Conference hbahba::cam_sports

    
    seeing big game's back:
    
     John crybaby Elway
     Wade Boggs
     Andre Aggassi
     Pat Riley
     Curtis Strange
    
    mike

1) I guess you didn't read the note title

2) I know it's a lot to ask for, but could we leave out personal attacks
   against the folks in here?

    
    
    Yeah Mike!!
        1a Boggs
        1b Clemens
        2  Greenwell
        3  Canseco
        4  Macfarlane
        5  Yaz
        6  Teddy Ballboy
        

Sometime I think I could just enter the person's name and picks
for them... :-)

  Don King
  OJ Simpson
  Dennis Erickson
  Deon Sanders
  Tom Osborne

	Keith

RE<<< Note 239.3 by IMBETR::DUPREZ "The stars might lie, but the numbers never do..." >>>

>1) I guess you didn't read the note title
>
>2) I know it's a lot to ask for, but could we leave out personal attacks
>   against the folks in here?

  The sports figures this note talks about are folks. If we leave them out
there will be nothing to discuss.

  George

>>2) I know it's a lot to ask for, but could we leave out personal attacks
>>   against the folks in here?

>  The sports figures this note talks about are folks. If we leave them out
>there will be nothing to discuss.

Sorry, my sentence was ambiguous.  I was specifically referring to attacks
against ::SPORTS folks.  There are plenty of other places to take those kind
of cheap shots.

>    I guess I misunderstood the title before it was changed.

It never was changed, Mike.  The way it is now is the way I entered it.

I have a feeling you saw the first 4 words, and it triggered an instant
reaction... :-)

How can it be anyone other than George Steinbrenner?

Unless it's Marge Schott.

Steve

    Rusty Wallace
    John McEnroe
    The old defensive coach for the oilers(I forget his name)
    Bill Laimbeer (is that mis-spelled?)
    Scottie Pippen
    Bobby Knight
    

>    Rusty Wallace

HA.  That's rich.

    

    I feel you have to break this into two categories:  athletes and 
    non-athletes.  Here are my non-athletic top ten:
    
    1. Marge Schott
    2. Jerry Jones
    3. Dean Smith
    4. Lou Holtz
    5. Thanksdad Gaston
    5. Eddie Andelman
    6. Alan Eagleson
    7. David Falk
    8. Bud Selig
    9. Buddy Ryan
    10. Armand Columbo (Brockton HS football coach)
    
    NAZZ

    Karl (Mail it in) Malone
    
    Sean (the monitor tells me so) McDonough
    
    Whoever is running the ncaa at anytime (I do here the past president is
    writing a book critical of ncaa so maybe he wasn't all bad)
    
    Dean (the sublime) Smith
    
    Harry (if they'll pay for less, then they can have less) Sinden
    
    Tom Lasorda

Just in time:

Michael Jordan.

He still hasn't thrown in the towel.

Firsted, he risks the whole season so he can make 40 million instead of
39. And now that the union has voted for him to shut up, he's threatening
to go to court.

TTom

    Charles (spit on a kid) Barkley!!!!!
    

    The New York Nicks.
    Pick One

    Knicks.
    Sorry

    
    	Nice to see that good ole Christmas cheer in the air......
    
    Claybone

    
    
       Votings early yet Groaner but in 1 category You've got a real big
    lead!!!
    
    
    Chap

  By any chance does the voting follow the same rules as the card game Hearts?

  In that game points are bad. You get points for getting stuck with hearts
and you get a lot for the queen of spades, but if you get all the points that's
"shooting the moon" and you win.

  Could it be that Groner is trying to shoot the moon and win all the points
for most obnoxious noter? If he accomplishes that, then does he win?

  There's a thought to give you a chill on a cold night.

  George

>    i'm play acting to win a SPROT 1995
>    noting award.

I can vouch for this part of it.

It's an indictment of the SPROTS:: noting community in general.  We put so
much emphasis on winning that we all feel like failures if we fail to win an
award.

		YU R ALL TO BLAM!!!!!!

    
    
       Forget it Roland.. Me thinks Mr Brooks owns dat award!!! :-)
    
    
    
    chap

Chappy, I don't want an award.  I'm just trying to show you all what you've
done to po', po' Groaner...

>    Name one other SPROTS noter who ever brought basketball 
>    cards for all at a SPROTS get together.

	Yabbut some folks are such dipsticks that even with
	a raw steak tied around their neckm their own dog
	won't play with them.



	billl

    
      I nominate George Maiewski for the JD Knee Jerk Reaction Award.

      That seems like a knee jerk reaction.

      George

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    Albert(get out of my way or I'll run you over)Belle
    
    
    Tim