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Conference misery::feline_v1

Title:Meower Power is Valuing Differences
Notice:FELINE_V1 is moving 1/11/94 5pm PST to MISERY
Moderator:MISERY::VANZUYLEN_RO
Created:Sun Feb 09 1986
Last Modified:Tue Jan 11 1994
Last Successful Update:Fri Jun 06 1997
Number of topics:5089
Total number of notes:60366

3480.0. "The Secret Life Of Cats" by WEFXEM::COTE (Bain Dramaged) Mon Apr 02 1990 16:31

    I'm sure readers of this file are quite familiar with the fact that
    cats can escape to an alternative reality at will. (That's how they
    manage to appear and disappear at will...)
    
    I've often wondered where aja goes when she slips out. The following
    ad in today's Worcester Telegram makes it crystal clear...
    
    
                  Tonite starting at 5:30 for continuous shows!
    
                                  Star of
    
                                  X-RATED
    
                            Magazines and Movies
    
                                   "AJA"
    
    My cat is a porn-star!!!!
    
    
    Where did I fail? I mean, I had her fixed. Sure, she used to hate
    wearing a collar but I never realized I was depriving her of her
    livelihood...
    
    I'm shattered.
    
    Edd
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3480.1Blackie! where are you?SALEM::DILLONIt's never to lateMon Apr 02 1990 16:593
    	It's 5:30, do you know where your cat is!!??
    
    Mike
3480.2AIMHI::OFFENMon Apr 02 1990 22:045
    It's 5:31.....Do you know what your cat is DOING??????
    
    Sandi
    
    
3480.3SUBURB::ODONNELLJTue Apr 03 1990 08:402
    No - but you can make some pretty accurate guesses from the
    self-satisfied look on his/her face!!!!
3480.4dinner is servedAIMHI::MCCURDYTue Apr 03 1990 16:195
    HMM.. Well, at my house.. " dinner is  being served".....
    at 5:32. Happy is ready for dessert.. HRH on the other hand,
    is just starting to decide if she ready to eat dinner or
    not,, and Preschie wants dinner and dessert at the same time..
    Kate
3480.5Watch the TV....BOOVX2::MANDILEWed Apr 04 1990 13:524
    But my four guys are all housecats!!??? Maybe they watch
    the NY channel when I'm not there......
    
    L-
3480.6Runs a house in the red light districtCLOVE::SPINGLERWed Apr 04 1990 14:5412
    
    I know what Spot does when I'm not home and my husband is.  She turnes
    into a woman.  (I'm sure that she is his mistress ;-}  )  When I'm home
    and she is in her "cat attire" she is all over him.  (The little hussy-
    there is no shame in this cat when it comes to Jerry.)  She even
    pushed me out of bed once.  I'm sure it is because she wanted to be
    alone with 'her' man. 
    
    Feline Magicians at my house,
     
    Sue & Panther & Spot
    
3480.7So, that explains it... TPMARY::TAMIRACMS design while-u-waitThu Apr 05 1990 13:378
Gee. Edd, I guess that explains the cigarette butts with cat spit on them
that have been left in the ashtrays, eh??

Now we know why her ears get so pink....

Aja, you little devil!

Mary
3480.8Kitten on the key(board)...DCSVAX::COTEBain DramagedSun Apr 08 1990 22:239
    I asked aja to enter her explanation for this. Here it is...
    
    bjkhcdeL: cer0y834d
    
    A-ha! That explains it. She can't type well enough to be a writer!
    
    Edd
    
    
3480.9"bjkhcdeL: cer0y834d" ... My lips are sealed!RHODES::GREENECatmax = Catmax + 1Wed Apr 11 1990 12:369
    Edd...
    
    You mean you didn't even TRY to decipher the code?
    
    DO YOU REALIZE WHAT SHE WROTE???!!!!
    
    Heh heh,
    
    	Pennie
3480.10A ladycat never divulges her secrets anyhow...WEFXEM::COTEI smell a wumpus...Wed Apr 11 1990 20:053
    I put her on the keyboard and that's what came out!
    
    Edd
3480.11SANFAN::FOSSATJUThu Apr 12 1990 17:527
    This morning, while out in front, Stitch disappeared.  Then Richard
    noticed the front page of the morning paper walking down the street
    on its own with a small section of black tail showing from the back
    side.  Just where was he going in this disguise?
    
    
    Giudi
3480.12CSCOA5::MCFARLAND_Dalferetter boundThu Apr 12 1990 17:599
    
    giudi,
    
    maybe stitch always wanted to be in the paper...?
    
    <ack!>
    
    diane, stella, & stanley
    
3480.13SANFAN::FOSSATJUThu Apr 12 1990 21:4014
    YEA, in the paper and everything else.  One day I'm going to do
    an entire day of cat watching and write everything down - like follow
    your cat(s) around for an entire day - over fences, behind the
    furniture, in the closet, etc, etc.  It would be interesting to
    see what we all could come up with.
    
    Like  "kitty stared at wall for 15 minutes and then........"
    
    There's a guy who writes an article about this once a year in the
    SF Chronicle and it's a scream.  He follows his two cats around
    for an entire day and then writes up ALL that they did.
    
    
    Giudi                                                  
3480.14CRUISE::NDCPutiput Scottish Folds - DTN: 297-2313Fri Apr 13 1990 11:404
    re: .13 Oh PLEASE enter that when he publishes his next 
    column!!!
      Nancy DC who doesn't think it would be very interesting to watch
    her crew sleep all day.
3480.15SANFAN::FOSSATJUMon Apr 16 1990 19:3711
    Well, this time I got to see it my self.  While out front this weekend,
    Stitch tried the disguise bit with a large leaf.  However, the leaf
    was not quite big enough to cover the entire body so he could not go
    slinking down the street in cognito. So when he discovered that
    this outfit wouldn't work, he decided to eat the leaf.
    
    
    Giudi