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671.1 | | CSLALL::SECURITY | MADHATTA | Wed Mar 06 1996 23:24 | 6 |
| In the 8th grade it was a big day when we all got our pictures back.
This girl was looking at mine and said (loudly) "David's fly is
down!!". The picture is still up on the wall in my parents' house and I
still feel stupid.
lunchbox
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671.2 | Really, Really Stupid | BSS::E_WALKER | The Friendly Talker | Wed Mar 06 1996 23:58 | 4 |
| One time I was at a bar and I picked up some girl who turned out
to be only 16, although I didn't realize this until she tried to rent a
motel room. And then, to make things worse, she stole all the towels
and I got the bill on my credit card.
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671.3 | | CSLALL::SECURITY | MADHATTA | Thu Mar 07 1996 00:24 | 3 |
| What's with the P-name change, ed? Are you turning over a new leaf?
lunchbox
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671.4 | | BSS::PROCTOR_R | Wallet full of eelskins | Thu Mar 07 1996 00:33 | 5 |
| > What's with the P-name change, ed? Are you turning over a new leaf?
nah; he just washed his hair, and decided what the hell, might as well
REALLY go all out...
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671.5 | | CSLALL::SECURITY | MADHATTA | Thu Mar 07 1996 00:37 | 2 |
| Well, a pebble dropped into the ocean causes a ripple that turns into a
wave, you know.
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671.6 | | BSS::TAYLOR_CH | sparky | Thu Mar 07 1996 00:39 | 5 |
| I do not think this is funny at all, Ed. I have never been so offended
in my entire life. Does anyone else find it objectionable for a grown
man to be bragging about his exploits with a teenaged girl? Sickos like
that need to be locked up.
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671.7 | | CSLALL::SECURITY | MADHATTA | Thu Mar 07 1996 00:42 | 8 |
| Actually, in most states the age of consent is 16. I believe Ed is in
Colorado, and if the law states that at the age of 16 a person is old
enough to understand sex and consent to it, Ed hasn't done anything
wrong, in the laws eyes, therefore he needn't be locked up. Personally,
I wouldn't go any younger than 18, but some kids grow up fast.
lunchbox
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671.8 | | BSS::TAYLOR_CH | sparky | Thu Mar 07 1996 00:50 | 3 |
| THAT'S IT ED. WE ARE
THROUGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AS FOR YOU MADHATTA, YOU BELONG IN THE SAME CELL WITH HIM!!!!!!
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671.9 | Whoops, how did Sparky get here? | BSS::E_WALKER | The Friendly Talker | Thu Mar 07 1996 00:51 | 1 |
| Uh, oh. speaking of stupid things I've done.....
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671.10 | | WMOIS::GIROUARD_C | | Thu Mar 07 1996 09:32 | 4 |
| what if Ed was only 18, or nineteen? i don't believe he stated how old
he was.
Go For It Ed!!!
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671.11 | want some candy little girl? | WAHOO::LEVESQUE | the dangerous type | Thu Mar 07 1996 11:30 | 6 |
| > One time I was at a bar and I picked up some girl who turned out
>to be only 16, although I didn't realize this until she tried to rent a
>motel room. And then, to make things worse, she stole all the towels
>and I got the bill on my credit card.
Oh, you stud, you.
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671.12 | | CONSLT::MCBRIDE | Keep hands & feet inside ride at all times | Thu Mar 07 1996 12:59 | 2 |
| I think the BSS:: crew are vying for positions as the new SUBURBians. I
see no close rivalries here. I think they are in.
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671.13 | pure jealousy. | BSS::PROCTOR_R | Wallet full of eelskins | Thu Mar 07 1996 13:48 | 7 |
| > I think the BSS:: crew are vying for positions as the new SUBURBians.
sticks and stones may break my keyboard, but words will never hurt me.
BTW: I drive a Sidekick. NOT a SUBURBan.
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671.14 | | ACISS1::BATTIS | pool shooting son of a gun | Thu Mar 07 1996 14:00 | 3 |
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all the idjits crawling out of the woodwork lately. they note up to
their IQ levels.
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671.15 | | CSC32::D_STUART | firefighting,wetstuffvsredstuff | Thu Mar 07 1996 14:15 | 1 |
| its also possible ed was 14 at the time
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671.16 | | NOTIME::SACKS | Gerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085 | Thu Mar 07 1996 14:16 | 1 |
| What was a 16-year-old doing in a bar?
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671.17 | | BUSY::SLABOUNTY | Don't like my p_n? 1-800-328-7448 | Thu Mar 07 1996 14:20 | 3 |
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Picking up drunk guys with money, of course.
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671.18 | Precocious down there | ASDG::HORTON | paving the info highway | Thu Mar 07 1996 16:42 | 8 |
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No problem in Delaware, where the age of consent is
(are you ready for this?)
SEVEN!
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671.19 | | CSLALL::SECURITY | MADHATTA | Thu Mar 07 1996 17:55 | 1 |
| Did you take note of that, Ed?
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671.20 | Will you be my friend? | BSS::PROCTOR_R | Wallet full of eelskins | Thu Mar 07 1996 18:12 | 8 |
| > No problem in Delaware, where the age of consent is
(are you ready for this?)
>SEVEN!
I'll be this makes the Delaware version of Mr. Roger's Neighborhood
REAL interesting...
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671.21 | | BIGQ::SILVA | Benevolent 'pedagogues' of humanity | Thu Mar 07 1996 18:25 | 4 |
|
Well, there are 7 deadly sins
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671.22 | pretty good, eh ? | BSS::PROCTOR_R | Wallet full of eelskins | Thu Mar 07 1996 18:31 | 5 |
| > Well, there are 7 deadly sins
sleepy, dopey, grumpy, bill, hillary, chelsea, and DOC!
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671.23 | | BUSY::SLABOUNTY | Don't like my p_n? 1-800-328-7448 | Thu Mar 07 1996 19:16 | 10 |
|
>No problem in Delaware, where the age of consent is
>(are you ready for this?)
>
>SEVEN!
Looks like it's time for a road trip!!
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671.24 | Sparky?!? | BSS::E_WALKER | The Friendly Talker | Thu Mar 07 1996 20:08 | 3 |
| Hey, look what I started! Sparky, where are you? It was just a
joke! Sparky? I know you're reading this. Please check your personal
mail. We need to talk.
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671.25 | | POLAR::RICHARDSON | Walloping Web Snappers! | Thu Mar 07 1996 20:09 | 1 |
| You also need dinner and a little dancing.
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671.26 | loser | BSS::TAYLOR_CH | sparky | Thu Mar 07 1996 20:16 | 3 |
| ED, I know you too well. YOUR entire life is a joke!
I HAVE NOTHING MORE TO Say to you. LEAVE ME ALONE.
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671.27 | and now back to our regularly scheduled note... | BSS::PROCTOR_R | Wallet full of eelskins | Thu Mar 07 1996 20:30 | 7 |
| ahem.
how about the Colorado Avalanche these days?
playin' pretty good! (except for the San Jose game the other night, got
stomped GOOD!)
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671.28 | | CSLALL::SECURITY | MADHATTA | Thu Mar 07 1996 20:37 | 3 |
| Why the Bruins didn't snag Patrick Roy after his little fiasco in
Montreal is beyond me. Colorado fans are to be congratulated for their
acquisition of the finest goaltender of all time.
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671.29 | | POLAR::RICHARDSON | Is that a brawer? | Thu Mar 07 1996 20:39 | 4 |
| {gag}
I was glad to see him go. Montreal did well, Roy is well past his
prime.
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671.30 | | SCASS1::BARBER_A | Smelly cat, it's not your fault | Thu Mar 07 1996 20:40 | 1 |
| I wonder if they snagged little Garrett McKinley?
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671.31 | | CSLALL::SECURITY | MADHATTA | Thu Mar 07 1996 20:46 | 2 |
| He plays in the IHL now, I believe. His fighting ability wasn't good
enough to keep old Garrett in the NHL.
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671.32 | | SCASS1::BARBER_A | Get back in the bag! | Thu Mar 07 1996 20:47 | 1 |
| -1 agagagagaga
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671.33 | | BIGQ::SILVA | Benevolent 'pedagogues' of humanity | Thu Mar 07 1996 20:50 | 9 |
| | <<< Note 671.29 by POLAR::RICHARDSON "Is that a brawer?" >>>
| {gag}
I see you still have your uvula, Glenn. :-)
| Roy is well past his prime.
I'd like to find that out err...first hand.... :-)
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671.34 | | CSLALL::SECURITY | MADHATTA | Thu Mar 07 1996 20:51 | 1 |
| You might want to call Stephan Richer, Glen.
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671.35 | | POLAR::RICHARDSON | Is that a brawer? | Thu Mar 07 1996 20:52 | 2 |
| There's another one I don't want to see in a Habs uniform again. So
talented and yet soooo lazy.
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671.36 | | CSLALL::SECURITY | MADHATTA | Thu Mar 07 1996 20:54 | 2 |
| The Habs did well picking up Stephan Quintal, though. Why the B's trade
away all of their young talant is beyond me. {sigh}
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671.37 | | BIGQ::SILVA | Benevolent 'pedagogues' of humanity | Thu Mar 07 1996 21:02 | 3 |
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It's easier to lose if they do that. They finally perfected it.
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671.38 | Red-faced for her! | NETCAD::CREEGAN | | Tue Mar 12 1996 12:27 | 3 |
| When my sister-in-law excitedly was showing off her new
Volvo and the woman she was showing it to constantly
referred to it as, "Martha's new vulva!"
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671.39 | | POLAR::RICHARDSON | Alrighty, bye bye then. | Tue Mar 12 1996 13:24 | 1 |
| Were they going to drive it to Vagina?
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671.40 | | NOTIME::SACKS | Gerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085 | Tue Mar 12 1996 13:28 | 1 |
| Via Intercourse, PA, no doubt.
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671.41 | | GAVEL::JANDROW | i think, therefore i have a headache | Tue Mar 12 1996 13:31 | 4 |
|
and into blue ball???
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671.42 | | SCASS1::EDITEX::MOORE | GetOuttaMyChair | Tue Mar 12 1996 18:38 | 3 |
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Vulva driving ?
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671.43 | %^o | POWDML::HANGGELI | Little Chamber of French Heaters | Tue Mar 12 1996 18:40 | 2 |
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671.44 | | BSS::SMITH_S | the rude dude | Tue Mar 12 1996 21:01 | 4 |
| re .42
I like drivin' 'em :)
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671.45 | | POLAR::RICHARDSON | Alrighty, bye bye then. | Tue Mar 12 1996 22:43 | 2 |
| <----- OH! BWAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA. OH! You're KILLING ME!!!
Oh GAWD!!! SO FUNNY!!!!
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671.46 | | BSS::SMITH_S | the rude dude | Tue Mar 12 1996 22:58 | 4 |
| > OH! You're KILLING ME!!!
Nice idea but the penalty 'round here is outragious.
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671.47 | | USAT02::HALLR | God loves even you! | Wed Mar 13 1996 01:06 | 1 |
| Intercourse, PA isn't so far from Cockeyville, MD...
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671.48 | | BSS::PROCTOR_R | Wallet full of eelskins | Wed Mar 13 1996 01:08 | 7 |
| > Intercourse, PA isn't so far from Cockeyville, MD...
given the note thread, is something to feel stupid about?
*8)
BTW: how do you get from one to the other?
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671.49 | | USAT02::HALLR | God loves even you! | Wed Mar 13 1996 01:32 | 1 |
| Route 69
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671.50 | | SCASS1::BARBER_A | You lie and your breath stank! | Wed Mar 13 1996 02:17 | 1 |
| Yes. It's very scenic.
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671.51 | | BSS::PROCTOR_R | Wallet full of eelskins | Thu Mar 14 1996 21:59 | 5 |
| > Yes. It's very scenic.
parts of it smell sorta fishy tho'...
must be the river water.
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