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Conference vmsnet::car$note:carbuffs

Title:Carbuffs
Moderator:DASXPS::NASEAM::READIO
Created:Tue Dec 13 1988
Last Modified:Fri Jun 06 1997
Last Successful Update:Fri Jun 06 1997
Number of topics:632
Total number of notes:88145

478.0. "The Suicidal Bird/Livestock and Road Kill Note" by ACCARS::ALDRICH () Sun Jul 16 1989 18:59

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478.1I'm looking for this bookLEDS::COHENThu Jul 27 1989 17:499
478.2Survival of the fittest?LDP::RYANBron-Yr-AurThu Jul 27 1989 18:4911
478.3Keeps evolution headed in the right direction!ANT::HHARDMANTemporary Tax? Ain't no such thing!Thu Jul 27 1989 19:257
478.4speaking of lawyers31135::HARVEYFri Jul 28 1989 01:256
478.5What's that I smell?DNEAST::WHITE_BRYANToo bad stupidity isn't painfulFri Jul 28 1989 13:1619
478.6Turkey before Thanksgiving!SKID::GRUBBSFri Sep 08 1989 15:3415
478.7Mazda looks like road kill? :-QMILPND::VLASAKRoad WarriorFri Sep 08 1989 15:4212
478.8It would have distroyed the Falcon..WFOV11::KOEHLER3wks off..did you miss me?Thu Sep 14 1989 18:198
478.9We missed ya JimHYDRA::CARLSONDave CarlsonThu Sep 14 1989 18:283
478.10Animal sighting?CSSE::WAITEFri Sep 15 1989 14:343
478.11That stuff tastes like swamp water...ugh!!!WFOV12::KOEHLER3wks off..did you miss me?Fri Sep 15 1989 14:557
478.12Whatsamatta? Don't like beer with *flavor*?!? ;-)ANT::HHARDMANMusic is the doctor!Fri Sep 15 1989 17:178
478.13Moose in a bottle makes me ill....WFOV12::KOEHLER3wks off..did you miss me?Fri Sep 15 1989 17:5510
478.14DRY beers?VAX4::READIOA Smith & Wesson beats four aces, Tow trucks beat Chapman LocksFri Sep 15 1989 18:1310
478.15ALLVAX::DIAMONDNo brag, Just fact.Fri Sep 15 1989 18:556
478.16selling beer for sixty nine :-)VAX4::READIOA Smith & Wesson beats four aces, Tow trucks beat Chapman LocksFri Sep 15 1989 19:254
478.17diversion approved by moderatorSTROKR::DEHAHNFri Sep 15 1989 19:4816
478.18PFLOYD::ROTHBERGIt is a most elusive fish...Sun Sep 17 1989 16:396
478.19Real beer!GIDDAY::WYLLIESun Sep 17 1989 23:094
478.20I've been told Aussie beer is "Auss-some"!ANT::ZARLENGAare those what I think they are?!Mon Sep 18 1989 01:154
478.21My kidneys are floating......WFOV12::KOEHLER3wks off..did you miss me?Mon Sep 18 1989 11:5614
478.22How 'bout a Darwin stubby?VAX4::READIOA Smith & Wesson beats four aces, Tow trucks beat Chapman LocksMon Sep 18 1989 13:439
478.23Where is my Guinness??COFLUB::WRIGHTWhat do you call a Boomerang that doesn't return?Mon Sep 18 1989 14:198
478.24TooheysGIDDAY::WYLLIETue Sep 19 1989 01:189
478.25Just a suggestionLEDS::COHENSome limitations may apply...Tue Sep 19 1989 12:401
478.26SETH::POWISTue Sep 19 1989 17:081
478.27they were both seeing things...WINERY::BOUCHARKETue Sep 19 1989 19:598
478.2850% Bud and 50% water = Coors :-)ANT::HHARDMANMusic is the doctor!Tue Sep 19 1989 20:2213
478.29only if the price is rightWINERY::BOUCHARKETue Sep 19 1989 20:343
478.3010th Annual Roadkill SupperBTOVT::BROWN_JAli Thief & the 40 BabasWed Sep 20 1989 10:466
478.31The Moose is still loose...WFOV12::KOEHLERMy little tractor goes 'chug,chug'Wed Sep 20 1989 14:039
478.32MILKWY::SLABOUNTYP_N changed 'coz BK complained.Fri Oct 27 1989 11:2511
478.33Long winded way of saying you (or the dog) lucked out? ;-)MILKWY::HHARDMANI'd rather be in Colorado!Fri Oct 27 1989 12:119
478.34I couldn't resist...SALEM::DWATKINSTime to get the SKI-DOO ready...Fri Oct 27 1989 13:539
478.35VIA::GLANTZMike, DTN 381-1253Fri Oct 27 1989 14:381
478.36PFLOYD::ROTHBERGUm... I'm dyin' over here...Fri Oct 27 1989 15:1712
478.37VIA::GLANTZMike, DTN 381-1253Fri Oct 27 1989 16:296
478.38COFLUB::WRIGHTFree Time, what a conceptFri Oct 27 1989 17:2111
478.39PFLOYD::ROTHBERGUm... I'm dyin' over here...Fri Oct 27 1989 17:379
478.40YOGI::FYFESat Oct 28 1989 13:556
478.41Media again is guilty of showing unrealistic lifestylesSMVDV1::JGUNNERSONJLGMon Oct 30 1989 12:3214
478.42Dodging Bambies on the four lane...WFOV12::KOEHLEREverything must go, gotta make room!Wed Nov 01 1989 14:476
478.43Drivers Against Drunk SquirrelsTLE::AMARTINAlan H. MartinThu Nov 02 1989 12:2210
478.44MILKWY::SLABOUNTYErotic NightmaresFri Jul 06 1990 13:0712
478.45they don't call them 'bird brains' for nothin'LEARN2::MUTHEatin' speaks louder than wordsFri Jul 06 1990 13:531
478.46KAOA01::GILESFri Jul 06 1990 14:004
478.47PFLOYD::ROTHBERGOnly 13mo til I can drive again!Fri Jul 06 1990 17:449
478.48I-84 deer reportsKOOZEE::PAULHUSChris @ MLO6B-2/T13 dtn 223-6871Tue Jul 10 1990 17:0111
478.49If your a deer stay off 84!IPOMGR::BEAUDETTom Beaudet - but not Motel 6Tue Jul 10 1990 19:249
478.50Hunters sometimes hunt using spotlights...RAMBLR::MORONEYHow do you get this car out of second gear?Tue Jul 10 1990 20:378
478.51CNTROL::MENTALmo' money! mo' money! mo' money!Wed Jul 11 1990 14:508
478.52worksISLNDS::ROBINSONGravity's RainbowWed Jul 11 1990 17:5710
478.53Moose in northern NHMINAR::BISHOPThu Jul 12 1990 04:4714
478.54bullwrinkleBTOVT::BROWN_JThu Jul 12 1990 11:576
478.55Gotta go...FEATHR::BLUEJAYConan the BirdbarianThu Jul 12 1990 15:047
478.56No moose here!UPWARD::PALMERGKlatuu Barada Nicto!Thu Jul 12 1990 15:069
478.57Beware of flying mooseOROGEN::BODGEAndy BodgeThu Jul 12 1990 15:158
478.58NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Thu Jul 12 1990 15:301
478.59Europa with passenger lower than unladen trailerTLE::AMARTINAlan H. MartinThu Jul 12 1990 15:4515
478.60Moose =1, car = 0CSSE::WAITEThu Jul 12 1990 15:596
478.61BTOVT::BROWN_JFri Jul 13 1990 11:228
478.62LEARN2::MUTHEatin' speaks louder than wordsFri Jul 13 1990 13:172
478.63someone call Alex T.BTOVT::BROWN_JFri Jul 13 1990 14:025
478.64Another moose story (a sad one)OROGEN::BODGEAndy BodgeFri Jul 13 1990 15:3411
478.65Maybe his wife left him.HYEND::C_DENOPOULOSI'VEfallenASLEEPandIcan'tGETup!Fri Jul 13 1990 16:077
478.66SMURF::DIBBLED&H Travel AgentFri Jul 13 1990 16:491
478.67Rites of passage14752::GUNNERSONFri Jul 13 1990 18:0428
478.68@TLE::AMARTINAlan H. MartinFri Jul 13 1990 18:117
478.69Just call him the 'Deer Hunter'....JETSAM::GRUBBSTue Oct 23 1990 17:0333
478.70MILKWY::SLABOUNTYHemorrhoid from HellTue Oct 23 1990 17:1614
478.7110 or so "dry" towns in MassULTRA::FERGUSONToo much Magic BusWed Oct 24 1990 13:474
478.72Huh, one 'more' thing to look out for in Mass.JETSAM::GRUBBSWed Oct 24 1990 16:5919
478.73PFLOYD::ROTHBERGSearing beams of light and thunderThu Oct 25 1990 03:396
478.74WVa trivia having nothing to do with roadkillLEDS::LEWICKEIfItsWorthDoingItsWorthDoingToExcessThu Oct 25 1990 12:007
478.75NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Thu Oct 25 1990 13:104
478.76Driveway pizza...JUPITR::FERRAROI'm the NRASat Oct 27 1990 19:0617
478.77They'll move into my Winnebago for the WinterWFOV11::KOEHLERI'm Mad, but I'm not crazyMon Oct 29 1990 10:3511
478.78No chipmunk lobby...yetSCAACT::BEAZLEYMon Oct 29 1990 12:456
478.79suicidal sea gullRECYCL::MCBRIDEMon Oct 29 1990 16:2611
478.80iI they had had a dog, this wouldn't have happened!DEMON::DEMON::CHALMERSSki or die...Fri Nov 02 1990 11:596
478.81BPOV02::RIDGEI'll Vote Yes on #2,3,5..Fri Nov 02 1990 13:593
478.82Louder, but briefer, than a car alarm...DEMON::DEMON::CHALMERSSki or die...Fri Nov 02 1990 15:078
478.83MILKWY::SLABOUNTYSlugmania ... catch it!!Mon May 06 1991 10:5316
478.84Yikes!HSOMAI::HARDMANThunderTrucks of TexasTue May 07 1991 00:408
478.85MILKWY::SLABOUNTYch-ch-ch-ch-ha-ha-ha-haTue May 07 1991 12:548
478.86Should've flashed your highbeams first!DEMON::DEMON::CHALMERSSki or die...Tue May 07 1991 14:266
478.87thought for the dayRECYCL::MCBRIDETue May 07 1991 15:295
478.88it's a$$WFOVX8::SCHRAFTPeter C. Schraft 242-2235Tue May 07 1991 17:411
478.89Bingo!RECYCL::MCBRIDEWed May 08 1991 11:091
478.90COOKIE::JANORDBYThe government got in againTue May 21 1991 18:0527
478.91MILKWY::SLABOUNTYch-ch-ch-ch-ha-ha-ha-haTue May 21 1991 18:4413
478.92What a time to go!!MSDOA::BEAZLEYWed May 22 1991 13:3611
478.93CAVLRY::ROBREvery breath a static chargeWed May 22 1991 19:2611
478.94Another one bites the dust.TLE::LEGERLOTZWhen I want your opinion I'll ask for it.Tue May 28 1991 14:5815
478.95EXDELNI::PILLIVANTTue May 28 1991 15:4116
478.96Don't mess with kangaroosSALEM::VINCENTTue May 28 1991 22:196
478.97THEORY : Humidity Activates Suicidal TendenciesFRAGLE::ELDRIDGEAl Bundy=Role Model ExtraordinaireTue Jun 11 1991 08:5815
478.98There's a scientific reason for the behaviorMVDS01::READIOA Smith & Wesson beats four aces, Tow trucks beat Chapman LocksTue Jun 11 1991 13:0314
478.99MILKWY::SLABOUNTYHave fun storming the castle!!Tue Jun 11 1991 14:156
478.100Solar flaresTROA09::DPURDIETue Jun 11 1991 14:361
478.101Surprise and shock...WFOV11::KOEHLERMe? Mr.Weld, Thank you sirTue Jun 11 1991 14:4913
478.102GWYNED::BURTONTue Jun 11 1991 15:455
478.103SASE::SZABOTue Jun 11 1991 16:265
478.104VCSESU::MOSHER::COOKStormtrooper of DeathWed Jun 12 1991 09:536
478.105One only specialLEDS::COHENThe more you drive, the less intelligent you becomeWed Jun 12 1991 11:488
478.106MILKWY::SLABOUNTYHave fun storming the castle!!Wed Jun 12 1991 11:5013
478.107HYEND::C_DENOPOULOSI have Cronic Lyripsychosis!Wed Jun 12 1991 12:464
478.108HYEND::C_DENOPOULOSI have Cronic Lyripsychosis!Wed Jun 12 1991 12:5011
478.109Anyone want a transplant?LEDS::LEWICKEMy other vehicle is a CaterpillarWed Jun 12 1991 13:086
478.110naw it's earthquakes and volcanoesRECYCL::MCBRIDEWed Jun 12 1991 13:138
478.111Bats are black ChrisSALEM::VINCENTWed Jun 12 1991 20:454
478.112Turtles tooSALEM::VINCENTWed Jun 12 1991 20:486
478.113Lots of suicidal critters around the ranchHSOMAI::HARDMANThunderTrucks of TexasWed Jun 12 1991 21:179
478.114deerly dentedTUNER::BEAUDETWed Jun 12 1991 23:4612
478.115RAMBLR::MORONEYShhh... Mad Scientist at work...Thu Jun 13 1991 01:097
478.116It's not nice to fool with Mother NatureTSGDEV::WAITEThings are fine in Mt. Idy she goes onThu Jun 13 1991 11:526
478.117Magnetic disturbancesMVDS01::READIOA Smith & Wesson beats four aces, Tow trucks beat Chapman LocksThu Jun 13 1991 12:1520
478.118RECYCL::MCBRIDETue Jun 18 1991 11:186
478.119Downunder animals..GIDDAY::WYLLIEWed Jun 19 1991 03:4233
478.120COOKIE::JANORDBYThe government got in againWed Jun 19 1991 14:158
478.121RAMBLR::MORONEYShhh... Mad Scientist at work...Thu Jul 18 1991 13:236
478.122Natures decals ...SITBUL::FYFEThu Jul 18 1991 14:487
478.123FSDB45::FEINSMITHPolitically Incorrect And Proud Of ItFri Jul 19 1991 14:326
478.124Bugs!....I didn't mean it!MVDS01::SHAWOnly Fools and Horses.Tue Jul 23 1991 14:2912
478.125watch for bees tooGIAMEM::RIDGEHow can I miss U if U wont go away?Tue Jul 23 1991 14:396
478.126Possum #1OASS::BURDEN_DHe's no fun, he fell right overFri Jan 03 1992 15:517
478.127Right, no, left, no, right, no, left, no, right, no, <splat>RAMBLR::MORONEYIs the electric chair UL approved?Fri Jan 03 1992 18:3413
478.128Improving the breed?HSOMAI::HARDMANTalk softly, carry a big gun...Sat Jan 04 1992 12:268
478.129RAMBLR::MORONEYIs the electric chair UL approved?Sat Jan 04 1992 15:053
478.130Er......Um....? Huh?.....I seee......! Yaright.MVDS02::SHAWOnly Fools and HorsesTue Jan 07 1992 11:284
478.131RAMBLR::MORONEYIs the electric chair UL approved?Thu Jun 18 1992 01:583
478.132Seen in passingTIMBER::WHEELERThu Jun 18 1992 11:3818
478.133LEDS::LEWICKELibertarian, US Congress 2nd NH districtThu Jun 18 1992 11:494
478.134HYEND::C_DENOPOULOSWHO.....MADE.....YOU!!!Thu Jun 18 1992 12:206
478.135MVDS02::SHAWI can stand for it too!Thu Jun 18 1992 12:2810
478.136DuskRAMBLR::MORONEYIs the electric chair UL approved?Thu Jun 18 1992 15:416
478.137Maybe it was late for "work"GWYNED::BPERKINSFri Jun 19 1992 03:2410
478.138Sound familiar?GWYNED::BPERKINSFri Jun 19 1992 04:0812
478.139RAMBLR::MORONEYIs the electric chair UL approved?Mon Jun 22 1992 17:504
478.140HYEND::C_DENOPOULOSWHO.....MADE.....YOU!!!Mon Jun 22 1992 19:014
478.141Wild Kingdom! :-)HSOMAI::HARDMANLife's too short to drive a HondaTue Jun 23 1992 01:526
478.142Putting the BAM! in BAMbiEMDS::MCBRIDEFlick of my BIC Scarecrow?Thu May 27 1993 14:2212
478.143ouch...OASS::FLASHE::BURDEN_DThis is a Studebaker YearThu May 27 1993 14:288
478.144Let the insurance total it !STRATA::LAMOTHEGoing Down in FlammesThu May 27 1993 14:535
478.145NICCTR::BURTONThu May 27 1993 15:557
478.146Flash your lightsAWECIM::MCMAHONImpeach Clinton and her husband!Thu May 27 1993 16:599
478.147EMDS::MCBRIDEFlick of my BIC Scarecrow?Thu May 27 1993 19:278
478.148ROULET::JOERILEYEveryone can dream...Fri May 28 1993 07:365
478.149EMDS::MCBRIDEFlick of my BIC Scarecrow?Fri May 28 1993 13:2610
478.150Chipmumks and squirrels OK, motorcycles NOLEDS::LEWICKEFOR CONGRESS!!! (again)Wed Aug 24 1994 13:5932
478.151Needs a lesson!MPGS::CWHITEParrot_TrooperWed Aug 24 1994 16:3910
478.152QUARK::LIONELFree advice is worth every centWed Aug 24 1994 17:275
478.153KDX200::ROBRDaybreak at the bottom of a lake...Sat Aug 27 1994 16:563
478.154BUSY::FISED::SLABOUNTYI'm just a little crazy.Mon Aug 29 1994 18:1315
478.155KDX200::ROBRDaybreak at the bottom of a lake...Mon Aug 29 1994 18:323
478.156QUARK::LIONELFree advice is worth every centMon Aug 29 1994 19:124
478.157BUSY::FISED::SLABOUNTYI'm just a little crazy.Mon Aug 29 1994 19:436
478.158QUARK::LIONELFree advice is worth every centMon Aug 29 1994 23:516
478.159BUSY::FISED::SLABOUNTYI'm just a little crazy.Tue Aug 30 1994 11:3710
478.160There is another exception...RANDLF::BALSAMOTue Aug 30 1994 13:309
478.161QUARK::LIONELFree advice is worth every centTue Aug 30 1994 14:525
478.162Ya, but...VICKI::DODIERSingle Income, Clan'o KidsTue Aug 30 1994 19:545
478.163This ione isn't a roadkill but close...SCCAT::HARVEYAmerica's Zone Expertise Center - PrintserverTue Aug 30 1994 23:4422
478.164KDX200::ROBRDaybreak at the bottom of a lake...Wed Aug 31 1994 00:0910
478.165NOVA::FISHERTay-unned, rey-usted, rey-adyWed Aug 31 1994 08:165
478.166BABAGI::COOKThe Cookster...237-2638Wed Aug 31 1994 11:478
478.167 this is why we have freeway shootings EZ2GET::STEWARTan E-ticket ride at Neuro-DisneyWed Aug 31 1994 14:159
478.168SUBPAC::SADINIt's ok...I *like* the abuse.Wed Aug 31 1994 14:4310
478.169Dial 1-800-screw-em :-)BRITE::FYFENever tell a dragon your real name.Wed Aug 31 1994 14:584
478.170it all dependsNASEAM::READIOA Smith &amp; Wesson beats four aces, Tow trucks beat Chapman LocksWed Aug 31 1994 15:1328
478.171More on the stopped car...SCCAT::HARVEYAmerica's Zone Expertise Center - PrintserverWed Aug 31 1994 19:3611
478.172QUARK::LIONELFree advice is worth every centWed Aug 31 1994 19:484
478.173difference in state lawMSBCS::HARTNETTDyin's not much of a livin boyThu Sep 08 1994 12:275