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Title:Sports 93-96 Archive. No new notes allowed
Notice:Chainsaw's last standSPORTS_97
Moderator:HBAHBA::HAAS
Created:Mon Jan 11 1993
Last Modified:Tue Apr 15 1997
Last Successful Update:Fri Jun 06 1997
Number of topics:302
Total number of notes:117855

158.0. "The dart note" by MKFSA::LONG (6 more months and he's all yours) Wed Feb 09 1994 13:30

	I thought there was already one of these, but I couldn't find it.


	billl
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158.1CAMONE::WAYHorseshoes and hand-grenades, manWed Feb 09 1994 13:5915
Reposting Nazz's note.......

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TNPUBS::NAZZARO "Gentleness overcomes strength"       5 lines   9-FEB-1994 10:39
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    My wife's a bartender, and she was p*ssed lasted night when the darts
    league cancelled because of 2 inches of snow - what wusses!!!  Cost her
    $30 - $40 in tips.  She brought home 12 bucks.  :-(
    
    NAZZ

158.2FORTY2::FOWLERMOld football is rubbishWed Feb 09 1994 14:047
Do you have professional darts in the U.S.? It's pretty big here in the U.K.,
but there never seem to be any Americans in the World Championships. This year
was the first time a non-British player won it (it was a Canadian). This was
probably because there are now two rival World Championships, and most of the
top British players defected to the new one. 

Mike
158.3Damn wires!MKFSA::LONG6 more months and he's all yoursWed Feb 09 1994 14:1017
	She shoulda been working at the Merrimack Legion last night.  We
	had a full load of folks there, spectators and all.

	In fact it got especially busy when one of my team mates scored
	a Ton-80!  For non-spearchuckers that's three darts in the triple-20.
	He immediatly set up the bar.

	After the next team shot, I came up and shot a Ton-40.  Thank God for
	the hammerheads or the dast dart, which hit the wire just above the 
	trip-20, would have been lying on the floor instead of scoring a single.

	What the heck, I set up the bar, too.  

	Twas a good night for your's truly!


	billl
158.4:-0SALEM::DODAStand and deliverWed Feb 09 1994 14:175
I owned one when I was in high school. Had a 225cid slant six in 
it. Great car, couldn't kill the engine. Might still be on the 
road somewhere right now. Sold it with 187k on the clock.

daryll
158.5SWAM2::MASSEY_VIWhere the cherries are wet &amp; hot.Wed Feb 09 1994 14:336
    Okay, is this actually the third note concerning darts?  I keep seeing
    the same notes over and over.
    
    I used to throw darts but I divorced him before I got real good at it.
    
    Gin
158.6MKFSA::LONG6 more months and he's all yoursWed Feb 09 1994 14:575
	"This has been a test of the emergency dart note.  Had this been an
	actual alert the tone you just heard would have been followed by
	instructions of where to go to find the closest dart board."

	Thank you for your patience.
158.7CSTEAM::FARLEYWed Feb 09 1994 16:417
    
    
    	Yabbut, is it a SPORT??????  I think not!
    
    I remain,
    Kev_for_JD_and_TH!
    
158.8ZEKE::SAIAR.I.P. AMA/CCS #235Wed Feb 09 1994 16:4512
    
    Re Nazz. 
    
    If you think the dart league not showing was bad, try it when Larry
    Bird retired. I have been tending Bar in Boston for 7+ years and when
    he retired he cost me 200-300$/week. Bum.
    
    I know how she feels..
    
    Darts can't be a sport, the wood/feather/metal tip do all the work.
    
    
158.9CSTEAM::FARLEYWed Feb 09 1994 17:0012
    
    
    	Yabbut hey -TH,
    
    I heard many years ago the Kevin McHale got into darts as a way to
    sharpen up his Bball shooting.  Know anything about that?  What bar
    did Wawwy hang out in?
    
    I remain,
    thinking MtM should only be allowed to use "soft tipped" darts!
    Kev
    
158.10QUASER::JACKSONTAPay me $32mil to spewWed Feb 09 1994 17:059
      Isn't beer drinking a sport?  Beer drinkin' and darts go together.
    
      I don't think their is acutally a pro-dart league in the states, but
    they do have "open" tournements in each state.  Anyone can join for an
    entry fee, hope you match up with someone good in the draws.
    
      Our spring league started last night.  
    
      Tim
158.118^)CTHQ::LEARYCorporate Telecom Technology SolutionsWed Feb 09 1994 22:2713
    Now here's a mainly sport, darts. Nuttin' like havib' a 
    bunch_a_beer swillin' layabouts tossin' knives at a bullseye.
    HHail, y'all keep one eye closed when tossin' so's you
    only see *one* bullseye yer so pie-eyed...
    
    Why don't ya take up something more macho like badminton.
    
    MikeL
      
    
    
    
    
158.12(8^)*PTOVAX::JACOBWed Feb 09 1994 22:358
    
    >>Why don't ya take up something more macho like badminton.
    
    Cause peoples like you gots all the court time booked up!!!
    
    
    JaKe
    
158.13I like the patriot missiles instead...SALEM::STIGfor all have sinnedThu Feb 10 1994 00:033
    badmiton??? or maybe yard-DARTS...
    
                 stig
158.14CAMONE::WAYHorseshoes and hand-grenades, manThu Feb 10 1994 12:465
I prefer shooting.  It's a bit more expensive though, and it's not a good
idea to be drinkin' beer while you're doing it....


'Saw
158.15supply shops could have a booming repeat businessCSTEAM::FARLEYThu Feb 10 1994 12:5013
    
    
    	Yabbut do ya think it's possible for the guys at Miller Lite to do
    both?  Like combine darts with shooting?  I like the idea of explosive
    tips on da darts!
    
    	Ready...Aim....Toss....BOOM!!!!!!
    
    I remain,
    logically thinking that Commando's might like this idea, especially
    with a blowgun!
    Kev
    
158.16CAMONE::WAYHorseshoes and hand-grenades, manThu Feb 10 1994 13:2112
>    logically thinking that Commando's might like this idea, especially
>    with a blowgun!


About 10 years ago I used to study karate and this guy in my class was
wicked good with a blowgun.  I mean, you'd have thought he was from
the Amazon jungle the way he could hit stuff with it....

Scary.

'Saw    

158.17did she take aim....!?!?!?AIMHI::CORRIGANWed Feb 16 1994 16:0420
    
    I guess you could put this in the "did I get taken?" catagory....
    
    
    Was looking for a nice set of darts for my BIL for X-mas. We were told
    to go look at hammerheads. For a guy who doesn't really throw that
    much, they seemed to be expensive. Then the sales person says, "oh...
    have I got a deal for you...." and pulls out this nice set that went
    for about $50. Now the question.....
    
    I was told that ALL hammerheads had that "spring-loaded" tip. These do
    not. She told me that they were a new model, one of a kind, if you
    will.....
    
    Anyway...did I get hammerheads or did I get taken?!?!
    
    
    Waiting sheepishly.......
    
    Joe
158.18MKFSA::LONG6 more months and he's all yoursWed Feb 16 1994 16:4014
	re hammerhead darts:

	All the hammerhead darts I've seen have a point that slids about
	1/16th of an inch into the body of the dart.  They do not spring
	back.  They must be pulled out and reset.

	The only spring loaded darts I've seen are called Powerpoints.
	These are usually cheaper than Hammerheads.

	If the darts you got did not come in a case with a Hammerhead
	logo, you been took!


	billl
158.19MKFSA::LONGThat's my story and I'm stickin' to it!Fri Mar 25 1994 16:549
	The American Legion New Hampshire state dart tournament is scheduled
	for April 10 in Contoocook.  Registration entries must be recieved by
	April 4.  If you are a Legion member and are interested send me mail
	and I'll get you an application.

	Cost is $10 per two man team.


	billl
158.20CAMONE::WAYValorFri Mar 25 1994 16:5913
>	The American Legion New Hampshire state dart tournament is scheduled
>	for April 10 in Contoocook.  Registration entries must be recieved by
>	April 4.  If you are a Legion member and are interested send me mail
>	and I'll get you an application.

Is this a best-of-7 tournament?  If not, it ain't worth squat.

Does Foreign Legion count?


'Saw


158.21MKFSA::LONGThat's my story and I'm stickin' to it!Fri Mar 25 1994 17:0211
>>Is this a best-of-7 tournament?  If not, it ain't worth squat.

	Actually it's a best two out of three single elimination format.

>>Does Foreign Legion count?

	Yes, I hear they can count, but they can't play in thi here tournament.


	tht,
	billl
158.22CAMONE::WAYValorFri Mar 25 1994 17:4614
>	Actually it's a best two out of three single elimination format.

So, to borrow from Dickens, you could say 

	It was the best of George, it was the worst of George....


>	Yes, I hear they can count, but they can't play in thi here tournament.

Well, that sips through a straw.


'Saw

158.23ReferenceCTHQ::DELUCOYesterday today was a dreamFri Apr 08 1994 17:423
    Use <SELECT> to add JMPOFF::DARTS to your notebook.
    
    	Jim
158.24CSTEAM::FARLEYFri Apr 08 1994 17:4813
    
    
    		Yabbut, with the exception of Mr. Tang, that's a daid
    file!
    
    hth
    
    ;^)
    
    I remain,
    waiting for billl to schedule da ::Sprots dart tourney
    Kev
    
158.25MKFSA::LONGThat's my story and I'm stickin' to it!Fri Apr 08 1994 17:594
	Don't worry Kev. I'll let you know when the dart tourney WAS.


	billl
158.261/22 dart tournamentMKFSA::LONGClose, but no cigar!Thu Jan 19 1995 13:087
    There will be a "luck of the draw" dart tournament at the Merrimack
    American Legion this sunday, jan 22, starting at 1pm. $10 per person.
    
    Send me mail for directions.
    
    
    billl
158.27The CHAMPS!THEMAX::JACKSONSet the drag just right!Thu Jun 27 1996 01:417
        Our dart team took city in the AA division last week!
    
        We took A last season, so 2 seasons in a row!!!
    
        Now we move up to Masters, the top division.
    
        Tim