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143.1 | should *NOT* be in the Junk Note though.... | CSTEAM::FARLEY | Carol's wearing maternity clothes | Thu Nov 11 1993 13:43 | 3 |
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Most Excellent Note 'Saw. Note-of-the-Year, no doubt about it.
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143.2 | | MKFSA::LONG | Help! I've lost my OBL and can't get up! | Thu Nov 11 1993 14:45 | 5 |
| Thanks, Frank.
billl
USAF 72-82
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143.3 | | PATE::MACNEAL | ruck `n' roll | Thu Nov 11 1993 19:39 | 4 |
143.4 | It's gonna be published.... | CAM3::WAY | You can't polish a turd | Thu Nov 11 1993 19:42 | 12 |
143.6 | | CAM3::WAY | You can't polish a turd | Thu Nov 11 1993 19:49 | 10 |
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> Where? In 'Highlights'?
>
No. Not in 'Highlights'. A few years ago they asked me to stop
submitting to them. I guess they didn't like my satires on
Mr. McFeely.....
8^)
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143.7 | | MSBCS::BRYDIE | I need somebody to shove! | Thu Nov 11 1993 19:50 | 2 |
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Seriously though, 'Saw. Where?
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143.8 | | CAM3::WAY | You can't polish a turd | Thu Nov 11 1993 20:00 | 3 |
| A small, military oriented publication.....
'Saw
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143.9 | | PFSVAX::JACOB | I weren't hidden, I were DELETED!! | Thu Nov 11 1993 20:14 | 7 |
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>>A small, military oriented publication.....
Frederick's of Hollywood catalog, eh???
JaKe
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143.10 | Better late than ever | SWAM2::MASSEY_VI | How do you stuff a live turkey? | Thu Nov 11 1993 20:30 | 6 |
| I was gonna say that JaKe!!!
Could be that Tattoo Mag I saw at the base barbar yesterday too.
They have some very interesting articles.
Gin
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143.11 | | GWEN::ASHE | Do you have to let it linger? | Thu Nov 11 1993 20:36 | 2 |
| I thought you were going home to pack...
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143.12 | Sheeeeeeesh | SWAM2::MASSEY_VI | How do you stuff a live turkey? | Thu Nov 11 1993 20:38 | 5 |
| What Walt? You keeping tabs on me now?
I'm going I'm going
Gin
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143.13 | | GWEN::ASHE | Do you have to let it linger? | Thu Nov 11 1993 20:39 | 5 |
| That's what you said in your last message... just send me the flight
info... ok?
Do live turkeys fly once they've been stuffed?
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143.14 | (8^) | PFSVAX::JACOB | Send a self-abused, stomped antelope | Thu Nov 11 1993 20:43 | 9 |
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>>Do live turkeys fly once they've been stuffed?
I saw some pictures of Marines stuffing turkeys once in a "small,
military oriented magazine" and it weren't with bread and onions and
the like, either.
JaKe
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143.15 | buhhhh | SWAM2::MASSEY_VI | How do you stuff a live turkey? | Thu Nov 11 1993 20:44 | 7 |
| Relax Walt, I will be there. It still have to get that one item from
the cleaners.
If a stuffed turkey can fly, then how did it get stuffed in the first
place?
Gin
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143.16 | | GWEN::ASHE | Do you have to let it linger? | Thu Nov 11 1993 20:44 | 1 |
| I'd guess that didn't involve Les Nessman...
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143.17 | | CAM3::WAY | You can't polish a turd | Fri Nov 12 1993 12:18 | 6 |
| Sheesh....
Instead of congrats I get bullshit and abuse?
I don't need this crap. I guess I'll have to find some new folks
I call friends.......
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143.18 | | MSBCS::BRYDIE | I need somebody to shove! | Fri Nov 12 1993 12:32 | 6 |
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>> I don't need this crap. I guess I'll have to find some new folks
>> I call friends.......
You thought we were your friends? What other crazy nonsense do
have floating around that big head of yours?
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143.19 | That essay deserves publishing | CTHQ::LEARY | Corporate Telecom Technology Solutions | Fri Nov 12 1993 12:57 | 13 |
| Most excellent 'Saw.
Reminds me of a certain person who served on a DE in WW11, his brother
who drove landing barges in the Pacific, and a third brother who
served on Pork Chop Hill with the Gyrenes.
Yassir, I remember one story this person told me, how he and his Navy
bro met in 1946, not having seen each other since '42, and came
walking down the street they lived on, arm in arm, seabags and
Petty coats bedecked, surprising their family. Salute.
MikeL
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143.20 | You may be right, I may be crazy.... | CAM3::WAY | You can't polish a turd | Fri Nov 12 1993 13:07 | 61 |
143.21 | | MSBCS::BRYDIE | I need somebody to shove! | Fri Nov 12 1993 13:12 | 6 |
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Bewtixt Sawman's syruppy essay and Leary's heartwrenching story,
the faucet has been turned on and the tears are flowing. I don't
think that I've ever been so proud to be an American. Well, of
course there was that time we beat the dogsnot out of Grenada. I
was pretty damn proud then.
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143.22 | | CTHQ::LEARY | Corporate Telecom Technology Solutions | Fri Nov 12 1993 13:16 | 10 |
| Yabbut,
That was the forties when men was men and women were damned glad of
it.
Shhhhh quiet Tommy, you'll wake up our British antagonist!
8^)
MikeL
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143.23 | Red Man is fer sissies :*) | GENRAL::WADE | Pull! | Fri Nov 12 1993 13:36 | 6 |
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Good stuff 'Saw. Thanks for entering it.
However, Copenhagen roolz!
Claybone
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143.24 | | CTHQ::LEARY | Corporate Telecom Technology Solutions | Fri Nov 12 1993 13:47 | 10 |
| COPENHAGEN!!
You call yerself a homespun genuine Amuricain raidneck 'Bone?
Why yer Alabammy forebears are turnin' in their RedMan graves.
Fer shame!
MikeL
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143.25 | Ain't never chewed anything else | BSS::NEUZIL | Just call me Fred | Fri Nov 12 1993 13:58 | 5 |
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Another vote for Copenhagen.
Kevin
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143.26 | Wrangle butts drive me nuts | SWAM2::MASSEY_VI | Just stuff me!! | Fri Nov 12 1993 14:01 | 6 |
| Copenhagen rules!!
Let's see a Red Man ride a bull.
Gin
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143.27 | | CSC32::GAULKE | | Fri Nov 12 1993 14:13 | 12 |
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Hey, that garbage gives you, what is it, mouth cancer?
(and it don't matter which brand)
Do that long enough, and your lips fall off.
Just say NO to that junk
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143.28 | REAL Chewin' pleasure.... | CAM3::WAY | You can't polish a turd | Fri Nov 12 1993 14:29 | 25 |
| When I played ball I used to have a big ol' chaw stuffed in my cheek and
I got real good at spittin' that s___ all over the place.
Never could stand what we called "dip" (skoal, copenhagen, crap like that).
Course, there was that one headfirst slide into 3rd base that time, when
the whole thing just took a ride right down my throat and into my stomach.
3rd base coach took a look at me as I stood up and he moved really quick.
I made sure I didn't hurl into the base coach box....
Then, before the game resumed, I got me a fresh one, and went on from
there....
Riders don't do Red Man cause all that janglin' around would send it
out of their mouth -- one way or the other. Hopefuly for them it'd
go OUT of their mouth, and not back down....
'Saw
PS For fun, take a wad of Red Man, soak it in some Jack for a while
then chew that.....
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143.29 | | CAM3::WAY | You can't polish a turd | Fri Nov 12 1993 14:30 | 16 |
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> Why yer Alabammy forebears are turnin' in their RedMan graves.
>
Nothin' like a grizzled old guy from Alabammy reachin' in his pocket,
getting out his plug and a knife, cutting a bit off the plug, poppin'
it in his mouth and puttin' the rest back...
Copenhagen indeed....
Why, next thing you know, Claybone, you'll be tellin' me you use Quick Grits!
'Saw
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143.30 | | PATE::MACNEAL | ruck `n' roll | Fri Nov 12 1993 14:32 | 1 |
| Oh great, yet another Junk Note.
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143.31 | | CAM3::WAY | You can't polish a turd | Fri Nov 12 1993 14:39 | 6 |
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> Oh great, yet another Junk Note.
>
Just lay back and enjoy it......
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143.32 | | GENRAL::WADE | Pull! | Fri Nov 12 1993 17:29 | 12 |
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Red Man ain't plug. You'ree talkin' 'bout Daay's Work or
something like that.
Copenhagen is made in Nashville, TN Leary!
Stevie_boy, quittin' chewin' is easy. I've done it a thousand
times. :*) I'm flat out addicted to this stuff and really do
need to quit. They say itt's tougher to give up than heroin.
Any heroin users out there can verify this?
Claybone
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143.33 | BUUULLLLLL of the Woods !!! thats the one | SPECXN::BROWN | Real Men only need 12 bits | Fri Nov 12 1993 17:41 | 10 |
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Bull of the Woods. I myself was partial to Beech-Nut and I don't
mean chewing gum!!.
Hey Sawman I had the same experience. Flipped over the 1st baseman, eat the
whole load. To make it worse three innings later some clown tries to run over
me a home. Luckly I didn't swallow that one. I stopped chewing when behind
the plate after that one.
Cadzilla2
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143.34 | | CAM3::WAY | You can't polish a turd | Fri Nov 12 1993 17:47 | 29 |
| > Red Man ain't plug. You'ree talkin' 'bout Daay's Work or
> something like that.
Red Man makes a plug now. I don't remember what the other plugs are
called.
> Copenhagen is made in Nashville, TN Leary!
Dip is for wimps [many 8^)]
> Stevie_boy, quittin' chewin' is easy. I've done it a thousand
> times. :*) I'm flat out addicted to this stuff and really do
> need to quit. They say itt's tougher to give up than heroin.
> Any heroin users out there can verify this?
Yeah, I shoot up with horse all the time. I've got tracks in places you
don't wanna know about.
Dip is harder to quit than heroin, for sure. I mean, I can deal with the
runny nose, the aches and pains and lightheadedness, and crankiness I
get when I can't get a fix, but man, I can't go an hour without dip.....
By the way, Clay, did I ever tell you about that land in Florida I was
hoping I could sell you????
'Saw
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143.35 | | CAM3::WAY | You can't polish a turd | Fri Nov 12 1993 17:49 | 18 |
| > Hey Sawman I had the same experience. Flipped over the 1st baseman, eat the
>whole load. To make it worse three innings later some clown tries to run over
> me a home. Luckly I didn't swallow that one. I stopped chewing when behind
>the plate after that one.
Yeah, that's the worst.
Fortunately thought, it doesn't really stay down there, it just kind
of "bounces".
It hits bottom, and your stomach says YUKKO! and WHAM BLAM up it comes
and out, along with anything you had in your pre-game meal...
I played the outfield and never had a problem out there, including collisions.
'Saw
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143.36 | Just remember: All things in moderation. | RHETT::KNORR | Carolina Blue | Fri Nov 12 1993 17:53 | 7 |
| Red Main has made a plug for years. Personally I prefer Apple Jack,
admittedly a wimpy chew.
Nothin' like goin' out to walk the dawg late and night and have a chew.
- ACC Chris
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143.37 | Huh? | CSTEAM::FARLEY | Carol's wearing maternity clothes | Fri Nov 12 1993 17:59 | 12 |
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>> Any heroin users out there.....
Yabbut izzat anything like radion users? So who uses hero's anyway
besides noo yawk sandwich makers?
I remain,
always picking a hero instead of pita bread too
Kev
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143.38 | | MSBCS::BRYDIE | I need somebody to shove! | Fri Nov 12 1993 18:07 | 19 |
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Note 143.29
"Nothin' like a grizzled old guy from Alabammy reachin' in his pocket,
getting out his plug and a knife, cutting a bit off the plug, poppin'
it in his mouth and puttin' the rest back..."
Note 143.36
"Nothin' like goin' out to walk the dawg late and night and have a
chew."
Yeah, there ain't nothing like having stank breath and spitting foul
substances hither and yon. And thank goodness for that. Lip cancer
stopped being cool in the '80s, boys.
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143.39 | You & my wife oughta git together Brydie .... | RHETT::KNORR | Carolina Blue | Fri Nov 12 1993 18:28 | 1 |
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143.40 | | MSBCS::BRYDIE | I need somebody to shove! | Fri Nov 12 1993 18:30 | 2 |
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We have.
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143.41 | Red Man leaf is for nancy boys! | GENRAL::WADE | Pull! | Fri Nov 12 1993 18:32 | 11 |
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I started dippin' before it was cool Tommy. Quite an
accomplishment huh? No stanky breath here. I've got
my personal size janitor-in-a-drum right here in the
desk.
Enjoyin' this stuff makes it even harder to quit. I'd
better do it soon though or my boys will be copyin' dad.
Claybone
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143.42 | | CSC32::GAULKE | | Fri Nov 12 1993 18:35 | 11 |
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re .39
>> You & my wife oughta git together Brydie ....
What brand does she chew?
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143.43 | Rollin' Thomas!!! | GENRAL::WADE | Pull! | Fri Nov 12 1993 18:35 | 1 |
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143.45 | | PFSVAX::JACOB | Send a self-abused, stomped antelope | Fri Nov 12 1993 18:54 | 11 |
| Ever seen a "chewer" with his "spitter", a styrofoam coffee cup, and he
walks around with it everywear, and puts it down one day right next to
somebody's styrofoam cup of coffee, and the coffee drinker grabs the
wrong cup, not paying attention, takes a short swig, and technocolor
yawns all over the place??????
Saw it happen a year and a half ago, and the coffee guy is still
plotting revenge on the chewer.
JaKe
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143.46 | | CAM3::WAY | You can't polish a turd | Fri Nov 12 1993 19:08 | 13 |
| Chris,
You're cool. I like that. Take the dog for a walk and have a little
chew. As Hawk would say, "I wanna party with you!"
I haven't chewed in a while, but it has fond memories...
What this country needs is more brass spitoons in bars.....
'Saw
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143.47 | Just a wimp, I'm afraid... | NAC::G_WAUGAMAN | | Fri Nov 12 1993 19:35 | 13 |
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> Saw it happen a year and a half ago, and the coffee guy is still
> plotting revenge on the chewer.
And once something like that happens it leaves an indelible
psychological impression. Once upon a time I chewed a little bit of
leaf tobacco (couldn't stand the dip; stuff wouldn't stay in one place)
and then one night out drinking I ingested about equal parts of each,
and after that I couldn't look at the stuff anymore. Sorry to say, I'm
in the "disgusting skunkweed" camp now...
glenn
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143.48 | | PFSVAX::JACOB | Send a self-abused, stomped antelope | Fri Nov 12 1993 20:08 | 6 |
| I've never put any kinda "baccy" in mymouth. I sucked down the smoke
of 3 or 4 packs of cigs a day for some time, but never chewed, nor do I
ever want to.
JaKe
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143.49 | I'm just looking for one divine hammer... | DECWET::METZGER | America's most beloved game show host | Fri Nov 12 1993 20:27 | 15 |
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Chewing has to be one of the most vile disgusting habits on the planet....I'd
equate it to picking your nose and eating it....
I almost puke watching those baseball players squirt wads of spit onto the
dugout floor...they must have some serious drainage in the floors of those
puppies....You couldn't pay me enough to be a groundskeep at a MLB ball park..
That's the way I see it...
gross,
Metz
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143.50 | (8^) | PFSVAX::JACOB | Send a self-abused, stomped antelope | Fri Nov 12 1993 22:12 | 10 |
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>>Chewing has to be one of the most vile disgusting habits on the planet....I'd
>>equate it to picking your nose and eating it....
Chewing is disgusting, but a good sinus oyster is a work of art.
Right, Saw????
JaKe
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143.51 | There are very few who never let you down | AKOCOA::BREEN | Rudy,Rudy,Rudy | Sun Nov 14 1993 13:09 | 1 |
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143.52 | | CAM3::WAY | You can't polish a turd | Mon Nov 15 1993 12:12 | 9 |
| While this isn't the topic for it, I've always been amazed at people
who rag so much on folks who chew.
Save for the spitting, which, in most instances can be done very
discreetly, there's nothing about chewing which is physically dangerous
to another person -- unlike smoking.
'Saw
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143.53 | big brass spittoon in me garage needs emptyin' | GENRAL::WADE | Pull! | Mon Nov 15 1993 13:07 | 4 |
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You tell 'em 'Saw! I've never spit in anybody's lungs! :*)
Claybone
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143.54 | | PFSVAX::JACOB | Send a self-abused, stomped antelope | Mon Nov 15 1993 18:44 | 9 |
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>> <<< Note 143.53 by GENRAL::WADE "Pull!" >>>
>> -< big brass spittoon in me garage needs emptyin' >-
BUT, is it all one strand????????????????
JaKe
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143.55 | | PFSVAX::JACOB | Ho, Ho, Freakin' Ho!!! | Mon Nov 15 1993 19:07 | 17 |
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>> <<< Note 143.52 by CAM3::WAY "You can't polish a turd" >>>
>>While this isn't the topic for it, I've always been amazed at people
>>who rag so much on folks who chew.
Saw_for_MAC??????????// (8^)
Actually, I think smoking AND chewing/spitting/dribbling are both
putrid vile habits.
Anybody comes up to me and says, "Mind if I smoke?", I just reply, "Not
as long as you don't mind if I fart while yer smoking!" Nobodys lit up
by me yet.
Santa
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143.56 | Eternal Father strong to save..... | CAM3::WAY | You can't polish a turd | Tue Dec 07 1993 13:16 | 4 |
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Fifty-two years. Lest we forget.......
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143.57 | | MKFSA::LONG | T- 2 days and counting... | Tue Dec 07 1993 13:33 | 4 |
| Lest we never underestimate an adversary again!
billl
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143.58 | a day that will live in infamy | MSE1::FRANCUS | Mets in '94 | Tue Dec 07 1993 14:02 | 8 |
| They were showing Tora,Tora,Tora on Singapore TV tonight - actually
might have been tje Malaysian channel. One error piled
on top of another with a few doses of misjudgment thrown in for good
measure. AN the ending "I am afraid we have awoken
a sleeping giant" (or close to that).
The Crazy Met
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143.59 | | PTOVAX::JACOB | It happened again!!!!!! | Tue Dec 07 1993 19:04 | 8 |
| One thing's fer sure, the Japanese will NEVER suprise bomb us again
because they'd blow up all these beautiful buildings here in the states
that they own.
(8^)*
JaKe
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