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Title:Soapbox. Just Soapbox.
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714.0. "NBA Playoffs" by ACISS1::BATTIS (Chicago Bulls-1996 world champs) Mon Apr 29 1996 17:14

    
    
    Who are you rooting for and why? or don't you really care who
    is playing?
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714.1ACISS1::BATTISChicago Bulls-1996 world champsMon Apr 29 1996 17:153
    
    Chicago Bulls, would like to see them face Orlando for the Eastern
    Conference Champsionship, then Seattle for the NBA Finals.
714.2ACISS2::LEECHextremistMon Apr 29 1996 17:531
    da Bulls... just because
714.3PHXSS1::HEISERwatchman on the wallMon Apr 29 1996 18:101
    da Bulls are overrated.  They aren't even as good as the '91-'93 teams.
714.4GAVEL::JANDROWi think, therefore i have a headacheMon Apr 29 1996 18:187
    
    don't care.  but chances are i am somehow going to get stuck watching a
    game or two if i want to see my hunnie before the champonship is over. 
    if i had to pick, i'd say the bulls.  they may may or may not be
    'overrated', but they are a pretty good team.  if i had my way, the
    celts would win, but that's pretty much impossible at this point.  :>
    
714.5SOLVIT::KRAWIECKItumble to remove jerksMon Apr 29 1996 18:594
    
    
    I have to wash my hair during the play-offs...
    
714.6ACISS1::BATTISChicago Bulls-1996 world champsMon Apr 29 1996 19:322
    
    <---- you sure must have clean hair by now, Andy.
714.7WAHOO::LEVESQUEa legend begins at its endTue Apr 30 1996 11:142
    Not really. He only washes it four times a year- hockey playoffs,
    basketball playoff, baseball playoffs and football playoffs.
714.8ACISS1::SCHELTERTue Apr 30 1996 17:485
    RE: Over rated.  Yea, right.  
    
    
    Mike
    
714.9who caresSHRCTR::YOUNGWed May 01 1996 13:357
    After watching the NCAA tournament where teams actually play defense,
    the NBA is boring ...... basically a collection of slam dunks and
    three point shots ...... with defense defined as being in the same
    area code.
    
    
    
714.10ACISS2::LEECHextremistWed May 01 1996 13:471
    Yes, the NCAA tourney is much more exciting.
714.11SOLVIT::KRAWIECKItumble to remove jerksWed May 01 1996 14:286
    
    >Yes, the NCAA tourney is much more exciting.
    
    
    
    yer right... the minor league is much more watchable...
714.12hopeless...GAAS::BRAUCHERWelcome to ParadiseWed May 01 1996 19:076
    
      TTWA : I wonder how it feels to be on the Miami Heat, being
     toyed with by the annointed Chicago Cattle.  ALL the media mavens
     in the other guys' locker room.  They must go home and kick the dog.
    
      bb
714.13TEXAS1::SOBECKYIt's complicated.Thu May 02 1996 03:5118
    
    
    .10 is right..the NCAA is much more unpredictable and exciting. UMASS
    could have won it all this year (:) boo hoo
    
    
    But DA BULLS are unbeatable this year. Nobody can touch them, not a
    chance.
    
    Saw a foxy lady on CNN tonight with a sign asking Dennis for his
    T-Shirt or marriage...
    
    Them's DA BULLS!
    
    I will bet the rent.
    
    John
    
714.14ACISS1::BATTISChicago Bulls-1996 world champsThu May 02 1996 12:495
    
    I agree John. They do look great so far, but the Knicks should give
    them a little bit more of a test. Orlando will really be the
    championship series. None of the teams in the West can beat Chicago,
    even on their best night.
714.15PHXSS1::HEISERwatchman on the wallThu May 02 1996 16:0017
>    championship series. None of the teams in the West can beat Chicago,
>    even on their best night.
    
    That's not a very observant comment.  Houston is clearly the best in
    the west.  They simply don't know how to lose and play better as a team
    (i.e., teamwork) than anyone in the league.  Seattle was also one of
    the few that beat Chicago during the year.  They have the weapons to
    challenge them.  
    
    I agree though that the rest of the west doesn't cut it.  Of course,
    this assumes that Chicago survives Orlando.  I don't think they will.  
    The playoffs are more physical, half-court styled, and the Bulls don't
    have the inside presence to compete with Orlando.
    
    I think it will be a rematch of last year.
    
    Mike
714.16TROOA::BUTKOVICHI am NOT a wind stealer!Thu May 02 1996 16:122
    Chicago *can* be beat - a first year expansion team proved that earlier
    this season.  8*)
714.17beeves will sweep...GAAS::BRAUCHERWelcome to ParadiseThu May 02 1996 16:134
    
      you guys are mooing into the wind
    
      bb
714.18ACISS1::BATTISChicago Bulls-1996 world champsThu May 02 1996 16:444
    
    Chris, they did lose 10 games this year, but no team beat them twice.
    The Bulls will take Orlando, then Seattle or Houston. don't forget
    Mr. heiser, the Bulls beat both Houston and Seattle.
714.19Pacers beat them twice?WMOIS::WEIERKeep those wings spinning!Thu May 02 1996 16:565
    
       I thought the Pacers beat them twice this year, the second time
     being the Bull's last home game of the year. It spoiled their chance
     to tie Boston's record for most home wins in a season.
                                                          
714.20ACISS1::BATTISChicago Bulls-1996 world champsThu May 02 1996 17:012
    
    <---- eek, I stand corrected.
714.21PHXSS1::HEISERwatchman on the wallThu May 02 1996 17:475
    Chicago faced Houston when they were depleted with injuries.  The real
    Rockets are playing now.  Remember, they ARE the 2-time defending
    champs.
    
    Mike
714.22ACISS1::BATTISChicago Bulls-1996 world champsThu May 02 1996 18:083
    
    Mike, the Bulls will crush them for their 4th title. Rember, they used
    to be 3 time defending champs. :-)
714.23MKOTS3::JMARTINMadison...5'2'' 95 lbs.Thu May 02 1996 18:286
 Z   Mike, the Bulls will crush them for their 4th title. Rember, they used
 Z       to be 3 time defending champs. :-)
    
    Mark, keep things in perspective...I come from Celtics country and for
    years the Bulls were good for laughs!  Remember from whence you came!
    :-)
714.24ACISS1::BATTISChicago Bulls-1996 world champsThu May 02 1996 18:332
    
    California, but don't tell anyone.
714.25Houston IS the championPHXSS1::HEISERwatchman on the wallThu May 02 1996 18:511
    "used to be" is the operative phrase.
714.26ACISS1::BATTISChicago Bulls-1996 world champsThu May 02 1996 19:422
    
    Mike, talk to me in June, and we will see who IS the champ. :-)
714.27PHXSS1::HEISERwatchman on the wallThu May 02 1996 20:195
    If they don't win it all, it will go down in NBA history as the biggest
    choke ever.  No excuses!
    
    Many, including NBA players, still say that the Bulls of '91-'93 were a
    better team than this one.
714.28CSLALL::SECURITYThu May 02 1996 20:496
    If I lived in Chicago I would be rabid about the playoffs, but here in
    Boston, I'll be looking for some drying paint to watch. Dennis Rodman
    IS my favorite NBA player, and also has the best tattoos and piercings,
    so I'll pick da bulls.
    
    lunchbox
714.29ACISS1::SCHELTERThu May 02 1996 21:378
    Teams on a good night can beat the Bulls.  I don't see
    any team beating them 4 ot of 7.  As far as matching with
    Orlando,  depends on the refs.  If they let Shack shoulder
    and push, they may have a chance.
    
    
    Mike
    
714.30CSLALL::SECURITYThu May 02 1996 21:422
    That whole "no hand check" rule killed the Knicks this year. Shaq
    racked up the fouls, too. Stupid rule. 
714.31PHXSS1::HEISERwatchman on the wallThu May 02 1996 22:264
    Re: -1
    
    this is basketball not hockey.  If you aren't quick enough to guard
    your opponent without checking then you shouldn't be playing.
714.32CSLALL::SECURITYFri May 03 1996 01:204
    re:-1
    
    this is basketball, not ballet. If you can't stand somebody placing his
    hands on you without crying you shouldn't be playing.
714.33USAT05::HALLRGod loves even you!Fri May 03 1996 11:154
    since we all know that Michael Jordan will singlehandedly win the NBA
    playoffs by hisself, if u believe the Chicago press, then it's a moot
    point.  They should all just crown him king and go home 6 weeks
    earlier.
714.34WAHOO::LEVESQUEa legend begins at its endFri May 03 1996 11:2113
    >Dennis Rodman IS my favorite NBA player, and also has the best tattoos 
    >and piercings, so I'll pick da bulls.
    
     It figures that Lunchbox's favorite is the biggest AH in pro sports.
    How incredibly.... consistent.
    
    >this is basketball, not ballet. If you can't stand somebody placing his
    >hands on you without crying you shouldn't be playing.
    
     It has nothing to do with crying, you moron. Defense is played with
    the feet. Allowing "hand checking" is tantamount to legalized fouling.
    You can't just hold someone to keep them from going around you. I take
    it you are unacquainted with basketball fundamentals...
714.35CNTROL::JENNISONCrown Him with many crownsFri May 03 1996 12:556
    
    	Agreed.  Rodman is a sorry guy.  I saw the Stone Phillips'
    interview the other night, and the biggest emotion I felt for him
    was pity.
    
    
714.36WAHOO::LEVESQUEa legend begins at its endFri May 03 1996 13:171
    talk about craving attention...
714.37ACISS2::LEECHextremistFri May 03 1996 13:423
    Aw...you guys are just jealous of his hairdooooo.  8^)
    
    I wonder what color it will be next game?
714.38CSLALL::SECURITYSat May 04 1996 00:3432
    re.34
    
    There are different schools of thought as to how basketball, or any
    sport for that matter, is to be played. 
    
    Europeans gawk at the NHL. They don't think the game should be played
    with the physical element.
    
    The AL in MLB has a designated hitter; the NL does not.
    
    Boomer Esiason(sp?) spearheaded a movement to have the ridiculous
    "crowd control rule" in the NFL, because the opponents' crowds were so
    loud that his line could not hear him shouting the plays, so when a
    crowd got above a certain decibel level, the home team was punished
    with a 5-yard penalty. I see the crowd as "part of the game", and I
    find it appalling that somebody would charge $75 for a ticket to a
    sporting event, and tell me not to make noise. 
    
    I, personally, feel that handchecking IS a legitimate form of defense.
    I also think driving through the defender is a legitimate form of
    offense, though most consider it an offensive foul.  Forgive me for
    playing the game physical, that's the way we played it at school, after
    school, and it's the way I play it now. Of course, it has consequences. 
    I have a scar over my right eye by somebody deciding to answer my
    physical play with an overhand right(he wasn't the first nor the last;
    simply the luckiest). I view the game differently from you. You
    consider me a moron for it. In my neighborhood your masculinity would
    be questioned because of it. Is everybody that disagrees with you a
    moron, or does your knee-jerk ignorance apply only to me?
    
    
    lunchbox
714.39USAT02::HALLRGod loves even you!Sat May 04 1996 11:365
    Lunchie:
    
    Boomer "did NOT spearhead the rule for crowd control...he just
    bellyached the most and whined all the way up to Tagliboo and
    threatened to leave NYC.   The rule actually came into the NFL in 1963.
714.40WAHOO::LEVESQUEsparkle someone else's eyesMon May 06 1996 11:5217
    >I, personally, feel that handchecking IS a legitimate form of defense.
    
     That's because you're too slow to play real defense. Handchecking is
    an admission that you can't move your feet. Handchecking happens when
    A) the player is overmatched and just can't keep up or B) the player
    has no wind and is in poor shape, and fatigue dictates lazy defense.
    
    >Forgive me for
    >playing the game physical, that's the way we played it at school, after
    >school, and it's the way I play it now.
    
     Playing physical is a poor substitute for talent.
    
    >In my neighborhood your masculinity would be questioned because of it.
    
     BFD. Fortunately I don't consider my masculinity to be held hostage by
    your friends.
714.41ACISS1::BATTISChicago Bulls-1996 world champsMon May 06 1996 13:293
    
    Bulls won a squeeker last night. Can't honestly remember the last time
    I saw them miss so many shots in one game. Jordan to the rescue, again.
714.42CSLALL::PLEVINEMon May 06 1996 15:072
    714.40     :)
    Peter
714.43'nuff saidPHXSS1::HEISERwatchman on the wallMon May 06 1996 17:193
    RE: .38
    
    Must be a NY Brick fan.
714.44No Goons allowed.ACISS1::ROCUSHMon May 06 1996 17:3020
    The goons have no place in any sport.  Goons atempt to make up for a
    lack of skill with intimidation.  Hockey haas been destroyed because of
    the unnecessary fighting that goes on.  Hockey can be played very well
    and excitingly without fighting.  The Olympics do not aloow it,
    International rules forbid it, and the games are wondeful displays of
    hockey.  The NHL can eliminate it, but right now they won't. Maybe
    someday they will.
    
    The NBA, and basketball in general, is a non-contact sport.  Aloowing
    goons to take cheap shots and hold only brings the level of the truly
    outstanding athletes down.
    
    As a side note, I saw an incredible call against Rodman on Sunday.  He
    got called for his second personal and the replay was very
    enlightening.  Oakley had his arm and elbow up onder Rodman's chin,
    pushing him.  When the ball came down Oakley pushed Rodman back and
    knocked him to the floor, and Rodman gets the call against him.  I am
    not a fan of Rodman's antics, but I do think he is a very accomplished
    rebounder and really gets some bad calls because of his rep.
    
714.45just a role playerPHXSS1::HEISERwatchman on the wallMon May 06 1996 17:451
    Rodman is a one-dimensional player and a clown.
714.46Yeah.ACISS1::ROCUSHMon May 06 1996 18:124
    .45
    
    Yeah, but he's pretty good at his one dimension.
    
714.47PHXSS1::HEISERwatchman on the wallMon May 06 1996 18:275
    Chicago would've been better off keeping Horace Grant.  He plays better
    D, will board as much, give you 15-20 ppg on top of it, and not disrupt
    the team chemistry on or off the floor.
    
    Mike
714.48ACISS2::LEECHextremistMon May 06 1996 18:447
    I agree with you on this one, Mike.  I thought that losing Grant was a
    huge loss for Chicago.  Rodman plays good D and grabs a lot of boards, 
    but he has zero scoring talent whatsoever.  He DOES do pretty good on
    the outlet passes, though.
    
    
    -steve
714.49CSLALL::SECURITYMon May 06 1996 19:0224
    I had no idea that crowd control rule was so old. I haven't heard much
    of it lately, is it still on the books?
    
    I don't think the physical style of play where I used to play was due
    to laziness. We would play for around four hours most days. I just
    figure it was something that evolved long before I started playing.
    Hoops to me was always something to do in between hockey season, so I
    never shared your passion for the game, which is probably why I'm so
    willing to stray from the rules. It reminds me of an exchange student
    from Holland at my friend's high school a few years ago. He was on the
    soccer team, and would always get offended, because soccer was serious
    business to him, and he was sick of all the hack kids he had to play
    with/against. I have no illusions that kids I played hoop with are
    going to go to the NBA. There was a severe lack of finesse, but we had
    fun and I guess that's what counts.
    
    My one complaint about Rodman is that he tends to get lazy after a
    turnover, he just kind of leisurely jogs up the floor. I admire the
    emotion he puts into the game, even if he loses control of it from time
    to time.
    
    lunchbox
    
    
714.50ACISS1::BATTISChicago Bulls-1996 world champsMon May 06 1996 19:144
    
    If you would have seen what he wore to his book signing on Friday you
    have been howling with laughter. Silver hair, silver lipstick, eye
    shadow etc... a feathered boa, driving up on a motorcycle.
714.51CSLALL::SECURITYMon May 06 1996 19:233
    saw it.
    
    howled.
714.52ACISS2::LEECHextremistMon May 06 1996 19:323
    Well, he's....creative, anyway.  <snicker>
    
    He really goes out of his way to look gaudy.
714.53WAHOO::LEVESQUEsparkle someone else's eyesMon May 06 1996 19:331
    Attention seeker extraordinaire.
714.54USAT05::HALLRGod loves even you!Mon May 06 1996 19:381
    prolly really shy
714.55CSLALL::SECURITYMon May 06 1996 19:413
    He's just...um...eccentric. I think it's admirable that he expresses
    himself, as opposed to blending in with the rest of the non-superstar
    players.
714.56CSLALL::SECURITYMon May 06 1996 19:422
    And his talents speak for themselves. How long has he been in the
    league, since way back in Detroit? He didn't get by on his tattoos.
714.57he needs a white jacketPHXSS1::HEISERwatchman on the wallMon May 06 1996 19:431
    I thought Rue Paul was signing for him.
714.58TEXAS1::SOBECKYIt's complicated.Tue May 07 1996 06:0610
    
    Lunchbox..you can't be serious? Running through an opponent to score is
    good offense? This is basketball, not football.
    
    Someone said that basketball is a non-contact sport. In theory, maybe,
    but I'd sure hate to get whacked with those flying elbows that get
    thrown after some big dude grabs a rebound. I think basketball is one
    of the most demanding of physical sports, next to hockey.
    
    John
714.59ACISS1::BATTISChicago Bulls-1996 world champsTue May 07 1996 12:565
    
    basketball is a non-contact sport??? bwahahahahh   just tune into the
    Bulls and Knicks second round game tonight, to see just how little
    contact there is. While that may be true in theory, it doesn't hold up
    in reality.
714.60CSLALL::SECURITYTue May 07 1996 18:3112
    We just always played that way. As I said, it had evolved to be
    physical before I got there. I don't know if it started as some macho
    competition or what, but elbows, grabbing, and fighting were all
    commonplace. Any basketball purist would be aghast seeing it, I'm sure. 
    It was a bizarre mutation of basketball, now that I think about it, but
    that's how I was taught and that's the type of basketball I enjoy
    today. That is why driving through the defender and handchecking to
    slow an offensive attack hold credibility in my eyes. Just a matter of
    opinion, I guess.
    
    
    lunchbox
714.61WAHOO::LEVESQUEsparkle someone else's eyesTue May 07 1996 18:321
    hack-et ball
714.62CSLALL::SECURITYTue May 07 1996 18:541
    exactly.
714.63PHXSS1::HEISERwatchman on the wallTue May 07 1996 19:225
714.64TEXAS1::SOBECKYIt's complicated.Wed May 08 1996 09:1910
    
    
    
    
    	Chicago 91  NY 80
    
    BTW Rodman *was* very shy as a youngster. 
    
    John
    
714.65SOLVIT::KRAWIECKItumble to remove jerksWed May 08 1996 13:165
    
    
    >BTW Rodman *was* very shy as a youngster.
    
    Is that why he's a dork/jerk nowadays???
714.66TEXAS1::SOBECKYIt's complicated.Sat May 11 1996 20:0212
    
    
    re -1
    
    Maybe..maybe he's overcompensating
    
    Of course he could walk our hallowed hallways and see some of the
    pocket protectors, white socks, black glasses, etc, and come to the
    same conclusion about 'dorks'.
    
    John
    
714.67great movesGAAS::BRAUCHERWelcome to ParadiseMon May 13 1996 12:466
    
     Sonics swept Rockets (OT), Orlando over Atlanta, Bull beat Knicks,
    Jazz over Spurs.  Best player of the day Sunday was surely Morris
    of Utah.  This guy is quite exciting to watch.
    
     bb
714.68ACISS2::LEECHMon May 13 1996 18:041
    The Bulls didn't look too sharp yesterday.  
714.69WAHOO::LEVESQUEexterminatorMon May 13 1996 18:511
    But they were sharp enough...
714.70PHXSS1::HEISERwatchman on the wallMon May 13 1996 22:141
    Seattle sure looks sharp though.
714.71WAHOO::LEVESQUEexterminatorTue May 14 1996 11:313
    I think it was just that they matched up well against the Rockets.
    We'll see if they can carry that kind of play forward into the next
    series...
714.72Chi/NY Game 5 tonightGAAS::BRAUCHERWelcome to ParadiseTue May 14 1996 13:017
    
      Watched Atlanta hang on and win one over Orlando.  This won't
     last - it will be Bulls v. Magic East, Sonics v. Jazz West.
    
      Shaq's free throw shooting is painful to watch.  He should practice.
    
      bb
714.73ligature 'round his neckWAHOO::LEVESQUEexterminatorTue May 14 1996 13:032
    He has practiced. He's had his own free throw coach. He apparently gets
    himself worked up when he gets to the line.
714.74USAT05::HALLRGod loves even you!Tue May 14 1996 13:242
    as most fans know, Wilt was a terrible free throw shooter also ... he
    still bagged his points and won a couple of titles too!
714.75WAHOO::LEVESQUEexterminatorTue May 14 1996 13:404
    Wilt had been a terrific free throw shooter, up until the time they
    made it compulsory to stay within the free throw circle for each free
    throw. Prior to that, he took a running start at halfcourt, took off at
    the foul line and slammed it home.
714.76USAT05::HALLRGod loves even you!Tue May 14 1996 14:081
    too ludicrious to even be believable...:-)
714.77ACISS1::BATTISChicago Bulls-1996 world champsTue May 14 1996 14:414
    
    Wilt used to shoot his free throws from the top of the key. still was
    a lousy free throw shooter. Rick Barry was one of the best, underhanded
    to boot.
714.78ACISS1::BATTISChicago Bulls-1996 world champsWed May 15 1996 12:163
    
    Bulls beat the Knicks 91-84, to advance to the Eastern Conference
    championship round. Orlando on deck.
714.79back to Salt CityGAAS::BRAUCHERWelcome to ParadiseWed May 15 1996 12:474
    
      Spurs forced game 6.  Admiral had a day.
    
      bb
714.80ACISS1::SCHELTERWed May 15 1996 12:566
    What an ugly first half, eh Mark?  What were they, like 5 or 18
    or some such?
    
    
    Mike
    
714.81ACISS1::BATTISChicago Bulls-1996 world champsWed May 15 1996 13:014
    
    yeah Mike, they couldn't shoot to save their bacon. 5 out of 18.
    9 of 30 for the first half. oh, and the final was 94-81. their defense
    was great as usual though.
714.82ACISS1::SCHELTERWed May 15 1996 14:239
    Aye tough "D".  Jordan finally started hitting, that helped.
    Did you see/hear why Rodman got the second "T".  Didn't look
    like he did anything.  Wasn't even a hard foul.  He may have 
    said the magic word.  Has there been even one playoff game, 
    where he hasn't picked up at least one technical???
    
    
    Mike
    
714.83ACISS2::LEECHWed May 15 1996 17:284
    He didn't deserve the first "T", IMO.
    
    
    -steve
714.84ACISS1::SCHELTERWed May 15 1996 20:578
    I'm inclined to agree with you, Steve.  Don't know what he
    said, though.  Bulls announcers were joking about the ref
    not	taking any guff, Johnny Red Kerr said, "He even tossed
    and announcer out once this year."  Pretty funny, but locational.
    
    
    Mike
    
714.85ACISS1::BATTISChicago Bulls-1996 world champsThu May 16 1996 12:413
    
    Orlando wins game 5 over Atlanta 96-88. next up the Bulls on Sunday
    at 2:30 CST.
714.86Chi v Dizney City...GAAS::BRAUCHERWelcome to ParadiseThu May 16 1996 12:424
    
      Magic shoot down Hawks.  Cattle next.
    
      bb
714.87ACISS1::SCHELTERThu May 16 1996 12:535
    <--  I don't think so,  bb
    
    
    Mike
    
714.88Spurs departGAAS::BRAUCHERWelcome to ParadiseFri May 17 1996 14:234
    
      Admiral sunk jazzily. Next gig sonic, Sat.
    
      bb
714.89ACISS1::BATTISChicago Bulls-1996 world champsMon May 20 1996 12:493
    
    Bulls lay a whipping on Orlando to start the series. oh, it was fun
    to watch indeed!!!! Rodman with 21 rebounds, ruled the boards.
714.90ACISS2::LEECHMon May 20 1996 13:003
    Rodman also had 13 points...to the surprise of Orlando.  8^)
    
    The Bulls put on a clinic of how to score, they did.
714.91last year, Shaq &co ousted Chi, remember ?GAAS::BRAUCHERWelcome to ParadiseMon May 20 1996 13:076
    
      Sonics boom jazz.
    
      Revenge of the Herds...
    
      bb
714.92ACISS1::SCHELTERMon May 20 1996 13:107
    Good Bulls game.  I still don't like the crap O'neil gets
    away with.  Bulls better come to play Tuesday, or Orlando
    may slip by them.  Any update on Grants elbow?
    
    
    Mike
    
714.93ACISS1::BATTISChicago Bulls-1996 world champsMon May 20 1996 13:134
    
    It's still attached.
    
    BB, this is the Bulls year. number 4.
714.94ACISS1::BATTISChicago Bulls-1996 world champsMon May 20 1996 13:155
    
    O'Neil gets away with plenty Mike. He backs in constantly and never
    gets called for it. He isn't above taking an extra step or two either.
    
    Tuesday's game should be much closer.
714.95take that!WAHOO::LEVESQUEPerson 4Mon May 20 1996 13:245
    I remember a series between Boston and LA in which Boston utterly
    pummeled the Lakers (by 34 points, or so). Boston ended up losing the
    series...
    
     Still, the Bulls made quite a statement.
714.96ACISS1::SCHELTERMon May 20 1996 13:306
    RE: Still attached.  Thanks for that update.  Remind me to smack
        your sunburn when I see you.
    
    
    Mike
    
714.97ACISS1::BATTISChicago Bulls-1996 world champsTue May 21 1996 12:295
    
    Sonics edge out the Jazz. 2-0
    
    Bulls vs Orlando in game two tonight. 7:30 start time on Sport's
    Channel.
714.98ACISS1::BATTISChicago Bulls-1996 world champsTue May 21 1996 12:303
    
    Michael Jordan looking for $36 million over two years. This is the
    minimum amount by the way.
714.99CSLALL::HENDERSONEvery knee shall bowTue May 21 1996 12:4611
    
>    Sonics edge out the Jazz. 2-0
 

     Gee, that's a low score for a basketball game, isn't it?


   
   
 Jim
714.100SNARF!ACISS2::LEECHTue May 21 1996 15:291
    Yes indeed.  Must have been an outstanding defensive battle.
714.101ACISS1::BATTISChicago Bulls-1996 world champsTue May 21 1996 15:292
    
    <---- shaddup youse guys
714.102ACISS1::BATTISChicago Bulls-1996 world champsWed May 22 1996 12:345
    
    Bulls pull it out in the second half, to go up 2 games to none.
    Final score Bulls 93 Magic 88.
    
    Game 3 on Saturday.
714.103ACISS1::SCHELTERWed May 22 1996 18:247
    Good come back.  They were down by 18 in the third quarter.
    36 million yikes!  This from the same guy who took less
    money to get what's his name from North Carolina.
    
    
    Mike
    
714.104ACISS1::BATTISChicago Bulls-1996 world champsThu May 23 1996 13:093
    
    Horace Grant is out for the rest of the year with an elbow injury.
    No big deal. Bulls will crush Orlando with or without him.
714.105ACISS2::LEECHThu May 23 1996 14:051
    Running into Shaq can be dangerous... 
714.106ACISS1::BATTISChicago Bulls-1996 world champsWed May 29 1996 12:322
    
    Well, the Bulls sweep Orlando. Seattle on deck.
714.107fat lady only humming so far...GAAS::BRAUCHERWelcome to ParadiseWed May 29 1996 13:194
    
      Um, Jazz won game 5 last night in Seattle in overtime.
    
      bb
714.108ACISS1::BATTISChicago Bulls-1996 world champsWed May 29 1996 14:032
    
    umm, Utah won't take the series.
714.109POLAR::RICHARDSONKinda rotten and insaneWed May 29 1996 14:081
    No, but the Jazz might.
714.110Next?TEXAS1::SOBECKYIt's complicated.Wed May 29 1996 23:4714
    
    
    Bulls waiting on their next fodder...Rodman is outstanding on the
    boards and has actually stepped up his scoring. Michael is just...
    Michael.
    
    Bulls win the series 4 games to 1, against Seattle.
    
    If Orlando stays intact as a team till next season ( Shaq talking about
    walking), then they will finally become a real contender starting next
    year. Only because Da Bulls are getting old.
    
    John
    
714.111Da BullsMFGFIN::VASQUEZWed May 29 1996 23:503
      The bulls will never get old.
    
    BG
714.112ACISS1::BATTISChicago Bulls-1996 world champsThu May 30 1996 12:247
    
    I could be wrong here, but I think the Bulls will contend for the title
    for at least the next two years. They will resign Dennis Rodman, the
    "King", and Phil Jackson. Of course, Reinsdorf will have a much lighter
    wallet because of this.
    
    Mark
714.113ACISS1::BATTISChicago Bulls-1996 world champsFri May 31 1996 12:166
    
    Looks like I may have penned in Seattle a tad early. Utah thrashed
    them by 35 points, to force game 7 on Sunday. Game 1 of the Finals
    will be in Chicago on Wednesday night @8:00 p.m. CST.
    
    Bulls will crush either team in 4 games, 5 at the most.
714.114ACISS2::LEECHFri May 31 1996 13:003
    The Bulls will be well-rested, unlike the team they face, who will have
    played three more games than the Bulls.  A definite
    advantage for them (the Bulls), if they can stay mentally sharp.
714.115ACISS1::BATTISChicago Bulls-1996 world champsMon Jun 03 1996 12:314
    
    Sonics take game 7, 90-86. 
    
    Now let the real games begin...
714.116CSLALL::HENDERSONEvery knee shall bowMon Jun 03 1996 12:463

 Will the playoffs be over in time for the new season to start?
714.117ACISS1::BATTISChicago Bulls-1996 world champsMon Jun 03 1996 12:532
    
    yes, but it will beclose.
714.118SHRCTR::YOUNGMon Jun 03 1996 14:101
    The real games are already over ....... Kentucky beat Syracuse.
714.119ACISS1::BATTISChicago Bulls-1996 world champsMon Jun 03 1996 14:134
    
    <-------- you are mistaken. you call Syracuse a team????????/
    
    Sorry Jack
714.120MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Mon Jun 03 1996 14:271
Go Orangemen
714.121NPSS::MLEVESQUEMon Jun 03 1996 14:3416
    WTF kinda name is that? Orangemen? I guess they don't have much
    imagination up at Syracuse. 
    
     "And what color do you want the uniforms to be?"
    
     "Uh, orange, I guess."
    
     "Ok, and what's the team name?"
    
     "Uh, um, they need a name?"
    
     "Yeah, it's kinda customary for the team to have a name. Like the
    fighting irish of Notre Dame, or the crimson tide of Alabama, or the
    tar heels of North Carolina."
    
     "Uh, I dunno. Jes' call 'em the orangemen and be done with it."
714.122NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Mon Jun 03 1996 14:531
The name of the teams at my alma mater, NYU, is The Violets.
714.123CSLALL::HENDERSONEvery knee shall bowMon Jun 03 1996 14:558

 Years ago when I lived in Colorado Springs, the El Paso Community College
 (now Pikes Peak CC, I believe) named their teams the "Fighting Aardvarks".



 Jim
714.124NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Mon Jun 03 1996 14:591
"How did you get that aardvark bite?"
714.125WAHOO::LEVESQUEPerson 4Mon Jun 03 1996 15:083
>The name of the teams at my alma mater, NYU, is The Violets.
    
    Shrinking or African? :-)
714.126NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Mon Jun 03 1996 15:243
When I went there, they had neither a football team nor a basketball team.
Both programs had been shut down due to gambling [?] scandals.  So I guess
they were shrunken violets.
714.127sums it upGAAS::BRAUCHERWelcome to ParadiseTue Jun 04 1996 17:395
    
      In an interview, Dennis Rodman's mother informs us that he is
     a joyful, wonderful boy.
    
      bb
714.128BIGQ::SILVATue Jun 04 1996 19:486
| <<< Note 714.127 by GAAS::BRAUCHER "Welcome to Paradise" >>>

| In an interview, Dennis Rodman's mother informs us that he is
| a joyful, wonderful boy.

	Joyful? Is he gay? :-)
714.129Dennis Rodman would be hard to impersonate !!GAAS::BRAUCHERWelcome to ParadiseTue Jun 04 1996 20:029
    
      Wouldn't surprise me, Glen.  He did the book tour in black/white
     striped hair, feather boa, bare arms with all the tattoos, hooped
     earrings.  It made the straightlaced commentator (and former star)
     Julius Erving practically barf.
    
      But D.R. is mebbe bizarro even by your standards...
    
      bb
714.130BIGQ::SILVAWed Jun 05 1996 03:003

	Not maybe, he is. Btw, he already said he was bisexual.
714.131ACISS1::BATTISChicago Bulls-1996 world champsWed Jun 05 1996 12:553
    
    well, the tattood one will be there at the United Center tonight.
    Bulls will rock and roll over Seattle for game 1.
714.132BIGQ::SILVAWed Jun 05 1996 13:026
| <<< Note 714.131 by ACISS1::BATTIS "Chicago Bulls-1996 world champs" >>>


| Bulls will rock and roll over Seattle for game 1.

	But will they win when they play the game?
714.133TEXAS1::SOBECKYIt's complicated.Thu Jun 06 1996 07:0210
    
    
    Yep, they will and did, win. 107-90.
    
    I think all the time off they had waiting to see who the next opponent
    would be actually hurt them for a bit...they looked a bit rusty in the
    first half. Too much time on their hands.
    
    But they lit it up when it counted.
    
714.134it's a formalityWAHOO::LEVESQUEsunlight and thunderThu Jun 06 1996 11:036
    Absurd flagrant foul call on Brickowski. Then the ref compounded the
    error with a pair of technicals (although at least Brickowski deserved
    a technical.) But he had plenty of reason to be PO. The "flagrant" foul
    was a foul all right, but it was just a regular foul, one that is
    committed 20 times a game without even being called half that many
    times. The announcers, like Battis, have already decided who's won.
714.135ACISS1::BATTISChicago Bulls-1996 world champsThu Jun 06 1996 12:376
    
    christ almighty doc, get that damn chip off your shoulder. The Bulls
    are the best this year or any other year. I guess you just get ticked
    off because Chicago has a winning team. Like our teams, we have a world
    class city. get over it. maybe, someday Boston teams will win
    something.
714.136BIGQ::SILVAThu Jun 06 1996 12:4112

	Battis, Boston was winning the NBA long before the Bulls ever had a
winning season. 

	While I think the Bulls are the best in b-ball right now, you saw what
it was like without MJ.... they just can't pull together without him.




Glen
714.137ACISS1::BATTISChicago Bulls-1996 world champsThu Jun 06 1996 12:476
    
    Boston hasn't won a championship in a decade or more. Yes, they have
    won more titles than any NBA team. The Bulls are third with 4. (this
    year included). My point with the doctah, is that he gets ticked off
    because I've known all year the Bulls are the best. He says I'm
    being "obnoxious". tough noogies, the Bulls are the best. ever.
714.138ACISS1::SCHELTERThu Jun 06 1996 12:512
    RE: Doctah,  I have to disagree, Brickowski went after his head.
    	The bench is going to have to show up next game.
714.139WAHOO::LEVESQUEsunlight and thunderThu Jun 06 1996 14:145
>He says I'm being "obnoxious". [...] the Bulls are the best. ever.
    
     You don't have to go out of your way to prove my point for me.
    
     As for the Bulls being "the best ever", <smile>.
714.140ACISS1::BATTISChicago Bulls-1996 world champsThu Jun 06 1996 14:253
    
    I think they are. everybody is entitled to their opinion. some say
    the 71-72 lakers, some say Boston teams, etc......
714.141SALEM::DODAA little too smart for a big dumb townThu Jun 06 1996 14:358
Mark,

No offense, but the Cubs, White Sox, Blackhawks, and Bears
don't make me think "winning tradition", at least in my lifetime. 

Not that Boston is any better these days.

daryll
714.142ACISS1::BATTISChicago Bulls-1996 world champsThu Jun 06 1996 14:404
    
    daryll, you are correct about the Cubs. last division title was 1989,
    before that 1984. Sox on the other hand are going head to head with 
    Cleveland this year.
714.143SALEM::DODAA little too smart for a big dumb townThu Jun 06 1996 14:4612
Mark,

The Bruins and the Sox have more than their share of division 
titles over the past decade. Division titles are a joke. Going 
into the Garden and seeing all these Bruin division banners next 
to the Celts World Championship banners used to be good for a 
chuckle. When I was at the Forum in Montreal a couple years ago 
with my brother, the ultimate Bruins fan, I made him painfully 
aware that those Canadien banners were not "division 
championships". They couldn't be bothered to hang those...

daryll
714.144WAHOO::LEVESQUEsunlight and thunderThu Jun 06 1996 14:5322
    >I think they are. 
    
     Well, of course you do. They clearly are the best we've seen in the
    90's, from my perspective. But it's impossible to know how they would
    have matched up to other super teams, even those of the mid 80s. And
    face it, match-ups are very important. A team that appears to be
    invincible to most of the league can be victimized by another team
    simply due to match-ups. We've seen it before- teams that are supposed
    to "go all the way" only to lose in a preliminary round to a team with
    an inferior record because they didn't match up well.
    
     My problem with your crowing is that you've been an obnoxious little
    piss-ant about it. It's one thing to say "Chicago's gonna go all the
    way. This is the year they get the championship back!" You won't even
    raise an eyebrow with it. It's quite another thing to give them the
    trophy before it's been earned. Pippen starts shooting like he did
    against New York and Kucoc gets his back spasms back and the team will
    look to St Michael for salvation. And they might not find it. It's a
    mental game, and right now Chicago is overflowing with confidence. But
    it can be shaken. A poor showing in Chi-Town tomorrow could turn the
    series around. Not that I'm counting on it or anything. But there is
    uncertainty. 
714.145or is it Bill WenningtonSHRCTR::YOUNGThu Jun 06 1996 17:161
    The greatest team of all time has Luc Longley as the center ?
714.146ACISS1::BATTISChicago Bulls-1996 world champsThu Jun 06 1996 18:583
    
    Jordan more than makes up for Longley or Wennington. and yes, they do.
    Doc has a point. Teams from different eras are hard to compare.
714.147SHRCTR::YOUNGThu Jun 06 1996 19:335
    The greatest team of all time has Luc Longley at center and a star
    player who takes himself out of a playoff game because he doesn't get to
    take the last shot ?
    
    
714.148ACISS1::BATTISChicago Bulls-1996 world champsThu Jun 06 1996 19:373
    
    <---- well the second greatest team has a center that says he slept
    with 20,000 women. what's your point?
714.149MKOTS3::JMARTINMadison...5'2'' 95 lbs.Thu Jun 06 1996 19:463
    Wake up people.  The greatest team of all time was the 1966 Celtics!
    
    You Cossacks!
714.150ACISS1::BATTISChicago Bulls-1996 world champsThu Jun 06 1996 20:222
    
    <---- were'n't they defeated by Attila the Hun in 5 games?
714.151ACISS1::SCHELTERThu Jun 06 1996 21:119
    It is hard to compare different eras.  Athletes now, are bigger
    stronger and faster than athletes from the past.  If it were
    possible, I'd wager a few teams of the 90's would run the old
    {insert your fav championship team from the past} ragged, regardless
    of matchups.
    
    
    Mike
    
714.152SALEM::DODAA little too smart for a big dumb townFri Jun 07 1996 11:073
Then again, those old-timers could shoot a free throw...

daryll
714.153ACISS1::BATTISChicago Bulls-1996 world champsFri Jun 07 1996 12:347
    
    yes. Wilt Chamberlain could shoot free throws, making them was a
    totally different story though.
    
    Actually, the best free throw shooters that I have seen are
    Rick Barry, Jerry West, Calvin Murphy, Gail Goodrich..... the old
    timers were better free throw shooters than todays players.
714.154sadly the NBA is more fluff than stuffSHRCTR::YOUNGFri Jun 07 1996 14:2911
    My point, senor Battis, is that throwing the term "greatest team in
    history" at the 1995-6 Bulls squad is very funny.  Now I do understand
    that they won more reglar season games than any team before them ....
    and had the fortune to play the new Toronto and Vancouver franchises
    a few times to boot ...... and they have one of the finest players to
    play the pro game in Jordan ...... but everything today has to be
    "the best" ....... and IMHO any team with no center ...... and a 
    soft star player (Pippen) ...... that plays in a league where show
    takes precedence over substance really can't be the "greatest" of
    all time ......... but, hey, it's your time to shine .... enjoy the
    ride and may the best team win ........ I won't be watching.
714.155ACISS1::BATTISChicago Bulls-1996 world champsFri Jun 07 1996 14:343
    
    small nit, senor young. Jordan is the *greatest* player of all time,
    bar none.
714.156SALEM::DODAA little too smart for a big dumb townFri Jun 07 1996 14:365
I think the 86 Celts match up quite nicely against Da Bulls.
Parish, McHale, and Bird would give them fits and DJ would do as 
good a job as anyone could guarding Jordan.

daryll
714.157ACISS1::BATTISChicago Bulls-1996 world champsFri Jun 07 1996 15:122
    
    the player best suited to guarding Jordan hasn't been born yet.
714.158TEXAS1::SOBECKYIt's complicated.Sat Jun 08 1996 05:5911
    
    
    Chicago is the best team this year. And maybe in the 90's. But the best
    team of all times? I doubt it. I agree that '86 Boston would probably
    kick their butts in a 7 game series. Even some of the Magic-era Lakers
    teams would beat them in a series, when their fast-break game was
    clicking. Remember 'Showtime'? I think even Chicago's dfense would have
    a hard time with that.
    
    John
    
714.159WAHOO::LEVESQUEsunlight and thunderMon Jun 10 1996 11:275
    Yeah, I'm sure that Luc would have all the answers needed to silence
    Kareem. :-) For my money, I'd take any of the 84-86 Lakers or Celtic
    teams over the Bulls. Who on the Bulls would cover McHale? And that
    would leave whom to cover Bird?
                             
714.160ACISS1::BATTISChicago Bulls-1996 world champsMon Jun 10 1996 12:313
    
    Rodman on McHale, Pippen on Bird. Who guards Jordon?? DJ?? he'd eat
    his lunch.
714.161BIGQ::SILVAI'm out, therefore I amMon Jun 10 1996 12:323

	You seem to forget about Parrish..... 
714.162ACISS1::BATTISChicago Bulls-1996 world champsMon Jun 10 1996 12:324
    
    well, the Bulls have proved once again, they are the greatest team on
    this planet. There isn't a team alive that can beat them. It will all
    be over on Wednesday night.
714.163ACISS1::BATTISChicago Bulls-1996 world champsMon Jun 10 1996 12:332
    
    no, Glen. Luc Longley will cover Parish.
714.164ACISS1::SCHELTERMon Jun 10 1996 12:357
    I think your're over looking their depth.  Bird, McHale etc.
    would have to play so many minutes, by the 4th quarter they 
    wouldn't have much left...
    
    
    Mike
    
714.165ACISS1::BATTISChicago Bulls-1996 world champsMon Jun 10 1996 12:414
    
    The only thing wrong with the Bulls is no defense from Toni K.
    if he played defense like he plays offense, the Bulls would be a
    juggernaut. well, they are now, anyway.
714.166SALEM::DODAA little too smart for a big dumb townMon Jun 10 1996 12:468
    <<< Note 714.163 by ACISS1::BATTIS "Chicago Bulls-1996 world champs" >>>

    
  >  no, Glen. Luc Longley will cover Parish.

   Luc would have a hard time with Kite, forget Parish.

   daryll
714.167ACISS2::LEECHMon Jun 10 1996 12:487
    Longley is coming along...finally starting to get his offensive legs. 
    It was good to see him go aggressively to the hoop.  I think he had 19
    points last night (a personal best in the playoffs).
    
    I think this series will be over next game.
    
    -steve
714.168ACISS1::BATTISChicago Bulls-1996 world champsMon Jun 10 1996 16:253
    
    I see where John Calipari left UMass to coach the Nets. $3 million
    a year is good incentive, especially with Camby leaving early.
714.169Some Teams Would Fare Well (I Think)STRATA::BARBIERIMon Jun 10 1996 17:1332
      I think the first year Moses Malone Sixers team would beat
      the Bulls...
    
      C Malone eats Longley alive.
      F Erving beats out Pippen
      F Rodman over Caldwell Jones (closer than you'd think)
      G Andrew Toney assasinates Ron Harper
      G Jordan anihilates anyone who comes near him (Maurice Cheeks).
    
      6th man
      Bobby Jones toasts Tony Kukoc
    
      I would definitely take the Showtime Lakers over the Bulls.
      No way Jordan badly outdoes Magic, Worthy on fastbreak outshines
      Pippen.  Jabbar clobbers Longley.  Cooper over Harper.  Rodman
      over Rambis.
    
      But, as a team, that fast break of LA's - best team play I ever
      saw, imo.  And then at half court offense; best single weapon in
      the game; the unblockable sky hook of Kareem's.
    
      Probably '86 Celtics too!
    
      One thing about players of the past.  Give them the same environment
      these players had - more sophisticated training, conditioning, sports
      medicine, sneakers, coaching and *then* see how close they would 
      match up.
    
    							Tony
    							Tony
    
    						Tony
714.170NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Mon Jun 10 1996 17:146
>    							Tony
>    							Tony
>    
>    						Tony

When does your next CD come out?
714.171MKOTS3::JMARTINMadison...5'2'' 95 lbs.Mon Jun 10 1996 18:371
    Andrew Tony was a ball hog!
714.172CSLALL::HENDERSONEvery knee shall bowMon Jun 10 1996 19:5611
    
>    I see where John Calipari left UMass to coach the Nets. $3 million
>    a year is good incentive, especially with Camby leaving early.


     more like $5m..



 Jim
714.173ACISS1::BATTISChicago Bulls-1996 world champsMon Jun 10 1996 20:232
    
    <---- I thought it was $15 million for 5 years.
714.174TEXAS1::SOBECKYIt's complicated.Mon Jun 10 1996 23:0819
    
    Who would guard Jordan? Well, don't forget about DJ and Danny Ainge.
    I'd like to see Rodman try to peddle his s*it on Danny..
    
    re Doc, .159
    
    Yeah, and remember about what somebody said about Larryy Bird, early
    on. Even Larry likes to quote it "Can't jump, can't run. Pathetic."
    
    ;)
    John
    
    Da Bulls will come out on fire Wednesday, because they want to be in
    the NBA history books. As well they should be, given the year they've
    had. Good luck to them..Seattle deservs to lose, since they just rolled
    over on their home court yesterday.
    
    Just remember to keep the scenario in perspective..look at the
    competition.
714.175Not Knocking Da Bulls!STRATA::BARBIERITue Jun 11 1996 15:4810
      I didn't mean to be unkind to the Bulls either.
    
      We're talking best teams of ALL TIME!!!
    
      I'm amazed the 80's had those three teams (Lakers, 76'ers,
      Celtics).
    
      I would have had fun arguing this back and forth, but whatever.
    
    						Tony
714.176MKOTS3::JOLLIMOREquick beat of an icy heartTue Jun 11 1996 16:141
	the '84 Celtics 'green team' could beat dese bulls.
714.177ACISS1::BATTISChicago Bulls-1996 world champsTue Jun 11 1996 16:243
    
    <---- you sure about that Jay?? I mean they haven't played together
    in 12 years, I'm sure they would be rusty as a nail.
714.178MKOTS3::JOLLIMOREquick beat of an icy heartTue Jun 11 1996 16:556
	:-)
	
	actually, i'm never sure about anything, mark.  ;-)
	
	for instance: was it the '84 Celtics or the '86 Celtics that had
	the "green team" ? 
714.179HANNAH::MODICAJourneyman NoterTue Jun 11 1996 17:3213
    
    Mark, congrats on your team.
    I know how much fun it is when your favorite team wins it all.
    Jordan is a special player and you're lucky to have a talent like
    that to enjoy watching.
    
    As for which team from which era is better...tis fun to speculate
    but we'll never know. 
    
    						Enjoy, hell gloat!
    						You've earned the right!
    
    							Hank
714.180ACISS1::BATTISChicago Bulls-1996 world champsTue Jun 11 1996 18:286
    
    You're right Hank, comparing past to present teams is an excercise in
    futility. There is no way to prove or disprove who is best. I have
    enjoyed watching the Bulls all year. Even went to a game this year, but
    I watch them whether they are good or bad. I just love the game, be it
    pro or college.
714.181remember when...GAAS::BRAUCHERWelcome to ParadiseTue Jun 11 1996 18:5211
    
      Although, Jordan DID play against the Bird teams.  Granted, this
     was at the end of the Bird/McHale/Parrish period, when they'd lost
     a step, and Michael was still getting better, although the Bulls
     were largely awful otherwise.  What is interesting about those old
     playoff games was that, while Boston almost always won, Michael was
     always top scorer in the game.  I think he had 50-60 in two straight
     losses.  Nobody on that team could stop him.  But those Bulls teams
     were so bad, it was all in vain.
    
      bb
714.182ACISS1::BATTISChicago Bulls-1996 world champsWed Jun 12 1996 12:293
    
    I believe Jordon scored 63 in a playoff game in Boston a few years
    back, maybe in the late 80's?
714.183WAHOO::LEVESQUEsunlight and thunderWed Jun 12 1996 12:332
    Yes, 63, a playoff record, in a losing cause. I think it was in 1985,
    but it may have been 1986.
714.184ACISS1::BATTISChicago Bulls-1996 world champsWed Jun 12 1996 12:403
    
    <--- I do remember the Bulls losing the game in spite of Jordan's
    performance.
714.185MKOTS3::JMARTINMadison...5'2'' 95 lbs.Wed Jun 12 1996 14:367
 Z   Yes, 63, a playoff record, in a losing cause. I think it was in 1985,
 Z       but it may have been 1986.
    
    It was actually the quarter finals in 1987.  The Celts went on to lose
    to the Lakers.
    
    
714.186MROA::YANNEKISWed Jun 12 1996 14:5923
    
> Z   Yes, 63, a playoff record, in a losing cause. I think it was in 1985,
> Z       but it may have been 1986.
>    
>    It was actually the quarter finals in 1987.  The Celts went on to lose
>    to the Lakers.
    
    I believe it was 86.  I know it was his second year, the year he broke
    a bone in his foot and missed most of the year.  The next year he won
    the first of 7 consecutive scoring titles.  I need to back up to
    get to which year that was.
    
    96 - this year
    95 - Orlando eliminates Bulls
    94 - In retirement
    87-93 - scoring title years
    86 - broken foot and 49 & 63 point playoff games versus Celts
    85 - rookie year
    84 - Olympian as collegian
    
    That looks right to me,
    Greg
    
714.187ACISS1::BATTISChicago Bulls-1996 world champsThu Jun 13 1996 12:036
    
    wow. I believe the Bulls forgot that they had to actually play game 4
    last night. I think this Seattle blowout will help to focus them
    on their priority, and that's winning the title. I look to tomorrow
    night's game to be totally different than last nights game. Bulls
    will win by 12 or more.
714.188BIGQ::SILVAI'm out, therefore I amThu Jun 13 1996 12:2715

	Mark, I thought you might like seeing this:




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    well, the Bulls have proved once again, they are the greatest team on
    this planet. There isn't a team alive that can beat them. It will all
    be over on Wednesday night.
714.189stay tunedGAAS::BRAUCHERWelcome to ParadiseThu Jun 13 1996 12:435
    
      The Sonics also played better.  But Mark's right - the Bulls
     played worse.  This might even go back to Chicago for a Game 6.
     
      bb
714.190ACISS1::SCHELTERThu Jun 13 1996 12:465
    Seattle spanked them but good.  Don't think it will happen twice...
    
    
    Mike
    
714.191ACISS1::BATTISChicago Bulls-1996 world champsThu Jun 13 1996 12:474
    
    Glen, I believe someone broke into my account that day. :-) :-)
    
    oh, I might just be a teensy bit biased regarding the Bulls.
714.192I think Chicago was expecting them to roll over and play deadACISS2::LEECHThu Jun 13 1996 13:0321
    What was the final score?  I went to bed early in the 4th quarter, as
    the outcome had already been determined.  Chicago came out flat and
    stayed flat.  Even MJ couldn't buy a basket.  Unlike in the first three
    games, there was little to no offensive movement (in the first three
    games, you saw a very active offense- everyone cutting and moving, and
    good ball movement).  In fact, they spent most of the game standing
    around.
    
    Perhaps they will be more enthusiastic next game.  They had a chance to
    set a playoff record and blew it.  My guessis that they will win the
    next game, though it may be a reasonably close game.
    
    Seattle looked darned good, on the other hand.  If the Bulls has been
    willing to put a bit of effort into the game, it would have been a very
    exciting game to watch.  Seattle had a hot hand shooting, and their
    defense looked very good.  A different team than the one who played in
    game 1 and 3 (they looked good in game 2, actually, even though they
    lost).
    
    
    -steve
714.193ACISS1::BATTISChicago Bulls-1996 world champsThu Jun 13 1996 13:432
    
    <----- 107-86
714.194CONSLT::MCBRIDEIdleness, the holiday of foolsThu Jun 13 1996 13:511
    Isn't this thing over yet?  
714.195ACISS1::SCHELTERThu Jun 13 1996 14:016
    Tiny nit, I was under the impression they could have tied
    a playoff record.  According Costas & company...
    
    
    Mike
    
714.196ACISS1::BATTISChicago Bulls-1996 world champsThu Jun 13 1996 14:114
    
    no Mike, they would have set a new one 15-1. The Philadelphia 76'ers
    have the best pct at 12-1 920.00. The Bulls can onlt tie for 2nd
    again by going 15-2.
714.197WAHOO::LEVESQUEsunlight and thunderThu Jun 13 1996 14:364
    If last night's game had been game 3, it'd be a new series. As it is,
    it seems more like a delay of the inevitable. It's absolutely
    UNTHINKABLE that the Bulls could lose the series leading 3-1. At 2-1,
    with two more on the away court, it would be a different story.
714.198GENRAL::RALSTONOnly half of us are above average!Thu Jun 13 1996 14:557
    The entire game changed on the call of an official. Rodman's Technical
    foul was IMO unjustified and immediately sent the message that the
    officials were not going to allow Chicago to play it's game. The
    frustration was evident on the faces of the Chicago players. Game
    officials should never dictate the flow of the game. I think they did
    in this case and the game's results were as correographed by the
    officials.
714.199WAHOO::LEVESQUEsunlight and thunderThu Jun 13 1996 15:158
    >I think they did in this case and the game's results were as 
    >correographed by the officials.
    
     You mean like game 1? I note that Brickowski's "flagrant foul" has been
    rescinded by the league.
    
     And it's "choreographed".
    
714.200JULIET::MORALES_NASweet Spirit's Gentle BreezeThu Jun 13 1996 15:364
    .187
    
    It was just good advertisement.  Had to let them have one.  Heck of the
    Bulls beat 'em everytime people would quit watching. :-)
714.201ACISS2::LEECHThu Jun 13 1996 17:533
    I saw several touchy calls on both sides of the ball, though I did miss
    the opening quarter (I was taking my C final...but that's another
    story  8^) ).
714.202BUSY::SLABOUNTYForget the doctor - get me a nurse!Thu Jun 13 1996 18:366
    
    	"On both sides of the ball"?
    
    	Were there more calls on the outside of the ball or the inside
    	of the ball?
    
714.203ACISS1::BATTISChicago Bulls-1996 world champsFri Jun 14 1996 13:142
    
    time for the Bulls to end this series once and for all.
714.204TEXAS1::SOBECKYIt's complicated.Sat Jun 15 1996 04:0116
    
    Oh boy, I'm starting to wonder about this series. Seattle won again
    tonight. Da Bulls had their lowest output as far as point production.
    
    The series goes back to Chicago now. Final score was 89-78.
    
    Chicago won't lose the championship on their home court, that's almost
    for certain. But all of a sudden, the Bulls look mortal.
    
    Hockey's over, basketball almost over. Soon all we'll have is baseball
    to hold us over till football.
    
    Prediction: Dallas and Pittsburgh once again in Super Bowl. Pittsburgh
    wins, 24-17.
    
    John
714.205THEMAX::SMITH_SOnly users lose drugsSat Jun 15 1996 04:551
    looking into your crystal monitor?
714.206BIGQ::SILVAI'm out, therefore I amSat Jun 15 1996 12:5312
	Mark, I think someone might have broken into your account again....




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    time for the Bulls to end this series once and for all.
714.207ACISS1::BATTISChicago Bulls-1996 world champsMon Jun 17 1996 12:143
    
    <----- nope, the series and the championship are over. Bulls are the
    1996 World Champions.
714.208WAHOO::LEVESQUEsunlight and thunderMon Jun 17 1996 12:211
 Looks like "the greatest team of all time" chatter has all but ended, however.
714.209BIGQ::SILVAI'm out, therefore I amMon Jun 17 1996 12:2513
| <<< Note 714.207 by ACISS1::BATTIS "Chicago Bulls-1996 world champs" >>>


| nope, the series and the championship are over. Bulls are the 1996 World 
| Champions.

	Hey.... they had to win. This ain't baseball, so they couldn't go with
3 strikes.... well, at least not if they wanted to be known as the best team
alltime. So did Rodman do something outlandish after the game? Like did he dye
his hair it's natural color (whatever that may be)?


Glen
714.210ACISS1::BATTISChicago Bulls-1996 world champsMon Jun 17 1996 12:285
    
    I'm happy to report that very little looting went on in Chicago. Though
    some idiots tried to burn down some gas pumps at a Shell station. Good
    thing the owner had the sense to shut the pumps off before they started
    throwing matches. Damn fools.
714.211BIGQ::SILVAI'm out, therefore I amMon Jun 17 1996 12:302
well Mark, if them fools didn't shut off the gas pumps, you might have just
burnt the place down! :-)
714.212ACISS2::LEECHMon Jun 17 1996 12:4613
    I fail to see the connection between being happy about your team
    winning and looting/burning/etc.  What's the deal?
    
    Seems the happy town who took the Stanley Cup had a rip-roarin' time
    trashing their town, too.  To me, happiness and breaking windows seem
    to be on opposite sides of the coin.  
    
    Makes me happy that Cincinnati hasn't won anything big lately (I do
    remember a big to-do down-town in 1990, though, but there was no
    looting).
    
    
    -steve
714.213ACISS1::BATTISChicago Bulls-1996 world champsMon Jun 17 1996 12:576
    
    Chicago does have its share of idiots. One 19 year old kid was quoted
    as saying "It's our God given right to loot" Say what?????
    
    Of course, it's the police God given right to shoot people like him
    
714.214CSLALL::HENDERSONEvery knee shall bowMon Jun 17 1996 12:593

 "our teams the best! Let's destroy the city!"
714.215SHRCTR::YOUNGMon Jun 17 1996 13:245
    I read somewhere that the city of Chicago has been working a strategy
    many weeks in advance that cautioned the populace about rioting and
    so on ....... looks like it may have worked.
    
    
714.216BIGQ::SILVAI'm out, therefore I amMon Jun 17 1996 13:354

	Jim, I know you weren't trying to be funny.... but it did make me
smile... not the act, but the way you put it.
714.217ACISS1::SCHELTERMon Jun 17 1996 13:455
    Got a bit of new respect for Kemp.  He went into the Bulls
    locker room to congradulate them...
    
    
    Mike
714.218CSLALL::HENDERSONEvery knee shall bowMon Jun 17 1996 13:473

 Did he congratulate them as well?
714.219ACISS1::SCHELTERMon Jun 17 1996 13:485
    Hey, I never claimed to be a good speler
    
    
    Mike
    
714.220ACISS1::BATTISChicago Bulls-1996 world champsMon Jun 17 1996 13:533
    
    of course now that the Bulls have won the trophy, I won't have to
    worry about the good doctah giving me grief had the Bulls lost..
714.221ACISS1::SCHELTERMon Jun 17 1996 13:545
    <-- you woulda deserved it...
    
    
    Mike
    
714.222ACISS1::BATTISChicago Bulls-1996 world champsMon Jun 17 1996 14:042
    
    <---- et tu brute?
714.223ACISS1::SCHELTERMon Jun 17 1996 14:126
    Well, you were sorta cocky.  Don't get me wrong, I felt the
    same way.
    
    
    Mike
    
714.224MKOTS3::JMARTINMadison...5'2'' 95 lbs.Mon Jun 17 1996 14:233
    Three cheers for the greatest NBA team in history who almost lost....
    
    Hip hip.....
714.2254 to 2 is not almost losingACISS1::SCHELTERMon Jun 17 1996 14:296
    <-- I don't think so, Jack. Seattle is a good team.  Heck,
        64 wins is a _good_ season.  
    
    
    Mike
    
714.226ACISS1::BATTISChicago Bulls-1996 world champsMon Jun 17 1996 14:393
    
    Bulls are the first team to go 87-13. Best record of all time.
    The game was a good one.
714.227ACISS2::LEECHMon Jun 17 1996 15:294
    .213
    
    
    No, not the police's right, it's their DUTY to shoot people like him.  8^)
714.228BIGQ::SILVAI'm out, therefore I amMon Jun 17 1996 16:328
| <<< Note 714.226 by ACISS1::BATTIS "Chicago Bulls-1996 world champs" >>>


| Bulls are the first team to go 87-13. Best record of all time.
| The game was a good one.

	I thought it was interesting that they could be embarrassed 2 games in
a row.... 
714.229ACISS1::BATTISChicago Bulls-1996 world champsMon Jun 17 1996 16:524
    
    um Glen, Seattle is the first team to win 64 games and *not* win the
    NBA championship. It wasn't like the Bulls were playing Hadley School
    for the Blind. Seattle has a very good team.
714.230ACISS1::SCHELTERMon Jun 17 1996 16:595
    	I agree with Mark, on this one.
    
    
    Mike
    
714.231BIGQ::SILVAI'm out, therefore I amMon Jun 17 1996 17:1210
| <<< Note 714.229 by ACISS1::BATTIS "Chicago Bulls-1996 world champs" >>>


| It wasn't like the Bulls were playing Hadley School for the Blind. 

	Gee... from your earlier notes you never would have known it...(before 
the Bulls got a double spanking)



714.232cool draftGAAS::BRAUCHERWelcome to ParadiseMon Jun 17 1996 17:365
    
      Isiah Thomas, now general manager of the Toronto Raptors, says
     if Philly takes Iverson as expected, Toronto will take Camby.
    
      bb
714.233USAT02::HALLRMon Jun 17 1996 20:182
    i think the bulls only lost 2 games in a row once this season,
    right...no other NBA team could make that claim since 1944 
714.234MKOTS3::JMARTINMadison...5'2'' 95 lbs.Mon Jun 17 1996 20:191
    The 1986 Celtics?
714.235ACISS1::BATTISChicago Bulls-1996 world champsMon Jun 17 1996 20:203
    
    Jack, even the 1986 Celtics didn't win 87 games. only 13 losses
    in 100 games is great, no matter who the team is.
714.236those great Canadian teamsSHRCTR::YOUNGMon Jun 17 1996 21:153
    -1 
    
     ......... depending on who you're playing also counts.
714.237ACISS1::BATTISChicago Bulls-1996 world champsTue Jun 18 1996 12:304
    
    <---- if I recall correctly, Toronto handed the Bulls one of their
    losses. The expansion teams actually played the Bulls closer than most
    this year.
714.238Congratulations (But Still Remembering...)STRATA::BARBIERITue Jun 18 1996 12:3814
      Congrats to the Bulls!
    
      I recall someone mentioned the team with the better postseason
      record - 12-1.  That was the Malone Sixers.  I don't know who
      they swept in the first series, but my beloved Bucks swept the
      Celtics that year.  Then the 6'ers beat Milwaukee 4/5.  Then they
      SWEPT the Showtime Lakers!!!
    
      Now THATS a feat!!
    
      So, once again, congratulations to the Bulls, but I'll still remember
      some of the great teams of years gone by!
    
    							Tony
714.239ACISS1::BATTISChicago Bulls-1996 world champsTue Jun 18 1996 12:472
    
    <---- um, like the 69 Cubs?
714.240'69 CubsSTRATA::BARBIERIWed Jun 19 1996 12:537
      Not even from Chicago, but...
    
      Ron Santo, Glenn Beckert, Ernie Banks, Ferguson Jenkins...
    
      Nice team.
    
      Who were some other players on that team?
714.241ACISS1::BATTISChicago Bulls-1996 world champsWed Jun 19 1996 13:223
    
    Don Kessinger, Don Young. Jim Hickman Ken Holtzman, Bill Hands,
    Adolfo Phillips, Randy Hundly, Phil Regan...
714.242WAHOO::LEVESQUEshow us the team!Thu Jun 20 1996 13:262
    I just heard a rumor that Phil Jackson is out and Jimmy Rogers is in a
    bulls head coach? Any confirmation from Chi-town?
714.243GAVEL::JANDROWi think, therefore i have a headacheThu Jun 20 1996 14:084
    
    don't know, but i heard the same thing this morning...
    
    
714.244ACISS1::BATTISChicago Bulls-1996 world champsThu Jun 20 1996 15:374
    
    well, no decision yet, but it's looking like your rumor may end up
    being true. Reinsdorf is an idiot if he let's that happen. Jordan
    would then leave the Bulls as well, possibly Rodman too.
714.245ACISS1::BATTISChicago Bulls-1996 world champsThu Jun 20 1996 19:492
    
    Phil Jackson signed a 1 year contract for $2.1 million.
714.246no bull...GAAS::BRAUCHERWelcome to ParadiseThu Jun 20 1996 19:526
    
     Phil got $800K this past year.  He had vowed that after the Coach
    of the Year came in, he would have a non-negotiable demand for
    three megabucks next season.
    
     bb
714.247SMURF::BINDERUva uvam vivendo variatThu Jun 20 1996 19:563
    .246
    
    So he lied.
714.248Yeah, he's worth it. Yeah, right!TEXAS1::SOBECKYIt's complicated.Sat Jun 22 1996 23:417
    
    And what I heard was he got $2.5 million, not $2.1.
    
    But what's $400K among friends?
    
    John
    
714.249you know not, of what you speakACISS1::SCHELTERMon Jun 24 1996 16:305
    <-- Fastest to reach 200 wins, best playoff percentage.
        
    
    
    	Mike
714.250ACISS1::BATTISChicago Bulls-1996 world champsMon Jun 24 1996 16:462
    
    Phil Jackson is worth every penny he can make. 
714.251BIGQ::SILVAI'm out, therefore I amMon Jun 24 1996 17:014

	You would think after all those titles he coached, he would ask for
more than pennies.
714.252ACISS1::BATTISChicago Bulls-1996 world champsTue Jun 25 1996 16:583
    
    well the NBA draft is tomorrow. I wonder who the Bulls will pick.
    Some think it will be Brian Evans from Indiana. Good shooter.
714.253SMURF::BINDERErrabit quicquid errare potest.Tue Jun 25 1996 17:071
    Ask us if we care.
714.254CSLALL::HENDERSONEvery knee shall bowTue Jun 25 1996 17:084


 almost as exciting as the NFL draft..
714.255or draft beerHBAHBA::HAASmore madness, less horrorTue Jun 25 1996 17:110
714.256ACISS1::BATTISChicago Bulls-1996 world champsWed Jun 26 1996 13:012
    
    It's draft day!!!!
714.257SOLVIT::KRAWIECKItumble to remove jerksWed Jun 26 1996 14:254
    
    
    Have a Bud-Lite, on me...
    
714.258ACISS2::LEECHWed Jun 26 1996 14:471
    Would that be a Bud-Lite-Draft-Dry-Ice?
714.259ACISS1::BATTISChicago Bulls-1996 world champsWed Jun 26 1996 14:562
    
    thank you andy, how thoughtful of you!
714.260SOLVIT::KRAWIECKItumble to remove jerksWed Jun 26 1996 15:166
    
    No problem, Mark...
    
    I'll even call the panther, and have him ready for you when you get
    there!!
    
714.261NBA draft is over...GAAS::BRAUCHERWelcome to ParadiseThu Jun 27 1996 14:086
    
      Philly took Iverson, Toronto, Camby.  Celts got Antoine Walker
     at sixth - good pick.  Bulls got Travis whatisname, the Uconn
     standout, the 29th pick.
    
      bb
714.262ACISS1::BATTISChicago Bulls-1996 world champsThu Jun 27 1996 14:152
    
    Travis Knight. 
714.263BIGQ::SILVAI'm out, therefore I amThu Jun 27 1996 14:171
is that Micheal's brother? if so, say hi to Kitt for me!
714.264BUSY::SLABOUNTYCandy'O, I need you ...Thu Jun 27 1996 15:416
    
    	Since "Michael Knight" was a name given to the character in
    	question after he was rescued by a government agency and al-
    	lowed to function with a new identity, I seriously doubt that
    	he has a brother with the same last name.
    
714.265DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Thu Jun 27 1996 17:425
    
    
    	Ah, but he did.  Kinda.......  remember Garth?  He was evil
    	and his face was who Michael's was made to look like.
    
714.266BUSY::SLABOUNTYConsume feces and expire.Thu Jun 27 1996 18:094
    
    	Yup, I remember Garth [and Goliath], but I would bet lots of
    	money that his last name wasn't Knight.
    
714.267ACISS1::BATTISChicago Bulls-1996 world champsThu Jun 27 1996 18:433
    
    what are you all blathering about??? this is about bball not
    country western music. shape up you guys.
714.268ACISS1::BATTISThree fries short of a Happy MealThu Jul 11 1996 17:112
    
    any word on Jordan's negotiations with Reinsdorf yet??
714.269ACISS1::BATTISThree fries short of a Happy MealFri Jul 12 1996 20:184
    
    Michael Jordon has signed a contract with the Bulls. I don't know
    how much or how long. probably 1-2 years, and around $18-20 million
    per year.
714.270CNTROL::JENNISONIt's all about soulFri Jul 12 1996 20:235
    
    	That reminds me, I need to tell my husband to be
    	sure Andrew practices at least 30 hours this weekend.
    
    
714.271NETRIX::thomasThe Code WarriorSun Jul 14 1996 20:502
Try $25,000,000 for 1 year.  Of course, that still dwarfs the amount he
gets from endorsements.
714.272CSC32::M_EVANSI'd rather be gardeningSun Jul 14 1996 21:218
    One has to wonder how Jordan can support endorsements from at least one
    company with a documented record of running sweatshops in undeveloped
    nations.  I could rationalize it if they at least paid the minimum
    subsistance wage for those countries, but it appears that the
    descendant of former slaves has no problem with doing the same to
    people in other countries.  
    
    meg
714.273SHRCTR::YOUNGSun Jul 14 1996 22:323
    One guy gets 25M to play basketball for one year ...... medical
    researchers scratch for funds ...... does this society have its
    values mixed up or what .....
714.274ACISS1::BATTISThree fries short of a Happy MealMon Jul 15 1996 12:506
    
    Actually, Jordan signed for 1 year for $30 million bucks. The
    negotiations took only 1 hour, and were done over the golf course.
    
    this means he received a 700% raise from last year. Now boys and girls,
    let's see you try that with your boss.
714.275NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Mon Jul 15 1996 16:051
Hmm, mebbe I should go golfing with my boss.
714.276sweaty multimillionaires the topic du jourGAAS::BRAUCHERWelcome to ParadiseTue Jul 16 1996 15:2311
    
      Well, the news today is chuck full of NBA trades, cuts, contracts
     involving tens and hundreds of millions.  Somebody reported that
     Jordan's $15,000 per basket is actually low.  Orlando just offered
     Shaq about $117,000,000 over 7 years, but he says he has to think
     about it.  Gary Payton was mulling a $50,000,000 offers, etc.
    
      And the radio talk-show mouths were decrying the misplaced
     priorities of our country, blah blah blah...
    
      bb
714.277ACISS1::BATTISThree fries short of a Happy MealTue Jul 16 1996 16:253
    
    shaq is worth no more than $14-15 million a year. At least i don't have
    to pay his salary.
714.278BUSY::SLABOUNTYErin go braghlessTue Jul 16 1996 16:346
    
    	RE: -1
    
    	Maybe no more than that, but I'll bet he's worth quite a bit
    	less than that, no?
    
714.279DECLNE::REESEMy REALITY check bouncedThu Jul 18 1996 18:513
    Shaq might be worth the bucks if he'd hit a free-throw a little
    more often ;-)
    
714.280just signed with the LakersHBAHBA::HAASmore madness, less horrorThu Jul 18 1996 18:531
Can you say $120 Million. For 7 years.
714.281BUSY::SLABOUNTYBe gone - you have no powers hereThu Jul 18 1996 18:544
    
    	Yes, I can say that, but I don't see what good it would do since
    	you just said it moments ago.
    
714.282press conference going onHBAHBA::HAASmore madness, less horrorThu Jul 18 1996 18:573
In any case, he's leaving the Magic kingdom headed to LALA land.

714.283NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Fri Jul 19 1996 13:258
From a deafness-related mailing list:

> Let's say a genie (Shaq or whoever) came to you and said, "I've been given
> the power to grant you hearing.  If you wish, tomorrow morning you will wake
> up with the full use of your hearing."

Beware of the rip-off. Let him do this, and the day after you'll get a
visit from his agent demanding 123 million bucks.
714.284ACISS1::BATTISFuture Chevy Blazer ownerFri Jul 19 1996 13:333
    
    well, Shaq leaving the Magic for the Lakers, almost gaurantees the
    Bulls a trip back to the Finals. Almost.
714.285CONSLT::MCBRIDEIdleness, the holiday of foolsFri Jul 19 1996 13:482
    Yet another reason to continue my silent boycott of all professional
    sports.  
714.286GENRAL::RALSTONOnly half of us are above average!Fri Jul 19 1996 15:376
    I thought the NBA had a salary cap?! They are able to get away with
    these outrageous salaries because they base them on future revenue. Is
    professional basketball getting that increasingly popular or is it
    eventually going to cost $100 per ticket? Don't get me wrong, I'm all
    for the free market and ballplayers getting what they can. I just see
    this strategy as being bad for basketball, in the long term.
714.287BUSY::SLABOUNTYCrazy Cooter comin' atcha!!Fri Jul 19 1996 15:516
    
    	Free market is fine, but that also means that people don't
    	have to buy a ticket and go to a game ... which is exactly
    	what they should do.  Then the teams will hopefully get the
    	message that "something is irking the fans".
    
714.288similarHBAHBA::HAASmore madness, less horrorFri Jul 19 1996 15:557
Sports fans who complain about sports are a little like the right that
complain about the left bias in the media.

Sports fans continue to give money to sports and, apparently, the right
buys what they complain about as well.

TTom
714.289SHRCTR::YOUNGFri Jul 19 1996 16:3015
    -1
    
    Please don't make the mistake of comparing the NBA game to basketball.
    
    Basketball was recently played at the Bob Cousy tournament ..... only
    players 6'2" could play ..... the result was free-throw shoots being
    made ...... everyone actually played defense ..... and players cut to
    the basket and received passses which resulted in layups or, in some
    cases, less-attractive dunks.
    
    International field of teams ...... great crowds ...... terrific games
    with all-around skill ..... basketball.
    
    
    greg
714.290ACISS1::BATTISFuture Chevy Blazer ownerFri Jul 19 1996 16:436
    
    .289
    
    you're right you know. Michael Jordan doesn't play good defense, can't
    pass, and is a lousy free throw shooter. oh, he's also overpaid at
    $30 million.
714.291BUSY::SLABOUNTYDancin' on CoalsFri Jul 19 1996 17:503
    
    	Any sports figure is overpaid at anything over $1M.
    
714.292where it comes from...GAAS::BRAUCHERWelcome to ParadiseFri Jul 19 1996 18:166
    
      After the Shaq deal : ticket price increase at the LA Forum.
     Lowest priced ticket will now be $21.  Next to Jack Nicholson
     and the beautiful people, the top seats will now be $600.
    
      bb
714.293BUSY::SLABOUNTYDo ya wanna bump and grind with me?Fri Jul 19 1996 18:223
    
    	$120M for 7 years ... $17M/year.  Amazing.
    
714.294NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Fri Jul 19 1996 18:301
That's more per game than >95% of DEC employees make in a year.
714.295GENRAL::RALSTONOnly half of us are above average!Fri Jul 19 1996 18:317
    >$120M for 7 years ... $17M/year.  Amazing.
    
    Actually it's $17,142,857.14, but why quibble??  :)
    
    I think with the salary cap LA will have to pay him much less in the
    first year and much more in the final year. That is if they don't go
    bankrupt first.
714.296BUSY::SLABOUNTYDo ya wanna bump and grind with me?Fri Jul 19 1996 18:326
    
    	Salary cap?  I guess you didn't see the paper this morning.
    
    	They traded 2 players for a draft pick or 2 to free up some
    	of the money required.
    
714.297BUSY::SLABOUNTYDo ya wanna bump and grind with me?Fri Jul 19 1996 18:3412
    
    	RE: Gerald
    
    	Do we have 3000 employees making $200K+/year?
    
    
    	RE: Tom
    
    	Ummm, I rounded down.  At $17M/year, what's a measly $140K+?
    
    	8^)
    
714.298SCASS1::BARBER_ASpankyFri Jul 19 1996 18:413
    Re: Shawn, Re: Gerald.
    
    I'd bet on it!
714.299SMURF::BINDERErrabit quicquid errare potest.Fri Jul 19 1996 19:195
    .291
    
    > Any sports figure is overpaid at anything over $1M.
    
    Any professional sports "figure" is overpaid.  Period.
714.300BULEAN::BANKSFri Jul 19 1996 19:373
    Is that $1M number written down somewhere?
    
    ;-)
714.301ACISS1::BATTISFuture Chevy Blazer ownerFri Jul 19 1996 20:034
    
    wrong Dick. Jordan is worth every penny he is getting paid. He brings
    in over $1 billion dollars to the NBA and the Chicago economy. He is
    a god in our city.
714.302CSLALL::HENDERSONEvery knee shall bowFri Jul 19 1996 20:073

 Wrong what???
714.303NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Fri Jul 19 1996 20:101
That was Wilt Chamberlain and Jackie Kennedy, not Michael Jordan.
714.304BUSY::SLABOUNTYDogbert's New Ruling Class: 100KFri Jul 19 1996 20:114
    
    	Battis, if he is bringing in $1B for the team/economy then
    	there are a few other people who are overpaid as well.
    
714.305POLAR::RICHARDSONCarboy JunkieMon Jul 22 1996 15:124
    The fact the one movie, for a good weekend, can haul in 100 million
    dollars ought to tell you that there is money to burn out there. North
    Americans are spending more money on entertainment than ever before.
    It's like a bottomless pit.
714.306BIGQ::SILVAI'm out, therefore I amMon Jul 22 1996 15:253

	Sure... look at all the money that is being spent at the olympics!
714.307heeelllpppp !!!GAAS::BRAUCHERChampagne SupernovaFri Feb 07 1997 15:564
  Well, they're at the All Star Break.  The Celts are 11-35.

  bb
714.308WAHOO::LEVESQUESpott ItjFri Feb 07 1997 16:101
    And most nights they are in the game. but they just can't finish.
714.309BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.ziplink.net/~glen/decplus/Fri Feb 07 1997 16:136
| <<< Note 714.308 by WAHOO::LEVESQUE "Spott Itj" >>>

| And most nights they are in the game. but they just can't finish.


	Filthaaa
714.310BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.ziplink.net/~glen/decplus/Fri Feb 07 1997 16:146
| <<< Note 714.307 by GAAS::BRAUCHER "Champagne  Supernova" >>>

| Well, they're at the All Star Break.  The Celts are 11-35.

	bb.... they just need to go 30-5 over the last games to have a winning
season! Piece-o-cake!
714.311SALEM::DODAApparently a true story....Fri Feb 07 1997 16:276
Yeah, the 1996-97 Boston Celtics motto: "Lost Another Close One 
Last Night".

Then again I prefer: "Plenty of Good Seats Still Available".

daryll
714.312YABGTLE::RALTONow featuring Synchro-VoxFri Feb 07 1997 16:334
    No doubt this explains why SportsChannel is now being made
    available for free on our cable system.  How generous of them.
    
    Chris
714.313BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.ziplink.net/~glen/decplus/Fri Feb 07 1997 18:535

	I hear the celtics are going to get the #1 pick and give it to the Jets
who will need one after they give their #1 to the pats. And the Jets will think
this is a good move.
714.314ACISS1::BATTISChicago - My Kind of TownThu Feb 20 1997 15:504
    
    It's a shame the Celtics have slid so far down the ladder. I liked
    when they were one of the better teams in the NBA. The Bulls, meanwhile
    are set to capture their 5th champoinship of the 90's.
714.315SHRCTR::PJOHNSONVaya con huevos.Thu Feb 20 1997 19:413
Yes, but the Celtics will have fun at the draft, won't they!

Pete
714.316WAHOO::LEVESQUESpott ItjFri Feb 21 1997 10:212
    With their luck their pick will get bumped off by the mafia for an
    unpaid gambling debt.
714.317ACISS1::BATTISCarnations,not just for Easter anymoreWed Mar 05 1997 16:164
    
    sure looking like the Bulls are headed for their 2nd straight
    championship season again. No real big threats in the west, and
    really only Miami and Atlanta in the east.
714.318disqualify them for bad sportsmanship ?GAAS::BRAUCHERAnd nothing else mattersWed Mar 05 1997 16:214
  the biggest threat is that criminal Rodman...

  bb
714.319CSLALL::HENDERSONGive the world a smile each dayWed Mar 05 1997 16:283

 That guy just doesn't get it, eh?
714.320BUSY::SLABCareer Opportunity Week at DECWed Mar 05 1997 16:386
    
    	Boston finally stopped its losing streak at 13 games by beating
    	the Raptors, I think.  They're 3-0 against the Raptors, although
    	those same Raptors have beat 3 or 4 of the best teams in the league
    	this year.
    
714.321WMOIS::GIROUARD_CWed Mar 05 1997 17:108
    Dennis is simply a great argument for new rules in professional
    sports controlling violence.
    
    what the hell do they expect him (and others to act like). the fines
    he pays are like one of us paying a speeding ticket. often not enough
    to learn a lesson from. 
    
    give him the big boot and send him on his way.
714.322BUSY::SLABCatch you later!!Wed Mar 05 1997 17:148
    
    	Hmmm, maybe they could hand out tickets for fouls.  3 tickets in
    	a 1-month period and they restrict the amount of travelling that
    	you can do.
    
    	And travelling outside of the lane, or reckless behavior in the
    	lane, and you're kicked out of the league.
    
714.323suspensionsGAAS::BRAUCHERAnd nothing else mattersWed Mar 05 1997 17:178
  well, they sort of do - the recent groin-punch cost D.R. a one-game
 suspension, I hear

  You could ask nostrildamus, but i'm thinking it won't be rodman's last
 brush with officialdom...

  bb
714.324BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.ziplink.net/~glen/decplus/Wed Mar 05 1997 17:234

	But the Celtics are back on their quest for the worst Celtics record
ever by losing last night. :-)
714.325BUSY::SLABCatch you later!!Wed Mar 05 1997 17:254
    
    	If the Red Sox win 7 more games they'll be tied with the Celtics
    	for current-season wins.
    
714.326ACISS1::BATTISCarnations,not just for Easter anymoreWed Mar 05 1997 18:275
    
    The point is this. The Bulls are fighting for a championship, the
    Celtics are fighting San Antonio for the 1st pick. As for Rodman, the
    foul thing was no big deal, but these flare ups are getting very old,
    even amongst us Bulls fans.
714.327WMOIS::GIROUARD_CThu Mar 06 1997 09:2514
    i disagree with that assertion, Mark. the foul thing is a very big deal
    and it's that very attitude that promotes athletes and the game to sink
    to levels that they were never meant to sink.
    
    i say this because of Rodman's history. he is a problem child. always
    has been and always will be. he brings nothing to game, no respect, no
    class, no honor, nothing. because the NBA and the teams choose to
    coddle these morons, the game is less than than it deserves to be.
    
    i can understand that tempers run high and that emotions run just as
    high. i can understand that there will be physical confrontation from
    time to time, but let's face it, Rodman is making a career out of it.
    
    in my opinion, there should be no place for this moroon in the NBA. 
714.328incongruityGAAS::BRAUCHERAnd nothing else mattersThu Mar 06 1997 11:454
  and how can a class act like michael jordan co-exist with THIS ?

  bb
714.329WAHOO::LEVESQUESpott ItjThu Mar 06 1997 11:483
    >in my opinion, there should be no place for this moroon in the NBA. 
    
     maroon/moron (pick one)
714.330ACISS1::BATTISCarnations,not just for Easter anymoreThu Mar 06 1997 12:474
    
    well, like I said, his act is wearing awful thin with us Bulls fans
    as well. I highly doubt that Rodman will be back next year as a Bull.
    I hope not, at least.
714.331BUSY::SLABDancin' on CoalsThu Mar 06 1997 12:594
    
    	Hah.  Chicago won't get rid of him just because he can't behave
    	himself.
    
714.332ACISS1::BATTISCarnations,not just for Easter anymoreThu Mar 06 1997 13:133
    
    <---- care to make a friendly wager, slabbo? I'll give you 2-1 odds
    they don't retain his services.
714.333BUSY::SLABDancin' on CoalsThu Mar 06 1997 13:189
    
    	Uh-oh, the odds thing again.
    
    	Well, 2-1 is 1, so that means if Chicago dumps him I owe you $1,
    	right?
    
    	That is, I'm assuming that the default for units is dollars, but
    	if it's cents then how about we make that 200-100 odds?
    
714.334WMOIS::GIROUARD_CThu Mar 06 1997 13:181
    i'll take the macaroon. thanks Doc :-).
714.335he's a character in the showSHRCTR::YOUNGThu Mar 06 1997 13:459
    Too bad Dave Cowens didn't play in the same era as Rodman ...... my guess 
    is that Rodman's professional career would have been short. 
    
    But, the NBA condones his antics because it's part of the plan .....
    the marketing plan ....... please don't confuse the NBA with the
    playing of actual basketball ...... for that watch the tube from now
    until about April 1.
    
    
714.336ACISS1::BATTISCarnations,not just for Easter anymoreThu Mar 06 1997 14:107
    
    The NBA certainly has its fair share of ego impaired players. Most of
    the younger players that have come up in the last 4-5 years have no
    sense of history or class. Malone, Jordan, Mullin are the last of
    a classy bunch. In their place, we get the likes of Allen "GIve me the
    ball" Iverson, Jerry "I need 35 shots a game" Stackhouse, just to name
    a few.
714.337what's comingGAAS::BRAUCHERAnd nothing else mattersThu Mar 06 1997 14:156
  part of the fun of watching the tourney is gauging nba prospects

  and this year, some will be celtics

  bb
714.338ACISS1::BATTISCarnations,not just for Easter anymoreThu Mar 06 1997 14:573
    
    I love watching the tournament, always a new "Cinderella" team
    every year to root for.
714.339ACISS2::LEECHTerminal PhilosophyMon Mar 10 1997 13:092
    Bulls lose to NY.  Boy, did they ever look like crap.  Amazing that
    they made it a game late in the 4th. 
714.340ACISS1::BATTISCarnations,not just for Easter anymoreMon Mar 10 1997 15:132
    
    yep, Bulls lost. Wait till they play a normal game against the Knicks.
714.341who's favoured ?GAAS::BRAUCHERAnd nothing else mattersMon Mar 10 1997 18:414
  speaking of Raging Bulls, Chi 53-8 take on the 12-50 Celts next...

  bb
714.342ACISS1::BATTISKansas Jayhawks-Toto's favoriteMon Mar 10 1997 19:132
    
    <--- think Celts are favored by 6-8. should be a real close game.
714.343POWDML::HANGGELIBecause I Can.Mon Mar 10 1997 19:173
    
    And a low scoring one, too.
    
714.344the current lineWAHOO::LEVESQUESpott ItjTue Mar 11 1997 10:131
    Bulls by 14.
714.345ACISS1::BATTISKansas Jayhawks-Toto's favoriteTue Mar 11 1997 12:353
    
    I was joking in my prior note. I feel for the Celts, Bulls are going
    to be in a stomping mood tonight.
714.346it's like the globetrotters...GAAS::BRAUCHERAnd nothing else mattersTue Mar 11 1997 12:375
  and not only that, the only Celt having a decent year, rookie Antoine
 Walker, is out with a twisted ankle...

  bb
714.347BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.ziplink.net/~glen/decplus/Tue Mar 11 1997 13:431
I believe Rick Fox is having an excellent year as well.
714.348ACISS1::BATTISKansas Jayhawks-Toto's favoriteWed Mar 12 1997 11:242
    
    Celtics play the Bulls pretty tough, but fall by 11.
714.349BARSTR::JANDROWWed Mar 12 1997 11:432
    
    as if there was any doubt that they would lose.  
714.350ACISS1::SCHELTERWed Mar 12 1997 11:495
    They had me worried for a while. Kept up til the very end...
    
    
    Mike
    
714.351WAHOO::LEVESQUESpott ItjWed Mar 12 1997 11:555
    One thing I'll say for them, they've given it a good effort. They have
    far too little talent, and far too many injuries, but they have played
    to the textent of their abilities. Except for the laugher against the
    Hawks and a few others, they have been competitive in most games. They
    just haven't been able to bring home the Ws.
714.352he scored 20GAAS::BRAUCHERAnd nothing else mattersWed Mar 12 1997 12:004
  antoine gamely played 43 minutes

  bb
714.353ACISS2::LEECHTerminal PhilosophyWed Mar 12 1997 12:042
    Bulls haven't really been playing well lately.  Unless they get their
    act together, they will have a very tough road in the playoffs.
714.354ACISS1::BATTISKansas Jayhawks-Toto's favoriteWed Mar 12 1997 13:045
    
    Steve, the Bulls cannot possibly get up for every game. Once the
    playoffs come around, then you will see them step it up a couple of
    notches. Keep in mind, they have the best road record as well as home
    recored.
714.355BUSY::SLABBlack No. 1Wed Mar 12 1997 13:483
    
    	Celtics beat the spread, though, so I guess that's sort of good.
    
714.356ACISS1::BATTISFerzie fanFri Apr 18 1997 13:163
    
    i need the Bulls to win on Saturday to collect on my bet. last game
    of the regular season. Let the playoffs begin!!
714.357ACISS2::LEECHTerminal PhilosophyFri Apr 18 1997 18:321
    They haven't hit 70 games yet?
714.358ACISS1::BATTISFerzie fanFri Apr 18 1997 20:002
    
    69 and counting.
714.359BUSY::SLABA Momentary Lapse of ReasonFri Apr 18 1997 21:324
    
    	Don't devote too much time to the counting and you might find that
    	you enjoy it alot more.
    
714.360ACISS2::LEECHTerminal PhilosophyMon Apr 21 1997 13:573
    -2
    
    More like 69 and holding, eh?
714.361ACISS1::BATTISFerzie fanMon Apr 21 1997 14:294
    
    yeah, i lost my bet. they should have won the game. not good going
    into the playoffs with two straight losses. they will beat Washington
    no problem.
714.362ACISS2::LEECHTerminal PhilosophyTue Apr 22 1997 12:351
    Washington beat the Bulls last time the two teams met.
714.363ACISS1::BATTISFerzie fanTue Apr 22 1997 12:495
    
    considering this is the playoffs and the Bulls have home court, I'll
    put my money on Chicago. Everyone thinks they will not repeat, the
    sports writers i mean. I'm thinking they'll be hoisting the
    championship at the end of June.
714.364ACISS1::SCHELTERTue Apr 22 1997 13:036
    I as well, Mark.  They are going to be a way different team
    come Friday.  I think they'll win game one by 20.
    
    
    Mike
    
714.365ACISS2::LEECHTerminal PhilosophyTue Apr 22 1997 13:092
    The Bulls are the team to beat.  Of course, we thought Kansas was the
    team to beat in the NCAA tourney, and you know how that turned out...
714.366ACISS1::SCHELTERTue Apr 22 1997 13:175
    <-- Steve, don't go there...
    
    
    Mike
    
714.367ACISS1::BATTISFerzie fanTue Apr 22 1997 13:213
    
    Steve, difference is, the Bulls have already won 4 championships.
    Kansas hasn't.
714.368SSDEVO::RALSTONProof that Jack is sometimes rightTue Apr 22 1997 14:422
    What about Utah? Maybe you can tell I don't follow the NBA much, but I
    hear alot of talk about them.
714.369ACISS1::BATTISFerzie fanFri Apr 25 1997 16:212
    
    Bulls start the championship drive tonight.
714.370and after the playoffs end?SALEM::DODADon't make me come down there...Fri Apr 25 1997 16:541
Going to be a long summer in the windy city Mark.
714.371BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.ziplink.net/~glen/decplus/Fri Apr 25 1997 18:006
| <<< Note 714.369 by ACISS1::BATTIS "Ferzie fan" >>>


| Bulls start the championship drive tonight.

	They might enjoy it more if they were actually playing. 
714.372ACISS2::LEECHTerminal PhilosophyMon Apr 28 1997 13:562
    Bulls beat the Bullets last night... good game.  Jordon scored 55
    points... amazing performance.
714.373ACISS1::BATTISEDS boundTue Apr 29 1997 13:052
    
    Knicks move on to round two.
714.374WAHOO::LEVESQUESpott ItjWed Apr 30 1997 19:045
    Larry Brown has resigned as coach of the Pacers.
    
    ML Carr has resigned as coach of the Celtics.
    
    Celts continue to woo Rick Pitino, with Brown as a fallback.
714.375ACISS1::BATTISEDS boundWed Apr 30 1997 19:323
    
    <--- i thought they fired ML Carr as coach and player personel director
    last week???   
714.376SHRCTR::PJOHNSONVaya con huevos.Wed Apr 30 1997 21:027
Carr is still Director of Basketball Operations. He said today that
his job as coach is finished and that he never intended it to be a
long-term thing.

Thank goodness.

Pete
714.377SMURF::BINDERErrabit quicquid errare potest.Wed Apr 30 1997 21:044
    Carr's job was specifically to be there and take the heat for the time
    when the Celts were expected to be a crap team, before they could
    rebuild after losing all the older stars.  He did it, and he did it
    with class.
714.37835568::BATTISEDS boundThu May 01 1997 12:396
    
    Bulls squeak by the Bullets to move on to round 2. Jordan scores 28
    and finishes the series with 112 points or 37 points per game.
    
    Next up Atlanta or Detroit. I'm hoping it's Detroit, cause I like
    Doug Collins as a coach.
714.37935568::BATTISEDS boundThu May 01 1997 12:392
    
    Do you guys think Larry Brown will take over for Carr or Larry Bird?
714.380SALEM::DODADon't make me come down there...Thu May 01 1997 12:411
yes.
714.38135568::BATTISEDS boundThu May 01 1997 13:143
    
    daryll, for once in your miserable life, please try to respond with
    a reasonable answer. I know you can do it, I've seen it.
714.382SALEM::DODADon't make me come down there...Thu May 01 1997 13:461
I'm so ashamed.
714.383ACISS1::BATTISEDS boundMon May 05 1997 13:182
    
    Bulls against Atlanta. First game is Tuesday night. Go Bulls!!
714.384MRPTH1::16.121.160.242::slablabounty@mail.dec.comWed May 07 1997 05:383
That might be a good night to alphabetize my sock drawer.

714.385MRPTH1::16.121.160.242::slablabounty@mail.dec.comWed May 07 1997 05:395
Wait a minute, that was last night, wasn't it?

Darn.  [snort!!]

714.386ACISS1::BATTISApostrophe abuser supremeWed May 07 1997 12:304
    
    Bulls pull out a squeaker. Jordan and Pippen to the rescue. Rodman
    has got to go, no ifs, ands, or buts about it. What a selfish P8888!
    Let him take his act to Vancouver or Toronto. Canadians will love him.
714.387tonight, knicks-heat...GAAS::BRAUCHERAnd nothing else mattersWed May 07 1997 12:379
    
      um, batti's, you live in chi, you've watched his doggydoo all
     year, and only now do you realize he's a basketwaeving case ?
     He's done it all around the league...
    
      Also, for hoops junkies, the Utes held on for a 103-101 win (on
     several doubtful calls) over the LA Shaqs, to go two up.
    
      bb
714.388ACISS1::BATTISApostrophe abuser supremeWed May 07 1997 12:554
    
    I see Utah in the Bulls future. Believe it or not, the Bulls will have
    a harder series against New York or Miami. The West doesn't play tough
    defense like the East. I like the Jazz, good team, good coach.
714.389tonight, Bulls/Hawks IIGAAS::BRAUCHERAnd nothing else mattersThu May 08 1997 12:295
    
      Road teams won last night.  Knicks over Heat in a defensive
     struggle opener at Miami.  Seattle tied it up 1-1 in Houston.
    
      bb
714.390GO BULLS!ACISS1::SCHELTERMThu May 08 1997 13:084
    Bulls have to win, I wore my lucky basketball tie today!
    
    
    Mike
714.391ACISS1::BATTISApostrophe abuser supremeThu May 08 1997 13:253
    
    Rodman better keep his big mouth shut and just play ball. Bulls by at
    least 12 tonight.
714.392MRPTH1::16.121.160.234::slablabounty@mail.dec.comFri May 09 1997 05:486
>    Rodman better keep his big mouth shut and just play ball. 

Yeah, wouldn't want him to be called for dribbling, would you?


714.393hope Batti's is sitting down...GAAS::BRAUCHERAnd nothing else mattersFri May 09 1997 12:327

  Bulls roasted...now tied 1-1 with hawks

  Shaq&Lakers take one off Jazz, still down 2-1.

  bb
714.394ACISS1::BATTISSniper BoyFri May 09 1997 13:305
    
    bb, Bulls are still the best team in the NBA. Although, i admit, they
    have not looked sharp thus far. Couldn't hit shots last night,
    rebounding sucked. They let Mookie run wild on them. They need to win
    on Saturday to stem the Hawks momentum.
714.395ACISS2::LEECHTerminal PhilosophyFri May 09 1997 15:161
    What kind of parents would name their son "Mookie"?  The mind boggles.
714.396NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Fri May 09 1997 15:171
Could be a nickname.
714.397ACISS2::LEECHTerminal PhilosophyFri May 09 1997 15:281
    I would hope so...
714.398SALEM::DODAJust you wait...Fri May 09 1997 15:296
re: Mookie

It gets better. There was an alternative band that chose _Mookie 
Blaylock_ as the name for their band. Mookie took them to court 
and won and they had to pick a different name. They chose _Pearl 
Jam_.
714.399SALEM::DODAJust you wait...Fri May 09 1997 15:301
Not a nickname.
714.400ACISS1::BATTISSniper BoyMon May 12 1997 12:427
    
    bulls stomp atlanta on saturday by twenty. yesterday, they were up
    by 20 plus points most of the game until late in the 4th quarter.
    Michael Jordan to the recue, bulls win by 9 to go up three games to 1.
    
    Knicks vs Miami game 3 was fun to watch. Knicks win a close one to
    go up 2 games to 1.
714.401looking like Bulls/Knicks and Rockets/Jazz...GAAS::BRAUCHERAnd nothing else mattersMon May 12 1997 13:376
  And in the west, Utah has gone up 3-1 over the Lakers, while Houston
 took a 3-1 advantage over Seattle with a dramatic overtime win.  The
 Jazz can finish tonight.

  bb
714.402ACISS1::BATTISSniper BoyMon May 12 1997 13:544
    
    yeah, bb, the Jazz look impressive. Going to be hard for Houston to
    beat them without home court advantage. Would love to see a Bulls/Jazz
    matchup.
714.403ACISS1::BATTISSniper BoyTue May 13 1997 12:333
    
    Knicks go up 3 games to 1. Looking like a Bulls vs Knicks conference
    final. I see the Bulls and Utah in the Finals. Would be a great series.
714.404one downGAAS::BRAUCHERAnd nothing else mattersTue May 13 1997 13:004
  Jazz eliminated Lakers in OT, 4-1.  Shaq fouled out at the end of regulation.

  bb
714.405ACISS1::BATTISSniper BoyTue May 13 1997 13:062
    
    bb, what was the final score? it was on too late for moi to watch.
714.406Six teams left...GAAS::BRAUCHERAnd nothing else mattersWed May 14 1997 12:539
  Last night, with their backs to the wall, the Sonics eked out a gutsy
 win to stay alive and force a sixth game in Houston.

  The Hawks went home, Chicago taking the series, 4 to 1.

  Tonight, Knicks try to eliminate Miami.

  bb
714.407Oakley, BJ Brown, Ward, Starks...all ejectedGAAS::BRAUCHERAnd nothing else mattersThu May 15 1997 12:4313
  Truly ugly brawl late in last night's Miami win (Knicks still lead 3-2).

  In manuevering for rebounding position after a freethrow, little NY guard
 Charlie Ward boxed out forward BJ Brown rather roughly, and somebody else
 got the rebound.  Brown put his arm around Ward's waist from behind, lifted
 him off the ground, swivelled him upside down, and tossed him head-first
 into the crowd.  The Knicks bench emptied, followed by the Heat.  When
 everything settled down, there were numerous technicals and ejections.

  Brown may very well get suspended from Game 6.  No word yet from the league.

  bb
714.408WAHOO::LEVESQUESpott ItjThu May 15 1997 12:511
    Sounds like he should be suspended.
714.409PENUTS::DDESMAISONSAre you married or happy?Thu May 15 1997 12:535
   it was pretty amazing seeing the guy's legs sticking straight
   up in the air.


714.410ACISS1::BATTISSniper BoyThu May 15 1997 13:152
    
    the Knicks and Heat have much love between them, NOT!
714.411SMURF::BINDERErrabit quicquid errare potest.Thu May 15 1997 13:182
    If I were an official, and if rules permitted it, Brown would never
    play again.  That kind of conduct is not to be tolerated in basketball.
714.412ACISS1::BATTISSniper BoyThu May 15 1997 13:313
    
    well, Dick, only the commissioner has that kind of power. I see a big
    fine and suspension on his horizon.
714.413SMURF::BINDERErrabit quicquid errare potest.Thu May 15 1997 14:0311
    Well, BlazerBoy, that's just another of the reasons I don't watch
    professional roundball.  The pros are too big, too fast, too mean, and
    too greedy.
    
    Year after year when I was a kid, my dad was the broadcast announcer
    for my home state's Class C tourney, and I still love to watch the
    high-school game.  Even college ball isn't very interesting.  The
    high-school players are there because they want to play, not because
    they're pros and someone is paying them unreasonable amounts of money
    or because they're college players who expect to sign lucrative pro
    contracts before they graduate.
714.414ACISS1::BATTISSniper BoyThu May 15 1997 14:453
    
    um, some high school kids make the jump to the NBA. Kobe Bryant, comes
    to mind. On the whole though, you are correct about high school hoops.
714.415sue ! sue !GAAS::BRAUCHERAnd nothing else mattersFri May 16 1997 12:5918
  Sonics jumped out to a big early lead, and led all the way, hanging on
 through a late Rocket rally to win 99-96 and force a seventh game Saturday
 in Houston.  As usual, Kemp was a force.

  The league office has issued a series suspension to Miami's Brown for his
 violence.  It then issued 4 one-game suspensions to various Knicks for
 leaving the bench in retaliation, including Ewing, who will miss tonight's
 crucial 6th game in New York.  The players' association has asked for a
 court to overturn the suspensions, abd a judge will rule today on it.

  It seems paradoxical to me that the league rules allow Brown to have
 caused a net benefit to his team by initiating a suspension-causing
 violent incident.  But the league stands by the rule about bench action.

  Brown was fined a mere $10,000

  bb
714.416ACISS1::BATTISSniper BoyFri May 16 1997 16:023
    
    if it was Rodman, fine would be $30,000 and 6 game suspension, maybe
    10.
714.417POLAR::RICHARDSONgot any spare change?Fri May 16 1997 16:051
    he asks for it though.
714.418WAHOO::LEVESQUESpott ItjFri May 16 1997 17:055
    >if it was Rodman, fine would be $30,000 and 6 game suspension, maybe
    >10.
    
     That's because it would be part of a larger pattern of behavior, which
    is more appropriately subjected to greater sanction.
714.419ACISS1::BATTISSniper BoyFri May 16 1997 17:102
    
    <--- um, yes, i guess so. worded so um, elegantly too.
714.420WAHOO::LEVESQUESpott ItjFri May 16 1997 17:111
    look, ma! No tpyos!
714.421ACISS1::BATTISSniper BoyFri May 16 1997 19:142
    
    well, doc. I'm doing my part to keep America clean.
714.422League ousts knix.GAAS::BRAUCHERAnd nothing else mattersMon May 19 1997 12:3910
  Rockets down Sonics in seven.  Heat down Knicks in seveth travesty.  How can
 it be that Miami profits from a gross action by Brown, just because
 several knicks leave the bench ?  Fortunately, Riley & co are about to get
 bulled.  Utah-Houston should be good.

  More bad news for Celtics.  All they got is the 3&6 picks.  Pitino starts
 from ground zero.

  bb
714.423ACISS1::BATTISSniper BoyMon May 19 1997 13:226
    
    Knicks shouldn't have shot their mouths off about winning in Miami was
    going to be easy. This will teach Buck Williams and Larry Johnson, that
    you must be able to back up words with action. Knicks deserved to get
    beat bad, they love to whine. I'm sure we'll here how they were jobbed,
    etc...... face it, they choke.
714.424tonight, Bulls host Heat...GAAS::BRAUCHERAnd nothing else mattersTue May 20 1997 12:557
  Jazz humbled Rockets in the opener in Salt.  Stockton sure can play
 the point.  Maloney was a contrast - how NOT to play point.

  Karl Malone is a fine player, but he isn't more valuable then you know who.

  bb  
714.425BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.ziplink.net/~glen/decplus/Tue May 20 1997 12:563

	Rick Fox of the Celtics?
714.426rodman very good till fouled out - only one TGAAS::BRAUCHERAnd nothing else mattersWed May 21 1997 12:414
  Heat cold at freethrows, game 1 bullish, 84-77.

  bb
714.427ACISS1::BATTISCNBC junkieWed May 21 1997 17:233
    
    yeah, Miami led by 16 in the first half. second half Bulls played much
    better. Game two should be good tomorrow night.
714.428take 2-0 lead to texasGAAS::BRAUCHERAnd nothing else mattersThu May 22 1997 13:544
  Jazz hit high note, rockets fizzle.

  bb
714.429POLAR::RICHARDSONConformity is freedomThu May 22 1997 14:391
    gotta like that Stockton guy.
714.430lowest 2-team total in playoffs since the 50's...GAAS::BRAUCHERAnd nothing else mattersFri May 23 1997 15:334
    
      heat cold, bulls nort, 75-68
    
      bb
714.431ACISS2::LEECHTerminal PhilosophyFri May 23 1997 16:581
    I missed the game.  8^(
714.432didn't see these - no TV in the hills...GAAS::BRAUCHERAnd nothing else mattersTue May 27 1997 13:265
    
      Rockets tied up Jazz at two games apiece.  The Bulls took a 3-1
     advantage over the Heat.
    
      bb
714.433ACISS1::BATTISCNBC junkieTue May 27 1997 13:323
    
    Bulls will crush Miami with impunity on Wednsday night. I have decreed
    it to happen.
714.434Best center in NBA...GAAS::BRAUCHERAnd nothing else mattersWed May 28 1997 13:0411
    
      Jazz held serve, back to Houston Thursday.  Hakeem is making a series
     out of this, though the Jazz are better at every other position.  Karl
     Malone humbles Barkley (if that's possible), and Stockton makes
     Maloney look like a quarter pounder with cheese.  Meanwhile, in the
     lane, Utah doubles and triples the man, and tagteams all 7ft-2in 280
     lbs of Ostertag, with Antoine Carr and Foster.  After watching him,
     I'm convinced the charge that O. travels now is hokum.  He just does
     so much down there it's hard to believe he didn't move the pivot.
    
      bb
714.435ACISS1::BATTISCNBC junkieWed May 28 1997 15:193
    
    Jordan is saying that it's now personal. The Heat is going to get lit
    up big time tonight. I see ordan scoring 40 to 50 points tonight.
714.436BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.ziplink.net/~glen/decplus/Wed May 28 1997 16:221
who is this ordon guy? people can't join the team for the playoffs, can they?
714.437ACISS1::BATTISCNBC junkieThu May 29 1997 13:004
    
    Bulls bury the Heat.  Next victim will be the Jazz or the Rockets.
    Just more fodder for the Chicago express. 5 world championships in
    7 years. pretty amazing.
714.438very low shooting percentages all around...GAAS::BRAUCHERAnd nothing else mattersThu May 29 1997 13:2114
    
      It wasn't even MJ.  As usual, Eastern finals are won by defense,
     rebounding, and ugly muscle.  I hate to say it, but to my way of
     thinking, Rodman was the series mvp.
    
      Consider this : 90 points would've been enough to win any game in
     the eastern finals, as no losing team scored that many.  In the
     west's five game so far, 90 never would have won.
    
      btw - chi split home-home with both houston/utah in the regular
     season.  But that means nothing - nba has little interconference
     play.
    
      bb
714.439ACISS1::BATTISCNBC junkieThu May 29 1997 14:354
    
    bb, i agree. regular season records mean nothing in playoffs. Heat
    beat the Bulls twice during regular season, and got whupped in
    playoffs. Should be an entertaining finals.
714.440WAHOO::LEVESQUESpott ItjFri May 30 1997 11:301
    Nice shot, John Stockton! GFL in Chi-town, though.
714.441ACISS1::BATTISCNBC junkieFri May 30 1997 12:176
    
    doctah, was a great game to watch, wasn't it? I've enjoyed the Utah,
    Houston series as much as the Bulls, Miami series. Looking forward
    to the NBA Finals. Weird thing is, the Bulls have met 5 different 
    teams in each of the Finals. Sunday nights game should be good,
    especially if Pippen can play.
714.442WAHOO::LEVESQUESpott ItjFri May 30 1997 12:215
    Yeah. It was the first game that I watched more than 30 seconds of all
    season. Very gritty game played by Utah. They were down most of the
    game, but they never stopped. Stockton was huge in crunchtime. He went
    from 14 points to 25 in a hurry, when the game was on the line. Drexler
    had a helluva game. He must be killing himself over that last shot.
714.443ACISS1::BATTISCNBC junkieFri May 30 1997 12:293
    
    really hated to see any of them lose. That's how the conference finals
    should be played, tough and gritty, with lots of close games.
714.444Didn't Know Stockton Was That GoodYIELD::BARBIERISun Jun 01 1997 23:0941
      Well, I saw some of the Utah/Houston series including most of
      Game 6.
    
      I've a few thoughts...
    
      One, wow is Stockton good!  I never saw him play a whole lot.
      He reminds me of a description Jerry West gave to Bird after
      a Laker/Celtic game.  He said that Bird was at least a couple
      of thoughts ahead of everyone else (Magic did not play by the
      way).
    
      I think Stockton is the same way.  Right up there with Magic
      and Bird *mentally* and I don't think anyone else in the NBA
      is close in that category (gulp! - Jordan included).
    
      Does the guy EVER make the wrong decision?  Does he ever make
      a wrong pass?  Every decision is the right one.  I think he's
      a basketball genius.
    
      I was just thoroughly impressed with Stockton.  He literally
      willed that win.
    
      A lot of the night Walton was complimenting Sedale Threat who
      did play a fine game.  Threat took a three pointer late that
      was SO close to going in and if so game Rockets.
    
      Barkley's offense was painful to watch.  It was a kind of offense
      that basically ignored the rest of the team (a lot of the time).
    
      Olajuwon held the ball low too often and allowed way too many 
      strips.
    
      Drexler was painful to watch until Game 6.  Hoisted a lot of 3's
      that missed and I rarely saw any attempts to do anything but launch
      outside shots (PENETRATE!).
    
      Utah has quite a bench, huh?  I guess you have to favor the Bulls
      because of Jordan and because I don't think their defense is as
      vulnerable to a pick and roll.
    
      						Tony
714.445WAHOO::LEVESQUESpott ItjMon Jun 02 1997 12:412
    Utah let an excellent chance slip away last night. They outplayed the
    Bulls but still fell victim to Pippen and Jordan's scoring. 
714.446ACISS1::BATTISPunctuation impairedMon Jun 02 1997 12:444
    
    yep. Utah looked sharp last night. Bulls were very fortunate to escape
    with the win. Wednsday's game should be another tough game. Going to
    be a great series.
714.447ACISS2::LEECHTerminal PhilosophyMon Jun 02 1997 15:2314
    How about that game-winning shot by Jordon?  Wow!
    
    Bulls escaped last night.  They were down most of the game.  Stockton
    was making some key shots towards the end, I wonder why they don't have
    him shoot more?  He could have scored a lot of points the way he was
    shooting. 
    
    I look for Utah to turn Stockton loose next game, and to be a bit more
    physical on defense with Jordon and Pippin.  
    
    Someone else besides Jordon and Pippin is going to have to step up
    offensively for the Bulls.  I doubt Utah will let themselves get beat
    by two players.
    
714.448all chi...GAAS::BRAUCHERAnd nothing else mattersMon Jun 02 1997 15:277
  The score : 84-82, an Eastern (slow) pace, defense, rebounding

  Hardly any transition.  Note that "mvp" KM clunked two free throws,
 then "lvp" MJ's buzzerbeater...

  bb
714.449ACISS1::BATTISYou name it, I probably screw it up regularlyWed Jun 04 1997 13:053
    
    well, game two should be worth watching. Jordan wants $36 million for
    next year. Bulls haven't said no.
714.450ACISS2::LEECHTerminal PhilosophyWed Jun 04 1997 13:141
    $36 million for ONE year?!  Not even Jordan is worth that much.
714.451recognize reality....GAAS::BRAUCHERAnd nothing else mattersWed Jun 04 1997 13:154
  just give him the franchise and be done with it...

  bb
714.452ACISS1::BATTISYou name it, I probably screw it up regularlyWed Jun 04 1997 13:224
    
    um, steve, he made $30 million this year. how much do you think he
    brings in to Reinsdorf and the NBA?? can you say a billion? i knew you
    could.
714.453painful to watch...GAAS::BRAUCHERAnd nothing else mattersWed Jun 04 1997 13:245
  right.  and if they don't humor him, he could threaten to go back
 to whiffing on triple a curves...

  bb
714.454ACISS2::LEECHTerminal PhilosophyWed Jun 04 1997 13:283
    He's not worth $30 million, either, IMO.  Obviously, the Bulls think
    differently, which is fine by me.  I'm not paying his salary (but boy
    do I wish I had the money to be ABLE to pay his salary  8^) ).
714.455ACISS1::BATTISYou name it, I probably screw it up regularlyWed Jun 04 1997 13:385
    
    Michael Jordan is worth every cent they pay him. He is the single
    biggest draw in the NBA. The Bulls have been the biggest merchandise
    seller for years. They sell out arenas all over the country. yes, i
    do believe he's worth that kind of money.
714.456BUSY::SLABAudiophiles do it 'til it hertz!Wed Jun 04 1997 13:558
    
    	If you think that Jordan is worth $30M because of the money he
    	makes for the team, maybe the team is making too much money to
    	begin with.
    
    	Reduce ticket prices and make the games affordable to watch and
    	the players are no longer worth as much.
    
714.457POLAR::RICHARDSONMilk carton candidateWed Jun 04 1997 13:581
    why? If you sell out every game, why reduce prices?
714.458BUSY::SLABAudiophiles do it 'til it hertz!Wed Jun 04 1997 14:024
    
    	Yeah, that's the tricky part.  Peope are so stupid that they'll
    	pay practically any price that the team sets.
    
714.459CADSYS::FENNELLNothing is planned by the sea and the sandWed Jun 04 1997 14:048
    
>    	Yeah, that's the tricky part.  Peope are so stupid that they'll
>    	pay practically any price that the team sets.
  

The Fleet Center found out that plan doesn't work without teams that can play.
At this point the only 2 tolerable teams in this area are the Patriots and the
Revolution.
714.460ACISS1::BATTISSoapbox spelling champion 1997Wed Jun 04 1997 15:568
    
    .458
    
    turnabout is fair play, shawn.
    
    people
    
    nnttm, really.
714.461WAHOO::LEVESQUESpott ItjWed Jun 04 1997 16:121
    Wow, you sure told him!
714.462BRAT::16.124.24.174::mzdebraWe'llMeetYouThere!Wed Jun 04 1997 16:143
	Just be glad it wasn't "unttm,hwymf", Shawn.

714.463BUSY::SLABAudiophiles do it 'til it hertz!Wed Jun 04 1997 16:153
    
    	YBYSA, Deb!!
    
714.4648^)BRAT::16.124.24.174::mzdebraWe'llMeetYouThere!Wed Jun 04 1997 16:164
	I see that Shawn takes after Marv Albert.


714.465BUSY::SLABAudiophiles do it 'til it hertz!Wed Jun 04 1997 16:167
    
    	And Battis, there is a distinct difference between spelling a word
    	wrong and missing a letter.
    
    	My letters were all in the correct order ... I just happened to
    	miss one of them.
    
714.466BUSY::SLABAudiophiles do it 'til it hertz!Wed Jun 04 1997 16:174
    
    	If I knew who this Marv Albert guy was I might actually find some
    	of the recent comments pertaining to him amusing.
    
714.467LANDO::OLIVER_Blooking for deep meaningWed Jun 04 1997 16:186
    
    OR
    
    i was so caught up in my work that i wasn't paying
    strict attention!
    
714.468BRAT::16.124.24.174::mzdebraWe'llMeetYouThere!Wed Jun 04 1997 16:243
	Marv Albert, a/k/a BottomBiter, according to Jim Henderson 8^).

714.469ACISS1::BATTISSoapbox spelling champion 1997Wed Jun 04 1997 19:523
    
    slabbo, Marv Albert is a sports announcer for NBC. He has been accused
    of biting a woman numerous times, also of sodomy.
714.470ACISS1::BATTISSoapbox spelling champion 1997Wed Jun 04 1997 19:524
    
    .461
    
    at least mine are admitted. i don't offer "explanations"
714.471WAHOO::LEVESQUESpott ItjThu Jun 05 1997 11:141
    yours are incontrovertible. /hth
714.472WAHOO::LEVESQUESpott ItjThu Jun 05 1997 11:178
    Bulls put the stick to the Jazz last night. Michael played a much
    better game. The Bulls' defense was smothering, and the Jazz had no
    answers, underscoring the lost opportunity that was game 1. The Jazz
    had better play a lot better in SLC, or they won't be going back to
    Chicago.
    
    I thought the officials let an awful lot of hacking go on last night,
    from both sides. Before I fell asleep, anyway.
714.473ACISS1::BATTISSoapbox spelling champion 1997Thu Jun 05 1997 12:325
    
    <--- Bulls played very good defense last night. yes, the officiating
    was a little looser last night than in previous games. Bulls were
    really hitting the glass last night, they came to play. I think this
    may only go 5. I see the Bulls winning at least 1 in Utah.
714.474broom possibilities ?GAAS::BRAUCHERAnd nothing else mattersThu Jun 05 1997 13:264
  11 points in a quarter will garner no rings...

  bb
714.475ACISS2::LEECHTerminal PhilosophyThu Jun 05 1997 18:418
    I missed the last three quarters of the game last night.  I saw the
    first quarter at the bowling alley (was subbing on a three man summer 
    league), then forgot to turn the TV on when I got home (had to make a phone 
    call).  It was all Bulls for the bits and peices I caught.
    
    I did manage to bowl a 643 series, though... not bad for not bowling a
    frame for several weeks.  I would have been dangerous had I been able
    to avoid open frames... 
714.476ACISS1::BATTISSoapbox spelling champion 1997Thu Jun 05 1997 20:232
    
    send jenny our love.