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Title:Soapbox. Just Soapbox.
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Moderator:WAHOO::LEVESQUEONS
Created:Thu Nov 17 1994
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389.0. "How Atheists Should Act in the Box" by MKOTS3::JMARTIN (You-Had-Forty-Years!!!) Mon Apr 17 1995 23:59

    Discuss!
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389.1Talk HardSNOFS1::DAVISMAnd monkeys might fly outa my butt!Tue Apr 18 1995 00:511
    Different to Christians
389.2BIGQ::SILVADiabloTue Apr 18 1995 02:371
	Like themselves?
389.3YARNCONSLT::MCBRIDEReformatted to fit your screenTue Apr 18 1995 13:423
    Thanks Jack.  Just what we needed, good old fashioned religious
    goading.  
    
389.4MKOTS3::JMARTINYou-Had-Forty-Years!!!Tue Apr 18 1995 13:574
    I put this string in because I was accused last night of not acting
    Christian by an acknowledged atheist.
    
    -Jack
389.5SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIBe vewy caweful of yapping zebwasTue Apr 18 1995 14:014
    
    
    "alleged" athiests...
    
389.6 4 gig-ga bytes perhaps ?MKOTS3::FLATHERSTue Apr 18 1995 14:316
     just as nutty as everyone else
    
        .......wonder how much disk space is consumed by the great
    debates over religion......  :^)
    
    
389.7NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Tue Apr 18 1995 14:371
gaga bytes, more like
389.8onward christian soldiers!!!MIMS::LESSER_MWho invented liquid soap and why?Tue Apr 18 1995 14:422
    Obviously if you are not a card carying bible (read new testemant)
    thumper, then you must be an atheist!!!!!
389.9MKOTS3::JMARTINYou-Had-Forty-Years!!!Tue Apr 18 1995 14:583
    Another emotional response...more non substantive jargon!
    
    
389.10Definition PleaseDASHER::RALSTONAin't Life Fun!Tue Apr 18 1995 15:123
    Jack...For my clarification, would you define Atheist for me.
    
    ...Tom
389.12MKOTS3::JMARTINYou-Had-Forty-Years!!!Tue Apr 18 1995 15:277
    A - Greek for no.
    
    theos - Greek for God
    
    Atheos - No God.
    
    -Jack
389.13MKOTS3::JMARTINYou-Had-Forty-Years!!!Tue Apr 18 1995 15:284
    I agree.  A non Christian can act Christian and believe in
    God...without actually being a Christian.
    
    -Jack
389.15USAT05::BENSONEternal WeltanschauungTue Apr 18 1995 16:1345
>    A non-theist, then, should 'act' (I guess this means behavior)
>    rationally in the 'Box' as they believe in things which are
>    metaphically-given ie: an external, objective reality is knowable with
>    reason as it's epistemological basis.
 
     There's another quality which should be important to atheists - honesty.
   
>    Naturally when a theist of the Christian variety believe things like 
>    this:
    
>    JN 5:31 Jesus says that if he bears witness to himself, his testimony
>    is not true. 
>    JN 8:14 Jesus says that even if he bears witness to himself, his
>    testimony is true. 
 
    Taking the text out of its context makes it seem contradictory.  If you
    included the context you would see that in both cases Jesus' argument
    was that He has two witnesses.  Your conclusion that Christians are
    illogical based upon these two supposedly contradictory statements is
    false since within their biblical texts the two statements are 
    corroborating, not contradictory.

>    and doesn't see the contradictions in what the 'christian' variety Theist
>    believes is inerrant then what's a poor soul (metamophically speaking)
>    to do? Naturally you have to conclude that reason isn't the
>    epitemological basis for 'christian' theism.
 
    Any conclusions drawn from your fallacious argument are also false by
    definition.
   
>    So here's the answer to 389.0 and 390.0 - Atheists should understand
>    that their use of reason as an epistemological device is in direct 
>    opposition to the 'faith' of the 'christian' theist.  So discussion
>    with 'christian' theists is pointless. Discussion with non-christian
>    theists may be fruitful if they are willing to accept reality as
>    metaphically-given. Remember Galileo?


     This is totally false.  You cannot logically state your case without
     logically defeating yourself.  Any theist can logically state their case 
     without defeating himself.  You must understand this clearly since there's
     nothing more pitiful than an atheist who thinks he's got logic on his/her 
     side when in fact logically he's believing a fallacy.

     jeff
389.16OOTOOL::CHELSEAMostly harmless.Tue Apr 18 1995 16:176
    Atheists should act in the box according to the policies of the
    conference and corporation, and the laws of the federal, state and
    local governments.  Those are the only standards they have agreed to be 
    measured against.
    
    That was easy.  Next question?
389.17BOXORN::HAYSI think we are toast. Remember the jam?Tue Apr 18 1995 16:269
RE: 389.15 by USAT05::BENSON "Eternal Weltanschauung"

Fixed the moon math yet?

Or is getting the sums to balance a part of truth that only applies to
non-Christians?


Phil
389.18SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIBe vewy caweful of yapping zebwasTue Apr 18 1995 16:293
    
    The "Stalkers of America" club is gaining in members I see...
    
389.19USAT05::BENSONEternal WeltanschauungTue Apr 18 1995 16:305
    
    Phil, I acknowledged to you a long long time ago that the math could
    have been wrong.  Why do you persist in this foolishness?
    
    jeff
389.20POLAR::RICHARDSONSpecial Fan Club BaloneyTue Apr 18 1995 18:101
    When did new math become moon math?
389.21SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIBe vewy caweful of yapping zebwasTue Apr 18 1995 18:113
    
    New Math inhales...
    
389.22Non-theist, that's me!DASHER::RALSTONAin't Life Fun!Tue Apr 18 1995 18:1327
    Just for information, the following is what I perceive to be thumper
    topics. This of course does not include the vast amount of thumping
    that goes on in various degrees in what I estimate to be about 50% of 
    all topics. I think at last count there are 391 topics which makes the
    thumper topics 3.6% of the BOX. As a Non-theist, I thought I would
    point this out. 
    
    382  USAT05::BENSON       11-APR-1995   312  JESUS' CRUCIFIXION
    388  COVERT::COVERT       16-APR-1995    39  Christ's Resurrection
    390  MKOTS3::JMARTIN      17-APR-1995    17  How Christians Should Act 
     33  COVERT::COVERT       17-NOV-1994   605  Separation of Church and
    						 State
    64   TROOA::COLLINS      18-NOV-1994   659  Evolution
    89  SX4GTO::OLSON        21-NOV-1994    89  priestly pedophilia
    90  VMSNET::M_MACIOLEK   22-NOV-1994    28  Money: Truly the Root of
    						all Evil
    143  COVERT::COVERT        6-DEC-1994    13  Vindication
    171  MASALA::SNEIL        10-DEC-1994    43  What is life.
    186  PNTAGN::WARRENFELTZR 16-DEC-1994   118  One Solitary Life
    239  SCAPAS::GUINEO::MOOR 10-JAN-1995    13  Reverend Bob's
    						 Inspirational
    319   SMURF::BINDER       28-FEB-1995   171  The truth of the Bible
    347  SX4GTO::OLSON        17-MAR-1995   192  religious fundamentalists,
    389  MKOTS3::JMARTIN      17-APR-1995    19  How Atheists Should Act in
    
    
    ...Tom
389.23RUSURE::EDPAlways mount a scratch monkey.Tue Apr 18 1995 18:2625
    Re .16:

    > Atheists should act in the box according to the policies of the
    > conference and corporation, and the laws of the federal, state and
    > local governments.  Those are the only standards they have agreed to be 
    > measured against.

    I challenge you to demonstrate where even one atheist has "agreed" to
    be measured against the laws of the federal, state, or local
    governments, let alone all of them.  Few people actually "agree" to
    such judgment; it is generally thrust upon people whether they agree or
    not.  Even the so-called "employee agreement" doesn't state that the
    employee agrees to abide by the rules of the corporation.  Digital
    wouldn't even want such an agreement, since it could make the PP&P a
    contract that would bind Digital in ways Digital doesn't want.  And
    certainly there's no explicit agreement to be measured by any
    conference rules.  In the New Hampshire conference, I use a disclaimer
    that explicitly denies agreement to the rules.
    
    
    				-- edp
    
    
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389.24USAT05::BENSONEternal WeltanschauungTue Apr 18 1995 18:2913
    
    Well, Tom, thanks for the information.  Now if we can get a finer
    definition of "thumper topic" we might get somewhere.  I'd like to
    suggest that a "thumper topic", as the word is commonly used here in
    this forum, is a topic which overtly and positively includes or
    addresses a Christian subject.  I would suggest that if you take this
    definition and apply it to the topics you identified that you would see
    thumper topics drop from a low 3.6 percent to maybe half that, 1.8
    percent.  Even at 3.6% the number of thumper topics is very very low. 
    So, how does one logically explain the outcry in light of these small
    numbers?  
    
    jeff
389.25OOTOOL::CHELSEAMostly harmless.Tue Apr 18 1995 18:535
    Re: .23
    
    >I challenge you to demonstrate
    
    Don't be more tedious than you can possibly help.
389.26DASHER::RALSTONAin't Life Fun!Tue Apr 18 1995 18:538
    RE: Note 389.24 by USAT05::BENSON
    
    I agree with your definition of thumper topic and aside from my using
    the word thumper (with is a common term in the box) I make no
    conclusion overtly or positively as to the meaning of my data. It is
    supplied as informational only. 
    
    ...Tom
389.27oopsDASHER::RALSTONAin't Life Fun!Tue Apr 18 1995 19:117
    It has been pointed out to me that I left out Topic 385 from my list in
    389.22. However I noticed that there are only 390 topics as opposed to
    391. Therefore the new SOAPBOX Thumper topic percentage is 3.3%.
    
    FWIW
    
    ...Tom
389.28PENUTS::DDESMAISONSno, i'm aluminuming 'um, mumTue Apr 18 1995 19:203
  hmm.  if the total number of topics went down and the number of 
  religious topics went up, then how did the percentage go down?
389.29MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Tue Apr 18 1995 19:212
It's a freakin' miracle!

389.30PENUTS::DDESMAISONSno, i'm aluminuming 'um, mumTue Apr 18 1995 19:223
	.29  aaagagag. ;>

389.31Must be new math!?!DASHER::RALSTONAin't Life Fun!Tue Apr 18 1995 19:447
    Ooooooooooops.
    
    14/391x100=3.581%
    
    15/390x100=3.846%
    
    Percent of thumper topics corrected = 3.8%
389.323.8 %MPGS::MARKEYThe bottom end of Liquid SanctuaryTue Apr 18 1995 19:453
    
    The thump index, a leading economic indicator, no doubt...
    
389.33RUSURE::EDPAlways mount a scratch monkey.Tue Apr 18 1995 19:4710
    Re .25:
    
    In other words, your response was full of it and you were caught flat.
    
    
    				-- edp
    
    
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389.34BOXORN::HAYSI think we are toast. Remember the jam?Tue Apr 18 1995 19:4730
RE: 389.19 by USAT05::BENSON "Eternal Weltanschauung"

> I acknowledged to you a long long time ago that the math could have been 
> wrong.

Oh?  Where?  Notice that "could have been" is not equal to "was".  And here 
is the last you said on this matter in the last soapbox:

================================================================================
383.771 by USAT05::BENSON

    .Phil,

    I appear confused don't I?  I am.

    thanks for pointing it out!

    jeff
================================================================================

Did I miss a more full admission of error?  If so,  please point me to it.
Notice that "am confused" is not equal to "was incorrect".

Basic honesty requires that we admit our mistakes.  Failures of basic
honesty coexisting with claims of knowledge to ABSOLUTE TRUTH tend to 
promote disbelief of the absolute truth being preached.  Of course,  I
could pick more recent examples.  Would you rather I did?


Phil
389.35BIGQ::SILVADiabloTue Apr 18 1995 19:495
| <<< Note 389.20 by POLAR::RICHARDSON "Special Fan Club Baloney" >>>

| When did new math become moon math?

	I think maybe Jeff Benson took it to new heights... :-)
389.36POLAR::RICHARDSONSpecial Fan Club BaloneyTue Apr 18 1995 19:511
    You mean it could just be a phase he's going through?
389.37MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Tue Apr 18 1995 19:562
The moon has been quite lovely the last three nights running.

389.38NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Tue Apr 18 1995 19:582
I wonder if the behavior of the three horsemen can be explained by the
full moon.
389.39BIGQ::SILVADiabloTue Apr 18 1995 19:5830
| <<< Note 389.24 by USAT05::BENSON "Eternal Weltanschauung" >>>


| Well, Tom, thanks for the information. Now if we can get a finer definition of
| "thumper topic" we might get somewhere. I'd like to suggest that a "thumper 
| topic", as the word is commonly used here in this forum, is a topic which 
| overtly and positively includes or addresses a Christian subject.  

	On this we agree Jeff.

| I would suggest that if you take this definition and apply it to the topics 
| you identified that you would see thumper topics drop from a low 3.6 percent 
| to maybe half that, 1.8 percent.  

	Jeff, you just don't get it, do you. If topics that deal with religion
take up 3.6%, and say topics on food take up .01%, then you are comparing
apples and apples. You comparing one specific topic as one group to every other 
topic that don't relate to each other as another group, you're comparing apples
and oranges. If you are going to group all religious topics into one %, you can
only compare it to other groupings done the same way in order for any point to
be valid.

| So, how does one logically explain the outcry in light of these small numbers?

	Because you have tried to compare apples to oranges yet again. It WAS
pointed out to you earlier.



Glen
389.40MIMS::LESSER_MWho invented liquid soap and why?Tue Apr 18 1995 19:594
    I will state the obvious.
    
    There have been several thumper topics posted in the last week, and
    they represent almost half of the postings for the past seven days.
389.41BIGQ::SILVADiabloTue Apr 18 1995 20:0013
| <<< Note 389.28 by PENUTS::DDESMAISONS "no, i'm aluminuming 'um, mum" >>>


| hmm.  if the total number of topics went down and the number of
| religious topics went up, then how did the percentage go down?

	Milady, I think Jeff went in and looked at who authored the basenote,
which in turn would show if it was really meant to be a thumper topic. Authors
like Binder and Olson, for example, would not be putting in a base note for the
purpose of thumping. 


Glen
389.42BIGQ::SILVADiabloTue Apr 18 1995 20:015
| <<< Note 389.36 by POLAR::RICHARDSON "Special Fan Club Baloney" >>>

| You mean it could just be a phase he's going through?

	I think it's called life...
389.43BIGQ::SILVADiabloTue Apr 18 1995 20:027
| <<< Note 389.38 by NOTIME::SACKS "Gerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085" >>>

| I wonder if the behavior of the three horsemen can be explained by the
| full moon.


	Gerald.... this is too funny.... :-)
389.44PENUTS::DDESMAISONSno, i'm aluminuming 'um, mumTue Apr 18 1995 20:033
	.41  no, glen dear, the math was just plain wrong.  see .31.

389.45BIGQ::SILVADiabloTue Apr 18 1995 20:128
389.46MPGS::MARKEYThe bottom end of Liquid SanctuaryTue Apr 18 1995 20:136
    
    Does the math error really change the fact that there's been
    more thumpin' going on in here lately than in a house full
    of rabbits?
    
    -b
389.47CTHU26::S_BURRIDGETue Apr 18 1995 20:164
    Like being near a kid in a car with an overpowered stereo going THUMP!
    THUMP! THUMP!
    
    -Stephen 
389.48LANDO::OLIVER_BTue Apr 18 1995 20:2210
.34

>Basic honesty requires that we admit our mistakes.  Failures of basic
>honesty coexisting with claims of knowledge to ABSOLUTE TRUTH tend to 
>promote disbelief of the absolute truth being preached.

Ah, but Rule #1 of all religious circle jerks states:

_Never_ concede a single point to an opponent.  And never admit
to a mistake.  If you do you are an old lady, and probably a liberal.
389.49POLAR::RICHARDSONSpecial Fan Club BaloneyTue Apr 18 1995 20:221
    Perhaps moon math was being employed.
389.50DASHER::RALSTONAin't Life Fun!Tue Apr 18 1995 20:256
    >all religious circle jerks states
    
    Hahahahahahahaha, pretty bold even for the box. By the way, who's the
    pivot??
    
    ...Tom
389.51MKOTS3::JMARTINYou-Had-Forty-Years!!!Tue Apr 18 1995 20:297
    Small nit...
    
    Gerald, there are four horsemen not three...
    
    But that's neither here nor there!
    
    -Jack
389.52PENUTS::DDESMAISONSno, i'm aluminuming 'um, mumTue Apr 18 1995 20:315
 .51

 {thud}

389.53MKOTS3::JMARTINYou-Had-Forty-Years!!!Tue Apr 18 1995 20:361
    I know but Gerald said my bible knowledge was sorely lacking! :-)
389.54DASHER::RALSTONAin't Life Fun!Tue Apr 18 1995 20:397
    
       >there are four horsemen not three...
    
    I remember that old movie about Notre Dame football, starring one of
    our past presidents I think.
    
    ...Tom 
389.55MKOTS3::JMARTINYou-Had-Forty-Years!!!Tue Apr 18 1995 20:403
    Naw...your thinking of the Three Horsemen from the Three Stooges!!!
    
    -Jack
389.56BIGQ::SILVADiabloTue Apr 18 1995 20:562
<---- but if he used that he would have been set hidden or have to listen to 
      a ton of bitchin.... :-)
389.57OOTOOL::CHELSEAMostly harmless.Tue Apr 18 1995 21:596
    Re: .33
    
    >In other words, your response was full of it and you were caught flat.
    
    No.  In other words, we have certain irreconcilable philosophical
    differences, and I'm not going to waste my time with it.
389.58A Non-Theist's view.DASHER::RALSTONAin't Life Fun!Tue Apr 18 1995 22:5237
    As a Non-Theist I hold to the following:
    
    -Existence is Axiomatic.
    
    -Existence exists eternally with no prior causes.
    
    -Consciousness is the controller of existence.
    
    -Individual consciousness is the greatest value in eternal existence.
    
    -The greatest social value is objective law and justice.
    
    -All knowledge is contextual and all valid theories are based on
     contextual fact.
    
    -Conscious knowledge is limitless because knowledge increases
     geometrically.
    
    -Human nature is good. It is by nature noble, rational, honest, just
     compassionate, value producing, benevolent, kind, loving, and happy.
    
    -The only diseases of human consciousness, are dishonesty, irrationality
     and mystical beliefs. These diseases destroy the natural good in human
     beings. These diseases cause all wars and crimes, including all
     property destruction, harms, sufferings, cruelties, injuries, and
     deaths purposely inflicted on human beings. All such evils are
     inflicted by force or fraud to support the lives of open criminals such
     as muggers or mafia enforcers, or the much more evil, hidden criminals
     such as dishonest politicians, tyrannical rulers, false authorities,
     killer type (WACO) bureaucrats, and their force-backed "justice system.
    
    -By the use of honest, objective knowledge the good nature of man
     could be revitalized to the eternal benefit and value of all human beings.
    
    
    FWIW
    ...Tom
389.59CSC32::J_OPPELTWhatever happened to ADDATA?Tue Apr 18 1995 22:5532
    	Frankly, I am bothered by what I found when I returned to
    	the soapbox after a few days away.
    
    	The discussion that has occurred here and 382.* and elsewhere
    	tends to say that 'thumpers' get bashed, and that soapbox has
    	become a hostile environment to thumping because they tend to
    	piss off everyone else by 'cramming their religion down everyone's
    	throats.'  
    
    	First off, I submit that very little if any of what is considered
    	thumping in here really involves cramming anything at all.  Certain
    	people see certain authors and immediately assume, "Oh great, here
    	comes more thumping," and if that author even hints at his faith,
    	it only reinforces the preconception.  Under this atmosphere it
    	is a fatal mistake for such a person to actually profess his faith,
    	or to instruct or correct the misconceptions of others about his
    	faith.  The lingering impression is lasting and difficult to
    	escape.
    
    	So the frequency of 'thumping' pisses y'all off, justifying 
    	making this a religion-hostile (and specifically Christian-
    	hostile) notesfile.  Even avowed Christians are joining in the
    	fray, cannibal-like, jumping on the bandwagon to bash those
    	whose messages they do not like.
    
    	Perhaps it is food for thought to consider that the anti-Christian
    	sentiment here is the catalyst for Christians to speak up to
    	provide some balance.  Perhaps it is the Christians who were
    	pissed off first -- a chicken-and-egg question.  I personally
    	have seen this notesfile as being anti-Christian for years, so
    	to me this is not just a recent phenomenon -- on either side of
    	the discussion.
389.60Thanks for your thoughts, Joe. Here are mine.ALPHAZ::HARNEYJohn A HarneyWed Apr 19 1995 00:0749
re: .59 (Joe)
>    	Frankly, I am bothered by what I found when I returned to
>    	the soapbox after a few days away.
You too, eh?
    
>                                             ...and that soapbox has
>    	become a hostile environment to thumping because they tend to
>    	piss off everyone else by 'cramming their religion down everyone's
>    	throats.'  
Right on, brother!
    
>    	So the frequency of 'thumping' pisses y'all off, justifying 
>    	making this a religion-hostile (and specifically Christian-
>    	hostile) notesfile.  
Heaven forbid.  As you said above yourself, it's hostile to thumping.
Religion and Christianity are welcome here.  

>                            Even avowed Christians are joining in the
>    	fray, cannibal-like, jumping on the bandwagon to bash those
>    	whose messages they do not like.
How astute!  Taking that thought one step further, we come to see that
it's not about Christians, specifically, or religion, in general.  It's
about thumping.  Bang thump whack smack.  It seems most noters here, both
Christian and not, want to discuss opinions and ideas on the matters of
faith and spirit.  They do not, obviously, want it rammed up/down their
arses, throats and noses.  As has been pointed out several times, but
was obviously overlooked, "the Jews don't do it right", "the Catholics
do it wrong", and "the SDAs don't follow the bible" is just no way to
discuss anything.  ANYTHING.  It's not the religion, it's the messenger!

>    	Perhaps it is food for thought to consider that the anti-Christian
>    	sentiment here is the catalyst for Christians to speak up to
>    	provide some balance.  Perhaps it is the Christians who were
>    	pissed off first -- a chicken-and-egg question.  I personally
>    	have seen this notesfile as being anti-Christian for years, so
>    	to me this is not just a recent phenomenon -- on either side of
>    	the discussion.
Woops!  I see now the problem, Joe.  It seems like it's real easy for
some to confuse an anti-thumper atmosphere with an anti-religion one.
I've noticed them throw around the word "sensitive" mockingly;  it
would appear _they_ are the overly sensitive ones!  How ironic.

I guess if the thumpers have the need to call someone's religion "wrong"
they had better be prepared to have their thumper-rights examined; wouldn't
that only be fair?

Let's cut the crap.  These are matters of faith, not fact, so we act like
adults and discuss them appropriatly.  Plain and simple.
\john
389.61Thumper IndexDASHER::RALSTONAin't Life Fun!Wed Apr 19 1995 00:184
    So the Official Ralston Thumper Index is presently 3.8. Updates will be
    announced as the index changes.
    
    ...Tom
389.62Talk HardSNOFS1::DAVISMAnd monkeys might fly outa my butt!Wed Apr 19 1995 01:061
    I agree with .58
389.63RDGE44::ALEUC8Wed Apr 19 1995 10:035
    as a Taoist, i hold there is no good or evil - the Tao just is
    
    that's got me off jury duty a few times!
    
    ric
389.64MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Wed Apr 19 1995 11:112
<--- :^)

389.65RUSURE::EDPAlways mount a scratch monkey.Wed Apr 19 1995 13:2839
    Re .57:
    
    > No.  In other words, we have certain irreconcilable philosophical
    > differences, and I'm not going to waste my time with it.
    
    Philosophical differences baloney.  There's no philosophical question
    about whether people have actually agreed to be measured by law,
    corporate policy, or conference rules:  Most have not.  Furthermore,
    there's no reason for any intelligent, semi-intelligent or even
    non-intelligent but non-hallucinating person to even suspect there
    might have such agreements:  There aren't any such agreements written
    into contracts; people don't take normally take oaths to obey the law,
    policy, or rules (accepting public office might be an exception); there
    aren't any newspaper or other media reports of such agreements; and
    there just isn't anything to make anybody believe there are such
    agreements.  They don't exist.  Nothing in the real world can give any
    person the idea that such agreements exist for most people.
    
    To make a statement that people have somehow agreed to such things, a
    person has to fabricate the statement, create it out of whole cloth,
    imagine it.  It is an idea out of the void, formed only as an element
    of a dream world, a distorted mental image of how the world is.  There
    ARE NOT any such agreements, yet some people live in a fantasy world
    where the "authority" of governments and corporations is justified by
    some sort of feeling that people "must obey" and actually agree in some
    manner to that.  It's a fiction created by, if not insanity, then an
    evolutionary quirk of the human psyche during millenia of unthinking
    obedience to authority.  Such a belief is irrational and pre-human.
    
    Philosophical differences?  There's no philosophical basis for such a
    statement beyond hallucinogens or a total yielding to thoughtless
    instinct.                                                  
    
    
    				-- edp
    
    
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389.66PENUTS::DDESMAISONSno, i'm aluminuming 'um, mumWed Apr 19 1995 13:423
	.65  zowee!  ;>  won't need that second cuppa coffee now.

389.67see YOUR local clergy!MIMS::LESSER_MWho invented liquid soap and why?Wed Apr 19 1995 14:493
    For all of those who have some need to publicly profess their faith,  I
    am sure that there is some sort of house of worship nearby with a
    clergyman or congreagtion that would be thrilled to hear it.
389.68BIGQ::SILVADiabloWed Apr 19 1995 14:593

	If they want to go....
389.69BIGQ::SILVADiabloWed Apr 19 1995 14:593

	to a place they don't believe in to SNARF!
389.70OOTOOL::CHELSEAMostly harmless.Wed Apr 19 1995 15:114
    Re: .65
    
    Well, I hope you feel better now that you've gotten that off your
    chest.  Now toddle off and bother somebody who cares.
389.71WMOIS::GIROUARD_CWed Apr 19 1995 15:418
    is it just me or does the a caustic tone seem to be developing
    inside the 'box over a variety of topics?
    
    i'm scared...
    
    :-)
    
    Chip
389.72DASHER::RALSTONAin't Life Fun!Wed Apr 19 1995 15:597
    re: 389.65 by RUSURE::EDP
    
    Excellent, I am in 100% agreement. So many people operate using mind
    created realities as opposed to objective reality. Then they preach
    emotional authoritarian trash, to get others to join their fantasy.
    
    ...Tom 
389.73RDGE44::ALEUC8Wed Apr 19 1995 16:035
    >objective reality
    
    oxymoron?  8^)
    
    ric
389.74MKOTS3::JMARTINYou-Had-Forty-Years!!!Wed Apr 19 1995 16:068
   ZZ     Excellent, I am in 100% agreement. So many people operate using mind
   ZZ     created realities as opposed to objective reality. Then they preach
   ZZ     emotional authoritarian trash, to get others to join their fantasy.
    
    No this has to do with sensitive folk who become unraveled at the
    slightest challenge.  Religion has nothing to do with it!
    
    -Jack
389.75HBFDT1::SCHARNBERGSenior KodierwurstWed Apr 19 1995 16:148
    
    re .65, .16
    
    In the very moment you refer to conference policies or fed laws
    to prove your point, help your case or whatever, you have
    acknowledged their authority.
    
    Heiko
389.77DASHER::RALSTONAin't Life Fun!Wed Apr 19 1995 16:4915
    RE: .73
    
    >    >objective reality
    
    >    oxymoron?  8^)
    
    I know you weren't being serious but....
    
    Objective can be replaced with impartial, fair, detached, impersonal,
    unbiased or unprejudiced. Reality can be replaced with actuality, fact,
    physical existence, authenticity, validity or basis in fact. So
    objective reality is fact based on unprejudiced data. There is no
    religion that is a result of objective reality.
    
    ...Tom
389.78RDGE44::ALEUC8Wed Apr 19 1995 16:5211
    .77
    
    >I know you weren't being serious but....
    
    correct! 8^)
    
    i was toying with playing Devil's Advocate here and asking you to
    prove there isn't a rhinoceros in the room, but as we're in different
    rooms, that really does add a whole new dimension to the discussion!!
    
    ric
389.79RUSURE::EDPAlways mount a scratch monkey.Wed Apr 19 1995 16:5512
    Re .75:
    
    > . . . acknowledged their authority.
    
    "Acknowledge" does not equal "agree".
    
    
    				-- edp
    
    
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389.80BIGQ::SILVADiabloWed Apr 19 1995 17:047
| <<< Note 389.74 by MKOTS3::JMARTIN "You-Had-Forty-Years!!!" >>>


| No this has to do with sensitive folk who become unraveled at the
| slightest challenge.  Religion has nothing to do with it!

	Jack, ya just did it again. Religion is never wrong attitude.
389.81DASHER::RALSTONAin't Life Fun!Wed Apr 19 1995 17:086
    re: .78
    
    Well, there is no rhinoceros here. Have you sent him over? If so, what
    time can I expect him? :)
    
    ...Tom
389.82MKOTS3::JMARTINYou-Had-Forty-Years!!!Wed Apr 19 1995 17:235
    Sorry Glen.  The last few days has been an exercise in Pissing Contest
    101...to which religion wasn't even discussed.  Don't try to paint a
    picture where none exists.
    
    -Jack
389.83BIGQ::SILVADiabloWed Apr 19 1995 17:267

	Jack, you're doing the painting, I'm just point it out to you. You ask
for examples, and people are more than happy to give you them. 


Glen
389.84RUSURE::EDPAlways mount a scratch monkey.Wed Apr 19 1995 17:3212
    Re .70:
    
    Obviously you don't care (about the issues, about correctness, about
    facts, or even about making sense) and it shows in everything you
    write.
    
    
    				-- edp
    
    
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389.85MKOTS3::JMARTINYou-Had-Forty-Years!!!Wed Apr 19 1995 17:508
    Glen:
    
    How was that an example of my religion is best...I pointed out that
    there has been NO talk about religion...just a pissing contest back and
    forth about protocol and offensiveness, etc.  You ARE painting a false
    picture here.
    
    -Jack
389.86OOTOOL::CHELSEAMostly harmless.Wed Apr 19 1995 17:5715
    Re: .84
    
    No.  What I don't care about is what you think.
    
    You know, you should really stop trying to reinterpret everything I've
    said.  You keep getting it wrong.  And while you might improve with
    practice, the inevitable lapses while you perfect the skill could prove
    embarrassing to your reputation.  I'd suggest that you quit while you
    were behind, except that it would only encourage you to continue. 
    Which leaves me with a choice:  Do I tell you to go away again, which 
    might provide some amusement, or do I beg you to continue and just be
    done with the whole matter?
    
    No, I'll go for door number three -- neither.  Do whatever your little
    heart desires.
389.87CALLME::MR_TOPAZWed Apr 19 1995 17:592
       
       Have you two spatted again?
389.88OOTOOL::CHELSEAMostly harmless.Wed Apr 19 1995 18:041
    Well, I'm trying my best not to, but he's being very persistent.
389.89POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of Fuzzy FacesWed Apr 19 1995 18:082
    
    The course of true love never runs smooth, or so I've heard.
389.90POLAR::RICHARDSONSpecial Fan Club BaloneyWed Apr 19 1995 18:131
    8^@
389.91BIGQ::SILVADiabloWed Apr 19 1995 18:448
| <<< Note 389.85 by MKOTS3::JMARTIN "You-Had-Forty-Years!!!" >>>

| How was that an example of my religion is best...I pointed out that there has 
| been NO talk about religion...just a pissing contest back and forth about 
| protocol and offensiveness, etc.  You ARE painting a false picture here.

	Jack, people have been pissing and moaning about how some say one
religion is right, or wrong. The talk is about religion.
389.92CSC32::J_OPPELTWhatever happened to ADDATA?Wed Apr 19 1995 19:0172
              <<< Note 389.60 by ALPHAZ::HARNEY "John A Harney" >>>

>>    	So the frequency of 'thumping' pisses y'all off, justifying 
>>    	making this a religion-hostile (and specifically Christian-
>>    	hostile) notesfile.  
    
>Heaven forbid.  As you said above yourself, it's hostile to thumping.
>Religion and Christianity are welcome here.  
    
    	I disagree that Religion (and specifically Christianity) are
    	welcome here -- at least as you seem to portray that welcome.
    
    	I direct your attention to 319.(today).  Even you have participated
    	in that Bible-bashing.
    
    	In spite of your protests to the contrary, I think I'll stick with 
    	my impressions for now, TYVM.

>Bang thump whack smack.  It seems most noters here, both
>Christian and not, want to discuss opinions and ideas on the matters of
>faith and spirit.  
    
    	You must be among the noters outside of the set of "most noters"
    	then.
    
>As has been pointed out several times, but
>was obviously overlooked, "the Jews don't do it right", "the Catholics
>do it wrong", and "the SDAs don't follow the bible" is just no way to
>discuss anything.  ANYTHING.  It's not the religion, it's the messenger!
    
    	I am Catholic, and do not take offense at Jeff's statement.
    	Maybe you'd save yourself a lot of agita if you didn't take
    	it upon yourself to take offense for others -- especially if
    	yours is going to be the only offense taken.
    
    	I agree that for you and some others, it is specifically the
    	messenger.  Now, regardless of WHAT the messenger says, you are
    	going to interpret it as thumping.  You call for fairness and
    	openmindedness and all, but I fail to see that coming from 
    	you in return.  I'll concede that it is quite likely I am seeing
    	you through the same filter that I'm accusing you of using.  So
    	how do we all start from scratch?  How do we clean the slates
    	and try to get beyond the personal biases that we all have?
    
>Woops!  I see now the problem, Joe.  It seems like it's real easy for
>some to confuse an anti-thumper atmosphere with an anti-religion one.
    
    	Maybe the confusion comes in when you use topics like 319 to
    	mock religious beliefs in an attempt to continue weaving your
    	anti-thumping welcome mat.
    
>I've noticed them throw around the word "sensitive" mockingly;  it
>would appear _they_ are the overly sensitive ones!  How ironic.
    
    	I noticed the words "synsytyve" and "synsysyvyty" being mockingly 
    	used.  Not "sensitive".  Most people (even without a program)
    	know that there is a difference.

>I guess if the thumpers have the need to call someone's religion "wrong"
>they had better be prepared to have their thumper-rights examined; wouldn't
>that only be fair?
    
    	Thumper-rights?  Are we throwing out the first amendment here?
    	I would expect them to have their arguments examined, but not
    	their right to state them -- whether right or wrong.

>Let's cut the crap.  These are matters of faith, not fact, so we act like
>adults and discuss them appropriatly.  Plain and simple.

    	For some, faith is fact.  You don't have to accept that, but
    	telling them that they are wrong for equating faith with fact
    	is just as wrong as what you are arguing against.
389.93MKOTS3::JMARTINYou-Had-Forty-Years!!!Wed Apr 19 1995 19:1827
    Absolutely correct on the offense issue.  
    
    A. Gerald Sacks was the original one I questioned about the sacrifice.
      He never actually provided data for me on the counsel of Jania but
    that's alright...it's his perogative.  Yet a myriad of fellow boxers
    took it upon themselves to be offended for Gerald.  I openly asked if
    anybody was offended to please confront me and I would apologize...to
    which Gerald did not.  Therefore, Gerald is a big man for either his
    understanding of my ignorant ways...or he simply wasn't offended...yet
    everybody else was.  That was what pissed me off.
    
    B. Dick thrashed Jeff becasue Jeff said the sucsession of Peter (The
    Papacy) was based on a flawed interpretation of Matthew 16.  Perfectly
    reasonable to question and worthy of discussion.  Dick told Jeff he was
    insensitive.  I wrote and asked Dick what he thought of the Papacy and
    I, in Binder noting style, cynically said that I'd be interested to see
    if Dick chickens out as it would either confirm his belief in the
    Papacy or prove he was actually a PC version of Jeff.  Dick was
    offended and promptly left.
    
    The bottom line is...people are pissed off but they really don't know
    why they are in my opinion.  I therefore conclude that religion is too
    sensitive an issue to disect and challenge on here in the box.  This
    disappoints me because I along with many in the corporation consider
    the box to be a bastion of thick skinned individuals.
    
    -Jack
389.94MKOTS3::JMARTINYou-Had-Forty-Years!!!Wed Apr 19 1995 19:203
    Pardon neede by Di for the myriad of misspelled words in last reply.
    
    
389.95POLAR::RICHARDSONSpecial Fan Club BaloneyWed Apr 19 1995 19:221
    Pardon neede?
389.96MKOTS3::JMARTINYou-Had-Forty-Years!!!Wed Apr 19 1995 19:221
    Uhhhhhhh...Sorry
389.97MPGS::MARKEYThe bottom end of Liquid SanctuaryWed Apr 19 1995 19:233
    Maybe he meant Pardon Ned.
    
    So at least one of the family has been saved... :-)
389.98NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Wed Apr 19 1995 19:2414
>    A. Gerald Sacks was the original one I questioned about the sacrifice.
>      He never actually provided data for me on the counsel of Jania but
>    that's alright...it's his perogative.

I think I said I'd never heard of the counsel (council?) of Jania.

>                                                        I openly asked if
>    anybody was offended to please confront me and I would apologize...to
>    which Gerald did not.  Therefore, Gerald is a big man for either his
>    understanding of my ignorant ways...or he simply wasn't offended...yet
>    everybody else was.

I didn't ask for an apology because I didn't think it would be worth the
pixels it was imaged on.
389.99MKOTS3::JMARTINYou-Had-Forty-Years!!!Wed Apr 19 1995 19:251
    Whatever!
389.100POLAR::RICHARDSONSpecial Fan Club BaloneyWed Apr 19 1995 19:281
    Atheists should not snarf.
389.101RUSURE::EDPAlways mount a scratch monkey.Wed Apr 19 1995 19:4715
    Re .86:
    
    > Do I tell you to go away again, which  might provide some amusement,
    > or do I beg you to continue and just be done with the whole matter?
    
    Interesting that your choices do not include the idea of supporting
    what you claimed or retracting it if incorrect.  If you don't care,
    then don't respond.
    
    
    				-- edp
    
    
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389.102BIGQ::SILVADiabloWed Apr 19 1995 20:1410
| <<< Note 389.92 by CSC32::J_OPPELT "Whatever happened to ADDATA?" >>>


| I direct your attention to 319.(today).  Even you have participated
| in that Bible-bashing.

	Are you saying people can only express their opinions if they are IN 
FAVOR of the Bible, regardless of their beliefs? Otherwise, what you said above
makes no sense at all.

389.103BIGQ::SILVADiabloWed Apr 19 1995 20:1611
| <<< Note 389.93 by MKOTS3::JMARTIN "You-Had-Forty-Years!!!" >>>


| Therefore, Gerald is a big man for either his understanding of my ignorant 
| ways...or he simply wasn't offended...yet everybody else was.  

	Maybe he was working, maybe he just was sick of it all, maybe.... Jack,
again, it seems to be a you're right scenerio that you keep painting. 


Glen
389.104BIGQ::SILVADiabloWed Apr 19 1995 20:176
| <<< Note 389.99 by MKOTS3::JMARTIN "You-Had-Forty-Years!!!" >>>

| Whatever!

	Gerald just blows everything you said out of the water, and all you can
say is whatever? Wow jack.....
389.105MKOTS3::JMARTINYou-Had-Forty-Years!!!Wed Apr 19 1995 20:249
    No...Gerald confirmed what I said.  I said he was a big man for
    ignoring my ignorance and he affirmed it by saying an apology from me
    wasn't worth the pixels he uses...and I confirmed by saying whatever.
    
    Meanwhile the synsytyvyty crowd is still having an anurism over it and 
    some of us think it's an exercise in idiocy...but whatever floats your
    boat mon!!
    
    -Jack
389.106BIGQ::SILVADiabloWed Apr 19 1995 20:253

	so... not wasting his time = big man. uhhh.... whatever...
389.107MKOTS3::JMARTINYou-Had-Forty-Years!!!Wed Apr 19 1995 20:322
    No...it's just that being Jewish, I thought he be interested in
    answering my inquiry but I guessed wrong...whatever!
389.108CSOA1::LEECHyawnWed Apr 19 1995 21:149
    I see we are still not playing nice in sandbox...err, soapbox today.
    
    For what it's worth, I can pee into a urinal from about 12' away, maybe
    farther (well, I admit that I haven't tried such a feat since college,
    but I assume I still can  8^) ).
    
    Do I win?
    
    -steve
389.109BIGQ::SILVADiabloWed Apr 19 1995 21:153

	You win if you can answer this question.... does the floor stay dry?
389.110CSC32::J_OPPELTWhatever happened to ADDATA?Wed Apr 19 1995 22:205
    	re .102
    
    	Maybe I just misinterpreted the nature of the entries there.
    	it was my impression that they were not entered in a spirit of
    	dialogue, but rather a spirit of bashing.
389.111I give up. I'm going to Mexico.ALPHAZ::HARNEYJohn A HarneyWed Apr 19 1995 22:2911
re: .110 (Joe)

>    	Maybe I just misinterpreted the nature of the entries there.
>    	it was my impression that they were not entered in a spirit of
>    	dialogue, but rather a spirit of bashing.
No, you got it right.  The thumpers were here to bash us with their
version of the "truth."  And we were bashing the thumping.  

People here don't hate religion!  They don't!!!  They hate thumping!!

\john
389.112CSC32::J_OPPELTWhatever happened to ADDATA?Wed Apr 19 1995 23:1911
    	Well, \john, since my impression is right, perhaps I should point
    	out that what you participated in in 319 was not specifically
    	directed at any thumpers, and so in doing you have painted
    	with the same vitriol all others who hold the same beliefs
    	as the thumpers you targetted.
    
    	I also submit that this is not the first time you have attacked
    	Christianity -- whether under the guise of counter-thumping or
    	simply outright bashing.  My impression still holds that this
    	conference is Christian hostile, and you are a part of that
    	impression.
389.113Talk HardSNOFS1::DAVISMAnd monkeys might fly outa my butt!Thu Apr 20 1995 01:353
    They did it didn't they !!! I don't believe what I just read.
    
    GO AWAY !
389.114Talk HardSNOFS1::DAVISMAnd monkeys might fly outa my butt!Thu Apr 20 1995 01:362
    Do Christians think differently about Atheists than they do of other
    Christians ??..... If you know what I mean!
389.115POLAR::RICHARDSONSpecial Fan Club BaloneyThu Apr 20 1995 02:151
    Depends if they find them sexually attractive....
389.116Talk HardSNOFS1::DAVISMAnd monkeys might fly outa my butt!Thu Apr 20 1995 02:171
    Ohhh Ha Ha!! :*) :*)
389.117RDGE44::ALEUC8Thu Apr 20 1995 09:107
    .115
    
    BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
    
    ooo that's a goody
    
    ric
389.118RDGE44::ALEUC8Thu Apr 20 1995 09:499
    .81
    
    no, he's standing peacefully in the corner eating some hay and
    occasionally farting (as rhinos do).
    
    i've asked my neighbour to prove to me objectively that he really isn't
    there but i got a very blank look and he went back to his terminal.
    
    ric
389.119MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Thu Apr 20 1995 10:525
>    Do Christians think differently about Atheists than they do of other
>    Christians ??..... If you know what I mean!

Certainly not all Christians do that. But some very clearly do.

389.120MKOTS3::JMARTINYou-Had-Forty-Years!!!Thu Apr 20 1995 13:069
 ZZ   No, you got it right.  The thumpers were here to bash us with their
 ZZ   version of the "truth."  And we were bashing the thumping.  
    
    I wasn't thumping...I was inquiring to which I immediately got
    thumped.  
    
    I know I know...I didn't ask right!
    
    -Jack
389.121CSOA1::LEECHThu Apr 20 1995 13:367
    re: .109
    
    No, not on every occation.  8^)
    
    The key to it all is a *very* full bladder and a smooth back-step. 
    Don't try to move back too quickly or you are likely to mess up your
    aim.  8^)
389.122LANDO::OLIVER_BThu Apr 20 1995 13:401
occasion
389.123CSOA1::LEECHThu Apr 20 1995 13:541
    Whatever...
389.124MKOTS3::JMARTINYou-Had-Forty-Years!!!Thu Apr 20 1995 14:131
    Uhhhhhhh...sorry
389.125LANDO::OLIVER_BThu Apr 20 1995 14:592
Uhhhhhhh...sorry.
                ^
389.126MKOTS3::JMARTINYou-Had-Forty-Years!!!Thu Apr 20 1995 15:102
    YOUR JUST BEING REBELLIOUS...NOT WANTING TO HONOR ME WITH A tm BY
    PUTTING A PERIOD AT THE END!!  YOU CRUMB!!!!!!!
389.127OOTOOL::CHELSEAMostly harmless.Thu Apr 20 1995 15:108
    The question has been raised whether religion is welcome in Soapbox.
    
    Abortion is welcome, and the topic is full of bashing of both abortion
    and banning abortion.  Gun control is welcome, and plenty of bashing
    goes on in that topic.  Politics are welcome, and bashing proliferates.
    
    If you cannot tolerate heavy-handed criticism of a topic, DON'T BRING
    IT UP IN SOAPBOX.
389.128MKOTS3::JMARTINYou-Had-Forty-Years!!!Thu Apr 20 1995 15:133
    Jeff Benson brought it up and he didn't leave.
    
    -Jack
389.129LANDO::OLIVER_BThu Apr 20 1995 15:163
>YOUR JUST BEING REBELLIOUS...

YOU'RE
389.130POLAR::RICHARDSONSpecial Fan Club BaloneyThu Apr 20 1995 15:161
    Uhhhh...sorry. (tm)
389.131MKOTS3::JMARTINYou-Had-Forty-Years!!!Thu Apr 20 1995 15:171
    Uhhh....sorry
389.132MKOTS3::JMARTINYou-Had-Forty-Years!!!Thu Apr 20 1995 15:182
    Thanks Pamela...for honoring me...except you don't put a period at the
    end!
389.133POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of Fuzzy FacesThu Apr 20 1995 15:215
    
    >Jeff Benson brought it up and he didn't leave.
    
    
    Then what was 12.3679 all about?
389.134POLAR::RICHARDSONSpecial Fan Club BaloneyThu Apr 20 1995 15:211
    honouring
389.135LANDO::OLIVER_BThu Apr 20 1995 15:233
>The question has been raised whether religion is welcome in Soapbox.

Must be some synsytyve religious people out there...
389.136PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BThu Apr 20 1995 15:286
    
>>    If you cannot tolerate heavy-handed criticism of a topic, DON'T BRING
>>    IT UP IN SOAPBOX.

	leastwise not in umpty-ump notes

389.137MKOTS3::JMARTINYou-Had-Forty-Years!!!Thu Apr 20 1995 15:297
    
    Hmmm...didn't read that one.
    
    My guess is that he found his participation here counterproductive to
    Soapbox and to himself.  
    
    -Meaty
389.138MKOTS3::JMARTINYou-Had-Forty-Years!!!Thu Apr 20 1995 15:313
    ZZ   honouring
    
    You're wrong I'm right.....NYAAHHHHHHHH!!
389.139BOXORN::HAYSI think we are toast. Remember the jam?Thu Apr 20 1995 15:5114
RE: 389.137 by MKOTS3::JMARTIN "You-Had-Forty-Years!!!"

> My guess is that he found his participation here counterproductive to
> Soapbox and to himself.

Jeff has been productive for Soapbox,  as Moon Math is and was a classic, 
along with "the fifty ways to leave a topic".

I also think Jeff has learned a few things in Soapbox.  

I also suspect he will be back.


Phil
389.140MKOTS3::JMARTINYou-Had-Forty-Years!!!Thu Apr 20 1995 16:181
    Probably....like Sing Sing and Alcatraz...they all come back!!
389.141POBOX::BATTISLand shark,pool sharkThu Apr 20 1995 16:403
    
    er Jack, those prisons are not in current use, and haven'y been for
    quite awhile.
389.142NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Thu Apr 20 1995 16:421
Isn't there still an Ossining Correctional Facility (formerly Sing Sing)?
389.143POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of Fuzzy FacesThu Apr 20 1995 16:482
    
    Yeah, the signs on the highway there say "Do not pick up hitchhikers".
389.144BOXORN::HAYSI think we are toast. Remember the jam?Thu Apr 20 1995 16:501
Atheists shouldn't pick up hitchhikers?
389.145MKOTS3::JMARTINYou-Had-Forty-Years!!!Thu Apr 20 1995 17:051
    I know...I was quoting from the old Batman series!
389.146SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIBe vewy caweful of yapping zebwasThu Apr 20 1995 17:078
    
    Atheists shouldn't yell...
    
    "Oh My God!!"
    
    
     and yes, I know a few who do...
    
389.147POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of Fuzzy FacesThu Apr 20 1995 17:112
    
    Maybe they're saying "omigawd" instead?
389.148Which is... what?SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIBe vewy caweful of yapping zebwasThu Apr 20 1995 17:461
    
389.149BIGQ::SILVADiabloThu Apr 20 1995 17:517
| <<< Note 389.135 by LANDO::OLIVER_B >>>


| Must be some synsytyve religious people out there...


	Is that possible without them being pc or liberal?
389.150BIGQ::SILVADiabloThu Apr 20 1995 17:5210
| <<< Note 389.146 by SOLVIT::KRAWIECKI "Be vewy caweful of yapping zebwas" >>>


| Atheists shouldn't yell...

| "Oh My God!!"


	Errr....why?

389.151BIGQ::SILVADiabloThu Apr 20 1995 17:539
| <<< Note 389.148 by SOLVIT::KRAWIECKI "Be vewy caweful of yapping zebwas" >>>


| -< Which is... what? >-


	I wonder if your version and the version the person means will match
up all the time? My guess is no, it will not. The meaning belings to what the
author's intent was, not what you dream it up as.
389.152POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of Fuzzy FacesThu Apr 20 1995 17:587
    
    I dunno, Andy, er...just not "oh my God".
    
    You know?
    
    Don't ask me difficult questions today; I'm still preparing for Effing
    Earth Day 8^).
389.153SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIBe vewy caweful of yapping zebwasThu Apr 20 1995 18:0016
    re: .151
    
    Look who's talking about being clueless...
    
    Let me see if I can say it S L O W L Y enough for you...
    
    Then you can see if the subtlety hits you...
    
    A n   a t h e i s t   s a y i n g   "  O h  M y  G o d  ! ! "
    
    
     Think about it.... it'll come to you..
    
    It'll give you some time to come up with one of your fantastic and
    unique retorts that they taught you in Quips 101
    
389.154Sounds like a pretty strange placeDECWIN::RALTOIt's a small third world after allThu Apr 20 1995 18:069
    >> Don't ask me difficult questions today; I'm still preparing for Effing
    >> Earth Day 8^).
    
    So, Deb, what company do you work for, that does so much with
    Effing Earth Day activities, materials, and the like?  Some
    kind of environmantal company, or biotech, or even a chemical
    company perhaps?
    
    Chris
389.155LANDO::OLIVER_BThu Apr 20 1995 18:085
>Effing
    Earth Day

Is this a pagan celebration filled with sexual ritual
and pantheism?
389.156LANDO::OLIVER_BThu Apr 20 1995 18:103
>A n   a t h e i s t   s a y i n g   "  O h  M y  G o d  ! ! "

Chock it up to cultural indoctrination.
389.157SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIBe vewy caweful of yapping zebwasThu Apr 20 1995 18:233
    
    Or just plain old thoughtlessness...
    
389.158LANDO::OLIVER_BThu Apr 20 1995 18:313
Well, who's more thoughtless?
A god-believing person who takes God's name in vain?
Or an atheist who says "Oh, my God"?
389.159BIGQ::SILVADiabloThu Apr 20 1995 18:3913
| <<< Note 389.153 by SOLVIT::KRAWIECKI "Be vewy caweful of yapping zebwas" >>>


| A n   a t h e i s t   s a y i n g   "  O h  M y  G o d  ! ! "

	Andy, did you even read .151? I know you "re"'d it, but did you read
it? In it I stated that the intent of the phrase (any phrase) is from the
author, not from what you imagine it is. Oh my God, or ohmigosh may have no
meaning towards God for some. Just like geeze doesn't for many others. You can
project your own meaning, but it does not mean that it will match the author.
So clueless, you still have me beat by miles.


389.160MPGS::MARKEYThe bottom end of Liquid SanctuaryThu Apr 20 1995 18:407
    
    Guys!!!
    
    I consider you both friends. I hate to see my friends calling
    each other names...
    
    -b
389.161must be that devil-may-care attitudePENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BThu Apr 20 1995 18:5011
	hmmpph.  i'll bet those atheists go around using lots of
	other idiomatic expressions like

	"Well, I'll be damned!"
	"What the hell?"

	and heaven knows what others!

	bunch of thoughtless oafs.  ;>
	
389.162BIGQ::SILVADiabloThu Apr 20 1995 19:011
<----grin
389.163POLAR::RICHARDSONSpecial Fan Club BaloneyThu Apr 20 1995 19:061
    What the devil is going on here?
389.164CALLME::MR_TOPAZThu Apr 20 1995 19:10355
389.165SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIBe vewy caweful of yapping zebwasThu Apr 20 1995 19:1317
    
    RE: .158  and Di (subsequently)
    
    
    >Well, who's more thoughtless?
    
    
     They both (all?) are...
    
     My point (and it seems to be missed by many), is not that of a slang,
    which is done by many, but the actual term "Oh My God!" being used by
    an atheist...
    
     No one finds that ironic?? Too subtle I guess...
    
     As for the clueless one... So? I fat fingered the wrong 're:'
    number...  So sue me!
389.166PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BThu Apr 20 1995 19:205
    
>>     No one finds that ironic?? Too subtle I guess...

	oh yeah, waaaaaaay too subtle for us dolts.  ayuh ayuh ayuh.

389.167BIGQ::SILVADiabloThu Apr 20 1995 19:227

	Andy, it is only ironic because you keep looking at it through your own
meaning, and not through theirs. 


Glen
389.168CSLALL::HENDERSONLearning to leanThu Apr 20 1995 19:243

 But Glen..what does God mean to an... ahh nevermind.
389.169There are dolts... and then there are DOLTS!SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIBe vewy caweful of yapping zebwasThu Apr 20 1995 19:2512
    
    re: .166
    
     >oh yeah, waaaaaaay too subtle for us dolts.  ayuh ayuh ayuh.
    
    
     I know I referenced you at the top Di... but that was for your
    response as to slangs...
    
      Or did you really think I was refering to you with my rhetorical
    question?
    
389.170RE: DOLTSSOLVIT::KRAWIECKIBe vewy caweful of yapping zebwasThu Apr 20 1995 19:254
    
    
    See what I mean??
    
389.171LANDO::OLIVER_BThu Apr 20 1995 19:273
Hey, enough of that Satan stuff...that belongs
in a religious note, it certainly doesn't belong
here in the atheist note.
389.172BIGQ::SILVADiabloThu Apr 20 1995 19:277
| <<< Note 389.168 by CSLALL::HENDERSON "Learning to lean" >>>



| But Glen..what does God mean to an... ahh nevermind.

	Ask the individual Jim. It's really simple.
389.173CSLALL::HENDERSONLearning to leanThu Apr 20 1995 19:314


 If its so simple, Glen, maybe you can explain it?
389.174PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BThu Apr 20 1995 19:4412
	subroutine conversation_with_andrew
	implicit none
	logical     senseless

	find brick wall
        do while (.not. senseless)
	    beat head against wall
        end do

	end
 
389.175POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of Fuzzy FacesThu Apr 20 1995 21:108
    
    .154
    
    Chris, you're at ZKO, right?  Go to the cafeteria tomorrow anytime from
    11am to 2pm and you'll see what I mean by Earth Day.
    
    Actually, multiply what you see by 10 other centers and you'll know
    what I mean by Effing Earth Day 8^))).
389.176Talk HardSNOFS1::DAVISMAnd monkeys might fly outa my butt!Thu Apr 20 1995 23:103
    I was Christened (sp?) Church of England.
    
    Just thought I'd say that !!! Can't think why ?
389.177POLAR::RICHARDSONSpecial Fan Club BaloneyFri Apr 21 1995 00:223
    Because you um was baby like um me.
    
    Onondaga
389.178POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of Fuzzy FacesFri Apr 21 1995 02:522
    
    If you were christened "Church of England", why do we call you "Martin"?
389.179POLAR::RICHARDSONSpecial Fan Club BaloneyFri Apr 21 1995 02:541
    I'll be calling him "Church of England" from now on. Yes I will.
389.180Talk HardSNOFS1::DAVISMAnd monkeys might fly outa my butt!Fri Apr 21 1995 03:121
    Martin is my religion !
389.181POLAR::RICHARDSONSpecial Fan Club BaloneyFri Apr 21 1995 03:141
    Whatever you say, Church of England.
389.182Talk HardSNOFS1::DAVISMAnd monkeys might fly outa my butt!Fri Apr 21 1995 03:151
    Yes sir-eeee-Bob errr -Glenn.
389.183MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Fri Apr 21 1995 03:176
> sir-eeee-Bob

Sounds familiar.

-Jack-boy-Bob

389.184My opinion....(Not given as fact)NETCAD::WOODFORDI&lt;--TheInfoWentDataWay--&gt;IFri Apr 21 1995 12:2822
    
    
    Well, I have not read most of the replies in this topic, but
    I just wanted to put my two cents worth in...
    
    I think this is a pathetic reason for another useless topic.
    What religion you are or are not has nothing to do with how
    you act in the box.  It's a matter of courtesy and understanding
    that all are not the same. Respect people for their opinions.  
    You may not always agree on what's right or wrong, but that does
    NOT make the person with the other opinion a bad person.  It only
    makes them different.
    
    Nothing wrong with being different.  The only thing I do not 
    respect is shoving your opinions down everyone elses throats,
    and claiming that your opinion is fact, and that there is no
    other opinion worthy of discussion.  That's a very closed minded view,
    and I don't think you can healthily get very far in this world
    with that kind of an outlook.
    
    Terrie
    
389.185MKOTS3::JMARTINYou-Had-Forty-Years!!!Fri Apr 21 1995 12:5714
    Terri:
    
    When you watch a political debate, you usually see two individuals
    given intervals of time to speak on their views.  Yet each of the
    participants speaks with determination and fervor.  This is because the
    speaker has conviction in what they say...they believe their point of
    view to be fact and act based upon that belief.
    
    Religious topics should be discussed by people who are prepared to
    discuss the topic.  Third party whiners who are easily hurt or offended
    should hit next unseen and stop bellyaching.  Disagreements on
    religious issues DO NOT imply racism...that is absolute poppycock.
    
    -Jack
389.186practicing, preaching, etc.PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BFri Apr 21 1995 13:158
    >>Third party whiners who are easily hurt or offended
    >>should hit next unseen and stop bellyaching. 

	Are you excluding yourself?  Just curious.



389.187MKOTS3::JMARTINYou-Had-Forty-Years!!!Fri Apr 21 1995 13:194
    Yes I am.  I don't get easily hurt Di.  I do get hurt but it usually
    takes somebody I hold in very high esteem to say something to hurt me!
    
    -Jack
389.188PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BFri Apr 21 1995 13:202
   well then, you're probably safe in here, eh?
389.189WMOIS::GIROUARD_CFri Apr 21 1995 13:403
    ooooooooooo, that's gotta hurt!
    
    Chip
389.190MKOTS3::JMARTINYou-Had-Forty-Years!!!Fri Apr 21 1995 13:495
    I've only been hurt once in Soapbox...it happened early this week and
    the person put an entry in that would be considered a simple incidental 
    question!
    
    -Jack
389.191RDGE44::ALEUC8Fri Apr 21 1995 13:518
    .190
    
    *frantic scurrying through thousands of notes to find the weakness for
    later use*
    
    8^)
    
    ric
389.192PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BFri Apr 21 1995 13:586
>>    ooooooooooo, that's gotta hurt!

	if you read carefully - it's not a comment designed to
	hurt Jack.

389.193WMOIS::GIROUARD_CFri Apr 21 1995 14:393
    easy Di' it was in fun... 
    
    Chip
389.194PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BFri Apr 21 1995 14:495
>>    easy Di' it was in fun... 

	Whaddya mean "easy, Di'"?  I was calmly trying to 
	make sure you weren't confused by the exchange.
389.195NETCAD::WOODFORDI&lt;--TheInfoWentDataWay--&gt;IFri Apr 21 1995 14:5014
    
    
    
    I was NOT bellyaching.  I was just stating my opinion on the
    subject, JUST LIKE EVERYONE ELSE IN HERE!  I do have a religious
    opinion, and most people here know what that is.  I don't try to defend
    that opinion because I feel confident enough about it to not feel a
    need to defend it.  I don't much care how anyone else feels about 
    my opinion.  That's not to say I don't care what their opinion on the
    subject is.  Actually, I do.  
    
    
    Terrie
    
389.196MKOTS3::JMARTINYou-Had-Forty-Years!!!Fri Apr 21 1995 14:539
    Sorry Terri...I meant You all stop bellyaching and not you personally.
    
    ZZ        Whaddya mean "easy, Di'"?  I was calmly trying to 
    ZZ        make sure you weren't confused by the exchange.
    
    Diane...isn't it a wrenching feeling when you state something and it is
    misinterpreted...and you have no idea how it could possibly happen?!
    
    
389.197PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BFri Apr 21 1995 14:586
    
>>    Diane...isn't it a wrenching feeling when you state something and it is
>>    misinterpreted...and you have no idea how it could possibly happen?!

      sure - it's pretty standard in the 'box though. ;>
    
389.198BIGQ::SILVADiabloFri Apr 21 1995 15:219
| <<< Note 389.173 by CSLALL::HENDERSON "Learning to lean" >>>


| If its so simple, Glen, maybe you can explain it?


	Jim, for each person it may mean something different. To an athiest it
may mean nadda, only each person knows. So when someone you know uses a phrase,
ask them what it means. Pretty simple, huh?
389.199MKOTS3::JMARTINYou-Had-Forty-Years!!!Fri Apr 21 1995 15:224
    Not so simple really.  Atheists still get offended even though they
    claim to be atheists.
    
    -Jack
389.200CSOA1::LEECHFri Apr 21 1995 15:231
    SNARF!
389.201POBOX::BATTISLand shark,pool sharkFri Apr 21 1995 15:272
    
    I got a rock
389.202BIGQ::SILVADiabloFri Apr 21 1995 15:3427
| <<< Note 389.185 by MKOTS3::JMARTIN "You-Had-Forty-Years!!!" >>>



| Religious topics should be discussed by people who are prepared to discuss the
| topic.  

	Jack, that would be nice if that happened. But there are some from both
sides of the issue where if they state their beliefs, they are squashed by the
opposition. No one says anyone else has to believe what another does, but they
should at least aknowledge that this is what the person believes, and not rip
them apart for it.

| Third party whiners who are easily hurt or offended should hit next unseen 
| and stop bellyaching.  

	When will you be starting to practice what you preach? :-)

| Disagreements on religious issues DO NOT imply racism...that is absolute 
| poppycock.

	Jack, that statement you just wrote does not always ring true. There
are many people who the above would not fit. And I don't think it stops at
racism either. For the majority, imho, what you wrote does ring true though.


Glen
389.203Connection between death and religion...LANDO::OLIVER_BFri Apr 21 1995 16:0111
Really, doesn't it all come down to this?

We fear death.  We fear nothingness.

So, in order to allay our fears, we invent a 
"higher being" and in return for "having faith"
in this higher being, we convince ourselves that
when we die, we won't _really die_, we will 
have "everlasting life".

Forever and ever.  Amen.
389.204MKOTS3::JMARTINYou-Had-Forty-Years!!!Fri Apr 21 1995 17:1011
ZZ    but they
ZZ    should at least aknowledge that this is what the person believes, and
ZZ    not rip them apart for it.
    
    Again it comes to this.  If you have faith, it is a given that that is
    what you believe.  If religion is based on faith, then it is understood
    that their faith is truth...to them.  Your belief is truth...to
    you...and we can continue that way.  Just remember that we can both be
    wrong but we both can't be right.  
    
    -Jack
389.205MKOTS3::JMARTINYou-Had-Forty-Years!!!Fri Apr 21 1995 17:1110
 ZZ   So, in order to allay our fears, we invent a 
 ZZ   "higher being" and in return for "having faith"
 ZZ   in this higher being, we convince ourselves that
 ZZ   when we die, we won't _really die_, we will 
 ZZ   have "everlasting life".
    
    Congrats...you just expressed what your faith is...and I honor your
    right to believe it.  All others ask is that you honor theirs too.
    
    -Jack
389.206LANDO::OLIVER_BFri Apr 21 1995 17:271
That's not my faith, that's just a theory.
389.207DASHER::RALSTONAin't Life Fun!Fri Apr 21 1995 18:027
    >Atheists shouldn't yell...
    
    > "Oh My God!!"
    
    Same as a Christian yelling F.U., they don't believe in it.
    
    ...Tom
389.208LANDO::OLIVER_BFri Apr 21 1995 18:062
Christians only yell "F-U" when they're awash in a 
sea of relativity.
389.209POLAR::RICHARDSONSpecial Fan Club Butt TinkeringFri Apr 21 1995 18:161
    No, they say it when they get really really mad.
389.210Reminds me of this beaut from Father HypocriteDECWIN::RALTOIt's a small third world after allFri Apr 21 1995 19:1918
    >> No, they say it when they get really really mad.
    
    You mean like the Roman Catholic priest at St. Margaret's church
    in Burlington, Mass., who angrily issued every swear he could
    think of (including several "eff"'s) to my wife for parking in
    the wrong place amongst their acreage of parking?
    
    Back in my vanpool days, the vanpool would pick up and drop off
    at their huge, tax-free parking lot.  One day, when picking me
    up (waiting for me to arrive), she parked in some unmarked area
    which, for some reason, one of the priests didn't like.  He came
    over, and totally without provocation (my wife remained calm and
    polite throughout), immediately went ballistic in her face, including
    all of the aforementioned obscenities.
    
    "Priest", eh?  I wonder if he confessed to himself that week.
    
    Chris
389.211SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIBe vewy caweful of yapping zebwasFri Apr 21 1995 19:2817
    
    re: .208
    
    I thought we covered this waaaaaaaaaaaaaaay back...
    
    
     RE: FU
    
     I happen to think swearing is a vulgar, lazy way of expressing certain
    emotions....  
    
      I don't care much for it.. whether it's a priest, witch, jerk or
    <pick-your-own>...
    
     I priest yelling "F-U!!" os just as ironic as an atheist yelling "Oh
    My God!"
    
389.212SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIBe vewy caweful of yapping zebwasFri Apr 21 1995 19:296
    
    re: .210
    
    
     There a "fringe" in everything....
    
389.213LANDO::OLIVER_BFri Apr 21 1995 19:301
He was awash in a sea of hospitality.
389.214SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIBe vewy caweful of yapping zebwasFri Apr 21 1995 19:387
    
    
    Or it might have just been PMS....
    
     Still no excuse for it.... hospitality, relativity, longevity,
    (any)ity...
    
389.215LANDO::OLIVER_BFri Apr 21 1995 19:493
>Or it might have just been PMS....

Priestly Mean-Spiritedness???
389.216BIGQ::SILVADiabloFri Apr 21 1995 19:497
| <<< Note 389.204 by MKOTS3::JMARTIN "You-Had-Forty-Years!!!" >>>


| Just remember that we can both be wrong but we both can't be right.

	But we can both CLAIM we're right! But you would still be wrong...
oh... either one of us could be wrong... heh heh
389.217BIGQ::SILVADiabloFri Apr 21 1995 19:526
| <<< Note 389.206 by LANDO::OLIVER_B >>>

| That's not my faith, that's just a theory.


	Well.... isn't that faith??? :-)
389.218LANDO::OLIVER_BFri Apr 21 1995 19:551
I guess if you believe the theory it is...;^)
389.219MKOTS3::JMARTINYou-Had-Forty-Years!!!Fri Apr 21 1995 20:065
    Tell you what Glen...if I'm wrong and we're in heaven, I'll give you
    one of those..."I'm Sorrrrrry" looks and group hug!
    
    
    -Jack
389.220POLAR::RICHARDSONSpecial Fan Club Butt TinkeringFri Apr 21 1995 20:091
    As long as it's not a grope hug.
389.221BIGQ::SILVADiabloFri Apr 21 1995 20:1723
| <<< Note 389.219 by MKOTS3::JMARTIN "You-Had-Forty-Years!!!" >>>

| Tell you what Glen...if I'm wrong and we're in heaven, I'll give you one of 
| those..."I'm Sorrrrrry" looks and group hug!

	Jack, if you're right, which one of us will be in Heaven, and which one
of us will be in Hell? :-)

	Now, if you say you would be in Heaven, then wouldn't it stand to
reason that if you're wrong you would be in Hell? Or can one's beliefs end up
having a flaw or two (ya find out when you stand at the gates), but as long as 
you believe in Him, you will get into Heaven? Wait, that can't be right if you
think that because you're right, one of us will be in Heaven, one will be in
Hell. 

	Jack, could you please clear this up? Cuz from what I got above, I get
the impression that you will be in Heaven, me in Hell. If you're wrong, you
will still be in Heaven, I will be there with you. But then on the other hand
with the 1st scenerio, it would have appeared I was wrong, but went to Hell. 



Glen
389.222CSC32::J_OPPELTWhatever happened to ADDATA?Fri Apr 21 1995 20:212
    	I thought you had a problem with the proliferation of religious 
    	discussions...
389.223LANDO::OLIVER_BFri Apr 21 1995 20:261
Awash in a sea of heavenly bliss...
389.224BIGQ::SILVADiabloFri Apr 21 1995 20:315
| <<< Note 389.222 by CSC32::J_OPPELT "Whatever happened to ADDATA?" >>>

| I thought you had a problem with the proliferation of religious discussions...

	I wouldn't mind seeing them all in one note....
389.225CSC32::J_OPPELTWhatever happened to ADDATA?Fri Apr 21 1995 20:433
    	Then pick a note and consider limiting your personal participation
    	to that one.  Otherwise you are merely contributing to the precise
    	thing you are complaining about.
389.226MKOTS3::JMARTINYou-Had-Forty-Years!!!Fri Apr 21 1995 20:4618
ZZ    Jack, if you're right, which one of us will be in Heaven, and
ZZ    which one of us will be in Hell? :-)
    
    Abraham and Sarah proliferated godless nations through their lack of
    faith.  Moses and David were murderers.  Jacob was a deceiver.  Peter
    denied Jesus three times.  
    
    Nay nay Glen...if you believe that Jesus died for your sin and you
    receive him as your savior, then Heaven is guarenteed...BASED ON the
    Bible.  I have this assurance because of a promise...not because I
    supposedly think I'm godly.  My interest in this topic is twofold...
    
    -I want you to live in victory and have the same assurance that I have.
    
    -I'm trying to point out that scripture is not to be shunned at our
    whim...we must take the whole package.
    
    -Jack
389.227BIGQ::SILVADiabloFri Apr 21 1995 20:532
<----jack....i don't want to scare you, but i think we might agree on a lot of
     this.... :-)
389.228MKOTS3::JMARTINYou-Had-Forty-Years!!!Fri Apr 21 1995 21:024
    The key is living a victorious life in Christ.  Our outlook on the
    Bible may determine this!
    
    -Jack
389.229TROOA::COLLINSFrom Sheilus to the Reefs of KizmarFri Apr 21 1995 21:043
    
    Atheists are like a big jam doughnut with cream on the top!
    
389.230POLAR::RICHARDSONSpecial Fan Club Butt TinkeringFri Apr 21 1995 21:132
    Their arrival gives us pleasure, and their departure just leaves us
    hungrier for more.
389.231DASHER::RALSTONAin't Life Fun!Fri Apr 21 1995 22:015
    >I get the impression that you will be in Heaven, me in Hell.
    
    For sure you will both be dead.
    
    ...Tom
389.232BIGQ::SILVADiabloSat Apr 22 1995 01:091
<---- <grin>
389.233MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Sat Apr 22 1995 03:244
I seem to recall some time ago that Deacon Covert queried (perhaps
in TTWA) why Atheists might use the name of god in vain. I also
seem to recall responding "For the effect."

389.234A difficulty.GAAS::BRAUCHERThu Apr 27 1995 14:1718
    
    Atheists face "The Problem of Awe".  At birth we receive immense
    powers - our senses/brains/hands/longevity/emotions/purposiveness.
    Yet we all face a Universe of immensely higher order, in size, scope,
    complexity, mystery.
    
    Today I work on a team building an Alpha Server, a tremendous engine
    of computing, beyond anything man ever did.  Yet engineering
    discipline, teamwork, the proper use of the tools before us, will
    see us to market, topping for a while, all previous work.
    
    Whether you gaze at the Hubble pictures or Edmund Wilson's ants, an
    inherently mystical sense of "Awe" comes to you.  There are wonders
    everywhere, and they lend great credence to the mystic view.
    
    Thus "atheism" faces the problem of denying magic in a magical place.
    
      bb
389.235LANDO::OLIVER_BThu Apr 27 1995 15:3216
   
    I was walking across a bridge one day, and i saw a man standing on the
    edge, about to jump off.  so i ran over and said "stop! don't do it!                                     
    "Why shouldn't I?" he said.  I said, "Well, there's so much to live for!"
    He said, "Like what?"  I said, "Well...are you religious or atheist?"
    He said, "Religious." I said, "Me too!  Are you christian or buddhist?"
    He said, "Christian."  I said, "Me too!  Are you catholic or protestant?"
    He said, "Protestant."  I said, "Me too!  Are you episcopalian or baptist?"
    He said, "Baptist!"  I said, "Wow!  Me too!  Are you baptist church of god
    or baptist church of the lord?" He said, "Baptist church of god!"  I said,
    "Me too!  Are you original baptist church of god, or are you reformed
    baptist church of god?"  He said, "Reformed baptist church of god!"
    I said, "Me too!  Are you reformed baptist church of god, reformation of
    1879, or reformed baptist church of god, reformation of 1915?"  He said,
    "Reformed baptist church of god, reformation of 1915!"  I
    said, "Die, heretic scum", and pushed him off.  -- Emo Phillips
389.236re .235COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertThu Apr 27 1995 18:021
See 58.283 and .285
389.237re .236LANDO::OLIVER_BMon May 01 1995 14:584
Really?  Well, still, the spirit of the joke remains.
What is the point of the joke?

See 382.26.
389.238DECALP::GUTZWILLERhappiness- U want what U haveWed May 17 1995 21:4014
re .234

that was an interesting note!
    
>   Thus "atheism" faces the problem of denying magic in a magical place.
    
i don't think so.

as atheist i must leave room for what i as an individual and for what we 
as humanity do not yet understand. and that's a lot of magic! 



andreas.
389.239FWIWDASHER::RALSTONThere is no god but you.Wed Oct 04 1995 14:485
    Had a long discussion with a christian friend last night. After
    thinking about our conversation I have come to the following
    conclusion. To doubt something that has not been proven indicates
    honesty and integrity. To disallow doubt is to engage in "blind faith",
    which is the opposite of honesty and integrity, hence virtue.
389.240BIGQ::SILVADiabloWed Oct 04 1995 15:041
<---thumper index expected to rise
389.241POLAR::RICHARDSONPettin' &amp; Sofa Settin'Wed Oct 04 1995 15:151
    <---humper spandex inspected at thighs
389.242OUTSRC::HEISERwatchman on the wallWed Oct 04 1995 15:152
    Maybe you should rename this topic to "Atheists Pat Themselves on the
    Back"
389.243POLAR::RICHARDSONPettin' &amp; Sofa Settin'Wed Oct 04 1995 15:181
    that didn't rhyme very well at all.
389.244CONSLT::MCBRIDEReformatted to fit your screenWed Oct 04 1995 15:233
    RE: back patting.....
    
    This right is reserved as the sole domain of christians?  
389.245PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BWed Oct 04 1995 15:252
   .244  so it would seem.
389.246BIGQ::SILVADiabloWed Oct 04 1995 15:401
isn't anything good?
389.247DASHER::RALSTONThere is no god but you.Wed Oct 04 1995 16:293
    >isn't anything good?
    
    Yes, honesty.
389.248BIGQ::SILVADiabloWed Oct 04 1995 18:321
<--- Billy Joel, 1983?
389.250DASHER::RALSTONMR. NEXT UNSEENWed Oct 04 1995 20:163
    >Billy Joel is an atheist
    
    He can't be, he's the Piano Man!!  :)
389.251BIGQ::SILVADiabloThu Oct 05 1995 15:5210
| <<< Note 389.250 by DASHER::RALSTON "MR. NEXT UNSEEN" >>>

| >Billy Joel is an atheist

| He can't be, he's the Piano Man!!  :)



	He's two (click), two (click), two people in one! He's a floor wax.....
no, he's a dessert topping...... he's SSSHHHIIIMMMMMMMEEERRRRR!!!!!!
389.252DASHER::RALSTONscrewiti'mgoinhome..Fri Nov 17 1995 14:2013
    Had an interesting dialog with some wierdo (my analysis) on the net
    last night. He called himself a occultist. I called him a satanist. He
    disagreed but didn't take offense. He got into how the Christian god
    not only condons outright murder, but is a murderer himself. He claims
    that the world is backwards and that Satan is trying to save us from
    this immoral, murdering god. I told him that I think religions in
    general are mystical nonsense, but that I doubted his claim of the
    christian god being a murderer. He said he will compile bibical
    evidence and send it to me today.
    
    What do you think? I'll post his compilation when I get it.
    
    ...Tom
389.253MPGS::MARKEYFluffy nutterFri Nov 17 1995 14:215
    
    I think you found a live one and would be very careful with
    home address. That's what I think.
    
    -b
389.254CONSLT::MCBRIDEReformatted to fit your screenFri Nov 17 1995 14:265
    <---- I agree.  I don't lend any credence to his assertions but I would
    certainly not want this person to know anything about how to contact
    me.  
    
    
389.255MKOTS3::JMARTINI press on toward the goalFri Nov 17 1995 14:4914
    Tom:
    
    The Old Testament is FULL of examples where God is leading the
    Israelites into battle.  So I have no doubt one could paint God as a
    murderer he wanted to.  This person is going by his feelings and can't
    comprehend the holiness and sovereignty of God.  Therefore, God takes
    life unjustly.
    
    "Fear no he who kills the body but not the soul.  Rather fear He who
    can kill body and soul and cast into hell."
    
    Jesus speaking of God here.
    
    -Jack
389.256DASHER::RALSTONscrewiti'mgoinhome..Fri Nov 17 1995 14:5312
    He only has my Digital address. If I find him to be dangerous I'll
    send him to you guys.  :)  
    
    Actually I have found these guys on the net, mostly in newsgroups, to be 
    pretty harmless. I actually had the opportunity to meet a guy who spouted 
    all kinds of revolutionary and seditious crap over the network. He
    turned out to be a nice guy who had been screwed by the IRS and I got
    the impression that he used the net to vent, but was totally harmless. 
    Just like in da Box!
    
    Though I'm not so naive to think there aren't some real crazies out
    there! Just like in da Box! 
389.257DASHER::RALSTONscrewiti'mgoinhome..Fri Nov 17 1995 15:006
    Jack:
    
    Though I would not label your god as a murderer, I think that you also
    go by your feelings. There is no objective proof of god, which you have
    agreed with in the past, that is why you like all Christians have
    something called faith, which is the same as feelings, in my book.
389.258MKOTS3::JMARTINI press on toward the goalFri Nov 17 1995 15:144
    Not really because as Maria Von Trapp said to Leisle, faith is
    believing in something when common sense tells you not to.
    
    -Jack
389.259DASHER::RALSTONscrewiti'mgoinhome..Fri Nov 17 1995 15:183
    ^faith is believing in something when common sense tells you not to.
    
    Yea, feelings.
389.260or was it our very own Founding Father?ROWLET::AINSLEYLess than 150 kts. is TOO slow!Fri Nov 17 1995 15:1911
    re: .256
    
    >pretty harmless. I actually had the opportunity to meet a guy who spouted 
    >all kinds of revolutionary and seditious crap over the network. He
    >turned out to be a nice guy who had been screwed by the IRS and I got
    >the impression that he used the net to vent, but was totally harmless. 
    
    Oh, you've met MadMike:-)
    
    Bob
    
389.261MKOTS3::JMARTINI press on toward the goalFri Nov 17 1995 15:211
    Whatever.
389.262DASHER::RALSTONscrewiti'mgoinhome..Fri Nov 17 1995 15:232
    whoever
    
389.263POLAR::RICHARDSONCPU CyclerFri Nov 17 1995 15:271
    Jack, is that Sound Of Music doctrine?
389.264DASHER::RALSTONscrewiti'mgoinhome..Fri Nov 17 1995 15:291
    The hills are alive!!
389.265COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertFri Nov 17 1995 15:328
If you don't believe that he exists, then he obviously isn't a murderer,
and the whole question and discussion is irrelevant.

If you're interested in the discussion you had with this guy, then I
suppose you really do believe in God, and maybe you should work a little
harder at finding out how he has revealed himself to his people.

/john
389.266DASHER::RALSTONscrewiti'mgoinhome..Fri Nov 17 1995 15:361
    John, do bother reading notes before you reply?
389.267SMURF::BINDEREis qui nos doment uescimur.Fri Nov 17 1995 16:147
    .265
    
    > If you don't believe that he exists, then he obviously isn't a murderer,
    > and the whole question and discussion is irrelevant.
    
    No, it isn't.  The discussion becomes one of people's using their
    feelings/beliefs/fantasies/dreams as an excuse for murder.
389.268POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of Wet RaspberriesFri Nov 17 1995 16:2711
    
    Um, Meatyluv...would you mind pointing me to the act and scene in The
    Sound Of Music where Maria says that to Liesl?
    
    When you find that you can't, would you mind sitting down and watching
    _Miracle on 34th Street_?
    
    Report back on Monday.
    
    
    
389.269MKOTS3::JMARTINI press on toward the goalFri Nov 17 1995 17:1113
    No, I think I can tell you now.
    
    Leisle sees Rolph in the square, Rolph treats her like dirt, Leisle is
    depressed.
    
    Maria comes home from honeymoon, has mother to daughter talk with
    Leisel; they sing....
    
    	When your sixteen...going on seventeen....
    	Waiiiiittt a yeear....or twoooooooooooo.....
        (Father gives stupid look)
    
    I think it's around that time.
389.270Let's see, if I'm 16 and you're going on 14, no wait...NORX::RALTOClinto Barada NiktoFri Nov 17 1995 17:166
    >>	When your sixteen...going on seventeen....
    >>	Waiiiiittt a yeear....or twoooooooooooo.....
    
    Are they in Canada?
    
    Chris
389.271POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of Wet RaspberriesFri Nov 17 1995 17:334
    
    I suggest you take the second half of my query to heart, Meatypet.
    
    
389.272Aw hell, they'll probably be calling me again.VMSNET::M_MACIOLEKFour54 Camaro/Only way to flyFri Nov 17 1995 17:367
    } Actually I have found these guys on the net, mostly in newsgroups, to
    } be pretty harmless.
    
    Some goofball I (and others) was chatting with just got scored by
    the FBI.  Made the national news even.
    
    There's a bunch of winners out there.
389.273wasn't me Bob.VMSNET::M_MACIOLEKFour54 Camaro/Only way to flyFri Nov 17 1995 17:373
    re: Note 389.260 by ROWLET::AINSLEY
    
    I don't have irs problems.  :^)
389.274ACISS2::LEECHDia do bheatha.Fri Nov 17 1995 17:455
    re: .260
    
    -< or was it our very own Founding Father? >-
    
    Not me, Bob.  I don't even have a PC at home...yet.  8^)  
389.275MKOTS3::JMARTINI press on toward the goalFri Nov 17 1995 18:053
    Mz. Debra:
    
    Are you implying that I...JACK MARTIN, am incorrect on this matter?!
389.276SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIif u cn rd ths, u nd to gt a lyfFri Nov 17 1995 18:068
    
    
    > Are you implying that I...JACK MARTIN, am incorrect on this matter?!
    
    Jack Martin!!! See Suzanne Conlon!!!
    
    NNTTM...
    
389.277MKOTS3::JMARTINI press on toward the goalFri Nov 17 1995 18:181
    I can't.  She lives too far away!
389.278MKOTS3::JMARTINI press on toward the goalFri Nov 17 1995 18:1920
    From:   POWDML::HANGGELI     "mz_debra/dtn 223-8921/(508) 493-8921"
    To:     MKOTS3::JMARTIN
    CC:
    Subj:   RE: Thanks alot!!!
    
    
    OK, I'll give you a hint.
    
    Fred says it to Doris when she says she doesn't believe that Kris Kringle 
    is Santa Claus.  After she changes her mind and believes, she (Doris) says
    it to Susan who doesn't believe that K.K. is S.C.  And at the end when Fred,
    Doris &
    Susan are driving home from the Christmas Party at the old folks' home out 
    on Long Island and they find the house Susan wanted for Christmas, Susan
    says it to Fred, saying that Mommy told her so, and Fred looks at Doris and
    says "Why, you..." and clinches her in a huge kiss.  Then they decide to 
    buy the house for Susan and everyone lives happily ever after.
    
    Trust me, it's not from Sound of Music!
    
389.279POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of Wet RaspberriesFri Nov 17 1995 18:225
    
    Now Meatypet, I sent that to you off line so you wouldn't be
    embarrassed in front of everyone and his brother in here 8^).
    
    
389.280SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIif u cn rd ths, u nd to gt a lyfFri Nov 17 1995 18:255
    
    
    That was nice of you mz_deb, but I do believe Jack is trying to show
    what a lady you are...
    
389.281MKOTS3::JMARTINI press on toward the goalFri Nov 17 1995 18:311
    Absolutely!  
389.282And my bibliography confirms it! :^)CSC32::J_OPPELTWanna see my scar?Fri Nov 17 1995 19:432
    	That like may very well be in 34th St, but it is also in
    	Sound of Music.  (The movie.)  I remember it.
389.283POLAR::RICHARDSONCPU CyclerFri Nov 17 1995 19:465
    Take it to `The Ring'.

    replies must be at least 50 lines long with appropriately long
    rebuttals to maximize disk quota and CPU cycles and network bandwidth
    use.
389.284POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of Wet RaspberriesFri Nov 17 1995 19:478
    
    The Sound of Music _movie_ is an abomination compared to the actual
    stage musical.
    
    I will have nothing to do with that movie.  Furthermore, you will have
    to specify your source 8^).
    
    
389.285Sorry wrong movie! :)DASHER::RALSTONscrewiti'mgoinhome..Fri Nov 17 1995 19:561
    supercalafragilisticexpealidocious!
389.286Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz....SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIif u cn rd ths, u nd to gt a lyfFri Nov 17 1995 20:129
    
    re: .284
    
    >The Sound of Music _movie_ is an abomination compared to the actual
    >stage musical.
    
    What's half of nothing????
    
    
389.287BUSY::SLABOUNTYGTI 16V - dust thy neighbor!!Fri Nov 17 1995 20:3715
    
    supercalafragilisticexpealidocious!
            i              i
    
    
    	supercalifragilisticexpialidocious,
    	even though the sound of it is something quite atrocious.
    	If you say it loud enough you'll always sound precocious,
    	supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!
    
    	Umm-diddle-iddle-iddle-um-diddle-aye,
    	umm-diddle-iddle-iddle-um-diddle-aye ...
    
    	[everybody sing]
    
389.288MPGS::MARKEYHooter challengedFri Nov 17 1995 20:383
    
    [everybody gag]
    
389.289BUSY::SLABOUNTYGTI 16V - dust thy neighbor!!Fri Nov 17 1995 20:4211
    
    	I don't care what you do, as long as you do it on key.
    
    	8^)
    
    
    	Because I was afraid to speak when I was just a lad,
    	me father gave me a nose a tweak and told me I was bad.
    	And then one day I heard this word [...],
    	[...] and this is how it goes ...
    
389.290DASHER::RALSTONscrewiti'mgoinhome..Fri Nov 17 1995 20:589
    	    ^supercalifragilisticexpialidocious,
            ^even though the sound of it is something quite atrocious.
            ^If you say it loud enough you'll always sound precocious,
            ^supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!
    
    
    I think you should get an umbrella and fly away!!  :)
    The fact that you know how to spell the word correctly is disgusting. 
    :)
389.291BUSY::SLABOUNTYGTI 16V - dust thy neighbor!!Fri Nov 17 1995 21:055
    
    	Julie Andrews has always been a favorite of mine.
    
    	Schwing!!
    
389.292CALLME::MR_TOPAZFri Nov 17 1995 21:5610
       I love show tunes.  Me and Paul Shaeffer.  And I get a lot of the
       words right, too, so Di only has to correct me occasionally.
       
       I like show tunes except, that is, anything from the Sound of
       Music.  R&H must have phoned that one in; every song sucks.
       
       And none worse than The Lonely Goatherd.  As if someone would give
       a rat's arse about one.
       
       And Mary Martin can't yodel.
389.293MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Sat Nov 18 1995 00:091
Been watching Blake Edwards' "S.O.B.", Shawn?
389.294To yeu, and yeu, and yeu and yeu and yeuDECWIN::RALTOClinto Barada NiktoSat Nov 18 1995 00:117
    The Sound of Music music was good for something...  a former DECcie
    colleague and I would occasionally hum the "Auf Wiedersehen" song
    during the DEC Dark Days.  Neither one of us could ever get past the
    little doo-doodle-oo-doo-do-do-dooo part between verses without
    cracking up.  Gallows humor does strange things to you...
    
    Chris
389.295TALLIS::SCHULERGreg, DTN 227-4165Mon Nov 20 1995 12:2516
    RE: .289
    
    > Because I was afraid to speak when I was just a lad,
    > me father gave me a nose a tweak and told me I was bad.
    > And then one day I heard this word [...],
    					 ^^^^
    					"what saved me ache'n nose"
    
    > [...] and this is how it goes ...
      ^^^
    	"the biggest word you ever heard.."
    
    NNTTM
    
    :-)
    
389.296DASHER::RALSTONscrewiti'mgoinhome..Mon Nov 20 1995 12:3967
    The following is the promised compilation sent to me, as previously
    mentioned. Interesting.
    
    ...Tom
    
    =============================================================
    
List of People Murdered By God

The lord giveth, the lord taketh away::
(Lo, the lord is a kind and loving being, is he not...)

The following is a list of people murdered by God directly or  
through His command.

*The entire population of the earth except for eight survivors  (Genesis 7:23)
*Every inhabitant of Sodom and Gomorrah except for one family  (Genesis 19:24)
*Every first born of Egypt (Exodus 12:29)
*All the hosts of the Pharaoh, including the captains of 600  
 chariots (Exodus 14:27,28)
*Amalek and his people (Exodus 17:11,16)
*3,000 Israelites (Exodus 32:27)
*250 Levite princes who had challenged the leadership of Moses  
    (Numbers 16:1-40)
*14,700 Jews in a plague who had rebelled against Moses following  
 the killing of the princes (Numbers 16:41-49)
*All the subjects of Og (Numbers 21:34, 35)
*24,000 Israelites who lived with Moabite women (Numbers 25:4, 9)
*All the males, kings, and non-virgin females of the Midianites  
(Numbers 31:7, 8)
*The Ammonites (Deuteronomy 2:19-21)
*The Horims (Deuteronomy 2:22)
*All the citizens of Jericho, except for a prostitute and her  
 family (Joshua 6)
*12,000 citizens of Ai. Joshua hung the king on a tree.  (Joshua 8:1-30)
*All the people of Makkedah (Joshua 10:28)
*All the people of Libnah (Joshua 10:29, 30)
*All the people of Gezer (Joshua 10:33)
*All the people of Lachish (Joshua 10:32)
*All the people of Eglon (Joshua 10:34, 35)
*All the people of Hebron (Joshua 10:36, 37)
*All the inhabitants of 1 of the country of the hills, and of the  
 south, and the vale, and of the springs and all their kings (Joshua 10:40)
*All 31 kings and inhabitants of their countries, and south  
 country, and the land of Goshen, and the valley, and the plain, and  
 the mountain of Israel, and the valley of the same from Mt. Halak to  
 Mt. Hermon (Joshua 11:12, 16, 17, 12:24)
*10,000 Moabites (Judges 3:29)
*10,000 Perizzites and Canaanites (Judges 1:4)
*600 Phillistines (Judges 3:31)
*All of Sisera (Judges 4:16)
*120,000 Midianites (Judges 8:10)
*25,100 Benjaminites (Judges 20:35)
*50,070 people of Bethshemesh (I Samuel 6:19)
*All the Amalekites (I Samuel 15:3, 7)
*The armies and five kings of the Amorites (Amos 3:2)
*The Moabites and 22,000 Syrians (II Samuel 8:2, 5, 6, 14)
*40,000 Syrian horsemen (II Samuel 10:18)
*100,000 Syrian footmen, followed by 27,000 who are all crushed by  
 a wall (I Kings 20:28, 29, 30)
*42 children eaten by a bear (II Kings 2:23, 24)
*185,000 Assyrians killed by an angel (II Kings 19:35)
*10,000 Edomites, followed by 10,000 more whose killers brought  
 them to the top of the rock, and cast them down from the top of the  
 rock, that they were broken in pieces  (II Chronicles 28)
*120,000 Judeans (II Chronicles 28)
*75,000 Persians (Esther 9:16)
389.297BUSY::SLABOUNTYGrandchildren of the DamnedMon Nov 20 1995 12:5211
    
    	RE: Jack
    
    	Wow, forgot about that one ... it's been years since I saw
    	"S.O.B."!!
    
    
    	RE: Greg
    
    	Thanks!!  I always forget those lines!!
    
389.298MKOTS3::JMARTINI press on toward the goalMon Nov 20 1995 12:5316
    Tom:
    
    The very first condition God gave mankind...
    
    "You may eat of every tree except for the tree of life.  For the day
    you eat of it, you shall surely die."
    
    Now for arguments sake, let's consider this a literal actual occurance.
    It would seem God set the conditions and man chose death.  Therefore,
    humankind killed itself be free choice.  
    
    Considering Noah occured over 1000 years after this incident, it seems
    God actuall suffered fools longer than being the tyrannical murderer
    you claim him to be.
    
    -Jack
389.299GMASEC::KELLYMon Nov 20 1995 13:113
    And the winner is Mz_Debra!
    We watched the Sound of Music Saturday at my place.  Raq and Sharon
    are also witnesses.  Meatyluv, apologize to the lady!
389.300POLAR::RICHARDSONCPU CyclerMon Nov 20 1995 13:145
    God hasn't murdered anyone. Men have. Men claim god told them to do
    it.

    People will believe what they want and interpret it in a way that suits
    their beliefs.
389.301BIGQ::SILVADiabloMon Nov 20 1995 13:171
<---very well written note, Glenn!
389.302CSLALL::HENDERSONFriend, will you be ready?Mon Nov 20 1995 13:204


<----------- well thought out response, Glen!
389.303POLAR::RICHARDSONCPU CyclerMon Nov 20 1995 13:231
    thcream?
389.304SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIif u cn rd ths, u nd to gt a lyfMon Nov 20 1995 13:353
    
    
    I thcream, you thcream, we all thcream for icethcream!!!
389.305DASHER::RALSTONscrewiti'mgoinhome..Mon Nov 20 1995 13:4613
    ^the tyrannical murderer you claim him to be.
    
    Don't get emotional on me Jack. Remember I'm the one who defended the
    Christian God as not being a murderer several notes back. This is the
    list sent to me by a person deep in the occult who actually thinks
    Satan is the savior of the world.
    
    My belief is that men kill and often blame a ficticious god for their
    actions. It continues to happen as in the case of Rabin. People died of
    natural causes and accident as well. There are those who take advantage
    of this by teaching that god did the killing or allowed the killing and
    if you don't follow the correct way it could happen to you. All
    mystical nonsense!
389.306MKOTS3::JMARTINI press on toward the goalMon Nov 20 1995 13:4913
 ZZ   Don't get emotional on me Jack. Remember I'm the one who defended
 ZZ   the Christian God as not being a murderer several notes back. 
    
    Fear not!  I don't get emotional over this.  If one believes God is a
    murderer, more power to him!!!  I was only bringing it up as a point of
    discussion.
    
    Now considering that the events in the Book of Joshua are true, how
    would one explain a hord of vagabonds like the Israelites were breaking
    through a fortidied city like Jericho and destroying warriors like
    these people?  People who were very large, experienced, and powerful?
    
    -Jack
389.307BUSY::SLABOUNTYch-ch-ch-ch-ha-ha-ha-haMon Nov 20 1995 15:0121
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     to have to identify with a specific religion?  Do you feel that atheism
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     decided to put it together in 1973.  In 1989 they finally got around to
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     if you really want one, and if we decide it's worth it to reply.  Who
     knows?  Who cares? We certainly don't; we're Apathists!

389.308Myth?DASHER::RALSTONscrewiti'mgoinhome..Mon Nov 20 1995 15:1711
    ^Now considering that the events in the Book of Joshua are true, how
    ^would one explain a hord of vagabonds like the Israelites were breaking
    ^through a fortidied city like Jericho and destroying warriors like
    ^these people?  People who were very large, experienced, and powerful?
    
    Maybe they learned how from the Moslems. They are good at achieving
    this even today. The scenarios for making this happen can be many.
    Guerrilla warfare has been around for eons. These days we call it
    terrorism, depending on what side you're on. One thing I'm sure of, these
    Israelites probably didn't make the walls come tumbling down by running
    around is a circle and stamping their feet.
389.309MKOTS3::JMARTINI press on toward the goalMon Nov 20 1995 16:197
    Tom:
    
    The walls of Jericho were large enough to put buildings on top of them. 
    They were very well fortified and guerilla warfare would not apply in
    this case.
    
    -Jack
389.310DASHER::RALSTONscrewiti'mgoinhome..Mon Nov 20 1995 16:395
    If Jericho was a normal city, commerce was in action most all times of
    the day. People traveled in and out. Terrorism is always possible. I
    don't know much about ancient history but I can be sure that some
    Israelites running in circles, stamping their feet and shouting didn't
    knock the walls down. 
389.311SMURF::BINDEREis qui nos doment uescimur.Mon Nov 20 1995 16:596
    Archeological digs on the site of Jericho indicate that a severe
    earthquake probably knocked the walls down.
    
    Whether that's true, at least we can say that the Israelites didn't
    learn anything from the Muslims that thsy could use at Jericho.  The
    Exodus happened about 1800 years before the birth of Muhammad.  :-)
389.312DASHER::RALSTONscrewiti'mgoinhome..Mon Nov 20 1995 17:538
    ^Whether that's true, at least we can say that the Israelites didn't
    ^learn anything from the Muslims that thsy could use at Jericho. The
    ^Exodus happened about 1800 years before the birth of Muhammad.
    
    True Dick. I put that in there thinking that Jack would pick up on it.
    An earthquake is a good, logical reason. The problem is when it is
    thought that god created the earthquake in order to knock the walls
    down.
389.313MKOTS3::JMARTINI press on toward the goalMon Nov 20 1995 18:1614
    Tom:
    
    Once again for the sake of arguments let's assume it was an actual
    occurance.  We are left with two possibilities.
    
    -  The Israelites shouted and coincidently, an earthquake took place.
    
    -  The Israelites shouted and miraculously the power of God knocked the
       wall of Jericho down.
    
    If the first case be true, then the Israelites are to be commended for
    their uncanny luck.  If the second is true, then there is a God.
    
    -Jack
389.314ALPHAZ::HARNEYJohn A HarneyMon Nov 20 1995 21:2021
re: .313 (Jack)

>    Once again for the sake of arguments let's assume it was an actual
>    occurance.  We are left with two possibilities.
>    -  The Israelites shouted and coincidently, an earthquake took place.
>    -  The Israelites shouted and miraculously the power of God knocked the
>       wall of Jericho down.
>    If the first case be true, then the Israelites are to be commended for
>    their uncanny luck.  If the second is true, then there is a God.

You don't stretch your imagination much, do you.  How about

    -  The Israelites had been shouting for quite some time.  There
        had been demonstrations, and protests, and yes, shouting.  One
        night, while sleeping, an earthquake struck the city.  The
        in-the-right-place-at-the-right-time Israelites took advantage
        of the situation.  Since they won, they got to write the history.
        We leave it to the bible-writers to put the holy spin on it.

NOW which do you think more likely?
\john
389.315DASHER::RALSTONscrewiti'mgoinhome..Mon Nov 20 1995 22:1610
    Jack:
    
    ^We are left with two possibilities.
    
    I don't buy the only "two possibilities" deal. Like many things in the
    Bible and other books, the account of the incident was written many
    years after the event. The passing of time is how myths are developed. 
    My grandfather called them Whoppers. I can just imagine the writer's
    dottering old grandfather relating the story. Think he wouldn't add a
    little drama? 
389.316POLAR::RICHARDSONCPU CyclerMon Nov 20 1995 22:345
    How about:
    
    The Israelites stumble onto the famous city of Jericho, only, there's
    not much left of it due to an incredible earth quake. The appointed
    leader of the city is one of a few survivors. Her name is Rahab.
389.317DASHER::RALSTONscrewiti'mgoinhome..Mon Nov 20 1995 22:461
    I think aliens destroyed Jericho and the Israelites took credit! :)
389.318SCAS02::GUINEO::MOOREPerhapsTheDreamIsDreamingUsTue Nov 21 1995 04:046
    .310
    
    Joshua 6:1
    
    "Jericho was tightly shut because of the sons of Israel; no one went
     out and no one came in".
389.319MKOTS3::JMARTINI press on toward the goalTue Nov 21 1995 12:4010
    .318 is correct.  The Canaanites knew exactly what was happening to
    them days before it happened.  Dread and fear spread throughout
    Jericho as they knew the exploits God had done in Egypt and at the Red
    Sea.  What it all boils down to is faith.  We either accept it or
    reject it.
    
    Gerald Sacks may be able to answer this but I believe the nation of
    Israel considers this a historical event.   
    
    -Jack
389.320ALPHAZ::HARNEYJohn A HarneyTue Nov 21 1995 13:0114
re: .319 (Jack)

>    .318 is correct.

You mean, ".318 is an accurate quote."

Any thoughts as to why there have been no more instances of
"God supported <some race>" or "God helped win the war" in
recent times?  Could it be, way back when the bible was written,
that people just assumed being on the winning side meant they
had God's blessing?

How is it that these things never occur to you?
\john
389.321MKOTS3::JMARTINI press on toward the goalTue Nov 21 1995 13:4210
    John:
    
    They occur to me quite a bit.  Back in those times, God spoke to the
    people through the prophets and through the priesthood of Aaron.  
    Israel was under a theocracy established by God Himself.  This isn't
    the case today.  Interesting to note that when the Israelites were
    living in sin or out of the will of God, they lost battles and lost
    them horribly I might add.  
    
    -Jack
389.322POLAR::RICHARDSONCPU CyclerTue Nov 21 1995 13:462
    Same reason why the U.S. lost the Vietnam war eh? The nation was living
    in sin and not in the will of God.
389.323SMURF::BINDEREis qui nos doment uescimur.Tue Nov 21 1995 13:5321
    .321
    
    > They occur to me quite a bit.  Back in those times, God spoke to the
    > people...
    
    How is it that it never occurs to you that God may NEVER have spoken
    through prophets.  It is possible that the Israelites simply BELIEVED
    he did because they wanted to believe.  Being a primitive, supersti-
    tious people, they may simply have connected their belief in God with
    events that were perfectly ordinary and natural.  And, of course, since
    they were the ONLY people to write down what purports to be a history
    of their society, what other, more rigorous, source do we have?
    
    For instance, to take a point a little closer to home for Christians,
    it is well within the bounds of possibility that Mary, the mother of
    Jesus, was in fact NOT a virgin.  It was common practice in that time
    and place for a man to "try out" his betrothed and, if she proved
    infertile, to break the betrothal.  But Christianity, being a mystical
    religion, demands a mystical God, so it simply overlooks the most
    obvious probability and instead assigns Jesus' conception to a physical
    impossibility.
389.324Been to a Grren Day concert lately ?GAAS::BRAUCHERWelcome to ParadiseTue Nov 21 1995 13:575
    
      Actually, the Jericho story is quite believable.  I had a teenager
     who tried trumpet.  Perhaps the Canaanites ran away in despair.
    
      bb
389.325MKOTS3::JMARTINI press on toward the goalTue Nov 21 1995 13:587
ZZ    Same reason why the U.S. lost the Vietnam war eh? The nation was
ZZ    living in sin and not in the will of God.
  
    I never said this or anything close.  The Israelites were in slavery
    400 years in Egypt and sin had nothing to do with it.
    
    -Jack
389.326MKOTS3::JMARTINI press on toward the goalTue Nov 21 1995 14:0421
 ZZ   How is it that it never occurs to you that God may NEVER have spoken
 ZZ   through prophets.  It is possible that the Israelites simply
 ZZ   BELIEVED he did because they wanted to believe. 
    
    Speaking through the filters of the Christian faith, it would make no
    sense for the Israelites to blindly believe somebody was a prophet had
    they not actually been one.  The Mosaic law had stringent requirements
    for a prophet and death by stoning was the penalty for false prophecy
    in the Old Testament ages.  If you consider Isaiah and Jeremiah for
    example, they prophecied on events contemporary to their time;
    therefore they would have been taking awfully bif risk in claiming the
    judgement of God was upon their own nation.  They died anyway because
    of Israels LACK of belief.  
    
    Remember Stephen's speech to the Pharisees Dick?  "HOW MANY OF THE
    PROPHETS DID YOUR FATHERS KILL?"  This statement alone earned him the
    honor of Christianity's first martyr, ironically at the hands of Saul
    of Tarsus.  Phrophecy was very serious stuff and you'll find most of
    the prophets were murdered because Israel DIDN'T want to believe!
    
    -Jack
389.327NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Tue Nov 21 1995 14:124
>    I never said this or anything close.  The Israelites were in slavery
>    400 years in Egypt and sin had nothing to do with it.

210 years, actually.
389.328SMURF::BINDEREis qui nos doment uescimur.Tue Nov 21 1995 14:2016
    .326
    
    > Speaking through the filters of the Christian faith, it would make no
    > sense for the Israelites to blindly believe somebody was a prophet had
    > they not actually been one.  The Mosaic law had stringent requirements
    > for a prophet
    
    Speaking through the filter of the Christian faith, Jack, have you no
    *idea* how many professing Christians really believe that Nostradamus
    was a true prophet?  Not a Christian prophet, but a true one.  Julius
    Caesar explained the phenomenon, and his explanation still holds true
    today:
    
    	Fere libenter homines id quod volunt credunt.
    
    	As a general rule, men willingly believe that which they desire.
389.329MKOTS3::JMARTINI press on toward the goalTue Nov 21 1995 14:3513
    Gerald:
    
    I was actually thinking of this passage...
    
    "And when the son was going down, a deep sleep fell upon Abram, and lo,
    a horror of great darkness fell upon him.  And God said unto Abram,
    know for sure that thy seed shall be a stranger in a land that is not
    theirs, and they shall serve them; and they shall afflict them four
    hundred years.  And also that nation, whom they shall serve, will I
    judge.  And they shall come out with great substance."  Genesis 15:
    13,14.   
    
    -Jack
389.330MKOTS3::JMARTINI press on toward the goalTue Nov 21 1995 14:378
    Dick:
    
    Yes, Nostradamus is considered a prophet by Christians; however, in
    order to be a true prophet of God, Nostradamus would have had to have
    an error free prediction record, if he were to adhere to the Mosaic
    law.
    
    -Jack
389.331NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Tue Nov 21 1995 15:146
Jack --

They were actually slaves for 210 years.  There are various explanations
for the discrepancy.  One is that they were supposed to be slaves for 400
years, but things got so bad (slavery was so harsh, morale was so bad) that
they got out early.
389.332MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Tue Nov 21 1995 15:152
:^)

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389.334Need slack?STOWOA::ROSCHThu Mar 07 1996 17:385
    also try
    
    http://mt.www.media.mit.edu/people/mt/subg/subg.html
    
    
389.335GENRAL::RALSTONFugitive from the law of averagesThu Mar 07 1996 18:343
Re: .334

Looks like a lifetime of wasted time. I got out because it appears addictive.
389.336Real Moral ValuesGENRAL::RALSTONOnly half of us are above average!Wed Apr 17 1996 14:2678
A good example of how concepts apply to everyone is in the subject of
morals. Understanding morals as being black and white absolutes, is
essential to defending against Plato's idea trap. The absoluteness of
morals may initially sound fundamentalist or conservative and even have
anti-freedom connotations (unlike "to each his own" or "don't be
judgmental" positions concerning morality). But, here is why morals as
absolutes are so important for freedom ideology.

First, a distinction must be made between morals and preferences.
Preferences vary from person to person and have nothing to do with actions
that hurt or benefit individuals. If one person prefers Chinese food to
Italian, (and one type of food isn't particularly more harmful or
beneficial than the other) that is a matter of preference, having nothing
to do with good or bad actions. Moral issues, on the other hand, deal with
situations related to benefiting or harming individuals. If life is the
standard, it is a totally objective subject whether an organism is
preserved or improved or not through a certain action.

If one accepts the idea of morals as being subjective, which can be done
easily if the distinction between morals and preferences are not made, then
doors open up to accept other Platonistic notions such as there being
realities other than objective reality (since morals are subjective, why
not the rest of reality). Objective reality can be considered subordinate
to a higher reality, giving people license to steal, kill, etc. in the name
of a higher reality. Instead of giving freedom, the subjective morality
mentality allows violent and deceptive people to use rationalizations to
control those who are not violent or deceptive. Making definite
determinations of what is moral or not is important to know what actions
enhance production and happiness and what do not.

Any chosen action that purposely benefits the human organism or society is
morally good and right. Any chosen action that purposely harms the human
organism or society is morally bad and wrong.

The following are required for healthy character and self-esteem: Conscious
striving for self-honesty; Unyielding loyalty to honesty; Productive
effort; Productive actions that increase values to others and society while
increasing effectiveness in dealing with reality; Recognition of the
inalienable right everyone has to his or her own life and property.

Refusal to sacrifice is by nature life enhancing and thus morally right.
Rejecting the initiation of force, threat of force, coercion, or fraud
against any individual for any reason is the foundation of morality.

In regards to force the end never justifies the means. All moral actions
are based on principles that prohibit initiatory force, threat of force,
coercion, and fraud as a means to accomplish ends, no matter how "noble."

A good example of how concepts apply to everyone is in the subject of
morals. Understanding morals as being black and white absolutes, is
essential to defending against Plato's idea trap. The absoluteness of
morals may initially sound fundamentalist or conservative and even have
anti-freedom connotations (unlike "to each his own" or "don't be
judgmental" positions concerning morality). But, here is why morals as
absolutes are so important for freedom ideology.

First, a distinction must be made between morals and preferences.
Preferences vary from person to person and have nothing to do with actions
that hurt or benefit individuals. If one person prefers Chinese food to
Italian, (and one type of food isn't particularly more harmful or
beneficial than the other) that is a matter of preference, having nothing
to do with good or bad actions. Moral issues, on the other hand, deal with
situations related to benefiting or harming individuals. If life is the
standard, it is a totally objective subject whether an organism is
preserved or improved or not through a certain action.

If one accepts the idea of morals as being subjective, which can be done
easily if the distinction between morals and preferences are not made, then
doors open up to accept other Platonistic notions such as there being
realities other than objective reality (since morals are subjective, why
not the rest of reality). Objective reality can be considered subordinate
to a higher reality, giving people license to steal, kill, etc. in the name
of a higher reality. Instead of giving freedom, the subjective morality
mentality allows violent and deceptive people to use rationalizations to
control those who are not violent or deceptive. Making definite
determinations of what is moral or not is important to know what actions
enhance production and happiness and what do not.

389.337WECARE::GRIFFINJohn Griffin ZKO1-3/B31 381-1159Wed Apr 17 1996 14:472
    
    There's an echo in .336.
389.338MKOTS3::JMARTINMadison...5'2'' 95 lbs.Wed Apr 17 1996 14:5019
ZZ   Any chosen action that purposely harms the human
ZZ   organism or society is morally bad and wrong.

ZZ  Refusal to sacrifice is by nature life enhancing and thus morally right.

 My mother grew up in a family of twelve children.  A bratty 17 year old boy 
would climb a tree outside my mothers house during dinner and yell, "Mrs. 
Smith, now make sure you give Margaret more potatoes...oops, don't forget to 
give Bobby more beans, etc.  My grandmother who was in her fifties at the time 
would yell, "BILLY MANZ YOU GO HOME RIGHT NOW".

A few years later Billy Manz was in the Battle of the Buldge.  A grenade 
landed in their foxhole, he took a dive on the grenade and saved six of his 
fellow comrads.  I get teary eyed thinking about it.

Is the above from the humanist manifesto?  How does the Billy Manz story fit
into the philosophy above?

-Jack
389.339STOWOA::ROSCHWed Apr 17 1996 15:403
    .336
    
    Ayn would be so proud...
389.340Good for Grandma!STOWOA::ROSCHWed Apr 17 1996 16:1249
    "Those who reject the principle of selfishness will find in the history
    of ethics two main alternatives. One is the primordial and medieval
    theory that man should sacrifice himself to the supernatural. The
    second is the theory that man should sacifice himself for the sake of
    other men. The second is known as "altruism," which is not a synonym
    for kindness, generosity or good will, but the doctrine that man should
    place others above self as the fundamental rule of life.
    ...
    The advocates of self-sacifice, in either version, have never demanded
    consistency. They have not asked men to sacifice their goods,
    pleasures, goals, values, and ideas as a matter of principle. Even the
    saints had to eschew such a course, which would be tantamount to
    instant suicide. The moralist of selflessness expect a man to go on
    functioning, working, achieving - else he would have no values to give
    up. They expect him to execise his mind for his own sake and survival,
    and then to deny his judgement as the spirit moves them. They expect
    him to be ruled by whim, the whim of the relevant authority or
    beneficiary, whenever it injects itself into the process and demands to
    be paid off.
    	These moralists expect you to live your life on a part-time basis
    only, while trying to get away on the side with sundry acts of
    self-immolation, just as drug addicts pursue some regular nourishment
    while trying to get away with their periodic fixes.
    	Neither of these contradictions, however, is practicable. Man's
    life does not require adherence to a principle. Nor is the above a
    distortion of the theory of self-sacrifice. It is what that theory
    actually means. Short of suicide, this is all that can be denoted in
    reality by the notion of a living entity practicing "anti-egoism."
    	The content of the "good" should now be clear. The good, in Ayn
    Rands view, is man the indivvidual sustaining life by reason, his life,
    with everything such a goal requires and implies."
    
    So here's this poor kid who just wants attention.  He climbs a tree and
    irritates the family while they're eating. Maybe he wants some
    attention because he's unloved at home? Maybe he hopes to be invited in
    for a meal because there's no food at home? He's making a plea for
    charity in his own way.  And Grandma tells him to beat it. Later, in
    the Battle of the Bulge (sic?) he thinks back at those mean words and
    says to himself "I'll show her!" and commits suicide by throwing
    himself on a hand-grenade. 
    
    Obviously Grandma was right.  She was feeding her family. Her values of
    self-reliance were passed down to her grandchildren (most of them) who
    probably were born because of these values.
    
    Poor bratty kid blows himself up. No grandchildren are created with the
    idea that they can demand others to provide them with charity.
    
    All in all, the world is better off.
389.341MKOTS3::JMARTINMadison...5'2'' 95 lbs.Wed Apr 17 1996 16:196
    Billy Manz was a fat little wise ass of a kid who bugged grandma for
    the sheer enjoyment of pissing her off.  But Billy Manz was a
    nationalist and apparently believed that in war, people die.  The war
    must be won at the highest cost.
    
    -Jack
389.342STOWOA::ROSCHWed Apr 17 1996 16:255
    Your first statment is uncharitable.
    
    Your second is unprovable.
    
    Your third is ignorant.  War must be won at the lowest cost.
389.343MKOTS3::JMARTINMadison...5'2'' 95 lbs.Wed Apr 17 1996 16:2911
    Billy Manz was willing to lay his life down for his fellow man, that's
    all I was trying to say.  He counted the cost and was willing to make
    the sacrifice.
    
    Re: my first statement, Billiy Manz had the reputation of Eddy Haskell.
    Uncharitable?  Not by a long shot, Billy didn't need to jump on a
    grenade in order to get attention.  Insinuating Billy died for
    superficial reasons is minimizing Billy's martyrdom.  Billy's death was
    a noble one, not the Mrs. Swartz psychobabble.
    
    -Jack
389.344PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BWed Apr 17 1996 16:322
 .343  Mrs. Swartz?  who dat?
389.345MKOTS3::JMARTINMadison...5'2'' 95 lbs.Wed Apr 17 1996 16:466
    She was my braindead socialist guidance counselor in grade school.  In
    other words, more of a danger to the kids than an asset.  
    
    They moved her to Brookline though so it's neither here nor there.
    
    -Jack
389.346STOWOA::ROSCHWed Apr 17 1996 16:5918
    "Billy Manz was a fat little wise ass of a kid who bugged grandma for
    the sheer enjoyment of pissing her off.  But Billy Manz was a
    nationalist and apparently believed that in war, people die.  The war
    must be won at the highest cost."
    
    What does 'fat' have to do with it?
    What does 'little' have to do with it?
    Do only nationalist believe that in war people die?
    
    So I guess that any obese, diminuative, patriotic person - according to
    your definition - enjoys irritating other people?
    
    Jack - how tall are you and what do you weigh? 
    
    
        
    
    
389.347BIGQ::SILVAMr. LogoWed Apr 17 1996 17:088

	Well, at least with Billy Manz, Jack moved from using a woman as the
thing he talked about to a man. But with Billy came the hero, and then he went
back to the woman being an idiot. Jack, when will you learn?


Glen
389.348MKOTS3::JMARTINMadison...5'2'' 95 lbs.Wed Apr 17 1996 17:1921
 6'1", 198 lbs.  Sorry if I disparaged our horizontally challenged.  It
    wasn't intentional.  
    
 Z   Well, at least with Billy Manz, Jack moved from using a woman as the
 Z   thing he talked about to a man. But with Billy came the hero, and then
 Z   he went
 Z   back to the woman being an idiot. Jack, when will you learn?
    
    Ahh...officer Glen reporting.  See everybody, Glen is a bean counter. 
    How many victims did we have today Glen?  Glen, the fighter of truth
    and justice for all.  Always making it a gender issue or a race issue.
    As long as you're around Glen, suspicion will always exist and harmony
    between the races/sexes will be nullified.  But hey...you keep doing
    what you think needs to be done Glen.  That way we can all distrust
    each other because guys like me simply long for the old days...yes, the
    good ole days when men were men, women were women, and everybody knew
    their place.  
    
    Thank God for the ACLU huh Glen???
    
                     
389.349BIGQ::SILVAMr. LogoWed Apr 17 1996 17:3030
| <<< Note 389.348 by MKOTS3::JMARTIN "Madison...5'2'' 95 lbs." >>>

| Ahh...officer Glen reporting.  See everybody, Glen is a bean counter.

	Jack, it is an observation that has been forming from your notes over a
long period of time. I, and others have brought these things up to you.

| How many victims did we have today Glen? Glen, the fighter of truth and 
| justice for all. Always making it a gender issue or a race issue.

	With your notes, it's pretty easy to do, Jack. 

| As long as you're around Glen, suspicion will always exist and harmony between
| the races/sexes will be nullified.  

	Errr.... no..... as long as you continue to slam these things, then the
harmony will be nullified.

| That way we can all distrust each other because guys like me simply long for 
| the old days...yes, the good ole days when men were men, women were women, 
| and everybody knew their place.

	Wow... there is a wind up if I ever saw one. I ain't takin the bait. 

| Thank God for the ACLU huh Glen???

	Yes, thank God!


Glen
389.350STOWOA::ROSCHWed Apr 17 1996 19:3410
    Suppose it was a skinny red-headed tall young woman with freckles up
    the tree and, ten years later, she kills her abusive husband while he's 
    sleeping? (Just before he rolls over during sleep she shoves a hand-grenade
    under his stomach) Say, for example, he was 6'1" and 190+ lbs and kept 
    hectoring her on her responsibilities as a human production unit and 
    kept saying "The Lord saith.." and "The Bible says..." as a prefix to 
    every demand he made on her to serve him as the image and likeness of 
    his Lord while she padded about the cottage barefoot and preggy for the 
    4th time whilst nursing 3 wailing and whining gifts of the "The Lord" ? 
    (This has no point whatsoever - but the imagery is facinating)
389.351MKOTS3::JMARTINMadison...5'2'' 95 lbs.Wed Apr 17 1996 19:494
 Z   Suppose it was a skinny red-headed tall young woman with freckles up
 Z       the tree
    
    Depends.  Is freckles a dog or a cat???
389.352GENRAL::RALSTONOnly half of us are above average!Fri Apr 26 1996 16:0641
IMO the problems in the world today are related to irrational thinking. This
is thinking that is not based on reality but upon mystical hoaxes, sold like 
snake oil throughout the ages. This irrational thinking is leading us to 
self-destruction, destruction that is avoidable with the elimination of
irrationality such as worship of gods, dedication to bogus higher authorities,
be it gods, politicians, religious leaders, educators or others who claim they
know what is best for each individual, and default on individual thinking and
effort required to advance and obtain happiness.

The different outcomes, related to irrational or rational thinking, is readily
apparent. Health or unhealthy directions are seen as rationality or 
irrationality continues into the future. Some of these directions are:

	   Unhealthy Direction            Healthy Direction
	   (Irrational)			  (Rational)
	   -------------------		  -----------------
	 War between Nations	       Free and open borders
	 Time wasting worship	       Time spent thinking
	 Welfare and Charities	       Job expanding businesses
	 Forced Education	       Free choice learning
	 Unsafe streets		       Enjoyable evening walks
         Multiple Sex Partners         Romantic-Love Relationship
         Junk-Food Munching            Fine Dining
         TV Addiction   	       Business Addiction
         Topless Bars                  First-Class Resorts
         Discos                        Family Outings
         Gambling                      Investing
         Drugs & Alcohol               Physical Fitness
         Tabloids                      Classic Literature
         Coffee/Cigarettes             Decaf/Gum
         XXX Videos, Soaps             Quality Movies
         Gangs                         Clubs/Societies
         Occults                       Value-Based organizations
         Self-Destructive Friends      Value-Minded Family and Close Friends
         Cheap Thrills                 Serious Achievements
         "Hanging Out"                 Knowledge-Expanding Hobbies
         Street-Car Racing             Luxury-Car rides

The best comes from rational thinking, based of facts of reality. The worst 
comes from irrational thinking, based on mysticism and mind created realities.

389.353LANDO::OLIVER_Bapril is the coolest monthFri Apr 26 1996 16:081
    amen!
389.354BSS::PROCTOR_RPnut butter &amp; quiver sandwich pleeze!Fri Apr 26 1996 19:071
    all you people in this note thread are a bunch of Godless heathens.
389.355MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Fri Apr 26 1996 19:092
We prefer to think of ourselves as godless heathens.

389.356BSS::PROCTOR_RPnut butter &amp; quiver sandwich pleeze!Fri Apr 26 1996 19:132
    cool.
    
389.357BSS::SMITH_SFri Apr 26 1996 20:093
      So what happens when you die?
    -ss
    
389.358LANDO::OLIVER_Bapril is the coolest monthFri Apr 26 1996 20:111
    you die.
389.359MKOTS3::JMARTINMadison...5'2'' 95 lbs.Fri Apr 26 1996 20:231
    You go into oblivion.
389.360ACISS2::LEECHextremistFri Apr 26 1996 20:2616
    Tom, your thesis falls short when you realize that many, many people
    straighten thier lives out after a spiritual revelation.
    
    Many of those sitting on the pews of "mysticism" were once living life
    in your "irrational" list.  Through God, they have found a new life and
    a purpose, which has turned their life around.  In fact, this
    "mysticism" has moved them from your "irrational" list to your
    "rational" list (for the most part).  
    
    Since mysticism is irrational (on your list), how can such irrationality 
    lead to rationality and order, and on such a large scale?
    
    Who defines what is rational thought?  
    
    
    -steve                   
389.361LANDO::OLIVER_Bapril is the coolest monthFri Apr 26 1996 20:423
    |You go into oblivion.
    
    oblivion?  no.  you just die, that's all.
389.362BSS::SMITH_SFri Apr 26 1996 20:472
    What  about the spirit world?
    
389.363LANDO::OLIVER_Bapril is the coolest monthFri Apr 26 1996 20:491
    what about it?
389.364SMURF::BINDERUva uvam vivendo variatFri Apr 26 1996 20:491
    One rap for yes, two raps (or one Snoop Doggy Dogg) for no.
389.365SMURF::WALTERSFri Apr 26 1996 20:571
    It's a bumb rap.  You'll never take me alive......
389.366BSS::PROCTOR_RPnut butter &amp; quiver sandwich pleeze!Fri Apr 26 1996 20:584
    > What  about the spirit world?
    
    the spirit world is on 8th ave. in Cedar Falls, IA. and sells some
    really cool types of oddball spirits; 80 proof, 120 proof. etc.
389.367BSS::SMITH_SFri Apr 26 1996 21:012
    "Spirit World Liquors" is also on G.O.G & Mark Dabling Blvd.
    -ss
389.368BSS::PROCTOR_RPnut butter &amp; quiver sandwich pleeze!Fri Apr 26 1996 21:084
    been there. don't remember doing that.
    
    good time tho.
    
389.369BSS::SMITH_SFri Apr 26 1996 21:102
    Can relate.
    					
389.370BSS::PROCTOR_RPnut butter &amp; quiver sandwich pleeze!Fri Apr 26 1996 21:121
    don't forget to change your note title; you missed a .69 snarf.
389.371BSS::SMITH_SFri Apr 26 1996 21:144
    Ah man. And I've been waiting to get one ever since I started noting. 
    I may never pop my cherry.
    -ss
    
389.372BSS::PROCTOR_RPnut butter &amp; quiver sandwich pleeze!Fri Apr 26 1996 21:206
     \|/
    - * -	<------------------ Pop! 
     /|\
    
    	just another service provided by your friendly friday fellow noter.
    	no charge.
389.373GENRAL::RALSTONOnly half of us are above average!Fri Apr 26 1996 21:456
     >Who defines what is rational thought? 
    
    The dictionary defines it as having or using the ability to reason.
    
    I will define it as using the conscious mind to determine reality and
    basing all subsequent action on reality.
389.374Adding to the fray!GENRAL::RALSTONOnly half of us are above average!Fri Apr 26 1996 22:145
     Clinging to irrational or mystical beliefs such as supreme creators or
    "higher authorities" is as crippling to human life and prosperity as 
    would be the clinging to the once popular belief that the Earth is
    flat or today's quickly fading belief that force-backed "authorities" or
    politicians can advance the well-being of any individual or society.
389.375SMURF::WALTERSMon Apr 29 1996 12:5619
    I'm always struck by the number of respected scientists that are
    also confirmed & devout christians.  Then there are the others who say
    that, for them, the jury is still out.   Until you have all the
    answers, there's nothing irrational about "mystical" beliefs, or
    the ability of such beliefs to manifest themselves as real human
    behaviour and also to promote rational scientific learning.
    
    If the gothic cathedral builders had not built their monuments to god,
    they would not have come to understand the engineering requirements and
    materials science necessary to accomplish their goals.  You can argue
    that their motivation and goals were irrational, but their
    methodolodies were highly rational.
    
    Colin
    
    
    
    
    
389.376STOWOA::ROSCHMon Apr 29 1996 18:259
    Many 'respected scientists' keep their religious beliefs very private.
    They neither admit to having a belief or admit to having no belief.
    'Popular' scientists - those who write big-time for the popular media
    such as Carl Sagan are very careful - see Demon Haunted World, eg.
    They argue against psi-related stuff, fake healing, UFOs etc. but go
    out of their way to dismiss religion from the occult while never
    putting religion through the same test. Discouraging buyers of your
    latest book by proclaiming yourself to be an atheist is anti-capitalist
    and irrational from a career perspective. Selfishness before truth :-)
389.377don't get itGAAS::BRAUCHERWelcome to ParadiseMon Apr 29 1996 18:274
    
      I don't see how being a theist is a problem for a scientist.
    
      bb
389.378SMURF::BINDERUva uvam vivendo variatMon Apr 29 1996 18:571
    Nor do I.
389.379God was behind it, that's all.EVMS::MORONEYyour innocence is no defenseMon Apr 29 1996 19:461
The Roman Catholic church even accepts the Big Bang theory as acceptible.
389.380POLAR::RICHARDSONA message by wormMon Apr 29 1996 20:391
    I wonder if they think it's acceptable though....
389.381BUSY::SLABOUNTYGTI 16V - dust thy neighbor!!Mon Apr 29 1996 20:434
    
    	Probably not ... you know, the universe getting its rocks off
    	out of wedlock and all.
    
389.382GENRAL::RALSTONOnly half of us are above average!Mon Apr 29 1996 21:184
    Most scientists, with vested interests in the present civilization, such 
    as tax-funded livelihoods, will resist identifying that which would 
    interfere with their comfortable little worlds. They are seeking praise 
    and acceptance. They must avoid rocking their cash laden boat.
389.383unrelatedGAAS::BRAUCHERWelcome to ParadiseTue Apr 30 1996 12:5314
    
      Well, I belong to a professional association of scientists in a
     particular field, and attend their meetings off-and-on.  Science
     starts, not with generalizations, but with absolutely rigorous
     attention to details and minutae.  A woman spends 20 years modelling
     the crystallization dynamic in the hornblendes.  A man computerizes
     models of 3000 instances of the geometries of spider webs.  Nothing
     even remotely related to large philosophical or religious questions
     ever comes up.  If I asked them their philosophical or religious
     positions were, I'm sure they would be surprised I asked, and
     wouldn't see it as relevant.  And I bet I could never guess who had
     what philosophical beliefs.
    
      bb
389.384GENRAL::RALSTONOnly half of us are above average!Tue Apr 30 1996 14:379
    Though I think that scientists are generally a net value to society, the
    majority (this is my observation, I do not have data to back this up)
    appear to be living off some government or organizational grant. They
    are paid to look for specific outcomes. If scientists were paid based
    on new theories proven or discovered, as opposed to being funded to
    contunually research a specific outcome (super collider project is a
    good example along with research based on the single point theory),
    science would advance at a furious pace and the benefit to human life
    would be perhaps a thousand times more than at present. 
389.385STOWOA::ROSCHThu May 02 1996 16:3921
    
    
    
    Scientist works for tobacco company. Does the scientist smoke?
    Does the scientist publish findings that cigarette smoking is harmful
    in public journals?
    (maybe after the kids are through college?)

    "Excuse me Dr. Winston Salem - do you smoke?"
    "Why do you ask?" the Dr. replies.
    "We just want to know by how much you've separated your need of
    earning a living and your value of your own health"
    "Ask me in 3 years after my daughter finishes law school", the Dr.
    replies "maybe then I'll answer. I might even report some discoveries
    on Cancer and tar"
    "Why not now?"
    "Will you pay my pension and retirement?"

    This essentially separates the scientist from the inventor. Curiously,
    the greatest inventor was St. Paul. Go figure...

389.386LANDO::OLIVER_Bmay, the comeliest monthFri May 31 1996 16:2219
    i feel the need to revel in my atheism.  many times in the
    past when i have told people of my atheism, they have looked
    askance and have changed the subject so fast that it made my
    head spin.  oh well, it's not for all people, i suppose.  i
    just wish people were a little more open-minded to the thought
    that god does not exist and that immortality is basically a 
    an idea that just makes some people more comfortable with 
    their own demise.  but hey, whatever floats yer boat.
    
    i take great solace when i meet someone who is secure in his
    or her own humanity and who believes that it's actually a good
    thing to be human.  people whose inner values and strengths are
    not dependent on some external sky-god or whatever.  not to say
    that those sky-god people don't have values!  they're just 
    different, somehow.  and i value that!  believe me, i do!
    
    yours in atheism!  
    
    
389.387GMASEC::KELLYQueen of the JungleFri May 31 1996 16:424
    <looking askance at Oph>
    
    {Oph's head spinning}
    
389.388BULEAN::BANKSFri May 31 1996 16:4514
    I too have felt like I've gotten a lot of **** for being an atheist. 
    In the past, lots of people have tried to help me.
    
    I have often been asked "If you don't believe in god, what do you have
    to live for?"  I still find this to be an odd question.
    
    Then again, I am happy to apply the following labels to me (and feel no
    need to apologize for them):
    
    atheist, bisexual, humanist, transsexual, liberal, feminist,
    
    and....
    
    PeeCee owner.
389.389WECARE::GRIFFINFri May 31 1996 16:506
    A number of committed atheists have expressed second thoughts about
    their atheism after near-death experiences.
    
    The late British philosopher A. J. Ayer comes to mind.
    
    
389.390CSLALL::HENDERSONEvery knee shall bowFri May 31 1996 16:547

 ..nice snarf there!



  
389.391LANDO::OLIVER_Bmay, the comeliest monthFri May 31 1996 16:563
    |"If you don't believe in god, what do you have to live for?"
    
    that is an odd question.  what do you suppose they mean?
389.392BULEAN::BANKSFri May 31 1996 17:0833
Dunno.  Must mean something, 'cause I keep getting asked that question.

What I have to live for:

I don't know why I'm here, and the longer I live, the more I come to
believe the question "why am I here?" to be largely irrelevant.  I don't
know where I'm going after I die, but the only explanation that I have
personally found plausible is that I will simply cease to exist.  This
makes me an atheist.

But, I am here, and since I have experienced no alternatives to being here,
I am free to define my existence in whatever way feels best to me.  The way
I choose is that my life is a gift that my parents gave to me.  I should
not squander this gift, nor should I disrespect others with the same gift.

It is my responsibility to be true to this; to honor myself as best as I
can, and to honor others with the same gift as best as I can.  Since I can
only be certain of that which I have experienced, it seems decent to try to
make my own life and the lives of those around me as comfortable and
enriching as possible, and to do so in a way that harms others as little as
possible -- or not at all, if possible.

If what I experience here is all that I will know, then it is my duty to
know, to feel, to experience, and to love as best I can, and to help others
do the same (if they indeed want my help), because when my time comes, I do
not want to spend my last moments bathed in regret.

That's what I live for.

I'll step out of that and note that this was worded about as sincerely and
authentically as I know how.  I realize that this forum probably isn't the
right place for that, so I'll stop now, and let everyone else pick it
apart.
389.393LANDO::OLIVER_Bmay, the comeliest monthFri May 31 1996 17:259
    yes.  i, too, find that "why am i here?" sort of question
    more and more irrevelant.  it's like asking "why do some
    really good people suffer and die at a hideously early age?"
    there's no real satisfying answer to that question.  and if
    you make one up, you are just fooling yourself.
    
    
    
      
389.394Not exactly second thoughts...STOWOA::ROSCHFri May 31 1996 17:268
    
    Alfred Jules "A.J." Ayer, British philosopher (1910-1989). 
    
    "Theism is so confused and the sentences in which 'God' appears so
    incoherent and so incapable of verifiability or falsifiability that to
    speak of belief or unbelief, faith or unfaith, is logically
    impossible." [Language, Truth and Logic quoted in A History of God] 
    
389.395LANDO::OLIVER_Bmay, the comeliest monthFri May 31 1996 18:221
    you could say that theism is steeped in obfuscation.
389.396SOLVIT::KRAWIECKItumble to remove jerksFri May 31 1996 18:253
    
    Suzanne Conlon's a theist???
    
389.397LANDO::OLIVER_Bmay, the comeliest monthFri May 31 1996 18:261
    why, i have no idear.
389.398SOLVIT::KRAWIECKItumble to remove jerksFri May 31 1996 19:433
    
    
    She's a theist, and a blind dear too????
389.399GENRAL::RALSTONOnly half of us are above average!Fri May 31 1996 22:341
    There is no god, but you!
389.400Duh on the forehead.EDITEX::MOOREGetOuttaMyChairSat Jun 01 1996 05:001
    Another Godless snarf.
389.401POLAR::RICHARDSONKinda rotten and insaneMon Jun 03 1996 21:051
    The moon prevents me from becoming an atheist.
389.402GENRAL::RALSTONOnly half of us are above average!Mon Jun 03 1996 21:371
       ?  
389.403LANDO::OLIVER_Bsnapdragons. discuss.Tue Jun 04 1996 13:213
    .402
    
    now there's an agnostic reply.
389.404GENRAL::RALSTONOnly half of us are above average!Tue Jun 04 1996 19:043
     >now there's an agnostic reply.
    
    True, soooo true. Do you think I'll get an answer?
389.405LANDO::OLIVER_Bsnapdragons. discuss.Tue Jun 04 1996 19:093
    |The moon prevents me from becoming an atheist.
    
    glenn, we wish to know more about you and this moon thing.
389.406PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BTue Jun 04 1996 19:276
>    glenn, we wish to know more about you and this moon thing.

	i was pretty sure i knew what he meant yesterday, but now
	you're making me wonder.

389.407Answer for TomJULIET::MORALES_NASweet Spirit's Gentle BreezeTue Jun 04 1996 19:301
    
389.408CSLALL::HENDERSONEvery knee shall bowTue Jun 04 1996 19:313

 Well put, Nance!
389.409POLAR::RICHARDSONKinda rotten and insaneTue Jun 04 1996 19:433
    OK Di, now I'm wondering what you thought I meant.
    
    8^)
389.410GENRAL::RALSTONOnly half of us are above average!Tue Jun 04 1996 19:453
    What the hell are we talking about?!?!?!  
    
    I'm so confused.   :8{
389.411JULIET::MORALES_NASweet Spirit's Gentle BreezeTue Jun 04 1996 19:493
    Tom, oh previous-love-of-my-life, we still aren't talking.
    
    :-) :-) :-)
389.412LANDO::OLIVER_Bsnapdragons. discuss.Tue Jun 04 1996 20:011
    i'm wondering what di thought glenn meant.
389.413PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BTue Jun 04 1996 20:227
>    i'm wondering what di thought glenn meant.

	okay, well now i can't say, because if i'm wrong, i'll look
	even dimmer than usual.  but next time i see you, i'll whisper
	it to ya.

389.414GENRAL::RALSTONOnly half of us are above average!Tue Jun 04 1996 22:086
    >Tom, oh previous-love-of-my-life, we still aren't talking.
    
    I'll talk, I'll talk!!!
    
    
    I still don't get it, do I??   :)
389.415JULIET::MORALES_NASweet Spirit's Gentle BreezeTue Jun 04 1996 22:213
    .414
    
    No matter what you won't be getting it from me.
389.416GENRAL::RALSTONOnly half of us are above average!Tue Jun 04 1996 22:307
    Maybe somebody can draw me a picture!
    
                                         
    
    
    
    This ought to be good.   :)
389.418MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Thu Jun 20 1996 14:293
There's nothing any more particularly amazing about astrophysics than
any other sort - it's just a more difficult laboratory in which to work.

389.419SMURF::WALTERSThu Jun 20 1996 14:291
    So that's why you drop trou?
389.420POWDML::HANGGELI_8^p_Thu Jun 20 1996 14:3016
    
    Behold his flame, that placid dame, 
    the moon's celestial highness
    There's not a trace upon her face 
    of diffidence or shyness
    She borrows light that through the night 
    mankind may all acclaim her
    And truth to tell, she lights up well, 
    so I for one don't blame her.
    
    Oh pray make no mistake, we are not shy
    We're very wide awake, the moon and I
    Oh pray make no mistake, we are not shy
    We're very wide awake, the moon and I.
    
    
389.417POLAR::RICHARDSONHere we are now, in containersThu Jun 20 1996 14:3218
OK, here's the moon deal which prevents me from being an atheist:

Besides its romantically awe inspiring beauty, as a good friend once put it, 
it has many other qualities which make me wonder.

From our perspective, the moon is exactly the same size as the sun. Amazing
and, in a way, comforting. Solar eclipses are incredible.

The moon rotates once per every revolution around the earth, so, we always see 
the same side of it. Amazing and, in a way, comforting.

The phases of the moon are a wonderful way to keep track of time.

It gives us our fairly predictable tides but its mass is not too great to 
cause us any harm.

What a wonderful thing the moon is. I simply cannot believe that this is all
just an accident. If so, the earth is the greatest cosmic coincidence.
389.422SMURF::WALTERSThu Jun 20 1996 14:3321
    
    There's a moon over bourbon street tonight 
    I see faces as they pass beneath the pale lamplight 
    I've no choice but to follow that call 
    the bright lights, the people, and the moon and all 
    I pray everyday to be strong 
    For I know what I do must be wrong 
    Oh you'll never see my shade or hear the sound of my feet 
    While there's a moon over bourbon street 
    
    She walks everyday throught the streets of New Orleans 
    She's innocent and young from a family of means 
    I have stood many times outside her window at night 
    To struggle with my instinct in the pale moonlight 
    How could I be this way when I pray to God above 
    I must love what I destroy and destroy the thing I love 
    Oh you'll never see my shade or hear the sound of my feet 
    While Oh you'll never see my shade or hear the sound of my feet 
    While there's a moon over bourbon street. 
    
    
389.423moonedGAAS::BRAUCHERWelcome to ParadiseThu Jun 20 1996 14:344
    
      This is lunacy.
    
      bb
389.424MKOTS3::JMARTINMadison...5'2'' 95 lbs.Thu Jun 20 1996 14:421
    Yastrzemski was the son of a potato farmer!
389.425RUSURE::EDPAlways mount a scratch monkey.Thu Jun 20 1996 15:2229
    Re .417:
    
    > From our perspective, the moon is exactly the same size as the sun.
    
    No, it is not.
    
    > The moon rotates once per every revolution around the earth, so, we
    > always see  the same side of it. Amazing and, in a way, comforting.
    
    That's not coincidence; orbiting bodies pull on each other.  When a
    body is not both completely solid and completely symmetrical, that pull
    tends to slow down rotation.  After enough time, rotation stops (with
    respect to the orbit).
    
    > The phases of the moon are a wonderful way to keep track of time.
    
    So are days or stars.
    
    > . . . is not too great to cause us any harm.
    
    Intelligent species can only evolve where conditions allow them to
    evolve, so this is no coincidence either.
    
    
    				-- edp
    
    
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389.426EVMS::MORONEYIt's alive! Alive!Thu Jun 20 1996 15:4823
>    > From our perspective, the moon is exactly the same size as the sun.
>    
>    No, it is not.

It actually varies in a range since the Moon's orbit isn't exactly circular. If
the moon is larger than the sun during an eclipse you get a total eclipse. If
it's smaller than the sun during an eclipse you get an annular eclipse.  (there
was a nice annular eclipse visible in New Hampshire a few years ago) 

>    > The moon rotates once per every revolution around the earth, so, we
>    > always see  the same side of it. Amazing and, in a way, comforting.
>    
>    That's not coincidence; orbiting bodies pull on each other.

Yup.   Because the earth is so much more massive than the moon its tides on
the moon are much greater than the moon on earth.  Again because the moon is
so much smaller than earth it took much less time for tidal effects to spin the
moon down to a tidally locked state.  (The tides of the moon on Earth slow
its rotation down as well, but it would take billions of years before Earth
will be tidally locked to the moon, long after the sun is dead)

I believe nearly all moons of planets in the solar system are tidally locked
to their parent planet.
389.427MKOTS3::JMARTINMadison...5'2'' 95 lbs.Thu Jun 20 1996 15:525
 Z   I believe nearly all moons of planets in the solar system are tidally
 Z   locked to their parent planet.
    
    Kind of like many federal workers or people who have been on welfare
    for countless years?
389.428POLAR::RICHARDSONHere we are now, in containersThu Jun 20 1996 17:141
    Near as, dammit.
389.429My thought for the day. FWIWGENRAL::RALSTONOnly half of us are above average!Thu Jun 27 1996 13:3813
    If a person has a firm enough grasp of things, i.e. their surroundings
    and reality, they will be able to control their surroundings. And, through
    that ability, they can predict the outcome of future events.  For example, 
    I can predict that I will increase my income in the next month.  To do 
    that, I must prepare and plan ahead, work harder, etc. to ensure that 
    result comes about.  I can predict this because I can control the 
    situation. And when more and more people realize this, become more 
    self-reliant, honest, and productive, and develop this ability, 
    authoritarian institutions such as government, religion, the media, etc.
    will lose their influence over individuals and the world will "be a better 
    place" due to advances in technology, education, the arts, etc...
    
                                             
389.430Don't give up your day job.KAOFS::D_STREETThu Jun 27 1996 13:489
    GENRAL::RALSTON
    
    >>I can predict this because I can control the situation.
    
     People are lucky if they can control themselves. To think one can
    control the environment one lives in is either a mistaken belief, or
    a God complex.
    
    						Derek.
389.431bartender, i'll have what he's drinking...GAAS::BRAUCHERWelcome to ParadiseThu Jun 27 1996 14:025
    
      pollyanna hogwash.  for all you know, lightning will strike
     you tomorrow.
    
      bb
389.432GENRAL::RALSTONOnly half of us are above average!Thu Jun 27 1996 14:449
    >People are lucky if they can control themselves.
    
    Perhaps this is why you are stuck in a dead end job.
    
    >pollyanna hogwash.  for all you know, lightning will strike you tomorrow.
    
    So I assume then that you never plan anything. Just sit at home hiding
    under a blanket do you? Watch out, there might be a poisonous insect
    there.
389.433Don't ASS-U-ME, there is an old saying about it.KAOFS::D_STREETThu Jun 27 1996 15:1215
    GENRAL::RALSTON
    
    >>Perhaps this is why you are stuck in a dead end job.
    
     In that you have no idea who I am or what I do, why would you say
    this? I find when people are off base like this, they are often taking
    there own situation and attributing it to others.
    
     Don't get me wrong, people have a very large influence over what
    happens to them in this life, but to say one has control, is over
    stating the point. If you can't see that 1 of a 1,000,000,000 things
    can cause you to loose control of events in your life, you are not 
    looking.
    
    							Derek.
389.434JULIET::MORALES_NASweet Spirit's Gentle BreezeThu Jun 27 1996 16:133
    .433
    
    Boy you got that right.  
389.435HappenstanceSCASS1::BARBER_Aout of my wayThu Jun 27 1996 17:434
    You can't control the weather or the actions of another human being.  
    You can control your actions and reactions.  To me, there is a lot more 
    you are in control than you realize.  Why live your life up against the
    wall of no control?  
389.436working on itHBAHBA::HAASmore madness, less horrorThu Jun 27 1996 17:464
>    You can't control the weather or the actions of another human being.  

I'm sure the Trilateral Commission is working on the former having become
somewhat a master of the latter...
389.437in betweenGAAS::BRAUCHERWelcome to ParadiseThu Jun 27 1996 17:5219
    
      You're right, of course, that we have some control, but not
     complete control.  I think believing you have NO control is
     an excuse for not trying very hard - it's a cop-out.  But
     believing you have COMPLETE control leads to numerous other
     bad things : blaming yourself too much, blaming others, trying
     for things you have no chance of attaining.
    
      The best thing is to look the truth straight in the eye, if you
     can.  You can improve your odds through effort, but there are no
     sure things in life, not for anybody.  There is no point at which
     you have improved your odds so much that you can't improve them
     more.
    
      A good metaphor is in mountain climbing.  The expert is very much
     safer than the novice or the average.  But on a bad day, the experts
     can die no matter what they do.  That's life.
    
      bb
389.438SCASS1::BARBER_Aout of my wayThu Jun 27 1996 17:595
    I guess we agree.  You're basically saying that natural conditions and
    your environment in general are completely out of your control.  I'm
    basically saying that your attitude, temper, opinions, and especially
    your will are within your control.  Do not surrender these things to
    things that are out of your control.
389.439GENRAL::RALSTONOnly half of us are above average!Thu Jun 27 1996 19:573
    >In that you have no idea who I am or what I do
    
    Apologies, I meant to put a :) but inadvertently left it off.
389.440GENRAL::RALSTONOnly half of us are above average!Thu Jun 27 1996 20:152
    Humans are conscious beings, who can achieve anything by simply 
    exerting the required honesty, logic, discipline, effort and reason. 
389.441PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BThu Jun 27 1996 20:184
>  <<< Note 389.440 by GENRAL::RALSTON "Only half of us are above average!" >>>

	that warrants a "horse foofey", that does.

389.442GENRAL::RALSTONOnly half of us are above average!Thu Jun 27 1996 20:201
    some people just don't have any self-esteem.   :)
389.443THEMAX::SMITH_Ssmeller's the fellerThu Jun 27 1996 21:361
    Ed shouldn't post any more notes until he reads this whole topic.
389.444THEMAX::E_WALKERThu Jun 27 1996 21:371
         Did I ever say I was an atheist? 
389.445GENRAL::RALSTONOnly half of us are above average!Thu Jun 27 1996 21:403
    >Did I ever say I was an atheist?
    
    No, but that's OK, we welcome you anyway.   :)
389.446MKOTS3::JMARTINMadison...5'2'' 95 lbs.Thu Jun 27 1996 21:445
    Ed, why don't you go over to an appropriate string and share your faith
    with us.  Then we can rant about how unashamed you are of the God you
    serve.
    
    -Jack
389.447MFGFIN::E_WALKERThu Jun 27 1996 21:451
         Where? How do you know I "serve" anything?
389.448MKOTS3::JMARTINMadison...5'2'' 95 lbs.Thu Jun 27 1996 21:596
    Well, I don't.  But if you are a man, I would expect you would speak
    proudly of what you believe.
    
    Many in our history have done similar.  Some have died for it while
    others were iconed for it.  Why don't you act as a man instead of
    appearing as one destined for the Employee Assistance Program?
389.449I should just stop thinking, I guess! :)GENRAL::RALSTONOnly half of us are above average!Fri Jun 28 1996 13:4934
    I see a difference between morality and personal ethics. Morality is the 
    same for all.  Murder, violence, theft, dishonesty are examples of what I 
    believe to be immoral and I think "most" others believe the same.  Personal 
    ethics for me include monogamy, respect, responsibility, equality, 
    individualism, loyalty, etc. IMO morals can be viewed publicly as a set of 
    "ground" rules that every individual in a society accepts without question 
    as being "right".  Ethics are a highly personal matter that make up each
    individuals own set of rules and further breaks down what is right in the
    mind of the individual.  This personal set of rules determines the
    individual's behavior.  The base for most individual's ethics is the same
    as what is moral.  That is where the confusion comes from.  Because most
    individuals see the moral base in their personal ethics they assume ethics
    and morality are interchangeable. It is inappropriate for one individual 
    to force his personal ethics on another.  Yet our society does it all the 
    time.  Our lawmakers use ethics as a base for our laws.  Recreational drug 
    use is determined to be unethical by most and now we have a law that says 
    buying and selling drugs for recreational purposes is illegal.  Having sex 
    for money is unethical by some so now we have a law saying prostitution is 
    illegal.  At one time drinking alcohol was unethical and at one time there 
    was a law making it illegal to buy, sell or make it.  Nude human bodies 
    are unethical to some so we have the indecency laws.
    
    In my opinion, an immoral person is a criminal.  An unethical person only
    lacks values. Even in an "uncivilized" society, the individuals will 
    recognize what is moral.  There is seldom moral conflicts between two 
    different "societies", however you will always see a conflict of ethics.
    
    To some, including me, force of any degree, such as taxation is
    unethical. To others it is ethical.  It does not mean that taxation is 
    also moral or immoral unless the taxation can only be done by murder, 
    violence, theft, or dishonesty.
    
    Argue ethics if you want. But, I believe morals to be an absolute.
               
389.450May be redundant from previous replies, but...N2DEEP::SHALLOWSubtract L, invert WTue Jul 02 1996 23:38118
 To address the note topic, "How athiests should act in the box", I offer the
following for your consideration.

 1) Act as you wish within the restraints of P&P's, and be respectful of others.

 2) Since you believe there is no God, or other higher authority one must give
 an account of their life to, do whatever you want, who cares? Of course, there
 may be some consequences to such actions, but why should you care? After all,
 when you die, that's it. Nothingness. No reward for good, no punishment for 
 bad. Nada. No conciousness, no thought, nothing.

 But keep in mind, just in case you may be wrong, it may not be that way at all.

 For the life of me, I can't figure out how anyone can be a live and thinking
person, and deny the existance of God. This may be due to having been brought
up in a family that had faith in God, and to think otherwise, is just not 
possible for me, considering the many instances of "answered prayers" I have 
had over the years.

 Let's start with the small things, at the molecular level. Scientists long ago
discovered there is precise order to the way "all things" are made, and have 
made the  "Periodic Table of Elements" to show the different structure, and 
weight of the "known" elements. Specific numbers of protrons, neutrons, and 
electrons make up the matter, either individually, or in compound structures. 
Basic physics & chemistry facts, true, but necessary in my attempt to convince
you there is an incredible mind, far beyond our feeble level of comprehension, 
behind the "creation" we live in. I guess you could call these elements the 
"building blocks" of the known universe? Point is, to have order, to me, there 
had to be someone,  or something that put "order" into the things that we know 
exist. Since the elements "build" the things we perceive, doesn't there have to 
be a builder?

 Ok, slightly bigger "living" things: Insects, animals, fish, birds, trees,
flowers, plants, etc... Amazing number of various species we have here, JUST on
this planet. This shows, for one thing, creativity. To have creation, doesn't
there have to be a creator? If you subscribe to the "Big Bang" Theory, who lit
the fuse? If you believe in evolution, who started the "process"?

 Humans are supposedly the highest form of life we know of on the planet. 
Different from lower "species", as we reason, and talk. And in some peoples 
view, we have souls. From what I grasp from Biblical teachings, humans are 
tri-partite, having spirit, soul, and body. Is it coincidental that God 
(in Christian terms) created us in His image? (and His image is revealed to us 
as Triune, being The Father, Son, And Holy Spirit.) Problem with being tri-
partite, is not all parts have the same desires and goals, causing inner 
turmoil and conflict in some. 

 All living things are incredible examples of the intense mind that is behind
creating them. The human body, designed as it is, is limited. But that which
it does do, think, feel, hear, breathe, turn food into energy and dispose of
the rest, pro-create, and so much more, it is just too intricately designed for
me to think it came by random chance, out of some primordial ooze.

 Problem with humans, and all known living things, is since the fall of man, 
death has been a part of life, and the last part of life as we know it on 
earth. Being mortal has no advantages that I know of. So one would logically 
persue immortality, if there was a hope of there being such a thing. This is 
not a theory of re-incarnation, but one of an afterlife existance far better 
than that currently being experienced here. It is offered by the God you don't 
believe exists, so how can you possibly seek it? Kind of a nasty Catch-22. God
is a gentleman, and would not force his will on you, and you think He doesn't
exist, so how would it be possible for you to ask Him for it? It takes faith
to believe, but if you have no faith, there is no hope of being able to live 
and experience the heaven I'm sure you've heard of. 

 The earth, hanging in space, in it's orbit around the sun in this solar system
is another incredible example of a planned environment, to which there had to be
a planner. The solar system, spinning round in it's part of the "known" universe
is absolutely mind-boggling. It shows thought was put to the design. Again, to
me, there had to be a designer. I can't comment much on other dimensions, as
very little is known about them. However, if you believe in Biblical teachings,
there is a spiritual dimension, where the angels reside. Actually, whether you
believe it or not, it does exist. It is from this spiritual dimension, which has
existed from "eternity past", where the explaination of "why is there pain, and
suffering etc..." came from. The teachings of the Bible tell us there was a 
great war in heaven, following the rebellion of one of, if not THE highest
angelic being God ever created. Many speculate Lucifer was the leader of the
heavenly choir, so he would have been well known, and admired, thus the 1/3
of the angelic hosts followed him in his rebellion must of thought he was able
to win in a battle against God. (and I thought angels were SO smart too...what
a disappointment). But he was perfect in all ways until pride was found in his
heart. He took credit for what he had been gifted with, and thought so highly of
himself, he decided he wanted to sit in the throne of The Most High. So this
pride somehow distorted his ability to think clearly, thus his fall. His being
sent here is the explanation of all that is wrong with the world. His hatred of
God, and His creation, is seen in the material world, and is a reflection of
the war that rages in the spiritual dimension. It seems satan knows his fate, 
and desires to bring as many of the human souls as he can with him to his 
eternal place of punishment. So wouldn't you expect, as a strategical move on
the part of the enemy, to attempt to confuse the inhabitants of earth to think
there is no God, and IF they do happen to believe, confuse them with a wide 
variety of "gods" and religions to choose from? Well, that is, if you believe
there is a "devil". But if you can offer a better theory that would answer the
"why's" people ask, then feel free.

 What does the Bible say about athiests? Only thing I've found so far. is in 
Psalms 14:1..."The fool has said in his heart there is no God". So regardless
of your I.Q., or status in the eyes of your fellow man, or the degrees you hang
on the wall, God has said you are a fool. Feel free to argue that with Him. As
it would prove you are not a fool, to think you can talk to someone who you 
think doesn't exist. Or, be bold, and ask God to prove to you He is real. He 
just might, and what would you do then?

 There is so much more I could write, and others could contribute as well, to
contradict the unrealistic thoughts that there is no God. Why have I spent time
writing this you may wonder? Because I care. Why? I don't know? I just do. If
you ask yourself the 5 W's, Who am I, what am I, where am I, when am I, and why
am I, the hardest question to answer is the why. God offers an answer to that, 
in that He has allowed you to be part of the "great earth experiment", and
also offers the opportunity to live beyond this life in a better place. Of
course, it's YOUR choice to make. I hope some of these thoughts make it easier
to grasp the possibility atheism is a false belief, and that somewhere out 
there in the universe there is Someone who cared enough to send His Son to die 
in your place. 

 Regards,

 Bob
389.451THEMAX::EPPERSONI (castrate) my (self)Tue Jul 02 1996 23:4412
    Personally, I find the bible and the teachings of Jesus to be about as
    credible as Santa Claus. From what I`ve heard about the bible, it is
    packed full of contradictions. I hav`nt read it myself because it is so
    hard to understand. 
    Every preacher that you run into has a different take on the bible.
    They are self-rightious, and they lie. It seems to me that these
    people just want to live free off of the church. I need my money to
    support myself, not some bible thumper and his almighty flock.
    Although I would like to believe in God, I have never had any
    experiences to convince me that there is one. I`m open minded!
    I would like to look forward to spending eternity in heaven,
    but I just can`t believe.
389.452FABSIX::J_SADINFreedom isn't free.Tue Jul 02 1996 23:4810
    
    
    	The bible is meant to be interpreted by each individual. It is not
    black or white, right or wrong. Take a read of some of the newer
    "revised" editions....they're easy reading.
    
    
    jim
    
    
389.453JULIET::MORALES_NASweet Spirit's Gentle BreezeWed Jul 03 1996 00:084
    Try the NIV..
    
    But for some reason, I don't take your "desire" to understand very
    seriously.  Surprise me.
389.454MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Wed Jul 03 1996 00:2023
> For the life of me, I can't figure out how anyone can be a live and thinking
>person, and deny the existance of God.

For many it comes about as part of the realization that as man has become 
"more intelligent", in terms of learning more about the rational scientific
basis regarding what had traditionally been relegated to the realm of the 
"miraculous", or the "power of a supreme being" (largely due to ignorance of
his world), it becomes more acceptable to conclude that all which is observed 
can eventually be explained without falling back on myth or magic. 

>				 This may be due to having been brought
>up in a family that had faith in God, and to think otherwise, is just not 
>possible for me

That's fine for you, but not for many, including those of us brought up that
way. The sad part is that so many who "question" the beliefs of their upbringing
are criticized for so doing. Such criticism tends to be self-defeating anyway,
but ...

>		considering the many instances of "answered prayers" I have 
>had over the years.

Then again, somtimes "stuff" just happens.
389.455CSLALL::HENDERSONEvery knee shall bowWed Jul 03 1996 02:1819


 I would have loved to have some folks who don't believe in God, or think
 God is some crutch dreamed up by humans, to have been at the memorial
 service for my former pastor (killed in an accident last week) yesterday.
 One could not walk into that room and not feel the presence, one could
 not hear the testimony of people who knew him, and not believe that God
 is in control..

 The man at the wheel of the truck with which the pastor collided was present
 and was moved at the love this group showed him..

 There is a God..He is there and He is real, and He is not silent...we
 are not listening..many of us don't want to listen..



 Jim
389.456is God real? Does it matter?SMURF::BINDERErrabit quicquid errare potest.Wed Jul 03 1996 14:2046
    Is there actually a real noncorporeal God who dwells outside the space-
    time continuum?
    
    Nobody knows for sure.
    
    And it doesn't really matter, anyway.
    
    You see, what really matters is how people conduct their lives.
    
    The mere fact of belief in a God renders the God real in the hearts and
    minds of those who choose that belief.  Believers base their actions on
    what they perceive their God to want them to do.  For some, that is the
    epitome of love, kindness, consideration, and moral treatment of others
    with whom they interact.  For other believers, it's violence and hatred
    of all who do not buy into the party line.  Whichever way a believer is
    led, for that believer, God is real whether God actually exists or not.
    
    For nonbelievers, there are other compelling reasons for whatever paths
    are followed.  Morality, not "morals," is a driving force; and it leads
    nonbelievers into the very same paths, for good or evil, as a belief in
    God holds out for believers.
    
    If your God is real, that's fine.  He is real for you and you alone; he
    is not real for anyone else, even other believers, for each person sees
    God in his or her unique way.  God is a vision of which only the merest
    scrap can be conveyed from one person to another.  Trying to convince a
    nonbeliever to follow your unique vision is futile.
    
    So what can believers do?  They can teach morality, not "morals."  They
    can show by example why they believe instead of alienating by rebuke or
    preaching.  And they can learn to accept others for what they are.  The
    alternative is that hatred and contempt in which so many believers find
    themselves held by others, even by others who profess to follow the one
    true God.
    
    Children squabble because they have not learned how to treat other kids
    kindly and with respect.  Adults have learned these skills, and they do
    not squabble.  Chronological age has little or nothing to do with one's
    adulthood or childishness; this fact is patently obvious.  Religion, as
    the path to a higher consciousness, should be an adult thing.  It's not
    very adult, however, to berate others who disagree with you, even if it
    all happens in a forum like SOAPBOX.  The only excuse SOAPBOX offers is
    that that's what it's here for.  In the real world, what's the excuse?
    
    Is God real?  If he's real for you, great; but if he isn't real for the
    next guy, grow up and get off the guy's back.
389.457BULEAN::BANKSWed Jul 03 1996 14:263
.456:

Thank you.
389.458CNTROL::JENNISONIt's all about soulWed Jul 03 1996 15:066
    
    	re .456
    
    	What drivel.
    
    
389.459LANDO::OLIVER_Bit's about summer!Wed Jul 03 1996 15:103
    .458 
    
    one person's drivel is another person's belief.
389.460MKOTS3::JMARTINMadison...5'2'' 95 lbs.Wed Jul 03 1996 15:1111
 Z   Personally, I find the bible and the teachings of Jesus to be about as
 Z   credible as Santa Claus. From what I`ve heard about the bible, it
 Z   is packed full of contradictions. 
    
 Z   I hav`nt read it myself because it is so hard to understand.
    
    Does anybody else see a contradiction here?  I find it real
    enlightening when somebody draws a conclusion on a book they have never
    read or understood.
    
    -Jack
389.461CNTROL::JENNISONIt's all about soulWed Jul 03 1996 15:127
    
    
    re. bonnie
    
    	well, ya, ain't it always been that way ??
    
    
389.462LANDO::OLIVER_Bit's about summer!Wed Jul 03 1996 15:151
    why do you say binder's note is drivel, karen?
389.463No god required.GENRAL::RALSTONOnly half of us are above average!Wed Jul 03 1996 15:2434
The entire god concept is a mind created reality that has no business in
in a conscious rational world. Consider the false search in today's sciences 
and religions, especially in astro/quantum/particle physics and the Vatican. 
That search is for a Quantum/God Singularity and the Big Bang -- the fictional,
wished for birthplace of our forever evolving Universe.

World-class scientists have searched for that single point of creation. Yet,
the notion of Singularity contradicts the laws of nature and physics, as do
the mystical notions of perpetual motion, cold fusion, low-energy
nanotechnology, along with various mystical interpretations of chaos and
quantum mechanics. Many brilliant scientists are pursuing never ending
illusions that demand ever more tax money, such as the twelve-billion-dollar, 
super collider that once resided in Texas. Such pursuits can generate ever 
more intriguing but eventually meaningless science and mathematics.

Singularity is rationalized to occur in an infinite black hole collapsed to
an undefinable, single-point entity filled with mathematical stratagems
involving infinities. From such a single-point entity or Singularity, certain
physicists assert that our universe and all existence was born. In turn,
certain religionists enthusiastically point to Singularity as scientific proof 
of "God". For, the creation of our universe from Singularity would require a
"God" mystically preexisting in nothingness and creating a universe out of
nonreality. This is an unnecessary, impotent notion.

Why resort to mysticisms, nonrealities, and nothingness to explain the
creation of our universe? Why be stuck within such unreal and harmful
limitations? Consider the possibility that there are a seemingly infinite 
number of ordinary conscious beings throughout the rational civilizations 
existing among the universes. Most of those conscious beings, advanced perhaps 
millions of years beyond our present civilization, could have the power to
create far beyond any imagined creations of a mystical "God". And, unlike
the miracles of a made-up "God", conscious-being creations are real 
accomplished naturally, within the laws of physics. 

389.464SCASS1::BARBER_AI caught the moon todayWed Jul 03 1996 15:291
    Well, this sucks.  Who's right?
389.465MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Wed Jul 03 1996 15:324
They're all right.

God is a breath mint AND a candy mint.

389.466JULIET::MORALES_NASweet Spirit's Gentle BreezeThu Jul 04 1996 21:4310
    ::Ralston
    
    
    Almost every rule by which we live to enjoy a peaceful co-existence can
    be found in the Bible.  
    
    You are not thinking up anything you haven't learned [which source is
    supplied by Lord Jehovah].
    
    
389.467MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Thu Jul 04 1996 23:574
> [which source is supplied by Lord Jehovah].

Or common sense, attributable to the writer(s) and years of life experience.

389.468POLAR::RICHARDSONI shower naked, man. NAKED!Fri Jul 05 1996 06:185
    This is what drives me crazy. Everybody thinks they're right. I thought
    I was right only to wake up one day to discover that everything was
    wrong. I was wrong. No doubt I'm still wrong. No doubt I will never be
    right. I'm pretty sure I'm right about this, but who knows, I could be
    wrong.
389.469POWDML::HANGGELIHeartless JadeFri Jul 05 1996 12:474
    
    8^)
    
    
389.470ACISS2::LEECHMon Jul 08 1996 12:5920
    .451
    
    Just as an FYI, the Santa legend is *based* on a real live person from
    history.  A very charitable man of God, FWIW.
    
    Of course, as with any legend, things tend to get exaggerated.  8^)
    
    
    On a more serious note, I have an honest question for you.  You say
    the Bible is full of contradictions, yet you say you have never read
    it.  How do you know it is full of contradictions if you haven't read
    it?  
    
    If you have any real interest (probably not, but I'm in a help mood
    today  8^) ), there are translations out there that are much easier
    to read than the King James or NIV Bibles.  Translations that read in a
    more "modern" way.
    
    
    -steve
389.471ACISS2::LEECHMon Jul 08 1996 13:119
    .463
    
    You have an easier time believing in all-powerful ET's than in God?  
    
    My friend, you have faith whether you realize it or not.  Your
    faith is only aimed in a different direction than is mine. 
    
    
    -steve
389.472DRDAN::KALIKOWMindSurf the World w/ AltaVista!Mon Jul 08 1996 13:346
    AzamattaofFack, I personally visited the Church of Saint Nicholas (the
    eponymous Saint Nick hisself) in the lovely city of Side, Turkiye, just
    last month.  I was pretty underwhelmed, mostly since the bones of the
    holy man himself had been stolen away by denizens of the Italian city
    of Bari some centuries before and no one had thunk to tell me.
    
389.473SMURF::BINDERErrabit quicquid errare potest.Mon Jul 08 1996 14:208
    .466
    
    > Almost every rule by which we live to enjoy a peaceful co-existence can
    > be found in the Bible.
    
    And most or all of them can also be found in the writings of other
    religions, such as Buddhism and Confucianism.  Judaeo-Christianity is
    not original in its message of love and cooperation.
389.474With the assistance of the angels assigned to the NationsCOVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertMon Jul 08 1996 14:247
re .473

But of course the Christian Theological position is that God the Holy Spirit
moves even the followers of pagan religions towards those things which are
true and good.

/john
389.475PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BMon Jul 08 1996 14:296
   .473  what drivel.



	 aagagag.  just kidding.
389.476SMURF::BINDERErrabit quicquid errare potest.Mon Jul 08 1996 14:344
    .474
    
    Odd how God the Holy Spirit has managed to move all those awful pagan
    religions toward everything true and good except the One True God...
389.477MKOTS3::JMARTINMadison...5'2'' 95 lbs.Mon Jul 08 1996 14:406
    Dick:
    
    There is a difference in doing good deeds as a vehicle for mewriting
    favor, and doing good deeds as directed by the Holy Spirit.
    
    -Jack
389.478JULIET::MORALES_NASweet Spirit's Gentle BreezeMon Jul 08 1996 15:026
    Original Binder?  You claim to know for a fact that Judeo-Christian
    principles are not original...  interesting, but not surprising.
    
    I believe they are.  Now you are NOT surprised by that, I'm sure.
    
    
389.479SMURF::BINDERErrabit quicquid errare potest.Mon Jul 08 1996 15:466
    .478
    
    > Judeo-Christian principles ... not original
    
    Well, since we can see the same principles in religious writings
    predating the Exodus, yeah, I'd say they're not original with the Jews.
389.480JULIET::MORALES_NASweet Spirit's Gentle BreezeMon Jul 08 1996 15:481
    The Exodus as in the movement or in the book? 
389.481POWDML::HANGGELIHeartless JadeMon Jul 08 1996 15:533
    
    Great, now I'll be humming the theme from the movie Exodus all day.
    
389.482LANDO::OLIVER_Bit's about summer!Mon Jul 08 1996 16:032
    all i can say is boy, was paul newman peaking during
    that movie!
389.483JULIET::MORALES_NASweet Spirit's Gentle BreezeMon Jul 08 1996 16:063
    .482
    
    Paul Newman??? :-) :-) :-) :-)
389.484COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertTue Jul 09 1996 22:1131
389.485GENRAL::RALSTONOnly half of us are above average!Tue Jul 09 1996 22:241
    Well jesus christ, what do you think about that??  :)
389.486SCASS1::BARBER_AI caught the moon todayWed Jul 10 1996 13:271
    Wow!
389.487Kneeland was the last to be jailed....PERFOM::LICEA_KANEwhen it's comin' from the leftWed Jul 10 1996 13:4511
    
    Commonwealth v. Kneeland was in 1838 (and *GASP* gold fringe
    was being added to the American Flag at the time).  So it is of
    historical interest.  But probably not something that most citizens
    of the Commonwealth need to think about on a daily basis.
    
    (For god's sake, the requirement that elected officials of the
    Commonwealth take an oath that they "believe in the christain religion,
    and have a firm persuasion of its truth" was only removed in 1821.)
    
    								-mr. bill
389.488BIGQ::SILVAI'm out, therefore I amWed Jul 10 1996 13:484

	Bill, I was going to ask which century that law came from. Thanks for
providing it. Does this make John an extremist? :-)
389.489interesting colonial court records...GAAS::BRAUCHERWelcome to ParadiseWed Jul 10 1996 13:508
    
      Speaking of which, did you notice that in rummaging through
     old files down at the Boston courthouse, they've unearthed
     several late seventeenth century "witchcraft trial" records ?
     Not for Salem, for other cases.  At least one woman was apparently
     given 30 lashes in 1680, for "being a dastardly witch".
    
      bb
389.490RUSURE::GOODWINWe upped our standards, now up yoursWed Jul 10 1996 13:532
    How is that different from a regular witch?
    
389.491BIGQ::SILVAI'm out, therefore I amWed Jul 10 1996 13:537

	She should have been more like Samantha. Or Sabrina. They were good
witches.

	Btw, did anyone hear that they are going to do a tv show called Sabrina
the Teenage Witch?
389.492dunnoGAAS::BRAUCHERWelcome to ParadiseWed Jul 10 1996 14:005
    
      Well, dastardliness is in the eye of the beholder.  How would
     you know, for example, if you were a dastardly noter ?
    
      bb
389.493CONSLT::MCBRIDEIdleness, the holiday of foolsWed Jul 10 1996 14:001
    70% of all noters would believe you to be.
389.494MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Wed Jul 10 1996 14:086
389.495LANDO::OLIVER_Bit's about summer!Wed Jul 10 1996 14:282
    sounds kinda kinky.  french blaspheming and fireworks
    and all.
389.496SMURF::WALTERSWed Jul 10 1996 14:311
    Merde aloft!
389.497RUSURE::GOODWINwe upped our standards now up yoursWed Jul 10 1996 14:314
    French blasphemers are among the best.
    
    Is a dastard anything like a bustard?
    
389.498SMURF::BINDERErrabit quicquid errare potest.Wed Jul 10 1996 16:376
    .497
    
    > Is a dastard anything like a bustard?
    
    Only in that both can, under the proper circumstances, wear a coat of
    feathers.
389.499Some thoughts on previous repliesN2DEEP::SHALLOWSubtract L, invert WMon Jul 15 1996 20:28181
re: .451

 I would suggest you do as others recommended in finding a version of the Bible
that is easier to understand than the KJV. Basing your belief on what you've 
heard about the Bible isn't the recommended approach. Yes, there are some 
(many?) preachers & teachers that are self-righteous, and lie, and even worse,
mix enough truth in their lies to lead many astray, with the intent of monetary
gain. But not all are like this. There actually are sincere, God-fearing and
caring pastors & ministers out there in some of your local churches. 

 As far as your open mindedness, and desire to know about God, if in your
heart you are sincere, God will notice, and if you seek Him, will allow
you find Him. Feel free to mail me off line with questions, and I'll do the 
best I can to try and answer them. I too would like to see you in heaven,
as well as everyone else. As far as your perceived inability to believe, 
it's not something you can do with your mind anyway. The natural man (or
spiritually dead, unregenerated man) cannot percieve the things of God, 
for they are spiritually discerned. One must believe from the heart (spirit)
and that is a miracle in itself, and takes God's grace to make it happen.

re: .452

 Jim, I'm not sure if you're entirely correct on "The bible is meant to be 
interpreted by each individual." Since it was written BY God, through men,
God is also needed to help us understand what He wrote, and how it is to 
be interpreted. A simple prayer like "help me to understand" would help.

re: .454

 I have often questioned the beliefs of my upbringing, and also question many
of the beliefs I've found over the years since. Questioning shouldn't be 
criticized, but encouraged. Not questioning SHOULD be criticized. Don't take
things at face value, dig deeper, and you'll find deeper understanding, but,
you'll also find deeper questions. There has been much more than "answered
prayers" throughout my life thus far. I took a chance years ago, and asked,
(well, more demanded) God to prove Himself to me. Since then, He has, and more,
and I feel I've only scratched the surface of who God is. If even that much.

re: .456

 > Is there actually a real noncorporeal God who dwells outside the space-time 
 > continuum?

 Yes, and he MAY dwell inside the the space-time continuum as well, if He so
chooses to do such. (Which so many believe He did 2000 years as Jesus) But it 
is as difficult for me to prove this, as it would be for you, or anyone else, 
to disprove it.

 >no one knows for sure
 
 This is a truism, and why the subject of religion is generally termed "a
matter of faith". As someone mentioned in a previous reply, you can have
faith, however, it may not be pointed in the right direction. 

 >And it doesn't really matter, anyway.
 
 I couldn't disagree with you more. Of course it matters. If the eternal destiny
of the individual hangs in the balance of correct belief, it HAS to matter.
Just ask the millions of people on the earth who have an abiding faith in God.
The nature of their very existance would be radically altered if there were 
no God. Ethics, law, morality, justice, good, and evil are all logical 
derivatives of a belief in a supreme being, namely God. If people universally 
did not believe in God, chaos would reign. There would be no reason to act in 
any other than a self-satisfying manner, regardless of the consequences. The 
strongest would rule, and the weak would perish at their hands. Might would 
make right. Throughout history, we have seen the fallacy of this type of 
structured leadership. Nations, who by some concept of right and wrong, have 
risen up and defeated this way of thinking. Without a set of predefined 
guidelines, how can morality exist? Who sets the standards? Who says what is 
"right" and "wrong", and what IS wrong, what is moral, and what is immoral? 

 As far as God being different for each person, most of the Judeo-Christian
world would strongly disagree with you. We believe God has revealed Himself
through His divinely inspired word, and through specific actions which have
been witnessed by impartial observers. With a few insignificant exceptions, 
all Christians believe in the same God, with the same qualities, and the same
revealed nature. The differences between Christians arise from the dogmatic
aspects of religious theocracy, not from the revealed nature of God Himself.
 
 You mention that believers should "learn to accept others for what they are."
This is clearly false. Should I, or anyone else accept a murderer or a child 
molester for what he is? Of course not! We are to love the sinner, but hate 
the sin. Is that what you meant? 

 >Adults have these skills and they do not squabble

 Come on! Wars are started by adults! A great deal of the serious crimes are
commited by adults. It is obvious adults DO NOT have the skills necessary to 
stop squabbling, even the best educated, and "most enlightened" among us.

 > grow up and get off the guy's back 
 
 Who's back am I on? If I AM on anyone's back, it is in a sense of my seeing 
someone blindly headed towards a very unpleasant eternity, and tapping them 
on the shoulder and telling them they don't have to go that way. I would hope 
you would do the same for me, if the situation was reversed. And of course, 
if one doesn't want to hear about it next unseen will work just fine. I'm not 
in here thumping anyone, as having anything shoved down a throat will usually 
make one gag. I'm just trying to present a logical alternative to the problem 
of "lack of belief" atheists seem to have. I'm not touching doctrinal 
differences here. That's for another topic, or even another notesfile. In 
fact, feel free to venture into YUKON::CHRISTIAN for plenty of discussion 
notes on that, and other topics.

re: .463

 >The entire god concept is a mind created reality that has no business in
 >in a conscious rational world.

 Perhaps you should add an IMHO there Tom. IMO, God has business with each and
every component of this not_so_conscious, and clearly not_so_rational world.
Since it was created by Him, and for His good pleasure, He can, and will do
as He sees fit. If you think He needs your permission, well, guess again. ;-)

 False searches? Not so. The searches ARE quite real, whether or not you believe
in the object of those searches. We can search diligently for the Loch Ness 
monster even if some do not believe the monster exists. The search is very real.
The object of the search may, or may not be real, and proving that, one way or 
the other is precisely why we conduct the search in the first place. Unless you
mean the searchers aren't really searching, and they're just pretending to 
search, thereby creating a "false search". Is that your point?

 >... "God" mystically preexisting in nothingness and creating a universe out 
 > of nonreality 

 Please understand that the concepts of "preexisting, "nothingness", and "non-
reality" are all manmade, defined within the limitations of our human minds.
The God of the Judeo-Christian faith is completely outside of any terms you
can use to try to define Him, except for those facets of Himself the He has
chosen to reveal to mankind. You're seeking to put God within the confines of 
manmade precepts. Your terms work well within the extremely limited perceptions
of man but do not, nor cannot apply, by definition, to God Himself. Any terms we
humans use to define God must be by definition far less than adequate, and woe-
fully short of the mark. For example, we define God as omniscient yet we can't
even conceive of what that truely means. Basically, He knows everything, each 
and everything thing, without a single exception. Our intellectual limitations
prohibit us from having a true perspective of what it means to know everything,
unless of course you're talking about teenagers, who will tell you they do ;-)
How can the finite understand the infinate? How can the limited grasp the 
unlimited? A frequest question I ask is not IS there a God, but why does
He have any interest in us little pieces of dust on this round planet, barely
a speck in a HUGE universe? I'm still awaiting that answer. So many of the
questions I have asked God, I seem to get the thoughts: "Even if I sat down and
explained it to you, you do not have the capacity to understand, so just trust
me." It's something I've learned to live with.

 >Most of those conscious beings, advanced perhaps millions of years beyond 
 >our present civilization...

 Since we have absolutely no evidence of that whatsoever, your statement 
requires an incredible burdon of faith (moreso than a belief in God...hmmmmmm?)
We have no proof of such civilizations, although I for one, can't imagine we
(earthlings) are alone in this universe, but if they're out there, they've
probably been warned to stay clear of Earth, due to the chaos that has been
let loose here. But do we know of any civilization beyong our own, at least 
in terms of technology, medicne, transportation, et cetera ad nauseum? We
think "they're out there somewhere", but haven't an ounce of proof. Please
understand that since we believe that our God created all that exists, He
Himself is outside the laws of physics, and the laws of nature, since He created
them as well. We're not refering to some puny little demigod who has power over
the leaves of a specific tree. When we refer to God, we're talking about the
One who created all things from nothing by speaking it into existance. What
existed before that? I have no idea, and I sincerely doubt if we will know
in this plane of existance.
 
 Bottom line, It is better to believe there is a God, and find out there isn't, 
than to not believe, and find out there is. I can prove nothing to you. My 
experiences probably won't do you any good. It is an individual thing, between 
one, and the Creator. 

 Since Biblical scholars have made statements that nearly 80% of Biblical 
prophesies have been fullfilled, the probablility exists the remaining 20% 
will also be, and some think soon. Technology has reached the point where 
implementing the "mark of the beast" is very real. Without this mark (UPC code 
of some sort, or a chip insertion under the skin) no one can buy, or sell 
anything. The one world order, and the one world religion is not far away. 
With the middle east being KEY in the timetable of events (especially Israel), 
keep an eye on the news. Undeniable fact: The end is nearer, either individually
, or on a much larger scale, worldly. At least as we know it to be.

 Regards,
389.50030188::OLIVER_Bit's about summer!Mon Jul 15 1996 20:311
    what drivel.
389.501BIGQ::SILVAI'm out, therefore I amMon Jul 15 1996 20:323

	Bonnie, get that man a bucket.... oh.... you said drivel.... :-)
389.50221:39 BST and I am going home in 1hrKERNEL::FREKESMon Jul 15 1996 20:372
    He did make a few valid points. Though
    
389.503MKOTS3::JMARTINMadison...5'2'' 95 lbs.Mon Jul 15 1996 20:386
  ZZ     what drivel.
    
    I love you Bonnie...but what I see here is a response either out of
    lack of understanding, or fear.  Pick your poison.  
    
    -Jack
389.504POWDML::HANGGELIWill Work For LatteMon Jul 15 1996 20:395
389.50530188::OLIVER_Bit's about summer!Mon Jul 15 1996 20:422
    why jack, i was merely mimicing a previous reply from
    the udder side.  cyanide.
389.506MKOTS3::JMARTINMadison...5'2'' 95 lbs.Mon Jul 15 1996 20:461
    uhhh....sorry
389.507POLAR::RICHARDSONCarboy JunkieMon Jul 15 1996 20:482
    If you have your NIV handy, my favourite bible verse can be found in
    Ezekiel 23:20.
389.508:*) only you Glenn...FABSIX::J_SADINFreedom isn't free.Mon Jul 15 1996 20:518
    
    Ezekiel 23:20.
    
    
    There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like
    those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses.
    
    
389.509MKOTS3::JMARTINMadison...5'2'' 95 lbs.Mon Jul 15 1996 20:521
    That wasn't Glenn...that was that hussy Diedra! :-)
389.510WHOA!! PASS ME THAT BIBLEKERNEL::FREKESMon Jul 15 1996 20:5712
    RE:
         Ezekiel 23:20.
    
    
        There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like
        those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses.
    
    
    No @&*# does it really say that. 
    
    I know what I am doing when I get home. Reading that bible until I get
    cramp..or something 
389.511POLAR::RICHARDSONCarboy JunkieMon Jul 15 1996 20:581
    Only in the NIV.
389.512Shucks, mines a NKJKERNEL::FREKESMon Jul 15 1996 20:593
    >Only in the NIV.
    
    No prizes for guessing what I am going out and buying in the morning.
389.513SMURF::BINDERErrabit quicquid errare potest.Mon Jul 15 1996 21:0088
    >> Is there actually a real noncorporeal God who dwells outside the space-
    >> time continuum?
    >
    > Yes, and he MAY dwell inside the the space-time continuum as well...
    
    You assert, without qualification that such is your beliefe not based
    on fact, that such a God exists.  Such an assertion requires proof.
    
    >> And it doesn't really matter, anyway.
    > 
    > I couldn't disagree with you more. Of course it matters. If the eternal
    > destiny of the individual hangs in the balance of correct belief, it
    > HAS to matter.
    
    It matters to the individual only.  I don't care whether your God
    exists.  My beliefs, whatever they may be, refer only to *my* God.
    
    > The nature of their very existance would be radically altered if there
    > were  no God. Ethics, law, morality, justice, good, and evil are all
    > logical  derivatives of a belief in a supreme being, namely God.
    
    Nonsense.  Most atheists are ethical, law-abiding, moral persons
    without needing the crutch or excuse of a God to fall back on.
    
    > If people universally did not believe in God, chaos would reign.
    
    More poppycock.  Chaos does not reign in countries where the population
    does not subscribe to Judaeo-Christian beliefs, and it does seem to be
    fairly rampant in countries where Islam, whose God is the same God as
    yours, holds sway.  I will agree that might very much *did* make right
    when it came to the Holocaust that the Israelites conducted under good
    old Joshua.
    
    > As far as God being different for each person, most of the
    > Judeo-Christian world would strongly disagree with you.  We believe...
    
    We, the Catholics?  Or we, the Baptists?  Or we, the Methodists?  OR
    we, the Russian Orthodox?  Or we, the Anabaptists?  Or...?  Or...? 
    Or...?  There is much commonality of belief, but the nitty-gritty of
    how each individual human responds to God is unique.  My Jesus doesn't
    have hair the same color as yours, maybe, or maybe mine has his hair in
    a braid down the middle of his back instead of in that lovely do that
    Warner Sallman painted for us all.  And Martin Luther King's Jesus
    probably had darker skin than either yours or mine.  Get the point?  I
    doubt it...
    
    > You mention that believers should "learn to accept others for what
    > they are." This is clearly false. Should I, or anyone else accept a
    > murderer or a child  molester for what he is?
    
    Don't waste my time with such flimsy strawmen.  You know quite well
    that I refer to the general run of people, who are as good and upright
    as your holier-than-thou self but who have no need to trumpet their
    goodness to the skies.
    
    >> Adults have these skills and they do not squabble
    >
    > Come on! Wars are started by adults!
    
    No.  Wars are started by children in grown-up bodies.  Crimes are
    committed by children in grown-up bodies.  To be an adult is to know
    right from wrong, to respect your fellows and the world we all live in.
    
    > grow up and get off the guy's back 
 
    > Who's back am I on? If I AM on anyone's back, it is in a sense of my
    > seeing  someone blindly headed towards a very unpleasant eternity, and
    > tapping them  on the shoulder and telling them they don't have to go
    > that way.
    
    Tap once.  If the person won't hear, leave him alone.  He's made his
    choice, and - if you really believe in your God - it's God's turn now
    that you have made the single step of ensuring that the other person is
    aware of God and his plan of salvation.
    
    > feel free to venture into YUKON::CHRISTIAN for plenty of discussion 
    > notes on that, and other topics.

    Just be sure you don't enter any notes that might be interpreted as
    questioning the party line.  Notes like that get deleted - so much so
    that CHRISTIAN_PERSPECTIVE exists for people who don't buy the thumpism
    that all the CHRISTIAN noters pat each other on the back with.

    > My experiences probably won't do you any good. It is an individual
    > thing, between  one, and the Creator. 

    How nice of you, in responding to Tom Ralston, to affirm what you deny
    in my remarks.
389.514BIGQ::SILVAI'm out, therefore I amMon Jul 15 1996 21:047
| <<< Note 389.503 by MKOTS3::JMARTIN "Madison...5'2'' 95 lbs." >>>

| I love you Bonnie...but what I see here is a response either out of
| lack of understanding, or fear.  Pick your poison.

	Ho ho..... this coming from someone who gets his rocks in an uproar if
someone says he is afraid of homosexuals! 
389.515MKOTS3::JMARTINMadison...5'2'' 95 lbs.Tue Jul 16 1996 14:319
 Z   Ho ho..... this coming from someone who gets his rocks in an uproar if
 Z   someone says he is afraid of homosexuals!
    
    I get my balls in an uproar Glen, because I see this as a crutch for
    spineless individuals who don't have the balls to realize that
    maybe...just maybe people don't agree with you on homosexual
    relationships for the sheer reason or their convictions on the matter.
    
    -Jack
389.516BIGQ::SILVAI'm out, therefore I amTue Jul 16 1996 14:524

	Then Jack, you're a hypocrite. You can't say one group can't do it, but
then you go off and do it. 
389.517MKOTS3::JMARTINMadison...5'2'' 95 lbs.Tue Jul 16 1996 14:581
    When do I do such a thing?!
389.518POLAR::RICHARDSONCarboy JunkieTue Jul 16 1996 15:061
    So, I guess my moon thing wasn't very convincing eh?
389.519BIGQ::SILVAI'm out, therefore I amTue Jul 16 1996 15:065
| <<< Note 389.517 by MKOTS3::JMARTIN "Madison...5'2'' 95 lbs." >>>

| When do I do such a thing?!

	.503
389.520MKOTS3::JMARTINMadison...5'2'' 95 lbs.Tue Jul 16 1996 15:237
    I made no remarks toward any group.  I was making an observation as to
    how Bonnie responded...furthermore, I broke it down to two
    possibilities showing a need for clarification.  This is far more
    commendable than the tactics of the spineless dolts you hang around
    with!
    
    -Jack
389.521LANDO::OLIVER_Bit's about summer!Tue Jul 16 1996 15:293
    i agreed with jack's "lack of understanding" part to
    the reply "what drivel" ;>  
    
389.522MKOTS3::JMARTINMadison...5'2'' 95 lbs.Tue Jul 16 1996 15:371
    Thank you
389.523BIGQ::SILVAI'm out, therefore I amTue Jul 16 1996 18:4310
| <<< Note 389.520 by MKOTS3::JMARTIN "Madison...5'2'' 95 lbs." >>>

| I made no remarks toward any group. I was making an observation as to how 
| Bonnie responded...

	Wow... you are lame. If someone makes an observation about someone
say....homophobe.... you go ballistic about the fear thing. Yet you toss it
around like cookies! So yes, you are a hypocrite.


389.524I came, I saw, I tapped N2DEEP::SHALLOWSubtract L, invert WThu Jul 18 1996 22:20106
re: .513
        
>>    You assert, without qualification that such is your beliefe not based
>>    on fact, that such a God exists.  Such an assertion requires proof.
  
 What qualifications would you acknowledge? If I were an ordained minister, 
would you then accept what I say as valid? As I stated, I am unable to prove, 
and you are unable to disprove. A stalemate of sorts. Whatever proof you desire
will one day be given to you, at whatever time God decides to do just that.
    
>>    It matters to the individual only.  I don't care whether your God
>>    exists.  My beliefs, whatever they may be, refer only to *my* God.

 I've already stated my thoughts on this. What puzzles me, is since you have 
a belief in "*my* God", whoever, or whatever that is to you, why are you here
defending an atheistic view? 

>>    Nonsense.  Most atheists are ethical, law-abiding, moral persons
>>    without needing the crutch or excuse of a God to fall back on.

 Since I don't personally know any atheists, I can neither confirm or deny your
statement. However, I think that those who are not law-abiding, moral people
are not necessarily claiming to be atheists, but act as if there is no God, and
therefore act as if there will be no judgement or penalty for their actions. As
far as needing God to fall back on, since I was young He has always been there,
whether to fall back on, cry out to, or just to talk to. A far better "crutch"
than other alternatives.
    
>>    More poppycock.  Chaos does not reign in countries where the population
>>    does not subscribe to Judaeo-Christian beliefs, and it does seem to be
>>    fairly rampant in countries where Islam, whose God is the same God as
>>    yours, holds sway.  I will agree that might very much *did* make right
>>    when it came to the Holocaust that the Israelites conducted under good
>>    old Joshua.
  
 If no one believed in God on this earth, chaos would reign. As it was in the 
days of Noah, just prior to the flood, violence and immorality were everywhere.
It is the grace of God, and the prayers of those who know God (not just know 
about God) that keeps the "water behind the dam". After the rapture of the 
church, the dam will break and you'll see chaos like never before. What makes 
you think the God I speak of is the same God of the Islam faith? I can't comment
much as I have not studied the Islamic religion. Joshua was only doing as he was
commanded to. Don't blame him for being obedient.
    
>>    We, the Catholics?  Or we, the Baptists?  Or we, the Methodists?  OR
>>    we, the Russian Orthodox?  Or we, the Anabaptists?  Or...?  Or...? 
>>    Or...?  There is much commonality of belief, but the nitty-gritty of
>>    how each individual human responds to God is unique.  My Jesus doesn't
>>    have hair the same color as yours, maybe, or maybe mine has his hair in
>>    a braid down the middle of his back instead of in that lovely do that
>>    Warner Sallman painted for us all.  And Martin Luther King's Jesus
>>    probably had darker skin than either yours or mine.  Get the point?  I
>>    doubt it...
 
 We, the people who are the church who believe in the risen Christ. Since God 
looks on the heart, and not the denomination you belong to, there is no point 
in arguement. And since there is currently no one around to verify the physical 
appearance of Jesus Christ during His earthly visit, no one really knows what 
He looked like. I couldn't care less what color He was in His earthly form, 
nor how long His hair was. What I do care about is that He died in my place, 
to provide my quite undeserved salvation. For this I am very grateful, eternally
so in fact. As it may take that long to be able to express my appreciation.

>>    Don't waste my time with such flimsy strawmen.  You know quite well
>>    that I refer to the general run of people, who are as good and upright
>>    as your holier-than-thou self but who have no need to trumpet their
>>    goodness to the skies.
    
 No, I don't know quite well to what you are referring, until you explained it.
As far as your reference to me as "holier-than-thou self", you don't know me
too well. I have often hesitated to refer to myself as a "Christian", as I am
as far from perfect as one can be, and still be saved. Sometimes I wonder if
I'm a hypocrite, because I don't walk the talk as I should, and don't live the
suggested lifestyle. I am BIG on being saved by grace. As far as trumpeting my 
goodness to the skies? I don't know how you can come to this conclusion.
    
>>    No.  Wars are started by children in grown-up bodies.  Crimes are
>>    committed by children in grown-up bodies.  To be an adult is to know
>>    right from wrong, to respect your fellows and the world we all live in.
    
 Again, I don't desire to argue with you. Perhaps we can agree if these people
are called immature adults?  
  
>>    Tap once.  If the person won't hear, leave him alone.  He's made his
>>    choice, and - if you really believe in your God - it's God's turn now
>>    that you have made the single step of ensuring that the other person is
>>    aware of God and his plan of salvation.
    
 I've tapped, and responded to your comments. Nuff said.

>>    Just be sure you don't enter any notes that might be interpreted as
>>    questioning the party line.  Notes like that get deleted - so much so
>>    that CHRISTIAN_PERSPECTIVE exists for people who don't buy the thumpism
>>    that all the CHRISTIAN noters pat each other on the back with.

 It is my understanding the mods there will discuss, and agree upon the 
decisions made to set_hidden, or delete. Take it up with them if you don't
agree with their decisions.

>>    How nice of you, in responding to Tom Ralston, to affirm what you deny
>>    in my remarks.

 I reread my entry, and could see no conflicting statement as you say
is there. Me thinks you just like to argue for the sake of argueing. ;-)

Regards,
389.525zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzMOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Thu Jul 18 1996 23:173
TTWA:
    Has Shallow ever written a note that fits on one screen?

389.526GENRAL::RALSTONOnly half of us are above average!Thu Jul 18 1996 23:5939
RE: .524

>What qualifications would you acknowledge? If I were an ordained minister, 
>would you then accept what I say as valid? As I stated, I am unable to prove, 
>and you are unable to disprove. A stalemate of sorts. Whatever proof you desire
>will one day be given to you, at whatever time God decides to do just that.
 
Disproof of a assertion is not required. This is a cheater's trick used often
by politicians, religious leaders and the news media. They make an unprovable 
assertion in order to set themselves up as an authority, which they are not. 
   
>Since I don't personally know any atheists, I can neither confirm or deny your
>statement. 

You probably know many atheists, they just don't shout from the roof tops like
over zealous Christians.

A Christian group at my son's high school banded together and ripped off
the Darwin and Evolve fish on cars in the school parking lot. I'd call
this criminal, wouldn't you? Of course, it was in the name of Jesus!

>If no one believed in God on this earth, chaos would reign. 

Another unprovable assertion. God has supposedly reigned on this earth for
many thousands of years. Do you see order?

>We, the people who are the church who believe in the risen Christ. Since God 
>looks on the heart, and not the denomination you belong to, there is no point 
>in arguement. 

The things that mysticism is made of. You have no basis for argument, that's
why there is no point.

>It is my understanding the mods there will discuss, and agree upon the 
>decisions made to set_hidden, or delete. Take it up with them if you don't
>agree with their decisions.

Cop-out, the facts are that if you write something contrary to the personal
thinking of the moderators, you are set hidden. No dissension is allowed.
389.527MFGFIN::E_WALKERED WALKERFri Jul 19 1996 00:074
         Someone would have to have an awful lot of faith to put that Noah
    and the flood part in there. It sounded mighty silly in Sunday school
    when I was 7, and it sounds downright ridiculous coming from a grown
    and educated man. Do these people purposely keep themselves ignorant?
389.528SMURF::WALTERSFri Jul 19 1996 12:244
    My education mentioned something about the end of an ice age about
    12,000 years ago.   A two mile thick ice sheet covering half the world
    might leave a bit of a pond, and a strong folk memory that was later
    transcribed into the Bible. 
389.529MKOTS3::JMARTINMadison...5'2'' 95 lbs.Fri Jul 19 1996 14:3510
 Z   A Christian group at my son's high school banded together and ripped off
 Z   the Darwin and Evolve fish on cars in the school parking lot. I'd call
 Z   this criminal, wouldn't you? Of course, it was in the name of Jesus!
    
    Tom, if anything you are also deploying the same tactics as a
    politician...you are implying guilt by association.  Of course this is
    criminal but do the actions of misinformed, immature children destroy
    truth?  I think not.
    
    -Jack
389.530MKOTS3::JMARTINMadison...5'2'' 95 lbs.Fri Jul 19 1996 14:4020
 Z   Someone would have to have an awful lot of faith to put that Noah
 Z   and the flood part in there. It sounded mighty silly in Sunday
 Z   school when I was 7, and it sounds downright ridiculous coming from a
 Z   grown and educated man. Do these people purposely keep themselves ignorant?
    
    Edward, if you did a comprehensive study on the Old Testament, I'm sure
    you would find other incidences far more unbelievable than this. 
    However, I will note here that what you are showing the world is that
    you have put limitations on an almighty God.  In other words Edward,
    God's power is merely limited to your understanding of who God
    is...which goes back to my question I asked you a few weeks ago...how
    great is the God you serve?  You answered by saying, I believe, that
    you don't serve God....which of course perpetuates your view of other
    peoples beliefs.
    
    Ask yourself the questions...is there a God and if so, did God really
    create the universe?  If the answer is in the affirmative, then the
    Noah incident is a mere pittance in comparison.
    
    -Jack
389.531GENRAL::RALSTONOnly half of us are above average!Fri Jul 19 1996 15:1923
    >Tom, if anything you are also deploying the same tactics as a
    >politician...you are implying guilt by association.  Of course this is
    >criminal but do the actions of misinformed, immature children
    >destroy truth?  I think not.
    
    A few points here Jack:
    
    1. My comment related to a generalization made that religious people are
       somehow moral and law abiding and atheists aren't, which any
       thinking person would know to be nonsense. I was simply trying
       to point out how some religious folks will commit criminal acts as
       well.
    
    2. I don't consider 16 to 17 year olds "immature children". I would
       think that most of them have been taught from a very young age what 
       it means to be a Christian. They are people capable of rational thought,
       who decided that something they don't agree with deserved to be 
       destroyed.
    
    3. Personally I don't attribute their actions to all Christian, that
       would be irrational. Likewise it is irrational to attribute
       immorality and crime to all atheists.
       
389.532SMURF::BINDERErrabit quicquid errare potest.Fri Jul 19 1996 16:37138
    .524
    
    >> You assert, without qualification that such is your beliefe [sic]...
    >
    > What qualifications would you acknowledge?
    
    A qualification of your assertion, which qualification I said was
    lacking.  Learn to read, and learn to use a dictionary.  You have made
    a flat assertion that God exists.  I require you now to prove that
    assertion or, failing proof, to withdraw it.  Proof in the putative
    afterlife does not satisfy the criteria for supporting documentation in
    a discussion in the present life.
    
    > I've already stated my thoughts on this. What puzzles me, is since
    > you have  a belief in "*my* God", whoever, or whatever that is to you,
    > why are you here defending an atheistic view? 

    I am not defendsing an atheistic view.  I am proposing ideas for
    thought and discussion.  The way to examine yourself is to see what is
    outside you and what you look like from the outside.  You look
    hidebound and narrow-minded from my vantage.  My God, if he exists,
    does not like the bigotry that your apparent attitude bespeaks.
    
    >> Nonsense.  Most atheists are ethical, law-abiding, moral persons
    >> without needing the crutch or excuse of a God to fall back on.

    > Since I don't personally know any atheists, I can neither confirm or
    > deny your statement.
    
    Good.  Stop right there.  You have no position from which to argue that
    a belief in God - your God - is the basis of morals and ethics.
    
    > However, I think that those who are not
    > law-abiding, moral people are not necessarily claiming to be atheists
    
    Who said they are so claiming?  You said that moral and upright people
    cannot be atheists, and I took issue with that unproven and unprovable
    statement.
    
    > but act as if there is no God, and therefore act as if there will be no
    > judgement or penalty for their actions.

    Every individual has the right to believe that there is no afterlife
    and hence no judgment therein.  You have the right to believe that
    these things do or will exist.
    
    > As far as needing God to fall
    > back on, since I was young He has always been there, whether to fall
    > back on, cry out to, or just to talk to. A far better "crutch" than
    > other alternatives.
    
    Aha.  You have *believed* that the circumstances and experiences of
    your life reflect the presence of God.  You cannot prove that he has
    been there, but you refuse to accept the possibility that all of your
    beliefs are nothing more than the result of your need to believe that
    your life is not without meaning; you do not accept the possibility
    that you yourself have created your God.  Children talk to their Teddy
    bears, and some of them even think the Teddy bears talk back or even
    influence their, the children's, lives.  A belief in God can be compared
    to such a childish belief.  You will note specifically that I do not
    assert that the two beliefs *are* equivalent.
    
    > If no one believed in God on this earth, chaos would reign. As it was
    > in the  days of Noah, just prior to the flood, violence and immorality
    > were everywhere.
    
    Proof, please?  According to the chronology of Genesis as computed by
    James Ussher, the world is this year 6,000 years old.  This age is
    demonstrably false.  There is very good archaeological evidence, even
    to the inclusion of chronologies written by the people themselves, that
    the civilization of Egypt began before Ussher's date of creation.  But
    the Egyptians, who did not believe in God, were not a chaotic people;
    they were in fact one of the most pacific civilizations ever to have
    existed.
    
    Noah?  According to the Bible?  Explain the Epic of Gilgamesh, please?
    
    > It is the grace of God, and the prayers of those who
    > know God (not just know  about God) that keeps the "water behind the
    > dam".
    
    Codswallop.  Your believing such nonsense does not make it so.
    
    > After the rapture of the  church...
    
    ...which every generation of Christians since Paul believed could not
    but occur in their own lifetimes.  Oopsie.
    
    > What makes  you think the God I speak of
    > is the same God of the Islam faith? I can't comment much as I have not
    > studied the Islamic religion.
    
    Maybe you should study Islam.  Getting your head out of the sand could
    hardly damage you.  You would find that the basic foundation of Islam
    is that Allah was, and is, the only God, who was the Father of all and
    who worked through the Patriarchs and the Prophets, among which latter
    Muslims include Jesus.  Allaho Akhbar.
    
    > Joshua was only doing as he was commanded to. Don't blame him for
    > being obedient.
    
    Commanded by a God who loves the people he has created?  He loves them
    so much that he commits them to death in a Holocaust?  Pardon me if I
    should appear dubious.
    
    >> We, the Catholics?  Or...?
    >
    > We, the people who are the church who believe in the risen Christ...
    
    ...do not all believe the same things.  You dare not speak for all
    Christians, lest you be damned for presumption. If nobody else is
    willing to curse you for your hubris, stop by my office and I'll
    oblige.
    
    > Since God looks on the heart...
    
    Indeed he does.  Do you think he will like the divisiveness and
    self-righteous smugness he must see in yours?  Read 1 Corinthians 13:12
    and then come back and tell me again how you have all the answers
    because Jesus died for you.
    
    >> Just be sure you don't enter any notes that might be interpreted as
    >> questioning the party line...
    >
    > It is my understanding the mods there will discuss, and agree upon
    > the  decisions made to set_hidden, or delete. Take it up with them if
    > you don't agree with their decisions.

    They don't want free discourse among believing Christians, they want -
    and implement - an Orwellian style of Big Brotherism.  I don't note
    there.
    
    > I reread my entry, and could see no conflicting statement...
    
    You said that God is an absolute in attempting to rebut my remarks and
    then, in a reply to Tom, said that it's an individual thing between
    each person and God.  You don't see this as contradictory?  YOu need a
    lesson or two in rhetoric.
389.533MKOTS3::JMARTINMadison...5'2'' 95 lbs.Fri Jul 19 1996 17:4517
    Dick:
    
    Just one little observation.  I am somewhat surprised at you for making
    presumptions on God's sovereignty and personhood.  You just mentioned
    the holocaust as an example that God's loving nature is not in harmony
    with allowing such things to happen.  
    
    One sobering fact in life is that we all die.  I wonder why you seem to
    be willing to accept that reality from God and yet the manner of how we
    die, the lesser of the two is something you question God's sovereignty
    over.  
    
    One may ask why God allowed Nero to light the evening chariot races
    with Christians hanging on crosses set aflame.  I don't see God as
    culpable for a situation we put ourselves in in the first place.
    
    -Jack
389.534SMURF::BINDERErrabit quicquid errare potest.Fri Jul 19 1996 19:1637
    .533
    
    > You just mentioned
    > the holocaust as an example that God's loving nature is not in harmony
    > with allowing such things to happen.
    
    Jack, I tried once before to explain to you the essential difference
    between God's ALLOWING bad things to happen and his actively COMMANDING
    them to happen.
    
    Exodus 20:17 says:
    
        Thou shalt not covet thy neighbour's house, thou shalt not covet
        thy neighbour's wife, nor his manservant, nor his maidservant, nor
        his ox, nor his ass, nor any thing that is thy neighbour's.
    
    Any thing that is thy neighbour's.  Except, apparently, his house, and
    his wife, and his menservants, and his maidservants, and his oxen and
    asses, and everything else that is his, when you think you can acquire
    it by conducting a Holocaust.  Which is what the Israelites did under
    Joshua.  Remember, please, that the Jewish Scriptures were not written
    down until several centuries after the occupation of the Holy Land. 
    What better way to justify your murderous theft of someone else's land
    than to write it up as commands from your "loving" God?
    
    > One sobering fact in life is that we all die.
    
    Indeed we do.  Death is part of life.  But death at the hands of other
    human beings who are, at the very best, no better than you are but who
    think they have a Mission from God, is not the ideal way to accomplish
    your own demise.  You may rest assured that the Amalekites and the
    Moabites and all the others who were slaughtered by Joshua's army
    thought *they* had a mission from their gods, too - a mission to raise
    crops and animals and feed their families.  And since nobody can prove
    that his god really *is* the only god or is better than anyone else's
    god, all viewpoints are deserving of equal respect.  Too bad Joshua
    didn't think of that, huh?
389.535More comments and observationsN2DEEP::SHALLOWSubtract L, invert WMon Jul 22 1996 22:30150
 Rather than cut and paste, which would add to the length of this reply, and
make some complain, I'll just address some of your comments. I hadn't planned
on replying past  .524, but some of your comment require I do.

 Tom, I don't feel I'm an over zealous Christian, shouting from the rooftops,
but I can see how it may be interpreted as that. I agree that what was done
in the parking lot was wrong, and I don't defend their actions, but Jack is
right, you can't judge all from the actions of a few. My qualifications to me,
are my experiences throughout my life. My belief in the Bible, and the God in
it, has been formed through a process. First, there was the thought; Is there
a God? The next step is wonder, where you think about the thought to different
degrees of theory, based on the amount of investigation you undertake. The
next step is opinion, which can vascilate, depending on, again the amount of
continued research, and the experiences one may have while searching. These
bring you to belief, where this is what is the individual have concluded is
the truth. Whether this truth is the ultimate truth, or "a truth", on the way
to discovering what IS the absolute proof, remains to be seen in the future,
affected by knowledge and experience added to, or contradicting what was an
earlier "belief". What stage of the process are you in?

 Unprovable assertaions? Unprovable by me anyway. I sincerely wish I could
prove things to you, and anyone else who is unsure of their beliefs, but it
is not within my ability to do. Do I see order? In some things, yes, but I
also see chaos. Classic good vs evil scenerio. Supposedly? God has reigned 
over the entire universe from eternity past, and will continue to in the future.
When Adam and Eve fell, a certain amount of control over this planet was 
forfeited to the now, "god of this world", a.k.a. satan, as in world "system 
of things". This to me explains the chaos. What are the stakes in this spiritual
battle between good and evil? The souls of the inhabitants of the earth. Hell
was created for the devil and his angels, not for humans. But if people wish
to exercise their God given free will, and choose not to believe in what is
the "obvious to some, unseen by others" truth, then that is their choice.

 What is obvious to me, among other things, is who besides Jesus, turned time
around? It was B.C., then A.D. Yes, some have not chosen this calender as the
way we measure the years, but don't the majority acknowledge it? Did Buddha
claim to be "THE" Son of God? Only Jesus did, although other "religions" will
acknowledge Jesus to be a "god" or one of the prophets, they don't make claims
that Jesus was the ONLY son. Did anyone besides Jesus die a horrible death on
a cross in the place of the believer, so that they do not have to suffer the
penalty that sinfull man deserves? Did anyone besides Jesus rise from the dead,
to ensure His "last will and Testament" is carried out? The first statement 
about the calender is considered a fact. The rest is considered beliefs, and 
not necessarily a fact to you. But to many, it IS a fact, as much of a fact as 
the calender is. Jesus said a lot here on earth, teaching many things. Since
one of the things He stated was "I am the way the truth and the light, no man 
comes to the Father but by me", I consider that sufficient reason to believe 
the rest are wrong, and therefore, lies. You may not as it is your choice. I
have made mine.

 Yes, I guess I do have an awful lot of faith to believe in the account of Noah
and the Adam and Eve account as well as the rest of the Bible. And little or
no faith in some of the subjects taught to me in schools, and other things
considered myths by some, and beliefs by others. Especially if it is a direct
contradiction to what is taught in the Bible. If I was the only person on the
earth to believe such as I do, you would have good reason to have your doubts
about what I say. There are countless numbers of people throughout history that
have chosen, for whatever their individual reasonings are, to believe in the
God of the Bible. Many of these people believed without the benefit of what so
many would call proof, or physical evidence. This took faith. Many people who 
were alive in the time Jesus was on earth, saw His miracles, and believed on 
Him then as well. And yet, many did not. And still to this day many do not, 
including many people of the original "chosen people", the descendants of 
Abraham, to whom the Messiah had been sent, as promised, and prophesied 
throughout the Old Testament.

 Dick, again I wish I could prove this belief to you too. I can't, but I won't
withdraw earlier statements of my belief on your say so. If You REALLY want 
proof you'll search for it, and perhaps you'll someday come to the same belief 
that I and many others have come to. It is my prayer you do. If I appear narrow
minded to you, I guess I can take that as a positive thing, as over the years,
I have, though the process mentioned earlier, developed the mindset that I have
found what I was looking for, so why look further? Allah is not the God I found.
And Jesus wasn't a Muslim. As far as questioning God's love for what He chooses
to cause or allow in His universe, this is not unusual. I have done much 
questioning of that myself throughout the years. My own personal conclusion, 
which may or may not be in agreement with other believers, regardless of 
denomination, is that we humans were not given the capacity to understand how,
or why God does much of anything. And does God owe us an explanation? I don't 
think so, and much less of one to someone who *demands* anything from the King 
of the Universe. How pompous and proud humans can be, to blame God for this or
that, when so many of our troubles are our own doing, or just the way life is,
or the works of the enemy of God and mankind. I don't like acknowledging this
before perfect strangers, but since none of you are perfect ;-) I used to shake
my fist skyward, and yell and scream at God, venting anger and frustration at
Him, very much like a spoiled brat not getting his own way. As I aged, grew,
and matured, I looked back and wondered why I didn't get hit with a lightning
bolt. I also wondered how God, looking down from His throne in the heavens,
at this screaming little speck of life, thought. Not that it is possible for
me to see through God's eyes, but it did give me an outside perspective of
how I must have looked to Him. Ridiculously silly at the least. So God didn't
damn me for that, and I hardly think He will damn me for "speaking for all
Christians", as for one, to my knowledge, I'm not speaking for "all", as all 
people who claim to be Christians do not all believe in exactly the same 
doctrine, and IF I do say things that are contradictory to the beliefs of 
basic Christianity, I would hope, and expect for *them* to correct me. And what 
lies am I telling Dick? Can you prove any of the things I've said are lies? 
And how do you see self-rightous smugness in my life?  What has given you this 
perception? 

 In 1 Corinthians 13:12 "though we see through the glass darkly", I certainly
agree, I don't have all the answers, or even all the questions. However, if the 
things I've said are contradictory to what other Christians believe, than if 
given proper scriptural backup am proven wrong, I'll stand corrected, and 
admit error in belief. What I have stated are my beliefs, which you may see
as an opinion, or even a lie. But to me, it's the truth. And much of what I 
have learned in my search of the truth I do not like, but accept it as the 
reality I now perceive. The future, as told of in the prophetic accounts of
the Bible, is not a pretty sight for those who are not Christians. Both in
the short term, and especially the eternal. It's in the Book. If you don't
wish to accept the Bible as the divinely inspired Word of God, then it is again
your choice. But since there may be your eternal destiny as the stakes, it would
be worth your effort to investigate, before coming to the conclusions you so
stubbornly cling to. 

 The epic of Gilgamesh is a story, the historical account of Noah is not. But
that statement requires faith in the second part of the sentence. As far as
the timetable of the rapture, perhaps it was wishful thinking on the part of
those who believed it would happen in their lifetime. Many of the signs spoke
of by Jesus had not happened then, but most of them have now. Especially Israel
becoming recognized as a nation in 1948, and Jerusalem becoming the capitol in 
1967. As far as time as God sees it, since a day is as a thousands years to Him,
then He's only been gone a couple of days. Perhaps the 3rd day (the year 2000)
will be it? No man knows for sure, and we sure like to think we know, as it 
gives many comfort to think we're not long for this world. But then, what's
50, 60, or even 90 or 100 years out of eternity? Could it be as much as a 
second out of a 100,000 milliniums?

 Yes, I do refuse to think the circumstances and experiences are anything less
than divine providence, and I also deny the possibility I have created My God.
It is not my imagination, but my perception of spiritual reality. Alas, I can't
prove anything to you, even by relating some of my experiences I've had over
the years, that have convinced me of my belief. And I am now wondering even
if I could prove things to you, if you would refute it anyway, as you seem
quite solid in your belief, whatever it may be, as I haven't seen a clear 
definition from you about "your God". There is much more I could elaborate on,
but I don't think you're giving anything I, or any other Christian, much
thoughtful consideration of what we have entered. I think I've added enough 
in this topic so if I may end with this:
 
 The worst that can happen to me, if after this life there is nothing, then I
have been fooled into believing a nice fairy tale. The worst that can happen
to you, is that after this life there IS the God of the Bible waiting to judge
you, without the benefit of having the Judge's Son as your attorney pleading
your case, then you go to hell. Worst case scenerio, is not in your favor.

Regards,

Bob

389.536SMURF::BINDERErrabit quicquid errare potest.Wed Jul 24 1996 14:44207
389.537JULIET::MORALES_NASweet Spirit's Gentle BreezeThu Jul 25 1996 00:2516
    .536
    
    And uhm how do reconcile the descendants of Adam and Eve with this
    metaphor?
    
    There is more evidence in scripture that Adam and Eve were created
    humans than not.  I guess that would mean that whereas by one man sin
    entered into the world and death by sin, that would not refer to Adam,
    but someone else who fell from grace?
    
    Your statement that Adam and Eve are metaphors is wholey [pun intended]
    :-).  This view cannot be supported except through *supposition* as
    scripture clearly reveals Adam as man, carnal, flesh.  
    
    Dick,  do you believe the Bible to be the Word of God?
    
389.538POLAR::RICHARDSONPerpetual GlennThu Jul 25 1996 01:013
    scripture is not evidence of anything. It's scripture.
    
    
389.540POLAR::RICHARDSONPerpetual GlennThu Jul 25 1996 01:061
    Oh! Thanks for showing me the ropes man! I owe you one eh?
389.541THEMAX::EPPERSONI saw a chicken with two headsThu Jul 25 1996 01:065
    I believe that the bible is the word of somebody or some people, but 
    who is to say that God said these things and not some wacky guys
    claiming to be close to God?  There are alot of people today who claim
    to be close to God and alot of them seem like a joke to me.  I guess
    that is where "faith" comes in.  I can`t seem to find any.
389.543COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertThu Jul 25 1996 01:2923
>    For more than four thousand years before Jesus, more than three
>    thousand years before the Hebrews went through the Holy Land like a
>    scythe through a bountiful corn harvest, the Egyptians believed in the
>    afterlife of the soul, the assumption of a spiritual body, and the
>    goodness of heaven.  The beliefs you cherish are not unique to, or even
>    original with, your theology.

   "Whatever part of truth was known to the pagan peoples and was later
    to be recognized and taken up by Christianity, the wisdom of Roman
    law, the philosophical truths arrived at by Plato and Aristotle--
    all this came to them from the providence of the one God acting
    through the ministry of the angels.  Origen declares that this
    applies to the philosophy of the Egyptians and the astrology of
    the Chaldeans and even the Hindu claims pertaining to the science
    of the Most High God.  We read in Scripture that there are princes
    over each nation -- and the context makes it quite clear that they
    are angels and not men.  It is these princes and the other powers
    of this world who each have a separate science and a special doctrine
    to teach."
    
Edited from Danielou, "The Angels and Their Mission" with reference to the
traditional teaching that the nations have been distributed among the
angels.
389.544POLAR::RICHARDSONPerpetual GlennThu Jul 25 1996 13:541
    Case closed, eh?
389.545ACISS2::LEECHThu Jul 25 1996 14:3214
    .536
    
    >There never existed a couple named Adam and Eve who lived in a place
    >called the Garden of Eden.
    
    Unprovable assertion.  Tsk tsk...the very same thing you nailed Shallow
    over.  In your belief structure there may not be an Adam or Eve
    persona, but that is YOUR belief structure.
    
    Many believe that there was indeed a man called Adam, and a woman
    named Eve.  The names given were demonstrative of their significance.
    
    
    -steve
389.546POLAR::RICHARDSONPerpetual GlennThu Jul 25 1996 14:331
    Case closed, eh?
389.547RUSURE::GOODWINSacred Cows Make the Best HamburgerThu Jul 25 1996 14:472
    Yeah, and they actually removed one of Adam's ribs and made Eve out of
    it.  I believe that.  Sure.
389.548MKOTS3::JMARTINMadison...5'2'' 95 lbs.Thu Jul 25 1996 15:107
 Z   Yeah, and they actually removed one of Adam's ribs and made Eve out of
 Z       it.  I believe that.  Sure.
    
    Very nice of Mr. Goodwin to put a God who created the universe into his
    own little world of finite possibilities.
    
    -Jack
389.54930188::OLIVER_Bit's about summer!Thu Jul 25 1996 15:122
    yes, and i liked the movie, too.  always been
    a tracy/hepburn fan.
389.550KERNEL::FREKESExcuse me while I scratch my buttThu Jul 25 1996 15:153
    re: .547 
    
    Who is "they"?
389.551RUSURE::GOODWINSacred Cows Make the Best HamburgerThu Jul 25 1996 15:151
    Eh?
389.552KERNEL::FREKESExcuse me while I scratch my buttThu Jul 25 1996 15:165
    > Yeah, and they actually removed one of Adam's ribs and made Eve out of
    > it.  I believe that.  Sure.
    
    
    Who is "they"?
389.553RUSURE::GOODWINSacred Cows Make the Best HamburgerThu Jul 25 1996 15:188
    > Who is "they"?
    
    Well, I figure any entity that created one entire human being, but then
    chose to use a rib from that one to make a 2nd one, must have been a
    committee of some sort.  Possibly a congressional committee composed of
    male chauvinists with a sense of humor.  After all they also created
    zebras, giraffes, dickbilled platypusses, republicans and democrats,
    yes?
389.554RUSURE::GOODWINSacred Cows Make the Best HamburgerThu Jul 25 1996 15:193
    Uh, please make that DUCKBILLED...
    
    Grmmmph  typing too fast...  fumblefingers...
389.555RUSURE::GOODWINSacred Cows Make the Best HamburgerThu Jul 25 1996 15:201
    I had trouble with "floppy disk" in a memo to my management once too...
389.556KERNEL::FREKESExcuse me while I scratch my buttThu Jul 25 1996 15:258
    re:-1
    
    NO, is so difficult to believe that there is something out there that
    you do not understand. If you do not understand, why do you seek to
    offer stupid reasons as why things happened. Let me guess, you think we
    evolved, YEAH RIGHT. 
    
    You may think you came from a monkey. But I have more self esteem!!
389.557SMURF::WALTERSThu Jul 25 1996 15:322
    Other amoeba have said the same thing.  But you'll change your mind
    when you are swinging through the trees.                          
389.558JULIET::MORALES_NASweet Spirit's Gentle BreezeThu Jul 25 1996 15:333
    They are the trinity = Father, Son and Holy Ghost. :-)  
    
    HTH
389.559RUSURE::GOODWINSacred Cows Make the Best HamburgerThu Jul 25 1996 15:4213
    >is so difficult to believe that there is something out there that
    >you do not understand [?]
    
    Of course not.  I know full well that I, and everyone else in the
    world, know very little about the universe, how it got here, and where
    it is going.
    
    So since we're all guessing and making things up for whatever reason, I
    can amuse myself with "explanations" just as well as the next person. 
    
    If you choose to take your explanations so seriously that you become
    wounded by anyone who doesn't share your enthusiasm for them, then you
    would seem to have a personal problem.
389.560:-O %-p :-)SHOGUN::KOWALEWICZStrangers on the plain, CroakerThu Jul 25 1996 16:335
389.561RUSURE::GOODWINSacred Cows Make the Best HamburgerThu Jul 25 1996 18:546
    > You may think you came from a monkey. But I have more self esteem!!
    
    Actually, my father used to sing "Gorilla My Dreams" to my mother, and
    she used to tell him, "You'll simean your dreams", so you may have
    something there.  And if I were you, I'd try to do something about it.
    
389.562CSC32::M_EVANSwatch this spaceThu Jul 25 1996 20:475
    As far as being descended from "monkeys", I think you had best look up
    the latest information on the evolution of humans.  The Monkey thingie
    is just another thumper strawhuman IMO
    
    meg
389.563MKOTS3::JMARTINMadison...5'2'' 95 lbs.Thu Jul 25 1996 20:523
    Could somebody please define what a strawhuman is?  
    
    Thank you!
389.564EVMS::MORONEYJFK committed suicide!Thu Jul 25 1996 20:531
"politically correct" version of strawman.
389.565LANDO::OLIVER_Bit's about summer!Thu Jul 25 1996 20:541
    jack, think 'the wizard of oz'.  /hth
389.566MKOTS3::JMARTINMadison...5'2'' 95 lbs.Thu Jul 25 1996 20:541
    Meg, your bastardizing the English language again.  
389.567BULEAN::BANKSThu Jul 25 1996 20:541
    Obviously more accurate than "straw monkey."
389.568SMURF::WALTERSThu Jul 25 1996 20:561
    bit of a no-brainer, really.
389.569RUSURE::GOODWINSacred Cows Make the Best HamburgerThu Jul 25 1996 21:354
    Suggestion:  Go to the zoo and videotape a couple of gorillas having it
    on with each other, then go home and videotape yourself and friend
    doing the same thing, then view the two tapes, and THEN tell me you
    don't think there is a relationship there somewhere.  :-)
389.570MKOTS3::JMARTINMadison...5'2'' 95 lbs.Thu Jul 25 1996 21:381
    I think I'd rather have seen Glen's 69 snarf!
389.571JULIET::MORALES_NASweet Spirit's Gentle BreezeThu Jul 25 1996 21:434
    .569
    
    Uhmmmm, God created both... yeah that's the ticket, but I know in the
    atheist string this probably not probable. :-)
389.572GENRAL::RALSTONOnly half of us are above average!Thu Jul 25 1996 22:482
    So, god created man in his image and then created monkeys in man's
    image. I like it. :)
389.573THEMAX::SMITH_SThu Jul 25 1996 22:594
    re .569
    
    So this would explain why I've always liked smacking my mate around
    while fornicating.
389.574JULIET::MORALES_NASweet Spirit's Gentle BreezeFri Jul 26 1996 00:139
    .572
    
    :-)
    
    .573
    
    EGAD, buster, keep your personal preferences to yerself!
    
    :-)
389.575MFGFIN::E_WALKERWhere's WaldoFri Jul 26 1996 00:582
         Yeah, buddy. Of course you don't even want to know what I'm into.
    Is there a topic for this? 
389.576THEMAX::SMITH_SFri Jul 26 1996 03:132
    Sorry guys, it's just that primate in me ya know.
    
389.577WAHOO::LEVESQUEyou don't love me, pretty babyFri Jul 26 1996 11:254
    >So this would explain why I've always liked smacking my mate around
    >while fornicating.
    
     So one hand slaps the other?
389.578RUSURE::GOODWINSacred Cows Make the Best HamburgerFri Jul 26 1996 12:041
    <--  :-))  Just spanking his monkey, that's all.
389.579nopeGAAS::BRAUCHERWelcome to ParadiseFri Jul 26 1996 12:3930
    
      The human skeleton and posture differ significantly from all
     other primates.  The differing spine, differing appendage lengths,
     and different weight distribution have resulted in differing
     sexual behavior, presumably for mechanical reasons.  Most apes,
     monkeys, and lemurs use dorsal intercourse; most humans use ventral.
    
      The human female pelvis is grossly wider than in any other primate,
     in order to accomodate passage of the infant skull, which is much
     larger.  The female gait is probably the limiting factor in human
     brain size.
    
      Not to mention that human females, alone in the order, practice
     secret estrus, secret even among themselves.  In other primates,
     both genders know by scent who is in heat.  Neither human gender
     does.
    
      The male human has a disproportionally long organ by primate
     standards.  In fact, for some apes, the ventral position (face to
     face) is mechanically impossible.  Furthermore, human males do not
     practice ritual dorsal mounting as part of male dominance hierarchies,
     do not have color morphed signal patches on their buttocks.  The
     human species differs from other members of the ape family
     sufficiently to be alone in its genus, with less hair, a transformed
     jaw, neotonic facial features, and less sexual dimorphism.
    
      You will not have a very human sex life if you copy that of other
     primates.
    
      bb
389.580RUSURE::GOODWINSacred Cows Make the Best HamburgerFri Jul 26 1996 12:451
    <-- So ...  what are you gonna do with those tapes now?
389.581RUSURE::EDPAlways mount a scratch monkey.Fri Jul 26 1996 14:5013
    Re .579:
    
    > Not to mention that human females, alone in the order, practice
    > secret estrus, secret even among themselves.
    
    Yeah, right.
    
    
    				-- edp
    
    
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389.582PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BFri Jul 26 1996 14:573
    .581  Yes, who would know better than Mr. Postpischil how most
	  women behave?
389.583RUSURE::EDPAlways mount a scratch monkey.Fri Jul 26 1996 15:0610
    Re .582:
    
    You have failed to ascertain the point.
    
    
    				-- edp
    
    
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389.584POWDML::HANGGELIWill Work For LatteFri Jul 26 1996 15:123
    
    Then why don't you tell us exactly what you mean by that.
    
389.585PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BFri Jul 26 1996 15:125
>      <<< Note 389.583 by RUSURE::EDP "Always mount a scratch monkey." >>>
    
>    You have failed to ascertain the point.

	You have failed to make a point.
389.586EVMS::MORONEYJFK committed suicide!Fri Jul 26 1996 15:5026
re .579:

>      Not to mention that human females, alone in the order, practice
>     secret estrus, secret even among themselves.  In other primates,
>     both genders know by scent who is in heat.  Neither human gender
>     does.

I once stumbled across a web page that gave a convincing argument how
humans evolved such that human males can't really tell when females are in
estrus, how humans evolved away from the dominant male/harem of females model
most other mammals have and even why women living in groups tend to
"synchronize" their cycles.

It boils down to an evolutionary advantage of the two adults supporting
themselves+child(ren) system, probably because of an Ice Age, and the female
constantly being "in heat" kept the male "interested" in her keeping her
supplied with food etc. and discouraged formation of the dominant male/harem
model.

The dominant male/harem of females model has the disadvantage (to the female)
the dominant male could essentially ignore females not currently in heat
entirely while he pursued/guarded those who were, meaning the female had to
fend for herself and her offspring most of the time.

(I suppose this insults men and women alike but it's not my writings.  I just
found it an interesting argument)
389.587SMURF::BINDERErrabit quicquid errare potest.Fri Jul 26 1996 15:5529
    .537
    
    > Your statement that Adam and Eve are metaphors is wholey [pun intended]
    
    Hardly.  The story of Genesis cannot under any circumstances be thought
    to be a literal description of the creation process, except by a person
    who simply refuses to use the wits God gave him or her.
    
    > ...cannot be supported except through *supposition* as
    > scripture clearly reveals Adam as man, carnal, flesh.
    
    Such scripture is *not* demonstrable fact.  Job really had it hard,
    you'll have to admit.  But Job was a creation of fiction, invented to
    make a point.
    
    Why can you not accept that Adam and Eve might have been similarly
    invented? Are you afraid that acceptance of a Creation that is billions
    of years old might shake your faith?  It doesn't shake mine; quite to
    the contrary, it impresses me more than a wham-bam Creation would.  God
    designed things pretty well, didn't he, if the whole thing is still
    running after at leat 8 billion years without having to go in for
    regular 10,000-mile checkups and adjustments.
    
    > Dick,  do you believe the Bible to be the Word of God?
    
    Yes.  But I do not believe it to be the *literal* word of God.  Anyone
    who *does* so believe is worshiping a loaf of bread.  (John 6 contains
    three separate statements by Jesus himself that he is bread.)  Without
    acceptance of metaphor, Scripture is essentially meaningless.
389.588JULIET::MORALES_NASweet Spirit's Gentle BreezeFri Jul 26 1996 16:261
    What is estrus?
389.589NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Fri Jul 26 1996 16:281
Heat.  As in "that bitch is in heat."
389.590ovulation testGAAS::BRAUCHERWelcome to ParadiseFri Jul 26 1996 16:3410
    
      Many mammal females reveal when they are ovulating, so that both
     males and females know at what time mating has a chance of being
     successful.  Humans do not.  Somebody correct me if I'm wrong,
     but isn't there now some test humans can perform, to find out ?
     (You can tell it's been a while since this was an issue for us !)
    
      Usual signs of estrus in other females is olfactory.
    
      bb
389.591BULEAN::BANKSFri Jul 26 1996 16:386
>      Many mammal females reveal when they are ovulating, so that both
>     males and females know at what time mating has a chance of being
>     successful.

And I just thought this was just a way your cat/dog would penalize you for
waiting too long to get her fixed.
389.592It's FridayDECWIN::RALTOJail to the ChiefFri Jul 26 1996 16:456
    > What is estrus?  [and Gerald's answer]
    
    Oh, now it makes sense.  I thought it was one of those new 1996 cars
    like the Dodge Estrus.
    
    Chris
389.593JULIET::MORALES_NASweet Spirit's Gentle BreezeFri Jul 26 1996 16:493
    .592
    
    Not a bad car name. :-)
389.594POLAR::RICHARDSONPerpetual GlennFri Jul 26 1996 16:501
    dodging estrus is the name of the game for sure.
389.595Ah good, demented minds think alikeDECWIN::RALTOJail to the ChiefFri Jul 26 1996 16:595
    > dodging estrus is the name of the game for sure.
    
    Oh yes, my choice of "Dodge" was not accidental. :-)
    
    Chris
389.596POLAR::RICHARDSONPerpetual GlennFri Jul 26 1996 18:444
    Certainly a good vehicle to send a message and avoid the transmission
    of STD's.
    
    We have a lot in common.
389.597RUSURE::GOODWINSacred Cows Make the Best HamburgerFri Jul 26 1996 18:541
    Sounds like a mail truck to me...
389.598Yet more...N2DEEP::SHALLOWSubtract L, invert WSun Jul 28 1996 00:2993
 Well Dick, again you have made comments which cause me to respond, though I
thought I was finished with this topic. 2nd Timothy 3:16 says "All scripture
is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof,
for correction, for instruction in righteousness." All scripture except the
account of Adam and Eve, or Noah? Nope, ALL scripture. But since it seems you
have your doubts about Saul of Tarsus, aka Paul the Apostle, you may not be
able to acknowledge his writings as inspired. That would remove a large portion
of the NT for you. I guess that would be *your* loss.

 Do you think God is incapable of sending a message to the homo sapiens, and
not have what He wanted to be said lost in the translations? If you think in
the affirmative, your faith in God/Jesus may be weak. You question whether or
not Jesus rose from the dead, calling it a ploy? AND call it a well understood
sorcerers trick?!? This would make me question if we may also have differences
in the "essentials of salvation". What is the biblical definition of faith? I
found Hebrews 11:1, "Faith is the substance of things hoped for, the evidence
of things not seen" to be adequate. You must admit there are many times when
the things of faith contradict the "proof" of educated men and women. In any
case, I choose to believe in the unseen, and regard the seen as a possible 
illusion, or cleverly devised deception of the opposition.

 "If God really cares" sounds like you are unsure if He actualy does. I know
you are aware of John 3:16! As far as the determination of those who haven't
had an opportunity to hear the good news, that decision is not up to either
you or I, but of God, who will judge all fairly and justly. We do not know
whether or not there is a "last chance" *after* the last breath has left the
body of any individual who had not accepted the free gift of salvatiion prior
to death. I might wonder if He would be willing to give those who have heard, 
and rejected the chance the same option?

 "Right, God who is all-good and incapable of evil", I think you must have
missed a verse, in Isaiah 45:7 it says, "I form the light, and create darkness;
I make peace, and create evil; I the Lord do all these things". Although there
are many acts of God, both past and future, that I find to be contradictory to
the human idea of a "loving" God, ( Our grandfather, who art in heaven? ) He
doesn't have to answer to *me* for what He does. The relationship with God is
often like that of a parent/child, where discipline, or chastisement is often
felt as "You don't love me!", when in fact, tough love wouldn't allow for the 
continuation of some actions, which may turn out to be beneficial to the one
receiving the punishment.  So are you saying that God may be evil for handling
us rebellious humans as He does? After all, we are all part of His creation,
and within the rights of the Creator to do with as He pleases. Dontcha think?

 Although many throughout history have made claims to be "God", who besides
Jesus did miracles? I am not talking about what we may acknowledge as techy
type devices, but actual "defies logic" miracles, such as walking on water,
(unfrozen) healing the sick, causing the blind to see, raising the dead (with-
out the use of modern medicinal methodology or CPR) and many other miracles
He did, and also those who follow Him have done as well. For me, and many others
who profess belief in the Bible, thinking that ANY of the accounts within are
what you call "obvious hokum stories" is not possible. Just because there isn't
substantial proof to see, feel, hear and smell and taste of, doesn't mean it
isn't possible. Again, faith supercedes the senses. It wouldn't require ANY
faith if evidence was available, and "without faith, it is impossible to please
Him". Guess it's just the way God designed it to be? Do you discount the book
of Proverbs to be the uninspired words of Solomon? In that very book, verse 3:5,
it says; "Trust in the Lord with all your heart, and lean not unto your own
understanding." Perhaps God knows more than you and I, and the collective
intelligence of all mankind, throughout all of history? I think so. And you?

 I'm glad you have some faith in Jesus, and claim to be born again. However, 
you seem to be less careful than I in what you study. I have no desire to study
of others teachings and historical backup that are contradictory to the beliefs
taught in the Bible. I had my years of searching, including hitchhiking across
the country to the L.A. Hari Krishna temple, and investigating other aspects
of Hinduism, Shintoism, thisism, and thatism. I'm quite secure in my beliefs
in the teachings of Christ, so much in fact, I no longer need to seek further,
unless is in defence of the faith I choose to believe in. 

 You seem to desire to argue, while I would prefer to keep it at a discussion
level. Since neither of us can offer "proof" to the other of items that require
faith, discussion is still open as far as I'm concerned. Argueing is pointless,
as neither of us *KNOW* what we claim to believe, and if I DID know, then I
WOULD consider an arguement. Your insults don't bother me, but I would prefer
you stop, as it takes away from what could be a "professional discussion". My
head is not buried in the sand, and neither have I come to the place where I
"need not bother to think", as hopefully demonstrated in this, and previous
replies. But I'm not writing here to prove *me* to you, only to share what are
"shared with other's" beliefs, based on the authenticity of the Word of God. Is
the question we are debating; "is God who He said He was/is?" or "did God lie
to us", or "could we be wrong in some areas"? I don't think it's the first, or
the second. As stated in a previous reply, I'm willing to admit error, if the
proper "evidence" is given, and others (Christians) will back you on. But the 
question here for this topic is "Is there a God, and if so, which one is He?" 
Let's try to keep our conversations around that, ok? That might makes things
more peaceable, and peace IS a major part of the Christian faith. Though not 
neccesarily between all major factions and denominations, but within the hearts
of those who draw close to God, as He will draw near to them, and give HIS own
peace to them. That in itself is worth the effort. To know God more deeply is
my own goal, as when you get right down to it, what else is there of true and
lasting value?  Me thinks it would be "shallow" of me to think otherwise ;-)
    
Regards,
389.599religous security?BRITE::FYFEUse it up, wear it out, make it do, or do without.Mon Jul 29 1996 02:2623
    >Do you think God is incapable of sending a message to the homo sapiens, and
    >not have what He wanted to be said lost in the translations?
    
    God did not write, scribe, print, collect, organize, or otherwise have
    anything to do with the construction of the bible, a task which took
    many generations. It is a product of human craftmanship.
    
    > "If God really cares" sounds like you are unsure if He actualy does.
    
    Go back an read what Dick wrote as it was meant, not as you have
    twisted it.
    
    >Although many throughout history have made claims to be "God", who
    >besides Jesus did miracles?
    
    Would you subscribe that all saints are god? Many have also been
    recorded as performing miracles in the name of god.
    
    Any why are so many believers so defensive about constructive
    critisizm of their religious beliefs?
    
    Doug.
    
389.600CSLALL::HENDERSONEvery knee shall bowMon Jul 29 1996 13:0724
    
>    God did not write, scribe, print, collect, organize, or otherwise have
>    anything to do with the construction of the bible, a task which took
>    many generations. It is a product of human craftmanship.
    
 

     So, for what purpose did "human craftsmanship" create a "book" which
     condemns him/herself to an eternity in Hell, and then create a saviour
     who would save mankind (those who chose such salvation) from such
     an eternal punishment.  And where those who choose this salvation would
     spend an eternity serving this creator.  I'm not sure that human
     craftsmanship has ever created a work where mankind is subordinate to
     any being.

     Have you actually studied the Bible and all the intricate interrelation-
     ships between Old and New Testament?  

       
    


 Jim    

389.601POLAR::RICHARDSONPerpetual GlennMon Jul 29 1996 13:394
        Well, Jim, if you already believe you are saved then it should not
    bother you to write about eternal damnation now would it? The
    intricacies of hell and damnation were outlined in the New Testament by
    people who had no intention of experiencing it.
389.602MKOTS3::JMARTINMadison...5'2'' 95 lbs.Mon Jul 29 1996 13:561
    Gosh, for a bunch of atheists, you guys are really deep!!!!
389.603SMURF::BINDERErrabit quicquid errare potest.Mon Jul 29 1996 15:23237
389.604Mystical muscles ???BRITE::FYFEUse it up, wear it out, make it do, or do without.Mon Jul 29 1996 16:1917
 >    So, for what purpose did "human craftsmanship" create a "book" which
 
 While god may have been the inspiration for the assembly of the bible,
 god did not create it, nor did he choose what would be included/excluded,
 nor did he dictate its passages for the purpose of recording in the bible.
 Many of the passages were recorded after many generations of story telling 
 passed them down down from elder to youth.

 >Have you actually studied the Bible and all the intricate interrelation-
 >ships between Old and New Testament?  

  I have read much of it (thanks to Steve H!), and some portions of it many 
  times. It's history is what intrigues me, along with the intended lessons
  it contains.

  Doug.
 
389.605JULIET::MORALES_NASweet Spirit's Gentle BreezeMon Jul 29 1996 16:5547
    RE:  Inspiration/Integrity of the Bible
    
    I wrote the below approximately 1 year ago regarding the infallibility
    of the Word of God.  
    
    A discussion was ensuing regarding the humanity of Paul and Peter and
    the infallibility of scripture.
    
     
    *******
    I've read the book of Acts in its entirety as a collective study
    approximately one year ago.
    
    IMHO, both Peter and Paul were right.  Not everyone can teach children,
    not everyone can teach senior saints... and not everyone can teach the
    manifestation of Christ in Judaism.  Peter was GREAT at this.  Paul was
    not.  Paul's transformation was like night and day to the Jews.  He
    became a fanatic to them with teachings that took the church's control
    away.  Many Jews believed in Christ, but weren't baptized, many Jews
    believed in Christ, but held onto the legalism of the Law... it was
    Christ + the Law that saved in their reasoning.  Why?  Because they
    wanted the *control* of the people left in tact.  
    
    I see Peter's role in leading the Jews into Grace without lawlessness
    [in the sense of chaos] as being a calling that Paul himself desired. 
    But Paul's calling was not to Jerusalem, but to the Gentiles.  Paul
    *loved* the Jews so much that he disobeyed the Spirit to go to
    Jerusalem, where he ended up suffering.
    
    The fallacy of the humanity of Peter and Paul, does not discredit the
    inerrancy of the word of God.  As a matter of fact, it heightens the
    credibility of the Bible as being a book of Truth, as it doesn't
    whitewash over the sinfulness of *any* man.
    
    I praise God that despite my sinfulness I can still do things for Him
    that are pure.  When I teach my Sunday School Class, when I hold the
    hand of a Sr. Saint and aid a disabled person.  God still works through
    me, though I'm not a clean vessel... just a surrendered one.
    
    And that is why Peter and Paul though fallible, could infallibly write
    the word of God.... *surrender*.
    
    In His Love,
    Nancy
    
    
    
389.606LANDO::OLIVER_Bit's about summer!Mon Jul 29 1996 17:042
    how atheists should act in the box, people, how atheists
    should act in the box!  agag.
389.607GENRAL::RALSTONOnly half of us are above average!Mon Jul 29 1996 18:0031
>So, for what purpose did "human craftsmanship" create a "book" which
>condemns him/herself to an eternity in Hell, and then create a saviour
>who would save mankind (those who chose such salvation) from such
>an eternal punishment.  And where those who choose this salvation would
>spend an eternity serving this creator.  

It is ironic that early Christianity with its teachings of Jesus was an 
attempt to shift religion from the outmoded demands of Moses to the newly 
conscious and earthly mind of man. Christianity then discovered a 
devastatingly effective tool for authoritarian control, guilt. Guilt not only 
worked on conscious minds, but required conscious minds to be effective.
Despite religion, conscious minds caused the gradual shifts from governments 
of gods to governments of men and from divine laws to secular laws. Still, 
man held on to the old ways of Moses, who set himself up as an authority from 
god. The people longed for this guidance. This longing for guidance produced 
churches, prophets, oracles, sibyls, diviners, cults, mediums, astrologers,
saints, idols, demons, tarot cards, seances, Ouija boards, glossolalia, 
fuhrers, ayatollahs, popes, peyote, Jonestown, born-agains. The New Testament, 
for example, shows that Jesus and his disciples became effective exorcists by 
substituting one "authority" (their god) for another "authority" (another god 
or demon). Using their dead, well know hero zealot of the times Christian 
leaders became a popular source of external "authority", Christian zealots 
began physically destroying competition. They then built their own idols and
symbols to reinforce the external "authority" of Christianity. The myth 
perpetrated by these "authorities" including the the creation of a book that
condemns man to an eternity in Hell, unless of course one follows the course
set by these "authorities". This mentality exists today is the born-again 
movement that seeks external guidance. In that movement, people surrender 
their self-choice and self-decision making in exchange for false promises of 
protection and guidance. And they do it willingly.

389.608PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BMon Jul 29 1996 18:136
>  <<< Note 389.607 by GENRAL::RALSTON "Only half of us are above average!" >>>

	I sure wish to hell you'd learn how to form paragraphs.  Sheesh.
	
	Then I could pick and choose which sections not to read.
389.609JULIET::MORALES_NASweet Spirit's Gentle BreezeMon Jul 29 1996 18:1713
    >It is ironic that early Christianity with its teachings of Jesus was an 
    >attempt to shift religion from the outmoded demands of Moses to the
    >newly  conscious and earthly mind of man.
    
    Your whole supposition is incorrect.  The shift of religion was from
    law to grace, not the earthly mind of man, but the heavenly mind of
    Christ.
    
    
    
    
    
    
389.610POLAR::RICHARDSONPerpetual GlennMon Jul 29 1996 18:181
    You mean, law to grace to damnation.
389.611JULIET::MORALES_NASweet Spirit's Gentle BreezeMon Jul 29 1996 18:206
    :-)
    
    How about 
    
    damnation = law
    grace = eternal life
389.612POLAR::RICHARDSONPerpetual GlennMon Jul 29 1996 18:271
    You mean, grace + repentance = eternal life.
389.613NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Mon Jul 29 1996 18:291
George - Grace = pretty close to eternal life.
389.614MKOTS3::JMARTINMadison...5'2'' 95 lbs.Mon Jul 29 1996 18:304
    Guilt???  Tom, you apparently don't have a concept of what Christianity
    is.  
    
    -Jack
389.615POLAR::RICHARDSONPerpetual GlennMon Jul 29 1996 18:301
    George + Cruel Spa = cryptic notes.
389.616JULIET::MORALES_NASweet Spirit's Gentle BreezeMon Jul 29 1996 18:553
    .612
    
    Thank for the clarification... :-)  
389.617GENRAL::RALSTONOnly half of us are above average!Mon Jul 29 1996 19:1024
    >Then I could pick and choose which sections not to read. 
    
    Just use NEXT/UNSEEN, it always works for me with your notes.  :)
    
    
    >Tom, you apparently don't have a concept of what Christianity is.
    
    I think you know this not to be true. Perhaps you can explain John 16:8
    (KJV)
    
    "And when he is come, he will reprove the world of sin, and of
    righteousness, and of judgment"
    
    Or better yet, check it out the NIV:
    
    "When he comes, he will convict the world of guilt in regard to sin
    and righteousness and judgment"
    
    Christianity teaches that man is guilty and that the only way to
    redemption in Jesus Christ and him crucified. But. you already know
    this Jack.
    
     
              
389.618PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BMon Jul 29 1996 19:1411
>  <<< Note 389.617 by GENRAL::RALSTON "Only half of us are above average!" >>>
    
>    Just use NEXT/UNSEEN, it always works for me with your notes.  :)

    Apparently it didn't work that time. ;>

    {smooch}

    I actually enjoy your notes.  They're just a bit daunting at
    times, the way they're unformatted, is all.

389.619MKOTS3::JMARTINMadison...5'2'' 95 lbs.Mon Jul 29 1996 19:1611
    Z    Christianity teaches that man is guilty and that the only way to
    Z    redemption in Jesus Christ and him crucified. But. you already know
    Z    this Jack.
    
    Ah...yes, the depravity of humanity which you so aptly reject.  I
    looked at your posting from the context of Church heiirarchies, like
    nuns for example, waving finger and pronouncing guilt on your Christian
    kids.  "You're going to hell", etc.  I see Christianity as an escape
    from a fate that will ultimately hit the world.  
    
    -Jack
389.620GENRAL::RALSTONOnly half of us are above average!Mon Jul 29 1996 19:236
    >They're just a bit daunting at times, the way they're unformatted, is all.
    
    Well, sometimes I thinks and writes, sometimes I writes and thinks, and
    sometimes I just writes.   :)
    
    {Smooth} back at ya.
389.621GENRAL::RALSTONOnly half of us are above average!Mon Jul 29 1996 19:264
    >I see Christianity as an escape from a fate that will ultimately hit the 
    >world.
    
    Escape from what, guilt?
389.622MKOTS3::JMARTINMadison...5'2'' 95 lbs.Mon Jul 29 1996 19:3710
  ZZ      Escape from what, guilt?
    
    No, the guilt part is already passed.  The fate will actually be the
    execution of God's judgement.
    
    "For how shall we escape, if we neglect so great a salvation?"  The
    problem is Tom you give little credence as to what we have been
    redeemed from.
    
    -Jack
389.623GENRAL::RALSTONOnly half of us are above average!Mon Jul 29 1996 20:198
    >"For how shall we escape, if we neglect so great a salvation?"  The
    >problem is Tom you give little credence as to what we have been
    >redeemed from.
    
    No my friend, not little credence, no credence. The word "we" puts me off
    right away, as I see nothing that I have personally done for which I need
    redemption, and I am sure that I don't need redemption for that which
    anyone else has done.
389.624MKOTS3::JMARTINMadison...5'2'' 95 lbs.Mon Jul 29 1996 20:2515
 Z   The word "we" puts me off
 Z   right away, as I see nothing that I have personally done for which
 Z   I need redemption, and I am sure that I don't need redemption for that
 Z   which anyone else has done.
    
    Somewhat reminds me of the young man who stomped his feet at the
    landlord...
    
    "MY DAD DIDN'T KEEP UP WITH THE PAYMENTS...WHY SHOULD I HAVE TO LEAVE??"
    
    While we are not directly culpable, we inherit the same penalty through
    our our association.  Oh, I understand what you are saying Tom, but I
    am not in a position to become a law unto myself.  
    
    -Jack
389.625JULIET::MORALES_NASweet Spirit's Gentle BreezeMon Jul 29 1996 20:331
    I just remembered who Tom was! :-) :-) :-) :-)
389.626LANDO::OLIVER_Bit's about summer!Mon Jul 29 1996 20:345
        |we inherit the same penalty through
        |our our association.
    
        i'm so glad i don't know what you're talking about.
    
389.627Psychologists today no longer believe that...JULIET::MORALES_NASweet Spirit's Gentle BreezeMon Jul 29 1996 20:366
    Well Tom,
    
    Try checking out the June version of Newsweek [1996] and then let's
    discuss guilt.
    
    Nancy
389.628PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BMon Jul 29 1996 20:387
  You're going straight to Hell, Oph.  That's all you need
  to know.  



  See you there - first martini's on me.
389.629GENRAL::RALSTONOnly half of us are above average!Mon Jul 29 1996 21:1412
    >we inherit the same penalty through our our association.
    
    I know this is the party line. But, investigating the logic of it we
    find that I am, along with everyone else living, dead or yet to be
    born, guilty for crimes committed by anyone else. This would not be a
    god who teaches such things, it would be one with a criminal mind, who
    wants not to be culpable for his own individual actions.
    
    >Try checking out the June version of Newsweek [1996] and then let's
    >discuss guilt. 
    
    Perhaps you would be so kind to summarize, luv. 
389.630GENRAL::RALSTONOnly half of us are above average!Mon Jul 29 1996 21:153
    >See you there - first martini's on me. 
    
    Don't wait for me, I've got other plans.  :)
389.631How To Teach Children Moral BehaviorJULIET::MORALES_NASweet Spirit's Gentle BreezeMon Jul 29 1996 21:4311
    .629
    
    oooh, he called me "luv"... :-)
    
    Well to summarize is to plagiarize, so I'll polarize like this:
    
    "Psychologists today no longer believe that guilt/shame in all forms
    causes neurosis.  Guilt and shame when administered properly, actually
    encourages morality in children's behaviors."
    
    
389.632BUSY::SLABDancin' on CoalsMon Jul 29 1996 22:184
    
    	Actually, summarize isn't the same as plagiarism ... plagiarism
    	is illegal, while summarization is perfectly legal.
    
389.633JULIET::MORALES_NASweet Spirit's Gentle BreezeMon Jul 29 1996 22:191
    thank you...
389.634GENRAL::RALSTONOnly half of us are above average!Mon Jul 29 1996 22:2316
    The only thing I see to do, to point out that this statement has no
    meaning, is to point out all the subjective terms, which of course are
    subject to individual interpretation. Many Psychologists attempt to
    place themselves as authorities over their patients by using subjective
    tactics like this. Statements can only be honest when applied
    individually and can never be honest when broad brushed, such as stated
    here. The opposite is also true, what may apply to an individual may or
    may not apply to all.
    
    >"Psychologists today no longer believe that guilt/shame in all forms
                                                 ^^^^^^^^^^^
    >causes neurosis.  Guilt and shame when administered properly, actually
            ^^^^^^^^   ^^^^^     ^^^^^      ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    >encourages morality in children's behaviors."
                ^^^^^^^^    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
                         
389.635JULIET::MORALES_NASweet Spirit's Gentle BreezeMon Jul 29 1996 22:364
    .634
    
    Yeah, so.  If that is your only response, I'm disappointed.  
    
389.636BUSY::SLABDancin' on CoalsMon Jul 29 1996 22:385
    
    	RE: last couple
    
    	Only 2 days, and already a spat?
    
389.637GENRAL::RALSTONOnly half of us are above average!Mon Jul 29 1996 23:018
    >Yeah, so.  If that is your only response, I'm disappointed. 
    
    I'm not sure what to respond to. The quote doesn't make any sense.
    Besides I fail to see how this relates to christian guilt. Perhaps you
    can explain.
    
    I'll be glad to discuss as soon as I understand. Which isn't always an
    easy task.  :)
389.638JULIET::MORALES_NASweet Spirit's Gentle BreezeMon Jul 29 1996 23:5334
    Oh you wanted to have a discussion, pardon me.. :-) :-) :-)
    
    Christian guilt is proper guilt.  It allows us to see that we are not
    God. When one does not have this guilt, there is the possibility of
    self omnipotence and denial in the fallibility of our humanity. 
    I think the one thing that most of us can agree on is that we've all
    made mistakes.  
    
    Therefore, I conclude that self omnipotence is only half the story.  It
    is the half that God has given us as a free will with which to choose
    the direction of our lives.
    
    The other half, of course to me, is the recognition of God.  In
    conversation with a co-worker at lunch the other day, I mentioned that
    there are people who think that having a faith in God is indicative of
    weakness in spirit and is in fact oftimes ridiculed.  But for me, my
    faith has been my strength and the evidence of that faith lies in my
    soon to be reconciled marriage, my children and their character and
    most of all the peace in my heart after having gone through so much
    abuse in my life.
    
    Aww, the abuse that is what created this need for God.. that's the
    ticket, right?  Wrong.  What created this RECOGNITION of God in my life
    was also recognizing the sinfulness of my humanity and the shame/guilt
    that it produces.  I am fallable, God is not.  
    
    What appears to you as an "excuse for falliblility" is really an
    acknowlegement of fallibility and the beginning of accountability.
        
    It appears to me that guilt is only wrong [imo] to those who have faith
    in self omnipotence, which is a belief with no hope.
    
    Nancy
    
389.639POLAR::RICHARDSONPerpetual GlennTue Jul 30 1996 01:5912
    Wow. My experience has been that Christians who believe they are free
    of guilt and are chosen/anointed for whatever exhibit a high degree of
    what you have termed "self-omnipotence" and deny their own fallibility.

    A great example of how far that can go is the Pope. He is purported to
    be infallible. My experience has been that Protestant circles,
    specifically Pentecostal in my case, create countless little papacies
    from all echelons of church hierarchy.
    
    So Christian guilt can be overcome in one's own mind and the result is
    far more hideous than I have experienced in any other walk of life I
    have encountered. It changed my life.
389.640COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertTue Jul 30 1996 02:2724
You don't understand the Pope's infallibility.

But you do seem to understand Protestant infallibility.

The Pope, as a man, is not infallible.  He is just as guilty of the death
of Christ as you or I or Pontius Pilate or the scribes and pharisees.
Just like each of us, his salvation depends not upon his own merit but upon
his faith (a faith received by the grace of God) in the Cross of Christ.

The Pope may only infallibly declare a teaching to be true if it is consistent
with the worldwide teaching authority of the Church, and he may never
contradict the Sacred Deposit of Faith: the Scriptures as the principal
element of that deposit coupled with their interpretation through longstanding
Tradition.  He can't just make up something new and declare it so.

However, the Protestant may declare anything infallibly so and choose to
ignore or invent a new interpretation of those verses of Scripture which are
inconsistent with his new religion.

As may the atheist, when he declares there is no God, even though all around
him the marvellous evidence of God's existence shines forth magnificently in
all creation.

/john
389.641POLAR::RICHARDSONPerpetual GlennTue Jul 30 1996 02:398
    So, the Pope has never declared extra biblical doctrine? The deposit of
    faith term sounds like a lot of latitude for interpretation of things.

    Anyway, perhaps you are right, I don't fully understand the doctrine of
    papal infallibility. I would guess that the Roman Catholic church
    suffers from the same ills that Protestant churches do however. People
    sincerely believe they are bang on correct in what they are doing and
    trampling people and destroying their faith and ruining their lives.
389.642COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertTue Jul 30 1996 03:0814
>    So, the Pope has never declared extra biblical doctrine?

The Pope has never declared a doctrine which contradicts the bible.

In fact, the Pope doesn't go around willy-nilly declaring doctrines.  His
job is to affirm a long-standing doctrine when there is confusion over it,
to show how the Church has traditionally approached the doctrine, and to
show how it is consistent with or flows from that which is in the bible.

He exercises this authority together with other bishops throughout the
world, in the biblical role of "confirming the brethren" conferred upon
the Petrine office when Jesus told St. Peter to "feed my sheep".

/john
389.643"GUILTY"? Interesting use of the word...ALPHAZ::HARNEYJohn A HarneyTue Jul 30 1996 11:567
re: .640 (JohnC)

>    He is just as guilty of the death of Christ as you or I...

Speak for yourself, please.  I am guilty of no such thing.

\john
389.644RUSURE::EDPAlways mount a scratch monkey.Tue Jul 30 1996 12:0118
    Re .584, .585:

    The point, for you clueless, is not that I happen to have knowledge of
    how women behave with each other, but the simple fact that human estrus
    cannot properly be deemed secret because the word "secret" means "kept
    unknown".  If you have problems deducing how that is relevant, consider
    that what is made known is therefore not secret.  Still can't make the
    connection?  So that I do not have to detail for you the signs that are
    apparent to many men in relationships, let me offer instead the example
    of certain women who make the phase of their cycle quite clearly known
    to all and sundry.


    				-- edp


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389.645I was hungry and you gave me no food; I was thirsty...COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertTue Jul 30 1996 12:0411
While I will not make any judgment as to whether you have lived a perfect
life or not, it is a basic Christian doctrine that the death of Christ was
because of the sins of all humanity.

As St. Francis of Assisi said:

	"Nor did demons crucify him; it is you who have crucified
	 him and crucify him still, when you delight in your vices
	 and sins."

/john
389.646RUSURE::EDPAlways mount a scratch monkey.Tue Jul 30 1996 12:1217
    Re .556:
    
    > You may think you came from a monkey. But I have more self esteem!!
    
    So you reach conclusions based on what you WANT the answers to be
    rather than what is most likely to be true.
    
    That is an excellent way to remain ignorant.
    
    Well, ignorance is bliss.  Too bad it isn't painful.
    
    
    				-- edp
    
    
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389.647POWDML::HANGGELIWill Work For LatteTue Jul 30 1996 12:377
    
    >let me offer instead the example
    >of certain women who make the phase of their cycle quite clearly
    >known to all and sundry.
    
    And how exactly do they do this.
     
389.649GMASEC::KELLYQueen of the JungleTue Jul 30 1996 12:536
    Deb, 
    
    he must be referring to those times that we run down the hallways,
    desperately begging innocent passers-by for dimes.  Or I know, it's
    the days we aren't smiling and happy with every insipid little twit
    who comes our way.  Yeah, that's it.
389.650RUSURE::EDPAlways mount a scratch monkey.Tue Jul 30 1996 13:0013
    Re .649:
    
    > Or I know, it's the days we aren't smiling and happy with every
    > insipid little twit who comes our way.
    
    PC bullcrap.
    
    
    				-- edp
    
    
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389.651GMASEC::KELLYQueen of the JungleTue Jul 30 1996 13:313
    well, then, pray, do explain yourself, sir.  It really hasn't anything
    to do with being clueless on our part.  Let's just say it will be
    'interesting' to hear a man's view on this, if you care to share.
389.652POWDML::HANGGELIWill Work For LatteTue Jul 30 1996 13:328
    
    .648
    
    You may delete that personal insult at any time.
    
    I'd like you to explain what you mean rather than pussyfooting around
    the issue.
    
389.653ALPHAZ::HARNEYJohn A HarneyTue Jul 30 1996 13:3212
re: .645(JohnC)

>While I will not make any judgment as to whether you have lived a perfect
>life or not, it is a basic Christian doctrine that the death of Christ was
>because of the sins of all humanity.

Since "all humanity" is "guilty" of nothing more than mere existing,
you're clearly talking figuratively instead of literally.  I get it.

Well, as you like.  Please just watch where you point that finger.

\john
389.654hmmmGAAS::BRAUCHERWelcome to ParadiseTue Jul 30 1996 13:334
    
      What are the martinis in hell like ?
    
      bb
389.655WAHOO::LEVESQUEyou don't love me, pretty babyTue Jul 30 1996 13:351
    mint or cinnamon toothpicks are certain
389.656RUSURE::GOODWINSacred Cows Make the Best HamburgerTue Jul 30 1996 13:3913
    >causes neurosis.  Guilt and shame when administered properly, actually
    >encourages morality in children's behaviors."
    
    What a crock.
    
    Making children feel shame and guilt, or otherwise feel diminished
    in their worth as human beings, damages them and damages their
    relationship with you.
    
    Your children are guests in your home for a little while.  You
    should always treat them with at least the same level of respect
    you reserve for your other guests.
    
389.657Or to excel instead of muddleCOVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertTue Jul 30 1996 13:4511
>    Making children feel shame and guilt, or otherwise feel diminished
>    in their worth as human beings, damages them and damages their
>    relationship with you.

This is the same PC bullcrap which says that rewarding achievment and
punishing failure (in school or sports, for example) damages children.

The truth is that pointing out right and wrong builds character and
gives children the ability to DO right instead of wrong.

/john
389.658LANDO::OLIVER_Bit's about summer!Tue Jul 30 1996 13:486
    /The truth is that pointing out right and wrong builds character and
    /gives children the ability to DO right instead of wrong.
    
    yes, but you don't need religion-inspired guilt to accomplish
    this.
    
389.659COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertTue Jul 30 1996 13:5510
Of course "religion inspired guilt" is only half the story of Christianity.

The rest is that Jesus Christ established his Church to administer the
Sacraments, which are rightly and truly means of Grace and which give
strength obtained from God to DO good (his will) and to be freed from guilt
and the stain of sin.  No matter how often one falls back into sin, the
grace imparted by God provides the power to be free from sin in the future,
bit by bit.  Faith and grace, hand in hand, provide freedom from guilt.

/john
389.660then again, I don't think a spanking is the end of the world eitherWAHOO::LEVESQUEinhale to the chiefTue Jul 30 1996 13:5526
    >Making children feel shame and guilt, or otherwise feel diminished
    >in their worth as human beings, damages them and damages their
    >relationship with you.
    
     Nonsense. What is a person with no sense of shame or guilt? A
    sociopath, that's what. Everybody does things that are wrong at some
    point or other. People who feel no guilt when they do things that are
    wrong tend to do them more often, and tend to do things that are more
    wrong. Having a sense of guilt when one does something wrong is an
    indication that one knows the difference between right and wrong.
    
    Furthermore, I don't subscribe to the notion that children are so
    incredibly fragile that breathing on them too hard is likely to shatter
    them into a million pieces. Children need and desire discipline. It is
    hardly a bad thing for children to feel bad when they do something
    wrong. When a child maliciously destroys another child's toy, it is
    right and proper that the child be punished and feel bad about what
    s/he's done. How else is the child to learn to avoid such antisocial
    behavior?
    
     Guilt and shame are tools for the parent to use. Like any other, if
    overused or abused, they can be destructive and can lead to undesired
    results including dysfunctional behavior. If used in moderation and
    considerately, they can help shape well adjusted, happy and pleasantly
    behaved children that understand the difference between right and wrong
    and modulate their behavior accordingly.
389.661SMURF::WALTERSTue Jul 30 1996 13:585
    First I've heard that all psychologists bought into this idea at one
    time.  I think you'll find it is (or was) the exclusive preserve of a
    relatively small number of New World foollowers of the great Siggy
    Fried and his ilk.   Opinion amongst psychologists in the rest of the
    world will vary.  Ther're not all, er, guilty.
389.662the crux : sinGAAS::BRAUCHERWelcome to ParadiseTue Jul 30 1996 13:5924
    
      In the early years of the 20th century, some logical positivists
     argued that there was no such thing as "sin".  Nietsche wrote a
     book called "Beyond Good and Evil".  On the other end of the scale,
     Joseph Conrad, the Polish emigre to England, wrote "Heart of
     Darkness".  In light of the events in Europe of the great wars,
     nobody argues the existence of sin any more.  You cannot watch
     "Schindler's List" and hold this position - your fellow humans
     will dismiss your arguments.
    
      Thus, both atheists and theists must accept that sin exists, that
     it happens, that humans sometimes do things which they should not.
     Whether you attend a church or not, if you have kids, you will end
     up trying to instill right and wrong.  In either case, the basis
     is very tenuous on the objective level, because the arguments of
     the now-discredited "no-sin" theory were logically cogent.  You
     cannot arrive at any idea of right or wrong without making some
     unprovable assertion or other.  Yet we have to, to avoid depravity.
    
      At least the theists, by making a single unprovable assertion,
     "solve" the problem.  It is possible to do the equivalent as an
     atheist, but you still have to take SOMETHING on faith alone.
    
      bb
389.663evil/bad .ne. sinHBAHBA::HAASmore madness, less horrorTue Jul 30 1996 14:0512
>      Thus, both atheists and theists must accept that sin exists, ...

They must do no such things.

These examples may prove the existence of evil but do not necessarily
support the notion of sin. Sin requires a certain frame of reference in
its interpretaion of evil.

This does not dispute the existence of good or bad, which I don't.
However, that a species kills and tortures its own does not prove sin.

TTom
389.664re .651, etc.PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BTue Jul 30 1996 14:089
	While I understand what Mr. Postpischil is getting at (an
	amazing thing considering how clueless I am), he's still wrong
	in disagreeing with Herr Braucher, assuming that "Yeah, right."
	was meant to register disagreement.  Human females _can_ practice
	secret estrus.  And some do.  That does set them apart, which
	I believe was Billbob's point.


389.665ALPHAZ::HARNEYJohn A HarneyTue Jul 30 1996 14:1215
re: .662 (BB)

>      At least the theists, by making a single unprovable assertion,
>     "solve" the problem.  It is possible to do the equivalent as an
>     atheist, but you still have to take SOMETHING on faith alone.

What the theists do is take on one HUGE amounts of extraneous baggage.
"It's a SIN to eat pork!" "It's a SIN to gamble!" "It's a SIN to work
on Sunday!" "It's a SIN for two consenting adults to have sex outside
marriage!"  

Crux my foot.  You've just restated Our Jack's moral relativism speech.
And it's still wrong.

\john
389.666LANDO::OLIVER_Bit's about summer!Tue Jul 30 1996 14:1310
    |At least the theists, by making a single unprovable assertion,
    |"solve" the problem.  
    
    yes, "up front", they do.  speaking of movies, i am reminded
    of the christening scene in "the godfather" when michael 
    corleone renounces the devil while outside the confines of 
    the church his opponents are being slaughtered on his order.
    
    
    
389.667word gamesGAAS::BRAUCHERWelcome to ParadiseTue Jul 30 1996 14:1721
    
      re, .663 - I don't get it.  Sin is merely the practice of evil.
    
      If you argue that there is no sin, then you either argue that
     NOTHING is evil (a logically consistent position, but repugnant
     to your fellow humans, considering what has hapened), OR you
     argue that "only abnormal or diseased persons, do evil".  But
     the latter is factually ridiculous.  The 20th century is chuck full
     of examples of utterly unremarkable, normal people doing what
     most of us agree is evil.
    
      So, no, you are wrong.  Atheists who agree that evil exists,
     admit that ordinary people can sin.  In the extreme, men can
     sin in overwhelming ways.  You and I can sin, do evil things, of
     which we will subsequently be ashamed.  In fact, if we live long
     enough, it is a sure bet that each of us will do evil things.
     How we deal with that, depends on our opinions, but we are now
     out of empirical, and into normative, thought.  There is no escape
     for atheists from the terrible logic of this.
    
      bb 
389.668SMURF::WALTERSTue Jul 30 1996 14:1824
    .633  I'd go along with that.  All there is is behaviour.  Doc, for
    example states that a child might maliciously damage another's toy.
    Yet you cannot be certain that there is malice there as we understand
    it.
    
    If I as a responsible, mature adult (stretching a point here) destroy
    something, I could be justifiably accused of malice aforethought.  
    To label a childs behaviour as such, and punishing it accordingly,
    is presupposing that the child can fully understand the consequences of
    their actions.  As a society, we do not do this because we fully
    recognise that there are stages of maturity in thought.  Similarly with
    sin, which has an even more complex frame of reference that is not
    universally agreed upon.
    
    We want members of society to behave in certain ways,  so we behave in
    a certain way towards them - rewarding or punishing or ignoring. It
    wouldn't make any difference whether you labelled it sin, aberrant
    behaviour, or asocialist behaviour.  The end results are the same,
    the terminology is a smokescreen for favouring one philosophy of
    behaviour modification over another.
    
    Colin
    
       
389.669sin means punishmentHBAHBA::HAASmore madness, less horrorTue Jul 30 1996 14:2111
>      re, .663 - I don't get it.  Sin is merely the practice of evil.

It's not just a word game.

Sin means that you are punished for the evil you perpetrate. This is
unprovable and is in fack in the domain of faith and hope.

The act of evil is not inherently punishable and in fack may lead to
finite reward.

TTom
389.670PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BTue Jul 30 1996 14:256
>        <<< Note 389.669 by HBAHBA::HAAS "more madness, less horror" >>>

>It's not just a word game.

	Sure sounds like it, especially considering the various
	definitions of "sin" that exist.
389.671WAHOO::LEVESQUEinhale to the chiefTue Jul 30 1996 14:3811
    >Sin means that you are punished for the evil you perpetrate.
    
     I disagree. Sin in its most generic form is the perpetration of evil.
    While I admit the religious connotation of sin exists, to bring a
    strict denotation of the word into play renders this argument an
    exercise in labeling.
    
>The act of evil is not inherently punishable and in fack may lead to
>finite reward.
    
     It typically does, at least on a temporal basis.
389.672are you punished for it?HBAHBA::HAASmore madness, less horrorTue Jul 30 1996 14:459
Well to me the issue is the distinction of what evil might mean.

The Christian view of sin is that you are punished for it. That requires
that you buy into that interpretation of things.

If'n were merely equating the word sin with evil, which I don't, then
other words are required for this distinction. 

TTom
389.673WAHOO::LEVESQUEinhale to the chiefTue Jul 30 1996 14:4723
    >If I as a responsible, mature adult (stretching a point here) destroy
    >something, I could be justifiably accused of malice aforethought.  
    >To label a childs behaviour as such, and punishing it accordingly,
    >is presupposing that the child can fully understand the consequences of
    >their actions.
    
     Obviously one considers the stage of development prior to the
    determination of consequence in such a situation. Clearly justice is
    related to one's understanding of what one is doing. Regarding the
    certainty that malice is the motivating factor in a child's behavior-
    that's not entirely the focus of the behavior modification. One
    recognizes antisocial behavior and one attempts to correct it by
    raising in the child an awareness that the behavior in question is
    wrong. It's not so important whether the behavior was motivated by
    malice or carelessness; so long as the child becomes aware that the
    behavior was unsatisfactory and that it is not to be tolerated the
    child can learn to sense whether an impending behavior is right or
    wrong. Children are very bright that way. Nonetheless, they will not
    always act upon this knowledge, hence repeated attention must be given
    to unacceptable behavior for the lesson to be truly learned until the
    child achieves a certain level of awareness. At that point, the child
    pretty much knows intuitively whether a particular behavior is right or
    wrong without even thinking about it.
389.674WAHOO::LEVESQUEinhale to the chiefTue Jul 30 1996 14:513
    >The Christian view of sin is that you are punished for it.
    
     Not necessarily.
389.675directly relatedHBAHBA::HAASmore madness, less horrorTue Jul 30 1996 14:559
>     Not necessarily.

You're correct.

However, there is a_inherent relationship between sin and punishment. You
sin, you're punished unless <fill in the blank with the process of your
faith>.

TTom
389.676MKOTS3::JMARTINMadison...5'2'' 95 lbs.Tue Jul 30 1996 15:0224
ZZ    I disagree. Sin in its most generic form is the perpetration of evil.
    
    Sin is actually an archery term.  The distance from where the bullseye
    is from where the arrow hits is called sin.  Missing the mark of God's
    perfection.
    
    There was an incident during the Babylonian exile.  There was some sort
    of feast going on and a King named Belshazzar was having a grand old
    time.  The party was abruptly halted when the King saw what appeared to 
    be a hand writing on the wall.  The words were written, "Mene, Mene, Tekel,
    U-Pharsin."  Daniel the prophet translated the meaning of these words
    to the King...
    
    "God has numbered your kingdom and finished it.  You are weighed on the
    balances and found deficient.  Your kingdom will be divided and given
    to the Medes and the Persians."
    
    Interesting to note that God uses the example of a balance or a scale
    to measure the righteousness of a King, and the king is found to be
    deficient.  Sin is actually the measurement of how our righteousness
    matches with Gods righteousness.  This, by our own merit is an
    impossibility.
    
    -Jack  
389.677PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BTue Jul 30 1996 15:042
  <anticipating correction from Hare Binder>
389.679Yesterday's subjectGENRAL::RALSTONOnly half of us are above average!Tue Jul 30 1996 15:3022
Re: Nancy and the Psychologists discussion

The problem I have with psychologists, and the subject of guilt, is that IMO 
psychologists erroneously believe that mental health depends on how well a 
person adapts to the views and opinions of others, the majority or society.
This belief places conformity as the standard for mental health. But, instead,
mental health depends on a loyalty to honesty, regardless of the views and 
opinions of others or one's own feelings. An individual must deal honestly
with reality to gain the productivity and self-esteem required for
survival and happiness.

The human mind and body, by nature, function harmoniously. But, when an 
individual accepts mystical ideas or takes irrational actions, the mind and
body clash and contradict each other. An example, the acceptance of
religious inspired guilt clashes with the sexual nature of men and women.
Also, the ridiculous notion that every human being ever born is responsible 
for the death of Christ, destroys the self-esteem and will, to survive and be 
happy in this their one and only life, of all those who subscribe to such 
irrationality.



389.680POWDML::HANGGELIWill Work For LatteTue Jul 30 1996 15:306
    
    I see.  So you didn't really have any information about the subject, you
    just wanted to hear yourself talk?
                           
    Never mind.  
    
389.681EVMS::MORONEYJFK committed suicide!Tue Jul 30 1996 15:415
re Papal infallability (ex cathedra):

I believe this has only been used once or twice in the entire history of
the Catholic Church.  One was for something like Mary was assumed body and
soul into Heaven, not just her soul.
389.682PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BTue Jul 30 1996 15:4314
>      <<< Note 389.678 by RUSURE::EDP "Always mount a scratch monkey." >>>
>    Re .664:                                                      
    
>    > wrong . . . Human females _can_ practice secret estrus. 
    
>    How interesting of you to emphasize exactly the word you had wrong.  My
>    disagreement was not about whether secret estrus _can_ be practiced,
>    but simply with the statement that "human females . . . practice secret
>    estrus".  I disagreed with that statement, not your rewriting.

	It wasn't a "rewriting", so I didn't have any word wrong.  I emphasized
	that it can be done and then followed that by saying that some women
	do it.  If, as you say, you disagreed with the statement that Billbob
	made - "human females practice secret estrus", then you're wrong.    
389.683SMURF::BINDERErrabit quicquid errare potest.Tue Jul 30 1996 15:559
    .669
    
    > It's not just a word game.
    > Sin means that you are punished for the evil you perpetrate.
    
    Horsepuckey.  Sin is the transgression of a religious OR MORAL law.  If
    you choose to add to the word some baggage about punishment, that's
    your right.  Don't impose it on everyone else, please, or you're no
    better than the thumpers.
389.684MKOTS3::JMARTINMadison...5'2'' 95 lbs.Tue Jul 30 1996 16:009
 ZZ    Horsepuckey.  Sin is the transgression of a religious OR MORAL law.
    
    Sin and transgression are two different things.  Transgression requires
    a written law or a verbal law.  Sin does not.  Por jemplo, Cain did not
    transgress the law of God, because there was no law.  However, Cain
    realized his sin through his own conscience.  He knew the actions he
    took contradicted God's holiness.
    
    -Jack
389.685whateverHBAHBA::HAASmore madness, less horrorTue Jul 30 1996 16:028
OK you pick the words.

However, this does not blur the distinction that some people believe in
punishment for the deeds that you do. For that I used the word sin.

Some people don't. For that I used the word evil.

TTom
389.686SMURF::BINDERErrabit quicquid errare potest.Tue Jul 30 1996 16:0919
    .676
    
    > Sin is actually an archery term.
    >  There was an incident during the Babylonian exile.
    
    BZZZZT!  But thank you for playing.  The word "sin" derives from the
    Indo-European root "es-" which means to be.  Important derivatives of
    es- are "yes" (meaning "it is [true]") and sin, which comes from Old
    English synn, sin, which in turn comes from Germanic sun(d)jo, sin ("it
    is true," i.e., "the sin is real").
    
    The Biblical quotation you cite is irrelevant.  In it, the word
    "upharsin" means "divided"; it;s from an Aramaic word, "per-as," and,
    as an element of a Semitic language, it has nothing to do with the
    Indo-European es- and its derivatives.  I acknowledge however, that
    "upharsin" is a delicious double-meaning pun, because the sense of
    division does also relate to measure and is so used.  But your attempt
    to relate that to "sin" is based solely on the serendipity of spelling
    and has no basis in philology.
389.687SMURF::BINDERErrabit quicquid errare potest.Tue Jul 30 1996 16:096
    .684
    
    You're really full of it, Jack.  Sin, as you use the word, has a
    specialized meaning.  In English, we refer to such specialized uses of
    language as jargon.  Your attachment of a religious meaning to a word
    does not posit that such an attachment exists except in your usage.
389.688MKOTS3::JMARTINMadison...5'2'' 95 lbs.Tue Jul 30 1996 16:102
    In other words, I've been weighed on the Binder Scale and have been
    found deficient!
389.689SMURF::BINDERErrabit quicquid errare potest.Tue Jul 30 1996 16:291
    Yup.  Now let's you and me divide up your wealth, okay?
389.690SMURF::WALTERSTue Jul 30 1996 18:031
    An arrow in the butt sounds pretty sinful to me.
389.691POLAR::RICHARDSONPerpetual GlennTue Jul 30 1996 18:103
389.678RUSURE::EDPAlways mount a scratch monkey.Tue Jul 30 1996 18:1736
    Re .664:                                                      
    
    > wrong . . . Human females _can_ practice secret estrus. 
    
    How interesting of you to emphasize exactly the word you had wrong.  My
    disagreement was not about whether secret estrus _can_ be practiced,
    but simply with the statement that "human females . . . practice secret
    estrus".  I disagreed with that statement, not your rewriting.
    
    
    Re .649:
    
    > . . . those times that we run down the hallways . . .
    
    "We"?  Are you placing yourself among those who do so?  I quite clearly
    limited my statement, stating it applied to _certain_ women, so you
    cannot accuse me of making a generalization.  If you wish to
    characterize your own behavior as indiscreet, then that is your doing.
    
    
    Re .652:
    
    > I'd like you to explain what you mean rather than pussyfooting around
    > the issue.
    
    I'd like you to [censored by moderator].
    
    We don't always get what we want.
    
    
    				-- edp
    
    
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389.692RUSURE::EDPAlways mount a scratch monkey.Tue Jul 30 1996 18:1812
    Re .682:
    
    > It wasn't a "rewriting", . . . .
    
    It wasn't the original.
    
    
    				-- edp

    
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389.693PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BTue Jul 30 1996 18:235
>      <<< Note 389.692 by RUSURE::EDP "Always mount a scratch monkey." >>>
    
>    It wasn't the original.

	Yes, that is also (obviously) true.    
389.694RUSURE::GOODWINSacred Cows Make the Best HamburgerTue Jul 30 1996 18:253
    Secret estrus?
    
    What's the secret?  I though all of us guys could tell...
389.695POWDML::HANGGELIWill Work For LatteTue Jul 30 1996 18:313
    
    And you can tell because...?
    
389.696RUSURE::GOODWINSacred Cows Make the Best HamburgerTue Jul 30 1996 18:344
    That is a very closely held secret.  Guys have known about it since the
    first man and woman walked the earth, and we never never tell women
    about it -- kinda like we would never tell you when you are standing in
    front of the window and the sun is shining through your dress...  ;-) 
389.697Missing the markN2DEEP::SHALLOWSubtract L, invert WTue Jul 30 1996 18:3515
    One of many definitions of sin is from the greek word hamartia, which
    means to miss the mark, or to err, or be mistaken. There are other
    definitions, depending on the context used. It was explained to me as
    if you are an archer, and do not hit the bullseye each and every time,
    you have "missed the mark". I am guilty of this, yet forgiven, so the
    guilt goes away.
    
    Working on a reply for you Mr. Binder. Work doesn't permit me to
    examine your reply as needed, so I'll get to it. You do offer many
    valuable points, and I thank you for challenging me, as it is causing
    me to dig deeper. You are obviously an intelligent, or well educated man, 
    possibly both. Oh, and thanks for the spelling correction too. Guess I 
    missed the mark on that one as well. 
    
    Bob 
389.698BUSY::SLABEnjoy what you doTue Jul 30 1996 18:388
    
    >Working on a reply for you Mr. Binder.
    >You are obviously an intelligent, or well educated man, 
    >possibly both.
    
    
    	No he isn't, but he CAN fool most of the people most of the time.
    
389.699that's twoSMURF::WALTERSTue Jul 30 1996 18:5310
    I wish people would lay off with this "all psychologists" label.
    Many, many, many real genuine psychologists never even bother with all
    this touchy feely stuff.  Geez, I studied brain physiology, biochemistry
    and cybernetics for my Psych degree and never even got to send a rat
    through ol' sparky.  We used to wait for the freudians, beat them up behind
    the bike shed, and steal their fag money.  Give behaviourism a chance.
    
    Or I'll go postal.
    
    
389.700They know who they are.SMURF::BINDERErrabit quicquid errare potest.Tue Jul 30 1996 18:5912
    .697
    
    > You are obviously an intelligent, or well educated man,
    > possibly both.
    
    Flattery will get you almost everywhere, but methinks it were better
    directed toward the ladies of the box.
    
    > and thanks for the spelling correction too.
    
    Sorry, that's just one of my particular hot buttons.  Almost as bad as
    missle.
389.701ACISS2::LEECHTue Jul 30 1996 21:041
    missle?
389.702SMURF::WALTERSTue Jul 30 1996 21:073
    Y'know, missile is really a very silly name for it.  If I'd been doing
    marketing for the bloke who invented these I would have urged him to
    call it a hittile.                  
389.703FABSIX::J_SADINFreedom isn't free.Tue Jul 30 1996 21:345
    
    
    	BWAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! <thud>
    
    
389.704CONSLT::MCBRIDEIdleness, the holiday of foolsTue Jul 30 1996 21:462
            BWAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! <scud>
               
389.705FABSIX::J_SADINFreedom isn't free.Tue Jul 30 1996 21:515
    
    
    	I should've thought of that one.
    
    :)
389.706BUSY::SLABExit light ... enter night.Tue Jul 30 1996 21:524
    
    	That's why Brian is revered as a really funny guy and you're
    	revered as an EMT.  8^)
    
389.707FABSIX::J_SADINFreedom isn't free.Tue Jul 30 1996 21:544
    
    I knew there was a reason. 
    
    
389.708JULIET::MORALES_NASweet Spirit's Gentle BreezeWed Jul 31 1996 15:1748
    >Wow. My experience has been that Christians who believe they are free
    >of guilt and are chosen/anointed for whatever exhibit a high degree of
    >what you have termed "self-omnipotence" and deny their own fallibility.
    
    Yes, this is true and unfortunate.  In this forum, I only know of 3
    others who actually have their beliefs of Biblical interpretation align
    with my own.  I also wonder if perhaps your experience could be an
    emotional response as well.
    
    
    In the Bible guilt brings about bondage.  This bondage is the emotional
    and spiritual response to recognizing why Jesus died on the cross for
    us.  If a person never believes they have sinned, then Christ may have
    died, but they do not have any recognition of culpability.  
    
    In order to recognize our own sinful nature one must define what is
    sin.  The Bible defines sin as this:
    
    James 4:17  Therefore to him that knoweth to do good, and doeth it not,
    to  him it is sin. 
    
    James 1:15  Then when lust hath conceived, it bringeth forth sin: and
    sin,  when it is finished, bringeth forth death. 
    
    Be careful to not interpret lust in this verse as merely sexual for it
    is not.  In James 1:14 it speaks of temptation as being the cause for
    lust.  Lust is when we desire something for selfish reasons or our own
    pleasure and there does include sexualitity but is not exclusive to
    sexuality.
    
    I said all of that to give you insight as to the freedom and joy of
    experiencing the righteousness of Christ.  For when one truly
    recognizes and faces their own sinful heart, the burden is heavy, and
    likewise when one receives Jesus as their personal Savior and accepts
    his redemption, the zeal can appear to be pompous to others.  I don't
    know I'm just offering a bit of insight as to the transformation in
    one's soul from death to life.  And honestly my words pale in
    comparison.
    
    The Bible also says that a fool hath said in his heart there is no God. 
    And goes on to explain that pride is the reason for this.  I've been a
    fool in my lifetime.
    
    
    
    
    
    
389.709LANDO::OLIVER_Bit's about summer!Wed Jul 31 1996 15:221
    sticks and stones...
389.710BIGQ::SILVAquince.ljo.dec.com/www/decplus/Wed Jul 31 1996 15:373

	Can make a nice little campfire!
389.711POLAR::RICHARDSONPerpetual GlennWed Jul 31 1996 16:1112
        Nancy, if that note was directed at me then you truly don't know where
    I'm coming from. I know what the bible teaches. I just don't believe it
    works anymore. I am a pastor's son, lived with church all my life and
    all I have observed is strife and bickering and dissatisfaction. After
    experiencing what I have termed "spiritual sodomy" I just couldn't go on
    pretending that it all works when in fact it doesn't. Perhaps it's
    because I've been so closely tied with church leadership all of my
    life, I don't know. I do know that I have reacted differently than
    most, but what can I say, I know too much and I just can't ignore the
    hatred that I have experienced in the kingdom of god.


389.712CSLALL::HENDERSONEvery knee shall bowWed Jul 31 1996 16:208


 That's a shame, Glenn and I'm sorry to hear (read) it.  Unfortunately
 many who claim the name of Christ do a poor job of representing the 
 Savior (myself included I'm sure).  Nonetheless, though I'm sure
 you've heard it before, one shouldn't judge the perfect Savior by
 imperfect humans.
389.713IMHO of CourseGENRAL::RALSTONOnly half of us are above average!Wed Jul 31 1996 17:4738
>In order to recognize our own sinful nature one must define what is
>sin.  The Bible defines sin as this:
    
More of using the Bible to prove bibical "truth". Doesn't even stand a
gnatsass chance of standing up in a reasonable debate.


>James 4:17  Therefore to him that knoweth to do good, and doeth it not,
>to  him it is sin. 

Please define good. According to this I seldom sin, so I guess I'm good.
    
    
>The Bible also says that a fool hath said in his heart there is no God.

The heart pumps blood, a person would have to say this in his brain before
it means anything. This on the heart idea is a hold back from the mystic past.
 
>And goes on to explain that pride is the reason for this.  I've been a
>fool in my lifetime.

Most religions denounce pride as negative, bad or sinful. But, individual 
pride is the result of virtue and self-esteem, which requires the rejection
of the dishonesty inherent in religious mysticism. Pride is the reflection 
of self-worth. It comes from the production of value and the rejection
of religious/mystical notions. I'll take personal pride over personal default
to irrational religions and religious authorities any day. These authorities
require the diminishment of your pride in order to survive. Pride and the 
rejection of mysticism reveals the true criminal nature of religious 
authorities. 


    
    
    
    
    
    
389.714JULIET::MORALES_NASweet Spirit's Gentle BreezeWed Jul 31 1996 18:1144
>The problem I have with psychologists, and the subject of guilt, is that IMO 
>psychologists erroneously believe that mental health depends on how well a 
>person adapts to the views and opinions of others, the majority or society.

I would have to ask you the question, What formed your opinion?

>But, instead,mental health depends on a loyalty to honesty, regardless 
>of the views and opinions of others or one's own feelings. 

I'm confused what do you mean loyalty to honesty.  

>An individual must deal honestly
>with reality to gain the productivity and self-esteem required for
>survival and happiness.

On this we agree.  However, I still think its what constitutes honesty 
or truth on which we may disagree.

>The human mind and body, by nature, function harmoniously. But, when an 
>individual accepts mystical ideas or takes irrational actions, the mind and
>body clash and contradict each other. 
>An example, the acceptance of
>religious inspired guilt clashes with the sexual nature of men and women.

Let me see, do I get this message right?  If it feels good do it?

>Also, the ridiculous notion that every human being ever born is responsible 
>for the death of Christ, destroys the self-esteem and will, to survive and be 
>happy in this their one and only life, of all those who subscribe to such 
>irrationality.

And this is the crux of the discussion isn't it.  You believe that when 
one says that they are fallable and born with a sinful nature that it 
destroys self esteem.  I disagree.  I believe that when one recognizes 
their sinfulness, it allows for the recognition of God.  And when we are 
no longer dependent upon our own strengths [which will often fail us], 
we then have the ability to grow in those areas that previously had us 
in enslaved to their demands i.e., addictions, rage, anger.  It has been 
my experience in a vast many AA programs that there is no 
hope for the person who is addicted that relies on SELF.  

Nancy

    
389.715JULIET::MORALES_NASweet Spirit's Gentle BreezeWed Jul 31 1996 18:4424
    .711
    
    I am not particulary sure why you decided to share that with me in this
    open forum, but for whatever reason, I thank you.
    
    The only response that comes to mind is one that is scriptural.  I
    won't add any comments at all to these verses.  If they speak to you,
    so be it, if not, so be it.
    
    1Corinthians 8:1  Now as touching things offered unto idols, we know
    that we  all have knowledge. Knowledge puffeth up, but charity
    edifieth. 
    
    Colossians 2:18  Let no man beguile you of your reward in a voluntary 
    humility and worshipping of angels, intruding into those things which
    he hath  not seen, vainly puffed up by his fleshly mind, 
    
    Matthew 7:22  Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not 
    prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in
    thy name  done many wonderful works? 
    
    23  And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from
    me, ye that work iniquity. 
    
389.716GENRAL::RALSTONOnly half of us are above average!Wed Jul 31 1996 21:4248
Re: .715, Nancy
    
>I would have to ask you the question, What formed your opinion?
    
    Study and observation.

>I'm confused what do you mean loyalty to honesty.  
    
    Making all decisions based on the facts of reality.

>On this we agree.  However, I still think its what constitutes honesty 
>or truth on which we may disagree.
    
    Honesty and truth are different. But that is for another discussion.

>Let me see, do I get this message right?  If it feels good do it?

If it feels good, you want to do it, and it doesn't harm others.

>And this is the crux of the discussion isn't it.
    
    I think the crux of the discussion is does religion add value to society, 
    and each individual in it, or does it have an adverse affect. 

>You believe that when one says that they are fallable and born with a sinful 
>nature that it destroys self esteem.
    
    Not a doubt in my mind. All the natural actions and reactions of humans are
    taught to be evil by religious doctrine and contrary to the will of
    whatever god being worshipped. This IMO is detrimental to human
    advancement.  

>I believe that when one recognizes their sinfulness, it allows for the 
>recognition of God.  
    
    And you believe this based on what information and what facts of reality?

>And when we are no longer dependent upon our own strengths [which will often 
>fail us], we then have the ability to grow in those areas that previously had 
>us in enslaved to their demands i.e., addictions, rage, anger.
    
    When you can no longer depend on your own strength you become weak and
    unable control your own life and future. Then the religious lie is complete
    and you are controllable by those who wish to steal their support from you. 


    
        
389.717JULIET::MORALES_NASweet Spirit's Gentle BreezeWed Jul 31 1996 23:0586
    Tom, .716   > = Nancy  X = Tom  
    
>I would have to ask you the question, What formed your opinion?
    
X    Study and observation.

    Okay I'm now convinced that you don't wish to discuss this.  This
    answer  only opens the door to more questions, but you knew that.

>I'm confused what do you mean loyalty to honesty.  
    

X    Making all decisions based on the facts of reality.

    Uhm, well based on how you used this sentence, you made this sound like 
    a bad thing, I must not have understood what you were trying to say.

>Let me see, do I get this message right?  If it feels good do it?

X	If it feels good, you want to do it, and it doesn't harm others.

    And this is where moral relativism comes into play doesn't it?  And who 
    decides what is harmful to others?  Given your example of consentual
    sex  outside of marriage, I would say that if the  status of unwanted
    pregnancies and the rate of abortion doesn't convince  you that sex
    without marriage doesn't harm  individuals and society [welfare tax
    dollars] then I don't know anything that will.

>And this is the crux of the discussion isn't it.
    
X    I think the crux of the discussion is does religion add value to society, 
X    and each individual in it, or does it have an adverse affect. 

    Uhm, well I do believe I said that just differently.

>You believe that when one says that they are fallable and born with a sinful 
>nature that it destroys self esteem.
    

X    Not a doubt in my mind. All the natural actions and reactions of humans are
X    taught to be evil by religious doctrine and contrary to the will of
X    whatever god being worshipped. This IMO is detrimental to human
X    advancement.  

    I've already answered this and just re-stating your position doesn't
    really add to the discussion.  However, it is not true that all natural
    actions of humans are taught to be sinful.   And BTW, there is a
    difference between sinful and evil.  I think you know the difference.  

>I believe that when one recognizes their sinfulness, it allows for the 
>recognition of God.  
    

X    And you believe this based on what information and what facts of reality?

    Is my own life real enough?  Or am I just a mystical entity? :-)  Are 
    the answered prayers of my heart and my children's heart real enough?  
    Or are they too just cosmic connections by chance in the universe? The 
    truth is, you refuse to accept my beliefs as being real and therefore, 
    the effect of my belief becomes unreal as well.  I realize what I have 
    asked above only furthers the gap of connection.

    My belief requires faith which to the pragmatic becomes mystical.  I 
    cannot expand a dialogue beyond this with you for I don't believe that 
    it is possible to explain faith in any way to you which would change 
    your mind or give you understanding.

    Do you believe those that have faith are ignorant?
    

>And when we are no longer dependent upon our own strengths [which will often 
>fail us], we then have the ability to grow in those areas that previously had 
>us in enslaved to their demands i.e., addictions, rage, anger.
    
X    When you can no longer depend on your own strength you become weak and
X    unable control your own life and future. Then the religious lie is complete
X    and you are controllable by those who wish to steal their support from you. 

    I've already addressed this above in my paragraph regarding faith to
    the faithless.  
    
    Nancy

    
        
    
389.718BULEAN::BANKSThu Aug 01 1996 13:0735
Re: .679:

You're painting psychology with a rather broad brush there.  What you say
is true of some, but definitely not all psychologists.

Take Perls and his ilk, for instance, who were generally of the opinion
that mental health means doing whatever you want to do for your own ends,
and screw the consequences as to whether it means you're getting along with
society.  Jung (probably more of a psychiatrist than -ologist) felt
similarly, albeit less strongly.

Sitting around in psychology classes for far too long, most of what I hear
is one notable theorist trashing another notable theorist.  Agreement is
hardly the norm in that profession.  The closest to agreement people can
find for defining mental health includes three components (listed in no
particular order): 1) as you mention, how well the person adapts to
society; 2) how well that person serves his or her own interests; 3) how
well that person's behavior conforms to some higher laws of behavior.  All
three of these points are subject to wildly different interpretation.

In my particular education, I have received the message loud and clear that
much of mental health is derived NOT from going along with the majority of
society, but rather finding a personal balance between pursuing what you
want or need, and how much crap you can put up with for breaking societal
norms.  Other people obviously get different messages.

Personally speaking, much of my work with my clients dwells more on telling
people to screw the consequences of what they think society wants from
them.  I don't think this is a universal answer for everyone, but
appropriate for the particular people I give this message to.  IMO, if
there's one thing that breaks mental health, it's coming in with a head
full of "shoulds," and too little courage to discover that making society
happy doesn't mean making one's self happy.

For these reasons, I take exception to your assertion about psychologists.
389.719SMURF::WALTERSThu Aug 01 1996 13:571
    you go, girl.
389.720GENRAL::RALSTONOnly half of us are above average!Thu Aug 01 1996 14:2519
    RE: .717, Nancy
    
    >Okay I'm now convinced that you don't wish to discuss this.
    
    I really like having discussions with you. I always enjoy hearing and
    experiencing other's opinions and lifestyle choices. Contrary to what
    it may seem, I respect those choices and have a great interest in the
    reasons for them. However, I don't have alot of time to spend in the
    box. I work at digital 50 hours a week and run two businesses.
    Therefore, I ask that we stay on one subject at a time. If you want to
    discuss psychology, OK. Though I only have my personal experience and
    opinion so may not be able to go very deep. We can discuss religion or
    just Christianity, maybe the Bible, or how you stay so beautiful. But I
    ask that you pick one and let's talk about it until we convince each
    other of our point of view or until we become totally bored.
    
    Your choice, Luv. Let me know.
                                       
    Tom 
389.721GENRAL::RALSTONOnly half of us are above average!Thu Aug 01 1996 14:3312
    Re: .718
    
    >You're painting psychology with a rather broad brush there.
    
    I may seem so, but I really didn't mean to do that. I was simply
    stating my opinion, based on my own personal experience, which includes
    a couple of college courses, discussions with my "crazy" sister's
    psychologist, and fun and sometimes heated conversations between a 
    close psychologist friend, a internal med doc friend, a businessman
    friend and myself. We are kinda like poker buddies, without the cards.
    I appreciate your input and even printed out mine and your reply, to read 
    the next time we get together.  
389.722BULEAN::BANKSThu Aug 01 1996 14:358
.721:

No probs.

Note that while I do tend to cut psychologists some slack, don't get me
started on my prejudices towards psychiatrists....

;-)
389.723Now where did you say you wanted to go?JULIET::MORALES_NASweet Spirit's Gentle BreezeThu Aug 01 1996 15:425
    .720
    
    Charm, charm, charm... gets you everywhere. :-)
    
    
389.724GMASEC::KELLYIt's Deja-Vu, All Over AgainThu Aug 01 1996 16:314
    
    
    it's so nice to see you kids back together again!  warms me heart,
    it does, it does.
389.725GENRAL::RALSTONOnly half of us are above average!Thu Aug 01 1996 20:097
    >Charm, charm, charm... gets you everywhere. :-) 
    
     Just comes natural when talking to you, even from the likes of me.  :)
    
    >Now where did you say you wanted to go?
    
    Time and place is all that's required.  :)
389.726:-) :-)JULIET::MORALES_NASweet Spirit's Gentle BreezeThu Aug 01 1996 20:576
    .725
    
    So, Tom, I must have touched you somewhere, but I'll be blind before I
    find out where!
    
    
389.727BIGQ::SILVAquince.ljo.dec.com/www/decplus/Thu Aug 01 1996 21:023

	Hey hey hey..... this is a family conference!
389.728MFGFIN::E_WALKERFuture Chevy Blazer Car BomberThu Aug 01 1996 21:092
         If this is a family conference, why doesn't anyone ever invite
    their daughters to participate? 
389.729BIGQ::SILVAquince.ljo.dec.com/www/decplus/Thu Aug 01 1996 21:136
| <<< Note 389.728 by MFGFIN::E_WALKER "Future Chevy Blazer Car Bomber" >>>

| If this is a family conference, why doesn't anyone ever invite their daughters
| to participate?

	Because they love their daughters.
389.730BUSY::SLABBe gone - you have no powers hereThu Aug 01 1996 21:213
    
    	But Ed might, too, if only he could be given the chance.
    
389.731GENRAL::RALSTONOnly half of us are above average!Thu Aug 01 1996 22:534
    >So, Tom, I must have touched you somewhere, but I'll be blind before I
    >find out where!
    
    Yes, but it was time well spent!  :)
389.732Discussion continuedN2DEEP::SHALLOWSubtract L, invert WSun Aug 04 1996 23:1195
 Lots to cover here, I'll try to be as brief as possible in addressing some
of the previous replies...

 re: .572

 Tom, in the account of creation, on the fifth day, God created the fish and
fowls, and on the sixth day created the "cattle and creeping things and the
beast of the earth, each according to their own kind", THEN created man. At 
least that is the order described in the Bible I read. "...translated out of
the original tongues with the former translations diligently compared and
revised, conformable to the edition of 1611, commonly known as the Authorized, 
or King James Version." I also use the "Online Bible", a computerized version,
which has all original hebrew and greek translations available at the press
of a key. 

 re: .587

 "The story of Genesis cannot under any circumstances be thought to be the
literal description of the creation process, except by a person who refuses
to use the wits God gave him or her". Sez you! Many Jewish people, and many 
Christians will disagree with your statement, including myself. "Under ANY 
circumstances? Wow Dick, who made you the authority on any and all circumstances
that happen? But then, you think Job is a ficticious story, yet another point
which could be discussed, but I see no point. Your faith in God is questionable
at this time, as to whether or not it is genuine. I do not worship a loaf of
bread, but I do believe the Word of God to be literal, as well as symbolic, and
metaphorical, and mysterious. To say ALL the Bible is metaphorical is not true,
and also to say that "without the acceptance of metaphor, Scripture is essentia-
lly meaningless" is not at all true. Maybe to you, but that doesn't make it
true for me. 

 re: .599

 "... a task which took many generations. It is a product of human craftmanship"
 
 If so, them humans back then did a remarkable job, to intertwine thousands of
years of history, and prophecy, and then make it happen in future generations.

 I went back and reread what Dick wrote, and it seems I did take it out of
context of the whole statement. My apologies. I still don't think I twisted
it though.

 No I don't, and never did subscribe that all saints are God. I merely stated
some of His follows also did miraculas things. (Actually they were only the
vessels through which God performed the miracles)

 Some Christians take what you call "constructive critism" as an outright attack
on their beliefs, and therefore assume the defensive.

 re: .603

 Ahhhh, Dick. The "devils advocate" for the athiests. They can form their own
questions and arguements without your help. As a Christian, you're supposed to
contend FOR the faith, not against it. But perhaps you are correct in your state
ment that I have a problem with comprehension. Constructive critism accepted. I
am human, and therefore fallible, and far from perfect, yet trying to learn to
be better. As far as hope for me, it's in God, and God alone. I freely admit,
the more I know, the more I know I don't know. I'm willing, and desire to learn
more, even though it looks like a struggle to know less. ;-) I can't answer the
challenges you made, but that doesn't change my concern that your faith in God
is questionable. The things I said you took as a compliment were not intended
to be that, although you're welcome to take them for that. They were an obser-
vation. Other observations I have made are that you are arrogant, rude, mean-
spirited, insulting, and stubborn. I fail to see the love of God being reflected
in any of those attitudes. A true measuring stick for determining if a person
is what they claim to be in Christiandom is "you shall know them by their fruits
", and you have yet to show compassionate understanding, and many other traits I
see in others who claim to be Christians. Only God knows for sure, and I'm not
judging you, only making observations. Just because "This is SOAPBOX, get used
to it", that is no excuse for you (claiming to be a Christian) to be insulting.

 Evidence? The word "evidence" , from the Hebrews 11:1 that you say "I find that
to be a fine definition", is from the greek word "eleychos" meaning 1) A proof,
that which by a thing is proved, or tested. 2) Conviction. What if (I hate to
use "what if", but, this is SOAPBOX, so what the heck) the only evidence God
chose to give us IS His Word? It is good enough for me, and millions (maybe even
billions) of professing believers, but apparently not good enough for you? The
God of the Bible is mysterious, as is His Word. A mystery with many clues, only
it takes studying to find them. Here's one for you. In Matthew 3:9, it says...
"and do not think to say to yourselves, "we have Abraham as our father", for I
say to you God is able to raise up children of Abraham from these stones." To
me, this in an incredible hint as to the reason for humankind. How so? God IS
able to turn stones into children who would praise Him, but I think He would
get MUCH more pleasure from humans who CHOOSE to love and worship Him. We do
not know if the angels had a choice in their "being", although they had a choice
to stay, or follow satan. Although humans NEVER had a choice in their birth, we
do have a choice in being "born again", and becoming instruments of praise unto
God. Born not of the flesh, but of the Spirit.  It's all a matter of choice. An
option available to all, with very positive eternal benefits, AND the priveledge
of having a relationship with God, through His Son, in this life.

 More later, if time and work schedule permits.

 Bob
389.733GENRAL::RALSTONOnly half of us are above average!Mon Aug 05 1996 17:127
    >Tom, in the account of creation, on the fifth day, God created the fish
    >and fowls, and on the sixth day created the "cattle and creeping things and
    >the beast of the earth, each according to their own kind",
    
    The Bible also says that light was created on the first day, but the
    Sun, moon and stars weren't created until the fifth (or some latter
    day, I forget). How does one explain this?
389.734maybeHBAHBA::HAASmore madness, less horrorMon Aug 05 1996 17:141
Maybe they had to wait afore Ali lit the torch, so to speak...
389.735RUSURE::GOODWINSacred Cows Make the Best HamburgerMon Aug 05 1996 17:265
    >The Bible also says that light was created on the first day, but the
    >Sun, moon and stars weren't created until the fifth (or some latter
    >day, I forget). How does one explain this?
    
    Science, where it conflicts with the bible, is clearly wrong.
389.736Let there be light...IVOS02::SHALLOWAnother day in paradiseMon Aug 05 1996 18:179
    In Gen 1:2, God said "let there be light". Where this light is, is not
    defined here, although in vs 4, He divided the light from the darkness,
    and called the light Day, and the darkness Night. Then in Gen 1:14-18, 
    He created lights in the firmament of the heavens to divide the days from 
    the nights, the sun, moon, stars, and whatever else gives light. Good 
    question, and that is the best I can do to try and answer it. I'm
    curious, what does science have to offer for an explanation?
    
    BOb  
389.737RUSURE::GOODWINSacred Cows Make the Best HamburgerMon Aug 05 1996 18:203
    >what does science have to offer for an explanation?
    
    explanation of what?
389.739Or is day to mean reflected light ...BRITE::FYFEUse it up, wear it out, make it do, or do without.Mon Aug 05 1996 18:2411
Interesting that most of the universe is in light, except those parts which 
have the light blocked from all directions.

and night and day were created before the earth ...

Even our nights aren't void of light ...

Is a shadow in the night?


389.740a startHBAHBA::HAASmore madness, less horrorMon Aug 05 1996 18:249
Light along with other electromagnetic radiation is caused by the loss of
energy by electrons as they go from one energy state to a lower one,
emitting photons as the particles of energy.

Often we don't see this light as it happens since it may take a while for
us to see it. Space seems to be pretty big dontcha know. So we might not
see light that happens on Day 1 until Day 4 or 5.

TTom
389.741A start of what?BRITE::FYFEUse it up, wear it out, make it do, or do without.Mon Aug 05 1996 18:450
389.742SMURF::WALTERSMon Aug 05 1996 18:529
    If the universe began as a singularity that was infinitely dense then
    any light would be trapped within its own gravitational field and we
    would not be able to see it.  If the creation is using metaphorical
    references to time, there wouldn't be any visible light until a certain
    point in the big bang where the universe had cooled off and expanded to
    the point that light could escape.  Hawking talks about events that
    occur outside the light cone but I don't remember it all now. 
    
    <reposted after corrections from my Editor>
389.743Hawking, Big Bang, God Part IHBAHBA::HAASmore madness, less horrorMon Aug 05 1996 19:04372
[http://www.leaderu.com/real/ri9404/bigbang.html]
                                      
                   Stephen Hawking, The Big Bang, and God
                                      
     _________________________________________________________________
                                      
   [INLINE] Meet the Author: Dr. Henry "Fritz" Schaefer III
   
   Dr. "Fritz" Schaefer is the Graham Perdue Professor of Chemistry and
   the director of the Center for Computational Quantum Chemistry at the
   University of Georgia. He has been nominated for the Nobel Prize and
   was recently cited as the third most quoted chemist in the world. "The
   significance and joy in my science comes in the occasional moments of
   discovering something new and saying to myself, `So that's how God did
   it!' My goal is to understand a little corner of God's plan." -U.S.
   News & World Report, Dec. 23, 1991.
     _________________________________________________________________
                                      
   (This article is a transcript of a lecture Dr. Schaefer presented at
   the University of colorado in the spring of 1994, sponsored by
   Christian Leadership and other campus ministries. Over 500 students
   and professors were present.)
   
   Stephen Hawking's bestseller A Brief History of Time is the most
   popular book about cosmology ever written. The questions cosmology
   addresses are scientifically and theologically profound. Hawking's
   book covers both of these implications.
   
   Cosmology is the study of the universe as a whole--it's structure,
   origin and development. I won't answer all the questions Hawking
   raises concerning cosmology, but I will try to make comments on many
   of them. I caution here that you should not confuse cosmology with
   cosmetology, the art of beautifying the hair, skin, and nails!
   
   Here are some of the questions cosmology seeks to answer (As elsewhere
   in this lecture, I borrow heavily from astrophysicist Hugh Ross'
   excellent books The Fingerprint of God and The Creator and the
   Cosmos.):
   
    1. Is the universe finite or infinite in extent and content?
    2. Is it eternal or does it have a beginning?
    3. Was it created? If not, how did it get here? If so, how was this
       creation accomplished and what can we learn about the agent and
       events of creation?
    4. Who or what governs the laws and constants of physics? Are such
       laws the product of chance or have they been designed? How do they
       relate to the support and development of life?
    5. Is there any knowable existence beyond the known dimensions of the
       universe?
    6. Is the universe running down irreversibly or will it bounce back?
       
   Let me begin with five traditional arguments for the existence of God.
   It may seem an unlikely starting point for this topic, but I think
   you'll see as time goes on that these arguments keep coming up. I'm
   not going to comment right away on whether these arguments are valid
   or not, but I will state them because throughout astrophysical
   literature these arguments are often referred to:
   
    1. The cosmological argument: the effect of the universe's existence
       must have a suitable cause.
    2. The teleological argument: the design of the universe implies a
       purpose or direction behind it.
    3. The rational argument: the operation of the universe, according to
       order and natural law, implies a mind behind it.
    4. The ontological argument: man's ideas of God (his
       God-consciousness) implies a God who imprinted such a
       consciousness.
    5. The moral argument: man's built-in sense of right and wrong can be
       accounted for only by an innate awareness of a code of law--an
       awareness implanted by a higher being.
       
  The Big Bang
  
   The idea that the universe had a specific time of origin has been
   philosophically resisted by some very distinguished scientists. We
   could begin with Arthur Eddington, who experimentally confirmed
   Einstein's general theory of relativity in 1919. He stated a dozen
   years later: "Philosophically, the notion of a beginning to the
   present order is repugnant to me and I should like to find a genuine
   loophole." He later said, "We must allow evolution an infinite amount
   of time to get started."
   
   Albert Einstein's reaction to the consequences of his own general
   theory of relativity appear to acknowledge the threat of an encounter
   with God. Through the equations of general relativity, we can trace
   the origin of the universe backward in time to some sort of a
   beginning. However, before publishing his cosmological inferences,
   Einstein introduced a cosmological constant, a "fudge factor," to
   yield a static model for the universe. Einstein later considered this
   to be the greatest blunder of his scientific career.
   
   Einstein ultimately gave grudging acceptance to what he called "the
   necessity for a beginning" and eventually to "the presence of a
   superior reasoning power." But he never did accept the reality of a
   personal God.
   
   Why such resistance to the idea of a definite beginning of the
   universe? It goes right back to that first argument, the cosmological
   argument: (a) Everything that begins to exist must have a cause; (b)
   If the universe began to exist, then (c) the universe must have a
   cause. You can see the direction in which this argument is flowing--a
   direction of discomfort to some physicists.
   
   In 1946, George Gamow, a Russian-born scientist, proposed that the
   primeval fireball, the "big bang," was an intense concentration of
   pure energy. It was the source of all the matter that now exists in
   the universe. The theory predicts that all the galaxies in the
   universe should be rushing away from each other at high speeds as a
   result of that initial big bang. A dictionary definition of the hot
   big bang theory is "the entire physical universe, all the matter and
   energy and even the four dimensions of time and space, burst forth
   from a state of infinite or near infinite density, temperature, and
   pressure."
   
   The 1965 observation of the microwave background radiation by Arno
   Penzias and Robert Wilson from the Bell Telephone laboratories
   convinced most scientists of the validity of the big bang theory.
   Further observations reported in 1992 have moved the big bang theory
   from a consensus view to the nearly unanimous view among cosmologists:
   there was an origin to the universe approximately 15 billion years
   ago.
   
   About the 1992 observations, which were from the COBE (the NASA
   satellite Cosmic Background Explorer), there was a story on the front
   page of virtually every newspaper in the world. The thing that the
   London Times, New York Times, etc. seemed to pick up on was a
   statement by George Smoot, the team leader from the Lawrence-Berkeley
   Laboratory. He said, "It's like looking at God." Obviously, this
   captured the public's attention.
   
   A somewhat more sober assessment of the findings was given by
   Frederick Burnham, a science-historian. He said, "These findings, now
   available, make the idea that God created the universe a more
   respectable hypothesis today than at any time in the last 100 years."
   
   Not everyone was ecstatic about these observations that revealed the
   so-called "big bang ripples." Certainly, those who had argued so
   strongly and passionately for a steady-state model of the universe
   didn't like the interpretation of these results at all--primarily two
   persons, Fred Hoyle, the British astronomer, and Jeffrey Burbidge, a
   very distinguished astrophysicist at the University of California at
   San Diego.
   
   We can begin to get into the philosophical implications of these
   observations when we assess Burbidge's statement (made during a radio
   discussion with Hugh Ross) on these things. Burbidge discounts the new
   experiment. He is a strong advocate still today, in the face of
   overwhelming evidence, of the steady-state theory. He says these new
   experiments come from "the first church of Christ of the big bang." I
   can tell you that my former colleague George Smoot, at the
   Lawrence-Berkeley Laboratory, took strong exception to this statement.
   He absolutely insisted his observations were in no way colored by any
   religious presuppositions.
   
   Burbidge does say something that is true, however. He favors the
   steady-state hypothesis and claims his view supports Hinduism and not
   Christianity. That is correct, because a steady-state theory of the
   universe, were it to be true, would provide some support for the
   endless cycles taught by Hinduism. The big bang theory is significant
   evidence against Hinduism.
   
   Hugh Ross, an astrophysicist, has written very persuasively on this
   topic. He again brings us into the philosophical implications. Ross
   says that, by definition,
   
     Time is that dimension in which cause and effect phenomena take
     place. . . . If time's beginning is concurrent with the beginning
     of the universe, as the space-time theorem says, then the cause of
     the universe must be some entity operating in a time dimension
     completely independent of and pre-existent to the time dimension of
     the cosmos. This conclusion is powerfully important to our
     understanding of who God is and who or what God isn't. It tells us
     that the creator is transcendent, operating beyond the dimensional
     limits of the universe. It tells us that God is not the universe
     itself, nor is God contained within the universe.
     
   These are two very popular views, which brings us to something very
   significant metaphysically or philosophically. If the big bang theory
   is true, then we can conclude God is not the same as the universe (a
   popular view) and God is not con-tained within the universe (another
   popular view).
   
   Stephen Hawking has said, in his writings, "the actual point of
   creation lies outside the scope of presently known laws of physics,"
   and a less well-known but very distinguished cosmologist, Professor
   Alan Guth from MIT, says the "instant of creation remains
   unexplained."
   
   I want to quote from a book that I don't recommend. It is by a
   brilliant physicist, Leon Lederman, a Nobel Prize winner. It is called
   The God Particle and although the title sounds very appealing, the
   good information is all in the first paragraph. The rest of it is just
   a case for the building of the SSC, the Super Conducting-Super
   Collider, which we now know is not going to be built. Therefore the
   book is a bit of a Rip Van-Winkle sort of experience! But the first
   paragraph is wonderful; it's a great summary of what I have said so
   far:
   
     In the very beginning, there was a void, a curious form of vacuum,
     a nothingness containing no space, no time, no matter, no light, no
     sound. Yet the laws of nature were in place and this curious vacuum
     held potential. A story logically begins at the beginning, but this
     story is about the universe and unfortunately there are no data for
     the very beginnings--none, zero. We don't know anything about the
     universe until it reaches the mature age of a billion of a
     trillionth of a second. That is, some very short time after
     creation in the big bang. When you read or hear anything about the
     birth of the universe, someone is making it up--we are in the realm
     of philosophy. Only God knows what happened at the very beginning.
     
   That is about all that Lederman has to say about God--in the first
   paragraph--and that's the end of it. The thing that has made Hawking's
   book so popular is that he is talking about God from beginning to end.
   
  Stephen Hawking
  
   Hawking is probably the most famous living scientist. His book, A
   Brief History of Time, is available in paperback and I strongly
   recommend it. It has sold in excess of 10 million copies, and I think
   he sold about five million before the paperback version. For a book to
   sell so many copies is almost unheard of in the history of science
   writing.
   
   There has been a film made about the book. The film is also good.
   There has even been a book made about the film. Hawking has a
   wonderful sense of humor. He writes in the introduction of the second
   book, "This is the book of the film of the book. I don't know if they
   are planning a film of the book of the film of the book."
   
   I want to begin by saying something about Stephen Hawking's scientific
   research. Hawking has made his reputation by investigating, in great
   detail, one particular set of problems: the singularity and horizons
   around black holes and at the beginning of time. Now, everyone is sure
   if you encountered a black hole, it would be the last thing you ever
   encountered--and that is correct! A black hole is a massive system so
   centrally condensed that the force of gravity prevents everything
   within it, even light, from escaping.
   
   Hawking's first major work was published with Roger Penrose, a
   physicist very famous in his own right, and George Ellis, during the
   period 1968-1970. They demonstrated that every solution to the
   equations of general relativity guarantees the existence of a singular
   boundary for space and time in the past. This is now known as the
   "singularity theorem," and is a tremendously important finding.
   
   Later, working by himself, in 1974, he began to formulate ideas about
   the quantum evaporation of exploding black holes, the now famous
   "Hawking radiation." These are all tremendously important scientific
   works.
   
   The work most referred to in A Brief History of Time is also the most
   speculative: the 1984 work with James Hartle, a professor at the
   University of California at Santa Barbara. Using an elegant vacuum
   fluctuation model, they were able to provide a mathematical
   rationalization for the entire universe popping into existence at the
   beginning of time. This is also called the "universe as a wave
   function." I need to emphasize that they were using very simple
   models. Now, while such mathematical exercises are highly speculative,
   they may eventually lead us to a deeper understanding of this creation
   event.
   
   Hawking is certainly the most famous physicist in history who has not
   won the Nobel Prize. This has puzzled people. They automatically
   assume he has won the Nobel Prize. He has not yet. This is because the
   Swedish Royal Academy demands that an award-winning discovery must be
   supported by verifiable experimental or observational evidence.
   Hawking's work, to date, remains unproved. The mathematics of his
   theory, however, are certainly beautiful and elegant. Science is just
   beginning to verify the existence of black holes, let alone verify
   "Hawking radiation" or any of his more radical theoretical proposals.
   
   My opinion is that within the next year or two we will have firm
   evidence for the existence of black holes. Unfortunately, I think the
   person who will get the Nobel Prize will be the observa-tionalist who
   comes up with its data. So I think Hawking may not get the Nobel Prize
   soon, even though he's the world's most famous scientist.
   
   Even if some aspects of Hawking's research turn out to be wrong, he
   will have had a profound impact on the history of scientific thought.
   Einstein was wrong about all matter of things, especially quantum
   mechanics, and we still recognize him as one of the three great
   geniuses of physics.
   
  And God
  
   A Brief History of Time says a lot about God. God is mentioned in this
   book from beginning to end. So let us try to put Hawking's opinions
   about God in some sort of a context. The context is that Stephen
   Hawking made up his mind about God long before he became a
   cosmologist.
   
   The principle influence in his early life was his mother, Isabel.
   Isabel Hawking was a member of the Communist Party in England in the
   1930's, and her son has carried a good bit of that intellectual
   baggage right through his life.
   
   By the time he was 13, Hawking's hero was the atheist philosopher and
   mathematician, Bertrand Russell. At the same age, two of Hawking's
   friends became Christians as a result of the 1955 Billy Graham London
   campaign. According to his 1992 biographers, Hawking stood apart from
   these encounters with "a certain amused detachment." There is nothing
   in A Brief History of Time that deviates in a significant way from the
   religious views of the 13-year old Stephen Hawking.
   
   The most important event of his life occurred on December 31, 1962. He
   met his future wife, Jane Wilde, at a New Year's Eve party. One month
   later, he was diagnosed with a terrible disease, ALS, amyotrophic
   lateral sclerosis. He was given two years to live at that time. That
   was 32 years ago. I have had three friends die of this disease. It's a
   horrible disease. They lasted two, three, and five years,
   respectively. By anyone's estimation, Stephen Hawking is a medical
   miracle.
   
   At this point in his life, 1962, Stephen was by all accounts an
   average-performing graduate student at Cambridge University. Let me
   quote from his biographers, White and Gribbon, on this point:
   
     There is little doubt that Jane Wilde's appearance on the scene was
     a major turning-point in Stephen Hawking's life. The two of them
     began to see a lot more of one another and a strong relationship
     developed. It was finding Jane that enabled him to break out of his
     depression and regenerate some belief in his life and work. For
     Hawking, his engagement to Jane was probably the most important
     thing that ever happened to him. It changed his life, gave him
     something to live for and made him determined to live. Without the
     help that Jane gave him, he would almost certainly not have been
     able to carry on or had the will to do so.
     
   They married in July of 1965. Hawking himself has said that "what
   really made a difference was that I got engaged to a woman named Jane
   Wilde. This gave me something to live for."
   
   Jane Hawking is an interesting person in her own right. I think she
   decided early on to get into an academic discipline as far as possible
   from her husband. She has a doctorate in Medieval Portuguese
   Literature!
   
   Jane Hawking is a Christian. She made the statement in 1986, "Without
   my faith in God, I wouldn't have been able to live in this situation;"
   namely, the deteriorating health of her husband. "I would not have
   been able to marry Stephen in the first place because I wouldn't have
   had the optimism to carry me through and I wouldn't have been able to
   carry on with it."
   
   The reason the book has sold 10 million copies, i.e., the reason for
   Hawking's success as a popularizer of science, is that he addresses
   the problems of meaning and purpose that concern all thinking people.
   The book overlaps with Christian belief and it does so deliberately,
   but graciously and without rancor. It is an important book that needs
   to be treated with respect and attention.
   
   There is no reason to agree with everything put forth in A Brief
   History of Time and you will see that I have some areas of
   disagreement. It has been said that this is the most widely unread
   book in the history of literature. I first prepared this material for
   a lecture in December 1992, because I was asked by a friend in
   Australia to come and speak on it. He told me, "A great many people in
   Sydney have purchased this book. Some claim to have read it." So I
   encourage you to be one of those who have actually read A Brief
   History of Time.
   
                               Editor's Note
                                      
   Part 2 of Schaefer's lecture will appear in the next Real Issue,
   March/April, 1995. He will critique Hawking's "no boundary proposal"
   and theological statements in A Brief History of Time (Bantam Books,
   1988).
   
    clm@clm.org, Copyright (C) Christian Leadership Ministries. All
    Rights Reserved.
    
                           Updated: 18 March 1996
389.744Hawking, Big Bang, God Part IIHBAHBA::HAASmore madness, less horrorMon Aug 05 1996 19:04428
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                   Stephen Hawking, the Big Bang, and God
                                      
                                  Part II
                                      
                         By Dr. Fritz Schaefer III
                                      
           Professor of Quantum Chemistry, University of Georgia
                                      
     _________________________________________________________________
                                      
   [INLINE] Dr. "Fritz" Schaefer is the Graham Perdue Professor of
   Chemistry and the director of the Center for Computational Quantum
   Chemistry at the University of Georgia. He has been nominated for the
   Nobel Prize and was recently cited as the third most quoted chemist in
   the world. "The significance and joy in my science comes in the
   occasional moments of discovering something new and saying to myself,
   'So that's how God did it!' My goal is to understand a little corner
   of God's plan." --U.S. News & World Report, Dec. 23, 1991.
     _________________________________________________________________
                                      
   This is the second part of a two-part lecture given by Dr. Schaefer.
   Part 1 of this lecture appeared in The Real Issue, November/December,
   1994.
   
   We shall begin with the philosophical aspects of A Brief History of
   Time, which really explains why it has sold so many copies. Stephen
   Hawking has stated, "It is difficult to discuss the beginning of the
   universe without mentioning the concept of God. My work on the origin
   of the universe is on the borderline between science and religion, but
   I try to stay on the scientific side of the border. It is quite
   possible that God acts in ways that cannot be described by scientific
   laws, but in that case, one would just have to go by personal belief."
   
   When asked whether he believed that science and Christianity were
   competing world views, Hawking replied, "...then Newton would not have
   discovered the law of gravity." He knew that Newton had strong
   religious convictions.
   
   A Brief History of Time makes wonderfully ambiguous statements such
   as, "Even if there is only one possible unified theory [here he's
   talking about the unification of quantum mechanics with an
   understanding of gravity], it is just a set of rules and equations.
   What is it that breathes fire into the equations and makes a universe
   for them to describe?"(p. 174). I love that statement.
   
   Hawking pokes fun at Albert Einstein for not believing in quantum
   mechanics. When asked why he didn't believe in quantum mechanics,
   Einstein would say things like, "Well, God doesn't play dice with
   human beings"(p. 56). Hawking's response is that God not only plays
   with dice, He sometimes throws them where they can't be seen.
   
   The first time I read A Brief History of Time, for the first 122 pages
   I thought, "This is a great book; Hawking is building a splendid case
   for creation by an intelligent being." But then everything changes and
   this magnificent cosmological epic becomes adulterated by poor
   philosophy and theology.
   
   For example, he writes, "These laws may have originally been decreed
   by God, but it appears that he has since left the universe to evolve
   according to them and does not now intervene in it" (p. 122). The
   grounds on which Hawking claims "it appears" are unstated and what
   happens is that a straw God is set up that is certainly not the God of
   Biblical history. What follows is a curious mixture of deism and the
   ubiquitous God of the gaps.
   
   Now, lest anyone be confused, let me state that Hawking strenuously
   denies charges that he is an atheist. When he is accused of that he
   really gets angry and says that such assertions are not true at all.
   He is an agnostic or deist or something more along those lines. He's
   certainly not an atheist and not even very sympathetic to atheism.
   
   One of the most famous and quoted statements in the book is, "So long
   as the universe had a beginning, we could suppose it had a creator
   [the cosmological argument]. But if the universe is really completely
   self- contained, having no boundary or edge, it would have neither
   beginning nor end: it would simply be. What place, then, for a
   creator?"(pp. 140- 1).
   
   So Hawking is uncertain about his belief in a god of his own creation.
   I cannot resist the conclusion that Stephen Hawking's god is too
   small.
   
   At the end of the book he states, "However, if we do discover a
   complete theory. . . then we would know the mind of God"(p. 175). I'm
   sympathetic to this statement but I think he's claiming a bit much. I
   would modify it to say that if we had a unified, complete theory, we
   would know a lot more about the mind of God.
   
  The Anthropic Principle
  
   I must say something here about the anthropic principle: there are a
   number of scientific parameters or constants, any one of which, if
   changed just a little bit would make the earth uninhabitable by human
   beings. A book that I strongly recommend is by Hugh Ross, The Creator
   and the Cosmos. He has a substantial discussion of the anthropic
   principle and demonstrates why many physicists and astronomers have
   considered the possibility that the universe not only was divinely
   caused, but in fact divinely designed.
   
   One such person is the pantheistic astronomer, George Greenstein, who
   makes this statement: "As we survey all the evidence, the thought
   insistently arises that some supernatural agency, or rather Agency,
   must be involved. Is it possible that suddenly, without intending to,
   we have stumbled upon scientific proof of the existence of a supreme
   being? Was it God who stepped in and so providentially created the
   cosmos for our benefit?"
   
   I think Greenstein has gone a little too far in the other direction. I
   do not think we have proof of the existence of God but I think we do
   have, in the big bang understanding, some good evidence for the
   existence of God.
   
   Others have commented on this evidence. A book I recommend is Dreams
   of a Final Theory by Steven Weinberg. He doesn't have God in the
   title, but God is discussed in the book. He tells the story about a
   poem by the Venerable Bede, a religious person of the Middle Ages. In
   the poem, Bede talks about the banqueting hall being our ordinary
   existence and Weinberg's comment on this is, "It is an almost
   irresistible temptation to believe with the Venerable Bede that there
   must be something for us outside the banqueting hall." There must be
   something beyond materialism.
   
   Of course this view is echoed in the New Testament. For example, Paul
   the Apostle wrote, "Ever since the creation of the world, God's
   eternal power and divine nature, invisible though they are, have been
   understood and seen through the things He has made"(Romans 1:20). This
   is exactly what Weinberg is talking about-that almost irresistible
   temptation.
   
  Atheism
  
   It is very rare that a physical scientist is truly an atheist. Why is
   this true? Freeman Dyson, a Princeton faculty member, has said,
   "Nature has been kinder to us than we had any right to expect."
   
   Martin Rees, one of Hawking's colleagues at Cambridge, stated, "The
   possibility of life as we know it depends on the values of a few
   basic, physical constants and is in some respects remarkably sensitive
   to their numerical values. Nature does exhibit remarkable
   coincidences."
   
   Some scientists express surprise at so many accidental occurrences.
   However, that astonishment quickly disappears when one sees divine
   purpose instead of arbitrariness in the laws of nature.
   
   Against overwhelming logic, some atheists continue to claim that the
   universe and human life were created by chance. A reply to this
   argument has been developed by the philosopher, William Lane Craig.
   The atheist's argument states that since we're here, we know this must
   have all happened by material forces. Craig's counter-argument states,
   
     Suppose a dozen sharp-shooters are sent to execute a prisoner by
     firing squad. They all shoot a number of rounds in that direction,
     but the prisoner escapes unharmed. The prisoner could conclude,
     since he is alive, that all the sharp-shooters missed by some
     extremely unlikely chance. He may wish to attribute his survival to
     some remarkable piece of good luck. But he would be far more
     rational to conclude that the guns were loaded with blanks or that
     the sharp-shooters had deliberately missed. Not only is life itself
     overwhelmingly improbable, but its appearance, almost immediately,
     perhaps in as short a period as 10 million years following the
     solidification and cooling of our once molten planet, defies
     explanation by conventional physical and chemical laws.
     
  Hawking's No Boundary Proposal
  
   Let us return to Hawking's no boundary proposal-the universe as a wave
   function, popping into existence 15-20 billion years ago. The use of
   imaginary time is a powerful mathematical trick that is used on
   occasion by theoretical chemists and physicists. My best friend at
   Berkeley, William Miller, in 1969 used imaginary time to understand
   the dynamics of chemical reactions and it made him a household word.
   It is a powerful tool.
   
   In Hawking and Hartle's no boundary proposal, the notion that the
   universe has neither beginning nor end is something that exists in
   mathematical terms only. In real time, which is what we as human
   beings are confined to rather than in Hawking's use of imaginary time,
   there will always be a singularity, that is, a beginning of time.
   
   Among his contradictory statements in A Brief History of Time, Hawking
   actually concedes this. "When one goes back to the real time in which
   we live, however, there will still appear to be singularities . . . ,"
   he wrote. "In real time, the universe has a beginning and an end at
   singularities that form a boundary to space-time and at which the laws
   of science breaks down"(p. 139). Only if we live in imaginary time
   would we encounter no singularities. So here he has really answered
   his own question.
   
   Science is primarily concerned with facts, not motive, and thus a
   complete scientific description of the creation does not rule out a
   providential account at the same time. William Paley's famous argument
   suggests that if you're taking a walk in the woods and you find a
   watch on the path, you don't conclude that the watch just assembled
   itself, despite the fact that we can take the watch apart, look at
   every single part and completely understand how it works. We look at
   the watch on the path and we prudently conclude that it was designed
   by some higher intelligence.
   
   In A Brief History of Time, Hawking states, "If the no boundary
   proposal is correct, he [God] had no freedom at all to choose initial
   conditions"(p. 174). This statement is a leap into irrationality. Why
   does Hawking find, within the functioning of the universe, aspects
   that appear to him to be limitations of God's power? This stems not
   from any attitude of an infinite God, but rather from the attributes
   of finite man. Namely, we as human beings are able to scientifically
   discern characteristics of the Creator only as they are related to
   that which is created, that which we can observe. This limitation of
   ours immediately reduces what might be infinite to the finiteness of
   our existence.
   
   Of course Biblically there is no problem in accepting divine
   constraints to divine option, if the Creator chooses to run the
   universe according to His stated and established laws. Divine tenacity
   to His own laws is, of course, the very essence of the Biblical God.
   
   Another of Hawking's controversial statements needs to be addressed.
   Although it is not original with him, it is this: "We are such
   insignificant creatures on a minor planet of a very average star in
   the outer suburb of one of a hundred billion galaxies. So it is
   difficult to believe in a God that would care about us or even notice
   our existence."
   
   My response to that statement by Hawking, and to others that have said
   this over the years, is that that's a silly thing to say. There isn't
   any evidence to date that life exists anywhere else in the universe.
   Human beings, thus far, appear to be the most advanced species in the
   universe. Maybe God does care about us! Where Hawking surveys the
   cosmos and concludes that man's defining characteristic is obscurity,
   I consider the same data and conclude that humankind is very special.
   
  Scientist Believers
  
   Does everyone agree with Stephen Hawking's opinion on these matters?
   The answer is no. Alan Lightman, a MIT professor, said in his book
   Origins: The Lives and Worlds of Modern Cosmologists (Harvard
   University Press, 1990), "Contrary to popular myths, scientists appear
   to have the same range of attitudes about religious matters as does
   the general public."
   
   This fact can be established either from anecdote or from statistical
   data. Sigma Xi, the scientific honorary society, ran a large poll a
   few years ago which showed that, on any given Sunday, around 46
   percent of all Ph.D. scientists are in church; for the general
   population the figure is 47 percent. So, whatever influences people in
   their beliefs about God, it doesn't appear to have much to do with
   having a Ph.D. in science.
   
   There are many prominent counter-examples to Stephen Hawking. One is a
   colleague of mine at Berkeley for 18 years, Charlie Townes. Townes won
   the Nobel Prize for discovering the maser. One statement he made
   differs greatly from Hawking's view; he said, "In my view, the
   question of origin seems to be left unanswered if we explore from a
   scientific view alone. Thus, I believe there is a need for some
   religious or metaphysical explanation. I believe in the concept of God
   and in His existence."
   
   Arthur Schawlow is another Nobel Prize winner, a professor at Stanford
   who identifies himself as a Christian. He states, "We are fortunate to
   have the Bible and especially the New Testament which tells us so much
   about God in widely acceptable human terms."
   
   The other Cambridge professor of theoretical physics for much of
   Hawking's career was John Polkinghorn, a nuclear physicist. He left
   his chair of theoretical physics at Cambridge in 1979 and went to
   seminary to become a minister. Upon completing that, he had a parish
   church for awhile and now has recently come back to be the President
   of Queen's College at Cambridge. He states, "I take God very seriously
   indeed. I am a Christian believer and I believe that God exists and
   has made Himself known in human terms in Jesus Christ."
   
   Probably the world's greatest observational cosmologist is Allan
   Sandage. Sandage works in Pasadena, California at the Carnegie
   Observatories. In 1991, he received a prize given by the Swedish
   academy that is given every six years in physics for cosmology and is
   worth the same amount of money as the Nobel prize (there is not a
   Nobel Prize given for cosmology). Sandage has even been called "the
   grand old man of cosmology" by the New York Times.
   
   At the age of 50, Sandage became a Christian. He states in Lightman's
   book, Origins: The Lives and Worlds of Modern Cosmologists, "The
   nature of God is not to be found within any part of the findings of
   science. For that, one must turn to the Scriptures." When asked the
   famous question regarding whether it's possible to be a scientist and
   a Christian, Sandage replies, "Yes. The world is too complicated in
   all its parts and interconnections to be due to chance alone. I am
   convinced that the existence of life with all its order in each of its
   organisms is simply too well put together."
   
   One of the persons closest to Stephen Hawking, whom you know if you've
   seen the movie about A Brief History of Time, is Donald Page. Page has
   had an excellent physics career in his own right, but he started to
   become famous as a post-doctoral fellow with Stephen Hawking. The
   Hawkings were not financially well-off in the years prior to his book
   and needed some help to keep going. So the post-doctoral fellows would
   come to live with the Hawkings. Donald Page did this for three years.
   
   Page described these years in the book (the book about the film about
   the book!). He said, "I would usually get up around 7:15 or 7:30, take
   a shower, read in my Bible and pray. Then I would go down and get
   Stephen up. After breakfast, I would often tell him what I'd been
   reading in the Bible, hoping that this would eventually have some
   influence. I remember telling Stephen one story about how Jesus had
   seen the deranged man and how this man had these demons and the demons
   had been sent into a herd of swine. The swine then plunged over the
   edge of the cliff and into the sea. Stephen piped up and said, 'Well,
   the Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals would not like
   that story, would they?'"
   
   Page stated, "I am a conservative Christian in the sense of pretty
   much taking the Bible seriously for what it says. Of course I know
   that certain parts are not intended to be read literally, so I am not
   precisely a literalist but I try to believe in the meaning, I think,
   it is intended to have."
   
  The Limits of Science
  
   A statement that I think gives some balance to all of this is by one
   of my scientific heroes, Erwin Schrodinger, after whom the most famous
   equation in science is named: the Schrodinger equation. I have spent a
   good bit of my professional life trying to solve this equation for
   atoms and molecules.
   
   Toward the end of Schrodinger's career he made this statement, "I am
   very astonished that the scientific picture of the real world around
   me is very deficient. It gives us a lot of factual information, puts
   all of our experience in a magnificently consistent order but it is
   ghastly silent about all and sundry that is really near to our heart,
   that really matters to us."
   
   Schrodinger believed that science has limits; it knows nothing of
   beautiful and ugly, good or bad, God and eternity. Science sometimes
   pretends to answer questions in these domains but the answers are very
   often so silly that we are not inclined to take them seriously.
   
   Jane Hawking has commented on this aspect of her husband's work.
   "Stephen has the feelings that because everything is reduced to a
   rational, mathematical formula, that must be the truth," Jane
   explained. "He is delving into realms that really do matter to
   thinking people and, in a way, that can have a very disturbing effect
   on people-and he's not competent."
   
   The irony of the story is that Hawking's professional life currently
   is devoted to telling a story about the cosmos in which all the
   elements which make his own life so fascinating-love, faith, courage
   and even creative imagination-disappear from view. Aspiring to know
   the mind of God, he can imagine nothing more interesting than a set of
   equations governing the motion of particles. I love these equations
   too, but they are not the be-all and end-all of life!
   
   A unified field-theory would be an amazing, magnificent scientific
   accomplishment, of course. But to Hawking it is just a step toward a
   distant but attainable goal of what he calls "a complete understanding
   of the events around us, and of our own existence."(p. 169)
   
   The way to this goal does not seem to require reading the Bible or
   Shakespeare, living in a variety of cultures, experiencing art,
   climbing mountains, or falling in love and having children. All it
   involves is the intellectually challenging task of developing better
   approximation methods.
   
   Richard Feynman states in his last technical book, The Character of
   Physical Law, "Everything in physical science is a lot of protons,
   neutrons and electrons, while in daily life, we talk about men and
   history or beauty and hope. Which is nearer to God-beauty and hope or
   the fundamental laws? To stand at either end and to walk off that end
   of the pier only, hoping that out in that direction is a complete
   understanding, is a mistake." I would have to say that what Stephen
   Hawking has done is to walk off one end of that pier.
   
  Some Conclusions
  
   After evaluating all the cosmological evidence, Hugh Ross has come to
   a number of conclusions (The Fingerprint of God, pp. 181-2). With only
   minor modifications, I wholeheartedly concur:
   
   1. A Creator must exist. The big bang ripples are clearly pointing to
   an ex nihilo creation consistent with the first few verses of the book
   of Genesis.
   
   2. The Creator must have awesome power and wisdom. The quantity of
   material and the power resources within our universe are truly
   immense. The information, or intricacy, manifest in any part of the
   universe, and especially in a living organism, is beyond our ability
   to comprehend. And what we do see is only what God has shown us within
   our dimensions of space and time!
   
   3. The Creator is loving. The simplicity, balance, order, elegance,
   and beauty seen throughout the creation demonstrate that God is loving
   rather than capricious. Further, the capacity and desire to nurture
   and to protect, seen in so many creatures, makes sense if their
   Creator possesses these same attributes. It is apparent that God cares
   for His creatures, for He has provided for their needs.
   
   4. The Creator is just and requires justice. Inward reflection and
   outward investigation affirm that human beings have a conscience. The
   conscience reflects the reality of right and wrong and the necessity
   of obedience.
   
   5. Each of us falls hopelessly short of the Creator's standard. We
   incur His displeasure when we violate any part of God's moral law in
   our actions, our words, and our thoughts. Who can keep his or her
   thoughts and attitudes pure for even an hour? If each person falls
   short of his or her own standards, how much more so of God's
   standards?
   
   6. Because the Creator is loving, wise and powerful, He made a way to
   rescue us. When we come to a point of concern about our personal
   failings, we can begin to understand from the creation around us that
   God's love, wisdom, and power are sufficient to deliver us from our
   otherwise hopeless situation.
   
   7. If we trust our lives totally to the Rescuer, Jesus Christ, we will
   be saved. The one and only path is to give up all human attempts to
   satisfy God's requirements and put our trust solely in Jesus Christ
   and in His means of redemption, namely, His death on the cross.
   
   (Editor's note: This article is a transcript of a lecture Dr. Schaefer
   presented at the University of Colorado in the spring of 1994,
   sponsored by Christian Leadership and other campus ministries. Over
   500 students and professors were present.)
   
    clm@clm.org, Copyright (C) Christian Leadership Ministries. All
    Rights Reserved.
    
                           Updated: 18 March 1996
389.745BIGQ::SILVAquince.ljo.dec.com/www/decplus/Mon Aug 05 1996 19:3916
| <<< Note 389.733 by GENRAL::RALSTON "Only half of us are above average!" >>>

| The Bible also says that light was created on the first day, but the
| Sun, moon and stars weren't created until the fifth (or some latter
| day, I forget). How does one explain this?

	Tom... it depends on which Genisis you read. In one of them it said man
was made before the birds, etc. In the other one it has the birds made first
and then man. How this contradiction is usually explained is that one was a
historical count of what happened, while the other is just a summary. I mean,
why have both be correct in a book that is supposed to be inerrant? That would
make things too easy.



Glen
389.746CSLALL::HENDERSONEvery knee shall bowMon Aug 05 1996 19:504


 Gee, you haven't brought that one up in a while,  Glen..
389.747BIGQ::SILVAquince.ljo.dec.com/www/decplus/Mon Aug 05 1996 19:513

	The subject hasn't come up in a while..... :-)
389.748CNTROL::JENNISONIt's all about soulMon Aug 05 1996 19:564
    
    	hmm, my bible only has one book called Genesis...
    
    
389.749CSLALL::HENDERSONEvery knee shall bowMon Aug 05 1996 19:5813

 Re:

 Karen...

 Glen is talking about Genesis 1 and 2 where the order of creation appears
 to some to be in conflict.




Jim
389.750BIGQ::SILVAquince.ljo.dec.com/www/decplus/Mon Aug 05 1996 20:063

	Jim is correct.
389.751BULEAN::BANKSMon Aug 05 1996 20:093
>	Jim is correct.

Practising to be Jim's "Ed McMahon"?
389.752In the Beginning was the word.GAAS::BRAUCHERWelcome to ParadiseMon Aug 05 1996 20:094
    
      Not to mention John 1.
    
      bb
389.753LANDO::OLIVER_Bit's about summer!Mon Aug 05 1996 20:101
    bb is correct.
389.754BIGQ::SILVAquince.ljo.dec.com/www/decplus/Mon Aug 05 1996 21:263

	Edwiener McMahaon? :-)
389.755MFGFIN::E_WALKERa ferret on a no-stick skilletMon Aug 05 1996 21:293
         That big bang theory is as silly as the creationist theories. In
    another hundred or so years, scientists will laugh at these beliefs.
    
389.756BULEAN::BANKSTue Aug 06 1996 12:0712
Maybe in another hundred or so years, philosophers will laugh at
scientists.

Science is just our undeclared current national religion, arbiter of
disagreements, and/or societal dogma source.  (As opposed to philosophers
who are just always full of it.)

A nice tidy system of beliefs, science is, but it's got no soul.

(And please, don't mistake these statements of mine for any sort of
endorsement for newage crap, 'cause I got no patience for that stuff,
either.)
389.757SMURF::WALTERSTue Aug 06 1996 12:081
    <-  You see?  Ed *can* conceive of timescales greater than 13 years.
389.758RUSURE::GOODWINSacred Cows Make the Best HamburgerTue Aug 06 1996 13:1522
    >Science is just our undeclared current national religion, arbiter of
    >disagreements, and/or societal dogma source.
    
    You make that sound like a bad thing!?!  Sure people treat science with
    some religious reverence, but there are some notable differences
    between science and religion, e.g., 
    
    	o Scientists will change their minds when faced with sufficient 
    	  evidence contrary to their beliefs.  
    
    	o Science got mankind to the moon.
    
    	o Scientists are not afraid to say, "I don't know".  Admission of 
    	  the limits of their knowledge does not destroy the very basis of
    	  all the rest of their knowledge and beliefs.
    
    	o Scientists do not need to impose their beliefs on others by means
    	  of coercion, shame, guilt, or legislation.  Scientific ideas are
    	  accepted because they work, or rejected in spite of that, and
    	  people are free to do either.
    
    Science is not quite your run-of-the-mill religion.
389.759BULEAN::BANKSTue Aug 06 1996 13:4269
>    	o Scientists will change their minds when faced with sufficient 
>    	  evidence contrary to their beliefs.  

As a group, yes, given enough time (decades), and overwhelming supporting
evidence.  Otherwise, theories supported by the mainstream, like
phlogistons (sp?) can hang on for years, while newer theories, if proposed
by upstarts, can get ignored until one of the big name usurps the idea.

Individual scientists will rarely change their minds about their own work,
because it would mean a lifetime of personal work (not to mention future
grants) down the tubes.  Pride occurs in science, just as it does in any
other religion.

>        o Science got mankind to the moon.

And christianity occasionally rids us of witches.
    
>    	o Scientists are not afraid to say, "I don't know".  Admission of 
>    	  the limits of their knowledge does not destroy the very basis of
>    	  all the rest of their knowledge and beliefs.

They may not be afraid to say this, but I sure don't hear any of them
actually saying it all that often.  Worse still, they often say they do
know things when in fact it's only some theory they're pushing.  And, since
science builds new theories on top of what is previously assumed to be
proven, a mistakenly proven theory can become the foundation for a house of
cards.  Scientists stand on these houses of cards proclaiming what they
know, when in fact, they are simply stating what they have decreed to be
reality, possible, or impossible.

>    	o Scientists do not need to impose their beliefs on others by means
>    	  of coercion, shame, guilt, or legislation.  Scientific ideas are
>    	  accepted because they work, or rejected in spite of that, and
>    	  people are free to do either.

Scientists may not need to do this, but they often do, anyway.  Science has
been foisted on us as the accepted religion that MUST be taught in schools. 
Science is constantly offered as some impartial arbiter to settle disputes
concerning other religions, as if it is somehow more legitimate than less
"scientific" belief systems.

Science is easily offered as the logical/moral basis for legislation as
often as any religion is.

Science has been sitting on top of our way of viewing the world for
centuries now.  It doesn't make it right; it just makes it the current
dogma.

Disclaimers:

1) I was trained as a scientist, and consider myself to have been a
scientist first.  What I study in graduate school now, despite the claims
of my professors, ain't a science, but it makes them happy to think it is.

2) I am an antheist

3) I am a skeptic, including skeptical about the scientific method

4) I could go on for days about what's wrong with science, but I won't
here.  In fact, I think this is about all I have to say on the subject.

p.s.  A quick scan of the web yields at least one page on phlogiston
theory.  I haven't read it all ('cause I just now found it), but I assume:

http://www.hcc.hawaii.edu/hccinfo/instruct/div5/sci/sci122/atomic/skepchem/
phloggen.html

will give an adequate explanation (if not get the award for being the
longest URL).
389.760POLAR::RICHARDSONPerpetual GlennTue Aug 06 1996 13:424
    As far as I'm concerned, saying "I don't know" is the beginning of
    wisdom.
    
    
389.761PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BTue Aug 06 1996 13:452
   .760  "I'll find out." is a little more promising, imo.
389.762POWDML::HANGGELIWill Work For LatteTue Aug 06 1996 13:473
    
    "I don't know" can be used as a cop-out, also.
    
389.763BIGQ::SILVAquince.ljo.dec.com/www/decplus/Tue Aug 06 1996 13:482
	Yeah, I here cops use that for an out a lot!
389.764overstated the caseGAAS::BRAUCHERWelcome to ParadiseTue Aug 06 1996 13:4945
 
  re, Goodwin (389.758).  I agree that calling science a religion is
 not useful.  It's something else.  In fact, many scientists are
 practitioners of various religions.  Others are not.
    
    	o Scientists will change their minds when faced with sufficient 
    	  evidence contrary to their beliefs.  

   >>  That is the ideal, yes.  Depressingly often, actual scientists
   >> often fail to live up to it.
    
    	o Science got mankind to the moon.

   >>  This is not correct.  Engineering, which is NOT science, got a
   >> few people to the moon and back.  Science was sometimes used,
   >> sometimes not.  The conflict between engineers and scientists
   >> was intense during the Apollo program, and still is.  Science
   >> is not about how to build machines.
    
    	o Scientists are not afraid to say, "I don't know".  Admission of 
    	  the limits of their knowledge does not destroy the very basis of
    	  all the rest of their knowledge and beliefs.

   >>  Another ideal, and also one of many religions, including those
   >> in the Judao-Christian tradition.  Not always followed by real
   >> people, even when they are both scientists and members of
   >> religions with specific admonitions against pride.
    
    	o Scientists do not need to impose their beliefs on others by means
    	  of coercion, shame, guilt, or legislation.  Scientific ideas are
    	  accepted because they work, or rejected in spite of that, and
    	  people are free to do either.

   >>  They don't need to, but some do.  Scientists have in fact imposed their
   >> beliefs by means of coercion, shame, guilt, and legislation, and
   >> numerous scientists are doing this in full public view in
   >> Washington DC as we speak, or at least trying to.  Many of them
   >> make no excuse for this behavior, claiming it is correct.
    
    Science is not quite your run-of-the-mill religion.

   >>  There is no such thing as "your run-of-the-mill religion".  Each
   >> is different, all the major ones are complex bodies of thought.
   >> The degree of conflict with science, if any, varies among them.

389.765POLAR::RICHARDSONPerpetual GlennTue Aug 06 1996 13:524
    Anything can be used as a cop out.
    
    You've got to realize that you don't know something before you decide
    to find out, no?
389.766POWDML::HANGGELIWill Work For LatteTue Aug 06 1996 13:536
    
    Too many people say "I don't know" and that's the end of it.  They
    don't try to find out.
    
    IMHO, of course.
    
389.767POLAR::RICHARDSONPerpetual GlennTue Aug 06 1996 13:541
    agreed.
389.768LANDO::OLIVER_Bit's about summer!Tue Aug 06 1996 13:574
    and then there are people who would rather bite
    their tongues off than say, "i don't know".  it's
    about as difficult to say as an unconditional 
    apology.
389.769.767POWDML::HANGGELIWill Work For LatteTue Aug 06 1996 13:575
    
    Like the !@#$%^&*(<>?,./:";'{}[]-=\~`) Help Desk.
                                         
    Oh sorry, wrong topic.
    
389.770looks like itHBAHBA::HAASmore madness, less horrorTue Aug 06 1996 14:393
>    Like the !@#$%^&*(<>?,./:";'{}[]-=\~`) Help Desk.

ASCII and ye shall receive...
389.771why not ?GAAS::BRAUCHERWelcome to ParadiseTue Aug 06 1996 15:0616
    
      By the way, if people of science or religion are trying to
     better their society through coercion, shame, guilt, and
     legislation, good for them.  Exactly what they should be doing.
    
      It is precisely in those places where this is not happening
     that people are poorest, least happy, least secure, unhealthiest.
    
      People are gregarious primates.  Many of their goals are social.
     They live together, and their goals conflict.  Fortunately, they
     have large enough brains to realize that shame, guilt, coercion,
     and rules can be used to enhance their societies.  So they use
     these and other tools to better themselves.  Good for them, if they
     can pull it off.
    
      bb
389.772POLAR::RICHARDSONPerpetual GlennTue Aug 06 1996 15:072
    what about freedom?
    
389.773ordered libertyGAAS::BRAUCHERWelcome to ParadiseTue Aug 06 1996 15:1912
    
      Well, Glenn, it is of course a balance.  If you restrict behavior
     too much, that also leads to obvious unhappiness.  It is one of
     the accomplishments of "western civ", of which the USA is a part,
     to have tried everything from chaos to authoritarianism, and
     settled in the middle, near the ideal of "ordered liberty".  That's
     is a fragile place to be, and every time a rule is tightened or relaxed,
     there is a risk that the balance will be lost.  The US Constitution
     is an attempt to perform this balancing act, and a pretty good one.
     The tipoff is how often it calls for "reasonableness".
    
      bb
389.774POWDML::HANGGELIWill Work For LatteTue Aug 06 1996 15:233
    
    There's no such thing as freedom.
    
389.775PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BTue Aug 06 1996 15:242
  .744  er... eh?
389.776Okay, Bob Shallow, here you go...SMURF::BINDERErrabit quicquid errare potest.Tue Aug 06 1996 15:35684
    .732
    
    The decision as to what's literal and what's not seems to be the major
    sticking point between us.  I contend that much is figurative that you
    accept as literal.  OBTW, I studied the Bible as literature in college,
    and all the materials we used indicated that Job is a work of fiction,
    as are the stories of Susannah and Bel_and_the_Dragon, both of which
    are included in the Canon by Catholics but not by Protestants.  So I'm
    not entirely alone here.  (Odd, isn't it, how Christians, who according
    to you all believe the same essentials of their faith, can't agree on
    the essential point of what is the Word of God and what isn't...)
    
    You appear to believe that the Bible as you know it is free of errors
    and, except where you find it convenient to accept it as figurative
    language, literally true.  Failing such a belief, you would have to
    admit that the words as you have then are not the actual Word of God
    but are instead human interpretations thereof, complete (or should I
    say replete) with the errors of humankind.  I have for you a little
    examination.  Think of it as the final for a course in Bible as
    History.
    
    If you can pass this examination, then we will have to rethink our
    differences - I may be forced to re-evaluate the position that passages
    saying two exactly opposite things, both of which purport to be
    literally accurate, are both in fact literally true.  If not, then it's
    obvious that literality goes out the window and you'd better start
    looking for the *real* Word of God instead of the one your preachers
    are feeding you.
    
    Have fun.  A perfect score is the only passing grade.
    
    ----
    
    Instructions:  Explain, without the use of religious sophistries, each
    of the following contradictions between various passages of the Bible. 
    This list was compiled by Donald Morgan.
    
    
    GE 1:3-5 On the first day, God created light, then separated light and
    darkness.  GE 1:14-19 The sun (which separates night and day) wasn't
    created until the fourth day. 
    
    GE 1:11-12, 26-27 Trees were created before man was created.  GE 2:4-9
    Man was created before trees were created. 
    
    GE 1:20-21, 26-27 Birds were created before man was created.  GE 2:7,
    19 Man was created before birds were created. 
    
    GE 1:24-27 Animals were created before man was created.  GE 2:7, 19 Man
    was created before animals were created. 
    
    GE 1:26-27 Man and woman were created at the same time.  GE 2:7, 21-22
    Man was created first, woman sometime later. 
    
    GE 1:28 God encourages reproduction.  LE 12:1-8 God requires
    purification rites following childbirth which, in effect, makes
    childbirth a sin. (Note: The period for purification following the
    birth of a daughter is twice that for a son.) 
    
    GE 1:31 God was pleased with his creation.  GE 6:5-6 God was not
    pleased with his creation. (Note: That God should be displeased is
    inconsistent with the concept of omniscience.) 
    
    GE 2:4, 4:26, 12:8, 22:14-16, 26:25 God was already known as "the Lord"
    (Jahveh or Jehovah) much earlier than the time of Moses.  EX 6:2-3 God
    was first known as "the Lord" (Jahveh or Jehovah) at the time of the
    Egyptian Bondage, during the life of Moses. 
    
    GE 2:17 Adam was to die the very day that he ate the forbidden fruit. 
    GE 5:5 Adam lived 930 years. 
    
    GE 2:15-17, 3:4-6 It is wrong to want to be able to tell good from
    evil.  HE 5:13-14 It is immature to be unable to tell good from evil. 
    
    GE 4:4-5 God prefers Abel's offering and has no regard for Cain's.  2CH
    19:7, AC 10:34, RO 2:11 God shows no partiality. He treats all alike. 
    
    GE 4:9 God asks Cain where his brother Able is.  PR 15:3, JE 16:17,
    23:24-25, HE 4:13 God is everywhere. He sees everything. Nothing is
    hidden from his view.  GE 4:16 Cain went away (or out) from the
    presence of the Lord.  JE 23:23-24 A man cannot hide from God. God
    fills heaven and earth. 
    
    GE 6:4 There were Nephilim (giants) before the Flood.  GE 7:21 All
    creatures other than Noah and his clan were annihilated by the Flood. 
    NU 13:33 There were Nephilim after the Flood. 
    
    GE 6:6. EX 32:14, NU 14:20, 1SA 15:35, 2SA 24:16 God does change his
    mind.  NU 23:19-20, IS 15:29, JA 1:17 God does not change his mind. 
    
    GE 6:19-22, 7:8-9, 7:14-16 Two of each kind are to be taken, and are
    taken, aboard Noah's Ark.  GE 7:2-5 Seven pairs of some kinds are to be
    taken (and are taken) aboard the Ark. 
    
    GE 7:1 Noah was righteous.  JB 1:1,8 2:3 Job was righteous.  LK 1:6
    Zechariah and Elizabeth were righteous.  JA 5:16 Some men are
    righteous, (which makes their prayers effective).  1JN 3:6-9 Christians
    become righteous (or else they are not really Christians).  RO 3:10,
    3:23, 1JN 1:8-10 No one was or is righteous. 
    
    GE 7:7 Noah and his clan enter the Ark.  GE 7:13 They enter the Ark
    (again?). 
    
    GE 11:7-9 God sows discord.  PR 6:16-19 God hates anyone who sows
    discord. 
    
    GE 11:9 At Babel, the Lord confused the language of the whole world. 
    1CO14:33 Paul says that God is not the author of confusion. 
    
    GE 11:12 Arpachshad [Arphaxad] was the father of Shelah.  LK 3:35-36
    Cainan was the father of Shelah. Arpachshad was the grandfather of
    Shelah. 
    
    GE 11:16 Terah was 70 years old when his son Abram was born.  GE 11:32
    Terah was 205 years old when he died (making Abram 135 at the time). 
    GE 12:4, AC 7:4 Abram was 75 when he left Haran. This was after Terah
    died. Thus, Terah could have been no more than 145 when he died; or
    Abram was only 75 years old after he had lived 135 years. 
    
    GE 12:7, 17:1, 18:1, 26:2, 32:30, EX 3:16, 6:2-3, 24:9-11, 33:11, NU
    12:7-8, 14:14, JB 42:5, AM 7:7-8, 9:1 God is seen.  EX 33:20, JN 1:18,
    1JN 4:12 God is not seen. No one can see God's face and live. No one
    has ever seen him. 
    
    GE 10:5, 20, 31 There were many languages before the Tower of Babel. 
    GE 11:1 There was only one language before the Tower of Babel.  GE
    15:9, EX 20:24, 29:10-42, LE 1:1-7:38, NU 28:1-29:40 God details
    sacrificial offerings.  JE 7:21-22 God says he did no such thing. 
    
    GE 16:15, 21:1-3, GA 4:22 Abraham had two sons, Ishmael and Isaac.  HE
    11:17 Abraham had only one son. 
    
    GE 17:1, 35:11, 1CH 29:11-12, LK 1:37 God is omnipotent. Nothing is
    impossible with (or for) God.  JG 1:19 Although God was with Judah,
    together they could not defeat the plainsmen because the latter had
    iron chariots. 
    
    GE 17:7, 10-11 The covenant of circumcision is to be everlasting.  GA
    6:15 It is of no consequence. 
    
    GE 17:8 God promises Abraham the land of Canaan as an "everlasting
    possession."  GE 25:8, AC 7:2-5, HE 11:13 Abraham died with the promise
    unfulfilled. 
    
    GE 17:15-16, 20:11-12, 22:17 Abraham and his half sister, Sarai, are
    married and receive God's blessings.  LE 20:17, DT 27:20-23 Incest is
    wrong. 
    
    GE 18:20-21 God decides to "go down" to see what is going on.  PR 15:3,
    JE 16:17, 23:24-25, HE 4:13 God is everywhere. He sees everything.
    Nothing is hidden from his view. 
    
    GE 19:30-38 While he is drunk, Lot's two daughters "lie with him,"
    become pregnant, and give birth to his offspring.  2PE 2:7 Lot was
    "just" and "righteous." 
    
    GE 22:1-12, DT 8:2 God tempts (tests) Abraham and Moses.  JG 2:22 God
    himself says that he does test (tempt).  1CO 10:13 Paul says that God
    controls the extent of our temptations.  JA 1:13 God tests (tempts) no
    one. 
    
    GE 35:10 God says Jacob is to be called Jacob no longer; henceforth his
    name is Israel.  GE 46:2 At a later time, God himself uses the name
    Jacob. 
    
    GE 36:11 The sons of Eliphaz were Teman, Omar, Zepho, Gatam, and Kenaz. 
    GE 36:15-16 Teman, Omar, Zepho, Kenaz.  1CH 1:35-36 Teman, Omar, Zephi,
    Gatam, Kenaz, Timna, and Amalek. 
    
    GE 49:2-28 The fathers of the twelve tribes of Israel are: Reuben,
    Simeon, Levi, Judah, Zebulun, Issachar, Dan, Gad, Asher, Naphtali,
    Joseph, and Benjamin.  RE 7:4-8 (Leaves out the tribe of Dan, but adds
    Manasseh.)  GE 50:13 Jacob was buried in a cave at Machpelah bought
    from Ephron the Hittite.  AC 7:15-16 He was buried in the sepulchre at
    Shechem, bought from the sons of Hamor. 
    
    EX 3:1 Jethro was the father-in-law of Moses.  NU 10:29, JG 4:11 (KJV)
    Hobab was the father-in-law of Moses. 
    
    EX 3:20-22, DT 20:13-17 God instructs the Israelites to despoil the
    Egyptians, to plunder their enemies.  EX 20:15, 17, LE 19:13 God
    prohibits stealing, defrauding, or robbing a neighbor. 
    
    EX 4: 11 God decides who will be dumb, deaf, blind, etc.  2CO 13:11,
    14, 1JN 4:8, 16 God is a god of love. 
    
    EX 9:3-6 God destroys all the cattle (including horses) belonging to
    the Egyptians.  EX 9:9-11 The people and the cattle are afflicted with
    boils.  EX 12:12, 29 All the first-born of the cattle of the Egyptians
    are destroyed.  EX 14:9 After having all their cattle destroyed, then
    afflicted with boils, and then their first-born cattle destroyed, the
    Egyptians pursue Moses on horseback. 
    
    EX 12:13 The Israelites have to mark their houses with blood in order
    for God to see which houses they occupy and "pass over" them.  PR 15:3,
    JE 16:17, 23:24-25, HE 4:13 God is everywhere. He sees everything.
    Nothing is hidden from God. 
    
    EX 12:37, NU 1:45-46 The number of men of military age who take part in
    the Exodus is given as more than 600,000. Allowing for women, children,
    and older men would probably mean that a total of about 2,000,000
    Israelites left Egypt.  1KI 20:15 All the Israelites, including
    children, number only 7000 at a later time. 
    
    EX 15:3, 17:16, NU 25:4, 32:14, IS 42:13 God is a man of war--he is
    fierce and angry. RO 15:33, 2CO 13:11, 14, 1JN 4:8, 16 God is a god of
    love and peace. 
    
    EX 20:1-17 God gave the law directly to Moses (without using an
    intermediary).  GA 3:19 The law was ordained through angels by a
    mediator (an intermediary). 
    
    EX 20:4 God prohibits the making of any graven images whatsoever.  EX
    25:18 God enjoins the making of two graven images. 
    
    EX 20:5, 34:7, NU 14:18, DT 5:9, IS 14:21-22 Children are to suffer for
    their parent's sins.  DT 24:16, EZ 18:19-20 Children are not to suffer
    for their parent's sins. 
    
    EX 20:8-11, 31:15-17, 35:1-3 No work is to be done on the Sabbath, not
    even lighting a fire. The commandment is permanent, and death is
    required for infractions.  MK 2:27-28 Jesus says that the Sabbath was
    made for man, not man for the Sabbath (after his disciples were
    criticized for breaking the Sabbath).  RO 14:5, CO 2:14-16 Paul says
    the Sabbath commandment was temporary, and to decide for yourself
    regarding its observance. 
    
    EX 20:12, DT 5:16, MT 15:4, 19:19, MK 7:10, 10:19, LK 18:20 Honor your
    father and your mother is one of the ten commandments. It is reinforced
    by Jesus.  MT 10:35-37, LK 12:51-53, 14:26 Jesus says that he has come
    to divide families; that a man's foes will be those of his own
    household; that you must hate your father, mother, wife, children,
    brothers, sisters, and even your own life to be a disciple.  MT 23:9
    Jesus says to call no man on earth your father. 
    
    EX 20:13, DT 5:17, MK 10:19, LK 18:20, RO 13:9, JA 2:11 God prohibits
    killing.  GE 34:1-35:5 God condones trickery and killing.  EX 32:27, DT
    7:2, 13:15, 20:1-18 God orders killing. (Note: See Atrocities section
    for many more examples.)  2KI 19:35 An angel of the Lord slaughters
    185,000 men. 
    
    EX 20:14 God prohibits adultery.  HO 1:2 God instructs Hosea to "take a
    wife of harlotry." 
    
    EX 21:23-25, LE 24:20, DT 19:21 A life for a life, an eye for an eye,
    etc. MT 5:38-44, LK 6:27-29 Turn the other cheek. Love your enemies. 
    
    EX 23:7 God prohibits the killing of the innocent.  NU 31:17-18, DT
    7:2, JS 6:21-27, 7:19-26, 8:22-25, 10:20, 40, 11:8-15, 20, 30-39, JG
    11:30-39, 21:10-12 1SA 15:3 God orders or approves the complete
    extermination of groups of people which include innocent women and/or
    children. (Note: See Atrocities section for many other examples of the
    killing of innocents.) 
    
    EX 34:6, DT 7:9-10, TS 1:2 God is faithful and truthful. He does not
    lie.  NU 14:30 God breaks his promise. 
    
    EX 34:6, DT 7:9-10, TS 1:2 God is faithful and truthful. He does not
    lie.  1KI 22:21-23 God condones a spirit of deception. 
    
    EX 34:6, DT 7:9-10, TS 1:2 God is faithful and truthful. He does not
    lie.  2TH 2:11-12 God deludes people, making them believe what is
    false, so as to be able to condemn them. (Note: some versions use the
    word persuade here. The context makes clear, however, that deception is
    involved.) 
    
    EX 34:6-7 JS 24:19, 1CH 16:34 God is faithful, holy and good.  IS
    45:6-7, LA 3:8, AM 3:6 God is responsible for evil. 
    
    EX 34:6-7, HE 9:27 God remembers sin, even when it has been forgiven. 
    JE 31:34 God does not remember sin when it has been forgiven. 
    
    LE 3:17 God himself prohibits forever the eating of blood and fat.  MT
    15:11, CN 2:20-22 Jesus and Paul say that such rules don't matter--they
    are only human injunctions. 
    
    LE 19:18, MT 22:39 Love your neighbor [as much as] yourself.  1CO 10:24
    Put your neighbor ahead of yourself. 
    
    LE 21:10 The chief priest is not to rend his clothes.  MT 26:65, MK
    14:63 He does so during the trial of Jesus. 
    
    LE 25:37, PS 15:1, 5 It is wrong to lend money at interest.  MT 25:27,
    LK 19:23-27 It is wrong to lend money without interest. 
    
    NU 11:33 God inflicts sickness.  JB 2:7 Satan inflicts sickness. 
    
    NU 15:24-28 Sacrifices can, in at least some case, take away sin.  HE
    10:11 They never take away sin. 
    
    NU 25:9 24,000 died in the plague.  1CO 10:8 23,000 died in the plague. 
    
    NU 30:2 God enjoins the making of vows (oaths).  MT 5:33-37 Jesus
    forbids doing so, saying that they arise from evil (or the Devil). 
    
    NU 33:38 Aaron died on Mt. Hor.  DT 10:6 Aaron died in Mosera. 
    
    NU 33:41-42 After Aaron's death, the Israelites journeyed from Mt. Hor,
    to Zalmonah, to Punon, etc.  DT 10:6-7 It was from Mosera, to Gudgodah,
    to Jotbath. 
    
    DT 6:15, 9:7-8, 29:20, 32:21 God is sometimes angry.  MT 5:22 Anger is
    a sin. 
    
    DT 7:9-10 God destroys his enemies.  MT 5:39-44 Do not resist your
    enemies. Love them. 
    
    DT 18:20-22 A false prophet is one whose words do not come true. Death
    is required.  EZ 14:9 A prophet who is deceived, is deceived by God
    himself. Death is still required. 
    
    DT 23:1 A castrate may not enter the assembly of the Lord.  IS 56:4-5
    Some castrates will receive special rewards. 
    
    DT 23:1 A castrate may not enter the assembly of the Lord.  MT 19:12
    Men are encouraged to consider making themselves castrates for the sake
    of the Kingdom of God. 
    
    DT 24:1-5 A man can divorce his wife simply because she displeases him
    and both he and his wife can remarry.  MK 10:2-12 Divorce is wrong, and
    to remarry is to commit adultery. 
    
    DT 24:16, 2KI 14:6, 2CH 25:4, EZ 18:20 Children are not to suffer for
    their parent's sins.  RO 5:12, 19, 1CO 15:22 Death is passed to all men
    by the sin of Adam. 
    
    DT 30:11-20 It is possible to keep the law.  RO 3:20-23 It is not
    possible to keep the law. 
    
    JS 11:20 God shows no mercy to some.  LK 6:36, JA 5:11 God is merciful. 
    
    JG 4:21 Sisera was sleeping when Jael killed him.  JG 5:25-27 Sisera
    was standing. 
    
    GE 4:15, DT 32:4, IS 34:8 God is a vengeful god.  EX 15:3, IS 42:13, HE
    12:29 God is a warrior. God is a consuming fire.  EX 20:5, 34:14, DT
    4:24, 5:9, 6:15, 29:20, 32:21 God is a jealous god.  LE 26:7-8, NU
    31:17-18, DT 20:16-17, JS 10:40, JG 14:19, EZ 9:5-7 The Spirit of God
    is (sometimes) murder and killing.  NU 25:3-4, DT 6:15, 9:7-8, 29:20,
    32:21, PS 7:11, 78:49, JE 4:8, 17:4, 32:30-31, ZP 2:2 God is angry. His
    anger is sometimes fierce.  2SA 22:7-8 (KJV) "I called to the Lord; ...
    he heard my voice; ... The earth trembled and quaked, ... because he
    was angry. Smoke came from his nostrils. Consuming fire came from his
    mouth, burning coals blazed out of it."  EZ 6:12, NA 1:2, 6 God is
    jealous and furious. He reserves wrath for, and takes revenge on, his
    enemies. "... who can abide in the fierceness of his anger? His fury is
    poured out like fire, and rocks are thrown down by him."  2CO 13:11,
    14, 1JN 4:8, 16 God is love  GA 5:22-23 The fruit of the Spirit of God
    is love, joy, peace, patience, kindness, faithfulness, gentleness and
    self-control. 
    
    JS 10:38-40 Joshua himself captured Debir.  JG 1:11-15 It was Othniel,
    who thereby obtained the hand of Caleb's daughter, Achsah. 
    
    1SA 8:2-22 Samuel informs God as to what he has heard from others.  PR
    15:3, JE 16:17, 23:24-25, HE 4:13 God is everywhere. He sees and hears
    everything.  1SA 9:15-17 The Lord tells Samuel that Saul has been
    chosen to lead the Israelites and will save them from the Philistines. 
    1SA 15:35 The Lord is sorry that he has chosen Saul.  1SA 31:4-7 Saul
    commits suicide and the Israelites are overrun by the Philistines. 
    
    1SA 15:7-8, 20 The Amalekites are utterly destroyed.  1SA 27:8-9 They
    are utterly destroyed (again?).  1SA 30:1, 17-18 They raid Ziklag and
    David smites them (again?). 
    
    1SA 16:10-11, 17:12 Jesse had seven sons plus David, or eight total. 
    1CH 2:13-15 He had seven total. 
    
    1SA 16:19-23 Saul knew David well before the latter's encounter with
    Goliath.  1SA 17:55-58 Saul did not know David at the time of his
    encounter with Goliath and had to ask about David's identity. 
    
    1SA 17:50 David killed Goliath with a slingshot.  1SA 17:51 David
    killed Goliath (again?) with a sword. 
    
    1SA 17:50 David killed Goliath.  2SA 21:19 Elhanan killed Goliath.
    (Note: Some translations insert the words the brother of before
    Elhanan. These are an addition to the earliest manuscripts in an
    apparent attempt to rectify this inconsistency.) 
    
    1SA 21:1-6 Ahimalech was high priest when David ate the bread.  MK 2:26
    Abiathar was high priest at the time. 
    
    1SA 28:6 Saul inquired of the Lord, but received no answer.  1CH
    10:13-14 Saul died for not inquiring of the Lord. 
    
    1SA 31:4-6 Saul killed himself by falling on his sword.  2SA 1:2-10
    Saul, at his own request, was slain by an Amalekite.  2SA 21:12 Saul
    was killed by the Philistines on Gilboa.  1CH 10:13-14 Saul was slain
    by God. 
    
    2SA 6:23 Michal was childless.  2SA 21:8 (KJV) She had five sons.  2SA
    24:1 The Lord inspired David to take the census.  1CH 21:1 Satan
    inspired the census. 
    
    2SA 24:9 The census count was: Israel 800,000 and Judah 500,000.  1CH
    21:5 The census count was: Israel 1,100,000 and Judah 470,000. 
    
    2SA 24:10-17 David sinned in taking the census.  1KI 15:5 David's only
    sin (ever) was in regard to another matter. 
    
    2SA 24:24 David paid 50 shekels of silver for the purchase of a
    property.  1CH 21:22-25 He paid 600 shekels of gold. 
    
    1KI 3:12 God made Solomon the wisest man that ever lived, yet ....  1KI
    11:1-13 Solomon loved many foreign women (against God's explicit
    prohibition) who turned him to other gods (for which he deserved
    death). 
    
    1KI 3:12, 4:29, 10:23-24, 2CH 9:22-23 God made Solomon the wisest king
    and the wisest man that ever lived. There never has been nor will be
    another like him.  MT 12:42, LK 11:31 Jesus says: "... now one greater
    than Solomon is here." 
    
    1KI 4:26 Solomon had 40,000 horses (or stalls for horses).  2CH 9:25 He
    had 4,000 horses (or stalls for horses). 
    
    1KI 5:16 Solomon had 3,300 supervisors.  2CH 2:2 He had 3,600
    supervisors. 
    
    1KI 7:15-22 The two pillars were 18 cubits high.  2CH 3:15-17 They were
    35 cubits high. 
    
    1KI 7:26 Solomon's "molten sea" held 2000 "baths" (1 bath = about 8
    gallons).  2CH 4:5 It held 3000 "baths." 
    
    1KI 8:12, 2CH 6:1, PS 18:11 God dwells in thick darkness.  1TI 6:16 God
    dwells in unapproachable light. 
    
    1KI 8:13, AC 7:47 Solomon, whom God made the wisest man ever, built his
    temple as an abode for God.  AC 7:48-49 God does not dwell in temples
    built by men. 
    
    1KI 9:28 420 talents of gold were brought back from Ophir.  2CH 8:18
    450 talents of gold were brought back from Ophir. 
    
    1KI 15:14 Asa did not remove the high places.  2CH 14:2-3 He did remove
    them. 
    
    1KI 16:6-8 Baasha died in the 26th year of King Asa's reign.  2CH 16:1
    Baasha built a city in the 36th year of King Asa's reign.  1KI 16:23
    Omri became king in the thirty-first year of Asa's reign and he reigned
    for a total of twelve years..  1KI 16:28-29 Omri died, and his son Ahab
    became king in the thirty- eighth year of Asa's reign. (Note:
    Thirty-one through thirty-eight equals a reign of seven or eight
    years.) 
    
    1KI 22:23, 2CH 18:22, 2TH 2:11 God himself causes a lying spirit.  PR
    12:22 God abhors lying lips and delights in honesty. 
    
    1KI 22:42-43 Jehoshaphat did not remove the high places.  2CH 17:5-6 He
    did remove them. 
    
    2KI 2:11 Elijah went up to heaven.  JN 3:13 Only the Son of Man (Jesus)
    has ever ascended to heaven.  2CO 12:2-4 An unnamed man, known to Paul,
    went up to heaven and came back.  HE 11:5 Enoch was translated to
    heaven. 
    
    2KI 4:32-37 A dead child is raised (well before the time of Jesus).  MT
    9:18-25, JN 11:38-44 Two dead persons are raised (by Jesus himself). 
    AC 26:23 Jesus was the first to rise from the dead. 
    
    2KI 8:25-26 Ahaziah was 22 years old when he began his reign.  2CH 22:1
    He was 42 when he began his reign. 
    
    2KI 9:27 Jehu shot Ahaziah near Ibleam. Ahaziah fled to Meggido and
    died there.  2CH 22:9 Ahaziah was found hiding in Samaria, brought to
    Jehu, and put to death. 
    
    2KI 16:5 The King of Syria and the son of the King of Israel did not
    conquer Ahaz.  2CH 28:5-6 They did conquer Ahaz. 
    
    2KI 24:8 Jehoiachin (Jehoiakim) was eighteen years old when he began to
    reign.  2CH 36:9 He was eight. (Note: This discrepancy has been
    "corrected" in some versions.) 
    
    2KI 24:8 Jehoiachin (Jehoiakim) reigned three months.  2CH 36:9 He
    reigned three months and ten days. 
    
    2KI 24:17 Jehoiachin (Jehoaikim) was succeeded by his uncle.  2CH 36:10
    He was succeeded by his brother. 
    
    1CH 3:11-13 The lineage is: Joram, Ahaziah, Joash, Amaziah, Azariah,
    Jotham.  MT 1:8-9 It is: Joram, Uzziah, Jotham, etc. 
    
    1CH 3:19 Pedaiah was the father of Zerubbabel.  ER 3:2 Shealtiel was
    the father of Zerubbabel. 
    
    2CH 19:7, AC 10:34, RO 2:11 There is no injustice or partiality with
    the Lord.  RO 9:15-18 God has mercy on (and hardens the hearts of) whom
    he pleases. 
    
    ER 2:3-64 (Gives the whole congregation as 42,360.) (The actual sum of
    the numbers is about 30,000.) 
    
    JB 2:3-6, 21:7-13, 2TI 3:12 The godly are persecuted and chastised but
    the wicked grow old, wealthy, and powerful, unchastised by God.  PS
    55:23, 92:12-14, PR 10:2-3, 27-31, 12:2, 21 The lives of the wicked are
    cut short. The righteous flourish and obtain favor from the Lord. 
    
    PS 10:1 God cannot be found in time of need. He is "far off."  PS
    145:18 God is near to all who call upon him in truth. 
    
    PS 22:1-2 God sometimes forsakes his children. He does not answer.  PS
    46:1 God is a refuge, a strength, a very present help. 
    
    PS 30:5, JE 3:12, MI 7:18 God's anger does not last forever.  JE 17:4,
    MT 25:46 It does last forever. (He has provided for eternal
    punishment.) 
    
    PS 78:69, EC 1:4, 3:14 The earth was established forever.  PS
    102:25-26, MT 24:35, MK 13:31, LK 21:33, HE 1:10-11, 2PE 3:10 The earth
    will someday perish. 
    
    GE 27:28 "May God give you ... an abundance of grain and new wine."  DT
    7:13 If they follow his commandments, God will bless the fruit of their
    wine.  PS 104:5 God gives us wine to gladden the heart.  JE 13:12 "...
    every bottle shall be filled with wine."  JN 2:1-11 According to the
    author of John, Jesus' first miracle was turning water to wine.  RO
    14:21 It is good to refrain from drinking wine. 
    
    PR 3:13, 4:7, 19:8, JA 1:5 Happy is the man who finds wisdom. Get
    wisdom.  LK 2:40, 52 Jesus was filled with wisdom and found favor with
    God.  1CO 1:19-25, 3:18-20 Wisdom is foolishness. 
    
    PR 12:2, RO 8:28 A good man obtains favor from the Lord.  2TI 3:12, HE
    12:6 The godly will be persecuted. 
    
    PR 14:8 The wisdom of a prudent man is to discern his way.  MT 6:25-34
    Take no thought for tomorrow. God will take care of you. 
    
    PR 14:15-18 The simple believe everything and acquire folly; the
    prudent look where they are going and are crowned with knowledge.  MT
    18:3, LK 18:17 You must believe as little children do.  1CO 1:20, 27
    God has made the wisdom of the world foolish so as to shame the wise. 
    PR 16:4 God made the wicked for the "day of evil."  MT 11:25, MK
    4:11-12 God and Jesus hide some things from some people.  JN 6:65 No
    one can come to Jesus unless it is granted by God.  RO 8:28-30 Some are
    predestined to be called to God, believe in Jesus, and be justified. 
    RO 9:15-18 God has mercy on, and hardens the hearts of, whom he
    pleases.  2TH 2:11-12 God deceives the wicked so as to be able to
    condemn them.  1TI 2:3-4, 2PE 3:9 [Yet] God wants all to be saved. 
    
    PR 8:13, 16:6 It is the fear of God that keeps men from evil.  1JN 4:18
    There is no fear in love. Perfect love drives out fear.  1JN 5:2, 2JN
    1:6 Those who love God keep his commandments. 
    
    PR 26:4 Do not answer a fool. To do so makes you foolish too.  PR 26:5
    Answer a fool. If you don't, he will think himself wise. 
    
    PR 30:5 Every word of God proves true.  JE 8:8 The scribes falsify the
    word of God.  JE 20:7, EZ 14:9, 2TH 2:11-12 God himself deceives
    people. (Note: Some versions translate deceive as "persuade." The
    context makes clear, however, that deception is involved.) 
    
    IS 3:13 God stands to judge.  JL 3:12 He sits to judge. 
    
    IS 44:24 God created heaven and earth alone.  JN 1:1-3 Jesus took part
    in creation. 
    
    JE 12:13 Some sow wheat but reap thorns.  MI 6:15 Some sow but won't
    reap anything.  MT 25:26, LK 19:22 Some reap without sowing.  2CO 9:6,
    GA 6:7 A man reaps what he sows. 
    
    JE 32:18 God shows love to thousands, but brings punishment for the
    sins of their fathers to many children.  2CO 13:11, 14, 1JN 4:8, 16 God
    is a god of love. 
    
    JE 34:4-5 Zedekiah was to die in peace.  JE 52:10-11 Instead,
    Zedekaih's sons are slain before his eyes, his eyes are then put out,
    he is bound in fetters, taken to Babylon and left in prison to die. 
    
    EZ 20:25-26 The law was not good. The sacrifice of children was for the
    purpose of horrifying the people so that they would know that God is
    Lord.  RO 7:12, 1TI 1:8 The law is good. 
    
    EZ 26:15-21 God says that Tyre will be destroyed and will never be
    found again. (Nebudchanezzar failed to capture or destroy Tyre. It is
    still inhabited.) 
    
    DN 5:1 (Gives the title of "king" to Belshazzar.) (Bleshazzar was
    actually the "viceroy.") 
    
    DN 5:2 (Says that Nebuchadnezzar was the father of Belshazzar, but
    actually, Nebodnius was the father of Belshazzar.) (Note: Some versions
    attempt to correct this error by making the verse say that
    Nebuchadnezzar was the grandfather of Bleshazzar.) 
    
    ZE 11:12-13 Mentions "thirty pieces" and could possibly be thought to
    be connected with the Potter's Field prophesy referred to in Matthew. 
    MT 27:9 Jeremiah is given as the source of the prophesy regarding the
    purchase of the Potter's Field. (Note: There is no such prophesy in
    Jeremiah.) 
    
    MT 1:6-7 The lineage of Jesus is traced through David's son, Solomon. 
    LK 3:23-31 It is traced through David's son, Nathan. (Note: Some
    apologists assert that Luke traces the lineage through Mary. That this
    is untrue is obvious from the context since Luke and Matthew both
    clearly state that Joseph was Jesus' father.) 
    
    MT 1:16 Jacob was Joseph's father.  LK 3:23 Heli was Joseph's father. 
    
    MT 1:17 There were twenty-eight generations from David to Jesus.  LK
    3:23-38 There were forty-three. 
    
    MT 1:18-21 The Annunciation occurred after Mary had conceived Jesus. 
    LK 1:26-31 It occurred before conception. 
    
    MT 1:20 The angel spoke to Joseph.  LK 1:28 The angel spoke to Mary. 
    
    MT 1:20-23, LK 1:26-33 An angel announces to Joseph and/or Mary that
    the child (Jesus) will be "great," the "son of the Most High," etc.,
    and ....  MT 3:13-17, MK 1:9-11 The baptism of Jesus is accompanied by
    the most extraordinary happenings, yet ....  MK 3:21 Jesus' own
    relatives (or friends) attempt to constrain him, thinking that he might
    be out of his mind, and ....  MK 6:4-6 Jesus says that a prophet is
    without honor in his own house (which certainly should not have been
    the case considering the Annunciation and the Baptism).  MT 1:23 He
    will be called Emmanuel (or Immanuel).  MT 1:25 Instead, he was called
    Jesus. 
    
    MT 2:13-16 Following the birth of Jesus, Joseph and Mary flee to Egypt,
    (where they stay until after Herod's death) in order to avoid the
    murder of their firstborn by Herod. Herod slaughters all male infants
    two years old and under. (Note: John the Baptist, Jesus' cousin, though
    under two is somehow spared.)  LK 2:22-40 Following the birth of Jesus,
    Joseph and Mary remain in the area of Jerusalem for the Presentation
    (about forty days) and then return to Nazareth without going to Egypt.
    There is no slaughter of the infants. 
    
    MT 2:23 "And he went and lived in a town called Nazareth. So was
    fulfilled what was said through the prophets: He will be called a
    Nazarene.'" (This prophecy is not found in the OT, and while Jesus is
    often referred to as "Jesus of Nazareth", he is seldom referred to as
    "Jesus the Nazarene.") 
    
    MT 3:11-14, JN 1:31-34 John realized the true identity of Jesus (as the
    Messiah) either prior to the actual Baptism, or from the Baptism
    onward. The very purpose of John's baptism was to reveal Jesus to
    Israel.  MT 11:2-3 After the Baptism, John sends his disciples to ask
    if Jesus is the Messiah. 
    
    MT 3:12, 13:42 Hell is a furnace of fire (and must therefore be light). 
    MT 8:12, 22:13, 25:30 Hell is an "outer darkness" (and therefore dark). 
    
    MT 3:16, MK 1:10 It was Jesus who saw the Spirit descending.  JN 1:32
    It was John who saw the Spirit descending. 
    
    MT 3:17 The heavenly voice addressed the crowd: "This is my beloved
    Son."  MK 1:11, LK 3:22 The voice addressed Jesus: "You are my beloved
    Son...." 
    
    MT 4:1-11, MK 1:12-13 Immediately following his Baptism, Jesus spent
    forty days in the wilderness resisting temptation by the Devil.  JN
    2:1-11 Three days after the Baptism, Jesus was at the wedding in Cana. 
    
    MT 4:5-8 The Devil took Jesus to the pinnacle of the temple, then to
    the mountain top.  LK 4:5-9 First to the mountain top, then to the
    pinnacle of the temple. 
    
    MT 4:18-20, MK 1:16-18 (One story about choosing Peter as a disciple.) 
    LK 5:2-11 (A different story.)  JN 1:35-42 (Still another story.) 
    
    MT 5:1 - 7:29 Jesus delivers his most noteworthy sermon while on the
    mount.  LK 6:17-49 Jesus delivers his most noteworthy sermon while on
    the plain. (Note: No such sermons are mentioned in either MK or JN, and
    Paul seems totally unfamiliar with either the sermon on the mount or
    the sermon on the plain.) 
    
    MT 5:16 Good works should be seen.  MT 6:1-4 They should be kept
    secret. 
    
    MT 5:17-19, LK 16:17 Jesus underscores the permanence of the law.  LE
    10:8 - 11:47, DT 14:3-21 The law distinguishes between clean and
    unclean foods.  MK 7:14-15, MK 7:18-19 Jesus says that there is no such
    distinction.  1TI 4:1-4 All foods are clean according to Paul. 
    
    MT 5:17-19, LK 16:17 Jesus did not come to abolish the law.  EP
    2:13-15, HE 7:18-19 Jesus did abolish the law. 
    
    MT 5:22 Anyone who calls another a fool is liable to Hell.  MT 7:26
    Jesus says that anyone who hears his words and does not do them is a
    fool.
         
389.777not something I would be proud of...SHOGUN::KOWALEWICZStrangers on the plain, CroakerTue Aug 06 1996 16:0111
389.778JULIET::MORALES_NASweet Spirit's Gentle BreezeTue Aug 06 1996 16:023
    .756
    
    Go girl!
389.779POLAR::RICHARDSONPerpetual GlennTue Aug 06 1996 16:061
    Is she under the age of 13?
389.780EVMS::MORONEYYOU! Out of the gene pool!Tue Aug 06 1996 16:126
re .759:

> And christianity occasionally rids us of witches.
 
Are you implying that the moonwalks are as bogus as the trumped up charges
of witchcraft placed on "witches" that Christianity then "rid us of"?
389.781On good, and heartN2DEEP::SHALLOWSubtract L, invert WTue Aug 06 1996 16:3123
    re: .776 Gimme bout a week to read all that. ;-)
    
    Tom, you asked a couple of good questions that no one seemed to
    address, so I'll try.
    
    What is good? In Matthew 19:16, the word good is defined from the greek
    word "agathos", meaning 1) of good constitution or nature 2) useful,
    salutary 3) good, pleasant, agreeable, joyful, happy 4) excellent,
    distinguished 5) upright, honorable. This was used in the context of
    Jesus speaking of "only the Father is good".
    
    And your question about the heart, yes, although the physical heart is
    the muscle that pumps the blood throughout the body, the heart is the
    translation used also to describe the "spirit" of man. The greek word
    used here is kardia, having both the definition of the physical organ,
    and also, the definining of the "centre of all physical and spiritual
    life. You must have heard the term "from the heart", as in "She sang
    that song from the heart.". I, for one, have not yet come to the place
    of understanding of what separates the "soul" from the spirit, although
    I'm told the soul encompasses the "mind, will intellect, and emotions"
    of a person. I hope that helps?
    
    Bob
389.782ASIC::RANDOLPHTom R. N1OOQTue Aug 06 1996 18:138
>     <<< Note 389.776 by SMURF::BINDER "Errabit quicquid errare potest." >>>

(many contradictory quotes deleted)

Well, I looked at 'em. A great deal of them are explained in context, and
only confusing when pulled out. Several are really silly translation issues -
Emmanuel ("Savior") vs Jesus (which is what, latinized Aramaic?). Some are
genuine. Some are just archaic language. Not very impressive.
389.783really infantileGAAS::BRAUCHERWelcome to ParadiseTue Aug 06 1996 18:3519
    
      Well, reading through only a part of .776, it becomes quickly
     apparent that Donald Morgan is not engaged in a serious
     enterprise, but attempting a form of camp sophomoric ridicule.
     Not that that's a bad thing.
    
      Just look at the first one, that light-darkness came before the
     sun (just as scientists believe, by the way).  First, he throws
     in a supposed "fact", which isn't one, and then engages in the
     sort of baiting that invalidates any survey, no matter what it
     finds.
    
      Just say no to this sort of overlong exercise in drivel.  And by
     the way, I'm not with ::SHOOK in the "literal truth" camp, since
     I argue that particular phrase is meaningless.  But I can't find a
     chapter in the Bible that isn't more worth reading than Donald
     Morgan, graduate of the kindergarten school of argumentation.
    
      bb
389.784Sweeping it under the rug won't make it go away.SMURF::BINDERErrabit quicquid errare potest.Tue Aug 06 1996 18:4114
    .782
    
    Look again.
    
    How is it that Moses had two fathers-in-law, one named Jethro and one
    named Reuel (or Raguel)?  Hobab is mistakenly cited in this one; Hobab
    was the son of Reuel/Raguel.  Was it a custom of these peoples to
    change their names at will?
    
    How is it that God, who is ominpotent and could even make the sun stand
    still over the valley of Ajalon, could not win a battle against a mere
    enemy who had iron chariots?
    
    I said no religious sophistries are permitted as explanation.
389.785the next few are bogus alsoGAAS::BRAUCHERWelcome to ParadiseTue Aug 06 1996 18:5510
    
      Oh, and taking phrases out of the middle of paragraphs can
     almost always result in changing meaning.  It is obvious if
     you read it that Genesis chapter 2 is not a chronology, giving
     an order in time, any more than a news story giving background
     is.  Thus the mere fact that the sentences go "God did A. God
     did B." is not a statement that A preceded B.  Chapter 1, which
     is quite different, is supposedly a chronology.
    
      bb
389.786SMURF::BINDERErrabit quicquid errare potest.Tue Aug 06 1996 19:0711
    .785
    
    > Genesis chapter 2 is not a chronology
    
    Wrong.  Genesis chapter 2 is literally, word for word, true as written
    with no possible room for interpretation of any sort whatever.  This is
    the essential position of the inerrantist fundamentalist people, and it
    is patently wrong.  SOME allowance must be made for interpretation, but
    no interpretation is possible because it would open the door to the
    possibility that the words AS THEY ARE WRITTEN are not in fact without
    errors.
389.787BIGQ::SILVAquince.ljo.dec.com/www/decplus/Tue Aug 06 1996 19:148

	What Dick has said is true. And it helps illistrate that they can't
take the Bible word for word, or that it is not ineerant. (the last sentence
may or may not be Dick's view, but it is mine)


Glen
389.788CSLALL::HENDERSONEvery knee shall bowTue Aug 06 1996 19:169

 IllUstrate
 IneRRant





389.789BIGQ::SILVAquince.ljo.dec.com/www/decplus/Tue Aug 06 1996 20:263

	First one was spelling....2nd dyslexic. 
389.790So, what's your point ?GAAS::BRAUCHERWelcome to ParadiseTue Aug 06 1996 20:3421
    
      Um, if I say something is true, what does it add to say it is
     true "exactly as written" ?  As opposed to what ?  It is nonetheless
     the case that "A happened.  B happened." may or may not be an
     attempt at chronology, depending upon the context, and the context
     of chapter 2 of Genesis, particularly immediately following a
     clear chronology, suggests strongly that it is not.
    
      Speaking of wooden people unwilling to listen to argument, I'd
     start with the extremely intolerant atheists such as Donald Morgan,
     who think it a good joke to taunt religious people by making mock
     of the books they consider holy.  I've never seen a more concocted
     set of sophistries than Morgan's questionaire.  It's filth.  Even
     to those of us who don't actually hold the old testament holy.
    
      Let me explain.  I'm not Islamic.  Do you think it would be in
     good taste to make Koran jokes in here ?  Do you see why such
     would be very doubtful under conference policy ?  Make no mistake -
     that's what Morgan's travesty of a quiz, which you posted, does.
    
      bb
389.791Firmament, my favorite Bible word. :)GENRAL::RALSTONOnly half of us are above average!Tue Aug 06 1996 20:5173
Just for reference, from the KJV, Genesis Chapter 1:

1  In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth.
2  And the earth was without form, and void; and darkness was upon the face of 
   the deep. And the Spirit of God moved upon the face of the waters. 
3  And God said, Let there be light: and there was light. 
4  And God saw the light, that it was good: and God divided the light from the 
   darkness. 
5  And God called the light Day, and the darkness he called Night. And the 
   evening and the morning were the first day. 
6  And God said, Let there be a firmament in the midst of the waters, and let 
   it divide the waters from the waters. 
7  And God made the firmament, and divided the waters which were under the 
   firmament from the waters which were above the firmament: and it was so. 
8  And God called the firmament Heaven. And the evening and the morning were 
   the second day. 
9  And God said, Let the waters under the heaven be gathered together unto one 
   place, and let the dry land appear: and it was so. 
10 And God called the dry land Earth; and the gathering together of the waters 
   called he Seas: and God saw that it was good. 
11 And God said, Let the earth bring forth grass, the herb yielding seed, and 
   the fruit tree yielding fruit after his kind, whose seed is in itself, upon 
   the earth: and it was so. 
12 And the earth brought forth grass, and herb yielding seed after his kind, 
   and the tree yielding fruit, whose seed was in itself, after his kind: and 
   God saw that it was good. 
13 And the evening and the morning were the third day. 
14 And God said, Let there be lights in the firmament of the heaven to divide 
   the day from the night; and let them be for signs, and for seasons, and for 
   days, and years: 
15 And let them be for lights in the firmament of the heaven to give light 
   upon the earth: and it was so. 
16 And God made two great lights; the greater light to rule the day, and the 
   lesser light to rule the night: he made the stars also. 
17 And God set them in the firmament of the heaven to give light upon the 
   earth, 
18 And to rule over the day and over the night, and to divide the light from 
   the darkness: and God saw that it was good. 
19 And the evening and the morning were the fourth day. 
20 And God said, Let the waters bring forth abundantly the moving creature 
   that hath life, and fowl that may fly above the earth in the open firmament 
   of heaven. 
21 And God created great whales, and every living creature that moveth, which 
   the waters brought forth abundantly, after their kind, and every winged 
   fowl after his kind: and God saw that it was good. 
22 And God blessed them, saying, Be fruitful, and multiply, and fill the 
   waters in the seas, and let fowl multiply in the earth. 
23 And the evening and the morning were the fifth day. 
24 And God said, Let the earth bring forth the living creature after his kind, 
   cattle, and creeping thing, and beast of the earth after his kind: and it 
   was so. 
25 And God made the beast of the earth after his kind, and cattle after their 
   kind, and every thing that creepeth upon the earth after his kind: and God 
   saw that it was good. 
26 And God said, Let us make man in our image, after our likeness: and let 
   them have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, 
   and over the cattle, and over all the earth, and over every creeping thing 
   that creepeth upon the earth. 
27 So God created man in his own image, in the image of God created he him; 
   male and female created he them. 
28 And God blessed them, and God said unto them, Be fruitful, and multiply, 
   and replenish the earth, and subdue it: and have dominion over the fish of 
   the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over every living thing that 
   moveth upon the earth. 
29 And God said, Behold, I have given you every herb bearing seed, which is 
   upon the face of all the earth, and every tree, in the which is the fruit 
   of a tree yielding seed; to you it shall be for meat. 
30 And to every beast of the earth, and to every fowl of the air, and to every 
   thing that creepeth upon the earth, wherein there is life, I have given 
   every green herb for meat: and it was so. 
31 And God saw every thing that he had made, and, behold, it was very good. 
   And the evening and the morning were the sixth day. 

389.792ASIC::RANDOLPHTom R. N1OOQTue Aug 06 1996 20:5211
>     <<< Note 389.784 by SMURF::BINDER "Errabit quicquid errare potest." >>>
>    How is it that Moses had two fathers-in-law, one named Jethro and one
>    named Reuel (or Raguel)?  Hobab is mistakenly cited in this one; Hobab
>    was the son of Reuel/Raguel.  Was it a custom of these peoples to
>    change their names at will?

Whatever. I don't really care one way or the other, just pointing out that
Mr. Contradiction Finder isn't particularly infallible, either. Many of his
contradictions aren't.

Your point about "literal truth" is made.
389.793GENRAL::RALSTONOnly half of us are above average!Tue Aug 06 1996 20:5711
I always liked this part as well. It adds to the fantasy. What is the water 
above the firmament, especially when the firmament is "heaven"? It says that 
God created heaven on the second day, sandwiched between water, interesting.


6  And God said, Let there be a firmament in the midst of the waters, and let 
   it divide the waters from the waters. 
7  And God made the firmament, and divided the waters which were under the 
   firmament from the waters which were above the firmament: and it was so. 
8  And God called the firmament Heaven. And the evening and the morning were 
   the second day. 
389.794TINCUP::ague.cxo.dec.com::aguehttp://www.usa.net/~agueTue Aug 06 1996 21:195
Re: .791

That was beautiful.  Where did you get it?

-- Jim
389.795GENRAL::RALSTONOnly half of us are above average!Tue Aug 06 1996 21:393
    >That was beautiful.  Where did you get it?
    
    http://www.gospelcom.net/bible
389.796absurdGAAS::BRAUCHERWelcome to ParadiseWed Aug 07 1996 12:4037
    
      Actually, this discussion belongs in topic 319, the Truth of the
     Bible topic.  It appears to be tangential to the topic at hand.
     However, that never stopped the 'Box before...
    
      Of course, the book is only read in translation, sometimes through
     multiple translations over long periods of time.  The meaning of
     language is not static, as those who claim the word "inerrancy"
     has meaning assume.  Consider Tom Ralston's difficulty with the
     word "firmament".  The King James Version authors used the words
     of their day, not to mention the degrees of poetic and explicative
     license that the standards of that time thought reasonable.
     I'm not any more sure what is intended by this word than Tom is.
     But why bother, since the intent is decipherable - that the land
     came from beneath the sea.  Genesis is not a substitute for Lyell's
     "Principles of Geology", nor would any reasonable person expect
     the book, intended for ancient Hebrews, to include a discussion of
     plate tectonics.  This is much ado about nothing.  What can this
     so-called concept of "inerrancy" mean - that anything omitted from
     this book can't be true ?  The biographical sketches of ancient
     people's lives are just that, biographies, not the lives themselves.
     How can we say any biography is "inerrant".  A life is composed of
     a body and its actions, not of words.  We are only able to reduce a
     part of the world to words, for communication.  All words leave it
     to the reader to fill in the scene through their own mental
     equipment, by inference.  So there is good reason to suppose that
     "inerrant words" is utterly meaningless to begin with.  It is like
     "inerrant photographs" - a photograph reduces 3 dimensions to 2, in
     a one-way fashion, because some information necessary to reconstruct
     the 3 dimensional world the photograph depicts is omitted by the
     process.  A reduction to words inevitably does the same thing.  If we
     had a Star Trek holodeck, could we reconstruct and play back the
     entire history of the ancient hebrews from the Bible alone, even in
     theory ?  Of course not - nobody claims that.  So in what sense can
     ANY words be "inerrant" ?  They can't.
    
      bb
389.797GENRAL::RALSTONOnly half of us are above average!Wed Aug 07 1996 17:552
    Thank you for confirming your belief that the bible is not inerrant. I
    think that this was the point of the current thread.
389.799papal we?HBAHBA::HAASmore madness, less horrorWed Aug 07 1996 18:473
>26 And God said, Let us make man in our image, after our likeness: and

Who's this us? God wasn't alone?
389.800GENRAL::RALSTONOnly half of us are above average!Wed Aug 07 1996 18:483
    >Obviously this doesn't mean that God has two arms, legs etc.
    
    Why is this obvious?
389.802SMURF::BINDERErrabit quicquid errare potest.Wed Aug 07 1996 18:5513
    	"God made Man in His own image; and Man, being a gentleman,
    	returned the compliment."
    
    			- Samuel L. Clemens
    
    Too many (wo)men seem to be stuck in the mode of thinking ridiculed
    above.  They limit God to what they can accept.  It's easier to accept
    a magic Creation than it is to accept that one is a million generations
    descended from a creature resembling an ape, so that's what these
    people insist must be true.  Go ahead.  Recite the primitive myth from
    your sacred scriptures, insisting that it's literally true, but don't
    expect it to BE literally true just because you're afraid of the REAL
    literal truth.
389.804POLAR::RICHARDSONPerpetual GlennWed Aug 07 1996 19:115
    <---- That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard. 

    If you can't accept this myth, then the only alternative is that myth?

    Hoho! Who came up with that gem? You?
389.805He's on a roll todaySSDEVO::LAMBERTWe ':-)' for the humor impairedWed Aug 07 1996 19:240
389.807or donuts?HBAHBA::HAASmore madness, less horrorWed Aug 07 1996 19:253
>                           -< He's on a roll today >-

What happened to the bagels?
389.808BUSY::SLABAudiophiles do it 'til it hertz!Wed Aug 07 1996 19:264
    
    	He had to settle for the roll because the bagels are under lox,
    	and he has no key.
    
389.809GENRAL::RALSTONOnly half of us are above average!Wed Aug 07 1996 19:2724
    >Well, first of all if He had two legs what was he standing on? 
    
    Feet? I just don't understand why a god can't have all the things we
    have.
     
    >What would He need a colon or penis for? 
    
    Your old enough not to have this explained.  :) Again, why wouldn't a
    god need these things?
    
    >Why would He need fingers if there was nothing to pick up? 
    
    Why wouldn't he/she need to pick up anything. Maybe he/she gets little
    crusties in the nasal cavities.  :)
    
    >But if this is all True the question which confounds me is - is God 
    >circumsized? If so, why?
    
    Why do many modern men get circumsized. Why wouldn't the same reasons
    apply?
    
    I would be willing to worship a god that looked and acted somewhat
    human, knowing that he/she understands my plight, than I would some
    ghost or spirit person. What does "in our image" mean anyway?
389.812... a slob like one of us...HBAHBA::HAASmore madness, less horrorWed Aug 07 1996 19:290
389.813ACISS2::LEECHWed Aug 07 1996 20:2231
    re: .809
    
>    I would be willing to worship a god that looked and acted somewhat
>    human, knowing that he/she understands my plight, than I would some
>    ghost or spirit person. 
    
    Jesus, God's son, did just this.  He was God and man, and lived with us
    for 33 years.  He certainly knows your plight.  Not only is He Creator
    of life (thus knowing all the design specifications and best fixes to
    our current state), but he lived, suffered and died as one of us... for
    us.  He knows what it is like to be human, he experieneced it.
    
    I'd say that you need look no further than Jesus.  He meets your
    qualifications...and then some.  
    
>    What does "in our image" mean anyway?
    
    You'll notice that this passage was in Genesis 1 (the overview of
    creation), which places man's creation on a different "day" than in 
    Genesis 2.  The simple answer is that man's spirit was created in
    Genesis 1, which also answers your question, above.  God (Father, Son, 
    and Holy Spirit, the trinity- which is where the "our" comes from) is a 
    spiritual being - this is the "image" we are created in... we are
    spiritual beings. 
    
    Man's spirit was created first, then later in the creation cycle he was
    given a physical body.
    
    
    
    -steve              
389.814What'd I miss?N2DEEP::SHALLOWSubtract L, invert WWed Aug 07 1996 20:2510
    Notes disappearing? Gaps between replies? What's going on? I seem to
    be missing something whilest I work. Bummer! ;-)
    
    Well, from another window it appears Steve has answered your questions
    in .809...so I'll just go back to work and miss more notes that get
    deleted.
    
    Bob
    
    
389.815ACISS2::LEECHWed Aug 07 1996 20:511
    <-- If it makes you feel better, I missed the deleted notes, too.  8^)
389.816SMURF::BINDERErrabit quicquid errare potest.Wed Aug 07 1996 20:5727
    .813
    
    > for 33 years
    
    Oopsie.
    
    Tiberius ascended the principate of Rome in +14.  John the Baptist
    began preaching in the 15th year of Tiberius' reign, which was +28.
    
    Jesus was born, most probably, in February or March of -6.  He cannot
    possibly have been born after -4, because Herod the Great died in March
    or April of that year.
    
    Herod had all the boys two years of age and younger put to death,
    suggesting that it was some time after the visit of the Magi that he
    realized he'd been snookered.  Tradition has it that Jesus was a small
    boy, not a baby, when he was brought back from Egypt; add Herod's
    actions and that tradition and modern astronomical observation, and you
    get -6 as the most likely birth year. 
    
    Thus, Jesus was 33 in the year +28, when John began his mission. 
    Gospel evidence indicates that Jesus' mission lasted about three years;
    hence, he was probably 36, not 33, when he died.  (Even had he been
    born in -4, most unlikely, he'd have been 34 when he died.)
    
    And the Gospels *do* say that he was *about* thirty years of age when
    he began his mission, so the only demonstrably wrong number is yours.
389.817GENRAL::RALSTONOnly half of us are above average!Wed Aug 07 1996 20:585
    None of this explains why your god is spirit only. It is interesting to
    note that according to the bible Jesus is flesh, after the
    resurrection. One could easily wonder why this person's "father" would
    not be flesh as well. I may have this wrong but I think I remember
    Jesus eating, after the resurrection, as well.
389.818PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BWed Aug 07 1996 21:023
  Richard loves it when people use "Jesus" and "33" together.

389.819weird date notationEVMS::MORONEYYOU! Out of the gene pool!Wed Aug 07 1996 21:307
    Jesus was born, most probably, in February or March of -6.  He cannot
                                                           ^^

What does "-6" mean in this context?  6 B.C./6 BCE or meaning the same thing as
7 years before 1 A.D./1 CE?  You are using the notation that implies the
presence of 0 with +/- years, but as you know there is no year 0 in the BC/AD
notation of dates.
389.8206 BC I guess.EVMS::MORONEYYOU! Out of the gene pool!Wed Aug 07 1996 21:323
>    Thus, Jesus was 33 in the year +28, when John began his mission. 

Oh, from this you are not using a year 0, but why the confusing notation?
389.821I think, therefore my brain is workingN2DEEP::SHALLOWSubtract L, invert WThu Aug 08 1996 05:50107
 After spending some time looking at those contradictions, I sat back and spent
more time thinking about them. My mind went off on some tangeants, and I'll
share some of these thoughts. They might be considered heretical by some in
the "traditional, legalistic, hard-core religious sect", but oh well. Sue me ;-)

 There are obvious and valid contradictions, which I cannot prove one way or
another, by any means I have within my "power", but I can offer a possible
reason for some of them. The Bible was written by men, or "human hands". It
was (or some choose to believe) divinely inspired. Is it perfect? No, I have to
admit it is not, and there is a large amount of it that is extremely hard to 
understand, if not impossible in other parts. In contrast to the contradictions,
there are also a large amount of prophecies fullfilled, by the birth, life, and
death of the person Jesus Christ. If someone wants me to, I'll enter them in
later as "evidence" in favor of the discussion. They may already be listed in
the 319 topic, which I agree, much of this discussion should move to. 

 What if God is not perfect by our definition of the word? Does that make Him
less than perfect in *His* definition? Tell me where in the Bible it says that
omniscience means God knows every minute detail of the future? I haven't read
it, although I've heard preachers say "God knows EVERYTHING!!! PERIOD!!!" Does
their saying so *make* it so? Not necessarily. What if God knows everything
past, and present, and leaves the future up to some degree of random chance?
But also, still being able to plan for the future, and ensure a certain pre-
determined part of it goes according to plan? In re-reading Genesis, I looked 
long and hard at Vs 6:6. "And the Lord was sorry that He made man on the earth,
and He was grieved in His heart." (NKJV) To me, if He had the ability to see 
into the future, He never would have made man, unless He is somehow into causing
events that would cause Himself pain. Not the act of a rationally thinking 
being to me. This pattern of thinking helped me grasp the possibility when He 
created Lucifer, He had no thought that some time in the future, he would 
rebell, and cause the fall of 1/3 of God's angelic creation. Perhaps God, not
ever having known what evil is prior to this moment, is surprised by this? It's
new to Him, because in His perfection, He isn't capable of thinking such 
thoughts, as they are not a part of His character. All that has happened
since evil was introduced was "unforeseen" by God? And even if it was, maybe
it's part of His plan, whatever that may be? Who are we to say if it is so?

 If indeed Gen 6:6 is true, then the prior incident of the angelic fall must 
have really broken His heart. Yes, God may feelings, perhaps much like our own.
Or should I say our feelings are much like His, being created "in His image". 
Does He have legs, arms, and other parts similar to our own? I think so, though
vastly superior. Perhaps as superior as humans are to the amoeba, or infinately
greater? I don't know for sure, if there is anything that can be used as 
comparison. Point is, God is vastly and indefinably superior. 

 If in what we think might be an imperfection of God, has He allowed His message
to man, The Bible, get tainted with some questionable info? Whether it was satan
working overtime to add confusion, or God allowing it for the purpose of 
*making* us think, and come to our own individual conclusion, I can't say for 
sure, but it's a thought. It does have an effect of challenging ones belief 
structure, and making one dig deeper for an explanation, IF there is one to be 
found. So back to who wrote the book. Humans. Imperfect since the incident in 
the garden, where satan wins a round in the unseen spiritual battle, which
has left the arena in heaven, and found a new level of "chess" here on earth.

 Since humans wrote the book, there is a chance (and looks like a good one at
that) they could err, in translation, memory, or even have been influenced to
exagerate, or even lie, in small pieces of the documentation. Would a perfect
God allow this to happen? In a perfect world, maybe, but this isn't a perfect
world. And maybe, God doesn't fit our "mold" of what we say perfection is.

 If God isn't perfect in our finite minds' ability to grasp His thoughts, and 
try to make sense of them, does that make God any less than what He is? Not to
me. In the part of my heart that still remains similar to that of a childs, I
see God as "the BIG guy", the "really huge and powerful being that made the sky,
and decided to color it blue". At times, I can feel His presence, and it is like
smimming in a pool of peace, where I can "sense" a feeling of being loved. This
alone is worth all the confusion, pain, and senselessness of the world I see
around me. And I'm promised after this life, it gets indescribably better. I
think I can learn to like it if I don't right away. ;-) 

 There is much about God I can't understand, define, or in anyway interpret. My
mind just can't. Period. But in my heart I know things my brain wasn't given
the ability to. I can't prove this, but you can. But not in your head, at least
not at first. Understanding will grow, if you give it a chance to. To me, God
is just that, God. I am an incredibly inferior being, who sometimes thinks God
owed humans something after He allowed "free will" to fail, in that a being 
vastly superior to Adam deceived him and caused the world to be in the state
of periodic chaos it is. Maybe He met that "owed" in His visit to earth, in the
form of a man. Maybe He even "learned" something about the state of "fallen man"
when He experienced being a part of His own creation. And dieing a horrible and
humiliating death, that *some* of them might choose to join Him, and "be on 
His side". It is a matter of belief. A matter of choice, to believe, against
what we see with our eyes, or even more, *don't* see. It does say, "We walk by
faith, and not by sight". If you don't have faith, ask for it. If you have
faith, and it is weak, ask that God add more. But ask in a state of humility,
acknowledging with your head, that YOU just might not know it all, and with your
heart, that who you are asking is greater in every way than you, and deserves
the utmost of your respect. The fear of the Lord is the beginning of understand-
ing. Fear in the sense of respect, and also that of dread, because He's been
known to loose His temper when provoked. And add the possibility when you die,
it would be better to be facing a friend, than an enemy.

 I'm very glad God doesn't expect perfection from me, unlike Mr. Binder, and his
declaration of "Only a perfect score is acceptable". I will concede now I can't
score 100% on your test Dick. But then, it's not your test anyway. It is the
work of an avowed atheist, who can't see past the end of his nose. And is also
apparently too proud to admit he may be wrong and has gone to great lengths to
try to throw distrust of God into the minds of anyone who will read his crap.
That trick is as old as Genesis, probably older. In the cut and dry "bottom
line", Jesus said "If you're not for me, you're against me". He will separate
the sheeps, from the goats. I'll be a sheep, and be grateful of it. There is
a line that has been drawn, and a choice to be on one side or the other. There
is no middle ground. And according to the "signs of the times", there doesn't
seem to be a whole lot left. Many believe we are in the last days of the "last
days". It could be within years, or decades, but it is generally thought to be 
very soon. I hope and pray you are ready for THE final exam.
389.822:)_THEMAX::SMITH_SThu Aug 08 1996 06:046
    re -1
    >> I hope you are ready for the FINAL exam.
    
    
    Will there be extra credit points available?
    
389.823BULEAN::BANKSThu Aug 08 1996 12:3524
>> And christianity occasionally rids us of witches.
> 
>Are you implying that the moonwalks are as bogus as the trumped up charges
>of witchcraft placed on "witches" that Christianity then "rid us of"?

Not at all.  To my knowledge, the moonwalks were for real.

Hey, people were really proud of ridding themselves of witches back then. 
It was thought of as both making society safer, and (strangely) ridding the
poor person of the pain of being possessed by the soul of a witch.

It's just that over time, things that we tend to be proud of get seen in a
different light.  Right now, having people slam golf balls around on
another orb is seen as a Good Thing, and a Worthy Thing.  Heck, I'm one of
those people who see it that way.

Who knows how putting people on the moon will be viewed 200 years from now. 
Maybe with people thinking "Well, it was about time!" or with people
thinking "Oh, those silly primitives!"

That putting people on the moon is used as a positive argument for the
importance of science is just one more example of how our current obeyance
to (the religion, IMNSHO) science molds our judgment of what's important,
what's truth, and what's right.
389.824ACISS2::LEECHThu Aug 08 1996 13:013
    .816
    
    Why do I bother?  <banging head on desk>
389.825arbitrary goalsGAAS::BRAUCHERWelcome to ParadiseThu Aug 08 1996 13:1523
    
     re, .823 - of course, you're right.  Human "goals" can look
    sort of silly across the years, but less so if you really try
    to "get into" the mindset of the time.  The one I love is the
    pyramids of Egypt.  Now that hieroglyphics have been readable
    for some time, we find out Hollywood and our old high school
    texts sold us a bill of goods.  The pyramids were the NASA of
    their time, with all the usual benefits - technology boosts,
    giving economic and military advantages, societal team building,
    focus and purpose.  There were no slaves or whips - on the contrary,
    pyramid jobs were much sought after civil service positions, and
    block-graffiti say things like "Go red team - drag more blocks
    than blue team !!"  We even have evidence of work stoppages, labor
    negotiations, performance reviews.  It benefitted Egypt tremendously -
    in masonry, mettalurgy, hydraulics, ocean transport, mathematics,
    physics, architecture, tool engineering, ergonomics.  It is not
    surprising that the decline of Egypt as the preeminant power of the
    day roughly coincides with the downsizing of the pyramid operation.
    So it was the Hittites who came up with steel and won the metal-race.
    While supposedly religious in purpose, this gigantic public works
    project seems remarkably secular from the writings of the scribes.
    
     bb 
389.826RUSURE::GOODWINSacred Cows Make the Best HamburgerThu Aug 08 1996 13:423
    > <banging head on desk>
    
    This would explain a lot, if you do it very often...  ;-)
389.827BIGQ::SILVAquince.ljo.dec.com/www/decplus/Thu Aug 08 1996 13:498
| <<< Note 389.821 by N2DEEP::SHALLOW "Subtract L, invert W" >>>

| And maybe, God doesn't fit our "mold" of what we say perfection is.



	This makes soooo much sense. We all have OUR version of what perfection
is, but the above statement really puts it all into perspective.
389.828BIGQ::SILVAquince.ljo.dec.com/www/decplus/Thu Aug 08 1996 13:495
| <<< Note 389.824 by ACISS2::LEECH >>>

| Why do I bother?  

	Many have wondered the same thing Mr FF! 
389.829SMURF::BINDERErrabit quicquid errare potest.Thu Aug 08 1996 14:2917
    .819, .820
    
    > Oh, from this you are not using a year 0, but why the confusing
    > notation?
    
    Because a growing number of archaeologists are using it.  It avoids the
    problem that still lurks in BCE/CE, whereby the C can be interpreted as
    meaning Christian rather than, as intended, Common.
    
    Years BCE are given minus signs and are expressed in Arabic notation. 
    Centuries BCE are given minus signs and are expressed in Roman notation.
    
    Years CE are given plus signs and are expressed in Arabic notation. 
    Centuries CE are given plus signs and are expressed in Roman notation.
    
    Note that this is not necessarily inconsistent; Roman notation has no
    zero.
389.830Extra credits 8^)N2DEEP::SHALLOWSubtract L, invert WThu Aug 08 1996 16:3725
    re: .822
    
    Extra credits...I think they are available prior to the final exam. In
    my thinking God is fair and just, I would hope He would reward according
    to the good one may have done, as well as punish for the bad. There may
    be different positional appointments in heaven, according to the life
    one has lived here. I would imagine Paul, and the 12 diciples (excluding 
    Judas who betrayed) would have a higher spot on the totem pole, than me.
    Billy Graham would probably be right up there as well. Will he have a
    bigger mansion? Heck if I know? Might have one closer to the center of
    town though.
    
    And the bad? Well I'd imagine Adolf has a much warmer spot than John
    Smith, who just barely didn't make the grade. Just a guess, with no
    scriptural verse to quote as backup, although there may be some in
    there.
    
    re: .824
    
    >> Why do I bother?  <banging head on desk>
    
    Because we care. Because God said love em anyways. Because as they live
    and breathe, there is still hope. (and maybe a touch of hope after too?)
    
    Bob
389.831LANDO::OLIVER_Bit's about summer!Thu Aug 08 1996 16:453
    the moment i wake up
    before i put on my make-up 
    i say a little prayer for you!
389.832But then again...N2DEEP::SHALLOWSubtract L, invert WThu Aug 08 1996 17:0512
    re: .830
    
    >> (and maybe a touch of hope after too?)
    
    Well, then again, according to Heb. 9:27 "And it is appointed to men
    once to die, but after this the judgement".
    
    Just in case there is no hope after, which this verse seems to
    indicate, why take a chance? Since we know not when the last breath is
    to be taken, it is wise to plan ahead for the future.
    
    Bob  
389.833GENRAL::RALSTONOnly half of us are above average!Thu Aug 08 1996 17:2817
    >Well, then again, according to Heb. 9:27 "And it is appointed to men
    >once to die, but after this the judgement".
    
    According TomR 9:27 ""And it is appointed to men once to die, because
    they refuse to live, but after this they are dead." 
    
    >Just in case there is no hope after, which this verse seems to
    >indicate, why take a chance? 
    
    Because it is giving up your one and only life to a fantasy or a "Just
    in case" scenario.
    
    >Since we know not when the last breath is to be taken, it is wise to 
    >plan ahead for the future.
    
    That's why there is life insurance.
                                       
389.834POLAR::RICHARDSONPerpetual GlennThu Aug 08 1996 17:3614
    Certainly to live within a belief to minimize the risk of damnation is
    not devotion of any sort.
    
    "I will be a believer just in case it is true."
    

              eh?
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389.835something to tour on?HBAHBA::HAASmore madness, less horrorThu Aug 08 1996 17:383
>    "I will be a believer just in case it is true."

Isn't that a Monkees tune?
389.836EVMS::MORONEYYOU! Out of the gene pool!Thu Aug 08 1996 17:4010
>    It is not
>    surprising that the decline of Egypt as the preeminant power of the
>    day roughly coincides with the downsizing of the pyramid operation.

Not true - Egypt was powerful for over a thousand years after they quit
building pyramids.

(pharaoes quickly discovered that secret underground tombs made a lot more
sense to preserving their treasures for the afterlife than a huge structure
that was more effective than a neon "Plunder here!" sign would be)
389.837POLAR::RICHARDSONPerpetual GlennThu Aug 08 1996 17:421
    Yes, the valley of the kings was born.
389.838EVMS::MORONEYYOU! Out of the gene pool!Thu Aug 08 1996 17:5117
>    It avoids the
>    problem that still lurks in BCE/CE, whereby the C can be interpreted as
>    meaning Christian rather than, as intended, Common.

But what the "C" stands for doesn't change the meaning of a date 6 B.C.E.
It seems extremely foolish they try to avoid a notation with a "C" because
it could be interpreted in a different way than intended ("political
correctness"?) and switch to a notation that makes a confusing problem (no
year 0) much worse by adopting a notation that in every single other case
assumes a [something] 0. 


>    Note that this is not necessarily inconsistent; Roman notation has no
>    zero.

But Arabic notation does.  Arabic dates with minus signs is inconsistant in
this case.
389.839Death Insurance...N2DEEP::SHALLOWSubtract L, invert WThu Aug 08 1996 17:5827
    re: .833
    
    >>According TomR 9:27 ""And it is appointed to men once to die, because
    >>they refuse to live, but after this they are dead."
    
    Interesting translation, which version is that from?
    
    >>Because it is giving up your one and only life to a fantasy or a "Just
    >>in case" scenario.
    
    Well, who told you you HAVE to give up your life? It's recomended, but
    not necessary. I've consider it, and if I get assigned a park bench off
    the beaten path, it's ok. As long as I get there. If the "different
    levels of appointment" has some degree of truth to it, then yes, you
    get there. Yes, somehow God will cause contentedness in whatever place
    you may find yourself. Far far better than the alternative, IF that is
    the case.
    
    >>That's why there is life insurance.
    
    I will call knowing Jesus as my personal Savior "Death Insurance". I
    have a free policy, as the price has been paid in full. If indeed all
    this stuff about the Bible is true, I'm in. You can be too. Amount of
    devotion required? I don't think any, just being appreciative is
    sufficient. Amount of devotion may amount to "extra credits". 
    
    Bob
389.840WECARE::GRIFFINJohn Griffin zko1-3/b31 381-1159Thu Aug 08 1996 18:029
    
    
    On whose authority is it determined that the "C" in BCE abbreviates
    "Common", as opposed to "Christian?"
    
    In the dictionaries I've checked, both terms are rendered, and usage
    seems to be interchangeable.
    
    Perhaps it's a matter of taste.
389.841SMURF::BINDERErrabit quicquid errare potest.Thu Aug 08 1996 19:227
    .835
    
    >> "I will be a believer just in case it is true."
    >
    > Isn't that a Monkees tune?
    
    No, it's Pascal's Wager.
389.842I bet therefore I amHBAHBA::HAASmore madness, less horrorThu Aug 08 1996 19:240
389.843GENRAL::RALSTONOnly half of us are above average!Thu Aug 08 1996 19:3630
re: .839, Bob

>Interesting translation, which version is that from?
    
Not a translation. Translations often cause confusion and need interpretation. 
None of that is required here.

>Well, who told you you HAVE to give up your life? 

So, to be a Christian, nothing in this world is given up? By the way, I never 
said anyone told me that I HAVE to give up my life.

>Far far better than the alternative, IF that is the case.
    
And what alternative is that?
    
>I will call knowing Jesus as my personal Savior "Death Insurance". I
>have a free policy, as the price has been paid in full. 

You get what you pay for.

>If indeed all this stuff about the Bible is true, I'm in. You can be too. 

Big and pretty important IF, don't you think?

>Amount of devotion required? I don't think any, just being appreciative is
>sufficient. Amount of devotion may amount to "extra credits". 
 
So, do all you Christians out there agree with this???   
 
389.844SMURF::BINDERErrabit quicquid errare potest.Thu Aug 08 1996 19:468
    .839
    
    > Amount of
    > devotion required? I don't think any, just being appreciative is
    > sufficient. Amount of devotion may amount to "extra credits".
    
    Read James 2:14ff, then look up the dictionary's definition of
    devotion, and tell then me again that no devotion is required.
389.845Luther wanted it outCOVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertThu Aug 08 1996 19:503
The Book of James is for Catholics only, Dick.

/john
389.846SMURF::WALTERSThu Aug 08 1996 19:521
    Superman couldn't stop him?
389.847COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertThu Aug 08 1996 19:531
Lex orandi, Lex credendi.
389.848Come and see...N2DEEP::SHALLOWSubtract L, invert WThu Aug 08 1996 19:5729
    Hi Tom,
    
    Let's say there are 2 types of Christians. Spiritual, and carnal. Both
    are saved. The carnal type are spiritual babes, newborn into the faith,
    and choose not to grow. They go on living their lives as before
    accepting the gift of salvation, and may even periodically go to
    church, to say "Hey, thanks God!". They still get in, but have little
    or no reward.
    
    The alternative is permanant separation from God. And maybe eternal
    isolation, or annihilation? There are too many "interpratations" of
    what hell may be like to know for sure. I just know enough, and believe
    it, to NOT wanna go there.
    
    I get what I paid for? I paid nothing. I chose to accept a belief
    structure, that promises me good stuff. If I'm wrong, what have I lost?
    If what I'm taught is correct, I got a good deal, and I like good
    deals. I'll take em often, of course depending on the cost. This is a
    free ride. So IF it's all true (or the important parts, like references
    to accepting the gift) I paid nothing, and get eternal life in heaven.
    
    Yes, biggest IF there is. I like the "IF there is" part, better than
    the "IF there isn't". Like I said in a previous reply, I know in my
    heart. To explain that further is not possible. You'll have to try it
    yourself. Like written in John 1:45,46, "...come and see".
    
    Bob
    
    
389.849SMURF::BINDERErrabit quicquid errare potest.Thu Aug 08 1996 20:016
    .845
    
    > The Book of James is for Catholics only, Dick.
    
    Is that why it's in every copy of the Protestant version of the AV that
    I've ever seen?
389.850COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertThu Aug 08 1996 20:131
Irony, Dick.
389.851N2DEEP::SHALLOWSubtract L, invert WThu Aug 08 1996 20:3416
    re: .844
    
    Dick, no devotion is required. Works, used in the context of James 2:14
    is derived from the greek word ergon, meaning work, deed, doing, labor.
    It seems you think God WANTS to send people to hell? I think He has
    made provision for everything/anything (sin = falling short of His
    expectations) in the ultimate sacrifice. See 2nd Peter 3:9. Repentance
    here is from the greek word metanoia, meaning: 1) a change of mind, as
    it appears to one who repents, of a purpose he has formed, or something 
    he has done.  To what degree repentance is expected, is between the 
    individual, and God, although many guidelines have been laid out. Some
    I have absorbed, some I have not yet absorbed. I recently "repented" of
    complacency, thus my desire to share my beliefs with those who have
    none.
    
    Bob
389.852POLAR::RICHARDSONPerpetual GlennThu Aug 08 1996 20:385
    So, we're all in then!

    Good stuff.

    Guess we needn't discuss it anymore eh?
389.853BULEAN::BANKSThu Aug 08 1996 20:401
    Fascinating discussion about athiests...
389.854god knows why they're talking about itHBAHBA::HAASmore madness, less horrorThu Aug 08 1996 20:420
389.855SMURF::BINDERErrabit quicquid errare potest.Thu Aug 08 1996 20:578
    .851
    
    > Dick, no devotion is required.  Works...
    
    You are wrong.  Devotion means selfless dedication or adoration.  If
    you do not love God above yourself, you are not sufficiently devoted.
    And if you are not willing to demonstrate your selfless love, then you
    do not love selflessly, in which case your faith is worthless.
389.856NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Thu Aug 08 1996 20:581
FWIW, Lex's last name is Luthor, not Luther.  He's prolly an atheist.
389.857ACISS2::LEECHThu Aug 08 1996 21:144
    .830
    
    I'll be the one living in the little shack by the river of life,
    assuming I rate a place of my own.  8^)
389.858ACISS2::LEECHThu Aug 08 1996 21:187
    .833
    
    You seem to assume that those who believe in Christ give up all hopes
    of living life to the fullest.  This is simply not true.
    
    
    -steve
389.859SMURF::WALTERSThu Aug 08 1996 21:193
    .856
    
    My spelling is craptonite.
389.860Moving discussion to 319N2DEEP::SHALLOWSubtract L, invert WThu Aug 08 1996 21:317
    re: .855
    
    Let's go to 319.whatever, and carry on from there. Looks to me like
    there be some who don't appreciate the goings on in this particular
    topic.
    
    Bob
389.861GENRAL::RALSTONOnly half of us are above average!Thu Aug 08 1996 21:347
    >You seem to assume that those who believe in Christ give up all hopes
    >of living life to the fullest.  This is simply not true.
    
    No, I was responding to Bob where he was basically stating that
    Christians only had to believe and nothing else was required. However,
    my opinion is that one can't live life to its fullest when basing that
    life on mystic principles.
389.862PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BThu Aug 08 1996 21:376
>  <<< Note 389.861 by GENRAL::RALSTON "Only half of us are above average!" >>>

> live life to its fullest

	now _there's_ a subjective term if i ever done did heard one. ;>

389.863N2DEEP::SHALLOWSubtract L, invert WThu Aug 08 1996 21:4712
    Tom,
    
    I agree with you in part. To believe and make_it_by_the_skin_of_yer_teeth
    basic salvation, yes. All one has to do is believe that Jesus was who
    He claimed to be, and was risen up by the power of the Father. Living
    beyond that minimum requirement is at the will and desire of the
    individual. Living life to the fullest, by Christian standards, is to
    not live at all for yourself, but sacrifice all for the benefit of
    others. I'm not there yet. Don't know if I really want that level
    either. I guess it's a matter of spiritual maturity.
    
    Bob
389.864MFGFIN::E_WALKERa ferret on a no-stick skilletThu Aug 08 1996 22:502
         There's an appropriate term used to describe those who have
    reached that level of "spiritual maturity". It's called "brainwashed". 
389.865:-)JULIET::MORALES_NASweet Spirit's Gentle BreezeThu Aug 08 1996 23:044
    brainwashing can be good for some, you know.  Purge all that
    pornography, swear words, perversions right outta there.
    
    
389.866BUSY::SLABStomp your hands, clap your feetThu Aug 08 1996 23:164
    
    	Once the perversions are gone, I really don't see any point in
    	continuing to live.
    
389.867MFGFIN::E_WALKERa ferret on a no-stick skilletThu Aug 08 1996 23:191
         For once, I agree with you 100%. 
389.868GENRAL::RALSTONOnly half of us are above average!Thu Aug 08 1996 23:197
    >> live life to its fullest
    
    >    now _there's_ a subjective term if i ever done did heard one.;>
    
     So true, I should slap myself in the face!  :)
    
     But, instead I'll blame it on Steve Leech, who quoted it first.  :)
389.869MFGFIN::EPPERSONSixteen days, and countingThu Aug 08 1996 23:275
      re. .865
    
        How could anyone say that brainwashing could be good?  Your
    christianity is bursting out of your seems again.  Personally, I
    prefer to develope my own opinions.
389.870JULIET::MORALES_NASweet Spirit's Gentle BreezeFri Aug 09 1996 00:033
    .869
    
    I seems fine to me. :-) :-)
389.871COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertFri Aug 09 1996 01:105
re .859

You'll sleep better after a good one.

/john
389.872The Mars questionDEVMKO::ROSCHFri Aug 09 1996 16:212
    Since life has been discovered on Mars does this change how atheists
    should act in the box?
389.873PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BFri Aug 09 1996 16:242
  .872  i like how ray walston here and asked us that.
389.874BUSY::SLABTechnology: no place for wimpsFri Aug 09 1996 16:274
    
    	Hopefully no one saw me question Diane's grammar before I
    	figured it out and deleted the reply.  8^)
    
389.875DEVMKO::ROSCHFri Aug 09 1996 16:286
    Was Ray Walston also an atheist and Martian?
    
    He could have subscribed to the Native Martian belief system, or maybe
    he was a Unitarian?
    
    I'm confounded, bemused, and generally upset about this discovery.
389.876PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BFri Aug 09 1996 16:317
>                      <<< Note 389.875 by DEVMKO::ROSCH >>>

>    Was Ray Walston also an atheist and Martian?

	Yes, you might remember him from the popular
	TV show "My Favorite Atheist".

389.877GENRAL::RALSTONOnly half of us are above average!Fri Aug 09 1996 18:441
    So, what does the bible say about life on other planets?
389.878SMURF::BINDERErrabit quicquid errare potest.Fri Aug 09 1996 18:506
    .877
    
    It says that there is life elsewhere than on Earth.
    
    Genesis 2:1 says "Thus the heavens and the earth were finished, and all
    the host of THEM."  [The emphasis is mine.]
389.879NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Fri Aug 09 1996 18:511
It could refer to the host of the heavens, birds.
389.880SMURF::BINDERErrabit quicquid errare potest.Fri Aug 09 1996 18:564
    The Hebrew word used for "heavens" is "shamayim."  This can mean air,
    but it can also mean the abode of the stars or the visible universe. 
    In the King James version, according to my commentary, it is used 398
    times to mean heaven or the heavens and 21 times to mean the air.
389.881EVMS::MORONEYYOU! Out of the gene pool!Fri Aug 09 1996 19:224
On a talk show last night a caller mentioned a bible quote that mentioned
"worlds" in the plural.  I didn't catch the quote or the Bible book/ch/verse.
The caller seemed confident there was no conflict.

389.882CSLALL::HENDERSONEvery knee shall bowFri Aug 09 1996 22:3910

 God may indeed have created life on other planets, I don't know.  But I do
 know that he left an instruction book for those of us who dwell on this planet.
 I don't concern myself with what may be happening on another planet.




 Jim
389.883BIGQ::SILVAquince.ljo.dec.com/www/decplus/Sat Aug 10 1996 01:587

	Jim, an instruction book isn't inerrant. So which book are you talking
about again? :-)


Glen
389.884Tab A in Slot B ...BRITE::FYFEUse it up, wear it out, make it do, or do without.Sun Aug 11 1996 23:574
    > But I do know that he left an instruction book for those 
    > of us who dwell on this planet.
    
    No, he didn't. 
389.885SMURF::WALTERSMon Aug 12 1996 15:065
    So he must have left an instruction book on Mars too.  How come they
    din't go forth and multiply?
    
    By the way - I have incontrovertable evidence of life on Mars.  A
    mouldy candy bar.
389.886more evidence of somethingHBAHBA::HAASmore madness, less horrorMon Aug 12 1996 15:094
Over the weekend, I saw a political cartoon.

Dole was wearing a T-shirt that said "Pro Life". Clinton was wearing a
T-shirt that said "Pro Life on Mars."
389.887SMURF::BINDERErrabit quicquid errare potest.Mon Aug 12 1996 16:231
    Is there Pro Life in the Combat Zone?
389.888SMURF::WALTERSMon Aug 12 1996 16:253
    .886
    
    The T-shirt was creased - it actually reads "Profligate".
389.889yepHBAHBA::HAASmore madness, less horrorMon Aug 12 1996 16:251
Pro your own danged life
389.890MFGFIN::E_WALKEREvery neck shall break\Tue Aug 13 1996 02:504
         This last discussion is silly; no one has yet confirmed that there
    is any evidence of life on Mars. And even if there is, it is only
    single-celled organisms; very simplistic and hardly "life" by our
    standards. 
389.891POLAR::RICHARDSONRanch send no girlTue Aug 13 1996 04:222
    Maybe so, but maybe life evolved on mars and it's been dead for
    millions of years.
389.892THEMAX::SMITH_SR.I.P.-30AUG96Tue Aug 13 1996 04:252
    Maybe they have info to share with us from the past
    
389.893POLAR::RICHARDSONRanch send no girlTue Aug 13 1996 04:316
    I would wager that that information could be summed up in this one
    little phrase:
    
    
    
    	We're all going to die!
389.894THEMAX::SMITH_SR.I.P.-30AUG96Tue Aug 13 1996 05:011
    No, No, No. That can't be.
389.895MFGFIN::E_WALKEREvery neck shall break\Tue Aug 13 1996 05:102
         Well, you were dead for billions of years before you were born,
    and we didn't hear you complaining then! 
389.896THEMAX::SMITH_SR.I.P.-30AUG96Tue Aug 13 1996 05:101
    I can't seem to remember.
389.897Checking in...been busy doing stuffN2DEEP::SHALLOWProverbs 2:6Sun Aug 18 1996 03:458
    
    Seems to have slowed down a bit here... I think I'll liven it up a bit ;-)
    
    Quich question; Any of you athiests change your minds yet?
    
    Just wondering.
    
    Bob
389.898POLAR::RICHARDSONSo far away from meSun Aug 18 1996 05:071
    Real men don't answer quich questions.
389.899BIGQ::SILVAquince.ljo.dec.com/www/decplus/Sun Aug 18 1996 14:053

	No, they just eat it! YUM!
389.900Finally, a snarf for me!N2DEEP::SHALLOWProverbs, Chapter 2Mon Aug 19 1996 04:152
    
    Atheistic snarf time! 8-)
389.901LANDO::OLIVER_Bit's about summer!Mon Aug 19 1996 13:583
    .897
    
    no.
389.902SMURF::WALTERSMon Aug 19 1996 14:033
    .897
    
    Yes.  I had the Pasta.
389.903BULEAN::BANKSMon Aug 19 1996 14:093
.897:

Nope.  It's about the only thing I haven't changed.
389.904ACISS2::LEECHMon Aug 19 1996 14:402
    What is the old saying...  'you may not believe in God, buy He believes
    in you.'  Or something like that.  
389.905BULEAN::BANKSMon Aug 19 1996 14:583
>"... buy He believes in you."

Nice Freudian slip, there.
389.906GENRAL::RALSTONOnly half of us are above average!Mon Aug 19 1996 15:4810
    >Quich question; Any of you athiests change your minds yet?
         ^                         ^^
         k                         ei
    
    nnttm  :)
    
    Quicker question:
    
    Has a non-atheist come up with a reasonable proof of their god
    concept?
389.907SMURF::BINDERErrabit quicquid errare potest.Mon Aug 19 1996 15:553
    .906
    
    Have you, then, devised a proof of the nonexistence of God?
389.908BUSY::SLABEnjoy what you doMon Aug 19 1996 15:565
    
    >Quich question; Any of you athiests change your minds yet?
    
    	No, I believe they still prefer to use deviled eggs.
    
389.909BULEAN::BANKSMon Aug 19 1996 16:378
Faith in a god is proof enough of the existence of a god.

Belief in a god is not a science, and therefore, scientific methodologies
do not apply.

Asking for a proof for god's existence strikes me to be about as meaningful
as asking for a concrete condom:  Inflexible, pointless, constraining, and
entirely lacking in the original concept.
389.910PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BMon Aug 19 1996 16:406
>                      <<< Note 389.909 by BULEAN::BANKS >>>

>Faith in a god is proof enough of the existence of a god.

	{boggle}

389.911Emergency Snarf!CSLALL::HENDERSONEvery knee shall bowMon Aug 19 1996 16:5814


 I will never be able to prove to you that God exists, other than the 
 change that has taken place in me, and you (collective you) will not
 accept that.  Likewise, I will never accept that there is no God because
 the "proof" which you provide, I will not accept.  It will always be 
 a matter of faith, and the only proof I will ever be able to provide
 is within my heart.




 Jim
389.912RUSURE::EDPAlways mount a scratch monkey.Mon Aug 19 1996 17:0019
    Re .907:
    
    > Have you, then, devised a proof of the nonexistence of God?
    
    Have you proven that machines do not break down because of gremlins?
    
    Have you proven there is no invisible monster under the bed?
    
    Have you proven the nonexistence of Zeus?
    
    They are stupid ideas, one and all.  Picking out one to believe over
    the others is absurd.
    
    
    				-- edp
    
    
Public key fingerprint:  8e ad 63 61 ba 0c 26 86  32 0a 7d 28 db e7 6f 75
To find PGP, read note 2688.4 in Humane::IBMPC_Shareware.
389.913ACISS2::LEECHMon Aug 19 1996 17:494
    .905
    
    More like a finger slip.  The 't' and 'y' ARE right next to each other,
    you know.
389.914GENRAL::RALSTONOnly half of us are above average!Mon Aug 19 1996 18:363
    >Have you, then, devised a proof of the nonexistence of God?
    
    And why would I be required to do this?
389.915POLAR::RICHARDSONSo far away from meMon Aug 19 1996 18:521
    Because we're all counting on you, that's why.
389.916It would be an end to that!N2DEEP::SHALLOWMon Aug 19 1996 19:049
    re: .914
    
    Because, if you were to do this, which is about the equivolent in
    degree of difficulty of anyone to prove to you God *does* exist,
    (except of course for God Himself to do) which is somethng I have asked
    for Him to do for you, Glenn's " so that settles it then eh?" would be 
    a wonderful end to this string. 
    
    Bob
389.917GENRAL::RALSTONOnly half of us are above average!Mon Aug 19 1996 19:339
Theists use the arbitrary, anti-intellectual standard of demanding that the 
non-believers disprove their assertions, in asserting the existence of God.  
Unable to back their assertions with proof, they expect non-believers to prove 
that God does not exist. But that proving-a-negative ploy is intellectually 
untenable and undermines honesty, which is that the burden of proof always 
rests on the one making an assertion or accusation. To demand proof of a 
negative undermines honesty by shifting the burden of proof away from the 
source making assertions. By avoiding a burden-of-proof standard, theists 
avoid the responsibility to prove their assertions.
389.918CSLALL::HENDERSONEvery knee shall bowMon Aug 19 1996 19:353

 see .911
389.919GENRAL::RALSTONOnly half of us are above average!Mon Aug 19 1996 19:384
    >see .911
    
    Read it. Just don't expect someone to prove that you are wrong, when you
    can't, and have no intention of, proving that you are correct.
389.920POLAR::RICHARDSONSo far away from meMon Aug 19 1996 19:402
    Tom, your logic is impeccable. The only problem with it is, it's wrong
    because you are a heathen.
389.921GENRAL::RALSTONOnly half of us are above average!Mon Aug 19 1996 21:344
    >Tom, your logic is impeccable. The only problem with it is, it's wrong
    >because you are a heathen.
    
    I can live with that.  :)
389.922The Screwtape E-MailCOVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertFri Aug 23 1996 19:0998
389.923MKOTS3::JMARTINMadison...5'2'' 95 lbs.Fri Aug 23 1996 19:481
389.924BUSY::SLABForeplay? What's that?Fri Aug 23 1996 19:545
389.925POWDML::HANGGELIsweet &amp; juicy on the insideFri Aug 23 1996 19:554
389.926BUSY::SLABForget the doctor - get me a nurse!Fri Aug 23 1996 20:203
389.927POWDML::HANGGELIsweet &amp; juicy on the insideFri Aug 23 1996 20:212
389.928BUSY::SLABForget the doctor - get me a nurse!Fri Aug 23 1996 20:248
389.929POWDML::HANGGELIsweet &amp; juicy on the insideFri Aug 23 1996 20:286
389.930MFGFIN::E_WALKERNight of the Living EdFri Aug 23 1996 21:341
389.931GENRAL::RALSTONOnly half of us are above average!Fri Aug 23 1996 21:411
389.932MFGFIN::E_WALKERNight of the Living EdFri Aug 23 1996 21:482
389.933GENRAL::RALSTONOnly half of us are above average!Fri Aug 23 1996 21:563
389.934BIGQ::SILVAquince.ljo.dec.com/www/decplus/Sat Aug 24 1996 04:215
389.935COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertSat Aug 24 1996 04:463
389.936Someone ask for credentials? How's this?N2DEEP::SHALLOWYou know where I stand.Sat Aug 24 1996 17:21312
389.937DECWET::LOWEBruce Lowe, DECwest Eng., DTN 548-8910Sat Aug 24 1996 21:411
389.938POLAR::RICHARDSONSo far away from meSat Aug 24 1996 23:191
389.939PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BSun Aug 25 1996 16:359
389.940BIGQ::SILVAquince.ljo.dec.com/www/decplus/Sun Aug 25 1996 21:463
389.941Ok, a little more thenN2DEEP::SHALLOWYou know where I stand.Mon Aug 26 1996 03:18152
389.942SMURF::WALTERSMon Aug 26 1996 03:523
389.943BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.yvv.com/decplus/Mon Aug 26 1996 10:334
389.944POLAR::RICHARDSONI'm brave but my chicken's sickMon Aug 26 1996 13:412
389.945JULIET::MORALES_NASweet Spirit's Gentle BreezeMon Aug 26 1996 16:439
389.946PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BMon Aug 26 1996 17:187
389.948BULEAN::BANKSMon Aug 26 1996 17:273
389.947POLAR::RICHARDSONI'm brave but my chicken's sickMon Aug 26 1996 17:3510
389.949CSLALL::HENDERSONEvery knee shall bowMon Aug 26 1996 17:3918
389.950SadCSLALL::HENDERSONEvery knee shall bowMon Aug 26 1996 17:4012
389.951BULEAN::BANKSMon Aug 26 1996 17:426
389.952FABSIX::J_SADINFreedom isn't free.Mon Aug 26 1996 17:438
389.953PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BMon Aug 26 1996 17:435
389.954POLAR::RICHARDSONI'm brave but my chicken's sickMon Aug 26 1996 17:452
389.955JULIET::MORALES_NASweet Spirit's Gentle BreezeMon Aug 26 1996 18:2610
389.956BIGQ::SILVAquince.ljo.dec.com/www/decplus/Mon Aug 26 1996 18:486
389.957BIGQ::SILVAquince.ljo.dec.com/www/decplus/Mon Aug 26 1996 18:516
389.958RUSURE::GOODWINSacred Cows Make the Best HamburgerMon Aug 26 1996 18:521
389.959POLAR::RICHARDSONI'm brave but my chicken's sickMon Aug 26 1996 19:0817
389.960DECWET::LOWEBruce Lowe, DECwest Eng., DTN 548-8910Mon Aug 26 1996 19:159
389.961CSLALL::HENDERSONEvery knee shall bowMon Aug 26 1996 20:2926
389.962POLAR::RICHARDSONI'm brave but my chicken's sickMon Aug 26 1996 20:4420
389.963JULIET::MORALES_NASweet Spirit's Gentle BreezeMon Aug 26 1996 20:4850
389.964CSLALL::HENDERSONEvery knee shall bowMon Aug 26 1996 20:5635
389.965POLAR::RICHARDSONI'm brave but my chicken's sickMon Aug 26 1996 21:0626
389.966My TestimonyGENRAL::RALSTONOnly half of us are above average!Mon Aug 26 1996 21:08340
389.967JULIET::MORALES_NASweet Spirit's Gentle BreezeMon Aug 26 1996 21:2961
389.968BIGQ::SILVAquince.ljo.dec.com/www/decplus/Mon Aug 26 1996 21:307
389.969JULIET::MORALES_NASweet Spirit's Gentle BreezeMon Aug 26 1996 21:403
389.970POLAR::RICHARDSONI'm brave but my chicken's sickMon Aug 26 1996 21:4510
389.971JULIET::MORALES_NASweet Spirit's Gentle BreezeMon Aug 26 1996 22:002
389.972POLAR::RICHARDSONI'm brave but my chicken's sickMon Aug 26 1996 22:076
389.973MKOTS3::JMARTINMadison...5'2'' 95 lbs.Mon Aug 26 1996 22:188
389.974MFGFIN::E_WALKERNight of the Living EdMon Aug 26 1996 22:288
389.975MKOTS3::JMARTINMadison...5'2'' 95 lbs.Mon Aug 26 1996 22:3516
389.976MFGFIN::E_WALKERNight of the Living EdMon Aug 26 1996 22:413
389.977JULIET::MORALES_NASweet Spirit's Gentle BreezeMon Aug 26 1996 22:469
389.979JULIET::MORALES_NASweet Spirit's Gentle BreezeMon Aug 26 1996 22:483
389.980Thanks for taking the time to readN2DEEP::SHALLOWGrace happens!Mon Aug 26 1996 22:5336
389.981THEMAX::SMITH_SR.I.P.-30AUG96Mon Aug 26 1996 23:207
389.982THEMAX::SMITH_SR.I.P.-30AUG96Mon Aug 26 1996 23:212
389.983JULIET::MORALES_NASweet Spirit's Gentle BreezeMon Aug 26 1996 23:351
389.984WMOIS::CONNELLStory does that to us.Mon Aug 26 1996 23:376
389.985JULIET::MORALES_NASweet Spirit's Gentle BreezeMon Aug 26 1996 23:405
389.986FABSIX::J_SADINFreedom isn't free.Mon Aug 26 1996 23:426
389.987JULIET::MORALES_NASweet Spirit's Gentle BreezeMon Aug 26 1996 23:444
389.988His pain, your gainN2DEEP::SHALLOWGrace happens!Mon Aug 26 1996 23:5822
389.989MFGFIN::E_WALKERNight of the Living EdTue Aug 27 1996 00:022
389.990POLAR::RICHARDSONI'm brave but my chicken's sickTue Aug 27 1996 00:1033
389.991WMOIS::CONNELLStory does that to us.Tue Aug 27 1996 00:207
389.992THEMAX::SMITH_SR.I.P.-30AUG96Tue Aug 27 1996 00:574
389.993BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.yvv.com/decplus/Tue Aug 27 1996 02:087
389.994POLAR::RICHARDSONI'm brave but my chicken's sickTue Aug 27 1996 02:282
389.995THEMAX::SMITH_SR.I.P.-30AUG96Tue Aug 27 1996 03:041
389.996not all churches are badPHXSS1::HEISERwatchman on the wallTue Aug 27 1996 03:1410
389.997PHXSS1::HEISERwatchman on the wallTue Aug 27 1996 03:2523
389.998POLAR::RICHARDSONI'm brave but my chicken's sickTue Aug 27 1996 03:312
389.999MFGFIN::E_WALKERNight of the Living EdTue Aug 27 1996 03:481
389.1000JULIET::MORALES_NASweet Spirit's Gentle BreezeTue Aug 27 1996 04:1151
389.1001THEMAX::SMITH_SR.I.P.-30AUG96Tue Aug 27 1996 04:451
389.1002BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.yvv.com/decplus/Tue Aug 27 1996 11:045
389.1003BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.yvv.com/decplus/Tue Aug 27 1996 11:056
389.1004FABSIX::J_SADINFreedom isn't free.Tue Aug 27 1996 11:2712
389.1005SMURF::WALTERSTue Aug 27 1996 12:155
389.1006SCASS1::BARBER_Aall of which are American dreamsTue Aug 27 1996 13:508
389.1007BULEAN::BANKSTue Aug 27 1996 13:5511
389.1008ACISS2::LEECHTue Aug 27 1996 14:0016
389.1009FABSIX::J_SADINFreedom isn't free.Tue Aug 27 1996 14:055
389.1010POLAR::RICHARDSONI'm brave but my chicken's sickTue Aug 27 1996 14:051
389.1011CSLALL::HENDERSONEvery knee shall bowTue Aug 27 1996 14:1212
389.1012FABSIX::J_SADINFreedom isn't free.Tue Aug 27 1996 14:1812
389.1013CSLALL::HENDERSONEvery knee shall bowTue Aug 27 1996 14:3023
389.1014SCASS1::BARBER_Aall of which are American dreamsTue Aug 27 1996 14:332
389.1015JULIET::MORALES_NASweet Spirit's Gentle BreezeTue Aug 27 1996 15:023
389.1016JULIET::MORALES_NASweet Spirit's Gentle BreezeTue Aug 27 1996 15:062
389.1017MKOTS3::JMARTINMadison...5'2'' 95 lbs.Tue Aug 27 1996 15:2215
389.1018MKOTS3::JMARTINMadison...5'2'' 95 lbs.Tue Aug 27 1996 15:237
389.1019POLAR::RICHARDSONI'm brave but my chicken's sickTue Aug 27 1996 15:3015
389.1020JULIET::MORALES_NASweet Spirit's Gentle BreezeTue Aug 27 1996 15:454
389.1021SCASS1::BARBER_Aall of which are American dreamsTue Aug 27 1996 15:472
389.1022MKOTS3::JMARTINMadison...5'2'' 95 lbs.Tue Aug 27 1996 15:5010
389.1023JULIET::MORALES_NASweet Spirit's Gentle BreezeTue Aug 27 1996 15:5614
389.1025CSLALL::HENDERSONEvery knee shall bowTue Aug 27 1996 16:0030
389.1024SMURF::BINDERErrabit quicquid errare potest.Tue Aug 27 1996 16:004
389.1026SCASS1::BARBER_Aall of which are American dreamsTue Aug 27 1996 16:011
389.1027POWDML::HANGGELIsweet &amp; juicy on the insideTue Aug 27 1996 16:029
389.1028MKOTS3::JMARTINMadison...5'2'' 95 lbs.Tue Aug 27 1996 16:1352
389.1029POLAR::RICHARDSONI'm brave but my chicken's sickTue Aug 27 1996 16:3020
389.1030JULIET::MORALES_NASweet Spirit's Gentle BreezeTue Aug 27 1996 16:329
389.1031CSLALL::HENDERSONEvery knee shall bowTue Aug 27 1996 16:3314
389.1032POWDML::HANGGELIsweet &amp; juicy on the insideTue Aug 27 1996 16:347
389.1033SCASS1::BARBER_Aall of which are American dreamsTue Aug 27 1996 16:361
389.1034POLAR::RICHARDSONI'm brave but my chicken's sickTue Aug 27 1996 16:374
389.1035JULIET::MORALES_NASweet Spirit's Gentle BreezeTue Aug 27 1996 16:3925
389.1036JULIET::MORALES_NASweet Spirit's Gentle BreezeTue Aug 27 1996 16:413
389.1037PHXSS1::HEISERwatchman on the wallTue Aug 27 1996 16:431
389.1038PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BTue Aug 27 1996 16:449
389.1039PHXSS1::HEISERwatchman on the wallTue Aug 27 1996 16:472
389.1040CSLALL::HENDERSONEvery knee shall bowTue Aug 27 1996 16:4812
389.1041ACISS2::LEECHTue Aug 27 1996 16:525
389.1042ACISS2::LEECHTue Aug 27 1996 16:537
389.1043POLAR::RICHARDSONI'm brave but my chicken's sickTue Aug 27 1996 16:5318
389.1044POLAR::RICHARDSONI'm brave but my chicken's sickTue Aug 27 1996 17:007
389.1045JULIET::MORALES_NASweet Spirit's Gentle BreezeTue Aug 27 1996 17:1018
389.1046POLAR::RICHARDSONI'm brave but my chicken's sickTue Aug 27 1996 17:117
389.1047SCASS1::BARBER_Aall of which are American dreamsTue Aug 27 1996 17:131
389.1048JULIET::MORALES_NASweet Spirit's Gentle BreezeTue Aug 27 1996 17:146
389.1049POLAR::RICHARDSONI'm brave but my chicken's sickTue Aug 27 1996 17:2011
389.1050GENRAL::RALSTONOnly half of us are above average!Tue Aug 27 1996 17:371
389.1051POLAR::RICHARDSONI'm brave but my chicken's sickTue Aug 27 1996 17:391
389.1052GENRAL::RALSTONOnly half of us are above average!Tue Aug 27 1996 17:4310
389.1053Can be done.GAAS::BRAUCHERWelcome to ParadiseTue Aug 27 1996 17:477
389.1054JULIET::MORALES_NASweet Spirit's Gentle BreezeTue Aug 27 1996 17:4727
389.1055BIGQ::SILVAquince.ljo.dec.com/www/decplus/Tue Aug 27 1996 17:478
389.1056BIGQ::SILVAquince.ljo.dec.com/www/decplus/Tue Aug 27 1996 17:496
389.1057SCASS1::BARBER_Aall of which are American dreamsTue Aug 27 1996 17:5011
389.1058BIGQ::SILVAquince.ljo.dec.com/www/decplus/Tue Aug 27 1996 17:516
389.1059BIGQ::SILVAquince.ljo.dec.com/www/decplus/Tue Aug 27 1996 17:528
389.1060PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BTue Aug 27 1996 17:538
389.1061JULIET::MORALES_NASweet Spirit's Gentle BreezeTue Aug 27 1996 17:5318
389.1062POLAR::RICHARDSONI'm brave but my chicken's sickTue Aug 27 1996 17:5417
389.1063BIGQ::SILVAquince.ljo.dec.com/www/decplus/Tue Aug 27 1996 17:543
389.1064EVMS::MORONEYYOU! Out of the gene pool!Tue Aug 27 1996 17:543
389.1065JULIET::MORALES_NASweet Spirit's Gentle BreezeTue Aug 27 1996 17:553
389.1066It's not Auntie ChristN2DEEP::SHALLOWGrace happens!Tue Aug 27 1996 18:0020
389.1067PHXSS1::HEISERwatchman on the wallTue Aug 27 1996 18:046
389.1068BIGQ::SILVAquince.ljo.dec.com/www/decplus/Tue Aug 27 1996 18:138
389.1069POLAR::RICHARDSONI'm brave but my chicken's sickTue Aug 27 1996 18:177
389.1070CSLALL::HENDERSONEvery knee shall bowTue Aug 27 1996 18:238
389.1071JULIET::MORALES_NASweet Spirit's Gentle BreezeTue Aug 27 1996 18:2817
389.1072POLAR::RICHARDSONI'm brave but my chicken's sickTue Aug 27 1996 18:296
389.1073POLAR::RICHARDSONI'm brave but my chicken's sickTue Aug 27 1996 18:3719
389.1074GENRAL::RALSTONOnly half of us are above average!Tue Aug 27 1996 18:4225
389.1075CSLALL::HENDERSONEvery knee shall bowTue Aug 27 1996 18:4223
389.1076PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BTue Aug 27 1996 18:469
389.1077JULIET::MORALES_NASweet Spirit's Gentle BreezeTue Aug 27 1996 18:4719
389.1078MKOTS3::JMARTINMadison...5'2'' 95 lbs.Tue Aug 27 1996 18:5027
389.1079SCASS1::BARBER_Aall of which are American dreamsTue Aug 27 1996 18:541
389.1080GENRAL::RALSTONOnly half of us are above average!Tue Aug 27 1996 18:565
389.1081POLAR::RICHARDSONI'm brave but my chicken's sickTue Aug 27 1996 18:581
389.1082JULIET::MORALES_NASweet Spirit's Gentle BreezeTue Aug 27 1996 19:013
389.1083GENRAL::RALSTONOnly half of us are above average!Tue Aug 27 1996 19:036
389.1084POLAR::RICHARDSONI'm brave but my chicken's sickTue Aug 27 1996 19:156
389.1085MKOTS3::JMARTINMadison...5'2'' 95 lbs.Tue Aug 27 1996 19:2012
389.1087SMURF::BINDERErrabit quicquid errare potest.Tue Aug 27 1996 19:467
389.1088JULIET::MORALES_NASweet Spirit's Gentle BreezeTue Aug 27 1996 19:5615
389.1089SMURF::BINDERErrabit quicquid errare potest.Tue Aug 27 1996 20:3412
389.1090PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BTue Aug 27 1996 20:359
389.1091CSLALL::HENDERSONEvery knee shall bowTue Aug 27 1996 20:3813
389.1086POLAR::RICHARDSONI'm brave but my chicken's sickTue Aug 27 1996 20:447
389.1092PHXSS1::HEISERwatchman on the wallTue Aug 27 1996 20:5415
389.1093POLAR::RICHARDSONI'm brave but my chicken's sickTue Aug 27 1996 21:013
389.1094JULIET::MORALES_NASweet Spirit's Gentle BreezeTue Aug 27 1996 21:2130
389.1095THEMAX::E_WALKERNight of the Living EdTue Aug 27 1996 21:274
389.1096POLAR::RICHARDSONI'm brave but my chicken's sickTue Aug 27 1996 21:3014
389.1097JULIET::MORALES_NASweet Spirit's Gentle BreezeTue Aug 27 1996 21:3612
389.1098THEMAX::E_WALKERNight of the Living EdTue Aug 27 1996 21:371
389.1099SCASS1::BARBER_AFear is your only godTue Aug 27 1996 21:391
389.1100JULIET::MORALES_NASweet Spirit's Gentle BreezeTue Aug 27 1996 21:4016
389.1101GENRAL::RALSTONOnly half of us are above average!Tue Aug 27 1996 21:4611
389.1102WMOIS::CONNELLStory does that to us.Tue Aug 27 1996 21:486
389.1103JULIET::MORALES_NASweet Spirit's Gentle BreezeTue Aug 27 1996 21:542
389.1104JULIET::MORALES_NASweet Spirit's Gentle BreezeTue Aug 27 1996 21:541
389.1105SX4GTO::OLSONDBTC Palo AltoTue Aug 27 1996 21:593
389.1106EVMS::MORONEYYOU! Out of the gene pool!Tue Aug 27 1996 22:033
389.1107JULIET::MORALES_NASweet Spirit's Gentle BreezeTue Aug 27 1996 22:051
389.1108JULIET::MORALES_NASweet Spirit's Gentle BreezeTue Aug 27 1996 22:053
389.1109MKOTS3::JMARTINMadison...5'2'' 95 lbs.Tue Aug 27 1996 22:0617
389.1110GENRAL::RALSTONOnly half of us are above average!Tue Aug 27 1996 22:083
389.1111JULIET::MORALES_NASweet Spirit's Gentle BreezeTue Aug 27 1996 22:158
389.1112WMOIS::CONNELLStory does that to us.Tue Aug 27 1996 22:1512
389.1113JULIET::MORALES_NASweet Spirit's Gentle BreezeTue Aug 27 1996 22:166
389.1114JULIET::MORALES_NASweet Spirit's Gentle BreezeTue Aug 27 1996 22:185
389.1115MFGFIN::E_WALKERNight of the Living EdTue Aug 27 1996 22:203
389.1116ACISS2::LEECHWed Aug 28 1996 13:599
389.1117MKOTS3::JMARTINMadison...5'2'' 95 lbs.Wed Aug 28 1996 14:4823
389.1118PHXSS1::HEISERmaranatha!Wed Aug 28 1996 16:4313
389.1119PHXSS1::HEISERmaranatha!Wed Aug 28 1996 16:468
389.1120LANDO::OLIVER_Bprickly on the outsideWed Aug 28 1996 16:481
389.1121SMURF::BINDERErrabit quicquid errare potest.Wed Aug 28 1996 16:536
389.1122We is what we is by de Grace of GodN2DEEP::SHALLOWIt's good to know the King!Wed Aug 28 1996 23:1313
389.1123POLAR::RICHARDSONI'm brave but my chicken's sickThu Aug 29 1996 01:592
389.1124JULIET::MORALES_NASweet Spirit's Gentle BreezeThu Aug 29 1996 03:371
389.1125The present, is the Presence.N2DEEP::SHALLOWIt's good to know the King!Thu Aug 29 1996 04:2048
389.1126MFGFIN::E_WALKERNight of the Living EdThu Aug 29 1996 04:244
389.1127too deep...THEMAX::SMITH_SR.I.P.-30AUG96Thu Aug 29 1996 06:315
389.1128PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BThu Aug 29 1996 12:027
389.1129PHXSS1::HEISERmaranatha!Thu Aug 29 1996 15:285
389.1130LANDO::OLIVER_Bprickly on the outsideThu Aug 29 1996 15:341
389.1131RUSURE::GOODWINSacred Cows Make the Best HamburgerThu Aug 29 1996 15:403
389.1132Deeper thoughts, and no BS.N2DEEP::SHALLOWIt's good to know the King!Thu Aug 29 1996 15:4431
389.1133PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BThu Aug 29 1996 15:4711
389.1134BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.yvv.com/decplus/Thu Aug 29 1996 16:377
389.1135SCASS1::BARBER_AFear is your only godThu Aug 29 1996 16:401
389.1136PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BThu Aug 29 1996 16:446
389.1137People who live in glass houses...N2DEEP::SHALLOWSecond Timothy 1:7Thu Aug 29 1996 17:1816
389.1138PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BThu Aug 29 1996 17:2611
389.1139I'm sorry, I'm human tooN2DEEP::SHALLOWSecond Timothy 1:7Thu Aug 29 1996 17:318
389.1140SCASS1::BARBER_AFear is your only godThu Aug 29 1996 17:331
389.1141LANDO::OLIVER_Bprickly on the outsideThu Aug 29 1996 18:026
389.1142PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BThu Aug 29 1996 18:053
389.1143Again, sorry...N2DEEP::SHALLOWIt's good to know the King!Thu Aug 29 1996 18:319
389.1144i, too, am sorryLANDO::OLIVER_Bprickly on the outsideThu Aug 29 1996 18:401
389.1145CSLALL::HENDERSONEvery knee shall bowThu Aug 29 1996 18:453
389.1146POLAR::RICHARDSONI'm brave but my chicken's sickThu Aug 29 1996 19:051
389.1147POWDML::HANGGELIsweet &amp; juicy on the insideThu Aug 29 1996 19:076
389.1148RUSURE::GOODWINSacred Cows Make the Best HamburgerThu Aug 29 1996 19:311
389.1149PHXSS1::HEISERmaranatha!Thu Aug 29 1996 19:314
389.1150POWDML::HANGGELIsweet &amp; juicy on the insideThu Aug 29 1996 19:327
389.1151PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BThu Aug 29 1996 19:332
389.1152MKOTS3::JMARTINMadison...5'2'' 95 lbs.Thu Aug 29 1996 20:141
389.1153MFGFIN::E_WALKERNight of the Living EdThu Aug 29 1996 20:584
389.1154THEMAX::SMITH_SR.I.P.-30AUG96Thu Aug 29 1996 22:033
389.1155GENRAL::RALSTONOnly half of us are above average!Thu Aug 29 1996 22:045
389.1156A laugh is just a bigger smiley 8-)N2DEEP::SHALLOWIt's good to know the King!Thu Aug 29 1996 22:1025
389.1157GENRAL::RALSTONOnly half of us are above average!Thu Aug 29 1996 22:223
389.1158MFGFIN::E_WALKERNight of the Living EdThu Aug 29 1996 22:393
389.1159And now, back to Atheism!GENRAL::RALSTONOnly half of us are above average!Thu Aug 29 1996 22:4155
389.1160Sounds like a bunch of mularky to meN2DEEP::SHALLOWIt's good to know the King!Thu Aug 29 1996 22:5328
389.1161GENRAL::RALSTONOnly half of us are above average!Thu Aug 29 1996 23:048
389.1162MFGFIN::E_WALKERNight of the Living EdThu Aug 29 1996 23:204
389.1163Pick a church, any church...NOT!N2DEEP::SHALLOWIt's good to know the King!Fri Aug 30 1996 00:1259
389.1164CSLALL::HENDERSONEvery knee shall bowFri Aug 30 1996 03:304
389.1165N2DEEP::SHALLOWIt's good to know the King!Fri Aug 30 1996 03:4022
389.1166SMURF::BINDERErrabit quicquid errare potest.Fri Aug 30 1996 13:128
389.1167CSLALL::HENDERSONEvery knee shall bowFri Aug 30 1996 13:1812
389.1168SMURF::BINDERErrabit quicquid errare potest.Fri Aug 30 1996 13:207
389.1169CSLALL::HENDERSONEvery knee shall bowFri Aug 30 1996 14:1113
389.1170SMURF::BINDERErrabit quicquid errare potest.Fri Aug 30 1996 14:433
389.1171CSLALL::HENDERSONEvery knee shall bowFri Aug 30 1996 15:023
389.1172SMURF::BINDERErrabit quicquid errare potest.Fri Aug 30 1996 15:052
389.1173MKOTS3::JMARTINMadison...5'2'' 95 lbs.Fri Aug 30 1996 15:177
389.1174SMURF::BINDERErrabit quicquid errare potest.Fri Aug 30 1996 15:211
389.1175PHXSS1::HEISERmaranatha!Fri Aug 30 1996 16:042
389.1176PHXSS1::HEISERmaranatha!Fri Aug 30 1996 16:0914
389.1177PHXSS1::HEISERmaranatha!Fri Aug 30 1996 16:124
389.1178And statuary?SSDEVO::LAMBERTWe ':-)' for the humor impairedFri Aug 30 1996 16:127
389.1179SMURF::BINDERErrabit quicquid errare potest.Fri Aug 30 1996 16:1811
389.1180GENRAL::RALSTONOnly half of us are above average!Fri Aug 30 1996 16:393
389.1181BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.yvv.com/decplus/Fri Aug 30 1996 16:423
389.1182PHXSS1::HEISERmaranatha!Fri Aug 30 1996 16:5919
389.1183GENRAL::RALSTONOnly half of us are above average!Fri Aug 30 1996 17:284
389.1184MKOTS3::JMARTINMadison...5'2'' 95 lbs.Fri Aug 30 1996 17:3212
389.1185Now now, lets not fight. Discussion is goodnessN2DEEP::SHALLOWIt's good to know the King of Kings!Fri Aug 30 1996 17:4450
389.1186That rings a bell, eh?N2DEEP::SHALLOWIt's good to know the King of Kings!Fri Aug 30 1996 17:455
389.1187Whoda thunk itCSC32::M_EVANSwatch this spaceFri Aug 30 1996 18:327
389.1188MKOTS3::JMARTINHi..My Name is WardFri Aug 30 1996 18:5424
389.1189SMURF::BINDERErrabit quicquid errare potest.Fri Aug 30 1996 19:2816
389.1190images of god, not images in generalKERNEL::FREKESExcuse me while I scratch my buttFri Aug 30 1996 19:318
389.1191NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Fri Aug 30 1996 19:437
389.1192BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.yvv.com/decplus/Fri Aug 30 1996 19:4310
389.1193SMURF::BINDERErrabit quicquid errare potest.Fri Aug 30 1996 19:457
389.1194NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Fri Aug 30 1996 19:483
389.1197not for the purpose of worshipingKERNEL::FREKESExcuse me while I scratch my buttFri Aug 30 1996 19:498
389.1198SMURF::BINDERErrabit quicquid errare potest.Fri Aug 30 1996 19:5314
389.1199NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Fri Aug 30 1996 19:5910
389.1200SMURF::BINDERErrabit quicquid errare potest.Fri Aug 30 1996 20:074
389.1201PHXSS1::HEISERmaranatha!Fri Aug 30 1996 20:084
389.1202SMURF::BINDERErrabit quicquid errare potest.Fri Aug 30 1996 20:119
389.1203MKOTS3::JMARTINCleaver...YOU'RE FIRED!!!Fri Aug 30 1996 20:132
389.1204EVMS::MORONEYYOU! Out of the gene pool!Fri Aug 30 1996 20:244
389.1205CSC32::M_EVANSwatch this spaceFri Aug 30 1996 20:262
389.1206PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BFri Aug 30 1996 20:264
389.1207NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Fri Aug 30 1996 20:313
389.1208SMURF::BINDERErrabit quicquid errare potest.Fri Aug 30 1996 20:4114
389.1209BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.yvv.com/decplus/Fri Aug 30 1996 20:595
389.1210PHXSS1::HEISERmaranatha!Fri Aug 30 1996 21:075
389.1211PHXSS1::HEISERmaranatha!Fri Aug 30 1996 21:094
389.1212PHXSS1::HEISERmaranatha!Fri Aug 30 1996 21:157
389.1213I think there were 3 alsoN2DEEP::SHALLOWIt's good to know the King of Kings!Fri Aug 30 1996 22:0916
389.1214MFGFIN::E_WALKERNight of the Living EdFri Aug 30 1996 22:332
389.1215BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.yvv.com/decplus/Fri Aug 30 1996 22:446
389.1216Deeper than skin deepN2DEEP::SHALLOWIt's good to know the King of Kings!Fri Aug 30 1996 22:5024
389.1217WMOIS::CONNELLStory does that to us.Fri Aug 30 1996 22:5412
389.1218Yer a funny guy PhilN2DEEP::SHALLOWIt's good to know, and be knownFri Aug 30 1996 23:0210
389.1219WMOIS::CONNELLStory does that to us.Fri Aug 30 1996 23:1012
389.1220MFGFIN::E_WALKERNight of the Living EdFri Aug 30 1996 23:235
389.1221MFGFIN::E_WALKERNight of the Living EdFri Aug 30 1996 23:242
389.1222CSLALL::HENDERSONEvery knee shall bowSat Aug 31 1996 02:508
389.1223Thank god I'm an atheistALPHAZ::HARNEYJohn A HarneySat Aug 31 1996 11:447
389.1224PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BSat Aug 31 1996 13:015
389.1225Romans 10:17N2DEEP::SHALLOWIt's good to know, and be knownSat Aug 31 1996 15:2243
389.1226POLAR::RICHARDSONI'm brave but my chicken's sickSat Aug 31 1996 19:241
389.1227JULIET::MORALES_NASweet Spirit's Gentle BreezeSat Aug 31 1996 20:034
389.1228Your humor's in need of repairALPHAZ::HARNEYJohn A HarneySun Sep 01 1996 14:5815
389.1229Lots of ExamplesSTRATA::BARBIERISun Sep 01 1996 17:2227
389.1230See http://www.zk3.dec.com/~binder/bethstar.htmlSMURF::BINDERErrabit quicquid errare potest.Sun Sep 01 1996 20:5211
389.1231And now, a Word from our sponsors...N2DEEP::SHALLOWI am just a child at heart.Tue Sep 03 1996 01:0848
389.1232BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.yvv.com/decplus/Tue Sep 03 1996 03:228
389.1233PHXSS1::HEISERmaranatha!Tue Sep 03 1996 15:309
389.1234SMURF::BINDERErrabit quicquid errare potest.Tue Sep 03 1996 15:5816
389.1235SX4GTO::OLSONDBTC Palo AltoTue Sep 03 1996 16:023
389.1236PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BTue Sep 03 1996 16:043
389.1237GENRAL::RALSTONOnly half of us are above average!Tue Sep 03 1996 17:184
389.1238POMPY::LESLIEAndy Leslie, DTN 847 6586Tue Sep 03 1996 17:213
389.1239Cranial vacancy? HardlyN2DEEP::SHALLOWI am just a child at heart.Tue Sep 03 1996 18:5855
389.1240I don't believe youPHXSS1::HEISERmaranatha!Tue Sep 03 1996 19:434
389.1241EVMS::MORONEYYOU! Out of the gene pool!Tue Sep 03 1996 19:5910
389.1242PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BTue Sep 03 1996 20:055
389.1243SMURF::BINDERErrabit quicquid errare potest.Tue Sep 03 1996 20:3822
389.1244MKOTS3::JMARTINCleaver...YOU'RE FIRED!!!Tue Sep 03 1996 20:576
389.1245SMURF::BINDERErrabit quicquid errare potest.Tue Sep 03 1996 21:094
389.1246MKOTS3::JMARTINCleaver...YOU'RE FIRED!!!Tue Sep 03 1996 21:261
389.1247MKOTS3::JMARTINCleaver...YOU'RE FIRED!!!Tue Sep 03 1996 21:261
389.1248POLAR::RICHARDSONI'm brave but my chicken's sickWed Sep 04 1996 01:371
389.1249COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertWed Sep 04 1996 02:33207
389.1250He's right on the word origins...GAAS::BRAUCHERWelcome to ParadiseWed Sep 04 1996 13:037
389.1251ACISS2::LEECHWed Sep 04 1996 13:101
389.1252BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.yvv.com/decplus/Wed Sep 04 1996 14:116
389.1253MKOTS3::JMARTINCleaver...YOU'RE FIRED!!!Wed Sep 04 1996 14:197
389.1254BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.yvv.com/decplus/Wed Sep 04 1996 14:3010
389.1255Why I never! Well, ok, I confess.N2DEEP::SHALLOWSubtract L, invert WWed Sep 04 1996 20:0114
389.1256PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BWed Sep 04 1996 20:108
389.1257BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.yvv.com/decplus/Wed Sep 04 1996 21:133
389.1258LANDO::OLIVER_Bprickly on the outsideWed Sep 04 1996 21:201
389.1259No intentional thumping done by meN2DEEP::SHALLOWSubtract L, invert WWed Sep 04 1996 22:0119
389.1260PHXSS1::HEISERmaranatha!Thu Sep 05 1996 01:299
389.1261PHXSS1::HEISERmaranatha!Thu Sep 05 1996 01:303
389.1262POLAR::RICHARDSONI'm brave but my chicken's sickThu Sep 05 1996 02:111
389.1263PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BThu Sep 05 1996 02:4311
389.1264BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.yvv.com/decplus/Thu Sep 05 1996 03:238
389.1265JULIET::MORALES_NASweet Spirit's Gentle BreezeThu Sep 05 1996 04:2111
389.1266Notes can be hazardous to your health? NOT!N2DEEP::SHALLOWSubtract L, invert WThu Sep 05 1996 04:3018
389.1267PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BThu Sep 05 1996 11:436
389.1268GMASEC::KELLYIt's Deja-Vu, All Over AgainThu Sep 05 1996 13:221
389.1269LANDO::OLIVER_Bprickly on the outsideThu Sep 05 1996 14:5117
389.1270POLAR::RICHARDSONI'm brave but my chicken's sickThu Sep 05 1996 15:411
389.1271EVMS::MORONEYYOU! Out of the gene pool!Thu Sep 05 1996 16:0711
389.1272ALPHAZ::HARNEYJohn A HarneyThu Sep 05 1996 16:4826
389.1273POMPY::LESLIEAndy Leslie, DTN 847 6586Thu Sep 05 1996 16:491
389.1274MKOTS3::JMARTINCleaver...YOU'RE FIRED!!!Thu Sep 05 1996 17:128
389.1275POWDML::HANGGELIsweet &amp; juicy on the insideThu Sep 05 1996 17:123
389.1276SMURF::MSCANLONa ferret on the barco-loungerThu Sep 05 1996 17:148
389.1277MKOTS3::JMARTINCleaver...YOU'RE FIRED!!!Thu Sep 05 1996 17:154
389.1278SX4GTO::OLSONDBTC Palo AltoThu Sep 05 1996 17:196
389.1279POWDML::HANGGELIsweet &amp; juicy on the insideThu Sep 05 1996 17:204
389.1280SMURF::MSCANLONa ferret on the barco-loungerThu Sep 05 1996 17:214
389.1281POWDML::HANGGELIsweet &amp; juicy on the insideThu Sep 05 1996 17:224
389.1282When will you learn?SMURF::BINDERErrabit quicquid errare potest.Thu Sep 05 1996 17:2841
389.1283PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BThu Sep 05 1996 17:354
389.1284BUSY::SLABAct like you own the companyThu Sep 05 1996 17:398
389.1285SMURF::MSCANLONa ferret on the barco-loungerThu Sep 05 1996 17:438
389.1286PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BThu Sep 05 1996 17:499
389.1287SMURF::WALTERSThu Sep 05 1996 17:515
389.1288MKOTS3::JMARTINI Need To Get Out More!Thu Sep 05 1996 18:0412
389.1289MKOTS3::JMARTINI Need To Get Out More!Thu Sep 05 1996 18:0711
389.1290SX4GTO::OLSONDBTC Palo AltoThu Sep 05 1996 18:073
389.1291PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BThu Sep 05 1996 18:115
389.1292SMURF::MSCANLONa ferret on the barco-loungerThu Sep 05 1996 18:439
389.1293SMURF::WALTERSThu Sep 05 1996 18:473
389.1294GENRAL::RALSTONOnly half of us are above average!Thu Sep 05 1996 18:495
389.1295COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertThu Sep 05 1996 18:5132
389.1296LANDO::OLIVER_Bprickly on the outsideThu Sep 05 1996 18:543
389.1297ALPHAZ::HARNEYJohn A HarneyThu Sep 05 1996 19:0113
389.1298MKOTS3::JMARTINI Need To Get Out More!Thu Sep 05 1996 19:109
389.1299CSLALL::HENDERSONGive the world a smile each dayThu Sep 05 1996 19:1415
389.1300POWDML::HANGGELIsweet &amp; juicy on the insideThu Sep 05 1996 19:143
389.1301BUSY::SLABAlways a Best Man, never a groomThu Sep 05 1996 19:163
389.1302MKOTS3::JMARTINI Need To Get Out More!Thu Sep 05 1996 19:2013
389.1303LANDO::OLIVER_Bprickly on the outsideThu Sep 05 1996 19:212
389.1304MKOTS3::JMARTINI Need To Get Out More!Thu Sep 05 1996 19:249
389.1305EVMS::MORONEYYOU! Out of the gene pool!Thu Sep 05 1996 19:256
389.1306not very good history...GAAS::BRAUCHERWelcome to ParadiseThu Sep 05 1996 19:2614
389.1307GENRAL::RALSTONOnly half of us are above average!Thu Sep 05 1996 19:264
389.1308LANDO::OLIVER_Bprickly on the outsideThu Sep 05 1996 19:375
389.1310CSLALL::HENDERSONGive the world a smile each dayThu Sep 05 1996 19:4212
389.1309EVMS::MORONEYYOU! Out of the gene pool!Thu Sep 05 1996 19:435
389.1311LANDO::OLIVER_Bprickly on the outsideThu Sep 05 1996 19:5510
389.1312LANDO::OLIVER_Bprickly on the outsideThu Sep 05 1996 20:219
389.1313SX4GTO::OLSONDBTC Palo AltoThu Sep 05 1996 20:5410
389.1314PHXSS1::HEISERmaranatha!Thu Sep 05 1996 21:0113
389.1315Hello Modder Hello FodderN2DEEP::SHALLOWSubtract L, invert WThu Sep 05 1996 21:3839
389.1316MKOTS3::JMARTINI Need To Get Out More!Thu Sep 05 1996 21:5121
389.1317GMASEC::KELLYIt's Deja-Vu, All Over AgainFri Sep 06 1996 12:142
389.1318ALPHAZ::HARNEYJohn A HarneyFri Sep 06 1996 14:139
389.1319MKOTS3::JMARTINI Need To Get Out More!Fri Sep 06 1996 14:163
389.1320SMURF::BINDERErrabit quicquid errare potest.Fri Sep 06 1996 14:2919
389.1321LANDO::OLIVER_Bprickly on the outsideFri Sep 06 1996 15:2912
389.1322SMURF::BINDERErrabit quicquid errare potest.Fri Sep 06 1996 15:3614
389.1323POLAR::RICHARDSONI'm brave but my chicken's sickFri Sep 06 1996 15:452
389.1324Shakin the dust as I go on...N2DEEP::SHALLOWSubtract L, invert WFri Sep 06 1996 16:1112
389.1325PHXSS1::HEISERmaranatha!Fri Sep 06 1996 16:1120
389.1326PHXSS1::HEISERmaranatha!Fri Sep 06 1996 16:155
389.1327POMPY::LESLIEAndy Leslie, DTN 847 6586Fri Sep 06 1996 16:2210
389.1328LANDO::OLIVER_Bprickly on the outsideFri Sep 06 1996 16:425
389.1329POLAR::RICHARDSONI'm brave but my chicken's sickFri Sep 06 1996 16:513
389.1330JULIET::MORALES_NASweet Spirit's Gentle BreezeFri Sep 06 1996 17:266
389.1331POLAR::RICHARDSONI'm brave but my chicken's sickFri Sep 06 1996 17:323
389.1332CSLALL::HENDERSONGive the world a smile each dayFri Sep 06 1996 17:333
389.1333NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Fri Sep 06 1996 17:361
389.1334CSLALL::HENDERSONGive the world a smile each dayFri Sep 06 1996 17:433
389.1335grinsJULIET::MORALES_NASweet Spirit's Gentle BreezeFri Sep 06 1996 18:137
389.1336POLAR::RICHARDSONI'm brave but my chicken's sickFri Sep 06 1996 18:181
389.1337LANDO::OLIVER_Bprickly on the outsideFri Sep 06 1996 18:222
389.1338POLAR::RICHARDSONI'm brave but my chicken's sickFri Sep 06 1996 18:301
389.1339JULIET::MORALES_NASweet Spirit's Gentle BreezeFri Sep 06 1996 18:494
389.1340LANDO::OLIVER_Bprickly on the outsideFri Sep 06 1996 19:023
389.1341POLAR::RICHARDSONI'm brave but my chicken's sickFri Sep 06 1996 19:041
389.1342SMURF::WALTERSFri Sep 06 1996 19:051
389.1343LANDO::OLIVER_Bprickly on the outsideFri Sep 06 1996 19:084
389.1344POLAR::RICHARDSONI'm brave but my chicken's sickFri Sep 06 1996 19:081
389.1345Especially since this has been given so much emphasisJULIET::MORALES_NASweet Spirit's Gentle BreezeFri Sep 06 1996 19:081
389.1346POLAR::RICHARDSONI'm brave but my chicken's sickFri Sep 06 1996 19:112
389.1347LANDO::OLIVER_Bprickly on the outsideFri Sep 06 1996 19:151
389.1348JULIET::MORALES_NASweet Spirit's Gentle BreezeFri Sep 06 1996 19:153
389.1349JULIET::MORALES_NASweet Spirit's Gentle BreezeFri Sep 06 1996 19:187
389.1350LANDO::OLIVER_Bprickly on the outsideFri Sep 06 1996 19:245
389.1351POLAR::RICHARDSONI'm brave but my chicken's sickFri Sep 06 1996 19:293
389.1352JULIET::MORALES_NASweet Spirit's Gentle BreezeFri Sep 06 1996 19:308
389.1353JULIET::MORALES_NASweet Spirit's Gentle BreezeFri Sep 06 1996 19:313
389.1354WAHOO::LEVESQUEZiiiiingiiiingiiiiiiing!Fri Sep 06 1996 19:323
389.1355BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.yvv.com/decplus/Fri Sep 06 1996 20:109
389.1356SCASS1::BARBER_AThe sky is falling!Fri Sep 06 1996 20:155
389.1357JULIET::MORALES_NASweet Spirit's Gentle BreezeFri Sep 06 1996 20:243
389.1358Bumblebee Tuna!!BUSY::SLABConsume feces and expire.Fri Sep 06 1996 20:251
389.1359Beverly?POWDML::HANGGELIsweet &amp; juicy on the insideFri Sep 06 1996 20:292
389.1360POLAR::RICHARDSONI'm brave but my chicken's sickFri Sep 06 1996 20:322
389.1361SMURF::WALTERSFri Sep 06 1996 20:381
389.1362BUSY::SLABConsume feces and expire.Fri Sep 06 1996 20:543
389.1363See http://members.aol.com/pugnax/bethstar.htmlSMURF::BINDERErrabit quicquid errare potest.Fri Sep 06 1996 21:1411
389.1364;-)PHXSS1::HEISERmaranatha!Fri Sep 06 1996 21:273
389.1365SMURF::BINDERErrabit quicquid errare potest.Fri Sep 06 1996 21:301
389.1366PHXSS1::HEISERmaranatha!Fri Sep 06 1996 21:421
389.1367BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.yvv.com/decplus/Fri Sep 06 1996 21:465
389.1368PHXSS1::HEISERmaranatha!Fri Sep 06 1996 21:462
389.1369GENRAL::RALSTONOnly half of us are above average!Fri Sep 06 1996 22:392
389.1370JULIET::MORALES_NASweet Spirit's Gentle BreezeFri Sep 06 1996 22:4614
389.1371BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.yvv.com/decplus/Fri Sep 06 1996 22:501
389.1372GENRAL::RALSTONOnly half of us are above average!Fri Sep 06 1996 23:164
389.1373JULIET::MORALES_NASweet Spirit's Gentle BreezeFri Sep 06 1996 23:503
389.1374POLAR::RICHARDSONI'm brave but my chicken's sickFri Sep 06 1996 23:572
389.1375COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertSat Sep 07 1996 00:348
389.1376JULIET::MORALES_NASweet Spirit's Gentle BreezeSat Sep 07 1996 21:0027
389.1377POLAR::RICHARDSONSlovenly ComportmentizationSun Sep 08 1996 05:5223
389.1378JULIET::MORALES_NASweet Spirit's Gentle BreezeSun Sep 08 1996 18:2724
389.1379BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.yvv.com/decplus/Sun Sep 08 1996 20:0116
389.1380POLAR::RICHARDSONSlovenly ComportmentizationSun Sep 08 1996 21:5713
389.1383JULIET::MORALES_NASweet Spirit's Gentle BreezeMon Sep 09 1996 04:5612
389.1384JULIET::MORALES_NASweet Spirit's Gentle BreezeMon Sep 09 1996 04:5726
389.1385BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.yvv.com/decplus/Mon Sep 09 1996 12:329
389.1386MKOTS3::JMARTINI Need To Get Out More!Mon Sep 09 1996 14:0021
389.1387Carry on ...BRITE::FYFEUse it up, wear it out, make it do, or do without.Mon Sep 09 1996 14:176
389.1388MKOTS3::JMARTINI Need To Get Out More!Mon Sep 09 1996 14:253
389.1389MKOTS3::JMARTINI Need To Get Out More!Mon Sep 09 1996 14:2711
389.1390JULIET::MORALES_NASweet Spirit's Gentle BreezeMon Sep 09 1996 15:4410
389.1391GENRAL::RALSTONOnly half of us are above average!Mon Sep 09 1996 16:261
389.1392SMURF::WALTERSMon Sep 09 1996 16:381
389.1393LANDO::OLIVER_Bprickly on the outsideMon Sep 09 1996 16:431
389.1394JULIET::MORALES_NASweet Spirit's Gentle BreezeMon Sep 09 1996 18:2715
389.1395POLAR::RICHARDSONSlovenly ComportmentizationMon Sep 09 1996 18:583
389.1396MKOTS3::JMARTINI Need To Get Out More!Mon Sep 09 1996 19:1321
389.1397POLAR::RICHARDSONSlovenly ComportmentizationMon Sep 09 1996 19:265
389.1398SCASS1::BARBER_AIt's falling, the skyMon Sep 09 1996 19:311
389.1399MKOTS3::JMARTINI Need To Get Out More!Mon Sep 09 1996 19:451
389.1400LANDO::OLIVER_Bprickly on the outsideMon Sep 09 1996 19:491
389.1401ACISS1::BATTISChicago Bears fanMon Sep 09 1996 20:043
389.1402ALPHAZ::HARNEYJohn A HarneyMon Sep 09 1996 21:326
389.1403JULIET::MORALES_NASweet Spirit's Gentle BreezeMon Sep 09 1996 21:374
389.1404BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.yvv.com/decplus/Mon Sep 09 1996 22:0611
389.1405MKOTS3::JMARTINBe A Victor..Not a Victim!Tue Sep 10 1996 13:1215
389.1406BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.yvv.com/decplus/Tue Sep 10 1996 14:2921
389.1407MKOTS3::JMARTINBe A Victor..Not a Victim!Tue Sep 10 1996 14:363
389.1408Atheist you say! :)GENRAL::RALSTONOnly half of us are above average!Tue Sep 10 1996 15:4312
389.1409POLAR::RICHARDSONSlovenly ComportmentizationTue Sep 10 1996 15:461
389.1410MKOTS3::JMARTINBe A Victor..Not a Victim!Tue Sep 10 1996 15:537
389.1411LANDO::OLIVER_Bprickly on the outsideTue Sep 10 1996 15:571
389.1412ALPHAZ::HARNEYJohn A HarneyTue Sep 10 1996 16:0912
389.1413MKOTS3::JMARTINBe A Victor..Not a Victim!Tue Sep 10 1996 16:131
389.1414Fashion statement...GAAS::BRAUCHERChampagne SupernovaTue Sep 10 1996 16:194
389.1415GENRAL::RALSTONOnly half of us are above average!Tue Sep 10 1996 18:034
389.1416ACISS1::BATTISChicago Bears fanTue Sep 10 1996 18:042
389.1417GENRAL::RALSTONOnly half of us are above average!Tue Sep 10 1996 18:264
389.1418POLAR::RICHARDSONI won't get soapedTue Sep 10 1996 18:271
389.1419BUSY::SLABGo Go Gophers watch them go go go!Tue Sep 10 1996 18:323
389.1420GENRAL::RALSTONOnly half of us are above average!Tue Sep 10 1996 18:441
389.1421POLAR::RICHARDSONI won't get soapedTue Sep 10 1996 18:492
389.1422BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.yvv.com/decplus/Tue Sep 10 1996 19:478
389.1423MKOTS3::JMARTINBe A Victor..Not a Victim!Tue Sep 10 1996 20:001
389.1424GENRAL::RALSTONOnly half of us are above average!Tue Sep 10 1996 20:253
389.1425PHXSS1::HEISERmaranatha!Tue Sep 10 1996 20:371
389.1426GENRAL::RALSTONOnly half of us are above average!Tue Sep 10 1996 20:403
389.1427PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BTue Sep 10 1996 20:436
389.1428GENRAL::RALSTONOnly half of us are above average!Tue Sep 10 1996 20:441
389.1429SMURF::MSCANLONa ferret on the barco-loungerTue Sep 10 1996 20:444
389.1430POLAR::RICHARDSONI won't get soapedTue Sep 10 1996 20:471
389.1431GENRAL::RALSTONOnly half of us are above average!Tue Sep 10 1996 21:025
389.1432NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Tue Sep 10 1996 21:033
389.1433SMURF::WALTERSTue Sep 10 1996 21:032
389.1434GENRAL::RALSTONOnly half of us are above average!Tue Sep 10 1996 21:063
389.1435PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BTue Sep 10 1996 21:074
389.1436SMURF::WALTERSTue Sep 10 1996 21:082
389.1437GENRAL::RALSTONOnly half of us are above average!Tue Sep 10 1996 21:092
389.1438PHXSS1::HEISERmaranatha!Tue Sep 10 1996 21:112
389.1439GENRAL::RALSTONOnly half of us are above average!Tue Sep 10 1996 21:111
389.1440SMURF::WALTERSTue Sep 10 1996 21:154
389.1441PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BTue Sep 10 1996 21:1610
389.1442GENRAL::RALSTONOnly half of us are above average!Tue Sep 10 1996 21:166
389.1443GENRAL::RALSTONOnly half of us are above average!Tue Sep 10 1996 21:197
389.1444PHXSS1::HEISERmaranatha!Tue Sep 10 1996 21:206
389.1445PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BTue Sep 10 1996 21:2510
389.1446GENRAL::RALSTONOnly half of us are above average!Tue Sep 10 1996 22:064
389.1447GENRAL::RALSTONOnly half of us are above average!Tue Sep 10 1996 22:1519
389.1448BUSY::SLABGreat baby! Delicious!!Tue Sep 10 1996 22:466
389.1449POLAR::RICHARDSONI won't get soapedTue Sep 10 1996 23:294
389.1450ALPHAZ::HARNEYJohn A HarneyWed Sep 11 1996 00:0513
389.1451POLAR::RICHARDSONI won't get soapedWed Sep 11 1996 01:512
389.1452JULIET::MORALES_NASweet Spirit's Gentle BreezeWed Sep 11 1996 05:553
389.1453Far from ALL rightJULIET::MORALES_NASweet Spirit's Gentle BreezeWed Sep 11 1996 05:566
389.1454SMURF::WALTERSWed Sep 11 1996 11:507
389.1455ALPHAZ::HARNEYJohn A HarneyWed Sep 11 1996 12:3319
389.1456ALPHAZ::HARNEYJohn A HarneyWed Sep 11 1996 12:3510
389.1457ACISS2::LEECHWed Sep 11 1996 12:529
389.1458BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.yvv.com/decplus/Wed Sep 11 1996 13:058
389.1459PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BWed Sep 11 1996 14:1619
389.1460JULIET::MORALES_NASweet Spirit's Gentle BreezeWed Sep 11 1996 15:299
389.1461PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BWed Sep 11 1996 15:3410
389.1462JULIET::MORALES_NASweet Spirit's Gentle BreezeWed Sep 11 1996 15:403
389.1463GMASEC::KELLYIt's Deja-Vu, All Over AgainWed Sep 11 1996 15:415
389.1465PHXSS1::HEISERmaranatha!Wed Sep 11 1996 15:435
389.1466PHXSS1::HEISERmaranatha!Wed Sep 11 1996 15:456
389.1464POLAR::RICHARDSONI won't get soapedWed Sep 11 1996 15:4529
389.1467POLAR::RICHARDSONI won't get soapedWed Sep 11 1996 15:503
389.1468PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BWed Sep 11 1996 15:528
389.1469SMURF::MSCANLONa ferret on the barco-loungerWed Sep 11 1996 15:5531
389.1470POLAR::RICHARDSONI won't get soapedWed Sep 11 1996 16:062
389.1471SMURF::MSCANLONa ferret on the barco-loungerWed Sep 11 1996 16:155
389.1472PHXSS1::HEISERmaranatha!Wed Sep 11 1996 16:286
389.1473SMURF::BINDERErrabit quicquid errare potest.Wed Sep 11 1996 16:307
389.1474mutually exclusivePHXSS1::HEISERmaranatha!Wed Sep 11 1996 16:311
389.1475SMURF::BINDERErrabit quicquid errare potest.Wed Sep 11 1996 16:357
389.1476ALPHAZ::HARNEYJohn A HarneyWed Sep 11 1996 16:399
389.1477ALPHAZ::HARNEYJohn A HarneyWed Sep 11 1996 16:4313
389.1478JULIET::MORALES_NASweet Spirit's Gentle BreezeWed Sep 11 1996 16:533
389.1479JULIET::MORALES_NASweet Spirit's Gentle BreezeWed Sep 11 1996 16:543
389.1480BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.yvv.com/decplus/Wed Sep 11 1996 17:085
389.1481BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.yvv.com/decplus/Wed Sep 11 1996 17:097
389.1482BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.yvv.com/decplus/Wed Sep 11 1996 17:106
389.1483BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.yvv.com/decplus/Wed Sep 11 1996 17:116
389.1484PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BWed Sep 11 1996 17:117
389.1485PHXSS1::HEISERmaranatha!Wed Sep 11 1996 17:466
389.1486PHXSS1::HEISERmaranatha!Wed Sep 11 1996 17:474
389.1487POLAR::RICHARDSONI won't get soapedWed Sep 11 1996 17:511
389.1488Don't let a little thing like honesty get in the way...ALPHAZ::HARNEYJohn A HarneyWed Sep 11 1996 18:0411
389.1489PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BWed Sep 11 1996 18:123
389.1490JULIET::MORALES_NASweet Spirit's Gentle BreezeWed Sep 11 1996 18:1626
389.1491PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BWed Sep 11 1996 18:227
389.1492PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BWed Sep 11 1996 18:338
389.1493JULIET::MORALES_NASweet Spirit's Gentle BreezeWed Sep 11 1996 18:3512
389.1494JULIET::MORALES_NASweet Spirit's Gentle BreezeWed Sep 11 1996 18:361
389.1495SMURF::MSCANLONa ferret on the barco-loungerWed Sep 11 1996 18:397
389.1497PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BWed Sep 11 1996 18:4321
389.1498JULIET::MORALES_NASweet Spirit's Gentle BreezeWed Sep 11 1996 18:4617
389.1499SMURF::MSCANLONa ferret on the barco-loungerWed Sep 11 1996 18:5220
389.1500POLAR::RICHARDSONI won't get soapedWed Sep 11 1996 18:553
389.1501JULIET::MORALES_NASweet Spirit's Gentle BreezeWed Sep 11 1996 18:5631
389.1502SCASS1::BARBER_AIt's falling, the skyWed Sep 11 1996 18:561
389.1503GENRAL::RALSTONOnly half of us are above average!Wed Sep 11 1996 18:585
389.1505LANDO::OLIVER_Bprickly on the outsideWed Sep 11 1996 19:021
389.1506SMURF::BINDERErrabit quicquid errare potest.Wed Sep 11 1996 19:036
389.1507BUSY::SLABAs you wishWed Sep 11 1996 19:077
389.1508JULIET::MORALES_NASweet Spirit's Gentle BreezeWed Sep 11 1996 19:0828
389.1509JULIET::MORALES_NASweet Spirit's Gentle BreezeWed Sep 11 1996 19:092
389.1510PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BWed Sep 11 1996 19:0911
389.1511JULIET::MORALES_NASweet Spirit's Gentle BreezeWed Sep 11 1996 19:135
389.1512SMURF::WALTERSWed Sep 11 1996 19:182
389.1513PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BWed Sep 11 1996 19:2013
389.1514SMURF::BINDERErrabit quicquid errare potest.Wed Sep 11 1996 19:258
389.1515BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.yvv.com/decplus/Wed Sep 11 1996 19:265
389.1516BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.yvv.com/decplus/Wed Sep 11 1996 19:2911
389.1517POLAR::RICHARDSONI won't get soapedWed Sep 11 1996 19:311
389.1518BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.yvv.com/decplus/Wed Sep 11 1996 19:316
389.1519CSLALL::HENDERSONGive the world a smile each dayWed Sep 11 1996 19:3216
389.1520JULIET::MORALES_NASweet Spirit's Gentle BreezeWed Sep 11 1996 19:326
389.1521CONSLT::MCBRIDEIdleness, the holiday of foolsWed Sep 11 1996 19:322
389.1522If this isn't antagonistic, um, I'd like to see the real thing...GAAS::BRAUCHERChampagne SupernovaWed Sep 11 1996 19:3310
389.1523SMURF::WALTERSWed Sep 11 1996 19:341
389.1524MKOTS3::JMARTINBe A Victor..Not a Victim!Wed Sep 11 1996 19:3516
389.1525PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BWed Sep 11 1996 19:407
389.1526POLAR::RICHARDSONI won't get soapedWed Sep 11 1996 19:412
389.1527PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BWed Sep 11 1996 19:477
389.1528well, pardon me...GAAS::BRAUCHERChampagne SupernovaWed Sep 11 1996 19:5617
389.1529ACISS1::BATTISChicago Bears fanWed Sep 11 1996 19:582
389.1530PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BWed Sep 11 1996 20:0214
389.1531LANDO::OLIVER_Bprickly on the outsideWed Sep 11 1996 20:031
389.1533John "sweetlips" Harney...GAAS::BRAUCHERChampagne SupernovaWed Sep 11 1996 20:054
389.1534PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BWed Sep 11 1996 20:053
389.1535PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BWed Sep 11 1996 20:077
389.1536CSLALL::HENDERSONGive the world a smile each dayWed Sep 11 1996 20:098
389.1537NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Wed Sep 11 1996 20:091
389.1538SCASS1::BARBER_AIt's falling, the skyWed Sep 11 1996 20:101
389.1539PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BWed Sep 11 1996 20:117
389.1540MKOTS3::JMARTINBe A Victor..Not a Victim!Wed Sep 11 1996 20:134
389.1541ACISS1::BATTISChicago Bears fanWed Sep 11 1996 20:133
389.1542POWDML::HANGGELIsweet &amp; juicy on the insideWed Sep 11 1996 20:144
389.1544CSLALL::HENDERSONGive the world a smile each dayWed Sep 11 1996 20:164
389.1545ACISS1::BATTISChicago Bears fanWed Sep 11 1996 20:173
389.1546SMURF::WALTERSWed Sep 11 1996 20:171
389.1547A set of examples, not an exhaustive listALPHAZ::HARNEYJohn A HarneyWed Sep 11 1996 21:2819
389.1548JULIET::MORALES_NASweet Spirit's Gentle BreezeWed Sep 11 1996 21:346
389.1532SCASS1::BARBER_AIt's falling, the skyWed Sep 11 1996 21:394
389.1549JULIET::MORALES_NASweet Spirit's Gentle BreezeWed Sep 11 1996 21:414
389.1551BUSY::SLABBaroque: when you're out of MonetWed Sep 11 1996 21:446
389.1552POWDML::HANGGELIsweet &amp; juicy on the insideWed Sep 11 1996 21:5726
389.1553GENRAL::RALSTONOnly half of us are above average!Wed Sep 11 1996 22:021
389.1554MKOTS3::JMARTINBe A Victor..Not a Victim!Wed Sep 11 1996 22:0436
389.1555JULIET::MORALES_NASweet Spirit's Gentle BreezeWed Sep 11 1996 22:2917
389.1556ALPHAZ::HARNEYJohn A HarneyWed Sep 11 1996 22:4110
389.1557PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BWed Sep 11 1996 22:4810
389.1558ALPHAZ::HARNEYJohn A HarneyWed Sep 11 1996 22:5725
389.1559JULIET::MORALES_NASweet Spirit's Gentle BreezeWed Sep 11 1996 23:026
389.1560JULIET::MORALES_NASweet Spirit's Gentle BreezeWed Sep 11 1996 23:033
389.1561PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BWed Sep 11 1996 23:0717
389.1562ALPHAZ::HARNEYJohn A HarneyWed Sep 11 1996 23:1910
389.1563FABSIX::J_SADINFreedom isn't free.Wed Sep 11 1996 23:349
389.1564JULIET::MORALES_NASweet Spirit's Gentle BreezeWed Sep 11 1996 23:5541
389.1565POWDML::HANGGELIsweet &amp; juicy on the insideThu Sep 12 1996 01:2015
389.1566BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.yvv.com/decplus/Thu Sep 12 1996 02:0410
389.1567BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.yvv.com/decplus/Thu Sep 12 1996 02:084
389.1568Glen, you bang, I'll shake my headJULIET::MORALES_NASweet Spirit's Gentle BreezeThu Sep 12 1996 03:5512
389.1569PHXSS1::HEISERmaranatha!Thu Sep 12 1996 04:0410
389.1570;-)PHXSS1::HEISERmaranatha!Thu Sep 12 1996 04:074
389.1571PHXSS1::HEISERmaranatha!Thu Sep 12 1996 04:093
389.1572PHXSS1::HEISERmaranatha!Thu Sep 12 1996 04:104
389.1573too funnyPHXSS1::HEISERmaranatha!Thu Sep 12 1996 04:124
389.1574Night of the Turbo-ThumperMFGFIN::E_WALKERFuture Pizza BoyThu Sep 12 1996 04:162
389.1575PHXSS1::HEISERmaranatha!Thu Sep 12 1996 04:401
389.1576POWDML::HANGGELIsweet &amp; juicy on the insideThu Sep 12 1996 13:0022
389.1577ACISS1::BATTISChicago Bears fanThu Sep 12 1996 13:067
389.1578Rodney Dangerfield ?GAAS::BRAUCHERChampagne SupernovaThu Sep 12 1996 13:084
389.1579ACISS1::BATTISChicago Bears fanThu Sep 12 1996 13:304
389.1580RUSURE::EDPAlways mount a scratch monkey.Thu Sep 12 1996 13:3113
389.1581ACISS2::LEECHThu Sep 12 1996 13:314
389.1582ACISS1::BATTISChicago Bears fanThu Sep 12 1996 13:362
389.1583BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.yvv.com/decplus/Thu Sep 12 1996 13:397
389.1584BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.yvv.com/decplus/Thu Sep 12 1996 13:416
389.1585MKOTS3::JMARTINBe A Victor..Not a Victim!Thu Sep 12 1996 13:451
389.1586ACISS2::LEECHThu Sep 12 1996 13:468
389.1587PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BThu Sep 12 1996 13:5011
389.1588RUSURE::EDPAlways mount a scratch monkey.Thu Sep 12 1996 14:0212
389.1589ACISS1::BATTISChicago Bears fanThu Sep 12 1996 14:132
389.1590ACISS2::LEECHThu Sep 12 1996 14:167
389.1591And edp is correct. I do MacThump. Cope.SMURF::BINDERErrabit quicquid errare potest.Thu Sep 12 1996 14:198
389.1592SCASS1::BARBER_AIt's falling, the skyThu Sep 12 1996 14:193
389.1593SCASS1::BARBER_AIt's falling, the skyThu Sep 12 1996 14:201
389.1594MKOTS3::JMARTINBe A Victor..Not a Victim!Thu Sep 12 1996 14:227
389.1595BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.yvv.com/decplus/Thu Sep 12 1996 14:236
389.1596NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Thu Sep 12 1996 14:231
389.1597SMURF::WALTERSThu Sep 12 1996 14:347
389.1598PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BThu Sep 12 1996 14:3515
389.1599BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.yvv.com/decplus/Thu Sep 12 1996 14:396
389.1600-He said a lot more about going to hell than to heavenCOVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertThu Sep 12 1996 14:411
389.1601LANDO::OLIVER_Bprickly on the outsideThu Sep 12 1996 14:471
389.1602SCASS1::BARBER_AIt's falling, the skyThu Sep 12 1996 14:472
389.1603re .1601 -- The voice of irresponsibilityCOVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertThu Sep 12 1996 14:482
389.1604SMURF::WALTERSThu Sep 12 1996 14:501
389.1605LANDO::OLIVER_Bprickly on the outsideThu Sep 12 1996 14:504
389.1606PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BThu Sep 12 1996 14:516
389.1607COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertThu Sep 12 1996 14:523
389.1608BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.yvv.com/decplus/Thu Sep 12 1996 14:5212
389.1609BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.yvv.com/decplus/Thu Sep 12 1996 14:557
389.1610SCASS1::BARBER_AIt's falling, the skyThu Sep 12 1996 14:584
389.1611GENRAL::RALSTONOnly half of us are above average!Thu Sep 12 1996 14:583
389.1612BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.yvv.com/decplus/Thu Sep 12 1996 14:591
389.1613PHXSS1::HEISERmaranatha!Thu Sep 12 1996 14:591
389.1614LANDO::OLIVER_Bprickly on the outsideThu Sep 12 1996 15:012
389.1615PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BThu Sep 12 1996 15:0116
389.1616GENRAL::RALSTONOnly half of us are above average!Thu Sep 12 1996 15:0316
389.1617SMURF::WALTERSThu Sep 12 1996 15:034
389.1618PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BThu Sep 12 1996 15:1511
389.1620SCASS1::BARBER_AIt's falling, the skyThu Sep 12 1996 15:242
389.1619SCASS1::BARBER_AIt's falling, the skyThu Sep 12 1996 15:2615
389.1621CSLALL::HENDERSONGive the world a smile each dayThu Sep 12 1996 15:3136
389.1622SCASS1::BARBER_AIt's falling, the skyThu Sep 12 1996 15:364
389.1623LANDO::OLIVER_Bprickly on the outsideThu Sep 12 1996 15:375
389.1624PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BThu Sep 12 1996 15:438
389.1625MKOTS3::JMARTINBe A Victor..Not a Victim!Thu Sep 12 1996 15:4517
389.1626SCASS1::BARBER_AIt's falling, the skyThu Sep 12 1996 15:467
389.1627LANDO::OLIVER_Bprickly on the outsideThu Sep 12 1996 15:504
389.1628PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BThu Sep 12 1996 15:5213
389.1629SCASS1::BARBER_AIt's falling, the skyThu Sep 12 1996 15:532
389.1630SCASS1::BARBER_AIt's falling, the skyThu Sep 12 1996 15:552
389.1631GMASEC::KELLYIt's Deja-Vu, All Over AgainThu Sep 12 1996 15:555
389.1632SCASS1::BARBER_AIt's falling, the skyThu Sep 12 1996 15:575
389.1633where's my towel?GMASEC::KELLYIt's Deja-Vu, All Over AgainThu Sep 12 1996 16:019
389.1635PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BThu Sep 12 1996 16:018
389.1636SCASS1::BARBER_AIt's falling, the skyThu Sep 12 1996 16:023
389.1637PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BThu Sep 12 1996 16:046
389.1638GMASEC::KELLYIt's Deja-Vu, All Over AgainThu Sep 12 1996 16:054
389.1639ACISS1::BATTISChicago Bears fanThu Sep 12 1996 16:072
389.1640SCASS1::BARBER_AIt's falling, the skyThu Sep 12 1996 16:089
389.1641ACISS1::BATTISChicago Bears fanThu Sep 12 1996 16:092
389.1642...STAR::JESSOPTam quid?Thu Sep 12 1996 16:1014
389.1643BUSY::SLABCandy'O, I need you ...Thu Sep 12 1996 16:109
389.1644PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BThu Sep 12 1996 16:119
389.1645Oh, but I forgot to mention...STAR::JESSOPTam quid?Thu Sep 12 1996 16:121
389.1646GMASEC::KELLYIt's Deja-Vu, All Over AgainThu Sep 12 1996 16:128
389.1648SCASS1::BARBER_AIt's falling, the skyThu Sep 12 1996 16:198
389.1647SCASS1::BARBER_AIt's falling, the skyThu Sep 12 1996 16:213
389.1649BUSY::SLABCandy'O, I need you ...Thu Sep 12 1996 16:2514
389.1650SCASS1::BARBER_AIt's falling, the skyThu Sep 12 1996 16:272
389.1651ACISS1::BATTISChicago Bears fanThu Sep 12 1996 16:273
389.1652...STAR::JESSOPTam quid?Thu Sep 12 1996 16:292
389.1653BUSY::SLABCandy'O, I need you ...Thu Sep 12 1996 16:327
389.1654ACISS1::BATTISChicago Bears fanThu Sep 12 1996 16:324
389.1655ACISS1::BATTISChicago Bears fanThu Sep 12 1996 16:333
389.1656Distract them ?GAAS::BRAUCHERChampagne SupernovaThu Sep 12 1996 16:334
389.1657NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Thu Sep 12 1996 16:341
389.1658SCASS1::BARBER_AIt's falling, the skyThu Sep 12 1996 16:381
389.1659Maybe we can spark this up again!STAR::JESSOPTam quid?Thu Sep 12 1996 16:393
389.1660CSLALL::HENDERSONGive the world a smile each dayThu Sep 12 1996 16:392
389.1661SCASS1::BARBER_AIt's falling, the skyThu Sep 12 1996 16:391
389.1662SCASS1::BARBER_AIt's falling, the skyThu Sep 12 1996 16:391
389.1663ACISS1::BATTISChicago Bears fanThu Sep 12 1996 16:432
389.1664JULIET::MORALES_NASweet Spirit's Gentle BreezeThu Sep 12 1996 16:4432
389.1665Is labeling you a "person" an insult?ALPHAZ::HARNEYJohn A HarneyThu Sep 12 1996 16:4614
389.1666SCASS1::BARBER_AIt's falling, the skyThu Sep 12 1996 16:531
389.1667ACISS1::BATTISChicago Bears fanThu Sep 12 1996 16:564
389.16688)SCASS1::BARBER_AIt's falling, the skyThu Sep 12 1996 16:591
389.1669ACISS1::BATTISChicago Bears fanThu Sep 12 1996 17:024
389.1670ALPHAZ::HARNEYJohn A HarneyThu Sep 12 1996 17:2017
389.1671SCASS1::BARBER_AIt's falling, the skyThu Sep 12 1996 17:3310
389.1672MKOTS3::JMARTINBe A Victor..Not a Victim!Thu Sep 12 1996 18:002
389.1673SMURF::WALTERSThu Sep 12 1996 18:092
389.1674JULIET::MORALES_NASweet Spirit's Gentle BreezeThu Sep 12 1996 18:155
389.1675POWDML::HANGGELIsweet &amp; juicy on the insideThu Sep 12 1996 18:183
389.1676LANDO::OLIVER_Bprickly on the outsideThu Sep 12 1996 18:191
389.1677SCASS1::BARBER_AIt's falling, the skyThu Sep 12 1996 18:191
389.1678CSLALL::HENDERSONGive the world a smile each dayThu Sep 12 1996 18:253
389.1679SCASS1::BARBER_AIt's falling, the skyThu Sep 12 1996 18:301
389.1680SMURF::WALTERSThu Sep 12 1996 18:321
389.1681JULIET::MORALES_NASweet Spirit's Gentle BreezeThu Sep 12 1996 18:327
389.1682BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.yvv.com/decplus/Thu Sep 12 1996 18:388
389.1683BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.yvv.com/decplus/Thu Sep 12 1996 18:418
389.1684BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.yvv.com/decplus/Thu Sep 12 1996 18:436
389.1685BUSY::SLABConsume feces and expire.Thu Sep 12 1996 18:445
389.1686BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.yvv.com/decplus/Thu Sep 12 1996 18:469
389.1687BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.yvv.com/decplus/Thu Sep 12 1996 18:4711
389.1688BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.yvv.com/decplus/Thu Sep 12 1996 18:5010
389.1689BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.yvv.com/decplus/Thu Sep 12 1996 18:5112
389.1690CSLALL::HENDERSONGive the world a smile each dayThu Sep 12 1996 18:513
389.1691BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.yvv.com/decplus/Thu Sep 12 1996 18:536
389.1692BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.yvv.com/decplus/Thu Sep 12 1996 18:548
389.1693SCASS1::BARBER_AIt's falling, the skyThu Sep 12 1996 18:561
389.1694JULIET::MORALES_NASweet Spirit's Gentle BreezeThu Sep 12 1996 19:093
389.1695PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BThu Sep 12 1996 19:1213
389.1696SMURF::BINDERErrabit quicquid errare potest.Thu Sep 12 1996 19:2121
389.1697SMURF::WALTERSThu Sep 12 1996 19:221
389.1698BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.yvv.com/decplus/Thu Sep 12 1996 19:231
389.1699ACISS1::BATTISBlazer BoyThu Sep 12 1996 19:252
389.1700SMURF::BINDERErrabit quicquid errare potest.Thu Sep 12 1996 19:283
389.1701SCASS1::BARBER_AIt's falling, the skyThu Sep 12 1996 19:312
389.1702SMURF::WALTERSThu Sep 12 1996 19:341
389.1703POLAR::RICHARDSONI won't get soapedThu Sep 12 1996 19:391
389.1704PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BThu Sep 12 1996 19:4411
389.1706SCASS1::BARBER_AIt's falling, the skyThu Sep 12 1996 19:531
389.1707POLAR::RICHARDSONI won't get soapedThu Sep 12 1996 19:533
389.1708SCASS1::BARBER_AIt's falling, the skyThu Sep 12 1996 19:551
389.1705SCASS1::BARBER_AIt's falling, the skyThu Sep 12 1996 19:568
389.1709POWDML::HANGGELIsweet &amp; juicy on the insideThu Sep 12 1996 19:575
389.1710PHXSS1::HEISERmaranatha!Thu Sep 12 1996 19:5812
389.1711SCASS1::BARBER_AIt's falling, the skyThu Sep 12 1996 19:581
389.1712Who mentioned John's height?STAR::JESSOPTam quid?Thu Sep 12 1996 20:003
389.1713BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.yvv.com/decplus/Thu Sep 12 1996 20:0116
389.1714CSLALL::HENDERSONGive the world a smile each dayThu Sep 12 1996 20:023
389.1715PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BThu Sep 12 1996 20:0317
389.1716POLAR::RICHARDSONI won't get soapedThu Sep 12 1996 20:0310
389.1717PHXSS1::HEISERmaranatha!Thu Sep 12 1996 20:032
389.1718BUSY::SLABCrackerThu Sep 12 1996 20:058
389.1719BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.yvv.com/decplus/Thu Sep 12 1996 20:0516
389.1720ACISS1::BATTISBlazer BoyThu Sep 12 1996 20:072
389.1721LANDO::OLIVER_Bprickly on the outsideThu Sep 12 1996 20:071
389.1722ACISS2::LEECHThu Sep 12 1996 20:105
389.1723?STAR::JESSOPTam quid?Thu Sep 12 1996 20:1015
389.1724POWDML::HANGGELIsweet &amp; juicy on the insideThu Sep 12 1996 20:117
389.1725Nor do I remember...STAR::JESSOPTam quid?Thu Sep 12 1996 20:124
389.1726POLAR::RICHARDSONI won't get soapedThu Sep 12 1996 20:125
389.1727ACISS1::BATTISBlazer BoyThu Sep 12 1996 20:132
389.1728Hello! McFly?STAR::JESSOPTam quid?Thu Sep 12 1996 20:137
389.1729MKOTS3::JMARTINBe A Victor..Not a Victim!Thu Sep 12 1996 20:137
389.1730SMURF::WALTERSThu Sep 12 1996 20:133
389.1731PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BThu Sep 12 1996 20:153
389.1732ACISS2::LEECHThu Sep 12 1996 20:153
389.1733POLAR::RICHARDSONI won't get soapedThu Sep 12 1996 20:151
389.1734ACISS2::LEECHThu Sep 12 1996 20:161
389.1735BUSY::SLABCrackerThu Sep 12 1996 20:183
389.1736ACISS2::LEECHThu Sep 12 1996 20:2916
389.1737POLAR::RICHARDSONI won't get soapedThu Sep 12 1996 20:311
389.1738SCASS1::BARBER_AIt's falling, the skyThu Sep 12 1996 20:4031
389.1739BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.yvv.com/decplus/Thu Sep 12 1996 20:415
389.1740BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.yvv.com/decplus/Thu Sep 12 1996 20:427
389.1741BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.yvv.com/decplus/Thu Sep 12 1996 20:4417
389.1742BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.yvv.com/decplus/Thu Sep 12 1996 20:455
389.1743PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BThu Sep 12 1996 20:458
389.1744SCASS1::BARBER_AIt's falling, the skyThu Sep 12 1996 20:501
389.1745BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.yvv.com/decplus/Thu Sep 12 1996 20:533
389.1746SCASS1::BARBER_AIt's falling, the skyThu Sep 12 1996 20:595
389.1747SCASS1::BARBER_AIt's falling, the skyThu Sep 12 1996 21:001
389.1748It's my fingers' fault...STAR::JESSOPTam quid?Thu Sep 12 1996 21:106
389.1749BUSY::SLABDILLIGAFThu Sep 12 1996 21:214
389.1750BUSY::SLABDILLIGAFThu Sep 12 1996 21:237
389.1751MKOTS3::JMARTINBe A Victor..Not a Victim!Thu Sep 12 1996 21:247
389.1752ALPHAZ::HARNEYJohn A HarneyThu Sep 12 1996 21:4912
389.1753All one of the other moderators has to do is say "poof!"COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertThu Sep 12 1996 21:545
389.1754MKOTS3::JMARTINBe A Victor..Not a Victim!Thu Sep 12 1996 21:572
389.1755MFGFIN::E_WALKERFuture Pizza BoyThu Sep 12 1996 21:592
389.1756PHXSS1::HEISERmaranatha!Thu Sep 12 1996 22:139
389.1757PHXSS1::HEISERmaranatha!Thu Sep 12 1996 22:175
389.1758;-)PHXSS1::HEISERmaranatha!Thu Sep 12 1996 22:185
389.1759MKOTS3::JMARTINBe A Victor..Not a Victim!Thu Sep 12 1996 22:1911
389.1760;-)ALPHAZ::HARNEYJohn A HarneyThu Sep 12 1996 22:212
389.1761ALPHAZ::HARNEYJohn A HarneyThu Sep 12 1996 22:214
389.1762MFGFIN::E_WALKERFuture Pizza BoyThu Sep 12 1996 22:225
389.1763CSLALL::HENDERSONGive the world a smile each dayFri Sep 13 1996 02:2410
389.1764subjunctiveGAAS::BRAUCHERChampagne SupernovaFri Sep 13 1996 12:486
389.1765MKOTS3::JMARTINBe A Victor..Not a Victim!Fri Sep 13 1996 13:415
389.1766BULEAN::BANKSThink locally, act locallyFri Sep 13 1996 13:534
389.1767POLAR::RICHARDSONI won't get soapedFri Sep 13 1996 14:231
389.1768MKOTS3::JMARTINBe A Victor..Not a Victim!Fri Sep 13 1996 14:339
389.1769POWDML::HANGGELIsweet &amp; juicy on the insideFri Sep 13 1996 14:395
389.1770ACISS2::LEECHFri Sep 13 1996 14:408
389.1771BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.yvv.com/decplus/Fri Sep 13 1996 14:407
389.1772ACISS2::LEECHFri Sep 13 1996 14:436
389.1773MKOTS3::JMARTINBe A Victor..Not a Victim!Fri Sep 13 1996 14:445
389.1774PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BFri Sep 13 1996 14:459
389.1775MKOTS3::JMARTINBe A Victor..Not a Victim!Fri Sep 13 1996 14:462
389.1776BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.yvv.com/decplus/Fri Sep 13 1996 14:5113
389.1777BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.yvv.com/decplus/Fri Sep 13 1996 14:527
389.1778SCASS1::BARBER_AIt's falling, the skyFri Sep 13 1996 15:052
389.1779SCASS1::BARBER_AIt's falling, the skyFri Sep 13 1996 15:071
389.1780MKOTS3::JMARTINBe A Victor..Not a Victim!Fri Sep 13 1996 15:072
389.1781SCASS1::BARBER_AIt's falling, the skyFri Sep 13 1996 15:178
389.1782LANDO::OLIVER_Bprickly on the outsideFri Sep 13 1996 15:181
389.1783PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BFri Sep 13 1996 15:195
389.1784SCASS1::BARBER_AIt's falling, the skyFri Sep 13 1996 15:252
389.1785BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.yvv.com/decplus/Fri Sep 13 1996 15:2524
389.1786Hmmmm...STAR::JESSOPTam quid?Fri Sep 13 1996 15:292
389.1787SCASS1::BARBER_AIt's falling, the skyFri Sep 13 1996 15:298
389.1788PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BFri Sep 13 1996 15:3213
389.1789RE: AprilBUSY::SLABDogbert's New Ruling Class: 135KFri Sep 13 1996 15:335
389.1790SCASS1::BARBER_AIt's falling, the skyFri Sep 13 1996 15:396
389.1791MKOTS3::JMARTINBe A Victor..Not a Victim!Fri Sep 13 1996 15:401
389.1792POLAR::RICHARDSONI won't get soapedFri Sep 13 1996 15:429
389.1793Well, in that case the question is...STAR::JESSOPTam quid?Fri Sep 13 1996 15:443
389.1794SCASS1::BARBER_AIt's falling, the skyFri Sep 13 1996 15:462
389.1795...STAR::JESSOPTam quid?Fri Sep 13 1996 15:4710
389.1796BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.yvv.com/decplus/Fri Sep 13 1996 15:5220
389.1797POLAR::RICHARDSONI won't get soapedFri Sep 13 1996 15:549
389.1798SMURF::WALTERSFri Sep 13 1996 16:012
389.1799BUSY::SLABDon't drink the (toilet) water.Fri Sep 13 1996 16:029
389.1800SNARFPHXSS1::HEISERmaranatha!Fri Sep 13 1996 16:035
389.1801SMURF::MSCANLONa ferret on the barco-loungerFri Sep 13 1996 16:044
389.1802BUSY::SLABDon't drink the (toilet) water.Fri Sep 13 1996 16:043
389.1803SCASS1::BARBER_AIt's falling, the skyFri Sep 13 1996 16:0526
389.1804BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.yvv.com/decplus/Fri Sep 13 1996 16:057
389.1805PHXSS1::HEISERmaranatha!Fri Sep 13 1996 16:061
389.1806SCASS1::BARBER_AIt's falling, the skyFri Sep 13 1996 16:072
389.1807SCASS1::BARBER_AIt's falling, the skyFri Sep 13 1996 16:093
389.1808SMURF::MSCANLONa ferret on the barco-loungerFri Sep 13 1996 16:122
389.1809BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.yvv.com/decplus/Fri Sep 13 1996 16:1828
389.1810PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BFri Sep 13 1996 16:209
389.1811Don't give yourself a migraine...STAR::JESSOPTam quid?Fri Sep 13 1996 16:248
389.1812BUSY::SLABDon't get even ... get odd!!Fri Sep 13 1996 16:5431
389.1813BULEAN::BANKSThink locally, act locallyFri Sep 13 1996 16:544
389.1814ACISS1::BATTISBlazer BoyFri Sep 13 1996 17:027
389.1815GENRAL::RALSTONOnly half of us are above average!Fri Sep 13 1996 17:035
389.1816MKOTS3::JMARTINBe A Victor..Not a Victim!Fri Sep 13 1996 18:005
389.1817BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.yvv.com/decplus/Fri Sep 13 1996 18:051
389.1818GMASEC::KELLYIt's Deja-Vu, All Over AgainFri Sep 13 1996 18:191
389.1823POLAR::RICHARDSONI won't get soapedFri Sep 13 1996 18:203
389.1820JULIET::MORALES_NASweet Spirit's Gentle BreezeFri Sep 13 1996 18:2027
389.1821hthGMASEC::KELLYIt's Deja-Vu, All Over AgainFri Sep 13 1996 18:211
389.1822SMURF::WALTERSFri Sep 13 1996 18:212
389.1824GMASEC::KELLYIt's Deja-Vu, All Over AgainFri Sep 13 1996 18:2311
389.1825BUSY::SLABDuster :== idiot driver magnetFri Sep 13 1996 18:2417
389.1826POLAR::RICHARDSONI won't get soapedFri Sep 13 1996 18:261
389.1827SMURF::WALTERSFri Sep 13 1996 18:322
389.1828JULIET::MORALES_NASweet Spirit's Gentle BreezeFri Sep 13 1996 18:321
389.1829JULIET::MORALES_NASweet Spirit's Gentle BreezeFri Sep 13 1996 18:336
389.1830SMURF::MSCANLONa ferret on the barco-loungerFri Sep 13 1996 18:342
389.1831POLAR::RICHARDSONI won't get soapedFri Sep 13 1996 18:3741
389.1832ACISS1::BATTISBlazer BoyFri Sep 13 1996 18:393
389.1833SMURF::WALTERSFri Sep 13 1996 18:411
389.1834GENRAL::RALSTONOnly half of us are above average!Fri Sep 13 1996 18:433
389.1835POLAR::RICHARDSONI won't get soapedFri Sep 13 1996 18:441
389.1836GENRAL::RALSTONOnly half of us are above average!Fri Sep 13 1996 18:471
389.1837POLAR::RICHARDSONI won't get soapedFri Sep 13 1996 18:491
389.1838BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.yvv.com/decplus/Fri Sep 13 1996 18:515
389.1839GMASEC::KELLYIt's Deja-Vu, All Over AgainFri Sep 13 1996 18:523
389.1840POLAR::RICHARDSONI won't get soapedFri Sep 13 1996 18:541
389.1841GMASEC::KELLYIt's Deja-Vu, All Over AgainFri Sep 13 1996 18:564
389.1842BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.yvv.com/decplus/Fri Sep 13 1996 18:5730
389.1843BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.yvv.com/decplus/Fri Sep 13 1996 19:126
389.1844BUSY::SLABEnjoy what you doFri Sep 13 1996 19:419
389.1845COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertFri Sep 13 1996 20:385
389.1846JULIET::MORALES_NASweet Spirit's Gentle BreezeFri Sep 13 1996 20:441
389.1847MKOTS3::JMARTINBe A Victor..Not a Victim!Fri Sep 13 1996 20:481
389.1848SCASS1::BARBER_AIt's falling, the skyFri Sep 13 1996 20:573
389.1849BUSY::SLABErin go braghlessFri Sep 13 1996 20:577
389.1850Ace Ventura, Thumper DetectiveDECWIN::RALTOJail to the ChiefFri Sep 13 1996 21:1310
389.1851Sung to the tune of The Ants Go MarchingJULIET::MORALES_NASweet Spirit's Gentle BreezeFri Sep 13 1996 21:1816
389.1852PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BFri Sep 13 1996 21:234
389.1853SCASS1::BARBER_AIt's falling, the skyFri Sep 13 1996 21:241
389.1854BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.yvv.com/decplus/Fri Sep 13 1996 21:287
389.1855BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.yvv.com/decplus/Fri Sep 13 1996 21:297
389.1856Everyone KNOWS your Opinion, DiJULIET::MORALES_NASweet Spirit's Gentle BreezeFri Sep 13 1996 22:039
389.1857BUSY::SLABExit light ... enter night.Fri Sep 13 1996 22:545
389.1858CSLALL::HENDERSONGive the world a smile each daySat Sep 14 1996 02:473
389.1859Calling all modsMFGFIN::E_WALKERAsk me about your wifeSat Sep 14 1996 03:063
389.1860BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.yvv.com/decplus/Sat Sep 14 1996 12:529
389.1861JULIET::MORALES_NASweet Spirit's Gentle BreezeSat Sep 14 1996 20:523
389.1862BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.yvv.com/decplus/Sun Sep 15 1996 13:386
389.1863JULIET::MORALES_NASweet Spirit's Gentle BreezeSun Sep 15 1996 16:384
389.1864picturing look on Nancy's faceFABSIX::J_SADINFreedom isn't free.Sun Sep 15 1996 17:045
389.1865BUSY::SLABForm feed = &lt;ctrl&gt;v &lt;ctrl&gt;lMon Sep 16 1996 15:008
389.1866JULIET::MORALES_NASweet Spirit's Gentle BreezeMon Sep 16 1996 16:165
389.1867SCASS1::BARBER_Awar inside my headMon Sep 16 1996 16:231
389.1868BUSY::SLABGo Go Gophers watch them go go go!Mon Sep 16 1996 16:253
389.1869JULIET::MORALES_NASweet Spirit's Gentle BreezeMon Sep 16 1996 16:335
389.1870BRITE::FYFEUse it up, wear it out, make it do, or do without.Mon Sep 16 1996 16:471
389.1871ACISS1::BATTISBlazer BoyMon Sep 16 1996 16:504
389.1872BUSY::SLABGo Go Gophers watch them go go go!Mon Sep 16 1996 17:025
389.1873JULIET::MORALES_NASweet Spirit's Gentle BreezeMon Sep 16 1996 19:194
389.1874SCASS1::BARBER_Awar inside my headMon Sep 16 1996 19:211
389.1875LANDO::OLIVER_Bprickly on the outsideMon Sep 16 1996 19:211
389.1876JULIET::MORALES_NASweet Spirit's Gentle BreezeMon Sep 16 1996 19:223
389.1877BUSY::SLABGrandchildren of the DamnedMon Sep 16 1996 19:223
389.1878TV is too much a part at the momentSTAR::JESSOPTam quid?Mon Sep 16 1996 19:248
389.1879SCASS1::BARBER_Awar inside my headMon Sep 16 1996 19:322
389.1880BUSY::SLABGrandchildren of the DamnedMon Sep 16 1996 19:383
389.1881SCASS1::BARBER_Awar inside my headMon Sep 16 1996 19:411
389.1882BUSY::SLABGrandchildren of the DamnedMon Sep 16 1996 19:465
389.1883POWDML::HANGGELIsweet &amp; juicy on the insideMon Sep 16 1996 19:493
389.1884VCR use is limited to ONCE per weekJULIET::MORALES_NASweet Spirit's Gentle BreezeMon Sep 16 1996 19:494
389.1885BULEAN::BANKSThink locally, act locallyMon Sep 16 1996 19:516
389.1886BUSY::SLABGrandchildren of the DamnedMon Sep 16 1996 19:5210
389.1887GENRAL::RALSTONOnly half of us are above average!Mon Sep 16 1996 19:545
389.1888JULIET::MORALES_NASweet Spirit's Gentle BreezeMon Sep 16 1996 19:544
389.1889JULIET::MORALES_NASweet Spirit's Gentle BreezeMon Sep 16 1996 19:553
389.1890BULEAN::BANKSThink locally, act locallyMon Sep 16 1996 19:561
389.1891COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertMon Sep 16 1996 19:571
389.1892BULEAN::BANKSThink locally, act locallyMon Sep 16 1996 19:571
389.1893BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.yvv.com/decplus/Mon Sep 16 1996 20:1011
389.1894ACISS1::BATTISBlazer BoyMon Sep 16 1996 20:124
389.1895BUSY::SLABGreat baby! Delicious!!Mon Sep 16 1996 20:156
389.1896POWDML::HANGGELIsweet &amp; juicy on the insideMon Sep 16 1996 20:163
389.1897BULEAN::BANKSThink locally, act locallyMon Sep 16 1996 20:163
389.1898ACISS2::LEECHMon Sep 16 1996 20:167
389.1899ACISS1::BATTISBlazer BoyMon Sep 16 1996 20:183
389.1900BULEAN::BANKSThink locally, act locallyMon Sep 16 1996 20:195
389.1901GENRAL::RALSTONOnly half of us are above average!Mon Sep 16 1996 20:218
389.1902BULEAN::BANKSThink locally, act locallyMon Sep 16 1996 20:244
389.1903ACISS2::LEECHMon Sep 16 1996 20:282
389.1904BUSY::SLABGreat baby! Delicious!!Mon Sep 16 1996 20:303
389.1905BULEAN::BANKSThink locally, act locallyMon Sep 16 1996 20:352
389.1906BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.yvv.com/decplus/Mon Sep 16 1996 20:408
389.1907BUSY::SLABGreat baby! Delicious!!Mon Sep 16 1996 20:437
389.1908CSLALL::HENDERSONGive the world a smile each dayMon Sep 16 1996 20:4411
389.1909GENRAL::RALSTONOnly half of us are above average!Mon Sep 16 1996 20:459
389.1910BUSY::SLABGreat baby! Delicious!!Mon Sep 16 1996 20:477
389.1911...STAR::JESSOPTam quid?Mon Sep 16 1996 20:4912
389.1912CSLALL::HENDERSONGive the world a smile each dayMon Sep 16 1996 20:5014
389.1913LANDO::OLIVER_Bprickly on the outsideMon Sep 16 1996 20:521
389.1914BULEAN::BANKSThink locally, act locallyMon Sep 16 1996 20:546
389.1915BUSY::SLABGreat baby! Delicious!!Mon Sep 16 1996 21:035
389.1916GENRAL::RALSTONOnly half of us are above average!Mon Sep 16 1996 21:167
389.1917SCASS1::BARBER_Awar inside my headMon Sep 16 1996 21:271
389.1918JULIET::MORALES_NASweet Spirit's Gentle BreezeMon Sep 16 1996 21:3917
389.1919Eh?STAR::JESSOPTam quid?Mon Sep 16 1996 21:413
389.1920:-)JULIET::MORALES_NASweet Spirit's Gentle BreezeMon Sep 16 1996 21:573
389.1921GENRAL::RALSTONOnly half of us are above average!Mon Sep 16 1996 22:145
389.1922JULIET::MORALES_NASweet Spirit's Gentle BreezeMon Sep 16 1996 23:323
389.1923GENRAL::RALSTONOnly half of us are above average!Tue Sep 17 1996 15:175
389.1924careful with astronomyGAAS::BRAUCHERChampagne SupernovaTue Sep 17 1996 15:3718
389.1925BUSY::SLABAfterbirth of a NationTue Sep 17 1996 15:416
389.1926realing 'em offSMURF::WALTERSTue Sep 17 1996 15:4711
389.1927WAHOO::LEVESQUEenergy spent on passion is never wastedTue Sep 17 1996 16:116
389.1928JULIET::MORALES_NASweet Spirit's Gentle BreezeTue Sep 17 1996 16:295
389.1929POLAR::RICHARDSONThere ain't no easy way outTue Sep 17 1996 16:312
389.1930JULIET::MORALES_NASweet Spirit's Gentle BreezeTue Sep 17 1996 16:333
389.1931SMURF::WALTERSTue Sep 17 1996 17:074
389.1932BUSY::SLABAntisocialTue Sep 17 1996 17:116
389.1933SMURF::WALTERSTue Sep 17 1996 17:253
389.1934Not really a moonDECWET::LOWEBruce Lowe, DECwest Eng., DTN 548-8910Tue Sep 17 1996 17:483
389.1935?STAR::JESSOPTam quid?Tue Sep 17 1996 18:125
389.1936DECWET::LOWEBruce Lowe, DECwest Eng., DTN 548-8910Tue Sep 17 1996 19:588
389.1937:)STAR::JESSOPTam quid?Tue Sep 17 1996 20:205
389.1938MKOTS3::JMARTINBe A Victor..Not a Victim!Tue Sep 17 1996 20:231
389.1939BULEAN::BANKSThink locally, act locallyFri Sep 20 1996 13:3317
389.1940SMURF::WALTERSFri Sep 20 1996 13:541
389.1941GENRAL::RALSTONOnly half of us are above average!Fri Sep 20 1996 16:0216
389.1942BULEAN::BANKSThink locally, act locallyFri Sep 20 1996 16:465
389.1943GENRAL::RALSTONOnly half of us are above average!Fri Sep 20 1996 17:232
389.1944ALPHAZ::HARNEYJohn A HarneyFri Sep 20 1996 18:3713
389.1945PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BFri Sep 20 1996 18:423
389.1946BULEAN::BANKSThink locally, act locallyFri Sep 20 1996 18:496
389.1947GENRAL::RALSTONAtheism, Religion of the GodsThu Oct 03 1996 14:4134
389.1948DEVMKO::ROSCHThu Oct 03 1996 15:2556
389.1949POLAR::RICHARDSONGood-a-niiiiite-a-ding-ding-dingThu Oct 03 1996 15:3459
389.1950CorrectionDEVMKO::ROSCHThu Oct 03 1996 17:148
389.1951POLAR::RICHARDSONGood-a-niiiiite-a-ding-ding-dingThu Oct 03 1996 18:311
389.1952BULEAN::BANKSThink locally, act locallyFri Oct 04 1996 13:122
389.1953WAHOO::LEVESQUEdrinking life to the leesFri Oct 04 1996 13:343
389.1954BUSY::SLABMath is hard, and so am IFri Oct 04 1996 15:003
389.1955POLAR::RICHARDSONGood-a-niiiiite-a-ding-ding-dingFri Oct 04 1996 15:121
389.1956WAHOO::LEVESQUEdrinking life to the leesFri Oct 04 1996 15:251
389.1957POLAR::RICHARDSONGood-a-niiiiite-a-ding-ding-dingFri Oct 04 1996 15:351
389.1958BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.yvv.com/decplus/Fri Oct 04 1996 16:241
389.1959ThanksYIELD::BARBIERITue Oct 08 1996 21:303