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Conference hbahba::cam_sports

Title:Sports 93-96 Archive. No new notes allowed
Notice:Chainsaw's last standSPORTS_97
Moderator:HBAHBA::HAAS
Created:Mon Jan 11 1993
Last Modified:Tue Apr 15 1997
Last Successful Update:Fri Jun 06 1997
Number of topics:302
Total number of notes:117855

199.0. "T H E K I N G S C H O I C E " by SUBPAC::WHITEHAIR (INDIANS CAVS BROWNS) Wed Nov 23 1994 15:03

    
    	This note is reserved for asking questions of the king...
    
    		Be sure to give the King a choice.
    
    	
    		Ya Know.......one banana
    			      two bananas
    
    			      one woman
    			      two woman
    
    
    		he likes two...
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199.1SOLANA::MAY_BRClinton happensWed Nov 23 1994 15:041
    Are you really as clueless as you seem?
199.2PTOS01::JACOBRsnoring thru my lifeWed Nov 23 1994 15:074
    Why are you such an a$$h_le???
    
    JaKe
    
199.3pure entertainmentFRETZ::HEISERGrace changes everythingWed Nov 23 1994 15:092
    I thought his note was kinda funny myself.  Especially considering he
    was 4-10 last week.
199.4PTOS01::JACOBRsnoring thru my lifeWed Nov 23 1994 15:167
    Okay guys, we gots to find a place to discuss a coup to unseat this
    pretender to the throne.
    
    Anybody gots any idears?????
    
    JaKe
    
199.5WMOIS::CHAPALONIS_MLets Go HoyasWed Nov 23 1994 15:1810
    
    
    
        King Hal? 
    
        Who will win Sunday?
    
       The Raiders
          or
       The Steelers
199.6lay back and enjoy itFRETZ::HEISERGrace changes everythingWed Nov 23 1994 15:261
    Jake, take Bobby Knight's advice because you're stuck til next season.
199.7convince meFXTROT::ALLEMANGWed Nov 23 1994 15:2716
199.8B^)ROCK::HUBERThe Broncos are the BEST team in the NFL!Wed Nov 23 1994 15:3818
    
    Hal,
    
    Will JaKe see the light and start cheering for the Browns?
    
    The choices,
    
    1) Yes, somewhere deep down JaKe really does know the Browns to
       be a superior team, and eventually he will let his Ohio ties
       pull him into the full glory of being a Browns fan.
    
    2) No, JaKe's more likely to start seeing the humor in your
       coronation than he is to arise from the bowels of Steeler
       fandom.
    
    Thanks,
    
    Joe
199.9SUBPAC::WHITEHAIRINDIANS CAVS BROWNSWed Nov 23 1994 15:589
    
    	The winner of the Raiders/Squeelers will be the Raiders.....
    			of course!
    
    	With the Raiders playing at home....the Squeelers will travel back
    	on an empty stomach and in 2nd place.
    
    	YOUR KING
    
199.10SUBPAC::WHITEHAIRINDIANS CAVS BROWNSWed Nov 23 1994 16:0424
199.11SOLANA::MAY_BRClinton happensWed Nov 23 1994 16:078
    re AZ-Chi:
    
    While I think the Cards will win, I can't see them winning by more than
    3.  They have too much trouble scoring.  They might win on a last
    minute FG (like they've done all season).  What happens if a game ends
    in a push on the parley?
    
    brews
199.12SUBPAC::WHITEHAIRINDIANS CAVS BROWNSWed Nov 23 1994 16:1116
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	Joe,    
    
    Will JaKe see the light and start cheering for the Browns?
    
    
       Yes, somewhere deep down JaKe really does know the Browns to
       be a superior team, and eventually he will let his Ohio ties
       pull him into the full glory of being a Browns fan.
   
    	Jake is one of those backdoor fans...ya know, he is the one
    you see holding on to the back of Brownie Buggy wearing his roller
    blades.   One day he will put on the orange and brown.
    
    YOUR KING 
   
199.13CNTROL::CHILDSTheresa's Sound WorldWed Nov 23 1994 16:133
 well any parley I ever bet you were HOSED!!!!!!!!!! Got to win them all
 outright........
199.1457042::francusThere is no joy in MudvilleWed Nov 23 1994 16:163
I won a parlay in Vegas (5 games if I remember) so it can happen.

The Crazy Met
199.15I certainly hope notCNTROL::CHILDSTheresa's Sound WorldWed Nov 23 1994 16:176
 King Hal,

	Does the world really need a Black Sabbath tribute album?

 mike
199.1657042::francusThere is no joy in MudvilleWed Nov 23 1994 16:397
Dunce HAL,

what cuts would you put on an an Air Supply greatest hits album? JaKe and
MikeH feel free to help out here.

The Crazy Met
199.1724661::LEFEBVREPCBU Asia/Pacific MarketingWed Nov 23 1994 16:443
    Jake, if you keep NEXT UNSEENing Hal, why do you keep replying?
    
    Mark.
199.18FRETZ::HEISERGrace changes everythingWed Nov 23 1994 16:532
    The best grooves Xxx Xxxxxx ever came up with are the blank LP grooves
    between songs.
199.19CAMONE::WAYThe Devil's to pay!Wed Nov 23 1994 16:561
We already have a junk note -- note 27.*
199.20SUBPAC::WHITEHAIRINDIANS CAVS BROWNSWed Nov 23 1994 16:5811
    
    Re: .15
    
    	Mike,
    		You better ask the old king......
    
                Our NEW world does not!
    
    	YOUR KING
    
    
199.21Parlay rulesFXTROT::ALLEMANGWed Nov 23 1994 17:1314
199.2257042::francusThere is no joy in MudvilleWed Nov 23 1994 17:167
>  Jake The Snake

I wouldn't worry too much; JaKester probably took that as a compliment.

The Crazy Met


199.23ROCK::GRONOWSKIthe dream is always the same...Mon Nov 28 1994 11:343
199.24MKFSA::LONGHey N.E., Keep RIGHT except to pass!!!Mon Nov 28 1994 12:486
    nice picks on that parley, Hal.  Good thing the KOH is over.
    I think you only got one right.
    
    
    
    billl
199.25ROCK::GRONOWSKIthe dream is always the same...Mon Nov 28 1994 13:274
199.26PTOS02::JACOBRsnoring thru my lifeMon Nov 28 1994 18:3020
    
>>    <<< Note 199.25 by ROCK::GRONOWSKI "the dream is always the same..." >>>



>>Hal, when I said "I'll be out next week" would a 3 year old understand the 
>>statement?
    
    Hal_Faux_King:
    
    Would a brainless fool be able to understand that for the lasted 4
    years I have worked second shift and ALWAYS start at 3:30, therefore
    making a "JaKe_watch" completely assinine and idiotic before 1530 on
    Monday, and fer him to make a JaKe_watch in the Brown(spot)s(tm) note
    when I fer sure ain't a fan of the walking turds from Clevescum????
    
    Tell him that turnabout is fair play.
    
    JaKe
    
199.2724661::LEFEBVREPCBU Asia/Pacific MarketingMon Nov 28 1994 18:524
    Jeez, Jake...I coulda sworn you claimed you were next unseening Hal's
    notes.
    
    Mark.
199.28PTOS02::JACOBRsnoring thru my lifeMon Nov 28 1994 18:535
    Nah, sometimes I need something totally ridiculous to read and
    Groaner's fits that need.
    
    JaKe
    
199.29WMOIS::CHAPALONIS_MSTEELERSmyALLTIMEfavoriteTEAMTue Nov 29 1994 10:433
    
    
        Hal you haven't got a clue!!!
199.30GIVE THE CROWN TO ITS RIGHTFULL OWNER...SUBPAC::WHITEHAIRINDIANS CAVS BROWNSTue Nov 29 1994 12:0119
    
    	Ok, on the last three questions......there were no choices so,
    
    			none is picked.
    
    
    	On the "haven't got a clue" statment.....Hey, I admitted that 
    	all I did was guess.
    
    
    
    
    				N O T
    
    	
    	It should also be known that all bets are off till I receive the 
    	crown.  
    
    
199.31GENRAL::WADEElection 94: A National BelchWed Nov 30 1994 15:056
    
    King Hal,
    
    	How could you be so gullible?
    
    Claybone
199.32BIGQ::MCKAYWed Nov 30 1994 15:418
    King please pick the missouri/Purdue winner and the Arizona/Mich
    winner for tonights action.  I don't have the spreads handy but
    please pick against the line.
    
    before crown - couldn't pick a loser
    after crown - O'fer
    
    hmmmmm
199.33before...I was obsessed with the warSUBPAC::WHITEHAIRINDIANS CAVS BROWNSWed Nov 30 1994 17:0116
    
    	Oh yes, Missouri/Purdue.....Arizona/Michigan.....this is
    basketball?  Right...   
    
    	The King says to take Purdue and Arizona.
    
    	The touch is comming back........
    
    	Reasons....Purdue because Missouri is down South and my ex-wife is
    		from down south.
    
    		...Arizona because I used to live in Arizona.
    
    
    	YOUR KING
    
199.34so if I leave AZ I could be King too?!FRETZ::HEISERGrace changes everythingWed Nov 30 1994 17:251
    >    		...Arizona because I used to live in Arizona.
199.35ya gotta root for CleveburghHBAHBA::HAASdingle lingoWed Nov 30 1994 17:330
199.36FRETZ::HEISERGrace changes everythingWed Nov 30 1994 17:351
    Tom, don't be gross, I asked a_serious question.
199.37I figger the odds be 50-50HBAHBA::HAASdingle lingoThu Dec 01 1994 14:516
>    	The King says to take Purdue and Arizona.

Would you believe Missouri and Arizona? Missouri beat Purdue 69-66 and
Arizona drubbed Michigan 78-57.

TTom
199.38;^)CNTROL::CHILDSTheresa's Sound WorldThu Dec 01 1994 15:187
 Hal and IMJIMBO bot go sour at about the same time? Coincidence? Are they
 one in the same or is it the water here in Hudson????????

 I ain't tellin' but I sure am going the opposite way.......

 mike