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Title:Meower Power is Valuing Differences
Notice:FELINE_V1 is moving 1/11/94 5pm PST to MISERY
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Created:Sun Feb 09 1986
Last Modified:Tue Jan 11 1994
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3722.0. "A day in the life of an exhibitor" by CUPMK::TRACHMAN (EmacX Exotics * 264-8298) Mon Jun 18 1990 20:45

Reprinted without permission! I was prowling the file a while back, and
found this 4-year old note.  I hadn't been a feline reader for very long,
and was just starting to exhibit cats at shows.  I have to admit, that
I couldn't relate to it as I can today.  The note may be a few years
old, but some things in this life don't change - cat showing seems to
be one of those things.                         Enjoy! 
                                                            E.T.
    p.s. This is NOT meant to discourage new exhibitors  -  it's meant to
         be funny!
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A day in the life of a cat exhibitor, THE SHOW....

(This will include some differences tween the longhair people (LH) and
the shorthair people (SH).  Please have pity on those of us who show both.)

3:30AM  Wake up to get ready for drive to local(?) show (anywhere from 10
to 350 miles). Trying to cut costs for more shows down the road.

4:00AM  Wake up again to sound of cat (LH) throwing up furball.  Realizing 
that you're late.  Leave lights off so as to not wake up cat-show-hating 
spouse/companion.  Step on furball.

4:10AM  Make it to bathroom with bundle of clothes.  Realize that you've 
forgotten some essential undergarment/overgarment (first is typical). 
Place clothes c a r e f u l l y on edge of sink while going back for 
remainder of wardrobe.

4:12AM Return to bathroom to find at least one piece of clothes has been 
dragged into toilet. (Cats, good choices are socks, blouses or shirts.) 
Say nasty things about non-present culprit.

4:30AM  Finally get dressed. (Add 15-30 minutes for women exhibitors 
(sorry, just observation - DMc). Stagger to kitchen realizing you wanted 
to be on the road by now.  Trip over at least three cats (or one cat 
three times). 

4:45AM  Feed all cats that aren't going to show.  Discover your prize 
showcat (LH) was the one that soaked your clothes in toilet.  Realize 
your prize showcat(LH) now looks like a very wet rat terrier.  Make 
mental note to carry blow dryer. (SH- find that prize showcat(SH) 
managed to open/rip dry food bag. Realize that prize showcat(SH) now 
looks like a small Goodyear blimp. Make mental note to have nervous 
breakdown right after strangling cat)

4:50AM  Clean litterboxes (definitely plural).

5:00AM Round up all cats going to show (3-6 is a good number).  Check to 
make sure you've got the correct cats (Goodyear blimp, check... drowned 
rat terrier, check ... token cat to get discounted entry prices, check).

5:10AM Get cats into car.
5:12AM Get self into car, fortified with asprin. Release cats that get 
carsick in carriers.
5:15AM Get car started, thankful you got gas last night. (So what if it 
was after midnight before you remembered it was empty three days ago).

5:30AM Get to major traffic artery.  Realize check-in is 7:30-8:30AM.  
Step on gas.

5:40AM  Explain to police officer what is going on while pushing three 
cats back into car window. (Well, it wouldn't be fair for just one to be 
out!) Watch officer try not to laugh.

5:45AM  Promise officer that you'll slow down.  Don't get ticket (Whew!)

6:00AM  Push speed back up to 70.

6:15AM  Listen to cat getting sick. (Well, at least he's (SH) not 
blimpish anymore.)

6:30AM  (Either in rain or freezing cold)  Listen to cat scratching at 
carpet behind drivers seat.  Realize you didn't set up a litterbox.

6:35AM  Roll window down safe amount to "air" out car.
Drive on, dreaming of warm beds and hot coffee/doughnuts/etc.

8:25AM  Arrive at showhall.  Rush in to check in cats.  Be imformed you 
can check in as soon as the entry clerk arrives.  Realize that LAST 
weeks show had checkin from 7:30-8:30, and THIS weeks show is from 8:30 
- 9:30.  Mentally bang head against wall.

8:30AM  Check in, after all, you're here.  Start hauling in cats and 
show stuff: curtains, grooming accessories, food, litter pans, ice chest 
(for special cat food (and people necessities, like beer/ wine/ champange )) 

8:50AM  Set up cages.  Realize you left the blow dryer at home.  Borrow 
one from friendly exhibitor (LH).  Repair damage to cat.  Finish with 
cat looking like a punk hair style.  Drink coffee and sigh deeply.

9:15AM Clean up cat(SH).  Pray that stupid cat(SH) will stop drooling 
before judging starts.  Realize you haven't got your catalog yet.  Go 
get in line for catalog.

9:35AM  Get back to cages, having stopped and talked to friends. Find 
all three cats sound asleep.  Wish you could fit into cage.  Sit down 
and start waiting.  Doze off (if you're early in schedule).  Dump coffee 
on leg ( if you're not).

10:00  Wake up to second call for cats(LH). (Cats are usually given 
three calls, then marked absent.  Judges do not like second and third 
calls.  Judges have LONG memories.)  Realize that you haven't groomed 
token cat.  Rush Prize cat to ring, mutter to clerk that other cat is 
"On it's way" and rush back. Make token pass at token cat(LH), hear 
third call, mutter choice phrase under breath, and rush cat to ring.
Find judge waiting for your cat. Apologize.  Rush back for catalog. Rush 
back to ring. Copy results from other exhibitor. Wait for judge to make 
up mind (something many exhibitors feel this judge lacks).

10:15AM Still waiting for Judge
10:20Am Still waiting for Judge.  Cat(SH) number is called in farthest 
away ring. Go put cat up.

10:22AM Hear announcement that your cats can "go down" from the ring. 
Rush over. Drag cats back to cage.  Go check cat(SH). Judge has dumped 
cat(SH).  (Dumping a cat implies that the judge didn't think highly of 
your cat.  That's okay, you now don't think highly of judge.  Dumping is 
drastically different from disqualifying, which means the judge found 
something that is considered a serious enough flaw, usually spelled out 
in the Standards of Perfection, to pull your cat from consideration for 
any award in that ring.  I'll discuss disqualification in another 
reply.)

10:30AM  Get cat(SH) back to cage.  Get results of LH ring from other 
exhibitor.  Find out that token cat(LH) came in second in ring and that 
prize cat was also dumped.  Question Judges mental abilities/morals.

10:35AM  Wait.  Read book/do needlepoint/grade papers/write 
programs/etc.  Smile at first gate. (In the general fancy, spectators 
are usually called the gate.)  Talk to a couple about your breed/cats. 
Hear at least one "I have one just like that at home.  I've always 
wondered what breed he is". Clench teeth and say nothing.

10:40AM  Figure you've got about thirty minutes before you're up again.
Talk to some people interested in your breed / in kittens / in showing 
cats / in putting the make on you (more of a problem for women 
exhibitors, of which the showhall is predominantly full of.  Down here, 
it's about a 85%-10%-5% female-male-other split.) Continue waiting.

11:00AM Continue waiting. Gates is beginning to pick up.  Wonder if it's 
too early to dip into "special" people supplies.  Envy cats sleeping.

11:20AM Continue waiting.  Wander around the showhall looking at 
cats/talking to people/checking out vendor's booths.  Talk to more gate.

11:30AM Continue waiting.  Wander over to ring you should be in next to 
see what is going on.  Find judge is busy playing with kitten class and 
is at least one hour behind rest of judges. Talk to friends/gate.

11:45AM  Talk to hot prospect for kitten sale. Have all three cats 
called at once.  Ask prospect to (come back later, accompany to ring, 
other : pick one).  Get cats up.  Try to watch two rings at once. Token 
cat(LH) wins class/breed.  Marvel at judges blindness (prize cat is So 
much better!). Cat(SH) wins class/breed.  Day has considerably picked 
up.

12:00N Prospect hasn't come back. Decide you have enough time to get 
lunch. Dash out for food.

12:20PM  Get back to find cat(SH) gone from cage. Panic.  Find that cat 
was called and friend put cat up for you.  Thank friend.  Try to restart 
heat beating.  Cat(SH) takes 2nd class/breed.

12:35PM  Go back to eat cold food. (Cold French fries are a staple of 
cat fanciers diet).  Open beer (Hey, it's afternoon isn't it).  Wait.

12:45PM Wait.

1:00PM  Cats(LH) are called. Groom/haul cats to ring. Token cat(LH) 
takes best class/breed.  Seriously consider changing opinion of token 
cat(LH). Get back to cages.

1:30PM  Wait for finals.  Stop smiling at gate. Growl at small children 
sticking fingers in cage. Wait. 

2:00PM Question your mental state on decision to show cats. Question 
physical stamina necessary to get through remainder of day. Drink beer. 
Comtemplate the meaning of life. Wait.

3:00PM  Roam around showhall. Play with cats (this is a sure crowd 
gathering trick). Roam showhall.  Visit bathroom.  Drink beer.  Discover 
tootsie roll in cat show bag. Eat. Wait. Remain bored.

4:00PM Wait. Wonder why you're waiting (Well, I might make a final and I 
can't miss that!).  Wait some more.  Decide what you want to eat. (Most 
shows have a Judges dinner on Sat night.  A portion of the exhibitors 
will go.  The rest tend to run out in small packs for their own 
entertainment.)

5:00PM Wait. (We're getting closer!) Show was to have closed by now.

5:20PM First finals announced. Cat(SH) didn't make it.

5:40PM Two finals at once.  Cat(SH) made one. Token cat(LH) made both.
run explain to clerk that cat is up in both rings.  Worry about judge 
living through finals. (By now, the cats are real tired of sleeping all 
day and are sometimes tempermental (like the owners).  Judges like to 
handle the cats they final.  Judges are occassionally ripped to shreds 
(but not often).  Judges are strange people.)  Cat(SH) received 8th, 
token cat(LH) received 2nd (Second?!? My perfect sample of catdom ONLY 
took SECOND!!!)

5:45PM Rush cat to other ring where other long suffering judge awaits. 
Token cat(LH) (gotta rename that beastie) takes second again.

6:00PM Waiting for final final. Pack up some stuff and haul to car. Most 
gate is gone (Hurray!).

6:20PM Last final.  Token cat(LH) made it again.

6:40PM Superb example of catdom (formerly token cat)(LH) takes FIRST.
Now this is a smart judge. (This is also what showing is all about).  
Forgive the entire world all transgressions.

7:00Pm Receive congradulations. Pack cats. Go to Hotel.  Feed cats.  
Take shower.  Call friends.  Go to dinner. Celebrate heavily.  Get ready 
to repeat tomorrow (except driving home late instead of to show early).


This is a quick example of a show day from exhibitors, hitting only the 
highlights.  Lots more take place.

Cin, I started the judging program in TICA, but grew disillusioned with 
the association.  Currently pursuing the CFA program (which takes seven 
years).

I think another topic for differences in regions and in associations is 
called for.

Dave
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3722.1SANFAN::BALZERMAMon Jun 18 1990 23:466
    
    Thanks for sharing ET.  Your timing is impeccable.  Jo and Cin,
    forget what I said.  I'll just keep visiting Jo and company and
    drink wine...;-)
    
    
3722.2It really IS fun ??????TOPDOC::TRACHMANEmacX Exotics * 264-8298Tue Jun 19 1990 12:5218
    !!  I'll never forget the day I read that - my memory isn't what it
    used to be, but I think it was just before I entered my first cat
    show with a HHP.  Lordy, I read that and thought to myself, I don't
    think this is my cup of tea!  But, on we went - it was downhill
    from there.  When I reread it the other day, I just roared! 
    Some mornings we wondered if we would even make it out of the
    house - trying to dig Katenka out from under the bed if she was
    in a snit or if one of the other kids had been in a chase mood!
    Driving to a show, wondering if maybe we should have waited to
    feed until we arrived at the show hall.  sigh, too late - puke!
    
    Our famous lines were:  what state are we in?  Do you see a Mobil
    station?  Are we almost there?  If we don't unload the whole car,
    maybe we can make the first ring?  Is the grooming stuff on top
    in the bag?  etc. etc. etc.  Believe it or not, we DO have fun,
    right folks???
    
    E.
3722.3I enjoy itFRAGLE::PELUSOPAINTS; color your corralTue Jun 19 1990 13:044
    I thought it was cute.....and I can relate (although it's not w/ cats
    .....maybe someday when I get more time - HA!)
    
    It's the same everywhere....but it is fun and worth it!!!!
3722.4Wish Dave was back!ICS::GERRYHome is where the Cat isTue Jun 19 1990 15:1218
    E.T.
    
    Dave's reference to me in the end is scarey.....I remember this note
    when it was first posted, I gues I've been around here a LONG time!
    
    Did you say that was 4 years ago!
    
    wow, how time flies!
    
    cin
    
    Just to give credit....the original note was written by Dave
    McAllister, and it is a VERY typical day in the life.....
    
    I sent mail to Dave a few weeks ago, and didn't get a response....sure
    do miss him around here, he was a genetics wizard!
    
    
3722.5Wonder if he is still in the CFA judging program?TOPDOC::TRACHMANEmacX Exotics * 264-8298Tue Jun 19 1990 16:2117
    Really, it was 4 or 5 - I'd have to check the date on the original
    note!   Guess I have also!  He was still writing when I started
    reading - wonder where he is now? 
    
    What's funny, is that it's the same for EVERY show - only the order
    of the things happening changes slightly - like, for example, instead
    of the cat barfing up a furball at home, they do it in the cat, etc.
    We still wait, wonder, and pray for finals, hoping that your 
    predoominantly white cat doesn't feel like rolling in the litter
    that spills outside of the pool just before you grab her and crate her.
    It sure is nice to show a BROWN cat!  Really makes show life easier!!!
    Blasting down the highway at 80 mph praying you don't get a
    ticket cause you overslept 20 minutes, then arriving at the show hall
    and finding out that this show has a late start time!  grrr - makes
    ya wish you had read the flier more carefully !!!  
    
    E.T._ready_for_a_show - by_Salem_time_it_will_have_been_3_months
3722.6WR2FOR::CORDESBRO_JOset home/cat_max=infinityTue Jun 19 1990 16:4940
    I was around when that note was first entered, and I was new to
    breeding and showing.  I thought it was hysterical then, and now
    I think it is a masterpiece.  
    
    I have the inside scoop on Dave McAllister.  He moved out here a
    few years ago, and he and my sister started dating.  They broke
    up a about a year ago, and he has since left DEC.  He was a genetics
    wizard.  He never got involved in the cat fancy out here, he did
    show his housecat along with Jan a couple of times, but never got
    back into breeding.  He was in the TICA judging program at one time,
    but never applied to the CFA judging program.  By the time he moved
    out here, he had split the cattery up with his ex-wife, and spayed
    and neutered all the cats he kept before moving here.
    
    Anyway, just this weekend Ken and I overslept by about 15 minutes,
    and had to drive 85 miles an hour up 280 from Morgan Hill to San
    Francisco with our eyes glued to our rear view mirror.  This was
    on Sunday morning.  When we got to the show hall, I grabbed the
    two cat carriers and ran into the show while Ken parked the car
    and got the rest of our stuff.  Just as I came panting and puffing
    into the hall, the announcer announced that the show committee had
    forgotten to bring the judges books and that the show would be delayed
    for an hour and a half while someone went back to Benicia to get
    them!!  Talk about wanting to kill someone!!
    
    Anyway, that is a day in the life of a cat show exhibitor.  I can't
    wait for Marlene to get started with us.  So far we have had a real
    blast just letting her carry our catalogs and pens to the ring,
    and share her wine with us.  (side note: she brought REAL wine glasses
    with her, no plastic!!  I think she is going to add a touch of class
    to our gatherings)  Also, she is keeping me sane, when a very odd
    judged handled our cats in an unusual manner, and then proceeded
    to dump my cat, Marlene leaned over to me and said "someone should
    slap that man" which gave me a good laugh and kept me from jumping
    over the judging table and letting him have it! (who me?? I would
    never do such a thing! :^D)
    
    Okay, so that was a black and white bred to a cream tabby, hmmmmm...
    
    Jo
3722.7Talented GuySANFAN::BALZERMATue Jun 19 1990 17:195
    
    Jo, that isn't the same Dave McAllister who is also a VMS wizard
    and now works for INGRES, is it?  
    
    M
3722.8Thanks for the update on Dave!TOPDOC::TRACHMANEmacX Exotics * 264-8298Tue Jun 19 1990 17:2918
    I, too, thought it a masterpiece - so accurate and well done!
    I wanted to reenter it so itl wouldn't get lost.  Great pieces
    like this should be long remembered and enjoyed.
    
    Oh Jo, the feeling in the pit of your stomach when you awaken
    and first look at the alarm clock and realize just how late you
    are.  I time things VERY close on show morning - heaven help
    anything that messes up my schedule!  I try and pack the car
    the night before so all that is left to grab is the cat(s)
    if I can find her !!  I am totally amazed that I have not
    gotten a ticket in my cat show career (maybe I'd better stop
    mentioning it!!)  It really does tip my litter pan when I arrive
    barely breathing at a show hall and find out it's a late start for
    whatever reason!!  grrrrr, but at least I can stop rushing and
    start waiting earlier and take a litte more time dragging the 
    stuff in from the car!
    
    E.T.
3722.9WR2FOR::CORDESBRO_JOset home/cat_max=infinityTue Jun 19 1990 17:414
    Marlene, it may be the same Dave McAllister.  He left Dec in about
    March I think.  
    
    Jo
3722.10WR2FOR::CORDESBRO_JOset home/cat_max=infinityTue Jun 19 1990 17:4312
    Oops!  I wasn't finished yet. 
    
    Yeah, getting to the show hall on time is more of a problem for
    me now than it was in the beginning.  Now I have a husband to get
    out of bed too!  He didn't used to go with me like he does now.
    Also, now we don't pack the car til the morning of, so we end up
    madly throwing things into the show bag at the last minute, and
    then spend the day asking "did you pack the such-and-such???"
    Bout the only thing that I always know will get packed is the
    corkscrew! :^)
    
    Jo
3722.118^) 8^)MAZE::FUSCIDEC has it (on backorder) NOW!Tue Jun 19 1990 17:508
re: .6

>    wizard.  He never got involved in the cat fancy out here, he did
>    show his housecat along with Jan a couple of times, but never got

So, tell us:  Did Jan make any finals?

Ray
3722.12Oh Ray,TOPDOC::TRACHMANEmacX Exotics * 264-8298Tue Jun 19 1990 18:3614
    Oh Ray, oh Ray, oh Ray!  Nice to hear from you!!!  I'm surprised you
    didn't ask if....never mind - I'm being as bad as you were !!
    
    Jo, if I waited until morning to pack the car, I'd never get to
    the show!  What we say when one of us asks if we remembered to
    bring such-and-such, is:  If we did we did, if we didn't we can
    get it at the show.  If we forgot it, we probably don't need it
    anyway!!  As we unload 2 tons of STUFF from the car mostly NOT
    my stuff!  When Cin and I travel together, we sure do travel
    light!  It's great - everything goes into the show hall in ONE
    trip - when we get to the hotel, we take one (mostly) cat crate
    in and one bag!  
    
    E.T.
3722.13WR2FOR::CORDESBRO_JOset home/cat_max=infinityTue Jun 19 1990 19:2514
    Oh Ray, leave it to you to pop in only long enough to make a comment
    about my grammar!! :^)  Well, at least I tempted you in to coming
    out of the 'notes' closet...
    
    I have resorted to never unpacking the show bag, then I never have
    to worry if it is packed or not.  Just toss in some cat food and
    go!  The things we tend to forget are 1)my husband's inhaler 2)
    my husband's allergy medicine 3)rolaids or tums (don't leave for
    a cat show without them!) 4)extra strength tylenol.  We are a regular
    pharmacy on wheels... :^)
    
    Oh, and we never seem to forget the plastic cups.
    
    Jo
3722.14closet???MAZE::FUSCIDEC has it (on backorder) NOW!Tue Jun 19 1990 21:5111
re: .13

The image was too funny to resist!  Sort of related to the time "someone" 
put a stuffed animal into a judge's ring to see what would happen.  (The 
judge was cool.  She took out the toy, described how it was a good example 
of whatever breed was up at the time, and hung a ribbon on it!) 

We don't unpack the show bag, either.  It's sort of a "black hole of 
Calcutta" in there.  All kinds of interesting stuff.

Ray_who_was_"outed"_by_Jo
3722.15TOPDOC::TRACHMANEmacX Exotics * 264-8298Wed Jun 20 1990 13:1513
    
    Yes, Ray , it's very nice to hear your voice!  Will we have to
    wait until August see you again?  Say hi to Eileen for me!
    
    Hmm.  I don't unpack it either - heaven only knows what's on
    the bottom!  It's sort of 'add food, water, coffee, stir and
    zip' and load the car!  That reminds me, I'd better go hunt
    down the laundry bag with the drapes that I tossed in the
    garage after the last show!  sigh, maybe I will decrap the
    show bag.  It's amazing that stuff I collect !  Na, I"ve
    got 2 weeks - guess it'll wait.
    
    
3722.16I'm a light packer with 2 bags...ICS::GERRYHome is where the Cat isWed Jun 20 1990 15:1815
    Gee, I guess everyone does things differently....I always pack light! 
    And whoever I travel with better be ready to hear me bitch if they
    don't....right Pennie!   ;-)   I don't like to make multiple trips, so
    I pack 1 bag for the show, and 1 bag for the hotel....cork screw is
    standard equipment in both bags!  ;-)
    
    My show bag is BIG....I can fit everything for at least 3 complete cage
    set-ups in it, so you can imagine the black hole that that thing is! 
    What's in the bottom stays....sometimes I clean it out, but not often! 
    
    Marlene....your going to have a blast!!!  Wish I could be at a show
    with both you and Jo.  What fun!
    
    cin
    
3722.17Wine from a plastic cup....never!ICS::GERRYHome is where the Cat isWed Jun 20 1990 15:203
    BTW, a real wine glass is standard equipment in my show bag!  
    
    
3722.18Can't find the cork screww !!TOPDOC::TRACHMANEmacX Exotics * 264-8298Wed Jun 20 1990 16:054
    Cin, remember the cork screw incident in Candia??  Boy, was my face
    red!
    
    E.
3722.19WR2FOR::CORDESBRO_JOset home/cat_max=infinityWed Jun 20 1990 16:2411
    E.T. if you can't find the corkscrew, don't despair...just bite
    the top off the bottle!!  Easy to do after a jump dumps your prize
    showcat!
    
    Sure, Cin *only* packs one bag, but it just happens to be the size
    of Texas.   :^)
    
    Jo
    
    PS - we need to get some appropriate cage curtains for Marlene for
    her debut.
3722.20***POP!!!***SANFAN::BALZERMAWed Jun 20 1990 16:386
    
    BTW, champagne will be served at Cattyshack Bailey's Scotch Kiss
    debut. Hmmmm, Piper Sonoma or Chandon Blanc de Noir? Decisions,
    decisions... ;-)
    
    Marlene
3722.21How dare they dump our babies?????TOPDOC::TRACHMANEmacX Exotics * 264-8298Wed Jun 20 1990 17:3926
    
    Jo, when those twits dump my most beautiful baby girl,
    I'd rather bite off their silly heads!  What the H*ll
    do THEY know about Exotics.  How COULD they consider
    not finaling my baby, how dare they be so dumb. 
    
    Go Jo !!!  I must confess that Cin is MUCH more efficient
    at packing up and being out of the show hall and 1/2 way
    home before I even get my stuff out to the car!  She has
    it down to a science.  I am dreading the Salem show - it's
    the first time I will have kittens AND Lil.  I have this
    uncanny feeling that I will be bringing more STUFF than I
    usually bring. groan  Guess I'd better remember to pack
    my wheelie.   I'm already planning to bring TWO corner
    shelves so Lil will be able to have her own space - these
    little weenie-beanies are off the wall!  Very busy young
    ladies - I can just see me opening the cage door to get
    Lil out, and having one of these boopers scoot out and
    take off across the show hall!  I can hear it now, 
    Kitten lose, close the doors!  Ought to be an interesting
    weekend!!  I'll probably get 20 new gray hairs!
    
    re:  Cin's bag:  I'd say it's the sizes of Rhode Island, or
         maybe Connecticut !!!
    
    E.
3722.22SANFAN::BALZERMAWed Jun 20 1990 18:0616
    
    RE: Dumping beautiful babies
    
    I don't know what the H*LL this judge could know about ANY of them.
    If you blinked (no exaggeration) you missed it.  They were back in
    the cage!  I suppose that is the better than the other behavior
    exibited. I thought that he was going to twist off the head of a red 
    tabby Exotic.
    
    You know, I can take customers going up one side of me and down the other
    about something I have no control over (DEC). But treating my cat
    like that is another story. I know that I will have to learn to
    "go with the flow" in a situation like this, but it is going to
    be tough.  I thank my lucky stars that I have Jo to "teach" me.
                                                                   
    
3722.23My hotel bag is small, really!ICS::GERRYHome is where the Cat isWed Jun 20 1990 18:1724
    Elaine,
    
    You ALWAYS bring more stuff than you need!!!!!  I'll never forget your
    first show with Lil, and the amount of grooming equipment you brought.
    You might think you were going to be grooming 16 white persians with
    all that stuff!!!!!  ;-)  
    
    Okay, I'll admit that my show bag is BIG....but, the size of Rhode
    Island or Connecticut...naaaaa, maybe New York City!
    
    Now, Jo, were not talking about Elaine not having a cork screw at a cat
    show, were talking about at home!!!!  Went to visit E.T. with a friend
    of mine, and brought a bottle of wine with us....No, no corkscrew! 
    Never thought of chewing off the cork...course we were too busy
    stuffing our faces with steak and corn on the cob, and trying to keep
    the furr faces off the table at the same time!  
    
    You know how hard it is to push a cat off the table while your eatting
    really buttery corn on the cob and trying not to get cat hair on your
    hands?
    
    fun time!
    
    
3722.24Fat chance me grooming 16 white persisans or any longhairTOPDOC::TRACHMANEmacX Exotics * 264-8298Wed Jun 20 1990 18:5424
    Me, bring more stuff!  Wait a second here!  Have you checked
    under Auntie's cage in the few months????????  OR, have you
    lifted one (any one) of Auntie's (two hundred) bags that
    she brings??????  sigh  I think I have pared down what I
    bring to groom Lil - lordy, Exotics sure are EASY to show.
    Especially, BROWN ones!!  Spritz, brush, shake a little and
    go!  
    
    NOW, as to how to keep cats away when you are eating?  
    Method one:  a large powerful spray bottle
    Method two:  fast-moving elbows, wrists, and butting with your forehead
                 until they fall or are pushed to the edge of the table and
                 fall to the floor - repeat 6 hundred times until you are
                 very tired of the da*n game, but the cat is NOT.  Then
                 lock all cats in the bedroom so you can eat in peace !!!
                 Wash hands between each session  !!!
    
    Oh yeah, you forgot to mention that the cork screws (all 4) have been
    found !  A little late, but found.
    
    Cin, I refuse to discuss the contents of your HOTEL BAG !  I will
    agree that it is minuet, not small !   
    
    E.
3722.25Inquiring minds want ot know..AIMHI::MCCURDYThu Jun 21 1990 17:264
     I just read this !!.. it is soo funny.. I do have one  question
    though.. when do you the time to practice " THE LOOK"... that was
    talked about in a previous note..
    Kate
3722.26"LOOK", what look! ;-)ICS::GERRYHome is where the Cat isThu Jun 21 1990 18:517
    Kate,
    
    You practice that at EVERY ring!!!  Sometimes it takes a while before
    you get it right!  ;-)
    
    cin...who still gets sweaty palms every time her cat is judged!
    
3722.27The look says, Please Lordy, make this twit love my catPENPAL::TRACHMANEmacX Exotics * 264-8298Thu Jun 21 1990 20:499
    Really, oh those sweaty palms - do I hate that !
    
    You have to remember to start getting the look on your face
    when you turn around from placing your cat in the ring cage 
    and head for the chairs in front of the ring.  By the time
    you are seated and pick your head up, you'd BETTER have the
    look on your face !!  So, you practice at EVERY ring !
    
    E.T.
3722.28unmentionablesRHODES::GREENECatmax = Catmax + 1Fri Jun 22 1990 14:5114
    re: [whichever reply Cin libelled me in!  ;-) ]
    
    Okay, so now she has me trained to take 1 (one) suitcase only.
    For BOTH the show and hotel.
    
    So there I am in the show hall.  I open the suitcase to take
    out the show curtains and food dishes and...
    And out falls the undies and the tampax and the ...
    
    Who cares!
    
    Heh Heh.
    
    	Pennie
3722.29Penn, we both need more bag practice!!PENPAL::TRACHMANEmacX Exotics * 264-8298Fri Jun 22 1990 17:2712
    oh Pennnn !  Did you hotel stuff really fall out ???????
    
    I gotta say, Cin has us both trained in the  bag count  !!
    Of course, I still will not discuss the contents of her
    hotel bag !!  I DO take bribes !!!
    
    E.T.
    
    I can just see us next weekend peeking under all our cages counting
    how many bags we brought!  Oh, I forget the sack I use to carry my
    1/2 gallon coffee thermos if it doesn't fit in my show bag.  sigh
    I really do gotta get that stuff together.  yuk
3722.30Stuff, and more stuff, and more stuff !PENPAL::TRACHMANEmacX Exotics * 264-8298Fri Jun 22 1990 17:293
    Oh, Penn, don't feel too bad, I'm constantly on Auntie's case
    about the huge amount of stuff she lugs to the hall.  I really
    think she has you beat by a mile !  (don't tell her I said so !!)
3722.312 is okay...ICS::GERRYHome is where the Cat isFri Jun 22 1990 17:506
    Now, Pennie, You can take two bags....one for the show hall and one for
    the hotel....what I don't understand is why BOTH bags have to go to
    BOTH places!!!!!  ;-)
    
    cin...who always packs light
    
3722.32Light is one thing, butPENPAL::TRACHMANEmacX Exotics * 264-8298Fri Jun 22 1990 19:547
    re: 31
    
    Yup, Cin really DOES pack light, but I won't mention what
    she packs or doesn't pack in her hotel bag !!  Not I said
    the rabbit !!
    
    E.
3722.33Nnnnnnervous!RHODES::GREENECatmax = Catmax + 1Fri Jun 22 1990 20:077
    Now wait a minute, ET!
    
    I often travel with Cin.  Should I be inspecting the contents of
    her bag?  Is it contagious?  Will it eat me alive?  WILL IT "GET"
    HOPEYCAT??????
    
    	Pennie
3722.34smilePENPAL::TRACHMANEmacX Exotics * 264-8298Mon Jun 25 1990 13:009
    re:  33
    
    Nope, it won't get ya cause it's not there !!  It's the 'lack of'
    that's the interesting part!  We have to encourage her to 'bring
    more.....'  !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    
    If we keep this up, she's gonna get US !!!!
    
    E.T.
3722.35Okay, so what's so bad about this!ICS::GERRYHome is where the Cat isMon Jun 25 1990 14:3514
    Okay, I'm going to fess us, and tell you guys EXACTLY what I take in my
    hotel bag....
    
    I take my bathroom stuff, toothbrush, hairspray, blow dryer, etc, and
    clean undies, and a set of clean clothes for Sunday.  A can of cat food
    always with the pop top, a dish or two, some kitty litter, a paper box,
    and a trash bag for throwing the box out in the morning.  And, of
    course, the corkscrew, and a bottle of red wine.  
    
    I can usually fit this stuff in a duffle bag.  
    
    See, Pennie, nothing to "get" HopeyCat.
    
    
3722.36Hello Room service.. AIMHI::MCCURDYMon Jun 25 1990 16:386
    Hmm.. very interesting..Red wine.., corkscrew.. there is something
    missing here.. as in  longstemmed wine glasses monogrammed of
    course, and I was quite surprised about the RED wine,, I had
    Stripees  figured for  "cognac" type. ya know smoking jacket,
    ascot. pipe.. . Tee-hee.
    Kate
3722.37ICS::GERRYHome is where the Cat isMon Jun 25 1990 19:597
    Kate,  
    
    You got it....imagine the person on the other end of room
    service.....ahh, we'ld like to order 2 wine glasses please...ah, no, no
    wine, just the glasses would be fine!  ;-)
    
    
3722.38ENTREE VOUS.. SI VOU PLAI..AIMHI::MCCURDYMon Jun 25 1990 20:085
    Cin.. I can just " see that " HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.. or imagine this
    " a knock comes to the door.. Stripees answers dressed in his "smoking
    jacket, ascot.. slippers.. and  offers to show "the wait- person"
    his SHOW RIBBONS!!!!.. and tips them in  Kitty Treats.. ahahahaha..
    Kate who  feeling very silly today... Must be this Q4 madness..
3722.39remember the Governor Morris,no plastic water glasses therePENPAL::TRACHMANEmacX Exotics * 264-8298Mon Jun 25 1990 20:1612
    re: 37
    
    If I remember correctly, we HAD to use bathroom water glasses
    in  xxxCity, last overnight show.  ugh, how tickytacky !
    But, as you said, we CAN call room service and order 2 
    or 3 or 4 glasses, empty of course.  
    
    Oh, BTW, Cin, I packed a cork screw in my show back, just
    in case - it's in with my grooming tool bag!  I really
    should move it to my hotel bag!
    
    E.T.
3722.40CRUISE::NDCPutiput Scottish Folds - DTN: 297-2313Tue Jun 26 1990 12:135
    In defense of us folks who overpack.....
    
    I hate to leave home, so I always try to take it with me.  
    
    ;-))))))))))))))
3722.41yummmyTOPDOC::TRACHMANEmacX Exotics * 264-8298Tue Jun 26 1990 13:587
    Nancy!  You don't overpack, you just bring your refridgerator !!!!!
    You are so funny, I don't think I've ever seen anyone eat so much
    at a cat show!  For those of you that haven't ever 'seen' Nancy,
    she is tiny little thing !!! (a peanut).  I tease her about how
    much she eats at every show !!
    
    E.
3722.42Yummy is right!RHODES::GREENECatmax = Catmax + 1Tue Jun 26 1990 14:157
    That's because shows are "hurry up and wait...and eat."
    
    Whadda ya think I keep in all those suitcases?
    
    Why do you think I had to lose 22 pounds recently????
    
    	:-)
3722.43WR2FOR::CORDESBRO_JOset home/cat_max=infinityTue Jun 26 1990 16:3811
    Cat shows made me fat too!  I just lost 40 pounds (well, not exactly
    "just".  It took several months)  It is so boring sitting around
    waiting for rings, that the natural inclination is to start stuffing
    your face.
    
    I don't overpack, I hate to pack so I sometimes underpack.  Cin
    sounds much more organized than I am.  I have two bags, one for
    me and one for the cat.  But, I have to take both bags to the hotel
    since I never thought to pack the cats overnight bag in with mine.
    
    Jo
3722.44TOPDOC::TRACHMANEmacX Exotics * 264-8298Tue Jun 26 1990 17:2417
    Things to do at cat shows:  eat, sit, wait, hurry, groom, SHOP,
                                complain about judges, doze, wait,
                                eat, sit, worry, wait, smoke,wait.
    
    I do admit that sometimes I take a 'cat hotel bag' .  I think
    it depends upon which cat you show.  Some cats seem to travel
    very light - Lily is one of those.  I think it's because she
    only will eat dry food, with one exception:  9-lives kitten tuna
    dinner - tiny can.  Of all the junk in the world, this cat who
    will turn her nose up at EVERY other canned food in the world,
    she will devour tuna dinner - and the STINK!  The show hall
    can clear out when I open one of those cans - Lil really
    loves it!!  But, if you have to take plates, can openers, spoons,
    etc. etc. - I know that some folks use hotel ash trays, but....
    It could run to a separate bag, unless your hotel bag is LARGE !
    
    E.
3722.45WMOIS::H_TAYLORCats can't compete with CATillacs.Tue Jun 26 1990 18:2519
    RE:  Eating at the cat shows.
    
    Precicely why I had to loose 27 lbs and still have another 12! (-:  But
    I'm getting better at this.  Bringing crackers and cheese instead of
    candy!
    
    We've gotten pretty organized.  One hotel bag, one kitty show bag and
    one people show bag.  The people show bag usually has the munchies,
    asprin, and a sweatshirt or t-shirt for temperature change (They
    certainly did come in handy at the Concord show last year.  Eh
    ladies??).
    
    And the show bags are TINY!!  One duffle bag and one small overnight
    bag.  It's great showing cats with very little fur!  Piece of cake! 
    Wet your hand with witch hazel (or listerine), rub it down the cat's
    back, rub the chamois down the cat's back and go!!
    
    Holly
    
3722.46brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr TOPDOC::TRACHMANEmacX Exotics * 264-8298Tue Jun 26 1990 20:545
    re: 45
    
    aw, Holly, give me a break - guess folks will never forget THAT show!
    
    E.T._show_manager
3722.47CRUISE::NDCPutiput Scottish Folds - DTN: 297-2313Wed Jun 27 1990 11:526
    Well, I burn off all those calories getting excited!  Folks must
    think I'm nutz, but I can have the GREATEST time at the shows.
    And if my kitties aren't in the finals, there's always someone I
    know who is so I can go and get excited about their cats.  
    
      Nancy DC
3722.48you're normal!TOPDOC::TRACHMANEmacX Exotics * 264-8298Wed Jun 27 1990 14:085
    Nance, you're about as nutz as all the rest of crazies - I wouldn't
    get my withers in a dither over being wacco - I always say that when
    I stop getting excited, it's time to stop showing !!
    
    E.
3722.49one ringy-dingy..AIMHI::MCCURDYWed Sep 26 1990 17:2140
     This my version of what happened behind the scenes at Preschies 
      Debut..
             Friday: D-DAY..
         Mama Cin arrives to help me get Preschie ready..,, Kate
    is able to answer door, hug friend.. and say my palms
    are sweaty... Cin says lets bathe Preschie.. HAPPY
    HEARS word BATH and is chuckling..Preschie is very good
    for Mama Cin , she bathes her in 1/4 of the time it takes
    me.. HMM..
         Kate makes tea to go with muffins Cin Brings,, (NOTE
    Palms are still sweaty) .. Tea water is ready.. YIPPEE SUCCESS
    Cin and I take  our break  drink our tea, eat muffins , chat..
    Break is over.. we dry Preschie.. and that takes 1/4 of the time
    it takes when I do her.. hmmmm.(NOTE Palms are still sweaty..)
     Next we have lunch.. NOTE Kate is not er um  domestic.. Cook
    is not part of vocabulary.. just like the NO word.. AHEM.. But
    I do dessert very well..)
      We eat lunch... lunch is done..(Note Palms are still sweaty..)
    We complete rest oF Preschies   stuff..
     We  depart for show hall.. (NOTE NOW PALMS ARE REALLY SWEATY..ET AL..)
     WE arrive at show hall.. Cin teaches me how to set up big cage..
    (note Sunday E.T.hd to er um show me how to get into litlecage
    to set up.. )
     Pre show announcements are  made.. Kate hears "bell type noise.."
    looks over at Cin, (note palms are now very sweaty..) and says
    Cin,, what does that mean.. Cin very calmly replies...
      I think that means someone is calling the show hall, Kate..
    that is the pay phone in the lobby,,.........
               They announce Preschies 1st ring... Preschie is
    very calm,, Mama Cin is calm.. Kate is apolectic.. Preschie
    is taken to ring after Mama Cin does her fur coat..
    she is fine,, MAMA Cin is fine.. Kate is apolectic..
    and so forth all nite.. The big moment finally arrives
    Preschie get a her 1st best cat.. Mama Cin si fine,  Preschie
    is fine,, Kate is in tears.. crying in her fur... Heheh..
    Sat Arrives.. MAMA Cin probably figures well today she will
    be calm.. MAMA Cin arrives at my house.. I open door..
    and say.. DID I dream everything that happened yesterday..!!!
    hmmm...more later..
    Kate..
3722.50CRUISE::NDCPutiput Scottish Folds - DTN: 297-2313Thu Sep 27 1990 11:424
    Well Kate, I thought you looked like a real pro!
    
    Boy that's amazing!  A BEST CAT in your very first ring!!!
    But then again, you were showing Preschie  :-)
3722.51WILLEE::MERRITTThu Sep 27 1990 12:049
    Kate,
    
    I think your in the wrong profession...you should have been a
    writer.  Did you ever think of starting a book for children
    regarding Kitties?   I love your stories..keep them comming.
               
    Congrats...Preschie         
                  
    Sandy
3722.52Show etiquette 101...OFFPLS::SPINGLERThu Sep 27 1990 13:0112
                                                          
    Don't worry Kate, Prechie will have you trained in no time!  "It's okay
    to cry in my fur, Mummie, Please do not wipe your eyes on my tail!" 
    That is what HRH and Panther taught her!
    
    Congrats to Prechie, and to Kate, I am so proud of both of you!!  I
    can't wait to see the rest of the ribbons.  Has Happy decided to use
    them for decorating yet?
    
    Feline Silly today,
    
    Sue & Panther & Spot
3722.53Can I Drive?..Mom..AIMHI::MCCURDYThu Sep 27 1990 14:0822
    Nancy....it was Cin and Preschie who were the real pros.. must be
    in the genes..!!!!
      I left out the best part of the story.. on Sunday nite Cin, ET,
    Lauren and I stopped for a snack.. and as I was getting out of the
    car.. Cin spotted me removing my jacket to cover Preschies
    carrier. so she would be warm.. Cin said.. Kate.. she will
    be just fine. it is very warm out. of coure I replied..
    I am really not an overprotective mother.. YA RIGHT..
    Well after we ate.. I drove home.. I got
    to exit just by home in Nashua.. and Preschie had been sooooooooooooo
    quiet..in her little wicker basket..... with her pillows and her
    rosettes that I had buried in there under  her pillow.. when all
    of a sudden I heard some rustling noises.. and I said Preschie
    are you ok?.. what are you doing?.. all of a sudden I heard
    PURP..and lo and behold the little "darling" was in my lap
    with her little paws on the steering wheel.. with a ROSETTE
    in her mouth.. needless to say.. I was very shocked..
    and Back into the "playpen" she went.. from now on..
    we are going to travel in our regulation carrier with
    a padlock on the door..;*0.. No one, not even Happy
    has ever even attempted to escape... giggle, giggle..
    Kate
3722.54Kitty college, Advanced Escape Methods 204...OFFPLS::SPINGLERThu Sep 27 1990 16:4612
    
    Kate,
    
    Just be sure that when you put Prechie into her "regulation carrier
    with the padlock" that she doesn't have her lock picks and burgler
    tools with her.  Giggle Giggle heehee, Happy has taught her well, and I
    think that she has figured out a few things on her own!!
    
    Feline Houdini,
    
    Sue & Panther & Spot
                       
3722.55A perfect score..AIMHI::MCCURDYThu Sep 27 1990 17:1511
    Sue.. I am sure that Happy has taught her some real gems..
    Last nite I was "practicing some Tips that Cin had shared with me
    on Happy.. needless to say she was not amused.. she was wiggling and
    squirming.. well Preschie was watching this little  this event..
    whne the next thing  I know... she came charging at me.. as I am trying
    to "hold a wiggling Happy.." and bit my toe. Happy escaped and they
    both went running down the Hall into the bedroom and under the
    waterbed.. Hmm. I wonder what kitty college lesson that was.. 
    hmm
    Kate, Happy..(YO.. YA got it right , kid) Preschie( Pay up
    Happy..!!!!!)