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Title:Soapbox. Just Soapbox.
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Created:Thu Nov 17 1994
Last Modified:Fri Jun 06 1997
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454.0. "Drug Testing of Employees" by TROOA::COLLINS (IYNSHO, NNTTM, YMMV, HTH) Thu Jun 08 1995 18:43

    
    Should companies be allowed to test current or prospective employees
    for the use of illicit drugs, or the abuse of legal drugs?
    
    Which testing methods should be considered acceptable or intrusive?
    
    Who ensures the privacy - if any - of test results?
    
    Should they be allowed to fire or refuse to hire people who will not
    submit to testing?
    
    Should certain professions, such as pilots or bus drivers, be singled
    out for drug testing?
    
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454.1ROWLET::AINSLEYLess than 150kts is TOO slow!Thu Jun 08 1995 18:4724
>    Should companies be allowed to test current or prospective employees
>    for the use of illicit drugs, or the abuse of legal drugs?

Not without probable cause.
    
>    Which testing methods should be considered acceptable or intrusive?

Unknown.
    
>    Who ensures the privacy - if any - of test results?

Currently, nobody as far as I can tell.
    
>    Should they be allowed to fire or refuse to hire people who will not
>    submit to testing?

No.    

>    Should certain professions, such as pilots or bus drivers, be singled
>    out for drug testing?
 
Not without probable cause.

Bob
454.2GRANPA::MWANNEMACHERNRA memberThu Jun 08 1995 18:524
    
    
    What Bob said.
    
454.3CONSLT::MCBRIDEReformatted to fit your screenThu Jun 08 1995 18:5426
    
    
    >   Should companies be allowed to test current or prospective
    >	employees for the use of illicit drugs, or the abuse of legal drugs?
    
    NO
    
    >   Which testing methods should be considered acceptable or intrusive?
    
    Acceptable - NONE, Intrusive - ALL
    
    >    Who ensures the privacy - if any - of test results?
    
    MOOT POINT
    
    >    Should they be allowed to fire or refuse to hire people who will
    >	 not submit to testing?
    
    NO
    
    >    Should certain professions, such as pilots or bus drivers, be
    >	 singled out for drug testing?
    
    NO
    
    Brian
454.4If you want a jobTLE::PERAROThu Jun 08 1995 18:566
    
    
    Most companies do this now.  When my husband interviewed for his new
    job, he was required to have a pre-employment physical and a drug test.
    His offer letter stated it.
                                       
454.5BUSY::SLABOUNTYTrouble with a capital 'T'Thu Jun 08 1995 19:019
    
    	Instead of everyone replying with a series of "no's", why not
    	just reply with a title of "ditto"?  Saves time for you and
    	everyone reading.
    
    	And FWIW, if you're not using drugs you have nothing to hide.
    	If you are using drugs you should be thrown in the slammer any-
    	ways.
    
454.6Just say "No"ALPHAZ::HARNEYJohn A HarneyThu Jun 08 1995 19:0536
454.7Notes collision with .6TROOA::COLLINSIYNSHO, NNTTM, YMMV, HTHThu Jun 08 1995 19:0623
    
    On the subject of testing methods:
    
    The urine test is, of course, the most popular, but involves a 
    violation of privacy to ensure the accuracy of the sample (someone
    has to watch you pee).
    
    The blood test would be the most intrusive, I would imagine.
    
    There is also a test that can be done on hair strands or fingernail
    clippings, and can detect use for as far back as the hair strand
    is long (weeks, months, perhaps years).  This would be the least
    intrusive in terms of providing the sample, but provides a brutally
    honest history of your personal life over a long period of time.
    
    Also, there are a variety of ordinary substances, like poppy seeds
    and cold remedies, that cause false-positive results.
    
    And, of course, there's no telling just *what* the samples are being
    tested for over and above drug use.
    
    jc
    
454.8SMURF::BINDERFather, Son, and Holy SpigotThu Jun 08 1995 19:0913
    .5
    
    > And FWIW, if you're not using drugs you have nothing to hide.
    
    Unless one of the drugs being checked for is alcohol and the testing is
    being done with a Breathalyyzer and you ate lunch at May Ling's.  MSG
    causes false positives.
    
    Any and all drug testing is invasive and, unless probable cause is
    present, a direct violation of the Fourth Amendment to the United
    States Constitution.  The fact that drug testing is permitted without
    probable cause is yet one more example of the erosion of the rights of
    American citizens "for the good of all."
454.9CONSLT::MCBRIDEReformatted to fit your screenThu Jun 08 1995 19:093
    <---- Really Shawn?  You believe that comment about being in the
    slammer?
    
454.10SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIBe vewy caweful of yapping zebwasThu Jun 08 1995 19:123
    
    and what if the "probable cause" is a train-full of dead people?
    
454.11TROOA::COLLINSIYNSHO, NNTTM, YMMV, HTHThu Jun 08 1995 19:2216
    
    Note 454.6

>...our employment is an agreement between us and our employer.
>If a condition of that agreement is that I pee in a bottle, it's my
>choice to take the job.
    
    I disagree, since (IMHO) the agreement extends only to the hours of
    the day I spend working for the employer, and the tests cover hours
    other than those.
    
    If employers are not prevented by law from doing this, then they will
    all jump on the bandwagon, and my "choice" disappears.
    
    jc
    
454.12BUSY::SLABOUNTYTrouble with a capital 'T'Thu Jun 08 1995 19:249
    
    	RE: John
    
    	So I guess you'll have to plan your "bong sessions" such that
    	you'll have "come down" by the time you get back to work.
    
    	If you have drugs in your system there's a good chance they're
    	still having an effect on you.
    
454.13TROOA::COLLINSIYNSHO, NNTTM, YMMV, HTHThu Jun 08 1995 19:287
    
    Shawn,
    
    Read .6, thanks.
    
    jc
    
454.14RUSURE::EDPAlways mount a scratch monkey.Thu Jun 08 1995 19:321154
                         DIGITAL'S DRUG-TESTING PROGRAM
           
              
                   A Letter to Digital Equipment Corporation

           It has come to our attention that Digital has agreed to the
           Drug-Free Work Force clause in contracts from the
           Department of Defense, and that this clause contains
           requirements that Digital establish a drug-testing program.
           This letter is to express our concerns as employees, make
           suggestions, and request information about drug testing and
           Digital.  The time is premature for stronger action, but we
           feel it is not inappropriate to look into and participate
           in what is happening now.

           None of us are authorized to represent the others or to
           impose conditions, although some individuals feel so
           strongly about these issues that they would, albeit
           reluctantly, seek other employment.

           The conditions that the government is imposing on its
           contracts with Digital are not compatible with Digital's
           values.  The relationship between Digital and the
           government is a two-way street, and we hold more than a few
           high cards in our hand.  It is important for Digital's
           upper management to tell the government that we stand
           consistently behind our corporate values and integrity. 
           The message to Digital's employees that we trust each other
           and do not intend to compromise our values will serve to
           reinforce the high morale that underlines the quality of
           our work.

           This letter is written to represent the combined concerns
           of different people.  It is a joint letter with a common
           cause shared by people with varying interests.  So it
           should be understood that each signer does not necessarily
           agree with every part of the letter but does have a general
           commitment to the statements made herein.
                         Digital's Drug-Testing Program              2




                                    SUMMARY


           Opposition to drug testing comes from different motivations
           in different people.  Some people want to exercise their
           own values.  Some people just want to be let alone.  And
           some people find this exercise of power unreasonable. 
           There are two key points here.  A person does not need to
           be a drug user or a drug abuser to object to drug testing. 
           And the common abhorrence of drug testing is an indication
           of the extent to which it is an intrusion.

           Privacy is invaded by drug testing because it reveals
           personal information.  Dignity is assaulted because testing
           is humiliating.  Respect is eliminated because testing
           shows a lack of trust.

           The disadvantages of drug testing must be examined and made
           known.  Digital risks lawsuits, loss of valuable employees,
           decreased morale, excessive dependence on Defense
           contracts, and reduction of future negotiating power with
           the government and other parties.  There are dangers that
           bodily fluids and drug tests can be misused, including
           false interpretation, personal motives, and testing for
           more than drugs.  The risk that this first step will lead
           eventually to mandatory testing for all employees must be
           evaluated.
           
           The actual threat to Digital represented by drug abuse
           should guide Digital's actions more than the external,
           political imposition of a repugnant contract clause.  Our
           relationship with external parties should be to provide
           quality products and services.  Drug testing is not a good
           role for Digital to have, and employee rights and dignity
           should not be sold to customers.

           If Digital implements a drug-testing program, we ask that
           the safeguards recommended herein be considered, such as
           assigning only volunteers to assignments requiring drug
           testing.  But we would prefer the better choice, that
           Digital reject drug testing.
                         Digital's Drug-Testing Program              3
 
 


                                   PROCEDURE


                                   Suddenness

           The immediate reaction to news that there will be a
           drug-testing program is "What's going on here?".  Many
           employees learned about the possibility of a drug-testing
           program which concerns them only after Digital had already
           entered into a contract requiring such a program.  Our
           current knowledge is that Digital has entered into at least
           one such contract, with additional contracts on the way. 
           There is concern that a drug-testing program could affect
           all employees, directly or indirectly.  The perception is
           that this has occurred suddenly, and we need information
           about what is happening.

           Not only were many employees not notified prior to entering
           into a contract that has a potential of affecting them, but
           information presented through internal memo or Digital
           Video Network is that Digital is now determining what is
           necessary to comply with Department of Defense Federal
           Acquisition Regulation Supplement (DFARS) Subpart 223.75. 
           This is confusing, because it would seem proper to
           determine the implications of a contract before signing it.

                                Employee Impact

           The creation of a drug-testing program anywhere within
           Digital is of interest to employees throughout the company.
           Such an event represents a significant change in policy. 
           It gives us thought about the respect which will be given
           to employees, and we are concerned about what requirements
           Digital feels free to place on its employees in the future.
           And of course there is the concern that a drug-testing
           program will, now or in the future, be applied to all
           employees.

           The lack of employee involvement in the decision is
           disturbing.  Digital is attempting to add to the
           requirements of the jobs of some employees.  Surely
           employment involves two parties, and both parties should
           consent to a change in the relationship.  Matters of
           privacy and dignity are among the many discussed below;
           drug testing is a serious matter.  On a matter of such
           importance, it is discourteous not to ask "Would you mind?"
           or even to solicit opinions.  Instead, we are concerned
           that Digital is making decisions about its employees
           without giving those employees the consideration that they
           deserve as human beings and as parties to the employment
           relationship.
                         Digital's Drug-Testing Program              4




                                  Information

           Announcement of Digital's agreement to a drug-testing
           requirement came as a surprise to many, and it came after
           the fact.  Even since that announcement, there has been
           little news.  We have been told that Digital is making
           decisions about the implications of the DFARS requirement,
           but we do not know what employee involvement or
           consideration there is in this process.  We would like to
           know what is happening.  We believe that employees have a
           role here, and that they should take part in deciding what
           will happen to themselves.

           To this end, we seek information as quickly as possible. 
           One common speculation is about the scope of the program,
           both immediate and in the long term.  Are employees outside
           individual contracting units affected?  Are employees
           outside the United States affected?  If these employees are
           not affected now, might Digital include them in the future?
           Answers to these questions, Digital's interpretation of the
           DFARS clause, and comments about the issues expressed
           throughout this document are desired.

                                Corporate Impact

           The DFARS drug-testing requirement places obligations upon
           Digital, and, like all things in this world, these
           obligations will have a cost.  In addition, agreeing to
           drug testing has implications about the character of the
           corporation.  The agreement is not only a change in
           Digital's personnel relations; it has implications about
           retaining control in the face of pressures from external
           parties.  These are discussed in detail below, but the
           magnitude of this change raises questions about the way in
           which it was made.  To what extent does agreement to the
           DFARS requirement represent corporate policy?  The
           precedent that has been set here is suitable matter for the
           highest level of the corporation.  Has policy been set on
           that level?

                                 Current Action

           Decisions about Digital's drug-testing program are being
           made now.  There are factors that need to be considered in
           these decisions.  The actual meaning of the DFARS clause
           needs to be resolved.  For example, it states that
           "commercial or commercial-type" products are excluded.  To
           what extent does this apply to Digital products?  Will
           Digital consider appropriate alternatives as permitted by
           the clause?  We would like to know what Digital is doing
           now.
                         Digital's Drug-Testing Program              5




           Digital has in the past rejected doing business where the
           customer required as a condition contractual clauses which
           were repugnant to the dignity of the employee as a person. 
           The decision to accept the DFARS clause is a change in
           previous policy.  What made the Defense clause different? 
           We seek to understand the motivations that have changed our
           employer.

           Digital is a very special place to work, and the principal
           reason for this is a corporate philosophy of respecting the
           integrity and dignity of its employees.  Our concern is
           that these corporate values should be consistently
           championed from the highest levels of Digital.
                         Digital's Drug-Testing Program              6




                                  SUGGESTIONS


           In general, we seek Digital's help in dealing with this
           intrusion on our persons.  We can express our opposition to
           our representatives in Congress, but we have no
           representatives in the Department of Defense.  This change
           in our lives comes not through the normal political process
           of law-making, but through a separate agency which seeks to
           act through our employer.  We realize this places Digital
           in an undeserved position, but if Digital yields the
           circumvention of the normal process will have succeeded. 
           Thus, we request Digital oppose intrusion on the privacy
           and dignity of its employees.

                                   Rejection

           We naturally would prefer that Digital not sign contracts
           containing repugnant clauses, and we suggest that this be
           done when it is possible to negotiate a contract without
           such a clause or when it is possible to make the hard
           decision to reject the business.  For reasons given
           throughout this document, that decision can be the proper
           one because of the benefits it provides.  Digital could
           also seek to repeal or modify the Defense Department rule
           requiring the offending clause.  Certainly Digital is not
           the only company affected by this rule.  Perhaps other
           companies with shared interests could jointly express the
           concerns of this matter to the government.  This is a
           desirable course of action in any event, because this
           clause places obligations on Digital which will exact a
           cost, and the government should not be permitted to believe
           that it may take action freely.  All members of this
           society, persons and corporations, need to seek to regulate
           their government.  It is necessary that neither Digital nor
           its employees remain silent.

           Objection to the Department of Defense requirements could
           also be shown by submitting two bids for each contract, one
           including the cost for the Drug-Free Work Force clause and
           one not.  In this way, we can show the undesirability of
           the clause.

           It is also important to recognize the possibility that
           acceptance of the DFARS clause will lend support to others
           seeking to request similar conditions of Digital.  Such a
           trend should be controlled before it can start.  We suggest
           that strict policy on this matter be set as soon as
           possible.
                         Digital's Drug-Testing Program              7




                        Nullification Through Local Law

           When Digital does make the unfortunate choice to accept an
           undesirable clause, we suggest that the clause be mitigated
           to whatever degree possible.  For example, DFARS Subpart
           223.75 is nullified when inconsistent with state or local
           law.  Employees would be grateful to Digital for showing
           support for legislation protecting the privacy and dignity
           of human beings.

                                   Mitigation

           In those places where local law does not protect the
           employee, Digital can seek to make a drug-testing program
           as respectful as possible.  To the extent possible, testing
           should be voluntary and non-intrusive.  Possibly a signed
           agreement by the employee not to use drugs will satisfy the
           DFARS clause.

           The DFARS clause encourages the implementation of
           alternative approaches.  The stated objectives of the
           clause include the control of costs, delay, and risks of
           lessened productivity and reliability and greater
           absenteeism.  We submit that an effective way to meet these
           objectives is to directly measure or observe productivity,
           reliability, and absenteeism.  When problems in these areas
           are detected, they should be corrected, even if drug abuse
           is not the cause, so this approach is beneficial without
           being objectionable to many people.  When there is a
           problem, Digital should focus on the performance issue, as
           has been policy in the past.

                               Employee Autonomy

           It is desirable that a person retain control of their own
           body.  For this purpose, it is desirable that assignment to
           a job affected by drug-testing requirements be voluntary,
           and that non-prejudicial reassignment to another position
           be available when requested.  Employees should be given
           information about a drug-testing program so that they may
           make their own choices.  A person should be permitted to
           refuse to submit to actions they find offensive, and such
           refusal should be possible without fear of undue
           repercussions.

                                 Implementation

           The greatest impact of a drug-testing program falls on the
           employees.  It is important that employees should
           participate in the design and execution of any such
           program.  This gives employees the means to ensure a
           program will not be more extensive than necessary, to
           verify that it is not abused or misused, and to retain some
           measure of control over their lives.
                         Digital's Drug-Testing Program              8




           The DFARS clause suggests testing of employees in positions
           of trust and confidence, and the positions accorded the
           most trust and confidence are those of upper management. 
           Applying a drug-testing program uniformly has the
           advantages of showing, at least nominally, that the program
           is not an exercise of power and control over employees.  If
           a program were to be applied discriminately, it would be a
           slur to those who are tested, a statement that they are
           pawns and are not worthy of respect, dignity, or trust.
                         Digital's Drug-Testing Program              9




                               DRUG TEST PROBLEMS


                               Testing a Symptom

           Chemical drug tests do not measure impairment.  They
           measure such things as chemical concentrations.  One
           failing of these tests is that such chemical concentrations
           can be caused by things other than use or abuse of illegal
           substances.  But even if chemical tests could precisely
           identify past use or abuse of illegal substances, the tests
           do not measure impairment.  The ability of a person to do a
           job is dependent on alertness, motor skills, and
           punctuality.

           Substances are outlawed for political reasons.  These
           reasons are occasionally based on science, but the process
           is political, and so the result is basically political. 
           Illegal substances are not necessarily outlawed because
           they will produce impairment that will affect Digital. 
           When substances do produce impairment, such impairment does
           not necessarily continue until the time when a person
           reports for work.  Exposure to controlled substances may
           occur under circumstances in which the exposed person is
           not acting illegally.  These include inadvertent exposure,
           exposure outside of the jurisdiction of the United States,
           and prescription or other lawful use.  Chemical tests
           report none of this.
           
           Many people who oppose chemical tests would be agreeable to
           tests that actually measured impairment.  We agree that
           Digital is paying for services rendered, and so Digital has
           a valid interest in seeing those services performed
           effectively and correctly.  But when chemical tests are
           used, Digital measures something other than impairment;
           Digital measures something in which the company has no
           legitimate interest.  That is an invasion of privacy.

                                     Misuse

           Drug tests are prone to misuse.  When a person gives a
           sample of their bodily fluids, they lose control of
           personal information.  This is an act of trust, but trust
           is not appropriate in this situation because it has been
           abused before.  The January/February 1989 issue of the
           Colorado American Civil Liberties Union (ACLU) newsletter
           reports that the District of Columbia police department
           used the urine samples to test for pregnancy, and
           promotions or job offers were delayed if a person tested
           positive.

           A human being is well advised to fear what will happen out
           of their sight.  Urine samples could also be used to look
           for legal drugs such as anti-depressants or for diseases. 
           Digital asks for an enormous amount of faith when it asks
           for a sample of a person's body.
                         Digital's Drug-Testing Program             10




                                 Third Parties

           Many employees will extend trust that Digital will not
           misuse chemical tests, particularly if there is employee
           review of the process.  But this trust cannot extend to
           strangers.  Digital is likely to contract drug-testing work
           to separate companies.  Employees then need assurances that
           those companies are trustworthy.

           In addition to direct threats to privacy, there is the
           possibility that personal information about people will be
           used for statistical purposes.  Removing individual
           identification from personal information and using it in
           statistical or other scientific studies is often considered
           objective and not an invasion of privacy.  But errors in
           the removal of individual identification can leave the test
           subjects vulnerable.  For example, a database might not
           give an individual name, but it might accidentally give an
           inquirer the test results of females aged 30 to 35 in cost
           center 123, a description which could correspond to exactly
           one person who could be identified by name.  Even if
           individual identification is not possible, statistical
           information can also be abused by reference to groups small
           enough to cast aspersions on individuals and by
           misinterpretation which can adversely affect groups of
           people.  Regardless of the purpose or circumstance,
           information about a person gathered from their bodily
           fluids should be regarded as their property and not made
           available to any person for any use other than that for
           which it was collected.

           There is a yet more potent threat.  The ACLU newsletter
           reports that the United States Attorney's office subpoenaed
           the University of Florida for results of drug tests given
           to students.  The circumvention of the normal processes of
           government comes full circle; although the government
           cannot test a person without probable cause, it has found a
           way to cause a person to be tested and then to take the
           results.  This heinous disregard for human privacy, rights,
           and dignity must be opposed.  This eliminates the matter of
           trust; even when we trust Digital not to misuse test
           results, the company clearly has no power to make such a
           guarantee for third parties.

                                False Positives

           Drug tests are not accurate.  Inaccuracies exist because
           what is measured is not the presence of the controlled
           substance itself and because the measurement itself is
           prone to error.
                         Digital's Drug-Testing Program             11




           Because of the difficulties of measuring the concentration
           of some substances, chemical tests search for consequences
           of drug use, such as metabolites, instead of the actual
           illegal substances.  But some legal drugs, foods, and
           natural body functions produce metabolites which are the
           same as those produced by illegal substances or which are
           so similar as to be indistinguishable.  It is impossible
           for any test for metabolites to eliminate this source of
           error.  Certainly no employee should be compelled to reveal
           what legal drugs they are using; this would carry the
           invasion of privacy even further.

           The techniques of measurement are also prone to error. 
           Temperature, acidity, and other elements of the test
           conditions must be carefully controlled.  In professional
           laboratories, test results will vary from batch to batch
           and from laboratory to laboratory.  Mass-produced test kits
           are less accurate.

           Tests for which the accuracy is questionable are not
           appropriate evidence on which to base determination of a
           person's guilt or to make grave administrative judgements.
                         Digital's Drug-Testing Program             12




                                 HUMAN DIGNITY


           Employees are human beings deserving of dignity, respect,
           and basic human rights.  Acceptance of the DFARS clause
           raises the concern that Digital will sell our rights to the
           government.
           
                                    Privacy

           Privacy is an important aspect of human rights.  Some
           amount of privacy is a psychological need.  There is
           controversy about what substances should and should not be
           illegal and to what extent use is abuse.  But these are not
           issues to be decided within Digital and certainly not by
           the Department of Defense.  While the DFARS clause overtly
           expresses opinions about drug use, it is also a matter of
           privacy.  The DFARS clause assaults the privacy of all
           employees, whether or not they are using drugs.

           It is obvious that drug tests strip away the privacy of
           those who test positive because the person has taken an
           illegal substance.  But drug tests reveal more than use of
           illegal substances, so information about the private lives
           of law-abiding citizens is threatened.  Even if tests only
           revealed use of illegal substances, the forceful
           examination of even a person who does not use illegal
           substances is still an intrusion into their private life. 
           People simply do not want strangers interfering with them.

                                    Respect

           The DFARS clause contains a contradiction.  The DFARS
           clause requires employees in positions of trust and
           confidence to be tested.  But requiring a person to submit
           to a drug test is a clear statement that they are not
           trusted.  It is an act of disrespect.

                                   Repugnance

           The DFARS clause does not describe the physical acts it may
           require.  What is involved is at best an indignity and at
           worst humiliation.  Digital would be asking employees to
           provide a sample of their normally taboo body fluids to a
           faceless corporation for impersonal processing.  To keep
           control, some drug-testing programs involve observation of
           the act.  This humiliation more than exceeds the latitude
           that an employer should have in making requests of their
           employees, let alone requiring.  And even supervision
           without observation is repugnant.
                         Digital's Drug-Testing Program             13




                                  Compensation

           If a drug-testing program is implemented, this is a new
           addition to the job requirements of some employees.  But
           nothing is heard about consideration for the employees'
           reduction of freedom.  The drug-testing program represents
           a hazard to future employment, including hazard to those
           who will refuse to give up their privacy and to those who
           receive positive test results, whether falsely or
           otherwise.  If the corporation does not recognize the human
           values described above, at least recognize that additional
           job requirements and hazards correspond to some economic
           value.  Just as Digital should not let the government
           freely impose new contract clauses, employees should not
           let Digital freely impose new conditions, both for the
           disdain and inconvenience of the conditions and for the
           limitation of future conditions.
                         Digital's Drug-Testing Program             14




                                EMPLOYEE RIGHTS


           All employees are human, and so those who accept a
           drug-testing program should be accorded rights necessary to
           preserve justice.  These include the rights described here.

           Any person subject to a drug test should be informed of the
           reasons for the test.  Probable cause is the only normal
           grounds for such an invasion of privacy, if indeed there
           are ever grounds.  In such a case, the person should be
           informed of the evidence and testimony against them, and
           the person should have the opportunity to explain the
           evidence, confront the witnesses, and otherwise rebut the
           case.

           Some employees may agree to scheduled or random testing. 
           The use of schedules or random testing requires monitoring
           to prevent accidental or deliberate abuse which might
           unfairly target some persons or invade privacy.  The
           subjects of such tests should take part in the monitoring.

           Testing on other grounds less than probable cause, such as
           mere suspicion or a supervisor's discretion, is highly
           subject to abuse and should never be condoned.  Anonymous
           or confidential reports should not be accepted as cause.

           Whenever a sample of a person's body, wastes, or other
           personal material is taken, including urine, blood, and
           hair, the person has a right to be given portions to
           provide to testers of their own selection and to retain for
           future resolution.  Provision should be made for sealing
           such samples and transmitting them in the manner necessary
           to preserve their status as legal evidence.  Proper regard
           shall be given to alternate test results when made by
           competent testers.

           It should be recognized that errors can occur because of
           use of legal substances, natural body variations, and other
           items that would cause independent tests to falsely report
           a positive result.  Because of this, a tested person has
           the right to explain test results, to take additional
           tests, to have the tests made by the most accurate methods
           available, and to contest results.

           All test results should be kept in the strictest secrecy. 
           Test results should not be available to any party other
           than those immediately involved.  Excluded parties include
           the subject's family, physician, and insurer; Personnel
           employees; and supervisors and others in the management
           chain.  Digital should establish controls for handling
           sensitive information and make those controls known and
           verifiable to employees.
                         Digital's Drug-Testing Program             15




           When test results are found to be in error or unrelated to
           Digital concerns, they should be destroyed at the
           employee's request.  Employees should be informed of their
           right to have irrelevant, outdated, or erroneous records
           destroyed.

           These rights should extend to other personal information,
           such as reports of suspected substance abuse, comments by
           supervisors, and administrative actions.  Whatever
           information is collected about a person should be held
           confidential, accessible only to those with absolute need. 
           For example, a report of suspected abuse should be made
           available to no persons other than the charged person and
           the person with the duty to decide whether or not it is
           appropriate to administer a test.  It is not necessary to
           make such a report available to the employee's supervisor. 
           One consequence of failure to maintain such confidence
           would be the prejudicing of a supervisor against an
           employee based on an unsupported or malicious report.

           If any action is taken against an employee, including
           suspension, transfer, or denial of assignment, such penalty
           should be rescinded when results are properly explained,
           when shown to be erroneous or unacceptable, or when the
           problem indicated by the test results is corrected.  These
           actions and other aspects of administration of a
           drug-testing program should be subject to processes of
           review, appeal, and resolution of grievances.
                         Digital's Drug-Testing Program             16




                              EMPLOYEE INFORMATION


                   Information About the Drug-Testing Program

           Employees should be informed in advance that they are
           subject to a drug-testing program.  This information is
           needed to make decisions about whether or not to accept the
           intrusion into their privacy and possible consequences. 
           Information should be included about who might be tested,
           circumstances under which tests will be required or
           requested, who will determine what employees will be
           tested, how that determination will be made, and what
           choices the employee has before, during, and after the
           testing.

                         Information About Legal Rights

           Persons who are subject to a drug-testing program, whether
           or not they have yet been required or requested to submit
           to testing, should be informed of their rights under
           applicable laws.  In some jurisdictions, employees will
           have a right to refuse to take a test.  When that is the
           case, the employee should be informed of that right -- no
           person should be compelled to take a test with the mistaken
           belief that they are required to submit.  All other rights
           should be made known to the employee, such as rights to
           contest or explain results.

                          Information About the Tests

           Any person to be tested should be permitted to understand
           the nature of the tests they are to undergo.  Each such
           person should therefore be provided with a list of the
           tests to be made, including what method of testing will be
           used, what the tests detect, how accurate the tests are,
           what parties will be performing the tests or handling the
           samples, what can cause inaccuracies in the test results,
           and what challenges to the tests have been made in the past
           or exist now.  This information should be complete to the
           extent that the person can locate confirming material.  For
           example, in telling a person about the accuracy of a test,
           the person should be given information sufficient for them
           to retrieve copies of studies which established that
           accuracy.

           In particular, each person who is asked to submit to a test
           should be informed of what the tests can detect, even if
           the things that can be detected are not the purpose of
           performing the test.  That is, the subject should be made
           aware of everything that can be revealed by the test,
           including use of legal substances, pregnancy, and illness.

           This information should be provided sufficiently far in
           advance of testing for it to be given full consideration.
                         Digital's Drug-Testing Program             17




                  Information About Results and Administration

           To maintain the integrity of a system of information, it is
           necessary that people have access to information about
           themselves.  Any person who has been tested should be
           informed in detail of the results.  For example, if tests
           measure a concentration, that information should be
           reported in full and not reduced to a positive or negative
           report.  Data necessary to interpret such information
           should also be provided, such as typical concentrations,
           normal variations thereof, and values that would be
           abnormal.

           When any information is collected or created about a
           person, it should be made known to that person so that it
           can be checked for accuracy and relevance.  This should
           include reports of suspicion, decisions made about an
           employee, or any administrative action.
                         Digital's Drug-Testing Program             18




                          POLITICAL AND LEGAL CONCERNS


                         External Influences on Digital

           Turning down a contract containing an unacceptable clause
           is a loss of revenue.  But it is also an investment,
           because it strengthens Digital's negotiating stand, deters
           such clauses in the future, and protects Digital from
           growing into a situation where it is overly dependent on a
           single source of revenue.

           The government has learned some new things.  The Department
           of Defense has learned it can have its way with Digital. 
           The politicians have learned they can implement a social
           agenda through means that sidestep the normal
           Constitutional and other legal safeguards.  These will not
           be forgotten.  Drugs are out of style, at least on the
           front pages of our newspapers and the lead stories of our
           television news.  But drugs are by no means the only social
           issue, of today or tomorrow.  People with other goals now
           have a new method to use to achieve their ends.

           The Defense Department has opened the way for others. 
           Representatives will find it convenient to add an amendment
           to a bill which will add a clause to one contract or
           another.  Other government agencies will establish their
           own rules.  And Digital has already received requests from
           private companies to submit Digital employees to drug
           testing.  There is a lot of potential for pressure from
           many directions.  A strong and decisive policy is needed to
           control that pressure.

                              Checks and Balances

           Our government was designed with specific protections. 
           Different powers of the government were given to different
           branches.  The rights of citizens to due process and
           freedom from search and seizure and other rights were
           recognized by the Constitution to protect citizens from all
           branches of government.  In other words, some powers were
           given to the various branches of government but some powers
           were not given to the government at all.

           In the DFARS clause, the Department of Defense seeks to
           subject some people to intrusive searches.  There is a
           significant danger here of presuming people guilty unless
           they can prove their innocence.  Certainly it can be argued
           (not necessarily correctly) that the Department of Defense
           is acting within the law.  But due process and freedom from
           search are more than a matter of law.  These rights were
           written into the law because they are valuable.  These
           rights produce desirable results, and so we should hold on
           to them for the benefit of those results, rather than a
           legal basis.
                         Digital's Drug-Testing Program             19




           There are several checks and balances we are losing here. 
           The Department of Defense made this regulation.  But
           Congress is our legislative body.  We need to oppose this
           transfer of power so that we can retain control of our
           government.

           Administering tests is a search of a very private kind. 
           Privacy is valued for reasons given elsewhere, but privacy
           should also be maintained as a limit on government power. 
           We need to say to the government that it can control people
           thus far, and no farther.

           There is also risk here to the principles of due process
           and presumption of innocence.  This sidestepping of the
           normal governing procedures also sidesteps the normal
           reviews and controls of government, including court review
           to a great extent.  Proper procedures in matters of
           accusation and determination of guilt are valuable because
           they guard a system from unintentional degeneration and
           deliberate or accidental misuse.  We protect the rights of
           the innocent by protecting the rights of all, and we
           presume people to be innocent until proven guilty because
           the danger of punishing innocent people must be balanced
           with the desire to punish the guilty.

           A drug-testing program operated by a private company
           threatens these rights.  Consider also that Digital is a
           part of our society, and Digital is therefore subject to
           government control just as much and individuals are.  The
           rights that are valuable to individuals are also valuable
           to Digital.  It is in Digital's interest to seek to limit
           the government's control over our society.

                            Digital's Direct Concern

           Newspaper and television reports about drugs have
           increased.  But an increase in stories is not the same as
           an increase in problems.  Has the use or abuse of illegal
           substances posed a problem to Digital?  To what extent is
           product quality and cost affected?  These are the points
           which affect Digital directly, the points that have to do
           with the working of the company.  They are internal, and
           they are a part of the process of running the company.

           The influences we are experiencing now are external.  To
           some extent, they are unreal -- things which could be
           eliminated without affecting the company's ability to
           design, manufacture, and sell products.  When decisions are
           made about a drug-testing program, the extent to which
           drugs have really presented a problem should be considered. 
           The extent to which drugs are in the media should be
           resisted.  The actual threat to Digital represented by drug
           abuse should guide Digital's actions more than the
           external, political imposition of a repugnant contract
           clause.
                         Digital's Drug-Testing Program             20




           If there are real problems with drugs, these should be made
           known to people.  Flashy ads on television increase
           cynicism.  An intelligent person knows that a picture of an
           egg on a frying pan does not give them information about
           drugs, and that even if the picture were an accurate
           analogy for some drug, it could not be accurate for all
           drugs.  People also know that scientific-sounding opinions
           can be bantered back and forth endlessly.  What is needed
           is the truth.  If Digital will have a drug awareness
           program, then make people aware of actual problems which
           have caused Digital actual damage.  Show the truth and let
           it speak for itself.

                                      Law

           The ACLU newsletter also reports a person in California was
           awarded $425,000 in a suit against a company which fired
           her for refusing to submit to a drug test, and there was a
           similar award in Massachusetts.  We congratulate those
           states that enact laws to protect privacy and those courts
           that recognize and protect the right.  Digital obviously
           needs to consider these protections when designing a
           drug-testing program.
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           We are concerned about a drug-testing program and ask
           Digital to consider the concerns, suggestions, and requests
           expressed in this letter.

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         * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
          THIS MESSAGE IS FROM HARVEY WEISS, V.P., GOVERNMENT SYSTEMS
         GROUP, AND ERLINE BELTON, CORPORATE EMPLOYEE RELATIONS MANAGER.

          Managers should make further distribution as appropriate and
                 discuss its contents with affected employees.
         * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *


           The Department of Defense (DoD) is now requiring a new
           clause, DFARS 252.223-7500, "Drug-Free Work Force'" be
           added to contracts involving access to classified
           information.  This clause may also be included in
           unclassified contracts where the DoD contracting officer
           determines that the clause is necessary.

           Digital Equipment Corporation is now accepting contracts
           containing this new DoD clause.  Specifically, Digital has
           accepted the inclusion of the Drug-Free Work Force clause
           on certain work orders on WR-ALC BOA #F09650-85-G-0001. 
           Employees and managers assigned to a work order from this
           contract should understand that the clause may affect each
           individual assigned and will affect their employer, Digital
           Equipment Corporation.

           The Drug-Free Work Force clause requires Digital Equipment
           Corporation to institute and maintain a program for
           achieving a drug-free work force.  Digital has begun work
           on this program which when completed is expected to
           include, among other features, an employee assistance
           program (EAP), supervisory training, provisions for
           referral and provisions for identifying illegal drug users. 
           Identifying drug users is expected to require drug testing
           on a controlled and carefully monitored basis.  It is also
           expected that Digital's work rules regarding drug use will
           be modified.

           Digital is several months away from a final position on the
           extent to which testing will be a required part of the drug
           program under the regulation.  The extent of drug testing
           to be conducted will be determined by a number of factors,
           including the nature of the work an employee performs under
           a specific contract, the resources Digital assigns to the
           drug program required by the regulation and the risks to
           public health, safety and national security that could
           result from the failure of a Digital employee to adequately
           perform on a contract covered by the clause.

           Your employees are now being assigned to or are supporting
           a contract that contains the new DoD Drug-Free Work Force
           clause.  Therefore, employees currently in these positions
           will be subject to the DoD guidelines in the clause at some
           point in the future.  It is important that Digital make
           clear to these employees some of the management
           considerations on drug testing that Digital has established
           as we begin the design of the drug program required under
           the regulation:





              o  Digital will only accept the DoD drug clause when 
                 required by the regulation.
           
              o  Before implementing testing as an integral part of a 
                 drug program, Digital senior management will 
                 carefully consider all appropriate issues and will 
                 put in place a quality program consistent with 
                 Digital's values.
         
              o  When Digital initiates drug testing as a part of its 
                 drug program required by the DoD clause, prior to the 
                 introduction of testing employees will be notified of 
                 the details of the testing and the implications of 
                 the requirement.
         
           In closing, we wish to emphasize that the contract to which
           some of your employees are being assigned does contain the
           new DoD Drug-Free Work Force clause and that this clause
           has the potential to subject certain positions to drug
           testing.  When this possibility becomes a reality, affected
           employees will be notified prior to initiation of testing. 
           We will also keep all employees informed in personnel
           bulletins as the development of the drug program required
           by the DoD clause proceeds.

           Should your employees have any further questions on the new
           DoD Drug-Free Work Force clause we encourage them to
           discuss with their respective manager or contact Fred
           Beckette, FSG Human Resources Manager, DTN 297-4818.

           Harvey





                        Drug-Free Work Force (Sep 1988)

           (a) Definitions.  "Illegal drugs," as used in this clause,
           means controlled substances included in Schedule I and II,
           as defined by section 802(6) of Title 21 of the United
           States Code, the possession of which is unlawful under
           Chapter 13 of that Title.  The term "illegal drugs" does
           not mean the use of a controlled substance pursuant to a
           valid prescription or other uses authorized by law.

           "Employee in a sensitive position," as used in this clause,
           means an employee who has been granted access to classified
           information; or employees in other positions that the
           contractor determines involve national security, health or
           safety, or functions other than the foregoing requiring a
           high degree of trust and confidence.

           (b) The Contractor agrees to institute and maintain a
           program for achieving the objective of a drug-free work
           force.  While this clause defines criteria for such a
           program, Contractors are encouraged to implement
           alternative approaches comparable to the criteria in
           paragraph (c) below that are designed to achieve the
           objectives of this clause.

           (c) Contractor programs shall include the following, or
           appropriate alternatives:

              (1) Employee assistance programs emphasizing high
              level direction, education, counseling,
              rehabilitation, and coordination with available
              community resources;

              (2) Supervisory training to assist in identifying and
              addressing illegal drug use by Contractor employees;

              (3) Provision for self-referrals as well as
              supervisory referrals to treatment with maximum
              respect for individual confidentiality consistent
              with safety and security issues;

              (4) Provision for identifying illegal drug users,
              including testing on a controlled and carefully
              monitored basis.  Employee drug testing programs
              shall be established taking account of the following:

                 (i) The Contractor shall establish a program
                 that provides for testing for the use of
                 illegal drugs by employees in sensitive
                 positions.  The extent of and criteria for such
                 testing shall be determined by the Contractor
                 based on considerations that include the nature
                 of the work being performed under the contract,
                 the employee's duties, the efficient use of
                 Contractor resources, and the risks to public
                 health, safety, national security [sic] that
                 could result from the failure of an employee
                 adequately to discharge his or her position.





                 (ii) In addition, the Contractor may establish
                 a program for employee drug testing --

                    (A) When there is reasonable suspicion
                    that an employee uses illegal drugs; or

                    (B) When an employee has been involved in
                    an accident or unsafe practice;

                    (C) As part of or as a follow-up to
                    counseling or rehabilitation for illegal
                    drug use;

                    (D) As part of a voluntary employee drug
                    testing program.

                 (iii) The Contractor may establish a program to
                 test applicants for employment for illegal drug
                 use.

                 (iv) For the purpose of administering this
                 clause, testing for illegal drugs may be
                 limited to those substances for which testing
                 is prescribed by section 2.1 of Subpart B of
                 the "Mandatory Guidelines for Federal Workplace
                 Drug Testing Programs," (53 FR 11980 (April 11,
                 1988)), issued by the Department of Health and
                 Human Services.

           (d) Contractors shall adopt appropriate personnel
           procedures to deal with employees who are found to be using
           drugs illegally.  Contracts shall not allow any employee to
           remain on duty or perform in a sensitive position who is
           found to use illegal drugs until such time as the
           contractor, in accordance with procedures established by
           the contractor, determines that the employee may perform in
           such a position.

           (e) The provisions of this clause pertaining to drug
           testing programs shall not apply to the extent they are
           inconsistent with state or local law, or with an existing
           collective bargaining agreement; provided that with respect
           to the latter, the Contractor agrees that those issues that
           are in conflict will be a subject of negotiation at the
           next collective bargaining session.
454.15BUSY::SLABOUNTYTrouble with a capital 'T'Thu Jun 08 1995 19:3210
    
    	I did, but I'll read it again.
    
    	[Reads .6 again.]
    
    >	If you have drugs in your system there's a good chance they're
    > 	still having an effect on you.
    
    	OK, or maybe not.  8^)
    
454.16TROOA::COLLINSIYNSHO, NNTTM, YMMV, HTHThu Jun 08 1995 19:3610
    
    Shawn,
    
    Thank you.  Now then, I've arranged for the FBI, DEA and BATF, as well
    a Digital's Corporate Security, to thoroughly search your home tonight.
    
    I'm sure you have nothing to hide, eh?
    
    :^)
    
454.17MKOTS3::RAUHI survived the Cruel SpaThu Jun 08 1995 19:383
    Aaaaahhh.... drug testing??? That probably would be fewer entries
    here!:) (using my best Rev. Jim voice)
    
454.18?NEMAIL::BULLOCKThu Jun 08 1995 19:4011
    
    
        re .7
    
        Is that really true....?? Does a person have to witness another
        person while urinating to validate the test? What if they want
        to observe you through a "peep hole"? What happens if prior to
        urinating,.......I hear uncontrollable laughter??
    
    
        Ed
454.19SX4GTO::OLSONDoug Olson, ISVETS Palo AltoThu Jun 08 1995 19:4348
    > Should companies be allowed to test current or prospective employees
    > for the use of illicit drugs, or the abuse of legal drugs?
      
    For positions which included responsibility for the safety/lives of
    other people,  yes.  "Allowed" in the sense that it can be a job
    requirement.  Refusal to participate can be a termination offense.
    Otherwise, companies have no way to shield themselves from liability
    exposure of employees who are careless with such responsibility.
    
    > Which testing methods should be considered acceptable or intrusive?
    
    Any testing method which does not permit the employee to
    arrange for simultaneous testing of samples by an independent
    lab is unacceptable.
    
    > Who ensures the privacy - if any - of test results?
    
    One of the biggest problems, in my opinion.  Companies do not have the
    power to withhold evidence subpeonaed by the courts; and thus the
    government can take from your employer what it cannot compel from the
    individual.  Not to mention the 'related info' angles; testing for drug
    use does NOT give the employer the ability to preemptively fire or
    restrict a worker who turns out to be pregnant, or ill; but that
    information may be furnished in the lab report.  How can the employer
    argue that they did not act upon such related information?  Finally,
    the health insurance aspects bother me; if such testing reveals a
    treatable medical condition, is the employer bound to inform the
    employee?  Systemically, such disclosures might increase the cost of
    employer-paid medical insurance, thus, they have a vested interest in
    not disclosing such.  On the flip side, medical insurers may refuse to
    sign people up for pre-existing conditions when the insurers know of
    test results that employees consider private, or may not even know
    about.
    
    Clearly, many legal safeguards are lacking in this area.
    
    > Should they be allowed to fire or refuse to hire people who will not
    > submit to testing?
    
    Only for positions requiring responsibility for safety of others.
    
    > Should certain professions, such as pilots or bus drivers, be singled
    > out for drug testing?
    
    I prefer the stipulation above.  Those professions are included, as
    well as it providing clear criteria for new cases.
    
    DougO
454.20ROWLET::AINSLEYLess than 150kts is TOO slow!Thu Jun 08 1995 19:447
re: .18

It depends how certain you want to be that a given sample actually came from
the subject.  There are cases of people smuggling in known 'clean' urine
samples for tests.

Bob
454.21Re: .18TROOA::COLLINSIYNSHO, NNTTM, YMMV, HTHThu Jun 08 1995 19:445
    
    If no-one witnesses the peeing, than the validity of the sample
    (which could be a `clean' sample provided by a `friend') cannot
    be proven.
    
454.22NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Thu Jun 08 1995 19:481
Unless there's blood in the urine.  Then DNA testing would work.
454.23BUSY::SLABOUNTYTrouble with a capital 'T'Thu Jun 08 1995 19:5013
    
    >Thank you.  Now then, I've arranged for the FBI, DEA and BATF, as well
    >a Digital's Corporate Security, to thoroughly search your home tonight.
    >
    >I'm sure you have nothing to hide, eh?
    
    
    	Send 'em in!!
    
    	[Oops, don't!!  I just remembered that I swiped one of those
    	 "No smoking" signs out of the bathroom to put in my own bath-
    	 room!!  8^)]
    
454.24RUSURE::EDPAlways mount a scratch monkey.Thu Jun 08 1995 19:5153
    Re .5:
    
    > And FWIW, if you're not using drugs you have nothing to hide.

    Did the Washington, DC, police department employees have nothing to
    hide?  Some of them were denied promotions because they were pregnant,
    which the department found by doing surreptitious tests.
    
    Does a person with a legal prescription for anti-depressants have
    nothing to hide?
    
    Does the person who uses weight-loss pills not have the right to keep
    that confidential?
    
    Do the victims of false positives have nothing to hide?
    
    Is there no value to privacy?  Tell me, are you ashamed of how you
    vote?  If not, why do you close the voting booth curtain when you vote?
    What do you have to hide?
    
    Might the shop owner want to hide his home number so that inconsiderate
    customers will not call during off hours?  Or does his desire to hide
    indicate criminal activity?  Should the police investigate everybody
    who hides their phone number by having it unlisted or unpublished?
    
    Do you suspect illicit activity when a woman refuses to disclose her
    weight, or do you honor her right to privacy?  If you will allow her to
    remain silent about her weight, why will you not allow her to urinate
    in privacy?
    
    If you have nothing to hide, why do you close the curtains in your
    bedroom?  What, besides privacy, does that gain you?
    
    > If you are using drugs you should be thrown in the slammer anyways.

    Why should people with prescriptions for anti-depressants be thrown in
    the slammer?
    
    Why should people who use allergy medicine be thrown in the slammer?
    
    Why should people who take cold medicine be thrown in the slammer?
    
    Why should people who take diet pills be thrown in the slammer?
    
    If drugs are so bad, why has Digital installed twenty or thirty drug
    stations in ZKO, including a specially ventilated segregation room?
    
    
    				-- edp
    
    
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454.25SUBSYS::NEUMYERLove is a dirty jobThu Jun 08 1995 19:595
    re .10 and the train load of dead people.
    
    		That's the price of living in a FREE society.
    
    ed
454.26TROOA::COLLINSIYNSHO, NNTTM, YMMV, HTHThu Jun 08 1995 20:016
    
    Yeah, Andy...people who will sacrifice freedom for security etcetera
    etcetera...
    
    ;^)
    
454.27MKOTS3::RAUHI survived the Cruel SpaThu Jun 08 1995 20:023
    .10/.25 Such a deal!!! Free death from a druggest!! Get on that train
    to death and the life here after!! God! Aint America wounderful!:)
    
454.28.24POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of PasshionThu Jun 08 1995 20:054
    
    
    What are these drug stations of which you speak?
    
454.29BOXORN::HAYSSome things are worth dying forThu Jun 08 1995 20:051
Smoking rooms.
454.30NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Thu Jun 08 1995 20:051
Coffee stations.
454.31WECARE::GRIFFINJohn Griffin ZKO1-3/B31 381-1159Thu Jun 08 1995 20:052
    
    I'll bet he's talking about coffee.
454.32coffee AND cigarettes, I'll betTROOA::COLLINSIYNSHO, NNTTM, YMMV, HTHThu Jun 08 1995 20:161
    
454.33NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Thu Jun 08 1995 20:191
Cigareets and whiskey and wild wild women...
454.34TROOA::COLLINSIYNSHO, NNTTM, YMMV, HTHThu Jun 08 1995 20:205
    
    Wild Women stations?  Zounds!!
    
    How do they test for that?
    
454.35BUSY::SLABOUNTYTrouble with a capital 'T'Thu Jun 08 1995 20:2393
    
    	Well, I don't usually do this, but in honor of former employee
    	Peter Cook [whose band is playing at The Zone in Mendon MA, on
    	Rte. 16 in front of the Drive-In, this Sunday, 5-10PM, $6 admis-
    	sion 8^)], here goes:
    
    
    >> And FWIW, if you're not using drugs you have nothing to hide.
    >
    >Did the Washington, DC, police department employees have nothing to
    >hide?  Some of them were denied promotions because they were pregnant,
    >which the department found by doing surreptitious tests.
    
    	Is it illegal to be pregnant?  What does pregnancy have to do
    	with drug testing?  [There could very well be something you've
    	omitted from this statement, but since I'm not aware of the
    	situation then this is all I have to go on.]
    
    >Does a person with a legal prescription for anti-depressants have
    >nothing to hide?
    
    	How many were taken by that person?  Did an overdose contribute
    	to any work-related problems?
    
    >Does the person who uses weight-loss pills not have the right to keep
    >that confidential?
    
    	Is this a trick question?  Fourth Amendment or something?  My
    	answer is, of course, "Who cares?".  Is it that embarrassing to
    	know that others know you take pills for weight loss?
    
    >Do the victims of false positives have nothing to hide?
    
    	If drug testing saves just 1 life ... you know the rest.
    
    >Is there no value to privacy?  Tell me, are you ashamed of how you
    >vote?  If not, why do you close the voting booth curtain when you vote?
    >What do you have to hide?
    
    	When I vote, which is very rarely, I don't close the curtain.
    
    >Might the shop owner want to hide his home number so that inconsiderate
    >customers will not call during off hours?  Or does his desire to hide
    >indicate criminal activity?  Should the police investigate everybody
    >who hides their phone number by having it unlisted or unpublished?
    
    	Why not use "shop employee" in place of "shop owner" and "shop
    	owner" in place of "customer" and it might be more relevant.  And
    	the answer to the 1st question would then be "Yes, but he should
    	not".  And I'm not going to bother with the rest.
    
    >Do you suspect illicit activity when a woman refuses to disclose her
    >weight, or do you honor her right to privacy?  If you will allow her to
    >remain silent about her weight, why will you not allow her to urinate
    >in privacy?
    
    	I think the whole "weight thing" is ridiculous ... geez, just by
    	looking at someone it's not that difficult to estimate weight at
    	no more than a 5% error rate.  So I don't ask.
    
    >If you have nothing to hide, why do you close the curtains in your
    >bedroom?  What, besides privacy, does that gain you?
    
    	Alot less light coming through the window so I can keep the sun
    	out of my eyes while I'm sleeping.
    
    >> If you are using drugs you should be thrown in the slammer anyways.
    >
    >Why should people with prescriptions for anti-depressants be thrown in
    >the slammer?
    
    >Why should people who use allergy medicine be thrown in the slammer?
    
    >Why should people who take cold medicine be thrown in the slammer?
    
    >Why should people who take diet pills be thrown in the slammer?
    
    	Alright, so I was kidding about the slammer part [really].
    
    >If drugs are so bad, why has Digital installed twenty or thirty drug
    >stations in ZKO, including a specially ventilated segregation room?
    
    	Silly me ... if Digital does this then drugs MUST be OK.
    
    
    
    	And I know you're not going to like this [and I have a good idea
    	what your response will look like if there is one], but out of
    	the 58 hours in the week that you don't spend working, commuting
    	or sleeping, how many are spent reading through law books and
    	newspapers to monitor the newest tactics that the government has
    	devised to screw you out of your constitutional rights?
    
454.36People are too clever for this.GAAS::BRAUCHERThu Jun 08 1995 20:2611
    
      This always struck me as pretty much a joke.  Unless you do random
     drug testing during employment, the druggies will figure a way to
     slither through your test.
    
      So only organizations (like governments) which have political
     motivations would ever go through this charade.  The can say,
     "All of our subcontractoes are drug-free, as defined by HR666,
     section 666, paragraph 666.  Blah, blah, blah."
    
      bb
454.37SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIBe vewy caweful of yapping zebwasThu Jun 08 1995 20:3812
    
    re: .25
    
    Ah... I see.... and if one of your loved ones was of the "dead people"
    variety, you'd still feel the same?
    
      Suppose there were (random number here) 50 people killed, including
    the trainman who was high at the time...
    
      Let's see.... 50 wrongful death lawsuits oughta put whatever railroad
    it is right out of business.... no?
    
454.38I pee on command but don't like itAIMTEC::MORABITO_PHotlanta RocksThu Jun 08 1995 21:3414
I recently interviewed for a job outside of DEC and was offered the job.  
The offer was contigent on me passing a drug test and they had to validate my 
degree and check references.  So I had to go for a physical and they had me 
pee. I wasn't too thrilled with this.  By coincidence the day before I had a 
regular physical scheduled.  I asked them to check my urine just in case the 
test came back negative.  Both came back okay, but I kind of felt uneasy about 
it.  More and more companies appear to be doing it.  I talked to someone that 
knew someone that had to have a lock of their hair examined by a lab when 
they were applying for a job. Apparently cocaine shows up in hair somehow.  
When I was in the military (where you have no rights at all) I had to take a 
urine test because I got in an argument with a pilot.  

Paul
454.39ASDG::GASSAWAYInsert clever personal name hereThu Jun 08 1995 22:058
    I'm not sure if this is still a policy, but when I started here at
    Digital I had to have a pregnancy test performed.  I was working in the
    fab and since pregnant women can't be in the fab, I had to prove I
    wasn't before I could start.  I think they've changed this.
    
    I was also drug-tested at the INTERVIEW for a different company.
    
    Lisa
454.40TROOA::COLLINSIYNSHO, NNTTM, YMMV, HTHThu Jun 08 1995 23:5715
    
    So Andy...you agree with DougO then about testing people in jobs
    where lives are at stake.
    
    What about those in a bank, who deal with large sums of money?
    
    What about jobs where gov't or corporate secrets are involved?
    
    What about your job?
    
    You tend to be a `get the gov't off my back' type.  Is it different if
    a private company is doing the intruding?
    
    jc
    
454.41MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Fri Jun 09 1995 00:3118
re: Do they have to watch you pee?

I seem to recall suggesting in topic 716 in DIGITAL years ago, that
it would serve the observer right if the test subject had some sort of
spasm or very poor aim. "Oh, PARdon ME!"
Either that or arrive at the test with both hands in casts of some sort.
"Well - I'll need some help with that." Then develop the bad aim.

re: General

I can never quite figure out why outfits like Computer City and the like
put up these big signs at their entrances proclaiming their pride that
they are a drug-free workplace and that they test all of their employees.
Frequently upon leaving places like this, if I'm not buying anything anyway,
I mention on the way out that there was a mjor purchase I might have made
but that I declined in opposition to their drug testing policy. If these
people get the message often enough that they aren't necessarily being admired
for their efforts, it just might sink in.
454.42POLAR::RICHARDSONRepetitive Fan Club NappingFri Jun 09 1995 00:372
    So, if a company only wants to hire the whiz kids, what would this
    mean?
454.43POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of PasshionFri Jun 09 1995 00:552
    
    Urine big trouble for starting this, little buddy 8^).
454.44POLAR::RICHARDSONRepetitive Fan Club NappingFri Jun 09 1995 00:581
    <---- I wish _I_ had said that.
454.45POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of PasshionFri Jun 09 1995 01:153
    
    
    You will, Glenn, you will.
454.462 p's worthSMURF::WALTERSFri Jun 09 1995 12:545
    > Urine big trouble for starting this, little buddy 8^).
    
    But he would not be convicted by a jury of his peers.
    
    (credit to Paul Simon)
454.47SUBSYS::NEUMYERLove is a dirty jobFri Jun 09 1995 13:118
    
    Re .37
    
    	If one of the dead people was a loved one, I would feel the same
    way about random drug testing! I would probably go and kill the person
    responsible however.
    
    ed
454.48SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIBe vewy caweful of yapping zebwasFri Jun 09 1995 13:258
    
    <------
    
    Only in America!!!!
    
    
     Right???
    
454.49I'll bag groceries firstDECWIN::RALTOC3PO and R2D2 in '96Fri Jun 09 1995 14:4213
    Even though I don't use drugs, I would never submit to such a test
    for any job including my current one.  It's outrageously insulting,
    undignified, and completely irrelevant.  It's yet-another thing that
    control freaks do just because they can, and because people submit to
    it.  If enough of us would "just say no", this would go away fast.
    
    It's strange in retrospect that when Digital set out to reduce its
    headcount, rather than go through the expense, etc., of TFSO's,
    they didn't simply institute drug testing.  Some substantial
    percentage would have quit right then and there.  Probably not
    enough for their purposes, but it would have been a start.
    
    Chris
454.50EST::RANDOLPHTom R. N1OOQFri Jun 09 1995 15:224
It's just one more way WE are the losers in the War on Some Drugs.

For a long time, I thought the quote was "Trade freedom for security, lose
both". It's true.
454.51RUSURE::EDPAlways mount a scratch monkey.Fri Jun 09 1995 17:3592
    Re .35:
    
    >   Is it illegal to be pregnant?  What does pregnancy have to do
    > 	with drug testing?  [There could very well be something you've
    >	omitted from this statement, but since I'm not aware of the
    >	situation then this is all I have to go on.]
    
    Consider I wrote that some employees were denied promotions because
    they were pregnant, which the department found by doing surreptitious
    tests, what do you think was omitted?  The employees were ordered to
    give samples for drug testing; the samples were tested for pregnancy.
    Those employees had something to hide:  pregnancy.  Pregnancy is not
    illegal BUT IT WAS USED AGAINST THEM.  That's one thing about privacy
    many people don't understand:  Just because something isn't illegal
    doesn't mean you don't have reason to hide it.  So your statement that
    if somebody isn't using drugs, they don't have something to hide is
    false.  There are many reasons to hide things:  Hide pregnancy because
    an employer will deceitfully use it against you.  Hide your home phone
    number because rude people will call you.  Hide your weight because it
    is embarassing.  Hide your vote because it prevents people from
    pressuring you to change it.
    
    > How many were taken by that person?  Did an overdose contribute
    > to any work-related problems?
    
    The hypothetical person took exactly the amount modestly prescribed by
    a doctor.  No overdose contributed to any work-related problems.  But
    the drug test won't show that; it will merely show they used a
    controlled substance.  Does that person have nothing to hide?
    
    Consider that there have been no work-related problems, so what's the
    point of the drug test for this person?  If there were work-related
    problems, why would the employer not deal with them in spite of having
    or not having a drug test?
    
    > Is this a trick question?  Fourth Amendment or something?  My
    > answer is, of course, "Who cares?".  Is it that embarrassing to
    > know that others know you take pills for weight loss?

    Yes, for some people it is.  And the answer to "Who cares?" is that the
    person whose job is on the line cares.  Is the degree of embarrassment
    your decision to make or is it theirs?
    
    > If drug testing saves just 1 life ... you know the rest.
    
    If drug testing saves just 1 life . . . it is worth it only if the COST
    is worth less than one life.  Why do we continue to drive cars even
    though they cost tens of thousands of lives in this country each year? 
    Because the cost of not driving cars is greater than the cost of lives
    lost.  We're not willing to accept the degradation in quality of life
    that would happen if we all gave up driving.  Similarly, drug testing
    degrades lives:  It invades privacy, it strips people who get false
    positives of their jobs, it destroys trust.
    
    > When I vote, which is very rarely, I don't close the curtain.
    
    Do you at least understand why people do?  And why the law prohibits
    anybody from watching you vote?
     
    > And the answer to the 1st question would then be "Yes, but he should	
    > not".
    
    Why not?  Is that your decision to make, or shouldn't the shop owner
    have a right to decide whether potentially lost business is worth the
    value of privacy at home?  Shouldn't the shop owner have a right to
    decide he'd rather have people call his shop and get the answering
    machine or the answering service instead of having people call his
    home?
    
    > Alot less light coming through the window so I can keep the sun
    > out of my eyes while I'm sleeping.
    
    So in winter when the sun rises after your wake-up time, do you leave
    the curtains open since it is completely dark during the hours when you
    sleep?  Or do you close the curtains because there is something else
    you gain from it?
    
    > And I know you're not going to like this [and I have a good idea
    > what your response will look like if there is one], but out of
    > the 58 hours in the week that you don't spend working, commuting
    > or sleeping, how many are spent reading through law books and
    > newspapers to monitor the newest tactics that the government has
    > devised to screw you out of your constitutional rights?
    
    On average probably less than two hours.
        
    
    				-- edp
    
    
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454.52TOOK::MORRISONBob M. LKG1-3/A11 226-7570Thu Jun 15 1995 21:4013
>    If drug testing saves just 1 life . . . it is worth it only if the COST
>    is worth less than one life.  Why do we continue to drive cars even
>    though they cost tens of thousands of lives in this country each year? 
>    Because the cost of not driving cars is greater than the cost of lives
>    lost.  We're not willing to accept the degradation in quality of life
>    that would happen if we all gave up driving.

  I'm going to rathole briefly to say: The other reason why we drive cars and
put our lives in jeopardy, as well as put ourselves in jeopardy of major law-
suits, is that there is usually NO ALTERNATIVE. And the reason why there is no
alternative is that the oil-auto-roadbuilding triumvirate had too much power
from 1945-90 in the U.S. and saw to it that we would NOT have alternatives,
except in a few of our largest metropolises.
454.53TOOK::MORRISONBob M. LKG1-3/A11 226-7570Thu Jun 15 1995 21:4619
>    It's strange in retrospect that when Digital set out to reduce its
>    headcount, rather than go through the expense, etc., of TFSO's,
>    they didn't simply institute drug testing.  Some substantial
>    percentage would have quit right then and there.  Probably not
>    enough for their purposes, but it would have been a start.
    
  I hope BP doesn't read this. He may not have thought of this idea yet, and
there are still some divisions that need to reduce headcount.

  Re someone watching during drug tests: I saw a program about a year ago that
had a segment on drug testing. The way they did it there was that the tester
put dye in the toilet to prevent the subject from diluting the sample with
water from the toilet, then let the subject urinate in private, then checked
the toilet to make sure he hadn't flushed it. I think the tester also checked
the subject for hidden "stuff" that could have been a bottle of water, or some-
one else's urine.
  Is this the way most drug tests are done now? Or have they gone back to 
having someone watch you, as was the case during the early days of mandatory
testing?
454.54AIMTEC::MORABITO_PHotlanta RocksFri Jun 16 1995 09:2013
Re -1

When I took my test there was blue water in the toilet.  Now I didn't think
this was 2000 flushes in a clinic, so this might have been the dye you spoke 
of.  They told me not to flush the toilet.   I suppose if I had anything
to worry about I could have smuggled in my own sample.  The local alternative 
weekly magazine here in town has all kinds of ads on how to beat drug tests.
I don't know if these really work.  I spoke some notes ago about someone
getting locks of hair tested for Cocaine abuse.  This is supposed to be
a fool proof way of testing.  Has anyone heard about this?

Paul
454.55DEVLPR::DKILLORANM1A - The choice of champions !Fri Jun 16 1995 12:3912
>   I'm going to rathole briefly to say: The other reason why we drive cars and
> put our lives in jeopardy, as well as put ourselves in jeopardy of major law-
> suits, is that there is usually NO ALTERNATIVE. And the reason why there is no
> alternative is that the oil-auto-roadbuilding triumvirate had too much power
> from 1945-90 in the U.S. and saw to it that we would NOT have alternatives,
> except in a few of our largest metropolises.

    HOG WASH ! ! !
    This may be true for YOU, but I drive because I enjoy it!
    
    :-)
    Dan "The Wheelman"
454.56DEVLPR::DKILLORANM1A - The choice of champions !Fri Jun 16 1995 12:438
    The way they avoided using a different sample back at Generous Electric
    was they made you strip down and put on one of those johny (sp?)
    things.  Trust me there ain't NO PLACE to hide NOTHIN' in one of those
    *&$#(^*(# things !  H*ll the flippin' thing barely covered all of me
    private parts, and I ain't all that tall !
    
    :-/
    Dan
454.57TOOK::MORRISONBob M. LKG1-3/A11 226-7570Fri Jun 16 1995 17:285
>    The way they avoided using a different sample back at Generous Electric
>    was they made you strip down and put on one of those johny (sp?)
>    things.

  Ugh. I think I'd rather be pat-searched.
454.58DASHER::RALSTONcantwejustbenicetoeachother?:)Fri Jun 16 1995 18:464
    I'd get rid of my car in an instant if I could get around in the same
    amount of time, another way. I hate cars!
    
    ...Tom
454.59RUSURE::EDPAlways mount a scratch monkey.Tue Jun 20 1995 15:3014
    Re .52:
    
    > I'm going to rathole briefly to say: The other reason why we drive
    > cars and put our lives in jeopardy, as well as put ourselves in
    > jeopardy of major law- suits, is that there is usually NO ALTERNATIVE.
    
    Oh, baloney.  You know Mary French.  Ask her about alternatives.
    
    
    				-- edp
    
    
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454.60SUBPAC::SADINWe the people?Thu Jun 22 1995 20:55110
 
date=6/22/95
type=background report
number=5-30406
title=drugs in the workplace
byline=valonda bruinton
dateline=washington
content=

voiced at:      

intro:  a coalition of anti-drug organizations has unveiled an   
advertising campaign targeting what it says is the largest  
employer of drug users in the united states -- small businesses.  
v-o-a's valonda bruinton has this report on what the groups say  
they are doing to combat the growing problem.

text:  the partnership for a drug-free america says 71-percent of
all current drug users in the u-s are employed.  it says  
one-in-three americans believe someone they work with uses drugs  
or has used them in the past few years.  

while the majority of large u-s corporations have implemented  
policies and programs to fight drugs in the workplace, the group  
says 80-percent of american employees work in small and medium  
sized businesses where few anti-drug policies exist.

james copple, director of the community anti-drug coalitions of  
america, says the new workplace advertisements are a warning to  
smaller companies about the problem.  

                           // copple act //

         the campaign is designed to challenge medium and small  
         businesses to replicate what many in large industries  
         have already established and that is policies, practices
         and procedures that will create drug free workplaces.

                           // end act //

the organizations have also released the results of a national  
survey which found that substance abuse costs american businesses
at least 60-billion dollars a year.   

the survey indicates ignoring the problem tears at the financial  
base of businesses or what the organizations call the bottom  
line.  but president of the national drugs don't work  
partnership, william kaufmann, says small businesses still tend  
to ignore the problem.

                          // kaufmann act //

         owners of small companies are so busy managing their day
         to day activities -- the cash flow, the payroll -- that  
         they don't realize the impact substance abuse is having  
         on their bottom line.   

                           // end act //  

the coalition says although their campaign is aimed at wiping out
drugs in the workplace, there is still a large concern for  
keeping america's youth drug free.  

mr. kaufmann says the attitude and behavior of adults are the   
most important factors in the way young people think and  
determine what their ongoing values will be.   

he says outlets for youth such as schools and churches have a  
responsibility in the fight, but he says they cannot be expected  
to have a positive impact on the problem without a little help.

                        // kaufmann act //

         it is unfair and its definitely unwise to believe that  
         political leaders, law enforcement officials and  
         educators, however capable they are, can possibly deal  
         with this problem alone.  every adult has to have a much
         higher level of knowledge and conviction if we have any  
         hope that the young people in their care are going to  
         improve their attitudes and behavior.

                      // end act //  

the organizations say there are low-cost solutions available to  
any company that wants them.  but they say every business owner  
already has access to the greatest weapon in the fight against  
drugs, and that is a person's paycheck.

the community anti-drug coalitions of america says when a worker  
is given a choice between getting high and getting paid,  smart  
employees will go for the paycheck and the others will usually  
leave the company. (signed)

neb/vb/mmk









             

22-jun-95 3:36 pm edt (1936 utc)
nnnn

source: voice of america
.
454.61CSC32::M_EVANSproud counter-culture McGovernikThu Jun 22 1995 21:168
    So in other words, make all drug users that can be caught unemployable 
    to prove that drug users are all bottom alley types who have to steal
    to support themselves and their families.  Makes sense to me in a
    circular fashion.
    
    Once again we destroy families to save them.
    
    meg
454.62Typical soundbite garbageROWLET::AINSLEYLess than 150kts is TOO slow!Thu Jun 22 1995 21:168
That makes it sound like it is bad that 71% of the people who use drugs are
employed.  What do they want to do, fire them all so they can go on welfare
have the rest of us support them???

I also notice that they didn't mention what percentage of drug users use drugs
or are under the influence of drugs at the workplace.

Bob
454.63DECLNE::SHEPARDIt's the Republicans' faultThu Jun 22 1995 21:175
I believe that 100 % of drug users use drugs.

Don't believe me though verify it first.

:-) Mikey
454.64TROOA::COLLINSAural SectsThu Jun 22 1995 21:183
    
    I'll bet they didn't include the users and abusers of alcohol.
    
454.65CSC32::M_EVANSproud counter-culture McGovernikThu Jun 22 1995 21:2222
    Bob,
    
    when you have put out propaganda on how drugs make you unemployable,
    untrustworthy, brain dead, and sterile, the next step is to find a way
    to make the lie truth.  Now obviously their commercial about marijuana
    and sterility has been proven wrong, or there wouldn't be so many small
    kids at Dead concerts, the brainwave pattern was found to be a complete
    lie (70 year old comatose stroke victim, rather than 14 year old who
    had smoked a joint), and the latest studies show DARE graduates
    actually use more and a wider varietiy of drugs than kids who hadn't
    taken the course.  We won't even go into the latest commercial where
    they say pot makes girls horny, and getting them to smoke pot is a
    good way to get them into the sack.  (Wonder how much the street price
    went up over that one?)
    
    Now for years they have been saying the only responsible use of some
    drugs is not to use them and that all users of any recreational drug on
    their list are irresponsible.  71% of drug users are employed and
    supporting themselves and their families?  Can't have that.  It makes
    their propaganda look as honest as a certain presidential candidate.
    
    meg
454.66DECLNE::SHEPARDIt's the Republicans' faultThu Jun 22 1995 21:247
Maybe this thought should go under the conspiracy note.

Has anyone ever considered how much money goes into political campaigns from
drug dealers who want to see the crap remain illegal. If drugs are legalized,
won't they stand to lose a great deal of money?

Mikey
454.67CSC32::M_EVANSproud counter-culture McGovernikThu Jun 22 1995 21:342
    give that it is a several billion dollar a year industry it wouldn't
    surprise me a bit.
454.68DOCTP::KELLERSpprt smlr gvt. http://www.lp.org/lp/lp.htmlFri Jun 23 1995 11:179
>      <<< Note 454.66 by DECLNE::SHEPARD "It's the Republicans' fault" >>>
>
>
>Has anyone ever considered how much money goes into political campaigns from
>drug dealers who want to see the crap remain illegal. If drugs are legalized,
>won't they stand to lose a great deal of money?


BINGO!!!  Give that man a prize...
454.69POBOX::SCHELTERFri Jun 23 1995 12:473
    Ya think drug dealers like .69's ?
    
    
454.70VMSNET::M_MACIOLEKFour54 Camaro/Only way to flySun Jun 25 1995 01:357
    re: Note 454.66 by DECLNE::SHEPARD
    
    Ah ha, you're catching on.
    Do you know who the largest importer of illegal drugs in this country
    is?  Dealers don't need to contribute to politicians.
    
    MadMike