Conference back40::soapbox

    Barney goes to prison for tax evasion..
    
    and The Artist Formerly Known As a Real Bad Performer (and Bubba) are
    his cellmates.

    
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    Please, whatever you do, don't give up your day job. hth

    >>  Please, whatever you do, don't give up your day job. hth
    
    I don't have to; Cost Center Managers may do that for me.

    
        A drunk dies of alcoholism, but instead of leaving him in the
    	street he is transported to a lab in upstate New York ...
    	where he is gutted and fitted with an electronic control cent-
    	er to replace his organs.  Then he is unleashed onto NYC to
    	keep scum off the street.
    
    	Watch for "Hobocop" this fall.
    
    
    	A man is hired by the FBI (from his home of Russia) to be a
    	double agent in charge of letting the U.S. know what the U.S.S.R.
    	is doing as far as the arms race is concerned.  Due to his very
    	pleasant personality, he is adored by all his co-workers.
    
    	Watch for "Commie Dearest" this fall.
    
    
    	A teenager gets his license, and then sees a '58 Plymouth that
    	has survived the years unbelievably well ... no rot/rust, very
    	low miles, never been in an accident, etc.  He and the car are
    	the talk of the town.
    
    	Watch for "Pristine" this fall.
    
    
    	A group of teens have the summer off, and will spend it "going
    	boldly where no man has gone before" by driving to the other end
    	of the universe in their Buick.
    
    	Watch for "Tar Trek" this fall.


	A deranged doctor, armed with a scalpel, gets fed up with the
	insurance companies and their ridiculous malpractice fees, so
	he travels around the country slashing them to bits.

	Watch for "Incision USA" this fall.


	That crew from Mel's Diner is back for more outrageous fun when
	Mel's mother comes to visit, and is hired to do some of the cook-
	ing for the restaurant.  She gets ridiculed by one too many cust-
	omers and decides to get even.

	Watch for "Death Dish" this fall.


	While cruising around the galaxies, Luke Skywalker happens upon
	a planet full of luscious women.  Here his adventure starts as
	he attempts to satisfy every one of them.

	Watch for "Star Whores" this winter.


	Indiana Jones takes on yet another task, this time going to the
	outer reaches of Siberia to locate the lone "Fellareesy Tree"
	thought to have been cut down years ago.  Will he find it?

	Watch for "Raiders of the Lost Bark" this winter.


	That kooky Ma Bell!!  After all of her customers have switched
	to Nynex, she's noticed her profits falling.  But they'll regret
	it when they try to use the "complimentary" phones she sends
	them as initiative to return to her.  BOOM!!

	Watch for "Terror in the Dials" this winter.


	Aliens visit Earth, and accidentally sabotage the Avon factory
	when the fuel from their rocket ends up in the chemicals used to
	make the perfume.  You'll be squirming in your seats!!

	Watch for "Earth Girls are Queasy" this winter.


	Spuds McKenzie heads this all-star cast in a spoof of one of the
	wackiest movies of all time.  If you thought the original was bad,
	wait 'til you see this!!

	Watch for "Attack of the Killer Potatoes" this winter.


	Lee Iacocca gets canned for lousy sales, and starts his own motel
	chain.  One by one, his guests are run down by a battered '71 Dart,
	and no one can figure out what's going on!!

	Watch for "Chryco" coming this winter.

    how about.....
    
    "Mr. Clinton Goes Back to Arkansas"
    coming this fall to a theatre near you. (and not a moment too soon,
    either)
    
    a U.S. Senator is accused of drowning a woman after driving off a
    bridge on martha's vineyard in the movie....
    "The Bridges of Duke's County" 
    
    

    
    The Return of Ginger Lynn.
    Hereeeeeeessssssssssss Debby.
    
    plus a few others that I can`t remember...there are just to many of
    them.

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    How about "Soapbox Gets a Job" ?
    
    Naaaah, science fiction.
    
    ;^)
    

Laugh, as that lovable, laughable Easter bunny of acerbic wit Rambo takes on the Washington
Political Machine!

He's off again on a mapcap adventure as he torches the Congressional Record (a 78 that is badly
scratched), drives over the Whitehouse lawn, and completes the day by having a standoff at the 
BATF headquarters.

Gasp in amazement as R'bo jumps mountains of red tape and paperwork to save the last Darter Snail 
lying on the banks of the Cincinnati River (aflame, of course)..

Giggle as R'bo saunters down the halls of Congress asking plaintively "Where's the boy's room?"

Snicker as Hillary explains The Health Care Crisis.

Guffaw as Bill inhales for the first time. Jennifer Flowers doesn't.

Cheer as R'bo finally understands The True Meaning of Giving, Washington Style.

Yes, a thrill-an-hour epic.... 

    
    
    That certainly looks like it might be a good movie, 'pril!!!!
    

    Now, THAT annoys me.
    
    8)

    "The Sound of Moo Sick"  A musical version of Dr Gene Splicer's book
    about the BSE outbreak.