| T.R | Title | User | Personal
Name | Date | Lines |
|---|
| 631.1 | | WAHOO::LEVESQUE | memory canyon | Fri Jan 19 1996 14:15 | 1 |
| The Borg assimilated me & all I got was this lousy T-Shirt!
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| 631.2 | | WAHOO::LEVESQUE | memory canyon | Fri Jan 19 1996 14:47 | 5 |
| Lord grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change.The
courage to change the things I can.And the wisdom to hide the bodies of the
people
=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=I had to kill because they pissed me off=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
|
| 631.3 | | SMURF::BINDER | Eis qui nos doment vescimur. | Fri Jan 19 1996 14:52 | 4 |
| ===================================================================
Brief is good. If you can't make me laugh in less than four lines,
don't bother. xxxxxxxx@xxx.com
===================================================================
|
| 631.4 | | EVMS::MORONEY | Operation Foot Bullet | Fri Jan 19 1996 15:08 | 3 |
| One I saw a while back:
"I am Pentium of Borg. Division is futile. You will be approximated."
|
| 631.5 | | MKOTS3::JMARTIN | I press on toward the goal | Fri Jan 19 1996 15:25 | 1 |
| Our aim is to keep this place clean. Your aim will help!
|
| 631.6 | ready... aim... | CSSREG::BROWN | Common Sense Isn't | Fri Jan 19 1996 15:32 | 1 |
| We aim to please. You aim too, please.
|
| 631.7 | | TROOA::trp669.tro.dec.com::Chris | I come in peace | Fri Jan 19 1996 16:28 | 1 |
| ;-((( The last two notes reminded me of !Joan
|
| 631.8 | | BROKE::RAM | | Fri Jan 19 1996 16:28 | 3 |
|
I would like to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather,
not screaming in terror like his passengers.
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| 631.9 | | GRANPA::MWANNEMACHER | be nice, be happy | Fri Jan 19 1996 17:30 | 3 |
|
This is not a wigwam where you can beat your tom tom,
it's just a teepee where you can go peepee......
|
| 631.10 | | LIOS01::BARNES | | Fri Jan 19 1996 17:55 | 3 |
|
"We are determined to save money, no matter how much it costs......."
|
| 631.11 | | CSLALL::HENDERSON | We shall behold Him! | Fri Jan 19 1996 18:23 | 3 |
|
"submit your ideas for paperwork reduction, in triplicate to..."
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| 631.12 | | SOLVIT::KRAWIECKI | Zebras.. doomed to extinction | Fri Jan 19 1996 18:25 | 10 |
|
>"submit your ideas for paperwork reduction, in triplicate to..."
The Dept. of Redundancy Dept.
Thank you...
|
| 631.13 | | BUSY::SLABOUNTY | Don't like my p_n? 1-800-328-7448 | Fri Jan 19 1996 20:13 | 5 |
|
Eesh.
.SIG's, people, not SIGNS!!!!
|
| 631.14 | | AIMHI::RAUH | I survived the Cruel Spa | Fri Jan 19 1996 22:20 | 8 |
| -'Eat Here n Get Gas'
-Caution Fish Crossing Road. Actual sign seen in Ohio someplace.:)
Stay in school and get a head.
|
| 631.15 | | SX4GTO::OLSON | DBTC Palo Alto | Sat Jan 20 1996 02:56 | 6 |
| ----------------------------------------------------------------------
If it's good for ancient druids
runnin' nekkid through the wuids
drinkin' strange fermented fluids
then it's good enough fer me! [real contact info omitted]
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| 631.16 | | SHRCTR::PJOHNSON | aut disce, aut discede | Sat Jan 20 1996 10:22 | 2 |
| These opinions are all my own since I never know what my employer is
thinking!
|
| 631.17 | | CBHVAX::CBH | Lager Lout | Sun Jan 21 1996 13:16 | 2 |
| ------------------------------------------------------------------------------
I am Pentium of Borg. Division is futile, you will be approxmiated.
|
| 631.18 | | BUSY::SLABOUNTY | Don't like my p_n? 1-800-328-7448 | Mon Jan 22 1996 13:27 | 3 |
|
Repeat!!
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| 631.19 | | POLAR::RICHARDSON | Captain Dunsel | Mon Jan 22 1996 13:34 | 1 |
| <--- I don't like that one.
|
| 631.20 | | BUSY::SLABOUNTY | Don't like my p_n? 1-800-328-7448 | Mon Jan 22 1996 13:51 | 6 |
|
Oh yeah? Well, how about this one:
Pete and Repeat were in a boat and Pete fell out. Who was left
in the boat?
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| 631.21 | | CSLALL::HENDERSON | We shall behold Him! | Mon Jan 22 1996 13:53 | 3 |
|
What was who doing on the boat and how did he get there?
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| 631.22 | | MIMS::WILBUR_D | | Mon Jan 22 1996 13:56 | 6 |
|
Apollo 13? I haven't even seen 1-12 yet!
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| 631.23 | | WAHOO::LEVESQUE | memory canyon | Mon Jan 22 1996 16:06 | 11 |
| \\''''//
(0 0)
@----oOO---------(_)-----------------*
|"The more I learn, the more humbled |
| I become by what I don't know" |
|(I don't like big .sig ..., for now)|
@-----------------------------oOO----*
|__|__|
|| ||
ooO Ooo
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| 631.24 | | WAHOO::LEVESQUE | memory canyon | Mon Jan 22 1996 16:07 | 9 |
| +------------------------------------------------------------------------------+
| "I have come to the conclusion that one useless man is called a disgrace; |
| that two or more are called a law firm; and that three or more become |
| a Congress. And by God I have had _this_ Congress!"
|
| -- John Adams
|
+------------------------------------------------------------------------------+
|
| 631.25 | | TRLIAN::MIRAB1::REITH | If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing | Mon Jan 22 1996 16:11 | 4 |
|
> What was who doing on the boat and how did he get there?
Must've been during the baseball strike.
|
| 631.26 | | EDSCLU::JAYAKUMAR | | Mon Jan 22 1996 17:46 | 1 |
| "NetCop gave a ticket. This one was speeding"
|
| 631.27 | | TROOA::PIGGOT | | Wed Jan 24 1996 14:20 | 5 |
|
.23
That is the root of true wisdom...
|
| 631.28 | | WAHOO::LEVESQUE | memory canyon | Wed Jan 24 1996 18:26 | 8 |
| XXX@XXX.com
Watson Industrial Software
Toronto, Ontario, Canada
____________________________
Q. How do you start a small business in Canada?
A. Start a large business, and wait ...
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| 631.29 | | WAHOO::LEVESQUE | memory canyon | Wed Jan 24 1996 18:43 | 3 |
| "Existing order thrives upon ignorance and lies. Objective truth
and individual reason are feared above all."
|
| 631.30 | | HIGHD::FLATMAN | Give2TheMegan&KennethCollegeFund | Wed Jan 24 1996 20:37 | 29 |
|
"Dogs crawl under Gates,
Software crawls under Windows.
Be the future: Use OS/2"
Although it probably belongs more appropriately under ASCII art, I saw the
following used as someone's .sig:
| \ \ | |/ /
| |\ `' ' /
| ;'aorta \ / , pulmonary
| ; _, | / / , arteries
superior | | ( `-.;_,-' '-' ,
vena cava | `, `-._ _,-'_
|,-`. `.) ,<_,-'_, pulmonary
,' `. / ,' `;-' _, veins
; `./ /`, \-'
| right / | ;\ |\
| atrium ;_,._|_, `, ' \
| \ \ ` `,
` __ ` \ left ;,
\ ,' ` \, ventricle
\_( ;, ;;
| \ `;, ;;
inferior | |`. `;;, ;'
vena cava | | `-. ;;;;,;'
| | |`-.._ ,;;;;;'
| | | | ``';;;' FL
aorta
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| 631.31 | | POLAR::RICHARDSON | Captain Dunsel | Wed Jan 24 1996 20:43 | 1 |
| <--- that's cool.
|
| 631.32 | | WAHOO::LEVESQUE | memory canyon | Mon Jan 29 1996 16:12 | 4 |
| | It takes nine months to make a baby, no matter
| how many pregnant women are assigned to the task.
| -Fred Brooks
|
| 631.33 | | WAHOO::LEVESQUE | memory canyon | Mon Jan 29 1996 16:21 | 7 |
| ************************************************************************
Who's walked it like he talked it for more than 40 years. Might not
always have been the right path but his footprints are in sawdust, not
printer's ink. Facts similarly accumulated welcome whether in agreement
or not..... He doesn't claim to know it all 'cause he's not thru walking
yet.
************************************************************************
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| 631.34 | | WAHOO::LEVESQUE | memory canyon | Mon Jan 29 1996 16:41 | 2 |
| If all it takes is an infinite number of monkeys with typewriters,
how come AOL haven't written any Shakespeare yet ?
|
| 631.35 | | HIGHD::FLATMAN | Give2TheMegan&KennethCollegeFund | Mon Jan 29 1996 16:58 | 4 |
| Every 4 seconds a woman has a
baby. Our problem is to find
this woman and stop her.
-- Unknown
|
| 631.37 | | LANDO::OLIVER_B | mz morality sez... | Mon Jan 29 1996 19:56 | 1 |
| one that pops when you light it.
|
| 631.36 | | EVMS::MORONEY | Operation Foot Bullet | Mon Jan 29 1996 20:06 | 6 |
| Meaningless if the only quark you know of is on Deep Space Nine, otherwise
amusing...
"Truth decays into beauty, while beauty soon becomes merely charm. Charm ends
up as strangeness, and even that doesn't last... but up and down are forever.
- The Laws of Physics"
|
| 631.38 | | PENUTS::DDESMAISONS | person B | Mon Jan 29 1996 20:21 | 4 |
|
.36 not to be confused with top and bottom, which are infinitely
more unstable.
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| 631.39 | | WAHOO::LEVESQUE | memory canyon | Tue Jan 30 1996 10:34 | 21 |
| .
|` o o o
/\ / \ o oo
\ \ / \ oo o
{ \ _____' `~~~~------___ o o
{ ~~~~~~~ ~ ` o
\ //// ,,,,,) __ oo
/ /~~~~-, ,---- / (__) o
\/ \/ `---; -___ ^^^^^) //====--//(_)
/ ' ~~~~~~~ \\
' /
'._.' Flee Fleance!
And Now... A classic French Proverb
"Wine wears no breeches!
Yes ladies and gentleman, it appears that wine is naked from the waist
down!
Don't you just love the French.
|
| 631.40 | | SMURF::WALTERS | | Tue Jan 30 1996 12:02 | 2 |
| <- Sank-u lots for that one.
|
| 631.41 | | WAHOO::LEVESQUE | memory canyon | Tue Jan 30 1996 17:35 | 3 |
| It is better to know some of the questions than all of the answers.-
James Thurber
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| 631.42 | | HIGHD::FLATMAN | Give2TheMegan&KennethCollegeFund | Tue Jan 30 1996 22:05 | 5 |
| _/_/_/ _/ _/ _/ _/ http://xxxx.xx.xx.xx/xxxxxxxxx/
_/ _/ _/ _/ _/ _/ xxxx.xxxxxxx@xxxxx.xxxxxx.xx.xx
_/_/_/ _/_/_/ _/ _/ The two most common things in the
_/ _/ _/ _/ _/_/_/ universe are hydrogen and stupidity.
|
| 631.43 | | WAHOO::LEVESQUE | memory canyon | Wed Jan 31 1996 11:21 | 3 |
| "Although self-employed, my opinions are not necessarily those of my
employer."
|
| 631.44 | | WAHOO::LEVESQUE | memory canyon | Fri Feb 02 1996 12:03 | 8 |
| Ski & Rec report: http://members.gnn.com/jkh/tahoe.htm
Home Page: http://members.gnn.com/jkh/index.htm
Adaptive Ski School: http://members.gnn.com/jkh/tass.htm
,_ o
/ //\,
\>> |
\\, \
|
| 631.45 | | WAHOO::LEVESQUE | memory canyon | Tue Feb 06 1996 13:00 | 7 |
| 631.46 | | POWDML::HANGGELI | Little Chamber of Tear-Off Bottoms | Tue Feb 06 1996 19:08 | 5 |
|
o \ o / _ o __| \ / |__ o _ \ o / o
/|\ | /\ ___\o \o | o/ o/__ /\ | /|\
/ \ / \ | \ /) | ( \ /o\ / ) | (\ / | / \ / \
|
| 631.47 | | SOLVIT::KRAWIECKI | Less politicians, more warriors | Tue Feb 06 1996 19:09 | 4 |
|
Very nice round-off mz_deb!!!!
|
| 631.48 | | LANDO::OLIVER_B | mz morality sez... | Tue Feb 06 1996 19:09 | 1 |
| that's cool!
|
| 631.49 | | BUSY::SLABOUNTY | Don't like my p_n? 1-800-328-7448 | Tue Feb 06 1996 19:15 | 8 |
|
Cartwheel, I believe.
The figure ends up facing the same way [s]he was facing when [s]he
started.
A round-off would have him/her facing to the left, I believe.
|
| 631.50 | | PENUTS::DDESMAISONS | person B | Tue Feb 06 1996 19:19 | 2 |
|
.49 our resident head-over-heels expert speaks.
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| 631.51 | | SOLVIT::KRAWIECKI | Less politicians, more warriors | Tue Feb 06 1996 19:22 | 10 |
| re: .49
>Cartwheel, I believe.
>A round-off would have him/her facing to the left, I believe.
You are correct in that it's a cartwheel... a round-off is the same
although the legs come together at the top and stay that way until you
land...
|
| 631.52 | | BIGQ::SILVA | Benevolent 'pedagogues' of humanity | Tue Feb 06 1996 19:25 | 13 |
|
And the judges all say:
6.0 6.0 6.0 6.0 6.0 6.0 6.0 6.0 5.5 6.0
The 5.5 was from Binder. You should have used an Apple product.
|
| 631.53 | | LANDO::OLIVER_B | mz morality sez... | Tue Feb 06 1996 19:30 | 1 |
| jaysus, talk about ANALyzing every little thing to death!
|
| 631.54 | | PENUTS::DDESMAISONS | person B | Tue Feb 06 1996 19:32 | 5 |
|
> <<< Note 631.52 by BIGQ::SILVA "Benevolent 'pedagogues' of humanity" >>>
aagagagag.
|
| 631.55 | | BUSY::SLABOUNTY | Don't like my p_n? 1-800-328-7448 | Tue Feb 06 1996 19:36 | 13 |
|
RE: Bonnie
Hey, you never know ... it could make a difference.
Let's suppose a friend of yours has been kidnapped, and as "ransom"
the kidnapper forces you to do a cartwheel before [s]he lets your
friend go. If you fail, BOOM. Your friend's head gets blown off.
Now, if you end up doing a round-off instead of the required cart-
wheel, hoo boy, I'd hate to be your friend. ESPECIALLY if it were
me that was kidnapped.
|
| 631.56 | | POWDML::HANGGELI | Little Chamber of Tear-Off Bottoms | Wed Feb 07 1996 23:46 | 3 |
|
"I'm driving a company car on the Information Superhighway."
|
| 631.57 | | BIGQ::SILVA | Benevolent 'pedagogues' of humanity | Thu Feb 08 1996 10:00 | 7 |
| | <<< Note 631.56 by POWDML::HANGGELI "Little Chamber of Tear-Off Bottoms" >>>
| "I'm driving a company car on the Information Superhighway."
You're driving a car down rt 128????? :-)
|
| 631.58 | | WAHOO::LEVESQUE | memory canyon | Thu Feb 08 1996 11:08 | 2 |
| // "Daddy, why can't my magnet pick up this floppy disk?"
|
| 631.59 | | WAHOO::LEVESQUE | memory canyon | Thu Feb 08 1996 11:20 | 5 |
| * "Who is out there to inspire us with a
* personal example of virtue and self
* sacrifice in the name of a higher good?"
- CALVIN
|
| 631.60 | | WAHOO::LEVESQUE | memory canyon | Thu Feb 08 1996 11:53 | 6 |
|
"A common mistake that people make when trying to design something
completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete
fools."
Douglas Adams
|
| 631.61 | | EVMS::MORONEY | Never underestimate the power of human stupidity | Thu Feb 08 1996 15:49 | 3 |
| Sort of summarized in current personal_name.
"Never underestimate the power of human stupidity."
|
| 631.62 | | WAHOO::LEVESQUE | memory canyon | Fri Feb 09 1996 11:13 | 5 |
| --
Play by the Rules:
Rule# 1 Ski Fast, Take Chances
Rule #2 Whiners go to Daycare
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| 631.63 | | WAHOO::LEVESQUE | memory canyon | Mon Feb 12 1996 10:51 | 16 |
| \|/ ____ \|/ _ _ ` _ '
//// @~/ ,. \~@ o' \,=./ `o - (_) -
(o -) /_( \__/ )_\ (o o) ' `
+-----------ooO--(_)--Ooo-----\__U_/----ooO--(_)--Ooo-----------------+
^ ^
^ .d8888b. d8b 888 888 ^
^ d88P Y88b Y8P 888 888 ^
^ 888 888 888 888 ^
^ 888 888d888 888 888888 888888 .d88b. 888d888 ^
^ 888 888P" 888 888 888 d8P Y8b 888P" My Karma ^
^ 888 888 888 888 888 888 88888888 888 ran over your ^
^ Y88b d88P 888 888 Y88b. Y88b. Y8b. 888 Dogma! ^
^ "Y8888P" 888 888 "Y888 "Y888 "Y8888 888 ^
^ ^
+---------------------------------------------------------------------+
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| 631.64 | | MKOTS3::JMARTIN | Madison...5'2'' 95 lbs. | Mon Feb 12 1996 13:44 | 1 |
| Reminds me of Petticoat Junction of Mars!
|
| 631.65 | | SOLVIT::KRAWIECKI | He's no lackey!! He's a toady!! | Mon Feb 12 1996 16:52 | 8 |
|
>Rule# 1 Ski Fast, Take Chances
But of course!! Reconstructive surgery has made gigantic strides in
recent years!!
|
| 631.66 | | POWDML::HANGGELI | Little Chamber of Valentines | Wed Feb 14 1996 13:37 | 70 |
|
I hope this guy only uses this .sig one day a year 8^).
******************************************************************************
Love feeds on many kinds of food, I know, |In sailing o'er lifes ocean wide
Some love for rank and some for duty |No doubt the heart should be
Some give their love away for empty show | your only guide;
While others love for youth and beauty |But it is awkward when you find
To love for money all the world is prone |A heart that does not know its
Some love themselves and live all lonely...| mind!!
Give me the love that loves for love alone!|-------------------------------
I love that love, I love it only! $ &&&&& |It were profanity
$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ &&&&& |For all humanity
Thy love is like a ray That dies within a day |To treat as vanity
If such thy love, oh shame! |The sway of love
Call it by other name! |In no locality
Thy love is but a flower that fades within an hour |Or principality
If such thy love, oh shame! |Is our mortality
Call it by other name! |Its sway above!
It is not love! It is not love! ****************************************
************************************ The god of day, the orb of love
Never mind the why and wherefore * Has hung his ensign high above
Love can level ranks and therefore * The sky is all ablaze!
...Let the air with joy be laden! ****************************************
Rend with songs the air above! % Oh here is love! And here is truth!
For the union of the maiden % And here is food for joyous laughter!
With the man who owns her love! % He will be faithful to his sooth
%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% Till we are wed
---or my personal favorite (for obvious reasons)% And even after!!
I cannot tell what this love may be %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%
That cometh to all, but not to me! % If you'll marry me, I'll dig for
It cannot be blithe, as they'd imply % you and rake for you
Or why do these ladies sigh? % If you'll marry me, I'll scrub
It cannot be joy and rapture deep % for you and bake for you
Or why do these gentle maidens weep? % If you'll marry me, all others
It cannot be blissful, as 'tis said % I'll forsake for you
Or why are their eyes so wondrous red?% All this will I do, If you marry me
Though everywhere true love I see &&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&
A-coming to all, but not to me! & You very, very plain old man
I cannot tell what this love may be! & I love, I love you madly!
For I am blithe and I am gay, & You very plain old man,
While they sit sighing night and day& I love you ma-a-dly!
Think of the gulfs twixt them and me& (I am a very deaf old man, and hear
Fa la la la la la! and Miserie!!!! & you very badly...)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~& You very plain old man,
Here they come, the couple plighted! & She loves you ma-a-dly!!!
On life's journey gaily start them &&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&
Man and maid for aye united [ Rapture, rapture
Till divorce or death shall part them[ When love's votary
[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[ Flushed with capture
When a merry maiden marries [ Seeks the notary!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sorrow goes, and pleasure tarries [ Joy and jollity !Oh fool that fleest
Every sound becomes a song [ Then is polity !My hallowed joys
All is right, and nothing's wrong! [ Reigns Frivolity!Oh blind that seest
{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{[ Rapture, rapture!No equipoise
If we're weak enough to tarry @ ^^^^^^__________________!O rash that judgest
Ere we marry @ Oh, my joy, my pride !From half the whole
You and I @ My delight to hide !O base that grugest
Of the feeling I inspire @ Let us sing, aside !Loves lightest dole
You may tire @ What in truth we feel!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
By and by... @ Let us whisper low ^ I love him!
@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ Of our love's glad glow^ I love him!
By the rules of this fair spot++ Lest the truth we show ^ With fervour
I'm his wife, and you are not ++ We would fain conceal^ unceasing
By this golden wedding ring ++^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ I worship and
I'm his wife, and you're a "thing" ++ ****************** madly adore!!!
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++************************************
|
| 631.67 | I like it anyway....:) | SUBPAC::SADIN | Freedom isn't free. | Wed Feb 14 1996 18:51 | 11 |
| -----------------------------------------------------------
"No one ever has a "RIGHT" to anyone else's efforts,
regardless of their alleged needs". (Anatol Otway ca. 1995)
99.6% of all handguns in America will NOT be used to
commit a crime this year. ^^^
For every gun death, 65 lives are protected, armed citizens
apprehend criminals 7-10 times more often than law enforcement
officers, and with a 5 times better, safety record.
There are 56 million corpses due to "gun control", are you
washing your hands with any of this blood?
-----------------------------------------------------------
|
| 631.68 | | 30188::OLIVER_B | mz morality sez... | Wed Feb 14 1996 18:56 | 3 |
| |There are 56 million corpses due to "gun control"...
now that _is_ amusing!
|
| 631.69 | | ACISS1::SCHELTER | | Wed Feb 14 1996 20:05 | 5 |
| .69's can be amusing
Slim
|
| 631.70 | | NOTIME::SACKS | Gerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085 | Mon Feb 19 1996 15:22 | 4 |
| From someone named Adrienne Buttafuoco:
yes, it is
no, I'm not
|
| 631.71 | | NOTIME::SACKS | Gerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085 | Tue Mar 12 1996 18:03 | 2 |
| Veni, Vidi, Velcro
(I came, I saw, I stuck around)
|
| 631.72 | | WAHOO::LEVESQUE | beware the Ides | Mon Mar 18 1996 11:21 | 5 |
| May I walk in beauty. Make my eyes | | oOO
ever behold the red and purple sunset. | | _____ OO
Make my hands respect the things you have+--------------------|(_/-\_)..
made, and my ears sharp to your voice - Chief Yellow Lark |==(0).
|
| 631.73 | | VMSNET::M_MACIOLEK | Four54 Camaro/Only way to fly | Mon Mar 18 1996 18:30 | 23 |
| ** Automatically generated keywords -- ignore below this line! **
machine gun PLO BATF heroin kiddie-porn molatov espionage methamphetamine M60
or
|------------------------------------------------------------------------|
| FEDGOON - SPOOK BAIT - FILTER LIST |
|------------------------------------------------------------------------|
| NWO, New World Order, Militia, God, Christian, Constitution, |
| UN, United Nations, Government Abuse, WACO, ANFO, Conspiracy, |
| Crematoriums, Concentration Camps, Black Helos, KLINTON, BIO-CHIP, |
| Communist, Ruby Ridge, Weaver, Horiuchi, Bomb, BATF/NAZI, FBI/KGB |
| "BEGIN PGP MESSAGE", NSA, Terrorist, Deuterium, Uranium, Plutonium, |
| CIA, Assassinate, Overthrow, Insurrection, DEA, Drug Shipment, Kilos, |
| Auto Sear, Explosives, Ammonium Nitrate, Fuel Oil, Diesel Fuel, |
| Dynamite, Silencer, Unreported Income, IRS, Tax Evasion, ACT |
| Marijuana, Methamphetamine, Crack, Cocaine, LSD, ... |
| |
| CLINTON/HITLER, BATF/NAZI, FBI/KGB, CLINTON/HITLER |
| LIBERAL = LIAR |
| ** Any Questions ** |
|------------------------------------------------------------------------|
|
| 631.74 | | SCASS1::EDITEX::MOORE | GetOuttaMyChair | Fri Mar 22 1996 03:45 | 7 |
|
MadMike,
Go drive that dirtmobile.
;^)
|
| 631.75 | FBI CIA DEA BATF | VMSNET::M_MACIOLEK | Four54 Camaro/Only way to fly | Fri Mar 22 1996 13:47 | 29 |
| re: Note 631.74 by SCASS1::EDITEX::MOORE
nevermind the dirtmobile, check out my pitcrew!
****************************************************************************
___________________
/ | | \
/ | | \
_________ ________ _________
|__.____.____.____.____.____._|
/ ====== Z28 ======= \
| 94 MadMike's Dirtmobile 94 |
| _______________________________ |
|\___________|______|____________ |
|_________| Go Bill |_________|
****************************************************************************
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(*)(*)
). ( <---- @?@ MadMike's Sunday PitCrew.
( v ) O
\| / This sig violates the Communications Decency Act!
%% "PGP: It's not just for paranoids anymore." -- Andrew C. Bulhak
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| 631.76 | | TROOA::BUTKOVICH | Chrisbert Inc | Fri Mar 22 1996 13:50 | 1 |
| those sure are some funny looking feet!
|
| 631.77 | | NOTIME::SACKS | Gerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085 | Mon Mar 25 1996 14:10 | 3 |
| Any advertisements sent to any of my email accounts will be billed $25 per
message, $1 per character, including all header lines. No exceptions. Sending
such mail constitutes agreement to these terms.
|
| 631.78 | | BUSY::SLABOUNTY | She never told me she was a mime | Mon Mar 25 1996 14:14 | 5 |
|
RE: Gerald
Whose sig is that? How many guesses do I get? 8^)
|
| 631.79 | | NOTIME::SACKS | Gerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085 | Mon Mar 25 1996 14:18 | 1 |
| Nobody I'd heard of.
|
| 631.80 | | POWDML::HANGGELI | Little Chamber of Full Body Frisks | Tue Mar 26 1996 12:45 | 8 |
|
Xxxx Xxxxxxx ) _Y___ _,o $_--_--_$
Cyclist, Violist, TeXnician ) ///// \ _`\<,_ |:::O:::|
xxxxxx.xxxx@xxxxxxxxxx.xxx ) |o#o|{}-..__(_)/ (_)__... |:::O:::|
===> Work to eat ... Eat to live ... Live to bike ... Bike to work
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| 631.81 | | TROOA::BUTKOVICH | I am NOT a wind stealer! | Thu Apr 04 1996 18:13 | 5 |
| | "A sharp axe is dangerous in the hands of a blind----------
| woodsman."
- John L. Gill, Design & Analysis of Cleveland --
Experiments in the Animal and Medical Sciences
like in Ohio.|
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| 631.82 | | WAHOO::LEVESQUE | put the opening in back | Fri Apr 05 1996 11:30 | 6 |
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| 631.83 | | POWDML::HANGGELI | Little Chamber of Full Body Frisks | Fri Apr 05 1996 12:46 | 3 |
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<-- see .46 8^p!
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| 631.84 | | NOTIME::SACKS | Gerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085 | Thu Apr 18 1996 13:31 | 3 |
| It's not a .sig, but it's close enough:
% Organization: The Disgruntled Postal Employees
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| 631.85 | | WAHOO::LEVESQUE | Hudson chainsaw swingset massacre | Thu Apr 18 1996 13:32 | 1 |
| take it to the tautology topic
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| 631.86 | | AIMHI::RAUH | I survived the Cruel Spa | Mon May 20 1996 20:08 | 3 |
| Local law office of Kahn and Brown with someone writing in, Gangus,
Kahn, and Brown , attornies at lawless.:)
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| 631.87 | Awww.... | TROOA::BUTKOVICH | why do birds suddenly appear... | Mon Aug 12 1996 14:09 | 7 |
| ___
{~. .~}
{ x } "When all else fails...
()_~~~_() ... hug your teddy."
(_)-(_)
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| 631.88 | | GAVEL::JANDROW | i think, therefore i have a headache | Mon Aug 12 1996 16:29 | 6 |
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can i have that!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!!?!???
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| 631.89 | | CTHU26::S_BURRIDGE | | Fri Sep 20 1996 19:00 | 2 |
| 631.90 | | SHRCTR::PJOHNSON | aut disce, aut discede | Sun Sep 22 1996 02:39 | 5 |
| 631.91 | | WAHOO::LEVESQUE | drinking life to the lees | Mon Sep 30 1996 15:14 | 4 |
| 631.92 | | EVMS::MORONEY | YOU! Out of the gene pool! | Wed Oct 02 1996 15:44 | 19 |
| 631.93 | | POWDML::HANGGELI | sweet & juicy on the inside | Wed Oct 02 1996 15:46 | 3 |
| 631.94 | | BUSY::SLAB | Sufferin' since suffrage | Wed Oct 02 1996 15:56 | 5 |
| 631.95 | | BRITE::FYFE | Use it up, wear it out, make it do, or do without. | Wed Oct 02 1996 17:15 | 2 |
| 631.96 | | BUSY::SLAB | Supra = idiot driver magnet | Wed Oct 02 1996 17:15 | 3 |
| 631.97 | | WAHOO::LEVESQUE | drinking life to the lees | Fri Oct 04 1996 12:48 | 6 |
| 631.98 | | WAHOO::LEVESQUE | Spott itj | Thu Nov 14 1996 10:59 | 4 |
| 631.99 | | BUSY::SLAB | Thailboat!! | Thu Nov 14 1996 13:48 | 3 |
| 631.100 | Thx Doctah | MKOTS3::JMARTIN | Be A Victor..Not a Victim! | Thu Nov 14 1996 14:52 | 12 |
| 631.101 | | LANDO::OLIVER_B | | Thu Nov 14 1996 14:59 | 1 |
| 631.102 | | WAHOO::LEVESQUE | Spott Itj | Mon Dec 02 1996 14:24 | 18 |
| 631.103 | | EVMS::MORONEY | The Thing in the Basement. | Thu Dec 05 1996 16:53 | 8 |
| 631.104 | | BUSY::SLAB | Don't drink the (toilet) water. | Thu Dec 05 1996 16:55 | 4 |
| 631.105 | | POLAR::RICHARDSON | Patented Problem Generator | Thu Dec 05 1996 17:00 | 1 |
| 631.106 | | TROOA::BUTKOVICH | turn and face the strange | Tue Mar 18 1997 14:44 | 13 |
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| 631.107 | | BIGQ::SILVA | http://www.ziplink.net/~glen/decplus/ | Tue Mar 18 1997 16:39 | 21 |
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| 631.108 | | BUSY::SLAB | Baroque: when you're out of Monet | Tue Mar 18 1997 16:46 | 3 |
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Don't have a cow, ma ... I'll be back in time for grazing!
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