Conference 7.286::humor

Subject: New Software Release
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     A New Release
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     Last year, my friend upgraded GirlFriend 3.1 to GirlFriendPlus 1.0
     (marketing name: Fiancee 1.0). Recently he upgraded Fiancee 1.0 to
     Wife 1.0, and it's a memory hogger, it has taken all his space; and
     Wife 1.0 must be running before he can do anything. Although he did
     not ask for it, Wife 1.0 came with Plug-Ins such as MotherInLaw and
     BrotherInLaw.

     Some features I'd like to see in the Upcomming GirlFriend 4.0...

     - A "Don't remind me again" button

     - Minimize button

     - Shutdown feature

     - An install shield feature so that Girlfriend 4.0 can be
       completely uninstalled if so desired (so you don't lose cache
       and other objects)

     I tried running Girlfriend 2.0 with Girlfriend 1.0 still installed,
     they tried using the same I/O port and conflicted.  Then I tried to
     unistall Girlfriend 1.0 but it didn't have an uninstall program.
     I tried to uninstall it by hand, but it put files in my system          
 directory. Another thing that sucks in all versions of Girlfriend
     that I've used is that it is totally "object oriented" and only         
  supports hardware with gold plated contacts.

     *****  BUG WARNING  ********

     Wife 1.0 has an undocumented bug. If you try to install Mistress 1.1
     before uninstalling Wife 1.0, Wife 1.0 will delete MSMoney files
     before doing the uninstall itself. Then Mistress 1.1 will refuse to
     install, claiming insufficient resources.

     *************

    re:-3
    
    	Your not suppose to add any indication that thre is any physical
    fighting going on.  These two are just a bickering away, and the
    impression the reader is suppose to be left with is that this guy
    storms out of the room when he says she is not going to see him for
    three days.  When the first two days go by, the reader should be
    thinking : Boy, she has'nt seen him, maybe he's at a hotel, or a
    buddies.
    
    	My sister told me that at a wake, and even then it was funny.
    
    keith

    <----
    
    	That's cause your family is sick!   [^;=
    
    	J

 
 Barman looks down to the end of the bar and sees a guy with his head
 down who hasn't touched his drink for over a half an hour.  He heads over
 to talk to him.
 
 Bartender: "Hey pal, is something wrong?"
 
 The Guy:   "Yeah,... I'm really depressed"
 
 Bartender: "Why, what's the matter?"
 
 The Guy:   "I caught my wife in bed with my best friend"
 
 Bartender: "Wow, that's horrible.  What did you do?"
 
 The Guy:   "I kicked her out of the house, sent her packing, it's over"
 
 Bartender: "That's pretty drastic, what did you do to your best friend?"
 
 The Guy:   "I sat him down...tied him up...looked him straight in the
 eye..
 
 .and said..."
 
 
 
 "Bad Dog!  Bad Dog!"
 
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