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Conference 7.286::humor

Title:Humor - Read Note 2.*
Notice:Laughter - The World's Greatest Medicine
Moderator:TIMAMP::SULLIVAN
Created:Fri Oct 20 1989
Last Modified:Tue Jun 03 1997
Last Successful Update:Fri Jun 06 1997
Number of topics:947
Total number of notes:13381

286.0. "Incredible lines or Propositional Phrases" by HEFTY::FRITSCHD (Sunday's Child) Thu Jun 28 1990 13:21

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286.1Sid the Sexist.KURMA::IJOHNSTONVRRRRRRRROOOOOOM!Thu Jun 28 1990 13:261
286.28^PPDMONT::JEFFREYMHell toupeeThu Jun 28 1990 13:3210
286.3LEDS::KIROVAC_SThu Jun 28 1990 14:083
286.4Propositional Putdown39563::MCGOVERNThu Jun 28 1990 15:193
286.5CIMNET::TOBIN_DThu Jun 28 1990 15:267
286.6I had to laugh.....BARTLE::BARRLFrankly Scallop, I don't give a clam!Thu Jun 28 1990 15:546
286.9Belly-buttonsBAGELS::BAYEKThu Jun 28 1990 16:495
286.10Another putdownSNOC01::NICHOLLSHen: how an egg makes another eggThu Jun 28 1990 20:573
286.13responsive responses.KERBER::SUTHERLANDso don't let go..Fri Jun 29 1990 08:566
286.14JOCKEY::BURNMKerry Gentry my dear WatsonFri Jun 29 1990 09:1017
286.15SUBURB::DAVIESNLoaded like a freight train...Fri Jun 29 1990 09:3424
286.16Vic Ferrari lives!ASABET::COHENSilence . . . Snake breath.Fri Jun 29 1990 10:275
286.17WONDER::CUTTINGFri Jun 29 1990 10:3210
286.18Famous T-Shirt39563::MCGOVERNFri Jun 29 1990 12:485
286.19my place, or your's?RAVEN1::HENRYillegitimus non carborundumFri Jun 29 1990 13:222
286.20are you an animal?CARTUN::DWESSELSThe only constant is change.Fri Jun 29 1990 13:575
286.21okAKRON::DEPRIESTMon Jul 02 1990 15:2611
286.22Just a napkin, I guess ...RAVEN1::JERRYWHITEJoke 'em if they can't take a ...Tue Jul 03 1990 08:2613
286.23(Mish a lay) i can't spell her stupid name.."BUSY::SWANEYTue Jul 03 1990 18:047
286.24Not that it ever happened to me but......WOODRO::KOSINAThu Jul 05 1990 12:3115
286.25Sooo nasty...:-)DONVAN::T_THEOCan't touch thisThu Jul 05 1990 13:0511
286.26CIMNET::TOBIN_DThu Jul 05 1990 13:549
286.27ILOV14::PATTISONA rolling stone gets the wormThu Jul 05 1990 14:065
286.30MACNAS::PMCKEETue Jul 10 1990 09:135
286.31MACNAS::PMCKEETue Jul 10 1990 09:154
286.32AnotherVNABRW::EXEL_TFri Jul 13 1990 03:346
286.33what do YOU do for a living?CSCOA5::HUFFSTETLERReckless AbandonerMon Jul 16 1990 18:2219
286.36An oldieCARTUN::DAGOSTINODickTue Jul 17 1990 15:052
286.38Male put-down...GALVIA::FLOODMy head feels full of bumble beesWed Jul 25 1990 07:5413
286.39This one has worked wonders.LEHIGH::SHALLOWThat's a deep subject...Fri Jul 27 1990 16:245
286.40BOGUSS::OROSZSanta Clara, CA WRO2-2/H6 521-4341Sun Jul 29 1990 10:158
286.41SUBSYS::SMITHERETue Jul 31 1990 11:502
286.42Guaranteed reaction..KERBER::SUTHERLANDI got chewing gum stuck to my bootWed Aug 01 1990 09:084
286.43This one NEVER worked.RAYBOK::WHITLOCKPanduit, and Zeusduit, and....Thu Aug 02 1990 15:204
286.44This one ALWAYS works!CSC32::H_SOI'm reliable: Made in KoreaSat Aug 04 1990 17:576
286.45DONVAN::T_THEOCan't touch thisTue Aug 07 1990 16:594
286.46FWIWCSCOA3::HUFFSTETLERReckless AbandonerTue Aug 14 1990 18:265
286.47If all else fails...ILOV14::PATTISONA rolling stone gets the wormWed Aug 15 1990 05:052
286.48Try This, If You Get Turned DownRAVEN1::M_PHILLIPSU CANT TOUCH THISWed Aug 15 1990 05:429
286.49A Scotish lineBRUMMY::HAZELA town called ... er ... thingyWed Aug 15 1990 12:4010
286.50Old but CuteHPSTEK::HANSONThu Aug 16 1990 11:119
286.51< Some more >TRCA03::AHMEDFri Aug 17 1990 13:1111
286.55doggoneBODACH::CMORRISEven is evil, truth is a prime no.Thu Jul 18 1991 04:4112
286.56SAHQ::LUBERI'm schizophrenic and I am tooThu Jul 18 1991 09:436
286.59HASTA LA VISTA BABY.WMOIS::TEMP_BOBWed Jul 24 1991 15:4116
286.60ICS::SANTOSControversy is GREATWed Jul 24 1991 16:0213
286.61Better comebackCRATE::HAZELMillion-to-one chances crop up nine times out of tenThu Jul 25 1991 04:229
286.62ICS::SANTOSControversy is GREATThu Jul 25 1991 08:2123
286.63SAHQ::LUBERI'm schizophrenic and I am tooMon Jul 29 1991 16:441
286.64At a NightClub...WLDWST::BRETAThu Aug 08 1991 02:4411
286.65Sitting on a barstoolSA1794::BEANWNever play leapfrog with a unicornFri Nov 08 1991 14:562
286.66McFly...hello, McFly..NEWPRT::KING_MITue Nov 26 1991 16:593
286.67CSLALL::DOUGHERTYThe lovers, the dreamers...&amp; meMon Dec 23 1991 13:2312
286.68A true oneTRCP17::LACAILLEHalf-filled bottles of inspirationTue Dec 24 1991 12:2811
286.69PILOT5::SAPPBTue Dec 24 1991 13:4412
286.70CSOA1::SCHWARTZ_FNorth Coast, U.S.A.Tue Jan 14 1992 08:023
286.71Ow.ILOV14::PATTISONSeek.. Locate.. Exterminate...Tue Jan 14 1992 08:386
286.72They'll find you every timeSHARE::HANLEYRay.....the_Galactic_WandererTue Jan 21 1992 17:0010
286.74Top of the line businessBSS::GLODDY_RWild PuppySun May 24 1992 08:3218
286.75Straight Talk45286::DAVEYWed Jun 03 1992 10:5211
286.76who?TROOA::POECHMANPoecherWed Jun 03 1992 11:081
286.77Should've used .50 cent pieces?KYOA::HANSONIt's a sick world &amp; I'm a happy guyThu Jun 04 1992 12:237
286.78I've heard this one used.KYOA::HANSONIt's a sick world &amp; I'm a happy guyThu Jun 04 1992 12:338
286.79A conversation starter/finisherKYOA::HANSONIt's a sick world &amp; I'm a happy guyThu Jun 04 1992 12:342
286.80Ouuchh! That smarts.4268::HOAGDave Hoag NSM MaintenanceFri Jun 12 1992 16:0514
286.81Subtle43050::ETHERIDGEGammeroosh!Mon Jun 22 1992 05:551
286.85.-3 only more polite42498::YOUNGMon Aug 10 1992 06:556
286.8660608::NICHOLLSProblem? ring 1-800-382-5968Mon Aug 10 1992 20:001
286.87Probably been entered (fweep!) before...43050::CADWALLADERReaping time has come...Tue Aug 11 1992 06:457
286.882295::HEBERTCaptain BlighTue Aug 11 1992 12:084
286.89CHAT-UP LINES42139::ROODENBERGDit's me again.Fri Aug 28 1992 06:376
286.90this actually worked!SA1794::CHARBONNDin deepest dreams the gypsy fliesFri Oct 09 1992 08:433
286.92RDVAX::KALIKOWTFSO GHWBFri Oct 09 1992 09:314
286.93Pick-up Lines (and Comebacks)PSYLO::WILSONWed Nov 25 1992 15:5515
286.94He's got a point...OSITEL::BRITTAINPeter, TCC Munich @UFC 865-3102Thu Nov 26 1992 11:1014
286.95Classic pick up lines15838::DODGE_MThu Oct 07 1993 15:3016
286.97'let me clear a place for you to sit...'16821::EYSTERThu Oct 07 1993 17:0512
286.98better yet15838::JSTONEThu Oct 07 1993 18:381
286.99and it's the truth29067::J_HENSONWho elected Hillary?Thu Oct 07 1993 19:215
286.100WARNING! These are for entertainment purposes ONLY!16821::EYSTERThu Oct 07 1993 20:245
286.101"Sleepy talk"44234::DROONEYLifes a beachThu Oct 07 1993 23:596
286.10233072::HANSONLe Chat d'EauFri Oct 08 1993 15:0816
286.105Use only after several drinks...16821::EYSTERDrink 'till I'm cute, HoneyMon Nov 01 1993 13:469
286.106Snappy pickup lines.OTOU20::PONDMon Nov 21 1994 11:4452
286.107SPSEG::COVINGTONWhen the going gets weird...Wed Jul 26 1995 17:5110