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Title:Sports 93-96 Archive. No new notes allowed
Notice:Chainsaw's last standSPORTS_97
Moderator:HBAHBA::HAAS
Created:Mon Jan 11 1993
Last Modified:Tue Apr 15 1997
Last Successful Update:Fri Jun 06 1997
Number of topics:302
Total number of notes:117855

179.0. "KING OF THE HILL CONTEST ???" by STRATA::GARRY (Dallas Cowboys shooting for 3-peat) Wed Aug 31 1994 17:05

    Is there gonna be a King of the Hill this year ???
    
    
    tom
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179.1for billlMSE1::FRANCUSBaseball in 94? 95? :-( Wed Aug 31 1994 17:104
    Are you volunteering to run it??
    
    The Crazy Met
    
179.2I'll do itSTRATA::GARRYDallas Cowboys shooting for 3-peatWed Aug 31 1994 17:279
    I'll run it sure....we'll go by the spreads in note 29 weekly.......
    we will go by the first ones entered each week as sometimes they
    change during the week.
    
    Just mail picks to me at SCOMAN::GARRY.
    
    Unless we can have the picks entered here...its up to the moderater
    
    Tom
179.3HANNAH::ASHEIf you want to wreck my sweater...Wed Aug 31 1994 17:352
    good man...
    
179.4STRATA::GARRYDallas Cowboys shooting for 3-peatWed Aug 31 1994 17:397
    To make it easier I believe last year ties were losers so we'll go that
    way again.
    
    Or we could go ties are nothing and those people must pick 2 the next
    week...first reply decides which way we go with ties.
    
    Tom
179.5HANNAH::ASHEIf you want to wreck my sweater...Wed Aug 31 1994 17:452
    Give em' another shot... we're getting fewer and far between..
    
179.6METSNY::francusBaseball in 94? 95? :-( Wed Aug 31 1994 18:024
yeah I like the idea of 2 picks the following week.

The Crazy Met

179.7STRATA::GARRYDallas Cowboys shooting for 3-peatWed Aug 31 1994 18:0412
    Ok then ties are no pick and you gotta make it up the following week,
    also for any new people 3 losses and your out.
    
    
    Seeing that there was no line on the Pats-Miami we will go with 
    MIAMI   5   Patriots
    
    
    tom
    
    
    
179.8WMOIS::CHAPALONIS_MWhat a terrible year 1918 Wed Aug 31 1994 18:0810
    
    
        tom,
    
             Glad you beat me to it. (volunteering that is)
    
    
    
    
    Chappy :-)
179.9Never played beforePEAKS::WOESTEHOFFWed Aug 31 1994 18:574
  How does this King of the Hill thing work ? What are the rules ?
  Is this for college or pro football ?

	Keith 
179.10last year it meant Karen noted at least once a weekMETSNY::francusBaseball in 94? 95? :-( Wed Aug 31 1994 19:0010
It is for pro football.

Based on the spread you pick one game each week. 3 wrong and you're out.
Last one remaining wins. If you miss a week you pick 2 games the following
week. If you tie you pick 2 games the following week.

Simple enough, even for a Big 8 fan :-)

The Crazy Met

179.11Bow knaves!GENRAL::WADEFearTheGovernmentWhoFearsYourGunsWed Aug 31 1994 20:348
    
    	I thought ties last year were 1/2 a win and 1/2 a loss?
    
    	Whatever.
    
    Reigning King of the Hill,
    
    Claybone
179.12better luck next yearOLD1S::CADZILLA2I will make it workWed Aug 31 1994 21:378
    
    
      Yo Clayboy!!
    
       I didn't know you were still on the payroll!!
    
    
    Cadzilla2
179.13GENRAL::WADEFearTheGovernmentWhoFearsYourGunsThu Sep 01 1994 13:404
    
    	Aw, go fix a PDP8 or something you petrified Texan.
    
    Claybone
179.14Clayboy!! go call your hogsOLD1S::CADZILLA2I will make it workThu Sep 01 1994 14:077
    
    Yo  Clayboy!
    
        As long as I don't have to work on a 5 or a straight 8 I'd be glad
    to go on-site again. Beats the heck out this bs.
    
    Cadzilla2
179.15koh updateSTRATA::GARRYDallas Cowboys shooting for 3-peatThu Sep 01 1994 17:2724
    
    Just letting everyone that sent picks  they were recieved 
    
    Heres the picks for this week so far


STRATA::GARRY        Cleveland  -4
MKFSA::LONG          Pittsburgh +5.5
TRIBE::HUBER         Pittsburgh +5.5
METSNY::FRANCUS      Houston    -3
SUBPAC::WHITEHAIR    Cleveland  -4
FRETZ::HEISER        Arizona    -5.5
PTOVAX::SCHRAMM      Pittsburg  +5.5
SSDEVO::WOESTEHOFF   Pittsburgh +5.5
ONOFRE::MAY_BR       K.C.       -3
KYDSO1::LAZARUS      Dallas -5.5,Buffalo -7 (will be out next week)
PTOVAX::JACOB        Chicago    -6.5
BIGQ::MCKAY          Seattle    +1.5
CNTROL::CHILDS       Philadelphia  +3
HBAHBA::HAAS         Detroit    -5.5
WMOIS::CHAPALONIS_M  Houston    -3
BIGQ::WEST           Seattle    +1.5
HANNAH::ASHE         Houston    -3
179.16ODIXIE::ZOGRANThu Sep 01 1994 18:214
    Washington  -1 1/2
    
    
    
179.18Heres the picks for week oneSTRATA::GARRYDallas Cowboys shooting for 3-peatFri Sep 02 1994 21:4836
Heres the picks for this week,it looks like 33 of us are vying for the crown.


STRATA::GARRY        Cleveland  -4
MKFSA::LONG          Pittsburgh +5.5
TRIBE::HUBER         Pittsburgh +5.5
METSNY::FRANCUS      Houston    -3
SUBPAC::WHITEHAIR    Cleveland  -4
FRETZ::HEISER        Arizona    -5.5
PTOVAX::SCHRAMM      Pittsburgh +5.5
SSDEVO::WOESTEHOFF   Pittsburgh +5.5
ONOFRE::MAY_BR       K.C.       -3
KYDSO1::LAZARUS      Dallas -5.5,Buffalo -7 (will be out next week)
PTOVAX::JACOB        Chicago    -6.5
BIGQ::MCKAY          Seattle    +1.5
CNTROL::CHILDS       Philadelphia  +3
HBAHBA::HAAS         Detroit    -5.5
WMOIS::CHAPALONIS_M  Houston    -3
BIGQ::WEST           Seattle    +1.5
HANNAH::ASHE         Houston    -3
MSBCS::BRYDIE        Arizona    -5.5
FXTROT::ALLEMANG     SF         -7
AD::HEATH            Pittsburgh +5.5
GRANPA::DFAUST       Philadelphia  +3
SNAX::ERICKSON       Cleveland  -4
SHARE::DERRY         Patriots   +5
WMOIS::FASSETT_E     Raiders    +7
OURGNG::RIGGEN       Raiders    +7
WMOIS::COLLINS_M     NO         +3
TOOK::HALPIN         Detroit    -5.5
SPIKED::SWEENEY      Giants     -3
ODIXIE::ZOGRAN       Washington -1.5
TNPUBS::NAZZARO      Patriots   +5.5
PCBUOA::MACDONALD_M  Pittsburgh +5.5
USDEV::TBLANCHARD    Green Bay  -3.5
GENRAL::WADE         Washington -1.5
179.19STRATA::GARRYDallas Cowboys shooting for 3-peatTue Sep 06 1994 12:0516
After week 1;

1-0
SCOMAN::GARRY,SUBPAC::WHITEHAIR,ONOFRE::MAY_BR,PTOVAX::JACOB,BIGQ::MCKAY,
BIGQ::WEST,FXTROT::ALLEMANG,SNAX::ERICKSON,SHARE::DERRY,SPIKED::SWEENEY
TNPUBS::NAZZARO,USDEV::TBLANCHARD,BSS::MENDEZ

1-1
KYDSO1::LAZARUS

0-1
MKFSA::LONG,TRIBE::HUBER,METSNY::FRANCUS,FRETZ::HEISER,PTOVAX::SCHRAMM
SSDEVO::WOESTEHOFF,CNTROL::CHILDS,HBAHBA::HAAS,WMOIS::CHAPALONIS_M
HANNAH::ASHE,MSBCS::BRYDIE,AD::HEATH,GRANPA::DFAUST,WMOIS::FASSETT_E
OURGNG::RIGGEN,WMOIS::COLLINS_M,TOOK::HALPIN,ODIXIE::ZOGRAN,GENRAL::WADE
PCBUOA::MACDONALD_M,QUASER::JACKSONTA,MROA::HEIER_L
179.20STRATA::GARRYDallas Cowboys shooting for 3-peatThu Sep 08 1994 18:5542
So far for this week

You will notice that KYDSO1::LAZARUS has 2 picks again this week,he is leaving
the company and picked ahead to give him a couple of weeks to try to see if
he will be able to continue to play if he can get access to send mail.

STRATA::GARRY         T.B.  -2
MKFSA::LONG           S.F.  -3
TRIBE::HUBER          Atlanta  -8
METSNY::FRANCUS       Buffalo  +2.5
SUBPAC::WHITEHAIR    
FRETZ::HEISER        
PTOVAX::SCHRAMM      
SSDEVO::WOESTEHOFF    Pittsburg  +2.5
ONOFRE::MAY_BR       
KYDSO1::LAZARUS       Giants +3.5, S.F. -3 
PTOVAX::JACOB        
BIGQ::MCKAY          
CNTROL::CHILDS       
HBAHBA::HAAS          N.O. -8 
WMOIS::CHAPALONIS_M  
BIGQ::WEST           
HANNAH::ASHE          Denver +3
MSBCS::BRYDIE        
FXTROT::ALLEMANG      Buffalo +2.5
AD::HEATH            
GRANPA::DFAUST       
SNAX::ERICKSON       
SHARE::DERRY          Buffalo +2.5
WMOIS::FASSETT_E     
OURGNG::RIGGEN       
WMOIS::COLLINS_M     
TOOK::HALPIN         
SPIKED::SWEENEY      
ODIXIE::ZOGRAN       
TNPUBS::NAZZARO       Giants +3.5
PCBUOA::MACDONALD_M  
USDEV::TBLANCHARD    
GENRAL::WADE         
BSS::MENDEZ          
QUASER::JACKSONTA    
MROA::HEIER_L        
179.21LUDWIG::GARRYDallas Cowboys shooting for 3-peatSat Sep 10 1994 01:4947
Heres the picks for this week.

You will notice that KYDSO1::LAZARUS has 2 picks again this week,he is leaving
the company and picked ahead to give him a couple of weeks to try to see if
he will be able to continue to play if he can get access to send mail.

STRATA::GARRY         T.B.  -2
MKFSA::LONG           S.F.  -3
TRIBE::HUBER          Atlanta  -8
METSNY::FRANCUS       Buffalo  +2.5
SUBPAC::WHITEHAIR     Atlanta  -8
FRETZ::HEISER         S.D. -9
PTOVAX::SCHRAMM       Pittsburg +2.5
SSDEVO::WOESTEHOFF    Pittsburg  +2.5
ONOFRE::MAY_BR       
KYDSO1::LAZARUS       Giants +3.5, S.F. -3 
PTOVAX::JACOB         S.F. -3
BIGQ::MCKAY           Pittsburg +2.5
CNTROL::CHILDS        Houston +14
HBAHBA::HAAS          N.O. -8 
WMOIS::CHAPALONIS_M   Buffalo +2.5
BIGQ::WEST            Arizona -3.5
HANNAH::ASHE          Denver +3
MSBCS::BRYDIE         G.B. -3.5
FXTROT::ALLEMANG      Buffalo +2.5
AD::HEATH             Giants +3.5
GRANPA::DFAUST        Denver +3
SNAX::ERICKSON        S.F. -3
SHARE::DERRY          Buffalo +2.5
WMOIS::FASSETT_E      Giants +3.5
OURGNG::RIGGEN        Buffalo +2.5
WMOIS::COLLINS_M      Pittsburg +2.5
TOOK::HALPIN         
SPIKED::SWEENEY       S.F. -3
ODIXIE::ZOGRAN        Indy +2
TNPUBS::NAZZARO       Giants +3.5
PCBUOA::MACDONALD_M   N.O. -8
USDEV::TBLANCHARD    
GENRAL::WADE         
BSS::MENDEZ          
QUASER::JACKSONTA    
MROA::HEIER_L        
VLNVAX::MBROOKS       Houston +14, Indy +2
MIMS::ROLLINS_R       Atlanta -8, Miami +3.5
PCBUOA::LEFEBVRE      S.F. -3, Miami +3.5
AKOCOA::BREEN         K.C. +3, Patriots -2.5
179.22standings after 2 weeksSTRATA::GARRYDallas Cowboys shooting for 3-peatTue Sep 13 1994 11:4424
After week 2,

2-0
SCOMAN::GARRY,SUBPAC::WHITEHAIR,BIGQ::MCKAY,FXTROT::ALLEMANG,SHARE::DERRY
TNPUBS::NAZZARO,MIMS::ROLLINS_R

1-0 (need 2 picks next week)
ONOFRE::MAY_BR,BSS::MENDEZ

2-2 
KYDSO1::LAZARUS

1-1
TRIBE::HUBER,METSNY::FRANCUS,FRETZ::HEISER,PTOVAX::SCHRAMM,AKOCOA::BREEN
SSDEVO::WOESTEHOFF,CNTROL::CHILDS,WMOIS::CHAPALONIS_M,PTOVAX::JACOB,BIGQ::WEST
AD::HEATH,WMOIS::FASSETT_E,SNAX::ERICKSON,PCBUOA::LEFEBVRE,VLNVAX::MBROOKS
OURGNG::RIGGEN,WMOIS::COLLINS_M,TOOK::HALPIN,SPIKED::SWEENEY,USDEV::TBLANCHARD

0-1 (need 2 picks next week)
HANNAH::ASHE,GRANPA::DFAUST,GENRAL::WADE,QUASER::JACKSONTA,MROA::HEIER

0-2
MKFSA::LONG,HBAHBA::HAAS,MSBCS::BRYDIE,ODIXIE::ZOGRAN,PCBUOA::MACDONALD_M

179.23MKFSA::LONGStrive for five!Tue Sep 13 1994 13:3114
	Since this was my pick last week:

MKFSA::LONG           S.F.  -3

	How can I be in this 'elite' group:

0-2
MKFSA::LONG,HBAHBA::HAAS,MSBCS::BRYDIE,ODIXIE::ZOGRAN,PCBUOA::MACDONALD_M


	Didn't the 49ers cover?


	billl
179.24KC won 24-17STRATA::GARRYDallas Cowboys shooting for 3-peatTue Sep 13 1994 13:335
    49ers lost to KC outright.
    
    
    
    tom
179.25MKFSA::LONGStrive for five!Tue Sep 13 1994 13:426
	Oops...yer right

	<set voice=Emily Latelle>
	Never mind!

	billl
179.26MSBCS::BRYDIEI need somebody to shove!Tue Sep 13 1994 13:492
    
           Just heaping embarassment upon embarassment ain't ya, billl?
179.27SHARE::DERRYColor me impressed...Tue Sep 13 1994 13:503
    Shades of lasted year, too.
    
    Sorry billl, couldn't resist.
179.28goose egg baby!HBAHBA::HAASSorry, wrong species.Tue Sep 13 1994 14:120
179.29Tough crowd!MKFSA::LONGStrive for five!Tue Sep 13 1994 14:193
	Ouch...ooch...yeowee...stop kicking aleady!  I'm down!  I'm down!


179.30MKFSA::LONGStrive for five!Tue Sep 13 1994 14:214
	Least I got company at the bottom, eh Tommy and TTom?!


	billl
179.31SCOONE::MCCULLOUGHHakuna Matata - means no worries...Tue Sep 13 1994 14:354
Wail I'm gonna make three picks thised week, so youz
guys will probably have even more company...

=Bob=
179.32Yeah, that's the ticket!MSBCS::BRYDIEI need somebody to shove!Tue Sep 13 1994 15:063
    
         I'm just setting the stage for a miraculous comeback.
        
179.33FRETZ::HEISERMaranatha!Tue Sep 13 1994 17:221
    ...and a miracle is exactly what it would be too.
179.34reminderSTRATA::GARRYDallas Cowboys shooting for 3-peatThu Sep 15 1994 18:3145
Heres the picks for this week so far.


STRATA::GARRY          Raiders +4
MKFSA::LONG            Patriots -5.5
TRIBE::HUBER           Indy +8
METSNY::FRANCUS        Buffalo +2.5
SUBPAC::WHITEHAIR      S.F. -14
FRETZ::HEISER          Seattle -3.5
PTOVAX::SCHRAMM       
SSDEVO::WOESTEHOFF     Chicago -1
ONOFRE::MAY_BR        
KYDSO1::LAZARUS        
PTOVAX::JACOB          N.O. +3.5
BIGQ::MCKAY           
CNTROL::CHILDS         Atlanta +2.5
HBAHBA::HAAS           Denver -4
WMOIS::CHAPALONIS_M   
BIGQ::WEST             Arizona +3
HANNAH::ASHE           Buffalo +2.5, Washington +7
MSBCS::BRYDIE         
FXTROT::ALLEMANG       G.B. +3
AD::HEATH             
GRANPA::DFAUST        
SNAX::ERICKSON        
SHARE::DERRY          
WMOIS::FASSETT_E       Buffalo +2.5
OURGNG::RIGGEN        
WMOIS::COLLINS_M       Buffalo +2.5
TOOK::HALPIN          
SPIKED::SWEENEY        Patriots -5.5
ODIXIE::ZOGRAN        
TNPUBS::NAZZARO       
PCBUOA::MACDONALD_M   
USDEV::TBLANCHARD     
GENRAL::WADE           K.C. -2.5, Seattle -3.5
BSS::MENDEZ           
QUASER::JACKSONTA     
MROA::HEIER_L         
VLNVAX::MBROOKS        Washington +7
MIMS::ROLLINS_R       
PCBUOA::LEFEBVRE      
AKOCOA::BREEN         
CTHQ::MCCULLOUGH       G.B. +3, Cleveland -3, S.F. -14
179.35put me outta my misery!HBAHBA::HAASSorry, wrong species.Fri Sep 16 1994 14:520
179.36heres week 3STRATA::GARRYDallas Cowboys shooting for 3-peatSat Sep 17 1994 00:4146
Heres the picks for this week.


STRATA::GARRY          Raiders +4
MKFSA::LONG            Patriots -5.5
TRIBE::HUBER           Indy +8
METSNY::FRANCUS        Buffalo +2.5
SUBPAC::WHITEHAIR      S.F. -14
FRETZ::HEISER          Seattle -3.5
PTOVAX::SCHRAMM       
SSDEVO::WOESTEHOFF     Chicago -1
ONOFRE::MAY_BR        
KYDSO1::LAZARUS        
PTOVAX::JACOB          N.O. +3.5
BIGQ::MCKAY            Washington +7
CNTROL::CHILDS         Atlanta +2.5
HBAHBA::HAAS           Denver -4
WMOIS::CHAPALONIS_M    S.D. +3.5
BIGQ::WEST             Arizona +3
HANNAH::ASHE           Buffalo +2.5, Washington +7
MSBCS::BRYDIE          Patriots -5.5
FXTROT::ALLEMANG       G.B. +3
AD::HEATH              Patriots -5.5
GRANPA::DFAUST         S.F. -14, Philadelphia -3
SNAX::ERICKSON         Patriots -5.5
SHARE::DERRY           Buffalo +2.5
WMOIS::FASSETT_E       Buffalo +2.5
OURGNG::RIGGEN         Miami -3.5
WMOIS::COLLINS_M       Buffalo +2.5
TOOK::HALPIN           Seattle -3.5
SPIKED::SWEENEY        Patriots -5.5
ODIXIE::ZOGRAN         Washington +7
TNPUBS::NAZZARO        N.O. +3.5
PCBUOA::MACDONALD_M    Patriots -5.5
USDEV::TBLANCHARD      Patriots -5.5
GENRAL::WADE           K.C. -2.5, Seattle -3.5
BSS::MENDEZ            K.C. -2.5, G.B. +3
QUASER::JACKSONTA      Dallas -13
MROA::HEIER_L         
VLNVAX::MBROOKS        Washington +7
MIMS::ROLLINS_R        Dallas -13
PCBUOA::LEFEBVRE       
AKOCOA::BREEN          Chicago -1
CTHQ::MCCULLOUGH       G.B. +3, Cleveland -3, S.F. -14
SPECXN::BROWN          Miami -3.5, Minnesota +1, Giants -7
179.37"It's the same old song..."MKFSA::LONGStrive for five!Mon Sep 19 1994 11:595
    Stinkin' Pats...win, but don't cover......three and out
    (It seems I've seen this movie before)
    
    
    billl
179.38HANNAH::ASHEGoofy's going to collegeMon Sep 19 1994 13:492
    That's what I get for taking the same pick as Jimbo...
    
179.39over and outHBAHBA::HAASSorry, wrong species.Mon Sep 19 1994 13:565
free at last, free at last

oh-fer-tres-lame

TTom
179.40Et Tu TTomWMOIS::CHAPALONIS_MWhat a terrible year 1918 Mon Sep 19 1994 14:105
    
    
         Haas   Denver -4........  HaHa Ha
    
    Chap
179.41with friends like this...HBAHBA::HAASSorry, wrong species.Mon Sep 19 1994 14:335
Chappy,

You're such a nice kinda guy.

TTom
179.42standingsSTRATA::GARRYDallas Cowboys shooting for 3-peatTue Sep 20 1994 11:3434
After week 3,

3-0
SCOMAN::GARRY,SUBPAC::WHITEHAIR,SHARE::DERRY,TNPUBS::NAZZARO,SPECXN::BROWN

1-0 (need 3 picks next week)
ONOFRE::MAY_BR

2-2 
KYDSO1::LAZARUS

2-1
METSNY::FRANCUS,WMOIS::CHAPALONIS_M,PTOVAX::JACOB,BIGQ::MCKAY,FXTROT::ALLEMANG
WMOIS::FASSETT_E,GRANPA::DFAUST,OURGNG::RIGGEN,WMOIS::COLLINS_M,
CTHQ::MCCULLOUGH,BSS::MENDEZ,MIMS::ROLLINS_R

1-1 (need 2 picks next week)
PTOVAX::SCHRAMM

1-2
TRIBE::HUBER,FRETZ::HEISER,SSDEVO::WOESTEHOFF,CNTROL::CHILDS,BIGQ::WEST
HANNAH::ASHE,AD::HEATH,SNAX::ERICKSON,TOOK::HALPIN,SPIKED::SWEENEY,GENRAL::WADE
USDEV::TBLANCHARD,VLNVAX::MBROOKS,PCBUOA::LEFEBVRE,AKOCOA::BREEN


0-1 (need 3 picks next week)
MROA::HEIER_L

0-2 (need 2 picks this week)
QUASER::JACKSONTA

ELIMINATED (3 losses)
MKFSA::LONG,HBAHBA::HAAS,MSBCS::BRYDIE,ODIXIE::ZOGRAN,PCBUOA::MACDONALD_M

179.43or maybe the Best of the WorstMKFSA::LONGStrive for five!Tue Sep 20 1994 20:337
    maybe Tommy, TTom and myself should start our own contest to try and
    see who an go the longest picking the looser every week.
    
    We could call it the King of the Valley contest.
    
    
    billl
179.44FRETZ::HEISERGrace changes everythingTue Sep 20 1994 22:353
    Re: King of the Valley
    
    early odds have Tommy at 2:1 and TTom and Bill both at 4:1.
179.45CAMONE::WAYPony Boy take me home...Wed Sep 21 1994 12:549
>
>    Re: King of the Valley
>    

Yea though I walk through the shadow of the valley of death 
I will fear no evil

because I'm the meanest son of a bitch in the valley!

179.46LOCK::WADEFearTheGovernmentWhoFearsYourGunsWed Sep 21 1994 16:364
    
    	Not looking good for the reigning King.......
    
    Claybone
179.47Alternative Lines STRATA::GARRYDallas Cowboys shooting for 3-peatThu Sep 22 1994 13:246
    If no lines are posted in note 29 by noontime....I'll put the lines
    from todays Boston Herald in this note as its getting late in the week.
    
    
    Tom
    
179.48truth, justice and the merkin wayHBAHBA::HAASaustalopithecus westvirginiusThu Sep 22 1994 13:4013
The Lines is in.

Hey, I figger if'n you're gonna go out, go out in style. I had to pick
the Donks. Now I don't have to be confused by having to pick just one
pick and I can concentrate on losing 3, 4, or more ever Sunday. ;-).

For money, I'll reveal who my choice is thised week. It's a lock line
special, to lose that is.

As for the oh-fer contest, I'm ready and willing. I feel confident I
can pick the wrong side of the line, anytime.

TTom
179.49First year KOTH BluesMR1PST::CBULLS::MBROOKSThu Sep 22 1994 14:594
    Damn Skins I figured +7 VS NYG was a lock, damn meggett killed me
    (Was lost by 8...)
    
    								mab
179.50Valley of the shadow of deathMUNDIS::SSHERMANSteve Sherman @MFRFri Sep 23 1994 13:125
I'm surprised none of you picked on 'Saw's Biblical spoonerism about four
or five back.  Often enough, all a guy has to do is flip a couple of
letters and the shooting commences.

Steve
179.51CAMONE::WAYNo rest for the wearyFri Sep 23 1994 13:5423
>                       -< Valley of the shadow of death >-
>
>I'm surprised none of you picked on 'Saw's Biblical spoonerism about four
>or five back.  Often enough, all a guy has to do is flip a couple of
>letters and the shooting commences.
>
>Steve

It's funny you caught that Steve.

I have an excellent memory, always have.  But for some reason, as a little
tyke charged with memorizing the 23rd Psalm, I ALWAYS ALWAYS mixed up
that line.  

I don't know why, but to this day, I have to stop and think heavily about
the order in which those words come.

I guess you could say that there's a bad block in my brain.....8^)


'Saw


179.53BIGQ::MCKAYFri Sep 23 1994 20:003
    I'll take Pitt to whip Seattle
    
    Jimbo
179.54week 4 STRATA::GARRYDallas Cowboys shooting for 3-peatSat Sep 24 1994 01:1942
Heres the picks for this week.


STRATA::GARRY           Minnesota -3.5
TRIBE::HUBER            Cleveland -2
METSNY::FRANCUS         Buffalo -8
SUBPAC::WHITEHAIR       Cleveland -2
FRETZ::HEISER           Buffalo -8
PTOVAX::SCHRAMM         Patriots +3.5, Pittsburgh even
SSDEVO::WOESTEHOFF      Pittsburgh even
ONOFRE::MAY_BR        
KYDSO1::LAZARUS        
PTOVAX::JACOB           Miami +3.5
BIGQ::MCKAY             Pittsburgh even
CNTROL::CHILDS          S.F. -15
WMOIS::CHAPALONIS_M     G.B. -6.5
BIGQ::WEST              Indy +2
HANNAH::ASHE            G.B. -6.5
FXTROT::ALLEMANG        K.C. -14
AD::HEATH               Miami +3.5
GRANPA::DFAUST          Denver +8
SNAX::ERICKSON          Atlanta -1
SHARE::DERRY            Indy +2
WMOIS::FASSETT_E        Miami +3.5
OURGNG::RIGGEN         
WMOIS::COLLINS_M        Miami +3.5
TOOK::HALPIN            K.C. -14
SPIKED::SWEENEY         Seattle even
TNPUBS::NAZZARO         Cincinnati +8.5
USDEV::TBLANCHARD      
GENRAL::WADE            Detroit -3.5
BSS::MENDEZ            
QUASER::JACKSONTA       Minnesota -3.5, Denver +8
MROA::HEIER_L         
VLNVAX::MBROOKS         Patriots +3.5
MIMS::ROLLINS_R        
PCBUOA::LEFEBVRE        Miami +3.5
AKOCOA::BREEN           Patriots +3.5
CTHQ::MCCULLOUGH        Atlanta -1
SPECXN::BROWN           Pittsburgh even 
 REK                    G.B. -6.5, Cincinnati +8.5, Raiders -3.5, Buffalo -8
179.55ONLY 2 ON TOP STRATA::GARRYDallas Cowboys shooting for 3-peatTue Sep 27 1994 12:4729
After week 4,

4-0
SUBPAC::WHITEHAIR,TNPUBS::NAZZARO

2-0 (need 3 picks next week)
ONOFRE::MAY_BR

3-1
WMOIS::CHAPALONIS_M,PTOVAX::JACOB,SCOMAN::GARRY,SHARE::DERRY,SPECXN::BROWN
WMOIS::FASSETT_E,GRANPA::DFAUST,WMOIS::COLLINS_M,CTHQ::MCCULLOUGH,
BSS::MENDEZ,

2-1 (need 2 picks next week)
OURGNG::RIGGEN,MIMS::ROLLINS_R

2-2
TRIBE::HUBER,HANNAH::ASHE,AD::HEATH,SNAX::ERICKSON,SPIKED::SWEENEY,
VLNVAX::MBROOKS,PCBUOA::LEFEBVRE,AKOCOA::BREEN,METSNY::FRANCUS,PTOVAX::SCHRAMM
KYDSO1::LAZARUS,FXTROT::ALLEMANG,REK,BIGQ::MCKAY


1-2 (need 2 picks next week)
USDEV::TBLANCHARD

ELIMINATED (3 losses)
MKFSA::LONG,HBAHBA::HAAS,MSBCS::BRYDIE,ODIXIE::ZOGRAN,PCBUOA::MACDONALD_M
FRETZ::HEISER,SSDEVO::WOESTEHOFF,CNTROL::CHILDS,BIGQ::WEST,TOOK::HALPIN
GENRAL::WADE,QUASER::JACKSONTA
179.56Taaa...Ta Taaaa, Ta Ta Taaaa Ta Taaaa TaSUBPAC::WHITEHAIRINDIANS CAVS BROWNSTue Sep 27 1994 13:518
    
    	Yes.....Thank you all.....I know your all envious of me......
    	I'm the best!  Yes I am!  Nazzaro......you will go down this
    	week and I will be the only one on top.  I'll have to go out
    	and get myself a trophy or sompen.
    
    		The Man On Top
    
179.57MKFSA::LONGStrive for five!Tue Sep 27 1994 13:549
    What will happen next...
    
    Hal tied for the lead in the KOH and the Brownies atop the AFC Central.
    
    Is there no justice in the world!?
    
    
    
    billl
179.58Always humbleTNPUBS::NAZZAROWill edit for foodTue Sep 27 1994 14:168
    I just have one short phrase to say, which encapsulates the matter in a
    most tidy fashion:
    
                 	"I AM THE GREATEST!!!!!"
    
    Thank you very much.
    
    NAZZ
179.59Tough cookiesSHARE::DERRYColor me impressed...Tue Sep 27 1994 14:173
    If I didn't change my pick (from San Diego to Indy) I'd still be up 
    there too.  That's what I get for pickin' the same team as Westy.
    
179.60WMOIS::CHAPALONIS_MWhat a terrible year 1918 Tue Sep 27 1994 14:188
    
    
        Hal and the Brownies?
    
       They'll both fall on their respective faces, like usual!
    
    
    Chap
179.61I forgot to add RIGGEN's last nite Denver pickSTRATA::GARRYDallas Cowboys shooting for 3-peatTue Sep 27 1994 14:3629
After week 4,

4-0
SUBPAC::WHITEHAIR,TNPUBS::NAZZARO

2-0 (need 3 picks next week)
ONOFRE::MAY_BR

3-1
WMOIS::CHAPALONIS_M,PTOVAX::JACOB,SCOMAN::GARRY,SHARE::DERRY,SPECXN::BROWN
WMOIS::FASSETT_E,GRANPA::DFAUST,WMOIS::COLLINS_M,CTHQ::MCCULLOUGH,
BSS::MENDEZ,OURGNG::RIGGEN

2-1 (need 2 picks next week)
MIMS::ROLLINS_R

2-2
TRIBE::HUBER,HANNAH::ASHE,AD::HEATH,SNAX::ERICKSON,SPIKED::SWEENEY,
VLNVAX::MBROOKS,PCBUOA::LEFEBVRE,AKOCOA::BREEN,METSNY::FRANCUS,PTOVAX::SCHRAMM
KYDSO1::LAZARUS,FXTROT::ALLEMANG,REK,BIGQ::MCKAY


1-2 (need 2 picks next week)
USDEV::TBLANCHARD

ELIMINATED (3 losses)
MKFSA::LONG,HBAHBA::HAAS,MSBCS::BRYDIE,ODIXIE::ZOGRAN,PCBUOA::MACDONALD_M
FRETZ::HEISER,SSDEVO::WOESTEHOFF,CNTROL::CHILDS,BIGQ::WEST,TOOK::HALPIN
GENRAL::WADE,QUASER::JACKSONTA
179.62I'll bury it somewhereGENRAL::WADEFearTheGovernmentWhoFearsYourGunsTue Sep 27 1994 14:445
    
    	I've got the crown and none of you wannabes will ever see
    	it!  HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
    
    Claybone
179.63FRETZ::HEISERGrace changes everythingTue Sep 27 1994 14:541
    Stupid Donks messed me up by 1 point.  
179.64Except for that pile of BrownsSpotSPIKED::SWEENEYTom Sweeney in OGOTue Sep 27 1994 15:028
>    		The Man On Top

	Give Hal a little leeway boys.  It's the first time he's been on top
of anything.  His brain is being fried by altitude sickness.....

	God help us all,

	zamboni
179.65Well Done for this year!!!BIGQ::WESTTue Sep 27 1994 15:5610
    
    179.59  Karen the pick looked great Friday afternoon.....
    
    can't help it, I went against Happy Hals team.....he's the best!!
    
    maybe you should call Doug and get a pick from him......but you
    
    know what that would be...Dallas......have a great one, I'm done!
    
    /Westy
179.66here a comma, there a commaMKFSA::LONGStrive for five!Tue Sep 27 1994 16:5612
    Funny what a little punctuation can do to a sentence...
    
    "Karen, the pick looked great Friday afternoon..."
    	could turn into...
    
    "Karen, the pick, looked great Friday afternoon..."
    
    Sorry, Karen, I couldn't resist.  It must be something in the water
    here in NIO.  
    
    
    billl
179.67New Weekly Pool NOte - Use kp725022::BREENWed Sep 28 1994 19:4311
    I sent mail to koh contestants inviting them to enter ttom and my
    weekly pool.
    
    kp7 will add the new pool entry to your notebook.  If you are in the
    koh you should be a member of the conference.  See (or mail) TTom if
    snafu there.
    
    We are somewhat limited on number of members and we are starting with
    this list.  We can add though, especially regular noters here.
    
    billte
179.68new contest now public25022::BREENThu Sep 29 1994 15:156
    We made the conference (hbahba::pool_94) public.
    
    Intention is for regular sprots folks to show pro-picking prowess (say
    that fast )
    
    But, join up and have fun.
179.70SHARE::DERRYColor me impressed...Fri Sep 30 1994 08:462
    Hey!  Cleveland ain't my pick, it's REKs.  C'mon Tom...  ick.
    
179.71STRATA::GARRYDallas Cowboys shooting for 3-peatFri Sep 30 1994 10:4135
Heres the picks for this week.

 
STRATA::GARRY            Chicago +2.5
TRIBE::HUBER             Cleveland -3.5
METSNY::FRANCUS          Buffalo -2.5
SUBPAC::WHITEHAIR        Atlanta -1.5
PTOVAX::SCHRAMM         
ONOFRE::MAY_BR           Minnesota -2.5, Washington +11.5, Giants -1.5
KYDSO1::LAZARUS          Jets +3.5
PTOVAX::JACOB            Giants -1.5
BIGQ::MCKAY            
WMOIS::CHAPALONIS_M      Giants -1.5
HANNAH::ASHE            
FXTROT::ALLEMANG         Minnesota -2.5
AD::HEATH               
GRANPA::DFAUST           Rams +1.5
SNAX::ERICKSON           Giants -1.5
SHARE::DERRY             Atlanta -1.5
WMOIS::FASSETT_E         Detroit -3
OURGNG::RIGGEN         
WMOIS::COLLINS_M         Detroit -3
SPIKED::SWEENEY          Minnesota -2.5
TNPUBS::NAZZARO         
USDEV::TBLANCHARD      
GENRAL::WADE            
BSS::MENDEZ             
VLNVAX::MBROOKS          Washington +11.5 
MIMS::ROLLINS_R        
PCBUOA::LEFEBVRE         Patriots -3
AKOCOA::BREEN            Patriots -3
CTHQ::MCCULLOUGH         Cleveland -3.5
SPECXN::BROWN              
 REK                     Cleveland -3.5
179.72week 5STRATA::GARRYDallas Cowboys shooting for 3-peatSat Oct 01 1994 00:1535
Heres the picks for this week.

 
STRATA::GARRY            Chicago +2.5
TRIBE::HUBER             Cleveland -3.5
METSNY::FRANCUS          Buffalo -2.5
SUBPAC::WHITEHAIR        Atlanta -1.5
PTOVAX::SCHRAMM          Patriots -3
ONOFRE::MAY_BR           Minnesota -2.5, Washington +11.5, Giants -1.5
KYDSO1::LAZARUS          Jets +3.5
PTOVAX::JACOB            Giants -1.5
BIGQ::MCKAY              Philadelphia +9.5
WMOIS::CHAPALONIS_M      Giants -1.5
HANNAH::ASHE            
FXTROT::ALLEMANG         Minnesota -2.5
AD::HEATH                Detroit -3
GRANPA::DFAUST           Rams +1.5
SNAX::ERICKSON           Giants -1.5
SHARE::DERRY             Atlanta -1.5
WMOIS::FASSETT_E         Detroit -3
OURGNG::RIGGEN           Giants -1.5
WMOIS::COLLINS_M         Detroit -3
SPIKED::SWEENEY          Minnesota -2.5
TNPUBS::NAZZARO          Minnesota -2.5
USDEV::TBLANCHARD        Minnesota -2.5, Giants -1.5
GENRAL::WADE            
BSS::MENDEZ              Seattle -2.5
VLNVAX::MBROOKS          Washington +11.5 
MIMS::ROLLINS_R        
PCBUOA::LEFEBVRE         Patriots -3
AKOCOA::BREEN            Patriots -3
CTHQ::MCCULLOUGH         Cleveland -3.5
SPECXN::BROWN            Minnesota -2.5
 REK                     Cleveland -3.5
179.73Since nobody has tonites gameSTRATA::GARRYDallas Cowboys shooting for 3-peatMon Oct 03 1994 11:5224
After week 5,

5-0
SUBPAC::WHITEHAIR
 
4-1
SCOMAN::GARRY,SHARE::DERRY,TNPUBS::NAZZARO,CTHQ::MCCULLOUGH

2-1 (need 3 picks next week)
MIMS::ROLLINS_R

3-2
TRIBE::HUBER,PTOVAX::JACOB,REK,BIGQ::MCKAY,WMOIS::CHAPALONIS_M,GRANPA::DFAUST,
WMOIS::FASSETT_E,OURGNG::RIGGEN,WMOIS::COLLINS_M,BSS::MENDEZ,SPECXN::BROWN

2-2 (need 2 picks next week)
HANNAH::ASHE

ELIMINATED (3 losses)
MKFSA::LONG,HBAHBA::HAAS,MSBCS::BRYDIE,ODIXIE::ZOGRAN,PCBUOA::MACDONALD_M
FRETZ::HEISER,SSDEVO::WOESTEHOFF,CNTROL::CHILDS,BIGQ::WEST,TOOK::HALPIN
GENRAL::WADE,QUASER::JACKSONTA,METSNY::FRANCUS,PTOVAX::SCHRAMM,ONOFRE::MAY_BR,
KYDS01::LAZARUS,FXTROT::ALLEMANG,AD::HEATH,SNAX::ERICKSON,SPIKED::SWEENEY,
USDEZ::TBLANCHARD,VLNVAX::MBROOKS,PCBUOA::LEFEBVRE,AKOCOA::BREEN
179.74I need last night's nfl results25022::BREENMon Oct 03 1994 14:476
    Can anyone post all of yesterday's scores for the new contest?
    
    I'll try to get the results out, asap especially since there may be
    some action for tonights game.
    
    But I didn't get a paper this morining.
179.75#1 I am, I amSUBPAC::WHITEHAIRINDIANS CAVS BROWNSMon Oct 03 1994 15:1310
    
    
    	Kind of lonely up here on the top......NOT!
    
    
    
    
    
    
    	
179.76Perish the thought of Hal winningMETSNY::francusThere is no joy in MudvilleMon Oct 03 1994 15:264
Please, someboday, anybody (even Chappy :-) beat Hal in KOH

The Crazy Met

179.77HANNAH::ASHEI feeel so good...Mon Oct 03 1994 15:461
    Give me the Steelers...
179.78STRATA::GARRYDallas Cowboys shooting for 3-peatTue Oct 04 1994 10:4923
After week 5,

5-0
SUBPAC::WHITEHAIR
 
4-1
SCOMAN::GARRY,SHARE::DERRY,TNPUBS::NAZZARO,CTHQ::MCCULLOUGH

2-1 (need 3 picks next week)
MIMS::ROLLINS_R

3-2
TRIBE::HUBER,PTOVAX::JACOB,REK,BIGQ::MCKAY,WMOIS::CHAPALONIS_M,GRANPA::DFAUST,
WMOIS::FASSETT_E,OURGNG::RIGGEN,WMOIS::COLLINS_M,BSS::MENDEZ,SPECXN::BROWN
HANNAH::ASHE


ELIMINATED (3 losses)
MKFSA::LONG,HBAHBA::HAAS,MSBCS::BRYDIE,ODIXIE::ZOGRAN,PCBUOA::MACDONALD_M
FRETZ::HEISER,SSDEVO::WOESTEHOFF,CNTROL::CHILDS,BIGQ::WEST,TOOK::HALPIN
GENRAL::WADE,QUASER::JACKSONTA,METSNY::FRANCUS,PTOVAX::SCHRAMM,ONOFRE::MAY_BR,
KYDS01::LAZARUS,FXTROT::ALLEMANG,AD::HEATH,SNAX::ERICKSON,SPIKED::SWEENEY,
USDEZ::TBLANCHARD,VLNVAX::MBROOKS,PCBUOA::LEFEBVRE,AKOCOA::BREEN
179.79reminderSTRATA::GARRYDallas Cowboys shooting for 3-peatThu Oct 06 1994 17:3522
Heres the picks for this week so far.

 
STRATA::GARRY            Arizona +14
TRIBE::HUBER             Patriots -3
SUBPAC::WHITEHAIR        Raiders +3
PTOVAX::JACOB            
BIGQ::MCKAY              
WMOIS::CHAPALONIS_M      
HANNAH::ASHE            
GRANPA::DFAUST           Arizona +14
SHARE::DERRY             
WMOIS::FASSETT_E         G.B. -7
OURGNG::RIGGEN           Denver +4
WMOIS::COLLINS_M         Minnesota +2
TNPUBS::NAZZARO          
BSS::MENDEZ              
MIMS::ROLLINS_R          S.F. -5, Chicago -3.5, Jets -4
CTHQ::MCCULLOUGH         S.D. pick
SPECXN::BROWN            
 REK                     T.B. +6.5
179.80BIGQ::MCKAYThu Oct 06 1994 17:465
    Let it be known that someone must have hacked their way into
    Tom Garry's account.  He lives and breathes Dallas, yet his pick
    is Arizona??????
    
    Jimbo
179.81Using my head, not my heartOLD1S::CADZILLA2How Unkind, Arrested for flying while blindThu Oct 06 1994 18:288
    
    
    Hm  must be me.. Damn right... I don't think they will win by 14, but they
    will win. Dallas has always sucked when it comes to beating the spread. 
    I stopped losing money on the spread years ago.
    
    
    Cadzilla2
179.82FRETZ::HEISERGrace changes everythingThu Oct 06 1994 19:281
    They won't even win if Emmitt doesn't play.  They 0-fer without him.
179.83Time to change that too!ELMAGO::BENBACANo QUANTUM leap for Albuquerque!Fri Oct 07 1994 13:156
     Well then its time to change that statistic too. Last year they
    couldn't get to the SB because they started out 0-2. The year before
    they couldn't get to the SB because they had the  leading Rusher and no
    team had ever been to the SB let alone win the SB with the leagues 
    leading rusher. So why not start a new thing by winning without Emmitt. 
    At least this once anyway  :-)
179.84FRETZ::HEISERGrace changes everythingFri Oct 07 1994 15:152
179.85gave <100 against redskinsOLD1S::CADZILLA2How Unkind, Arrested for flying while blindFri Oct 07 1994 15:402
    
     Dallas has the #1 d in the league. Cards are second as of this week.
179.86all picks are inSTRATA::GARRYDallas Cowboys shooting for 3-peatSat Oct 08 1994 00:2022
Heres the picks for this week.

 
STRATA::GARRY            Arizona +14
TRIBE::HUBER             Patriots -3
SUBPAC::WHITEHAIR        Raiders +3
PTOVAX::JACOB            K.C. even
BIGQ::MCKAY              Miami +3
WMOIS::CHAPALONIS_M      Raiders +3
HANNAH::ASHE             S.F. -5
GRANPA::DFAUST           Arizona +14
SHARE::DERRY             Washington +13.5
WMOIS::FASSETT_E         G.B. -7
OURGNG::RIGGEN           Denver +4
WMOIS::COLLINS_M         Minnesota +2
TNPUBS::NAZZARO          Arizona +14
BSS::MENDEZ              K.C. pick
MIMS::ROLLINS_R          S.F. -5, Chicago -3.5, Jets -4
CTHQ::MCCULLOUGH         S.D. pick
SPECXN::BROWN            Arizona +14
 REK                     T.B. +6.5
179.87The Chargers are FLUKES and Montana is washed up!!!!PTOS02::JACOBRShe likes Andy, She likes Elvis.....Mon Oct 10 1994 19:586
    Gonzo!!!
    
    (8^(*
    
    JaKe
    
179.88Hal still rolling alongSTRATA::GARRYDallas Cowboys shooting for 3-peatTue Oct 11 1994 10:4726
After week 6,

6-0
SUBPAC::WHITEHAIR
 
5-1
SHARE::DERRY,CTHQ::MCCULLOUGH,MIMS::ROLLINS_R
  

4-2
SCOMAN::GARRY,WMOIS::CHAPALONIS_M,OURGNG::RIGGEN,HANNAH::ASHE,TNPUBS::NAZZARO
WMOIS::COLLINS_M

3-2(need 2 picks this week)
WMOIS::FASSET_E


ELIMINATED (3 losses)
MKFSA::LONG,HBAHBA::HAAS,MSBCS::BRYDIE,ODIXIE::ZOGRAN,PCBUOA::MACDONALD_M
FRETZ::HEISER,SSDEVO::WOESTEHOFF,CNTROL::CHILDS,BIGQ::WEST,TOOK::HALPIN
GENRAL::WADE,QUASER::JACKSONTA,METSNY::FRANCUS,PTOVAX::SCHRAMM,ONOFRE::MAY_BR,
KYDS01::LAZARUS,FXTROT::ALLEMANG,AD::HEATH,SNAX::ERICKSON,SPIKED::SWEENEY,
USDEZ::TBLANCHARD,VLNVAX::MBROOKS,PCBUOA::LEFEBVRE,AKOCOA::BREEN,REK
TRIBE::HUBER,PTOVAX::JACOB,BIGQ::MCKAY,GRANPA::DFAUST,BSS::MENDEZ,SPECXN::BROWN


179.89ROCK::GRONOWSKIThe dream is always the same...Tue Oct 11 1994 14:344
179.90lasted call for ::POOL_94HBAHBA::HAASaustralopithecus westvirginiusTue Oct 11 1994 17:428
179.91On top again.......Thank you very much!...SUBPAC::WHITEHAIRINDIANS CAVS BROWNSWed Oct 12 1994 12:2713
    
    	Yes, if your looking for one winner each week....see me...
    
    		This week.....
    
    
    			TAKE THOSE DAWGS!!!!!!
    
    				ALL THE WAY TO THE BIG GAME....
    
    
    	WOOF!
    
179.92ELMAGO::BENBACANo QUANTUM leap for Albuquerque!Wed Oct 12 1994 13:021
    On top of what?
179.93Actually I don't have a clue :*)AD::HEATHStabler&gt;Grogan&gt;Zolak&gt;Eason&gt;BledsoeWed Oct 12 1994 13:586
    
    
     The way Metcalf was swapping spit with the inbreads in the pound a few
    weeks ago one can only quess.
    
    Jerry
179.94HEY HEY HEYSUBPAC::WHITEHAIRINDIANS CAVS BROWNSWed Oct 12 1994 14:3234
    
    	On top of you and the rest of the bunch.  Look back a few.....
    
    
    
    
    
    		I'M THE KING OF THE HILL
    
    
    I take it that because you had to come up with that smart remark, you
    must already be out of the contest....Aeeeee???
    
    
    	Jerry, you must be talking with Jake the Fake now.....lets get
    	something original....ok.
    
    
    	As I've said before......Its gets lonely when your #1.
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    				N O T
    
    
    
    
    
    		HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
    
179.95nothing to do with #1METSNY::francusThere is no joy in MudvilleWed Oct 12 1994 14:466
> As I've said before......Its gets lonely when your #1.

actually it gets lonely when you are HAL

The Crazy Met

179.96CAMONE::WAYModels caskets for D'Esopo'sWed Oct 12 1994 15:254
I remember seeing a newspaper that said "Dewey Beats Truman".....


Don't count 'em too soon Hal....
179.97So, what will I win...SUBPAC::WHITEHAIRINDIANS CAVS BROWNSWed Oct 12 1994 15:4017
    
    Hey Crazy.......I also see your no longer in the pool....
    
    	another wanabe......
    
    
    		Lonely.........get these women off me!  This is what
    	I have to put up with now........everyone wants part of me.
    
    		I don't have to count anything now........6-0
    
    		Thats zero! zelch...nada...get it.
    
    	Like I said before.....put the house on the Dawgs.
    
    
    
179.98We're not worthySCOONE::MCCULLOUGHHakuna Matata - means no worries...Wed Oct 12 1994 16:203
Yea, everyone else left in KOH is just a pretender.  HAL is king.
Might as well call off the rest of the contest right now.

179.99ROCK::GRONOWSKIThe dream is always the same...Wed Oct 12 1994 18:266
179.100FRETZ::HEISERGrace changes everythingWed Oct 12 1994 18:452
    Kinda like Hal disappears after every Clevescum {insert any mistake by
    the lake team} loss.
179.102STRATA::GARRYDallas Cowboys shooting for 3-peatThu Oct 13 1994 12:5315
Heres the picks for this week.

 
STRATA::GARRY            Rams +2.5
SUBPAC::WHITEHAIR        
WMOIS::CHAPALONIS_M      
HANNAH::ASHE             Patriots +2
SHARE::DERRY             
WMOIS::FASSETT_E         Cleveland -1.5, S.D. -3
OURGNG::RIGGEN           
WMOIS::COLLINS_M         
TNPUBS::NAZZARO          
MIMS::ROLLINS_R          Miami -3.5
CTHQ::MCCULLOUGH         K.C. +1.5
179.103SCOONE::MCCULLOUGHHakuna Matata - means no worries...Thu Oct 13 1994 12:541
Gee, I really expected to HAL picking the Browns...
179.104Earler's #1 AFC DefOLD1S::CADZILLA2How Unkind, Arrested for flying while blindThu Oct 13 1994 13:307
    
    
    He'll wait till friday before making his pick. He loves those browns, but
    does not have the cajones to bet they'll win in the pool.
    
    
    
179.105Just sent it in...this way I can gloat tomorrowSUBPAC::WHITEHAIRINDIANS CAVS BROWNSThu Oct 13 1994 13:436
    
    Yes I do and will this week.  Like I said in the Browns notes file, I
    wasn't confident in those other games, today, I am.  The Browns will
    cover....Why?  Its called defense.  
    
    Hal
179.106Heavy action on the thursday nite game STRATA::GARRYDallas Cowboys shooting for 3-peatThu Oct 13 1994 13:4415
Heres the picks for this week.

 
STRATA::GARRY            Rams +2.5
SUBPAC::WHITEHAIR        Cleveland -1.5
WMOIS::CHAPALONIS_M      Patriots +2
HANNAH::ASHE             Patriots +2
SHARE::DERRY             
WMOIS::FASSETT_E         Cleveland -1.5, S.D. -3
OURGNG::RIGGEN           
WMOIS::COLLINS_M         Houston +1.5
TNPUBS::NAZZARO          
MIMS::ROLLINS_R          Miami -3.5
CTHQ::MCCULLOUGH         K.C. +1.5
179.107SCOONE::MCCULLOUGHHakuna Matata - means no worries...Thu Oct 13 1994 13:505
|   Yes I do and will this week.  Like I said in the Browns notes file, I
|   wasn't confident in those other games, today, I am.  The Browns will
|   cover....Why?  Its called defense.  
 
Hate to say it, but actually HAL I think you're right...
179.108one more pick and its completeSTRATA::GARRYDallas Cowboys shooting for 3-peatThu Oct 13 1994 14:3015
Heres the picks for this week.

 
STRATA::GARRY            Rams +2.5
SUBPAC::WHITEHAIR        Cleveland -1.5
WMOIS::CHAPALONIS_M      Patriots +2
HANNAH::ASHE             Patriots +2
SHARE::DERRY             S.F. -5
WMOIS::FASSETT_E         Cleveland -1.5, S.D. -3
OURGNG::RIGGEN           
WMOIS::COLLINS_M         Houston +1.5
TNPUBS::NAZZARO          Atlanta +5
MIMS::ROLLINS_R          Miami -3.5
CTHQ::MCCULLOUGH         K.C. +1.5
179.109FRETZ::HEISERGrace changes everythingThu Oct 13 1994 14:571
    The BrownSkidMarks aren't playing anybody.  Why wouldn't he pick them?
179.110appears Houston has better D for oneOLD1S::CADZILLA2How Unkind, Arrested for flying while blindThu Oct 13 1994 15:1150
	Lets check the stats with Houston having played the 1st place
    shcedule.
    
   Home Team			Visitor


TEAM_NAME      OILERS         TEAM_NAME      BROWNS        


League off rank 16            17     League off rank 
League def rank 5             15     League def rank 
                          
Conference off rank 8         9      Conference off rank
Conference def rank 1         6      Conference def rank

Season TOTAL_OFF 1600         1595   Season TOTAL OFF 
Season Run OFF   530          503    Season Run Off    
Season Pass OFF  1070         1092   Season PASS Off

week tot off     320          319    week tot off   
week run off     106          100    week run off   
week pas off     214          218    week pas off   

Season TOTAL DEF 1481         1645   Season Total Def
Season RuN DEF   729          515    Season Run DEf 
Season Pass DEF  752          1130   Season Pass Def

week tot def     296          329    week tot def   
week run def     145          103    week run def   
week Pass def    150          227    week Pass def  

Hm Fg Att          *          7      VS Fg Att      
Hm Fg Made         *          6      VS Fg Made     
Hm Punt ave        44         42     VS Punt aver   

O Had InTd         6          8      O Had InTd     
D Pass Intd        6          8      D pass intd    

HM FIRST Made     92          86     VS FIRST Made
HM FIRST Allowed  88          98     VS FIRST Allowed
HM THIRD Made     41.00       28.80  VS THIRD Made  
HM THIRD Allowed  33.30       31.50  VS THIRD Allowed

HM Give->Take      -6         -1     VS Give->Take  
HM Penalty Plus    5          10     VS Penalty Plus
HM Penalty Neg     11         7      VS Penalty Neg 


    
      * data not available
179.111ROCK::GRONOWSKIThe dream is always the same...Thu Oct 13 1994 15:318
179.112Will need the lead for the home stretch...MR1PST::CBULLS::MBROOKSThu Oct 13 1994 15:4623
    Cleveland has the 5th ranked Defense for both Rushing and Passing in
    the AFC, Houston has the 1st ranked passing D and the 14th ranked Rush
    D... In total yards allowed (Defense) Houston is ranked #1, Cleveland
    #6.  But like -1 pointed out WHO CARES... Houston has allowed 123 pts
    to cleveland's 58 over the 5 games, thats 13 pts per week.  Also
    Houston has a -6 Give/Take ratio to cleveland's -1, Houston's 8 fumbles
    leads the AFC.  Houston has 14 sacks to CLevland's 7.  So in terms of
    yardage and individual players Houston has the better defense.. Of
    course Houston had to play Dallas/Buffalo well cleveland got to play
    Arz/NYJ so the pts scored would obviously be more VS Houston...
    
    This will be a BIG game, is Cleveland truley the best team in the 
    Central, doubts are on them with there only loss being to the only
    playoff caliber team theyve played (Pittsburg), now they play the down
    and out Oilers who dont even appear to be a playoff caliber team but
    other then Pitt this is there toughest challange...
    
    Teams true colors come out against challanging opponenets (See the NYG)
    If they beat houston they could possible sweep the next 3 and move to a
    8-1 start before the GRUELING part of there schedule starts.... Will be
    intresting (I think theyll be 6-3 at that point)...
    
    								mab
179.113Next 2 weeks IMJIMBO will be running the KOHSTRATA::GARRYDallas Cowboys shooting for 3-peatThu Oct 13 1994 23:228
    Just letting everyone thats still alive....beginning next week send
    your selections to BIGQ::MCKA......he has agreed to help me out by 
    doing this for the next 2 weeks while I am out on vacation.....
    Remember next wee kto send picks to BIGQ::MCKAY.
    
    
    Thanks,
    Tom
179.114WOW!!!!TNPUBS::NAZZAROWill edit for foodFri Oct 14 1994 13:023
    Digital still allows vacations????
    
    NAZZ
179.115I told ya so...SUBPAC::WHITEHAIRINDIANS CAVS BROWNSFri Oct 14 1994 13:2115
    
    	No buddy knows.........
    
    		How lonely it is on top.........
    
    			but me!
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    		HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
    
179.116CAMONE::WAYSailors, rest your oars...Fri Oct 14 1994 13:448
>    
>    		How lonely it is on top.........
>    

When you're alone on top, Hal, do you use your left hand, or your right hand?

    

179.117Which one do you use???SUBPAC::WHITEHAIRINDIANS CAVS BROWNSFri Oct 14 1994 13:4615
    
    Neither....I let all the ones below do it for me.......like...YOU!
    
    
    
    
    
    
    		HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
    
    
    
    
    
    	Ya got to love it!
179.118CAMONE::WAYSailors, rest your oars...Fri Oct 14 1994 13:4910
>    
>    Neither....I let all the ones below do it for me.......like...YOU!
>    
    
Hey DawgBoneBrain, take a look at the hill -- I wasn't even playing this
year....


It ain't no fun since Paul Mazur left 8^(

179.119And then there were 7BIGQ::MCKAYMon Oct 17 1994 11:4142
Heres the picks for this week.

 
STRATA::GARRY            Rams +2.5			W
SUBPAC::WHITEHAIR        Cleveland -1.5			W
WMOIS::CHAPALONIS_M      Patriots +2			L
HANNAH::ASHE             Patriots +2			L
SHARE::DERRY             S.F. -5			W - easy pick'ns
WMOIS::FASSETT_E         Cleveland -1.5, S.D. -3	W,W
OURGNG::RIGGEN           				?
WMOIS::COLLINS_M         Houston +1.5			L
TNPUBS::NAZZARO          Atlanta +5			L
MIMS::ROLLINS_R          Miami -3.5			L
CTHQ::MCCULLOUGH         K.C. +1.5			Tonight

7-0
SUBPAC::WHITEHAIR
 
6-1
SHARE::DERRY

5-1 with KC tonight
CTHQ::MCCULLOUGH
  
5-2
SCOMAN::GARRY,
MIMS::ROLLINS_R
WMOIS::FASSET_E

4-2 (need 2 picks this week)
OURGNG::RIGGEN

ELIMINATED (3 losses)
MKFSA::LONG,HBAHBA::HAAS,MSBCS::BRYDIE,ODIXIE::ZOGRAN,PCBUOA::MACDONALD_M
FRETZ::HEISER,SSDEVO::WOESTEHOFF,CNTROL::CHILDS,BIGQ::WEST,TOOK::HALPIN
GENRAL::WADE,QUASER::JACKSONTA,METSNY::FRANCUS,PTOVAX::SCHRAMM,ONOFRE::MAY_BR,
KYDS01::LAZARUS,FXTROT::ALLEMANG,AD::HEATH,SNAX::ERICKSON,SPIKED::SWEENEY,
USDEZ::TBLANCHARD,VLNVAX::MBROOKS,PCBUOA::LEFEBVRE,AKOCOA::BREEN,REK
TRIBE::HUBER,PTOVAX::JACOB,BIGQ::MCKAY,GRANPA::DFAUST,BSS::MENDEZ,SPECXN::BROWN
WMOIS::CHAPALONIS_M,HANNAH::ASHE,TNPUBS::NAZZARO,WMOIS::COLLINS_M,

179.12124661::LEFEBVREPCBU Asia/Pacific MarketingMon Oct 17 1994 12:013
    Congrats, KD!
    
    Mark.
179.122HANNAH::ASHEand I'm feeeeelin' strong...Mon Oct 17 1994 13:112
    Go Karen!!!
    
179.123HAL must be stopped!!!SCOONE::MCCULLOUGHHakuna Matata - means no worries...Mon Oct 17 1994 13:404
|SHARE::DERRY             S.F. -5  W - easy pick'ns

Hey, a win's a win - no editorial comments by the 
assistant contest organizer!
179.124BIGQ::MCKAYMon Oct 17 1994 15:544
    Hey I can't help it if it was such a good pick, because San Fran
    slaughtered them!
    
    Jimbo - wearing the keeper of the picks hat
179.125re pool_9425022::BREENWed Oct 19 1994 20:085
             <<< Note 179.101 by SHARE::DERRY "Color me impressed..." >>>
    
      >  What's up with the POOL notesfile?  Can we send our picks in mail?
      
    If worse comes to worse
179.12724661::LEFEBVREPCBU Asia/Pacific MarketingThu Oct 20 1994 13:042
    hahahahahahah!
    
179.128CNTROL::CHILDSDwayne Barry KNOWS!Thu Oct 20 1994 13:047
 all you POOL players don't forget that Packers and Vikings play tonight.
 I'd hate to think people would wait until tomorrow to pick this game
 after the outcome, because Billthe's program doesn't take into account
 timestamps..........

 mike
179.129so farBIGQ::MCKAYThu Oct 20 1994 15:2242
Heres the picks for week 8 and the updated standings.  Don't forget to send
the picks to me.
                
 
STRATA::GARRY            Minnesota -4
SUBPAC::WHITEHAIR        
WMOIS::CHAPALONIS_M      
HANNAH::ASHE             
SHARE::DERRY             
WMOIS::FASSETT_E         New Orleans -3.5
OURGNG::RIGGEN           
WMOIS::COLLINS_M         
TNPUBS::NAZZARO          
MIMS::ROLLINS_R          
CTHQ::MCCULLOUGH         San Diego -6.5

			
7-0
SUBPAC::WHITEHAIR
 
6-1
SHARE::DERRY
CTHQ::MCCULLOUGH
  
5-2
SCOMAN::GARRY,
MIMS::ROLLINS_R
WMOIS::FASSET_E

4-2 (need 2 picks this week)
OURGNG::RIGGEN

ELIMINATED (3 losses)
MKFSA::LONG,HBAHBA::HAAS,MSBCS::BRYDIE,ODIXIE::ZOGRAN,PCBUOA::MACDONALD_M
FRETZ::HEISER,SSDEVO::WOESTEHOFF,CNTROL::CHILDS,BIGQ::WEST,TOOK::HALPIN
GENRAL::WADE,QUASER::JACKSONTA,METSNY::FRANCUS,PTOVAX::SCHRAMM,ONOFRE::MAY_BR,
KYDS01::LAZARUS,FXTROT::ALLEMANG,AD::HEATH,SNAX::ERICKSON,SPIKED::SWEENEY,
USDEZ::TBLANCHARD,VLNVAX::MBROOKS,PCBUOA::LEFEBVRE,AKOCOA::BREEN,REK
TRIBE::HUBER,PTOVAX::JACOB,BIGQ::MCKAY,GRANPA::DFAUST,BSS::MENDEZ,SPECXN::BROWN
WMOIS::CHAPALONIS_M,HANNAH::ASHE,TNPUBS::NAZZARO,WMOIS::COLLINS_M,

179.130HANNAH::ASHEtil the sun comes up over Santa Monica BlvdThu Oct 20 1994 16:242
    I'm toast, I burned up last week...
    
179.132Not that there's anything wrong with that...MKFSA::LONGStrive for five!Thu Oct 20 1994 16:497
    
    >>   <<< Note 179.131 by SHARE::DERRY "Blaze Orange me impressed..." >>>
    >>                                -< (-: >-
    >>
    >>There's a few 3 time losers on that list...  
    
    Not is that considered taunting?????????
179.133WMOIS::CHAPALONIS_MWhat a terrible year 1918 Thu Oct 20 1994 16:546
    
    
       I'm out!!!
    
    
    Friggin Pats!!!!!!!!!!!
179.13524661::LEFEBVREPCBU Asia/Pacific MarketingThu Oct 20 1994 17:023
    Karen, what's up with the Blaze Orange thang?
    
    Mark.
179.137Be vewy qwiet!24661::LEFEBVREPCBU Asia/Pacific MarketingThu Oct 20 1994 17:161
    
179.138Hal takes Cleve, shockwaves flow at HLOBIGQ::MCKAYThu Oct 20 1994 18:3140
Heres the picks for week 8 and the updated standings.  Don't forget to send
the picks to me. I also am using the line in note 29.455 as the line shown.
I assume this is the one your using.  Thanks to Ms. Derry for pointing out
the other 3 time losers!

 
STRATA::GARRY            Minnesota -4.5
SUBPAC::WHITEHAIR        Cleveland -11
SHARE::DERRY             
WMOIS::FASSETT_E         New Orleans -3.5
OURGNG::RIGGEN           
MIMS::ROLLINS_R          
CTHQ::MCCULLOUGH         San Diego -6.5

			
7-0
SUBPAC::WHITEHAIR
 
6-1
SHARE::DERRY
CTHQ::MCCULLOUGH
  
5-2
SCOMAN::GARRY,
MIMS::ROLLINS_R
WMOIS::FASSET_E

4-2 (need 2 picks this week)
OURGNG::RIGGEN

ELIMINATED (3 losses)
MKFSA::LONG,HBAHBA::HAAS,MSBCS::BRYDIE,ODIXIE::ZOGRAN,PCBUOA::MACDONALD_M
FRETZ::HEISER,SSDEVO::WOESTEHOFF,CNTROL::CHILDS,BIGQ::WEST,TOOK::HALPIN
GENRAL::WADE,QUASER::JACKSONTA,METSNY::FRANCUS,PTOVAX::SCHRAMM,ONOFRE::MAY_BR,
KYDS01::LAZARUS,FXTROT::ALLEMANG,AD::HEATH,SNAX::ERICKSON,SPIKED::SWEENEY,
USDEZ::TBLANCHARD,VLNVAX::MBROOKS,PCBUOA::LEFEBVRE,AKOCOA::BREEN,REK
TRIBE::HUBER,PTOVAX::JACOB,BIGQ::MCKAY,GRANPA::DFAUST,BSS::MENDEZ,SPECXN::BROWN
WMOIS::CHAPALONIS_M,HANNAH::ASHE,TNPUBS::NAZZARO,WMOIS::COLLINS_M,

179.13957042::francusThere is no joy in MudvilleThu Oct 20 1994 18:577
> Thanks to Ms. Derry for pointing out the other 3 time losers! 

what a gal! :-)

The Crazy Met

179.140This is why "I" am #1......SUBPAC::WHITEHAIRINDIANS CAVS BROWNSThu Oct 20 1994 19:3510
    
    Hey,  Like I was telling Mike, this is the toughest week to pick so
    far....but, with Jim Brown at the Browns practices all week making
    sure the Browns do not take Cincy lightly and with the fact that the
    Browns did not play well against Cincy in the first game of the season
    and the fact that they play in the Pound, you just have to like the 
    BROWNS this week.
    
    
    		Hal
179.14157042::francusThere is no joy in MudvilleThu Oct 20 1994 19:379
yabbut 11.5 points??? awful lot to be giving up. too much if ya ask
me.

Hey TTom you got any stats for how often a team favored by 10 or more
points covers?

The Crazy Met

179.142YOU CAN'T WIN THEM ALLWMOIS::FASSETT_ENothing beats a Bud MAN!!!Thu Oct 20 1994 20:304
    Hey Chappy,  If you took your RAIDERS last week instead of the
    PATRIOTS!!! you would still be alive in the KOH.
    FAST EDDIE
    
179.143and then there were 5BIGQ::MCKAYFri Oct 21 1994 17:5135
Heres the picks for week 8 and the updated standings.  Riggen had Miami
last week which was a loser and joins the rest of us!  Notice Hal and Karen 
going against each other.  

 
STRATA::GARRY            Minnesota -4.5		The BIG L and elimination.
SUBPAC::WHITEHAIR        Cleveland -11
SHARE::DERRY             Cincy +11		
WMOIS::FASSETT_E         New Orleans -3.5
MIMS::ROLLINS_R          
CTHQ::MCCULLOUGH         San Diego -6.5

			
7-0
SUBPAC::WHITEHAIR
 
6-1
SHARE::DERRY
CTHQ::MCCULLOUGH
  
5-2
MIMS::ROLLINS_R
WMOIS::FASSET_E

ELIMINATED (3 losses)
MKFSA::LONG,HBAHBA::HAAS,MSBCS::BRYDIE,ODIXIE::ZOGRAN,PCBUOA::MACDONALD_M
FRETZ::HEISER,SSDEVO::WOESTEHOFF,CNTROL::CHILDS,BIGQ::WEST,TOOK::HALPIN
GENRAL::WADE,QUASER::JACKSONTA,METSNY::FRANCUS,PTOVAX::SCHRAMM,ONOFRE::MAY_BR,
KYDS01::LAZARUS,FXTROT::ALLEMANG,AD::HEATH,SNAX::ERICKSON,SPIKED::SWEENEY,
USDEZ::TBLANCHARD,VLNVAX::MBROOKS,PCBUOA::LEFEBVRE,AKOCOA::BREEN,REK      
TRIBE::HUBER,PTOVAX::JACOB,BIGQ::MCKAY,GRANPA::DFAUST,BSS::MENDEZ,SPECXN::BROWN
WMOIS::CHAPALONIS_M,HANNAH::ASHE,TNPUBS::NAZZARO,WMOIS::COLLINS_M,
SCOMAN::GARRY,OURGNG::RIGGEN

179.144MKFSA::LONGStrive for five!Fri Oct 21 1994 18:2216
>ELIMINATED (3 losses)
>MKFSA::LONG,HBAHBA::HAAS,MSBCS::BRYDIE,ODIXIE::ZOGRAN,PCBUOA::MACDONALD_M
>FRETZ::HEISER,SSDEVO::WOESTEHOFF,CNTROL::CHILDS,BIGQ::WEST,TOOK::HALPIN
>GENRAL::WADE,QUASER::JACKSONTA,METSNY::FRANCUS,PTOVAX::SCHRAMM,ONOFRE::MAY_BR,
>KYDS01::LAZARUS,FXTROT::ALLEMANG,AD::HEATH,SNAX::ERICKSON,SPIKED::SWEENEY,
>USDEZ::TBLANCHARD,VLNVAX::MBROOKS,PCBUOA::LEFEBVRE,AKOCOA::BREEN,REK      
>TRIBE::HUBER,PTOVAX::JACOB,BIGQ::MCKAY,GRANPA::DFAUST,BSS::MENDEZ,SPECXN::BROWN
>WMOIS::CHAPALONIS_M,HANNAH::ASHE,TNPUBS::NAZZARO,WMOIS::COLLINS_M,
>SCOMAN::GARRY,OURGNG::RIGGEN
    
    At least I'm at the head of 'some' list!
    
    
    billl
    
179.14557045::FRANCUSThere is no joy in MudvilleFri Oct 21 1994 18:394
    Go Karen!!
    
    The Crazy Met
    
179.146ROCK::GRONOWSKIThe dream is always the same...Fri Oct 21 1994 20:2611
179.147SUBPAC::WHITEHAIRINDIANS CAVS BROWNSFri Oct 21 1994 21:0426
    
    	You can say all that.......but.......
    
    
    
    
    
    
    		WHO'S UNDEFEATED?????
    
    
    
    
    
    
    		YES, IT IS I!  The one who knows all!
    
    
    				H A L
    
    
    
    
    
    
    		HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
179.149At least I'm still alive...SCOONE::MCCULLOUGHHakuna Matata - means no worries...Mon Oct 24 1994 14:165
GRRRRR.   Went to the well once too often with San Diego.

Of all th weeks that Denver decided to play better...

=Bob=
179.150WHERES THE PANALTY FLAGS!!!WMOIS::FASSETT_ENothing beats a Bud MAN!!!Mon Oct 24 1994 14:205
    How could I get knocked out by a 103 yard punt return, with each team
    having 15-20 players on the field.
    All in all not bad for my first year.
    good luck to all who remain.
    FAST EDDIE
179.151down to 4BIGQ::MCKAYMon Oct 24 1994 15:5432
Week 8 results and standings.  I'll admit I was chuckling when it 13-10
Cinci.  So serve me up some crow.  Is there anyone in here besides Hal who
doesn't want to see a three game slide by the great one????
 
STRATA::GARRY            Minnesota -4.5		The BIG L
SUBPAC::WHITEHAIR        Cleveland -11		W
SHARE::DERRY             Cincy +11		L	
WMOIS::FASSETT_E         New Orleans -3.5	L
MIMS::ROLLINS_R          
CTHQ::MCCULLOUGH         San Diego -6.5		L

			
8-0
SUBPAC::WHITEHAIR
 
6-2
SHARE::DERRY
CTHQ::MCCULLOUGH
  
5-2 need two picks this week
MIMS::ROLLINS_R

ELIMINATED (3 losses)
MKFSA::LONG,HBAHBA::HAAS,MSBCS::BRYDIE,ODIXIE::ZOGRAN,PCBUOA::MACDONALD_M
FRETZ::HEISER,SSDEVO::WOESTEHOFF,CNTROL::CHILDS,BIGQ::WEST,TOOK::HALPIN
GENRAL::WADE,QUASER::JACKSONTA,METSNY::FRANCUS,PTOVAX::SCHRAMM,ONOFRE::MAY_BR,
KYDS01::LAZARUS,FXTROT::ALLEMANG,AD::HEATH,SNAX::ERICKSON,SPIKED::SWEENEY,
USDEZ::TBLANCHARD,VLNVAX::MBROOKS,PCBUOA::LEFEBVRE,AKOCOA::BREEN,REK
TRIBE::HUBER,PTOVAX::JACOB,BIGQ::MCKAY,GRANPA::DFAUST,BSS::MENDEZ,SPECXN::BROWN
WMOIS::CHAPALONIS_M,HANNAH::ASHE,TNPUBS::NAZZARO,WMOIS::COLLINS_M,
SCOMAN::GARRY,OURGNG::RIGGEN,WMOIS::FASSET_E

179.152ROCK::HUBERIndians in '94Mon Oct 24 1994 16:144
    
    So long as he keeps picking Cleveland, I certainly don't... B^)
    
    Joe
179.15357042::francusThere is no joy in MudvilleMon Oct 24 1994 16:438
re: .152

Well as long as Cleveland is favored by enough it shouldn't matter to you.
Unless you have, umm a personal interest in the point spread :-)

The Crazy Met

179.154ROCK::GRONOWSKIThe dream is always the same...Mon Oct 24 1994 17:154
179.155CAMONE::WAYA beach, a book, and a babeMon Oct 24 1994 17:2412
>
>    
>    Hal is a legend and genius.  His professional sports opinion is now THE
>    opinion!
>    

I'm beginning to think everyone around here is on hallugeons(tm)....


'Saw


179.156ROCK::HUBERIndians in '94Mon Oct 24 1994 17:289
    
>Well as long as Cleveland is favored by enough it shouldn't matter to you.
>Unless you have, umm a personal interest in the point spread :-)

    No personal interest - I've just been a Browns fan for long enough that
    no matter what the spread, I'd just as soon they build a 50 point
    lead... B^)
    
    Joe
179.157SUBPAC::WHITEHAIRINDIANS CAVS BROWNSTue Oct 25 1994 12:2721
    
    	
    		Yes I am still
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    			THE KING!
    
179.15857045::FRANCUSThere is no joy in MudvilleTue Oct 25 1994 12:3213
    
    		Yes you are still
    
    
    
    
    
    
    		INSUFFERABLE!
    
    The Crazy Met
    
    
179.159CAMONE::WAYA beach, a book, and a babeTue Oct 25 1994 12:374
TCM,

If Hal's life is so barren that he gets a big jolly out of being KoHFN
(King of the Hill For Now), hey, more power to him......
179.160CNTROL::CHILDSSwimsuit Issue - Sonic YouthTue Oct 25 1994 13:235
 if you guys knew Hal, you'd know that neither statement is true and he's
 in the finest ::Sports tradition yankin' chains.....

 mike
179.161MSBCS::BRYDIEI need somebody to shove!Tue Oct 25 1994 13:283
    
      Hal has earned his bragging rights and hehe really isn't 
     being all that bad about it. Imagine if I had his record...
179.162SCOONE::MCCULLOUGHHakuna Matata - means no worries...Tue Oct 25 1994 13:285
| if you guys knew Hal, you'd know that neither statement is true and he's
| in the finest ::Sports tradition yankin' chains.....

It's working.  I'm so forlorn, I can barely cope.
179.163Incoming!!!!!!!!!! :_)WMOIS::CHAPALONIS_MWhat a terrible year 1918 Tue Oct 25 1994 14:524
    
    
    
        Or if I had his record!!!!!!!!
179.164Letterman +1SOLANA::MAY_BRAin't no cure for the overseed bluesWed Oct 26 1994 02:5539
    
                 - Top Eleven Reasons Why Hal is King-
    
    - Hal is King only because he spends more time on throne than the rest of
    us.
    
    - Hal is the nearest thing we have to the King because he spends his
    days hanging out at BK with Elvis.
    
    - Hal is King because he has the same hairstyle as Don (not /er, Don
    King)
    
    - Hal is King because Walt, a.k.a. Karen Derry has his mind on his/her
    new job, and somehow picked the Bengals lasted week.
    
    - Hal is King because he is Michael Jackson's love child with Lisa
    Marie, and therefore, next in line.
    
    - Hal is King because he's been boffing Elizabeth II while everyone
    else has been all upset about Chuck and Di.
    
    - Hal is King because he's been seen in the Dog Pound kicking the
    members in remberance of REK.
    
    - Hal is King because with the ultimate demise of the Cavaliers, he
    sure ain't gonna spend anytime talking/thinking about them this year,
    so he can spend more time on football.
    
    - Hal is King is proof that there is too much inbreeding in the royal
    family.
    
    - Hal is King because he's kicking everyone else's butt in KOH.
    
    - Hal is King because everyone with 1/2 brain has already left the
    company.
    - 
    
    brews
    
179.165half witHBAHBA::HAASbeen to the mountain topsWed Oct 26 1994 12:486
>    - Hal is King because everyone with 1/2 brain has already left the
>    company.

Part of me agrees with this.

TTom
179.166SUBPAC::WHITEHAIRINDIANS CAVS BROWNSWed Oct 26 1994 13:5067
    
                 - Top Eleven Reasons Why Hal is King-
    
    - Hal is King only because he spends more time on throne than the rest of
    us.
    
>>>>>*I'll have you know, I've been on the throne since day one!
    
    - Hal is the nearest thing we have to the King because he spends his
    days hanging out at BK with Elvis.
    
>>>>>*Never been an Elvis fan.
    
    - Hal is King because he has the same hairstyle as Don (not /er, Don
    King)
    
>>>>>*Hey, I don't have to worry about hair .... style.
    
    - Hal is King because Walt, a.k.a. Karen Derry has his mind on his/her
    new job, and somehow picked the Bengals lasted week.
    
>>>>>*His/her only way of catching me...in her/his mind.
    
    - Hal is King because he is Michael Jackson's love child with Lisa
    Marie, and therefore, next in line.
    
>>>>>*Wait a second here.......
        
    - Hal is King because he's been boffing Elizabeth II while everyone
    else has been all upset about Chuck and Di.
    
>>>>>*If this was true, I'd be rich now...
    
    - Hal is King because he's been seen in the Dog Pound kicking the
    members in remberance of REK.
    
>>>>>*Not true, I would never hurt a fellow dawg.
    
    - Hal is King because with the ultimate demise of the Cavaliers, he
    sure ain't gonna spend anytime talking/thinking about them this year,
    so he can spend more time on football.
    
>>>>>*This is true, but from what I hear.....the Cavs do actually have a 
    fairly good chance of winning the Central this year.
    
    - Hal is King is proof that there is too much inbreeding in the royal
    family.
    
>>>>>*Not from an Ohio Boy, now let go to Main or Vermont or better yet,
    	Pittsburg and this may be true.....Jake????  Care to answer this?
    
    - Hal is King because he's kicking everyone else's butt in KOH.
    
>>>>>*I knew the real truth would come out.
    
    - Hal is King because everyone with 1/2 brain has already left the
    company.
      
>>>>>*You never know though....only time will tell.  I just keep saying
    	I LOVE MY JOB....I LOVE MY JOB.....I LOVE MY JOB.....
    
    
    The real answer to this question is that I am the KING because I am
    a good guesser!
    
    	Hal
    
179.16757042::francusThere is no joy in MudvilleWed Oct 26 1994 14:358
> The real answer to this question is that I am the KING because I am
> a good guesser!

At least you admit that there is no skill involved.

The Crazy Met

179.168I stand corrected; Hal got there with two Atlanta picks25022::BREENGet these mutts away from meWed Oct 26 1994 14:4512
    Hal has taken Clev four of the eight
    
    1 - clev
    2 - atl
    3 - 49ers
    4 - clev
    5 - atl
    6 - raiders
    7 - clev
    8 - clev
    9 - ?
    10 - clev over pats , right
179.169PAAAAAA LLLEEEAAASSEEEMR1PST::CBULLS::MBROOKSWed Oct 26 1994 18:0310
    No offense to anyone but usally I dont find too much in here funny but
    Hal actually thinking and putting his thoughts on record in here about
    the cavs was too much..
    
    Cavs, Central Division Title, whey dont I see these 2 things belonging
    in the same note.. Well Maybe saying, cavs have no shot at the Central
    Division Title would be exceptable..
    
    (The Bulls have a better shot)..
    								mab
179.170ROCK::HUBERIndians in '94Wed Oct 26 1994 18:3424
    
    Heading down the rathole...
    
>    No offense to anyone but usally I dont find too much in here funny but
>    Hal actually thinking and putting his thoughts on record in here about
>    the cavs was too much..
>    
>    Cavs, Central Division Title, whey dont I see these 2 things belonging
>    in the same note.. Well Maybe saying, cavs have no shot at the Central
>    Division Title would be exceptable..
    
    Actually, as unlikely as it seems, it's not out of the realm of
    possibility.  If Daugherty really can play, and play well, the
    Cavs can put a very good team on the floor.  That's a huge if,
    but it's not out of the realm of possiblity - one preseaon mag
    even predicted in (Street & Smith?)
    
>    (The Bulls have a better shot)..
    
    I disagree.  I think the Bulls are likely to finish ahead of the
    Cavs, yes, but I think the Cavs have the higher upside potential
    for the year, and are thus more likely to win the Central Division.
                                                                       
    Joe
179.171MR1PST::CBULLS::MBROOKSWed Oct 26 1994 19:069
    -1 Ok Wait you said you agree the bulls will finish with a better
    record but cavs have a better shot at the central ??? I must be reading
    that wrong, last time I checked both these teams were in the central
    so the above is impossible ?
    
    The Cavs JINX is in, for another year (At least).  They will move then
    likly get at least 1 more key injury towards the end of the season..
    
    								Mike
179.172doesn't sound goodFRETZ::HEISERGrace changes everythingWed Oct 26 1994 19:171
    I wouldn't put too much hope in Daugherty playing again.
179.173He'll figure it out; I have faith...EDWIN::WAUGAMANWed Oct 26 1994 19:2113
>    -1 Ok Wait you said you agree the bulls will finish with a better
>    record but cavs have a better shot at the central ??? I must be reading
>    that wrong, last time I checked both these teams were in the central
>    so the above is impossible ?
    
    MaB-logic cells kicking into overdrive here...
    
    Sorry... ;-)
    
    
    glenn
    
179.174Here's mumbo jumbo to prove Glen's point25022::BREENGet these mutts away from meWed Oct 26 1994 19:349
    What Glenn was saying has to do with Bell curves, standard deviations
    and areas of probability. To nutshell:
    
    	The area of the curve equal to bulls chances for better season
    record is greater than cavs within the default probability.  But if you
    extend the probability limits out by a factor of 3 then the area under
    the curve favors the cavs.
    
    
179.175CAMONE::WAYA beach, a book, and a babeThu Oct 27 1994 11:523
Bill,

I couldn't have said it better myself....8^)
179.176I seem to remember winning the final 4 last year too...SUBPAC::WHITEHAIRINDIANS CAVS BROWNSThu Oct 27 1994 20:234
    
    Who do we send our picks to this week???
    
    The King!
179.178CNTROL::CHILDSSwimsuit Issue - Sonic YouthFri Oct 28 1994 11:092
 he must be cause the Chief isn't back in town yet...........
179.179BIGQ::MCKAYFri Oct 28 1994 12:055
    send them picks to me boys and girls.
    
    bigq::mckay
    
    Jimbo
179.180ROCK::GRONOWSKIThe dream is always the same...Fri Oct 28 1994 13:234
179.181ROCK::GRONOWSKIThe dream is always the same...Fri Oct 28 1994 13:2619
179.182and in replyHBAHBA::HAASbeen to the mountain topsFri Oct 28 1994 13:319
Groaner,

If'n you're gonna vicariously gloat, at least reference the correct note.

I were merely replying to a previous reply and not the author of the
reply so your reply shoulda replied to the correct reply and not replied
to my reply.

TTom
179.183ROCK::GRONOWSKIThe dream is always the same...Fri Oct 28 1994 13:333
179.184yabbut only half wayHBAHBA::HAASbeen to the mountain topsFri Oct 28 1994 13:411
179.185BIGQ::MCKAYFri Oct 28 1994 18:1832
	Week 9 predictions as of now.  Please note problem with Miami line.
Tom can decide which line he gets because 29.472 can't be correct.
 
SUBPAC::WHITEHAIR        Vikings -6.5
SHARE::DERRY             Bills -2.5	
MIMS::ROLLINS_R          Denver - 3, Miami -1.5 (note could be a typo in
						 note 29.472 since game
					         OPENED a pick and now
						 pats are favored by 1.5)
CTHQ::MCCULLOUGH         Vikings -6.5

			
8-0
SUBPAC::WHITEHAIR
 
6-2
SHARE::DERRY
CTHQ::MCCULLOUGH
  
5-2 need two picks this week
MIMS::ROLLINS_R

ELIMINATED (3 losses)
MKFSA::LONG,HBAHBA::HAAS,MSBCS::BRYDIE,ODIXIE::ZOGRAN,PCBUOA::MACDONALD_M
FRETZ::HEISER,SSDEVO::WOESTEHOFF,CNTROL::CHILDS,BIGQ::WEST,TOOK::HALPIN
GENRAL::WADE,QUASER::JACKSONTA,METSNY::FRANCUS,PTOVAX::SCHRAMM,ONOFRE::MAY_BR,
KYDS01::LAZARUS,FXTROT::ALLEMANG,AD::HEATH,SNAX::ERICKSON,SPIKED::SWEENEY,
USDEZ::TBLANCHARD,VLNVAX::MBROOKS,PCBUOA::LEFEBVRE,AKOCOA::BREEN,REK
TRIBE::HUBER,PTOVAX::JACOB,BIGQ::MCKAY,GRANPA::DFAUST,BSS::MENDEZ,SPECXN::BROWN
WMOIS::CHAPALONIS_M,HANNAH::ASHE,TNPUBS::NAZZARO,WMOIS::COLLINS_M,
SCOMAN::GARRY,OURGNG::RIGGEN,WMOIS::FASSET_E

179.186line updated; Pats favoredHBAHBA::HAASbeen to the mountain topsFri Oct 28 1994 18:290
179.187MKFSA::LONGStrive for five!Fri Oct 28 1994 19:111
    c'mon Karen and =bob=!!!!!!
179.188SCOONE::MCCULLOUGHHakuna Matata - means no worries...Fri Oct 28 1994 19:386
|    c'mon Karen and =bob=!!!!!!

I really didn't mean to take the same team as HAL.  I
thought for sure he was going to take the Browns.

=Bob=
179.190SUBPAC::WHITEHAIRINDIANS CAVS BROWNSSat Oct 29 1994 11:5310
    
    Oh no, not scared at all.  Just that I always pick the sure thing.
    It was, however, a close call between Cleveland and the Vikings but
    with the bad game Moon had last week, you can be sure he will pick
    up his game this week in another must win situation.  As far a
    Cleveland goes, the DAWG DEFENSE will take care of Elway and Russell.
    The DAWGS will pull this game out early and it will be a "NO CONTEST".
    
    	The KING!
    
179.191SPIKED::SWEENEYTom Sweeney in OGOMon Oct 31 1994 12:369
>    Cleveland goes, the DAWG DEFENSE will take care of Elway and Russell.
>    The DAWGS will pull this game out early and it will be a "NO CONTEST".

They sure did a good job didn't they Hal?  YIP!

The Brown spots are not back on their choker charter on their way to Cleveland
where's they belong!

zamboni
179.192ROCK::GRONOWSKIThe Donks are a premier NFL team, and they own the DawgsMon Oct 31 1994 13:014
179.193SUBPAC::WHITEHAIRINDIANS CAVS BROWNSTue Nov 01 1994 12:207
    
    Thank you!  Thank you!
    
    
    	The King!
    
    
179.194ROCK::GRONOWSKIThe Donks are a premier NFL team, and they own the DawgsTue Nov 01 1994 15:3726
179.195FRETZ::HEISERGrace changes everythingTue Nov 01 1994 15:482
    It's a good thing Madonna and Alex Trebeck didn't receive any votes. 
    Now we know that this is legitimate!
179.196nothing else needs to be said....SUBPAC::WHITEHAIRINDIANS CAVS BROWNSTue Nov 01 1994 16:096
    
    	Thank you, thank you very much!
    
    	The King!
    
    
179.197ROCK::GRONOWSKIThe Donks are a premier NFL team, and they own the DawgsWed Nov 02 1994 02:038
179.198standings after 9 weeksLUDWIG::GARRYDallas Cowboys shooting for 3-peatThu Nov 03 1994 12:2122
    Updates standings...also I am back so Jimbo is relieved of his
    temporary duties....good job Jimbo
    
9-0
SUBPAC::WHITEHAIR
 
7-2
SHARE::DERRY
CTHQ::MCCULLOUGH
MIMS::ROLLINS_R


ELIMINATED (3 losses)
MKFSA::LONG,HBAHBA::HAAS,MSBCS::BRYDIE,ODIXIE::ZOGRAN,PCBUOA::MACDONALD_M
FRETZ::HEISER,SSDEVO::WOESTEHOFF,CNTROL::CHILDS,BIGQ::WEST,TOOK::HALPIN
GENRAL::WADE,QUASER::JACKSONTA,METSNY::FRANCUS,PTOVAX::SCHRAMM,ONOFRE::MAY_BR,
KYDS01::LAZARUS,FXTROT::ALLEMANG,AD::HEATH,SNAX::ERICKSON,SPIKED::SWEENEY,
USDEZ::TBLANCHARD,VLNVAX::MBROOKS,PCBUOA::LEFEBVRE,AKOCOA::BREEN,REK
TRIBE::HUBER,PTOVAX::JACOB,BIGQ::MCKAY,GRANPA::DFAUST,BSS::MENDEZ,SPECXN::BROWN
WMOIS::CHAPALONIS_M,HANNAH::ASHE,TNPUBS::NAZZARO,WMOIS::COLLINS_M,
SCOMAN::GARRY,OURGNG::RIGGEN,WMOIS::FASSET_E

179.199cain't wait for the noon hog report!MKFSA::LONGStrive for five!Thu Nov 03 1994 13:267
    9-0
    SUBPAC::WHITEHAIR
    
    Hal really is the Les Nessman of ::sprots!
    
    
    billl
179.200KoH SnarfFRETZ::HEISERGrace changes everythingThu Nov 03 1994 14:461
    
179.201The King speaks....SUBPAC::WHITEHAIRINDIANS CAVS BROWNSFri Nov 04 1994 13:166
    
    This is it....the Kings pick has been sent to Mr. Garry.  I won't 
    say who I picked and the reasons why untill all other pretenders have
    picked....
    
    		The King!
179.203THE KING HAS SPOKENSTRATA::GARRYDallas Cowboys shooting for 3-peatFri Nov 04 1994 13:4319
9-0
SUBPAC::WHITEHAIR      Cleveland -4
 
7-2
SHARE::DERRY           Buffalo -2.5
CTHQ::MCCULLOUGH       Philadelphia -6.5
MIMS::ROLLINS_R        Buffalo -2.5


ELIMINATED (3 losses)
MKFSA::LONG,HBAHBA::HAAS,MSBCS::BRYDIE,ODIXIE::ZOGRAN,PCBUOA::MACDONALD_M
FRETZ::HEISER,SSDEVO::WOESTEHOFF,CNTROL::CHILDS,BIGQ::WEST,TOOK::HALPIN
GENRAL::WADE,QUASER::JACKSONTA,METSNY::FRANCUS,PTOVAX::SCHRAMM,ONOFRE::MAY_BR,
KYDS01::LAZARUS,FXTROT::ALLEMANG,AD::HEATH,SNAX::ERICKSON,SPIKED::SWEENEY,
USDEZ::TBLANCHARD,VLNVAX::MBROOKS,PCBUOA::LEFEBVRE,AKOCOA::BREEN,REK
TRIBE::HUBER,PTOVAX::JACOB,BIGQ::MCKAY,GRANPA::DFAUST,BSS::MENDEZ,SPECXN::BROWN
WMOIS::CHAPALONIS_M,HANNAH::ASHE,TNPUBS::NAZZARO,WMOIS::COLLINS_M,
SCOMAN::GARRY,OURGNG::RIGGEN,WMOIS::FASSET_E

179.205SUBPAC::WHITEHAIRINDIANS CAVS BROWNSFri Nov 04 1994 13:5623
    
    	Not predictable just honest about who has the best chances of
    winning.
    
    	With Vinnie out and Marky in, its now a team you can count on.
    
    	With the big Browns defense against the young WR of the Pats,
    look for at least 2 or 3 INT's and about 4 sacks.  
    
    	The Browns will start off big...look for the first Cleveland
    offensive play to be the long bomb on the left side of the field.
    They've done it what.....the last two years in a row???  YES!
    
    	Don't think the Pats can come up big after Bill goes out...if
    anything the Pats will look worse and really appear not to be in 
    the game.....same ole Pats.
    
    	The DAWG POUND will have a big effect on ole Drew and he'll be
    yanked again.
    
    
    	The King!
    
179.206SCOONE::MCCULLOUGHHakuna Matata - means no worries...Fri Nov 04 1994 14:031
Yes, I'm SHOCKED by Hal's pick...
179.207CAMONE::WAYDeath where is thy sting?Fri Nov 04 1994 14:173
Hal picking Cleveland?

Jeez, next thing you know we'll have dogs and cats, living together in sin!
179.208ROCK::GRONOWSKIDawgs RULE, Pats SIP!Mon Nov 07 1994 01:498
179.210ROCK::GRONOWSKIDawgs RULE, Pats SIP!Mon Nov 07 1994 11:046
179.211DOWN TO THE FINAL 2 WITH THE KING STILL PERFECTLUDWIG::GARRYDallas Cowboys shooting for 3-peatMon Nov 07 1994 12:0918
10-0
SUBPAC::WHITEHAIR     
 
8-2
CTHQ::MCCULLOUGH       



ELIMINATED (3 losses)
MKFSA::LONG,HBAHBA::HAAS,MSBCS::BRYDIE,ODIXIE::ZOGRAN,PCBUOA::MACDONALD_M
FRETZ::HEISER,SSDEVO::WOESTEHOFF,CNTROL::CHILDS,BIGQ::WEST,TOOK::HALPIN
GENRAL::WADE,QUASER::JACKSONTA,METSNY::FRANCUS,PTOVAX::SCHRAMM,ONOFRE::MAY_BR,
KYDS01::LAZARUS,FXTROT::ALLEMANG,AD::HEATH,SNAX::ERICKSON,SPIKED::SWEENEY,
USDEZ::TBLANCHARD,VLNVAX::MBROOKS,PCBUOA::LEFEBVRE,AKOCOA::BREEN,REK
TRIBE::HUBER,PTOVAX::JACOB,BIGQ::MCKAY,GRANPA::DFAUST,BSS::MENDEZ,SPECXN::BROWN
WMOIS::CHAPALONIS_M,HANNAH::ASHE,TNPUBS::NAZZARO,WMOIS::COLLINS_M,
SCOMAN::GARRY,OURGNG::RIGGEN,WMOIS::FASSET_E,SHARE::DERRY,MIMS::ROLLINS_R

179.212SCOONE::MCCULLOUGHHakuna Matata - means no worries...Mon Nov 07 1994 12:272
Ohhhh, da pressure is getting to me.   I dunno if I cain
take it...
179.213GENRAL::WADEFearTheGovernmentWhoFearsYourGunsMon Nov 07 1994 13:185
    
    	Who is this imposter of a King?  I ain't giving up the crown
    	til it's over.  C'mon Bob!
    
    Claybone
179.214SCOONE::MCCULLOUGHHakuna Matata - means no worries...Mon Nov 07 1994 13:596
Ah, the good ol' days when Claybone was king.  No boasting or 
bragging, he bore the crown with dignity and virtue.

I'll do my very best.

=Bob=
179.215FRETZ::HEISERThe BROWNS HAVE AN AWESOME SQUAD THIS YEAR, the PATS SIP!Mon Nov 07 1994 14:011
    We're counting on you Bob!
179.216SCOONE::MCCULLOUGHHakuna Matata - means no worries...Mon Nov 07 1994 14:123
|    We're counting on you Bob!

Thanks.  I'm glad the Cards didn't let me down this weekend!
179.217WMOIS::CHAPALONIS_MW.Va a nice place to visit but.....Mon Nov 07 1994 14:407
    
    
         Being 10-0 wouldn't it be a choke job of major proportions if'n
    he lost?
    
    
    Chap
179.218Right Bob, the pressure's on Hal25022::BREENMon Nov 07 1994 17:151
    
179.219*825022::BREENMon Nov 07 1994 20:161
    Logjam in this weeks pool:   all the masters are fighting it out
179.220SCOONE::MCCULLOUGHHakuna Matata - means no worries...Wed Nov 09 1994 14:014
OK, since there are slight differences, we should use the
line posted by TTom for thised week's KOH, right?

=Bob=
179.221LUDWIG::GARRYDallas Cowboys shooting for 3-peatWed Nov 09 1994 15:561
    Yes your correct.
179.222THE KINGS PICKSUBPAC::WHITEHAIRINDIANS CAVS BROWNSWed Nov 09 1994 16:1817
    
    	This week there are only two sure picks.......and neither lines
    	show a difference in the spread.  My two picks are also home teams.
    
    	Who are they???
    
    	I won't let you know untill Friday when I pick the winner...again!
    
    
    	Also, I honestly think we should start a new note.....
    
    		The KINGS PICKS....
    
    		any comment?
    
    
    		The King...
179.223SCOONE::MCCULLOUGHHakuna Matata - means no worries...Wed Nov 09 1994 16:203
|		The King...

Sir, you clearly show me very little respect.
179.224I got to study hard and keep you from the possible doubleCNTROL::CHILDSSwimsuit Issue - Sonic YouthWed Nov 09 1994 16:266
 Only if it comes with a automatic next/unseen button, King.............

 ;^)

 mike
179.225FRETZ::HEISERGrace changes everythingWed Nov 09 1994 16:331
    WE'RE NOT WORTHY!!        WE'RE NOT WORTHY!!
179.226ROCK::GRONOWSKIDawgs RULE, Pats SIP!Wed Nov 09 1994 16:525
179.227and I hid the crownGENRAL::WADEElection 94: A National BelchWed Nov 09 1994 16:565
    
    	No I'm not, I'm sittin' right here at my terminal in CXO
    	land.
    
    Claybone
179.228FRETZ::HEISERGrace changes everythingWed Nov 09 1994 17:381
    I saw the KING at the 7-11!
179.229CAMONE::WAYThe Devil's to pay!Wed Nov 09 1994 17:481
Till Hal actually WINS it, Claybone is still the one and ONLY KING.
179.230ROCK::GRONOWSKIDawgs RULE, Pats SIP!Wed Nov 09 1994 20:593
179.231THE NEW KING SPEAKS...SUBPAC::WHITEHAIRINDIANS CAVS BROWNSWed Nov 09 1994 21:1713
    
    	Thats all right guys and gals.......proof is comming........
    
    		WINNER - 1993 FINAL FOUR
    		#1 AND UNDEFEATED - 1994 KOH
    		#1 - 1994 POOL
    		
    	Can't a guy get a little respect around here???
    
    
    
    		The NEW KING!
    
179.232SomedaySPIKED::SWEENEYTom Sweeney in OGOThu Nov 10 1994 11:239
    		
>    	Can't a guy get a little respect around here???
    
	
	Sure,

	Soon as he and Groaner stop blowing his horn!  

	zamboni
179.233CAMONE::WAYThe Devil's to pay!Thu Nov 10 1994 11:315
Claybone might be the lame duck King, but he's still the King till Hal
wins, IF Hal wins.

I seem to remember this baseball game in 1986 where one team had it
all but won......
179.23424661::LEFEBVREPCBU Asia/Pacific MarketingThu Nov 10 1994 12:093
    I wouldn't pry that trophy from Claybone's hands just yet.  
    
    Mark.
179.235CAMONE::WAYThe Devil's to pay!Thu Nov 10 1994 12:1512
>    I wouldn't pry that trophy from Claybone's hands just yet.  
>    
>    Mark.

That's right.

Until Hal actually WINS it, Claybone still has the KOH prize.  He retains
possession until someone else wins it and then he has to send it on.....


'Saw

179.236SCOONE::MCCULLOUGHHakuna Matata - means no worries...Thu Nov 10 1994 13:522
Claybone, unless you can give it to me, I suggest that you
NOT part with the coveted award...
179.237Hendu's in town hyping something, I hear25022::BREENThu Nov 10 1994 13:564
    'Saw, you're talking about the 5th game of alc series at California
    when Hendu hit the homerun, right?
    
    bte
179.238CAMONE::WAYThe Devil's to pay!Thu Nov 10 1994 14:108
>                 -< Hendu's in town hyping something, I hear >-
>
>    'Saw, you're talking about the 5th game of alc series at California
>    when Hendu hit the homerun, right?
>    


Well, yes I was......8^)
179.23957045::FRANCUSThere is no joy in MudvilleThu Nov 10 1994 15:319
    Gotta go along with =bob= hand it over only to someone
    worthy of it like =bob=.
    
    re respect: maybe, just maybe, you'll get some when you don't
    disappear when one of the teams you bluster about has gone into
    the tank.
    
    The Crazy Met
    
179.240SCOONE::MCCULLOUGHHakuna Matata - means no worries...Fri Nov 11 1994 13:341
Well, let's see the "king's" pick - mine is in...
179.241ROCK::GRONOWSKIDawgs RULE, Pats SIP!Fri Nov 11 1994 13:554
179.242gettin' down to the finishGENRAL::WADEElection 94: A National BelchFri Nov 11 1994 14:085
    
    	Almost forgot about that (the trophy).  I need Hal's and Bob's
    	mailstops.  Thanks....
    
    Claybone
179.24357042::francusThere is no joy in MudvilleFri Nov 11 1994 14:384
nah all you need is =bob='s mail stop. forgone conclusion.

The Crazy Met

179.244SUBPAC::WHITEHAIRINDIANS CAVS BROWNSFri Nov 11 1994 14:4614
    
    	Ok,
    
    		This weeks pick of the week is.....
    
    
    
    
    			THE RAIDERS 
    
    as they look to Tim Brown once again.....
    
    
    
179.245STRATA::GARRYDallas Cowboys shooting for 3-peatFri Nov 11 1994 14:5718
10-0
THE  K I N G            Raiders -3
 
8-2
CTHQ::MCCULLOUGH        Dolphins -7



ELIMINATED (3 losses)
MKFSA::LONG,HBAHBA::HAAS,MSBCS::BRYDIE,ODIXIE::ZOGRAN,PCBUOA::MACDONALD_M
FRETZ::HEISER,SSDEVO::WOESTEHOFF,CNTROL::CHILDS,BIGQ::WEST,TOOK::HALPIN
GENRAL::WADE,QUASER::JACKSONTA,METSNY::FRANCUS,PTOVAX::SCHRAMM,ONOFRE::MAY_BR,
KYDS01::LAZARUS,FXTROT::ALLEMANG,AD::HEATH,SNAX::ERICKSON,SPIKED::SWEENEY,
USDEZ::TBLANCHARD,VLNVAX::MBROOKS,PCBUOA::LEFEBVRE,AKOCOA::BREEN,REK
TRIBE::HUBER,PTOVAX::JACOB,BIGQ::MCKAY,GRANPA::DFAUST,BSS::MENDEZ,SPECXN::BROWN
WMOIS::CHAPALONIS_M,HANNAH::ASHE,TNPUBS::NAZZARO,WMOIS::COLLINS_M,
SCOMAN::GARRY,OURGNG::RIGGEN,WMOIS::FASSET_E,SHARE::DERRY,MIMS::ROLLINS_R

179.246Kiss of death Hoss!!!!!!!!!!WMOIS::CHAPALONIS_MLets Go HoyasFri Nov 11 1994 15:126
    
    
        Uggggggggghhhhhhh
    
    
        He took the Raiders!!!!  Were doomed Gulliver!!!!!!
179.247SCOONE::MCCULLOUGHHakuna Matata - means no worries...Fri Nov 11 1994 16:0510
Youze guys continue to count me out.  

Hey I don't tout myself, I don't talk trash, I simply
and humbly pursue the elusive, coveted King's quarry.  

If I should be fortunate enough to garner it, I promise
to serve my subjects with the same humility.

=Bob=
OGO1-B/X7
179.248SUBPAC::WHITEHAIRINDIANS CAVS BROWNSFri Nov 11 1994 17:2113
    
    
    	All awards can be sent to 
    
    			THE KING
    			HLO2/3/H7
    
    
    	Thank you,
    
    
    	P.S.  Bob, I'm sorry you feel so intimidated.....NOT!
    
179.249ROCK::GRONOWSKIDawgs RULE, Pats SIP!Sat Nov 12 1994 12:2710
179.250Hail Hal, King of the HillROCK::GRONOWSKIDawgs RULE, Pats SIP!Mon Nov 14 1994 00:284
179.251Oh HAIL!SPIKED::SWEENEYTom Sweeney in OGOMon Nov 14 1994 10:266
Hal is the King!

	Claybone, get that trophy to Hal.  It rightfully be his
now.  Congrats Hal! 

	zamboni
179.252HAL UNDEFEATED KING OF THE HILL!ROCK::GRONOWSKIDawgs RULE, Pats SIP!Mon Nov 14 1994 10:314
179.253Dang - goes with the kind of week I had lasted weekSCOONE::MCCULLOUGHHakuna Matata - means no worries...Mon Nov 14 1994 12:0912
Dang, durn, and darn.

No solice in being #2 - the champeenship trophy 
has eluded me again.

Just wasn't in the cards thised week. Before I made my
selection, I had narrowed it down to four games, and 
every one turned out to be a LOSER.

Sorry fans - gawd I feel like Dean Smif'.

=bob=
179.254GENRAL::WADEElection 94: A National BelchMon Nov 14 1994 12:536
    
    	Technically, Hal ain't king til he's been crowned.  I ain't
    	sending it to him cuz I'm sick of him and Groaner spewing their
    	trash all over this notesfile.
    
    Claybone
179.255ROCK::GRONOWSKIDawgs RULE, Pats SIP!Mon Nov 14 1994 14:258
179.256Hal is the undefeated KOH in 94LUDWIG::GARRYDallas Cowboys shooting for 3-peatMon Nov 14 1994 14:2816
    Good Job Hal................
    
10-0
SUBPAC::WHITEHAIR       


ELIMINATED (3 losses)
MKFSA::LONG,HBAHBA::HAAS,MSBCS::BRYDIE,ODIXIE::ZOGRAN,PCBUOA::MACDONALD_M
FRETZ::HEISER,SSDEVO::WOESTEHOFF,CNTROL::CHILDS,BIGQ::WEST,TOOK::HALPIN
GENRAL::WADE,QUASER::JACKSONTA,METSNY::FRANCUS,PTOVAX::SCHRAMM,ONOFRE::MAY_BR,
KYDS01::LAZARUS,FXTROT::ALLEMANG,AD::HEATH,SNAX::ERICKSON,SPIKED::SWEENEY,
USDEZ::TBLANCHARD,VLNVAX::MBROOKS,PCBUOA::LEFEBVRE,AKOCOA::BREEN,REK
TRIBE::HUBER,PTOVAX::JACOB,BIGQ::MCKAY,GRANPA::DFAUST,BSS::MENDEZ,SPECXN::BROWN
WMOIS::CHAPALONIS_M,HANNAH::ASHE,TNPUBS::NAZZARO,WMOIS::COLLINS_M,
SCOMAN::GARRY,OURGNG::RIGGEN,WMOIS::FASSET_E,SHARE::DERRY,MIMS::ROLLINS_R
CTHQ::MCCULLOUGH
179.257Hell is now freezing over! Film @ 11.MKFSA::LONGLike your freedom? Thank a Vet!Mon Nov 14 1994 15:416
    Congrats, Hal!  Being atop the 'other' list I truely hope you 
    will be humble in victory.  Now if you can only get Groaner to 
    stop kissing your a.....ugh...feet you'll be all set.
    
    
    billl
179.258The KINGS rulesOURGNG::RIGGENNetworks Sales &amp; MarketingMon Nov 14 1994 15:565
No spewing forth the the statement: Has ******* ever won a Championship. 

You must not keep asking about why **** hasn't shown up after a loss. 

Jeff
179.259SCOONE::MCCULLOUGHHakuna Matata - means no worries...Mon Nov 14 1994 19:566
Awwright, Claybone...

As much as I hate to say it, you'ld better pass the 
torch/prize on to HALatosis.  Gawd I hate this.

=Bob=
179.260MSBCS::BRYDIEI need somebody to shove!Mon Nov 14 1994 19:593
    
      =Bob= is right. Hal won the bragging rights and the coveted
       trophy. Let's all be good sports about it.
179.261GENRAL::WADEElection 94: A National BelchMon Nov 14 1994 20:146
    
    	I can't believe this.  You guys MUST be readin' the same
    	crap I am.  I'm not passing it on cuz he doesn't deserve
    	it due to his attitude.
    
    Claybone
179.262PEAKS::WOESTEHOFFMon Nov 14 1994 21:226
  That's it Claybone, don't give up the trophy until they pry yer cold
  dead fingers from the handle.

  Never give up any thing of value in to a BrownSpot fan, never...

     Keith     
179.263PTOS02::JACOBRsnoring thru my lifeTue Nov 15 1994 03:286
    Hope HAL makes a real fast stop whilst walking, cause then Groaner's
    head will be up someone else's a$$, other than it usually being up his
    own.
    
    JaKe
    
179.26457045::FRANCUSThere is no joy in MudvilleTue Nov 15 1994 04:545
    nah Hal deserves that trophy that awaits him; he has richly
    earned it.
    
    The Crazy Met
    
179.265What is the trophy, anyway?MUNDIS::SSHERMANSteve Sherman @MFRTue Nov 15 1994 09:585
As a non-participant, it seems to me that Hal won the trophy fair and
square.  As for the bragging rights Tommy mentioned, he's been taking
travel advances on them for weeks.

Steve
179.266PLEASE RISE, FOR THE KING HAS COMMETHSUBPAC::WHITEHAIRINDIANS CAVS BROWNSTue Nov 15 1994 12:0338
    
    	For he shall rule for ever and ever....
    
    	KING OF KINGS
    
    		No questions about it.  I am the new KING!  I am proud 
    		to accept this award by all my peers.  Especially Paul
    		who has supported me throughout.  Without him, I would
    		have had no support fighting these blood sucking wana-bees.
    
    	Please send all money and awards to:
    
    			THE KING
    			HLO2/3-H7
    
    		BTW:  I really don't believe there is a real trophy anyway.
    		but, if there is, be sure to wipe the dripple off of it
    		before passing the crown over.
    
    
    	Hmmmmm, so I guess if I win the "Pool 94", I can consider myself
    	the TRIPPLE CROWN WINNER?
    
    
    		THE KING OF THE HILL WINNER - UNDEFEATED
    		93-94 FINAL FOUR WINNER
    		
    
    
    		THANK YOU, THANK YOU VERY MUCH!
    
    			YOUR KING
    			   HAL
    
    
    		for ever and ever and ever and ever....
    
    
179.267GENRAL::WADEElection 94: A National BelchTue Nov 15 1994 12:368
    
    	There's a crown alright.  I think Karen sent it to me last year.
    	Karen?
    
    	Anyway, if you mend your evil ways and put in a more *humble*
    	acceptance note, it'll be in the mail pronto.
    
    Claybone
179.268SCOONE::MCCULLOUGHHakuna Matata - means no worries...Tue Nov 15 1994 12:463
|  but, if there is, be sure to wipe the dripple off of it

Dripple?
179.269FRETZ::HEISERGrace changes everythingTue Nov 15 1994 14:548
    Re: crown
    
    There is a crown.  Plenty of them too.  Go into the men's room.  Take
    out one of them white things that are hanging on the stall wall and
    place it on your head.
    
    hope this helps,
    Mike
179.270FOR EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVERSUBPAC::WHITEHAIRINDIANS CAVS BROWNSTue Nov 15 1994 15:046
    
    	dripple.....its the stuff that comes out of your nose when you cry
    for long lengths of time.....
    
    
    	YOUR KING
179.271ROCK::GRONOWSKIDawgs RULE, Pats SIP!Tue Nov 15 1994 16:594
179.27225022::BREENTue Nov 15 1994 17:248
    In the scandal ridden pool-94 Hal picked up a point in his lead with
    a 6-7 week.
    
    but he goes the way the spots go and browns will start missing the
    spread pretty soon.
    
    btw- anyone is welcome to try their luck on a week to week basis.  If
    you're not in we'll register ya.
179.273PTOS02::JACOBRsnoring thru my lifeTue Nov 15 1994 18:279
    
    >>There is a crown.  Plenty of them too.  Go into the men's room.  Take
    >>out one of them white things that are hanging on the stall wall and
    >>place it on your head.
    
    Them are called Cleveland T-Shirts.
    
    JaKe
    
179.27557045::FRANCUSThere is no joy in MudvilleWed Nov 16 1994 09:125
    Hey Karen, HAL is so desperate he'll probably wear anything.
    Guess I need to be in the Far east to note when you do :-)
    
    The Crazy Met
    
179.276SNAX::ERICKSONTime for Vacation...Wed Nov 16 1994 12:283
    Karen,
    
    	I thought you went to Burger King lasted year?
179.277GENRAL::WADEElection 94: A National BelchWed Nov 16 1994 13:165
    
    	So, what'll it be Hal?  You want this thing or not?  Repent
    	your evil ways!
    
    Claybone
179.278AND HE SHALL REIN FOR EVER AND EVER. LET THE REJOICEING BEGIN!SUBPAC::WHITEHAIRINDIANS CAVS BROWNSWed Nov 16 1994 15:0239
    
    	MESSAGE FROM THE KING:
    
    
    		As humble as possible....
    
    
    		I went 10, count them.....TEN straight weeks picking one
    	team a week to win their game by the point spread without a loss.
    	I have put my money where my mouth was each and every week.  I 
    	have won the right to be the King for a year but yet, there are those 
        of you who still will not give me the respect I deserve and demand
    	from you peasants.  Now.....I am receiving threats from the "OLD"
    	King stating that he will not give up his post or the crown unless
    	I repent.  The KING repent???  I think not!  If you wish to wage 
    	war with me, I shall gather up my troops and attack your
    	selfishness with the rath of the KINGS followers.  Yes, they who
    	know right from wrong shall unite against you and your type.  The
    	old king has died and the NEW KING shall live for ever and ever...
    
    
    		ON LIVE THE KING!
    			
    
    	Let the following begin......
    
    		THE KING SPEAKS:  I say to you all, I care not that the
    				  crown be made of paper.  I care not that
    				  your words intend to slice.  I am THE
    				  KING, and as your KING, I shall guard the
    				  crown for one year and gratiously turn it
    				  over to the NEW KING when the time has
    				  come.
    
    
    
    		YOUR KING
    
    			HAL
179.279Go Leroy Hoard!HBAHBA::HAASAnd this am the way it goes.Wed Nov 16 1994 15:056
>      -< AND HE SHALL REIN FOR EVER AND EVER.  LET THE REJOICEING BEGIN! >-
                       ^^^^

Is this more of that leash thang they do in Cleveburgh?

TTom
179.280Or was it, "The clothes have no Emperor"???56953::HALPINWow!!! 45 &amp; 70Wed Nov 16 1994 15:2016
    
    
    
    
    	>...  The KING repent???  I think not!  If you wish to wage 
    	>war with me, I shall gather up my troops and attack your
    	>selfishness with the rath of the KINGS followers. ...
    
    
    		Finally, I understand the meaning of the phrase:
    
    	"The Emperor has no clothes"
    
    JimH :-)
    
    
179.28157045::FRANCUSThere is no joy in MudvilleWed Nov 16 1994 15:336
    re: REIN
    
    So the king is a horse???
    
    The Crazy Met
    
179.282MKFSA::LONGLike your freedom? Thank a Vet!Wed Nov 16 1994 15:581
    I think I'm gonna puke....
179.283GENRAL::WADEElection 94: A National BelchWed Nov 16 1994 15:584
    
    	Say "pretty please" and it's yours.........
    
    Claybone
179.284SCOONE::MCCULLOUGHHakuna Matata - means no worries...Wed Nov 16 1994 18:088
Hmmmm.  The old King doesn't want to give up his crown.

The new King wants the crown, at all costs.

Sounds like we need a duel here - football picks at five paces.  First
to flinch loses.

=Bob=
179.285KINGS CHOICESUBPAC::WHITEHAIRINDIANS CAVS BROWNSFri Nov 18 1994 13:589
    
    	As the Brownie Buggy rolls to Kansas City, you better jump on
    before it gets full.....
    
    		Take the Browns this week with the 4 points although
    	you won't need the points.
    
    	YOUR KING
    		Hal
179.286Excuse me, Your Highness, but...MUNDIS::SSHERMANSteve Sherman @MFRMon Nov 21 1994 11:239
.278:

>    	war with me, I shall gather up my troops and attack your
>    	selfishness with the rath of the KINGS followers.  Yes, they who
                             ^^^^

Isn't that a brand of canned sausage or something like that?

Steve
179.287SUBPAC::WHITEHAIRINDIANS CAVS BROWNSTue Nov 22 1994 14:1334
    
    	THE KING has left his mark but now has been taken to the shed...
    		The shame of it all.....
    
    
    		THE KING calls........WHERE IS MY SUPPORT?
    
    		Will the king die.........????????
    
    
    
    
    
    
    	
    			I THINK NOT!
    
    				THE FIGHT WILL CONTINUE.....
    
    
    
    
    
    	even with the threat of being set hidden.........how sad it has
    become.....Oh King....what shall we do???
    
    .......
    ......
    .....
    ....
    ...
    ..
    .
    
179.288HELIX::MAIEWSKITue Nov 22 1994 14:224
  Now wait a minute. Don't we have to check first to make sure that the new
King isn't married to a divorced American woman? 

  George
179.289Living in SinSPIKED::SWEENEYTom Sweeney in OGOTue Nov 22 1994 14:246
Nah,

	The king just be living with a divorced American woman.  Close but no
cigar.

	zamboni
179.290PTOS01::JACOBRsnoring thru my lifeTue Nov 22 1994 14:2614
    
    >>		THE KING calls........WHERE IS MY SUPPORT?
    
    Hey HAL,
    
    Ya wants support?????
    
    GO to freakin' K-Mart and buy a cheap jockstrap.  That's the only kinda
    support you deserve, and while yer at it, fill the damned thig with
    itching powder before ya puts it on, and add a coupla dashes of
    Tabasco, too!!!
    
    JaKe
    
179.291With some help from my main Thomas J!CAMONE::WAYThe Devil's to pay!Tue Nov 22 1994 14:3055
>    		THE KING calls........WHERE IS MY SUPPORT?
>    
>    		Will the king die.........????????
>    
>    
>    
>    
>    	
>    			I THINK NOT!
>    
>    				THE FIGHT WILL CONTINUE.....
>    
>    
>    	even with the threat of being set hidden.........how sad it has
>    become.....Oh King....what shall we do???
    


The History of the present King of the Hill is a History of repeated
Injuries and Usurpations, all having in direct Object the Establishment
of an absolute Tyranny over this Notesfile.  To prove this, let Facts
be submitted to a candid World.

   He has refused to tender his Request for the Crown.
   He has cluttered the Notesfile with whiney notes about His being King.
   He has copped a Tood filled with Egotistical ravings.

In every stage of these Opressions we have Petitioned for Redress in the 
most humble Terms:  Our repeated Petitions have been answered by only
repeated Injury.  A Prince, whose Character is thus marked by every act
which may define a Tyrant, is unfit to be the Ruler of a free Notesfile.

We, therefore, the Representatives of the SPORTS NOTESFILE, in General
Congress, Assembled, appealing to the Supreme Judge of the World for
the Rectitude of our Intentions, do, in the Name, an by Authority of
the good People of this Notesfile, solemnly Publish and Declare, That 
this Sports Notesfile, is, and of Right ought to be, Free and Independent,
that it is absolved from all Allegiance to the Hal Crown, and that all
political and noting Connection between it and the State of Hal is and 
ought to be totally dissolved; and that as a Free and Independent Notesefile,
we have full Power to levy War, conclude Peace, contract Alliances, establish
Commerce, and to do all other Acts and Things which Independent Notesfiles
may of right do.

And for the support of this declaration, with a firm Reliance on the Protection
of Divine Providence, we mutually pledge to each other our lives, our
fortunes, and our sacred Honor.


				Frank Hancock,
				Moderator


    

179.292(8^)*PTOS01::JACOBRsnoring thru my lifeTue Nov 22 1994 14:324
    Wanna put that in english fer us, Saw???
    
    JaKe
    
179.293BIGQ::MCKAYTue Nov 22 1994 14:334
    With the Groaner not playing Hal's PR Director lately, me thinks
    Hal's latest payment may have bounced. 8*)
    
    Jimbo
179.294CAMONE::WAYThe Devil's to pay!Tue Nov 22 1994 14:3313
>    Wanna put that in english fer us, Saw???
>    
>    JaKe


Jake, I'm SURPRISED at you.

Don't you know what that is from???????

HINT: We put it into American so that we wouldn't HAVE to put it in English
      any more....8^)
    

179.295(8^)*PTOS01::JACOBRsnoring thru my lifeTue Nov 22 1994 14:346
    Oh.
    
    Gesundheit.
    
    JaKe
    
179.296GENRAL::WADEElection 94: A National BelchTue Nov 22 1994 17:295
    
    	Alright already.  Quit yer whinin'.  I'll mail the stupid
    	thing....
    
    Claybone
179.297CAMONE::WAYThe Devil's to pay!Tue Nov 22 1994 18:077
>    	Alright already.  Quit yer whinin'.  I'll mail the stupid
>    	thing....
>    
>    Claybone

Claybone caves....film @ 11

179.298re. Pool_94 - 2 thurs. games this week25022::BREENAnd what of the shaftTue Nov 22 1994 18:254
    Get your picks in early this week.  Mail them to me if you can't get to
    hubba-hubba.
    
    Hal has been caught by Ttom with the pack bunching up.
179.299CAMONE::WAYThe Devil's to pay!Tue Nov 22 1994 18:373
2-10.....

hahhahaha.....
179.300KING SNARFFRETZ::HEISERGrace changes everythingTue Nov 22 1994 18:411
    
179.301PEAKS::WOESTEHOFFTue Nov 22 1994 19:0916
>    >>		THE KING calls........WHERE IS MY SUPPORT?
    
>    Hey HAL,
    
>    Ya wants support?????
    
>    GO to freakin' K-Mart and buy a cheap jockstrap.  That's the only kinda
>    support you deserve, and while yer at it, fill the damned thig with
>    itching powder before ya puts it on, and add a coupla dashes of
>    Tabasco, too!!!
    
 Hey JaKe, r you sure he's anything to support ? 

	Keith
    

179.303SUBPAC::WHITEHAIRINDIANS CAVS BROWNSWed Nov 23 1994 10:078
    
    	ALERT
    
    	WARNING...
    
    	A NEWSCONFERENCE WILL BE HELD AT 12 NOON TODAY BY YOUR KING.....
    
    
179.304MR1PST::CBULLS::MBROOKSWed Nov 23 1994 12:186
    Oh ya I post something nice and then read that he's already got his
    crown...
    
    They'll be no living with him now... Brown's Lose in WC game
    
    								mab
179.305Thanks Hal, I needed some motivation....56953::HALPINThe Browns SIP!!! The Pats are AWESOME!!!!!!Wed Nov 23 1994 12:3412
    
    >	WARNING...
    >
    >	A NEWSCONFERENCE WILL BE HELD AT 12 NOON TODAY BY YOUR KING.....
    
    
    	Thanks for the warning. That settles it, I'm going out for a 
    run at lunchtime....
    
    JimH
    
    
179.306FRETZ::HEISERGrace changes everythingWed Nov 23 1994 13:563
    The King will present at his news conference...
    
    why he went 2-10 last week!!!
179.307ROCK::HUBERThe Broncos are the BEST team in the NFL!Wed Nov 23 1994 14:039
    
    Just for the sake of accuracy...
    
    In the Pool, Hal went 4-10.
    
    I don't know if he went 2-10 somewhere else, but it seems that the Pool
    is what's being referred to...
    
    Joe
179.308HE IS COMMING...SUBPAC::WHITEHAIRINDIANS CAVS BROWNSWed Nov 23 1994 14:55169

	Here we are, 'LIVE', in Hudson MA, as the KING is to arrive shortly
	as he announced he will hold this newsconference.  We are gathered
	here in the Annex of building 2.  There arn't many seats available.
	"This place is packed"!

	As we await the arrival of the KING, the crowd is still packing into
	the conference room.  

	THE DOORS ARE BEING CLOSED...


	
	THE LIGHTS ARE BEING TURNED DOWN...



	The crowd quiets down as they expect the KING to arrive at any moment.

	In the corner of the room are the KINGS TRUMPETTEERS.....

	A SPOTLIGHT SHINES ONTO THE TRUMPETTEERS.....and they begin to play..



		TA DA DA DAT TA DAAAAAAAA!!!



	THE SPOTLIGHT MOVES ACROSS THE ROOM TO THE DOOR AND THE CROWD BEGINS
	TO CHANT.....

		KING HAL....KING HAL....KING HAL....




	THE DOORS SWING OPEN AND SMOKE BELLOWS THROUGH AS A BRIGHT LIGHT
	SHINES FORTH......

	Through the smoke, in runs the KINGS MAIDENS....

	THE CROWD GOES CRAZY......
		A FRINZY HAS BEGUN......

		you have never seen such fine women!!!
		They are thinly clad as the KING likes......
			(Kind of like at the Fuzzy)  8-)

	THE TRUMPETTEERS STILL TRUMPETTING.......

		THE MAIDENS ARE MILKING.......




	      THE KING  THE KING  THE KING  THE KING

	The room begins to shake as the crowd gets even louder...

		KING HAL...KING HAL...KING HAL...




	KING HAL walks through the smoke and the KINGS MAIDENS gather
	around him.......the KINGS MAIDENS begin stoking him with their
	hands.......KING HAL raises his arms into the air and continues
	his walk to the center of the smoke filled room.  The crowd 
	continues to chant...

	KING HAL claps his hands together and the room is filled with
	silence......the KINGS TRUMPETTEERS stop playing......the
	KINGS MAIDENS stop their carressing and kneel infront of him.

	KING HAL smiles as he motions toward the door.......

	


	In walks an oddly shaped pessant (Bowling Pin) holding a pillow
	with the **KOH CROWN** atop it.  As this man goes forward toward
	the KING....It is now easier to tell who this man is......

		IT IS.....



		JAKE......

		The crowd of Sportsnoters (in a low voice) go


		OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO........

		JAKE then gets on one knee and bows his head to KING HAL
		holding the pillow with the KOH CROWN toward the KING...



	KING HAL motions once again toward the door........

		In walks the KINGS JESTOR......his MAIN MAN......

				THE PAULMISTER
				(better known as the growner)

	The PAULMISTER looks down at JAKE and smiles then grabs the CROWN
		to place on KING HALS head.......



	As the CROWN is placed on KING HAL....



	A tremendous THUNDER is heard throghout the Sports World and 
	all Sportsnoters are shaken to their knees is awe...

	KING HAL again raises his arms toward the sky and says.....



	YOUR KING HAS ARRIVED......THE CROWN IS NOW WITH ITS RIGHTFULL 
	OWNER.  THE BLACKNESS THAT ONCE RULED THIS GREAT SPORTSFILE WILL
	NOW BE LIFTED SINCE WE HAVE CONVINCED THE OLD KING OF HIS WRONG
	DOING.  

	LET THIS BE THE BEGINNING OF THE GREATEST RULE OF ALL TIME...

	ON THIS DAY WE WILL BEGIN A NEW NOTE TO COMMEMORATE THE THANKS
	GIVEN TO ME.....YOUR KING.

	THIS NEW NOTE IS TO BE CALLED....




		    T H E   K I N G S   C H O I C E	

	and in this note, the KING will accept questions reguarding which
	teams are to win their respective games so long as a choice is 
	given.  The KING will also keep a tally as to his record which will
	be updated by peassant JAKE.




	The crowd of Sportsnoters begin to cheer again.....

		KING HAL...KING HAL...KING HAL...

	KING HAL is then lifted from the groud by the KINGS MAIDENS and
	the KINGS TRUMPETTEERS begin to play.....and KING HAL is carried
	out the door......


    
                    *     *    *   *    *     *    *   *
             *     *       *  * *  * *  * *  * * *   *  *  *
               *   *  *   oo  oo  oo  oo    * * *  *** **   *
             *   *  *  *  /\  /\  /\  /\  *   *    *    *   *
               ** *  * * /  \/  \/  \/  \   *   *    *
              *  *   *   |   KING HAL   | *  *  *  * *
                         ----------------
                             1 9 9 4
                   THE UNDEFEATED KOH CHAMPION
    
179.309PTOS01::JACOBRsnoring thru my lifeWed Nov 23 1994 15:037
    Ain't the nexted unseen key wonderful when you see the author of a note
    is HAL!!!!
    
    What a self serving idjut you is Faux_King HALpocrit.
    
    JaKe
    
179.310WMOIS::CHAPALONIS_MLets Go HoyasWed Nov 23 1994 15:155
    
    
    re .308
    
    :-)  Rollward
179.311Warning!FXTROT::ALLEMANGWed Nov 23 1994 15:154

There appears to be at least one instance of psilocybin poisoning in
the Hudson MA, area.  Use caution.
179.312PTOS01::JACOBRsnoring thru my lifeWed Nov 23 1994 15:197
    Hey HAL, there would never come a day when I would bow to such a lowly
    creature as you, nor would I be a part to keeping your "record".
    
    What a maroon you is
    
    JaKe
    
179.31357042::francusThere is no joy in MudvilleWed Nov 23 1994 15:374
sorry JaKester, just grin and bear it. .308 was genuinely funny; hey even HAL
can get lucky.

The Crazy Met
179.314BIGQ::MCKAYWed Nov 23 1994 16:023
    Too funny Hal.  The real question is who helped you with it 8*)
    
    Jimbo
179.315CAMONE::WAYThe Devil's to pay!Wed Nov 23 1994 16:551
Man, I never saw anything that weird when I wuz doing drugs!
179.316Hate to see an UNGRACIOUS winner!ODIXIE::ZOGRANOne hand clappingWed Nov 23 1994 16:599
    King Maidens a' stoking?  Oh, I get it, from the song - 
    
    "Stokin to the East, Stokin to West, Stokin with the one.."
    
    OK, fine.
    
    1st chance to shine - Terps or ASU tonight?
    
    UMDan
179.317SUBPAC::WHITEHAIRINDIANS CAVS BROWNSWed Nov 23 1994 17:0110
    
    THE KING wishes everyone a HAPPY THANKSGIVING!!
    
    		Be good to the one you like best!
    
    		  even if it is yourself.....
    
    
    	YOUR KING
    
179.318MSBCS::BRYDIEI need somebody to shove!Wed Nov 23 1994 17:254
    
      I know that I'll sleep better knowing that benevolent
     King Hal is keeping watch over his humble subjects. All
     hail King Hal!
179.319Something to be thankful forMUNDIS::SSHERMANSteve Sherman @MFRFri Nov 25 1994 10:5011
Clay, I would like to offer belated thanks for your magnanimous
gesture (assuming I don't find out 10 notes later that you didn't
mail the crown after all).

This should reduce the strain on the conference significantly.  You
have done The Right Thing.

'Saw, now that you have declared us a republic, does that mean that
every four years we elect a new moderator?

Steve
179.320CAMONE::WAYThe Devil's to pay!Mon Nov 28 1994 11:587
>'Saw, now that you have declared us a republic, does that mean that
>every four years we elect a new moderator?

Nope.

I'm more like the Chief Justice of the Supreme Court -- appointed for life
or until I resign....8^)
179.321nice to see someone from Cleveland has a sense of huorMKFSA::LONGHey N.E., Keep RIGHT except to pass!!!Mon Nov 28 1994 12:437
    re .308
    
    Tooooo funny!  
    
    
    
    billl
179.322p_94 is out, finally25022::BREENAnd what of the shaftMon Nov 28 1994 19:484
    Three tied at 9.  Nazz and Jeff going for the dog, the people's choice
    (Keith) Erickson with San Fran.
    
    No predictions here, I ruined KD's chances last week.
179.324ROCK::GRONOWSKIthe dream is always the same...Tue Nov 29 1994 11:123
179.325A trick?SUBPAC::WHITEHAIRINDIANS CAVS BROWNSTue Nov 29 1994 11:478
    
    	Well, since being out yesterday and finding out today that there
    was no intention of returning the crown in the first place, I will give
    Claybone a short time to reconsider.......
    
    
    	YOUR KING
    
179.326interoffice mailGENRAL::WADEElection 94: A National BelchTue Nov 29 1994 12:565
    
    	Reconsider what?  Can you Cleveland boys read?  I mailed
    	the crown last week.
    
    Claybone
179.327Just like a Donk fan....SUBPAC::WHITEHAIRINDIANS CAVS BROWNSWed Nov 30 1994 13:0810
    
    	Just wanting to let everyone know...because I know everyone is very
    	interested.....
    
    
    
    			I HAVE NOT RECEIVED THE CROWN YET.
    
    	YOUR KING
    
179.328you've been hadGENRAL::WADEElection 94: A National BelchWed Nov 30 1994 15:0422
Hal (and Groaner too),

	My conscience has been bothering me for quite some time.  It's
	been eating at me and I can't stand it any longer.  Here's
	your crown boys!


					^
				       / \
				      /   \
			             /     \
				    /       \
                                   /         \
                                  /           \
                                 /             \
                                /  KING DUNCE   \
				-----------------

	Fits nicely don't it?  Heh heh..........

Claybone
179.329ROCK::GRONOWSKIthe dream is always the same...Wed Nov 30 1994 19:457
179.330ROCK::GRONOWSKIthe dream is always the same...Wed Nov 30 1994 19:455
179.331CAMONE::WAYThe Devil's to pay!Wed Nov 30 1994 19:5215
>    
>    Can anyone tell me who the past king of the hill winners were and for
>    which season.  Thanks.
>    

Karen might know some of them.

I don't remember who ran the contest even.

Clay won it last year, forget who before that, but perhaps SPORTS_91 would
have the results....


'Saw

179.332GENRAL::WADEElection 94: A National BelchWed Nov 30 1994 20:314
    
    	I believe Mr. Story won it the year before me.
    
    Claybone
179.333GENRAL::WADEElection 94: A National BelchWed Nov 30 1994 20:336
    
    Groaner,
    
    	Can you say "a_innocent college prank"?  :^)
    
    Claybone
179.334ROCK::GRONOWSKIthe dream is always the same...Thu Dec 01 1994 12:032
179.335CAMONE::WAYThe Devil's to pay!Thu Dec 01 1994 12:357
>    So what are you saying, you're a coop student?

Nope.

It's a reference to one of the great sports noters of the past, MrT, and
his infamouse 'innocent college prank' that he pulled on us.....

179.336BIGQ::MCKAYThu Dec 01 1994 14:023
    I think REK won it a few years ago
    
    Jimbo
179.337Don't forget Thurs. game25022::BREENReigns, Or so the sages speak.Thu Dec 01 1994 14:443
    Don't forget to get picks in today since there's a game tonight.
    
    Else leave Thursday blank and do the rest by Sunday noon.
179.338SCOONE::MCCULLOUGHHakuna Matata - means no worries...Thu Dec 01 1994 16:5811
Past KOH winners I remember:

	HAL (=Bob= finishes second)
	Claybone (=Bob= out early)	
	Paul Story (=Bob= finishes fourth)
	REK (=Bob= finishes second)

That's all I remember.

=Bob= the Snuffy Smif' of KOH
	
179.339I believe REK was a REPEAT champ...30008::ROBICHAUDCasinoManiaFri Dec 02 1994 16:511
    
179.340ROCK::GRONOWSKIthe dream is always the same...Fri Dec 02 1994 18:114
179.341SCOONE::MCCULLOUGHHakuna Matata - means no worries...Fri Dec 02 1994 19:204
| I need a list of winners with the years they won.

Well exCCCUUUUSSeee me.  I'm so terribly sorry I don't 
have that information for you.
179.342to the archives you goFRETZ::HEISERGrace changes everythingFri Dec 02 1994 20:541
    Well Groaner, thanks for volunteering in the DEC way.
179.343AND I STILL HAVEN'T GOTTEN MY CROWN...SUBPAC::WHITEHAIRINDIANS CAVS BROWNSFri Dec 09 1994 21:4813
    
    		The KING says....
    
    
    
    
    		bet the house on the Browns!
    
    
    
    
    
    		YOUR KING
179.344PTOS01::JACOBRRed Dust and Spanish LaceFri Dec 09 1994 22:268
    
    >>		bet the house on the Browns!
    
    
    And become one of our country's homeless by Monday morning.
    
    JaKe
    
179.345SUBPAC::WHITEHAIRINDIANS CAVS BROWNSFri Jan 06 1995 21:4914
    
    	THE KINGS CHOICE THIS WEEK...
    
    
    
    
    
    			TAKE THE BROWNS 
    				OVER THE
    					pigsturd squeelers
    
    
    		YOUR KING
    			HAL
179.346ROCK::GRONOWSKISTEELERS Best in the AFC CentralSat Jan 07 1995 13:133
179.347PTOS01::JACOBRSTEELERS, 1994 AFC Central Champs!!Sat Jan 07 1995 17:047
    
    >>Hal will be signing autographs after the game.
    
    Just talked to HAL and he's hoping fer a miracle at this point.
    
    JaKe
    
179.348ooopsHBAHBA::HAASdingle lingoSun Jan 08 1995 13:120
179.349Isn't that the way it worksAD::HEATHNew England Patriots 1996 Super Bowl ChampsThu Aug 03 1995 20:128
    
    
    
    
    I was just over in POOL and was wondering....Since Hal won it last year
    isn't it his turn to run KOH this year.
    
    Jerry
179.350THE KING SPEAKSSUBPAC::WHITEHAIRCLEVELAND INDIANS=BATTING POWERFri Aug 04 1995 18:0530
    
    	The King has others run things for him.
    
    	You did suck a good job last year....I now make you the jester of
    	this years KOH.
    
    	BTW....I still have the crown and it has been signed and dated.
    
    	This King will forward to this years winner.....Hey...what am I
    	saying.......Its not over till its over.
    
    		I'M THE KING!!!!!
    
    			KING HAL....
    
    	THE UNDEFEATED KOH KING!
    
    	THE KING OF ALL TIMES....NEVER BEFORE HAS A KING WON ALL GAMES!
    
    		This years pick of the week....
    
    
    			The Browns over the Giants.
    
    		Let the dominence continue!
    
    
    Onward to the Super Bowl.......
    
    
179.351IMBETR::DUPREZThe stars might lie, but the numbers never do...Mon Aug 07 1995 13:254
>    	You did suck a good job last year...

Where are the faux moderators when you need them???  :-)

179.352gotchaHBAHBA::HAASbuggedMon Aug 07 1995 13:376
Still steamin over ABC's decision not to show the Brickyard400 on
Saturday when it actually happened :%(

We can all recognize a_RCASOism when we see it.

TTom
179.353SNAX::ERICKSONWhere is the grass greener?Mon Aug 07 1995 14:009
    
    	How about a new rule change for this years KOH contest? During
    the year you can only pick a team ONCE during the year. This way
    Hal can't pick the Browns to cover the spread twelve times during
    the year. Ex. Week 1 Cleveland -3 over New England. You can't pick
    Cleveland the rest of the year. In fact he might end up picking
    against the Browns during the season. :^).
    
    Ron
179.354one man's NO voteHBAHBA::HAASbuggedMon Aug 07 1995 14:136
No sir I don't like it.

The whole point of the KOH is to play your bestest pick o' the week. It
shouldn't matter which team you pick, when, or how often.

TTom
179.356ROCK::GRONOWSKIThe dream is always the sameTue Aug 08 1995 02:454
179.357OLD1S::CADZILLA2Rocky Mountain IchthyologistTue Aug 29 1995 16:163
    
    
    Who's running the KoH this year?
179.358here's a vote for HalHBAHBA::HAASlifepath perturbanceTue Aug 29 1995 16:255
I think we oughta make Hal run it.

He's got the crown, dontcha know...

TTom
179.360honestAD::HEATHNew England Patriots 1996 Super Bowl ChampsTue Aug 29 1995 19:095
    
    
    Can't do it.  I'd probably botch it up.
    
    Jerry