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| 114.1 | A few... | WMOIS::CHAPALONIS_M | MR INFORMER..LICKY LICKY BOOM BOOM DOWN | Mon May 17 1993 14:56 | 23 |
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Some of the funnier ones over the last couple weeks.
THE BEST THINGS IN LIFE
ARE FREE AND HERES HOW TO
GET THEM.
Send Check or money order to
Home Value Coupons.
ROBBERY SUSPECT MUGGED
A man stole $2,100 from a Brooklyn savings bank on
Friday but was mugged as he made his getaway, so he
went to the nearest police station to report the crime.
He was promptly arrested.
POSTAL SERVICE SEEKING WAYS TO DELIVER MAIL MORE SLOWLY.
Jay Leno
"Has this been a problem? People getting there mail too quickly? "
Chappy
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| 114.2 | | LAGUNA::MAY_BR | Oxymoron:Clinton's Trust Fund | Mon May 17 1993 19:51 | 3 |
| Here's one of my favorites:
Mattingly Guarantees Pennant!
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| 114.3 | :-) | WMOIS::CHAPALONIS_M | MR INFORMER..LICKY LICKY BOOM BOOM DOWN | Tue May 18 1993 11:17 | 35 |
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HA :-(
__________________
LEGALS
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Order for hearing
case # n/c 240
In the matter of a Change of
name for:
Hang Hang Vang
Bee Vang
Kong M. Vang
Kaboa Vang
Pheng Vang
Amy Lynn Vang
Danny Vang.
It appearing from the petition of
Ge Vang Khang and Hang Hang Vang
that they desire to make the following
name changes:
Hang Hang Vang to Hang Hang Khang
Bee Vang to Bee Vang Khang
Kong M. Vang to Kong M. Vang Khang
Kaboa Vang to Kaboa Vang Khang
Pheng Vang to Pheng Vang Khang
Amy Lynn Vang to Amy Lynn Vang Khang
Danny Vang to Danny Vang Khang
Jay Leno. "Say this one 3 times, real fast..."
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| 114.4 | Must be MikeC's day........ | CSTEAM::FARLEY | Carol's gonna wear maternity clothes! | Wed Aug 11 1993 14:03 | 26 |
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SET YOUR VCR'S!!!!!!!!
MIKEYC, THIS ONE'S FOR YOU!!!!!!!!! (It's Woodie time!)
JIMMY "CLANG(tm)" WORTHY IS GOING TO APPEAR IN AN UPCOMING "STAR
TREK: THE NEXTED GENERATION"!!!!!!
fwiw -
He's gonna be a Klingon
(oh boy, does this have potential or what?????)
;^)
I remain,
a purveyor of the tee vee schedule!
Kev
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| 114.5 | | USCTR1::KING | Key West, where the fun begins....... | Wed Aug 11 1993 16:00 | 3 |
| Thats one TALLLLLLL Klingon......
REK
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| 114.6 | | CAM3::WAY | Sweet Home Chicago | Wed Aug 11 1993 16:13 | 7 |
| > Thats one TALLLLLLL Klingon......
>
> REK
Maybe he'll wear them goggles of his, so we'll know which one he is....8^)
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| 114.7 | Could he get arrested on Klingon for that? | CSTEAM::FARLEY | Carol's gonna wear maternity clothes! | Wed Aug 11 1993 16:49 | 11 |
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I think I remember something about the Klingon mating ritual. It gets
kind of violent. Maybe Jimmy "clang(tm)" will get to do a Klingon
imitation of a "Worthy Sandwich"?
Them Klingon wimmen are really such babes!
I remain,
preferring the female verion of homo sapiens!
Kev
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| 114.8 | po Clang | FRETZ::HEISER | beat them until morale improves | Wed Aug 11 1993 19:15 | 3 |
| He'll demonstrate the low-post spin-move with a couple of Klingon
thingies, only to have a couple Trekkie cops (in Houston PD uniforms) bust
into his hotel room.
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| 114.9 | | PTOVAX::JACOB | Muck the Fets | Wed Aug 11 1993 19:45 | 8 |
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>>Them Klingon wimmen are really such babes!
One question, do these Klingon babes wear semi-opaque or
semi-transparent underwear??????Which do they prefer??
JaKe
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| 114.10 | | WMOIS::CHAPALONIS_M | No.3 looms over Fenway..... | Wed Aug 11 1993 20:05 | 6 |
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Another Question. Do these Klingons hang around URANUS.
Chappy
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| 114.11 | | PTOVAX::JACOB | Muck the Fets | Wed Aug 11 1993 20:11 | 9 |
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>>Another Question. Do these Klingons hang around URANUS.
Nah, that's what the starship Enterprise AND toilet paper's mission are
for, to eradicate Klingons.
JaKe
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| 114.12 | | SWAM2::MASSEY_VI | It's all in the cue | Thu Aug 12 1993 23:56 | 7 |
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Old, very very old.
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| 114.13 | | ROYALT::ASHE | Everybody hurts... sometimes... | Fri Aug 13 1993 13:40 | 2 |
| Then again, so is JaKE...
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| 114.14 | | CAM3::WAY | Sweet Home Chicago | Fri Aug 13 1993 14:01 | 8 |
| Jakes jokes are like the Mystery Meat meals they used to serve at
summer camp.
They keep coming back time and time and time again....
'Saw
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| 114.15 | | PFSVAX::JACOB | | Fri Aug 13 1993 20:05 | 8 |
| re.14
Low, FrankWa, very low. (8^(
<sniff>
JaKe
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| 114.16 | low but true | FRETZ::HEISER | beat them until morale improves | Mon Aug 16 1993 16:34 | 1 |
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| 114.17 | This Weekends headlines.... | WMOIS::CHAPALONIS_M | What a terrible year 1918 | Fri Jun 03 1994 14:56 | 31 |
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6/3/87
In London, Anne Smith of Great Britain establishes the first
official world record for women at 1500 meters: 4 minutes 17.3 seconds.
She does this while setting the womens world record for the mile: 4
minutes 37 seconds.
B'days HALE IRWIN, FRANK TANANA...
6/4/64
Connie Mack Stadium in Philly is the site as Sandy Koufax
twirls his 3rd no-hitter in 3 seasons an unprecedented feat. The Dodger
left hander wins 3-0, en route to 19 victories 7 shutouts and a league
leading 1.74 ERA. The following year Koufax will author his 4th
no-hitter, a 1-0 perfect game against Chicago.
B'days Xavier McDaniel, Tony Pena....
6/5/89
For the first time since 1962, when they began their coexistence
in NY, both the Yankees and the Mets lose by more than 10 runs on the
same day. The Yankees lose to Baltimore 16-3. The Mets do a little
better, falling 15-3 to the Cubs.
B'days Art Donovan, Tommie Smith......
Chap
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