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Conference misery::feline_v1

Title:Meower Power is Valuing Differences
Notice:FELINE_V1 is moving 1/11/94 5pm PST to MISERY
Moderator:MISERY::VANZUYLEN_RO
Created:Sun Feb 09 1986
Last Modified:Tue Jan 11 1994
Last Successful Update:Fri Jun 06 1997
Number of topics:5089
Total number of notes:60366

2991.0. "Keeer-Plunk!!!!" by SALSA::DEFRANCO () Fri Oct 27 1989 21:31

    Well, Sweetie has finally done it!  I've know for the past year that it
    was bound to happen.  You see, Sweetie was not born with the natural
    adeptness that is normally associated with the feline species.  She
    tends to fall off of things and missjudge her jumps.
    
    Well, for the past year she has been trying like the devil to jump onto
    the toilet seat and take a good look at what's going on in that there
    big old bowl!  I've been running around for a year making sure every
    lid in the house is closed but I missed one today.  
    
    Well, Sweetie saw the open bowl and jumped onto the rim.  I didn't say
    anthing nor did I move towards her since I didn't want to startle her
    and make her loose her balance.  Well friends, it didn't matter.
    Within a matter of about 2 seconds she was swimming in the toilet bowl! 
    I rushed over and pulled her out, she walked away, dripping, with her
    head held up high as though nothing had happened!  I just don't know,
    she was either too proud to be embarrassed or too dumb to comprehend
    what had happened. 
    
    That's my Sweetie for you! I really do love that silly little cat!  
    
    
    Jeanne (and Sweetie, who's all wet behind the ears and eveywhere else!)
    
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2991.1CRUISE::NDCW frnds like these,who nds hallucinatnsWed Aug 30 1989 11:516
    I think there must be a klutz gene and Flame has it too!  
    
    Now you realize, that that head high pose was the "I meant to do
    that" look.
      Nancy DC
    
2991.2It's all part of the act!SPGBAS::MCNAMARAMon Oct 30 1989 15:524
    Both of my cats sleep on the top of the cable box which is on top of
    the tv.  About once every other month or so - one of them will roll off
    in their sleep.  I get such a kick out of that " I meant to do that"
    look on their faces!
2991.3At least she was cool!CLUSTA::TAMIRACMS design while-u-waitTue Oct 31 1989 15:2213
    Poor little Sweetie!!  She certainly isn't the brightest bulb in the
    string, but that little face is something else!
    
    Jeanne, does she still like to sleep under things and behind things?? 
    When she was a baby, her favourite sleeping place was behind the books
    on a bookshelf.  She also liked to be under the covers with her sister,
    Julie.
    
    Someone once told me that cats with fluffy tails have to put so much
    energy into growing those beautiful tails that their brains don't have
    time to develop...maybe that's it!
    
    Mary
2991.4Fluffy tail = small brain, Hhuummm...BIMINI::SPINGLERTue Oct 31 1989 15:4013
    
    
    I know what you mean about that "I Meant to do that!" look.  Spot
    has such big feet that sometimes she can't keep track of all of
    them and ends up triping over them, especially when chasing Panther
    up the stairs!
    
    Not graceful but certainly beautiful!
    
    Feline fine,
    
    Sue & Panther & Spot
    
2991.5fluff=low wattageDELNI::HYERWed Nov 01 1989 13:3012
    
    I've got two with fluffy tails and the dim lightbulbs at times. There
    must be a correlation!!
    
    The one with the biggest tail is the slowest - has trouble figuring out
    that screen doors aren't meant for charging through.  He does amble off
    with that 'boy was that fun' look on his face while we are laughing.
    The less fluffy one has the smarts, he waits to see what happens to
    his brother first!
    
    "C" (owned by Otis and Rascal)
    
2991.6fluffy tail = fluffy brainAIMVAX::LUBYDTN 287-3204Wed Nov 01 1989 14:5116
	I'll certainly agree with that!  
	
	Bandit has a gorgeous tail and cute little bloomers too.  He
	also has a rather small head (literally!).  My mother pointed
	it out but his head is not proportional with his body, hence,
	the nick name Pin Head.  He is rather stupid and clumsy too
	but absolutely the most adorable kitty!

	T.K. is a very streamlined cat, sleek and graceful.  He is
	short hair but on occassion, I have seen him slip and fall
	and he too gets that look "I meant to do that".

	Cats are so funny!

	Karen
2991.7It's true!!!CLUSTA::TAMIRACMS design while-u-waitWed Nov 01 1989 14:576
    Well, there you go!  Celeste and Karen are right!!  Little Chauncey,
    who has tail fur six inches long, will sit and get smacked in the head
    when you toss toys to him.  Julie, whose fur is 1/4 inch long, figured
    out how to open the storm door last night...
    
    Mary
2991.8Sometimes a Fluffy brain is an advantageCRUISE::NDCDTN: 297-2313Wed Nov 01 1989 17:166
    Flame doesn't know enough to get upset when one of the others
    has a hissy-fit.  Its usually Mao who still occasionally sleeps
    on top of the fridge and if she happens across Flame she gets
    all bent-out-of-shape.  Flame just looks at her and say "huh??"
      Nancy DC
    
2991.9Oh those tabby cats.....SWAT::COCHRANEEthel The Ardvaark Goes Quantity SurveyingThu Nov 02 1989 11:3610
    re: .8
    
    Nancy, does Flame have tabby genes?  My three siamese all have
    "hissy-fights" from time to time, but if they try and pick one
    with the tabbies, the tabbies just walk away.  They don't care!
    And if the siamese persist, the tabbies calmly wap them in the
    face and keep walking!  It's real funny to watch!  Almost as
    good as a siamese huff!  ;-) ;-)
    
    Mary-Michael 
2991.10Fluffy's answering backSHAPES::HEATHTThu Nov 02 1989 12:0021
2991.11CRUISE::NDCDTN: 297-2313Fri Nov 03 1989 11:217
    Flame is a red tabby with beautiful orange eyes.  Not the brightest
    cat I've every had but certainly one of the most delightful.  Now
    Dundee is also a tabby - brown tabby & white - and there's no flies
    on that guy!  He's a clever and saucy little guy!  I caught him
    confronting Jesse several times and Jesse is 2.5 times Dundee's
    size and weight!
      Nancy DC
2991.12WR2FOR::CORDESBRO_JOset home/cat_max=infinityFri Nov 03 1989 16:203
    Sorry, Nancy, but that doesn't sound too bright to me! ;^)
    
    Jo
2991.13ASABET::CUNNIFFFri Nov 03 1989 17:458
    re  - last few
    
    actually - Dundee can get away with bapping Jesse on the head because
    with those ears, he always looks angry. (See, Jesse's only got one
    folded ear, so he's half as angry as Dundee)
    
    jack
    whos_feline_more_like_a_catnap_than_work_today
2991.14"siamese huff"!CSCOA3::MCFARLAND_Djust call me dunwoody diMon Nov 06 1989 00:5013
    
    i agree about the "siamese huff". no one was better than drawing
    herself up, raising her tail in the air, giving me a haughty look with
    those deep blue eyez, and walking off in a "siamese huff" than my dear
    cissy, my little sealpoint who died 2 yearz ago.
    
    both stella and stanley are half siamese and have the traditional long,
    tapered tail.  and they are both fiendishly clever--esp. stella--in
    getting what they want. maybe there is a correlation 'twixt tail width
    and smartz, after all!
    
    diane (dr. feline) and stella and stanley
    
2991.15Cat falls inGENRAL::BALDRIDGEFall has fellMon Nov 06 1989 16:1012
    Our newest, Cassandra(the flea) is fascinated watching the toilet
    flush. The other day she was sitting on the edge of the toilet(lid up)
    watching me squeegie the shower door after my shower, when all of a
    sudden, I hear this great splash. When I opened the shower door, here
    was Cassandra sitting on the bathroom carpet scrubbing away like mad
    and all around the toilet area was water. Looked like someone threw
    a full scrub bucket at the toilet. Hasn't lessened her interest in
    watching the toilet flush.
    
    Chuck
    
    
2991.16CRUISE::NDCDTN: 297-2313Tue Nov 07 1989 12:033
    re: Dundee & Jesse - the "bright" part of that is that Dundee manages
    to get away with it all!