Conference back40::soapbox

    Is she a T.V. Evangelista?

    marisa tomei......if she is in that black leather outfit
    

    The female "Friends" cast...

    Bjork or Cindy Crawford

    Carlee on John Laroquette
    
    
    Yum
    
    Brian V
    
    8^)

    
    
    
    Well Fred, whatever gets you going.  Bob Bork doesn't do anything for
    me though. :')
    
    
    
    Mike

    
    .4,
    
    Take it to the `Most Bjorkable' topic.  :*)
    

    Janine Turner is pretty bjoinkable.

    re .8
    That mole haunts me!!!!

    how does one bjoink?
    
    does this mean i've been doing it all wrong?
    
    oh dear (tm mz_debra)
    
    this troubles me (tm the pantless snow-bagger)

    For those of you thinking of taking up Bjoinking, I will remind you
    that she is something like 15 or 16 years of age at this point in time.
    Now, I don't about Iceland, but I suppose that's considered over-ripe
    in some southern jurisdictions... :-) :-) :-)
    
    -b

    
    Scandanavian women are `Bjorkable'...
    
    Scandanavian men are `Bjornable'...
    
    All others are (or aren't) `Boinkable'.
    

    jc-
    
    merci.  this is most reassuring :-)

	Cathy Lee Curtis ?????

    .11
    I don't know about it being over-ripe for bjoinking.  I think you have
    it confused with marriage--in which case 15 or 16 is over-ripe.  Unless
    of course it is your cousin--then any age under 20 is considered
    copacetic.

    
    Brian...16?  How was she when the first SugarCubes album was released?
    When was that...about 1985 or so?
    

    
    Teekema...are you referring to Cathy Lee Crosby or Jamie Lee Curtis?
    

    
    WHOOOOOPS!    :*(
    

    >Brian...16?  How was she when the first SugarCubes album was released?
    
    How was she? Gosh I don't know. I didn't get to bjoink her then
    either. :-) :-)
    
    -b

    
    How did my response to .19 end up in .18?
    

    I caught a typo, deleted my response and reposted it... after you posted
    your response...
    
    Power noting, that's how. :-)
    
    -b

have we nuthing better to do ???

    Obviously you don't.

    
    Nope, nOthing.
    

    Any of the Baywatch babes!!!

    Babewatch is more like it.
    
    -b

	I stand corrected, Jamie Lee Curtis.

	Sheeeeeeeeesh, can't even get the names straight of
good looking chicks.........%^(

	Oh well, fitting with my pname    %^)

Teekema, apparently you didn't read the JLC note in the old soapbox.
She has a little secret.

    Yes, well, it's always handy when they bring their own in case his
    isn't working... :-)
    
    -b

    
    Gerald...IT'S NOT TRUE!  NOT TRUE, I TELL YA!  I'm not listening to
    these lies any longer!  
    
    <mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm I CAN'T HEAR YOU mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm>
     

	Life is one continuous string of dissapointments.

	First the tooth fairy, then Santa, then JLC, and so on....

    re: -1
    
    The Easter Bunny is a fraud too.

	RE .32

	NNNNNNNNoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

	This day has been a real bummer. %^(

    Olive Oil

    That Jewish nanny type on <insert sitcom name that I can't remember> is
    pretty attractive...the nasal voice is annoying, though.

	How about Raquel Welsh, after all these years she is
still gorgeous...............yum.......%^)

    But she's funny. Her name in Fran Drescher.

    Raquel WelCh.

    According to *5* women I spoke with yesterday, *all* of whom had snuck
    off to the movie theatre to see his latest movie without telling their
    husbands where they were going (seriously), the pinnacle of male
    boinkability is currently defined as:

    	Jean Claude Goddamn.
    
    Or whatever his name is.
    
    -b

    Is this true Glen?

    Hmmm yes... but still a boinkable babe by any right! :-)
    
    -b

| Is this true Glen?

	Is there a 3rd Glen in here????

    I was in Newbury Comics doing some CD shopping yesterday... my six year
    son tagged along for the ride. He asked if he could go over and look at
    the posters while I was searching for a CD I wanted...
    
    When I was finished, I went over to get David...  he had settled
    upon a poster he apparently liked quite a bit... a life-size picture
    of Cindy Crawford topless. I had a hard time dragging him away from
    that poster...
    
    A chip of the old block I tell ya'... his sister Jennifer was _not_
    amused. I didn't hang around long enough when I took them home to find
    out if he told mommy...
    
    -b

    >>> <<< Note 81.38 by POLAR::RICHARDSON "The Pantless Snow-Bagger" >>>
    >>>  Raquel WelCh.
    
    
    yer both wrong...it's jandrow!!
    
    ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah  i kill me...  (i know, someone ought
    to... %^> %^> %^> )
    
    
    

    We didn't say LOCAL celebrity...



    This troubles me.
    

    
    heh heh... :>
    
    anyway...i'd have to add jon bonjovi to this list...that smile gets me
    every time...
    
    

    Delane Matthews

    Princess of Wales (but only on the phone)
    
    New England Patriots chear leaders, its about time they had something
    to smile at.
    
    R. Michael.

	Jessica Rabbit from Roger Rabbit.............Wowwwwwww

	raq... I'm with you!

    Sue Herrara on CNBC...

    <- Yup, there's something about her that excites me...
    
       Killer smile in combination with those kinda sleepy eyes!
    
       Chip

    
    
    	re: raq  .47
    
    	Yes!  Someone else with taste!  If I get to meet him
    	next month and get a picture, I'll send you a copy.  =)
    
    	(I'm trying not to get too hyped for fear I'll jinx
    	  myself)  =)
    
    	JJ
    

    
    .52
    
    Have to agree Sue Herrara of CNBC is a babe, watch that channel almost
    every night.
    
    Mark

Far more boinkable than Kim Bassinger, not to say that Kim isn't...

    >>> <<< Note 81.51 by BIGQ::SILVA "Memories....." >>>
    >>>     raq... I'm with you!
    
    
    
    you are?!?!?!?!  where?!?!?  i don't see ya!!!  :>
    
    
    and jj, that would be MOST appreciated!!!  where are you going to see
    him??  are they on tour again??
    
    
    -raq
    
    

| <<< Note 81.57 by GAVEL::JANDROW "Green Eyed Lady..." >>>


| >>>     raq... I'm with you!

| you are?!?!?!?!  where?!?!?  i don't see ya!!!  :>

	I think it has to do with taste..

    oh dear.

    
    <-- (tm)
    

      I don't want to get into 'boinkability' feeling its not right,
      but I do want to say that I really like Andi MacDowell (sp?).
      I really liked her in Ground Hog Day.  Just how she looks 
      appeals to me and she exudes some sort of niceness that I really
      like.
    
      There's so many women that look great, I suppose the other factor
      is some sort of something that emanates from who the person is
      that attracts someone.

    <- are you saying boinking is leftist?

    
    	Agree, she has that niceness quality about her....girl next door
    type. There a quite a few woman that have this, the great thing though
    is that they all look different but are all lookers in their own way.
    Gawd...we're lucky........:)
    
    	Tom Cruise's wife...Nicole Kidman (SP) is pretty special looking..
    
    	Sigourney Weaver, another
    
    	Rachel Hunter.................

    
    andi really annoys me...i don't think she can act all that well at
    all...
    
    didn't really like her in "4 weddings and a funeral"...and thought she
    was pretty lame in "sex, lies, and videotape"...
    
    
    
    

    
    She's got great hair.

 I find Mary Steenburgen to be rather attractive..





Jim

| <<< Note 81.63 by GIAMEM::HOVEY >>>




| Sigourney Weaver, another

	The with or without hair version?

    
    Terry Farrell on DS9

    re-.67
    
    Both.....yeow.....!

| <<< Note 81.69 by GIAMEM::HOVEY >>>


| Both.....yeow.....!

	Talk about stubble burn...

    re: .62
    
    Mary Elizebeth Masterantonio (I've probably assassinated her name with
    misspelling) hits me the same way.  I agree with you on Andi MacDowell,
    too. 
    
    -steve

    I also liked that one female officer (can't think of stage name or real
    name off-hand) who had those amazingly blue eyes (prolly colored
    contacts, but who cares).  She was quite attractive...too bad she
    didn't come back for this season's episodes (though there is a new
    addition that is also quite cute).
    
    -steve

    I think that Sarah Jessica Parker is attractive.  
     
    
    Rick

    Courtney Cox of the TV show "Friends".
    
    Dan

    Socks

    
    <-- That troubles me.

    What about what's her name, Maggie, on "Northern Exposure"?

    .75 
    
    Sick, Sick, Sick!!! 
    

    Vivid, Vivid, Vivid!!!

    Tipper Gore--oooh mama!
    

Carly Simon

    Linda Ronstadt in her prime.
    
    My formula is: Looks + Talent & female = Boinkable

Glenn!

Why, Happy, er, November 24th to you!

    Jack!
    
    Why, er, thank you!

    I never said Linda in her yearbook days...
    
    Gross? You weren't alive in the 70's then.

    
    Linda's dad is a retired county sheriff in AZ.
    
    

    
    no, why do you axe?

    Isn't that a tune?

    "I boinked the sheriff, but I did not boink the deputy..."

>    Carly Simon??????   Gross.  Lips to match Jagger.

Um, not hardly, Goodwin. But you are, of course, welcome to your opinions.

| Linda Ronstadt in her prime.
| My formula is: Looks + Talent & female = Boinkable


	But Glenn, with Linda, you need to add Jerry Brown to the formula.. :-)

| <<< Note 81.86 by ARDEV::GOODWIN >>>


| Carly Simon??????   Gross.  Lips to match Jagger.

	Imagine the popping noise that would happen everytime their lips
seperated from each other. I bet people will be ducking because they think
corks will be flying. 



Glen

    Glen,
    
    I do not consider Jerry Brown to be boinkable. Just thought I'd clear
    up that little bone of contention there....  ;-)
    
    Glenn

    <- Somone considers him boinkable. L. Ronstadt for one...

    Very high on my boinkability list: Kate Bush
    
    Also, the singer of the Devinyls: Christine Macalvie (or something like
    that...) She appeals in a sleezy, full lips, thigh high stockings with
    garters sort of way... all she has to do is sing "Fine liiiiine between
    pleasure and paaaaiiiin..." and I'd be absolute Jello. :-)
    
    BTW - she's also the "I touch myself..." girl. Talk about things that
    make you go "hmmmmmmmm"
    
    -b

    <<< Note 81.72 by CSOA1::LEECH "annuit coeptis novus ordo seclorum" >>>
                         -< she was on Sea Quest last season >-
    
    >>I also liked that one female officer (can't think of stage name or
    >>real name off-hand) who had those amazingly blue eyes (prolly colored
    >>contacts, but who cares).  She was quite attractive...too bad she
    >>didn't come back for this season's episodes (though there is a new
    >>addition that is also quite cute).
    
    
    i do believe her name on the show was hitchcock (ever notice you hardly
    ever know the crew's first names??)...she was a very pretty lady, and i
    liked her character...i am kinda bummed she and the doctor didn't come
    back, whose name i can't not think of but she has an english accent,
    she fell in love with bridger, and place iris mckay on beverly hills,
    90210...
    
    the new addition is rosilind someone or other and she used to be on all
    my children and can also be seen on a number of commercials...
    
    
    

	Glenn, when you were interested in Linda, Jerry was always in tow.
That's why I mentioned him.

    Well, I knew that, really. You know, when I was interested in her, I
    didn't really have a chance. I realize this now, unless, well, maybe
    she was interested in 14 year old boys, nah, I didn't have a chance. 
    I also realize that I don't find Jerry Brown boinkable even if Linda does.

    Glenn

    Re: .99
    
    >i do believe her name on the show was hitchcock
    
    Played by Stacy Haiduk.
    
    >the doctor didn't come back, whose name i can't not think of but she
    >has an english accent,
    
    Played by Stephanie Beacham.
    
    I miss 'em.  They were tough gals.  The two women on the show this
    season are kinda flaky.

    Mitzi Kapture.
    
    From what little I've seen, I suspect she looks a lot better in her
    clothes than out of them, but whatever floats your boat 8^)

    She wears lots of tightly-fitting clothing, so it's not like there's a
    lot of leeway to mask any figure flaws.

    Tatjana Patitz		great eyes
    Mareijne v.d. Fluicht	great voice
    Lisa l'Anson		great smile
    

    Willow Bay from "Good Morning America"
    

    
    i find Paulina Ocasek (can't spell her maiden name - Pro..kiza or
    something like that) to be the most physically beautiful woman to grace
    print ads.
    
    jeff

Which leads us to the question, what's the deal with
all the gorgeous supermodel/gawky rock star couples?

    
    Women look for substance, men look for looks?  8^)

    The women think they can save the lives of the self destructive rock
    stars and bring out the beauty within. Also, music is a very powerful
    medium of influence, much like soapbox. 8^)

    
    paulina has said she likes ric's looks, particularly his thinness.  she
    described how he could curl up like a spider and sit on the mantle if
    he wanted to and that she really likes that.
    
    jeff

    <--- That's the first time I've ever heard that "Spiderlike" qualities
    were a plus.

    "I like him, cause he's spidery, I like spiders"


    Ooooo, wierd.

 > music is a very powerful
 > medium of influence, much like soapbox. 8^)

 So how come I never seen any of you influencers
 in _People_?????             ;^)

If Ric Ocasek has 8 arms and/or legs, that
could be a plus.

    Not most boinkable, but very pretty 'girl next door' looks, the woman
    on the MCI commercials who tells AT&T not to be afraid of her.
    
    Bob

    .107:
    
    Does she have a brother named Thunder?
    
    Dick

    How 'bout Annie in the "Mike Hammer-ish" ad for Miracle Whip?
    
    Man what a 10!
    
    Chip

    RE: .117 - oh yes indeedy.  She looks a lot like Tori Amos and I think
    (IMO) she belongs in this topic too.  
    
    Brian

My choice is Meryl Streep. No such thing as performance anxiety with her. 
That lady can ACT!

    From the sounds of things, she'd need to with you.

    Good answer!  Good answer!!!!!
    

           <<< Note 81.123 by LJSRV2::KALIKOW "Cyberian-American" >>>

RE: 122, 123

I should've known better than try self-depricating humor at the 
playground...    

    i am reminded of one of my faves, catherine zeta jones.  she was in the
    brit series "the darling buds of may" and this weekend she starred in
    the hallmark hall of fame production of thomas hardy's "Return of the
    native."  zowie.

    .124
    deprEcating.
    
    yvw.

    in HIS case, doncha think it is more properly spelled
    
    deprIcKating?
    
    yvw.
    

    .127
    
    good answer!  good answer!

    Kim Catrall for a fast hot sweaty
    over-in-seconds-cos-i-couldnt-control-myself
    
    JLC for a bit longer, say an hour (wots her little secret ? please tell
    me it isn't wot i think it is ...)
    
    Steffi Graf for a night, despite the nose - wot a bod
    
    Helena Christiensen for a week in the Seychelles
    
    the German womens 100m relay team for a month (if i survive)
    
    Joanna Lumley forever

    I'd trade Graf for Sabitini any day, she's got a pretty face and bod!

    I saw Belinda Carlisle on TV the other day. Top quality.
    
    Also,Koo Stark is still looking the business.
    

    .131
    
    sabAtini.
    
    yvw.

	I think OJ will become the most boinkable if he 
ends up in prison !! %^)

    Rachel Ward.

      Just a couple other very pretty women...
    
      I used to love 'Jennie Gardner' on All My Children.  Yeah,
      I admit I watched it for a bit.  I believe her name is Kim
      Delaney and she was in China Beach.
    
      Also, who's the woman that starred in Black Widow along with
      Debra Winger - something Russel?  Beautiful woman!!

    Theresa Russel (I think)

    Re: .137
    
    >I believe her name is Kim Delaney and she was in China Beach.
    
    Are you thinking of Dana Delaney?  She appeared in _Housesitter_ with
    Steve Martin and Goldie Hawn.
    
    >who's the woman that starred in Black Widow
    
    Theresa Russell

    
    >>I believe her name is Kim Delaney and she was in China Beach.
    >
    >Are you thinking of Dana Delaney?  She appeared in _Housesitter_ with
    >Steve Martin and Goldie Hawn.
    
    that's her name. i read an article about her in one of my wife's
    magazines. seems dana and sharon stone were the two finalists for the
    lead female role in basic instinct. they had some very flattering pics
    of dana in the article. she's 39 now (maybe 40) and has kept herself in
    really good condition. a red headed babe for sure.

    <------
    

  How true!

  How wonderfully true!

  How wonderfully , bubblingly , frothingly , burstingly true!

  What a truly ecstasy inducingly correct observation!
    

    Wynona Ryder (Rider?)...or however she spells her name.  Looked very
    nice in that Dracula movie.

      I don't think Dana Delaney was Jennie Gardner.  Course
      maybe she died her hair.  Jennie Gardner was on All My
      Children maybe 8 years ago and her character was ~18.
      The actress had to be mid twenties at the oldest.

    
    dana delaney was on china beach
    kim delaney was on all my children (and will probably be back for the
     25th anniversary special)
    
    hope this helps
    
    

    .131
    
    ugh !!
    
    sabatini's face always reminds me of diego maradona

    re: Dana Delaney, another to add to the list IMO.  
    
    Brian

    I like the chick who played Catwoman in the original Batman and Robin
    shows on TV.
    
    Also,Joanna Lumley is God.
    

    <- Julie Newmar? (a.k.a Catwoman)

    Janine Turner.
    
    Mark.

    This is two votes for Joanna Lumley, whom I placed in the "least
    boinkable" category based on her work in AbFab.  Have I missed some of
    her work since the New Avengers, or are you guys still grooving on
    Purdy?

    there were three different catwomen; Eartha Kitt rules.
    
    DougO

      Another that comes to mind is Emma Samms.
    
                                            Tony

    Roseanne Barr/Arnold/Fatboy

    
    
    <----------
    

    
    
    if i were a guy, i'd put emma samms on the list, too...she is a
    beauty!!!
    
    

    But then so are you.
    
    Uh oh my nose is getting a brown shade to it and I don't mean the 
    amazing tan that I have at the moment.

    I'll put a vote down for Lizzie from Prisoner-Cell Block H. She oozes
    sexual intensity. Those eyes always seem to signal that she's gagging
    for it.
    
    Davie the mature appreciator.

    
    ..."gagging for it"?

    You mean you admitt to watching that that program. That is most sad
    and bogus.
    
    jump of the nearest building

    didn't mean it about the building bit

    Thud.
    
    opppps too late

she's dead. Is that a plus?

    Jodi Foster and Demi Moore are both HOT!!

    .163
    
    i agree but ...
    
    from wot i've read and heard demi moore is one spoilt brat and so i'd
    put her in my "under an hour" category
    
    jodie, on the other hand, strikes me as being a great girl as well as a
    pretty good looker so rates a month
    
    (gosh isn't this demeaning to women ! comeon girls, i haven't seen many
    votes from you - demean us blokes a bit ... )

    I think almost any actress between the ages of 18 and 30 fit in this
    topic. I am at that tender age (40 something) where they ALL look good.
    

    to be pedantic, not every actress between 18-30 is a celebrity
    
    but of those that are, which is the *most* boinkable ?
    
    (i think thats wot this is about .. ? 8^) )
    
    ps i'm sure there's loadsa US celeb babes i don't know of (but wish i
    did)

| <<< Note 81.164 by RDGE44::ALEUC8 >>>



| jodie, on the other hand, strikes me as being a great girl as well as a
| pretty good looker so rates a month

	Doesn't Helen Hunt remind you of a refined Jodi Foster? 

    .168
    
    don't know helen hunt
    
    but helen slater ("supergirl") is a week's worth

    
    
    helen hunt is the chic on "mad about you"...and yes, she does remind me
    a tiny bit of jodi...
    
    

	Helen Hunt can be seen tonight at 8:00 pm on NBC. I forget the name of
the show as I usually am not home to see it. It's got Paul Rizer on it too.
When I have seen it, the show is pretty good.


Glen

    
    paul reiser, not rizer...you perve...:>:>:>:>:>:>
    
    
    

| <<< Note 81.172 by GAVEL::JANDROW "Au naturelle..back 2 basics" >>>


| paul reiser, not rizer...you perve...:>:>:>:>:>:>


	You've been talkin to Covert again, haven't you......

    Mad About You!

    
    glen, 
    
    PUHLEEEZE!!...my mind is just always in the gutter...but you knew that!!
    
    %^>
    
    

    we dont get the show over here
    
    at least i havent seen it

    
    
    she was also in a movie about 8 years ago called "girls just want to
    have fun" also starring sarah jessica parker.
    
    does THIS help???
    
    

    .177
    
    no, but it does remind me of Lea Thompson who was also in that film 
    and who is very boinkable
    
    i should rent the vid again and check it out ...

    
    i don't think lea thompson is in that movie...not unless she was a
    school mate or a dancer with a rather small role...
    
    

    izzit the one where three girlies end up in a hotel or something like
    that ?
    
    wotever ...
    
    i'll rent it anyway to check out this helen hunt babe
    
    Lea Thompson is v boinkable

    Helen Hunt also played the lead in the Pame Smart TV movie, which was
    worse than bad.
    
    Mark.
    
    

    Re: .164
    
    >demean us blokes a bit ...
    
    You should be careful about what invitations you issue.
    
    That said, I have spent some five minutes pondering boinkability.  Were
    I a little older, I'd put Sean Connery on the list.  Mel Gibson is also
    getting a little long in the tooth.  From my not-so-copious TV viewing,
    the best candidate is probably Adrian Paul from the Highlander series. 
    From movies, possibly Alec Baldwin -- he has real charisma.  If you
    prefer a more teddy-bearish version, there's his brother Daniel from 
    TV's _Homicide_.

Here is my list of celebrity women.  These is by no means the complete list,
but these women are on the the top (oops!).

	Sherilyn Fenn
	Anne Archer
	Sandra Bullock
	Marisa Berenson
	Sheryl Crow
	Victoria Williams for some reason

And for those on the other side of the pond:

	Susan George (except I think she may have done Prince Charles)

Paul
	

I guess I should get out more. I've never even heard of any of them.

Jack,
	Maybe this will jar you memory.


	Sherilyn Fenn - Two Moon Junction, Twin Peaks
	Anne Archer - Lifeguard, Patriot Games 
	Sandra Bullock - Love Potion No. 9, Speed
	Marisa Berenson - Barry Lyndon, SOB
	Sheryl Crow - Till the sun comes up over Santa Monica Blvd (MTV, VH1)
	Victoria Williams - Alternative Singer/Guitar player
	Susan George - Straw Dogs, One with Peter Fonda I forget the name


	
Paul
	

    .184, Jack:
    
	Sherilyn Fenn  - starred in TV show `Twin Peaks'
	Anne Archer    - was in `Patriot Games' and other movies
	Sandra Bullock - was in `Speed' and `Demolition Man'
	Sheryl Crow    - Great singer/songwriter, currently popular
	Victoria Williams - singer/songwriter, better known by musicians
                            than general public
	Susan George - was in `Dirty Mary, Crazy Larry' with Peter Fonda,
                       and one of the Bond movies I think

Paul,
	No help.

>	Sherilyn Fenn - Two Moon Junction, Twin Peaks
Never watched it.
>	Anne Archer - Lifeguard, Patriot Games 
Didn't see it.
>	Sandra Bullock - Love Potion No. 9, Speed
Didn't see it.
>	Marisa Berenson - Barry Lyndon, SOB
Not even sure what it is.
>	Sheryl Crow - Till the sun comes up over Santa Monica Blvd (MTV, VH1)
Don't watch it.
>	Victoria Williams - Alternative Singer/Guitar player
Don't listen to it.
>	Susan George - Straw Dogs, One with Peter Fonda I forget the name
Not sure what that is.

Like I said - I need to get out more. Or, do something else when I stay in,
I guess.

-Jack

    >>       Anne Archer - Lifeguard, Patriot Games
    
    She was also the cheated-on wife when Michael Douglas tangled with
    Glenn Close in Fatal Attraction.
    
    DougO

    Sheryl Crow... I'll pass. Some other decent ones on your list, but
    her songwriting is, at best, OK, and the voice is weak... but mainly
    I don't like her legs and since that's where my interest usually
    begins...
    
    -b

re: .188, DougO

Oh! The lady who pulled the rabbit out of the pot???

I guess I only remember the clinical look on her face. . . .

.189 

Sheryl Crow is kink of short and petite, so your right, she doesn't have 
much in leg department, above the neck she is quite fine.  Saw her on a talk
show and she said she only dates musicians.  I used to play guitar and 
drums, don't know if qualify as a musician.  My girlfriend gets pissed at 
me anytime the video is on.

Paul

    Great... a women who will actually consider dating a musician, and I
    don't ever like her all that much... :-) :-) :-)
    
    -b

> Saw her on a talk show and she said she only dates musicians.


She must be truly open minded to have reached such a conclusion.

I play great air guitar these days, maybe she would consider me.

    curiousity got the better of me and i had a look in the old soapbox jlc
    topic
    
    
    WOW !!!!!
    
    
    poor girl/boy
    
    does this mean that some of the other tops sex-objects may be similarly
    configured - elle macpherson springs to mind as a tall leggy girly ?
    
    no need to use a condom |-) 
                  

    Would someone please step in and translate .195?  tyvm.
    

    sorry, it is completely indecipherable unless you've read the old notes
    topic
    
    do a set entry old_soap/file=alphaz::old_soapbox
    
    go in and do a dire/tit="jamie" (!!!) and have a look at the replies

    re -1
    
    ooops i meant Undecipherable
                  ^
    
    before some wiseass points it out

    That's oooops, stupid.  FOUR "o"s.  EVERYone knows that.  Hermph.
    

               Don't pout.  At least I set ya up for a snarf! :-)

| <<< Note 81.192 by MPGS::MARKEY "Pee Wee Herman for Surgeon General!" >>>

| Great... a women who will actually consider dating a musician, and I
| don't ever like her all that much... :-) :-) :-)

	That's ok, from what I heard yer not much of a musician!!!!! :-)

    Then you ain't heard correctly son... :-)
    
    If you're ever in the mood, check out the February 1992 DVN broadcast
    (the Alpha announcement). There's a video on there with Ken Steinhardt,
    Charlie Farren, Butch Leitz and me doing a DECized version of the
    Stone's classic "Jumping Jack Flash". It rocks.
    
    -b

    
    
    	Brad Pitt....
    
    	Can someone please clone him for me and deliver him to
    	my place?  Thank you.
    
    

    According to "People"? He's the sexiest man alive.

 <guffaw>

    The picture ain't that flattering either.

| <<< Note 81.205 by POLAR::RICHARDSON "happless-random-thought-patterns" >>>


| According to "People"? He's the sexiest man alive.

	I'll second that.... well, once he shaves again.... :-)

    melissa etheridge said something to the effect that he's probably
    the only man alive that would make her think about giving up her
    lesbian status...
    
    Chip

    
    
    	Yes, it was People.  He's also on the front cover of
    	Vanity Fair.
    
    	And I agree...he does look better clean shaven but I'd
    	take him either way!  ;)
    

    
    <feh>
    
    

    Heard on the way in that an old girlfriend is claiming he has the worst
    BO in hollyweird. Apparently he likes to work out in the gym for 3
    hours and not bathe afterwards. She said he was a nice guy, but he
    smelled like "two tons of gorilla puke."

    Three hour workouts?  He doesn't look bulky enough.

	Maybe he just chats with everyone, does a couple of exercises, chats, a
couple more.... :-)  It could just be that he does a lot of areobic type
exersices, but he must do something for his chest because the upper part if
very well developed. 


Glen

    He's pretty well sculpted, just not bulky.

    ...you don't have to get bulky from working out. you can get ripped!
    
    Chip

	I'll leave that one alone.... :-)

    Guess I'm getting old, Brad Pitts is the PITS!!  Even at age 70 Paul
    Newman has more appeal.
    

	>>-< What am I missing? >-

	juvenile tastes.  ;>

    
    The new Campbell soup model, reminds me of Tiffani Amber-Thiessen
    of 90210 a little bit. Good reason to eat more soup.
    
    Mark

    Tiffani-Amber Thiessen
    
    nnttm.

    re: .220
    
    I'll second the soup-girl!  Huba-huba...  8^)

    nice cans?

    Andy Garcia!!!!

    
    
    Gerry Garcia!!!!

    You got that right!!

    >>> >>-< What am I missing? >-
    
    >>> juvenile tastes.  ;>
    
    
    well, i probably fall into the category to which you are referring
    (how's that deb), but i must agree...da pits!!!
    
    
    

    
    I had a sudden urge to start a topic called `Moist, Bonkable
    Celebrities'.  Why is this?
    

    Bonkable?!?

    Wet stars you want to hit on the head?

    This grievously troubles me.

    I like it!  It'll take some thought, but I'm sure somebody will come up
    with a wet wackable one.
    
    M.
    

    I haven`t seen the soup girl yet but I`ll be looking forward to it. 

    
    the 'soup girl' was also on "saved by the bell"...so she's probably 19,
    20 at most...
    
    

    .238
    If she`s only 19 or 20 she`s to young for me. I want a woman with
    experience. 

    
    no one said she didn't have experience...
    
    
    

    .240
    But what is enough "experience". She won`t have enough for me thats'
    almost for sure. 

    *grumble grumble*
    
    another US babe i wont get to err um see
    
    ric
    8^(

    re: .238
    
    Not the soup girl I saw...I've never seen her on "saved by the bell". 
    Of course, I've only seen a few episodes.
    
    Are you talking about the soup girl who walks down the hall in a tight
    red dress, then sits down and says one line? 

    
    
    well, to be honest with you, i haven't seen the soup commercials...or
    at least i don't think i have...but someone named her.  tiffani-amber
    IS on bh 90210 and she WAS on 'saved by the bell'...tho, back then, her
    hair was a lot longer, and imnsho, a bit prettier.  it seems her face
    has swelled out...then again, she may have always a full face and the
    short hair is just emphasizing it...
    
    

Campbell's has traditionally used characters with short hair and full faces.

    
    <----------
    
    I wonder what phobia that's classified as!!
    

    She didn't look like she had a fat face to me...or a fat anything, for
    that matter (not that I was gawking, mind you).

    .246
    Rettonaphobia!!!!

    
    
    no, she is not fat at all...she is a nice looking lady...but
    tiffani-amber does have, what appears to be, a rather full face (as
    opposed to a thin one)...
    
    and re: campbell's and full faces and short hair...
    
    then explain nancy kerrigan...(in regards to her having long hair and a
    not-so-full face...)
                                                    

Raq, I was thinking back a little further than Nancy Kerrigan.

    
    
    well, that may be...but they did use her...
    
    

    
    "tiffani-amber"?  Her parents couldn't give her just ONE odd name?

Tiffani-Amber is pretty cutesy, but I think Bambi Swartz takes the cake.
I knew her as a kid.

    .253
    Who are these people....I must lead a pretty sheltered life. Ican tell
    ya all ya kneed to know about Traci Lords though. 

    
    ray...do try to keep up...
    
    tiffani-amber...the soup girl you wanted til you found out how young
    she was???  remember??
    
    and bambi swartz is someone the noter knew way back when....not
    necessarily a famous person, but someone with a cutesy name, as
    the name tiffan-amber was called...
    
    make any more sense???
    
    :>
    

    .255
    I have a neice named Bambi...does that help????

    .257
    Why thank you... :').

    .256
    
    niece.

She's such a deer.

    Jill Hennessy (from Law and Order) has jumped to the top of my list. 
    'Specially since her appearance in the November 94 issue of Esquire.
    
    Mark.

| <<< Note 81.218 by DECLNE::REESE "ToreDown,I'mAlmostLevelW/theGround" >>>

| -< What am I missing? >-

	Glasses...

| Guess I'm getting old, Brad Pitts is the PITS!!  Even at age 70 Paul
| Newman has more appeal.

	BLAH!!!! 

    your problem, glen, is that being gay, you can't understand what
    appeals to women.  women tell me, and even i can see it, that paul
    newman is still one of the sexiest men ever to hit the silver screen.

    
    
    I don't like Newman...does nothing to tickle my fancy....
    
    
    
    Terrie
    

	It all has to do with separating the men from the boys.  ;>

    
    I'll take one of each.

| <<< Note 81.264 by NETCAD::WOODFORD "Thirty on Thursday..Proud of it." >>>


| I don't like Newman...does nothing to tickle my fancy....

	You must be gay then Terrie.... you can't tell what appeals to women... 

    
    
    No, when you have the best, why look at the rest?  :*)
    

    
    
    And another snarf...
    

    
    do you ever let alan read this stuff, ter?
    

    
    
    He reads the conference on a regular basis.  When I'm done, I set seen
    to the previous date, and he reads it all.
    
    
    
    Terrie
    

    
    
    	Yo, Alan!!!!!
    

    Ah Glen, m'dear, I DO wear glasses (even bifocals) :-)
    
    Hey, I like to look at YOUNG studs as much as the next gal, Pitt
    just doesn't do it for me.
    
    

    
      Well, I read in yesterday's Wall Street Journal that it has long
     been known that United Parcel Service deliverymen are considered
     to be, in the main, hunks.
    
      UPS believes the sexiness of its delivery personnel leads directly
     to repeat business and profitability.  The company has repeatedly
     turned down potentially lucrative offers to do beefcake calendars
     and picturebook proposals, ie "The buns of UPS".  Nevertheless, they
     DO pick their uniforms and service training videos with female
     customer-response ratings in mind.
    
      bb

    
    Who in the world thinks BROWN is a sexy colour?
    
    Well, ok, I'm sure SOMEBODY does, but ick.  

BROWN skin is incredibly sexy!!!!

Bob

    
    I'm sorry, I wasn't specific enough.  I do think natural brown
    attributes are attractive.
    
    Who in the world would find a brown polyester uniform attractive?
                                  ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
                                    

    I finally seen the Campbell Soup commercial with Tiffany-Amber (or whom
    ever) and I don`t think she is that attractive. I`d take Traci Lords
    over her any day. IMO

| <<< Note 81.278 by POWDML::LAUER "Little Chamber of Orgastic Bliss" >>>



| Who in the world would find a brown polyester uniform attractive?
                                ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^


	POLYESTER!!!???? That's soooooooooooooo 70's ish......

    I like brown polyester clothing.  I like to sit in my brown double knit
    smoking jacket sipping on a boxed claret as my dura flame logs burn
    cheerily away in the fire place.  
    
    Brian
    

    
    Stevie Nicks from Fleetwood Mac fame, also Stephanie Seymour "super
    model" of Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue.
    
    Mark

    
    Jane Seymour...'specially as she appeared in the movie `Head Office'.
    

    This morning Paulllll Harrrrveyyyy reported that, in addition to
    the UPS delivery men's alleged attractiveness, their telephone
    number is also provocative: 1-800-PICKUPS.
    
    Supposedly a woman was so enthralled with her UPS delivery guy
    that she arranged to have something delivered every day for a
    year (approx. story; I wasn't listening all that closely), and
    they'd eventually gotten married.
    
    Chris

>    Supposedly a woman was so enthralled with her UPS delivery guy
>    that she arranged to have something delivered every day for a
>    year (approx. story; I wasn't listening all that closely), and
>    they'd eventually gotten married.

The Boston Globe had an article a while ago about Mass Pike toll collectors
who've been courted by their customers.  One guy kept going back and forth
on the Pike so he could go through a certain toll booth over and over again.
They ended up getting married.

 Sounds like she got quite a package.....






Jim

    
    not sure if this has been determined or not...
    
    cambell's soup girl in the red shrinking dress is NOT tiffani...i
    finally saw the commercial the other nite...
    
    

    .289
    Then I still don`t know who Tiffani is!

    
    
    <---then, on a wednesday nite, at 8:00, on your local FOX station (that
    is, the station that brings you the 'simpsons'), look for 'beverly
    hills, 90210'...she plays the character 'valerie'...and from what i can
    tell, the character is not exactly the girl-next-door type...
    
    

    Tiffani-Amber sounds like a name that would be assumed by an adult 
    oriented, alternative entertainment celebrity.  
    
    Brian

    Was she on one of those stupid, "How did I find my love interest of
    today on one of the networks earlier this week?

    I still don't think it's someone else...no one has really described the
    lady I saw on the commercial.

    
    A bunch of earlier notes; I said the Campbell soup lady looks like
    Tiffani Amber-Thiessen, NOT that she was Tiffani Amber-Thiessen.
    
    I still think she's gorgeous, no matter how you slice it. Please no
    OJ jokes on this.
    
    Mark

    
    
    i do believe that tiffani-amber was a co-host (with her bh co-star,
    brian astin greene) on the fox special about prior loves of stars
    before they were stars...to i didn't watch it, so i don't know if it
    was her, but in the promos, the female did look like her, and they said
    that the host were from bh90210...

    Whats a "bh"?

    
    Ray, big head. hope this helps.

    .298
    Thanks. I didn`t think he had a big head but...

 Most boinkable snarf!

    
    bh...beverly hills (90210)...
    
    
    what note have you been reading????
    
    

    Richard Gere's new bint - Vanessa Angel
    
    ric

    i'm not old, i'm not young, but i'd do both paul and brad :-)
    
    as for UPS, you've GOT to be kidding!  I've yet to see a UPS
    guy that flips my nickle....

| <<< Note 81.303 by POWDML::CKELLY >>>


| as for UPS, you've GOT to be kidding!  I've yet to see a UPS
| guy that flips my nickle....


	Maybe you should use a dime? :-)

    .303
    
    > guy that flips my nickle
    
    umm, 'tine, it's glen whose nickle should flip over ups guys (barring
    the now-common misspelling of the word "nickel," that is).  a REAL
    nickle is...
    
    a small lizard.

	I don't flip over small lizards....Dick. :-)

    read that again, glen.  ever heard the expression "water your lizard"?
    :-)

| <<< Note 81.307 by SMURF::BINDER "vitam gustare" >>>


| read that again, glen.  ever heard the expression "water your lizard"?

	That's all it will take to make it grow???? :-)

The female who played Rose in "Color of Night", a new video release starring
Bruce Willis.

I think she was in a movie called "The Lover" previous to this, but I didn't
see that one.

/scott

    
    Jane March?
    

>    Jane March?
    
Could be...

/scott

Jane March

Biographical information.

Filmography...

 1. Color of Night 1994 [Rose] 
 2. Lover, The aka Amant, L' 1992 [The Young Girl] 

Note titles in quotes (") are TV series.

    
    speaking of flipping coinage...you should see lady di...
    
    :> :>
    
    

    flip!

	Flip Wilson????

re: Glen's 316.39, re: Gilligan and Maryann on Today

    Bob Denver sort of looked like death warmed over, but Maryann appeared
    even more attractive than she did when the series was running.

    I always liked her more than Ginger.

 .317  and how do you know how much Ginger liked her?

    Because I'm a lesbian that's why, Ginger was not.

    
    <------ this troubles me greatly.

    
    I already knew that Hildegard was a lesbian, so I'm not troubled 8^).
                                                                   

	hands up ...
	
	who *didn't* know Hildegard was a lesbian?
	
	i'm not troubled. 

    {sheepishly raising hand}


    Nigel

	Nigel,
	
	don't you talk to Leslie? I hope you didn't embarrass yourselves.

	I think Nigel is afraid of Leslie..... 

    Is there something about Leslie I should know?
    
    Nigel

	<--- *I* don't co-habitate with him/her, dood.

	Nigel, Leslie has a lisp.... 

    
    And he crosses his legs funny 8^).

    You're all eggzadzgurating. Sssstop it.
    
    
    Lezzzlie

Nigel,

Hide behind Hildegard!  Quickly!

Where's Boutros Boutros, just when you need
him to mediate a situation?

	Is Leslie afraid of Hildegard?

	*everyone* is afraid of Hildegard. {shudder}

	Not me..... well, maybe a little.... like if she were to rassle me....

    You vant to rrrrassle, ya?
    
    
    Hildegard

	NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I
would be fraid to rassle ya Hildy..... 

    Zat eeez to bat young boy. Zat vould haf been fun.
    
    Hildegard

	Hildy, just a thought.... but do you always refer to someone who is
older than you as, "young boy"? Not that I mind, but I'm just curious.

    Believe me young boy, I haf been arrrrround.

	That's what I hoird....

    ha ha ha
    
    Liz Hurley beat all your US babes to the Revlon contract!
    
    ric

    -1 so that's one out of... a kazzilion, maybe?
    
       Chip

    Well, Chip, if you were in his shoes, you'd have to savor your
    victories whenever you were able...

    -1 yup, you're right!   :-)
    
       Chip

    .342,.343,.344
    
    8^)
    
    ric

Jane March from the movie "Color of Night"   WWOOOWW!! :-}

    ha, another UK beauty!   8^)
    
    was also in "The Lover"
    
    ric

Not to be confused with Jean Marsh.

Jordan Marsh is pretty cute too!

Glen, you'd like alt.sex.department.stores.

	I'm there!

    so, is Jodie Foster gay, or not?
    
    ric

    Who cares?  You'll never date her regardless.  

    well, if that was a criterion for discussing a celeb, this entire topic
    would be empty
    
    ric

	ask her sometime..... 

    Hinkley doesn't seem to think so!

    .355 - You ask her, You're closer that we are :*)

	Jodie and I are not very close. In fact, I don't think she even knows I
exist. :-)

Seeing an episode (or part thereof) of Rowan & Martin's Laughin this
evening on Nick at Nite reminds me how attractive Judy Carne was. Keep
Ruth Buzzi, Joanne Worley, and Goldie Hawn.

I wonder what Judy's doing these days.

    mr delbalso,
    how  dare you put ms hawn last
    I have been in lust/oops love / with her since I was 17
    
    > Keep Ruth Buzzi, Joanne Worley, and Goldie Hawn.
    
    yes please....   :^)

    Jack, I saw that same episode and was thinking the same thing.
    I was 14 when that episode first aired, and I recall usually
    watching Judy Carne with complete attention.
    
    I don't know how she's doing now, but many years ago I'd heard
    a few reports (some from herself) that she'd had a pretty rough
    time with drugs and hard living.  I remember thinking that she
    looked pretty burned out.
    
    One thing that I'm getting from Nick at Nite's retrospective week
    is that Nick used to be a lot better than it is now.  I wonder if
    that's occurring to any of the people that run it...
    
    Chris

    i think Burt Reynolds used to go with her a millenuim ago...

    Hugh Grant's girlfriend, that supermodel. Yowza.
    
    Also: Nicole Kidman.

    Nicole Kidman, sigh...............

	Hugh Grant's girlfriend is a prostitute???? Oh.... he wuz cheatin on
her..... 

Lettterman's Top 10 was on grant and the "new" movies he would star in.

The biggest laugh: "The Bill Clinton Story"

TTom

	I saw that on the news this morning. It was pretty funny. 

	I don't know what the big deal is.  Grant is still one of the most
	appealing guys on the big screen, imnsho, and who cares about his
	private life, except his girlfriend?  Sheesh.

    what she said minus the appealing thing...

	you don't think he's an appealing guy, bri?

    not his type.

    No, the wrong appendages for me I think.  

	but the right for me..... I agree with milady that he is appealing. 

	well, women aren't my type, but i think lots of them are
	appealing.  

	Me too milady!

    Appealing?  No, a recognition of being handsome or good looking? Okay. 

    .376
    
    appealing, adj.  Pleasing to the eye or mind.
    
    American Heritage Dictionary, Third Edition, computer version.
    
    Hugh Grant is appealing.  Sexually appealing?  Not to me, but I can
    understand that he might be so to people for whom he is a MOTAS.

    As I said, I will acknowledge his good looks but I don't find him
    appealing.  

    You fail, then, to accept the dictionary's definition of the word
    "appealing."

Binder's appealing to you to relent.

  .379  apparently.  "i gots my very own definition of "appealing" and
	i'm a-stickin' with it, by gum!" ;>

    Hugh Grant reminds me of Mr. Ed

    
    Mr. Ed reminds me of Prince Charles.
    

    
    Well Prince Charles reminds me of Alfred E. Newman...
    
    -b

    Alfred E. Newman reminds me of Howdy Doody

    
    Howdy Doody reminds me of Ron Howard.
    

    
    Well, Ron Howard reminds me of Ted Koppel.
    
    -b

    
    Ted Koppel reminds me of Frank Reynolds.
    

    Ted Koppel reminds me of Lanclot Link

    
    Ball player or sumpthin'.
    

Lance Lot Link reminds me of Bob Dole

 Bob Dole reminds me of canned pineapple that my mother used try to get me to
 eat.

    pineapple reminds me of Manuel Noriega (sp?)

    
    
    Manuel Noriega reminds me of Dick Binder.....

    Manuel Noriega reminds me of a kid I knew who set his face on fire and
    tried to put it out with a fork.

    ....or a goalie for a dart team

    -1 BWAHAHAHAHAHA........

    Yeah, too short to be a javelin catcher.
    

	Dick Binder reminds me of Leech, who reminds me of a snarf!

    You wouldn't find me boinkable, though, Glen.

| <<< Note 81.401 by SMURF::BINDER "Father, Son, and Holy Spigot" >>>

| You wouldn't find me boinkable, though, Glen.

	I would have to be the judge of that Dick.  

    There are certainly multiple ways to parse *that* line!

	Wow.... you're right..... too funny. :-)

    
    Hmmm.... then I wonder what it means when you capitalize the
    noun "dick"...
    
    -b

    Look up the meaning of "capital" (as an adjective) in the dictionary,
    Brian.

Last evening I was to meet a few friends for dinner at Cafe Pierrot in
Wilton, NH. As I'm waiting, I'm looking at some advertising in the lobby
for the Wilton Town Hall Theater, an artsy place that brings subtitled
and other non-blockbuster films to the unwashed masses of the Eastern
Monadnock Region. Oddly enough, the films featured on the handbill were
"The Bridges of Madison County" and some other piece with Hugh Grant.
(Can't recall the name - something with "English" or "European" and
"Gentleman" seems to come to mind. Anyone?) I expect they'll be doing
a land office business this coming weekend.

    >The biggest laugh: "The Bill Clinton Story"
    
    pretty sad if you ask me.

    Noriega has DAFS(tm)

    
    .407:
    
    `The Englishman Who Went Up A Hill And Came Down A Mountain'?
    

Maybe. Is that a Hugh Grant film?

    
    Yes.
    

    `The Englishman Who Went 'Round the Corner and Came Back in Handcuffs'

    
    :^)
    

    
    `The Englishman Who Went Up A Hill And Came Down A Mountain'?
    
    You mean Hugh Grant is over the hump?

    .415
    
    > You mean Hugh Grant is over the hump?
    
    oo er missus.

    >> >The biggest laugh: "The Bill Clinton Story"
    
    As long as this showed up here, I'll take the opportunity to comment
    that it's very interesting how Letterman was a complete Clinton toady
    when he first went over to CBS.  He wouldn't tell Clinton jokes, he
    had most of Clinton's administration and family on as guests, and so
    on.
    
    Then a couple of things happened, that we know of... first, Dave's
    fans started getting on his case about being a Slick suck-up, and
    his ratings started to suffer; second, Clinton actually brought on
    Dave's nemesis Jay Leno as a joke writer (yes, when Slick comes up
    with a bon mot, it was probably written by Jay).
    
    So for the last year or so, Dave has gleefully skewered Clinton as
    often as he can.
    
    Chris

    > Letterman was a complete Clinton toady when he first went over to CBS. 
    > He wouldn't tell Clinton jokes,
    
    Guess you've forgotten the video with a slow pinwheeling picture of
    Clinton with fireworks and martial music playing suprerrimposed over
    MacDonalds Golden Arches everytime Dave mentioned french fries.  Nah,
    no Clinton jokes, never.
    
    DougO

    re: .418
    
    That was later.  At first, he was treading very lightly on Clinton.
    
    Chris

    
    Natasha Henstridge
    

Natasha Fatale.

    Natasha Kinski (or is it Natatia?)

It's Nastassia.

    Thanks.  Neither of my spellings looked right to me.  8^)

    It's "AAAAROOOORROOOWWW!, pant, pant, pant"  

Nastassia's father, OTOH, was very creepy looking.  Particularly in Nosferatu.

Yes, Natasha Fatale was Boris Badanov's si'kick.

    
    That reminds me...did ANYONE see the movie version of `Boris and
    Natasha', starring Dave Thomas and Sally Kellerman?
    

Incredible, but creepy.

    >> That reminds me...did ANYONE see the movie version of `Boris and
    >> Natasha', starring Dave Thomas and Sally Kellerman?
    
    I thought I'd read where it was released directly to video because
    the studio/distributors/whoever were not, ah, altogether pleased
    with the finished product.  Can anyone here confirm that?  I've
    seen it at Blockbuster, but have so far resisted the temptation
    to rent it.
    
    Chris

    
    Saw `Lair Of The White Worm' last night.  Terrible movie, BUT...
    
    Amanda Donohoe!   Ow ow owwwwwwooooooo!
    

Amanda de Pays.

PPPPPPPPPPPHHHHHHHHHHHWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRR!!!

Chris.

>                           -< PHWOAR???  wass dat? >-

me, leering...

Chris.

Well, next time leer in English so we can understand.

>Well, next time leer in English so we can understand.

I did, where do you think I'm from?!

Chris.

>> PPPPPPPPPPPHHHHHHHHHHHWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRR!!!
    
    I assumed it was the sound of a land mammal upon attaining
    a biological event.
    
    Chris

Sounds like a fair description to me.

Chris$perv.

Paul Gross (the last name is absolutely no indication
of how eminently boinkable this fella appears to be). Imagine
my surprise when I turned the corner of my street this morning
to see the movie trailers set up alonside a little park. They 
were filming "Due South" and I noticed the aforementioned
hunk and couldn't resist stopping to drool for a few minutes.
Hopefully the seminar instructor didn't mind that I walked in
10 minutes late!

    I thought Due South was canceled??

It will still be shown on one of the Canadian networks
(CTV I think) and apparently is doing well in some of
the overseas markets (England especially) so I guess
they decided to keep it in production. The crew was still
there this morning (but no sign of the actors) and I wonder
how much time it could take to film whatever little scene
is being shot in that park.

    I hope it comes back here...I rather liked the show.

	I like the show and Mr. Gross...... :-)

'Nuther MBC:

	Marcia Strassman.

	Usedta play Gabe Kotter's wife, Julie.

	Don't know if she ever did anything else.

	As far as I'm concerned, she didn't have to.

    The lead woman from Romeo is bleeding...
    
    whazzername?

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>	Marcia Strassman.

>	Usedta play Gabe Kotter's wife, Julie.

>	Don't know if she ever did anything else.


   She had a fairly successful single out in the late 60's called "The
   Flower Children", and I think she also appeared in the "Honey I Shrunk/
   Blew up the Kids" or some other movie.



 Jim

    
    <-- who is lena olin.
    
    also, based upon her latest made for showtime flick, which i saw about
    10 minutes of last night, mia sera is a worthy addition to this list.
    
    bill  

    Ah, yes...lena olin.
    (pant pant drool drool)
    There. I feel much better now.

    
    Anna Nicole Smith
    
    As long as she doesn't talk.
    
    "I want to be taken seriously as an actress..."
    Yeah, right, whatever, honey...
    

    Anna Nicole Smith, who also states that she married an
    89-year-old bazillionaire for "love."
    

    She can't hiiiiide her lyin' eyes.

    'Specially when her bee-loved husband, from the photos I've
    seen, appears to have passed on, without telling anyone,
    several years ago.
    

 re .452



  Reminds me of a blues song as sung by Valerie Wellington..


 "Well my ol' man is 78
  and I'm just 23
  my friends all think I'm crazy
  but his will is made out to me"

    Anna Nicole Smith ought to use some of that money and check out
    Jenny Craig.  Right now she could have starred in that movie just
    out about getting an elephant into VN.
    
    

    Janet Reno?

    <---- You speak the truth in a bluuuuurgh sort of way.

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        Anna Nicole Smith ought to use some of that money and check out
        Jenny Craig.  Right now she could have starred in that movie just
        out about getting an elephant into VN.
    
    
    So you're saying that Anna would not be allowed into the Citadel?

    
    Maybe Anna Nicole Smith is "more boinkable" since she now stands to
    inherit $500 million upon the death of her husband on Saturday.

    They're going to kill him on Saturday?

    
    Yes, I did note that Anna's bazillionaire sugar daddy bought the
    farm on Saturday.  I also noted that his son immediately took legal
    action to block any claim she might have to the estate.  I imagine
    the two of them and their respective lieyers will be slugging this
    out in court for years to come...
    
    However...
    
    Since Anna is now available and may be able to support me in the
    style to which I am accustomed (or which I would like to be 
    accustomed to), I now profess my love for her and proffer my hand
    in marriage.  Oh, dear sweet Anna, won't you come to sweep me off
    my feet and take me away from all this?  Just send plane fare, 
    darlin', and I'll be down in Texas before you can bat a false
    eyelash...
    
    Sigh...
    
    <as my mind dissolves into fantasies of billionairess buxom blondes>
    
    
    
    
    
    Rob
    

    
    Damn!  Rob beat me to it ..... :-(

    but Anna, I'm MUCH BETTER LOOKING THAN HE IS.... HONEST YOU CAN TRUST
    MEEEEE..... ;->

    Yeah, so he's taller than me.... ok and stronger.... ok and knows all
    the right people.... but i'm better at...., well I'd be as good at....

    OH SCREW IT !  There goes my shot at $500 Million.... :-(

    :-)
    Dan

Anna reads da 'box?

    MBC: the redhead in Nine Months. save me.

    
    
    what's with you and redheads, marq???
    
    :>
    

    How did Anna's sugar daddy expire?  Did one of her boobs cut off
    his air supply?
    
    

    
    {gasp}BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!
    
    
    {ahem} sorry.
    
    

    .467
    
    Pneumonia.

    Sandra Bullock
    

    "There's someone for everyone"
    

    That dark haired girl with the accent on Army of Darkness.  She's quite
    a lovely specimen.  Played leading lady to what's-his-name, who went
    around chopping up undead with a chainsaw.

    What an excellent movie.
    Of course, there are those who might not agree...
    
    She has that great quote..and I forgot it.
    "I feel..." and I can't remember the rest.

    The Highlander - Adrian Paul
    
    

    
    
    bon jovi still leads my list...

    
    .465,
    
    Re: the redhead:
    
    Julianne (Julianna?) Moore, I think.
    

    Yep, that's her.

    
    
    	Me too Raq.  =)
    

    Me too Raq.
    
    Leslie

    re .476 - You want them all !!!!!

    
    Susan Hay vs. Wendy Mesley
    

    Wendy.

    
    I figger'd you'd say that.  ;^)
    

	Kitty Carlise

     Longtime PineBoxDenizen, a casualty of the JFK slaying, 'tis said.
    
    Butchoo knew that.
    

    I believe you're thinking of Dorothy Kilgallen.
    
    Common mistake, both Goodson-Todman productions, for the most
    part.  "What's My Line" vs. "To Tell the Truth"...
    
    Chris

>    I believe you're thinking of Dorothy Kilgallen.
    
 
   Who also interviewed Jack Ruby and died not longer after of cancer.




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>>   Who also interviewed Jack Ruby and died not longer after of cancer.

	so maybe there _is_ something to this second-hand smoke stuff.

    re: .491
    
    >>                      -< Aiiiieeeeeeeeeeeee.... >-
    
    What's that, contestant #3 falling off the "To Tell the Truth"
    elevated set?
    
    Chris

    Drew Barrymore
    Sharon Stone      (nice)!!

    > Drew Barrymore
    
    The "Drew" in her name came from a woman named "Elizabeth Drew",
    who married into the Barrymore family several generations back.
    E Drew is also my paternal aunt, since another Drew offspring
    married my great-grandfather (Francis David Markey).
    
    I guess this means I can't boink her. Darn... :-) :-) :-)
    
    -b

    And the penis? You forgot the penis.

    Wynonna Rider.  

    Debra Hanggeli.

    
    >> Wynonna Rider --- EEEEEEKKKKKKK!  she's horrid!  
    
    Lkp

    
    Oh, thank you - I've always wanted to be a celebrity 8^).
    
    

    re: .499
    
    You must have missed her in Dracula, then.

    
    > Oh, thank you - I've always wanted to be a celebrity 8^).
    
    Yeah, but have you always wanted to be boinked?
    

    
    
    Hey you two!! Take it to the...
    
     No... never mind... leave it here... this is getting interesting...
    

    Dan and Don?

    
    Given the topic, I SHOULD THINK NOT!
    

    That's why I'm asking. Dan and Don?

    
    
      Beverly and Shirley...
    

    >Yeah, but have you always wanted to be boinked?
    
     Classy.

    Can I have a doughnut please?
    
    
    Glennnnnnnnnnnnn

    
    You can if you're able.
    
    {poke} MAY I have a donut.
    

    
    I saw Wynonna is Dracular - it just went on to prove what I've thought
    of her all along.
    
    "she's an ugly-flat chested-limp haird-no personality-I dont know if
    I'm a boy or a girl-twit.
    
    lkp

    Sure Deb, you can have a donut.

    re: .514
    
    I think she's trying to change the subject...  8^)

>>    I saw Wynonna is Dracular - it just went on to prove what I've thought
>>    of her all along.

	i first saw her in Beetlejuice.  thought she was quite beautiful.

    > I saw Wynonna in Dracular 
    
    That explains it.  She wasn't in DraculaR, you must have her mistaken
    with someone else.  8^)
    
    [I thought she looked quite lovely in those old-fashioned dresses.]

    
    You all must of been boinked one to many times .... in the head if you
    think that Wynonna is even a woman.
    

>>    You all must of been boinked one to many times .... in the head if you
>>    think that Wynonna is even a woman.

    oh, did she have a sex-change operation?  i miss all the good stuff.
    

    
    re: .520
    
    You the same person what attributes music to Clash???
    

Is this Wynonna person like Jamie Lee Curtis?

    
    >>  You the same person what attributes music to Clash???
    
    	no!

    
    Isn't it Winona Ryder?  And Wynonna Judd?
    
    Correct me if I'm wrong.
    
    

    re: .524
    
    Well, at least you got that much going for you.  8^)

    re: .525
    
    I wouldn't even dream of trying to correct you, dear.  Not after that
    lashing I took in the Jesse Helms topic.  8^)  (I think you may be
    right, FWIW)

    Nicole Kidman 

    
    Heather Locklear
    Heather Locklear
    Heather Locklear
    Heather Locklear
    
                          ********************
                          * HEATHER LOCKLEAR *
                          ********************
    
    
    There's this BIG billboard that I drive by in Salem with a picture of
    Heather Locklear on it......GOD what that picture does to me ! ! !
    

    
    Is that why there's always a backup at that particular spot on the
    highway?  Dan Killoran sittin in his car fishing?
    
    

    
    Wishin', maybe.  Fishin', Nah.
    

    
    You is slow, Danny........

Amanda de Pays (okay I know I already said that one, but, well, y'know?)
Oh, and that woman who sometimes plays drums for Sparks, Christie Haydn?
Anyway, the one who looks like Amanda de Pays!

Chris.

    Claudia Schiffer (yeah, I probably misspelt the name, but you know who
    I'm talking about).
    
    I also like that girl on Christie.  She's no supermodel, but I'm a
    sucker for a wholesome girl (even if she just plays one on tv  8^) ).

    
    	RE: "Christie"
    
    	Tyne Daly?
    

    
    Steve, she's old enough to be your mother 8^o!
    
    

    Maybe it's "Christy"?  I know someone in here's seen the show.  She
    can't be that old, unless the make-up folks are really really talented. 
    
    Of course, since this is a wholesome show, without the skin-flaunting
    that you see in your typical boobtoob offering, you don't get a chance
    to see all the tell-tale signs of aging.   8^)
    
    I still say she's cute!  Not a supermodel or anything, but cute.  So
    there!!  {stomping foot; childish look of defiance on face}

    
    	It's not Tyne Daly ... I was just kidding.  She plays the old
    	person.  Quite well, I might add, since she IS old.  [She was
    	Cagney or Lacey [whichever one was a brunette] in the show of
    	the same name.]
    
    	I don't remember the girl's name who plays Christy.
    

    
    Isn't she the girl that was on "Life Goes On"?

    I saw a preview for "Desperado" over the weekend. Whoever that dark
    haired beauty is makes all others look like the wicked witch of the
    north.

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| Tyne Daly?

	As I was reading this, Tyne Daly was shooting a gun on the tube.
Ironic, huh?



Glen

    
    	You weren't watching "Magnum Force", were you?
    
    	I loved that movie.
    

Back to "Christy" - I think the girl's name is Kelly Martin and Steve,
I believe that even though you are a box baby, she may still be a
little young (around 16-17)

    
    .540

    >Whoever that dark haired beauty is makes all others look like 
    >the wicked witch of the north.
    
    That was Antonio Banderas, Tom.
    
    
    ;^)
    

    
>    	You weren't watching "Magnum Force", were you?
    
 
   Tyne Daly was in "The Enforcer".





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| You weren't watching "Magnum Force", were you?

	Nope, Cagny and Lacy. I don't like watching Tine die.....



Glen

    still Courtney Cox. Scwhing!! She will be mine, oh yes, she will be
    mine.

    I watched the movie Billy Madison, and
    in the movie he has this gorgeous grade
    3 teacher. If anyone has seen this movie
    you will know what I mean. What was her name?
    She is mint.
    
    Chris

    re: .543
    
    {look of shock and horror}
    
    Tell me it ain't so!!  (she doesn't look THAT young)

    
    	"The Enforcer"!!  Of course ... how stupid of me!!
    
    	And why don't you just give away the WHOLE movie, Glen, instead
    	of just part of it ... like the coroner looking into the body
    	and saying he sees something, which is an advertisement reading
    	"Eat at Joe's".  8^)
    
    
    	And getting back on track, Jennifer Aniston is the babe of the
    	"Friends" cast.  Courtney is a close [but shrinking] 2nd.
    

>    Jennifer Aniston  of 'Friends'
    
    Never having seen 'Friends'...is Jennifer a brunette with amazingly
    blue eyes?  
    
    -steve (just trying to put a face to the name)

    When I was a kid, I thought that Ann Sothern was highly boinkable,
    and I didn't even know what boinkable was at the time.  Aside from
    that, she always seemed like a "character" that would be fun to
    be around.  And even beyond that, she was a business tycoon type
    (outside of show biz) and was quite wealthy.  Ba-da-bing!
    
    Chris

    
    	Jennifer is a brunette, but I don't remember what color her eyes
    	are.
    

    
    
    natasha richardson.
    

    Not one of my personalities, yet.

    <--- is that another one of glenn's personalities???
    
    jennifer aniston is not the dark brunette with the wickedly blue eyes. 
    that is courtney cox.  jennifer has the lighter brown hair and the
    paler eyes.  she plays rachel.  and happens to the be daughter of the
    dude who plays victor (somethinggreekican'tspell) on days of our lives.
    
    re:  christy,
    
    yes, that actress' name is kelli martin and she was on life goes on. 
    she was also in a tv movie about a girl who was kidnapped at a young
    age and didn't know it til she saw herself on a milk carton.  and i do
    believe she is older than 16 or 17, as she was about that age when lgo
    was on the air, and that was 3 years ago.  
    
    anything else???  :> ;>
    
    -raq
    

Oh well... in that case Steve, carry on!  8*)

Amanda de Pays is also a brunette, and a very nice one at that...

Chris.

    
    	Jennifer is Victor's daughter?
    
    	Victor was the one with the really cute blonde for a wife-
    	mistress-sister [or all 3?], right?  Forgot her name, since
    	I think I saw that show once.
    

    >That was Antonio Banderas, Tom.
    
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA... yea, if you like sweat!! 

    
    Waitaminute.  Isn't Victor on Young and the Restless?  Altho I suppose
    there could be more than one Victor on the myriad of Soap Operas 8^).
    
    The Victor I'm thinking of was married to Nikki.  His real name is Erik
    Braden (sp?), although when he was on Rat Patrol his real name was Hans
    Gudegast!
    
    I wish I could find Rat Patrol reruns.
    

    
    wrong victor, debra...and yes, he was married to nikki...
    
    the victor i am talking about is shorter, heavier, older and greyer.
    

    
    Aren't there enough soap-opera quality names available?  Why did they
    have to reuse Victor?
    
     
    

    re: .556
    
    Thank you.  I feel much better now.   8^)

    
    well, debra, who is to say that the dool victor didn't come before the
    yatr victor???  hhhhhmmmmmmmm??????
    
    and you are very welcome, steve... :>
    

    
    Now then, I didn't say WHICH Victor was a repeat, did I?
    
    

    i think his last name (on the show) is Kyriakis? (sp?)

    
    yeah, that's his last name, but because i had no clue how to spell it,
    it didn't bother trying... ;>
    
    

    The blonde presenter on MTV with the sexy Swedish looks.
    
    I`d crawl across broken glass just to wank in her shadow. Er,yes.
    

    
    	How did I know that was you, just by reading the last line in that
    	reply??
    
    	I must be psychic.
    

    re: .569
    
    I find this most troubling.

    Well, at least he isn't crawling across broken glass just to sniff the
    tire tracks of the lorry that took her panties to the laundry.

    Victor Kiriakis - DOOL
    
    

    
    why??  cause it took ya so long to figure it out??  :> ;>
    

    DOOL?

    
    	Days Of Our Lives
    

    
    Julianne Moore

    Lamb Chops:')

	You want to boink a hand puppet????? 

re: .579 - a la Senior Wences?

    Desperate measures for desperate means...or something like that:')

<----gotta hand it to you....

    
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