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Conference 7.286::humor

Title:Humor - Read Note 2.*
Notice:Laughter - The World's Greatest Medicine
Moderator:TIMAMP::SULLIVAN
Created:Fri Oct 20 1989
Last Modified:Tue Jun 03 1997
Last Successful Update:Fri Jun 06 1997
Number of topics:947
Total number of notes:13381

226.0. "An Odd Thought" by DONVAN::T_THEO (My cup is half full) Mon Apr 16 1990 15:04

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226.1Sledge-O-MaticDONVAN::T_THEOMy cup is half fullMon Apr 16 1990 15:169
226.2ELMAGO::JPALLONEMon Apr 16 1990 16:341
226.3 CSC32::SIMMONSHow come chickens don't wear underpants?Tue Apr 17 1990 00:161
226.4COMICS::LUCKMANTue Apr 17 1990 03:556
226.5enough said BTOVT::BROWN_JHo Ha Ha Guard Turn Perry Dodge SpinTue Apr 17 1990 11:085
226.6or....BTOVT::BROWN_JHo Ha Ha Guard Turn Perry Dodge SpinTue Apr 17 1990 11:127
226.8SAURUS::BRAMLEYthe Stick & the Carrot are OneTue Apr 17 1990 12:194
226.9Well? Well? Hello?SNDCSL::BLEIWASFaulk in AtholWed Apr 18 1990 14:549
226.10Comming or going...FEATHR::BLUEJAYOn the back side of the power curveWed Apr 18 1990 15:1712
226.11Sleep, for what ?ELWOOD::GROLEAUMine, is but to wonder whyWed Apr 18 1990 15:237
226.12re: removing ones eyeMEMORY::LYSETHPerception is all there isWed Apr 18 1990 15:5312
226.13Why is there air?DONVAN::T_THEOIt's OK, I'm with the band.Wed Apr 18 1990 16:2415
226.14And man walked off the land, and swam!STAR::NOVAKWed Apr 18 1990 16:3311
226.15Truth is the strangest thing.IMZADI::KISERCash Talks, Credit Echos.Wed Apr 18 1990 17:264
226.17Unsolved MysteriesSAURUS::BRAMLEYthe Stick & the Carrot are OneWed Apr 18 1990 17:302
226.20Just wondering.....SUBURB::HOLLOWAYFIf only I could....Thu Apr 19 1990 08:373
226.21Why???CSC32::SCHIMPFThu Apr 19 1990 11:361
226.22...inflation index....LUDWIG::PHILLIPSMusic of the spheres.Thu Apr 19 1990 12:039
226.23HOW YA GONNA KNOW???HPSTEK::CYGANThu Apr 19 1990 13:107
226.24<<<>>>GENRAL::SHERWOODIT IS SPRINGTIME IN THE ROCKIESThu Apr 19 1990 15:281
226.27If you had two choices, which would you take?CSSE::WAITEThu Apr 19 1990 17:372
226.28MCIS1::DHAMELMecka-lecka-hi, kiss-my-heinie-hoThu Apr 19 1990 17:534
226.29SNOC01::NICHOLLSHen: how an egg makes another eggThu Apr 19 1990 19:452
226.32any further explanation needed?BTOVT::BROWN_JFri Apr 20 1990 06:2510
226.33?41720::PATTISONHelp m'boab.Fri Apr 20 1990 08:232
226.34CIMNET::TOBIN_DFri Apr 20 1990 09:347
226.35"soul doubt" (Eric O's idea for a rock band name!)HANNAH::OSMANsee HANNAH::IGLOO$:[OSMAN]ERIC.VT240Fri Apr 20 1990 10:479
226.36never opened a f.in the dark?VNABRW::BARTAKblondes have more fun!Fri Apr 20 1990 14:023
226.37?DONVAN::T_THEOIt's OK, I'm with the band.Fri Apr 20 1990 15:244
226.38is that liver from the same turkey as that heart ?HANNAH::OSMANsee HANNAH::IGLOO$:[OSMAN]ERIC.VT240Fri Apr 20 1990 18:3921
226.39MILKWY::SLABOUNTYThe 16V, 240watt antenna mobile.Mon Apr 23 1990 09:238
226.40?39563::MCGOVERNMon Apr 23 1990 13:281
226.41Good and You!DECXPS::MARROCHELLOMon Apr 23 1990 17:3721
226.42huh?CLARID::SLOMANthe abominableTue Apr 24 1990 06:021
226.43WhyCSSE::WAITETue Apr 24 1990 13:363
226.44why againCLARID::SLOMANthe abominableWed Apr 25 1990 04:191
226.45fraternal?MARX::FLEMINGX, lies and videotapeThu Apr 26 1990 13:354
226.46I wanna know...WORDY::G_KNIGHTINGThinkingspeakingthinkingspeaking.Thu Apr 26 1990 17:223
226.47How ya gonna wet your whistle ?ASAHI::SCARYI'm noting, and I can't log out !Fri Apr 27 1990 02:017
226.48Just for thought!RAVEN1::B_ADAMSI feel the need for SPEED!Fri Apr 27 1990 16:379
226.49Make's y'wonderWMOIS::M_KOWALEWICZEar, nose, and hug man. Mon Apr 30 1990 11:132
226.50WFOV11::STEPHENSON_ETue May 01 1990 09:046
226.51Huh?CAM::MILLERIt's only life, after allTue May 01 1990 16:003
226.52CLADA::MEAGHERThese are the hands of a tired manThu May 03 1990 13:044
226.53DASXPS::TIMMONSI'm a Pepere!Tue May 08 1990 08:158
226.54DASXPS::TIMMONSI'm a Pepere!Tue May 08 1990 08:164
226.5541720::PATTISONA rolling stone gets the wormWed May 09 1990 04:123
226.56ELMAGO::JPALLONEWed May 09 1990 12:381
226.57CHEFS::UCG10The Purple People EaterFri May 18 1990 11:131
226.58Not to beat the subject to death, but...SAHQ::LUBERI'm schizophrenic and I am tooFri May 18 1990 12:092
226.59Try riding with a "stiff" sometime.POGO::CONNALLY_SSat May 19 1990 20:117
226.60Just wondering...MANIOK::WRIGLEYI don't think we're in Kansas anymore TotoTue May 22 1990 07:198
226.61A couple from Woody AllenCIMNET::TOBIN_DTue May 22 1990 13:5517
226.62while walking through a cemetaryPASTIS::MONAHANhumanity is a trojan horseSun Jun 17 1990 04:552
226.63wandering minds want to knowCARTUN::DWESSELSThe only constant is change.Mon Jun 18 1990 12:169
226.64Reversable processes?FEATHR::BLUEJAYConan the BirdbarianMon Jun 18 1990 13:468
226.65on bread and crackersSUBSYS::DOUCETTEJim DoucetteMon Jun 18 1990 22:409
226.66does light really shine?BSS::BORENWhy don't airplanes flap their wings?Tue Jun 19 1990 09:187
226.67From various sourcesCOOKIE::FREIWALDDon't marry, be happy.Tue Jun 19 1990 18:4617
226.68Who else?DPD01::JEFFREYLove SpongeWed Jun 20 1990 11:0811
226.69They fill-upDISCVR::LEEWed Jun 20 1990 13:0310
226.70Constant volume of time...CSOA1::SIMPSONWed Jun 27 1990 15:4311
226.71SAHQ::LUBERI'm schizophrenic and I am tooWed Jun 27 1990 15:591
226.72It could be worse, ya know...OAW::MILLER_PAI've getten, and I can't fall upWed Jun 27 1990 19:032
226.73Makes senseSNOC01::NICHOLLSHen: how an egg makes another eggWed Jun 27 1990 19:315
226.74mirrorsILOV14::PATTISONA rolling stone gets the wormFri Jun 29 1990 14:122
226.75BOGUSS::OROSZSanta Clara, CA WRO2-2/H6 521-4341Sat Jun 30 1990 00:093
226.76BOGUSS::OROSZSanta Clara, CA WRO2-2/H6 521-4341Sat Jun 30 1990 00:103
226.77because38735::ZARLENGAsorry I made you clean the toiletSun Jul 01 1990 21:246
226.78What! He gave a serious answer! Weird bloke!SUBURB::DAVIESNLoaded like a freight train...Mon Jul 02 1990 07:211
226.79He pops up here and there...WFOV11::KOEHLERFight the 2 1/2 override!!Mon Jul 02 1990 11:556
226.80Go figureREEF::JEFFREYMHell toupeeMon Jul 02 1990 14:2711
226.81Seedless SexICS::TANNERArt is an opinion of realityWed Jul 11 1990 08:281
226.82Thats easy...DSTEG1::BLANCHARDWed Jul 11 1990 08:398
226.83Oh What!!BEEZER::NDAYi'll get dat pesky wabbitWed Jul 11 1990 09:358
226.8439563::MCGOVERNWed Jul 11 1990 12:022
226.85Question ?KLINK::FITZGERALDWed Jul 11 1990 13:351
226.86MEMORY::LYSETHPerception is all there isFri Jul 13 1990 09:455
226.87pondering the great questionsCARTUN::DWESSELSThe only constant is change.Sun Jul 15 1990 09:4210
226.88TrainsCARP::SULLIVANIn the middle of IBM Country Sun Jul 15 1990 23:2815
226.89bright ideaRAVEN1::HENRYillegitimus non carborundumMon Jul 16 1990 13:531
226.90Squish!RAYBOK::DAMIANOYou pay peanuts, you get monkeysMon Jul 16 1990 15:564
226.91QBUS::F_MUELLERTue Jul 17 1990 21:328
226.92"For The Nine Days They Are Closed"RAVEN1::M_PHILLIPSU CANT TOUCH THISWed Jul 18 1990 01:481
226.93Hey Mom?ALIEN::MIRABITOIt's so easy to slipWed Jul 18 1990 15:161
226.94Oh nevermind...KITES::BOWENLast Waltz of the Booze Sucking PigsThu Jul 19 1990 10:062
226.95ROBOAT::HEBERTCaptain BlighFri Jul 20 1990 09:392
226.96ROBOAT::HEBERTCaptain BlighFri Jul 20 1990 09:414
226.97MILKWY::SLABOUNTYHemorrhoid from HellFri Jul 20 1990 10:456
226.98some audience!!RAVEN1::HENRYillegitimus non carborundumTue Jul 24 1990 13:471
226.99SSVAX2::KATZWhat's your damage?Tue Jul 24 1990 13:584
226.100Philosophy 101FEATHR::BLUEJAYConan the BirdbarianTue Jul 24 1990 14:025
226.101OAW::MILLER_PAAs in Time...Miller TimeTue Jul 24 1990 16:313
226.102My favoriteELWOOD::LEBEAUA kindler, gentler Big BrotherTue Jul 24 1990 20:203
226.103taken from SpockBTOVT::BROWN_JBo know's CherWed Jul 25 1990 11:285
226.104Origin of a place nameSLEEPI::HAZELA town called ... er ... thingyWed Jul 25 1990 12:248
226.10522048::LIVINGSTONEthree steps forward,2 steps backThu Jul 26 1990 22:413
226.106CSC32::H_SOI'm reliable: Made in KoreaFri Jul 27 1990 02:594
226.107Dust ballsULYSSE::FROSTMon Jul 30 1990 08:491
226.108Baby PowderRAYBOK::WHITLOCKSweet 16 is turning 35.Mon Jul 30 1990 16:4511
226.109And while we're on the subject . . .ASABET::COHENSilence . . . Snake breath.Mon Jul 30 1990 17:1712
226.110If you run out of baby powder...ELWOOD::LEBEAUA kindler, gentler Big BrotherMon Jul 30 1990 19:326
226.111Baseball KAOO01::LAPLANTEThu Aug 02 1990 11:384
226.112Credit vs CashKAOO01::LAPLANTEThu Aug 02 1990 11:404
226.113Simon and GarfunkleESSB::DEARLYKilroy left a message for youThu Aug 09 1990 06:546
226.114<odd>TRCA01::AHMEDMon Aug 20 1990 18:543
226.116Road signsFEATHR::BLUEJAYExcuse me, is that an Uzi?Tue Aug 21 1990 08:055
226.118Geographical anomaly?BRUMMY::HAZELA town called ... er ... thingySat Aug 25 1990 06:367
226.119Geographical anwsers....JUPITR::FERRAROSat Aug 25 1990 12:265
226.120CSC32::H_SOSave a tree, eat a beaverSat Aug 25 1990 14:496
226.121above this ^OVAL::PAYNEAwhy is abbreviation such a long word?Thu Aug 30 1990 11:136
226.122Anyone have answers to my questions?ICS::SANTOSInsert Personal_Name hereThu Jul 18 1991 11:5718
226.123The Shell Answer Man speaksTOKNOW::METCALFEEschew Obfuscatory MonikersThu Jul 18 1991 16:1631
226.124CUPMK::T_THEOPlease pass the endorphinsThu Jul 18 1991 18:295
226.125TOKNOW::METCALFEEschew Obfuscatory MonikersFri Jul 19 1991 08:026
226.152Let's have some real odd thoughtsCRATE::HAZELMillion-to-one chances crop up nine times out of tenWed Jul 24 1991 06:5513
226.153ICS::SANTOSControversy is GREATWed Jul 24 1991 07:4415
226.154Behind every successful man...CRATE::HAZELMillion-to-one chances crop up nine times out of tenWed Jul 24 1991 08:305
226.155Something just Dawned on me...TROOA::PILGRIMExpatriate Newf - Insanity IntactTue Aug 06 1991 13:1615
226.156Porno filmSTAR::ELSERWed Aug 07 1991 13:138
226.157Poisson = French for 'fish'CRATE::HAZELMarvin the Paranoid Android was rightWed Aug 21 1991 10:284
226.158wDANTE'S BAR & GRILLwCOMET::BELKNAPSun Oct 06 1991 16:146
226.159Or any other weak lager !JUMBLY::BATTERBEEJKinda lingers.....Mon Oct 07 1991 05:011
226.160POCUS::CULLENMon Oct 07 1991 14:403
226.161They wouldn't give you a XXXX for anything elseCRATE::HAZELMarvin the Paranoid Android was rightThu Oct 10 1991 06:556
226.162No...ITSTRCP17::LACAILLEHalf-filled bottles of inspirationThu Oct 10 1991 17:102
226.163?BODACH::CMORRISEven is evil, truth a prime numberSun Oct 13 1991 14:089
226.165The really good stuff!!??RAVEN1::TYLERTry to earn what Lovers ownWed Oct 30 1991 03:471
226.166cars and coffeeCSC32::J_HENSONI'll 2nd that amendment!Fri Nov 15 1991 11:033
226.167Stolen from T.V....RAYBOK::DAMIANOMake it twitchThu Nov 21 1991 16:343
226.168I saw this one as a "tasteless cartoon" way back whenZENDIA::REITHJim Reith DTN 226-6102 - LTN2-1/F02Thu Nov 21 1991 16:551
226.169Is the sex determined by hard or soft water?RAYBOK::WHITLOCKI'm EZ, but I'm sure not cheap!Fri Nov 22 1991 10:574
226.170Hard way......badddddddddddddddddddddd!29575::MARSHALL_JPlaying with the toys in my head.Fri Nov 22 1991 11:5110
226.171Here's one I just thought ofFUTURS::HAZELMarvin the Paranoid Android was rightWed Nov 27 1991 13:484
226.172YupDOBRA::MCGOVERNWed Nov 27 1991 14:092
226.173WLDBIL::KILGOREDCU Elections -- Vote for a change...Wed Nov 27 1991 14:206
226.174Logical name changes between Star/Trek V1.0 and V2.0FUTURS::HAZELMarvin the Paranoid Android was rightThu Nov 28 1991 03:4616
226.175ICS::SANTOSWild Thang! You make my ha-art sang!Tue Dec 10 1991 16:467
226.176ZENDIA::REITHJim Reith DTN 226-6102 - LTN2-1/F02Wed Dec 11 1991 08:111
226.177Thru Scientific AnalysisMPGS::MASSICOTTEThu Dec 12 1991 12:1812
226.178AIMHI::RAUHHome of The Cruel SpaThu Dec 19 1991 13:115
226.179alarmsREFINE::WADETue Jan 07 1992 13:492
226.180< AND KNOW A WORD FROM OUR SPONSER >COMET::ROUTHIERJFri Jan 10 1992 23:5643
226.1817854::MATTHEWSOO -0 -/ @Mon Feb 17 1992 16:413
226.182Just Curious!!3382::PARENTDo Something!!Tue Feb 18 1992 07:566
226.183Its in the jeansTRIVIA::BUFORDbug: a feature with an attitudeTue Feb 18 1992 09:2012
226.184CSC32::J_HENSONBlessed are the cheese makersThu Mar 05 1992 15:278
226.185Things I ponder...TRILLI::CADWALLADERReaping time has come...Wed Mar 25 1992 13:015
226.186SQM::SAXENAWed Mar 25 1992 13:059
226.187why,why, why?TOOK::HOAGDECps/VPA Maintenance TeamWed Mar 25 1992 13:5710
226.188Thicker roads?SCOAYR::DMILLARThu Mar 26 1992 07:334
226.189ROBOAT::HEBERTCaptain BlighThu Mar 26 1992 11:232
226.19045286::SAXBYClever critters;Squirrels!Thu Mar 26 1992 11:507
226.191FEATHR::BLUEJAYN45210: 152.3 SMOH, 152.3 SMWJThu Mar 26 1992 11:577
226.192Careful with that lubra-strip Eugene...FORTY2::CADWALLADERReaping time has come...Thu Mar 26 1992 12:075
226.193CHATS::SCUFFHAMFri Mar 27 1992 17:343
226.194And another thing..CHATS::SCUFFHAMFri Mar 27 1992 17:385
226.195Thats Odd.SPIDR::RGAUDETSat Mar 28 1992 07:065
226.196moo moo $ mooNEMAIL::CARROLLJImmanuel Kant was a real . . .Sun Mar 29 1992 10:346
226.19719119::JANDROWThe Green-Eyed LadySun Mar 29 1992 14:236
226.198FORTY2::CADWALLADERReaping time has come...Mon Mar 30 1992 04:523
226.199CSC32::J_HENSONBlessed are the cheese makersThu Apr 02 1992 12:573
226.200ROBOAT::HEBERTCaptain BlighThu Apr 02 1992 17:142
226.201CSC32::J_HENSONBlessed are the cheese makersFri Apr 03 1992 10:043
226.202Youa don'ta makea da rulesANGLIN::SULLIVANTake this job and LOVE itFri Apr 03 1992 14:226
226.203What does that make 2 even thoughts.SPIDR::RGAUDETMon Apr 06 1992 07:522
226.204just a thought!SPRY::RICHARDMon Apr 06 1992 12:196
226.205generic food stuffCSOA1::LEECHOn the road to nowhere...Mon Apr 06 1992 12:311
226.206ROBOAT::HEBERTCaptain BlighMon Apr 06 1992 13:273
226.207Everything BUT the kitchen sink!WHEEL::SWINIARSKIWed Apr 08 1992 14:253
226.208SPIDR::RGAUDETWed Apr 08 1992 18:193
226.209(ahem)FORTY2::CADWALLADERReaping time has come...Thu Apr 09 1992 06:044
226.210good for a laugh at my house, but only onceMISFIT::KINNEYDAruba at EOMThu Apr 09 1992 17:057
226.211it happened this morningSQM::SAXENAMon Apr 13 1992 18:216
226.212Which one was it?FORTY2::CADWALLADERReaping time has come...Tue Apr 14 1992 11:137
226.213exSPIDR::RGAUDETWed Apr 15 1992 13:457
226.214LUDWIG::SADINEducation not alienation...Fri Apr 24 1992 22:327
226.215Flaming Discussion...AKOCOA::SECURITY06Sun Apr 26 1992 23:5216
226.216and...LEDS::HAMBLENQUALITY doesn't cost. It PAYS!Mon Apr 27 1992 16:226
226.217Athlete's FootGIAMEM::CRUZThu Apr 30 1992 13:223
226.218abbreviate abbreviation3522::KRISHNANThu Apr 30 1992 16:583
226.219PAKORA::ISUTHERLANDEurope's CFC free.Mon May 04 1992 20:252
226.221Seen on Bill Hicks Show (NY Comedian)JGL::CMORRISEven is evil, truth a prime numberTue May 05 1992 05:234
226.223Ask a silly question .....BERN02::BYRNETue May 05 1992 08:275
226.224Flying high...FORTY2::CADWALLADERReaping time has come...Tue May 05 1992 12:593
226.2263.26 psi, when wetXAXXON::BUTTONbe EXCELLENT to each other....Mon May 11 1992 13:1921
226.2276286::FBUTLERMon Jul 06 1992 10:202
226.22834009::BLUEJAYN45210: 184.4 SMOH, 14.2 SMWJMon Jul 06 1992 13:208
226.23044234::ISUTHERLANDI drink Bucky,(Wi Aspirin tops).Thu Jul 09 1992 20:442
226.23152354::MONAHANhumanity is a trojan horseFri Jul 10 1992 04:513
226.23256733::REITHJim HANNAH:: Reith DSG1/2E6 235-8039Fri Jul 10 1992 10:491
226.23320485::BELDIN_RAll's well that endsFri Jul 10 1992 12:443
226.23426580::SWANSONIfYaFeelLikeARiotThenDontchaDenyItFri Jul 10 1992 13:033
226.23544245::PMOONFri Jul 10 1992 13:069
226.2366602::COTEDave (Peck) Cote, Hudson, MA. USASat Jul 11 1992 15:394
226.23719119::JANDROWThe Green-Eyed LadySun Jul 12 1992 08:215
226.238???33864::TYLERTry to earn what Lovers ownMon Jul 13 1992 04:267
226.239Why it's call FOOTBALL35223::COGHILLSteve Coghill, Luke 14:28Tue Jul 14 1992 10:5021
226.240:^)39135::COLLETONTHE THIEF OF BADGAGSTue Jul 14 1992 11:262
226.242funny shaped balls...44234::CDOUDIEI'm the best goalie in SQFSun Jul 19 1992 00:104
226.24339293::COLLETONTHE THIEF OF BADGAGSMon Jul 27 1992 10:296
226.24642443::HARRISRAve you gota loit boy ?Wed Mar 23 1994 08:018
226.249shower curtainGEC013::CIN032::SchulerBarbWed Mar 22 1995 18:374
226.251NETCAD::WOODFORDPracticing Passive AgressionWed Mar 22 1995 19:3314
226.252How and Why ?POLAR::BOISJOLYSun Oct 15 1995 01:1612
226.253fish?ZEKE::DAVISWhy Yes....it is user hostileWed Oct 25 1995 09:514
226.254SLBLUZ::WINKLEMANWinkleaustinmanWed Oct 25 1995 12:137
226.255VYGER::HAINEYTFri Nov 08 1996 06:475
226.256VYGER::HAINEYTFri Nov 08 1996 09:4429
226.257We know where your mind is ;-)MPOS02::SULLIVANTake this job and LOVE itFri Nov 08 1996 18:3616