| T.R | Title | User | Personal
Name | Date | Lines |
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| 1433.1 | | RUSURE::EDP | Always mount a scratch monkey. | Mon Feb 10 1997 12:00 | 9 |
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Clock.
-- edp
Public key fingerprint: 8e ad 63 61 ba 0c 26 86 32 0a 7d 28 db e7 6f 75
To find PGP, read note 2688.4 in Humane::IBMPC_Shareware.
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| 1433.2 | | DYPSS1::s_coghill.dyo.dec.com::CoghillS | Steve Coghill, NSIS Solution Architect | Mon Feb 10 1997 16:01 | 1 |
| Very good!
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| 1433.3 | | BUSY::SLAB | Forget the doctor - get me a nurse! | Mon Feb 17 1997 15:01 | 9 |
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RE: .0
Yeah, took me about 10 seconds to figure that out.
Maybe you could ask some Army or Navy guys if they know the answer.
8^)
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| 1433.4 | | 4446::OSMAN | Eric Osman, dtn 226-7122 | Fri Feb 21 1997 14:38 | 18 |
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This all reminds me of a joke we used to tell, but I haven't told it in years
because I don't want to offend anyone, particularly anyone in any
branch of the service. But it's so apropos to this particular puzzle thread
that I can't resist. here we go:
What time is it ?
Well, for you men in the army it's just after thirteen hundred hours.
For you men in the navy, it's just after thirteen bells.
And for you men in the marines, mickey's big hand is on the ...
As I said, my apologies. I support our troops, whomever they are, and
whatever service they're in (and not just the men!)
/Eric
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| 1433.5 | | RHETT::MOORE | | Sat Feb 22 1997 13:35 | 19 |
| I heard a variant of this while working at an Air Force Base which
also served as the commercial airstrip for a nearby town.
The pilot of an incoming flight radioed the control tower for a time
check. The controller asked him to first identify which flight he
was. The pilot, exasperated, asked what different it made who he
was--he just wanted to know the correct time. The controller
responded:
"If you're the USAF, it's 17:02:25."
"If you're Delta, it's 5:02 p.m."
"If you're Eastern, it's about five o'clock."
"If you're Air Florida, the big hand is on the twelve and the
little hand is on the five."
"And if you're Pan Am, it's Thursday."
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