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    snarf

    Thank you, thank you, thank you...

    
    I volunteer to conduct an up-close, personal examination of Traci's
    physical and intellectual qualities and report back to the 'Box.
    

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    great I have now officially been carped for the first time!! Thanks
    Brian.
    
    Mark

    I used to have two or three of her early movies (The Passion Pit and a
    couple of others) but being the law abiding fellow that I am I
    distroyed them all. Its not what she looked like that mattered as much
    as what she did with what she had.

    >great I have now officially been carped for the first time!! Thanks
    >Brian.
    
    Mark,
    
    Your first carping is always something to remember and cherish.
    Was it as good for you as it was for me? :-)
    
    -b

    
    -b
    
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    Terrie, I was only doing this because Glenn requested this topic.
    
    Besides I've seen worse.

    Seeing as Traci Lords is a reputed ex-porn star, this base note number
    is quite appropo.  Not that I could personally vouch for her ,er, um
    acting, in any of that kind of film.  I'm quite sure they wouldn't be
    on either channel I watch, Disney and CBN.

    
    Brian, CBN?? Canadien Broadcasting Network?? I have never seen any of
    her "classics" either. I just saw her recently on Melrose Place a week
    or so ago, and thought she was ok looking. Not pretty not ugly, just
    average looking, but she sure keeps her figure in great shape.
    
    Mark

    No, no, no.  CBN, the One Holy Apostolic Christian Broadcasting
    Network silly.  
    
    Brian :-)

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    I never requested this topic.

    All I did was wonder how long it would be before someone started it.

    You inferred that I requested it.

    
    Glenn
    
    You are correct, I went back and re-read your reply, a thousand pardons
    to you.
    
    Mark

    
    
    Mark,,  I only flushed it because it had already been 'crap'ped.  :*)
    
    Nothing personal. 
    
    
    
    Terrie
    

    Traci Lords... let's put it this way. If that old expression
    is true, there's an awful lot of happy chrome bumpers out
    there.
    
    -b

    
    
    RE: .20
    
    
    BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
    
    
    :*)
    

	you have crome on yours???? 

    
    
    STOP IT!!!!  :*)  I'm spewing coffee everywhere boys!! 
    
    
    
    
    
    HAHAHAHAHAHA
    
    T

    It's all right ( 8-) ) Mark, I knew somebody would want me to stop
    wondering.

    
    I bet Traci Lords hasn't had this much attention in god knows how
    long. -b, the chrome bumper hitch was good, but I was thinking more
    along the lines of garden hoses and ping pong balls.
    
    Mark
    
    :-)

    Her films are interesting with much redeeming social worth, great story 
    lines (certainly a lot better than Harlequin Romances), and, best of
    all, she looked lovely in the films. Little devil lied about her age
    while pursuing, with great vigor, her film career. Having seen a few of
    her films it's easy to see why none of those guys suspected she was 16
    at the time. Bet there are a lot of guys in her high school class who
    are kicking themselves for not dating her. Can you imagine having this
    babe sitting next to you in class? 

    
    <-------<puke*barf*barf*retch*barf*puke>
    
    
    
    
    :*)
    Terrie
    

    Why oh why do I think that discussion of this topic belongs in a 'BOX?
                                                                          

    I didn`t ask for this note but I did say "I don`t know how to start
    one" and the next thing I know bang here it is. Traci maybe ugly (in
    some folks eyes) but she could sit on my car, truck, or anything
    she wants to even at this ripe old age of 25...married or not.

            Yeah but would you ask her to rotate if on yer truck?

    -1 clockwise or counter-clockwise?

    She could rotate any thing she wants on my truck and it doesn`t matter
    if its clock wise or counter-clockwise.
    
    As Andrew Dice Clay once said, "call me the pig that I am". (Not that I
    like Clay.)                                                  

    Au cont-rare.  One should ALWAYS ask a ladye to put the Spare on the
    LEFT FRONT axle, to put the former Left Front Tire on the Right Rear
    Axle, and so on.  There is ETIQUETTE to consider here donchaknow.
    
    I dunno about you guys.  'SnoWonder you never get to choose between
    clockwise and counterclockwise.
    
    |-{:-)
    

    No, no, no Dr. Dan. You have failed Tire Rotation 101.  All
    knowledgable folks know that tires are rotated front to rear on the
    same side only.  Starboard tires stay to starboard etc.  Unless of
    course you are talking of bias ply tires and in that case you need to
    come into the 20th century where you would still be wrong :-).  
    
    HTH, NNTTM, 
    
    Brian

    Is this the girl who starred in hard core porn films,then later did
    back up vocals for the Manic Street Preachers,and starred in a film
    with Johnny Depp?
    
    Good luck to her. I wouldn`t mind earning money from being in sex
    films. Come to that,just pay me expenses and i`d do it. In fact,
    i`d pay to be in a sex film. ho!ho!
    

    Bri' my good man... you are correct, but I believe there are at
    least two methods of tire rotating (T/R 202)
    
    Chip

    Now Chip, let's not get ahead of ourselves here.  It is clear the
    boxrabble is in need of a remedial tire rotation class or a refresher of 
    T/R 101 before we move on to T/R 202.  But yes, you are absolutely 
    correct,  there is more than correct one way to change a tire with and
    without the spare being involved etc.
    
    Brian

    I haven`t watched any of her "clean" movies so I don`t know if she was
    a back-up singer or stared with Johnny Depp. I only rember her, fondly
    if I must say, as a porno star.
    
    I didn`t know we were talking about tires...

    We need to have the obligatory rat hole in all notes strings.  Please
    reread you Boxcontract on notespersynship.  Pay special attention to
    the section where it specifies that no note string shall continue past
    reply number .35 before getting derailed onto a topic tangentially
    removed from the original.  We have merely taken it upon ourselves to
    jump on the grenade so to speak.  
    
    Brian

     you're right Bri'... we'll start with the dyslexic-rotationary
     group and move forward... :-)
    
     Chip

I've seen you guys at the Sears Auto Center, haven't I?

    Egads no! Well, maybe once but only to drop of my used oil, honest!
    
    Brian

    
    Kind of like the 3 Stooges of tire rotation they are Joanne.
    
    Mark

    
    She was in the tv movie the Tommyknockers based on the S.King book.
    She has made several r rated made for video movies.
    She probably makes more money than any of us here at Digital.
    
    who cares if she can bare-ly act.
    
    
    
    
    

    Me thinks that Traci is the only one to go from porn to norm with only
    some problems. Ginger Lynn Allen Tried but was not successfull in a
    couple of R rated movies. Ginger now does lingerie modeling (not that
    any one asked but). 

    Whatever happend to Buck Naked?

    ...or Debbie (you know, the gal that loved Dallas so much)
    
       :-)

    >Whatever happend to Buck Naked?
    
    He was murdered a few years ago, I think here in San Francisco.
    
    DougO

    Who was/is Buck Naked?
    
    I don`t know what ever happened to Debbie, I haven`t seen her in a long
    time.

    Buck Naked is who George Costanza (sp?) wants to be as a Porn Star.

    tire rotation method depends on wether you have radials or biasply
    
    Brian V

    I'll bet Traci could suck the lug nuts of a wheel.

    -1 "of" a wheel or "off" a wheel? one would be more fun to watch than
       the other! :-)
    
       Chip

    A typo, sorry.

    -1 both work for me!  :-)

    I heard it was a watermelon through a garden hose ;) !
    
    MarkL

    
    
    	chrome off a trailer hitch....
    
    
    

    The paint off the walls...

    
    I heard it was ping pong balls through a garden hose, but you all get
    the idea.
    
    Mark

    Hair off the b..... um, er , ahem.

    Hair off the .... Danish?

    Don't go to that bakery anymore.

    
    By chance, was the name of the man she married, Leaping??
    
    Mark

    Brian V. - You have tested out of both remedial and intro to Tire
    Rotation.  Send me $5000.00 for your tool kit that you will need for
    Advanced Tire Rotation.  We will hold a spot for you in class for a
    small deposit.  Prof. Chip will be demonstrating advanced lug nut
    tourquing using a digital torqing device.  
    
    And not to develop this inane rat hole too much further, was Traci
    Lords also in China Beach as the hooker?  If so, I found her rather 
    attractive actually.  
    
    Brian

    
    I don't recall Traci Lords ever being on China Beach.
    
    I would have liked to have seen her while I waz in Nam though.
    
    
                                                         

    Does anybody know the difference between the Denver Broncos and
    Traci Lords?
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    Traci NEVER EVER CHOKED on the BIG ONE!
    
    
    Sin-te-da

    	Why don't the other "stars" in her teenage porn flix get
    	prosecuted for contributing to the delinquency of a minor?
    	They have the perpetrators right on film!

Snarf!

    
    By taking the end clasped firmly between right index finger and
    opposing thumb, then applying uniform radial pressure exerted through
    controlled muscular contraction, followed by moderate leverage against the
    main pressure point, after having first lubricated all contact surfaces
    with the appropriate fluid, one can simply entrust the law of physics
    to pervail and complete the sequential.. 
    
    ...removal of the wheel nut from the mounting stud, thus providing
    un-fettered access to the road wheel for proper tire rotation....
    

    Wow, wot a great rathole I done spawned!  Nice woik, lads & lassies!!
    
    |-{:-)
    

    The other fokls in the move industry couldn`t be caharged with wrong
    doing because she provided all the required documents stating she was
    over 18. By the way, she did make one movie after she turned 18 in the
    porno line.

    .70 i'd much rather prefer the Lords' way... :-)

    	re .72
    
    	So why can an adult (either gender) who was lied to by his/her
    	underage partner be prosecuted anyway?  (It is my understanding
    	that the adult can be prosecuted...  Maybe I'm wrong about that.)

    There was no reason for the adult to think she was a minor, especially
    after you seen her perform. I watched several of her films (X-rated of
    course) and I never once took her for a minor. She never persued
    chargeing any one with a crime and it would have been indeed difficult
    to charge every one with a crime. Realisticly I could have been charged
    along with thousands of other for watching a minor commit a crime. 

re:.44

>She probably makes more money than any of us here at Digital.

...and where does that put _her_ on "The Bell Curve"?

    ... underneath it.

    She has belle curves though.

    
    It appears that this topic has petered out.
    
    Mark

	Maybe we should add a little wang to it, eh?

    
    
    "In Him" of course..... right zebra??
    

    Traci Lords may or may not be ugly.

    
    Glenn and others, whats your point?

    what's

	Do you really want to see Glenn's point? 

    only if i can touch it :-)

    
    
    :*O
    
    
    
    

	Ahhh... but I wasn't asking you, was I 'tine. But I think Glen would be
much happier having you touch his point than who I asked.... :-)

    
    What's the big deal about touching the top of Glenn's
    head anyway?
    
    

    What would be the big deal about touching the top of Brian's head? I
    wanna know.

    She better go back to acting school, I seen her in the movie Serial Mom
    and Cry Baby. I have seen better actresses in grammer school plays.

FWIW, her first tv appearance was on Wiseguy. She was in the last 
couple episodes of the Mel Profitt/Roger Lacocco series.

Amazingly, she played a call-girl...

daryll

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    careful Lynne... nothuns a gonna slip past these folks
    
    Chip

    
    Happy belated birthday Traci!!! 29 and counting.

29 years?  29 moveis?  29 guys per movie?

    Hopefully not 29 T-cells