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Conference misery::feline_v1

Title:Meower Power is Valuing Differences
Notice:FELINE_V1 is moving 1/11/94 5pm PST to MISERY
Moderator:MISERY::VANZUYLEN_RO
Created:Sun Feb 09 1986
Last Modified:Tue Jan 11 1994
Last Successful Update:Fri Jun 06 1997
Number of topics:5089
Total number of notes:60366

29.0. "Cat tales" by KATIE::WHEELER () Mon Jul 30 1984 19:39

Hi there,
I just picked up a new (or at least to me) notes file...
VAXUUM::SYS$NOTES:SOAPBOX.NOT, well not #240, entitled
'Cat lovers, Beware!' is a note (** 88 replies so far **)
Which has the tales (which I beleive are fictional, but
you never can tell, it seems as though all kids love
tormenting cats to some point) of Chester the Molester.

Look at it if you want some good laughs, and you will,
if you can handle humor about terrorizing cats.

					/Robin
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29.1a cat scourned.DOC::NEWTONDo you know your Season?Fri Oct 31 1986 20:0018
    Who ever said cats don't have feelings.
    
    My parents cat Muffin sure showed my girl friend she does.  
    
    One night a few years ago my girl friend stayed over our house.
    She was playing with Muffin when suddenly Muffin lashed out at her
    and scratched her good for no reason.  So, my girl friend got mad
    and chased the cat through the house to punish her (nothing cruel
    just wanted to give her a wack on the nose.)  Well she caught Muffin
    and gave her her punishment.
    
    Next morning we woke up and my girl friend had accidently left feather
    earrings that she was going to wear that day out on the table. 
    Well, needless to say they were destroyed.  Muffin had chewed them
    to bits, but left them on the table so my girl friend could find
    them.
    
    Kathy :-)
29.2Kitty DestructionCLUSTA::PDALEYPaula DaleyTue Nov 04 1986 16:427
    Or maybe Muffin was trying to let your friend know what she thought
    about feather earrings....
    
    (Or the bird they came off of!!)
    
    Paula