Conference back40::soapbox

    There are no insider trading laws in the commodity markets.

    
    I learned how to spell dilemma.

  The Founders were concerned with women's rights.

    I thought the Founders were shape shifters.

    
    that Comp USA just bought PC Complete yesterday.

	i think it's PCs Compleat.

    <--- Jay, you are correct

	a rarity, mark.   ;-)
	

    Commodities?  Does that include options?  

    Not stock options, if that's what you mean. The SEC controls them, just
    like regular stocks. But those things under the control of the CFTC
    (Commodities Futures Trading Commission) are not subjected to insider 
    trading control.

    Damn! :-)  

    Make yourself a friend like Jim Blair or Robert Bone.

    getting  old sucked so badly..

    Recent observation: Men can coil up long cords or cables a lot better
    than women. When faced with the challenge of organizing, say, a 50-foot
    extension cord, like one of those orange suckers, I have tried throughout 
    my life to complete this seemingly simple task in what seemed to be a
    straightforward, logical manner: wind it back and forth a bunch of
    times and wrap the excess around the middle, swearing passionately
    all the while. This has never yet worked.
    
    The thing always flops all over, looks terrible, and soon falls apart.
    I hand this same cord to my husband, and--poof! Within seconds, it has
    become a neat, perfectly-coiled engineering marvel.
    
    I always thought this was due to some neuronal deficiency on my part,
    until I cleaned up a lab with some men and some women. Amazingly, the
    pattern held true. The cables the men cleaned up were perfect little
    loops, while the womens' were chaotic masses.
    
    Check it out. Do a little experiment on some unsuspecting victims
    and you will see. Any guesses why?

    Because the women aren't untwisting the cords as the roll them up.

When my wife coils an extension cord or a mooring line she wraps it
between her left hand and her left elbow, winding it vigorously with her
right hand. Whatever she's coiling gets *twisted backwards* with every
wrap she takes.

When I coil a line, I use my left hand to hold the coils I'm forming with
my right hand. I *twist the line to the right*, one turn for each loop of
the coil I'm gathering. The coil then lays neatly in my left hand. It
took a Boatswain's Mate about sixty seconds to teach me the trick. The
length that would go into the last two coils is used to wrap the whole
coil, and the bitter end is tucked into one wrap. 

Men don't tell women about this because it makes us look good, and we
need all the help we can get.

Don't tell anyone I told you.

Art

    <--- TRAITOR!!!

	My husband does some strange slip knot (?) kind
	of thing when he winds an extension cord - so that he
	can take out only what he needs   - Of course the minute
	I need it - it will becomes one gigantic knot!!

Pat

    .3
    
    they were?  i didn't know that.

    .19 
    Sure, they invented foundation garments.

    and then there's the right to bear.
    and bear.  and bear.

      the federal govt. deceived me (and most everyone else) into
      being subjects to them all the while our founding fathers
      formed a nation wherein I was meant to be a sovereign.
    
      I'm still blown away!!!!

      I think the reason is that men's arms are (generally) longer
      and stronger and its easier to retain that nice coil as you 
      are wrapping it around.
    
      Another thing I learned a few years ago is that I am an alpha
      thinker which means my mind is essentially all the way on or
      all the way off and it is a burden getting it turned on when 
      its off.  When I read Art's explanation, I almost immediately
      drifted into a zone wherein I was in the midst of the bliss
      of thoughtlessness - and I've been there ever since!!!   :-)
    
      A good example is driving to a place I don't know how to get
      to.  It is very hard for me to make myself learn how to get
      there if someone else is in the car.  If I'm alone, its no
      problem.
    
    						Tony

    A mayfly has a 24 hour life expectancy.  (way too long in my opinion)

    
    But they don't have mouths, so it's not like they can nibble your bumb.
    

    If only mosquitos were like that...

    >A mayfly has a 24 hour life expectancy.  (way too long in my opinion)
    
     Why's that? It's not like a mayfly has ever ruined your day. Unless,
    of course, it had the temerity to hatch with a size and color contrary
    to the flies in your flybox...
    
     Note that black flies, noseeums, gnats and mosquitoes are NOT
    mayflies. Hendricksons, cahills, etc are. /hth

    >A mayfly has a 24 hour life expectancy.  (way too long in my opinion)

    
    Author Terry Pratchett wrote an interesting whim
    about old mayflies talking to young ones saying things like.
    
    "When I was young the sun was in the east."
    
    "And there was a cow in that field."
    
    The old Mayflies were waiting for the Great Trout to carry them to the
    after life.
    

    I recently learned that my job is a piece of merchandise that can
    be sold to another company.  Not a real suprise but a shock
    nevertheless.

    .29
    
    What is your job?

  Paul Tsongas has an identical twin sister.

    
    	Then she's not very attractive in a feminine sort of way, is
    	she?
    

   So it would seem.

Um... How would Paul anyone have an identical twin sister?

Hypotheses:

1) Sis is androgen insensitive XY
2) Paul has hyperactive adrenal glands, XX
3) Someone was altered

   .34  I don't know, Dawn, but I heard it on the radio, so it
	must be true.

    If he has a twin sister, she's a fraternal twin (which means
    she's no more related to him than any other sibling he might
    have from the same two parents.)
    

   .36  no kidding. ;>

    
    	Well, for once, Suzanne is stating the obvious instead of stat-
    	ing the opposite.
    

    the exception proves the rule

    
    In this penultimate case.
    

    Only when the topic is hacked to death with a knife...  :)
    

    
    	Or your 10 typing fingers.
    
    	[Hee hee hee hee  8^)]
    

    
    >> Only when the topic is hacked to death with a knife... :-)
    
    no. only 70% of soapbox readers would agree with this.

    69% of the people surveyed said 4 out of 5 dentists think
    53% of all statistics are bull-kaka. 

    .38 Why this could be entered into 'Things to Wonder About'.;)

  - There is no such thing as unbiased.
  - The pendulum swings.
  - I perpetuate sound bites (and so do you, so don't try to
    look so innocent).

You learn fast!

	- I learn fast.

    An identical twin (which I am one) is a single egg that
    for some reason splits in two.  The DNA material is identical.
    I can give a kidney to my twin, without fear of it being
    rejected by her body.
    
    A fraternal twin are two eggs that are fertilized at the
    same time or around the same time.  The genetic makeup is
    as different as siblings.  Paul Tsongas and his twin were
    lucky enough to have a match.  He is not an identical
    twin.
    
    

   .49  no kidding. ;>

    Well, they're mostly identical though, eh?
    
    same amount of arms, legs, hands, feet. Probably the same amount of
    heads, eyes, ears, nostrils etc.

    paul tsongas does not have an identical twin sister.

    Mostly identical, maybe. Perhaps that's what they meant.

   .52 Oph, yer one-a them thar fast learners too, aintcha?
       Yep, sharp as marbles, we are.
     

    
    	IRDNT:
    
    	di didn't know the difference between an identical twin and
    	a fraternal twin
    
    	the mind boggles
    
    

    .54
    
    ayup.  when i get ma modality in gear,
    t'ain't no stoppin' me.  nope.

    You'd be able to tell them apart by their different speedo swimming
    cozzies.

    
    Oh...speedos...euuu.
    
    8^p
    

  Karen, instead of pointing out my shortcomings, perhaps you
  could explain it to me again.  I get confused right around when
  the egg splits.

    Oh, I hate it when they break my yokes like that. Pisses me right off!

    
    	Hey, I'm sorta blonde.  I don't think I could explain ...
    
    

>     <<< Note 736.53 by POLAR::RICHARDSON "I'm here but I'm really gone" >>>

>    Mostly identical, maybe. Perhaps that's what they meant.

	Actually, it was Warren Ruddman (Rudman? Rudmann? Ruddmann?)
	who said it, and my theory is that he misspake himself, which
	I understand can be quite painful.  

	I thought it was amusing though, because I have no life.

    
	>I thought it was amusing though, because I have no life.
    
    
	Wow, then if I'd heard it I'd probably still be laughing.
    

    
         Do you know how to tell the difference between a male chromosome
    and a female chromosome?
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
        Pull down it's genes....

    y can't you just x them?

    
      I didn't know that!

    a swedish mile is approximately six US miles.

    American Meatballs are very small.

    Shaddap, Meat!

    
    Al Capone was sent to prison for income tax evasion, not murder.

    if you are found guilty of littering in sweden, you serve a 
    jail term.

    There are many jailed dogs in Sweden.

    pooches in the pokey, so to speak.

    
       What restaurant do they serve in?

    
    Today is National Waitron Appreciation Day.
    
    

    i will order a belgian burger for lunch and tip
    generously.

    
       Is tip a type of sauce?

    tip was quite saucy.  those irish guys usually are.

    Hey, hey, HEY!  My lawyers will be in touch.  

    tip o'neill, for peat's sake!

    
        So, your lawyers will be in touch with tip o'neill.?

    >tip o'neill, for peat's sake!
    
     Let's not bog this string down with such oaths...

    
    I can't participate, I'm too swamped!
    

    Whadda buncha bull...

    soddenly, the bull artist appears.

    marsh ado about nothing, if you ask me.

    
    said in a reedy voice

    Hands have sizes.

    > 736.88 by SCASS1::BARBER_A
    
    > don't wear gloves, eh?
    
    

    
    	RE: .88
    
    	Of course they do ... I believe they're measured in "horses".
    

Huh??  Would someone kindly insert a "whoosh" for me?
[Posted by WWW Notes gateway]

Wow, this is fun.  However cumbersome...
[Posted by WWW Notes gateway]

    I know who it is.

    
    	that Glenn is one sharp cookie...
    -
    

    yah.
    
    but how does Glenn crumble?
    
    

    crumblebee tuna!

    Rangler Jane (Melody Patterson) from FTroop was only 16 years old.  She
    lied about her age when they screened her for the part.

that would mean Wilton Parmenter was a pervert and
a dope :-)

"Dobbs, I'm warning you!"

    
			  (__)
                          DUH!
                   /-------\/ 
                  / |     || \ 
                 *  ||W---|| I didn't know I would get this SNARF! 
                    ~~    ~~  

    

  ... some people are dumber than dishwater.

    
    ...that I'm out of my mind.

    Madonna and her ex Dennis Rodman
    
    WERE EVER A COUPLE...WHEN TRASHY DETAILS PLEASE :-)

    <---- that makes my head hurt!   8*)

	Nancy, they did have sex together, and they did hang out a lot for a
while, and they have a lot in common. But were they ever a couple, well... I
really don't know for sure. I suppose if I had watched the Dennis Rodman in a
feather boa interview that Stone Phillips did, I might know this answer! :-)


Glen

    Hey, soapbox wakeup.
    
    -BG

    Go to bed
    
    

    Can't there's still things to see and people to do.
    
    -BG
    

    Apple is going down the tubes.  I worked in the Fountain plant in CO
    and they just sold it SCI.
    -BG

    
    I did not know that directionals were sold as an option rather than
    standard equipment on cars and that many people decide against
    purchasing them.
    
    

re .110:

Cars all have them, it's just that they aren't used.  You see, in Mass.
use of directionals is considered treason - giving information to the enemy.

	Deb, are these special directionals or something? 

    here in Colorado it's a different problem with directionals.
    
    85% cars are equipped with them, but the driver is charged $100 every
    time they use them.
    
    for the remaining 15% of the drivers, replacement parts cost on the
    average of $1 million, so when they break (usually the day the new car
    is picked up) they stay broke.
    
    

    >I did not know that directionals were sold as an option rather than
    >standard equipment on cars and that many people decide against
    >purchasing them.
    
     When you first register your car in MA and you take the car to be
    inspected, the mechanic disables the external lamps so it looks to the
    driver as if s/he's using the directionals without violating the rule
    against using them.

    
    Oh HO!
    
    8^)
    
    

    
       Oh I get it! When I see someones right directional flashing, and
    they take a left, it was all a dillusion on my part!   8*))))

    .109
    
    > Apple is going down the tubes.
    
    Wrong.  Apple is doing what Digital did to save the company's butt. 
    Among the measures being taken is trimming to get rid of things Apple
    doesn't think it's good at.  The difference is that Apple will have
    done it in a quarter the time, with a quarter the pain.
    
    I suggest you buy a copy of MacWORLD magazine and read David Pogue's
    column.

    
    <---- the most reverand macintosh has spoken. Let it be written, let it
    be done.

    .118
    
    That's "So let it be written, so let it be done."
    
    \hth

    
    <hangs head in shame>

In 1898, fourteen years before the Titanic sailed into history, Morgan
Robertson wrote a novella entitled "Futility." The subject was a super
ocean liner that was remarkably close to the Titanic in size (800 feet
versus 882; 70,000 tons versus 66,000) and lush appointments.  Like the
Titanic, it struck an iceberg on a cold April night and sank, with a huge
loss of life ("rich, complacent people") because there weren't enough
lifeboats. Robertson named his fictional ship "Titan."

Robertson also wrote a story about a December Sunday morning surprise
attack on Pearl Harbor by an Asian navy - note that he was writing in the
1900 time frame.

He also wrote about bombs that were "sun-like" and incinerated everything
within a mile of the drop point.

...this gives me goose bumps...

Art

    Re .121
    
    Hmm, and what was his Fourth book ?  

    Probably "A View From A Casket". The perspective of life from the grave.

    
    	I didn't know that the doctah's notes make him seem like
    	a dim bulb.
    
    

   .124  That came as a surprise to me, as well.

    
    	Does this mean we're even dimmer bulbs for not noticing ?
    

   .126  Our filaments are somewhat suspect, apparently.

    
    	Yes, and broken bulbs if we also agree with anything he says.
    

    I didn't think he was particular dim either.  Hmm, must have
    been the Irish mist.....
    

    Yes, Irish mist tends to cloud one's judgement.  

    One must consider the electrician who's doing the analysis
    on the bulb ...

    all my bulbs came up this year!

    Hope they're brighter then the Doctah.
    

    Apparently it doesn't take much.

    Oh, hang on.  I'm still wearing my welding mask.  Arrrrrrrgh! The
    light, it burrrrrrrnnnnnnnnnnnnns.........

    > 736.132 by LANDO::OLIVER_B
    
    > all my bulbs came up this year!
    
    And they'll be gone in a flash!

    
    idkt: penguins are not to be found in alaska...not even in the arctic
    circle.
    
    color me bummed.
    
    

    Wrong end of the earth. Note that polar bears are not found in
    antarctica (to further burst your bubble.)

You mean Walter Lance lied?!  Gasp!

No, southern hemisphere only critter.

There is, however, a species of penguin that lives in a subtropical area,
however...

    Jeeez, you wouldn't believe the amount of people that think penguins
    infest Canada.

Most nuns wear mufti these days.

    
    actually, i wasn't concerned that polar bears were or were not in
    antacrtica...i am more concerned about them being in alaska.  don't
    want andy to have any excuse for not bringing me one home.
    
    
    :>
    

    re: .137
    
    	The Northern Hemisphere's match for the penguin is (was) the
    	Great Auk. I think only in the Atlantic though, and (alas)
    	extinct for the last 100 years or so...
    
    			Robert.
    

    
        The season is over in Pittsburgh.
    
        bb

    The penguin/polar bear lesson was posted many many many replies ago. 
    

    
    	I don't remember what I had for supper last night ... how am I
    	[or anybody else] supposed to remember THAT far back?
    

    
    polar bears have no natural enemies that I'm aware of. They also can
    be quite nasty and vicious. They do however, make for a good Coca-Cola
    commercial.

    >  The penguin/polar bear lesson was posted many many many replies ago.
    
    AR alert! AR alert!

| <<< Note 736.148 by ACISS1::BATTIS "Chicago Bulls-1996 world champs" >>>


| polar bears have no natural enemies that I'm aware of. They also can be quite 
| nasty and vicious. They do however, make for a good Coca-Cola commercial.

	The polar bear has a swelled head. You see, they belong to Polar, not
coke. So when Polar and Coke were fighting over the rights to them, Polar won.
But the polar bear made a ton of money. This explains why they can be quite
nasty and vicious.... money does that to you...

    Now Alaska also has to bear a Pole. 
    

    
    actually, the way i remember it was that polar (the company) was suing 
    coke for using a polar bear in its commercials, and coke won.  hence, 
    all the polar bears drinking coke.
    
    and tho i think they are cuter, the polar bears belong to polar (imo).
    
    

    The suit was over the rights to use the bear.  Polar had a commercial
    that depicted a bear tossing a Coke can and picking up a Polar can. 
    Coke won the suit to have POlar stop with the ads.  Polar won the
    rights to the bear. 

	But at least the bear threw the coke can in the trash. Polar bears are
such clean animals. They make Al Gore proud!

    
    sorry, bri, you are right...forgot about the polar polar tossing a coke
    can in the can.  but anyhoo, if polar won the rights to the bear, then
    why did we have all those cute coke bear commercials this winter????
    
    

    Polar won the rights to use the bear in their commercials as it is and
    has been their corporate symbol forever but they are not exclusive.  Coke
    also has rights to use a polar bear as long as it is not the Polar,
    polar bear or something like that.  
    
    

    over 200 seminole indians in Florida committed suicide at the very
    place the Valujet crashed in 1849 or thereabouts.

I didn't know Valujet was around in 1849.

    Their planes are about that old.

>    over 200 seminole indians in Florida committed suicide at the very
>    place the Valujet crashed in 1849 or thereabouts.

I think we got us another Weekly World News reader, here...

    It's those darn headlines as your standing in line at the grocery
    store.  You saw it too?
    
    

    
    
    	Yup......  I saw that one too when I was in line the other
    	day.
    

Not only saw it but bought it.

I find the WWN perfect reading while working on a tan. It's that season,
dontcha know...

TTom

    Tell me, Tom... what did it say then?

I'll post a report Monday after I finally get around to reading it.

All this scheduling and resposibilities is starting to take some of the
fun outta tanning :=]

    >The suit was over the rights to use the bear.  Polar had a commercial
    >that depicted a bear tossing a Coke can and picking up a Polar can. 
    >Coke won the suit to have POlar stop with the ads.  Polar won the
    >rights to the bear. 
    
     This is the closest description of the actual situation.
    
     Coke had polar bears. Polar had polar bears. Coke sued to get Polar to
    stop using polar bears in their commercials (typical corporate
    bullying). In response, Polar made a commercial that showed a polar
    bear tossing a red can (with white lettering) and drinking a can of
    Polar soda (this was after the original suit had been filed but before
    it had been adjudicated.) This sent Coke into a tizzy. Eventually it
    was decided that Polar had the right to use polar bears in their
    commercials, as did Coke, but Polar stopped showing the bear tossing
    the coke can. (I don't think they were actually enjoined from doing so,
    but they didn't want to spend money in a courtroom to decide whether
    they could do so when the only reason they did it in the first place
    was to thumb their noses at Coke.)

    
    I've never heard of Polar soda before. Is it an eastern brand only??

    
    I drink Polar seltzer.  I've never seen it other than in this area.
    

    Polar is a regional brand and private label bottler.  They bottle RC
    Cola, Orange Crush (I think) and a few other national brands not
    affiliated with Pepsico or Coca Cola.  They have the Polar label and 
    recently acquired Adirondack, another regional brand.  I don't care for
    their products but that's all Wachusett Mountain will serve as the owners 
    (Crowley family) also own Polar.  
    
    Brian

    
    
    	I don't care for Polar soda either but I"m glad they won against
    	coke.
    
    	Imagine telling a company that's had a polar bear on their soda
    	products for YEARS that they have to stop using it cuz Coke
    	wants to use it.
    
    	EEsh.
    

    Coke has a long and undistinguished history of beating up on little
    folk.  They also prevented a vintner from using his family name on his
    small estate label.  They claimed they won the rights to the name when
    they bought the larger more well known "vineyard".  

re .172:

My brother boycotted Coke for years over this.  He went to Cornell, and
the story was a local issue in that area.

    
    You must be talking about Walter S.
    
    								-mr. bill

Walter S. <smudge> to be specific.

    Yup, Walter S. of Bully Hill infamy.  Toured the winery on a few
    occasions.  Liked the bohemian style the place had.  Many of those
    bottles with the magic marker covering the last name are worth quite a
    bit of money to collectors.  We tried to get to the ox roast one year
    but never actually made it.  Some of their stuff was quite drinkable
    imo.  
    
    Brian

    The New Hampshire motor vehicle database is available on CD for $99
    from Worldwide Information, 800-870-5969.  The next release is in a
    couple of weeks.  The driver license database is not yet available from
    them but is in the works.  The motor vehicle database does include
    personal information on the owners, including data of birth, address,
    and so on.
    
    Information from other states is also available.
    
    
    				-- edp
    

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    live free or drive!

    re Coke: Locally a couple of weeks ago, there was the Olympic tourch
    relay that crossed our beloved state of NH. And there were allot of
    folks hawking the Coke bottles and goodies. I was told that Coke told
    the local street venders that you could not get a city license to
    peddle hotdogs and etc if you were not peddling Coke. The venders were
    paying a $200++ license for one night.
    
    I bought a Coke from the local NHS booth, and won a free bottle of
    Coke. Went back to the locals to collect and was told that they were a
    charitable org and refused to honnor the free Coke!! So, looks like I
    have become a Pepsi drinker too!:)
    
    

    idkt:  hurricane names are recycled.  the national hurricane center has
    6 different lists, and they are alternately used.  bummer...i was so
    looking forward to hurricane raquel...
    
    %^<
    
    

    
    	Hoo boy, there's some good material to work with in the previous
    	note, but Personnel has no complaints on file related to me and
    	I'd like to keep it that way.
    
    	8^)
    

re .181:

The names of "famous" (destructive) hurricanes are retired and not used again.

    
    yep...hugo and andrew, for example.  
    
    

    The top earners are Jews, Japanese, Chinese, Irish, Asian Indians, and
    Italians.  White Anglo-Saxon Protestants are only average.  (The bottom
    are Hispanics, American Indians, and blacks.)
    
    
    				-- edp
    
    
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Hillbillies bring down the WASP average.

    
    tdkt:  jim s and m-m are mods of the classified file...
    
    
    
    hi!
    

    
    	Makes my day, I'll tell you.  8^)
    
    	And BTW, Andy K. was a mod in there also.
    

    
    	scary stuff eh kids? :)
    
    

    
    i knew andy was...
    
    

     Canada is a small country.

    28,000,000 is small.

    
    >28,000,000 is small.
    
    Not compared to, say, 697.
    
    

    Alrightythen!

    Canada is one farging huge country of overly sensitive snotty nosed cry
    babies!

    
      Not only that, but some of them can run fast for short distances,
     when on drugs.
    
      bb

   .195   aagagagagagag.

        there you go. re-opening old wounds.

    i knew that jonson was on drugs.  no one runs that fast.
    he left carl lewis in the dust (carl _never_ uses drugs).

    
    	Maybe Carl should START using them.  At least he'd be more 	
    	competitive with the Canadians in the future.
    

   .198  she keeps talking about him.  you know.  that guy.

    although carl is getting on in years, i do believe he still 
    has a few more medals to win; and he'll be drugfree when he 
    wins them.

    hahaha.

    Last I heard, Lewis is only doing the long jump this year.
    
    
    Mike
    

    
    <---- Martin is running in the 100.

    
    Ted L. Gunderson, of Las Vegas, got 66 votes in the New Hampshire
    Democratic Presidential Primary.
    
    								-mr. bill

When I began suffering from what looked like extreme sunburn on both arms
last weekend, and I had NOT been in the sun, I called my arc welding
mentor.  He informed me that yes, the arc produced by arc welders emits
very strong UV.

I didn't know that. I thought it was just an intense heat and light. I
thought I was just toughing out the occasional flying slag that made it
past my leather gauntlets. Now I gotta find my Northern Hydraulics
catalog, where they sell leather welder's shirts.

Art

> When I began suffering from what looked like extreme sunburn on both arms
> last weekend, and I had NOT been in the sun, I called my arc welding
> mentor.  He informed me that yes, the arc produced by arc welders emits
> very strong UV.
    
    Yes, indeed... my father worked as a welder all his life, and he'd
    frequently tell me stories about what "fun" it was to be a welder.
    He always wore long-sleeved heavy-cloth work shirts, as protection
    from UV burn and also from flying "sparks" or whatever (the arms of
    his shirts always looked like swiss cheese anyway).
    
    Once in a while, someone in his shop would get what they called
    "flash", which seemed to be some kind of temporary partial blindness
    caused by unexpected exposure to someone else's arc (or your own, I
    guess, if you were inadequately protected).
    
    His descriptions of his job always ended with the moral, "Go to
    school, son".
    
    Chris

    .206
    
    > intense heat and light
    
    UV is light.  It is just in a portion of the spectrum that human eyes
    do not recognize as visible.

    Have welder, get burned...  Both UV and hot steel...
    
    Been there done that, done that, done that...
    
    
    Steve

    Donaven Bailey is the fastest man and Canadian on earth.
    Good for him and us... and them... and...?
    
    Chris 

    Bailey was absolutely astounding; and to think the man didn't start
    concentrating on running until 3 years ago!!  
    
    

    
      But does he take performance enhancing drugs ?
    
      bb

    it is rumored that his girlfriend does.

    Then he's guilty by association!

    snide!

His girlfriend's name is Windy?

  .216  everyone knows that.

    I have no idea if he takes PE drugs.  Bailey is Jamaican by birth;
    he's much taller than some of the other Jamaican runners.  With
    legs as long as his I'd guess he doesn't need drugs.
    
    Besides, he was a winner from the first race he entered; he wasn't
    a ho-hum runner who suddenly sprinted to glory in the Olympics ;-)
    

General Aidid's successor, his eldest son, was in the U.S. Marine Reserves.
He served two stints overseas, including three weeks as an interpreter in
Somalia.  He was sent back to the U.S. because he was deemed a security risk.

 Well, I'll be doggoned!





 Jim

    jack kerouac's real name was Jean-Louis Lebris de Kerouac.

    Makes for a great epitaph:  Le debris de Kerouac
    
    

	I worked with a Jack Kerouac. He said he was related to the real one.
He had a picture of him in his office. They looked like they were twins. But
why name both kids Jack? :-)

    

    They had an off day.

    For the Kerouac impaired, what did he do???
    
    
    Mike
    

    He obviously rode.

    Rode what?  I would guess a pilot, from the debris comment.
    
    
    Mike
    

    
    Mike, if you're seriously asking, he was a beat poet.
    

    Thanks Mz_Deb.  
    
    
    Mike
    

    The Seuss book "I Can Read With My Eyes Shut" has a picture of a sign
    post pointing to Nashua on the last page.  I suspect this to be a
    silent acknowledgement of the influence of Kerouac on Seuss' work. 

        THERE is little or no association between sex and drugs and rock
        'n' roll, according to a study unveiled yesterday to the annual
        meeting of the American Psychological Association in Toronto.

    There is little association between reality and the American
    Psychological Association in Toronto, according to Andy Leslie.

    Rock and Roll was a ghetto term for fornication started by Alan Freed,
    a Cleveland disc Jockey during the early 1950's.
    
    

    R'n'R was a term for fornication long before Alan Freed.

    -1
    
    Correct.  It originated in the lyrics of early blues music.
    

    "Jelly roll" originally, I believe.

    
    I want to thank the young Republican delegate for pointing out that it
    was really really really important for the Republicans to spend quality
    prime time telling the nation where they stood on crime.
    
    								-mr. bill

    
    
    	wild guess here....mr. bill is not a republican?
    
    

    
    <--- I did not know that!

    Well, your grasp of the obvious has always been a little tenuous... :-)

IDKT:  Yeltsin's press secretary is named Sergei Yastrzhembskii.  No clue
as to whether or not he's a bumb (tm).