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    brews

    Baaaaaarrrrrrrrrrryyyyyyyyy.... Baaaaaaarrrrrrrrryyyyy....
    
    Mr. Swilling, meet Mr. Secules...
    

    	I put that in there just for you Bruce.  Hey Walt, Swill(ing)
    is overrated!
    
    				/Don

    Compared to who, Tippett?
    

    	He's going to be the biggest waste of money since Lou Gorman
    signed Jack Clark/Matt Young.
    
    				/Don

    re: .0
    
    /er watcha mean when you say you go both ways??
    
    The Crazy Met
    

    	Craze, it means I root against both New York baseball teams.
    
    				/Don

    Like Eugene Chung?
    

    I thought he was retiring...

	Been out for a couple of days and am still in catch up mode, but I 
just got a call from Chap and he's got the ticket information.  We only 
have until next Friday to get in our order, so it looks like I'll have to 
cover youze (if anybody stiffs me, you'll sleep with the fishes).  I'm 
getting together with Chap on Saturday and we're sending in the 
application then.  If anybody who is on the list, will be at the OPP next 
Wednesday, bring the money then.  Here's what I have...

	Walte Ashe		2 tickets
	Dennis McEvoy		2 tickets
	Alison Waskom		1 ticket
	Frank Way		2 tickets
	Mike Childs		1 ticket
	Others 			3 tickets

	The "others" are friends who are also going to the game.  The 
tickets are $28.00 and if you're not going to the OPP get your check in the 
mail.  If anybody has decided to cancel let me know before Friday.

				/Don

What's that date on that again?

'Saw

	Been out for a couple of days and am still in catch up mode, but I 
just got a call from Chap and he's got the ticket information.  We only 
have until next Friday to get in our order, so it looks like I'll have to 
cover youze (if anybody stiffs me, you'll sleep with the fishes).  I'm 
getting together with Chap on Saturday and we're sending in the 
application then.  If anybody who is on the list, will be at the OPP next 
Wednesday, bring the money then.  Here's what I have...

	Walte Ashe		2 tickets
	Dennis McEvoy		2 tickets
	Alison Waskom		1 ticket
	Frank Way		2 tickets
	Mike Childs		1 ticket
	Bill Long		4 tickets
	Others 			3 tickets
                                _

				15 tickets

	The "others" are friends who are also going to the game.  The 
tickets are $28.00 and if you're not going to the OPP get your check in the 
mail.  If anybody has decided to cancel let me know before Friday.

				/Don

    I don't know about Walte, but I'll take 2+, will get a better count
    tonight...
    
    Walt (or Walter, but not Walte)
    

I'll take one ticket.

The Crazy Met

>    Walt (or Walter, but not Walte)


Walter.  That name always makes me think of Muddy Waters hollering out
to Walter Horton to take a solo in '33 Years'.......
    

	Been out for a couple of days and am still in catch up mode, but I 
just got a call from Chap and he's got the ticket information.  We only 
have until next Friday to get in our order, so it looks like I'll have to 
cover youze (if anybody stiffs me, you'll sleep with the fishes).  I'm 
getting together with Chap on Saturday and we're sending in the 
application then.  If anybody who is on the list, will be at the OPP next 
Wednesday, bring the money then.  Here's what I have...

	WalteR Ashe		2 tickets
	Dennis McEvoy		2 tickets
	Alison Waskom		1 ticket
	Frank Way		2 tickets
	Mike Childs		1 ticket
	Bill Long		4 tickets
	TCM			1 ticket
	Glenn Waugamain		1 ticket
	Others 			3 tickets
                                _

				17 tickets

	The "others" are friends who are also going to the game.  The 
tickets are $28.00 and if you're not going to the OPP get your check in the 
mail.  If anybody has decided to cancel let me know before Friday.  Make 
checks payable to /Donald Robichaud, 27 Lancaster Street, Leominster MA 01453.

				/Don

	Been out for a couple of days and am still in catch up mode, but I 
just got a call from Chap and he's got the ticket information.  We only 
have until next Friday to get in our order, so it looks like I'll have to 
cover youze (if anybody stiffs me, you'll sleep with the fishes).  I'm 
getting together with Chap on Saturday and we're sending in the 
application then.  If anybody who is on the list, will be at the OPP next 
Wednesday, bring the money then.  Here's what I have...

	WalteR Ashe		2 tickets
	Dennis McEvoy		2 tickets
	Alison Waskom		1 ticket
	Frank Way		2 tickets
	Mike Childs		1 ticket
	Bill Long		4 tickets
	TCM			1 ticket
	Glenn Waugamain		1 ticket
	00:00.00		1 ticket
	Others 			3 tickets
                                _

				18 tickets

	The "others" are friends who are also going to the game.  The 
tickets are $28.00 and if you're not going to the OPP get your check in the 
mail.  If anybody has decided to cancel let me know before Friday.  Make 
checks payable to /Donald Robichaud, 27 Lancaster Street, Leominster MA 01453.

				/Don

    Doc...

    
    >	Glenn Waugamain		1 ticket	Paid
    
    I think the criterion should be on when these babies clear... ;-)
    
    glenn
    

    Mikey did his ankle ligaments in at lunch a couple of days
    ago on the hoop court.  Haven't seen him at work yet, not that
    he'd be roaming the halls 8*)  
    
    Jimbo

    	Sorry to hear Jimbo, but I try telling Mike that he's got to make
    some concessions to age.  8^)
    
    				/Don

>>    	Sorry to hear Jimbo, but I try telling Mike that he's got to make
>>    some concessions to age.  8^)
    
    				/Don

 Doc said he'd pay for mine........

Bill, admit it you would have been mighty disappointed if Doc didn't
wear that outfit and say those things.

The Crazy Met

	Two things...

	1.) The tickets came in lasted Friday and those who were at JD's
	    GroundRound Farewell got their's.  Those of you going to the 
            August 13th OPP GitTogether I plan on giving the rest to
  	    Denny and he will hand them out to youze then.  If anybody 
 	    wants to make other arrangements to get the ducats send me
	    mail, otherwise I plan on giving Denny all the tickets to
	    disperse then.

	B.) Those of you who want to tailgate wif' us should know we party
	^   in the parking lot directly across the street from the main
In True	    entrance in between the garage and the old abandoned shack
ACCrisp	    (Chuck Sullivan's house).  We usually park as far over to
tradition   the left as possible.  Also we plan on buying food from a 
	    friend of mine who runs a catering business (chicken, ribs
    	    and other tailgate cuisine).  If you're interested in dining 
	    with us, let me know so I can figure out how much to order and 
	    get an estimate of what the cost will be.

				/Don

	WalteR Ashe		2 tickets	Got
	Dennis McEvoy		2 tickets	
	Alison Waskom		1 ticket	
	Frank Way		2 tickets	
	Mike Childs		1 ticket	
	Bill Long		4 tickets	Got
	TCM			1 ticket	
	Glenn Waugamain		1 ticket	Got
	00:00.00		1 ticket
	Others 			3 tickets	Got
                                _

				18 tickets

well should we get some t-shirts????

;^)

>well should we get some t-shirts????


Sure.

We can use the basic Giantsmania pattern, leave GIANTSMANIA on the shirt,
but have it "crossed off" and up above it, in red ink (like if someone
was using magic marker) write LIONSMANIS, but change the hats too.

One the back, pull off the stadium (and get one of Sullivan?) but
leave the "I brake for" thing....


Just a thought.


'Saw

    I'd buy one...
    

 We need some catchy saying's then....the helmets and the stadium pictures
 are the easy part. They don't seve beer at Swilly though so we'll have to 
 change that saying and Jimmy Hoffa's box will have to go. Maybe we could
 point out the exit where they tossed the beers at Eason and highlight 
 it...

 mike

    Lions-Patriots: What's a better excuse to drink?
    

 I like it Walt. Sounds like front of the shirt material to replace
 "battle for the swamplands"    

 I got an idea on the Caution message but today is not the day for that...

 ;^(....

    	I've only heard from one person who will not be at the OPP on the
    13th so I'm giving Denny Rieu all the tickets to distribute later this
    week.  Also if anybody knows if Doc is coming tell him is he shows up
    without any dough he doesn't get the ticket!  8^)
    
    				/Don

    The good doctor M doesn't drink Mac
    
    Jimbo

    	That's true Jimbo.  I've always believed that one good drunken orgy
    would flush all that Wilted Chambermaid adoration nonsense out of his
    brain.  Maybe you guys could spike his Cokes on the 13th and test my
    theory out.
    
    				/Don

    Whatsa matta?  You're not going to be there yourself?  Have to go into
    work on Saturday?  Hafta wash your hair?  Take the cat to be declawed?

    Hey ah   /don.... Whats this I hear you almost went after the
    Paz-man?????
    
    REK

    	Hey BigMac, no offense but youze guys ain't worth leaving the
    Wellfleet beaches for.  I'm outta here for two weeks on Friday.
    REK, been talking to Denny?  Then he must've told you Vinny was "busy",
    and I would never bother a man when he's "busy".
    
    				/Don

    Say hello to the Beachcomber for me...
    

    I have a couple tickets (in Don's group) for the Lions Pats
    game September 12th. Please send mail if you want to go, tickets
    are 28$ each.
    
    thanks -dennis

    If anyone has an extra ticket, let me know...
    

	Listen up!  Friday is the last day to sign up for our SuperTailGate
Party.  I'm figuring on getting fried chicken, pork ribs and hot&spicy 
potato(e) salad.  So far we have the 7 folks I'm going down with, Billl's 8 
and Mike Childs for a total of 16.  I'll get a ballpark figure on the cost 
by early nexted week.

				/Don

	Hey welcome back /er!  How was the whale wat...er beach?

	Are allthe tickets we got as a group together or are we pread all 
	over the stadium?  Mine are in sectio 204.


	billl

>	Listen up!  Friday is the last day to sign up for our SuperTailGate
>Party.  I'm figuring on getting fried chicken, pork ribs and hot&spicy 
>potato(e) salad.  So far we have the 7 folks I'm going down with, Billl's 8 
>and Mike Childs for a total of 16.  I'll get a ballpark figure on the cost 
>by early nexted week.

This is the first I've heard of it, but please sign me up for two (2)
people.

Libations are not included, I take it, so we should bring our own?


'Saw

    	Hey 'Saw if you read my notes in here more carefully you would've
    known that I planned on ordering food from a friend of mine.  8^)  No
    libations included, BYOB.  I'm just ordering the staples, stuff like
    junk food we can bring ourselves.  Billl, I believe the tickets are in
    the third and fourth rows of section 204 (right behind me).  With
    'Saw's late entry the number is now 18.
    
    				/Don

>    	Hey 'Saw if you read my notes in here more carefully you would've
>    known that I planned on ordering food from a friend of mine.  8^)  No
>    libations included, BYOB.  I'm just ordering the staples, stuff like
>    junk food we can bring ourselves.  Billl, I believe the tickets are in
>    the third and fourth rows of section 204 (right behind me).  With
>    'Saw's late entry the number is now 18.
    
Oh, sorry.

The first I remembering hearing of it was when Denny told me.   Sounds
excellent.  I like ribs, and chicken, and ribs, and chicken.....

Thanks....

'Saw

    If I can find another ticket, 3 of us can be there...
    

    Walt you'd better hurry there are only 20,000 seats not sold yet!!!
    
    I think your heads a bit foggy this morning from partying with
    the Buggs crew. 8*)
    
    Jimbo

>    I think your heads a bit foggy this morning from partying with
>    the Buggs crew. 8*)
    
Walt!

I hope you're not turning to alcohol to solve life's problems.  I used to
do that and lookit what happened to me!


'Saw

    	Twenty for the PatriotsBlowoutBash.
    
    				/Don

    Aw 'Saw... I don't think so...
    
    No, I was hoping to find a seat within 30 sections of the rest of the
    sections first... preferably with this group... then I'll go buy
    another tickee....
    
    Jimbo... nah, that was nothing... besides, Tuesday is normally soccer
    night at the OPP and you guys are REAL girly men compared to what they
    put away there... not that there was anything consumed last night or
    anything... I've got a game I need to be focused for tonight... right
    Jimbo?
    
    'Saw... nah wouldn't want to be like you... all you can do is sit
    around with a quart of Cherry Garcia and stargaze... who wants that?
    

>    'Saw... nah wouldn't want to be like you... all you can do is sit
>    around with a quart of Cherry Garcia and stargaze... who wants that?

Yeah, but you have to admit that I do it with a certain style....


'Saw
    

    	It's going to average about $10.00 a person for this shindig.  Give
    me a yea or a nea by nexted Tuesday.
    
    				/Don

    because I said I would!
    
    Our very own Walt" Olerud" Ashe won a game last night with a bottom of the
    7th base hit.  He then promptly turned down all offers of suds and
    went back to work.  Is this guy a model employee or what!!!
                                   
    Jimbo

>    Our very own Walt" Olerud" Ashe won a game last night with a bottom of the
>    7th base hit.  He then promptly turned down all offers of suds and
>    went back to work.  Is this guy a model employee or what!!!
                                   

Walt Ashe -- Sportsman of the Year......

    Yeah, yeah, something like that...
    
    I prefer the Walt "Cabrera" Ashe title myself... Jimbo failed to
    mention the win helped his team clinch first place in the regular
    season...  although the way I played first the first time we planed
    Jim's team, maybe I did need a helmet...
    
    Put me down for 3 /Don... now I gotta see if Jimbo's got that extra
    ticket... (smiley goes here)...

Well, /Don, you got me for 2, can I pay you that day?


'Saw

    	Walt(e), drinking and softball are inseparable.  Not drinking after
    softball is a slap in the face to mom, apple pie and hotdogs!  For
    shame!  Those who want in on the SuperBlowoutPatriotsBashTailgateParty
    can pay me at the game.  Anybody who stiffs me I will personally dip head 
    first into the overflowing port-a-toilets in the parking lot.
    
    				/Don

    Well, I cain't drink and then go back to work, can I?  Cain I?  Right
    Jimbo?

    Yeah, I hear ya... nope, just had a "liquid" dinner instead... may
    have been beechwood aged... not sure...
    

    Had a liquid lunch back in my younger years in DEC... 1978... DEC
    picked up the tab for "lunch"... Scorpion bowls for lunch....
    At the time I was a hi-lift operator, you know the machines that
    lift pallets up 35 feet in the air, in the Salem, NH warehouse. Needless
    to say the boss decided that I really should go lay down somewhere
    (car) for the afternoon.... A real good move on his part...
    The good old days......

    REK

    	Just remember that if you're driving...
    
    	Make sure you have a car.

>> 	Those of you who want to tailgate wif' us should know we party
>>	in the parking lot directly across the street from the main
>>	entrance in between the garage and the old abandoned shack
>>	(Chuck Sullivan's house).  We usually park as far over to
>>	the left as possible. 

	/er,  Since I was at the stadium this weekend, Friday for the game
	and Saturday for the country music festival, I was looking for the
	lot you were referring to.  Friday we parked south of the stadium,
	but on the same side of the street.  There were lots across the 
	street, but didn't see no garage or shack.

	Saturday we parked on the north side of the staduium, near the 
	sulky track.  This looked like the "main entrance", but I didn't
	see a lot "directly across the street".  Did I miss something?

	I don't want to miss out on the "exquizit" cuisine!  Maybe you can 
	get Walt to made one of his popular graphics to pinpoint the lot better.


	billl

	Billl, we've met literally dozens of people in this parking lot and 
they've never had a problem finding us.  I could say something about Country 
& Western fans and their sense of direction, but...  8^)

	The lot is almost directly across from the main parking lot the 
Patriots own.  Usually right in front of the parking lot is a vendor called 
the "Sausage King".  For the folks that are joining us we could meet at the 
pool place, "Seasonal" that's on the right as you head up Rte 1 from 495 and 
head on in from there.  It could also be a place for folks to leave their 
cars and head up together to save on the $10.00 parking fee.  I hope those 
Country and Western yahoos didn't steal the grill I forgot in the parking 
lot Friday night!

				/Don

	I guess the problem, /er, is in not knowing if you are refering to the 
	main "Patriot owned" lot that is south of the stadium or the one which
	you enter just north of the stadium.  I can handle "across the street",
	but knowing your point of reference is key!

	In leau of more expicit directions, I guess I'll just wing it and look
	for the "Sausage King" and try and find yunz from there.  What time is
	everyone planning on getting there

	Is the cuisine being served before or after the game? Or maybe both?


	billl

I'm the SAUSAGE KING.....


It's across from the lot SOUTH of the stadium, Bill.  And the old shack
is there -- at least it was in June when I was there for USA/Eng-a-Lund....


'saw

    	Hey we still got two weeks before this, what's the rush?  We might
    as well eat after the game because if more than 30K people show up for
    the game you ain't getting out of the parking lot for quite a while!
    
    				/Don
    
    	P.S. Yeah the shack is still there.

I'm so glad Mac is back to spread his own brand of cheer...

    	Hey BigMac, I can't help it if you have Billl's sense of direction.
    Another landmark is the Harley guys partying on the semi-burnt
    furniture next to the shack.
    
    				/Don

	Sheesh, I ain't even got lost, YET!  I was just lookin' fer a 
	leetle clarification.


	billl

>	Sheesh, I ain't even got lost, YET!  I was just lookin' fer a 
>	leetle clarification.


Bill,

I'll get there early, and fill a blow up doll with helium, and hoist
you. 

You just look for the lot with the blow up doll floating over it.

Then, if you smell smelts cookin', come on in.....



hth,
'Saw

	Final Count for the PatriotsSuperBlowoutTailgateBash.

		/Me		7
		Billl		8
		MikeC		1
		'Saw		2
		Walt(e)		3
		Alison		1

		Total		22

	Good food,
	Good meat,
	Good God,
	Let's eat!


	billl

>	Good food,
>	Good meat,
>	Good God,
>	Let's eat!


Father, Son and Holy Ghost
One that eats the fastest, gets the most.....

    Rub a dub dub
    Bless this grub
    Yeah God!

>
>    Rub a dub dub
>    Bless this grub
>    Yeah God!


Hahaha.  I'd never heard that one before.

    Are we gettin' T-shirts for this fine event?  Mike?
    
    Lions are ready to kick some butt.... here we come...
    
    
    Sent to an anonymous notes reader about a proposed wager on the game...
    Name left out to protect the innocent...
    
    
    >        You wouldn't make one at the time.  You don't think I'm stupid
    >enough to make one now, do you?  Anyways I think that Rodman shirt is
    >in shreds.
     

 wasn't enough interest Walt......too bad....

 let see if I play sanders, russell and the lions' defense this weekend I
 can score points on just about every posession....

    (&+#&*^#$ cheap Patsie fans...

> wasn't enough interest Walt......too bad....

Yeah, Walt.  Why would we want T-shirts?  I can't see having a 
Lions-Pats shirt (especially with that new Pats logo....as Beavis would
say "That SUCKS").....


Perhaps we could get some fur-lined jockstraps made up for the occasion....
[many 8^)]


'Saw

    Ifn you want to start Lionsmanis early you can come to the home opener
    of the Worcester Rugby Football Club on Saturday (our club crest even
    has a Lion on it).  A&W has informed me that she'll be there.

    Who are they playin'?
    

    We're playing the Springfield Rifles.
    
    If anyone needs a ticket for the Pats/Lions game, there are some for
    sale in the New England Patriot's conference.

    I didn't say who and I wasn't skeert.  I was caught up in the Tiger-Sox
    pennant chase...
    
    Who do you think would win a Vaughn-Fielder sumo match?
    
    What are the stakes for participation?
    

    	P-Name of the winner's choice, to be worn for a week.  Fielder
    would probably win a sumo match, but I like Vaughn's chances in a
    boxing match.
    
    				/Don

    Why box when you can wrassle???
    
    I think the wager cain be arrainged...

    They watch Candlepin bowling too, what do they know?
    

     
    	Slashaah, havin' season tickets to the Pats would lend me to
    	believe you have "sucker" tattooed on your butt!  :*)
    
    Claybone

    Mr. Anonymous asked someone months ago about it straight up when he
    was in his "Where's Goguen when I need him?  I ain't wearing that 
    Rodman shirt without payback" phase.  Now that it's time, he needs da
    points?  
    
    Much like the Pats secondary, I figured I'd bend but not break.  I want
    the original bet, you want the CYA one... I said I'd give you 4... now
    I'M chicken$#!+?  A main's man wouldn't need to get points at home...
    
    I thought the Parcells=parade in February?  Let's take a look at the
    Patsies notesfile...
    
    Lions by 4
    Lions by 11
    Pats by 4
    Pats by 4
    Pats by 4
    Pats by 1
    Pats 24, Lions 10 (title Pats win by 10)
    Pats by 4
    Lions by 2
    
    Looks like you should be giving ME 4 points... this is charity...  and
    I'm letting you out of WelcherDinz mode... you never said "I want
    points if you say yes after some date..."  You were gonna make it
    straight up... what's the matter?  You get 4...

    	Pats Notesfile, now there's an objective source.  The line's 7. 
    Bet or quit wasting disk space!
    
    				/Don

    Be a main... do it straight up... no 4.. no 7... straight up..
    

    ... reminding you that this week was the first time you mentioned
    betting via the spread... you didn't put a gamespread on the
    Celts-Pistons series... (Boston's favored, so if Detriot(tm) wins
    3, you win the bet...)
    
    Parcells doesn't care about covering the spread.  He wants the "W".
    Why don't you?
    

    4 points?  Last chance...
    

    And the answer is???
    
    

    You gonna lay out the terms of the bet?  I ain't afraid of 7 points,
    I just want justice to be served... what's the terms?

    	P-Name of the winner's choice.  It ain't that tough.  Gotta be clean
    enough to pass BigMac's Hayes Office Inspection though...
    
    				/Don

    Thanks for setting this up.  Still not sure what the p-name means...
    Clemson refs took care of that Defensive holding penalty to give you
    the p-name win...
    

>    Thanks for setting this up.  Still not sure what the p-name means...
>    Clemson refs took care of that Defensive holding penalty to give you
>    the p-name win...


Yes, /Don, thanks for setting this up, and for all the great food.


btw, my brother and I stopped at the Barracks and looked for you, but
you weren't there.  We inquired about the large screen TV and beer, but
were told all the prime spots were taken, so we headed home.

I hope you didn't stop there for long......


'Saw
    

    Thanks /er for setting this up. 
    
    The Crazy Met
    

    Thanks again, Slash.  This morning my son was still saying that "the 
    man in the red hat" will make sure that the Patriots win next time. 
    He's only slowly getting over the disappointment that you didn't come
    through this time, though... ;-)
    
    glenn
    

>    Thanks again, Slash.  This morning my son was still saying that "the 
>    man in the red hat" will make sure that the Patriots win next time. 
>    He's only slowly getting over the disappointment that you didn't come
>    through this time, though... ;-)
    

Slasher disappoints little kid, film @ 11......


The political cartoon from this issue, shows Slasher on the steps of the
court house, and a little flat-headed boy, beer perched on his haid,
saying "Say it ain't so, Slasher!"



'Saw    

> The political cartoon from this issue, shows Slasher on the steps of the
> court house, and a little flat-headed boy, beer perched on his haid,
> saying "Say it ain't so, Slasher!"

    He didn't appreciate being a human coaster Sunday, did he?  I think the
    problem was that he had to get up too early in the morning for his own
    good.  Fear not about a letdown, though, Slash, 'cause when it was all 
    said and done the highlight of the afternoon for this three-year-old was 
    getting to take a leak against a tree in the woods owned by the man in
    the red hat...
    
    glenn
    
    

>    He didn't appreciate being a human coaster Sunday, did he?  

But for a second, we had living, breathing proof of all your claims.
I mean, yes, Glenn, I know you showed us a picture, but photos can be
faked.  But when I put my beer on his head, it fit nicely.   That's one
helluva son you got there...

Plus, he offered me a Skittles, which made MY afternoon...


>    Fear not about a letdown, though, Slash, 'cause when it was all 
>    said and done the highlight of the afternoon for this three-year-old was 
>    getting to take a leak against a tree in the woods owned by the man in
>    the red hat...
    
This is classic.

I hope the man in the red hat counted those trees for the tree census
we did......


'Saw    
    

    	Do the State Police *really* need horses to clear out the parking
    lot?  Course it doesn't change my opinion of them...
    
    				/Don

>    	Do the State Police *really* need horses to clear out the parking
>    lot?  Course it doesn't change my opinion of them...
    
I didn't mind the horses.  Horses are great for crowd control.

I objected to their snotty attitude.

I'm planning on writing a letter to the Governor of Massachusetts, expressing
my displeasure, as a guest in his state, as to how I was treated.  The
Horse Platoon of Buffoons had a lousy roadside manner.

I mean, couldn't Sgt York figure out that we WERE cleaning up?  What did
he want us to do, leave an unsightly and environmentally disfiguring mess?


'Saw

PS  Slasher, YOU own those woods, why don't you do something about it????

	What happened?  Did yunz get in trouble after I left?  Shoulda 
	fed some of those chicken bones to the stormtroopers' horsies.

	billl

>	What happened?  Did yunz get in trouble after I left?  Shoulda 
>	fed some of those chicken bones to the stormtroopers' horsies.

The motorcycle cops drove through, and said "Okay, fellas, wrap it up,
the parking lot is closing"

We said okay.

About 3 nanoseconds later, the SS Brownshirts came through, lined up
their horses in a picket-line and started towards us.  This one
old fart of a cop says in this gruff voice "It's time to leave.  If you're
still here when I get back, you'll be going to the barracks"

Now I had the insane idea to jump on top of my brother's car, and
yell "Lookit me Ma, I'm on toppa da woild", but I didn't.  Someone did
say "Oh, is there beer and a large screen TV at the barracks?"


The bottom line was, at the time we WERE cleaning up and preparing to
leave, so there was no reason to be treated like criminals by some
man who probably has a small penis and has to ride a big horse and
yell at people to feel important.


The horses were fine.  They were not at fault.  It was the sadistic
bastards riding them.....


'Saw

	Hey 'Saw, they've been controlling the crowd at Foxboro for years 
without the horses.  The nags are there to justify building a huge barn to 
house them with our taxpayers money just recently.  Just more waste from a 
state that put the W-A-S and T into the word.

				/Don

>	Hey 'Saw, they've been controlling the crowd at Foxboro for years 
>without the horses.  The nags are there to justify building a huge barn to 
>house them with our taxpayers money just recently.  Just more waste from a 
>state that put the W-A-S and T into the word.

Well, they were very rude, and I *am* going to write a letter.
There was no need for them to treat us like that.

I could see if we were blatantly ignoring them, and opening another 
beer and tossing the football around, but we WERE packing up....

He MUST'VE had a small penis......


'Saw

Last time I went to a game there they did the same thing with squad cars.
Blaring sirens, lights galore and there were only about 5 groups left in the
lot. It would have been more effective to just walk up to the groups and tell
them to leave because the lot was closing....I guess they have to justify the
$50 detail fee they get...

metz

> 	Whizzing on a tree at your first football game is an important rite 
>of passage to mainhood.  Tell your son CONGRATS!


And it's one of those things that is always sacred to a man.  Leaving
spore.

(Kind of like those two girls who were headed into the woods to pee. 
As I said to Bill they were leaving spore too).


Put a man in the outdoors, with a bar-b-que grill going, a beer in his
hand, and the need to urinate in his bladder, and then let him know
that he can go whiz on a tree, and you've got the makings of a
Tim Taylor Moment (tm).......

'Saw

    	Speaking of Tim "Tool Time" Taylor, the season premiere is
    	this evening, 9 PM.
    
    	Scott

    re.125, 
    
    <sniff> how twue, how twue.
    
    JaKe