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Conference back40::soapbox

Title:Soapbox. Just Soapbox.
Notice:No more new notes
Moderator:WAHOO::LEVESQUEONS
Created:Thu Nov 17 1994
Last Modified:Fri Jun 06 1997
Last Successful Update:Fri Jun 06 1997
Number of topics:862
Total number of notes:339684

376.0. "MAILROOM...Special Delivery" by NETCAD::WOODFORD (TimeToFillTheDonuts!) Wed Apr 05 1995 17:15

    
    
    So, let's take a vote.....who here would like to 
    see Mailrrom come back to our happy(splat) family??
    
    
    
    
    Terrie
    
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376.1Isn't there a conference rule against polls and voting?ALPHAZ::HARNEYJohn A HarneyWed Apr 05 1995 17:172
    I vote NO.
376.2MKOTS3::JMARTINYou-Had-Forty-Years!!!Wed Apr 05 1995 17:185
    Ohhh...Amway didn't work out for him>?
    
    Sure, I'd love to see him back!!
    
    -Jack
376.3NETCAD::WOODFORDTimeToFillTheDonuts!Wed Apr 05 1995 17:249
    
    (From Mailroom)  Shut up Jack!  :*)
    
    
    
    
    Thank yew,
    
    
376.4SMURF::BINDERvitam gustareWed Apr 05 1995 17:272
    gawdamighty, the threat of outhouse's return is enough to shock me out
    of my shiny new capital persona.
376.5BIGQ::SILVADiabloWed Apr 05 1995 17:283

	But I thought Digital stock was going up???? 
376.6POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of Fuzzy FacesWed Apr 05 1995 17:296
    
    Are you saying he hates the job that he was so excited to get?  I know
    what that's like 8^p.
    
    Look, youall took _me_ back nicely when I returned in September.  We 
    should be as kind to Maelstrom.
376.7ok.... he can come back.... :-)BIGQ::SILVADiabloWed Apr 05 1995 17:313

	But we liked you.... hmmm... well.... i guess i like him too.... :-)
376.8NETCAD::WOODFORDTimeToFillTheDonuts!Wed Apr 05 1995 17:3212
    
    
    
    Deb, Mike says he misses you.
    
    
    Glen, Mike says he's taken.  :*)
    
    
    
    Terrie
    
376.9NETCAD::WOODFORDTimeToFillTheDonuts!Wed Apr 05 1995 17:3321
To Binder and Glen....From Mike....
    
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376.10HELIX::MAIEWSKIWed Apr 05 1995 17:344
  All are welcome,

  George
376.11SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIYap!Yap!Yap!Yap!Yap!Yap!Yap!Wed Apr 05 1995 17:354
    
    
    Where's HAAG when you need him??
    
376.12NETCAD::WOODFORDTimeToFillTheDonuts!Wed Apr 05 1995 17:3622
And here's one for you too &y...  :*)
    
    
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376.13MKOTS3::JMARTINYou-Had-Forty-Years!!!Wed Apr 05 1995 17:404
    Ya know...Mailroom started that whole conspiracy regarding Barney when
    I was on trial.  
    
    -Jack
376.14NETCAD::WOODFORDTimeToFillTheDonuts!Wed Apr 05 1995 17:419
    
    
    Get off it Jack...It's over.  It's in the past....
    
    
    
    :*)
    Terrie
    
376.15GAVEL::JANDROWWed Apr 05 1995 17:426
    
    
    if he comes back, he better have learned how to spell...
    
    
    
376.16NETCAD::WOODFORDTimeToFillTheDonuts!Wed Apr 05 1995 17:434
    
    
    Fat chance on that... :*)
    
376.17SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIYap!Yap!Yap!Yap!Yap!Yap!Yap!Wed Apr 05 1995 17:435
    
    
    We'll just introduce him to George...
    
    
376.18MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Wed Apr 05 1995 17:448
Malerheum returning? And George bidding him welcome? Now there's a pleasant
thought of two worthy adversaries . . .



Don't forget to tell Mailrheum that I actually kinda missed him after he
left and we had Kimball Sean Scott with us for a while . . . 

376.19CSLALL::HENDERSONFriend will you be ready?Wed Apr 05 1995 17:5010


 I'd greet Mr. Room's return with a pleasant "how do you do?", however I'd
 stop short of calling in a marching band.  




 Jim
376.20WAHOO::LEVESQUEluxure et suppliceWed Apr 05 1995 17:561
    more like an eye roll and "here we go again..."
376.21mmm.PENUTS::DDESMAISONSno, i'm aluminuming 'um, mumWed Apr 05 1995 17:593
	.20  ;>

376.22BIGQ::SILVADiabloWed Apr 05 1995 18:066
| <<< Note 376.8 by NETCAD::WOODFORD "TimeToFillTheDonuts!" >>>


| Glen, Mike says he's taken.  :*)

	Bummer..... :(
376.23NETCAD::WOODFORDTimeToFillTheDonuts!Wed Apr 05 1995 18:0716
    RE: Bummer..... :(
    
    
    On the contrary.......
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    heeheehee :*)
    
    
    Terrie
    
376.24BIGQ::SILVADiabloWed Apr 05 1995 18:075
| <<< Note 376.14 by NETCAD::WOODFORD "TimeToFillTheDonuts!" >>>

| Get off it Jack...It's over.  It's in the past....

	Come on Terrie, you know Jack.... he IS the past! :-)
376.25BIGQ::SILVADiabloWed Apr 05 1995 18:087
| <<< Note 376.23 by NETCAD::WOODFORD "TimeToFillTheDonuts!" >>>


| On the contrary.......


	It was that phone thing that did it, huh???? lucky gal....
376.26MKOTS3::JMARTINYou-Had-Forty-Years!!!Wed Apr 05 1995 18:169
    Restroom is solely responsible for the embarrassment and utter
    humiliation of a trial and conviction...not to mention the sentence of
    a Barneyism in my set personal.  It's pretty bad when total strangers
    are approaching me in the halls of DEC to ask how the trial is going...
    
    Conspiracy charges should be brought forward....if I get naaamed..that
    kids going down with me!!!
    
    -Jack
376.27BIGQ::SILVADiabloWed Apr 05 1995 18:386

	You know Jack, you whine about the charges, but were found to have done
exactly what it was you were being accused of. You whine about others finding
out the truth, and you whine about having to pay for your breaking the SB law.
Sorry Jack, whining ain't gonna get you anywhere!
376.28MKOTS3::JMARTINYou-Had-Forty-Years!!!Wed Apr 05 1995 18:493
    It may sound like whining...but it isn't.  They may incarcerate my
    integrity...but they'll never take my spirit!!!  Mushroom is guilty...
    GGUUIILLTTYY!!!!
376.29BIGQ::SILVADiabloWed Apr 05 1995 19:034


	but you were FOUND guilty....
376.30POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of Fuzzy FacesWed Apr 05 1995 19:102
    
    Is that LEGALLY guilty or FACTUALLY guilty?
376.31BIGQ::SILVADiabloWed Apr 05 1995 19:154


	Neither, FOUND guilty. 
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376.34MKOTS3::JMARTINYou-Had-Forty-Years!!!Wed Apr 05 1995 20:249
    I was found guilty Glen, by Mailrooms conspiracy to get me in
    trouble...and a phoney memo that you put together.  You took a mail
    message I sent you and cleaned everything off but the address and
    header...then you put lies in there that incriminated my name falsely.
    
    In fact, you were probably the one who put the anonymous note in
    Soapbox to begin with.
    
    -Jack
376.35NETCAD::WOODFORDSpring'sSprung.SmurfetteSurfacesSoon.Wed Apr 05 1995 20:2519
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376.36MKOTS3::JMARTINYou-Had-Forty-Years!!!Wed Apr 05 1995 20:353
    NO I WON'T FLUSH IT....And furthermore you tell that no goodnik
    Mailroom that if he shows his face in this file there is going to be a
    NEW ORDER Terry....A NEW ORDER!!!!!!!!!
376.37NETCAD::WOODFORDLightening fingersWed Apr 05 1995 20:369
    
    
    That's TerrIE!!!!!!  Yup, new order is right.
    He'll be on top again.  His natural position....
    
    
    
    :*)
    
376.38SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIYap!Yap!Yap!Yap!Yap!Yap!Yap!Wed Apr 05 1995 20:419
    
    RE: .37
    
    
    >His natural position....
    
     If I recall correctly, his "natural position" was usually with his
    head up his... ahem...
    
376.39DASHER::RALSTONAin't Life Fun!Wed Apr 05 1995 20:475
    It would be great to have him. He really will have to spend less time
    working and more time in the BOX. We hardly ever heard from him when he
    was here before.  :-)
    
    ...Tom
376.40BIGQ::SILVADiabloWed Apr 05 1995 20:498
| <<< Note 376.39 by DASHER::RALSTON "Ain't Life Fun!" >>>


| It would be great to have him. 

	Really Tom? Get in line.....


376.41I knew this would get everyones panties bound. :*)NETCAD::WOODFORDLightening fingersWed Apr 05 1995 20:5013
    
    
    Well, now that I am about to leave for the day...
    
    Remember back in another note I said I wanted an oscar for
    todays performance?  Well, APRIL FOOLS EVERYONE!!!!!!
    
    Mailroom is not coming back...he only lived temporarily through
    my fingers.  LIGHTENING fingers. :*)
    
    
    Terrie
    
376.42BIGQ::SILVADiabloWed Apr 05 1995 20:528
| <<< Note 376.41 by NETCAD::WOODFORD "Lightening fingers" >>>


| -< I knew this would get everyones panties bound. :*) >-



	That it did......
376.43POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of Fuzzy FacesWed Apr 05 1995 20:542
    
    Cheater, Terrie!  April Fool's Day is April 1st, not April 5th!
376.44NETCAD::WOODFORDLightening fingersWed Apr 05 1995 20:5511
    
    
    I've extracted all of the notes and printed them to share with
    our illustrious Mailroom at a later date.  He'll be thrilled to 
    hear that just the mere mention of his name could cause such a
    stir!  :*)
    
    
    
    Terrie
    
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376.46NETCAD::WOODFORDLightening fingersWed Apr 05 1995 20:558
    
    
    Sorry Mz. Deb...I've been busy. :}
    
    
    
    Terrie
    
376.47CSC32::D_STUARTWed Apr 05 1995 21:305
    re .11  where's HAAG.........etc
    
    He's out here in Colorado, in my area code, in my zip code. We even
    have the same RRD mailnonmaleman. I'm even on his fire department!
    
376.48NETCAD::WOODFORDSoManyDipsticks/SoLittleOil.Wed Apr 05 1995 21:3211
    
    
    Are you a wannabe??  :*)
    
    
    Seriously, Tell the old Haagster I said "HELLO OLD HAAGSTER!"
    
    
    :*)
    Terrie
    
376.49CSC32::D_STUARTWed Apr 05 1995 22:173
    re .last
    
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376.50NETCAD::WOODFORDSoManyDipsticks/SoLittleOil.Wed Apr 05 1995 22:287
    
    
    Haag's 'box replacement. :*)
    
    
    Terrie
    
376.51BIGQ::SILVADiabloThu Apr 06 1995 02:393

	terrie, i thought you were gonna say, wanna be luved...
376.52 SUBURB::COOKSHalf Man,Half BiscuitThu Apr 06 1995 11:2810
    The bloke started off ok,but got all gushy and emotional towards the
    end of his reign. Kept talking about how wonderful he thought certain
    wimmin were,and how luverly his missus was etc.
    
    Not that i`m saying that wimmin in soapbox aren`t luverly (i`m sure
    they are),but I don`t really want to read it about it much.
    
    Which goes to show what a miserable git I am,no doubt.
    
    
376.53BIGQ::SILVADiabloThu Apr 06 1995 13:401
<----- you didn't learn from Battis, did you..... 
376.54CSC32::D_STUARTThu Apr 06 1995 15:553
    re.50
    
    that would be a tough role to fill...i'll pass
376.55no goodbye no helloPCBUOA::LPIERCEDo the watermelon crawlThu Apr 06 1995 20:007
    
    What makes mailroom think he can come back and we'd welcome him with
    open arms - when he just up and left us with out even a goodbye.
    
    (tell him that's from LOU)
    
    :*)