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Conference misery::feline_v1

Title:Meower Power is Valuing Differences
Notice:FELINE_V1 is moving 1/11/94 5pm PST to MISERY
Moderator:MISERY::VANZUYLEN_RO
Created:Sun Feb 09 1986
Last Modified:Tue Jan 11 1994
Last Successful Update:Fri Jun 06 1997
Number of topics:5089
Total number of notes:60366

1885.0. ""Perform" anyone?" by SHARE::SUPINO () Tue Oct 18 1988 13:40

    Has anyone ever heard of or, better still, tried the new cat food
    called Perform?  Perhaps some of you may have noticed the one page
    ad for it in Sunday's Parade Magazine in the Globe.
    
    For those of you who didn't see the ad, if you call the toll-free
    #, they'll send you a sample, or if you place an order, they'll
    send you a free 3 1/2 lb. bag of dry kitten or cat food.
    
    The # is 1-800-858-3500, ext. 140.
    
    
    diane
    
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1885.1Lick Your ChopsFSHQA1::RWAXMANTue Oct 18 1988 13:467
    I've never heard of Perform; however, at the Boston Cat Show I received
    samples of a new food called "Lick Your Chops" (both canned and
    dry).  When I opened the can it smelled awful, but Chauncey and
    Nikki loved it!  I haven't seen it in stores yet but was amazed
    that they ate it so fast.  Knowing them, though, it was a novelty
    and they'll probably snub their noses up at it the second time around.
    
1885.2Status vs. QualityCURIE::SADLER_TEMPTue Oct 18 1988 14:1510
    I saw this ad too.  I have not tried the food, but its a neat marketing
    concept.  "We deliver fresh to your door".  They will deliver on
    a regular schedule a specified amount of food.
    
    Just like the milkman!  One more giant step for the 'distinctive'
    cat owner who only bought food from a GRAIN store.  I guess its
    the maturity of the cat food market.  It will be interesting to
    see if it is really a superior product....
    
    Cathy
1885.3Gucci-Bonkers?WEFXEM::COTEIt was a dark and stormy night...Tue Oct 18 1988 14:276
    E-gad, yuppie cat food!
    
    I can see the Volvo with spiral antenna pulling up now, the Reeboks
    padding quietly up to the door, the rustle of a Burberry overcoat...
    
    Edd
1885.4HUMOR::EPPESMake 'em laughTue Oct 18 1988 21:4219
1885.5Me? Irked? nevuh....WEFXEM::COTEIt looks like Fruit Loops out there!Tue Oct 18 1988 23:3910
    No offense taken, it takes far more than that to set me off...
    
    It wasn't the quality issue that prompted my remark, it was the
    'delivered to your door' part. I pictured it as "just the thing
    for the couple (single?) pursuing all the finer things life has
    to offer yet still finding themselves without enough quality time
    to share with their felines"
    
    Edd (who cracks up everytime he sees an executive meeting on a rainy
         day and everyone shows up wearing the same raincoat)
1885.6YOSMTE::JOHNSTON_SHWed Oct 19 1988 00:3719
    Ed, the yuppie reaction is the same one I had towards "Sheba" cat
    food.  Out here in Califonia it is a new brand, $.69 for a 3.5 once
    tin (not canned, never canned!)
    
    The TV ads call if the "brand for descriminating cat owners" (sounds
    like they want us to eat the stuff!) and says that in Ancient Egypt
    cats were treated like royalty and that if we all loved our cats
    we would buy Sheba food. (very rough sketch of the content of the
    commercial, I'm afraid)
    
    I got a free can of it at a cat show.  It looks just like a canned
    ham when you open it up.  It smelled like a canned ham, it had gel
    like a canned ham, but it must not have tasted like a canned ham
    because even Kalliste wouldn't touch it!
    
    Do any of you see Sheba in your grocery stores or are we a test
    market out here in California?
    
    jo
1885.7She still prefers chicken hearts and livers...WEFXEM::COTEIt looks like Fruit Loops out there!Wed Oct 19 1988 09:345
    I gave aja a 'tin' of Sheba once. She ate it. No big deal, she
    ate Calo once when I first got her. Nothing discriminating about
    her.
    
    Edd
1885.8Sheba available on East CoastSWAT::COCHRANEI never blink.Wed Oct 19 1988 11:5610
    To the extent that Niniane and Charm both adore canned (or "tinned"
    I guess) food, to the extent that they inhale most varieties, and
    to the extent that, being Siamese, it often returns at about roughly the
    same speed as it went down, they liked Sheba well enough.  It would
    seem, from my experience, the formula goes something like:
    
    The smell from the cat food when the can is opened is directly
    proportional to how much your cat likes the food.
    
    Mary-Michael
1885.9Great Acting, Bad CommercialSALEM::LEARD_KWed Oct 19 1988 13:439
    Isn't this the commercial where the woman lifts the plate of cat
    food up to her face and inhales (ack!) the odor, smiling dreamily, 
    before presenting it to her cat? As .8 points out, the smellier the 
    food, the more cats adore it. [Can you envision this scene being 
    filmed, over and over, while the actress tries to portray just the right 
    expression of ecstacy?]
    
    Seems obvious to me that the marketing types who created this
    commercial don't know cats! 
1885.10A word from a Bentley MK511 student :-)INDEBT::TAUBENFELDIlza EgkWed Oct 19 1988 15:3410
    
    Investment forcasters are saying the service industry is going
    to grow significantly in the next few years.  Delivery to your door
    will be in great demand.  It seems the makers of this product did
    their marketing research. :-)  Whether they made a better product
    may not matter, if people think the service is more important.
    
    Now if they could do my grocery shopping and deliver to my door...
    :-)
    
1885.11Door-to-Door Delivery sounds good to me!!TOPDOC::TRACHMANE.T.'s ZhivagoCats....DTN: 264-8298Wed Oct 19 1988 15:522
    When they delivery, do they do windows, vacuum, scoop poop, and
    comb hairs ??  Boy, I wish......