T.R | Title | User | Personal Name | Date | Lines |
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9.1 | MIKE'S ANTATICS | 34320::RODRIGUEZ | | Fri Oct 27 1989 15:22 | 11 |
9.2 | BOY WILL BE BOYS | 34320::RODRIGUEZ | | Fri Oct 27 1989 15:29 | 10 |
9.3 | More things kids say!!!! | 7413::RENE | LIFE -- It's a juggle out there | Fri Oct 27 1989 15:37 | 145 |
9.5 | | 42448::BURNM | Hail! He-men three! My dear Watson! | Tue Dec 19 1989 13:02 | 13 |
9.6 | "Daddy, is a phaser like a flashlight?" | 2346::RALTO | Pee Wee & Miss Yvonne Secretly Wed | Thu Dec 21 1989 11:53 | 29 |
9.7 | Kids in Church | 16821::JEFFREY | He's dead, Jim | Thu Dec 21 1989 12:51 | 39 |
9.9 | | 16821::MATTSON | It's always something! | Fri Dec 22 1989 11:55 | 6 |
9.10 | | 16821::MATTSON | It's always something! | Fri Dec 22 1989 11:56 | 5 |
9.12 | The Birds 'n the Bees ?? | COPCLU::GEOFFREY | RUMMEL - The Forgotten American | Wed Dec 27 1989 04:04 | 9 |
9.13 | "EYE SAY!" | DECXPS::DEVILLER | Welcome to HISTORIC Boston Garden | Wed Dec 27 1989 13:58 | 8 |
9.14 | Jesse James' other brother | TROA02::DLOTEN | Semper ubi sub ubi. | Thu Jan 04 1990 12:57 | 11 |
9.15 | Grown ups, too! | ASHBY::BEFUMO | Between nothingness & eternity | Thu Jan 04 1990 14:10 | 6 |
9.18 | More memories | 52301::BIJAOUI | Banal comme un clown triste | Fri Jan 05 1990 12:34 | 6 |
9.20 | Those darned squirrels | BAGELS::SREBNICK | Bad pblm now? Wait 'til we solve it! | Mon Jan 08 1990 14:03 | 23 |
9.21 | Keeping it REAL casual | COOKIE::MJOHNSTON | With a sheep under each arm! | Wed Jan 10 1990 15:22 | 18 |
9.22 | CAN IT????? | GENRAL::HUNTER | from SUNNY Colorado, Wayne | Mon Jan 15 1990 16:55 | 15 |
9.24 | USUALLY, IF YOU'RE NOT LAUGHING TOO HARD | GENRAL::HUNTER | from SUNNY Colorado, Wayne | Tue Jan 16 1990 15:31 | 26 |
9.25 | maybe it was a stage I went thru? | CSCOA5::HUFFSTETLER | Reckless Abandoner | Tue Jan 16 1990 17:44 | 26 |
9.26 | Phoque <> F**k | KAOA01::LAPLANTE | | Thu Jan 18 1990 14:29 | 24 |
9.27 | two tiny tot tales | WLDWST::KING | INVEST IN YOURSELF | Sat Jan 20 1990 10:33 | 18 |
9.28 | Kerpow! | DPDSAL::JEFFREY | Bargain Brand Beer Buyin' Blues | Mon Jan 22 1990 10:52 | 17 |
9.29 | DID YOU SAY MEDICINE | CISM::MORAN | When Money Speaks The Truth is? | Mon Jan 22 1990 17:09 | 22 |
9.30 | What is it? | RDGENG::ACLARKSON | | Tue Jan 23 1990 05:52 | 13 |
9.31 | ex | GENRAL::HUNTER | from SUNNY Colorado, Wayne | Tue Jan 23 1990 16:50 | 11 |
9.32 | | ROYALT::MORRISSEY | Dezyne Addict | Wed Jan 24 1990 13:58 | 19 |
9.33 | Do kids have survival instincts? | STAR::GRIFFIN | | Thu Jan 25 1990 13:58 | 26 |
9.34 | I'VE GOT A DRY IDEA!!\ | GENRAL::HUNTER | from SUNNY Colorado, Wayne | Fri Jan 26 1990 09:56 | 14 |
9.40 | Kids for rent reallll cheap will pay | CASPRO::SULLIVAN | THINK_LOLLIPOPS_CHARMS_ARE_BEST | Sat Feb 03 1990 19:56 | 35 |
9.38 | | 36912::JACOB | Go backoff in your own jack yard | Mon Feb 05 1990 12:49 | 24 |
9.43 | Wise Guys | BOSOX::TIMMONS | I'm a Pepere! | Wed Feb 07 1990 07:37 | 14 |
9.44 | Minister's get crabby too! | CAM::MILLER | Lightness has a call that's hard to hear | Wed Feb 07 1990 09:10 | 4 |
9.45 | Portable Cribs...Doncha love 'em | CASPRO::SULLIVAN | PLEASE_PASS_THE_DIET_COKE | Wed Feb 07 1990 12:29 | 33 |
9.46 | the innocence of it all... | LINNHE::SYSTEM | | Thu Feb 08 1990 03:41 | 25 |
9.47 | | CURIE::TOBIN | | Tue Feb 13 1990 12:45 | 18 |
9.48 | Which way in | HYEND::BRENNA | Hickory dickory dock.... | Wed Feb 14 1990 03:04 | 13 |
9.49 | | IMZADI::KISER | Cash Talks, Credit Echos. | Wed Feb 14 1990 09:31 | 3 |
9.50 | Witches' Brew | CURIE::TOBIN | | Wed Feb 14 1990 09:45 | 25 |
9.51 | A new phone reply | GENRAL::HUNTER | from SUNNY Colorado, Wayne | Tue Feb 27 1990 12:44 | 7 |
9.52 | Duh...um...er | DONVAN::T_THEO | My cup is half full | Wed Feb 28 1990 11:19 | 24 |
9.53 | Another phone answering technique... | FDCV07::LEBLANC | Ruth E. LeBlanc | Wed Mar 21 1990 16:42 | 9 |
9.54 | | WMOIS::HOLEWA | And then, the cook was goosed. | Thu Mar 22 1990 11:54 | 12 |
9.55 | | FEATHR::BLUEJAY | aaaaaayyaayayyyyy!! | Thu Mar 22 1990 13:16 | 3 |
9.56 | | HANNAH::OSMAN | see HANNAH::IGLOO$:[OSMAN]ERIC.VT240 | Thu Mar 22 1990 17:40 | 7 |
9.57 | | BUOVAX::SAPP | Procrastinate soon. | Thu Mar 22 1990 20:48 | 5 |
9.58 | | PFSVAX::JACOB | Chuck U. Farley | Fri Mar 23 1990 13:39 | 6 |
9.59 | Beware little Rhymin'-Simon's! | DDIF::RALTO | Robbie & Robot Secretly Wed | Fri Mar 23 1990 14:13 | 68 |
9.60 | Cluck Cluck | OFFPLS::STOWELL | | Fri Mar 23 1990 14:14 | 7 |
9.61 | Granny | MUSKIE::SULLIVAN | Surrounded by the Competition,IBM | Fri Mar 23 1990 18:10 | 14 |
9.62 | | BTOVT::BROWN_J | | Mon Mar 26 1990 08:01 | 6 |
9.64 | | ESCROW::KILGORE | Wild Bill | Wed Apr 04 1990 12:21 | 15 |
9.65 | | ESCROW::KILGORE | Wild Bill | Wed Apr 04 1990 12:29 | 15 |
9.66 | is this pie occupued?yes, may I sew U to another sheet | HANNAH::OSMAN | see HANNAH::IGLOO$:[OSMAN]ERIC.VT240 | Wed Apr 04 1990 18:05 | 10 |
9.67 | still laughing | WLDWST::GRIBBEN | Living in the Wild Wild West | Wed Apr 11 1990 20:18 | 23 |
9.68 | Raise your voices in song....but not too loud!! | SCOVAX::DUPLESSIS | | Mon Apr 23 1990 15:59 | 28 |
9.69 | Brother's Answer | PENUTS::MADAVIS | | Wed Apr 25 1990 16:42 | 6 |
9.70 | A classic ... | CIMNET::TOBIN_D | | Wed Apr 25 1990 17:42 | 7 |
9.71 | Like Mother, Like Daughter | SERPNT::SONTAKKE | Vikas Sontakke | Thu Apr 26 1990 09:31 | 25 |
9.72 | Cristmas tale... | VAXRIO::CAMACHO | NWSS - Brazil | Mon May 07 1990 10:16 | 13 |
9.73 | Is this kids or embarassing moments? | CLARID::SLOMAN | the abominable | Mon May 07 1990 12:05 | 19 |
9.74 | :-) :-) :-) | MACNAS::DKEATING | Celibacy is NOT Hereditary! | Mon May 07 1990 12:29 | 12 |
9.75 | Peeping Tom | VAXRIO::CAMACHO | NWSS - Brazil | Mon May 07 1990 16:19 | 6 |
9.76 | Sweaty | DASXPS::TIMMONS | I'm a Pepere! | Tue May 08 1990 07:53 | 11 |
9.77 | Of course, mommy's a girl too ! | GIAMEM::ALLAIN | | Fri May 11 1990 16:21 | 13 |
9.78 | Smelly s*ituation!!!!!!!! | MACNAS::MFLANNERY | | Tue May 15 1990 06:14 | 23 |
9.79 | Reality is cruel | ILOV14::PATTISON | A rolling stone gets the worm | Wed May 30 1990 14:46 | 10 |
9.80 | I'm gonna kill her! | SNDCSL::BLEIWAS | Faulk in Athol | Tue Jun 05 1990 14:50 | 15 |
9.81 | | MANIOK::WRIGLEY | Empty pages and a worthless pen | Wed Jun 06 1990 11:56 | 10 |
9.82 | Breakfast, anyone ? | PENUTS::PGILBERTI | Paul Gilberti | Mon Jun 11 1990 13:49 | 8 |
9.84 | Two innocent and true stories | DDIF::RALTO | Read Bush's lips on both his faces | Mon Jul 09 1990 17:29 | 28 |
9.85 | Doing just what they're told..... | MCIS2::POLLERT | Have you KICKED your computer today? | Wed Aug 08 1990 15:20 | 22 |
9.86 | the lady "all" red | MEMIT::GEORGE | | Fri Aug 10 1990 14:41 | 14 |
9.87 | Sporting Priest | ESSB::DEARLY | Kilroy left a message for you | Tue Aug 21 1990 08:59 | 5 |
9.88 | Kids are sharper than adults... | KHAN::SELBY | The Simpson's vs. Cosby... | Fri Aug 24 1990 12:12 | 10 |
9.89 | 'nother kid/church story | TROA09::PILGRIM | SHUT UP THAT BLOODY BAZOOKI MUSIC !!! | Tue Sep 04 1990 15:54 | 8 |
9.90 | Kid in a supermarket | MVDS00::GOETZ | | Tue Aug 27 1991 15:31 | 10 |
9.91 | Here's another one. | WARHED::ROUGHSEDGE | and a bag of gravel | Mon Sep 23 1991 10:38 | 11 |
9.92 | just way too funny | 19119::JANDROW | | Sun Oct 13 1991 14:01 | 26 |
9.93 | | JUPITR::FEE | Singing songs of shady sisters... | Tue Oct 15 1991 13:21 | 35 |
9.94 | Even kids know prayers work !! | CSC32::M_POTTER | | Tue Oct 22 1991 11:36 | 25 |
9.95 | | ESKIMO::FBUTLER | | Mon Oct 28 1991 21:23 | 16 |
9.96 | So that's how it's done! | JDUFFY::DTOBIN | | Tue Nov 19 1991 10:35 | 30 |
9.97 | | LITE::J_OPPELT | Deacon Blues | Tue Nov 19 1991 14:19 | 9 |
9.98 | WHY WE SAY THE BLESSING BEFORE WE EAT? | RAVEN1::BARTON | | Fri Nov 22 1991 23:16 | 11 |
9.99 | Kids! | CSC32::R_WEBB | RAIDERS FAN | Mon Nov 25 1991 17:32 | 10 |
9.100 | Brothers | TECA17::COGHILL | Steve Coghill, Luke 14:28 | Tue Nov 26 1991 14:46 | 7 |
9.101 | we've got premature senility | PASTIS::MONAHAN | humanity is a trojan horse | Tue Nov 26 1991 17:58 | 12 |
9.102 | Cheeky! | KERNEL::CLATWORTHY | | Wed Nov 27 1991 05:00 | 14 |
9.103 | Christmas joke | TROOA::LEVENS | | Fri Nov 29 1991 11:42 | 9 |
9.104 | | HAMMAR::RAUH | Home of The Cruel Spa | Tue Dec 17 1991 16:12 | 17 |
9.105 | Secret Admirer | JDUFFY::DTOBIN | | Thu Dec 19 1991 08:16 | 16 |
9.106 | Kids Bath | DENVER::TILLISON | | Thu Apr 30 1992 13:29 | 9 |
9.107 | The renamed Puppy | OFFPLS::GRAY | | Mon May 11 1992 14:00 | 3 |
9.108 | ex | XAXXON::BUTTON | be EXCELLENT to each other.... | Mon May 11 1992 17:35 | 45 |
9.110 | They're not as stupid as we look | 58633::POECHMAN | Poecher | Mon Jul 20 1992 17:52 | 13 |
9.111 | Logic | 52668::LAMIROY_B | | Wed Jul 22 1992 06:05 | 8 |
9.112 | Much Hilarity!! | 44234::ELOVE | I`m a LARKY Celtic Man!! | Mon Aug 10 1992 12:10 | 12 |
9.113 | Literary Allusions | 56517::MOHN | blank space intentionally filled | Thu Aug 13 1992 14:21 | 10 |
9.115 | Isn't it obvious? | KAOA12::SMELLIE | | Wed Dec 02 1992 12:43 | 22 |
9.116 | schoolteacher1 | SUBURB::BENNETTP | | Tue Feb 02 1993 12:10 | 17 |
9.117 | schoolteacher2 | SUBURB::BENNETTP | | Tue Feb 02 1993 12:15 | 13 |
9.118 | Along the same lines as .116...... | GAVEL::JANDROW | Thank god for shoulder pads...... :> | Tue Feb 02 1993 15:15 | 15 |
9.125 | CUTE | KARHU::PARENT | without kids!! | Wed Feb 10 1993 17:15 | 20 |
9.126 | | JGODCL::NOORDIJK | nanoo nanoo | Mon Feb 22 1993 10:39 | 12 |
9.127 | Jack and Jill | LUNER::CIDADO | | Mon May 03 1993 20:00 | 13 |
9.131 | I was at an orgy | BUSY::RMONTAGUE | | Fri May 21 1993 20:21 | 10 |
9.132 | My personal Ren and Stimpy show | DYPSS1::COGHILL | Steve Coghill, Luke 14:28 | Mon May 24 1993 20:04 | 33 |
9.134 | I am SO proud to call him "MINE" | LEVERS::WOODFORD | TREE CAR | Mon Jun 14 1993 19:16 | 34 |
9.140 | corner!! | CSC32::M_MASTIN | | Fri Jun 18 1993 19:20 | 9 |
9.148 | | SAHQ::LUBER | Fire Cox, Trade Justice, Bring up Lopez | Fri Aug 06 1993 18:25 | 11 |
9.149 | Learning to spell | HERIAM::DOBIAS | ANDREA DOBIAS | Mon Aug 09 1993 16:35 | 12 |
9.150 | | 2838::KILGORE | Adiposilly challenged | Fri Sep 03 1993 16:59 | 20 |
9.151 | ...and don't listen to your elders | 48762::SLOMAN | | Fri Sep 10 1993 12:57 | 18 |
9.152 | Now he needs to lift the seat | 5950::CIDADO | | Wed Sep 15 1993 02:45 | 10 |
9.154 | smell like hell | 49355::SYSMAN | Dirk Van de moortel | Wed Sep 15 1993 15:21 | 14 |
9.155 | never too young for 14k... | 21752::LBERMAN | | Fri Sep 17 1993 20:30 | 17 |
9.156 | a matter of interpretation or imagination? | 17318::LEWIS | | Wed Nov 24 1993 18:01 | 18 |
9.157 | making friends........ | BUSY::JWHITTEMORE | Carp Perdiem | Wed Nov 24 1993 18:39 | 11 |
9.158 | | 56504::WOODFORD | My fantasy becomes your reality! :( | Mon Nov 29 1993 10:17 | 11 |
9.159 | paraphrased, but the meaning is still there... | 57742::JANDROW | Green-Eyed Lady..... | Tue Dec 07 1993 15:35 | 10 |
9.160 | | 33816::JEFFREYM | One Wish | Wed Dec 15 1993 16:47 | 15 |
9.161 | who could imagine....... | BUSY::JWHITTEMORE | Carp Perdiem | Tue Dec 21 1993 16:34 | 22 |
9.162 | | 56504::WOODFORD | Mother Therasa, at your service | Tue Dec 21 1993 18:57 | 12 |
9.163 | Property Laws Of a Toddler (author unknown) | 29067::LUFF | I am Haunted by the Water | Tue Dec 28 1993 15:50 | 21 |
9.165 | | 2336::FARINA | | Fri Jan 07 1994 16:34 | 24 |
9.166 | Nooooo, but I'll give you a ride in your sled! | 2524::RALTO | | Mon Jan 10 1994 01:16 | 4 |
9.167 | | 51339::NOORDIJK | miss t-time!!!! | Mon Jan 10 1994 08:35 | 8 |
9.168 | LIVINVG UP TO MOM'S EXPECTATIONS | 33972::HILLIARD | | Thu Mar 10 1994 16:47 | 4 |
9.169 | small person, BIG mouth | 3324::GREENWOOD_C | | Fri Mar 11 1994 15:55 | 13 |
9.170 | | 39540::WELLCOME | Steve Wellcome MRO1-1/KL31 Pole HJ33 | Tue Mar 22 1994 11:59 | 15 |
9.172 | Follow up: An engineer, chemist, and economist | 5479::GILBERT | | Wed Mar 23 1994 13:10 | 58 |
9.173 | | 56504::WOODFORD | IsThatReallyBetsyRoss'MiddleName? | Tue Mar 29 1994 17:47 | 254 |
9.174 | Things people say *to* kids... | OTOU20::POND | | Mon Jun 06 1994 17:11 | 13 |
9.175 | Anybody know the xxxxxx word? | ELIS::BOEREN | I aim to please. Then I fire! | Wed Jun 08 1994 12:26 | 6 |
9.177 | | DELNI::DISMUKE | | Thu Jun 09 1994 13:48 | 15 |
9.178 | I heard a 12 year old say this one! ;-) | JGODCL::NOORDIJK | anyone wanna carry my bag? | Wed Jun 15 1994 12:17 | 10 |
9.179 | Repeat as needed | TLE::RALTO | It's all part of the show! | Thu Jun 16 1994 02:14 | 10 |
9.180 | I want to hear it anyway... | SMAUG::WADDINGTON | Brother, can you paradigm? | Thu Jun 16 1994 03:12 | 3 |
9.181 | | METALX::SWANSON | Ride The Lightning | Thu Oct 20 1994 00:21 | 14 |
9.182 | Out of mouths of babes! | HOTLNE::GRILLO | | Mon Feb 06 1995 11:43 | 30 |
9.183 | WRONG FEET | POLAR::WHITEI | | Mon May 22 1995 17:31 | 11 |
9.184 | GOD'S FIRST NAME | POLAR::WHITEI | | Mon May 22 1995 17:34 | 9 |
9.185 | young science | DPE1::ARMSTRONG | | Thu Jun 15 1995 20:22 | 122 |
9.186 | But we have... | KAHALA::BURKHARDT | | Fri Jun 23 1995 19:33 | 24 |
9.187 | Not my son, but still amusing | SPSEG::COVINGTON | | Thu Jul 13 1995 18:00 | 32 |
9.193 | What colour is that man ? | BRADOR::ZUFELT | V12 @17.5K music to my ears | Fri Jul 14 1995 19:53 | 16 |
9.196 | He's a Comedian! | ROMEOS::COSTELLO | | Tue Jul 18 1995 21:42 | 17 |
9.197 | oil crisis | CSSREG::BROWN | Just Visiting This Planet | Wed Jul 19 1995 12:33 | 15 |
9.198 | Long-term effects of zero-G | DECWIN::RALTO | I still hate summer | Wed Jul 19 1995 17:38 | 15 |
9.199 | | DECLNE::SHEPARD | It's the Republicans' fault | Thu Jul 20 1995 13:17 | 6 |
9.200 | see the web page (SNARF) | GUESS::DOUCETTE | More Chuck for the buck! | Thu Jul 20 1995 17:46 | 5 |
9.201 | | JULIET::COSTELLO | | Mon Nov 20 1995 13:48 | 17 |
9.202 | Lifesavers | DPE1::ARMSTRONG | | Thu Feb 13 1997 16:30 | 18 |
| A teacher was working with a group of children, trying to
broaden their horizons through sensory exploration. With
their eyes closed, they would feel objects from pumice stones to
pine cones and smell aromatic herbs and exotic fruits. Then one
day, the teacher brought in a great variety of lifesavers, more
flavors than you could ever imagine.
"Children, I'd like you to close your eyes and taste these,"
announced the teacher. Without difficulty, they managed to identify
the taste of cherries, lemons and mint, but when the teacher had
them put honey flavored lifesavers in their mouths, every one of
the children was stumped.
"I'll give you a hint," said the teacher. "It's something your
Daddy and Mommy probably call each other all the time."
Instantly, one of the children spat the lifesaver out of his mouth
and shouted, "Spit 'em out, you guys, they're assholes!"
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