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Conference 7.286::humor

Title:	Humor - Read Note 2.*
Notice:	Laughter - The World's Greatest Medicine
Moderator:	TIMAMP::SULLIVAN

Created:	Fri Oct 20 1989
Last Modified:	Tue Jun 03 1997
Last Successful Update:	Fri Jun 06 1997
Number of topics:	947
Total number of notes:	13381

91.0. "What Do You Call?....type jokes" by 42183::BURNM (Hail! He-men three! My dear Watson!) Thu Dec 21 1989 12:57

T.R	Title	User	Personal Name	Date	Lines
91.1		42183::BURNM	Hail! He-men three! My dear Watson!	`Fri Dec 22 1989 03:31`	7
91.2		3230::BERNIER	LUCKY IS DEAD?	`Fri Dec 22 1989 05:08`	11
91.4		18298::BRAMLEY	SABO	`Fri Dec 22 1989 14:14`	5
91.5		18298::BRAMLEY	SABO	`Fri Dec 22 1989 14:31`	10
91.6	whaddayacall...	19076::CROTEAU	and a beer...	`Fri Dec 22 1989 14:34`	8
91.7	more...	19076::CROTEAU	and a beer...	`Fri Dec 22 1989 14:37`	34
91.8	patooey	16821::JEFFREY	Great Horneytoads!	`Fri Dec 22 1989 15:27`	19
91.9		19076::CROTEAU	and a beer...	`Fri Dec 22 1989 15:48`	25
91.10	WDYC	DONVAN::T_THEO	My cup is half full	`Fri Dec 22 1989 17:31`	10
91.11		WHATIF::CROTEAU	and a beer...	`Tue Dec 26 1989 10:01`	7
91.12	another country heard from.....	MILKWY::CHARRON	I'm a human Tripod	`Thu Dec 28 1989 11:20`	21
91.13		GRANPA::DFOLEY	OOOOOOOOH -- Imagine THAT!!!	`Thu Dec 28 1989 12:38`	2
91.14	Football	GRANPA::DFOLEY	OOOOOOOOH -- Imagine THAT!!!	`Thu Dec 28 1989 12:39`	5
91.15	Gross, but the only clean one I know...	BOSHOG::PARENT		`Fri Dec 29 1989 12:46`	3
91.16	Oh no, not more....	GALVIA::FLOOD	ghost writers in the sky....	`Tue Jan 02 1990 05:31`	57
91.17		GALLOP::BURNM	Hell! He-men three? My dear Watson?	`Tue Jan 02 1990 06:58`	4
91.18	thump thump thump	DONVAN::T_THEO	My cup is half full	`Wed Jan 03 1990 22:13`	9
91.19	almost WDYC	SSDEVO::PEAKS::HOLSINGER		`Thu Jan 04 1990 16:44`	18
91.20		AKOV13::MOLLENHAUER	Just say N20	`Thu Jan 04 1990 17:48`	4
91.21		WACHU2::HERTZBERG	My poor Krell	`Fri Jan 05 1990 13:56`	6
91.22		GOTHIC::TOBIN		`Fri Jan 05 1990 14:11`	5
91.23		WHELIN::LOMBARDO	WEFox in sheep clothing	`Sun Jan 07 1990 23:34`	8
91.24	another sick no arm/no leg joke!	WHATIF::CROTEAU	Im wearing my Brook Sheilds, are you?	`Mon Jan 08 1990 15:18`	6
91.26		DNEAST::DANFORTH_DAN		`Tue Jan 16 1990 07:27`	10
91.27	holy jockstrap, batman!	DSTEG::LUND		`Tue Jan 16 1990 08:32`	17
91.29	Same beginning as .21, alternate ending	WACHU2::HERTZBERG	My poor Krell	`Thu Jan 18 1990 13:14`	5
91.30	Meat head......	KERNEL::MCGAUGHRIN	What a Marvelous Delivery	`Fri Jan 19 1990 10:03`	44
91.31		SHAPES::HICKSR		`Mon Jan 22 1990 07:37`	9
91.33		MCIS1::DHAMEL	Is Nothing Sacred?	`Tue Jan 23 1990 14:22`	6
91.34	WDYS	DONVAN::T_THEO	My cup is half full	`Tue Jan 23 1990 14:43`	7
91.37		SNOC01::NICHOLLS	Elvis lives only in an anagram	`Thu Jan 25 1990 00:55`	4
91.38	ha ha thump thump thump	DPD08::JEFFREY	Senior VCR Programer	`Thu Jan 25 1990 10:55`	18
91.39		SAURUS::BRAMLEY	Artifical Reality	`Tue Jan 30 1990 16:24`	7
91.41		PFSVAX::JACOB	Chuck U. Farley	`Tue Mar 27 1990 11:22`	8
91.42	No legs and no arms (sick) jokes	GVA01::ATKINSON	Just the facts kid	`Wed Mar 28 1990 11:27`	14
91.44	kind of a whad'ya get	CSCOA5::HUFFSTETLER	Reckless Abandoner	`Fri Mar 30 1990 11:12`	8
91.47	a couple more	EUCLID::MACKINNON		`Wed Apr 04 1990 09:00`	10
91.48	S & M joke	COGITO::HILL		`Thu Apr 05 1990 12:57`	5
91.49		DONVAN::T_THEO	My cup is half full	`Fri Apr 06 1990 12:39`	6
91.50	WDYC	OZROCK::TAYLOR		`Sun Apr 08 1990 21:18`	3
91.52	another	CRATE::STREET	Tapestry? OK by me, OK Bayeux?	`Mon Apr 30 1990 06:03`	5
91.54	Afewmore	DPDSAL::JEFFREY	Whale oil beef hooked	`Fri May 04 1990 11:55`	19
91.55		DONVAN::T_THEO	It's OK, I'm with the band.	`Mon May 07 1990 14:44`	6
91.57	chicken joke	SHARE::HANLEY	RAY, The galactic wanderer	`Wed May 23 1990 15:30`	5
91.58	Pig Joke	KAOA01::LAPLANTE		`Wed May 23 1990 16:21`	8
91.59	wdyc joke	COMICS::KCOOPER		`Sat Jun 16 1990 07:02`	14
91.60	Sick, ...but clean!	SONATA::BLAKE		`Thu Jun 28 1990 17:10`	9
91.61	8^D	AIADM::BARRETT		`Fri Jul 06 1990 16:08`	11
91.62		KAOA01::ADLER	Dudley Doright still lives!!	`Fri Jul 06 1990 17:46`	26
91.63		TAVIS::MAYER		`Sat Jul 07 1990 09:36`	30
91.66		KITES::BOWEN	Last Waltz of the Booze Sucking Pigs	`Wed Aug 15 1990 10:22`	12
91.67		CSC32::H_SO	I'm reliable: Made in Korea	`Fri Aug 17 1990 00:25`	14
91.68		7854::MATTHEWS	You're no fun, you fell right over!	`Fri Aug 17 1990 10:33`	4
91.69	Sorry	WELCLU::MEIKLE		`Fri Jul 26 1991 11:19`	12
91.72	" Pop and Fresh "	WMOIS::WHITNEY_R		`Mon Oct 28 1991 13:52`	8
91.75		IBDEMO::SILVANUS	the veteran illusionist	`Tue Oct 29 1991 20:07`	9
91.79	wdyc	MYTPAK::HOWARD		`Thu Dec 05 1991 07:51`	7
91.80		KITES::BOWEN	pothings nerfect	`Fri Dec 06 1991 15:39`	8
91.82	Well, Here's two more WDYC's	21402::KKK		`Tue Jan 28 1992 23:30`	8
91.83		18271::GAGNON_K	My other car is a Jet.	`Tue Aug 11 1992 20:45`	5
91.85	Oui, oui	CSC32::J_HENSON	Faster than a speeding ticket	`Mon Dec 07 1992 18:36`	5
91.86	variation of Bob	CSLALL::DODGE_M		`Tue Apr 13 1993 16:14`	7
91.89		29572::THOMPSON_A	Buck nekkid line dancer	`Mon Mar 14 1994 14:43`	3
91.90		2838::KILGORE	Time to put the SHARE back in DCU!	`Tue Mar 15 1994 15:10`	7
91.94	They'll Get Me For This!	PEKING::DP_SECURITY	DECPark Security @REO	`Sat Aug 27 1994 04:27`	14
91.98	fly w/o wings	SIEBK::KRING		`Mon Sep 12 1994 09:57`	5
91.110	bucket o' bull	CSSREG::BROWN	No Swett !!!	`Tue Sep 13 1994 15:55`	9
91.111	The End...?	ZEKE::DAVIS	Why Yes....it is user hostile	`Mon Oct 02 1995 02:23`	9
91.112	Sit ubou,sit...Good dog.	ZEKE::DAVIS	Why Yes....it is user hostile	`Mon Oct 02 1995 02:26`	9
91.113	:^o	ZEKE::DAVIS	Why Yes....it is user hostile	`Mon Oct 02 1995 02:28`	4
91.114		BIS1::MENZIES	Uncle Blinkey!	`Mon Oct 02 1995 14:04`	1
91.115	Another....	CSLALL::COTTER		`Wed Oct 18 1995 18:11`	16
91.119		BUSY::SLABOUNTY	Don't get even ... get odd!!	`Mon Apr 01 1996 13:52`	5
91.120	Yeah well, whaddya gonna do?	POLAR::TYSICK	In one ear & out your mother!	`Mon Apr 29 1996 19:11`	3
91.121		POLAR::LYLE	Chairman of the Bored	`Tue Apr 30 1996 06:37`	4
91.122		BUSY::SLABOUNTY	Great baby! Delicious!!	`Tue Apr 30 1996 13:44`	3
91.123		BSS::SMITH_S		`Wed May 15 1996 03:15`	4
91.121		BIGQ::MARCHAND		`Thu Oct 10 1996 16:54`	18
91.122	fish and bunnies	FABSIX::B_QUINLAN		`Sat Jan 25 1997 19:25`	24
	What do you call a fish with 2 knee's? a 2knee fish How do you catch a unique rabbit? You nique up on it. How do you catch a tame rabbit? The tame way.