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Conference misery::feline_v1

Title:Meower Power is Valuing Differences
Notice:FELINE_V1 is moving 1/11/94 5pm PST to MISERY
Moderator:MISERY::VANZUYLEN_RO
Created:Sun Feb 09 1986
Last Modified:Tue Jan 11 1994
Last Successful Update:Fri Jun 06 1997
Number of topics:5089
Total number of notes:60366

2249.0. "Fireplaces" by REFINE::TAYLOR ("Hug me, I purr!...") Thu Feb 23 1989 15:55

I decided that the scene last night at my house deserved a notes entry.

First, let me explain something.  As many of you know, I am a breeder.  I breed
Korats.  Well, at the present time, one of my queens, PITA (Pain in the *ss) is 
in full season!!  she is trying every way that she can to get out and find a
man!  She's tried to run out the door MANY times, clawing at the rug near the
door to get out, and so on.  Well, last night she got desperate!

I was sitting in the livingroom chair watching tv.  I looked over at the 
fireplace and saw PITA climbing in the fireplace.  I yelled, "GET OUT OF THERE
PITA!!" and I got up to get her out.  Well, the next thing I  knew, she had 
disappeared!  I went over and looked in the fireplace and she had jumped up into
the chimney past the damper!  I tried EVERYTHING to get her down, but she just 
sat there and cried.  Of course, she was just out of my reach, so I couldn't 
get her down myself!  There I was, kneeling in the fireplace, trying to get the
cat out of the chimney!!!!  By the time I got her down, both of us and the 
entire living room were COVERED in soot!!!  Needless to say, I shut the damper
after that and it now is only going to be opened when we have a fire.  

Holly
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2249.1*AREN'T CATS FUN??**AIMHI::OFFENThu Feb 23 1989 17:039
    Boy,  I bet she earned a few other choice nicknames while that was
    happening.  
    
    You must have looked cute in the fireplace.  Pretending to be Mrs.
    Santa Claus???   Soot is SO much fun to clean up.
    
    Sandi (Lightning, DejaVu & the INFAMOUS Black Thunder's mom)
    
    
2249.2YOSMTE::CORDESBRO_JOThu Feb 23 1989 17:133
    Aren't females in season fun?
    
    Jo
2249.3SUBURB::TUDORKSKEADUGENGASun Feb 26 1989 13:101
    Sounds like the hole in the head would be preferable :-)
2249.4speaking of fireplaces..........DNEAST::FIRTH_CATHYowlMon Feb 27 1989 10:2414
    This is not about a cat, but it IS about a fireplace.  When I was
    barely 2 I say "santa Claus" in the chimney complete with beard.
    I finally convinced my parents to come (ie. humor me), over they
    came and there was a muscovy duck tail hanging down from the damper.
    
    My father opened up the damper and out came *santa* and carried
    soot all over the downstairs.  My sister and I were amused.  I do
    not recall amusement on the part of the adults.
    
    So cats (even Smokey) are not always the hazzard.  What is it called
    in a court of law ........ an attractive nuisance?????
    
    Cathy (Smoeky & Bandit)
    
2249.5my fireplace incidentCGOO01::LMILLERNow try it once more ......Mon Feb 27 1989 18:1021
    I arrived home from work one day to an absolute shambles, stuff
    was knocked off the dining room hutch (welsh dresser), plants down
    and out for the count.  My first thought it was a break in but on
    further investigation .... 
    My three cats were sitting on the kitchen counter (where they are NOT 
    allowed) staring into space.  I also looked up and guess what ....
    a large thrush was perched even higher on top of the cabinets.  I did
    what every self repecting person does in these matters .. shouted,
    waved my arms etc.  This compounded the mess, as the bird flew around
    the house, letting "loose" on everything that it could and its lunch
    evidently consisted of blueberries.  I  ran to get my neighbour,
    who is a SPCA employee, who had enough common sense to remove the
    screens from the window (it wouldn't go out the door), while I fended
    off the cats, the bird left.  I was such a wreck, I made the poor
    fellow follow me around to find out how the bird got in.  As we
    approached the fire place the evidence was for all to see......soot
    everywhere (on closer look it was on our tabby and white as well).
    I don't think the bird knew how lucky it was .... at least I didn't
    come home to bodies/feathers ... only some very disappointed faces.
                
    Linda
2249.6You can't keep a good man down...EUREKA::DENISEcatholic boys start much 2 lateWed Mar 01 1989 00:5329
    
    Hi everybody, just back borrowing this account to say hello...
    
    About 14 years ago my wife and I had the same problem regarding
    chimney chasers.... we had just moved into an apartment with a spare
    room with an open fireplace and were asked to take care of a ginger
    tabby longhair called Jamie while a new home was found for him (this
    only took about two years...8^)}  ).. to get him  adjusted to the
    new place and keep our existing 4 quiet we installed him in the
    spare room with his own water and food. Later that evening we went
    in to check on him and found no trace whatsoever. By eventual
    elimination we decided that he must be up the chimney (small clues
    like some soot in the fireplace... bit of a give-away...) we called
    up the chimney but no result and eventually phoned the previous
    owner of Jamie to come over and see what she could do.... finally
    got him down and spent next two hours washing and drying the poor
    frightened little soul... couldn't have been a short-hair I suppose...
    never mind... what we all go through...
    
    Brian Shipley
    
    p.s. Still checking through all the back notes and replies but as
    I'm in New Hampshire (Merrimack to be specific) for a short while,
    can I ask if anyone is arranging another visit to the Hunan Gardens
    ( now that I've found out where it is)...??? if so let me know at
    the above address....
    
    Best wishes to all... and especially the furries friends...
    
2249.7Maximum troubleSUBURB::TUDORKSKEADUGENGAWed Mar 01 1989 16:365
    >Couldn't have been a shorthair.
    
    Brian, you should know by now - they never are!
    
    Kate
2249.8I'm lucky it was a one of the Korats!REFINE::TAYLOR"Hug me, I purr!..."Wed Mar 01 1989 16:406
Well, not quite never.  PITA is a shorthair (korat).  And all gray at that!  
I guess I got lucky in that respect.  It could have been Tabbatha, who is all 
black (I would have had 3 gray kitties) Or even worse, Seasea who is a cream 
and white tabby shorthair or Michaela who is a golden tabby persian!!

Holly