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Conference back40::soapbox

Title:Soapbox. Just Soapbox.
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Moderator:WAHOO::LEVESQUEONS
Created:Thu Nov 17 1994
Last Modified:Fri Jun 06 1997
Last Successful Update:Fri Jun 06 1997
Number of topics:862
Total number of notes:339684

766.0. "New Hampshire's First Laws" by RUSURE::EDP (Always mount a scratch monkey.) Tue Jul 30 1996 12:19

    I looked up New Hampshire's first law yesterday.  Not the first in the
    RSA, but the first in the actual laws from 1679, copied from the
    English archive:
    
         IT IS Enacted by this Assembly and the Authority thereof:
         That if any person, having had the knowledg of the true God,
         openly & manifestly have, or worship any other God but the
         Lord God; He shal be put to death.  Exed. 22. 20 Deut. 13. 6
         & 10.
         
    Also of interest is:
    
         Iff any Child or Children above Sixteen years old, and of
         competent understanding, shall smite, or curse their natural
         father or mother; He or they shal be put to death: unless it
         can be sufficiently testified, that the Parents have bin very
         unchristianly negligent in the education of such Children; or
         so provoked them by extreme & cruel correction, that they
         have bin forced thereunto, to preserve themselves from death
         or maiming.
    
    
    				-- edp
    

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766.1no surprise hereSMURF::WALTERSTue Jul 30 1996 12:328
    If I recall correctly, the first governer of NH emigrated here from
    Wales.  He was a strict Puritan, but the sect never really caught on in
    Wales because of its extreme intolerance and attempts to impose the
    English speaking church on the people by similar laws.  Goes
    against the traditional historical view of the Puritans as seekers of
    religious freedom.
    
    
766.2ACISS1::BATTISFuture Chevy Blazer ownerTue Jul 30 1996 12:382
    
    <----- sounds like Lucky Jack's kinds guy.
766.3MKOTS3::JMARTINMadison...5'2'' 95 lbs.Tue Jul 30 1996 14:077
         Z    competent understanding, shall smite, or curse their natural
         Z    father or mother; He or they shal be put to death: unless it
         Z    can be sufficiently testified, that the Parents have bin very
         Z    unchristianly negligent in the education of such Children;
    
    Which means that every child in the public school system can smite
    their parents!
766.4RUSURE::GOODWINSacred Cows Make the Best HamburgerTue Jul 30 1996 14:094
    Political power was largely in the hands of religious leaders back in
    those days.  Today it is largely in the hands of political leaders.
    
    Nothing changes but the words.
766.5POLAR::RICHARDSONPerpetual GlennTue Jul 30 1996 14:212
    "So you think that hangman is being catty?
     You shouldn't have cursed your mom and daddy!"
766.6COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertTue Jul 30 1996 14:2418
>Goes against the traditional historical view of the Puritans as seekers of
>religious freedom.

Depends on what you mean.

The Puritans in England had the intention of enforcing their particular beliefs
and modes of worship on the Church of England.  They were not being very
successful in this endeavor, and some of them came to the United States in
order to be free to establish their own religion here.

The Puritans did briefly succeed in England.  They won the English Civil War
and put St. Charles, King and Martyr, to death.  Their "Glorious" Commonwealth
lasted all of eleven years, during which time the monarchy, the House of Lords,
the Book of Common Prayer, and the bishops were banned.  At the Restoration in
1660, the monarchy, the Lords, and the Church of England (including bishops)
were restored.

/john
766.7SMURF::WALTERSTue Jul 30 1996 14:399
    
    That may be true of England, but it was different in Wales, which never
    really accepted the English church.  Attempts at another new world
    colony during this time were made by Welsh emigrants - perhaps trying to
    escape Puritan oppression under the Propagation Act.  An ill-fated colony
    was established at Avalonia in Newfoundland in 1625.  Later, there were
    mass emigrations of Welsh Quakers who emigrated to Penn due to long-standing
    differences with the Puritan sect over opression at home.  It's an
    interesting sideline to the other historical events at this time.
766.8LANDO::OLIVER_Bit's about summer!Tue Jul 30 1996 14:437
    /The Puritans in England had the intention of enforcing their particular
    /beliefs and modes of worship on the Church of England.  They were not being
    /very successful in this endeavor, and some of them came to the United States
    /in order to be free to establish their own religion here.
    
    in other words, the cancer spread.
    
766.9WAHOO::LEVESQUEinhale to the chiefTue Jul 30 1996 14:481
    That's a thoughtful way to put it.
766.10PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BTue Jul 30 1996 14:522
  Ophish.  
766.11LANDO::OLIVER_Bit's about summer!Tue Jul 30 1996 14:531
    .9  thank you.  say, i like your thoughtful p-name.
766.12WAHOO::LEVESQUEinhale to the chiefTue Jul 30 1996 14:591
    I changed it just for you.
766.13RUSURE::GOODWINSacred Cows Make the Best HamburgerTue Jul 30 1996 15:113
    >inhale to the chief
    
    I don't know what you're toking about
766.14you dunno what I'm reefering to?WAHOO::LEVESQUEinhale to the chiefTue Jul 30 1996 15:121
    <snicker>
766.15calling the pot greenHBAHBA::HAASmore madness, less horrorTue Jul 30 1996 15:121
Smoke, smoke, smoke that reeferette...
766.16LANDO::OLIVER_Bit's about summer!Tue Jul 30 1996 15:161
    smoking causes cancer, doncha know?
766.17RUSURE::GOODWINSacred Cows Make the Best HamburgerTue Jul 30 1996 15:161
    Living causes death.
766.18BUSY::SLABDon't get even ... get odd!!Tue Jul 30 1996 15:183
    
    	Ban living!!
    
766.19ban deathHBAHBA::HAASmore madness, less horrorTue Jul 30 1996 15:190
766.21COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertTue Jul 30 1996 15:2021
766.22LANDO::OLIVER_Bit's about summer!Tue Jul 30 1996 15:211
    .18  that's what the puritans wanted to do.
766.23RUSURE::GOODWINSacred Cows Make the Best HamburgerTue Jul 30 1996 15:227
    >ban living
    
    It seems the early inhabitants of NH were on their way there...
    
    I wonder exactly when the prevailing sentiment changed to "Live free or
    die".  In fact I wonder if that even IS the prevailing sentiment in NH
    or anywhere else in the US.
766.24MKOTS3::JMARTINMadison...5'2'' 95 lbs.Tue Jul 30 1996 15:343
  ZZ   I don't know what you're toking about
    
    You stop toking nonsense....YOU ARE JUST A POOR TAYLOR!!!!!
766.25POWDML::HANGGELIWill Work For LatteTue Jul 30 1996 15:363
    
    Even a poor tailor is entitled to some happiness.
                  ^
766.26RUSURE::GOODWINSacred Cows Make the Best HamburgerTue Jul 30 1996 15:401
    Happy happy happy happy happy just the way I am.
766.27SCASS1::BARBER_Aplease pass the dirtTue Jul 30 1996 15:471
    Doctah!  8O
766.28ACISS1::BATTISFuture Chevy Blazer ownerTue Jul 30 1996 16:413
    
    as a republican, even I'm getting tired of all the Clinton bashing.
    Enough! have your say in november.
766.29RUSURE::GOODWINSacred Cows Make the Best HamburgerTue Jul 30 1996 16:598
    I agree.  Too much mindless President bashing by people of the opposite
    party, whatever it is.
    
    I didn't vote for Clinton, but the only things he has done that
    disappointed me are:
    
    	A. Canning Joycelyn Elders
    	B. Not standing up for gay rights
766.30form?HBAHBA::HAASmore madness, less horrorTue Jul 30 1996 17:003
>    	A. Canning Joycelyn Elders

Do you prefer bottling?
766.31RUSURE::GOODWINSacred Cows Make the Best HamburgerTue Jul 30 1996 17:013
    >Do you prefer bottling?
    
    Only for carbonated paper.
766.32POLAR::RICHARDSONPerpetual GlennTue Jul 30 1996 17:031
        a jarring thought....
766.33can't help itGAAS::BRAUCHERWelcome to ParadiseTue Jul 30 1996 17:039
    
      I dunno.  Bashing Clinton is easy and fun.  I won't stop for
     20 years.  Since he hasn't done anything much, I agree that the
     list of bad things he has done is short.  In the long run, he is
     mostly just another forgettable prex (quick, who was between Polk
     and Fillmore ?)  But his many gaffs, denials, shamefaced admissions
     are the stuff of true humor.  Who better to bash ?  That's the job.
    
      bb
766.34LANDO::OLIVER_Bit's about summer!Tue Jul 30 1996 17:051
    and besides, bob dole is just too durn pathetic to bash!
766.35PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BTue Jul 30 1996 17:063
  You know it.  I know it.  And the American people know it.

766.36big basheeHBAHBA::HAASmore madness, less horrorTue Jul 30 1996 17:078
>Who better to bash ?

Ya gotta point there, bb.

He does provide all sortsa material. Bush din't couldn't cut it but Slick
is certainly in ol' Ronnie Raygun league.

TTom
766.37LANDO::OLIVER_Bit's about summer!Tue Jul 30 1996 17:092
    i'll lead america into the future.  and tomorrow.  and the day
    after that.
766.38MKOTS3::JMARTINMadison...5'2'' 95 lbs.Tue Jul 30 1996 17:5114
    ZZ        A. Canning Joycelyn Elders
    ZZ        B. Not standing up for gay rights
    
    I don't sympathize as far as Jocelyn goes.  Bill Clinton could have
    picked a PR competent individual with the same outlook on issues, like
    legalizing drugs.  Problem here is Elders was an Arkansas hack who
    unfortunately is known for passing out thousands of defective condoms
    to the Arkansas public school system.  In short, she was an inept boob!
    
    You shouldn't be mad at Clinton for his laxness on gay rights.  You
    should be mad for his lack of forsight.  The man picked this as his
    first plan of action.  He had the military against him, the Joint
    Chiefs against him, and a good segment of the population.  What a
    boneheaded thing to address his first week in office.  STUUPID!
766.39LANDO::OLIVER_Bit's about summer!Tue Jul 30 1996 17:589
    .38
    
    |Problem here is Elders was an Arkansas hack who
    |unfortunately is known for passing out thousands of defective
    |condoms to the Arkansas public school system.
    
    jack, if everyone lied like you do, the world would be
    far more worse than it is.  
    
766.40a Clinton accomplishmentGAAS::BRAUCHERWelcome to ParadiseTue Jul 30 1996 17:599
    
      Speaking of loose cannon Elders, has anybody noticed just how
     little the country has missed having a Surgeon General ?  One
     of the neat things about deadlock is that many government
     do-nothing sinecures go vacant for a while because the Senate
     confirmation process breaks down.  This has the added benefit
     that the Senate is therefore too busy to pass legislation.
    
      bb
766.41RUSURE::GOODWINSacred Cows Make the Best HamburgerTue Jul 30 1996 18:209
    Elders personally oversaw the distribution to Arkansas schools of
    defective condoms, because of some mistake she made or on purpose?
    
    And you're right about taking on the military -- but having done it he
    should at least have done it right.  He came across in that and the
    gay marriage thing as just being a pushover.  If he had persisted and
    lost I would have blamed the repubs.  Now I blame him.
    
    
766.42TUXEDO::GASKELLTue Jul 30 1996 20:1110
    .0
    
    >>Iff any Child or Children above Sixteen years old, and of
      competent understanding, shall smite, or curse their natural
      father or mother; He or they shal be put to death:<<
    
    If any of my parents children were to "smite or curse" their
    parents, I would have become an only child very quickly.  Good
    old mum, I wondered where she got her parenting tips from.
    
766.43POLAR::RICHARDSONPerpetual GlennTue Jul 30 1996 20:172
    Iff any serf or labourer shall be absent from the work 
    set afore them, He or they shal be put to death.
766.44ACISS1::BATTISFuture Chevy Blazer ownerTue Jul 30 1996 20:184
    
    .42
    
    probably the library, while she was on an extended lunch no doubt.
766.45TUXEDO::GASKELLFri Aug 02 1996 12:353
    Well! it was an extended lunch brake as she had to cook it as well.
    You forget laddy that women usually do at least 2 jobs at the
    same time.
766.46ACISS1::BATTISFuture Chevy Blazer ownerFri Aug 02 1996 12:532
    
    <----  walking and chewing gum are not considered jobs. hth
766.47BUSY::SLABCatch you later!!Fri Aug 02 1996 16:0710
    
    	::GASKELL, as was pointed out in another note:
    
    	breaks
    	breaks
    	breaks
    	breaks
    	breaks
    	breaks!!
    
766.48SMURF::MSCANLONa ferret on the barco-loungerFri Aug 02 1996 17:214
    re: .47
    
    It's broken already, ok?