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Conference back40::soapbox

Title:Soapbox. Just Soapbox.
Notice:No more new notes
Moderator:WAHOO::LEVESQUEONS
Created:Thu Nov 17 1994
Last Modified:Fri Jun 06 1997
Last Successful Update:Fri Jun 06 1997
Number of topics:862
Total number of notes:339684

565.0. "Terrorism - Train Wreck" by MIMS::SANDERS_J () Tue Oct 10 1995 16:36

    Has the Unabomber upheld his pledge not to bomb anymore by switching
    methods?  Or, is this something else?  
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565.1NETCAD::WOODFORDAndMilesToGoBeforeISleep.Tue Oct 10 1995 16:404
    
    
    Oh, it's something else all right.....
    
565.2POLAR::RICHARDSONPettin' & Sofa Settin'Tue Oct 10 1995 16:421
    The unibomber has switched to red herrings.
565.3"Terrorism"?DECWIN::RALTOAt the heart of the beastTue Oct 10 1995 16:5210
    Well, do we know yet that this is terrorism at all, i.e., that
    it has political motivation or is a socio-political reaction to
    anything?
    
    Or could it "simply" be sabotage by a vindictive former employee,
    or just some sociopathic sicko with a train set at home who wanted
    to play "wreck the train" on a larger model?  Or something else
    entirely?
    
    Chris
565.4CSC32::M_EVANSnothing's going to bring him backTue Oct 10 1995 16:534
    To wholesale for the Unabomber.  He or she seems to prefer retail
    murder, whereas this was attempted Wholesale murder.
    
    meg
565.5CONSLT::MCBRIDEReformatted to fit your screenTue Oct 10 1995 16:541
    It was Gomez Addams.  Got bored with the play train set.  
565.6CSLALL::HENDERSONRed Sox..the tradition continuesTue Oct 10 1995 16:576
>    It was Gomez Addams.  Got bored with the play train set.  



   Hey, I was going to say that!
565.7Great maniacal gleam in his eyeDECWIN::RALTOAt the heart of the beastTue Oct 10 1995 17:005
    re: Gomez
    
    I was thinking that too, but I sure wasn't going to say it! :-)
    
    Chris
565.8GRANPA::MWANNEMACHERNRA fighting for our RIGHTSTue Oct 10 1995 17:014
    
    
    
    Anyone hear slick talk again.  He's going to keep us safe.  barf.....
565.9non dare call it conspiracyCSC32::M_EVANSnothing's going to bring him backTue Oct 10 1995 17:124
    Interesting conspritorial note.
    
    George will had an editorial in the local rag about how horrible Amtrak
    is for the country,  could it be coincidance?
565.10CSLALL::HENDERSONRed Sox..the tradition continuesTue Oct 10 1995 17:1512



  I'd hate to see Amtrak go. I love train travel.  Unfortunately its one of 
 those things that the gubmit can't afford to continue to support, and it
 is not making any money on it's own.  'tis a shame.




 Jim
565.11They must have been drinkingDOCTP::KELLERListen to the music play...Tue Oct 10 1995 18:018
I heard yesterday that the FBI and the BATF are investigating this train 
wreck.  Why is the BATF apart of this?  I didn't hear about any firearms/
explosives being used.  Were the perpetrators smoking cigarettes or 
drinking alchohol when they committed the crime, or do we include the 
gestapo (excuse me, BATF) in all investigations these days.


--Geoff
565.12In the soup...GAAS::BRAUCHERFrustrated IncorporatedTue Oct 10 1995 18:054
    
      The train slipped off on gazpacho ?
    
      bb
565.13CSLALL::HENDERSONRed Sox..the tradition continuesTue Oct 10 1995 18:068


 re .11 why BATF



 Maybe they found cigarette butts?
565.14OUTSRC::HEISERwatchman on the wallTue Oct 10 1995 18:074
    Probably for the same reason they were involved with Waco, which also
    didn't have any alcohol, tobacco or firearms violations.
    
    Mike
565.15SUBPAC::SADINfrankly scallop, I don't give a clam!Tue Oct 10 1995 18:1211
    
    	re: .14
    
    	Ah, but they had a Meth lab! They converted semi-auto rifles into
    machine guns (but we won't let the independent analysis firm in to
    check that)! They abused children! They had bombs, grenades, heck they
    may have had a nuke! And even worse than all that, they practiced
    RELIGION!!! That heinous bunch of animals deserved what they got!!
    
    <drool - drool - drool - drip - drool>
    
565.16DASHER::RALSTONMR. NEXT UNSEENTue Oct 10 1995 21:454
    re .11 why BATF
    
    We need somebody who is willing to shoot first and ask questions
    later.
565.17MPGS::MARKEYManly yes, but I like it tooTue Oct 10 1995 21:505
    
    BATF was exanded to include investigation of sabotage and
    arson in federal crimes. So that's why they are there.
    
    -b
565.18Wait for Schumer to call for more hearingsAIMHI::MARTINactually Rob Cashmon, NHPM::CASHMONWed Oct 11 1995 06:1119
    
    re .9 -- Um, so George Will did it?  Figures.  It's always the quiet
    ones.  :-)
    
    There were reports on the late news tonight that the "Sons of the
    Gestapo" note included all sorts of "bizarre" information, like 
    that fact that the writer blamed the FBI and BATF for turning off
    the electricity to his house.  Sheesh, that's almost as good as
    the "weather machine" stuff the real nutters babble about...
    
    Time for some more anti-militia hysteria, I guess -- perhaps
    justified, perhaps not if this is just a red herring planted by
    a disgruntled former employee or the like...
    
    
    
    
    Rob
    
565.19was it Gomes Addamss or Uncle Fester ?CSSREG::BROWNCommon Sense Isn'tWed Oct 11 1995 11:0617
    these are the kind of nutters who wear aluminum foil suits to protect
    them from the death rays that the aliens/government conspirators are
    aiming at them...
    
    Another off-the-track SWAG or two:
    
    1: a disgruntled Amtrak employee (or ex-employee)
    
    2: Someone with an axe to grind with Sheriff Joe Arpaio of Maricopa
    County (he was named in the SOG note. About a year ago, Sheriff Joe 
    decided to turn his county jails back into correctional facilities 
    from being country clubs. No more free cable TV, coffee served only
    on Sundays, etc... Maybe some ex-con or friends of a con decided to
    play a very sick game of get-evenism.
    
    The SOG note could be a red herring to distract the media and the
    authorities... 
565.20DASHER::RALSTONMR. NEXT UNSEENWed Oct 11 1995 13:275
    >The SOG note could be a red herring to distract the media and the
    >authorities...
    
    
    Then it should work well.
565.21Throw another log on the fireDECWIN::RALTOAt the heart of the beastWed Oct 11 1995 13:546
    Putting on my foil hat for a moment, around the time of OKC I'd
    predicted that a few months down the road we'd see another such
    disaster, with lots of "clues" clumsily left behind pointing to
    nutter groups that we need more and more feds to protect us from.
    
    Chris
565.22real stupid!MAL009::RAGUCCIWed Oct 11 1995 18:448
    re.12
    you wouldn't crack jokes if your mother was on that train.
    
    
    
    
    
    BR
565.23MPGS::MARKEYManly yes, but I like it tooWed Oct 11 1995 18:465
    
    Was yours, and is that what gives you the license to call
    people stupid? Go back to whatever hole you crawled out of.
    
    -b
565.24MKOTS3::JMARTINI press on toward the goalWed Oct 11 1995 18:484
 ZZ   MAL009::RAGUCCI                                       8 lines 
 ZZ   11-OCT-1995 15:44
    
    HALT....Who goes there??  Identify yourself!
565.25BUSY::SLABOUNTYI'm the UFO/MIA/TCP/AOL/WTFWed Oct 11 1995 19:223
    
    	Jack Martin, captain of the "No intro note" police department.
    
565.26not your mouth.MAL009::RAGUCCIThu Oct 12 1995 00:1812
    
    re.23
    	Dear stupid,
    		you are as stupid as .12. 
    		Right, what if your mother was on that train, or anyone
    else in your family, would you be making jokes like that.
    When I read something like that it is stupid, so go crawl back up
    the hole you talk out of. And it's not your mouth.
    
    	
    
    	bye genius!
565.27:OMILKWY::JACQUESVintage taste, reissue budgetThu Oct 12 1995 02:562
565.28BTW, crap in your own back yard.DPDMAI::GUINEO::MOOREHEY! All you mimes be quiet!Thu Oct 12 1995 03:5612
    .26
    
    Was your mother on the train ? Or are you just goring the oxes ?
    
    Sounds like someone had it out for Amtrak, the sheriff, or some
    non-interested party.
    
    The Waco and Ruby Ridge references sound like pure hokem.  Why
    would Waco/Ruby Ridge make any difference to the local sheriff ?
    
    Sons of the Gestapo sounds like an anagram (badly constructed) for
    ZOG.
565.29COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertThu Oct 12 1995 10:461
oxen.  NNTTM.
565.30CALLME::MR_TOPAZThu Oct 12 1995 11:074
       re .26:
       
       yeah, well what if it was your ex-spouse who was on the train? 
       Huh????
565.31ROWLET::AINSLEYLess than 150kts is TOO slow!Thu Oct 12 1995 11:205
    re: .26
    
    Shouldn't you be on node SUBURB?
    
    Bob
565.32TROOA::COLLINSCyberian PuppyThu Oct 12 1995 11:236
    
    .26, Ragu:
    
    Very clever.  Now see if you can compose a note without the word
    "stupid" in it.
    
565.33COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertThu Oct 12 1995 11:434
>       yeah, well what if it was your ex-spouse who was on the train? 

You'd be a suspect?

565.34POLAR::RICHARDSONPettin' &amp; Sofa Settin'Thu Oct 12 1995 11:434
    Geee, some people think we should carry the weight of the world on our
    shoulders. I can't. If I did I would end up climbing to the very top of
    the CN Tower, drink 5 gallons of water, and thow myself off. If I'm
    going to kill myself, it will have to be funny.
565.35TROOA::COLLINSCyberian PuppyThu Oct 12 1995 11:498
    
    Some people got
    No reason
    Some people got
    No reason
    Some people got
    No reason to liiiiiiive!
    
565.36POLAR::RICHARDSONPettin' &amp; Sofa Settin'Thu Oct 12 1995 12:231
    I love short people.
565.37NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Thu Oct 12 1995 12:283
>    The Waco and Ruby Ridge references sound like pure hokem.

Hokum.  NNTTM.
565.39WMOIS::GIROUARD_CThu Oct 12 1995 14:401
    ... and the Big Ragu takes a combination to jaw and midsection
565.40POLAR::RICHARDSONPettin' &amp; Sofa Settin'Thu Oct 12 1995 14:481
    Sounds like he's going to throw his mamma from the train as well.
565.41TROOA::COLLINSCyberian PuppyThu Oct 12 1995 14:493
    
    He's just plain loco; he has no motive.
    
565.42BUSY::SLABOUNTYA seemingly endless timeThu Oct 12 1995 14:523
    
    	A swift kick in the caboose would do him wonders.
    
565.43TROOA::COLLINSCyberian PuppyThu Oct 12 1995 14:573
    
    I wouldn't want to derail his train of thought.
    
565.44POLAR::RICHARDSONPettin' &amp; Sofa Settin'Thu Oct 12 1995 14:591
    I'll bet he's a freight to enter a note now.
565.45TROOA::COLLINSCyberian PuppyThu Oct 12 1995 15:043
    
    Perhaps he's made tracks for another conference.
    
565.46POLAR::RICHARDSONPettin' &amp; Sofa Settin'Thu Oct 12 1995 15:061
    Or perhaps he's decided to chug a few.
565.47TROOA::COLLINSCyberian PuppyThu Oct 12 1995 15:073
    
    He's prolly just steamed.
    
565.48BUSY::SLABOUNTYA seemingly endless timeThu Oct 12 1995 15:095
    
    	Typical engineer.
    
    	They never know how to conduct themselves.
    
565.49POLAR::RICHARDSONPettin' &amp; Sofa Settin'Thu Oct 12 1995 15:111
    I stand connected.
565.50TROOA::COLLINSCyberian PuppyThu Oct 12 1995 15:123
    
    Wow.  If Ragu rails at bb's joke, diesel drive him NUTS!
    
565.51POLAR::RICHARDSONPettin' &amp; Sofa Settin'Thu Oct 12 1995 15:161
    VIA con Dios Ragu.
565.52GRANPA::MWANNEMACHERNRA fighting for our RIGHTSThu Oct 12 1995 16:374
    
    Can we switch this discussion to another line of reasoning?
    
    
565.53NASAU::GUILLERMOBut the world still goes round and roundThu Oct 12 1995 16:451
Sounds like a graduate of the BtheB school of box-noting.
565.54punneledWAHOO::LEVESQUEsunlight held together by waterThu Oct 12 1995 16:461
    he's been pummeled with puns. Hmm- sounds like a sniglet in the making.
565.55SX4GTO::OLSONDoug Olson, ISVETS Palo AltoThu Oct 12 1995 16:473
    yeah, doesn't he know that railing at boxers never works?
    
    DougO
565.56pull, man, pullCSSREG::BROWNCommon Sense Isn'tThu Oct 12 1995 16:491
    a rolling stock gathers no groans...
565.57But can you sing it on key?DECLNE::REESEToreDown,I'mAlmostLevelW/theGroundThu Oct 12 1995 16:525
    .36
    
    All vertically challenged people luv you too :-)
    
    
565.58POLAR::RICHARDSONPettin' &amp; Sofa Settin'Thu Oct 12 1995 17:181
    Boy, if Ragu reads this, he'll be fit to be tied.
565.59POLAR::RICHARDSONPettin' &amp; Sofa Settin'Thu Oct 12 1995 17:193
    Yes I can sing it on key.
    
    I can sing O Canada on key too!
565.60double-easeCSSREG::BROWNCommon Sense Isn'tThu Oct 12 1995 17:211
    No, but if he is from the UK, it would be a real sleeper...
565.61POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of OhOhOh/OwOwOwThu Oct 12 1995 17:285
    
    I have sung O Canada before, and on key too.
    
    Does that make me multi-cultural?
    
565.62MKOTS3::JMARTINI press on toward the goalThu Oct 12 1995 17:292
    Depends...did you sing it in English or were you forced to sing it in
    French!?
565.63OUTSRC::HEISERwatchman on the wallThu Oct 12 1995 17:443
    Re: Singing O Canada
    
    is this what you call laying down tracks?
565.64POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of OhOhOh/OwOwOwThu Oct 12 1995 18:053
    
    I sang it in English, but the sheet music has the French words also. 
    My partner in crime sang it in French.  At the same time, mind you 8^).
565.65TROOA::COLLINSCyberian PuppyThu Oct 12 1995 18:093
    
    ...and it was lovely, yes it was.
    
565.66OUTSRC::HEISERwatchman on the wallThu Oct 12 1995 18:191
    ...and you kept a rollin' all night long.
565.67Oxen Oxen Oxen Oxen Oxen Oxen Oxen Oxen Oxen OxenDPDMAI::GUINEO::MOOREHEY! All you mimes be quiet!Fri Oct 13 1995 04:418
    
    Ok.
    
    Oxen Oxen Oxen Oxen.
    
    Spelled it enough ?
    
    
565.68Byte me.DPDMAI::GUINEO::MOOREHEY! All you mimes be quiet!Fri Oct 13 1995 04:459
    .37
    
    Gerald,
    
    Hokem in Texas....
    
    Thank you for your thoughtful correction, though.
    
    
565.69OxnarfDRDAN::KALIKOWDIGITAL=DEC: ReClaim TheName&amp;Glory!Fri Oct 13 1995 09:211
    
565.70Oh, no, it's Texican...GAAS::BRAUCHERFrustrated IncorporatedFri Oct 13 1995 19:367
    
     re, "Oxen Oxen Oxen Oxen Oxen Oxen Oxen Oxen Oxen Oxen" - ::MOORE
    
     Look, Tex, this is a respectable place - we don't need cattle drive
    riff-raff around here.  Ye'll keep outa town if yer smart.
    
      bb
565.71DECLNE::REESEToreDown,I'mAlmostLevelW/theGroundFri Oct 13 1995 21:396
    .69
    
    Thought my eyes were going and there was another track wreck in
    Oxnard :-0
    
    
565.72i was reading about prehistoric art all weekPOLAR::WILSONCA dog is a womans best manSat Oct 14 1995 03:272
    excuse my ignorance, but could someone please fill me in on this train
    wreck?
565.73SPSEG::COVINGTONand the situation is excellent.Sat Oct 14 1995 19:093
    Some nutter sabotaged tracks in the Southwest, causing an Amtrak from
    Florida to derail. 1 killed, many injured. Sabotage was simple, yet
    effective.
565.74merciPOLAR::WILSONCA dog is a womans best manMon Oct 16 1995 07:161
    Thanks for the info. 
565.75Slurs!MAL009::RAGUCCIMon Oct 16 1995 22:288
    
    re. 38 bring yours & grow-up.
    	Keep your ethnic slurs to your family.
    	If I told you I was Afro- American would you insult me too?
    
    
    	Get a life A##-wipe
    
565.76TROOA::COLLINSCyberian PuppyTue Oct 17 1995 11:363
    
    <---- That Ragu, he's a saucy little feller, ain't he?
    
565.77FCCVDE::CAMPBELLTue Oct 17 1995 12:091
    Bet he's already reported Markey to personnel for making racist slurs.
565.78COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertTue Oct 17 1995 12:131
What are goombahs?
565.79WAHOO::LEVESQUEshifting paradigms without a clutchTue Oct 17 1995 12:261
    I dunno; aren't they in the purview of the Oompah-Loompahs?
565.80re .77 ohNO, not another apronstrings case...DRDAN::KALIKOWDIGITAL=DEC: ReClaim TheName&amp;Glory!Tue Oct 17 1995 12:261
    
565.81TROOA::COLLINSCyberian PuppyTue Oct 17 1995 13:193
    
    YOU'RE ALL A BUNCHA GOOMBAHS!!!
    
565.82POLAR::RICHARDSONPettin' &amp; Sofa Settin'Tue Oct 17 1995 13:331
    Goombah ya my lord, goombah ya.
565.83GRANPA::MWANNEMACHERNRA fighting for our RIGHTSTue Oct 17 1995 13:344
    
    
    Goombahs and raisinettes
    
565.84SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIBeen complimented by a toady lately?Tue Oct 17 1995 13:496
    
    
    Great!!!
    
    Now we've got a "G-word" along with a "P-word" and a "N-word"!!!!!
    
565.85LANDO::OLIVER_BTue Oct 17 1995 15:121
P-word?
565.86CONSLT::MCBRIDEReformatted to fit your screenTue Oct 17 1995 15:176
    Yes, pollock.  Soon we will also see the H word and the F word too.
    
    
    	
    Haddock 
    Flounder
565.87LANDO::OLIVER_BTue Oct 17 1995 15:371
Oh.  Not Polack?
565.89Fascination with trains...GAAS::BRAUCHERFrustrated IncorporatedTue Oct 17 1995 16:088
    
      They've blown up the Metro again in Paris.  So far 12 dead.
    
      I've lost count of the bombs/explosions/scares/etc over there.
    
      Mostly, Algerian groups claim "credit".
    
      bb
565.90@?@VMSNET::M_MACIOLEKFour54 Camaro/Only way to flyTue Oct 17 1995 16:301
    TRAIN WRECKS PEOPLE, TRAIN WRECKS!
565.91PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BTue Oct 17 1995 16:312
  .88  pesky little pesce, eh?
565.92SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIBeen complimented by a toady lately?Tue Oct 17 1995 16:587
    
    re: .87
    
    >Oh.  Not Polack?
    
    Only if there isn't a hook involved...
    
565.93Mr AngryKERNEL::BARNARDPSpikeWed Oct 18 1995 18:4711
    
    It is a shame the terrorism only seems real to *some* americans when it
    is happening to the French,  I personally found it extremely
    infuriating that Bianca Jagger thought it "proper" to give money to the
    IRA!  ( What do people think they buy with the money, advertising
    space? - get real! ).  Guns & Bombs cost money, I wonder how many lives
    could have been saved in the U.K., Eire & Nortern Ireland if people
    actually considered the result of donating to the "political wings" of
    terrorist groups.
    
    Nuff Said - Too Many Dead
565.94MPGS::MARKEYShroeder was a scatterbrainWed Oct 18 1995 19:2411
    
    RE: .93

    Weren't you one of the ones who popped their head up on
    "Bloody Friday", the day they turned the UK fab over
    to Motorola? Weren't you the one who was going on about
    how you hated Americans because of the friendly-fire
    incident in Iraq? You have a slight credibility problem
    here when it comes to your opinion on Americans.

    -b
565.95stiffSNOFS1::DAVISMWife TesterThu Oct 19 1995 01:203
    re .93
    
    Go back to sleep.
565.96Let it lie Spike, for your own benefit !!!CHEFS::CROSSAThu Oct 19 1995 08:2718
    Spike,
       Don't bother mate ! I've been here, seen it, got embroiled and at the
    end of the day all you get are pithy replies along the lines of .94 +
    .95. Mature one liners at best. Look at this string for a good example. 
    
    -b along with a large number of the 'box noters tars all U.K noters
    with the same brush as a few people got silly at the end of their DEC  
    careers. 
    
    
    		          Stretch.
    
    P.S I will not fall into that 'all are the same' attitude. Dan Killoran
    especially, along with literally a couple of other noters, had the
    decency to get into a debate on the issues and views which I had a
    problem with. For them I would like to say thanks, but the rest put me
    right off so I have to stick with read only and a lot of next unseening
    due to the dross on display.
565.97MPGS::MARKEYShroeder was a scatterbrainThu Oct 19 1995 12:3410
    > -b along with a large number of the 'box noters tars all U.K noters
    > with the same brush as a few people got silly at the end of their DEC  
    > careers. 
    
    No broad brush at all. I specifically remember Mr. Barnard's
    remarks in that melee. I have no problem with anyone from
    the UK (far from it in fact), but I do remember those who
    outwardly profess their hatred for Americans.
    
    -b
565.98TROOA::COLLINSCyberian PuppyThu Oct 19 1995 12:3520
    
    .96

    >...but the rest put me
    >right off so I have to stick with read only and a lot of next unseening
    >due to the dross on display.
    
    One wonders why you bother then.
    
    Look, as a Canadian, I have found that the Americans here are more 
    than prepared to engage in reasoned debate with foreigners.  But it
    seems as though most of the Brits that participate here have nothing
    better to contribute then to pop in once a month and make some
    inflammatory statement, on one or maybe two topics at the most, and
    then split once the natives have been riled. 
    
    You wanna be taken seriously?  Then say something serious.  Participate.
    Add value.  Eat, and be eaten.  You have nothing to lose but your pre-
    conceptions.
    
565.99WAHOO::LEVESQUEshifting paradigms without a clutchThu Oct 19 1995 12:411
    'ear 'ear!
565.100CONSLT::MCBRIDEReformatted to fit your screenThu Oct 19 1995 12:421
    Oi!
565.101DRDAN::KALIKOWDIGITAL=DEC: ReClaim TheName&amp;Glory!Thu Oct 19 1995 13:422
       I'm gonna reportchoo to HR if you continue them Racist Slurs!!
    
565.102Loco-slurDECWIN::RALTOThu Oct 19 1995 13:522
    Choo-choo!
    
565.103bolloxSNOFS1::DAVISMex-wife testerThu Oct 19 1995 23:0712
    Just thought I'd add that goombah (sp?) is swahile (sp?) for Hello 
    or Goodbye... can't remember which.
    
    Ohhh yes.... unless I've got my wires crossed of course... which is 
    quite likely !! :*)
    
    .97 - {sniff} how sweet of you to say so.
    
    Dear Non-constructive English people,
    
    Stop the wasting the disk space.  
                                                                     
565.104I'm SlainKERNEL::BARNARDPSpikeTue Oct 24 1995 07:2319
    
    Oh you are so right, what could I have been thinking about, us plucky
    Brits only ever take pops at americans and waste "your" disk space.

    You'd know all about living with terrorism wouldn't you, I bet you have
    even lost a member of your family in N.I.  I bet you even understand
    everything that went on leading up to the Orange Men's march.  The army
    that was stupidly placed in as a Police force.  I think you will find
    that you're a few days out 'ol chap.   

    Would you like a rod to go with the hook,line & sinker?  

    We pop up now and then!!! Strange, I feel a brush being used again.

    .94 don't use the toilet - you can't afford to half your I.Q.!!!
                                                          
    \_damn_plucky_Brit_/

    (yawns and goes back to sleep)
565.105WAHOO::LEVESQUEbon marcher, as far as she can tellTue Oct 24 1995 10:526
    >us plucky Brits only ever take pops [...]
    
     That would be "we plucky brits..." nnttm
    
     Plucky, eh? So that would make you pluckers, then? Would that be
    motherpluckers, or just dumb plucks?
565.106CBHVAX::CBHLager LoutTue Oct 24 1995 11:143
"piss off," he hinted...

Chris.
565.107TROOA::COLLINSCyberian PaganismTue Oct 24 1995 12:163
    
    MODS!!  There is a great gaping hole in .104 where a note should be!
    
565.108MPGS::MARKEYFluffy nutterTue Oct 24 1995 18:1524
    
    OK, I was wrong. I went through this conference looking for
    notes from BARNARDP, and found only two; both in this topic.
    I was pretty sure I remembered the name, so I went to another
    conference where the person I thought I remembered had left
    notes openly stating his _hatred_ of Americans.

    Well, it turns out the user name of that person was RBERNARD,
    not BARNARDP.

    As I stated earlier, I have no problems with UK noters. This
    one person, however, I did have a problem with. His notes
    here were one thing, but the notes he left in the other
    conference... well, I can't quote them because they have
    been mercifully deleted by the moderators.

    So, BARNARDP was not the person who I had the problem with.

    On the other hand, I'm not sure why BARNARDP couldn't have said
    "I wrote no such notes" when confronted with it, instead of
    carrying on like he pinched a major loaf in his diaper, and
    needed a change...

    -b
565.109Talk hardSNOFS1::DAVISMMarty the KidTue Oct 24 1995 23:148
    He was having a dig at me. I don't think he realises that a) my node
    does not reside in the US and b) I'm not an American, also not from
    the country where the node resides.
    
    Poor blokes delirious... quite amusing that I can wind someone up like
    that. I bet it was driving him nuts that I was being so cocky.
    
    I love this place... ahhhhh {sigh} completely satisfied.
565.110Talk HardSNOFS1::DAVISMMarty the KidTue Oct 24 1995 23:173
    Actually just reviewing the note again... Only the first two lines were
    directed at me... I'm not too sure what that second paragraph was all
    about. 
565.111\_smiles_/KERNEL::BARNARDPSpikeTue Oct 24 1995 23:2813
    
    Er I was just trying to be a good European (pukes) and share the sh+t
    out equally!!

    I do however think noting is a great past time - you get to insult
    people you have not even met yet.....

    P.S. I understand that the U.N. would like payment on a certain I.O.U
    left by MR Bush ;^)....

    bye bye colonials 

     
565.112Talk HardSNOFS1::DAVISMMarty the KidTue Oct 24 1995 23:511
    You drunk ?
565.113Talk HardSNOFS1::DAVISMMarty the KidTue Oct 24 1995 23:541
    I know your name from somewhere, what do you do ?
565.114Me?KERNEL::BARNARDPSpikeWed Oct 25 1995 05:5712
    
    As little as possible ..... ;^)
    
    Er.... Escalation Management/ Out of Hours Resource Control/ General
    Dogs Body/provoker Noters <smirk>.
    
    \_spike_/
    
    Wot was this Note about?
    
    
    
565.115CONSLT::MCBRIDEReformatted to fit your screenWed Oct 25 1995 11:383
    Take the outstanding U.S. debt to the U.N. to the U.N. note and do not
    muddy up a good bashing over who is more familiar with terrorism and
    train wrecks.  Thank you. 
565.116CBHVAX::CBHLager LoutWed Oct 25 1995 14:215
re .108,

you got any pointers to any notes that are still around?  I feel like a laugh!

Chris.
565.117MPGS::MARKEYFluffy nutterWed Oct 25 1995 14:296
    
    No, sorry. The other conference was ::FRIENDS but the notes
    were deleted by the moderator. He was being decidedly
    unFRIENDSly... :-)
    
    -b
565.118BUSY::SLABOUNTYExit light ... enter night.Wed Oct 25 1995 14:403
    
    	FRIENDS ... where a hug is worth a thousand words.
    
565.119Ah yes I rememberKERNEL::BARNARDPSpikeWed Oct 25 1995 23:476
     
    Friend ...... that guy/girl that shows up to return the item he or she
    borrowed last time, so he can borrow something else.
    
    
    \_spike_/
565.120Wreck by fire 10/28/95...GAAS::BRAUCHERFrustrated IncorporatedMon Oct 30 1995 12:408
    
      A subway train fire killed 300 people and injured 270 in Azerbaijan's
     capital Baku, and rescue workers said they feared the toll could rise.
     Police in the former Soviet republic said a spark from a high-voltage
     cable could have started Saturday's fire.  Many of the deaths were
     caused by carbon monoxide poisoning from burning toxic materials.
    
      bb