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Conference misery::feline_v1

Title:Meower Power is Valuing Differences
Notice:FELINE_V1 is moving 1/11/94 5pm PST to MISERY
Moderator:MISERY::VANZUYLEN_RO
Created:Sun Feb 09 1986
Last Modified:Tue Jan 11 1994
Last Successful Update:Fri Jun 06 1997
Number of topics:5089
Total number of notes:60366

874.0. "CATS in SPACE" by PARITY::TILLSON (If it don't tilt, fergit it!) Thu Nov 05 1987 15:45

    This is an extract from something that showed up in my mailbox from
    the USENET this morning; I thought you would all enjoy it.  I know
    my cats would act *just* like this!
    
    Rita
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   Soon after the first experiments with zero-G in ballistic cargo
   planes (late 50's, early 60's?) some whiz kid decided to test the
   oft-asserted but never before tested theory that cats would do well in
   zero gravity conditions.  This was not important enough to justify the
   flight of the full scale cargo plane, so they sent a cat up in a fighter
   with a camera mounted in the cockpit to monitor.  Most of the film shows
   the pilot frantically trying to remove the cat from his arm.  At one
   point the pilot succeeded in pulling the cat off and hanging it in
   midair.  However (perhaps due to some unknown feline discipline, or
   perhaps imperfect zero-G) the cat magically flew back to the pilots arm
   and stayed for the rest of the flight, despite strenuous attempts to the
   contrary.
 
 
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874.1Cats know all about *selective* gravity...HLIS07::VISSERSN..N..NOTorious!Thu Nov 05 1987 15:5914
    :-):-) Great! That should learn them something!
                 
    Some time ago I did an experiment on Omar (not really, I just wanted
    him to have a bath) and I discovered cats & water reject each other.
    I swear there was this moment that there was *no* support for Omar,
    just gravity pulling him down, and *both* my hands were above him,
    pushing him down towards the water, next split second he actually
    sat on my head! I've paid good attention to the physics lessons
    at school and I'm convinced there's no scientific explanation for
    this event...
    
    I've solved the bathing problem, though. We now shower *together*.
    
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