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Conference 7.286::humor

Title:Humor - Read Note 2.*
Notice:Laughter - The World's Greatest Medicine
Moderator:TIMAMP::SULLIVAN
Created:Fri Oct 20 1989
Last Modified:Tue Jun 03 1997
Last Successful Update:Fri Jun 06 1997
Number of topics:947
Total number of notes:13381

139.0. "Tongue Twisters!!" by CNTROL::PLOURDE (Whosoever.Will) Tue Jan 23 1990 12:38

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139.1I can turn my tongue upside downDPD01::JEFFREYPreserve wildlife-pickle a squirrelTue Jan 23 1990 12:434
139.2FEATHR::BLUEJAYRemember when people put thier names here?Tue Jan 23 1990 13:151
139.3PPPPPPPPPPP :-)BARTLE::BARRLMy own account!Tue Jan 23 1990 13:216
139.4ODDSON::BURNMEarly main three my dear Watson!Tue Jan 23 1990 13:264
139.5HPSTEK::BPERKINSBe ALERT...we need more LERTSTue Jan 23 1990 14:194
139.6T TheopolusDONVAN::T_THEOMy cup is half fullTue Jan 23 1990 14:4812
139.7Don't say it too loudDPDSAL::JEFFREYPreserve wildlife-pickle a squirrelTue Jan 23 1990 15:0610
139.8I'm pleasant...GALVIA::FLOODghost writers in the sky....Tue Jan 23 1990 15:405
139.9Some OLDIESGENRAL::HUNTERfrom SUNNY Colorado, WayneTue Jan 23 1990 17:3411
139.10One smart fellow.....UNXA::ADLEREd - VAX System V OperationsTue Jan 23 1990 18:185
139.12more seashells...HPSTEK::PATTERSONWed Jan 24 1990 08:075
139.14tutorsVINO::MCGLINCHEYSancho! My Armor! My TECO Macros!Wed Jan 24 1990 09:119
139.15dangerousWMOIS::R_ELWELLDirty old men need love, too.Wed Jan 24 1990 14:148
139.16Another Peter Piper but with a twist of pepper...CSCMA::BALDWINThu Jan 25 1990 07:5614
139.17TOY BOATWFOV12::KROSTOSKIThu Jan 25 1990 16:333
139.18Ever go to ArkanSAW ?XCUSME::NEWSHAMI'm the NRAFri Jan 26 1990 04:476
139.19Tongue Thighed...KURMA::BPROUDFOOTFae across the Filth Of ForthSat Jan 27 1990 22:228
139.20DNEAST::SIVRET_JOHNThu Feb 01 1990 13:358
139.21I went to the market and I bought...BARTLE::FEDERICIMon Feb 05 1990 15:145
139.22My 2p worth...IOSG::THOMPSONRwith an IQ of a demented grape.....Wed Feb 07 1990 12:0126
139.23Remembered what Susi was doing!IOSG::THOMPSONRwith an IQ of a demented grape.....Wed Feb 07 1990 12:068
139.27tongue and Mind TwistersPOLAR::MACDONALDTue Feb 27 1990 09:3316
139.28Sing along with this!GLDOA::BEGININThu Mar 01 1990 10:2710
139.29NOT TWISTED, MUCH?!?!?!?!GENRAL::HUNTERfrom SUNNY Colorado, WayneFri Mar 16 1990 12:0912
139.31The way I heard it....UNXA::ADLERRich or poor, it's nice to have money.Fri Mar 30 1990 19:0113
139.34DPDMAI::GAGNONWed May 02 1990 14:092
139.38that that that that thatHLFS00::WETERINGH_BThu Aug 02 1990 10:2914
139.39Had knot! Had two!WAGON::STAVENFri Aug 03 1990 11:549
139.41"had" enough yet?JAMESB::BABINHow's my typing? Call 1-800-ASDFJKL;Thu Aug 16 1990 17:4912
139.42CSC32::J_OPPELTTo each his Dulcinea.Fri Aug 17 1990 19:374
139.43oldie but goodieAKOCOA::ATHERTONUK foreverFri Nov 22 1991 18:035
139.45Here's anotherWR1FOR::MANGANELL_VITue Jun 23 1992 14:421
139.47All 3 Becauses..7198::RAOFri Aug 21 1992 17:1210
139.48jenny & marySUBSYS::TURCOTTEWed Feb 12 1997 15:2375
warning: the joke below may be offensive to certain folks!
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 




why can't a lesb**n go on a diet and wear make-up at the same time ?


because she can't eat Jenny Craig while she has Mary Kay on her face !


no offense intended !