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Conference misery::feline_v1

Title:Meower Power is Valuing Differences
Notice:FELINE_V1 is moving 1/11/94 5pm PST to MISERY
Moderator:MISERY::VANZUYLEN_RO
Created:Sun Feb 09 1986
Last Modified:Tue Jan 11 1994
Last Successful Update:Fri Jun 06 1997
Number of topics:5089
Total number of notes:60366

3401.0. "The Hicky dance." by SUBURB::GLOVERP (Mothballs and Tanglefoot) Thu Mar 08 1990 06:58

    O.K.here we are again with more observations on our furry fiends.
    
    This is called the " Iamthehardesttomaround" Dance.
    
    You take two cats..One Lm and another unknown partner Tom. Place
    in garden and take your partners! Then its a Crab to the left,heckles
    raised and a crab to the right,heckles raised. 
    Then its heads to the floors and a ...SPIT! (Very unhygenic but
    its part of the dance....try not to hit your partner though..)
    
    Walk closer and to the right,stand on rear legs and try to box partner
    on nose with either paw.
    
    Repeat for,oh,about 10 mins or until bored.This bordom can include
    observors.
    
    Never on any account actually make physical contact. This would
    inflict damage. Just dance.
    
    When it appears that no progress will be made to remove said Tom
    from garden,STOP. 
    
    Make small meowing noises and wait.
    
    Wait for appx. 10 secs. 
    
    Cavalry arrives and dance ends.....
    
    Daft things cats. 
    
    Phil[]
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3401.1ROYALT::MORRISSEYPD abounds....Thu Mar 08 1990 13:177
    
    
    	Phil, I am absolutely dying!!  =)  =)
    
    
    	JJ
    
3401.2CLOVE::MITCHELL_VThu Mar 08 1990 14:574
    
    Phil, your stories are great.  Look forward to more.
    
    Val
3401.3SUBURB::GLOVERPMothballs and TanglefootThu Mar 08 1990 15:067
    Stories? AAAHHHHHHHH!!!   :-)  The truth, honest!!!!!  
    
    Wellllllll,sort of!
    
    Cheers anyway.......
    
    Feeling humble..
3401.4Doing it ------in Berlin!USMRW2::EVIOLAThu Mar 08 1990 16:2312
    
    
    Gee..........phil,,,,,,,,,,I've read your stories (throught various
    NODES I use (Carol Weston) and when I read a sad story, I am so
    greatful for your guys anticks.......
    
    The dance........is living well in Berlin,MA.......my strays have it
    down pat!  Now I know what to call it, and will observe their steps!
    
    Carol
    
    
3401.5*A SLIGHT VARIATION*AIMHI::OFFENThu Mar 08 1990 16:4714
    Lightning knows a very good variation of this dance.
    
    Walk forward with shoulders hunched and head down towards your partner,
    usually Thunder.  Your partner should be standing still with head down
    and sort of tilted to the side.  Stop when you are 6 inches apart. 
    Stand in position for 30 seconds and then *flop* down on your side. Get
    right back up and do the *foxtrot* down the hall with your partner
    tagging behind.
    
    Phil,  don't you EVER leave DEC.  I LOVE reading your stories.
    
    Sandi with the local Storm-troopers
    
      
3401.6CRUISE::NDCPutiput Scottish Folds - DTN: 297-2313Thu Mar 08 1990 16:554
    "Phil,  don't you EVER leave DEC.  I LOVE reading your stories."
    
       DITTO!
    
3401.7ROYALT::MORRISSEYForever dancing on and onThu Mar 08 1990 18:183
    
    	Ditto twice!  =)
    
3401.8another variationFORTSC::WILDEAsk yourself..am I a happy cow?Thu Mar 08 1990 22:3614
Another variation:

crab up to your partner who is standing on all fours with a startled
look on his/her face....when 6 inches from partner, rear up on hind
legs and smartly "dribble" partner's head on the carpet three times
by whacking firmly and quickly with right paw on top of partner's
head.  Immediately crab-skip back 4 steps twirl around and boogie down
the hall with enraged partner in hot pursuit.  Agressor should offer
sound effects - hissing and spitting - as she is pursued by her
dance partner.....this is Hannah's variation, of course....best
started from secret hiding place behind the living room couch.
Favorite victim is Sam or Tabby.

I third that demand that Phil NEVER leave DIGITAL...we need 'im.