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Conference vmsnet::car$note:carbuffs

Title:Carbuffs
Moderator:DASXPS::NASEAM::READIO
Created:Tue Dec 13 1988
Last Modified:Fri Jun 06 1997
Last Successful Update:Fri Jun 06 1997
Number of topics:632
Total number of notes:88145

534.0. "Slowest Car Ever Built" by KOOZEE::PAULHUS (Chris @ MLO6B-2/T13 dtn 223-6871) Tue Jul 24 1990 17:16

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534.1Need I say more?RAMBLR::MORONEYHow do you get this car out of second gear?Tue Jul 24 1990 17:479
534.2Chevette -- ha! Give me a break!!CHOVAX::ALPERTAgent of GoldsteinTue Jul 24 1990 19:1941
534.3Three hole SAABs?LEDS::LEWICKETue Jul 24 1990 19:4516
534.4SASE::SZABOGot nothing but hell to pay.Tue Jul 24 1990 19:4514
534.5VIA::ENABLE::glantzMike @ZKO, Nashua NHTue Jul 24 1990 19:583
534.6Does this count....it's slooowwwwSTEREO::BEAUDETTom Beaudet - but not Motel 6Tue Jul 24 1990 21:046
534.78713::HOEDaddy, let's go camping!Tue Jul 24 1990 21:497
534.8Slowest thing I can remember owningLEDS::LEWICKETue Jul 24 1990 22:457
534.9needed a calender to time it 0-60 STRATA::HAWKEWed Jul 25 1990 11:1114
534.10Toyota TercelNRADM::BALSAMOSave the WailsWed Jul 25 1990 13:437
534.11Oldie but goodiesCSSE::WAITEWed Jul 25 1990 14:3924
534.12Hated the car but it was better'n walkin'MVDS01::READIOA Smith & Wesson beats four aces, Tow trucks beat Chapman LocksWed Jul 25 1990 14:517
534.13Actually, It was a fun car when it wasn't broke!WOODRO::THOMSdigital index operatorWed Jul 25 1990 14:565
534.1452 miles to the gallon tooWFOV12::KOEHLERFight the 2 1/2 override!!Wed Jul 25 1990 18:2410
534.15OK ..Lloyd who?STEREO::BEAUDETTom Beaudet - but not Motel 6Wed Jul 25 1990 18:414
534.16Take Your PickCSSE::WAITEWed Jul 25 1990 18:596
534.17MAMIE::THOMSdigital index operatorWed Jul 25 1990 19:086
534.18I had onePARITY::URREAWed Jul 25 1990 19:514
534.19Simca = Chyrsler..Tri 2000= OK car!STEREO::BEAUDETTom Beaudet - but not Motel 6Wed Jul 25 1990 20:167
534.20Get the Hour glass out..NZOV01::GOULDSTONEIBM - Inferior But MarketableThu Jul 26 1990 00:1114
534.21WILKIE::THOMSdigital index operatorThu Jul 26 1990 11:0419
534.22Skip do you remember where the Lloyd was from?WFOV12::KOEHLERFight the 2 1/2 override!!Thu Jul 26 1990 11:416
534.23Sprechen sie Deutsch?MVDS01::READIOA Smith & Wesson beats four aces, Tow trucks beat Chapman LocksThu Jul 26 1990 13:2212
534.24In some ways the good old days weren't that good14751::GUNNERSONThu Jul 26 1990 14:4320
534.25]MAMIE::THOMSdigital index operatorThu Jul 26 1990 16:1213
534.26Hp is a big part of the equation14751::GUNNERSONThu Jul 26 1990 17:217
534.27KAOFS::S_BROOKIt's time for a summertime dreamThu Jul 26 1990 19:487
534.28SCAACT::BEAZLEYThu Jul 26 1990 20:309
534.29They aren't really slow, you just don't know how to draft.LEDS::LEWICKEFri Jul 27 1990 14:0618
534.3079.99999MAMIE::THOMSdigital index operatorFri Jul 27 1990 15:0711
534.31Pocket RocketsCSSE::WAITEFri Jul 27 1990 16:046
534.32WILKIE::THOMSdigital index operatorFri Jul 27 1990 16:4411
534.33KAOFS::S_BROOKIt's time for a summertime dreamFri Jul 27 1990 17:4311
534.34VCSESU::COOKQuoth the raven, NevermoreFri Jul 27 1990 18:128
534.35Paint it RED and go fastCSSE::WAITEFri Jul 27 1990 19:529
534.362CVTANG::LAVESGotta beef? Call the Chief!Fri Jul 27 1990 20:4122
534.37MAMIE::THOMSdigital index operatorMon Jul 30 1990 11:4114
534.38Let me dust out my memory cells againSCAACT::BEAZLEYMon Jul 30 1990 22:3717
534.39Such a little engine...WFOV11::KOEHLERFight the 2 1/2 override!!Tue Jul 31 1990 13:497
534.40That's why they only used to rent them in the islandsCIMNET::MJOHNSONMatt Johnson, DTN 291-7856Tue Jul 31 1990 14:4210
534.41Trade UP to an 850 mini!61046::MARTINMii wiff dizznt unda schtand miWed Aug 08 1990 03:5814
534.42Slow _and_ light!USHS05::HARDMANThunderTrucks of TexasSun Aug 26 1990 13:548
534.43Slow--Small--UGLYJUPITR::CRONINWed Sep 19 1990 14:524
534.44Tain't slow anymore........:-)WFOV12::KOEHLERGo ahead...shake my hand!!!Wed Sep 19 1990 14:565
534.45The cloud of smoke was incredible!TLE::LEGERLOTZDid I say 'No New Taxes'? Re-read my lips...Wed Sep 19 1990 15:035
534.46SALEM::THOMSRoss - 285-3151Wed Sep 19 1990 15:285
534.47Slow ! - You aint seen nothin yet !42349::FROST_PThree Wheels on my Wagon...Fri Sep 21 1990 14:0921
534.48Super truckDPDMAI::WOODWARDHelp save the Earth.Thu Jan 03 1991 13:4034
534.49Stopped on a hill IS pretty slow!STEREO::BEAUDETA Blue Goose? Must be make believeThu Jan 03 1991 15:294
534.50No torqueDPDMAI::WOODWARDHelp save the Earth.Thu Jan 03 1991 16:122
534.51Mo-ped/Honda - not even down hill!STEREO::BEAUDETA Blue Goose? Must be make believeThu Jan 03 1991 17:1614
534.52TOTH::POWISFri Jan 04 1991 10:451
534.53*mostly* flatGWYNED::BURTONFri Jan 04 1991 10:597
534.54KOALA::DIAMONDNo brag, Just fact.Fri Jan 04 1991 12:595
534.55GWYNED::BURTONFri Jan 04 1991 13:473
534.56Definitely not a mountain! :-)USHS05::HARDMANThunderTrucks of TexasTue Jan 08 1991 13:508
534.57same areaGWYNED::BURTONTue Jan 08 1991 14:4711
534.58BLUMON::QUODLINGAussie Licensing DevoWed Jan 09 1991 00:4320
534.59BLUMON::QUODLINGAussie Licensing DevoWed Jan 09 1991 00:5221
534.60Le Mans????? Gimme a break.BTOVT::MANDILE_ABAM-BAM Does SteroidsWed Feb 20 1991 14:3112
534.61Owner of a REAL ChallengerCIMNET::WOJDAKWeebles Wobble but they don't fall downWed Feb 20 1991 15:037
534.62KOALA::DIAMONDNo brag, Just fact.Wed Feb 20 1991 15:436
534.63VCSESU::MOSHER::COOKPretties for you!Wed Feb 20 1991 15:506
534.64SASE::SZABOWhatever happened to Maximus Super?Wed Feb 20 1991 16:477
534.65SCAACT::BEAZLEYWed Feb 20 1991 17:0621
534.66and slow -- yes, fairlyENABLE::GLANTZMike 227-4299 DECtp TAY Littleton MAWed Feb 20 1991 17:295
534.67Ford,, the ultimate insult...CXCAD::FRASERWed Feb 20 1991 17:4112
534.683 = 5EEMELI::VETELAINEN_^^ = Twin PeaksThu Feb 21 1991 13:3517
534.69Who you callin' a sick puppy?NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Thu Feb 21 1991 13:445
534.70Uusikaupunki = New CityEEMELI::VETELAINEN_^^ = Twin PeaksThu Feb 21 1991 13:544
534.71MLCSSE::MILLERThu Feb 21 1991 14:032
534.72MILKWY::SLABOUNTYGot into a war with reality ...Thu Feb 21 1991 14:327
534.73Never even near DetroitSTRATA::HAWKEThu Feb 21 1991 15:078
534.74Austin A-30CELTIK::JACOBTeenage Moody Nugent TurtlesThu Feb 21 1991 23:5717
534.75BLUMON::QUODLINGWho's the nut in the bag,dad?Fri Feb 22 1991 01:378
534.76Life in the slow lane.DATABS::SOOWe need the machine that goes *ping*.Fri Feb 22 1991 02:0814
534.77my car was made in glyczwyszckENABLE::GLANTZMike 227-4299 DECtp TAY Littleton MAFri Feb 22 1991 11:1014
534.78My car IS made in TorinoEEMELI::VETELAINEN_^^ = Twin PeaksFri Feb 22 1991 12:489
534.79ENABLE::GLANTZMike 227-4299 DECtp TAY Littleton MAFri Feb 22 1991 14:2011
534.80Yuppie Detroit Iron ??TANG::LAVESGotta beef? Call the Chief!Fri Feb 22 1991 15:467
534.81re. .797274::GUNNERSONYou got what you wanted and lost what you hadFri Feb 22 1991 16:265
534.82Enquiring minds want to know...NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Fri Feb 22 1991 16:551
534.83Belgium!CHOVAX::ALPERTAgent of GoldsteinFri Feb 22 1991 17:1112
534.84There's no yuppies in EuropeEEMELI::VETELAINENDrink McEwanSat Feb 23 1991 15:0012
534.85Goverment-Industry research programSUBSYS::WOJDAKThu Sep 30 1993 11:3510
534.86Mods, please put this in the Stupid questions/Witty remarks noteLEDS::LEWICKEBosnia, Waco, what's the difference????Thu Sep 30 1993 11:5617
534.87STARCH::HAGERMANFlames to /dev/nullThu Sep 30 1993 13:0942
534.88..PASTA::MENNEThu Sep 30 1993 14:237
534.89It is possibleKAOOA::HASIBEDERGood tea, nice houseThu Sep 30 1993 15:4231
534.91nice if all you burn is HAUSSIE::COLETotally swipedFri Oct 01 1993 03:4017
534.92Slik was talking economy not pollutionLEDS::LEWICKEBosnia, Waco, what's the difference????Fri Oct 01 1993 11:2516
534.93mpg limit higher than you might thinkSTARCH::HAGERMANFlames to /dev/nullFri Oct 01 1993 11:3623
534.94Ya hafta have gray hair to remember that oneCSLALL::NASEAM::READIOA Smith & Wesson beats four aces, Tow trucks beat Chapman LocksFri Oct 01 1993 12:1711
534.95RANGER::BRADLEYChuck BradleyFri Oct 01 1993 15:0615
534.96Can't think of a one-linerAUSSIE::COLETotally swipedTue Oct 05 1993 05:0136
534.97Give me a V8 or even a turbo V6.CSC32::D_ROYERChi beve birra campa cent'anni.Tue Oct 05 1993 15:2123
534.98it doesn't have to be that slowHDLITE::ZARLENGAMichael Zarlenga, MRO AXP BPDATue Oct 05 1993 19:103
534.9920 years ago, this was a pipe dreamHDLITE::ZARLENGAMichael Zarlenga, MRO AXP BPDATue Oct 05 1993 19:127
534.100EZ2GET::STEWARTIt's like bobbing for water!Tue Oct 05 1993 23:276
534.101In germany and austria...ZENDIA::FERGUSONRed XWed Oct 06 1993 10:5113
534.102Holy Skateboard, Batman!CSC32::D_ROYERChi beve birra campa cent'anni.Wed Oct 06 1993 12:2113
534.103Some Corsa technical dataEEMELI::LEHTOVIRTABrut!Thu Oct 07 1993 10:3927
534.104That POS was made by someone who knows their POS wellHELIX::SONTAKKEThu Oct 07 1993 10:484
534.105I wonder if people here are suicidal ?PEARS::HUBERThu Oct 07 1993 11:1322
534.106More power, better handling, and stopping it is good.CSC32::D_ROYERChi beve birra campa cent'anni.Thu Oct 07 1993 15:049
534.107gee...AIMTEC::STDBKR::Burden_dKeep Cool with CoolidgeThu Feb 08 1996 15:315
534.108BUSY::SLABOUNTYDon't like my p_n? 1-800-328-7448Thu Feb 08 1996 15:365
534.109SPSEG::COVINGTONI drive for music.Thu Feb 08 1996 16:0315
534.110except maybe if dropped from an airplaneEVMS::MORONEYNever underestimate the power of human stupidityThu Feb 08 1996 22:237
534.111DKW, pretty slowNOTAPC::HARPERMon Feb 12 1996 15:046
534.112DELNI::CARTERMon Feb 12 1996 15:4410
534.113SPSEG::COVINGTONI drive for music.Mon Feb 12 1996 16:328
534.11452 BuickNUBOAT::HEBERTCaptain BlighMon Feb 12 1996 17:5423
534.115actually 2CVNOTAPC::HARPERTue Feb 13 1996 13:293
534.116HANNAH::MODICAJourneyman NoterTue Feb 13 1996 16:0610