Conference back40::soapbox

"It's Zuzu's petals!"

    "So you hate it?"
    
    "Yes!  I hate it!  This is revolting!"
    
    "Would you like some more?"
    
    "Yes, please."

    "i wouldn't take you to the dog fights if you was the defendin'
    champion".

    "nothing personal...it's just business."
    

    
    godfather - tessio.

    From Ace Ventura,
    		"Pardon me, may I ass you a few questions?"

    <- ...and "For God's sake Jim, I'm a doctor not a pool man!"

    "Fat, Drunk, and Stupid is no way to go through life".
    

    "Dontcha think it's getting a bit nippley in here?"
    
    "I couldn't be more surprised if I woke up with my head stapled to the
    carpet"
    
    2 from Chevy Chase - National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation

    
    Go ahead, make my day. - Clint Eastwood
    
    Hasta la Vista Babee, I'll be back.  - Arnold S.
    
    
    
    

    Young Woman to Swamp Thing:
    
    	Why won't you marry me?
    
    Swamp Thing:
    
    	Because... I'm a plant!!
    

    
    From `Apocalypse Now':
    
    Q: "Whose in charge here, soldier?"
    
    A: "Ain't you?"
    

    
    
    	"'cause Charlie don't surf!!"
    
    	"I love the smell of Napalm in the morning! It smells
    like...victory!"
    
    
    

   Excuse me, Stewardess.  I speak Jive.
   
   

    "Sir, you forgot your phoney dog poo."
    
    "What phoney dog poo?"

    "My name is nobody."
    
    If I'm not mistaken, that's the only dialog in the Clint E. movie
    of the same name.

    Doc Holiday in Tombstone... "I'll be your Huckleberry..." just before
    he drills a guy between the eyes.
    
    Chip

    
    From `Brazil':
    
    "Don't suspect a friend...report him!"
    

    "He tasks me!..... He tasks me, and I shall have him!
     I'll chase him 'round the moons of Nebir and 'round the
     Antares Maelstrom and 'round Perditions Flames before I 
     give him up!"
    
    
    						- Kahn

    "Sarge, does this mean we're through training for the day"?--John Candy
    in "Stripes"

    
    From `Blues Brothers':
    
    Q: "Are you the police?"
    
    A: "No Ma'am, we're musicians."
    

    
    re .20;

    I never realized it before, but Captain Ahab says practically the same
    thing about Moby Dick at one point.  Coincidence?

    "My mother hung me on a hook once... once!"
    
    "Did you know your name is an adverb?"

    The Khan character was a big Melville fan, and several of his lines
    are either direct quotes from Moby Dick or variations thereof.  In fact,
    his entire obsessive pursuit of Kirk was essentially intended to display
    an "Ahab Syndrome".
    
    One of his last lines was something like "For hate's sake, I spit my
    last breath at thee", as he stared malevolently at the main screen's
    image of the Enterprise attempting to high-tail it out of there before
    the Genesis device was to detonate.
    
    Chris

    Yes, The Wrath of Kahn was really Moby Dick in space.

    So then, what was Star Trek IV?
    
    -b

 "How long till we can land"
 "I can't tell"
 "You can tell me, I'm a doctor"
 

"A hospital, what is it?"

 Its a big building with patients, but that's not important right now..

   And stop calling me Shirley!

   It's under the big 'W'.
   
   ...and later on...
   
   what is this American preoccupation with busoms?

    or
    
    "I... I.... I caun't see!"
    
    "He caun't see!"

    "did we give up when the germans bombed pearl harbor?"
                           ---bluto in animal house
    
    "she had a body that could melt a cheese sandwich from across the
    room."
                           ---lt. frank drebin, naked gun 
    
    "in order to pass, you must bring us a shrubbery."
                           ---knights who say 'nee', mp holy grail
    
                           
    

    Woman - "Is this some kinda bust?"
    
    Drebin - "Yes,very impressive"

    I'm not bad I'm just drawn that way.
    
    -Jessica Rabbit  (whose voice was that?)

    <- I believe it was Alec Baldwin's wife (the women who was sued for
       backing out of Boxing Helena). Gawd, can't remember her name and
       it's driving me nuts...
    
       Chip

Nope...  Kathleen Turner supplied the voice of Jessica Rabbit.

 .37 Kim Bassinger

    
    
    "Pass the ketchup...."

    Gort...Klatu...Verada...Niktoo...

Re: <<< Note 70.39 by PENUTS::DDESMAISONS "too few args" >>>

>> .37 Kim Bassinger

Holly Wood

	I believe it was Kim.

    Turner did the voice.

	i don't know who it was.  i was just trying to help Chip remember
	who Alec was married to.

    
    
    turner did the voice of jessica rabbit in 'who framed roger rabbit'.
    kim basinger did the voice of holly wood in (the incredibly stupid)
    'cool world'.
    
    hope this helps
    
    
    -raq
    

    Kathleen Turner did the speaking voice.  Amy Irving did the singing.

 ...and Jerry Mathers as the Beaver...

"Yer one'a them Fancy Lads, ain't ya."
.
.
.
"What a cute outfit.  Is that yer spring outfit?"

    "Speak for yourself. I plan on living forever"
    
    
    			William T. Riker, ST Generations

I stick my neck out for nobody.

		Rick Blaine

    "Have fun storming the castle."

    
    "I'll just have to get myself a new Giant"
    
    "He's only mostly dead!"
    

	"Your way's not very sportsmanlike."

    
    "Wait'll they get a load of me."
    
    Nicholson as the Joker in Batman.
    
    jeff

	"They're heeeeeeere......"

	Polter Geist.




	Reminds me of Kimball and my ... "were baaaaaaaaaaack..." %^)

 "and tell the milkman no more cheese"

    Yippee-eye-yo-cayay motherf____r!
    
    Bruce Willis - Die Hard

    "You look like one of the Village People"
    
    Billy Crystal - City Slickers

    "My name's Hillary... it means `she whose bosums defy gravity'."
    
    "My name's Nick. My father thought of it while shaving."
    
    Top Secret

    "When Disneyland first opened in the 1950s, there were all kinds of
    problems"
    
    "Yes, but John... at least when the Pirates of the Carribean breaks
    down, the Pirates don't eat the guests"
    
    Jurassic Park

Another Jeff Goldblum line from Jurassic Park:

"Must go faster!"

    "Well, are you gonna pull those pistols or stand there and whistle
     Dixie."
    
     Clint Eastwood to a group of Union Soldiers
    
     

 "Musta looked like ripe melons...hey, Harry..how about a piece of pie"

    "for six months you've done nothing you have to lie about"
    
    julie christie in dr. zhivago. omar really should have. fool.

    Ooooh YEAH 8^)

   "you wouldn't by any chance have six fingers on your right hand?"
   
   ---
   
   "Who are you?"
   
   "No one of consequence."
   
   "I must know."
   
   "Get used to disappointment."
   
   ---
   
   "I don't think that word means what you think it means.

    i've seen woise.

    
    
    "that's dispspspspspspspspspicable..."
    
    

      
     "I'm only waiting to Kill You"
    
     "You killed my father, prepare to die"
    
     MEM
    

   I mean I wouldn't build a summer home here...
   
   ---
   
   Hold it!  Does this book have kissing in it?
   
   ---
   
   Where does it say that life has to be fair?
   
   ---
   
   There's a lack of perfect breasts in the world.
   
   ---
   
   You'd make a wonderful Dread-pirate Roberts.
   
   ---
   
   I wonder if he is using the same wind we are.
   
   ---
   
   I suppose you think yourself brave?
   
   Only compared to some.
   
   

    Arnie lines:
    
    True Lies:	
    		Grab my hand!
    
    Terminator 2:
    
    		Grab my hand!
    
    Last Action Hero:
    
    		Grab my hand!

    It's NOT a tumah...

    
    I think it's highly possible that I'll never need to rent The Princess
    Bride now that every single line is entered into this topic.

    Debra! Grab my hand!

	.74

	inconTHIEVable!  do it!

    Glen, pull my finger...

    
    
    
    Yup, old sad sack is a class act, he is.......
    

    
    
    deb, that wasn't his hand...
    
    
    

    
    
    that's what he said...
    
    

    Now this isn't fair, you're all making your own jokes at home....

    What about....
    
    
    "He's only mostly dead."
    
    
    or something like that...been a long time since I've seen it

    "...If he was completely dead, all that we could do is look for loose
    change in his pockets..."

    "Unlike other Robin Hoods I speak with an English accent."
    
    Oh dear...I think it was "English", anway.

    	From A Fish Called Wanda:
    
    	"You'll have to excuse him. He was beaten as a child."
    
    
    	"GOOD."

    
    
    			SURRENDER DOROTHY
    

   Did I mention we're a planet of idiots?
   
   ---
   
   Put your hand down my pants.
   
   He DOES know father!
   
   ---
   
   "Pick Me Up"
   
   ---
   
   You better send reinforcements.

    "Oh Marge... Oh Marge... My love for you is ......................
    ..................................................................
    ....................................... large!"
    
    "Do they really have birds that big on this planet?"
    
    "Diabolical, isn't it?"

Re: <<< Note 70.88 by DYPSS1::COGHILL "Steve Coghill, Luke 14:28" >>>
   
>>   Put your hand down my pants.
   
>>   He DOES know father!

Could someone explain what happened in the prison cell that prompted that
exchange later in the movie?  I got called out of the room while he was in the
cell meeting the father, and I've always wondered what happened...

                                  Roak

   The King (played by Eric Idle) claimed he had a plan drawn up to
   assist Dad in escaping and overthrowing the evil emperor.  When Dad
   asked the King where the plan was, the King replied, "Put your hand
   down my pants."  Upon further query, Dad learned that the King had
   hidden the plans down the front of his pants (King was tied up at the
   moment.)
   
   When the King's kids captured Dad and tied him up, they asked him
   where the plan was...

    One of my favorite all time movies...
    
    "Do you really want to save me, Frank?"
    
    "To be honest and fair with you, No.  But it's my job"
    
    
    "Now you show me some god-d$#@%^ respect!!!"
    
    In The Line of Fire...Horrigan and Leary!!

    
    From `Quick Change' last night:
    
     "You've got a gun, just shoot him."
    
     "I'd like to, but he's fur-bearing. I'd need a special 
      permit for that, wouldn't I?"
      

    >>70.93 TROOA::COLLINS
    
    I LOVED THAT MOVIE!!!!  Bill Murray is awesome!!
    
    What about..
    
    "Grimm, is that our plane?"
    
    "No, if it was our plane, it would be crashing!"
    
    			or
    
    "Jesus, it's bad luck just seein' a thing like that!!"
    
    "The man is an animal!!  He said to Miss Cochran..."Baby, up your
    	butt with a coconut"   And I think he was prepared to do it!!
    	But their was no coconut, no coconut to my knowledge!!"
    

    
    "I'd like to thank you. You could have given us 
     *help*, but you've given us *so* much more."
    

Quick Change is my favorite Bill Murray film, and is one of my favorite
comedies of all time... Some of Jason Robards(sp?) lines were the funniest
ever... I especially like:

"A man jumping out of a cab? Thats panic. That sounds like somebody on the
lame!"

great movie...

Oh what about the scene in the airport bathroom when they take the money
off of Quaid's body... classic!

/scott

    ....and lamb should be lam.

    >>70.93
    
    What about the bus driver...
     "Exact change my friend"
     "What?"
     "Exact change only"
     "Look back there.  Do you think anyone will notice?"
     "I look back their every night my friend.  That's why I conduct my
    affairs in a clean and hygienic(sp.) fashion.  I leave here in exacly 
    2 minutes, my friend."
    
    		or
    
    "You gotta got yourslef some help.  Your turning into Ralph Cramdon's
    evil twin"
                                               

    Sheesh I can't believe this... :-)

    "I like that mediterranean look on a woman"... :-)

    how 'bout this one...
    
    "Mr. Cross, I can't get these antlers to stay on the mouse."
    
    "Well, did ya try staples?"
    
    				
        -Scrooged
    
    

    Yes.....go ahead and say it!  He     was    my   boyfriend!
    
    

    "You know, I've been wondering. The Monster got your brain, right? So
    what did you get from the Monster?"
    
     		"OH SWEET MYSTERY OF LIFE I'VE FOUND YOU..."

    "The more I learn about man, the more I want to be an animal."
    
    In a trophy room with "heads of animals" on the wall...
    
    "Did you eat them?"
    
    "No."
    
    "Do they want to eat you?"
    
    "No."
    
    "In the jungle only kill for food."
    
    or something like that...
    

 "You wanna be a farmer, don't you...here's a couple of acres"

    
    ... too many notes ...

    I saw, for the billionth time...Midnight Run last night...
    
    One of my favorites is...
    		"Is this maron number one?  Good!   Put maron number two on
                    the phone will ya!"
    
    

    It's moron, moron.

    >>70.108
     
    Oops, my bad!!8-)
    steve

    
    "I am the Sultan. They do the singing."
    
    Care to take a guess on the movie title and the leading actor and
    actress ?
    

    "There ain't no normal life Wyatt, there's just life. Live it to the
    fullest. Live it for me."
    
    Val Kilmer as Doc Holiday on his death bed. 
    
    Tombstone, great movie. Val Kilmer steals the show.

    Glenn,
    
    Agreed. For Kevin Costner to try and follow it with his own Wyatt Earp
    was a travesty and highlighted the difference between his film (a
    snore) and a truly excellent film!
    
    -b

    Kevin's was more historically accurate, but a boring movie.

    Val Kilmer impressed the hell out of me. I've seen the movie twice and
    will see it again.

    Glenn

    Kilmer's done some other good stuff. He was in Oliver Stone's film
    about the Doors... I liked him even though I have never liked the
    Doors (and still don't). He also was in a Zucker Bros. comedy by
    the name of Top Secret (quite a funny film), and a movie that
    mixed anti-Star Wars politics and college students (Real Genius);
    which is an OK film with some good moments (like when they fill
    the "bad guy's" house with popcorn and roast it with a space-
    based laser...
    
    -b

    Not to forget, of course, Top Gun...
    
    -b

                       "She whose bosom defies gravity"

    Well, he's good. I did like Top Secret. ;-)

    >"She whose bosom defies gravity"
    
    "My name is Hillary, it means she whose bosom defies gravity."
    
    "My name is Nick. My father thought of it while shaving."
    
    -b

    Lest we forget the anal intruder.

    >Lest we forget the anal intruder.
    
    When I used to work for DEC in Littleton, I was a project leader. There
    was a guy who was on my team for a while that was extremely anal. He
    would come in and ask me questions like "why is the sky blue?", and I
    better have had a good answer or he would camp there until I came
    up with one. The other thing was that he was one of those people who
    was into the "space invader" thing where he would get in your face
    and you'd be trying to step back, but he'd just get closer and closer
    until you were flat against the wall. Given these two lovely
    characteristics, we had no choice but to call this chap the
    anal intruder. And yes, our inspiration was Top Secret.
    
    -b

    You should have bought him one!

    I absolutely love the voice/accent Val Kilmer uses in Tombstone.
    
    especially when he says :- "I'm your huckleberry"

Oliver Stone made a movie about The Doors? I only saw the one he made
about Jim Morrison.

:^)

    
    i haven't yet seen tombstone.  i took in earp this past summer and
    thought it was good in general.  the guy that played holiday in earp
    (dennis quaid) was very good too.  he looked so different it was
    amazing.
    
    jeff

    Quaid was under a physician's supervision (weight loss) while
    doing the movie.
    
    I enjoyed both of them. Each was delivering something different.
    Tombstone was much more into an action/hero message and delivery.
    Wyatt was more into character and event studies.
    
    I'd re-rent Tombstone, but not Wyatt just becuase I'm an action kinda
    guy.
    
    Chip 
        

    Another Val Kilmer movie... I think it was called Thunder Heart.
    He played a federal agent (FBI) with Native American roots, sent
    to investigate a murder on a reservation. More good Kilmer fare...
    
    -b

    "He's _not_ the Messiah! He's a very naughty boy!"

    Val Kilmer also played Mad Martigan(correct spelling) in Willow.
    
    		

    "You're only makin' it worse, y'know."
    "Worse?!?  How can it be any worse?!?  Jehovah!  Jehovah!  Jehovah!"
    

"I gots to know!"

>"I gots to know!"

"...where am dat wartymelon?"

Chris.

 "now, if they'll just wait til the calvary gets here"...



 Dirty Harry

        "I love my people. Pull."
        
                       Mel Brooks

    "The boy is a p-i-g pig."
    
     -Animal House

    "Sawah Konnah?"

    <--- add her to the most boinkable list too IMO, YMMV, etc.

    yeah, she was quite buffed in T2... 
    
    glad she gave up the beast though :-)
    
    Chip

     "Does the phrase 'NeedleD***, the BugRogerer" mean anything to ya??"
    
    ROTFL
    
    |-{:-)
    

        "Well then, can I have a pair of her underpants to make soup?"
    
    ROTFLHysterically
    

    No, it ISN'T "I just don't give a damn!" ... it's
    
          "I don' know nothin' 'bout birthin BABIES, Miz Scarlett!!"
                       ------

         Well OK, perhaps it should have been "OhAshley, OhAshley..."
                                               

                            "Please...  be kind..."
    
    I will admit there could be many other contendahs for this honour.
                                                   

Nope, not that line.  It's the 

"No Mr Bond, I expect you to die!" from Golfinger.

    ... from the BEST movie ever made on the planet:
    
                "Oh, Rodolfo -- you dirty PIG!!  ... Pull over!"
    
    Name that movie!
    
    (hint:  James Bond is definitely NOT involved.  But the Nazis are.)
    

    re .144  Too easy, The Producers

    ... and a twirl of the propeller to Bill Allendoerfer!!! |-{:-)
                                                            /
                                                   whoosh!/

    Don't be shtoopid, be a smartie,
    come and join the Nazi pahty!

    "Now ZIS.... *ZIS* iz un egzempel of Schmartness!"
    
    "You're gonna JUMP on me!  You're gonna jump on me like NERO jumped on
                                                            POPPEIA!!"
    
    

| <<< Note 70.138 by LJSRV2::KALIKOW "UNISYS: ``Beware .GIFt horses!''" >>>



| "Does the phrase 'NeedleD***, the BugRogerer" mean anything to ya??"

	Dan, it sounded better at Amory's..... the *** weren't there then...:-)

    Best line from "Jurassic Park":
    
    		"I *HATE* this hacker crap!"
    
    Chris

    
    
    	"Then winter came and they were forced to eat sir Robin's
    minstrels...and there was much rejoicing."
    
    
    

    "When danger reared its ugly head, he bravely turned his tail and
    fled..."

    It wasn't like that!!

    
    
    	"you must fetch ANOTHER SHRUBBERY! And make it a smaller one so we
    get that two tiered effect with a nice path down the middle....."
    
    
    

    snap !
    
    I was thinking about entering that last night.
    
    "THEN you must cut down the largest tree in the forrest WITH A
    HERRING!"    (sp?)

    "And then, when night falls, Gallahad, Lancelot and I jump out of the
    rabbit and take them completely by surprise."
    
    "Who jumps out of the rabbit?"
    
    "Gallahad, Lancelot, and..... oh. Look, we could build this enourmous
    wooden badger..."
    
    -b
    

    
    
    	"Don't come back or I'll shall taunt you a second time!"
    
    

    "Run away!!"

    
    
    "Fetch me the holy hand-grenade!"
    
    

    "...and three shall be the count, and the count shall be three...thou
    shall not count to two unless thou then proceedeth to three... five is
    RIGHT out...(bla bla bla)"

re:  the shrubbery

"Something nice...  but not too expensive."

    
    "My name is Roger the Shrubber.  I arrange, design, and sell 
    shrubberies."

    
    
    	"Oh what dark times are these that men can say Ni to an old woman
    in the street."
    
    

    "Some call me....Tim."

    "It's an .88 magnum."
    
    "It shoots through schools."

    My name is Martin Davis people call me Martin Davis
    
    Life is like a Digital PC, you never know what's going to go
    wrong next.

    
    "What is the average speed of a barn swallow?"
    
    "Eoropean or Asian"
    
    "I don't know...."
    
    Mark

    african swallows aren't migrat'ry.

    
    
    that's 'european'.
    
    
    yw
    
    
    

    
    ...so they couldn't bring their coconut back anyway.

    Last night on Northern Exposure;
    
    "I'm on my way to a Choke Hold seminar in Sleet Mute"
    
    Dan

    
    "Just like back in Nam eh Slick"
    
    "I was in Jr high ****head"
    
    Diehard I
    
    Mark

    
    
    Also,
    
    	"Looks like we're going to need some more FBI guys"
    
    ed

    "If you wanna pop that puppy's can you don't have to grease him
     so hard, jar head."

	"Wait, how deep is the ocean??"

			Erik the Viking

 "It all sounds like some bad movie"

"What's a dashing urbanite like you doing in
 a rustic setting like this?"

		The Waco Kid, to Sheriff Bart

        "Are we awake?"
        
        "Are we black?"
        
        "Yes."
        
        "Then we're awake!"
        
        "Do you need any help?"
        
        "Oh, about all I can get..."
        
	Dialogue between The Waco Kid and Sheriff Bart

        "It's twue, it's twue!" Lily
        
        "Mongo straight!" Mongo
        

"Yeah, but I shoot with *this* hand."

"Mongo have deep feelings for Sheriff Bart."

"In 25 years, you might be able to shake hands
 with them in broad daylight."

"How many times have I told you to wash up after
 a cross burnin'?  There...  see?  It's coming
 off."

    
    I watched In the Line of Fire...AGAIN!!!
    
    "What you didn't see Frank, what you couldn't possibly understand is 
     that they sent my best friend, my colleague in arms, to my home, to
     kill me.  I never lied to you Frank, and I never will!  You of all 
     people, Frank, I want you to understand!
    
    "Understand what?"
    
    "Because we both used to think that this country was a very special
     place."
    
    "You don't know what I used to think!
    
    "Oh, but you know about me, you know...do you have any idea what I
     have done for God and country?  Some pretty  ****ing horrible
     things.  I don't even remeber who I was before they sunk their
     claws into me."
    
    "They turned you into a real monster, didn't they.
    
    "That's right.  And now they want to destroy me because we can't
     have monsters roaming the quiet countryside, now can we.
    
    

    Remember this..
    
    Waco Kid:  "BOYZ????  Look what we got here!"
    
    Sheriff Bart:  "Hey where are da white women at?"
    
    (KU KLUX KLAN members have yellow sun stickers on the back of their
    sheets that say "Have A Nice Day")
               

    "Are you the Miracle Max who used to work for the King"
    
    "Yes, I was, until the King's stinking son fired me... and thank you
    for bringing up such a painful memory. While you're at it, why don't
    you give me a nice paper cut and pour lemon juice on it!"

He said, "to blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaave."  It means "to bluff."

    "uh uh, no guns, bullets just make him angry!"

    "...you talkin' to me? are you talkin' to me?"

    "I'm not gonna jump!!"
    
    "Why not?!"
    
    "I can't swim!!  There, now you know."
    
    "Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!!  Y' crazy!!  The fall'll prob'ly kill ya!!"
    
    

    
    "Do you remember when we were having dinner in the hotel in Denver,
    there was a guy with an English  name, Lord something or other"
    
    "Yeah, Etta had the roast beef, I had the chicken, and If I can
    remember what you had, I'll die a happy man"

 "Who *are* those guys?"

   Women.  Can't live with 'em.  Can't kill 'em.
   
   ----
   
   Would a secret agent pee in his pants?
   
   
   

    I know I am showing my age, but does anyone out there remember these
    movies.
    
    Margeret Rutherford in Blythe Spirits, Knock once if your there, Knock
    twice if your not. (When she is trying to invoke the spirit of the
    first wife) The wife in "Miranda" asking for a seven letter word for
    sea cow when she is doing the London Times crossword (Miranda is a
    mermaid) and of course "This could be the start of a wonderful
    freindship" Bogie to Claud Rains at the end of Casablanca
    
    Joan

    Yo!
    

    
    
    Who dat say who dat when I say who dat??

    If we are going back that far,
    
    How about "Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just glad to see me"

    If we are going back that far, how about going a little further, this 
    is by far my fav....
    
    -
    
     
    
    
    
    					from some charlie chaplin movie

 "Well, do ya *punk*?"

 "Swell"

"Seven years of college. Down the drain."

    "Let's eat sushi and not pay"

 What in the Wide Wide World of Sports is goin' on here?

 "Snarf"

    
    "What happened here is just between you, and me, and Mister Soon- 
     to-be-living-the-rest-of-his-life-in-agonizing-pain-rapist, here."
     

    
    "Now you don't think we're going to let you leave do you"
    
    "Who do you mean, we sucker"
    
    "Why, Smith, Wesson and me"
    
    Mark

 "Looks like I owe you one, Meathead"

	You trying passing something the size of a watermelon through
	a hole the size of a lemon and see how you like it!

	from TV actually -

	"A fine place for wires."

			- Moe, as Curley investigates the plumbing

<---  And, shortly thereafter, the TV program on
      Niagara Falls turns *into* Niagara Falls.

  NIAGRA FALLS?!?!?!

	"Moe, Larry, CHEESE!!"

   Lines by Dr. Valentine (George Takei) from the movie Oblivion:
   
   ==================
   
   [While downing a bottle of Jim Beam]
   
   Jim, Beam me up.
   
   ==================
   
   Great Scotty!
   
   ==================
   
   Dammit I'm a doctor, not a magician!
   
   ==================

    "When my TV Guide comes, don't try to peel the label off, you'll
    just rip the cover and I hate that."
    
    "So Grampa, you _do_ have a TV?"
    
    "Nope. Read the TV Guide, don't need a TV"

"Can I borrow your towel?  My car just hit a water buffalo."

Fletch or Fletch Lives

ME

    Say. You got some corn on your face.

 "Commander, these lights are all blinking out of sequence"

 "Well, make them blink in sequence"

    
    "The media is like the weather...only it's man-made weather."
    

    From Crazy People...
    
    A movie about truth in advertising.
    
    Commercial for Vita Flex:
    
    Stop kidding yourself...you're fat..In fact, if you look like this
    you're a fat slob...admit it...do something about it!!  
    
    Are you sick of sweating on relatively cool days call our toll free
    number and we'll give you a free plant.
    -------
    
    In the next scene there is a chubby man at a diner on the phone
    saying...
    
    "Hello??  I'm fat ya got any ficas trees??"
    
    

    Uhhhhhhhhhh.....Sorry

    By the way...
    
    
    
    
    tm on the last one

"You know, all things considered, that Barney Rubble is quite an actor"

Michael Keaton in "Night Shift" - funny flick!

    
    "I feel like the floor of a New York Taxi cab."
    

    
    
     Not from a movie but a classic line from Homer Simpson.
    
    
     "Hi Babe...Welcome to Dumpsville...population...you"
    
    
    
    

    Homer, has many fantastic lines. He is what I want to be in couple of
    years time. ahhhhhhhh my hero.

    
    
     I am Homer Simpson.....I Watch TV,shout at the kids,hate my wifes
    family and 4 fingers on each hand.
    
    @:^)
    
    SCott
    
    
    

    cool.

    
    
    oh!...and I also like to snuggle.
    
    
    

    
    
       The quote i had in here was a genuine quote from an excellent 
       movie. I saw nothing wrong with it.
       What ever happened to freedom of speech.
       
    
                                             John.
                                               

    	
    	This is a privately owned company and this notesfile is company
    property. Printing obsenities here is against company policy. There is
    no "freedom of speech" here....
    
    
    jim

    
    
    
       Sorry my mistake i did not know that the company was owned by 
       Mr Privately is he some sort of commie....from soviet russia..
    
       Mr Sadinandinsane leave my notes alone or else!!!!!shmeck shmeck
    
    

    
    	shmeck shmeck? Hey man, I hardly know ya.....:*)
    
    
    jim

    From the greatest Batman villain of them all (Jack Nicholson's
    Joker):

    "Never rub another man's rhubarb."

    "This town needs an enema!!"

    "You're a heartless bastard Antoine; I'm glad you're dead!"

    "I'm the world's first, fully functioning, homicidal artist."

    "Where does he _get_ those wonderful toys?"

    "Daddy's gonna make some art."
    
    -b
    

    Re: .226
    
    >What ever happened to freedom of speech.
    
    Whatever happened to reading the conference guidelines?

| <<< Note 70.231 by OOTOOL::CHELSEA "Mostly harmless." >>>


| >What ever happened to freedom of speech.

| Whatever happened to reading the conference guidelines?

	He used his freedom and chose not to read them....

    Ah, yes.  I'm surprised the Allmight Founding Fathers didn't explicitly
    list "freedom to be stupid," since it IS one of our inalienable rights.

    
    Thanks so much for demonstrating your point so nicely, Chels.....
    
    
    

    Don't be mean to me.  It's Friday.

    
    sorry my darlin, I was jes funninya a bit.  big hug next time I get up
    your way.

    You're scaring me again....

    
    
    No need to be afraid, I'm a lovable ole pussycat, I am. 
    
    
    

    
    <---  :^)
    

    I haven't seen Apollo 13 but wouldn't it be memorable if Tom Hanks
    said:
    
    "My mamma always said life was like a lunar maawdule, ya never know what
    you're gonna get."

   " The two Youts"
    
                 My cousin Vinney
    
    			

    
    "MIMES!!  SILENT #@%&?#@%&ERS!!!"
    

    "God damn SONOFABITCHIN' BOB!"

    watched Death and the Maiden with Sigourney Weaver and Ben Kingsley.
    
    i thought it sucked and the acting was well below the ability of these
    two...

    Funny, I didn't know they are musicians.  Who are the other two members
    of the string quartet, and where can I get the entire Schubert video??
    

       Ackshally, if the movie bears any resemblance to the Broadway
       play, the Shoob is woven into the plot.
       
       Then too, there's the play about the fresser who gave himself a
       heart attack eating too many knishes, Death and the Maven.

    You are prolly mistaken in that when it played in Boston, it did so at
    the Shubert theatre donchaknow.
    
    Then too, there's the play about the Hospice for Athsmatics, Breath and
    the Haven.
    
    Then too, there's the play about the famous Russian Orthodox
    iconoclast (you know, the one-with-the-speech-impediment), Yeth and the
    Graven.
    

>>    i thought it sucked and the acting was well below the ability of these
>>    two...

	i thought Ben was pretty good.  Sigourney always sux anyways,
	but she out-sucked herself in this one.  a decent story though.

 Bassomatics?

    
    <-----
    
    One of his best skits!!!
    
    :) :)
    

       
>>       Ptui.

	chacun a son gout, blah blah.  

Iris Chacon's son has gout?

    Thanx Topazeleh!!  I *knew* sumthin wuz wrong with that hthingph, but
    was in too much of a rush...  I yam forever in your debt and shadow..
    
    |-{:-)
    

                      "Tu me tues...  tu me faisez bien..."

    wrongo.
    
    And aintcha gone yet?
    
    And whenya finally do, plez to post yer EMail-FwdAddr.
    

    Rodney Dangerfield, addressing his wife who has happened upon him
    sitting in a hot tub with a babe, in Back To School:
    
    	"It's OK, she's a poetry major.  She's gonna help me
    	 straighten out my Longfellow."

    Wasn't his wife. Was his English teacher.

    So nu, .258?  Hint:  check all the basenotes...
    

    Mister Translator says:
    
    >>                  "Tu me tues...  tu me faisez bien..."
    
    		         Do my toes...  do me fuzzy good...
    
    
    But maybe the batteries need to be changed.
    
    Chris

    
    "BUT...follow only if ye be men of valour...for certain 
     death awaits you with nasty big pointy teeth!"
                                            

    "SOME call me Tim."

    Isn't there a St Aaaaaaaaaaaarghs in Cornwall?

        I've soiled me armour!
        
        signed
        
        Manky Scots Git (Mrs. ret'd.)
        

    Answer to be posted sometime tomorrow morning -- last chance!!!
    
    Yeah yeah, ask me if I care...
    

    
    
    
    
    		B A T C H E S ????
    
    	We don't need no stinkin' BATCHES!
    
    
    
    
    

   Re: .270
   
   I liked this one much better:
   
   	Badgers?! We don't need no stinking badgers.

    
    	I have to see that movie again ... it's been far too long!!
    
    	Especially to get another look at Michael Richards to compare
    	Stanley Spidowski to Kramer.
    

"How do you shoot the Devil in the back? What if you miss?"

               "I'm not a walking penis...  I'm a FLYING penis."

    Flash Gordon and the Cosmic Cheerleaders ?

    Not even close.
    
    :-)
    

    I've just realised it was Flesh not Flash. h

   Finally rented "Casper" last night.  Cute movie.  Some good lines.
   
   Kat (to the bad ghosts): Drop dead!
   
   Ghosts: Too late.
   
   -------
   
   The ghosts were referred to as the living impaired.
   
   

    .278
    
    
    I like the line right after that..."get a grave..." that one pushed me
    over the edge with those guys...makes ya almost want to meet a ghost..
    sort of.................
    

    RE: Casper
    
    The other night my youngest was giving me some good lovin'!  He kissed
    my on my cheek, gave me the biggest hug and whispered in my ear:
    
    Can I keep you?

    
    	From "UHF":
    
    	Used car salesman: ... and if I don't sell all these cars by the
    			   end of the week, I'm going to club this baby
    			   seal.  Yup, I'm gonna club this seal.
    

    Paranoid schitzophrenics'll say anything to get laid..
    

    
    	I forgot which movie I heard this in, but I was reminded of it
    	in the "Put-downs" topic:
    
    	Girl, with foot stretched out under table:
    
    	    "I can pick up quarters with my toes."
    
    	Guy, in a state of discomfort:
    
    	    "Quarters, or ROLLS of quarters?"
    

    This Place Stinks....
    
    Judge:  Howww dare you...what did you day....
    
    That's right you heard me....it stinks!  The only reason I'm here is
    because I was thinking of buying this dump!
    
    Caddyshack

"What a dump!"

    bette davis, then liz.

    
    
    "You big gob of spit."
    
    "Go on... pick it up you big tub o' guts."
    
    "You mean.. everything you told me was lies?"
    
    One-Eyed Jacks

    
    
    	"it's not my fault....you must've hit a bump!"
    
    
    John Travolta in "Pulp Fiction" after he accidentally blows a young
    friends head off in the back seat. 

    
    I saw `The Tall Guy' again last night...I had forgotten how much I
    liked that movie.
    
    "I hope all your children have small dicks!  And that includes the GIRLS!"
    
    

    
    	Watched "Blue Thunder" last night ... gotta love McDowell's
    
    	"Catch you later!!".
    

    
    "I'd love to see you naked in the moonlight with your 
     head thrown back and your body on fire."
    
    Try dropping *that* into a conversation...
    

| <<< Note 70.291 by TROOA::COLLINS "Go, Subway Elvis!!" >>>


| "I'd love to see you naked in the moonlight with your 
| head thrown back and your body on fire."

	Isn't that what Farrah Fawsett (sp?) said in the movie, the burning
bed?

    >> "I'd love to see you naked in the moonlight with your 
    >> head thrown back and your body on fire."
    
    Hmmm... Robert Wagner to his mistress in "The Towering Inferno"?
    
    Chris

    "What, do you expect me to talk?"
    
    "No, Mr Bond. I expect you to die."

    That's a Smith & Wesson
    
    
    ... and you've had your six.

    
    " Having trouble with your addition"
    
    "no, old man, my math is fine now"

    
    "I like you Sully, that's why I promise to kill you last"
    

    
    "Surprised to see me Clark?"
    
    "Eddy, I couldn't be more surprised if I woke up with my
     head stapled to the carpet."
    

    "If I'd a done it, it woulda been the dirtiest deed I ever done."

    
    	RE: .297/.298
    
    	"What'd you do to Sully?"
    
    	"I let him go."
    

 "How the hell do I know why there were Nazis..I don't know how the
 can opener works"..


   from Hannah and her sisters..



 Jim

    
    " look, call me a patriot, but these U.S. components work just great"
    
    (maybe not word for word)  'The Specialist"

    "I can't afford to make any exceptions. Once word gets out that a
    pirate has gone soft people start to disobey him and it's nothing but
    work, work, work all the time." 

    
    
    
    	"The Princess Bride"?
    

    
    	"When you burp, men thinks it's funny. When you puke, men laugh and
    hold your hair back...."
    
    	Like Dogs and Cats (?)
    
    

This isn't necessarily a "memorable line", but I heard it on a movie last
night and Eric's comment in the RedLight topic about the newcaster mentioning
that prostitution had been around for "hundreds of years" reminded me of it.

I don't even know what the name of the flick was, but AMC played it last 
evening. Among the players were Eve Arden, Doris Day and Oscar Homolka.
One of the characters is making some lame excuse to another about why
something can't be done and brings up a fictitious account of a relative
who's been sick and the doctors can't determine what's wrong.

"She's already spent _hundreds_ of dollars on treatments."

The film was probably made in the '40s.

    Shawn  - re. 305 - you are correct, sir!
    
    here's another to guess
    
    There are 108 beads in a Catholic rosary and there are 108 stitches in
    a baseball.  When I learned that, I gave Jesus a chance.

>    There are 108 beads in a Catholic rosary

???

Which kind is that? The ones I used to have to diddle only had 58 - five
decades with an Our-Father/Glory-be bead and ten Hail-Mary beads each,
and then another string of three down by the crucifix.

They didn't <gasp> _lie_ to you, did they, Chris?

    I'm not Catholic so I cannot attest to the accuracy of the entered
    movie quote.  

    The quotation, correct or not, is from Susan Sarandon's "I believe in
    the Church of Baseball" speech at the beginning of Bull Durham.

    
    <------  a great movie. inmo

    
    I'm mad as hell.
    

    
    
    Shut up and take it like a man!!!!!!
    

    
    <peek>
    
    I can't!
    

    
    	From "Who's Harry Crumb?":
    
    	John Candy has just walked through a lawn sprinkler and the
    	front of his pants are soaked.  He's leaning against the door-
    	bell, facing away from the door, vigorously rubbing the front
    	of his pants with his hand to dry them off.
    
    	Shawnee Smith opens the door, looks out and says, "Would you
    	mind taking your OTHER hand off the door buzzer?".
    

    Some movie I was watching late last night...  A guy is talking to a
    girl in a party and he tells her his name is Charles Orville Smith (or
    something like that).
    
    Then he explains that he changed it -- it used to be Charles Oliver
    Jones, but he got in a lot of trouble with Mexican customs officials
    because he stencilled his name -- COJONES -- on all his luggage.

"Mother of mercy, can this be the end of Rico?"

-1 what will the Copa Cabana do?

    I'm a hitman, I kill people for money.....
    ..... You're my friend I'll kill you for nothing.
    
    (Italian accent required)

    I'm a 'Mog' (I thought), half man, half dog :'I'm my own best
    friend'...

    Right here in the the but-tocks, sir
    
    				Forrest Gump.

    
    	RE: .321
    
    	"Spaceballs", right?
    

    "It's a G-damn wop, Come out'oh from behind the couch'oh"
    
    (in an italian accent)
    
    True Romance.

    
    Memorably f0unny film scenes:
    
    "Candygram for Mongo!" (Guess)
    
    "I can't bring you anything but love, baby!" (sung by Cary Grant / Kat
    Hepburn in Bringing up Baby)
    
    "This is my friend, Harvey, Harvey I'd like you to meet ..."
    
    "A pookah is a mischevous spirit who flits here and there, hither and
    thither .... and how are you today Mr Wilson?"
    
    (Last two from Harvey with Jimmy Stewart)
    
    
    Add more!
    

Memorably funny TV scenes:

"Now I know why dogs lick their testicles.  It's to get this taste out of
their mouth."  (brit-fi TV series)

"Kryten, no one should ever get a double polaroid over household
appliances."  (same brit-fi series)

"Mongo only pawn in game of life"

    "I'm so-o-o tired"

  "what in the wide, wide world of sports is a goin' on here?"

"Could be raining"

    "BOYZ.....Look what I have here!"  "Hey where'd da white wimmin at?"
    
    Alway crack up when I see the back of the Klansmans outfit with "Have A
    Nice Day" smiley face on the back.
    
    

 "A toll gate? anybody got any dimes?"



 (I don't think I have that quote just right)

    
    "What knockers!"
    

 "no"

"The jig is up!"

re .334

Yeah, but that was the only line in the whole movie.

    Dom Deloise....
    
    OK CUT!!!!!!.....(Mouth on director microphone) WROOOONNG!!! (Smack)
    
    Okay....now watch meeeee....it's so simple......you sissy
    Mary's......GIVE ME THE PLAYBACK...AND.....Watch...me...faggots....
    
    	"Role out your hands...stick out your toosh....
    	 hands on your hips....give em a push.....
    	 you'll be surprised you're doing the French cass'ee..OOOLAAAHH!!"
    
    NOW YOU GOT THAT??????
    
    (YYYYYEESSSSSSS!!!!)
    
    Sounds like steam escaping.... 

    Dom DeLuise
    
    \hth

    --Kevin Spacey's Monologue from "Seven"-- Brad Pitt:(to spacey)Wait a
    minute, I thought all you did was kill innocent people. Kevin Spacey:
    Innocent?Is that supposed to be funny? An obese man, a disgusting man
    who could barely stand up, a man who if you saw him on the street you'd
    point him out to your friends so that they could join you in mocking
    him, a man who if you saw him while you were eating you wouldn't be
    able to finish your meal. And after him I picked the lawyer and you
    both must have secretly been thanking me for that one.This is a man who
    dedicated his life to making money by lying with every breath that he
    could muster.Keeping murderers and rapists on the streets.A woman, A
    WOMAN, so ugly on the inside that she couldn't bear to go on living if
    she couldn't be beautiful on the outside. A, a drug dealer, a
    drug-dealing petterast actually. And let's not forget the disease
    spreading whore. Only in a world this ****** could you even try to say
    that these were innocent people and keep a straight face... 

    pederast /hth

    Don't tell me, tell http://home.aol.com/JVendiola

"It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of 
cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses..."     "Hit it."
	

"Urine! Take him away"

"Let me know if his condition changes. He's dead."

    "(POW!) Welcome to Earth!"

    "Hit me"
    
    "Ow"

RE:             <<< Note 70.337 by COVERT::COVERT "John R. Covert" >>>

>re .334

>Yeah, but that was the only line in the whole movie.


  But, it was memorable!

         No, ya clown, that was from "Full Metal Jacket". 

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    "I am already in a world of shit."
    
    Platoon

    .333
    
    >>> "What knockers!"
    				- Gene Wilder
    
    "Thank you"
    				- Terri Garr
    
    Great film
    

    Hey....what happened to your hump??
    
    What hump??

Walk this way...

    "You are using Bonetti's defense against me, huh?"
    I thought it fitting, considering the rocky terrain.
    "Naturally. You must expect me to attack with Cappo Fairro."
    Naturally. But I find that Tibault cancels out Cappo Fairro. Don't you?
    "Unless his enemy has studied his A'Glippa. Which I have."
    
    You fell victim to one of the classic blunders. The most famous is
    never get involved in a land war in Asia. But only slightly less well known
    is this: Never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line.
    
    Your friend is just mostly dead. There's a big difference between
    mostly dead and all dead. With all dead, there's usually only one thing you
    can do. Go through their clothes and look for loose change
    
    
    

    Dread Pirate Roberts: Really. In that case, I challenge you to a battle
    of wits.
    
    Vizzini: For the princess? *Pirate nods* To the death? *Pirate nods* I
    accept. 
    
    Dread Pirate Roberts: Good. Then pour the wine. Inhale this, but do not
    touch.
    
    Vizzini: I smell nothing. 
    
    Dread Pirate Roberts: What you do not smell is called iocane powder. It
    iodorless, tasteless, dissolves instantly in liquid, and is among the 
    more deadly poisons known to man.
    
    Vizzini: Hmmmm.
    
    Dread Pirate Roberts: *mixes the cups* All right. Where is the poison?
    The battle of wits has begun. It ends when you decide and we both drink,
     and find out who is right....and who is dead.
    
    Vizzini: But it's so simple. All I have to do is divine from what I
    know of you. Are you the sort of man who would put the poison into his 
    own goblet or his enemy's? Now, a clever man would put the poison into 
    his own goblet, because he would know that only a great fool would
    reach for what he was given. I am not a great fool, so I can clearly
    not choose the wine in front of you. But you must have known I was not
    a great fool, you would have counted on it, so I can clearly not choose 
    the wine in front of me.
    
    Dread Pirate Roberts: You've made your decision then?
    
    Vizzini: Not remotely. Because iocane comes from Australia, as everyone
    knows, and Australia is entirely peopled with criminals, and criminals 
    are used to having people not trust them, as you are not trusted by me, 
    so I can clearly  not choose the wine in front of you.
    
    Dread Pirate Roberts: Truly, you have a dizzying intellect. 
    
    Vizzini: WAIT TILL I GET GOING! Where was I?
    
    Dread Pirate Roberts: Australia.
    
    Vizzini: Yes, Australia. And you must have suspected I would know the
    powder's origin, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of me.
    
    Dread Pirate Roberts: You're just stalling now.
    
    Vizzini: You'd like to think that, wouldn't you? You've beaten my
    giant, which means you're exceptionally strong, so you could've put the 
    poison in your own goblet, trusting on your strength to save you, so I 
    can clearly not choose the wine in front of you. But, you've also
    bested my Spaniard, which means you must have studied, and in studying
    you must have learned that man is mortal, so you would have put the 
    poison as far from yourself as possible, so I can clearly not choose 
    the wine in front of me.
    
    Dread Pirate Roberts: You're trying to trick me into giving away
    something. It won't work.
    
    Vizzini: IT HAS WORKED! YOU'VE GIVEN EVERYTHING AWAY! I KNOW WHERE THE
    POISON IS! 
    
    Dread Pirate Roberts:Then make your choice.
    
    Vizzini: I will, and I choose--What in the world can that be? 
    
    Dread Pirate Roberts: What? Where? I don't see anything. 
    
    Vizzini: Well, I-I could have sworn I saw something. No matter.
    
    Dread Pirate Roberts: What's so funny?
    
    Vizzini: I'll tell you in a minute. First, let's drink. Me from my
    glass, and you from yours. *they drink*
    
    Dread Pirate Roberts: You guessed wrong.
    
    Vizzini: You only *think* I guessed wrong! That's what's so funny! I
    switched glasses when your back was turned! Ha ha! You fool! You fell 
    victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous is never get 
    involved in a land war in Asia, but only slightly less well-known is this:
    never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line!! 
    Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!
    Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!! Ha ha ha-- *falls over dead*
    
    Buttercup: Who are you?
    
    Dread Pirate Roberts: I'm no one to be trifled with. That is all you
    ever need know.
    
    Buttercup: And to think, all that time it was your cup that was
    poisoned.
    
    Dread Pirate Roberts: They were both poisoned. I spent the last few
    years building up an immunity to iocane powder.

  .356  i love Mandy in that.

  and i met Wallace Shawn once.  he looked like a normal
  person.

    
    	RE: .357
    
    	That was a great scene.
    

    somebody actually typed the *entire* script into a web page
    
    http://web.mit.edu/mitcbf/www/princess_bride.html
    
    
    Wonder what the copyright infringements are?

That movie marked the beginning of my years-long "lust from afar" admiration
of Mandy.

	"Unusual weather we're havin', ain't it?"

    Wizard of Oz?

   .364  yuppa.

    Yup, as they wake from the field of poppies.
    

    the lion says it.

There's a line something like that in an Peter Weir's film "The Last Wave."

 "How many fingers?"

 "Thoisday"

    (Sheriff Bart to Waco Kid) "Well raise my rent---you are the kid."

    (Campfire--gas--scene--cowboy says) "How bout some more beans, Mister
    Taggart?(Taggart) "I'd say you had enough."

    (Waco Kid consoling Sheriff Bart) "What did you expect? Welcome
    sonny--make yourself at home--marry my daughter? These are just simple
    farmers--these are people of the land the common clay of the west---you
    know---morons."

    (Bart putting on guns to go after Mongo--Waco Kid says) "No, no, don't
    do that. If you shoot him you'll just make him mad."

    (Sheriff Bart to Klan members) "Hey, where da white women at?"

  "We called him Mother Superior on account of the length of
  his habit."

     (Hedley Lamar & Gov. Le Petamane interacting to close meeting)
    
    HL: Meeting is adjourned...oh I am sorry sir, I didn't mean to overstep
    my bounds-
    you say that--
    Gov: What?
    
    HL: Meeting is adjourned
    
    Gov: It is?
    
    HL: No! You say that, governor
    
    Gov: What?
    
    HL: Meeting is adjourned
    
    Gov: It is?

    Chain gang to Sheriff Bart:
    
    "They said you was hung!"
    
    Bart: "Well, they was right!"

    Bart to the townsfolk "scuse me while i whip this out"

 "what in the wide, wide world of sports is a' goin' on here?"

    "Gee, Mr. Lamar, you use your tongue prettier'n a $5 whore!"

    Bunny: (Dom Deloise)
    
    O-kay.....Now watch meee......it's so SIMPLE......You sissy
    Marys......GIMME THE PALYBACK.....And....watch..me..faggots....

    From Red Dwarf:
    
    Cat: "Why not raise our defensive shields?"
    
    Kryten: "A superlative suggestion sir, with only two drawbacks: one, we
    don't have any defensive shields and two, we don't have any defensive
    shields. I know that, technically, that's only one drawback, but it was
    such a big one I thought I'd mention it twice."

    
    	"One move and the n***** gets it."
    

    hold it men...I think he means it.

    baby, you are sooo talented, and they're so dumb.

    
    
    "I'd like to go straight to the injection of hard drugs please."
    
    

    
    Coupla favourite scenes:
    
                 "All I'm trying to do, Mark, is help you
                 understand that The Name of the Rose is
                 merely a blip on an otherwise uninterrupted
                 downward trajectory"
    
    
    "Do you find that this approach usually works, or,let me guess, you've
    never tried it before.  In fact, you don't normally approach girls, am I 
    right? The truth is that you're a quiet, sensitive type but
    if I'm prepared to take a chance I might just get to know the inner
    you: witty, adventurous, passionate, loving, loyal, a little bit crazy, a
    little bit bad, but, hey, don't us girls just love that?"