Conference back40::soapbox

    my name is gene. i've long since burned out the cells that stored my
    last name. and i am a right friendly guy.

    Well at least he's friendly.  The jury is still out on how right he is.
    
    Ken
    

    My name is Jerry. I spend most of my time way left of center.
      

    My name is Nancy and I don't belong here. :-)

    my name is norris and i'm a little right of center.

    my name is bill and i'm an ugly 'murican.

    
    	My name is Joe and I'm uglier than Bill.
    

    
    My name is Mark and I work for Hewlett-Packard now.

    My name is Chip... My cat is MIA

	My name is Jim. I work.....sometimes....

    My name is Ron and lately, I've been forgetting alot...

Hi I'm Mark, call me ME

ME

My name is Joe.  I'm the ugliest of them all.

    Hi, I'm a hunk and my name is Kimball.......*<:o)
    
    I own a mansion and a yacht, and I love to to chase
    wabbits....er........pigeons.......wabbits.........pigeons.......wabbits.

    re.14   What an interesting guy!

 I didn't introduce myself in the last box and I'm not going to do it
 in this one..



Jim

    
    
      RE .13    I think I got you beat!!
    
    
    
       anyway my name is Lee Geibel from the rochester NY office.
    
    
                                                                   Lee
    

	Hi my name is Geoff and I am the Box Jester.

	The biggest mistake you can make is take
me serious, unless I respond to a serious topic in which
case you will know I have lost it and need a good slap from Terrie.

	Let the fun begin......%^)

Riding very high on the left-hand side of this see-saw,

Tom (wheez)

    
    I'm Kristin Ferris-Brennan and I'm a mostly read only 
    kinda gal, but sometimes I give a reply or two.
    
    I'm (we're) expecting my first baby in January and we 
    are VERY excited!!!  *8^)
    
    And I'm a member of the "X-Generation".  *;^)
    
    /kristin
    
     

re: .16

Thanks!

    
    My name's Andy and sometimes I sits and thinks... and sometimes I just
    sits...

	I'm Glen, and I so happy everyone calls me gay!

    MadMike.  Live up in the mountains.  racer, gunner, computer guy.
    Married with kid(s).  Generally an all around nice guy.
    

    <-----and studmuffin, you forgot studmuffin :-)

    
    
    	re: Glen
    
    
    	bwaaaaaaaahahahahahaha! :*) good one... :*)
    
    
    

    My name is Tom
    
    STILL.

I'm Chris, a fat, ugly, lager swilling hooligan.  I work in Welwyn, doing
things to Unix systems.  Well, for another week, then we get kicked out,
so I'll be `working' from home.

I support Bishop's Stortford FC who are the world's greatest football team
and I'd run down anyone who sez they're not but I don't want my car getting
dirty.  And I dig Led Zep, Hawkwind and Floyd, man.

Chris.

I am Joanne.  I'm in metamorphosis from moderately liberal to
turning-more-conservative-every-day.  (<---- Direct effect of
14+ years at DEC [7 of 'em in Human Resources function] and
being mom to a 7-year-old.)

I works at Hudson semiconductor plant, also known as Mecca.

I *am* a fishing widow.

j.

    Hi, I'm -steve.  I am the box's own FF.  It is my goal to educate the
    unwashed masses on the original intent of the Constitution.

    Greetings:
    
    Jack Martin, member of the Technical Consulting Center.  Devoting my
    life to the promotion of the Constitution.  General objective - To help
    blot out whining, victimization sociopaths, etc.
    
    -Jack

	Constitution ??, what constitution ??, we have one.....

	Wow.............well blow me down......%^)

	Jack, you must work like a fireman who's fighting a forest fire. You
stop the whinning with a whinning wall! :-)

    My name is Glenn. I live in Canada. I apparently say words like "out"
    and "about" in a strange way. I do occasionally say "eh". I get to
    drink good beer. I do whirly twirlies when time permits.

    Glenn

    My name is Mary-Michael.  I work for USG.  
    My cats are Red, Belle, Mips, Rocky and Moki
    My ferrets are Cleo and Jenny
    My fish don't have names, they die too often
    
    Musician, antique dealer, collector of religions
    
    Democrat. Own and shoot guns.  Drive very large
    pickup truck.  Practice common sense politics 
    most of the time.  Drink beer, but not very often.
    
     

    if you know me, no introduction needed.
    
    if not, tough noogies.

    My name is Marty, I am tired most of the time because my three-week old
    son has his nights and days mixed up.  What is the X generation? My
    attention span is so short, I forgot.

I'm Scott... one of those rabid right wingers. I have a wife (Susan),
a son (Scott Jr., 13.5 months), and we're expecting our 2nd little one
in May. Also have a cat, named Garfield, who is fat, orange, and lazy.
We named him perfectly.

I like to tease the looney left in the box.

/Scott

p.s. like .21, I'm also a member of the x-generation.

I'm Brian Wight.  Mostly a read only noter. What notes I do enter usually
get torched by JMARTIN (Just kidding).   I work up here ASO.  At least until 
we are told that we are working for ( INSERT COMPANY NAME HERE).  I have worked
for DEC for 13 years. I am married have 2 kids. Favorite notes:
Things to hate, Things to like, about anything Gene replies to.

    I'm Karen.  Work for 800-DEC-SALE @ ALF.  I've worked for DEC for 15
    years (was married to it for 13 prior to that).  I am now blissfully
    single :-)  My 3 kids are furry with four legs, Bonkers, Buffy &
    Buttons.
    
    My heroes are EC, General "Bubba" Beeler and Gene Haag.
    
    

    Another Brian here; -b in the 'box. As far right as you can go on some
    things, as far left as you can go on others. Believe that moderation
    sucks, except when it comes to children, in which case I've only
    fathered two... that I'll admit to. Like loud things: guns, bass
    guitars, church organs and golf pants. Live for Monty Python. Like bars
    where people piss on the floor and beat each other up. Drink scotch
    whiskey, read Aliester Crowley and Anne Rice and once a year roam about
    in a kilt playing a bagpipe.
    
    -b

    
    .37
    
    you have a federal license fer that religion collection you got there?

   >> read Aliester Crowley and Anne Rice
    
    Charming...remind me to get you the Manson Family Christmas album this
    year.
    
    For those of you unaware, Aliester Crowley renamed himself The Beast -
    666.  He wrote a book called Magic which is what I would call "The
    bible" for good prescribed Satan worship.  I heard that he killed his
    whole immediate family and Aliester is on the cover of the Sgt. Pepper
    album.  He is the hideous bald guy on the top left part of the cover.
    
    But who is Anne Rice?
    
    -Jack

I don't think I'll ever forget my introduction to the last box (about 4 
months ago) Phewwww.... that test of Gene's gave me the heeby-jeebies. For 
any new readers, I'm Chris(tine) Butkovich, stationed in Toronto but hoping 
to get back to Australia someday.  My career with mother Dec started at the 
Sydney office from Sept 90-April 91 and I still daydream about my 15 months 
backpacking through the South Pacific almost every day! I guess I can't be 
considered a box virgin any longer eh!?
                                  ^^^^^
   				it's the Canadian in my coming out!

    >For those of you unaware, Aliester Crowley renamed himself The Beast -
    >666.  He wrote a book called Magic which is what I would call "The
    >bible" for good prescribed Satan worship.
    
    Add yourself to the list of unaware. The name of the book you refer
    to is "Magick in Theory in Practice", it has absolutely nothing to do
    with Satanism (and don't tell me that it has, since you don't even know
    the bloody title), and it's not the most interesting of his works which
    include novels, humor books and a magazine called the Equinox.. and I
    never said I believed any of it. I just read it. I also read Gurdjieff,
    Ouspensky, C.S. Lewis, and the Bible. Fortunately, I don't buy any
    of it.
    
    As for Anne Rice... she writes books about vampires and books of erotic
    poetry. The first of her vampire books -- Interview With A Vampire --
    was just released as a motion picture. My personal favorite was the book
    "Queen of the Damned".
    
    -b

Note 19.43 by DECLNE::REESE
    
    >>My heroes are EC, General "Bubba" Beeler and Gene Haag.
    
    obviously a well educated, well-heeled wimmins of fine distinction.
    

Note 19.42 by BORON5::WIGHT
    
>for DEC for 13 years. I am married have 2 kids. Favorite notes:
>Things to hate, Things to like, about anything Gene replies to.

    this is good. you chose well. generalisimo bubba and the late lt. gen.
    cookster would be proud of you.

  >>  Add yourself to the list of unaware. The name of the book you refer
  >>  to is "Magick in Theory in Practice", it has absolutely nothing to
  >>  do with Satanism (and don't tell me that it has, since you don't even
  >>  know the bloody title), and it's not the most interesting of his works
  >>  which include novels, humor books and a magazine called the Equinox..
    
    "Let the exempt edempt themselves as saidforth the following...
    A. Let them learn to walk backwards
    B. Let them learn to read and write backwards.
    C. Let them, if convenient, watch cinemagraphic movies and listen to 
       phonographic records backwards..."   Page and chapter not available. 
    
    I know alittle something about this.  The practices above are
    prescribed for good Satan Worshippers.  It is corroberated with Anton
    Lavays Satanic Bible and the book of Shadows which is an offset of the
    Satanic Bible.
    
    Jimmy Page is an owner of the largest occult bookstore in England which
    was once owned by Aliester Crowley.  
    
    -Jack

    Yo! I`m mainly read only,apart from the occaisonal sarcastic remark.
    
    I used to write a lot more,but I just can`t be bothered these days.
    
    
    

    
    My name is Mark and I'm the ugliest of all.

    
    
    	I'm JJ...been here 7 years as of 2 days ago.  Work in
    	ZKO
    
    	Owned by three furry critters of the feline persuasion,
    	Audrey, Sasha and Chloe.
    
    	Am told quite often that I dress up too much to be working
    	here at the "country club"
    
    

   >>     Yo! I`m mainly read only,apart from the occaisonal sarcastic
   >>      remark.
    
   >>     I used to write a lot more,but I just can`t be bothered these days.
    
    Cooks...go back to your beer!

    >"Let the exempt edempt themselves as saidforth the following...
    >A. Let them learn to walk backwards
    >B. Let them learn to read and write backwards.
    >C. Let them, if convenient, watch cinemagraphic movies and listen to 
    >   phonographic records backwards..."   Page and chapter not available. 
    
    Because Anton Svendor Lavey picked up on it does not make it Satanic.
    Also, Page was *formerly* the owner of Aliester Crowley's mansion, not
    a bookstore. He brought it solely because he knew it would get people's
    goats, not because he believed in anything related to AC (this is
    from JP's interview a few years ago in Musician Magazine.)
    
    Much the same reason I read AC's books.
    
    I realize a good healthy fear of AC is part of fundy indoctrination,
    but that doesn't mean it has anything to do with reality...
    
    -b

    Fundie has nothing to do with it.  Page WAS a follower of Aliester
    Crowley and alot of Satan worshipers are followers of same.
    
    -Jack

    re: .57
    
    Down, Fang! Down! I read AC as well. And I read the Bible.
    And I have eight bookcases in my house, most of which are
    full of various occult texts and tarot card decks and divination
    systems (75 to be exact, antique and modern), volumes on ancient 
    history, paganism and early Christianity.  I also collect crucifixes, 
    rosary beads, and have two "Extremunction" kits from the turn of the 
    century.  Some of us just find it religion in all forms interesting, 
    that's all.  You do not walk into my house and feel like you're 
    visiting the Addams Family.  The local animal shelter, perhaps, but
    not the Addams Family.
    
    Mary-Michael 

Note 19.54 by GOOEY::JUDY 
    
    	>Owned by three furry critters of the feline persuasion,
    	>Audrey, Sasha and Chloe.
    
    damned unfortunate problem. i'd be glad to rectify it for ya.

    
    
    	Thanks Haag but no thanks.....  
    

    
    - acp
    
    Disciple of Edward Abbey, Peter Gabriel, and a real wag !

You don't want to know who I am.

    Propellerhead.  Very occasional 'BoxDenizen.  Dubbed "'BoxRebbe" by the
    late & lamented General Beuregard "Bubba" Beeler.  (It was a field
    promotion.)
    
    I try not to look at the long distinguished list of ExBoxers.
    

    Since it appears to be free introduction time without fear of having to
    pass the infamous Haag test which I'd fail miserably because I'm far too
    left of center, I'm Jim, and you're not.
    
    -- Jim

    
    
>I'm Jim, and you're not.
    
    
    	hey!!! }*|
    
    jim

    > I'm Jim, and you're not.
    
    
       I believe you are mistaken!



 Jim

    
    I'm mz_debra, but you can call me mz_debra.

    
    
    Well, I guess I get the Introductory *SNARF*, huh?!?!  :*)
    
    
    TerrIE here, that's Terrie, ith an 'I' 'E' for everyone everywhere
    who loves to spell it wrong.
    
    I think you all know EXACTLY who I am at this point.........hehehe :*)
    
    
    
    TerrIE
    

	Well, Terrie, I know I'd like to get to know you better

		heh, heh, heh......I like those hugs...%^) %^)

    Dan.  Wife and four daughters.  Live in beautiful Alpharetta, GA.  In
    Newt's Districtand voted for him.  With DEC 7 years.  Never ending list
    of "honey-do" projects.  Mostly read only.
    
    Dan

    Hello, My name is George and I'm an .... WAIT this isn't a 12-step
    fellowship!!      +< 8-)
                                    

    
    I'm bb, engineer, pessimist, conservative.
    
    Anything's expected value is negative.
    
    

	Hey bb, how's it going.

	How much you pay me then to take your stock off your hands ?? %^)

    My name is -jer.  Mostly r.o. 'cause I'm liberal and smart enuf to
    keep a low profile.

Amos Hamburger  MRO1  database/client-server support stuff

Director of GOAL, activist, politician-wannabe(I'll get 'im in 96) :-}

Mostly read but I comment when the absurdities get too much to ignore.

I do not discriminate, I hate everyone equally.

RE: 19.73 by GAAS::BRAUCHER

Hey bb,  it's been too long since you have fields and waves.  

Anything's expected value is usually zero.  Now,  if you can explain why, 
you pass fields and waves.


Phil

	Jay
	
	But you can call me Mal. Mal Content.		;-)

    
    
    raquel jandrow here.  one of the 3 original you-know-whats.  that's
    about my only claim to fame...that and i work with big bird's cousin
    and mike modano (of the dallas stars)'s aunt.
    
    
    -raq
    
    

    My name is Patrick, have a wife of 8+years, 2 children (James 5, Joy 3)
    and live in the San Francisco Bay Area (East Bay city of Hayward for
    those who know the area).  I've been with DE..I mean Digital, for just
    over 8 years so far in the Logistics organization.
    
    Far Right, Gun owner, I like fast cars ('66 Mustang/289)
    
    See Ya'all later...

    
    My name is Heiko and I live in Trittau, east of Hamburg, Germany.
    
    And I'm not ugly. And I'm not going to waste the Introductions-topic
    with juvenile banter. And I lost a tooth yesterday. 

   >>have a wife of 8+years,

	isn't that illegal?

No, he said she was at least 8...she could be 50.

Bob

 good point.

  >>>  And I lost a tooth yesterday.
    
    Are you sure you're not ugly?

    Hi, my name is, um, Mike, and I'm back.

    Hi my name is DJ or Don if you prefer.  I've been married for 2.5 years
    and have a daughter, Heather, who's 18 months.  I'm on the conservative
    side of most issues. I own guns. I believe in all the freedoms the
    framers recognized in the Constitution.  I will work to ensure that my
    daughter (and any other children I might have in the future) hold our
    rights and other core beliefs in high regard.  I'd join Gene's army but
    I don't think residents of Mass are allowed.... I'll still pledge my
    support.  I read mostly and as time allows I enter a reply or two. 
    Like all sane men who read or note here..... I worship the MSO babes
    and pledge them my support and devotion.
    
                                DJ 

    i wonder what his wife would say if she knew?

    
    That he was cheapening his marriage?
                      

    
    
    Nahhhhhhhhh.....
    
    
    
    :*)
    

    Hi
    
    I am a read only most of the time.  I can't tell you what organization
    I work in, because I DONT KNOW!!!!  Too many changes.  
    Anyway my name is Annette in New Jersey.
    
    Watch what you say, I'm a PI.
    

    
    
    
    Welcome Anette.  What's a 'PI'???
    
    
    
    Thanks,
    
    Terrie
    

    Police Informant

    Boy, has the grimness level just gone up a notch in Colorado today?

    Sheesh!

    
    most of you know who i am, but for the record i'm a left coast
    dwelling, bike riding, surf riding, sniffed-at-by-sharks-yet-
    remain-uneaten neophyte i-skating hummus eating kaliph.
    
    nothing i say in here should be taken seriously (or more importantly
    as wisdom) unless its in the news topic.
    

    than its with the proverbial grain of salt, right RAH!

 How do you do snarf!

    RAH,
    
    I finally found orangina in my local supermarket.  Is the stuff really
    drinkable or do you just buy it for the pretty bottles?
    
    personally I prefer bab ganouj over humas.

    
    well, i like it. it has nutritional value, unlike diet sevenup,
    and it is a lot cheaper than decent whine or Courvoisier. 
    

    
    When did they change the name to Orangina from Orelia?
    
    Or am I in the wrong country?

    
    dunno. they mustv'e found out what it means in some other language.

    just another version of the same stuff.

    Re .89 & .96  Gene and Joe.
    
          Worship and devotion in this sense was more meant to reflect
    sincere respect and from what I have seen in here and in person they
    deserve it.  Gene.... You've used the word worship towards these fine
    ladies in the past .... what does your wife think about that?  My wife
    would (hopefully) understand that she and our daughter are the center
    of my life and that I would never do anything that would truely cheapen
    our life together.  On the other hand she might just kill me ;^).  
    
    
                             DJ  

Note 19.106 by LUDWIG::JORDAN
    
    > Gene.... You've used the word worship towards these fine
    >ladies in the past
    
    aye.
    
    >> .... what does your wife think about that?  My wife
    
    my wife knows all i write here and has spoken to several of the babes
    on several occasions. i've nothing to hide.

    Love it how Oppelt-san grims it up after having cheapened hisself
    bigtime wiv his tumescent sneeze parody... that was a classic!! :-)
    

    Hi folks, I'm back.....
    
    I have finally arrived here in Australia and am working at Digital in
    Rhodes, Sydney. 2 months out of the box, woooh. Just finished all the
    catching up in the archive and the new box.
    
    Mailroom - Gutted, he went and I didn't have a chance to say 'Bye'
    
    Mz_debra - Hi hon !
    
    Stu - geezer, How's DECpark !! 'frisco was a dump.
    
    Haag - I see your manners have not improved.
    
    Hedley - Fat Bloke - Still getting used to this ozzie beer.
    
    Woody - Another one gone and I missed the booze session.
    
    Burati - Talk Hard
    
    I see there are some new people in here, Hello.
    
    Still waiting for my own account to be swapped over. So for now
    I will say Bonjour and Monkey's might fly outa my butt !!
    
    Suburb turned down-under.
    

    re -1
    
    your manners ain't never been much to speak about. at least i've
    something to fall back on.

    and burito breath is gone.

    	Hi, I've been entering notes for a short while in here, so I figure
    it's time to introduce my self. My names Steve, and I work at ASO. At
    least until DEC sells it to "????" Mix of conservative and Liberal
    views, but mostly liberal. Like playing Decweb and notes Diplomacy.
    Also, I must hang out in the same bars as Brian from .44. Read ann rice
    too.
    
    								S.R.

    Hello,
    
    
    I go by Sin-te-da....
    
    
    And I am left of everyone....And right of the rest..
    
    Sin-te-da

    
    Martin
    
    Good to see you back in the 'box, so how do you like the land down
    under mate??
    
    Mark

    
    
    sin-te-da...you sidewinder you... %^> %^>
    
    
    

    
    Hi Martin luv!
    
    Let me know when you have room for a houseguest 8^).
                 

    <--  Waheeeey  !!!! scored !!

    re .114
    
    How ya doin' Mark ?
    
    Loving it down here !! It's just getting very hot. Christmas on the
    beach can't be all that bad !!

    ho,ho!  Australia,eh? Xmas on the beach in the sun is nowhere near as
    good as Reading in the damp and the cold. er,maybe not.
    
    Mind you,they have closed down the Moonlight bar and re-furbishing it
    as an "Aussie" bar,whatever that is. F
    

    Steve Early - Marketing Dweeb. Been doin' it (marketing and sales) all
    my life. Work in what's left of the Mill (which is consolidating
    rapidly into one building this month). Workin' on product announcements
    and how we do them in the future.
    
    Mostly a 'read only'  boxer ... been followin' it for about 9 months.
    A good break from Confusion Central!
    
    I like a good joke, a good jigger of scotch, Jim Beam (with the green
    label), skiin' and ridin' on bobsleds (ya hoooo). (An' of course I
    promise ta worship the MSO babes.)
    
    I miss MAILROOM's banter in here.
    
    Marketing Dweeb
    -- That's MD for short so you can call me doc.
    
    Doc
    
    
    

    |    I miss MAILROOM's banter in here.
    
    Well, nobody's perfect.

    >(An' of course I
    >promise ta worship the MSO babes.)
     
    
    But Glenn, he pre-emptively redeemed himself with this one.

    So, you mean, he's like. perfect?

    
    Well...I dunno about that.  He's yet to take us out to lunch or
    anything 8^).

        .124,
        
        Mercenary li'l bugger! ;*)
        
        &y
        

    
    You watch it or I'll burst into a rousing rendition of your favourite
    song, right here, right now.
    
    I'm not afraid.  Ask Mike Ciarochi.

        Want nibble marks on yer left cheek, m'dear? Again?? Hmmm???
        
        

    Ain't the proper response {simper} or am I hopelessly out-of-date
    'round here??
    
    |-{:-)
    

    
    Just wait.  It'll show up 8^).

    'tis true.  I was seranaded, and have been converted to a lover of
    opera (provided I don't actually have to go to one...).

    >-- That's MD for short so you can call me doc.
    
     Swell, another pretender.

    >> another pretender ...
    
    Well, not really. In days gone by I had a second job.
    
    On weekends I usta be a
    
    freelance gynecologist.
    
    Doc
    

    
    Well, Mark is right - there _is_ only one Doctah.
    
                                    

    
    .133:
    
    Gynecologist, huh?  Well, you can't call yerself Doc, 'cause we already
    gots one.  How about `Baby Doc'?   :^)
    

        I don't  think  we'll confuse the two, so why not just leave it
        as a "pair o' docs"
            

    
    Andy, I'm always confused by a pair 'o' docs.
    

Me, Chele

    and you work not too far from me. NOOOOOOO a boxer that could find
    out what I look like at last.
    
    Apart from most of the suburbians and a few pekings

I won't if you won't....

    Hmmmmmm, get me a pay rise and i'll think about it :^)

Ha! The thaw with the freeze had a couple of "but ifs"... which we're still 
waiting have more fully explained.

Chele

    exqueeze me

Is that covered in your contract?

    what squeezing me or pay rises ?

    both

    that was a real intelligent conversation from the land of oz. the
    leftovers of the suburbian crowd are no doubt now corrupting things
    down unders. pity.

    Despite what people say, I still love you HAAG.

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    bob who???

	Looks like a weeble with a golf club..... at least i think it's a golf
club....

    It's Bob, the God of the Church of the Sub-Genius.  I always wondered
    what he was smokin' in that pipe.
    
    

    Bob loves you.

	Bob's great with apples

    
    My name is Dave. I had an introduction a few versions ago. 
    I'm mostly a read-only. 
    
    You can call me Bob if it makes you happy. 
    But mostly I'm just Dave. 
    
    
    Dave

    SNARF ...

Note 19.157 by WMOIS::FAFEL
    
    >My name is Dave. I had an introduction a few versions ago. 
    >I'm mostly a read-only. 
    
    a decided lack of intestinal fortitude no doubt. i wouldn't amdit to
    such should it be me.

    
    Thought I'd sign in from a different node running 'that' other protocol
    
    POL

	good personal name! :)

    
    Isn't it a shame his government won't let him have one...
    

    you shoulda seen POLs face when he squeezed off a burst on full auto
    with that 16. hell i thought he'd just figured out what girls were good
    for.

    
    
    Okay, now I'm in , I'm here to stay.
    
    Me names Keith fae SQF in Scotland - soon to be Motorola.
    
    Tall,dark and gid lookin'. Also named after a hamburger.
    Love to argue, especially with Yanks.
    
    

    No you're not.  It's McDonald's.  Sorry chappie.
    
    Brian

    
    What's a gid look like?
                      

    maybe something like a git, only sillier? 

    
    
    Re .166  -   think of Arnie swartzenegger
    
    
    Re. 167  -   who said I was talking about me last name?
                 Me middle name's BK WHOPPER....
    
    

    
    and will you please correct your p_n...it's gynecologist...
    
    

    
    
    Maybe in your neck of the woods it is , but according to the 
    OXFORD ENGLISH DICTIONARY, I am perfectly right.
    
                                    awaiting your apology,
    
                                                Keith.
    
    

    RE: BK WHOPPER
    
    Big Bristle Kisser?  Oh my, this torubles me

    
    
    it'll be a cold day in hawaii, qeith...

    Brian, I've never been torubled before. What's it like?

    
    
    Typical woman.Never admits to being wrong.
    
    

    Being torubled means that all of your money has been converted to
    rubles which would be not a nice thing at all.  

    This troubles me.

    
    first of all, there is nothing typical about me.  and second of all, i
    am not wrong.
    
    

    Raq, perhaps you should look it up in an encyclopaedia.

    
    
    i have my dictionary right here, and there is no 'a' in the word...not
    even as an alternative spelling...
    
    
    
    

    
    
    Get an ENGLISH dictionary.Those Yankee ones are useless.
    
    

    admittedly, all i have is the american heritage on hand and it
    does not support keith's claim, so, being a real man and all,
    how 'bout you type the word, definition (all of 'em) source
    and edition before glenn drops his pants?

    Hey Mac... We've only taken a very old language and gave it some
    class, character, and enjoyment. Somethin' you island dwellers
    failed at for hundreds of years, druid!
    
    Chip

    raq,
    
    MacD's correct, it's twue.  Be careful or he'll think you don't
    have a sense of humour :-)
    

    he'll be laughin' outta the other side of his head when properly
    smaqed by raq :-)

    
    Re.<<<<<
    
    Thank you.
    
    You all should know by now that I am NEVER wrong!!!
    
    

    
    well, not only did i looq in my american heritage and found no such
    spelling, i also looqed in a merriem webster collegiate dictionary 
    and got the same result.  then i went and found a huge webster's
    unabridged dictionary, and still, no such spelling.  however, i did
    find that it is acceptable to spell any word begining with 'gyneo' as
    'gynaeo'...but, since 'gynecologist' doesn't begin with 'gyneo', i
    don't see how it could be spelled 'gynae'...if anything, it'd have to
    be 'gynaeocologist', but it's not... 

    toruble, V.I. (torubled, past tense) -- Ancient art of cooking bagels
    by boiling 'em in salty water.  Etymology:  bagels are TORUSes, they
    are put in boiling water, which bUBbLEs.  Q.E.D.
    
    HTH.
    
    |-{:-)
    

    
    Please DON'T stick my hair in boiling water 8^/!

    Dan, you grievously trouble me.

>        <<< Note 19.164 by PAKORA::MACDONALD "Baywatch Gynaecologist" >>>

    
    
    
>    Tall,dark and gid lookin'. Also named after a hamburger.

Oh no you weren't!

A. Hamburger    
    

    >>only good thing from Scotland is bagpipes
    
    
    well, that and polie...who gives good scottish jewelry... :>
    
    

    
    
    Don't forget ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    
    

    
    Could I have fries with that ?  bb

    
    I guess if I'm going to note once in awhile I ought to sign in.
    So, I'm Walt Bing, been with DEC for 7.5 years, member of the NRA,
    and GOAL for 15+ years so I guess you pretty much know where I stand
    on gun control. I prefer to stay read only because I dont have time
    for long "discussions", I've had the pleasure of meeting and or working
    with a few of the folks in here, Jim Sadin, Amos Hamburger, DJ just to
    name a few. 
    
    
    Walt

    
    >            <<< Note 19.193 by GAVEL::JANDROW "Raquelf" >>>
    
    >well, that and polie...who gives good scottish jewelry... :>
    
    Raqs, would you like a nice Scottish pearl necklace as well????
    
    polie  :>>>>>
    
    P.S. I looked in the Collins Modern English Dictionary and it has an
    entry for gynaecologist, it also lists the US spelling as gynecologist

    re .17
    
    shy??
    

    My name is Joan, been here nearly ten years, married 30 years, raised two
    kids and dominated by numerouse pets, from gerbils to spiders, dogs and
    cats and finaly liberated by the COMPUTER.

    but do you know anything about squirrels? 

    
    Welcome, Joan, to HELL!
    
    Well, no, not really *hell*, but, well, HECK, anyway!
    
    jc
    

    
    what John said Joan.
    
    Mark

	But which Joan are you talking about? Templeton or Collins? :-)

    Forgive the note (and moderator, please feel free to remove it if need
    be) but I can't believe that there is such a wonderfully active notes
    file out there!!!!  I don't see an "intro" file in the directory...is
    there one?  Is this a private club, or can anyone join? 
    
    I promise to be outspoken, opinionated and wordy!
    
    With warmest regards,
    
    MJ

    What's a HEELO?

 >>    opinionated and wordy!
    
    Wordy!   WORDY!!!!!!    
    
    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
    
    The Ghost of Wordy has returned.
    
    Welcome to Soapbox you fool!  
    
    

  Feel free to dive right in. Always fun to hear a new point of view.

  George

    ... unless you think like George. :-)
    
    -b

    Do be prepared to smoke drugs if you start winning an argument. 8^)

    Don't mind Mr. Richardson.  He dresses in a tutu and does whirly
    twirlies in front of his live in mother n law!

    ... and clearly sometimes you don't have to be winning an argument to
    do so... :-)
    
    -b

>    I don't see an "intro" file in the directory...is
>    there one?

Yes there is, but it's #19, so perhaps you had difficulty counting that high.


:^) Oh - did I forget to say "welcome"?

Be wary of the Canadian noters....  they're a bit,
uh, eccentric.  (There's really only a couple of
them, but one has a *pronounced* multiple personality
disorder.  The other one thinks he's Joan Collins,
but he'll be okay if he doesn't recognize you as
Linda Evans.)  Enjoy!

    I feel a merging coming on.....
    
    ooooooo aaaaaaaaaa, heeeere it comes..... mmmmmm aaaaaaaa ooooooo aaaaa

Which one did we lose?

Oh yes, there is an introduction topic, as Jack
mentioned.  But, this being Soapbox, the title
is probably "Who The Hell Do You Think You Are?"

    >Oh yes, there is an introduction topic, as Jack
    >mentioned.  But, this being Soapbox, the title
    >is probably "Who The Hell Do You Think You Are?"
    
    Ask Glenn, and you'll get a different answer in "real time". :-)
    
    -b

    Hi, I'm Thom, I work in Network Integration Services. Been a Deccie
    (oops, I mean a Digital employee) for going on 14 years.  My 'official'
    office is in MKO but I've been assigned to a project in NIO. I'm
    brother-in-law to Chip in reply .9 to this note but don't blame me, you
    know what they say about choosing friends and relatives. ;^)
    I'm an occasional reader and very rare writer but thought it would be
    polite to introduce myself...hey, wait a minute, this is SOAPBOX, I'm 
    NOT going to be polite and introduce myself!
    
    				that ought to teach you people...

    
    ...I mostly like the plain flavours, but occasionally have been known
    to indulge in esthetically pleasing varieties mixed with copious
    quantities of my favourite bits.  I'm not all that fond of the
    imitation salad types normally found around large informal
    gatherings...mind you, I have been to the odd formal invitational where
    multiple platters were in evidence.
    
    	Yes, I would have to say I'm quite fond of JELLO!  

    RE .200
    
    If you mean suirrely bipeds, yes
    
    Joan

    
    I have a few boxes of sugar free jello in my pantry.

    I've considered coming out of the pantry you know.....

    
    Youall won't fit in mine, so I can't help you there 8^).

    How big is your credenza?

    
    My chest is bigger.
    
    
    
    It's a lovely wooden chest, painted green with stencilled flowers and
    stuff.  I keep blankets in it, and the cats sleep on top.

    Well, I would come out of your chest, but I'm afraid of what that might
    mean.

    What do you mean Canadians are all nuts, we are very staid, reserved
    people. Just ask any of us. Of course we do like some offbeat things
    like Laughin, always vote against the best government we should have
    and love all the programs the powers to be say we should not be
    watching, other than that I think we are "normal"
    
    Joan

    Whats a "suirrely biped"? 

	Deb, you have a wooden chest!!??  WOW! Do they sub as a wine rack???

    
    Er, no, I have two wooden wine racks that are completely separate entities
    from my wooden chest.               

	Oh well, it would have been verrrry impressive to pull out a bottle of
Port.... :-)  but I suppose splinters in ones lips would not be a good
attraction.....:(

    red car

  8 to the bar

    you've gone to far

    gone too far? I thought a new subject had been introduced, now I have
    to go back to the begining and find out what we were talking about in
    the first place. 

    RE:.233
    
    Et tu Jim?
    
    :^(
    
    SIGH...

    debra's wooden chest is really quite lovely.  i've seen it.  i've 
    even sat upon it.  one of the best experiences of my life.

    
    Harold Pinter
    

    A cold winter

    
    bold printer

    cold sprinter

	It's nice to know that 'tine has sat on Deb's chest. :-)

    having seen 39.*, i realised i never actually signed in
    
    Richard Chan, Winnersh, UK
    
    programmer
    
    like looking at babes
    
    ric

    
    
    should have known you were one of them...
    
    

re: .245

>    Richard Chan, Winnersh, UK

Your full name should have been intuitively obvious via your username, ric.

Is this kinda like "MAILROOM"?

    El Delbalso,
    
    So, how do you pronounce 'Aleuc8' I s'pose it's like 'Allocate'

    .247
    
    i wasn't given a whole lotta choice over my username - merely a "use this"
    
    i think it stands for "Administration Logistics End User Computing a/c
    number 8", which is what my group was called (not the a/c number 8 bit
    obviously!). it's now called "Logistics Business Systems" but they
    haven't bothered to change the usernames to LBSn.
    
    ric

    Hello I am Lynne Sigel and I work in the Shrewsbury Mass facility.

    
    Hello, Lynne.
    

    Welcome to the Box, Lynne.  Put on your asbestos underwear and enter
    the fray.  8^)

    Hi Lynne...welcome to our family!!!
    
    -Jack

    
    A long raincoat and big umbrella are good for when you decide to
    express your heartfelt opinions on any topic.
    
    :^)
    

    
    Hi Lynne.

    Horace the rhino says hi
    
    ric

Hello, Lynne. Your name sounds familiar.

-Jack

    No Jack, she didn't go to your reform school!  :-)

    Hi Lynne, welcome.
    
    

    
    my cactus and I bid you welcome to the box Lynne.
    
    Mark

    Greetings Lynne, from all of us.
    
    Glenn/Deirdre/Pamela/Franny/Ned/Dierdre/Anton/Sean/Alice/Jimi/Pauline/Rex/
    Nathan/Melanie/Ursula/Hildegard/Nigel/Boutros Boutros/Leslie/Shareena/
    Onondaga
    

    Greetings and welcome Lynne (whose name reminds me of another
    prominent DECie: Len Sigel).
    
    If you're every wandering about on the first floor of the east
    wing of SHR, stop by pole Q30 and say hello.
    
    -b (Brian)

    ... don't do it Lynne!
    
    

    
    You beat me to it, Chip 8^)!

Greetings Lynne... welcome to da box!

Chris

    Hello everyone, glad to be in "da box":-) 
    
    
    Lynne 

   this woman clearly has a mental problem.  i like that in
   a person.  welcome, lynne!

    <<< Note 19.262 by MPGS::MARKEY "The bottom end of Liquid Sanctuary" >>>

>    If you're every wandering about on the first floor of the east
>    wing of SHR, stop by pole Q30 and say hello.

I thought I noticed a right-wing musicologist atmosphere in this joint when 
we moved here last month! :-)

    By all means, stop by and say hello then! I'd love to meat you,
    as one of our illustrious box brethren might say... :-) :-) :-)

    -b

    Hmmmm.

RE: 19.270 by MPGS::MARKEY "The bottom end of Liquid Sanctuary"

> By all means, stop by and say hello then! I'd love to meat you,  
                                                        ^^^^

Oh,  ah err miss...  Isn't this a tad bit too _friendly_?

    
    Do try to keep up, Phil 8^).

    Hi Lynne. Which side of the religion/abortion/politics/etc can we
    expect to find you??
    
    Welcome
    ...Tom

    
    
    careful how you answer those, lynne...
    
    
    and welcome aboard!!!!!!!!!
    
    
    -raq
    
    

    Don't listen to Raq, Lynne. Let it all hang out. It would be fun to
    start a ruckus in the Intro Topic. :)
    
    ...Tom

    Yeah Lynne, so fess up so we can peg you into one of the many niches we
    have here.  Choose as many as you feel comfortable with from each
    category.  We won't make fun, really. 
    
    Brian
    
    Are you a:
    
    Neo-fascist liberal?
    Pro-choice warmongerer 
    Rightwing atheist?
    Left wing, pro-life, satanist?
    A tarot card reading, crystal packing, ancient sister of Shirley
    McLain?
    Middle of the road, evangelical, druid?
    New World Order expansionist?
    Old World Disorder implosionist?  
    Other?
    
    Do you drive:
    
    A pick up truck with a dixie flag front plate and a bed full of beer
    cans? 
    A Caravan with a Dixie cup dispenser?
    A furrin car with only three letters in it's name and a personal plate
    like IMRICH and perpetual fog lights?
    A 78' Volvo with a Split wood not atoms bumper sticker?
    A Mack truck?
    A cute little Escort with neon stripes and an upside down Garfield in
    the window?  
    An 87' Monte Carlo with the "A touch of class" front plate?  
    
    Do you own any of the following weapons (or aspire to):
    
    Hand gun
    Shotgun
    Machine gun (per definition of the most stringent laws)
    Ray gun
    Screw gun
    Bazooka
    Motorized personal howitzer
    Hand grenade
    Fertilizer
    Assault Pez dispenser
    Straw and spit balls
    Fly swatter
    Stapler
    Sharp sticks
    Thermonuclear devices
    
    Can you:
    
    Ride a horse
    Cook a fresh caught fish
    Catch a fresh cooked fish
    Start a fire without matches
    Dig a foxhole
    Sew up minor wounds with needle and thread
    Recite any random biblical passage at will
    Get the last word in
    Play poker
    
    Do you:
    
    Watch Rush?
    Know who Rush is?
    Care who Rush is?
    Follow the minutae of the O.J. affair?
    Watch talk shows?
    Watch soap operas?
    Watch talk operas? 
    Believe Connie Chung is synonomous with good journalism?
    Have any tatoos?
    Send money to Televangelistas?
    Know the difference between wine in a box and bad wine?
    Believe in UFOs?
    Have any weird habits we can use against you?
    

    
    Is that your real hair?  Are those your real teeth?
    

    re: .277
    
    Describes many of us in the BOX exactly!! :)
    
    ..Tom

    I can't believe 
    
    Do you like Carton O' Cab?
    
    was not on the list.

    See the end of the note, it is inferred though not explicitly cab
    related.

    Are you a nazi quaker?

    
    Bri...
    
    You forgot to ask if she's a
    
    "Goosey Goosestepper"!!
    

    It was a quick swag, sorry fellas.  Best I could do on short notice.

    I'm still flustered by the omission of the carton o' cab query.

    I am pleasured to be making extreme salutatory greetings to one and all
    of each of you individuals.

    I am looking forward to great things in anticipation. 

    In hoping to reciprocate in the act of giving back to you, I sign my
    name,

    Vidiator

I hope you know where to get a good deal on a school bus . . . 

    We are boat people.
    
    Glenn/Deirdre/Pamela/Franny/Ned/Dierdre/Anton/Sean/Alice/Jimi/Pauline/Rex/
    Nathan/Melanie/Ursula/Hildegard/Nigel/Boutros Boutros/Leslie/Shareena/
    Onondaga/Vidiator
    

10 meter, I hope.

re <<< Note 19.290 by MOLAR::DELBALSO "I (spade) my (dogface)" >>>
>                       -< No tippycanoes, please . . .  >-

I hope that's a nautical reference and not a Red Prophet reference.

Chele

This is doing my head in.  What are you lot on?!

Chris.

    all I can say is "baps oot".
    
    

ah, back to normality... :)

Chris.

    JTH, work for GE in Kennedy country, ugh.  Five kids. No time for much
    else.

    The is no J.T. Hulbert in ELF!   You are an IMPOSTER!
    
    
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Groovy!  I won't post any of my ascii pics in here, they probably
contravene conference rules, if not PP&P...

Chris.

    Hello SoapBoxers...
    
    
    My name is Sue and I work in Merrimack, NH. I am Single, Young and am
    owned by a puppy and 3 cats.... 
    
    SueJ

    
    Three cats, you can stay.

re .304,

anywhere near Bishop's Stortford?  :)

Chris.

    
    How come cats always seem to come in groups of 3? It seems that
    all the boxers who own cats own 3 of them? Why is 3 the magic
    number when it comes to cats (it's certainly the magic number
    when it comes to... er um... cats :-)
    
    -b

    
    Welcome, Sue.  Any clue as to the REAL identity of this 
    "J.T. Hulbert" person?
    

    
    Brian, we only have two cats, but they generate hair enough for three.
    

    No clue on the Hulbert person....

>>    How come cats always seem to come in groups of 3? 

	it's because it takes three cats to give these people
	the impression of having a proper pet (large dog).

    The reason that I am not listed in ELF is that I work for Digital
    Financial Services, a division of General Electric Capital.   I am
    however listed on DTN, so there, I do exist!  I type therefore I am!

    
    Okay then...what does the `J' stand for?
    

    
	>it's because it takes three cats to give these people
	>the impression of having a proper pet (large dog).
    

    {{{smaq}}}

    
    
    
    RE: .307.....I only have two cats....
    
    
    Welcome Sue.
    
    
    Terrie
    

    Re: 314
    
    Thank You! meowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
    
    SueJ

    RE.313
    
    James, but you can call me James.

    
    Ooops... got carried away asking about feline numerology and
    plum forgot to say "welcome"!
    

    
    
    Hi Sue, you going to be there to meet this short fat and bald guy from
    Maryland?
    
    
    Mike

    
    welcome Sue and JTH, the people are fairly freindly for the most part.
    Unless, you be a bible thumping, carton o cab drinking, democrat.
    Oh, and it helps if you drive a pickup, own a gun or two, are a
    republican, can clean and fry your own fish, clean and dress your
    own field kill. Let's see did I leave anythinh out??//
    
    Mark

    
    see .277
    

    
>>    welcome Sue and JTH, the people are fairly freindly for the most part.

	...and a good percentage of them can't spell to save their lives.

    Di Di Di... I knew sooner or later we'd agree on sumpin! :-)

>>    Di Di Di... I knew sooner or later we'd agree on sumpin! :-)

	and here i was, having a nice day.  ;>

    I need the tongue sticking out thingy-mabobber! 
    <-----
    

    
    C'mon, Di.  You know spelling doesn't matter!
    
    :^)
    

> You know spelling doesn't matter!
    
Untrue. George has apparently forgotten how to spell OPEN SOAPBOX
and that seems to be working out well for all of us.

    >You know spelling doesn't matter!
    
     Yeah, and size doesn't matter either, ho ho!

    
    Notes> op sopa
    No such Notebook entry
    

    
    .328:
    
    Isn't he great folks?  He's here all week!
    
    :^)
    

    Ok so where are you going to be you short,bald maryland guy?? ;)
    
    SueJ

    
    Hulbert is a subprocess.  Mebbe a virus.
    
    If you read its notes, you will have to be reformatted.
    
      bb

    Okay, a customized test for Sue (a score of 2% or more answered
    correctly will win you a date with me  8^) ):
    
    
    Do you own a gun?
    
    Can you shoot straight?
    
    Do you drink your liquor straight up?
    
    Do you own a pick-up  truck?
    
    Have you ever shot a pick-up truck?
    
    Did you vote for that womanizing, draft-dodgeing, lying sack o' slime
    (Billy-boy), the gremlin (Perot) or that NWO Bush guy?
    
    Do you like to fish?
    
    Can you bait a hook proper?
    
    Can you clean and cook fish?
    
    Can you skin huntable woodland creatures?
    
    Do you like cats or dogs best?
    
    Are you a Republican, Dimocrat, or Librarian?
    
    Are you a member of the NRA or other pro-gun organization (extra
    soapbox points on this one for a positive answer  8^) )?
    
    Do you like good beer, or do you drink that watered down, tasteless
    swill that passes off as beer (Budweiser, Coors, Miller, etc.)?
    
    Do you have a full set of teeth?
    
    Can you properly define the term "assualt rifle"?
    
    Can you recite Biblical passages from memory? (you get negative box
    points for a positive answer on this one  8^) )
    
    
    
    Well, these will do for now.  8^)
    
    
    -steve 

    
    .331, Sue:
    
    See 32.621
    

Don't make this so easy, Steve.

>    Can you properly define the term "assualt rifle"?

assualt rifle: n. Common 'box mispelling for the term "assault rifle".

:^)

    n
    n
    y
    n
    y
    n
    y
    y
    y
    y
    both
    none
    n
    y
    y
    sawed off shotgun 8)
    n
    
    How did I do!?
    
    SueJ
    

    
   mispelling: Common 'box misspelling for the term "misspelling". :-)

(sticky keyboard . . . ) 

( :^) )

    re: .336
    
    HEY, no fair!!  That was a typo!  

    re: .337
    
    
    >How'd I do?
    
    Just fine, dear.  You have gone beyond the 2% target score.  We can
    work on the definition of "assault rifle" and other minor nits later. 
    ;^)   Of course, the commute for the date might be a bear.  8^)
    
    
    -steve  

| <<< Note 19.307 by MPGS::MARKEY "The bottom end of Liquid Sanctuary" >>>


| How come cats always seem to come in groups of 3? It seems that all the boxers
| who own cats own 3 of them? Why is 3 the magic number when it comes to cats 


	-b, I own A cat. My roomate owns A cat. He is not a boxer, so he
doesn't count. So by boxers terms, my household has 1 cat. In reality, my
roomate and I own 2 cats between us. :-)

    I am not a virus 8^(.  Is this anyway to welcome a newcomer?

    
    James, you are welcome.  You are bubblingly, frothingly welcome.
    Now then...what political pigeonhole can we place you in?
    
    :^)
    

    Slightly right of Rush!  
    

    
    Not ANOTHER one!   Oh well...welcome anyway.    :^)
    

    
    Hey, you've been here a whole day, and nobody has yet implied
    that:
    
    - you're the result of inbreeding
    
    - the leaders of whatever religion you practice don't know chit
    
    - your children are abused
    
    - you wank more than Pee Wee Herman
    
    - your mother had an abortion that failed
    
    I'd say you're a pretty lucky bastard, over all! :-) :-)
    
    -b

    
    Yeah...and no-one called you an uncircumcised philistine, either!
    

    
    Look, just promise to love and worship the MSO_Babes, and you're in.

    Oh, so THAT's the secret.

    
    What are you, new?

    Sometimes.

    
    Something's going on between Glenn and Deb re: their p_names, and
    I'm opposed to that sort of thing!!
    
    
    :^)
    

    Are you the official leader of the opposition now?

    
    Yes!!!  Yes yes yes!!!!  Oh God, yes!!!!
    

    Are you noting from your bedroom?

    
    I like a man who shows enthusiasm 8^).

        Oh MSO Babes
        
        Anagram: me has boobs
        
        and who could argue with that...
            

    
    <-- BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH{gasp}HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    
    (weakly wipes tears from eyes)

    <------ BWAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!

    
    <-- BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH!!!!!!!!!

    
    >Are you noting from your bedroom?
    
    I'm noting from a small broom closet in the back of my mind...
    

    			BWAAAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA!!!! ------->
    

    Good grief!
    

    
    
    &y....i can't believe you came up with that one...then again...yes
    i can....
    
    
    
    
    

    Are ya'll trying to say Ms. Deb could fall on her nose if she
    stops too suddenly?
    
    

        Lovely Raquel
        
        Anagram: lover equally
        
        luv
        
        &y
            
    
    
    
    

    
    I have to admit, Karen, having small feet makes that even more likely
    than usual 8^).

>Are you noting from your bedroom?
    
yes.

Chris.

    ... a clean and simple welcome to Sue and JTH.
    
    Chip

    do me, &y :-)))))))))))))))))

	You care to rephrase that? :-)

ME

    
    
    i am sure if she did, she would... :>
    
    

    :-)

    
    
    do you have something for me today????
    
    

    {gulp}, i'm grovelling, hanging my head in shame, begging your
    forgiveness, for the answer dear lady is NO.  I am a loser.  I
    forgot.  I will not forget tomorrow.  I repeat, I will not.  If
    I do, you may flog me.

    Ooh, er.

    
    
    barbie, dear, you are no loser...your hair is just the wrong color, 
    that's all...i do forgive you, fret not...
    
    
    

    phew!  merci!

    
    GET A ROOM!!!
    
    
    
    
    I've been dying to say that to someone 8^).

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	|  GET  |
	|   A   |
	| ROOM! |
	l_______|
	   ||
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      __________________________
     / GO DOWN THE STREET AND   \
     | FIND SOMEONE  WHO WILL   |
     | WILLINGLY HEM YOUR FROG! |
     \__________________________/
                  L_ !
                 / _)!
                / /__L
          _____/ (____)
                 (____)
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               \_(____)
                  !  !
                  \__/

    
    Hem your frog?
    
    I'm afraid you lost me with that one...
    
    -b

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	| GRIM  |
	|FALCON |
	|THE ELF|
	l_______|
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Anagram: He felt frigon' calm

?

Can I have some of whatever you lot are drinking?

Chris.

    Make mine a double!!

Make mine a flagon...

Chris.

>            <<< Note 19.371 by POWDML::CKELLY "Cute Li'l Rascal" >>>

>    do me, &y :-)))))))))))))))))
        
        Anytime darlin' but here's an anagram for now;
        
        tine kelly
        
        Anagram: likely ten
        
        and who could argue with that...
        

    why, &y, {blush}, can i keep you? :-))))))))))))))))))))))))

        
                                    Oh baby!!
        
        

    Dear new boxers....
    
    Bollox.

    oh and by the way.... young females are always allowed in here on the
    condition they attend any box-bashes which I am partying at.

    
    ALL NEW BOXERS ARE DIRECT FORTHWITH TO IGNORE 
    ALL NOTES POSTED BY SNOFS1::DAVISM.
    

    
    Martin, a preposition is the wrong thing to end a sentence with.

    Okidoki.
    

 okee dokee

    I thought it was hyphenated ....
    
    	okee-dokee
    
    Can we have a ruling please? Where are the spelling police?

    It's  time to give the newbies an introduction to...

    SNARFs!

    
    Cheap snarf Steve, very cheap. You should be ashamed of yourself.

	mark, he's a founding father! He has nothing to be ashamed of! 

    .398
    
    It's okee-dokey.

    
>>    It's okee-dokey.

	that depends on your dictionary.

    Spelling is relative too?

| Spelling is relative too?


	For Tori & Aaron, yes. 

    I like cheap.  8^)

    Jeeeez... Next time I'll just say 'Alright' !!! ;*)

    Then you might get caught up in the "alright" vs. "all right"
    controversy.

    
    "All right" is correct.  "Alright" is non-standard.  You'll be all
    right if you remember to say "all right".
                                       

    .409-10 DOH!

    
    	Oops, just realized I never introduced myself.
    
    	Then again, you all know me and adore me already, so why bother?
    
    	The short version:
    
    	Shawn Labounty
    	MRO1-3/MP22 [Marlboro, MA]
    	Live in Uxbridge, MA
    
    	Operations Analyst in the SBO group.  Been with the company for
    	8 1/2 years, been in SOAPBOX for about 7 years on and off.
    
    	Turn-ons: music, my cars, cars in general, pool
    
    	Turn-offs: crowds and loud people [IE, 'BOXERS  8^)]
    

	Glad we're a turn-off shawn! i'm sure you'll be a hit if you ever go to
a box party! :-)  Or is that get hit.... nah... we're non-violent peoples. :)


Glen

    
    ah, another pool player!! Just what we need.
    
    Mark

	shawn's not a 'box virgin or a 'box bash virgin.

    
    	Nope, been here for awhile and have been to:
    
    	The "Screw the taxman party" in Leominster [?]
    	One of Beeler's parties in NH
    	The Rocco's get-together in Marlboro
    

    
    Since I put a note in, I better introduce myself.
    
    Gabor Pauka, Finance in Sydney Australia
    
    Intend to stay read only for the most part.

    Oh no - There's more of em !

    
    Who put you up to this, Gabor?  It was that Martin character, I'll bet!
    He's probably got you eating Twisties, too.
    
    "C'mon Gabor, just try it...all your friends are doing it...it won't
    hurt you...your parents don't know what they're talking about..."
    
    :^)
    

    Ahhh yes one taste and you are in my power !

    
    Twisties, YUK.
    
    A government conspiracy to destroy the tastebuds of the populace. I
    refuse to be duped into eating them.
    
    Gabor

    Wimp !

    I guess since I gone from read only once in a while to putting in a 
    couple of notes now I should introduce myself also.  Paul Youngmeyer,
    I work in Network support in the Colorado support center.  I think you
    know a fellow working bee of mine,  Meg Evans.  
    
    And to one of the replys earlier, I do not go to bed every night with 
    paranoid delusions.  I try to go to bed informed.  This terminal
    emulator on my pc wont let me delete the following six word either.
    
    Thanks, Good to know you And to one of the replys

 You wouldn't be the Paul Youngmeier who once worked for the In House
 Field Service group in CXO many years ago, now would you?




 Jim

> 						This terminal
>    emulator on my pc wont let me delete the following six word either.

A common complaint these days. Which one are you using?

    Jim,
    
    Yes that was I,  sorry I dont recognize your name though.  I left
    inhouse field service 15 years ago.  Drop me a line and see if you
    can refresh my memory.
    
    And to the other noters, I appologize for placing my note incorrectly.
    Being mostly read only I'm not to swift with the writes yet.  Sorry
    
    Paul

    The one that comes with windows for now, soon to be remedied.  Do you
    have one you could recommend.
    
    Thanks

The MicroSoft emulator seems to be exceedingly poor.
I know others (including Jim, I think) have had a lot of
success with WinVT.
I'm currently using what I understand to be a DIGITAL clone
of that, called VTStar. It seems to work pretty well, having
the "look and feel" of a DEC terminal pretty much down pat.
There's a conference on it which details the kit location
etc.

    You will now be known as Sir Paul, Knight of the Round Table.
    

    the time has come the walrus said.........
    
    
    
    better introduce myself,
    
    I work in customer services in the north west of NSW OZ
    spend about 5 hours on the road daily 120km/2years
    started reading these notes about 5 days ago and liked what I saw
    like music, driving, listening to music while driving, ...
    
    Bill.   a^}
    

    
    
    So what's the theme of the up  and coming bash going to be?
    

    bacchanalian for all but Onondaga

	Well, with 2 guests of honors showing up, (if not more)....






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    Excuse me but these intros are really lame.  Divulge people, divulge! 
    Open up and share your inner most yearnings.  Tell us which side of the
    political fence you are on.  How much do you donate to your church.  
    The names of your pets.  Either that or we will make up a personality
    for you.  Look what happened to Richardson when several folks made up
    personalities for him and they all stuck!  
    
     

| <<< Note 19.434 by CONSLT::MCBRIDE "Reformatted to fit your screen" >>>

| Open up and share your inner most yearnings.  

	You don't want me to do that. :-o

| Tell us which side of the political fence you are on.  

	Liberal!!!!!  Go Fat Boy!

| How much do you donate to your church.

	Time wise, I donate about 2 weeks worth of time (about 300+ hrs), but
that's not just for any one church. Money wise is whatever I have when I go.

| The names of your pets.  

	I have a cat named K.D. She was named after K.D. Lang. She really is a
dog though. You bounce the superball down the hall, and after she is finished
chasing it down, she will pick it up with her mouth, strut down to me, and drop
the ball waiting for me to bounce it again. When she is tired of doing this,
she leaves the ball at the other end of the hall and goes on her way. Hmmm...
maybe she is a cag? A dot? :-)

| Either that or we will make up a personality for you.  

	What is my personality???? <---loaded question!!!


Glen

    | Tell us which side of the political fence you are on.  
    
    ZZ        Liberal!!!!!  Go Fat Boy!
    
    Not You dumb arse!  We're talking about people new to the conference. 
    We already know about your sheepish weaknesses and archilles heals!!!
    
    -Jack

    
    ...archilles heals?
                              

> archilles heals!!!
    
Er, was this intentional, Jack?

>    The names of your pets.

Max ran off about a month ago.

> Max ran off about a month ago.

So the wagon barrier's for sale.

Absolutely. Putting it back in the car for the sake of nostalgia
seemed rather pointless. I'm not holding my breath for grandchildren,
either, though I expect it would work equally well for them.

>                         I'm not holding my breath for grandchildren,
>either, though I expect it would work equally well for them.

So tails run in the family.  Didn't I read about the DelBalso tribe in
the Enquirer?

    What's this I hear about endangered feces!?

That would have been the issue with the cover story about the woman in
Sri Lanka who had a wart that resembled Archibishop Desmond Tutu
brake dancing on a collapsed electric range carton in Times Square.

Brake dancing?  Isn't that what you do when you're trying to stop
on an icy road?

    There's a lot of high caliper puns here I think.

Is it really supposed to be "break" dancing? I don't think I ever
really knew for sure . . . 

    
    Yes, it is break.
    
    For a long time, the word "break" has referred to the "C" section
    of some songs; namely the part that is neither chorus, verse or
    bridge. Sometimes also referred to as an "instrumental break",
    or solo.
    
    Anyway, when disco came along, so did the idea of the dance
    mix. Dance mixes were extended by "breaking down" the rhythmic
    pattern of the song and adding a new section (the break),
    which in certain NYC discos became an opportunity for the
    better dancers to show off, or solo... and the type of dancing
    that became popular for this purpose was "breaking".
    
    There ya go.
    
    -b

    
    	That's good to know, Brian ... thanks!!
    

    Actually, I could have lived quite nicely without knowing the
    evolutionary process of disco and it's physical manifestations.  

	 .452  ah yes, but now you know that an instrumental break can
	       also be called a "solo".  the 'box is such a learning place.

	       oh yes, a learning place.

    Oh you want _personality_ and pet names!!!!!
    that's a bit heavy for breakfast time.
    
    well the cat's are oscar & russell. both female/desexed
    I enjoy fly-fishing scuba diving catamaran sailing camping though not
    usually at the same time. driving fast if no-one's watching especially
    the police. red wine and _HOT_ curries.

    I was going to say something then but I've forgotten what it was so it
    doesn't matter.

    
    	All together now ... "Hi Tom"!!
    

    What kind of Aircraft does N100Q belong to ?

re: .458

It doesn't have to be an aircraft.  It could also be a ham radio call sign.

Bob

>           <<< Note 19.458 by SNOFS1::DAVISM "Happy Harry Hard On" >>>
>    What kind of Aircraft does N100Q belong to ?

November 1 Oscar Oscar Quebec

Used to be just Ws and Ks, now they issue Ns and As, too.

    N100Q a ham radio call?  November-one-zero-zero-Quebec?  I really do
    doubt it.
    
    So, Martin, did you mean zeroes or letter Os?

November 1 Oscar Oscar Quebec


Simon - G6ZTZ (Uk Class B callsign)

    Twas friday leave me alone :*)

i'm a bit embarrassed for not having found this string earlier! 
i usual like to post an intro _before_ noting.

here's what i am told is a pretty accurate intro...
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
hello all!

i am delighted to have found this conference and time permitting, i hope 
to participate. 

a few biographical details to my person: i am now 35, i grew up in africa 
(ghana) where my dad worked for the U.N., with seventeen we moved to rome,
italy, where i completed school, then after a short spell in switzerland
where i met my wife and married, we moved on to england where i completed 
my computer science studies and worked. 

i am now divorced since five years, have since settled in switzerland.
my children, georgina (10) and sebastian (7) live in england with their 
mother, where i visit them once a month and we all, the parents and children,
spend one vacation a year together.

i joined DEC in 87 as principal software specialist, i left in 1990 to set 
up my own consulting company. after four years of building the business with
success, i left the running of it to my partners, to gain more time for 
individual pursuits whilst earning a living as contractor. since one year
i am thus with RTR engineering, involved in porting the product to OSF/1, 
Sun OS and Windows NT. 

besides work, i have recently completed a year of philosophy at the university 
of zurich, got involved in local politics, where i participated in the campaign
for the legalisation of drugs. this campaign is for the time being, completed,
having managed to collect enough signatures to get the politicians involved.

my focus has now turned towards endurance sports - i have this summer 
discovered triathlon and am now building up training for my first marathon
next year and for an ultra-triathlon in the following year...


so much for the intro......glad to join!


andreas.

    Funny that you campained towards the legalisation of drugs and yet you
    have an interest in endurance sports. This is kind of weird. I mean
    people who use drugs in know way have prolonged enhanced performance in
    sport. But that's for another topic.......         

    Know should have been no !
    
    Oh by the way, before you get on your high horse... I was not implying
    that you used drugs in any way... All I was saying that it is
    surprising to see an athlete campaining. 
    
    I take it you were campaining to have them legal..or have I got this
    all wrong ! 

true. the only drug which i easily get addicted to is the "runner's high" :-)

i don't use drugs myself (regular consumption of beer excluded). my motivator
for working towards legalising/decriminalising drugs is seeing the negative 
effects of prohibition. i live in that infamous square mile of switzerland 
which is most affected by the drugs problem. here, seeing youths marginalised, 
petty thefts, burglaries, prostitution and organised crime on the rise, police 
and politicians either helpless or corrupted, is in stark contrast to what is 
otherwise a generally clean, safe and well organised country. this, coupled 
with inordinate sums of tax payers money being spent on prosecuting/imprisoning
drug consumers and small time dealers just didn't make a convincing case for 
the policy of prohibition.

the "legalise drugs" campaign was instrumental for making the general public
aware of the shortcomings of the hard-line policy of prohibition. the campaign 
also spawned a national debate on more effective drug policy. whilst the debate
continues and whilst policy changes to become less repressive, already, 
consumption of soft and hard drugs are now, de facto no longer prosecuted in 
switzerland, dealing in soft drugs (pot, hashish) is tolerated by the 
authorities, the medical and social services for abusers of hard drugs have 
been vastly improved, the spread of AIDS and of drug related crime have been
effectively contained and are expected to decline.



andreas.

    
    
    Introductory Snarf!
    

Martin;
To be in favor of de-criminalization of drugs, or pro-gun, or pro-choice
or pro--legalization of prostitution doesn't mean one has to be a participant
in that activity. It merely means that a person recognises that freedom
is a natural right and people should be allowed to control their own lives 
without gov't interference in those rights.

Amos    

	188 is the topic for discussing drugs.  just an fyi.

    
    
    Thanks m'Lady.

    Howdy doody !
    
    Amos, like I said in my second note, I wasn't implying that Andreas 
    used drugs, I was merely curious as to why he decided to campain for
    legalisation. I understand now from his reply and it's cool ! 
    
    Doesn't mean I agree with his reasons, everybody has their own 
    opinion - ;*) 

    Hello 
    
    sometimes when there is absolutely nothing else to do
    anywhere in notes or the net or even work and someone has left 
    themselves logged on and in the box and I don't have free use
    of my hands I'll read a note or two :-).
    
    
         Dean 

    
    
    	Uh-oh.... another G-Vegas person hits the airwaves!
    
    	(see you gotta watch out Dean...you might come across 
    		someone who knows you!)
    

    Mz. Debra, he's all yours.  8^)
    
    Let me introduce our newcomer to box pedantry:
    
    .474 is a big run-on sentence.
    
    Welcome anyway, Dean!  8^)
    
    -steve

    
    >.474 is a big run-on sentence.
    
    	Steve:
    
    	Apparently you've never read any of Dean's entries anywhere before
    	this one.  I've "known" him for years so that entry didn't look
    	any different than most of his other entries I've read.
    
    	8^)
    
    	Welcome, Dean!!  Since no one's said it yet, watch out for the MSO
    	Babes!!  8^)
    

    
    Worry not, Dean; just don't note like a Neanderthal (cf. Shawn) and 
    you'll get along fine 8^).
    

    
     Hmmph - can't even spell his birdes right, like quayle.  I fear
    hawke be yet another turkeye...
    
     bb

	dean hawke - kind of a cool name, i must say.

    
    Kinda like Race Bannon.    :^)
    

    re.475 Goewy::Judy    I might ?? who ?? :-)
    
    re. 476 ::Leech  Thanks I think I've seen you on TV before..
    and BTW its not a run on sentance you just need better breathe 
    control :-).
    
    re: 477 ::SLAB  Babes someone  say babes ??? and reallly I dont
    note in run-on sentences never have never will I just feel that
    the reader is more invovled if they can make the decision of when
    to stop or pause or start or whatever now no more of this run-on
    sentence nonsense.
    
    re: 478 ::LAUER  and heres one now thanks for the welcoming. 
    
    re: 479 ::Braucher uhh lets hope he's not another turkeye :-)
    
    re: 480 ::ddesmaisons  Thank you very much person B
    
    re  481 ::Collins  WhO ?
    
    
    
     Dean

    
    
    	re: Dean
    
    
    	=)   Lessee, my parent's place is 3 houses down from 
    	yours on the other side of the street.  Your folks
    	still running the B&B?
    
    	JJ
    

    {burrrrrp}

    I'm Dan, located (for now anyway) in the old mill in Maynard.
    
    I love all sorts of vehicles, cars, trucks, motorcycles... If it goes
    fast I like it!
    
    As for political outlook, I make Atilla the Hun look like a wussy,
    liberal, lefty, pinko!  I think I'll get along just fine here.
    
    Dan

    Strap this Dan person on a large motorcycle, making sure to provide
    adequate cushioning for his brains, and tie the throttle down.

    >making sure to provide adequate cushioning for his brains
    
    Dick, what makes you think that he needs it??
    
    ...Tom

   Started looking around in here recently (followed Mr. Percival to see what
all the hub-bub was about) and have spoken up a couple times, probably should
introduce myself. 

   My name is Allan Whitman. I'm a software consultant with the Enterprise 
Messaging Group living in Ft. Myers, FL (H.O.M.E. program.) I'm an avid shooter.
If it's hand held and fires a projectile down range, I'm interested. I joined
DEC in 1977 at age 27 (you figure out how old I am.) My politics run
significantly right of center. I like listening to Rush and Liddy (you can 
stomach the BS, there's a lot of truth in there.) I also do some fishing and
hunting, but not as much as I once did. 

   Currently I have a house full of parrots; mostly African Greys, Amazons and 
Cockatoos (32 in all if you count babies and a pair of lovebirds.)

Al

>>   Currently I have a house full of parrots; mostly African Greys, Amazons and 
>>Cockatoos (32 in all if you count babies and a pair of lovebirds.)


	cool.  do they all start mouthing off when you run water?

<	cool.  do they all start mouthing off when you run water?

   No just at dawn, at dusk and when I'm trying to watch the news;-);-)

    ZZZ   As for political outlook, I make Atilla the Hun look like a wussy,
    
    Fresh Meat!!!!

    
    
    hey allan!!!
    
    next time you drive thru port charlotte, say hi to my little sis
    lyanne, please... :> :>
    
    
    
    -raq
    

    Dan,
    
    Since you mentioned Haag, do YOU like sheep? :-)
    

    >living in Ft. Myers, FL
    
     Nice area. My parents bought a place in Bonita Springs, and Sanibel's
    a nice place as well.
    
    >   Currently I have a house full of parrots; mostly African Greys,
    >Amazons and Cockatoos (32 in all if you count babies and a pair of 
    >lovebirds.)
    
     The cacophony when they get going must be incredible.

    
    
    Mr. Topaz, you are truely sick..........
    

    
    
    	I suddenly have a new repsect for Mr. Topaz...that was a good 'un.
    :)
    
    
    jim

    
    	However, that's not exactly a compliment he paid himself with
    	that line.
    
    	Should've said "friend of a friend" or something.
    

    
    cheap snarf chris, cheap snarf.

>    cheap snarf chris, cheap snarf.

I admit it, I'm an all round cheap sort of guy... :)

Chris.

re: Mark
    
>    cheap snarf chris, cheap snarf.

And another variety would be . . . ?

    Mark-  leave Chris alone, I like my men cheap.

    Hmmmmmmm.....?

    yes martin? 

    
    re: 504
    
    :-) :-)

    re: 504
    
    Cheap how ?!?!?
    
    Dan

    I'm open to suggestions :-)

    
    
    Hey Tine, wanna earn a dollar??????

    .504
    
    How cheap?

Well leave me out of it anyway, my reputation's already blemished
enough, thanks very much!

Chris.

    A dollar??!  You spendthrift!!
    
    How's that for cheap?  8^)

    
    	Or "make sure you count your change!!".
    

    just trying out my new name se how it looks youknow.
    

    it's

    
    antihistamine-free
    
    
    ;^)
    

    
    Hi.. I'm here... nearly 18 years.. I work in Maynard when I'm not on
    the road...  I'm taking my life in my hands getting into SOAPBOX..
    
    Your welcome to take your shots...  I see everyone is fair game
    
    m
    
    

	oh great - another of the spelling impaired haunts the 'box. ;>

Di, what say we fint him/her?

    Di, we have you surrounded,... put that correction pen down and come
    out with your hands up ! ! ! 
    
    :-)
    
    Dan

    
    Hey, LUNER::FINTME...if you had a first name, what would it be?
    

Reminds me of those airline ads -- "I'm Luner.  Fint me."

    
    Gary Marie used to be on LUNER:: 8,^/.

    
    If Di doesn't object, my spaulling is sew bade
    
    Mickey 

    
    well Mickey, I'm sure you'll fit right in then. :-) welcome

    
    Thnak ewe  

    Is Mickey a male moniker or a female one?

 .528  indeed.  nnttm.

Baaaby (ooh ooh)
Sweet baaaby (ooh ooh)
You're the one.

    
     Nadir ?
    
     bb

    
    I like a furry man.

    
    One `furry man', coming up!
    

    
    
    Let's have a contest.  All you men out there count your body hair and
    post the #.  Whoever has the most gets Mz Deb.  Of course she gets the
    right to first refusals.....

    
    That sounds like something Rodenheiser would have done 8^).

    
    
    Aaah yes, Rodent.  Anyone hear from Dick these days?  If so, give him a
    hello from me.
    
    
    Mike

	Mickey Mantle is noting here now??? How's your new liver???

    I too am quite fur bearing, quite.

    back and palm hairs don't count...
    
    Chip

    >               <<< Note 19.543 by WMOIS::GIROUARD_C >>>
    
    >back and palm hairs don't count...
    
    what about pubic hairs?
    
    pol

    -1 i dunno? let's get the 'box to vote on it!

    I think that the lady needs to specify which hairs count, and which
    don't!
    
    :-)
    Dan

    chest hairs only!

    
    Leg hairs too, I think, 'tine, don't you?

    
    	Chest hairs?
    
    	I have 1 good one, and the other one has been making a really
    	good attempt at growth.
    

    ah, yes, Mz_debra, those too!

    
    I'm willing to consider shoulder hairs on the right man.

    
    What happened to Mickey Fintme?  Did Topaz scare him/her off?
    

    
    Chest hairs: ~1,000 fluffy ones
    Leg hairs  : ~2,500 each

    Head: 33,000

    
    Now now Karen, I did say "on the right man".

    correction
    
    Head:32,999

    
    Excuse me.
    
    {ploink}
    
    32,998.

    |What happened to Mickey Fintme?  Did Topaz scare him/her off?

    You mean Mickey Fintme is a transsexual?

    
    Who knows?  Mickey didn't stay long enough for us to find out.
    
    :^)
    

I like that name...Mickey.

    
    That one's OK.  But FINTME ?  Why do I think this has to be an
    acronym.  Lessee...
    
      Foolishly Interloping Noter Taking Mental Exercises ?
    
    No, that can't be it.  It'll come to me.
    
      bb

Finters keepers, losers weepers.

Mickey has mucho rhyming potential.

re Hairs,

I'm pretty furry, does that win any favouritism?

Chris.

    
    .565,
    
    That and 50p will win you a cup of coffee.
    

>    That and 50p will win you a cup of coffee.
    
50p?!  There was hell to pay when they put the price of the vending
machine coffee in Welwyn up from 5p to 8p!!!

Chris.

    What a bunch of bloody skinflints ! Mind you it's freeeee over here and
    it doesn't come out of those <gak> machines.
    
    HH

    Mr. Delbalso,
    
    I will introduce myself.
    
    Don Butler ya figured that out :-)
    
    I work in MKO. Just ended a job in the PCBU yesterday as a scheduler
    and customer support rep.
    Not saying goodbye, will be back on Monday in a new position with
    Components and Peripherals (sp) as a customer account rep.
    I will have 18 years with DEC on 6/20.
    I have my views on polotics, religion, abortion and the many other
    topics that I have read in Soapbox, but I try to keep them to myself.
    I'd rather not be treated like shark bate like some have. :-) I will
    say I'm open minded and everyone has the right to their opinion.
    
    I'm 37 almost and live behind Choff's in Fitchburg, Ma. with my little family.:-)
    
    so there ya have it. :-)
    
    don
    
    ps  Brian needs to get his coffee before it gets cold and Raq and her
    beau need to get their ice cream before it melts. :-)
    
    

We wate with baited breadth.

    that didn't take long!:-)
    

    S'okay, he's a man of his word.  Thanks Don!   

    Your welcome. :-) ya prolly didn't see the white Toyota today cuz its
    parked in my driveway I think, I should check, a lot happens in the
    Burg at night. :-)
    
    Don
    

    
    
    Oh Boy!!! She's got the whole day on her hands!!!
    
    No one's gonna be safe in here today!!!!!
    

    I'll straighten this Butler guy out!  I sit two seats over from the
    Components and Peripherals group!  
    
    -Jack

    Oh NO! the infamous Jack Martin is tracking me down! :-)
    i quit! :-)
    

	Jack Martin.... please stop scaring people away!!!!

    
      The butler did it.  bb
    

    ZZ    Oh NO! the infamous Jack Martin is tracking me down! :-)
    ZZ    i quit! :-)
    
    yes...Yes...YES!!!  You'r stuck with me bub!  I love it...now where do
    I start.......ahhh yes.  I was born in a small cabinnn blah blah
    blah....infinity -------->

    because on 7/26/58 in Falmouth, Mass. my mommy gave me that name with
    James in the middle.:-)
    
    donald

    
    Actually, Mr.Topaz, I have cherry popover on my hands 8^q.