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699.1 | | MKOTS3::JMARTIN | Madison...5'2'' 95 lbs. | Mon Apr 08 1996 18:49 | 7 |
| My father once said...
"You really pulled a boner this time Jack."
Even though he was visibly pissed, I did all I could do to keep from
laughing. This was back in 1977 and boner was the optimum word of
those times.
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699.2 | | BIGQ::SILVA | Mr. Logo | Mon Apr 08 1996 18:54 | 11 |
| | <<< Note 699.1 by MKOTS3::JMARTIN "Madison...5'2'' 95 lbs." >>>
| "You really pulled a boner this time Jack."
Jack Martin is gay! WHOA! Who would have thought? Jack the "poof"
Martin! Has a nice ring to it. Welcome to the club, Jack. Don't forget to fill
out your recruitment card. Gotta make sure the person who recruited ya gets
credit! Cuz if you recruit so many people, you get prizes! :-)
Glen
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699.3 | | CSLALL::SECURITY | LUNCHBOX | Mon Apr 08 1996 18:56 | 5 |
| Jack's dad didn't say "somebody else's", he said "a". Stop jumping to
conclusions, silva-rado!!!!
lunchbox
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699.4 | | BUSY::SLABOUNTY | Go Go Gophers watch them go go go! | Mon Apr 08 1996 18:56 | 6 |
|
Ummm, Glen, maybe Jack was pulling his own boner?
And, ummm, in general, why do I even bother trying to explain
things to Glen?
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699.5 | | CSLALL::SECURITY | LUNCHBOX | Mon Apr 08 1996 19:01 | 3 |
| I've got another;
Cheese Whiz
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699.6 | | BUSY::SLABOUNTY | Good Heavens,Cmndr,what DID you do | Mon Apr 08 1996 19:06 | 5 |
|
Steve Leech, wanna bless this topic?
Thanks.
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699.7 | | MKOTS3::JMARTIN | Madison...5'2'' 95 lbs. | Mon Apr 08 1996 19:07 | 3 |
| Glen:
99% of men pull a boner and the other 1% lie!
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699.8 | | BUSY::SLABOUNTY | Good Heavens,Cmndr,what DID you do | Mon Apr 08 1996 19:11 | 3 |
|
Jack, which of those categories do you fall into?
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699.9 | | AIMHI::RAUH | I survived the Cruel Spa | Mon Apr 08 1996 19:19 | 1 |
| Waxing the VAX
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699.10 | | DYPSS1::OPPER | Just say maybe. | Mon Apr 08 1996 19:32 | 2 |
| Large pendulous beasts.
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699.11 | | TROOA::BUTKOVICH | I am NOT a wind stealer! | Mon Apr 08 1996 19:47 | 4 |
| titillating conversation
build an erection
cock a gun
show some spunk
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699.12 | | CSLALL::SECURITY | LUNCHBOX | Mon Apr 08 1996 20:06 | 4 |
| rise and shine
getting a leg up on the competition
getting laid-off
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699.13 | | CASDOC::HEBERT | Captain Bligh | Mon Apr 08 1996 20:07 | 4 |
| head cheese
busting your nuts
filling a crack
packing the fudge
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699.14 | | CSLALL::SECURITY | LUNCHBOX | Mon Apr 08 1996 20:15 | 5 |
| having a ball
waffle
penal code
forklift
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699.15 | ask and ye shall receive... | ACISS2::LEECH | extremist | Mon Apr 08 1996 20:25 | 22 |
| This topic is officially "blessed" by the gods of sophomoric
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699.16 | | CSLALL::SECURITY | LUNCHBOX | Mon Apr 08 1996 20:28 | 8 |
| >this topic is officially "blessed" by the gods of sophomoric
> gutterspeak.
I think soapbox is blessed by the gods of sophomoric gutterspeak.
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699.17 | The mind boggles... ;*) | SPEZKO::FRASER | Mobius Loop; see other side | Mon Apr 08 1996 20:53 | 8 |
|
"Slip into a warm sweater"
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699.18 | | DYPSS1::OPPER | Just say maybe. | Mon Apr 08 1996 21:10 | 4 |
| Relieving history.
Defacation of character.
Excretiating pain.
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699.19 | | MKOTS3::JMARTIN | Madison...5'2'' 95 lbs. | Mon Apr 08 1996 21:19 | 3 |
| I always believed calling a face a "puss" was low rent and undignified.
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699.20 | | BIGQ::SILVA | Mr. Logo | Mon Apr 08 1996 23:18 | 1 |
| pain in the ass
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699.21 | | SUBPAC::SADIN | Freedom isn't free. | Mon Apr 08 1996 23:25 | 5 |
|
GUI interface.
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699.22 | | POLAR::RICHARDSON | Alrighty, bye bye then. | Tue Apr 09 1996 00:42 | 1 |
| warm moist rogering
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699.23 | | DYPSS1::OPPER | Just say maybe. | Tue Apr 09 1996 17:23 | 2 |
| Dick Armey
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699.24 | | NOTIME::SACKS | Gerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085 | Tue Apr 09 1996 17:25 | 1 |
| Dick Swett.
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699.25 | | SCASS1::BARBER_A | nod nod bang flip twirl twirl | Tue Apr 09 1996 17:28 | 1 |
| Michael Hunt
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699.26 | | LANDO::OLIVER_B | april is the coolest month | Tue Apr 09 1996 17:34 | 1 |
| gina lollabrigida
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699.27 | | BIGQ::SILVA | Mr. Logo | Tue Apr 09 1996 17:53 | 3 |
|
Dick Hurts...from Holden.
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699.28 | | EDITEX::MOORE | GetOuttaMyChair | Tue Apr 09 1996 17:55 | 1 |
| Dick Assman.
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699.29 | | LANDO::OLIVER_B | april is the coolest month | Tue Apr 09 1996 17:59 | 1 |
| pumpernickel
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699.30 | | BIGQ::SILVA | Mr. Logo | Tue Apr 09 1996 18:02 | 1 |
| rat's ass
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699.31 | | ACISS1::BATTIS | Chicago Bulls-1996 world champs | Tue Apr 09 1996 18:14 | 2 |
|
spam
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699.32 | | LANDO::OLIVER_B | april is the coolest month | Tue Apr 09 1996 18:16 | 1 |
| foccacia
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699.33 | | TROOA::BUTKOVICH | I am NOT a wind stealer! | Tue Apr 09 1996 22:29 | 2 |
| jockeying for position
uvula 8*) Hi Glen!
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699.34 | | BSS::SMITH_S | | Tue Apr 09 1996 23:13 | 1 |
| Jack Emhoff
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699.35 | | CASDOC::HEBERT | Captain Bligh | Wed Apr 10 1996 13:51 | 1 |
| 8" in Beverly, 6" in Shirley
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699.36 | | BIGQ::SILVA | Mr. Logo | Wed Apr 10 1996 13:52 | 1 |
| <----grin
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699.37 | | MKOTS3::JMARTIN | Madison...5'2'' 95 lbs. | Wed Apr 10 1996 14:55 | 1 |
| Yestrzemski is a bumb
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699.38 | flormica, always struck me as a wierd word. | NETCAD::CREEGAN | | Wed Apr 10 1996 14:58 | 1 |
| nude-titity; a sniglet my brother uses to describe nudity.
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699.39 | | CONSLT::MCBRIDE | Idleness, the holiday of fools | Wed Apr 10 1996 15:12 | 1 |
| Phuket, Thailand
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699.40 | | BSS::SMITH_S | | Wed Apr 10 1996 21:41 | 2 |
| Loose lips,sinks ships
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699.41 | | CSLALL::SECURITY | LUNCHBOX | Wed Apr 10 1996 22:03 | 4 |
| Loose as a goose.
Double whammy.
Whammy bar.
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699.42 | | POLAR::RICHARDSON | Alrighty, bye bye then. | Wed Apr 10 1996 22:45 | 1 |
| Knock me up in the morning for bangers.
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699.43 | | BIGQ::SILVA | Mr. Logo | Thu Apr 11 1996 00:48 | 1 |
| free will
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699.44 | | CSLALL::SECURITY | LUNCHBOX | Thu Apr 11 1996 01:24 | 1 |
| whippersnapper
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699.45 | | POLAR::RICHARDSON | Alrighty, bye bye then. | Thu Apr 11 1996 01:28 | 1 |
| sweaty pennis cream ale.
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699.46 | <raises eyebrow> | POWDML::HANGGELI | High Maintenance Honey | Thu Apr 11 1996 01:32 | 2 |
|
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699.47 | | BSS::SMITH_S | | Thu Apr 11 1996 02:33 | 1 |
| beef jerky
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699.48 | | CHEFS::HANDLEY_I | Do unto others...then split! | Thu Apr 11 1996 12:38 | 5 |
|
Instructions on the Guinness tap in my local bar:
"Pull to pour, push to cream"
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699.49 | not really | CSSREG::BROWN | Common Sense Isn't | Thu Apr 11 1996 17:09 | 5 |
| Phat Prik (it's a Thai chicken recipe)
Keep your pecker up (Britslang for keep smiling...)
Frequent mastication
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699.50 | | SUBSYS::NEUMYER | Your memory still hangin round | Thu Apr 11 1996 17:17 | 7 |
|
> Phat Prik (it's a Thai chicken recipe)
My favorite dish to order
ed
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699.51 | | NOTED::SIERAS::BUDZOWSKI | Joe Budzowski, Los Angeles | Thu Apr 11 1996 20:17 | 1 |
| Liquor in the front and poker in the back.
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699.52 | Smores | NOTED::SIERAS::BUDZOWSKI | Joe Budzowski, Los Angeles | Thu Apr 11 1996 20:30 | 25 |
| You're a nation.
"Deaf, eh, Kate?"
Wrecked 'em.
It's grow time!
Poopdeck
Soy oil.
Bastard
Max Factor
Bar stools
Far to go.
Organism.
A null sex
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699.53 | | BIGQ::MARCHAND | | Thu Apr 11 1996 20:34 | 7 |
|
>Liquor in the front
As long as you have a liquor license!
Beef Strogenoff
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699.54 | | BSS::PROCTOR_R | Smarmy THIS!!! | Tue Apr 16 1996 22:20 | 1 |
| flatulence.
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699.55 | | LANDO::OLIVER_B | april is the coolest month | Fri Apr 19 1996 17:51 | 1 |
| firkin
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699.56 | | SMURF::BINDER | Uva uvam vivendo variat | Fri Apr 19 1996 18:32 | 1 |
| Which is not the same thing as merkin.
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699.57 | | SMURF::WALTERS | | Fri Apr 19 1996 18:33 | 1 |
| Quoth he, smirkin'.
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699.58 | | LANDO::OLIVER_B | april is the coolest month | Fri Apr 19 1996 18:36 | 1 |
| whose chain is he jirkin?
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699.59 | | BUSY::SLABOUNTY | Basket Case | Fri Apr 19 1996 18:37 | 3 |
|
He doesn't care, really. His game is lurkin'.
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699.60 | | SMURF::WALTERS | | Fri Apr 19 1996 18:38 | 1 |
| An' I'm never shirkin'.
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699.61 | | NOTIME::SACKS | Gerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085 | Fri Apr 19 1996 18:50 | 1 |
| Ah'm proud to be Amurcan.
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699.62 | | CSLALL::SECURITY | LUNCHBOX | Fri Apr 19 1996 19:14 | 1 |
| My watch isn't workin..
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699.63 | | SMURF::WALTERS | | Fri Apr 19 1996 19:17 | 1 |
| It's three. The coffee's perkin'
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699.64 | | CSC32::M_EVANS | It's the foodchain, stupid | Fri Apr 19 1996 19:30 | 1 |
| Amerkin to cover a gherkin?
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699.65 | | SMURF::WALTERS | | Fri Apr 19 1996 19:32 | 1 |
| Well. That's a pretty pickle.
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699.66 | | CSLALL::SECURITY | | Tue Apr 30 1996 21:32 | 1 |
| hogwash
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699.67 | postulate | CSSREG::BROWN | Common Sense Isn't | Wed May 01 1996 11:11 | 1 |
|
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699.68 | | MKOTS3::JMARTIN | Madison...5'2'' 95 lbs. | Wed May 01 1996 13:26 | 1 |
| Horse Hockey
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699.69 | | MKOTS3::JMARTIN | Madison...5'2'' 95 lbs. | Wed May 01 1996 13:26 | 1 |
| Hello
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699.70 | | BSS::PROCTOR_R | And Fozil makes three | Wed May 01 1996 13:57 | 1 |
| <------------------------- missed '69 snarF!
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699.71 | | BUSY::SLABOUNTY | Baroque: when you're out of Monet | Wed May 01 1996 14:19 | 4 |
|
Oh, believe me ... he didn't miss it. He just didn't advertise
the fact.
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699.72 | | WAHOO::LEVESQUE | a legend begins at its end | Wed May 01 1996 14:52 | 3 |
| ><------------------------- missed '69 snarF!
You think there was another point to his Hello?
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699.73 | angiosperm | CSSREG::BROWN | Common Sense Isn't | Wed May 01 1996 16:42 | 1 |
|
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699.74 | | CBHVAX::CBH | Mr. Creosote | Wed May 01 1996 18:21 | 3 |
| A previous PN of mine, `futtock masticator'. Mind those splinters!
Chris.
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699.75 | | CHEFS::COOKS | Half Man,Half Biscuit | Thu May 02 1996 11:17 | 4 |
| Scunthorpe
Grimsby
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699.76 | | BSS::PROCTOR_R | Fozil's 3; Chooch makes 4! | Thu May 02 1996 16:35 | 1 |
| Punishing the Primate.
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699.77 | Punishment gone awry? | COVERT::COVERT | John R. Covert | Thu May 02 1996 17:32 | 5 |
| re .76
Is that what the play "Murder in the Cathedral" is about?
/john
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699.78 | bum thread | POWDML::HANGGELI | Little Chamber of Nightmares | Thu May 02 1996 17:52 | 2 |
|
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699.79 | Fudpucker | CSSREG::BROWN | Common Sense Isn't | Thu May 02 1996 17:59 | 1 |
|
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699.80 | | COVERT::COVERT | John R. Covert | Thu May 02 1996 18:05 | 1 |
| Mother Fuddrucker
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699.81 | | BUSY::SLABOUNTY | A seemingly endless time | Thu May 02 1996 18:07 | 4 |
|
"Fudpucker" could be the face that Elmer makes just as Bugs
drops a rock on his head.
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699.82 | | NOTIME::SACKS | Gerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085 | Thu May 02 1996 18:36 | 6 |
| ================================================================================
Note 17.14334 Things To Wonder About 14334 of 14334
CSLALL::SECURITY 2 lines 2-MAY-1996 14:35
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When you've seen about 30 condos in about 3 months you get the lingo
down.
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699.83 | oh. sorry. | PENUTS::DDESMAISONS | person B | Thu May 02 1996 18:37 | 3 |
|
condo lingo
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699.84 | | WAHOO::LEVESQUE | a legend begins at its end | Thu May 02 1996 19:26 | 1 |
| dumplog
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699.85 | | CSLALL::SECURITY | | Thu May 02 1996 19:35 | 6 |
| a p-name like
"a legend begins at it's end"
:>)
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699.86 | | PMROAD::HANGGELI | Little Chamber of Nightmares | Thu May 02 1996 19:37 | 4 |
|
<frown>
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699.87 | | CSLALL::SECURITY | | Thu May 02 1996 19:46 | 2 |
| ?
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699.88 | | BUSY::SLABOUNTY | Act like you own the company | Thu May 02 1996 19:46 | 3 |
|
That was an EAA frown, Dave.
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699.89 | | POLAR::RICHARDSON | oooo mama, hooe mama... | Thu May 02 1996 19:47 | 3 |
| its
hth
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699.90 | | CSLALL::SECURITY | | Thu May 02 1996 19:47 | 1 |
| What might an EAA frown be?
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699.91 | | BUSY::SLABOUNTY | Act like you own the company | Thu May 02 1996 19:49 | 3 |
|
See .89 and you'll figure it out.
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699.92 | | CSLALL::SECURITY | | Thu May 02 1996 19:50 | 1 |
| a grammatical err, eh?
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699.93 | proctologist's nightmare | CSSREG::BROWN | Common Sense Isn't | Fri May 03 1996 16:24 | 2 |
| asteroids
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699.94 | ahem. | BSS::PROCTOR_R | Fozil's 3; Chooch makes 4! | Fri May 03 1996 16:25 | 1 |
|
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699.95 | | NOTIME::SACKS | Gerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085 | Mon May 06 1996 18:08 | 1 |
| Steel-stud house.
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699.96 | | LANDO::OLIVER_B | may, the comeliest month | Mon May 06 1996 18:11 | 1 |
| puter
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699.97 | | DECWIN::JUDY | That's *Ms. Bitch* to you! | Wed May 08 1996 19:57 | 3 |
|
swinehundt
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699.98 | *.* | CSSREG::BROWN | Common Sense Isn't | Thu May 09 1996 15:14 | 5 |
| asterisk
as in:
I regret that I have only one * for my country.
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699.99 | | NOTIME::SACKS | Gerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085 | Thu May 09 1996 20:36 | 1 |
| Mizzenmast.
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699.100 | | CSLALL::SECURITY | | Thu May 09 1996 20:49 | 1 |
| tee hee hee
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699.101 | | CSLALL::SECURITY | | Thu May 09 1996 20:50 | 1 |
| Where'd that cow go?!
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699.102 | | ACISS2::LEECH | | Thu May 09 1996 20:52 | 1 |
| I deleted it. I thought I mis-spelled "Cheshire"...maybe not.
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699.103 | | CSLALL::SECURITY | | Thu May 09 1996 20:52 | 1 |
| Want me to delete my last 2 notes so's ya can do it again?
|
699.104 | | ACISS2::LEECH | | Fri May 10 1996 12:48 | 2 |
| Thanks for the offer, but I'll just lie in wait of the next snarfable
note. 8^)
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699.105 | 12.14238 | EDITEX::MOORE | GetOuttaMyChair | Mon May 13 1996 20:59 | 2 |
|
...he wailed on his horn as he passed the wench..
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699.106 | | GAVEL::JANDROW | i think, therefore i have a headache | Mon May 13 1996 21:00 | 5 |
| i guess that does sound kind 'odd', doesn't it...
%^>
%^>
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699.107 | The King's English seen Asian Pacific style.. | BSS::PROCTOR_R | Fear is my copilot... | Mon May 13 1996 22:24 | 4 |
| Taken from a Malaysian hotel ring placard:
"When driving, and you encounter a pedestrian, tootle him with vigor
in order to move him".
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699.108 | sorry, hootie | CSSREG::BROWN | Common Sense Isn't | Tue May 14 1996 17:39 | 1 |
| blowfish
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699.109 | | WAHOO::LEVESQUE | exterminator | Tue May 14 1996 17:47 | 1 |
| yer full o' chitlins!
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699.110 | | BUSY::SLABOUNTY | Exit light ... enter night. | Wed May 15 1996 16:01 | 3 |
|
Baby Fingering
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699.111 | | DECWIN::JUDY | That's *Ms. Bitch* to you! | Wed May 15 1996 20:32 | 3 |
|
Pennis Cream Ale
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699.112 | | GAVEL::JANDROW | i think, therefore i have a headache | Wed May 15 1996 20:37 | 8 |
|
no no no!!!!!
that's SWEATY pennis cream ale!!!
hth :>
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699.113 | | DECWIN::JUDY | That's *Ms. Bitch* to you! | Thu May 16 1996 14:38 | 5 |
|
I thought so, but forgot what note it was posted in in order
to go back and check. =)
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699.114 | | NOTIME::SACKS | Gerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085 | Thu May 16 1996 15:53 | 1 |
| > Then I spent 6 hours steaming off wallpaper in Mz. Debra's room!
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699.115 | re .-1 sugar walls, no doubt. | BSS::PROCTOR_R | Fear is my copilot... | Thu May 16 1996 17:54 | 1 |
|
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699.116 | one from Carlin | CSSREG::BROWN | Common Sense Isn't | Fri May 17 1996 12:42 | 1 |
| pussyfoot
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699.117 | | WMOIS::GIROUARD_C | | Fri May 17 1996 12:48 | 1 |
| pussywillow
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699.118 | | MKOTS3::JMARTIN | Madison...5'2'' 95 lbs. | Fri May 17 1996 13:51 | 2 |
| The name of the woman in the James Bond movie, "Goldfinger". I thought
that went a bit far.
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699.119 | | CONSLT::MCBRIDE | Idleness, the holiday of fools | Fri May 17 1996 13:52 | 1 |
| Pussy Galore, nnttm, hth, sase.
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699.120 | | MKOTS3::JMARTIN | Madison...5'2'' 95 lbs. | Fri May 17 1996 13:56 | 1 |
| Correct!!!
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699.121 | | SMURF::WALTERS | | Fri May 17 1996 13:58 | 5 |
| Bangalore.
But's that's in India, so most of you American chappies
will be unaware of it. Except for the torpedoes.
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699.122 | | CONSLT::MCBRIDE | Idleness, the holiday of fools | Fri May 17 1996 13:58 | 2 |
| And let's not forget the leading lady in the Man with the Golden Gun.
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699.123 | | MKOTS3::JMARTIN | Madison...5'2'' 95 lbs. | Fri May 17 1996 14:02 | 1 |
| What was her name??
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699.124 | | BSS::PROCTOR_R | Little Chamber Froggie | Fri May 24 1996 22:36 | 5 |
| Right Said Fred.
She just wanted to have fun..
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699.125 | | BUSY::SLABOUNTY | Catch you later!! | Wed May 29 1996 17:16 | 3 |
|
Prince Rogers Nelson
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699.126 | | NOTIME::SACKS | Gerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085 | Fri May 31 1996 20:24 | 2 |
| the fasces had axes tied into them when the lictors were outside the
pomerium
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699.127 | | EDITEX::MOORE | GetOuttaMyChair | Fri May 31 1996 20:48 | 1 |
| Beat me to it.
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699.128 | that too | PENUTS::DDESMAISONS | person B | Fri May 31 1996 20:50 | 1 |
| <--
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699.129 | | NOTIME::SACKS | Gerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085 | Tue Jun 04 1996 17:38 | 1 |
| soft, warm, salty pretzels...
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699.130 | | GAVEL::JANDROW | i think, therefore i have a headache | Tue Jun 04 1996 17:40 | 7 |
|
ho-ho!! another one!
%^>
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699.131 | whip it good... | NUBOAT::HEBERT | Captain Bligh | Wed Jun 19 1996 17:54 | 15 |
| LETTERMAN'S TOP TEN THINGS THAT SOUND DIRTY AT THE OFFICE, BUT AREN'T:
10. I need to whip it out by 5!
9. Mind if I use your laptop?
8. Put it in my box before I leave.
7. If I have to lick one more, I'll gag!
6. I want it on my desk, NOW!
5. HMMMMMMMMMMMMM........ I think it's out of fluid
4. My equipment is so old it takes forever to finish.
3. It's an entry-level position.
2. When do you think you'll be getting off today?
AND NUMBER 1
1. It's not fair... I do all the work while he just
sits there.
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699.132 | | LANDO::OLIVER_B | snapdragons. discuss. | Thu Jun 20 1996 15:30 | 1 |
| orbiting bodies pull on each other.
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699.133 | | RUSURE::GOODWIN | Wotsa magnesia? Howdya milk it? | Tue Jun 25 1996 18:18 | 7 |
| From DTW many moons ago:
"[Someone] Assumes Word Processing Position"
From Boston Globe many many moons ago:
"Socialite Beats Off Strangler"
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699.134 | | BUSY::SLABOUNTY | Antisocial | Wed Jun 26 1996 18:11 | 3 |
|
organ grinder
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699.135 | | SCASS1::BARBER_A | out of my way | Wed Jun 26 1996 18:27 | 1 |
| you like?
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699.136 | | BUSY::SLABOUNTY | As you wish | Wed Jun 26 1996 19:11 | 3 |
|
No, I do not think I would.
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699.137 | | SCASS1::BARBER_A | out of my way | Wed Jun 26 1996 19:22 | 1 |
| I meant the source where you got the phrase, not the phrase itself.
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699.138 | | BUSY::SLABOUNTY | As you wish | Wed Jun 26 1996 19:43 | 4 |
|
Well, I just saw it about an hour ago and now have no idea
where that was. Do you know?
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699.139 | | EVMS::MORONEY | It's alive! Alive! | Wed Jun 26 1996 20:59 | 9 |
| I bought a vigorous healthy young queen.
The sellers assure me she was recently gang raped.
She'll be sent to me locked in a small cage which she'll have to eat her
way out of. Then I intend to keep her confined in a dark box (which is rather
crowded) for the rest of her life, doing nothing but cranking out young ones,
who will of course be workers. The workers will have to toil day and night
without pay, until they drop dead.
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699.140 | | SMURF::BINDER | Errabit quicquid errare potest. | Wed Jun 26 1996 21:03 | 4 |
| .139
Will she be at risk to have her abdominal orifices invaded by those
little European buggers?
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699.141 | | EVMS::MORONEY | It's alive! Alive! | Wed Jun 26 1996 21:14 | 8 |
| I plan to show some mercy and try to prevent that from happening, but there
are so many of those little creatures around it's almost certain to happen.
They're so persistant.
Regarding the rapists, many will be pleased to learn they've all been put
to death. In fact, execution is automatic. But not even certain death stops
others from trying. All they need to do is to spot a young virgin and they're
right after her.
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699.142 | | PENUTS::DDESMAISONS | person B | Wed Jun 26 1996 21:20 | 2 |
|
.141 sounds like they'd be better off minding their own beeswax.
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699.143 | | EVMS::MORONEY | It's alive! Alive! | Wed Jun 26 1996 21:29 | 2 |
| They definitely better buzz off. Nothing worse than them droning on and on...
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699.144 | | MOLAR::DELBALSO | I (spade) my (dogface) | Wed Jun 26 1996 21:34 | 2 |
| Honey of a job, that.
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699.145 | | MFGFIN::EPPERSON | puff, puff, pass | Thu Jun 27 1996 01:09 | 1 |
| Eberhard-Faber
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699.146 | | SCASS1::BARBER_A | out of my way | Thu Jun 27 1996 01:10 | 1 |
| .138 It's a song by a band you recently acquired on tape. tyvm.
|
699.147 | | BUSY::SLABOUNTY | Buzzword Bingo | Thu Jun 27 1996 14:00 | 7 |
|
RE: April
I realized that last night when I looked at the tape insert.
Oops. 8^)
|
699.148 | | POLAR::RICHARDSON | Here we are now, in containers | Thu Jun 27 1996 14:14 | 3 |
| All those CD's you have and you still get free tapes?!?
{grundel}
|
699.149 | | BUSY::SLABOUNTY | Candy'O, I need you ... | Thu Jun 27 1996 15:37 | 5 |
|
It's a sampler of sorts, so I can see if I like the bands in
question. And if I do I'll probably end up buying the CD's
anyways.
|
699.150 | | BUSY::SLABOUNTY | Candy'O, I need you ... | Thu Jun 27 1996 15:38 | 4 |
|
And BTW, it wasn't exactly "free". I exchanged a tape AND a
CD for that tape. 8^)
|
699.151 | | SCASS1::BARBER_A | out of my way | Thu Jun 27 1996 17:13 | 1 |
| Which I haven't received yet.
|
699.152 | | BUSY::SLABOUNTY | Catch you later!! | Thu Jun 27 1996 17:15 | 7 |
|
I should have re-worded my "No rush" response when the PO
person asked me when I wanted the package to arrive at your
door.
8^)
|
699.153 | | THEMAX::SMITH_S | smeller's the feller | Thu Jun 27 1996 21:38 | 1 |
| I HIT THE MOTHERLOAD
|
699.154 | | COVERT::COVERT | John R. Covert | Fri Jun 28 1996 01:40 | 3 |
| mother lode
NNTTM.
|
699.155 | | POWDML::HANGGELI | Heartless Jade | Fri Jun 28 1996 18:01 | 3 |
|
>When you put a disk into a Mac, the Mac automatically mounts it.
|
699.156 | | LANDO::OLIVER_B | snapdragons. discuss. | Fri Jun 28 1996 18:22 | 3 |
| |there are also good instructions for what to do if you
|can't eject a disk.
|
699.157 | Old commercial for "Wrigley's" Gum | THEMAX::SMITH_S | I (neuter) my (catbutt) | Tue Jul 02 1996 04:31 | 4 |
| Take a sniff
Pull it out
The taste is gonna move you
When you pop it in you're mouth
|
699.158 | | NOTIME::SACKS | Gerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085 | Tue Jul 02 1996 20:52 | 12 |
| From note 7.49 in HOME_WORK:
> Screwing is the only way to go.
> A good screw will last a long time
> compared to a nail which
> will eventually pull due to gravity or be pushed out by the wood
> itself.
|
699.159 | | THEMAX::SMITH_S | I (neuter) my (catbutt) | Mon Jul 08 1996 22:33 | 2 |
| didly
|
699.160 | | DECWET::LOWE | Bruce Lowe, DECwest Eng., DTN 548-8910 | Mon Jul 08 1996 22:35 | 2 |
|
<--- I thought that one WAS dirty.
|
699.161 | got a good.. | KERNEL::FREKES | | Tue Jul 09 1996 14:40 | 1 |
| Wankel Rotary
|
699.162 | | NOTIME::SACKS | Gerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085 | Tue Jul 09 1996 15:18 | 1 |
| simply screwdiver
|
699.163 | | NOTIME::SACKS | Gerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085 | Wed Jul 10 1996 16:57 | 1 |
| hot and jovial
|
699.164 | y | TROOA::BUTKOVICH | chairman of the bored | Wed Jul 10 1996 18:15 | 2 |
| today is hump day
|
699.165 | | CNTROL::JENNISON | It's all about soul | Wed Jul 10 1996 20:10 | 3 |
|
launch a probe
|
699.166 | | LANDO::OLIVER_B | it's about summer! | Wed Jul 10 1996 20:29 | 1 |
| integrated bumpers
|
699.167 | | SMURF::WALTERS | | Wed Jul 10 1996 20:30 | 1 |
| Oph! uck!
|
699.168 | | LANDO::OLIVER_B | it's about summer! | Wed Jul 10 1996 20:33 | 1 |
| cigarette?
|
699.169 | | SMURF::WALTERS | | Wed Jul 10 1996 20:35 | 1 |
| Don't mind if I do. What's the blindfold for?
|
699.170 | | PENUTS::DDESMAISONS | person B | Wed Jul 10 1996 20:37 | 2 |
|
aagagag.
|
699.171 | | LANDO::OLIVER_B | it's about summer! | Wed Jul 10 1996 20:45 | 1 |
| ;p
|
699.172 | | NOTIME::SACKS | Gerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085 | Fri Jul 12 1996 20:12 | 1 |
| > I lust for mscanlon's bagel...
|
699.173 | unadorned | HBAHBA::HAAS | more madness, less horror | Tue Jul 16 1996 18:28 | 2 |
|
barely attractive
|
699.174 | | NOTIME::SACKS | Gerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085 | Wed Jul 17 1996 16:39 | 1 |
| the best polish sausage to be found anywhere
|
699.175 | | NOTIME::SACKS | Gerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085 | Wed Jul 17 1996 16:40 | 1 |
| I only pick on people I lick.
|
699.176 | | SCASS1::BARBER_A | Spanky | Wed Jul 17 1996 16:41 | 1 |
| I like it. 8)
|
699.177 | can you elaborate | HBAHBA::HAAS | more madness, less horror | Wed Jul 17 1996 18:18 | 1 |
| It's not "home" until your stuff is in it.
|
699.178 | | POLAR::RICHARDSON | Carboy Junkie | Wed Jul 17 1996 18:19 | 1 |
| Can you whip it out by noon?
|
699.179 | | BIGQ::SILVA | I'm out, therefore I am | Wed Jul 17 1996 20:25 | 1 |
| anytime.... but not any place
|
699.180 | | NOTIME::SACKS | Gerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085 | Mon Jul 22 1996 19:03 | 1 |
| slender young string beans
|
699.181 | | NOTIME::SACKS | Gerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085 | Wed Jul 24 1996 14:52 | 1 |
| bifurcating arrow
|
699.182 | | BUSY::SLABOUNTY | Whose Line Is It Anyway? | Wed Jul 24 1996 16:10 | 3 |
|
I really didn't need a piece that big.
|
699.183 | | BIGQ::SILVA | http://quince.ljo.dec.com/www/decplus | Wed Jul 24 1996 18:23 | 7 |
| | <<< Note 699.182 by BUSY::SLABOUNTY "Whose Line Is It Anyway?" >>>
| I really didn't need a piece that big.
Please use proper english.... it should have said, "I really didn't need
a piece that bad." :-)
|
699.184 | | BUSY::SLABOUNTY | Would you care for a McSeal,sir? | Wed Jul 24 1996 19:21 | 10 |
|
Well, you see, last night I was in the bathroom here at MRO and
I ripped off a piece of paper towel to wipe my coffee cup out
and realized that I ripped off a section that was twice as big
as I needed.
And the rest is history.
[Like anybody really cares. 8^)]
|
699.185 | | WMOIS::CONNELL | Story does that to us. | Thu Jul 25 1996 16:04 | 5 |
| dickbilled platypus
Bright Blessings,
PJ
|
699.186 | | POLAR::RICHARDSON | Perpetual Glenn | Thu Jul 25 1996 17:30 | 1 |
| Yes, both of those sound dirty.
|
699.187 | | 42333::LESLIE | Andy Leslie | DTN 847 6586 | Fri Jul 26 1996 07:24 | 1 |
| Deep heat.
|
699.188 | | SCASS1::BARBER_A | please pass the dirt | Tue Jul 30 1996 19:10 | 2 |
| Gently free the mixtures from the molds by pounding on a board,
upside down.
|
699.189 | | SMURF::WALTERS | | Tue Jul 30 1996 19:28 | 2 |
| Smoked salmon mousse, piped into hollowed-out cherry tomatoes.
Now that's a can o' pee.
|
699.190 | | TROOA::BUTKOVICH | drink ale.... live lager | Wed Jul 31 1996 03:21 | 1 |
| four man coxless boat
|
699.191 | what context? | HBAHBA::HAAS | more madness, less horror | Thu Aug 01 1996 16:49 | 3 |
|
just all me
|
699.192 | | THEMAX::SMITH_S | | Thu Aug 01 1996 22:03 | 1 |
| ...drive on the second hole
|
699.193 | | BUSY::SLAB | Being weird isn't enough | Thu Aug 01 1996 23:12 | 3 |
|
Always mount a scratch monkey
|
699.194 | | GENRAL::RALSTON | Only half of us are above average! | Thu Aug 01 1996 23:16 | 2 |
| Great snatch, clean & jerk!
|
699.195 | | BULEAN::BANKS | | Fri Aug 02 1996 12:08 | 1 |
| .193 and .194 work together in a really perverse sort of way...
|
699.196 | | LANDO::OLIVER_B | it's about summer! | Fri Aug 02 1996 20:57 | 2 |
| heat-seekers designed to fly up the tailpipe of an engine
|
699.197 | maybe of interest to Al Bundy | HBAHBA::HAAS | more madness, less horror | Wed Aug 07 1996 14:45 | 3 |
|
rather larger bolide
|
699.198 | | CHEFS::COOKS | Half Man,Half Biscuit | Thu Aug 08 1996 16:59 | 2 |
| Cock up.
|
699.199 | | SCASS1::BARBER_A | Where is my real head? | Thu Aug 08 1996 18:05 | 1 |
| -1 The winner, by far.
|
699.200 | dirty-cow snarf... | ACISS2::LEECH | | Fri Aug 09 1996 12:10 | 12 |
|
-------|------|------------
++ ++
||---M||
|| |
/\-------\
(00) \
( ) *
/
Snarf?
|
699.201 | bottom end rot | POWDML::HANGGELI | Will Work For Latte | Fri Aug 09 1996 13:00 | 2 |
|
|
699.202 | | NOTIME::SACKS | Gerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085 | Fri Aug 09 1996 13:15 | 1 |
| Do you mean "blossom end rot," a disease of tomatoes?
|
699.203 | | NOTIME::SACKS | Gerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085 | Fri Aug 09 1996 19:05 | 1 |
| Are you guys all doing this with a tool?
|
699.204 | | NUBOAT::HEBERT | Captain Bligh | Fri Aug 09 1996 19:49 | 3 |
| STRAP-ON TREE STAND
...classifieds note 4140...
|
699.205 | | BUSY::SLAB | The Dangerous Type | Fri Aug 09 1996 20:03 | 3 |
|
You beat me to it!!
|
699.206 | | SCASS1::BARBER_A | Where is my real head? | Fri Aug 09 1996 20:05 | 1 |
| -1 that's good!
|
699.207 | | BUSY::SLAB | The Dangerous Type | Fri Aug 09 1996 20:06 | 3 |
|
[glare]
|
699.208 | | CONSLT::MCBRIDE | Idleness, the holiday of fools | Thu Aug 15 1996 20:34 | 1 |
| Have you tried using a banana?
|
699.209 | | SCASS1::BARBER_A | all of which are American dreams | Thu Aug 15 1996 20:43 | 1 |
| At least I didn't say "It works for me" !!!
|
699.210 | | THEMAX::SMITH_S | R.I.P.-30AUG96 | Thu Aug 15 1996 22:07 | 1 |
| Yes you did!
|
699.211 | | SCASS1::BARBER_A | all of which are American dreams | Fri Aug 16 1996 02:44 | 1 |
| I did? Oops!
|
699.212 | thanks, steve :-) | GMASEC::KELLY | It's Deja-Vu, All Over Again | Mon Aug 19 1996 18:00 | 1 |
| More like a finger slip
|
699.213 | | CONSLT::MCBRIDE | Idleness, the holiday of fools | Thu Aug 29 1996 13:18 | 1 |
699.214 | | CADSYS::FENNELL | Nothing is planned by the sea and the sand | Thu Aug 29 1996 13:37 | 1 |
699.215 | | SX4GTO::OLSON | DBTC Palo Alto | Thu Aug 29 1996 16:55 | 3 |
699.216 | | NOTIME::SACKS | Gerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085 | Thu Aug 29 1996 17:46 | 1 |
699.217 | not exactly how i thought it worked | PENUTS::DDESMAISONS | person B | Fri Sep 06 1996 13:06 | 4 |
699.218 | | POLAR::RICHARDSON | I'm brave but my chicken's sick | Fri Sep 06 1996 14:40 | 1 |
699.219 | | WAHOO::LEVESQUE | Ziiiiingiiiingiiiiiiing! | Fri Sep 06 1996 14:46 | 2 |
699.220 | | POLAR::RICHARDSON | I'm brave but my chicken's sick | Fri Sep 06 1996 15:01 | 1 |
699.221 | | ACISS2::LEECH | | Fri Sep 06 1996 15:07 | 1 |
699.222 | | BUSY::SLAB | Buzzword Bingo | Fri Sep 06 1996 15:12 | 3 |
699.223 | | NOTIME::SACKS | Gerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085 | Mon Sep 09 1996 19:33 | 3 |
699.224 | YMCA | LANDO::OLIVER_B | prickly on the outside | Mon Sep 09 1996 19:39 | 1 |
699.225 | | NOTIME::SACKS | Gerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085 | Mon Sep 16 1996 18:18 | 1 |
699.226 | | POWDML::HANGGELI | sweet & juicy on the inside | Thu Sep 19 1996 02:33 | 3 |
699.227 | from another notesfile | SHOGUN::KOWALEWICZ | Are you from away? | Wed Sep 25 1996 13:07 | 2 |
699.228 | | DECWET::LOWE | Bruce Lowe, DECwest Eng., DTN 548-8910 | Wed Sep 25 1996 19:11 | 1 |
699.229 | yup! | SHOGUN::KOWALEWICZ | Are you from away? | Thu Sep 26 1996 12:37 | 0 |
699.230 | Moon smokes cigarette | CONSLT::MCBRIDE | Idleness, the holiday of fools | Thu Sep 26 1996 17:06 | 3 |
699.231 | | MKOTS3::JMARTIN | Be A Victor..Not a Victim! | Thu Sep 26 1996 17:12 | 1 |
699.232 | It's a dirty job, etc. | TLE::RALTO | I'll do anything for coffee | Thu Sep 26 1996 17:15 | 6 |
699.233 | | WAHOO::LEVESQUE | guess I'll set a course and go | Tue Oct 08 1996 18:01 | 9 |
699.234 | | WAHOO::LEVESQUE | guess I'll set a course and go | Thu Oct 10 1996 16:59 | 3 |
699.235 | | NOTIME::SACKS | Gerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085 | Thu Oct 10 1996 17:55 | 1 |
699.236 | | LANDO::OLIVER_B | Look in ya heaaaaaaaaaaaart! | Tue Oct 22 1996 13:35 | 1 |
699.237 | Liberal Dick Sweat | BIGQ::SILVA | http://www.yvv.com/decplus/ | Wed Oct 23 1996 13:15 | 4 |
699.238 | | SALEM::DODA | Frustrated Incorporated | Wed Oct 23 1996 13:18 | 3 |
699.239 | | NOTIME::SACKS | Gerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085 | Wed Oct 23 1996 13:47 | 1 |
699.240 | | WAHOO::LEVESQUE | when feigned disinterest becomes real | Wed Oct 23 1996 13:50 | 1 |
699.241 | | PENUTS::DDESMAISONS | person B | Mon Dec 02 1996 14:32 | 4 |
699.242 | | LANDO::OLIVER_B | grindleproot hanglebungedy | Mon Dec 02 1996 14:34 | 1 |
699.243 | | POLAR::RICHARDSON | Patented Problem Generator | Mon Dec 02 1996 15:55 | 1 |
699.244 | this is my rifle.... | SHOGUN::KOWALEWICZ | Are you from away? | Mon Dec 02 1996 16:21 | 7 |
699.245 | | BUSY::SLAB | A cross upon her bedroom wall ... | Mon Dec 02 1996 16:47 | 3 |
699.246 | | NOTIME::SACKS | Gerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085 | Thu Dec 05 1996 13:58 | 1 |
699.247 | | SHRCTR::PJOHNSON | aut disce, aut discede | Fri Dec 06 1996 08:16 | 5 |
699.248 | | FABSIX::P_OHALLORAN | go mbeanfaigh dia sibh | Fri Dec 06 1996 10:31 | 4 |
699.249 | | POWDML::DOUGAN | | Mon Dec 09 1996 12:45 | 2 |
699.250 | | SMURF::WALTERS | | Mon Dec 09 1996 18:23 | 1 |
699.251 | | POWDML::HANGGELI | sweet & juicy on the inside | Mon Dec 09 1996 18:24 | 4 |
699.252 | | POLAR::RICHARDSON | Patented Problem Generator | Mon Dec 09 1996 19:12 | 1 |
699.253 | | SMURF::WALTERS | | Mon Dec 09 1996 19:15 | 1 |
699.254 | | POWDML::HANGGELI | sweet & juicy on the inside | Mon Dec 09 1996 19:17 | 3 |
699.255 | | POLAR::RICHARDSON | Patented Problem Generator | Mon Dec 09 1996 19:19 | 1 |
699.256 | | POWDML::HANGGELI | sweet & juicy on the inside | Mon Dec 09 1996 19:21 | 3 |
699.257 | | NOTIME::SACKS | Gerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085 | Mon Dec 09 1996 19:22 | 1 |
699.258 | | PENUTS::DDESMAISONS | person B | Mon Dec 09 1996 19:23 | 3 |
699.259 | | POLAR::RICHARDSON | Patented Problem Generator | Mon Dec 09 1996 19:24 | 1 |
699.260 | | NOTIME::SACKS | Gerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085 | Mon Dec 09 1996 19:26 | 1 |
699.261 | | POWDML::HANGGELI | sweet & juicy on the inside | Mon Dec 09 1996 19:26 | 3 |
699.262 | | SMURF::WALTERS | | Mon Dec 09 1996 19:27 | 1 |
699.263 | | POLAR::RICHARDSON | Patented Problem Generator | Mon Dec 09 1996 19:29 | 1 |
699.264 | | NOTIME::SACKS | Gerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085 | Tue Dec 10 1996 12:20 | 1 |
699.265 | | POLAR::RICHARDSON | Patented Problem Generator | Wed Dec 11 1996 17:51 | 1 |
699.266 | re: proper ABS technique | TLE::RALTO | Bridge to the 21st Contributor Visit | Wed Dec 11 1996 18:09 | 3 |
699.267 | from watching football at the weekend | NPSS::MCSKEANE | Davie Dodds IS E.T. | Wed Dec 11 1996 18:24 | 4 |
699.268 | | MKOTS3::JMARTIN | Be A Victor..Not a Victim! | Thu Dec 12 1996 12:20 | 2 |
699.269 | there's more than 1 guy like this? :-> | MPGS::WOOLNER | Your dinner is in the supermarket | Fri Dec 13 1996 13:30 | 2 |
699.270 | | WRKSYS::WALLACE | http://macca.eng.pko.dec.com | Mon Dec 16 1996 10:54 | 8 |
699.271 | | POMPY::LESLIE | | Wed Dec 18 1996 13:54 | 1 |
699.272 | | COVERT::COVERT | John R. Covert | Wed Dec 18 1996 14:17 | 1 |
699.273 | | BIGQ::SILVA | http://www.ziplink.net/~glen/decplus/ | Wed Dec 18 1996 14:30 | 1 |
699.274 | (e) | GAAS::BRAUCHER | Champagne Supernova | Wed Dec 18 1996 17:33 | 4 |
699.275 | | LANDO::OLIVER_B | urban camper | Wed Dec 18 1996 17:38 | 2 |
699.276 | ooh, err missus :-) | SHOGUN::KOWALEWICZ | Are you from away? | Tue Dec 24 1996 12:31 | 2 |
699.277 | less than 12 inches at idle | BUSY::SLAB | Catch you later!! | Fri Dec 27 1996 14:24 | 1 |
699.278 | | CONSLT::MCBRIDE | Idleness, the holiday of fools | Fri Dec 27 1996 17:27 | 2 |
699.279 | | USPS::FPRUSS | Frank Pruss, 202-232-7347 | Sat Dec 28 1996 04:20 | 2 |
699.280 | | SMURF::WALTERS | | Mon Dec 30 1996 13:04 | 3 |
699.281 | | COVERT::COVERT | John R. Covert | Mon Dec 30 1996 13:29 | 3 |
699.282 | | POWDML::HANGGELI | mouth responsibility | Mon Dec 30 1996 13:32 | 3 |
699.283 | | COVERT::COVERT | John R. Covert | Mon Dec 30 1996 13:34 | 3 |
699.284 | | NOTIME::SACKS | Gerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085 | Tue Dec 31 1996 12:25 | 1 |
699.285 | | SHOGUN::KOWALEWICZ | Are you from away? | Tue Dec 31 1996 17:37 | 5 |
699.286 | | FABSIX::J_SADIN | Freedom isn't free. | Tue Dec 31 1996 18:35 | 5 |
699.287 | | BUSY::SLAB | Great baby! Delicious!! | Tue Dec 31 1996 18:35 | 3 |
699.288 | | SCASS1::BARBER_A | Are you happy now? | Tue Dec 31 1996 18:39 | 1 |
699.289 | | BIGQ::MARCHAND | | Tue Dec 31 1996 18:43 | 1 |
699.290 | | BUSY::SLAB | Great baby! Delicious!! | Tue Dec 31 1996 18:49 | 5 |
699.291 | From a keycard renewal form | WELKIN::ADOERFER | Hi-yo Server, away! | Thu Jan 02 1997 18:13 | 3 |
699.292 | | CHEFS::COOKS | Half Man,Half Biscuit | Mon Jan 06 1997 10:40 | 2 |
699.293 | | POMPY::LESLIE | | Mon Jan 06 1997 10:43 | 1 |
699.294 | | LANDO::OLIVER_B | ready to begin again | Mon Jan 06 1997 13:25 | 2 |
699.295 | | FABSIX::J_SADIN | Freedom isn't free. | Mon Jan 06 1997 13:30 | 2 |
699.296 | seen in a recent management memo | FABSIX::J_SADIN | Freedom isn't free. | Mon Jan 06 1997 13:36 | 4 |
699.297 | | BIGQ::SILVA | http://www.ziplink.net/~glen/decplus/ | Mon Jan 06 1997 14:15 | 2 |
699.298 | | NOTIME::SACKS | Gerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085 | Wed Jan 08 1997 17:30 | 2 |
699.299 | | BIGQ::SILVA | http://www.ziplink.net/~glen/decplus/ | Wed Jan 08 1997 18:21 | 1 |
699.300 | ex | MKOTS3::JMARTIN | Ebonics Is Not Apply | Thu Jan 09 1997 19:05 | 3 |
699.301 | | POWDML::HANGGELI | mouth responsibility | Thu Jan 09 1997 19:08 | 3 |
699.302 | | POLAR::RICHARDSON | Patented Problem Generator | Thu Jan 09 1997 19:11 | 1 |
699.303 | | BUSY::SLAB | Consume feces and expire | Thu Jan 09 1997 19:13 | 6 |
699.304 | | MKOTS3::JMARTIN | Ebonics Is Not Apply | Mon Jan 13 1997 16:51 | 2 |
699.305 | | MKOTS3::JMARTIN | Ebonics Is Not Apply | Mon Jan 13 1997 17:51 | 2 |
699.306 | | MKOTS3::JMARTIN | Ebonics Is Not Apply | Mon Jan 13 1997 17:52 | 2 |
699.307 | | BIGQ::SILVA | http://www.ziplink.net/~glen/decplus/ | Wed Jan 15 1997 15:42 | 1 |
699.308 | | CONSLT::MCBRIDE | Idleness, the holiday of fools | Wed Jan 15 1997 15:45 | 1 |
699.309 | | POLAR::RICHARDSON | Patented Problem Generator | Wed Jan 15 1997 15:52 | 1 |
699.310 | | SMURF::WALTERS | | Wed Jan 15 1997 15:58 | 1 |
699.311 | | BIGQ::SILVA | http://www.ziplink.net/~glen/decplus/ | Wed Jan 15 1997 17:37 | 1 |
699.312 | lorena bobbit returns! | BIGQ::SILVA | http://www.ziplink.net/~glen/decplus/ | Wed Jan 15 1997 17:44 | 3 |
699.313 | | BIGQ::SILVA | http://www.ziplink.net/~glen/decplus/ | Fri Jan 17 1997 12:26 | 1 |
699.314 | | BIGQ::SILVA | http://www.ziplink.net/~glen/decplus/ | Fri Jan 17 1997 17:02 | 1 |
699.315 | | POLAR::RICHARDSON | Patented Problem Generator | Fri Jan 17 1997 18:59 | 1 |
699.316 | | BIGQ::SILVA | http://www.ziplink.net/~glen/decplus/ | Fri Jan 17 1997 20:29 | 1 |
699.317 | | ACISS1::SCHELTER | | Mon Jan 20 1997 12:31 | 6 |
699.318 | | POWDML::HANGGELI | mouth responsibility | Mon Jan 20 1997 14:48 | 3 |
699.319 | | ACISS1::SCHELTER | | Mon Jan 20 1997 16:16 | 8 |
699.320 | | BUSY::SLAB | A cross upon her bedroom wall ... | Mon Jan 20 1997 19:02 | 5 |
699.321 | | MKOTS3::JMARTIN | Ebonics Is Not Apply | Mon Jan 20 1997 20:13 | 1 |
699.322 | | ACISS1::SCHELTER | | Mon Jan 20 1997 20:49 | 5 |
699.323 | | BUSY::SLAB | A Momentary Lapse of Reason | Mon Jan 20 1997 21:17 | 3 |
699.324 | | POLAR::RICHARDSON | Patented Problem Generator | Wed Jan 29 1997 16:13 | 1 |
| I'll crop out the kids.
|
699.325 | | MKOTS3::JMARTIN | Ebonics Is Not Apply | Wed Jan 29 1997 16:59 | 2 |
| Senior U.S. officer says Saddam training troops hard
|
699.326 | | WAHOO::LEVESQUE | Spott Itj | Thu Jan 30 1997 12:43 | 1 |
| Well, I could always pull a Binder
|
699.327 | | MKOTS3::JMARTIN | Ebonics Is Not Apply | Fri Jan 31 1997 13:28 | 2 |
| zz Since when does FIRM equate to SUPERIOR?
|
699.328 | | MKOTS3::JMARTIN | Ebonics Is Not Apply | Fri Jan 31 1997 13:28 | 2 |
| zz just type the link in the body of the post.
|
699.329 | | MKOTS3::JMARTIN | Ebonics Is Not Apply | Fri Jan 31 1997 13:30 | 2 |
| zz Time to invite these guys in the 'box.
|
699.330 | | TROOA::BUTKOVICH | let's work the problem, people | Fri Jan 31 1997 17:02 | 55 |
| > > Top ten sexually suggestive lines in the Star Wars Trilogy
> >
> > Star Wars
> >
> > 10. "Get in there you big furry oaf, I don't care what you smell!"
> > 9. "Luke, at that speed do you think you'll be able to pull out
in
> > time?"
> > 8. "Put that thing away before you get us all killed."
> > 7. "You've got something jammed in here real good."
> > 6. "Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?"
> > 5. "You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought."
> > 4. "Sorry about the mess..."
> > 3. "Look at the size of that thing!"
> > 2. "Curse my metal body, I wasn't fast enough!"
> > 1. "She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts,
> > kid."
> >
> > The Empire Strikes Back
> >
> > 10. "I thought that hairy beast would be the end of me."
> > 9. "Size matters not. Judge me by my size, do you?"
> > 8. "There's an awful lot of moisture in here."
> > 7. "But now we must eat. Cum, good food, cumm..."
> > 6. "That's okay, I'd like to keep it on manual control for a
while."
> > 5. "Hurry up, golden-rod..."
> > 4. "I must've hit it pretty close to the mark to get her all
riled
> > up like that, huh kid?"
> > 3. "Possible he came in through the south entrance."
> > 2. "And I thought they smelled bad on the outside!"
> > 1. "Control, control! You must learn control!"
> >
> > Return of the Jedi:
> >
> > 10. "Hey, point that thing someplace else."
> > 9. "I look forward to completing your training. In time you will
> > call me master."
> > 8. "I never knew I had it in me."
> > 7. "There is good in him, I've felt it."
> > 6. "Grab me, Chewie. I'm slipping -- hold on. Grab it, almost...
you
> > almost got it. Gently now, all right, easy, easy, hold me
> > Chewie."
> > 5. "Hey, Luke, thanks for coming after me -- now I owe you one."
> > 4. "Back door, huh? Good idea!"
> > 3. "She's gonna blow!"
> > 2. "I think you'll fit in nicely."
> > 1. "Rise, my friend."
> >
> >
> > But of course, one of the best is - "Wedge! Pull out! You're not
doing
> > any good back there!"
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699.331 | a box full of pennies | BUSY::SLAB | Beware of geeks baring grifts | Mon Feb 03 1997 16:50 | 1 |
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699.332 | innuendo | USPS::FPRUSS | Frank Pruss, 202-232-7347 | Wed Feb 05 1997 16:20 | 2 |
| I know this is old, but it is being bandied about so much lately...
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699.333 | | SMURF::WALTERS | | Wed Feb 05 1997 16:23 | 1 |
| ...it's become ennuido.
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699.334 | | BIGQ::SILVA | http://www.ziplink.net/~glen/decplus/ | Wed Feb 05 1997 16:29 | 1 |
| is the electronic version nintendo?
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699.335 | | NOTIME::SACKS | Gerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085 | Thu Feb 06 1997 12:40 | 1 |
| mounted with butter
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699.336 | | POWDML::HANGGELI | Let's Play Chocolate | Thu Feb 06 1997 12:43 | 3 |
|
I saw that movie.
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699.337 | | WAHOO::LEVESQUE | Spott Itj | Tue Feb 11 1997 15:45 | 1 |
| Then I AM learning.... phew... looks like you're rubbing off on me. :-)
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699.338 | | NOTIME::SACKS | Gerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085 | Wed Feb 12 1997 13:18 | 1 |
| >I'd kind of like some power tools, but she'll get me something romantic.
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699.339 | | NOTIME::SACKS | Gerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085 | Wed Feb 12 1997 13:26 | 1 |
| CLASSIFIED_ADS note 7923.
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699.340 | | BIGQ::SILVA | http://www.ziplink.net/~glen/decplus/ | Wed Feb 12 1997 19:28 | 8 |
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MKOTS3::JMARTIN "Ebonics Is Not Apply" 29 lines 12-FEB-1997 16:26
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Apparently it is a matter of whose throat is being stuffed.
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699.341 | | MKOTS3::JMARTIN | Ebonics Is Not Apply | Wed Feb 12 1997 19:40 | 1 |
| Cretin!!!!
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699.342 | | BIGQ::SILVA | http://www.ziplink.net/~glen/decplus/ | Wed Feb 12 1997 19:58 | 2 |
| i suspect you wrote it in hopes it would get put here..... and the pig (pretty
incredible glen) found it!
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699.343 | | POLAR::RICHARDSON | Patented Problem Generator | Wed Feb 12 1997 19:59 | 1 |
| April?
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699.344 | | BIGQ::SILVA | http://www.ziplink.net/~glen/decplus/ | Wed Feb 12 1997 20:07 | 1 |
| May?
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699.345 | | SCASS1::BARBER_A | Ack! Bluh! | Wed Feb 12 1997 22:17 | 1 |
| Jes?
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699.346 | | POLAR::RICHARDSON | Patented Problem Generator | Thu Feb 13 1997 01:32 | 1 |
| Glen said something bad, I think.
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699.347 | | BIGQ::SILVA | http://www.ziplink.net/~glen/decplus/ | Thu Feb 13 1997 09:51 | 1 |
| what do you mean?
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699.348 | a 3.5" floppy | USPS::FPRUSS | Frank Pruss, 202-232-7347 | Mon Feb 17 1997 23:07 | 1 |
|
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699.349 | | CSC32::M_EVANS | be the village | Mon Feb 17 1997 23:11 | 2 |
| I don't know, I bet some people think 5 and 1/4 floppies are even more
depressing.
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699.350 | for the computer-archaeologists | EVMS::MORONEY | UHF Computers | Mon Feb 17 1997 23:18 | 1 |
| What about 8" floppies?
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699.351 | | POLAR::RICHARDSON | Patented Problem Generator | Tue Feb 18 1997 00:46 | 1 |
| RX01, RX02?
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699.352 | I used to repair those in the early 80's | ACISS1::SCHELTER | | Tue Feb 18 1997 11:44 | 5 |
| <-- Don't even go there.
Mike
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699.353 | | POLAR::RICHARDSON | Patented Problem Generator | Tue Feb 18 1997 12:26 | 1 |
| Ha, me too.
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699.354 | | SMURF::BINDER | Errabit quicquid errare potest. | Tue Feb 18 1997 15:35 | 1 |
| I designed a controller for the 8" jobbies, back in '74.
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699.355 | | PENUTS::DDESMAISONS | person B | Tue Feb 18 1997 15:38 | 4 |
|
uphill, both ways.
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699.356 | | BUSY::SLAB | A swift kick in the butt - $1 | Tue Feb 18 1997 15:38 | 5 |
|
You invented the 'D' cell?
I am so proud to know you, Binder.
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699.357 | | POLAR::RICHARDSON | Patented Problem Generator | Tue Feb 18 1997 15:42 | 1 |
| Controller for 8" jobbies. Hmm, I hear prozac helps in this regard.
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699.358 | | BIGQ::SILVA | http://www.ziplink.net/~glen/decplus/ | Tue Feb 18 1997 15:58 | 5 |
| | <<< Note 699.354 by SMURF::BINDER "Errabit quicquid errare potest." >>>
| I designed a controller for the 8" jobbies, back in '74.
Dick designed the large version of a condom?
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699.359 | | BUSY::SLAB | A swift kick in the butt - $1 | Tue Feb 18 1997 16:09 | 3 |
|
He said "controller", not "packaging".
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699.360 | | BIGQ::SILVA | http://www.ziplink.net/~glen/decplus/ | Tue Feb 18 1997 16:13 | 7 |
| | <<< Note 699.359 by BUSY::SLAB "A swift kick in the butt - $1" >>>
| He said "controller", not "packaging".
controller... yeah, I know... condoms help control the pregnancy
rate.... woosh #2 for ya slabo
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699.361 | | NOTIME::SACKS | Gerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085 | Tue Feb 18 1997 16:13 | 1 |
| Dick developed saltpeter.
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699.362 | | BUSY::SLAB | A thousand pints of lite | Tue Feb 18 1997 16:19 | 6 |
|
RE: .360
No, I don't buy that. A 2nd-order reference is a little too deep
for you, Glen.
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699.363 | | BIGQ::SILVA | http://www.ziplink.net/~glen/decplus/ | Tue Feb 18 1997 16:22 | 7 |
| | <<< Note 699.362 by BUSY::SLAB "A thousand pints of lite" >>>
| No, I don't buy that. A 2nd-order reference is a little too deep
| for you, Glen.
Poor poor shawny.....
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699.364 | | SMURF::BINDER | Errabit quicquid errare potest. | Tue Feb 18 1997 16:36 | 3 |
| .361
Hey! Nobody ever salted my-- Er, ummm... Never mind.
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699.365 | | BUSY::SLAB | A thousand pints of lite | Tue Feb 18 1997 16:37 | 3 |
|
Confuscious says, "Saltpeper makes sourpuss".
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699.366 | | BIGQ::SILVA | http://www.ziplink.net/~glen/decplus/ | Mon Mar 03 1997 19:06 | 11 |
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Note 840.52 Psychics...Friends or Foes?! 52 of 53
ASGMKA::MARTIN "Concerto in 66 Movements" 4 lines 3-MAR-1997 16:01
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Glen:
You do make a valid point regarding the use of tongues (no smart
remarks Glen!!).
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699.367 | | BIGQ::SILVA | http://www.ziplink.net/~glen/decplus/ | Tue Mar 04 1997 13:49 | 3 |
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if I can keep my girlfriend out of my account,
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699.368 | | BIGQ::SILVA | http://www.ziplink.net/~glen/decplus/ | Wed Mar 05 1997 19:38 | 3 |
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ttlt: Helping out a frustrated co-worker with her load.
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699.369 | | BRAT::JENNISON | Angels Guide Me From The Clouds | Thu Mar 06 1997 14:14 | 1 |
| WOW
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699.370 | | BUSY::SLAB | Do you wanna bang heads with me? | Thu Mar 06 1997 14:21 | 3 |
|
What's so dirty-sounding about "WOW"?
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699.371 | | CONSLT::MCBRIDE | Idleness, the holiday of fools | Tue Mar 11 1997 19:49 | 1 |
| i lust fer yer tiny font
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699.372 | | NOTIME::SACKS | Gerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085 | Tue Mar 11 1997 19:53 | 1 |
| Does he practice Chinese font binding?
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699.373 | Did the Hale-Bopp again last night. | BUSY::SLAB | Baroque: when you're out of Monet | Tue Mar 25 1997 12:33 | 1 |
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699.374 | | SMARTT::JENNISON | And baby makes five | Tue Mar 25 1997 12:36 | 3 |
|
Hook, line, and sinker
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699.375 | | BUSY::SLAB | Be gone - you have no powers here | Tue Mar 25 1997 14:36 | 3 |
|
Well, knowing you, it wasn't a dirty phrase, so it belongs here.
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699.376 | | NOTIME::SACKS | Gerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085 | Mon Mar 31 1997 13:27 | 2 |
| > True to his word, whatshisface *did* try to impress
> Lady Di with his towing capacity.
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699.377 | | BIGQ::SILVA | http://www.ziplink.net/~glen/decplus/ | Tue Apr 08 1997 15:10 | 1 |
| I was pulling a TOPDOC::AHERN!
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699.378 | | ASGMKA::MARTIN | Concerto in 66 Movements | Tue Apr 08 1997 15:50 | 1 |
| Yeah...I guess I deserved that one!! :-)
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699.379 | You're filling up my Inbox | BUSY::SLAB | Act like you own the company | Mon Apr 14 1997 18:24 | 1 |
|
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699.380 | | ASGMKA::MARTIN | Concerto in 66 Movements | Mon Apr 21 1997 22:10 | 3 |
| Z On a lighter note, doctors have found a way to lick testicular
Z cancer.
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699.381 | | POLAR::RICHARDSON | A stranger in my own life | Mon Apr 21 1997 22:21 | 1 |
| I'm very glad they didn't find a way to beat it.
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699.382 | | BUSY::SLAB | As you wish | Tue Apr 22 1997 03:25 | 4 |
|
Jack, that would have been a better entry for "phrases that were
reworded to sound incredibly dirty".
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699.383 | | ASGMKA::MARTIN | Concerto in 66 Movements | Tue Apr 22 1997 15:52 | 1 |
| I know...but I figured I'd bite!! :-)
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699.384 | | POWDML::HANGGELI | Elvis Needs Boats | Tue Apr 22 1997 16:10 | 3 |
|
Ooh er.
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699.385 | gratification hasn't been defurred | SHOGUN::KOWALEWICZ | Are you from away? | Tue Apr 29 1997 11:34 | 5 |
|
Does this have something to do with not shaving?
kb
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699.386 | | BIGQ::SILVA | http://www.ziplink.net/~glen/decplus/ | Mon May 05 1997 16:25 | 8 |
| <<< BACK40::BACK40$DKA500:[NOTES$LIBRARY]SOAPBOX.NOTE;1 >>>
-< Soapbox. Just Soapbox. >-
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Note 80.6757 FOOD!!! 6757 of 6762
NOTIME::SACKS "Gerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085" 2 lines 5-MAY-1997 10:49
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This is the first time we've done it since we've had the kids. A good time
was had by all.
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699.387 | | BIGQ::SILVA | http://www.ziplink.net/~glen/decplus/ | Wed May 14 1997 20:41 | 8 |
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Note 121.711 Let's talk BEER... 711 of 713
SALEM::DODA "Just you wait..." 2 lines 14-MAY-1997 16:37
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take your frustrations out on your bone when you get back to that
doghouse there rover.
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699.388 | what's in the () goes with Jack's equipment??? | BIGQ::SILVA | http://www.ziplink.net/~glen/decplus/ | Thu May 15 1997 20:24 | 9 |
| <<< BACK40::BACK40$DKA500:[NOTES$LIBRARY]SOAPBOX.NOTE;1 >>>
-< Soapbox. Just Soapbox. >-
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Note 11.25553 Things to Like Today 25553 of 25554
ACISS1::BATTIS "Sniper Boy" 6 lines 15-MAY-1997 16:06
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Apparently, Jack has very antiquidated equipment, a PC. (sorry Dick).
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699.389 | | ACISS1::SCHELTERM | | Tue May 20 1997 14:07 | 5 |
| "and therefore won't get any strokes."
Mike
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699.390 | | MRPTH1::16.34.80.132::slab | labounty@mail.dec.com | Tue May 20 1997 15:43 | 3 |
|
> ttlt: it's cavity-filling nite!! i really like my dentist...
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699.391 | | BIGQ::SILVA | http://www.ziplink.net/~glen/decplus/ | Thu May 29 1997 13:19 | 9 |
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Note 14.14431 News Briefs 14431 of 14432
ACISS1::BATTIS "CNBC junkie" 2 lines 29-MAY-1997 08:31
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no, but he does favor the mailman.
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699.392 | | NOTIME::SACKS | Gerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085 | Fri May 30 1997 13:54 | 1 |
| They're great little pollinators, and they're just plain cute to watch.
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699.393 | | SALEM::DODA | Just you wait... | Fri Jun 06 1997 13:50 | 8 |
| <<< BACK40::BACK40$DKA500:[NOTES$LIBRARY]SOAPBOX.NOTE;1 >>>
-< Soapbox. Just Soapbox. >-
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Note 114.1725 HOME COMPUTING 1725 of 1725
ACISS1::BATTIS "Soapbox spelling champion 1997" 2 lines 6-JUN-1997 09:37
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gee, Dick sure gets around.
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