Conference back40::soapbox

    
    Aren't you thoughtful, Martin luv.

    Happy McBirthday, Brian. So, how many years have passed since the
    blessed event? You nipper, you...
    
    Chip

>    Kiss.... Puffff.... (wait for it(time delay))........ SPLAT !

you saying he's a puff, then?  Oi Brian, kick his head in!

Chris.

    
    
    Hippo Birdie Two Ewes Brian!  :*)
    
    
    
    How young are you now?? 
    
    
    Terrie
    

    The only puff I need is the tissue kind to wipe my teary eyes.  The
    thoughtfulness of the gesture is truly touching.  I feel so wanted and
    it has nothing to do with that horrible picture of me in the post office.  
    
    Brian - entering my 37th year physically.  Mentally, I'm up to about 13
    about now.

    .-1
    
    you feel as old as the woman you feel
    
    ric$also_25_hex

    McBride stamps? Well, I guess if they can use a mushroom cloud...
    
                               :-)

    Aye laddie, A McStamp for your McMail.  

	Is this the FRIENDS notes file ??????????????????

    
    Happy B-day Brian, from one Capricorn to another. Mine was monday
    
    Mark

    carps like corn?

    Happy B-day Brian!!!!
    
    As for the age thing, I always like to say I'm turning 29 for the nth
    time. As in, "last september, I turned 29 for the 7th time". If they
    can't do the math, they have no business knowing anyway! :-)
    
    -b

	Happy birthday Brian! It's also my sisters..... I remembered yours, but
forgot hers.... sigh...

    
    
    this is for tomorrow, but since i won't be in, i'll enter it now...
    
    happy b-day to our resident sidewinder, sin-te-da...jeffrey lynn schimpf
    
    
    

    Mimimimimimimiiiiiiiii
    
    Happy Birthday to you
    Happy Birthday to you
    Happy Birthday dear Terrie
    Happy Birthday to you
    
    kiss........Smaq!!

    
    
    Awe, gee...<blush> thanks hun.  :*)
    
    
    XO
    Terrie
    

    
    yes...happy birfday, ter...you share you day with 2 other
    babes...christie brinkley (41 or 42) and farrah faucette(sp) (48)...
    
    lucky them...
    
    

    
    
    Oh, I knew about Farrah, but I never really thought she was a babe....
    
    
    
    Tanks for the compie!
    
    Oh, and I'll be picking up a Brocton Enterprise on my way out this
    morning to see if I can get the info on that accident you asked me
    about.
    
    Terrie
    

    
    
    thanqyou...i wasn't sure if there was an extra 'e' on that or not...must
    be all that french baq in high school...her being feminine and all...
    
    
    

> christie brinkley (41 or 42) and farrah faucette(sp) (48)...

Gosh, that puts me sorta in the middle . . . 

    You wish.

    .22
    
    
    oh my a christie brinkley - farrah fawcett sandwich
    
    i must just go have a cold shower
    
    ric$sicko

    According to an interview in TV Guide, the very first thing that
    Christie Brinkley said to a fellow survivor of their shared helicopter 
    crash was "Is my face okay?"
    
    
    
    
    

    and the fellow survivor said(?)... face looks okay but let me 
    check out the rest of you just to make sure :-)
    

    
    
    <grope>
    
    

	It's JC's birthday today........

	
	Happy Happy Happy Birthday John 

	(your last as a single guy!?)

    
    Thanks, Chris!   Answer: Maybe (wedding date not set yet  :^).
    If not, then second-last.
    
    jc
    

    
    
    happy ides of march, caesar...

    .30
    
    gratias tibi.  quod credo...
    
    [ thanks.  i think... ]

    
    
    Today is Big Bird's 27th birthday!  :*)
    
    
    (It also happens to be Mr. Roger's birthday..66 I think...)
    
    
    
    
    
    Terrie
    

    
    
    ...along with a bunch of other people...like bobby orr, hal linden and
    i can't remember the rest of the list...
    
    

	They will all be on Entertainment Tonight when they do the birthday
list for today. :-)

    
    
    happy birthday to my oldest little sister...she turns 11 today...
    
    

Happy birthday to my friend Liz, who's 26 today.  Shame she can't enjoy
it as she's teaching two dozen runny nosed sprogs!

Chris.

    
    >             <<< Note 249.36 by CBHVAX::CBH "Lager Lout" >>>
    
    >Happy birthday to my friend Liz, who's 26 today.  Shame she can't
    >enjoy it as she's teaching two dozen runny nosed sprogs!
    
    Where are the rest of the sprogs then? There should be at least 30 kids 
    in the class????
    
    POL
    

That's okay, the class numbers are going up to 87 next term...

Chris.

    >          <<< Note 249.38 by CBHVAX::CBH "Lager Lout" >>>
    
    >the class numbers are going up to 87 next term...
    
    Luxury!!!! bloody luxury!!!!!!!!!!
    
    POL  :>>>>

    Happy belated birthday to my mate Harley, who was 26 yesterday. I
    kinda forgot yesterday (remembered at 10pm), mind you, we did kinda
    celebrate all weekend..........booze has that effect on my brain.

    
    28th June - Happy Birthday Dad !!!!

Happy Birthday to me...

    W'at 'e says. 'appy Birthday, LL.
    
    Heiko

    
    Happy Birthday, Chris.

    
    Oi!  'appy Birfday, mate!
    

    For he's a jolly good Lout
    For he's a jolly good Lout
    For he's a jolly good Lou-ou-out!
    
    Anybody know the rest of the words?

Chris, just because it's your birthday, that doesn't mean you can snarf
in HUMANE::DIGITAL.

    <----

    Is that a capital offense, or a minor slap on the....
    
    "Bailiff, whack his pee pee."
                    Cheech and Chong (sp)
    
    :-)
    Dan

Thanks for all the birthday wishes!
Cheers (hic!)

Chris.

    Happy belated birthday you fat git.

Cheers, you hungover git!

Chris.

    
    Happy Birthday, (the real) Joan!!
    

Happy Birthday, Jim.
You, and Kermit, too.

 Why thank you, Jack..I've also decided that today is Tasha's (my cat)
 birthday.  I suspect it was sometime last month, be so far she hasn't
 complained about celebrating it today.



 Jim

	Jim, did ya make her a cake?????

 Nope..

	Not even a fish cake?????? :-)

    Despite the fact that I was out for a couple of days, doesn't change
    the fact that it was my birthday last Friday and no-one typed a bifday
    message.... so errrr... nudge nudge hint hint !!! :*)

We didn't want to embarass you by commenting on your age, Martin.

    Martin, I am currently hoisting a pint in your honour.
    
    Happy Birthday old sock!

    Who said I was old !!!!!!!! 
    
    :*)

    For you're a jolly good fossil
    For you're a jolly good fossil
    For you're a jolly good faaww aaaw ssil!
    Which nobody can deny!

    {sniff} that was lovely !
    

    Well... right upto the part where I barfed my dinner !!! :*)

    
    Happy birthday, Martinluv.  

    Thankyou me darlin'

Happy belated birthcake Martin!

(I saw you in OZ, but not here - I was confused, but that's not unusual)



Chele

    I was in Oz because it's not time consuming to read a couple of notes,
    unfortunately when I update this conference in the mornings there
    appears to be slightly too many replies to read in 5 mins !!!!! So, I 
    have to set see/before etc etc. 
    
    Ta anyway

Happy Birthday you old turd!

Chris.

    Thanx ya big git !!

	The coffee man had his birthday on Wednesday!!!! 

    <---- and it was a good one too, enjoyed with good friends. :-)
    
    Thanks Glen. :-)

    
    
    Happy belated birthday!
    
    
    Terrie
    

    <---- Thank you. :-)

Happy Birthday to you.
Happy Birthday to you.
Happy Birthday to Andy.
Happy Birthday to you.

    
    it was your birthday?!?!!?!??!?!?!?!??!
    
    and you didnt' tell me!?!?!??!?!?!?
    
    
    {hrumph}
    
    

    
    re: .75
    
    Stinkin Leper!!! Who told you???
    
    
    re: .76
    
    harumph nothin!! I ain't told nobody, and don't know how Lucky Jack
    found out... although since he's so lucky nowadays, I won't ask...
    (again)
    

You told us all yourself about a month ago.

    happy belated birthday, andy dear!

    
    re: .78
    
    Dang!!!
    
    You're not supposed to pay THAT much attenion Jack!!!
    

    
    yeahbut....sharon didn't even say anything!!!!!
    
    remind me to {smaq} her...
    
    

'Sokay. I'll forget it next year.

    re: .81
    
    >yeahbut....sharon didn't even say anything!!!!!
    
    My fault... I told her not to make a big deal about it, and she
    listened (for a change ;)
    

    
    re: .82
    
    >'Sokay. I'll forget it next year.
    
    Thanks.. I appreciate that...
    
    Now help me deal with what you started NOW!!!!!
    
    :) :)
    

I didn't start NOW.

That was Gloria Steinem or somebody . . . 

    
    Happy Birthday, Andy, ya old bag.
    
    

    
    re: .86
    
    >Happy Birthday, Andy, ya old bag.
    
    Oh yeah???
    
    I'll put my Target Heart Rate up against yours any day!!!!!
    
    :) :)
     

    
    Watch it or I'll raspberry on your head 8^).
    
    

    
    hey andy, did i ever mention that you are a little over a year younger
    than my dad and 3 years older than my mother???  :> :> ;>
    
    hippy birfday... :> ;>
    
    

>    hey andy, did i ever mention that you are a little over a year younger
>    than my dad

(Hmmmm. This would then make me old enough to be Raq's dad . . . :^( )

    
    <------
    
    Reality hits!!!!!!!!!!!!
    
    See what you started?????
    

    
    re: .89
    
    raq...
    
    Sigh... I know... I know.... I think we talked about this once or
    twice... didn't we?
    
     Anyway.. it's nice to know I don't look it... :)
    

    
    happy birthday andy... i'll let off a few rounds of 9mm in
    your honor! :-)
    
    -b

    Re .88 as long as you don't cumquat on it.
    

    
    re: .93
    
    > happy birthday andy... i'll let off a few rounds of 9mm in
    >your honor! :-)
    
    
     At a perp maybe????
    
    :) :) :)
    

       Today is Deng Xioping's 91st birthday.

    
    
    
    xxxxxxxx's
    oooooooo's
    

    Happy Birthday to you !
    Happy Birthday to you !
    Happy Birthday, dear Deng !
    May maggots consume your festering pathetic body, you sadistic
    slave-driving Communistic excuse for a life-form.

    -1 cool!

    
    I'm 100 today.

	I saw you on the Today Show...... 

    
    
    
    Weren't it nice that Willard wished me a happy burfday?
    
    

    you're 100 what?

| you're 100 what?

	My GUESS is he is 100 away from $100! Cuz either this boy takes care of
himself or he ain't no 100 years old!

    
    
    Actually I'm $87.32 away from $100.
    
    

    in U.S. or Canadian? big dif ya know...

	Chip, has to be merica..... $12.68 of american $$$ is over $100
Canadian.... :-)

    
    And I wish him many more happy returns.... :-)))))))
    

    
    
    Hearing of a boxer who is turning 54 this Saturday.  I ain't going to
    mention his name but I will say that he is a nutter and can be seen at
    McDonalds.
    
    Mike

    
    Now that guy is almost as lucky as Jack!
    

I'm gonna get you for that Mikey!! :-}

Errr, I mean that un-named boxer is gonna get you for that :-}    

    
    
    	Happy b-day amos! a nutter birfday....:)
    
    

    
    Soooooo amo...eeerrr Mr. Unnamed-'boxer, how we gonna
    calibrate...eeerrr celebrate your birthday?  You gonna gets mo' lights
    fo' da truck?

    
      My goodness, lunchmeat is really ancient.  bb

| <<< Note 249.110 by GRANPA::MWANNEMACHER "NRA member" >>>



| Hearing of a boxer who is turning 54 this Saturday. I ain't going to mention 
| his name but I will say that he is a nutter and can be seen at McDonalds.

	Jack Martin?

2 days older than dirt. :-} yup! :-}

    
    Yeah Karen, so you better watch what you say or he'll take you over his
    knee!
    
    :-)
    Dan

>          <<< Note 249.118 by CNTROL::JENNISON "Revive us, Oh Lord" >>>


>	So like, my Dad is only 3 years older than Amos ?

When did we start letting kids work here? 
Shouldn't you still be in school or sumpin? :-} :-}

    
    re: .118
    
    Get lost kid... you bother me!
    

    
    
    I can one-up that!  My dad is three years YOUNGER than Amos. :*)
    
    
    
    
    Terrie
    

    
    <---------
    
    See .121
    

    
    Thank you ever so much. :PPPppPPpPPp
    

Things to do today;
 Remove Karen and Terrie from my Christmas card list!


Thank you both! it is now time for my nap here at shady-grove home so go away

:-}    

    
    
    Any time Amos, any time at all.   Would you like me to
    get your shawl, and pull the bentwood rocker a little closer
    to the heat vent for you too?  :*)
    
    
    
    
    
    Terrie
    

>    Any time Amos, any time at all.   Would you like me to
>    get your shawl, and pull the bentwood rocker a little closer
>    to the heat vent for you too?  :*)
    
 CRUEL, CRUEL
They obviously don't teach the young'uns about respecting their elders    

    
    
    Sure they do, but there's a point when respect is replaced by sympathy.
    :*)
    

    
    <-- not to mention pregnant 8^/?
    
    

    
    
    WHAT?!?!  
    

    
    
    It's okay Karen...
    
    mz_deb doesn't get it...
    

    
    I was referring to the note where you said someone asked if you were
    expecting, and since you said you were feeling old, I thought maybe you
    were feeling pregnant also...
    
    Um...
    
    Maybe it was too obtuse for even me to understand.

Empire waist?  As in the British Empire?  As in Queen Victoria?  No wonder
they think you're pregnant.

    
    > I just this week marked the first 10 pounds of weight lost.
    
    Congrats Karen!  I wish you the best of luck!
    

    
    Oh!  Oh!  It's the empire-waist dress.  I have one of those, too - wore
    it exactly once 8^).
    
    

    
    Ms Deb is pregnant !?!?!?!?

    I'm stunned!  I'd have never guessed !

    
    Sorry, Dan, only if it's the second coming of Christ 8^).

	Amos has clout. Amos has power. Amos is in control! If he can get me to
go to a firearms meeting, he can do ANYTHING!


Glen

	Deb.... was there a first????

    
    (i was gonna put in a note saying that my dad is 7 years *younger* than
    amos, but i decided against it...)
    
    
    

    
    
    Good thing too!!!
    

    
>    (i was gonna put in a note saying that my dad is 7 years *younger* than
>    amos, but i decided against it...)
    
 
{SMAQ}



Is that how it's done?   
    

    
    thanq you, amoshunnie.... :>:>
    
    

    
    I think the smaqee gets more of a ringing in his ears if three curly
    braces are used, to wit:
    
    {{{SMAQ}}}
    
    See?
    
    
    

    
    
    I don't get it....
    

    
      Well, even I am younger than lunchmeat.  Come to think of it,
     how old was Gerry Garcia ?
    
      bb

My husband has his 41st birthday today.

Good grief. 

He was a lot newer when I first got him (but then again, so was I).


Chele

>Come to think of it, how old was Gerry Garcia ?
    
    53

| <<< Note 249.151 by GIDDAY::BURT "DPD (tm)" >>>



| He was a lot newer when I first got him (but then again, so was I).


	Chele, I have to admit, I almost spit my coffee out when I read that! 


Glen

    
    My mother and my aunt are 132 today.
    
    

    
    Happy brithday Amos... they just don't make 'em like
    they used to... :-)
    
    -b

    Birthdays have changed?

    re: .154
    
    Then that would make you...?????
    
    
    
    
    
      Boing! Boing! Boing!!!!
    

    Mine will be next Wednesday (birthday that is). Now I know why I didn`t
    like it...had to start school on that day sometimes. Used to be I would
    just take the day off, now I need the whole week.:')

    If it makes you feel better, Amos, my dad is only 1 year younger than
    you.  

    
    
    Go away... kid!!
    

    
    If it makes you feel better, Amos, my dad would have been 22 years
    older than you on his birthday this year.
    
    

    My dad is 18 years older.

My Dad turned 81 three weeks ago.

But then, I'm only seven years younger than Amos ...

    7 is a lucky number Jack.

    
>    Happy brithday Amos... they just don't make 'em like
>    they used to... :-)
    
Which makes most of the world breath a sigh of relief. :-}

    
    
    	Amos is 1yr older than my dad....:)
    
    
    jim

    
> >    Happy brithday Amos... they just don't make 'em like
> >    they used to... :-)
>     
> Which makes most of the world breath a sigh of relief. :-}
    
    Yeah, but that just makes more work for the rest of us (nutters).
    
    :-)))
    

I'm getting confused.... can someone compile a list of boxers
in chronological order?

>I'm getting confused.... can someone compile a list of boxers
>in chronological order?

only if everone will admit their birth dates...

Chris (30-Jun-1968)

    
    
    	
    jim (22-Mar-1969)
    
    

    
    Buncha babies!
    
    

    
    
    	would you mind repeating that? I didn't quite catch the year....:)
    
    

    
    	Hang on...let me turn my hearing aid up....
    
    
    

    
    Let's put it this way - my mother is 132 8^)!
    
    
    

    If the mumbled year starts with an "f" sound, it could be either
    in the 40's or 50's, so no luck there.  And if it starts with
    an "s" sound, it could be either in the 60's or 70's.  If it
    starts with a "t" or "th" sound, get ready for a retirement bash.
    
    Chris

    '60 was a good year.

| <<< Note 249.170 by SUBPAC::SADIN "frankly scallop, I don't give a clam!" >>>

| jim (22-Mar-1969)

	Ahhhh.... your birth year explains the long tongue. It was in yer
genes. 

    
    	GLEN!!!!!!
    
    

	Yes Jim?

    
    28 September 1958
    
    -b

    
    	1958? Did they have cars then? ;*)
    
    
    

    re: Did they have cars in 1958
    
    Sure did... I know plenty of fine people who began life in
    one around that time... :-) :-) :-)
    
    -b

Did they have electricity in the '50s?  Or gas?

Chris.

        2nd July 1947
        
        First house I remember in Kyle of Lochalsh in the West Highlands
        of Scotland had oil lamps. We eventually got mains electricity -
        nearly killed my grannie - she tried to blow the lamp out.
        
        &y
        

    Enjoy your day Amos and don't worry about the kiddies.
    
    I have a few years on you and have no intention of giving in to what
    they call "Old age".
    
    
    
    
    *EVER*
    
    
    joan  

    January 7, 1963.
    
    Quebec City.
    
    Learned how to drive fast on my tricycle 'cause we lived on a hill on
    Chouinard. It's amazing I still have knees and palms.

    Andy Fraser		47 07 02
    Brian Markey	58 09 28
    Debra Lauer		60 09 23   (we think)
    Chris Butkovich	62 05 26
    Chris Hedley	68 06 30
    Jim Sadin		69 03 22

    <-- You have that in international date notation, Americans will be
    confused.

    I-ain't-tell-in! 

    sorry Ms. Deb - that should be Hanggeli !
    

    
    Good thing you caught that; I was winding up a good {{{smaq}}} 8^).
    

    
    March 6, 1964
    
    London, Ontario
    

    
    July 18, 1960
    
    Dallas, Texas...where I still reside.

    
    
    February 2, 196*   :*)
    
    
    Fraimingham Union Hospital
    Framingham, MA
    
    
    
    

    Not that I condone this silliness mind you, 11:32 AM 1/13/58, Detroit
    MI, in a snow storm.  

    Andy Fraser         47 07 02		Scotland?
    Brian McBride	58 01 13		Detroit, MI
    Brian Markey        58 09 28
    ??? Moore (sorry)	60 07 18		Dallas, TX		
    Debra Hanggeli      60 09 23   (we think)
    Chris Butkovich     62 05 26		Toronto, ON
    Glenn Richardson	63 01 07		Quebec City, PQ
    John Collins	64 03 06		London, ON		  
    Chris Hedley        68 06 30
    Jim Sadin           69 03 22


Playing coy:

    Terrie Woodford	?? 02 02		Framingham, MA

	10-8-61

    Andy Fraser         47 07 02		Scotland?
    Brian McBride	58 01 13		Detroit, MI
    Brian Markey        58 09 28
    ??? Moore (sorry)	60 07 18		Dallas, TX		
    Debra Hanggeli      60 09 23   (we think)
    Chris Butkovich     62 05 26		Toronto, ON
    Glenn Richardson	63 01 07		Quebec City, PQ
    John Collins	64 03 06		London, ON		  
    Chris Hedley        68 06 30		Newcastle, England
    Jim Sadin           69 03 22


Playing coy:

    Terrie Woodford	34 02 02		Framingham, MA

Wow!  Terrie sure looks good for her age!

It's the Geritol.

    
    All right, all right, Glenn was right with the year.  You can delete
    the "we think" 8^).
    
    

        And you can delete the "?" after Scotland for me - full place
        name (as if anyone cares) is: Kyle of Lochalsh, Scotland - I know
        this because I was present at the birth.
        
        &y
        

    February 1, 1961  12:14 AM
    
    Clinton Hospital
    Clinton, MA

    
    
    RE: .204  The question is, were you present at the conception?

| <<< Note 249.205 by SMURF::MSCANLON "alliaskofmyselfisthatiholdtogether" >>>

| February 1, 1961  12:14 AM
| Clinton Hospital

	Gee... 8 months, 7 days, and 2 towns away, I was born. And now we work
for the same company! DESTINY!!!!!!!!!!  :-)


Glen

    re: .207
    
    Two towns in which direction?  

    
    Chris (.199),
    
    Barry Moore
    ^^^^^
    July 18, 1960
    Dallas, Texas
    
    You have me confused with my brother Sorry. I also have a brother
    named Juan.

    Andy Fraser         47 07 02                Kyle of Lochalsh, Scotland
    Brian McBride       58 01 13                Detroit, MI
    Brian Markey        58 09 28
    Barry Moore 	60 07 18                Dallas, TX              
    Debra Hanggeli      60 09 23   		
    MaryMichael Scanlon	61 02 01		Clinton, MA
    Glen Silva		61 10 08		
    Chris Butkovich     62 05 26                Toronto, ON
    Glenn Richardson    63 01 07                Quebec City, PQ
    John Collins        64 03 06                London, ON                
    Chris Hedley        68 06 30                Newcastle, England
    Jim Sadin           69 03 22


Playing coy:

    Terrie Woodford     34 02 02                Framingham, MA

    
    
    
    Hey, don't we know where Amos is?  I mean the math is pretty easy,
    1995-100...... :')
    
    
    As for me, it's 5-27-1960

    
    oh, and Neptune, NJ

    > Neptune, NJ
    
    Sounds like nutter heaven... :-)
    
    -b

    
    I'd say he was in egg-zacktly the right place.
    

| <<< Note 249.208 by SMURF::MSCANLON "alliaskofmyselfisthatiholdtogether" >>>


| Two towns in which direction?

	South east..... Marlboro

>    RE: .204  The question is, were you present at the conception?
        
        Yup! As a twinkle in me daddy's eye ;*)
        

    
      Well, I'm older than &y, but not, of course, Amos.  Say, does
     this mean next year he can get a "senior" card ?  I'm looking
     forward to reduced rates and such, myself.
    
      bb

    October 5, 1955, Newport News, VA
    
    (where did all the young uns in the box come from?)
    
    Dan

 July 15, 1950

 San Francisco, Ca.

    
    
    HEY!  Get rid of that '34!!  I said it was 196*, and since most
    of you already know how old I turned this year, I think you can figure
    out what the * is anyways.
    
    
    :*)
    
    Terrie
    

    Amos Hamburger	41 09 01
    Andy Fraser         47 07 02                Kyle of Lochalsh, Scotland
    Jack Delbalso	48 ?? ??
    Andy Krawiecki	49 08 11
    Jim Henderson	50 07 15		San Francisco, CA    
    Dan Zogran		55 10 05		Newport News, VA
    Brian McBride       58 01 13                Detroit, MI
    Brian Markey        58 09 28
    Mike Wannamacher	60 05 27		Neptune, NJ    
    Barry Moore         60 07 18                Dallas, TX              
    Debra Hanggeli      60 09 23                
    MaryMichael Scanlon 61 02 01                Clinton, MA
    Glen Silva          61 10 08                
    Chris Butkovich     62 05 26                Toronto, ON
    Glenn Richardson    63 01 07                Quebec City, PQ
    John Collins        64 03 06                London, ON                
    Chris Hedley        68 06 30                Newcastle, England
    Jim Sadin           69 03 22

Missing years:

    Terrie Woodford        02 02                Framingham, MA
    Don Butler		   07 26
    Martin Davis           07 21
    ??? Crane		   09 06 

    
    Shawn Labounty	66 09 10		Milford, MA
    

    
    
    Hey, COOL!  So far there are only two people on that list
    who are younger than me!  I don't feel old anymore! :*)
    
    
    
    
    Terrie
    

    
    
    Make that three....
    

    Phil Hays           55 12 13                Norton KS

You can update Lucky Jack's profile with his place of birth -- Syracuse, NY.

    
    
    Ah, and the hospital had the record number of births that day too,
    right?  :*)
    
    
    
    
    Terrie
    

'sokay Terrie, I'm quite happy to accuse you of being old any time you
like.  Wrinkly!  :)

Chris.

    Amos Hamburger      41 09 01
    Andy Fraser         47 07 02                Kyle of Lochalsh, Scotland
    Jack Delbalso       48 ?? ??		Syracuse, NY
    Andy Krawiecki      49 08 11
    Jim Henderson       50 07 15                San Francisco, CA    
    Dan Zogran          55 10 05                Newport News, VA
    Phil Hays		55 12 13
    Brian McBride       58 01 13                Detroit, MI
    Brian Markey        58 09 28
    Mike Wannamacher    60 05 27                Neptune, NJ    
    Barry Moore         60 07 18                Dallas, TX              
    Debra Hanggeli      60 09 23                
    MaryMichael Scanlon 61 02 01                Clinton, MA
    Glen Silva          61 10 08                
    Chris Butkovich     62 05 26                Toronto, ON
    Glenn Richardson    63 01 07                Quebec City, PQ
    John Collins        64 03 06                London, ON                
    Terrie Woodford	65 02 02		Framingham, MA
    Shawn Labounty	66 09 10		Milford, MA
    Chris Hedley        68 06 30                Newcastle, England
    Jim Sadin           69 03 22

Missing years:

    Don Butler             07 26
    Martin Davis           07 21
    ??? Crane              09 06 

>            <<< Note 249.211 by GRANPA::MWANNEMACHER "NRA member" >>>

 >    Hey, don't we know where Amos is?  I mean the math is pretty easy,
>    1995-100...... :')
    
Hey! Hey!
Weren't you supposed to drown at the beach or sumpin?

Ok for the math-impaired :-}  
9-2-41  4 years to the day short of V-J day but I celebrate it every year. :-}
    

    I don't want to feel left out sooooo...
    
       Tom Ralston        51 03 11                ROCHESTER, N.Y.

    well, tom, i just felt you and you didn't...oh, nevermind

    
    Gee Amos, I was wondering why she kept saying that she'd bet me that I
    couldn't swim out 5 miles off shore.....

    re: .225
    
    No, make that four.  8^)

    
    That would be 1766, right Steve?    :^)
    

    
    
    Geesh Tom, one would have thought you would have outgrown your
    liberalism by now. ;')
    
    
    Cheers,
    
    Mike

Is Kansas so shameful you can't add my birthplace to the list?

            <<< Note 249.238 by GRANPA::MWANNEMACHER "NRA member" >>>

    
I'm just the Peter Pan of Politics, I guess, Mike. :') Gimme another year 
in the 'box, and I'll be calling *you* a lefty.

Tom

And rightly so! :-}

    
    
    Look, Ronald McDonald, that's quite enough out of you.  BTW, how's the
    fundraising going for the Slick reelection going?

    Amos Hamburger      41 09 02
    Andy Fraser         47 07 02                Kyle of Lochalsh, Scotland
    Jack Delbalso       48 ?? ??                Syracuse, NY
    Tom Davis		49 06 17		Evanston, IL
    Andy Krawiecki      49 08 11
    Jim Henderson       50 07 15                San Francisco, CA    
    Tom Ralston		51 03 11		Rochester, NY
    Dan Zogran          55 10 05                Newport News, VA
    Phil Hays           55 12 13		Norton, KS
    Brian McBride       58 01 13                Detroit, MI
    Brian Markey        58 09 28
    Mike Wannamacher    60 05 27                Neptune, NJ    
    Barry Moore         60 07 18                Dallas, TX              
    Debra Hanggeli      60 09 23                
    MaryMichael Scanlon 61 02 01                Clinton, MA
    Glen Silva          61 10 08                
    Chris Butkovich     62 05 26                Toronto, ON
    Glenn Richardson    63 01 07                Quebec City, PQ
    John Collins        64 03 06                London, ON                
    Terrie Woodford     65 02 02                Framingham, MA
    Steve Leech		66 08 04		Niles, MI
    Shawn Labounty      66 09 10                Milford, MA
    Chris Hedley        68 06 30                Newcastle, England
    Jim Sadin           69 03 22

Missing years:

    Don Butler             07 26
    Martin Davis           07 21
    ??? Crane              09 06 

    
    Gee, does that make Amos the box elder?

You seem to have forgotten the part about respecting your elders you
whipper-snapper :-}

Blimey, I didn't realise that you lot were so *old*... :)

Chris.

    
      Well, we've stood the test of time.
    
      bb

    re: .235
    
    Fer cryin' out loud, Steve, I thought you were older than me,
    not *younger*.  Must've been all that "Founding Father" stuff.... 
    ;-) ;-)

Gerald belongs in there as another Syracuse birth, circa 1952 or so, give
or take a year, if I'm not mistaken.

1952!?  Harrumph.  5/28/53.

    re: .249
    
    I yam.  08/04/1766    8^)

  you're not paying attention, Jack.  Gerald told us some time ago
  all about his auspicious birth in '53.  

I did?  I suppose when you're as old as I am, you're allowed to forget.

 >> I did?

	yeah, you were talking about yer mum giving birth to you while some
	important event was going on, or else i just dreamt that.  you said
	it was '53 though - that much i remember.

    
    	5/28 would have been pretty close to Memorial Day, so maybe it
    	was a parade outside?  How old is Memorial Day?
    

  i thought the blessed event took place in england, but maybe
  i dreamt that too.

Wasn't that Good Queen Lizzie's coronation? I thought we agreed that
that happened on June 2nd? George VI died in February '52

I was guessing Gerald's birthyear based on his HS Graduation year, but
it appears he was one of those young grads.

    Amos Hamburger      41 09 02
    Andy Fraser         47 07 02                Kyle of Lochalsh, Scotland
    Jack Delbalso       48 ?? ??                Syracuse, NY
    Tom Davis           49 06 17                Evanston, IL
    Andy Krawiecki      49 08 11
    Jim Henderson       50 07 15                San Francisco, CA    
    Tom Ralston         51 03 11                Rochester, NY
    Gerald Sacks	53 05 28		Syracuse, NY
    Dan Zogran          55 10 05                Newport News, VA
    Phil Hays           55 12 13                Norton, KS
    Brian McBride       58 01 13                Detroit, MI
    Brian Markey        58 09 28
    Mike Wannamacher    60 05 27                Neptune, NJ    
    Barry Moore         60 07 18                Dallas, TX              
    Debra Hanggeli      60 09 23                
    MaryMichael Scanlon 61 02 01                Clinton, MA
    Glen Silva          61 10 08                
    Chris Butkovich     62 05 26                Toronto, ON
    Glenn Richardson    63 01 07                Quebec City, PQ
    Karen Jennison	63 06 06		Worcester, MA
    John Collins        64 03 06                London, ON                
    Terrie Woodford     65 02 02                Framingham, MA
    Steve Leech         66 08 04                Niles, MI
    Shawn Labounty      66 09 10                Milford, MA
    Chris Hedley        68 06 30                Newcastle, England
    Jim Sadin           69 03 22

Missing years:

    Don Butler             07 26
    Martin Davis           07 21
    ??? Crane              09 06 

    
    BTW, Chris:  ??? Crane's first name is `Ray'.
    

    Well it's the 6th here, so I'll be first.
    
    Happy Birthday Ray the Crane Man.

    What a bunch of old farts!

    
    Shaddap, you!

 Experienced, Mr. Heiser.





 Jim

    For seiiiinior Collins
    
    I am Connor Mcleod of the Clan Mcleod. Born 1582, in the villiage of 
    Glen Finan on the shores of Loch Shian, and I am immortal.
    
    Plus, I can't spell the names of the places where I was born !!

    
    
    	Hey, cool, I'm still hanging on to the "youngest boxer" title. :)
    BTW, I was born in Warner-Robins, Georgia, U.S.A..
    
    	jim
    

59 12 24 - Honolulu, HI

    
    
    Yes!  I'm still in the bottom five! :*)  I guess I'm not so
    old after all!  heeheehee :*)
    
    
    
    
    I fell good! na na na na na na na
    
    
    Terrie
    

    
    
    I'm in the middle, does that make me middle aged?

    
    64 07 25
    
    POL

    re: .265
    
    Hey, he's even older than me!

    re:  .269
    
    Yes.
    
    nnttm.  8^)

    
    	If Esco were still here, he'd definitely be the youngest.
    
    	I think this year he might be of legal drinking age, and he was
    	here 4 years ago.
    

re .257,.258:

My mother's English, which is why she insisted on watching QE2's coronation
while she was in the hospital.  I get the feeling that TVs in hospital rooms
weren't all that common in '53.  Back then they kept new mothers in the
hospital for several days, so the coronation could very well have been June 2.

	Jim, when you were born, did you come equipped with a gun? (metal, not
the other kind people)

    Amos Hamburger      41 09 02
    Andy Fraser         47 07 02                Kyle of Lochalsh, Scotland
    Jack Delbalso       48 ?? ??                Syracuse, NY
    Tom Davis           49 06 17                Evanston, IL
    Andy Krawiecki      49 08 11
    Jim Henderson       50 07 15                San Francisco, CA    
    Tom Ralston         51 03 11                Rochester, NY
    Gerald Sacks        53 05 28                Syracuse, NY
    Dan Zogran          55 10 05                Newport News, VA
    Phil Hays           55 12 13                Norton, KS
    Brian McBride       58 01 13                Detroit, MI
    Brian Markey        58 09 28
    Mark McKenzie	59 12 24
    Mike Wannamacher    60 05 27                Neptune, NJ    
    Barry Moore         60 07 18                Dallas, TX              
    Debra Hanggeli      60 09 23                
    MaryMichael Scanlon 61 02 01                Clinton, MA
    Glen Silva          61 10 08                
    Chris Butkovich     62 05 26                Toronto, ON
    Glenn Richardson    63 01 07                Quebec City, PQ
    Karen Jennison      63 06 06                Worcester, MA
    John Collins        64 03 06                London, ON                
    Pol McSkeane	64 07 25		Glasgow, Scotland
    Terrie Woodford     65 02 02                Framingham, MA
    Steve Leech         66 08 04                Niles, MI
    Shawn Labounty      66 09 10                Milford, MA
    Chris Hedley        68 06 30                Newcastle, England
    Jim Sadin           69 03 22		Warner-Robins, GA

Missing years:

    Don Butler             07 26
    Martin Davis           07 21
    Ray Crane              09 06 		

    
    	re: .275
    
    	When I was born, my dad was in the air-force and I was born in an
    air-force hospital. I may not have been born with gun in hand, but I
    was born with harrier jump-jets flyin' overhead....:)
    
    
    	jim
    
    p.s. - speakin' of young folk, I'm training a kid right now who's only
    19! Same age I was when Digital hired me. Man, it's weird talking to a
    teenager...:)
    
    
    

    Well, if you insist..I just celebrated....
    
    
    Sept 4, 1964..The thirties have been the greatest...so far..I'll let
    ya know in a few more years how things are progressing. 
    
    michelle minichino
    

	I believe Don Butler was born in 1938. 


Glen

    well, sorry to boot you out of your spot, jim...but you can put me in
    at:
    
    11-4-70	6:03pm  Boston City Hospital, Boston, MA
    
    

	I don't live far from Boston City Hospital..... maybe I'll stop in and
see where you were born. That put a shrine there, right? Or at least a big X?


Glen

    
>    11-4-70	6:03pm  Boston City Hospital, Boston, MA
    
 Did April have seventy days in it back in 1911?? IMWTK   

>>  Did April have seventy days in it back in 1911?? IMWTK   
						     ^^^^^

I Might Want to Know?
Imagine - Months were totally kinky!

    
    I Mambo'd With The King.
    

    
    funny, amos... :>  i thought about putting it in the way the others are
    listed, but that is not how we (most americans) 'date' things...but you
    knew that... :> ;>
    
    

>>I Might Want to Know?

	or inquiring minds do.

I *could* say something about not being so ethnocentric, but I'm not
positive that that's the correct word to use, and I can't be bothered
hauling out the dictionary...

    Allow me to correct Mr. Silva.  It was 7/26/58 born in Falmouth, Mass.
    ya had me feeling real old. :-(
    
    Don

    
    You know, now that you mention it, I do think Esco turns 21 this month. 
    I'll drop him a line to confirm.
    
    

    
    
    yes he does...i believe he does so on the day that suz turns a year
    older as well...
    
    

       > I do think Esco turns 21 this month
       
       Human years or puppy years?

	Why Don...... I thought your license plate said granddad.... :-)

       Old Granddad.

	Ohhh.... that's right. :-)

    44	01  01    	12:27 AM	Wilkes-Barre, PA.
    
    

    Gee, right near that mountain of junked cars?

    Amos Hamburger      41 09 02
    Karen Reese		44 01 01		Wilkes-Barre, PA	
    Andy Fraser         47 07 02                Kyle of Lochalsh, Scotland
    Jack Delbalso       48 ?? ??                Syracuse, NY
    Tom Davis           49 06 17                Evanston, IL
    Andy Krawiecki      49 08 11
    Jim Henderson       50 07 15                San Francisco, CA    
    Tom Ralston         51 03 11                Rochester, NY
    Gerald Sacks        53 05 28                Syracuse, NY
    Dan Zogran          55 10 05                Newport News, VA
    Phil Hays           55 12 13                Norton, KS
    Brian McBride       58 01 13                Detroit, MI
    Don Butler		58 07 26		Falmouth, MA	
    Brian Markey        58 09 28
    Mark McKenzie       59 12 24		Honolulu, HI
    Mike Wannamacher    60 05 27                Neptune, NJ    
    Barry Moore         60 07 18                Dallas, TX              
    Debra Hanggeli      60 09 23                
    MaryMichael Scanlon 61 02 01                Clinton, MA
    Glen Silva          61 10 08                
    Chris Butkovich     62 05 26                Toronto, ON
    Glenn Richardson    63 01 07                Quebec City, PQ
    Karen Jennison      63 06 06                Worcester, MA
    John Collins        64 03 06                London, ON                
    Pol McSkeane        64 07 25                Glasgow, Scotland
    Michelle Minichino	64 09 04		
    Terrie Woodford     65 02 02                Framingham, MA
    Steve Leech         66 08 04                Niles, MI
    Shawn Labounty      66 09 10                Milford, MA
    Chris Hedley        68 06 30                Newcastle, England
    Jim Sadin           69 03 22                Warner-Robins, GA
    Raq Jandrow		70 11 04		Boston, MA

Missing years:

    Martin Davis           07 21
    Ray Crane              09 06                

    
    Chris Escobar       ?? 09 17
    
    
    	Not sure of the year, but I believe it's '74.
    
    	[In case anyone cares.]
    

    
    yes, it would be '74, but he is no longer a 'boxer, and therefore,
    does not count at this time...
    
    :>
    

'74?!?!?!?!?!?

That makes him _younger_ than my _YOUNGEST_ kid!!!!!

    Ok I give in, as much as I hate to do it... I have this thing about
    people find out how old you are and then treating you different 
    than before they knew.
    
    I am the youngest : 73-7-21, @ 22 years 48 days (actually due to the
    time difference here is Australia and the fact that I was born in
    England, it's 47 days.

Oh fer cripes sakes - YOU'RE just barely older than my youngest daughter,
too, Martin!!!!

What the heck are you doin' eatin' those oreos? Don't you know you'll
get pimples????

    That's it I quit !

    July 13, 1937            Consett, County Durham, England
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    Not old
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    Just been around a while :-)

re: .-1, Joan


Will we get the opportunity to meet you in person at the Late_November_all_
weekend_Toronto_Bash?

    
    Oh yes, yes!  And can we stop by your house and peruse your CD
    collection 8^)?
    
    

    Hopefully Joan and the hubbie will join us at the pahty. If you want to
    visit her CD collection, you'll have to plan a longer trip.  I'll let
    Joan tell you about what she has to go through just to make into work every
    day - dedication like that is hardly found anymore.  My sympathy meter
    extends even farther in the winter!

    
    MARTIN you little WHELP!!
    
    NOW I'll treat you different, oh yes, I will!
    
    ;^)
      

Does Joan live in The Yukon Territory?

    Now I feel old, I get to call Jack D. Something other than you old ...
    
    47-4-30 West Pittston PA

    
      Well, OK, If Joan has the courage :
    
    45-5-29 Boston, MA  Bill Braucher
    
      bb

    >> 45-5-29 Boston, MA  Bill Braucher
    
    "Bill"?  Gee, all this time reading the 'box, I thought
    your first name was "Bob".  :-)
    
    Chris

>     <<< Note 249.304 by TROOA::TEMPLETON "Will wonders never cease!!!" >>>

>    July 13, 1937            Consett, County Durham, England
    
Bless You!

At last, I'm not #1 :-}

    
    
    	JJ Morrissey		Dec 18, 1967		Gardner MA
    

    Joan Templeton	37-07-13		Consett, County Durham,Eng.
    Amos Hamburger      41 09 02
    Karen Reese         44 01 01                Wilkes-Barre, PA        
    Bill Braucher	45 05 29		Boston, MA
    Bill Parke		47 04 30		West Pittston, PA
    Andy Fraser         47 07 02                Kyle of Lochalsh, Scotland
    Jack Delbalso       48 ?? ??                Syracuse, NY
    Tom Davis           49 06 17                Evanston, IL
    Andy Krawiecki      49 08 11
    Jim Henderson       50 07 15                San Francisco, CA    
    Tom Ralston         51 03 11                Rochester, NY
    Gerald Sacks        53 05 28                Syracuse, NY
    Dan Zogran          55 10 05                Newport News, VA
    Phil Hays           55 12 13                Norton, KS
    Brian McBride       58 01 13                Detroit, MI
    Don Butler          58 07 26                Falmouth, MA    
    Brian Markey        58 09 28
    Mark McKenzie       59 12 24                Honolulu, HI
    Mike Wannamacher    60 05 27                Neptune, NJ    
    Barry Moore         60 07 18                Dallas, TX              
    Debra Hanggeli      60 09 23                
    MaryMichael Scanlon 61 02 01                Clinton, MA
    Glen Silva          61 10 08                
    Chris Butkovich     62 05 26                Toronto, ON
    Glenn Richardson    63 01 07                Quebec City, PQ
    Karen Jennison      63 06 06                Worcester, MA
    John Collins        64 03 06                London, ON                
    Pol McSkeane        64 07 25                Glasgow, Scotland
    Michelle Minichino  64 09 04                
    Terrie Woodford     65 02 02                Framingham, MA
    Steve Leech         66 08 04                Niles, MI
    Shawn Labounty      66 09 10                Milford, MA
    Chris Hedley        68 06 30                Newcastle, England
    Jim Sadin           69 03 22                Warner-Robins, GA
    Raq Jandrow         70 11 04                Boston, MA
    Martin Davis	73 07 21		England

Missing years:

    Ray Crane              09 06                

    
      So, Chris Ralto, why are you playing coy.  Send out yer age !
    
      bb

    
    Add me to the list, if you please.
    
    Hank Modica		52-11-19		Townsend Ma.

    
    
    Good job Hank.  You've pushed me one name back to the younger side of
    the spectrum. :')
    
    
    Mike

    >So, Chris Ralto, why are you playing coy.  Send out yer age !
    
     :-)
    
     I wonder how many command performances we'll see. Lessee, who else
    haven't we heard from Diane DeModerator, Mr Gemstone, Bill
    Leftea-Kane...
    
     Oh, mine is 63-4-3; that tightrope between whipper-snapperhood and
    the frantic middle-aged search for lost youth. ;-)

    
    
    He just seems like an old faht.......
    
    
    yer welcome, Mark

    
    alright, hanq!  another scorpio...
    
    >>Brian McBride       58 01 13                Detroit, MI
    
    yer kiddin', right bri????  you certainly don't looq that old!
    
    

    He was born in a peaceful town.

    Joan Templeton      37-07-13                Consett, County Durham,Eng.
    Amos Hamburger      41 09 02
    Karen Reese         44 01 01                Wilkes-Barre, PA        
    Bill Braucher       45 05 29                Boston, MA
    Bill Parke          47 04 30                West Pittston, PA
    Andy Fraser         47 07 02                Kyle of Lochalsh, Scotland
    Jack Delbalso       48 ?? ??                Syracuse, NY
    Tom Davis           49 06 17                Evanston, IL
    Andy Krawiecki      49 08 11
    Jim Henderson       50 07 15                San Francisco, CA    
    Tom Ralston         51 03 11                Rochester, NY
    Hank Modica		52 11 19		Townsend, MA
    Gerald Sacks        53 05 28                Syracuse, NY
    Dan Zogran          55 10 05                Newport News, VA
    Phil Hays           55 12 13                Norton, KS
    Brian McBride       58 01 13                Detroit, MI
    Don Butler          58 07 26                Falmouth, MA    
    Brian Markey        58 09 28
    Mark McKenzie       59 12 24                Honolulu, HI
    Mike Wannamacher    60 05 27                Neptune, NJ    
    Barry Moore         60 07 18                Dallas, TX              
    Debra Hanggeli      60 09 23                
    MaryMichael Scanlon 61 02 01                Clinton, MA
    Glen Silva          61 10 08                
    Chris Butkovich     62 05 26                Toronto, ON
    Glenn Richardson    63 01 07                Quebec City, PQ
    Mark Levesque	63 04 03		
    Karen Jennison      63 06 06                Worcester, MA
    John Collins        64 03 06                London, ON                
    Pol McSkeane        64 07 25                Glasgow, Scotland
    Michelle Minichino  64 09 04                
    Terrie Woodford     65 02 02                Framingham, MA
    Steve Leech         66 08 04                Niles, MI
    Shawn Labounty      66 09 10                Milford, MA
    JJ Morrissey	67 12 18		Gardner, MA
    Chris Hedley        68 06 30                Newcastle, England
    Jim Sadin           69 03 22                Warner-Robins, GA
    Raq Jandrow         70 11 04                Boston, MA
    Martin Davis        73 07 21                England

Missing years:

    Ray Crane              09 06                

    And now, from our home office in Sioux City, Iowa, tonight's
    Top Ten List, the Top Ten Reasons To Play Coy In The Box
    "Happy Birthday" Topic:
    
    
    10.  You can't figure out the twisted "YY MM DD" date format
    
     9.  You're in better company with the ones who don't pony up
    
     8.  You're aghast by your astrological sign
    
     7.  You've forgotten what planet you were born on (only applies
         for autopsied aliens)
    
     6.  The list is somehow reminiscent of the Titanic Guest List
    
     5.  You don't want everyone to know your first name, especially if
         it's not what everyone's been calling you all along
    
     4.  You're waiting for the list to grow, to see which half you're
         gonna be in
    
     3.  You're waiting for Bob Dole to check in with his birthdate,
         so you'll look much younger by comparison
    
     2.  You don't want everyone to know what a young'un you are
         when discussing historical topics
    
     1.  Janet Reno will see your name and plant a chip in your ass
    
    Music:  Jimmy Durante singing that hideous "Septembah!  NoVEMBah!" song
    

    <-- Excellent!

    How come Joan has a hyphen in her date string, but the rest of us
    don't. I think I feel left out!!  :)

    
    Dates prior to 1940 were hyphenated.
    
    								-mr. bill

    Ohhhhhhhhh, I feel better then!!  :)

    re. .292, .293
    
    *granddad*  *Old Granddad*
    
    No not yet! 37 with some grey hair. Yup!.... The kiddies haven't
    brought any little packages home that call me granddad and I'm glad
    of that.  I can wait another 10 years. :-)
    
    Still a youngun...don

    
    chirs, maybe they (the hyphens) are there in the first date to
    designate a given style...kinda like on forms that have lots of lines
    for dollar amounts...usually only the first line has the actual "$" in
    it....it is just assumed for the rest of the lines...
    
    
    yeah, that's it...
    

    
    	Then where are the ditto marks on the rest of the dates??
    
    	Huh?  Huh?
    

    
    the rest of the dates are not the same.  but the format of the dates
    is.
    
    

    >Gee, doc, I always thought you had *years* on me!
    
     It's only one of the many surprises I have in store for you...
    <fiendish laugh>
    
     :-P
    
     Oh, BTW, I was born in the cultural mecca of Nashua, NH.
    

    
     >Oh, BTW, I was born in the cultural mecca of Nashua, NH.
    
    
    	Cultural mecca?  Hmmm ... how long ago did they tear that down?
    

    See 393.1346 for the month and date.
    
    								-mr. bill
    

    
    I'm glad you changed that; I was getting really confused.
    
    

    
    yeah, i couldn't figure out the original one either...
    
    

    ...not only that, but we had no idea what you were talking about
    previously...

I'm still not sure I understand!  I *think* I have it narrowed
down to June 21 - correct????

    
    that would be my guess, if i guessed...
    
    

    RE: Raq abaq....
    
    Why thanks!  Hopefully I don't act it either!

    
    to fill in that blank space as to where...
    
    Melton Mowbray, England
    

    
    58-06-21	(after all, I'm hyphenated)....
    
    								-mr. bill

    <<< Note 249.344 by CONSLT::MCBRIDE "Reformatted to fit your screen" >>>

    RE: Raq abaq....
    
>>    Why thanks!  Hopefully I don't act it either!


       This coming from a guy who thinks *I'M* too old to be listening
    to WAAF!? 

       You sure DON'T act like you're 37.  57 is more like it.   :>)


                                        
                                                           --- BMG
    
  

    Joan Templeton      37-07-13    	Consett, County Durham, England
    Amos Hamburger      41 09 02	??????
    Karen Reese         44 01 01        Wilkes-Barre, PA        
    Bill Braucher       45 05 29        Boston, MA
    Bill Parke          47 04 30        West Pittston, PA
    Andy Fraser         47 07 02        Kyle of Lochalsh, Scotland
    Jack Delbalso       48 ?? ??        Syracuse, NY
    Tom Davis           49 06 17        Evanston, IL
    Andy Krawiecki      49 08 11	Melton Mowbray, England
    Jim Henderson       50 07 15        San Francisco, CA    
    Tom Ralston         51 03 11        Rochester, NY
    Hank Modica         52 11 19        Townsend, MA
    Gerald Sacks        53 05 28        Syracuse, NY
    Dan Zogran          55 10 05        Newport News, VA
    Phil Hays           55 12 13        Norton, KS
    Brian McBride       58 01 13        Detroit, MI
    Bill Licea-Kane	58 06 21	Binghamton, NY
    Don Butler          58 07 26        Falmouth, MA    
    Brian Markey        58 09 28	???????
    Mark McKenzie       59 12 24        Honolulu, HI
    Mike Wannamacher    60 05 27        Neptune, NJ    
    Barry Moore         60 07 18        Dallas, TX              
    Debra Hanggeli      60 09 23        ???????
    MaryMichael Scanlon 61 02 01        Clinton, MA
    Glen Silva          61 10 08        ???????
    Chris Butkovich     62 05 26        Toronto, ON
    Glenn Richardson    63 01 07        Quebec City, PQ
    Mark Levesque       63 04 03        Nashua, NH
    Karen Jennison      63 06 06        Worcester, MA
    John Collins        64 03 06        London, ON                
    Pol McSkeane        64 07 25        Glasgow, Scotland
    Michelle Minichino  64 09 04        ???????
    Terrie Woodford     65 02 02        Framingham, MA
    Steve Leech         66 08 04        Niles, MI
    Shawn Labounty      66 09 10        Milford, MA
    JJ Morrissey        67 12 18        Gardner, MA
    Chris Hedley        68 06 30        Newcastle, England
    Jim Sadin           69 03 22        Warner-Robins, GA
    Raq Jandrow         70 11 04        Boston, MA
    Martin Davis        73 07 21        ???? ,England

Missing years:

    Ray Crane              09 06        ???????

    I'll get you you lurker you!  And turn that damn thing down!  Sheesh,
    kids.....

    
    Regarding the ???? after my name, you decide:
    
    I was born in a hospital in Milford Mass (megaGak), but
    my parents actually lived in Grafton Mass* (notMuchOfAGak)
    at the time. So where am I from?
    
    -b
    
    * In a log cabin, no less... my other thing in common with
      Abe Lincoln (I leave it to you to figure out what that
      other thing is...)

    -.1
    
    >* In a log cabin, no less... my other thing in common with
    >  Abe Lincoln (I leave it to you to figure out what that
    >  other thing is...)
    
    
    Hmmm...maybe you're buck ugly ?
    
    ;^)

    
     Friday september 8th is my SO's birthday. She doesn't know anything
    about this conference. 
    
     Maybe a few Happy Birthday's from some total strangers would be fun.
    
     Her name is Carol, and her node is FOUNDR::HOLLINGS.
    
    Steve

    I sent her a happy birthday note. I'm sure her response will be, "Who
    the hell is this"

    Joan Templeton      37-07-13    	Consett, County Durham, England
    Amos Hamburger      41 09 02	??????
    Karen Reese         44 01 01        Wilkes-Barre, PA        
    Bill Braucher       45 05 29        Boston, MA
    Bill Parke          47 04 30        West Pittston, PA
    Andy Fraser         47 07 02        Kyle of Lochalsh, Scotland
    Jack Delbalso       48 ?? ??        Syracuse, NY
    Tom Davis           49 06 17        Evanston, IL
    Andy Krawiecki      49 08 11	Melton Mowbray, England
    Jim Henderson       50 07 15        San Francisco, CA    
    Tom Ralston         51 03 11        Rochester, NY
    Hank Modica         52 11 19        Townsend, MA
    Gerald Sacks        53 05 28        Syracuse, NY
    Dan Zogran          55 10 05        Newport News, VA
    Phil Hays           55 12 13        Norton, KS
    Brian McBride       58 01 13        Detroit, MI
    Bill Licea-Kane	58 06 21	Binghamton, NY
    Don Butler          58 07 26        Falmouth, MA    
    Brian Markey        58 09 28	???????
    Mark McKenzie       59 12 24        Honolulu, HI
    Mike Wannamacher    60 05 27        Neptune, NJ    
    Barry Moore         60 07 18        Dallas, TX              
    Debra Hanggeli      60 09 23        ???????
    MaryMichael Scanlon 61 02 01        Clinton, MA
    Glen Silva          61 10 08        ???????
    Chris Butkovich     62 05 26        Toronto, ON
    Glenn Richardson    63 01 07        Quebec City, PQ
    Mark Levesque       63 04 03        Nashua, NH
    Karen Jennison      63 06 06        Worcester, MA
    John Collins        64 03 06        London, ON                
    Pol McSkeane        64 07 25        Glasgow, Scotland
    Michelle Minichino  64 09 04        ???????
    Terrie Woodford     65 02 02        Framingham, MA
    Steve Leech         66 08 04        Niles, MI
    Shawn Labounty      66 09 10        Milford, MA
    JJ Morrissey        67 12 18        Gardner, MA
    Chris Hedley        68 06 30        Newcastle, England
    Jim Sadin           69 03 22        Warner-Robins, GA
    Raq Jandrow         70 11 04        Boston, MA
    Martin Davis        73 07 21        Bexley Heath, Kent, England.

Missing years:

    Ray Crane              09 06        ??????? 

    > Hmmm...maybe you're buck ugly ?
    
    no no, _besides_ that... :-)
    
    -b

    I'm not sure if I should smile or complain, every time I see my name
    come up first on the list.
    
    
    Is'nt there any-body out there older than me?
    
    
    And no, I do not live in or close to the Yukon, although there have
    been some days in January when I thought some-one had moved my bus stop
    there.
    
    
    joan

    
    Chris, bb put his birthday in quite a few notes ago - and unless I read
    it wrong, he was {cough} more mature than Joan 8^).
    
    

Err, unless I read it wrong, his YoB was 45.

Yes, yes - I know - it's all kind of a fuzzy, immaterial blur if the YoB
is prior to the 60's.

    
    Oh yeah, the 29th of May, not 1929 8^).
    
    Somebody get me a drink.

>>    <<< Note 249.349 by CONSLT::MCBRIDE "Reformatted to fit your screen" >>>

>>    I'll get you you lurker you!  And turn that damn thing down!  Sheesh,
>>    kids.....



       lurker?    LURKER?!     What's the implication here?

       Spectator?.....definitely.    Instigator?......occasionally.


                          But......lurker?   
 

       What's next?      You gonna call me an.....

                         ................ upstart?


                                                          --- BMG

    .356
    
    Smile. No TFSO. 
    
    We'll all buy you a rubber walker for your birthday.  {multiple
    smileys} since I am just kidding you.
    
    Barry

    24/5/68
    
    Getting on a bit. But still a full head of hair with no grey bits in
    it. Which is the main thing.
    

re .362,

I suppose you must've been born in Reading - I can't think of any other
reason why someone would support such a crap football team!

Chris.

    Regarding the ?????? after my name....sorry I forgot...
    
    
    Boston, MA in a hospital that no longer exits...well it does but by a 
    different name...
    
    michelle
    

    
      I'm sorry I wasn't born in 1929.  It means I missed the Great
     Depression, the Holocaust, all the 20th Century highlights.
    
      Ah, no matter.  There's plenty to get depressed about these days.
    
      bb

>        <<< Note 249.358 by MOLAR::DELBALSO "I (spade) my (dogface)" >>>

>Err, unless I read it wrong, his YoB was 45.

>Yes, yes - I know - it's all kind of a fuzzy, immaterial blur if the YoB
>is prior to the 60's.

Good thing it wasn't one of the kiddies said that. being as how it is from 
another old-faht I'll let it go. :-} :-} :-}

Amos 

BTW change the ?????? to Bahsten Mass. :-} :-}

    
    What about the infamous Mr. Topaz.  Where was he hatched and it what
    era?

    
    	He'll never say.
    

       Unfortunately, the only record was on the 18-minute gap in the
       tape, forever lost.  
       
       Rose Mary W. knows, but she's not telling anyone.

    
     I'd like to thank all you folks who sent my SO Carol a birthday
    greeting. She got a big kick out of it, lots of smiles.
    
     And I could honestly tell her that I don't know any of these people,
    personally that is. Been seeing some of your names in here for years
    though.
    
     Thanks Again,
     Steve

    Hey Shawn - HAPPY BIRTHDAY - are you busy partying and eating cake?
    

    
    Oh yeah dude. Happy birthday!
    
    -b

	Now we know why he had bloodshot eyes in the TTHT topic...

    Dan Kalikow		43 03 02	Lynn, MA  USA
    
    buncha twerpo-whippersnappers, allayez.
    
    |-{:-)
    

	Dan.... shouldn't you also list the birthday of your wonderous car?

    You mean the Ultimate Babemobile?

| <<< Note 249.376 by POLAR::RICHARDSON "Darwinian Trilateral Commissionism" >>>

| You mean the Ultimate Babemobile?

	That's the one!

    
    	RE: a couple, a few ago
    
    	Thanks!!  No real partying to speak of, but I did eat cake.
    

    Joan Templeton      37-07-13        Consett, County Durham, England   
    Amos Hamburger      41 09 02        Boston, MA
    Dan Kalikow		43 03 02	Lynn, MA    
    Karen Reese         44 01 01        Wilkes-Barre, PA            
    Bill Braucher       45 05 29        Boston, MA    
    Bill Parke          47 04 30        West Pittston, PA   
    Andy Fraser         47 07 02        Kyle of Lochalsh, Scotland    
    Jack Delbalso       48 ?? ??        Syracuse, NY    
    Tom Davis           49 06 17        Evanston, IL    
    Andy Krawiecki      49 08 11        Melton Mowbray, England    
    Jim Henderson       50 07 15        San Francisco, CA        
    Tom Ralston         51 03 11        Rochester, NY    
    Hank Modica         52 11 19        Townsend, MA    
    Gerald Sacks        53 05 28        Syracuse, NY    
    Dan Zogran          55 10 05        Newport News, VA    
    Phil Hays           55 12 13        Norton, KS   
    Brian McBride       58 01 13        Detroit, MI
    Bill Licea-Kane     58 06 21        Binghamton, NY    
    Don Butler          58 07 26        Falmouth, MA        
    Brian Markey        58 09 28        Milford, MA    
    Mark McKenzie       59 12 24        Honolulu, HI    
    Mike Wannamacher    60 05 27        Neptune, NJ        
    Barry Moore         60 07 18        Dallas, TX                  
    Debra Hanggeli      60 09 23        ???????    
    MaryMichael Scanlon 61 02 01        Clinton, MA   
    Glen Silva          61 10 08        ???????    
    Chris Butkovich     62 05 26        Toronto, ON    
    Glenn Richardson    63 01 07        Quebec City, PQ    
    Mark Levesque       63 04 03        Nashua, NH    
    Karen Jennison      63 06 06        Worcester, MA    
    John Collins        64 03 06        London, ON                    
    Pol McSkeane        64 07 25        Glasgow, Scotland
    Michelle Minichino  64 09 04        Boston, MA   
    Terrie Woodford     65 02 02        Framingham, MA    
    Steve Leech         66 08 04        Niles, MI    
    Shawn Labounty      66 09 10        Milford, MA    
    JJ Morrissey        67 12 18        Gardner, MA
    Stuart Cooks	68 05 24	Reading?    
    Chris Hedley        68 06 30        Newcastle, England    
    Jim Sadin           69 03 22        Warner-Robins, GA    
    Raq Jandrow         70 11 04        Boston, MA   
    Martin Davis        73 07 21        Bexley Heath, Kent, England.
    
    Missing years:    
    Ray Crane              09 06        ??????? 

    And I've got her prezzie, I'ved got heer prezzie.  I'm sorry, I'm
    just so damned excited about it. :-s

    I  live for these things :-)))))

    
    
    And I know what it is!! I know what it is!!!
    
    :) :)
    

    wot, no shreiking?

    As long as they are moving? :-)))Z

    
    re: .386
    
    >-< {lips move soundlessly} >-
    
    And no muttering under one's breath???
    
    
     Tsk... tsk...
    

    
    what a coincidence...i have her gift as well...now let's just hope it
    isn't the same thing...
    
    

    
    Well, we can find out by asking a few simple questions.  Let's start by
    asking if either requires batteries?

    Nah, it's got a kick start and a big fuel tank. ;-)

    Is it a box o' bow-jolly?

    
    
    Whoever she uses it on (the gift) won't require a kick-start... that's
    for sure!!!
    
    
    And don't ask me if it's the "Unusual Other Things".... I won't tell or
    let on!!
    

    
    This is my last birthday.  I'm getting too old.
    
    

    Happy B.Day!!

    >This is my last birthday.  I'm getting too old.
    
    
    Not if you start boinging some more....  ;)
    

    Happy last birthday!

    
    Er {cough}, I spoke poorly.  I should have said that this is GOING TO BE
    my last birthday.  I haven't yet reached the pinnacle of elderliness,
    but I'm close, kids, I'm close.
    
    
    
    

    {thud}

I s'pose the rest of us _older_ codgers should start packing it in, then . . . 

    May as well.

Thanks. After I finish the pasta.

    
    Jack, you have daughters and a grandcat to keep you young 8^).
    
    

The grandcat has been disowned and many times removed. The daughters are
on the edge.

    .400
    
    PACK it in?
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    I thought we were just getting started -:))))))))
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    joan

    Good town that Cincinnati.  8^)

    Relative to what? Cleveland?

    Well, I remember Cincinnati winning the best major city in north
    america to live in. Toronto came in 4th.

       Cincinnati is in Ohio, therefore it is crap.
       
       The airport is ok, though.

    I hear they have good public transit as well and a clean downtown core.

    
    	The Big Apple has a better downtown core, though.
    

    Ohio's not so bad, unless your from Michigan. They have fixed up
    Cleveland pretty well. The waterfront area was really nice when I was
    there a couple of years ago. Nice restaurants. Now Gary, Indiana
    there's a place, unless you like clean air. Cinci though, haven't been
    there since like 1977. Think it's changed?

 The airport is in Kentucky, right?

    
    The Cincinnati airport is in Erlanger, Kentucky, methinks.
    
    

 Yep.

    It's actually the Cincinnati-Northern Kentucky International Airport. 
    They finally included Kentucky in the name.  Guess it's only fair since
    the airport is not even in Ohio.

    Is this the same one that also services Huntington, WV?  I'm so
    geographically challenged...

    <--- I don't think so.  Huntington is about a 4.5 hour drive from the
    airport- at least the Cin/N.Kent. airport.  8^)  
    
    This is an estimate, of course, relative to your automotive velocity.
    8^)

    Oh dear, I'm more challenged than I thot.  All I know is the place 
    served the 'tri-state' area, I was in WV, ferrying folks from the
    airport to my sister's apartment and/or local hotels.  I think the
    airport was actually in Kentucky?  In anycase, I missed the exit on
    one of my jaunts and ended up in Ohio.  

  .420  did you see neil young or chrissy hind?
	that's what _i_ wanna know.

    .420
    
    Well, the airport *is* in a tri-state area, only the three states are
    Kentucky, Ohio and Indiana.  8^)

    but really, steve, I WAS in west virginia!  or was it a dream....:-)

    
    Perhaps a dream, perhaps just almost heaven.
    
    

    
    or perhaps Iowa

    
    my granny turns 75 years old today
    
    
    

    
    Happy Birthday Raq's Grandmama!
    
    

    
    	What's her name ... Jim?
    
    	No, sorry ... that's Deb's grandmother.
    

    
    
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 Hey!

    re: .407, .409
    
    You will notice that I no longer live in Cincinnati and after my recent
    brief return visit, would not live there again.  It's just not my kind
    of place.
    
    Bob

    most of you don't know him, but today is my hunnie's 28th b-day...
    
    

    
    
    Oh, that's right!  Happy Birthday Steve!
    
    
    Terrie
    

    re: .431
    
    Aw, c'mon.  You can't seriously like all that traffic in the
    greater Dallas area.  And the weather...might as well live inside an
    oven for 8 months.  8^)
    
    Okay, so there's a lot to do there.  Yeah, I'll admit that.  But you
    have to fight a bazillion other people to get where you are going- at
    any given time of the day or night. 
    
    
    -steve [starting a Dallas v. Cincinnati war...  8^) ]

    
    well Steve, they do have the better football team.

    
    might as well add my name to the list.
    
    1/9/59   Fullerton, CA

    Happy Birthday Mr. Howard! :-)

    re: .434
    
    No wars.  I learned a long time ago that there is no 'best' place to
    live because not everyone has the same definition of 'best'.
    
    Bob

> because not everyone has the same definition of 'best'.
  
What do you suppose it would take to get Our Jack Martin to understand this 
concept, Bob?

	The 2nd coming.....

    re: .440
    
    Glen, you beat me to it:-)
    
    Bob

| <<< Note 249.441 by ROWLET::AINSLEY "Less than 150kts is TOO slow!" >>>

| Glen, you beat me to it:-)

	BOB!!!!!!!  

    
    Hmm. I don't remember Mr. Ainsley's birthday appearing on the list ?
    How ancient are you, Bob ?  Did they not have calendars then ?
    
    "In the beginning, God made the heavens and the earth. And the earth
     was without Forms"...because Bob had replaced them with a GUI.
    
    ;^)

    Barry,
    
    I entered a reply, but I guess I'm not sufficiently ancient to be worth
    updating the list.
    
    Bob

Chris has more important things to do now that she's a homeowner.

    re: .438
    
    Gee Bob, you're no fun.  8^)

    
    To Mz. Deb,
    
    A most glorious happy birthday to you, in whatever little
    chamber you happen to find yourself at the time.
    
    -b

        I'll drink to that, Brian! All the best Deb!!
        

 Happy b'day Deb!






 Jim who'll wear an extra dab of Olde Barque Mulch just for you!





 

    
    
    Have a wonderfull birthday Mz. Deb!
    
    
    
    Terrie
    

    
    
    Yes, Mz. Deb, here's to a wonderful birthday to you.
    
    Mike

    Have a great day Mz. Deb. Happy Birthday.
    
    Don

    
    Happy Birthday Mz Debra, may you enjoy many, many more. :-) :-)

    At the risk of sounding repetitious...
    
    Happy B.Day, Mz_Debra!!

    
    	Happy birthday, Deb.
    

    Deb,
    
    Have a fantastic birthday.
    
    
    
    
    Get up singing :-)
     
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    And don't let up for the rest of the day.
    
    
    
    
    
    joan

Deb - Let me be the first to wish you an official HAPPY BIRTHDAY....
    
    (and Jack, you are too right about being the busy homeowner - I have
    been stripping wallpaper for the last two days... tomorrow I'm going to
    start painting!)

    
    Happy Birthday, Ms. Hangelli...
    
    You are now the newest member on the over-35 list. I before U by 3
    months. 
    
    Have a nice one, wherever you went off to.
    
    --- Barry
    
    P.S. BTW Davis, you're still the pubeless wonder in this box.
    
    ;^)

    
    Happy Birthday, mz_debra!
    
    May you enjoy all your prezzies, whether they be just the usual
    things or Unusual Other Things!
    
    
    
    Your fawning and slavish admirer,
    
    
    
    Rob
    

Happy Birthday, Wrinkly Deb!

Chris.

    
    8,^}
    
    I thank all of you most sincerely for your good wishes; well, all
    except you, LagerLout 8^p.
    
    I may be old, but I'm still smooth as silk 8^).
    
    

>    P.S. BTW Davis, you're still the pubeless wonder in this box.
>    
>    ;^)
    
    So kind of you to remind me !!! What the hell are pubes anyway ?? 

	Sheesh, doncha know you're all gonna drive poor mz_debra
	crazy with all those prompt (yea, even *early*) birthday
	wishes ?

	How better to honor the lady than with *BELATED* birthday
	greetings?

	Hope it was wonderful, mz_debra!

	Karen

    Joan Templeton      37-07-13        Consett, County Durham, England      
    Amos Hamburger      41 09 02        Boston, MA    
    Dan Kalikow         43 03 02        Lynn, MA        
    Karen Reese         44 01 01        Wilkes-Barre, PA                
    Bill Braucher       45 05 29        Boston, MA        
    Bill Parke          47 04 30        West Pittston, PA      
    Andy Fraser         47 07 02        Kyle of Lochalsh, Scotland       
    Jack Delbalso       48 ?? ??        Syracuse, NY        
    Tom Davis           49 06 17        Evanston, IL        
    Andy Krawiecki      49 08 11        Melton Mowbray, England        
    Jim Henderson       50 07 15        San Francisco, CA            
    Tom Ralston         51 03 11        Rochester,NY        
    Hank Modica         52 11 19        Townsend, MA       
    Gerald Sacks        53 05 28        Syracuse, NY  
    Bob Ainsley		54 04 12	Cincinnati, OH      
    Dan Zogran          55 10 05        Newport News, VA        
    Phil Hays           55 12 13        Norton, KS
    Brian McBride       58 01 13        Detroit, MI    
    Bill Licea-Kane     58 06 21        Binghamton, NY        
    Don Butler          58 07 26        Falmouth, MA            
    Brian Markey        58 09 28        Milford, MA       
    Mark Battis		59 09 01	Fullerton, CA
    Mark McKenzie       59 12 24        Honolulu, HI        
    Mike Wannamacher    60 05 27        Neptune, NJ            
    Barry Moore         60 07 18        Dallas, TX                      
    Debra Hanggeli      60 09 23        ???????        
    MaryMichael Scanlon 61 02 01        Clinton, MA       
    Glen Silva          61 10 08        ???????       
    Chris Butkovich     62 05 26        Toronto, ON        
    Geoff Keller	62 09 14
    Glenn Richardson    63 01 07        Quebec City, PQ        
    Mark Levesque       63 04 03        Nashua, NH        
    Karen Jennison      63 06 06        Worcester, MA       
    John Collins        64 03 06        London, ON
    Pol McSkeane        64 07 25        Glasgow, Scotland    
    Michelle Minichino  64 09 04        Boston, MA       
    Terrie Woodford     65 02 02        Framingham, MA        
    Steve Leech         66 08 04        Niles, MI        
    Shawn Labounty      66 09 10        Milford, MA       
    JJ Morrissey        67 12 18        Gardner, MA    
    Stuart Cooks        68 05 24        Reading?        
    Chris Hedley        68 06 30        Newcastle, England        
    Jim Sadin           69 03 22        Warner-Robins, GA        
    Raq Jandrow         70 11 04        Boston, MA      
    Martin Davis        73 07 21        Bexley Heath, Kent, England.       
    
    Missing years:        
    Ray Crane              09 06        ???????                        

Lady Di is notable by her absence... go on, do tell!

Chris.

    Greetings all,
    
    My birthday is 9/28/51 in Stafford Conn. 
    
    Now is there anyone out there with strength enough for 44 spanks? 
    Soon that'll be considered elder abuse...
    
    
    Fred Mudgett
    
    

    <--- ask Glen ! :*)

	Martin, that is what I like about you. You're soooo helpful! :-)

    you're welcome !!!

    
    HAPPY BURFDAY BWIAN MAHKEEEE!!!
    

    
    yer old fart
    

    
    Happy belated birthday -b

    another happy belated birthday Bri

    ditto

    
    Thanks all! It was a happy birthday! Pssssst.... I got
    beer making supplies!!! :-)
    
    -b

    
    <--- well hop to it my good man

    I won't be around in the morning to say this to Dan (only because I
    rarely have a chance to get into soapbox early in the day)
    
    
    Happy birthday to you
    
    
    
    Happy birthday to you
    
    
    Happy birthday
    
    
    Dan Zogran
    
    
    
    Happy birthday to you
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    Aaand many Moooooooooore
    
    
    
    
    
    joan

    Joan Templeton      37-07-13        Consett, County Durham, England    
    Amos Hamburger      41 09 02        Boston, MA    
    Dan Kalikow         43 03 02        Lynn, MA        
    Karen Reese         44 01 01        Wilkes-Barre, PA                
    Bill Braucher       45 05 29        Boston, MA        
    Bill Parke          47 04 30        West Pittston, PA      
    Andy Fraser         47 07 02        Kyle of Lochalsh, Scotland       
    Jack Delbalso       48 ?? ??        Syracuse, NY        
    Tom Davis           49 06 17        Evanston, IL        
    Andy Krawiecki      49 08 11        Melton Mowbray, England        
    Jim Henderson       50 07 15        San Francisco, CA            
    Tom Ralston         51 03 11        Rochester,NY        
    Fred Mudgett	51 09 28	Stafford, CT
    Hank Modica         52 11 19        Townsend, MA       
    Gerald Sacks        53 05 28        Syracuse, NY  
    Bob Ainsley         54 04 12        Cincinnati, OH      
    Dan Zogran          55 10 05        Newport News, VA        
    Phil Hays           55 12 13        Norton, KS
    Brian McBride       58 01 13        Detroit, MI    
    Bill Licea-Kane     58 06 21        Binghamton, NY        
    Don Butler          58 07 26        Falmouth, MA            
    Brian Markey        58 09 28        Milford, MA       
    Mark Battis         59 09 01        Fullerton, CA
    Mark McKenzie       59 12 24        Honolulu, HI        
    Mike Wannamacher    60 05 27        Neptune, NJ            
    Barry Moore         60 07 18        Dallas, TX                      
    Debra Hanggeli      60 09 23        ???????        
    MaryMichael Scanlon 61 02 01        Clinton, MA       
    Glen Silva          61 10 08        ???????       
    Chris Butkovich     62 05 26        Toronto, ON        
    Geoff Keller        62 09 14
    Glenn Richardson    63 01 07        Quebec City, PQ        
    Mark Levesque       63 04 03        Nashua, NH        
    Karen Jennison      63 06 06        Worcester, MA       
    John Collins        64 03 06        London, ON
    Pol McSkeane        64 07 25        Glasgow, Scotland    
    Michelle Minichino  64 09 04        Boston, MA       
    Terrie Woodford     65 02 02        Framingham, MA        
    Steve Leech         66 08 04        Niles, MI        
    Shawn Labounty      66 09 10        Milford, MA       
    JJ Morrissey        67 12 18        Gardner, MA    
    Stuart Cooks        68 05 24        Reading?        
    Chris Hedley        68 06 30        Newcastle, England        
    Jim Sadin           69 03 22        Warner-Robins, GA        
    Raq Jandrow         70 11 04        Boston, MA      
    Martin Davis        73 07 21        Bexley Heath, Kent, England.       
    
    Missing years:        
    Ray Crane              09 06        ???????                        

		1948	Jack Delbalso	    Syracuse, NY
01	01	1944	Karen Reese	    Wilkes-Barre, PA
01	07	1963	Glenn Richardson    Quebec City, PQ
01	13	1958	Brian McBride	    Detroit, MI
02	01	1961	MaryMichael Scanlon Clinton, MA
02	02	1965	Terrie Woodford	    Framingham, MA
03	02	1943	Dan Kalikow	    Lynn, MA
03	06	1964	John Collins	    London, ON
03	11	1951	Tom Ralston	    Rochester, NY
03	22	1969	Jim Sadin	    Warner-Robins, GA
04	03	1963	Mark Levesque	    Nashua, NH
04	12	1954	Bob Ainsley	    Cincinnati, OH
04	30	1947	Bill Parke	    West Pittston, PA
05	24	1968	Stuart Cooks	    Reading, England
05	26	1962	Chris Butkovich	    Toronto, ON
05	27	1960	Mike Wannamacher    Neptune, NJ
05	28	1953	Gerald Sacks	    Syracuse, NY
05	29	1945	Bill Braucher	    Boston, MA
06	06	1963	Karen Jennison	    Worcester, MA
06	17	1949	Tom Davis	    Evanston, IL
06	21	1958	Bill Licea-Kane	    Binhamton, NY
06	30	1968	Chris Hedley	    Newcastle, England
07	02	1947	Andy Fraser	    Kyle of Lochalsh, Scotland
07	13	1937	Joan Templeton	    Consett, County Durham, England
07	15	1950	Jim Henderson	    San Francisco, CA
07	18	1960	Barry Moore	    Dallas, TX
07	21	1973	Martin Davis	    Bexley Heath, Kent, England
07	25	1964	Pol McSkeane	    Glasgow, Scotland
07	26	1958	Don Butler	    Falmouth, MA
08	04	1966	Steve Leech	    Niles, MI
08	11	1949	Andy Krawiecki	    Melton Mowbray, England
09	01	1959	Mark Battis	    Fullerton, CA
09	02	1941	Amos Hamburger	    Boston, MA
09	04	1964	Michelle Minichino  Boston, MA
09	06		Ray Crane	
09	10	1966	Shawn Labounty	    Milford, MA
09	14	1962	Geoff Keller	
09	23	1960	Debra Hanggeli	
09	28	1951	Fred Mudgett	    Stafford, CT
09	28	1958	Brian Markey	    Milford, MA
10	05	1955	Dan Zogran	    Newport News, VA
10	08	1961	Glen Silva	
11	04	1970	Raq Jandrow	    Boston,MA
11	19	1952	Hank Modica	    Townsend, MA
12	13	1955	Phil Hays	    Norton, KS
12	18	1967	JJ Morrissey	    Gardner, MA
12	24	1959	Mark McKenzie	    Honolulu, HI

    
    Happy boithday, Glen...
    
    Won't be around...goin' on vacation 2morrow.
    
    

    .479
    To fill in the blank I was born in 1951.

    
       My birthday's Oct. 6th....... but I'll skip the boob cake.
    
    
    
       er.....1950
    
    
    
       Rosie

 .483  8^|

       
       Somebody gave M.A. a boob cake?  He must have lost his head.

| <<< Note 249.480 by DPDMAI::GUINEO::MOORE "HEY! All you mimes be quiet!" >>>


| Happy boithday, Glen...

	Thank ya! Boob cakes are out. I wonder what kind of cake I want......

    How about a California potato chip cake ?
    
    You DON'T wanna know.

        re .477 - Thanks

    Hope that this, my 40th Birthday, is not a omen of things to come - 

    The remnants of Hurricane Opal roars into Atlanta

    Power goes out at 4:00 am (still out as of 1:50 pm)

    Large oak at back of property comes down.  No damage, but more firewood
    than I need.  Spent the better part of the morning with the chain saw
    cutting it up. 

    School is out, so all 4 kids are home

    Oh well, the Zogran clan will descend on a local restaurant tonight
    that has offered free meals to kids that attend the Elementary school
    that mine do.  This offer is only good on Thursday nights.  Maybe they
    offer a free dinner on ones birthday!

    Dan 
    

    
    Happy boithday, Dannyboy.
    
    
    Mike

    
    Happy Birthday, Dan!
    
    

    Have a happy bithday Rosie.
    
    
    Do something silly, giddy and illogical.
    
    And blame it on the day.

    Anyone who wants to do something silly, giddy and illogical can send a
    happy B-day e-mail to my girlfriend.
    
    Her name's Melissa and she's at
    
    mowi@dartmouth.edu
    
    Her birthday's not until Sunday, but I figured I'd get this note out
    today. Feel free to send one early.

    
    She has the same B-day as Glen.
    
    Coincidence?  You decide.
    

    
    Happy birthday Glen, Dan and Rosie. oh and covey's SO

	I just sent Melissa mail for her birthday. I wonder what she will
think?

    
    ...especially if it's not really Melissa.
    

    
    	It's probably the location of the FBI's kiddie-porn location on
    	the net, and "Happy Birthday" is the code for "Add me to your
    	list".
    
    	Jim is such a clown.
    
    	8^)
    

    Kiddie porn? I think not!
    
    And by the way, she's 6 on sunday.  :)

    
        Thanks for the birthday wishes, and happy birthday to all the
    Oct. birthday peoples.
    
        Rosie

    God bless the boob cakes, every one!

    
        here yea, here yeah!
    
    And god bless the boobs that eat them!

    Happy birthday Glen.
    
    joan
    

    
    Happy 34th Birthday, Glen!  You old codger!
    
    Have one on me!  (One what, I'll leave up to your discretion.)
    
    
    
    Rob
    

Reformatted for my convenience!  Hope there's no typos there.  Oh, and
happy birthday, Glen!

Chris.

XX-XXX-1948	Jack Delbalso	    Syracuse, NY
01-JAN-1944	Karen Reese	    Wilkes-Barre, PA
07-JAN-1963	Glenn Richardson    Quebec City, PQ
13-JAN-1958	Brian McBride	    Detroit, MI
01-FEB-1961	MaryMichael Scanlon Clinton, MA
02-FEB-1965	Terrie Woodford	    Framingham, MA
02-MAR-1943	Dan Kalikow	    Lynn, MA
06-MAR-1964	John Collins	    London, ON
11-MAR-1951	Tom Ralston	    Rochester, NY
22-MAR-1969	Jim Sadin	    Warner-Robins, GA
03-APR-1963	Mark Levesque	    Nashua, NH
12-APR-1954	Bob Ainsley	    Cincinnati, OH
30-APR-1947	Bill Parke	    West Pittston, PA
24-MAY-1968	Stuart Cooks	    Reading, England
26-MAY-1962	Chris Butkovich	    Toronto, ON
27-MAY-1960	Mike Wannamacher    Neptune, NJ
28-MAY-1953	Gerald Sacks	    Syracuse, NY
29-MAY-1945	Bill Braucher	    Boston, MA
06-JUN-1963	Karen Jennison	    Worcester, MA
17-JUN-1949	Tom Davis	    Evanston, IL
21-JUN-1958	Bill Licea-Kane	    Binhamton, NY
30-JUN-1968	Chris Hedley	    Jarrow, Co. Durham, England
02-JUL-1947	Andy Fraser	    Kyle of Lochalsh, Scotland
13-JUL-1937	Joan Templeton	    Consett, County Durham, England
15-JUL-1950	Jim Henderson	    San Francisco, CA
18-JUL-1960	Barry Moore	    Dallas, TX
21-JUL-1973	Martin Davis	    Bexley Heath, Kent, England
25-JUL-1964	Pol McSkeane	    Glasgow, Scotland
26-JUL-1958	Don Butler	    Falmouth, MA
04-AUG-1966	Steve Leech	    Niles, MI
11-AUG-1949	Andy Krawiecki	    Melton Mowbray, England
01-SEP-1959	Mark Battis	    Fullerton, CA
02-SEP-1941	Amos Hamburger	    Boston, MA
04-SEP-1964	Michelle Minichino  Boston, MA
06-SEP-17XX	Ray Crane	
10-SEP-1966	Shawn Labounty	    Milford, MA
14-SEP-1962	Geoff Keller	
23-SEP-1960	Debra Hanggeli	
28-SEP-1951	Fred Mudgett	    Stafford, CT
28-SEP-1958	Brian Markey	    Milford, MA
05-OCT-1955	Dan Zogran	    Newport News, VA
08-OCT-1961	Glen Silva	
04-NOV-1970	Raq Jandrow	    Boston,MA
19-NOV-1952	Hank Modica	    Townsend, MA
13-DEC-1955	Phil Hays	    Norton, KS
18-DEC-1967	JJ Morrissey	    Gardner, MA
24-DEC-1959	Mark McKenzie	    Honolulu, HI

    
    'tine was also born on November 4th, but I don't know the year.
    
    

>	I just sent Melissa mail for her birthday. I wonder what she will
>think?
    
    I would think she felt most privileged getting a birthday message from
    a monarch..... most people have to wait until they are 100 !! :*)

    Thanks to those who sent notes to Melissa...she enjoyed 'em!

	Martin, i was hoping to get a b-day spanking from you! :-)

	I was calling my friends on saturday, as i wanted to go out with them
that night. everyone had plans except for one. when i got to the restaurant,
everyone who was supposed to be busy, was there. too cool. great b-day!

    ZZZ       Martin, i was hoping to get a b-day spanking from you! :-)
    
    See, I knew you liked me!!!!

    .509
    
    Melissa said to tell you that she is turning 21, not 6!

	Jacko.... no spankings from you.

    
    .479
    
    Chris, my birthday is January 9th 1959, not 9/1/59. sorry for the
    confusion.
    
    Mark

	Mark being confusing???? No way!!! Nope! Not possible! ;-)

    Oh, I thought you meant me!

XX-XXX-1948	Jack Delbalso	    Syracuse, NY
01-JAN-1944	Karen Reese	    Wilkes-Barre, PA
07-JAN-1963	Glenn Richardson    Quebec City, PQ
09-JAN-1959	Mark Battis	    Fullerton, CA
13-JAN-1958	Brian McBride	    Detroit, MI
01-FEB-1961	MaryMichael Scanlon Clinton, MA
02-FEB-1965	Terrie Woodford	    Framingham, MA
02-MAR-1943	Dan Kalikow	    Lynn, MA
06-MAR-1964	John Collins	    London, ON
11-MAR-1951	Tom Ralston	    Rochester, NY
22-MAR-1969	Jim Sadin	    Warner-Robins, GA
03-APR-1963	Mark Levesque	    Nashua, NH
12-APR-1954	Bob Ainsley	    Cincinnati, OH
30-APR-1947	Bill Parke	    West Pittston, PA
24-MAY-1968	Stuart Cooks	    Reading, England
26-MAY-1962	Chris Butkovich	    Toronto, ON
27-MAY-1960	Mike Wannamacher    Neptune, NJ
28-MAY-1953	Gerald Sacks	    Syracuse, NY
29-MAY-1945	Bill Braucher	    Boston, MA
06-JUN-1963	Karen Jennison	    Worcester, MA
17-JUN-1949	Tom Davis	    Evanston, IL
21-JUN-1958	Bill Licea-Kane	    Binhamton, NY
30-JUN-1968	Chris Hedley	    Jarrow, County Durham, England
02-JUL-1947	Andy Fraser	    Kyle of Lochalsh, Scotland
13-JUL-1937	Joan Templeton	    Consett, County Durham, England
15-JUL-1950	Jim Henderson	    San Francisco, CA
18-JUL-1960	Barry Moore	    Dallas, TX
21-JUL-1973	Martin Davis	    Bexley Heath, Kent, England
25-JUL-1964	Pol McSkeane	    Glasgow, Scotland
26-JUL-1958	Don Butler	    Falmouth, MA
04-AUG-1966	Steve Leech	    Niles, MI
11-AUG-1949	Andy Krawiecki	    Melton Mowbray, England
02-SEP-1941	Amos Hamburger	    Boston, MA
04-SEP-1964	Michelle Minichino  Boston, MA
06-SEP-17XX	Ray Crane	
10-SEP-1966	Shawn Labounty	    Milford, MA
14-SEP-1962	Geoff Keller	
23-SEP-1960	Debra Hanggeli	
28-SEP-1951	Fred Mudgett	    Stafford, CT
28-SEP-1958	Brian Markey	    Milford, MA
05-OCT-1955	Dan Zogran	    Newport News, VA
08-OCT-1961	Glen Silva	
04-NOV-1970	Raq Jandrow	    Boston,MA
19-NOV-1952	Hank Modica	    Townsend, MA
13-DEC-1955	Phil Hays	    Norton, KS
18-DEC-1967	JJ Morrissey	    Gardner, MA
24-DEC-1959	Mark McKenzie	    Honolulu, HI

    
    A-hem.
    
    I repeat, Christine Kelly's birthday is November 4th.
    
    Get with the program 8^)!
    
    

XX-XXX-1948	Jack Delbalso	    Syracuse, NY
01-JAN-1944	Karen Reese	    Wilkes-Barre, PA
07-JAN-1963	Glenn Richardson    Quebec City, PQ
09-JAN-1959	Mark Battis	    Fullerton, CA
13-JAN-1958	Brian McBride	    Detroit, MI
01-FEB-1961	MaryMichael Scanlon Clinton, MA
15-MAY-1961     Jack Martin         Needham, MA
02-FEB-1965	Terrie Woodford	    Framingham, MA
02-MAR-1943	Dan Kalikow	    Lynn, MA
06-MAR-1964	John Collins	    London, ON
11-MAR-1951	Tom Ralston	    Rochester, NY
22-MAR-1969	Jim Sadin	    Warner-Robins, GA
03-APR-1963	Mark Levesque	    Nashua, NH
12-APR-1954	Bob Ainsley	    Cincinnati, OH
30-APR-1947	Bill Parke	    West Pittston, PA
24-MAY-1968	Stuart Cooks	    Reading, England
26-MAY-1962	Chris Butkovich	    Toronto, ON
27-MAY-1960	Mike Wannamacher    Neptune, NJ
28-MAY-1953	Gerald Sacks	    Syracuse, NY
29-MAY-1945	Bill Braucher	    Boston, MA
06-JUN-1963	Karen Jennison	    Worcester, MA
17-JUN-1949	Tom Davis	    Evanston, IL
21-JUN-1958	Bill Licea-Kane	    Binhamton, NY
30-JUN-1968	Chris Hedley	    Jarrow, County Durham, England
02-JUL-1947	Andy Fraser	    Kyle of Lochalsh, Scotland
13-JUL-1937	Joan Templeton	    Consett, County Durham, England
15-JUL-1950	Jim Henderson	    San Francisco, CA
18-JUL-1960	Barry Moore	    Dallas, TX
21-JUL-1973	Martin Davis	    Bexley Heath, Kent, England
25-JUL-1964	Pol McSkeane	    Glasgow, Scotland
26-JUL-1958	Don Butler	    Falmouth, MA
04-AUG-1966	Steve Leech	    Niles, MI
11-AUG-1949	Andy Krawiecki	    Melton Mowbray, England
02-SEP-1941	Amos Hamburger	    Boston, MA
04-SEP-1964	Michelle Minichino  Boston, MA
06-SEP-17XX	Ray Crane	
10-SEP-1966	Shawn Labounty	    Milford, MA
14-SEP-1962	Geoff Keller	
23-SEP-1960	Debra Hanggeli	
28-SEP-1951	Fred Mudgett	    Stafford, CT
28-SEP-1958	Brian Markey	    Milford, MA
05-OCT-1955	Dan Zogran	    Newport News, VA
08-OCT-1961	Glen Silva	
04-NOV-1970	Raq Jandrow	    Boston,MA
19-NOV-1952	Hank Modica	    Townsend, MA
13-DEC-1955	Phil Hays	    Norton, KS
18-DEC-1967	JJ Morrissey	    Gardner, MA
24-DEC-1959	Mark McKenzie	    Honolulu, HI

    
    	Ummm, something tells me that Deb knows 'tine's birthday.
    
    	Call it a hunch.  8^)
    

XX-XXX-1948	Jack Delbalso	    Syracuse, NY
01-JAN-1944	Karen Reese	    Wilkes-Barre, PA
07-JAN-1963	Glenn Richardson    Quebec City, PQ
09-JAN-1959	Mark Battis	    Fullerton, CA
13-JAN-1958	Brian McBride	    Detroit, MI
01-FEB-1961	MaryMichael Scanlon Clinton, MA
15-MAY-1961     Jack Martin         Needham, MA
02-FEB-1965	Terrie Woodford	    Framingham, MA
02-MAR-1943	Dan Kalikow	    Lynn, MA
06-MAR-1964	John Collins	    London, ON
11-MAR-1951	Tom Ralston	    Rochester, NY
22-MAR-1969	Jim Sadin	    Warner-Robins, GA
03-APR-1963	Mark Levesque	    Nashua, NH
12-APR-1954	Bob Ainsley	    Cincinnati, OH
30-APR-1947	Bill Parke	    West Pittston, PA
24-MAY-1968	Stuart Cooks	    Reading, England
26-MAY-1962	Chris Butkovich	    Toronto, ON
27-MAY-1960	Mike Wannamacher    Neptune, NJ
28-MAY-1953	Gerald Sacks	    Syracuse, NY
29-MAY-1945	Bill Braucher	    Boston, MA
06-JUN-1963	Karen Jennison	    Worcester, MA
17-JUN-1949	Tom Davis	    Evanston, IL
21-JUN-1958	Bill Licea-Kane	    Binhamton, NY
30-JUN-1968	Chris Hedley	    Jarrow, County Durham, England
02-JUL-1947	Andy Fraser	    Kyle of Lochalsh, Scotland
13-JUL-1937	Joan Templeton	    Consett, County Durham, England
15-JUL-1950	Jim Henderson	    San Francisco, CA
18-JUL-1960	Barry Moore	    Dallas, TX
21-JUL-1973	Martin Davis	    Bexley Heath, Kent, England
25-JUL-1964	Pol McSkeane	    Glasgow, Scotland
26-JUL-1958	Don Butler	    Falmouth, MA
04-AUG-1966	Steve Leech	    Niles, MI
11-AUG-1949	Andy Krawiecki	    Melton Mowbray, England
02-SEP-1941	Amos Hamburger	    Boston, MA
04-SEP-1964	Michelle Minichino  Boston, MA
06-SEP-17XX	Ray Crane	
10-SEP-1966	Shawn Labounty	    Milford, MA
14-SEP-1962	Geoff Keller	
23-SEP-1960	Debra Hanggeli	
28-SEP-1951	Fred Mudgett	    Stafford, CT
28-SEP-1958	Brian Markey	    Milford, MA
05-OCT-1955	Dan Zogran	    Newport News, VA
08-OCT-1961	Glen Silva	
04-NOV-1970	Raq Jandrow	    Boston,MA
04-NOV-XXXX	'tine Kelly
19-NOV-1952	Hank Modica	    Townsend, MA
13-DEC-1955	Phil Hays	    Norton, KS
18-DEC-1967	JJ Morrissey	    Gardner, MA
24-DEC-1959	Mark McKenzie	    Honolulu, HI

    .517
    How did you get my birth year at 17XX...only my kids think that. I was
    born in Hamburg, N.J.  The year was 1951.

    
    	Amazing.  You don't look a day over 50.
    

XX-XXX-1948	Jack Delbalso	    Syracuse, NY
01-JAN-1944	Karen Reese	    Wilkes-Barre, PA
07-JAN-1963	Glenn Richardson    Quebec City, PQ
09-JAN-1959	Mark Battis	    Fullerton, CA
13-JAN-1958	Brian McBride	    Detroit, MI
01-FEB-1961	MaryMichael Scanlon Clinton, MA
15-MAY-1961     Jack Martin         Needham, MA
02-FEB-1965	Terrie Woodford	    Framingham, MA
02-MAR-1943	Dan Kalikow	    Lynn, MA
06-MAR-1964	John Collins	    London, ON
11-MAR-1951	Tom Ralston	    Rochester, NY
22-MAR-1969	Jim Sadin	    Warner-Robins, GA
03-APR-1963	Mark Levesque	    Nashua, NH
12-APR-1954	Bob Ainsley	    Cincinnati, OH
30-APR-1947	Bill Parke	    West Pittston, PA
24-MAY-1968	Stuart Cooks	    Reading, England
26-MAY-1962	Chris Butkovich	    Toronto, ON
27-MAY-1960	Mike Wannamacher    Neptune, NJ
28-MAY-1953	Gerald Sacks	    Syracuse, NY
29-MAY-1945	Bill Braucher	    Boston, MA
06-JUN-1963	Karen Jennison	    Worcester, MA
17-JUN-1949	Tom Davis	    Evanston, IL
21-JUN-1958	Bill Licea-Kane	    Binhamton, NY
30-JUN-1968	Chris Hedley	    Jarrow, County Durham, England
02-JUL-1947	Andy Fraser	    Kyle of Lochalsh, Scotland
13-JUL-1937	Joan Templeton	    Consett, County Durham, England
15-JUL-1950	Jim Henderson	    San Francisco, CA
18-JUL-1960	Barry Moore	    Dallas, TX
21-JUL-1973	Martin Davis	    Bexley Heath, Kent, England
25-JUL-1964	Pol McSkeane	    Glasgow, Scotland
26-JUL-1958	Don Butler	    Falmouth, MA
04-AUG-1966	Steve Leech	    Niles, MI
11-AUG-1949	Andy Krawiecki	    Melton Mowbray, England
02-SEP-1941	Amos Hamburger	    Boston, MA
04-SEP-1964	Michelle Minichino  Boston, MA
06-SEP-1951	Ray Crane           Hamburg, NJ
10-SEP-1966	Shawn Labounty	    Milford, MA
14-SEP-1962	Geoff Keller	
23-SEP-1960	Debra Hanggeli	
28-SEP-1951	Fred Mudgett	    Stafford, CT
28-SEP-1958	Brian Markey	    Milford, MA
05-OCT-1955	Dan Zogran	    Newport News, VA
08-OCT-1961	Glen Silva	
04-NOV-1970	Raq Jandrow	    Boston,MA
04-NOV-XXXX	'tine Kelly
19-NOV-1952	Hank Modica	    Townsend, MA
13-DEC-1955	Phil Hays	    Norton, KS
18-DEC-1967	JJ Morrissey	    Gardner, MA
24-DEC-1959	Mark McKenzie	    Honolulu, HI

       Even the simplest of tasks is beyond the ken of Our Jack.

    ZZZ      Even the simplest of tasks is beyond the ken of Our Jack.
    
    Who's Ken?!

    
    	I don't know, but I'm glad he didn't say "the jack of our Ken".
    

    Jack and Ken? What will Barbie say?

    
    	While we're on the subject, has anyone ever noticed that there
    	are no X-rated videos available [that I've noticed, anyways]
    	of guys together?  All you see are girl/guy and girl/girl mov-
    	ies.
    
    	Not that I care, nor would I ever want to see one, but it just
    	seems strange.  Is it the fact that there's no market for them,
    	since girls apparently don't want to watch these things?
    

    In Canada, guy-guy movies are available at the corner video store.
    
    I know a guy who used to rent these kind of movies and he told me that
    a lot of women rent these.
    
    ymmv

| <<< Note 249.522 by MAIL1::CRANE >>>

| How did you get my birth year at 17XX...


	They probably confused you with Steve Leech, our original founding
father. :-)

| <<< Note 249.530 by BUSY::SLABOUNTY "A swift kick in the butt - $1" >>>


| While we're on the subject, has anyone ever noticed that there are no X-rated 
| videos available [that I've noticed, anyways] of guys together? All you see 
| are girl/guy and girl/girl movies.

	Not true. There are many out there. 

| Not that I care, nor would I ever want to see one, but it just seems strange. 
| Is it the fact that there's no market for them, since girls apparently don't 
| want to watch these things?

	There is a market for them. BTW, I know a few girls that like watching
2 men get it on. They think it's much better than watching 2 women.


Glen

    
    	I kind of figured they were available, but it was strange that I
    	had never seen any advertised.  Not that I go to great lengths to
    	seek out X-rated material, mind you [I haven't seen an X-rated
    	movie in about a year or so], since there never seems to be much
    	of a plot to the things [naked girls have sex with naked guys,
    	naked girls have sex with other naked girls, repeat ad nauseam].
    
    	I guess Uxbridge isn't the booming metropolis that I had thought
    	it was.  8^)
    

    .534
    What a minute here...you mean the SHOULD be a plot to them? 

    
    <-- Why else would you want to watch them?
    
    

    .536 
    Educational...

    
    
    Happy Birthday to all of you for the next twelve months!
    
    
    Almost outa here....
    
    
    Terrie
    

 Wait a minute!  What happened with the open door thingy last week???

    
    
    :*)
    

Where the _HELL_ is Uxbridge?

Over by Woosta.

<----and add another 10 miles or so.......

    
    	It's basically the midpoint between Worcester [MA] and Providence
    	[RI].  Between Mendon and Douglas [east/west] and between Whitin-
    	sville and North Smithfield RI [north/south].
    
    	Nice, quiet little town.
    

    It's my brother's birthday on Monday 30th October. Just thought I'd
    let you know in advance, for those that wanted to send greetings :*)

    oh gawd, how many of you were bred anyway? :-)

    I think spawned might be the better term :-).

    
    Happy Birthday Raq and 'tine.  I know, I know, I'm early.
    
    Mark

    Raq's birthday will be my second year anniversary of meeting Glen the
    Pain, The Lovely Di, Darling Debra, Cute Christine, Ravishing Raq, 
    Restroom, ZMan, Schultzy, Flathers, Semyonov Vodka, Curious Covert
    Actions and many other celebrities!!!! 

   .549  liza semyonov was not there, dear.

    Oh that's right.  I have heard that this Liza was a very beautiful
    woman and just remembered, it was you who I met!!!!

    
    <---  great big sucking sounds, reverberate throughout the room.

    Not So!!!  Di is compared to the Shulamite woman in Song of Solomon!
    
    "Wither is thy beloved gone, Oh thou fairest among women?"  
    
    Ooops...sorry lucky Jack, I'm forcing my beliefs again! :-0

No - not then.

You really _don't_ get it, do you Jack? I have no reason on earth
to expect that you will ever change, because you simply don't understand
what's being said to you. It's pretty pitiful.

| <<< Note 249.554 by MOLAR::DELBALSO "I (spade) my (dogface)" >>>

| It's pretty pitiful.

	Does that make OJ Martin a prune?

    OH Jack fer crying out loud I was only kidding!  Do I have to put a
    smiley face everywhere! Sheesh!!!!!1

    
> | It's pretty pitiful.
> 
> 	Does that make OJ Martin a prune?
    
    No, that'd be "pitful"
    

    Happy Birthday to both Tine and Raq,
    
    
    Wherever you are?????

    Raq,
    
    If your still here, I'm sorry I missed your birthday yesterday.
    
   I hope got everything out of it you could have ever hoped for.
    
    But then who want's to get older:-)

    
    Happy Birthday Hank, a little early perhaps, but better than late.
    
    Enjoy your day
    
    Mark

    Hank,
    
    
    I hope you are having a great day, happy birthday :-)
    
    
    
    joan

    
    
    Happy belated, Hank.  Many happy returns of the day.
    
    
    
    Mike

    
    Thanks friends...I appreciate it!
    It was a very nice day except that youngest son, Steve who's 6, took
    great delight in reminding me how old I am.
    
    Yeesh...43...a sobering thought.
    
    						Hank

    Happy B.Day, old chap!  8^)

 you think 43 is sobering?  Wait til you hit 45!




 Jim

    what is a belated Hank?

    
    	My condolences, Hank !
    

    
    condolences????
    
    
    Actually, thanks very much.
    A sympathy card would also be nice.

    
    	But make sure you send it quick, so he has a chance to read it
    	before senility kicks in.
    

    	;-)
    
    

    
    
    Well, I've met Hank and I'd be willing to bet that he's in better shape
    that a lot of people half his age.......of course people half his age
    are old enough to drink and all.
    
    
    Mike

    
    While I am 3 days early mind you, I wanted to wish JJ Morrissey a
    very Happy Birthday. The young lady turns a young 28 on Monday.
    
    Hope you get everything you asked for JJ. Enjoy!!!!!!!!!
    
    Mark

    
    
    	Thanks Mark......  but how did you know?  =)
    

    
    JJ, I am omnipotent, I know all. well, that and I occasionally check
    out note 249.524. :-) :-)
    
    hardly see you in the box lately, so I  know you are busy. Have fun
    my dear.

    .574
    
    > I am omnipotent, I know all.
    
    You apparently don't know that "onmipotent" doesn't mean "all-knowing."

    BWAHAHAHAH!  The gaff of the century.  Yes, now I know why you are
    wearing the "Kick me" sign.  :-)

    
>    You apparently don't know that "onmipotent" doesn't mean "all-knowing."

	so "omniscient" would have been correct, but also wrong.

    
    The points are racking up like a basketball game!
    

    
    well Dick, you got me there, but at least *I* spelled it correctly,
    unlike yourself. :-)

	Judy....HAPPY BIRTHDAY (early version)