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Conference 7.286::humor

Title:Humor - Read Note 2.*
Notice:Laughter - The World's Greatest Medicine
Moderator:TIMAMP::SULLIVAN
Created:Fri Oct 20 1989
Last Modified:Tue Jun 03 1997
Last Successful Update:Fri Jun 06 1997
Number of topics:947
Total number of notes:13381

257.0. "Sporty type jokes....." by KIRKTN::IJOHNSTON (Llama man to the rescue!!) Sun May 20 1990 18:33

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257.1Skitter'sKURMA::SWRIGHTSun May 27 1990 11:188
257.2CTOAVX::MASSICOTTEgroovy kind of loveMon May 28 1990 00:082
257.3Brit football not yank!KIRKTN::IJOHNSTONCowabunga! Radical dude!Tue May 29 1990 14:296
257.4A naughty little number!KIRKTN::IJOHNSTONCowabunga! Radical dude!Tue May 29 1990 14:3214
257.9Should this be about the Yankees?WACHU2::HERTZBERGI'm the NEAThu Jul 05 1990 10:1719
257.10How the mighty hath fallenULYSSE::FROSTMon Jul 30 1990 10:4017
257.11I've known managers like thisCIMNET::TOBIN_DThu Sep 12 1991 13:287
257.1239135::COLLETONTHE THIEF OF BADGAGSWed Jul 22 1992 09:392
257.13sledworms58633::TONIZZOThe statue got me high...Wed Jul 22 1992 15:413
257.14oh God oh GodNEMAIL::CARROLLJThe Bright-Eyed BoyWed Feb 03 1993 20:4715
257.15a must for cricket followers !KERNEL::NDAYQuazimodo sang,'It started with a syst'Mon Aug 09 1993 13:46185
257.16For all you Super Bowl fans38240::OLDIGESMon Jan 31 1994 12:167
257.1735450::JACOBThurman Thomas= NFL's Barry Bonds!!!Tue Feb 01 1994 00:226
257.18Hilary & Dallas58633::STANFIELDBoy!! Today has been a long weekTue Feb 01 1994 16:079
257.19The Juice!SUBPAC::OLDIGESFri Jun 17 1994 11:515
257.20OJ?MSBCS::HARTNETTDyin's not much of a livin boyFri Jun 17 1994 17:544
257.21AKOCOA::MAILROOMHave you hugged your glock todayFri Jun 17 1994 18:041
257.22SUBURB::HORTONPMon Dec 19 1994 14:3514
257.24COMICS::SUMNERCHow Jolly SmashingMon Dec 19 1994 15:068
257.25Is anybody OUT here?POLAR::BOISJOLYWed Oct 04 1995 04:3314
257.27A similiar threadSNAX::SMITHI FEEL THE NEEDThu Oct 05 1995 14:394
257.28A Senator fan.POLAR::TYSICKPrying Open my Third EyeWed Apr 16 1997 16:0018
    Lil' NHL joke...
    
    	This guy goes to see a Dr. about his high IQ and how it's becoming
    a burden to him.  The Doctor asks, "What is your IQ upto and what seems
    to be the problem with it?"  The guy says, "It's at 458 and it bothers
    me cause I can read peoples thoughts all the time and I can't rest." 
    So the Dr. suggest a new machine that will drop hi IQ one point at a
    time.  The guy agrees and is hooked up.  457...456...455...the Doctor
    is told there's a phone call for him in the next office so he leaves
    his patient hooked up all alone and unsupervised.  Minutes later the
    Dr. realizes he forgot his patient, so he runs back into the office,
    looks at the number counter which now reads 17.  The Dr. unhooks him
    immediately and asks the patient, "How are you?".  The man replies
    
    
    	"GO SABRES GO! GO SABBRES GO!"
    
    		Jay