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Title:Soapbox. Just Soapbox.
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548.0. "The Winter of '95/'96" by MOLAR::DELBALSO (I (spade) my (dogface)) Thu Sep 21 1995 11:36

Did I hear right? 5 inches of snow in Denver last night/this morning?

Didn't we just get done with that crap?

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548.1SEAPIG::PERCIVALI'm the NRA,USPSA/IPSC,NROI-ROThu Sep 21 1995 11:4819
         <<< Note 548.0 by MOLAR::DELBALSO "I (spade) my (dogface)" >>>
                           -< The Winter of '95/'96 >-

>Did I hear right? 5 inches of snow in Denver last night/this morning?

	We have about a half an inch on the ground in our part of the
	Springs.

>Didn't we just get done with that crap?

	As I recall, the last snow around here was in late May.

	Oh well, two weeks ago we were running the air conditioning around
	the clock, now it's the furnace.

	On average, we have a pretty nice climate. ;-)

Jim

548.2think summerCSSREG::BROWNCommon Sense Isn'tThu Sep 21 1995 11:555
    Casper, WY also got snowed upon.
    
    The Colo. snow was enough to hold up Slick and Algore's AF-1 and
    AF-2 flights for a few hours last night.  They'll probably blame it
    on those evil, mean-spirited republicans...
548.3ACIS02::BATTISGR8D8B8Thu Sep 21 1995 13:365
    
    call me crazy, or wacky, etc... but, aren't the winter of 95-96,
    the christmas 95 topics just a wee bit early??? I am waiting with
    bated breath for the thanksgiving 95 topic to appear next, to be
    followed by no doubt; the Halloween 95 topic.
548.4WMOIS::GIROUARD_CThu Sep 21 1995 13:373
    -1 okay, you're crazy or wacky, etc. 
    
       please choose... :-)
548.5BSS::DSMITHA Harley, &amp; the Dead the good lifeThu Sep 21 1995 13:428
    
    
    Up in Woodland Park ( thats in Colorado ) we had 2 inches on the cars
    this morning, I sure as sh*t ain't ready for this, I still have too
    much fish'n to do...
    
    
    Dave
548.6DASHER::RALSTONIdontlikeitsojuststopit!!Thu Sep 21 1995 14:536
    I don't know this for a fact, but someone told me that this years
    "Farmer's Almanac" predicts the worst winter on record for the good ole
    U.S. of A.
    
    About one inch of snow at my house this morning. I want the heat back.
    The forcast for tomorrow is mostly sunny and highs approaching 70.
548.7MAIL1::CRANEThu Sep 21 1995 14:582
    The Almanic calls for a warmer than normal winter here in N.J. I think
    it depends on the region you live in.
548.8GOOEY::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Thu Sep 21 1995 15:257
    
    	yeah, well the Farmer's Almanac predicted we were going to
    	get pummeled with snow last year here in New England and
    	we only had two snowstorms and not much in between.
    
    	Which was fine by me!  =)
    
548.9SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIBeen complimented by a toady lately?Thu Sep 21 1995 15:328
    
    Then you better look out this winter Judy....
    
    The Farmer's Almanac predicts a mild winter for this region and below
    normal snowfall...
    
    :)
    
548.10AIMHI::RAUHI survived the Cruel SpaThu Sep 21 1995 16:415
    Momma nature has its way of ballancing out. This year its been dry.
    Year before more snow then imagined. I think its going to be a long
    tuff winter... But, then again, we were told that last year.:)
    
    
548.11MAIL1::CRANEThu Sep 21 1995 16:454
    .10
    If you say it year after year it will happen...the odds become more in
    your favor as time goes by. Sooner or later you`ll have the bad
    winter...again.
548.12DPDMAI::GUINEO::MOOREHEY! All you mimes be quiet!Thu Sep 21 1995 17:228
    
    Based on livin' in Texas 35 years...the same weather conditions
    happened this year as in 1980...which was our last REALLY cold 
    winter.
    
    It's snowing in West TEXAS as we speak.
    
    Guess I'll dig out the winter clothing...
548.131983 perhaps?ROWLET::AINSLEYLess than 150kts is TOO slow!Thu Sep 21 1995 17:336
    re: .12
    
    What?  Wasn't 1980 the year where we had the record string of 100+
    days?  Didn't happen this year?
    
    Bob
548.14Disagree with me ? I am coming over to kill you now.DPDMAI::GUINEO::MOOREHEY! All you mimes be quiet!Thu Sep 21 1995 17:4714
    
    Bob,
    
    I think 83 was the hot year.  80 was the year of the New Year's Day 
    icestorm, which basically shut down Dallas for about 3-4 days.  I
    remember because 1) I got stuck at my girlfriend's house with her
    parents for 3 days, and 2) we had no electricity.  Warmth was
    provided by a fireplace.
    
    Maybe '80 had the hot days, but I'm sure on the winter. It was
    pretty bad...
    
    BBaarrrryy
    
548.15Come on Winter ...MARKO::MCKENZIECSS - because ComputerS SuckThu Sep 21 1995 17:524
>    The Colo. snow was enough to hold up Slick and Algore's AF-1 and
>    AF-2 flights for a few hours last night. 

Sounds like Winter's getting off to a good start.
548.16COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertThu Sep 21 1995 18:465
Well, it was darn near sweltering when I walked out of the Pennsy Conv
Center to head to the station.  Must have gone up ten degrees in the two
hours from lunch until now.

/john
548.17BOXORN::HAYSSome things are worth dying forThu Sep 21 1995 19:218
RE: 548.0 by MOLAR::DELBALSO "I (spade) my (dogface)"

Not that unusual in Denver.  I grew up near there.  I went for a bike ride
in 80 degree weather on the day after Labor day without checking the weather 
forecast and rode home in a foot of snow.


Phil
548.18I'll hide under my desk...ROWLET::AINSLEYLess than 150kts is TOO slow!Thu Sep 21 1995 19:298
    re: .14
    
    Let's confuse things a little more...the winter of '83-'84 was the
    winter we set the record for most consecutive days with highs below
    freezing.  I put up Christmas lights one weekend wearing shorts and
    drinking iced tea.  The next week, the temperature took a dive.
    
    Bob
548.19DPDMAI::EDITEX::MOOREHEY! All you mimes be quiet!Thu Sep 21 1995 19:328
    
    Bob,
    
    YOU LIE ! WHY DO YOU LIE ?
    
    Just kidding, of course.
    
    ;^)
548.20Because I'm tired of standin'ROWLET::AINSLEYLess than 150kts is TOO slow!Thu Sep 21 1995 19:441
    
548.21AIMHI::RAUHI survived the Cruel SpaThu Sep 21 1995 20:334
    .11
    
    Welp.... lets say that the odds are in favor of 'allota snow'.:)
    
548.22 :*) SPEZKO::FRASERMobius Loop; see other sideThu Sep 21 1995 20:358
        I've got a brand-new 10-horse Simplicity
        You've got a brand-new Sears ...

        Let it snow!
                
          

548.23CSC32::J_OPPELTWanna see my scar?Thu Sep 21 1995 21:337
     <<< Note 548.1 by SEAPIG::PERCIVAL "I'm the NRA,USPSA/IPSC,NROI-RO" >>>

>	As I recall, the last snow around here was in late May.
    
    	This was true for Colorado Springs, though Leadville got
    	snow on the 4th of July!  So did Pikes Peak.  (Remember 
    	how cold it got here that weekend?)
548.24DASHER::RALSTONIdontlikeitsojuststopit!!Thu Sep 21 1995 22:156
    >This was true for Colorado Springs, though Leadville got
    >snow on the 4th of July!  So did Pikes Peak.  (Remember
    >how cold it got here that weekend?
    
    I was in Breckenridge on that 4th. They had a parade that morning. 
    Everyone attending was covered in white. 
548.25GIDDAY::BURTDPD (tm)Thu Sep 21 1995 23:196
Winter!?  heeheehee

Spring has sprung!  The wisteria has been in bloom for weeks, the jacaranda 
are about to flower, and the sound of lawn mowers is in the air....

\C
548.26CSC32::M_EVANSnothing's going to bring him backThu Sep 21 1995 23:228
    Shaddup
    
    some of us are going on salvage missions to our gardens tonight.  The
    real agravation is the temps will be back up in the 50's this weekend.
    
    :-(
    
    meg
548.27taunt tauntGIDDAY::BURTDPD (tm)Thu Sep 21 1995 23:375
Did I forget to mention that my plum tree has almost finished blossoming?  The 
stone-fruit season is almost upon us (well, it will be in November) peaches, 
cherries, aprictots, plums, nectarines and then *mangoes*. *YES*!

\C
548.28CSC32::M_EVANSnothing's going to bring him backThu Sep 21 1995 23:466
    
    Enjoy yourself
    
    
    :-p
    
548.29SEAPIG::PERCIVALI'm the NRA,USPSA/IPSC,NROI-ROFri Sep 22 1995 00:4812
           <<< Note 548.23 by CSC32::J_OPPELT "Wanna see my scar?" >>>

    
>    	This was true for Colorado Springs, though Leadville got
>    	snow on the 4th of July!  So did Pikes Peak.  (Remember 
>    	how cold it got here that weekend?)

	Yep. Furnace ran that weekend too.

Jim


548.30SEAPIG::PERCIVALI'm the NRA,USPSA/IPSC,NROI-ROFri Sep 22 1995 00:508
                 <<< Note 548.25 by GIDDAY::BURT "DPD (tm)" >>>

	I hope a kangaroo jumps into your shorts and does something
	unpleasant there.

	`;-)

Jim
548.31MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Fri Sep 22 1995 02:035
>    some of us are going on salvage missions to our gardens tonight


Does that mean you made it safely through last night, Meg?

548.32GIDDAY::BURTDPD (tm)Fri Sep 22 1995 02:1511
Jim,

Kangaroos aren't actually all that common within suburban Sydney.  Sorry to 
disappoint :^)

One unfortunate thing about the warmer weather is that the various nasty 
8legged hinters start making themselves more of a nuisance.  I'm glad we don't 
have a pool - funnel webs seem to be able to swim, and are quite happy poking 
around in the filters etc.  

\C
548.33SEAPIG::PERCIVALI'm the NRA,USPSA/IPSC,NROI-ROFri Sep 22 1995 02:3816
                 <<< Note 548.32 by GIDDAY::BURT "DPD (tm)" >>>


>Kangaroos aren't actually all that common within suburban Sydney.  Sorry to 
>disappoint :^)

	Gee, and all this time I thought all you Aussies lived in the
	bush. Except for the folks that live in that funny shaped building
	that you claim is used by the symphony.

	;-)

	But if it has to be spiders, well so be it. ;-)


Jim
548.34Talk HardSNOFS1::DAVISMHappy Harry Hard OnFri Sep 22 1995 03:146
> Kangaroos aren't actually all that common within suburban Sydney.  Sorry to 
> disappoint :^)
    
    There was one in my back yard the other day, he was eating an icecream,
    I thought "cheeky bugger" so I shot him. If they ain't that common, I 
    guess it musta been a kid dressed up as one... oh well.
548.35CSC32::J_OPPELTWanna see my scar?Fri Sep 22 1995 03:2511
    	re .32
    
    	Don't know how Meg fared, but I covered my tomatoes Wednesday
    	night, and even then some of the leaves were frost bitten.
    	Tonight the temps are supposed to hit 24 degrees.  My past
    	experience has been that no amount of covering will protect
    	from that.
    
    	I pulled up all my plants and hung them by the roots in the
    	garage.  They'll still ripen that way, but it gets messy
    	after a few weeks as the leaves crumble and drop.
548.36Br-r-r-r-rr-r-MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Fri Sep 22 1995 03:285
>    	Tonight the temps are supposed to hit 24 degrees.

My condolences, Joe. I hope it's AT LEAST two months or more before
we start seeing any of that stuff.

548.37DPDMAI::GUINEO::MOOREHEY! All you mimes be quiet!Fri Sep 22 1995 03:405
    .25
    
    Hope a pack o' 'roos decides to make your backyard into a catbox.
    
    ;^P
548.38GIDDAY::BURTDPD (tm)Fri Sep 22 1995 03:5910
Can I help it if you people are on the wrong bit of planet?  :^)


Actually, 'roo doo isn't that bad, a bit bigger than guinea pig guano, but 
relatively inoffensive.  I wonder if a backyard with a 'roo would actually 
discourage the fool cat next door coming over?



\C
548.39MKOTS3::RAUHI survived the Cruel SpaFri Sep 22 1995 12:5912
    Around these parts, I have used cat poo from the cat box to unstick a
    slick wheel on ice. Makes a hellofamess out of the car, me, and the
    driveway. But, in its solid form, it helps, its bio... somewhat...:)
    But, at the moment I would rather see a back yard full of roo doo than
    snow.:)
    
    Insofar as pitting two differnt snowblowers against each other...:)I
    got a man killer of a blower, eats rocks, lost news papers in the snow,
    sticks, and has eaten a plastic baby doll or two dropped by some
    neighborhood kid(s). There is a heinous act of winter! Grounded up
    plastic baby dolls!
    
548.40GAVEL::JANDROWGreen-Eyed Lady...Fri Sep 22 1995 13:035
    
    wouldn't it just be easier (and neater) to use the kitty litter, and
    leave the rest in the box???
    
    
548.41NETCAD::WOODFORDAndMilesToGoBeforeISleep.Fri Sep 22 1995 13:074
    
    
    I think I just eliminated my winter commute....
    
548.42MKOTS3::RAUHI survived the Cruel SpaFri Sep 22 1995 13:124
    .40 When ever you get cought on ice, in the driveway, it never fails
    that one seems to forget where the unused stuff is or you have not gone
    shopping for some unused stuff.... sooo.... we get rather crude, but we
    get to work.:)
548.43CSLALL::HENDERSONFriend will you be ready?Fri Sep 22 1995 13:153

 why not keep a bag in the trunk?
548.44.43 too easy.:)MKOTS3::RAUHI survived the Cruel SpaFri Sep 22 1995 13:241
    
548.45CSOA1::LEECHDia do bheatha.Fri Sep 22 1995 14:041
    Frost warning tonight for the greater Cincinnati area...
548.46MKOTS3::RAUHI survived the Cruel SpaFri Sep 22 1995 14:215
    Ohh the weather outside is frightful,
    inside its soo delightful,;) 
    When ever I think of snow,
    kitty-poo! kitty-poo! kitty-poo!:)
    
548.47GAVEL::JANDROWGreen-Eyed Lady...Fri Sep 22 1995 16:376
    re. .43
    
    that's what i do...and then some lucky cat owner gets a free bag of
    kittylitter come spring... :>
    
    
548.48CSLALL::HENDERSONFriend will you be ready?Fri Sep 22 1995 16:464


 Brilliant!
548.49GOOEY::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Fri Sep 22 1995 18:324
    
    
    	And the lucky cat owner thanks you very much!  =)
    
548.50CSC32::M_EVANSnothing's going to bring him backFri Sep 22 1995 18:3910
    Haven't been out to the garden today, yet, but rumor from a freind is
    we may not have gotten hit as hard as fared.  Maybe the walls o water
    and the frost blanket will have worked.  I will find out tomorrow. 
    Tonight I have to get stuff for Carries b-day party tomorrow. 
    Hopefully it will be warm enough that I can take the little rats up to
    a park, instead of having them in the house.
    
    First wood delivery is today.
    
    meg
548.51MKOTS3::RAUHI survived the Cruel SpaFri Sep 22 1995 19:513
    Going to take the rats to the rat park? Not the dog or fish or cat
    park?:)
    
548.52CSC32::M_EVANSnothing's going to bring him backFri Sep 22 1995 20:088
    The two legged rats.  I really love 8, 9, and 10 year-olds, especially
    in herds......
    
    that's why I have been a GS leader.  However, my house is small and has
    been in an ongoing remodeling phase for a few years.  It really doesn't
    handle 10+ active kids well.
    
    meg
548.53MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Fri Sep 29 1995 10:124
Overnight low in Mont Vernon, NH -

	32.5 degrees F.

548.54NETCAD::WOODFORDAndMilesToGoBeforeISleep.Fri Sep 29 1995 11:0810
    
    
    My upstairs heat kicked on this morning! :( (It was set all the way
    down to 50 degrees!)
    
    
    
    
    Terrie
    
548.55DEVLPR::DKILLORANDanimalFri Sep 29 1995 12:265
    
    I try to be very conservative where our natural resources are concerned,
    so I have the thermostat set to go all the way down to 70 at night...
    after all, we all have to do our part.....

548.56Talk HardSNOFS1::DAVISMMarty the KidFri Oct 27 1995 03:074
    yes, although the winter (particularly Late Dec) is going to be good
    one, the unfortunate thing is, that as from the 16th Dec it's going
    to be a very cold one !!! Bloody Equator holidays, returning to Blighty
    in mid winter........ :*) 
548.57TROOA::COLLINSMe, fail English? Unpossible!Fri Nov 10 1995 17:076
    
    F-f-f-frosty one this morning, and there was snow on the ground in
    downtown TO, for the first time this season.  
    
    Bring your winter toys, Jack!
    
548.58POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of Wet RaspberriesFri Nov 10 1995 17:074
    
    Does this mean the backless dress for the ball isn't a good idea?
    
    
548.59MPGS::MARKEYFluffy nutterFri Nov 10 1995 17:086
    
    Youze Canadjins keep sending us cold air. Look, we'll take
    the beer and the weird TV shows, but KEEP the cold frigging
    air, OK ?!?!?!
    
    -b
548.60TROOA::COLLINSMe, fail English? Unpossible!Fri Nov 10 1995 17:093
    
    Oh, it's a good idea alright.  But bring along a fancy warm coat, too!
    
548.61SMURF::BINDEREis qui nos doment uescimur.Fri Nov 10 1995 18:492
    Lit a fire in the living room fireplace last night for the first time
    this season.  Right pleasant it was, I must say.
548.62SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIif u cn rd ths, u nd to gt a lyfFri Nov 10 1995 18:517
    
    
     That's it Dick???
    
    No slippers??
    
    No warm glass of '63 Escargot???
548.63To quote a blind Gene Hackman...XEDON::JENSENFri Nov 10 1995 18:532
    Fire is good.  Fire is our friend.
    
548.64SMURF::BINDEREis qui nos doment uescimur.Fri Nov 10 1995 18:584
    .62
    
    Well, truth be told, Andy, yes, there were slippers.  No '63 Escargot,
    however; my choice was Taylor Fladgate Late Vintage port.
548.65SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIif u cn rd ths, u nd to gt a lyfFri Nov 10 1995 19:004
    
    
     Good choice!!! Hmmm... sounds like a plan for tonight.... :)
    
548.66BUSY::SLABOUNTYBaroque: when you're out of MonetFri Nov 10 1995 19:014
    
    	And if you ask really nice, Andy, maybe Dick will cook you dinner
    	also.
    
548.67SMURF::BINDEREis qui nos doment uescimur.Fri Nov 10 1995 19:181
    Not tonight, Shawn.  I've got a hot dinner date for tonight.
548.68ACISS2::LEECHDia do bheatha.Fri Nov 10 1995 19:279
    It's 60F here in Cincinnati.  Of course the wind is gusting at 20-30 to
    bring in more cold air by tonight.
    
    16F yesterday morning,
    46F this morning,
    19F tomorrow morning (if I remember correctly)
    
    I wish it would make up its mind, really I do (hopefully to the mild
    side).
548.69BIGQ::SILVADiabloFri Nov 10 1995 20:131
winter snarf!
548.70actually, `Currier'...TROOA::COLLINSGood idea Oh Lord!Wed Nov 15 1995 11:194
    
    SNOW!  And lots of it!  Wet snow, sticking to the bare branches, making
    Toronto look like a Courier & Ives X-mas card.
    
548.71POLAR::RICHARDSONCPU CyclerWed Nov 15 1995 11:433
    ... and making me work from home today.
    
    What a mess. 8^p
548.72TROOA::COLLINSGood idea Oh Lord!Wed Nov 15 1995 11:503
    
    Looks like you've got some bagging ahead of you today!
    
548.73POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of Wet RaspberriesWed Nov 15 1995 11:555
    
    I hope you have some bags left over from last year.  They'll probably
    cost a fortune right now if you can find any.
    
    
548.74POLAR::RICHARDSONCPU CyclerWed Nov 15 1995 11:573
    I lucked into a pile of snow bags at a garage sale, so I'm all set.
    
    It's starting to snow again, mixed with ice pellets.
548.75NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Wed Nov 15 1995 12:251
Currier.  HTH.
548.76TROOA::COLLINSGood idea Oh Lord!Wed Nov 15 1995 12:313
    
    Oh, it does, believe me.
    
548.77MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Wed Nov 15 1995 12:342
That snow had best be all gone by next Friday or all bets are off.

548.78TROOA::COLLINSGood idea Oh Lord!Wed Nov 15 1995 12:363
    
    Ho ho ho!
    
548.79POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of Wet RaspberriesWed Nov 15 1995 12:5010
    
    >Currier.  HTH.
    
    
    Hey, you never know - there could be a delivery company in Toronto
    named "Courier & Ives".  And they could send out X-mas cards.
    
    Rather clever, if you ask me 8^).  Maybe I should (tm) that right now.
    
    
548.80The sell a different type of cardCOVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertWed Nov 15 1995 12:533
No, the Canadian company is Helvetica & Hives.

/john
548.81Snow bags?ROWLET::AINSLEYLess than 150 kts. is TOO slow!Wed Nov 15 1995 12:573
    What are snow bags????
    
    Bob
548.82NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Wed Nov 15 1995 12:581
They're sorta like air shredders.
548.83POLAR::RICHARDSONCPU CyclerWed Nov 15 1995 13:021
    We have to put them on our snow blowers.
548.84CONSLT::MCBRIDEReformatted to fit your screenWed Nov 15 1995 13:122
    For curbside collection of snow collected from the driveway/yard.  The
    winter version of leaf bags. 
548.85POLAR::RICHARDSONCPU CyclerWed Nov 15 1995 13:131
    I compost my snow.
548.86BUSY::SLABOUNTYA Parting Shot in the DarkWed Nov 15 1995 13:145
    
    	Snow collection??
    
    	This has to be a joke.
    
548.87TROOA::COLLINSThe New Mother Nature takin' over.Wed Nov 15 1995 13:143
    
    Hey, *we* recycle up here!
    
548.88CONSLT::MCBRIDEReformatted to fit your screenWed Nov 15 1995 13:182
    No joke son.  In my town, it is against the law to let your snow lie
    around with impunity.  
548.89BIGQ::SILVADiabloWed Nov 15 1995 13:477

	Is it ok for snow to loiter in a no loitering zone? If not, do they
issue the snow a warning, a ticket, or arrest it?



548.90CTHU26::S_BURRIDGEWed Nov 15 1995 13:483
    I suppose in the U.S. you just shoot it, and ask questions afterwards.
    
    -Stephen
548.91BUSY::SLABOUNTYA seemingly endless timeWed Nov 15 1995 13:543
    
    	Or trip over it and sue the bag off of it.
    
548.92DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Wed Nov 15 1995 14:214
    
    
    	Bagging up snow.......  now I've heard everything.
    
548.93POLAR::RICHARDSONCPU CyclerWed Nov 15 1995 14:212
    It's the only way to maintain a uniform blanket of snow in Canadian
    municipalities.
548.94TROOA::COLLINSThe New Mother Nature takin' over.Wed Nov 15 1995 14:226
    
    .92
    
    How does your municipality remove the snow for recycling if it's
    not in bags?
    
548.95BIGQ::SILVADiabloWed Nov 15 1995 14:243

	bins I would imagine...
548.96CONSLT::MCBRIDEReformatted to fit your screenWed Nov 15 1995 14:251
    It is okay to put it into a sno parking zone.  
548.97GIDDAY::BURTDPD (tm)Wed Nov 15 1995 19:497
Snow bags?  Do you have a Snow truck that comes around to collect them once a 
week?  
"Darling, don't forget to put the snow out".

How bemusing?

\C
548.98POLAR::RICHARDSONCPU CyclerThu Nov 16 1995 01:231
    Sure rub it in Chele. 8^/
548.99GIDDAY::BURTDPD (tm)Thu Nov 16 1995 02:104
Do you get a bunch of guys hanging around the snow tip to see if anyone's left 
any "good" bits out?

\C
548.100CSLALL::HENDERSONFriend, will you be ready?Thu Nov 16 1995 02:248


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548.101CONSLT::MCBRIDEReformatted to fit your screenThu Nov 16 1995 11:408
    Not odd at all really.  If we did not have it removed as needed,
    emergency vehicles and such cannot get through, the postal delivery
    worker (aka mailman/woman) could not deliver the mail etc.  it is an
    essential part of northern life here really.  They haul the snow away
    to and mound it up where they turn it into a seasonal theme park. 
    Sledding, snow skiing, snowman contests etc.  All great fun really. 
    The bagging part is a bit much I agree but that's "your government at
    work".  
548.102GIDDAY::BURTDPD (tm)Thu Nov 16 1995 19:224
What do you do if you run out of snow bags?  Is there a substitute?


\C
548.103SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIif u cn rd ths, u nd to gt a lyfThu Nov 16 1995 19:274
    
    
    You can always use Hooters T-shirts...
    
548.104DASHER::RALSTONscrewiti'mgoinhome..Thu Nov 16 1995 20:162
    Gee, I wish we could have your weather here in Colorado. It got to 70
    degrees here today, what a drag. And all this sun!!  :)
548.105TROOA::trp669.tro.dec.com::Chrisbad spellers UNTIE!Fri Nov 17 1995 16:088
Actually, it's a gorgeous sunny day and it looks like a lot of the
snow has melted.  I think that snow bag thingy is only in the realm of
Ottawa where the temperatures have been known to make one's nose break
off one's face.  Here in Toronto we shovel the stuff like normal folks
and build up the mounds on the edge of the driveway.  Those piles
used to make excellent forts to hide in and wait to ambush some
unsuspecting person walking down the sidewalk with a barrage of
snowballs!  =:-O
548.106MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Fri Nov 17 1995 16:374
> it looks like a lot of the snow has melted

Could you please define "a lot" in the above context?

548.107TROOA::COLLINSA hayride of hyuks!Fri Nov 17 1995 16:413
    
    Say, about 90% of the ground is visible.
    
548.108MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Fri Nov 17 1995 16:464
[whew]

Glad to hear that.

548.109POLAR::RICHARDSONCPU CyclerFri Nov 17 1995 16:501
    I would be more concerned with the invisible ground.
548.110MKOTS3::JOLLIMOREthis the season?Fri Dec 08 1995 13:4590
    SPECIAL WEATHER STATEMENT
    
    NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE TAUNTON MA
    
    1030 AM EST FRI DEC 8 1995
    
    
    
    ...A SLOW MOVING SUMMER HIGH TAKING SHAPE FOR SATURDAY...
    
    
    
    MUCH OF INTERIOR CONNECTICUT...INTERIOR MASSACHUSETTS...NORTHWEST
    
    RHODE ISLAND AND INTERIOR NEW HAMPSHIRE CAN EXPECT A BEAUTIFUL DAY
    
    AND A VERY NICE SATURDAY. 
    
    
    
    A HIGH IS EXPECTED TO DEVELOP IN NORTHERN CONNECTICUT AND WESTERN
    
    MASSACHUSETTS SHORTLY AFTER DAYBREAK SATURDAY...AND SPREAD ACROSS
    
    ALL OF SOUTHERN NEW ENGLAND BY AFTERNOON.  THE BULK OF THE
    
    NICE WEATHER  IS EXPECTED BETWEEN 9 AM AND 9 PM.  THERE SHOULD BE
    
    ENOUGH SUN TO BASK IN FROM HARTFORD AND WORCESTER NORTHWEST INTO
    
    NEW HAMPSHIRE AND THE BERKSHIRES.
    
    
    
    DEVELOPING EAST WINDS WILL BRING ENOUGH RELATIVELY WARM MARITIME AIR
    
    INTO SOUTHEAST MASSACHUSETTS AND SOUTHERN RHODE ISLAND TO ENCOURAGE 
    
    A LARGE AMOUNT OF SUNSHINE. HOWEVER...EXISTING CLOUDS MAY TAKE
    
    LONGER TO SCOUR OUT OF NORTHERN RHODE ISLAND AS WELL AS CENTRAL
    
    MASSACHUSETTS AND NORTHERN CONNECTICUT.  THIS WILL LIKELY CAUSE SUN
    
    TO MIX WITH ... AND CHANGE TO PARTLY SUNNY AND BREEZY DURING THE
    
    AFTERNOON.  IN THE FARTHER REACHES OF NORTHERN AND WESTERN
    
    MASSACHUSETTS AS WELL AS SOUTHERN NEW HAMPSHIRE...SIGNIFICANT SUNSHINE
    
    MAY BE FOLLOWED BY A BRIEF PERIODS OF GOOD MOODS AND GENERAL PARTYING
    
    LATE IN THE DAY.  ALL SUNSHINE SHOULD MOVE WESTWARD  AND OUT OF
    
    NEW ENGLAND BY EARLY SATURDAY EVENING.
    
    
    
    A GENTLE BREEZE AND LIGHT SOUTHEAST WIND IS POSSIBLE ALONG THE COAST
    
    SATURDAY AFTERNOON.  THIS MAY CAUSE A 1 OR 2 FOOT SURGE AT THE TIME
    
    OF HIGH TIDE...BUT MAJOR SURFING  IS EXPECTED SINCE ASTRONOMICAL
    
    TIDES ARE UNUSUALLY HIGH. 
    
    
    
    THE SUNHINE IN QUESTION IS OF A COMPLEX NATURE...AND THERE STILL
    
    REMAINS SOME UNCERTAINTY AS TO THE TIMING AND INTENSITY. 
    
    HOWEVER...IT IS LIKELY THAT A WINTER STORM WATCH WILL NOT BE ISSUED
    
    FOR A LARGE PART OF THE WINTER SEASON. 
    

    
    HOLIDAY SHOPPERS AND TRAVELERS FROM INTERIOR SOUTHERN NEW ENGLAND
    
    INTO NEW YORK STATE AND NORTHERN NEW ENGLAND SHOULD PLAN FOR DELAYS
    
    SATURDAY AFTERNOON AS THE GENERAL MOOD OF THE AREA WILL BE LAID BACK.
    
    
    
    THE WARMEST WEATHER OF THE SEASON SO FAR...WILL FOLLOW ON A TROPICAL
    
    BALMY SOUTHWEST WIND SUNDAY. 
    
548.111CSLALL::HENDERSONFriend, will you be ready?Fri Dec 08 1995 14:125



 ;-)
548.112TROOA::COLLINSSparky DoobsterWed Dec 13 1995 18:513
    
    ACK!  More snow is falling, bunches forecast for tonight!
    
548.113LANDO::OLIVER_Bwith no direction home...Wed Dec 13 1995 18:531
    mr. richardson will _not_ be pleased.
548.114GAVEL::JANDROWGreen-Eyed Lady...Wed Dec 13 1995 20:194
    
    sure he will...he's not there...but then, once he sees the forcast for
    this area, _then_ he won't be pleased... :>
    
548.115Not looking forward to the commute home :-(TROOA::trp669.tro.dec.com::Chrisit's tummy time!Wed Dec 13 1995 20:422
Tell Glenn to pick up some extra snow bags down in the States - I heard
they were cheaper down there.
548.116MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Wed Dec 13 1995 21:308
>                -< Not looking forward to the commute home :-( >-

That bad, eh, Chris?

This is when that personal train of !Joan's comes in handy. He took me for
a few rides on it while I was there. I thought it very generous that he allows
other Torontonians to use it, as well.

548.117You can keep the snow...ROWLET::AINSLEYLess than 150 kts. is TOO slow!Thu Dec 14 1995 11:553
    It was 80 degrees here yesterday.
    
    Bob
548.118TROOA::COLLINSSparky DoobsterThu Dec 14 1995 11:584
    
    TRO is like a ghost facility today...lotsa people either late or not
    showing up at all due to the snow and freezing rain.
    
548.119ACISS2::LEECHDia do bheatha.Thu Dec 14 1995 12:391
    It's 56 F here today.  Yippie.
548.120SMURF::MSCANLONa ferret on the barco-loungerThu Dec 14 1995 12:435
    re: .112
    
    I hate it when snow falls in bunches.  It's much easier to
    manage when it falls in flakes.... :-)
    
548.121it's wonderful being a homeowner ... NOT!!TROOA::BUTKOVICHit's tummy time!Thu Dec 14 1995 16:1410
    I'm working from home today - went out at 7:30, shovelled for 1/2 hour
    (which just got rid of the stuff on the sidewalk), came in and had a
    shower, got dressed and all the while, the radio jocks are going on and
    on about all the accidents, roads closures etc etc and I said the hell
    with it - I couldn't face what would probably be a 2-2.5 hour drive
    there and another one back.  Went back out and shovelled for two hours
    (got about 70% of the driveway done).  This snow is VERY heavy - full
    of water, and now a freezing rain has started -(8*/ and... the plow
    just came by and dropped another load at the bottom of my driveway...
    grumble grumble grumble
548.122NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Thu Dec 14 1995 16:162
You shovelled for 1/2 hour and then you got dressed?!  Wasn't it cold,
shovelling naked?
548.123TROOA::BUTKOVICHit's tummy time!Thu Dec 14 1995 16:391
    I'm Canadian - we *like* to shovel that way  =8*o
548.124COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertThu Dec 14 1995 16:516
I got as far as the Drum Hill Rotary and turned around.

It's nasty out there, and the accumulation forecasts are being increased
from 3-4 to 5-6 inches as the storm intensifies and stalls.

/john
548.125SMURF::WALTERSThu Dec 14 1995 16:534
    
from 3-4 to 5-6 inches
    
    Was that a Male forecaster or a Female?
548.126SPEZKO::FRASERMobius Loop; see other sideThu Dec 14 1995 17:045
        Now upgraded to a Winter Storm Warning (from WS Watch) with news
        of many spinouts and accidents on 128 and 93, with heavy snow on
        its way this afternoon - 6-9" forecast from Boston through
        Concord, NH and the possibility of freezing drizzle tonight.
         
548.127CBHVAX::CBHLager LoutThu Dec 14 1995 17:055
We seem to have had our share of snow already.  It snowed at the start of last 
week, then it took about another week to melt, but now it's just cold and 
miserable.

Chris.
548.128POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of Tummy TimeThu Dec 14 1995 17:115
    
    I think I'll just spend a few hours in Amory's until all the nuts are
    off the roads.
    
    
548.129ROWLET::AINSLEYLess than 150 kts. is TOO slow!Thu Dec 14 1995 17:445
    re: .121
    
    Welcome to the joys of home ownership:-)
    
    Bob
548.130TROOA::BUTKOVICHit's tummy time!Thu Dec 14 1995 17:546
    I'm already worried about how I'm going to handle it when one of my
    hands goes out of commission in a couple of weeks.
    
    BTW - As a landlord, do you think I'm responsible for keeping my
    tenants portion of the driveway shovelled?  I've done it so far, but I
    don't want her to get used to it if it's not required.  
548.131TROOA::COLLINSSparky DoobsterThu Dec 14 1995 17:579
    
    >As a landlord, do you think I'm responsible for keeping my
    >tenants portion of the driveway shovelled?
    
    In the absence of a prior agreement otherwise, probably yes.
    
    Look at it this way: if your tenant is injured while shovelling,
    will you be liable?
    
548.132POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of Tummy TimeThu Dec 14 1995 18:137
    
    Actually, if it's not mentioned in the lease, you could talk to her 
    about it and volunteer to shovel her half up until you have surgery if
    she'll shovel your half while you're recovering.
    
    
    
548.133POLAR::RICHARDSONCPU CyclerThu Dec 14 1995 19:052
    I think I'll just spend a few hours in Amory's until all the nuts are
    off the roads.
548.134MPGS::MARKEYI'm feeling ANSI and ISOlatedThu Dec 14 1995 19:077
    > I think I'll just spend a few hours in Amory's until all the nuts are
    > off the roads.
    
    Welcome to Massachusetts and the Twighlight Zone my friend, where
    you will spend the rest of eternity at Amory's...
    
    -b
548.1358^)POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of Tummy TimeThu Dec 14 1995 19:136
    
    .133
    
    Is there an echo in here?
    
    
548.136CONSLT::MCBRIDEpack light, keep low, move fast, reload oftenThu Dec 14 1995 19:211
    Hotel Maynardfornia?
548.137CBHVAX::CBHLager LoutThu Dec 14 1995 19:238
>    I think I'll just spend a few hours in Amory's until all the nuts are
>    off the roads.
    
I wouldn't worry about it unless you should happen to find yourself on the 
A120 between Bishop's Stortford and Colchester between 9am and 5pm GMT 
tomorrow...

Chris.
548.138POLAR::RICHARDSONCPU CyclerThu Dec 14 1995 19:241
    Is that GMT standard or daylight savings?
548.139CBHVAX::CBHLager LoutThu Dec 14 1995 19:276
>    Is that GMT standard or daylight savings?

standard; daylight savings (BST) went so long ago I can't remember if I was 
irate about having to get up earlier or thankful for the lie-in.

Chris.
548.140POLAR::RICHARDSONCPU CyclerThu Dec 14 1995 19:301
    So, you keep the same clocks all year 'round then?
548.141COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertThu Dec 14 1995 19:548
No, that's not what he means.

And noone uses GMT anymore; there isn't even any timekeeping done in
Greenwich now.  The correct name for the time zone is "Western European
Time" (when it's the same as "Coordinated UNiversal Time") or "Western
European Summer Time" when it isn't.

/john
548.142BUSY::SLABOUNTYBasket CaseThu Dec 14 1995 20:038
    
    >(when it's the same as "Coordinated UNiversal Time")
    
    	TTWA:
    
    	Did John capitalize the "U" and the "N" on purpose?  And why
    	didn't he choose to save some keystrokes by abbreviating it?
    
548.143COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertThu Dec 14 1995 20:163
Well, it's abbreviated UTC.

/john
548.144CBHVAX::CBHLager LoutThu Dec 14 1995 20:235
>And noone uses GMT anymore; there isn't even any timekeeping done in

we do, noone's told *me* otherwise, anyway... BST in summer and GMT in winter.

Chris.
548.145BIGQ::SILVAEAT, Pappa, EAT!Thu Dec 14 1995 20:284

	I went 90 down the Pike.... at least it seemed that way considering I
spent 15 miles going 10-15 down rt 20. :-)
548.146CSLALL::HENDERSONFriend, will you be ready?Fri Dec 15 1995 01:2121


 I had the day off today, and was out shopping most of the day..got back
 on the road about 1PM from Salem NH-Derry on 93.  A few spinouts and
 when I got on the side streets I did a little spinning..decided it was
 time for new tires as the ones on the car had ~60k miles on them.  All
 told I spent most of the day in the mall :-/

 I feel bad for my ex wife..she's stuck in her driveway..



 Jim


 PS..I should rephrase that to say that her car is stuck in the drive way.



 Jim
548.147CONSLT::MCBRIDEpack light, keep low, move fast, reload oftenFri Dec 15 1995 11:472
    Whew!  We may have had to have showered you with witicisms if you
    hadn't made that correction.
548.148or rather the 'low'ACISS2::LEECHDia do bheatha.Fri Dec 15 1995 11:487
    Forcast said the law last night was 40.  This morning, they said it was
    40.  So, why the heck did I have to scrape frost from my windshield
    this morning?  Did the laws of physics change on me over night?  Argh.
    
    [the most hated thing about winter, for me, is the constant ice
    scraping; which makes one have to brave the cold for that much longer
    in the AM hours]
548.149BUSY::SLABOUNTYCan you hear the drums, Fernando?Fri Dec 15 1995 13:016
    
    	Steve:
    
    	Start car, turn front defroster on full blast, turn rear defroster
    	on.  Go back inside and smoke and drink coffee for 10-15 minutes.
    
548.150BIGQ::SILVAEAT, Pappa, EAT!Fri Dec 15 1995 13:1712
548.151ACISS2::LEECHDia do bheatha.Fri Dec 15 1995 14:144
>        Start car, turn front defroster on full blast, turn rear defroster
>    	on.  Go back inside and smoke and drink coffee for 10-15 minutes.
 
    Well, I might drink some coffee, but I won't smoke it.   
548.152BOXORN::HAYSSome things are worth dying forFri Dec 15 1995 14:1522
RE: 548.148 by ACISS2::LEECH "Dia do bheatha."

> Forcast said the law last night was 40.  This morning, they said it was
> 40.  So, why the heck did I have to scrape frost from my windshield this 
> morning?

Your car wasn't parked at the airport,  or where ever the official weather 
station is.  Correct?

The low temperature can vary a lot over small distances especially if there
is no wind,  low humidity and clear skies.  What was the wind,  the dew
point and the cloud cover?

Finally,  the physics of radiation predict that a solid surface such as a
car that look like "black bodies" at the temperature of interest will radiate 
heat faster than optically thick gases which are not "black bodies" at the 
temperature of interest because of absorption lines.  This can mean that
frost is possible with the air temperature as much as several degrees above
freezing,  again with no wind.


Phil
548.153ACISS2::LEECHDia do bheatha.Fri Dec 15 1995 15:421
    Actually, it was a rhetorical question.  8^)
548.154BUSY::SLABOUNTYConsume feces and expire.Fri Dec 15 1995 15:585
    
    	There is no such thing as a rhetorical question in SOAPBOX.
    
    	Or is there??
    
548.155ACISS2::LEECHDia do bheatha.Fri Dec 15 1995 16:121
    Yes, there is.
548.156POLAR::RICHARDSONCPU CyclerMon Dec 18 1995 13:231
    Air Traffic Control still uses GMT.
548.157SMURF::BINDEREis qui nos doment uescimur.Mon Dec 18 1995 13:332
548.158There _is_no_such_timezone_COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertMon Dec 18 1995 16:215
>    Air Traffic Control still uses GMT.

It's my understanding they use UTC also known as Zulu.

/john
548.159gotta love that authoritarian tone in his voiceSX4GTO::OLSONDBTC Palo AltoMon Dec 18 1995 16:233
    lessee, John, you speaking _ex_cathedra_ or merely _ex_officio_?
    
    DougO
548.160MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Mon Dec 18 1995 16:251
Ex-crementio, I believe.
548.161SMURF::WALTERSMon Dec 18 1995 16:531
    <-  loud laughter
548.162POLAR::RICHARDSONCPU CyclerMon Dec 18 1995 17:242
    My brother is an IFR Air Traffic Controller and according to him, they
    use GMT, at least here in Canada, FWIW.
548.163MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Mon Dec 18 1995 17:284
You forgot "lmnop"

KFC

548.164According to a car on Marlborough Street....PERFOM::LICEA_KANEwhen it's comin' from the leftMon Dec 18 1995 17:374
    
    Nope, it's "ijkmno", isn't it?
    
    								-mr. bill
548.165POLAR::RICHARDSONCPU CyclerMon Dec 18 1995 17:381
    {thud}
548.166POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of Tummy TimeMon Dec 18 1995 17:434
    
    Only this time of year.
    
    
548.167MPGS::MARKEYI'm feeling ANSI and ISOlatedWed Dec 20 1995 02:347
    
    In the microclimate of Lake Quinsigamond and the surrounding hills,
    we have received 3.75 inches of snow from this storm, as of
    11:30PM. And unlike other similar tools in the hands of the human
    male species, my Stanley tape measure never lies.
    
    -b
548.168DRDAN::KALIKOWDIGITAL=DEC; Reclaim the Name&amp;Glory!Wed Dec 20 1995 02:435
    You gots the standard-issue metric tape measure that you use in the
    bedroom (and claim is in inches)??
    
    :-)
    
548.169MPGS::MARKEYI'm feeling ANSI and ISOlatedWed Dec 20 1995 02:444
    
    No, I prefer a yard-stick... :-)
    
    -b
548.170COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertWed Dec 20 1995 03:2319
My meter stick claims that 2.5 in/6.5 cm of the white stuff has fallen
so far down here in Acton.

Looks like a fizzle so far.

National Weather Service sez (11:20 pm):

    although the storm does not appear to be quite as potent as

previously thought...between 8 and 15 inches of snow is still

expected across a large part of massachusetts...northern connecticut

and northern rhode island by late wednesday.  six to 12 inches of

snow is anticipated for cheshire and hillsboro counties in southern

new hampshire.

548.171USAT05::SANDERRWed Dec 20 1995 09:101
    ...so much for Binder's Storm of the Decade...
548.172Nary enough to close a DIGITAL FacilityMOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Wed Dec 20 1995 09:462
Pretty wimpy so far in Mont Vernon. 10 cm over the course of 11.5 hours.

548.173TROOA::COLLINSSparky DoobsterWed Dec 20 1995 11:276
    
    .172,
    
    Heh heh heh...soon we will have you measuring the temperature
    in Celcius!
    
548.174COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertWed Dec 20 1995 11:374
As far as I can tell, DEC Hudson opens at noon, and all other DEC offices
are open now.

/john
548.175GAVEL::JANDROWGreen-Eyed Lady...Wed Dec 20 1995 12:154
    
    this facility is open...
    
    
548.176CSLALL::HENDERSONPraise His name I am freeWed Dec 20 1995 12:2213


 This one is open.  I got up this morning expecting to have to dig my 
car out.  I came out, brushed the snow off in less than 3 minutes, got
in the car and off I went.  Took less time than usual to get here, and
I was doing 60-65 down 93 South.  

Walking through the parking lot was far more treacherous than the roads.



Jim
548.177DEVLPR::DKILLORANNo Compromise on FreedomWed Dec 20 1995 12:305
    
    I had about 10" of snow at my place.  It was weird, going home last
    night.  The snow wasn't bad around 128, but when I got off and headed
    east, it was almost white-out conditions.  
    
548.178POLAR::RICHARDSONCPU CyclerWed Dec 20 1995 12:411
    Sounds like the coast got more than areas in-land. 
548.179POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of Tummy TimeWed Dec 20 1995 12:434
    
    The little map on the television this morning showed 12-18" right along
    the coast and 6-10" West of Boston and on the Cape.
    
548.180POLAR::RICHARDSONCPU CyclerWed Dec 20 1995 12:521
    Can you get me a copy?
548.181POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of Tummy TimeWed Dec 20 1995 13:103
    
    There's room on my couch if you want to come sit and watch it yourself.
    
548.182POLAR::RICHARDSONCPU CyclerWed Dec 20 1995 13:151
    'kay.
548.1838^)POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of Tummy TimeWed Dec 20 1995 13:171
    
548.184NETRIX::thomasThe Code WarriorWed Dec 20 1995 15:121
LKG is still pretty much deserted.  I wonder in the cafe is even open...
548.185CSLALL::HENDERSONPraise His name I am freeWed Dec 20 1995 15:229


 Make no bones about it, there's only a skeleton crew here today.




 Jim
548.186MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Wed Dec 20 1995 15:372
It's good tibia loyal sort and show up, though, isn't it, Jim?

548.187CSLALL::HENDERSONPraise His name I am freeWed Dec 20 1995 15:404


 Loyal my foot!
548.188TROOA::trp669.tro.dec.com::Chrisit's tummy time!Wed Dec 20 1995 15:422
He cannot tell a fibula. If a femur people had not shown up, Jim would 
be on his way home!
548.189MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Wed Dec 20 1995 15:502
Jim would have given an arm and a leg to be there today under _any_
circumstances - I can tell.
548.190CONSLT::MCBRIDEpack light, keep low, move fast, reload oftenWed Dec 20 1995 16:131
    This string is not as humurus as the x-mas tree one..
548.191POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of Tummy TimeWed Dec 20 1995 16:165
    
    I wonder what I'd have done if I'd metacarpal ling a snowboarder down
    Route 2.
    
    
548.192MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Wed Dec 20 1995 16:172
Well, ulna t rest till it improves.

548.193GAVEL::JANDROWGreen-Eyed Lady...Wed Dec 20 1995 16:178
    
    >>LKG is still pretty much deserted.  I wonder in the cafe is even open...
                    			  ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^	
    is that why they call you the 'code warrior'???
    
    :>
    
    
548.194SMURF::WALTERSWed Dec 20 1995 16:185
    It's all down to the weather.  The carpal tunnel was closed and
    there's an accident on the nasal bridge.  Snow's so thick you have to
    crania neck out the side window to see.  In spite of stern, um,
    warnings from the cops people are still driving too fast - make no
    bones about it. 
548.195MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Wed Dec 20 1995 16:192
If it were me, Deb, I'd tell my dad, and have patella cop.

548.196POLAR::RICHARDSONCPU CyclerWed Dec 20 1995 16:371
    Pelvis has left the building!
548.197CONSLT::MCBRIDEpack light, keep low, move fast, reload oftenWed Dec 20 1995 16:403
    Get hip folks.  These puns have no spine.  A good pun cuts to the
    marrow of the subject.  The storm must have ham strung your ability 
    to nail these.  
548.198SMURF::WALTERSWed Dec 20 1995 16:451
    Ischium getting into his car.
548.199ACISS2::LEECHDia do bheatha.Wed Dec 20 1995 17:283
    .197
    
    Your just ribbing us...
548.200Vomit Cow says...ACISS2::LEECHDia do bheatha.Wed Dec 20 1995 17:288
			  (__)
                          (oo)
                   /-------\/ 
                  / |     || \ 
                 *  ||W---|| CLINTON! 
                    ~~    ~~  

    
548.201POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of Tummy TimeWed Dec 20 1995 17:316
    
    .199
    
    Apostrophe and letter deficiency.
    
    
548.202CSLALL::HENDERSONPraise His name I am freeWed Dec 20 1995 17:493

 snowing rather nicely here in Andover Mass, USA
548.203COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertWed Dec 20 1995 18:0523
Argh.

Pam wasn't able to get the car out of the driveway this morning; we had to
try to get it back into the garage at 7:15 so that the plow could plow
the driveway when it arrived; she had someone else pick her up and take
her to work.  Plow arrived at 7:30.

I took the car out at 1:15 to get lunch.  Took about five or six runs at
the hill to get out.

Half an hour ago Pam called to tell me she had fallen flat on her back
in the hospital parking lot and wanted to come home early.  I had just
finished shoveling the walks and taking a shower and went to try to get
the car out.

Another two inches of snow has fallen in the last two hours.  The driveway
is impassable again.  You can't even see my tracks from when I came back
from lunch.  Each attempt to get out just took me closer to the precipice.
Pam's going to have to take a taxi home or something.  It took me twenty
minutes to get the car back into the garage, and I'm dripping with sweat,
and my nasal passages are coated with the smell of burning rubber.

/john
548.204DASHER::RALSTONscrewiti'mgoinhome..Wed Dec 20 1995 18:302
    You guys are so lucky. All this damn sun in Colorado is going to spoil
    Christmas.  :)
548.205Stinkin' Leper!!!SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIRhubarb... celery gone bloodshot.Wed Dec 20 1995 18:331
    
548.206BUSY::SLABOUNTYBuzzword BingoWed Dec 20 1995 18:356
    
    	John, what kind of car do you have that this storm is making it
    	impossible for you to get anywhere?  A Corvette?
    
    	And Jim, it's snowing pretty good down here in Marlboro, also.
    
548.207TROOA::trp669.tro.dec.com::Chrisit's tummy time!Wed Dec 20 1995 18:596
*Your* storm must be making it's way up the east coast.  My brother has
been stuck in Halifax all morning trying to make a flight to Toronto.
They have already cancelled three flights.  The latest is a possible
connection to Montreal and then another long wait for a seat to
Toronto.  I don't get how a plane could make it to Montreal but not
to Toronto when the weather is clear here.
548.208BUSY::SLABOUNTYCandy'O, I need you ...Wed Dec 20 1995 19:087
    
    	Maybe they're having trouble with runways OUT of Montreal.
    
    	For example, as of 7:30 or so, Logan only had 1 runway open,
    	and that had just opened up 5 minutes before.  And it was ex-
    	pected to be closed down periodically for maintenance.
    
548.209ACISS1::BATTISgrandmagotrunoverbyacamaroWed Dec 20 1995 19:092
    
    It's sunny here in Chicago, and 35 to boot.
548.210TROOA::trp669.tro.dec.com::Chrisit's tummy time!Wed Dec 20 1995 19:164
Yeah, but why would they have to go to Montreal at all?  If the flight
can get out of Halifax, why not just go straight to Toronto without
the stop in Montreal?  These are supposed to be direct flights in the
first place.
548.211BUSY::SLABOUNTYCan you hear the drums, Fernando?Wed Dec 20 1995 19:556
    
    	OK, maybe they're having problems landing in Toronto and are
    	creating a stop-over to buy some time.
    
    	[You never said it was a direct flight.]
    
548.212CSLALL::HENDERSONPraise His name I am freeWed Dec 20 1995 19:598


 Still snowing out there.  I wonder what the drive north on 93 is
 going to be like.


 Jim
548.213BUSY::SLABOUNTYCan you hear the drums, Fernando?Wed Dec 20 1995 20:025
    
    	MRO appeared to be at 1/2 staff or so, and if you apply that %
    	to the rest of NE then I figure you'll be OK.  The roads were
    	deserted [relatively speaking] on the way in today.
    
548.214COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertWed Dec 20 1995 20:086
The problem isn't the car; it's a front-wheel drive Audi.

The problem is the sheet of ice under the snow and the hill out of my
driveway.

/john
548.215BUSY::SLABOUNTYCan you hear the drums, Fernando?Wed Dec 20 1995 20:118
    
    	That explains it.
    
    	I think you need a whole bunch of sand or salt or something
    	like that.
    
    	Or a winch tied to a tree across the street.
    
548.216SCASS1::EDITEX::MOOREPerhapsTheDreamIsDreamingUsWed Dec 20 1995 20:123
    > Or a winch tied to a tree across the street.
    
    What does Joan of Arc have to do with it ?
548.217BUSY::SLABOUNTYCan you hear the drums, Fernando?Wed Dec 20 1995 20:203
    
    	"Winch", not "wench".
    
548.218GIDDAY::BURTDPD (tm)Wed Dec 20 1995 20:291
{snicker}
548.219BUSY::SLABOUNTYCan you hear the drums, Fernando?Wed Dec 20 1995 20:343
    
    	{three musketeer}
    
548.220Drat Ralph Nader!!DECLNE::REESEMy REALITY check bouncedWed Dec 20 1995 20:5310
    For those who may not have any sand or salt on hand, kitty litter
    does great on ice and snow ;-)
    
    Best little car on ice and snow was my '64 Corvair Monza Spider.
    Lived in rather "hilly" section of NE PA; never needed anything
    other than a good set of snow tires in the winter.  I could get
    places with that car than others with chains on their cars couldn't
    begin to try.
    
    
548.221DRDAN::KALIKOWDIGITAL=DEC; Reclaim the Name&amp;Glory!Thu Dec 21 1995 01:2522
    I had a major kick today, as I worked from home, between two
    floor-to-ceiling picture windows, with my Ultra laptop logged in at
    28.8 kBaud, multiple windows open all day long.  The thing that'll make
    THIS storm stick in my memory is that every hour or so, I'd check up 
    on http://www.intellicast.com/weather/bos/bref1.gif and I could *see*
    the storm coming on.  There was a big lull between the parts of the
    storm, and I could predict, from watching the slow frame-by-frame
    time-lapse moompitcha, just when the flakes would start flying again. 
    Some kids came to the door and offered to shovel us out, but I told 'em
    (a) I have a snowblower, and (b) there was another HUGE buncha snow on
    its way.  I sat back and kept surfing away, secure in the knowledge
    that it would be futile to start in a-cleaning.  Then, towards evening,
    as the snow was still flying, I saw the trailing edge would pass by
    "close enough" to dark and when the turkey/gravy/stuffing/fixin's would
    be done, so I went out & cleared stuff away.  Returned as things calmed
    down outside, enjoyed quite the Thanksgiving II feast.  But the feeling
    of KNOWING what was up there, of somehow feeling MORE IN CONTROL of
    events because of the Web, was a watershed (well OK, a SNOWshed) in my
    experience in the (r)evolution of cyberspace...
    
    |-{:-)
    
548.222CSLALL::HENDERSONPraise His name I am freeThu Dec 21 1995 01:4017
>The problem isn't the car; it's a front-wheel drive Audi.

>The problem is the sheet of ice under the snow and the hill out of my
>driveway.


 My ex had this problem Saturday.  she has a 250' driveway that wasn't
 plowed very well, and the 4 wheel drive on her Cherokee conked out and
 she was stuck pretty good.  I dug her out a couple times, got stuck 
 a couple times, and dug her out again.  I talked to her a little while
 ago and she's stuck again (part for the 4WD was due in today but alas,
 didn't make it).



 Jim
548.223USAT05::SANDERRThu Dec 21 1995 09:133
    re: Montreal
    
    it's tough getting out of Montreal; just as k the Expos
548.224DASHER::RALSTONscrewiti'mgoinhome..Thu Dec 21 1995 12:476
    ^Best little car on ice and snow was my '64 Corvair Monza Spider.
    
    I had one of those. A brown one with an automatic transmission. The
    shift lever was on the dashboard. It was great in the snow. But I have
    to say that it wasn't as good as my first car, a 1955 VW bug. It didn't
    know he meaning of stuck!
548.225POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of Tummy TimeThu Dec 21 1995 12:588
    
    We were released early (3:40) yesterday "because of the weather".  There
    was maybe 1/4" of snow on half of my windscreen.  The roads were clear
    and empty.  My driveway was still clear (I had shoveled at 6am).  This
    morning my car was barely dusted with snow.
    
    What happened to the effing blizzard?
    
548.226CONSLT::MCBRIDEpack light, keep low, move fast, reload oftenThu Dec 21 1995 13:011
    It decided to hang out in Aroostook County, ME and Nover Scotier.  
548.227My eyes start to hurtMOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Thu Dec 21 1995 13:158
>  with my Ultra laptop logged in at 28.8 kBaud

Er, Dan'l, don't you have a desktop at home with a more comfortable
display?

The thought of staring at a laptop display for long periods of time
just makes me uncomfortable.

548.228BIGHOG::PERCIVALI'm the NRA,USPSA/IPSC,NROI-ROThu Dec 21 1995 13:2110
        <<< Note 548.227 by MOLAR::DELBALSO "I (spade) my (dogface)" >>>

>The thought of staring at a laptop display for long periods of time
>just makes me uncomfortable.

	Try the thought of being able to note while stretched out in
	a recliner, or even from the comfort of one's own bed.

Jim

548.229SMURF::BINDEREis qui nos doment vescimur.Thu Dec 21 1995 13:267
    .227
    
    > The thought of staring at a laptop display for long periods of time
    > just makes me uncomfortable.
    
    Invest in a better laptop.  The top-line PowerBook 5300 machine has a
    10"-diagonal 800x600 active matrix, 32768 colors.
548.230and how many bucks???SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIRhubarb... celery gone bloodshot.Thu Dec 21 1995 13:291
    
548.231SMURF::BINDEREis qui nos doment vescimur.Thu Dec 21 1995 13:376
    Well, the PowerBook 5300ce also comes with 32 Mb of RAM and a 1.1-Gb
    disk.  Its 117-MHz PowerPC 603e is faster than the fastest Pentium
    machine available (desktop or laptop).  It has a trackpad, an expansion
    bay that can hold a floppy or a second disk drive or other stuff,
    PCMCIA slots, built-in serial, SCSI, video-out, 16-bit stereo in and
    out, and Ethernet ports.  $6399.
548.232SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIRhubarb... celery gone bloodshot.Thu Dec 21 1995 13:409
    
    
    Only $6399???
    
    Lemme see... I should have that paltry sum stuck in the back of my
    wallet somewhere....
    
    :) :) :)
    
548.233COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertThu Dec 21 1995 13:415
Well, sometime in the next year or two I've gotta buy one of those or
an Alphabook.  The Alphabook, with 64Mb and a gigadisk, at employee prices,
will hopefully be less than twice that price.

/john
548.234SMURF::BINDEREis qui nos doment vescimur.Thu Dec 21 1995 13:465
    .233
    
    You can put up to 64 Mb in the 5300-series PowerBooks.  An additional
    32 Mb for the 5300ce will probably cost you about $1600 from the right
    source.
548.235ACISS2::LEECHDia do bheatha.Thu Dec 21 1995 13:5722
    It was rather amusing watching folks in my parking lot (it was a sheet
    of ice before they plowed it), which is far from level, trying to back
    their cars out (which is an uphill ordeal).  RRRRRRRRRRR  VROOOOOOOM  
    <tires spinning like mad, but the cars going nowhere>.  I go out to my 
    car start it up, and back right up without any problem.
    
    I remember last year, helping one of my neighbors get his El Camino out
    of the parking lot.  Took about 20 minutes, and that's with salt,
    shovel, and a lot of pushing on my part (not to mention a lot of extra
    weight in the back to help with traction).  After getting him going, I
    dust the 6" of snow off my car, start it up, then proceed to mow
    through snow and ice without any problem whatsoever (with nearly bald
    tires, too).  
    
    I may drive a peice of junk, but that under-powered Jetta is best car
    I've ever had for driving in snow- especially since putting a good set
    of tires on it.  It does not know the definition of the work "stuck".
    A small consolation for driving a junker, but you gotta look at the
    bright side of life every now and then.  8^)
    
    
    -steve
548.236BIGQ::SILVAEAT, Pappa, EAT!Thu Dec 21 1995 14:007
| <<< Note 548.234 by SMURF::BINDER "Eis qui nos doment vescimur." >>>


| An additional 32 Mb for the 5300ce will probably cost you about $1600 from the
| right source.

	I only buy from the Left!
548.237MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Thu Dec 21 1995 14:117
> The top-line PowerBook 5300 machine has a 10"-diagonal

That ain't my idea of a good time. My home PC here has a 13" diagonal
and even that borders on being painfully small. The main reason I've
never invested in any laptop is that my vision is so poor that the
screen is unusable for me.

548.238SMURF::BINDEREis qui nos doment vescimur.Thu Dec 21 1995 14:179
    .237
    
    If it's your vision that's the problem, then that sux.  I use a
    PowerBook 150 (9.5" diagonal 4-level grayscale - white, light gray,
    dark gray, and black).  Since I bought it in June, I've come to depend
    on it.  I bought it not as my main axe but rather for the kinds of
    things one would use a day planner and a note book for - but I also
    find myself doing the kinds of things Jim mentions, such as working in
    the comfort of an easy chair.
548.239ACISS1::BATTISgrandmagotrunoverbyacamaroThu Dec 21 1995 15:143
    
    you PC eliteists, ha, I'll gladly take my pentium powered 17" monitor
    tower anyday over a laptop.
548.240SMURF::BINDEREis qui nos doment vescimur.Thu Dec 21 1995 15:273
    .239
    
    Take it on a skiing holiday, will you?
548.241SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIRhubarb... celery gone bloodshot.Thu Dec 21 1995 16:097
    
    
    >Take it on a skiing holiday, will you?
    
    If I ever... EVER!.. take a PC on a holiday or a vacation, I would
    expect someone... anyone to shoot me at once!!!
    
548.242POLAR::RICHARDSONCPU CyclerThu Dec 21 1995 16:121
    Why should a PC get a vaction or holiday?
548.243SMURF::BINDEREis qui nos doment vescimur.Thu Dec 21 1995 16:394
    .241
    
    Some of us relish the idea of taking the laptop along so we can regale
    the folx back home with all that they're missing.
548.244POLAR::RICHARDSONCPU CyclerThu Dec 21 1995 16:424
    So, can you by your Mac a cute little outfit for the beach?
    
    Does your laptop sit at the bar and say "Hey Mac! I've a scotch on the
    rocks!"?
548.245SMURF::BINDEREis qui nos doment vescimur.Thu Dec 21 1995 16:478
    .244
    
    I don't do beaches.
    
    My laptop can indeed sit at the bar and say, "Hey Mac!  I'll have a
    scotch on the rocks!"  It can say anything I tell it to say.  Of
    course, I'd never tell it to order scotch polluted with added water,
    even if the water is in the solid state.
548.246PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BThu Dec 21 1995 16:484
  i can't picture richard on the beach.  no.  no, the image just won't
  come together.

548.247SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIRhubarb... celery gone bloodshot.Thu Dec 21 1995 16:493
    
    
    Any licker that ain't clear... ain't worth drinkin'!!!
548.248WMOIS::GIROUARD_CThu Dec 21 1995 16:515
    senior in high school... '66 Corvair and it was great in the snow.
    the trans-axle went right before graduation. i loved that car.
    
    automatic with the little toggle shifter on the dashboard, no hump
    on the floor, navy blue... i wanna go back!
548.249SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIRhubarb... celery gone bloodshot.Thu Dec 21 1995 16:556
    
    
    Hump?
    
    What hump??
    
548.250And if I had a daughter, sir, I'd dress her in white and goldCOVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertThu Dec 21 1995 16:556
Like all the jolly good fellows
I drink my whiskey clear.

I'm a ramblin' gamblin'
Elephant Engineer!

548.251POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of Tummy TimeThu Dec 21 1995 17:044
    
    Oh, I can see dick on the beach.  He probably wears madras trunks.
    
    
548.252SMURF::BINDEREis qui nos doment vescimur.Thu Dec 21 1995 17:053
    .251
    
    It's a bleedin' fair cop.
548.253POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of Tummy TimeThu Dec 21 1995 17:066
    
    HAH!!
    
    8^)
    
    
548.254SCASS1::NEWEDI::MOOREPerhapsTheDreamIsDreamingUsThu Dec 21 1995 17:2812
    .221
    
    Dr. Dan,
    
    Precisely what I am doing sitting at my desk, this very moment.
    
    We're due for 3 inches tonight, which, in Dallas, generally shuts
    down everything, since we have no snowbags here.
    
    Isn't it neat to watch the sat-maps in MPEG?
    
    Barry (the closet weather-junkie)
548.255ACISS1::BATTISgrandmagotrunoverbyacamaroThu Dec 21 1995 17:293
    
    .251
    AGAGAGAGAGAG
548.256GRANPA::MWANNEMACHERRIP Amos, you will be missedThu Dec 21 1995 17:467
    
    
    
    
    I can see Dick on the beach, with his big straw hat and loud teri shirt
    white socks and sandals.........face and arms covered in white suntan
    lotion.
548.257BUSY::SLABOUNTYForm feed = &lt;ctrl&gt;v &lt;ctrl&gt;lThu Dec 21 1995 17:483
    
    	... ordering martinis in Latin.
    
548.258PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BThu Dec 21 1995 17:492
   .257   aagagagag!  oh... too funny. ;>
548.259ACISS1::BATTISgrandmagotrunoverbyacamaroThu Dec 21 1995 17:554
    
    .257
    
    Shawn, that was great!
548.260They whipped us into a snow frenzyAMN1::RALTOClinto Barada NiktoThu Dec 21 1995 18:049
    For an excellent skewering of Boston's snow-panic-stricken TV "news",
    see the article in today's Boston Herald by Monica Collins.  On the
    same page, she pokes "K-Mart shoppers" Rosie O'Donnell and Penny
    Marshall ("slovenly", "talking like children", "yahoo types missing
    a gene") as being precisely the types that you're afraid you'll run
    into at a K-Mart, and their appearance in these ads serves mainly
    to drive you away from the very idea of shopping there.
    
    Chris
548.261NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Thu Dec 21 1995 18:101
Maybe they're shorting Kmart stock.
548.262SMURF::BINDEREis qui nos doment vescimur.Thu Dec 21 1995 18:153
    .257
    
    ROTFLMAO
548.263SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIRhubarb... celery gone bloodshot.Thu Dec 21 1995 18:1510
    
    
    What pisses me off is the elederly people in Revere who had to be
    "evacuated" based partly on this crappy sensationalism....
    
     These poor people were crying and stunned as they were being led to
    buses...
    
     These news creeps oughta be made to eat a meter of snow for that!!!
    
548.264CSLALL::HENDERSONPraise His name I am freeThu Dec 21 1995 18:485


 What did people do 30 years ago during a snowstorm before all the media
 started telling us how horrible it is going to be?
548.265CONSLT::MCBRIDEpack light, keep low, move fast, reload oftenThu Dec 21 1995 18:543
    Got up, looked out at the weather rock and decided how to dress.  If it
    was white, you might need galoshes and a mackinaw.  If it looked wet,
    galoshes and a slicker.  If it cast a shadow, skip the galoshes.  
548.266CSLALL::HENDERSONPraise His name I am freeThu Dec 21 1995 18:5811


 ya mean they didn't need a bunch of bozos telling them that things are a little
 crazy at the airport, or that traffic is a bit backed up, or that they had 
 better go to the grocery store and buy up everything they have, including
 every carton of milk and jug of water?



Jim
548.267BUSY::SLABOUNTYI smell T-R-O-U-B-L-EThu Dec 21 1995 19:017
    
    	I believe that the % of drivers who are women has risen dramat-
    	ically in the last 30 years, as has the perceived danger of be-
    	ing on the roads in bad weather.
    
    	Coincidence?  You make the call.
    
548.268Weather terrorists get the big ratingsAMN1::RALTOClinto Barada NiktoThu Dec 21 1995 19:019
    Good point there, it was more fun back before we "knew" how much
    snow it was going to be.  We used to watch it build up, wonder if
    we'd be getting out of school, and so on.
    
    My theory on Boston's local TV weather wimpiness is that a screw
    came undone one day in February, 1978.  And they'll never be the
    same again.
    
    Chris
548.269Dukaka wore a 17 year old sweater todayEST::RANDOLPHTom R. N1OOQThu Dec 21 1995 19:056
>    My theory on Boston's local TV weather wimpiness is that a screw
>    came undone one day in February, 1978.  And they'll never be the
>    same again.

Ya know, they all predicted just a few inches that day. Guess they're making
sure THAT never happens again.
548.270I keep prayin' to the tooth fairy to turn Cleo into a Porshe :-)DECLNE::REESEMy REALITY check bouncedThu Dec 21 1995 21:1612
    Eeeeeeuuuuuuuw, what's with the weenies driving Convairs with
    automatic transmissions, blech!!!  My Monza Spider was burgundy
    w/black interior......4 on the floor!!!  The rear engine helps in
    some circumstances, but I never would have made it up the hill
    to my house if that car had an automatic transmission ;-)
    
    Cleo the Geo has her merits (50 miles per gallon), but I don't think
    I'd want her as an automatic either.....the 5 speed makes her 
    tolerable.
    
    
    
548.271CSLALL::HENDERSONPraise His name I am freeFri Dec 22 1995 02:179


Porsche




 nnttm
548.272WMOIS::GIROUARD_CFri Dec 22 1995 09:024
    gee Karen, who made the Convair?
    
    ...and you're running around in a Geo (manual tranny or not) and you're
       busting MY chops?!!? i don't think so so sweetie. :-)
548.273CLYDE::KOWALEWICZ_Mred roads...Fri Dec 22 1995 11:489
548.274CSLALL::HENDERSONPraise His name I am freeFri Dec 22 1995 12:0012
                    <<< Note 548.272 by WMOIS::GIROUARD_C >>>

>    gee Karen, who made the Convair?
    
 
     Well, there were several versions of the convair..do you mean the
     turbo-props or the jets?




 Jim
548.275DASHER::RALSTONscrewiti'mgoinhome..Fri Dec 22 1995 12:251
    Is it Winter yet?  By golly, IT IS!!!
548.276WMOIS::GIROUARD_CFri Dec 22 1995 12:322
    gee Jim, where do you suppose you can park those things for a quick
    run into the druggist? :-)
548.277Snow Wimps?12GAGE::DERIEGetting there $5 at a time...Fri Dec 22 1995 12:51101
 

                 New Hampshire Sunday News, December 10, 1995

                  Are TV Forecasters Turning Us Into Wimps?
 
                             By Pat Hammond
 
     Mega-hyped TV forecasts of nor'easters and other rugged New England
   phenomena may be contributing to the creation of an unfortunate new
   breed - snow wimps. People who are afraid to go out in the snow.
     Not only that. Glitzy television weather computer-graphics depicting
   blizzards and hurricanes have scared the snowpants off the school
   superintendents whose job it is to cancel school if the weather isn't
   safe for buses. Not wanting to take chances, the superintedents
   dutifully chalk up another snow day, even though the TV weather call
   may be a far cry from what we see in the window.
     Sometimes, like Friday, Dec.2, the weather wizards are wrong, and
   gleeful school children get a beautiful day off while embarrassed
   superintendents try to mollify annoyed parents.
     "In the old days, we didn't have any advanced weather reports to 
   speak of," retired Manchester school superintendent Henry McLaughlin
   said yesterday. "Now everybody panics. And there's no need to, not in
   the cities anyway. The city plows are out early and by 8 a.m. all the
   roads are in shape."
     No need to panic?
     Not if you watched WMUR-TV reporter Amanda Ober reporting yesterday
   afternoon on the Portsmouth waterfront. "The wind is  strong, the
   temperature is bitter," and she could "barely make out" the 
   Portsmouth Navy Yard in the background because of blowing snow.
   Police advise motorists not to head out, Ober said.
     When a shopper interviewed in downtown Portsmouth said she didn't
   mind the snow because it wasn't bad, Ober took strong issue. "It's
   getting worse," she said, kicking the snow on the ground. "Its a good
   three inches."   
     On Bostons WBZ-TV cars are seen driving along a well-plowed roadway
   while reporter Jack Hart is heard warning viewers to drive with extra
   caution.
     New Hampshire state police reported a few fender benders but said
   motorists were generally proceeding with caution.
     Stephen Taylor drove home tp Plainfield from Portsmouth in the 
   middle of it all. "I came right along, no problems at all," the 
   states commissioner of agriculture said.
     "Things get canceled when they don't have to," Taylor said. "With
   the weather science what it is now, all the weather services
   provide a huge volume of information rapidly. What I always get 
   a kick out off is when they give a tremendous buildup to snow and
   then we only get an inch or two."
     "In the '50s, when I grew up," said Taylor, who is 56, "they
   didn't call off school. I think they are getting increasingly wimpish."
   Taylor recalled that newspaper publisher John Harrigan from up in 
   Colebrook way laughs at the southern part of the state for calling
   off school for a few inches of snow.
     "Watch out for those over-hyped forecasts," Taylor warned. "The
   only one I rely on the most is 'Eye on the Sky,' put out by the 
   Fairbanks Museum on the Vermont Public Radio. They are very 
   conservative and reserved."
     Conservative and reserved also describes Don Kent, long-time
   WBZ-TV weatherman retired to Sanbornton, where he still operates
   satellite weather observing equipment and forecasts for a radio
   station in Hyannis.
     Kent is too much of a gentleman to publicly assail anyone in his
   profession but he acknowledges that, without naming names, there 
   are certain television weather forecasters whose style goes against 
   his grain.
     Kent attributed much of the showmanship now seen on the television
   weather forecasts to the versatility of computer graphics. Things 
   weren't that way in 1955, he recalls.
     "When I started in on TV," Kent said, "we had a blackboard and a 
   piece of white chaulk. It worked out fine. But now there are computer
   systems and they paint clouds in that move and everyone is trying to 
   be first with the greatest.
     "My friends in WBZ-TV walk right into the picture full of enthusiasm,"
   he said. "They have things in hand and they point and say, 'Up here
   it's 45 degrees,' and zing, 45 shows up on the screen.
     "Every station is trying to do its thing. One fellow - on another
   station - I know is a swell guy, but he comes accross on his broadcast
   as an absolute nut. I told him that and he said to me, `You do yours 
   your way and I'll do it mine.'
     "But it discusts me to see to see weather clowned up. My way was 
   to explain things in a pleasant way and not tell jokes. One guy has a 
   `TTC' - meaning `tough to call' - designation in his weather vocabulary.
   Can you imagine a guy making hundreds of thousands of dollars a year 
   doing that! I don't watch him, to be sure.
     Professor Joseph Meyrowitz teaches courses on the media and the 
   society at the University of New Hampshire.
     "There is a move to try to make many stories more dramatic and more 
   visually appealing in detail, and also have that `you are there' sense,"
   he said.
     "Stories in general have moved from abstract ideas to visual, visceral,
   emotional and personal. I think there are some troubling aspects to this.
   Increasingly we see a culture moving toward the emotional and intimate
   rather than logical. Stories that can be dramitized get played up 
   incredibly - like the Simpson trial.
     "We are moving toward pseudo-news and the (hyped) weather report is
   an example of that. Here you are, on the spot! - but it does not tell 
   you anything.
     "I am concerned about the general direction of the news," Meyrowitz
   said. "Instead of telling people what they really need to know about
   the world, we are covering things like celebrities, crimes and the 
   weather." 
548.278DECLNE::REESEMy REALITY check bouncedFri Dec 22 1995 17:2110
    Good grief, I never saw such a group that could get so anal over
    spelling errors!!
    
    
    Chip,
    
    If I COULD still buy a CORVAIR, I wouldn't be driving the damn Geo
    OK???
    
    
548.279CSLALL::HENDERSONPraise His name I am freeFri Dec 22 1995 17:238


 I had a friend who had one of the Corvair vans (Corvans).



 Jim
548.280USAT05::SANDERRSat Dec 23 1995 09:125
    my next door neighbor when I was growing uop in Baltimore had a
    corvair.  Coal black convertible, red interior, man, what a pickup
    machine.
    
    Karen, is that why you like the Corvair?  :-)
548.281DECLNE::REESEMy REALITY check bouncedTue Dec 26 1995 13:278
    .280
    
    Weeelllllllllll, not really ;-}
    
    Even if it did, the bucket seats and stick shift helped keep 'em
    in line :-)
    
    
548.282WMOIS::GIROUARD_CThu Dec 28 1995 09:381
    anal? me? naw... just poking fun is all...
548.283BIGQ::SILVABenevolent 'pedagogues' of humanityThu Dec 28 1995 11:091
	did someone say anal?
548.284WMOIS::GIROUARD_CThu Dec 28 1995 11:541
    Karen did! Karen did!
548.285Don't get yer knickers in a twist ;-}DECLNE::REESEMy REALITY check bouncedThu Dec 28 1995 17:201
    
548.286CSLALL::HENDERSONPraise His name I am freeTue Jan 02 1996 15:1410


 Looks like a pretty nice storm heading this way, folks.  





 Jim
548.287NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Tue Jan 02 1996 15:242
The Boston media are acting pretty laid back about this storm.  I guess they're
embarrassed about the way they wet their pants about the last one.
548.288CSLALL::HENDERSONPraise His name I am freeTue Jan 02 1996 15:2812

 No kidding.  



 Maybe I'll be able to pick up some cat food tonight without running into
 the throngs fearful of never being able to buy milk and bread again.



 Jim
548.289MAIL1::CRANETue Jan 02 1996 15:481
    I`m getting it here in N.J. as I type. It should be a good one!!!
548.290CSLALL::HENDERSONPraise His name I am freeTue Jan 02 1996 15:518

 If I'm reading the weather map right, it looks like real heavy precipitation
 down that way.



 Jim
548.291BUSY::SLABOUNTYHello good L-O-O-K-I-N-GTue Jan 02 1996 15:5610
    
    >                  <<< Note 548.289 by MAIL1::CRANE >>>
    >
    >I`m getting it here in N.J. as I type. It should be a good one!!!
    
    
    	Ooh, errr ... way to go, Ray!!
    
    	Get it once for me, too, why don't you.
    
548.292There must be a spot for Kent on New England Cable NewsAMN1::RALTOClinto Barada NiktoTue Jan 02 1996 15:578
    re: .277
    
    Don Kent is still alive and kicking?  Excellent!  That's a major
    TTLT.  But where is he, now that we need him, in this age of
    weather wimps and live reports with bundled "reporters" breathlessly
    intoning "There's already a good inch on the ground here, Liz."
    
    Chris
548.293BIGQ::SILVABenevolent 'pedagogues' of humanityTue Jan 02 1996 16:369

	I know...today's weather is all hype, like the news. They want to leave
you guessing.... I hate that. Sensationalized weather reports! Add Shelby Scott
into the picture, and you got the makings of quite a storm! At least that is
what they try and sell us. :-)


Glen
548.294E::EVANSTue Jan 02 1996 16:466
The morning television forecast for Boston was for 5-8".  The 1pm National 
Weather Service forecast says 10-15".  Regardless, it should be a nasty 
communte tomorrow morning.

Jim

548.295CSLALL::HENDERSONPraise His name I am freeTue Jan 02 1996 16:483

 Terrific
548.296BUSY::SLABOUNTYHemorrhoid from HellTue Jan 02 1996 16:5111
    
    	It's been snowing all day here in Marlboro, and after 6.5 hours
    	my car has no snow on it.
    
    	Which is good, mind you, since it's the Supra.  I was hoping to
    	avoid getting stuck, and when I left this morning it wasn't do-
    	ing anything outside so I decided to leave the Duster for tom-
    	orrow when I'm sure to need it.  Gotta keep the mileage down,
    	you know, and I drove it 2-3 times last week [or the week be-
    	fore ... whenever it snowed last].
    
548.297BIGQ::SILVABenevolent 'pedagogues' of humanityTue Jan 02 1996 17:088
| <<< Note 548.295 by CSLALL::HENDERSON "Praise His name I am free" >>>



| Terrific


	No, nasty. :-)
548.298NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Tue Jan 02 1996 18:172
So how's the driving out there?  I'm specifically interested in the drive
home from Nashua to Boston (3 and 128).
548.299CSLALL::HENDERSONPraise His name I am freeTue Jan 02 1996 18:198

 How about 93 north..Andover Ma-->Derry NH (with a quick stop in 
 Salem).



 Jim
548.300CSLALL::HENDERSONPraise His name I am freeTue Jan 02 1996 18:193

 SnowStormSnarf
548.301BIGQ::SILVABenevolent 'pedagogues' of humanityTue Jan 02 1996 18:315

	Gee, Jim... let's call into our weather spotters in those areas and
we'll give you a report... When we get it, you wi...oh wait... wait, the report
is in from our weather spotters....snowy....
548.302BUSY::SLABOUNTYWe all, we all, love it - LOUD!!Tue Jan 02 1996 18:436
    
    	Where's Willard Scott when you need him?
    
    	He's probably got elderly listeners in just those areas who'd
    	be glad to call in the weather report for you.
    
548.303BIGQ::SILVABenevolent 'pedagogues' of humanityTue Jan 02 1996 18:479
| <<< Note 548.302 by BUSY::SLABOUNTY "We all, we all, love it - LOUD!!" >>>


| Where's Willard Scott when you need him?

	Off trying to take advantage of those over 100 with advertising stuff.


Glen
548.304ROWLET::AINSLEYLess than 150 kts. is TOO slow!Tue Jan 02 1996 18:567
    Weird weather here in Dallas.  Sunday it was sunny and in the 60's and
    Marina and I went for a bike ride.  Today I awoke to about an inch of
    snow on the ground and wind chills in the teens.
    
    Yeck.  Enough of winter already.  Bring on Spring!
    
    Bob
548.305BUSY::SLABOUNTYWe all, we all, love it - LOUD!!Tue Jan 02 1996 18:573
    
    	It was 40 degrees out Saturday and I washed both cars.
    
548.306That pot of home made veg/beef soup will be delish :-)DECLNE::REESEMy REALITY check bouncedTue Jan 02 1996 19:3513
    Bob,
    
    They said that storm is heading toward Atlanta; 1" of snow pre-
    dicted.  Now 1" of snow is nothing for rational folks to worry
    about, but Atlantans are somethin' else :-(
    
    We've had rain and fog since Sunday, but it hasn't been too cold;
    that's supposed to change tonight.
    
    BTW, I did hear on the Weather Channel that the NE could be in for
    a humdinger of a snowstorm.....just take care folks.
    
    
548.307CNTROL::JENNISONA turkey and some mistletoeTue Jan 02 1996 19:433
    	
    	How many shovelfuls in a humdinger ?
    
548.308BUSY::SLABOUNTYHe ain't Ben Wah: he's my brother.Tue Jan 02 1996 20:028
    
    	NOW there's snow on my car.
    
    	And considering the fact that it's been at least a week since
    	we've had snow in MA, I'd figure most of the people here have
    	forgotten how to drive in the stuff, so it could be a fun ride
    	tonight.
    
548.309BUSY::SLABOUNTYHe ain't Ben Wah: he's my brother.Tue Jan 02 1996 20:036
    
       	>How many shovelfuls in a humdinger ?
    
    
    	ALOT.  Right, Deb?
    
548.310CNTROL::JENNISONA turkey and some mistletoeTue Jan 02 1996 20:073
    
    	I'm *sure* it's mz_debra to you, Shawn.
    
548.311BUSY::SLABOUNTYHe ain't Ben Wah: he's my brother.Tue Jan 02 1996 20:095
    
    	Oops, how silly of me ... respect my elders, etc.
    
    	Thanks for the cordial reminder, Mrs. Jennison.
    
548.312But I've seen a few ;-}DECLNE::REESEMy REALITY check bouncedTue Jan 02 1996 20:484
    Never measured a humdinger, Karen ;-}  FWIW it still looks like
    ya'll will get dumped on big time.
    
    
548.313MAIL2::CRANEWed Jan 03 1996 10:205
    Snow has turned to freezing rain now (7:20 But has been since I got up
    at 5:00am) and 20 degree temp. Suppose to stay that way till noon or
    later.
    
    
548.314WAHOO::LEVESQUEto infinity and beyondWed Jan 03 1996 10:484
    Still getting fluffy white stuff in the GMA. Perhaps 4 or 5" on the
    ground so far. Vast majority of schools are closed. Commute in this
    morning was not as bad as expected, only about 10-15 minutes longer
    than normal.
548.315SMURF::BINDEREis qui nos doment vescimur.Wed Jan 03 1996 10:538
    NOAA weather radio in Concord, Cow Hampster, was saying at 7 AM that
    the Greater Nausea Area should expect 8 to 14 inches by evening.  I
    respect what NOAA says - when everyone was predicting white doom a few
    weeks ago, NOAA was saying <shrug> 5 to 10 inches.  What did we get? 
    depending on where in the area you were, about 5 to 10 inches.
    
    But then the reichwyng wants to shut down NOAA, so I guess I'll have to
    learn to love the ridiculous weather forecasts on commercial radio.
548.316GRANPA::MWANNEMACHERRIP Amos, you will be missedWed Jan 03 1996 11:159
    
    
    I heard you all were going to get dumped on.  We (in Maryland) have
    gotten very little as far as the white stuff goes.  I'd like to see one
    good storm so the kids could get out and do some sledding and make a
    snowman.  Then bring on spring!
    
    
      
548.317CONSLT::MCBRIDEpack light, keep low, move fast, reload oftenWed Jan 03 1996 11:587
    Mid MA and northern RI could get large amounts.  It hasn't come down
    real heavily though so the road crews should be able to keep up with
    it.  The commute was as the Doctah said, slightly longer than normal. 
    I chalk this up to the number of folks that rightfully stayed in bed a
    while longer.  
    
    Brian
548.318TROOA::COLLINSHeadphone PerchWed Jan 03 1996 12:023
    
    Big snow here, especially southwest of Toronto.  Very cold.
    
548.319CSLALL::HENDERSONPraise His name I am freeWed Jan 03 1996 12:2710


 We had about 4-5 inches in Derry when I got on the road this morning.  Drive
 down 93 wasn't bad at all.  I think a lot of folks stayed home.




 Jim
548.320WAHOO::LEVESQUEto infinity and beyondWed Jan 03 1996 12:407
    >I think a lot of folks stayed home.
    
     Definitely. Which is fine with me. Fortunately, there were fewer
    people out driving who considered themselves incapable of exceeding 15
    mph than during the commute home last evening. Thanks goodness. It's
    stressful enough driving in this; no need to get behind the
    particularly unskilled.
548.321TROOA::BUTKOVICHI come in peaceWed Jan 03 1996 12:495
    My poor brother... if you recall, he flew from Halifax to Toronto on
    the Thursday before Christmas which is when we had our last big "dump"
    and he is scheduled to fly back home this morning.  I know that a lot
    of scheduled flights had already been cancelled so it looks like he's
    in for another fun day of travel.  :-\
548.322NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Wed Jan 03 1996 12:592
The commute home last night was slower than the commute in this morning.
I managed to do 55 on Route 3 this morning, 45 on parts of 128.
548.323ACISS2::LEECHDia do bheatha.Wed Jan 03 1996 13:051
    Winter inhales.
548.324WAHOO::LEVESQUEto infinity and beyondWed Jan 03 1996 13:172
    Do something about it, then, Steve. How many winters are you going to
    whine about it? Do you also whine about the hot weather? :-)
548.325CNTROL::JENNISONA turkey and some mistletoeWed Jan 03 1996 13:217
    
    	I rather enjoyed today's snow.  There's something almost fun
    	about driving in a few inches of powder.
    
    	'course, it probably helped that I didn't do the shoveling today.
    
    
548.326POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of NightmaresWed Jan 03 1996 13:326
    
    It took me less time than usual to drive to work this morning because
    nobody was on Route 2!
    
    I had about 8" (8^)) of snow at home this morning.
    
548.327BUSY::SLABOUNTYPeter Horton Hears a WhoWed Jan 03 1996 13:3920
    
    	8" ... 8"!!  Did EVERYBODY get 8"??  8^)
    
    
    	Well, the Duster had about 5" of snow on it when I cleaned it
    	off after work last night [sat in the driveway all day], and
    	another 1" after playing pool last night, and another 5" this
    	morning.
    
    	So I'd say that we got about 11" in Uxbridge.
    
    	The ride in this morning would have been OK, but I got stuck
    	behind a tractor-trailer doing 15-20 in Uxbridge [1/3-1/2 of
    	the speed limit on that road] and a couple plows between North-
    	bridge and Hopkinton.  Once I got to 495 and got to the left
    	lane I was able to blast up the highway at 60-65, and almost
    	hit 70 once or twice.
    
    	But I AM sick of shovelling snow and cleaning cars off.
    
548.328CSLALL::HENDERSONPraise His name I am freeWed Jan 03 1996 14:477

 It's the New Year Nor'easter, folks!  brought to you by channel 7!




548.329ACISS1::BATTIStwo cans short of a 6 packWed Jan 03 1996 16:143
    
    
    nonsense, winter is *your* friend, and means you no harm.
548.330WAHOO::LEVESQUEto infinity and beyondWed Jan 03 1996 17:4810
    Judging from the current NEXRAD image, the storm should be wrapping up
    in the GMA in the next couple of hours. The difference between the
    current image and the one I looked at this morning is dramatic. The
    precipitation is currently covering about half the area it was at 10
    am and is moving eastward. The worst areas are currently the NMA/SNH
    coastal border up to around Portland, ME. Hudson, NH and immediate
    environs are still getting pelted, but that plume is smaller. Looks
    clear west of about Brookline, NH. 
    
    http://www.intellicast.com/weather/bos/bref1.gif
548.331ACISS2::LEECHDia do bheatha.Wed Jan 03 1996 17:485
    re: .324
    
    I am currently working on a super-secret weather controlling machine,
    Mark.  Don't tell anyone, though, it would be very bad if it fell into
    the wrong hands.    8^)
548.332CNTROL::JENNISONA turkey and some mistletoeWed Jan 03 1996 17:5010
    
    	All the news reports I saw gave a snowfall estimate for
    	the entire storm (and most said 10-14 inches for central
    	Massachusetts).
    
    	So, why is that this morning, everyone is complaining that
    	there are only 5 inches on the ground ?  Have they not noticed
    	that the snow is still falling ?
    
    	
548.333CSLALL::HENDERSONPraise His name I am freeWed Jan 03 1996 18:249


  So we'll be subject to more screeching by the TV "News" people, I suppose.




 Jim
548.334MKOTS3::JMARTINI press on toward the goalWed Jan 03 1996 18:551
    Another semi evyl snarf missed!!! :-(
548.335So, how much is a few??CLYDE::KOWALEWICZ_Mred roads...Fri Jan 05 1996 17:3910
548.336TROOA::COLLINSTurn on, log in, drop out.Fri Jan 05 1996 17:426
    
                          
    >  -< So, how much is a few?? >-
    
    Eight.  Always eight.
    
548.337metric or english??SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIRhubarb... celery gone bloodshot.Fri Jan 05 1996 17:581
    
548.338POLAR::RICHARDSONBig Bag O' PassionFri Jan 05 1996 18:051
    Oh, I'm sure she speaks English.
548.339COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertSun Jan 07 1996 12:07108
Weather Conditions at 8 AM EST on 7 JAN 96 for Boston, MA.

Temp(F)    Humidity(%)    Wind(mph)    Pressure(in)    Weather

========================================================================

   10          N/A          NNW at 12       30.40      Overcast

eastern essex-eastern norfolk-suffolk-
including the cities of...gloucester...lynn...salem...boston...quincy

443 AM EST SUN JAN 7 1996

 ..winter storm warning tonight through monday and coastal flood
watch monday...

TODAY:

mostly cloudy and cold with scattered snow showers
accumulating up to an inch in some places.  high near 20.  north wind
5 to 15 mph becoming a brisk northeast wind of 15 to 25 mph toward
evening.

TONIGHT:

becoming very windy with snow...heavy at times late
accumulating around 6 inches by dawn.  considerable blowing and
drifting.  temperatures rising to near 30 by dawn.  northeast wind
increasing to 30 to 40 mph late with gusts to 50 mph.  minor flooding
at time of high tide.

MONDAY:

very windy with snow...heavy at times.  near blizzard
conditions possible.  total storm accumulation by nightfall of 12 to
    18 inches.  major coastal flooding possible.  high around 30.

                 ************************
                 Winter weather statement
                 ************************

WINTER STORM WARNING AND WATCH STATEMENT
NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE TAUNTON MA

635 AM EST SUN JAN 7 1996

 ..a winter storm warning is in effect tonight through monday for
most of southern new england...
the exception is over the northwest third of massachusetts and
southwest new hampshire where a winter storm watch is in effect.
snowfall by monday evening is expected to range between 5 and 10
inches in parts of northwest massachusetts including springfield...
between 8 and 18 inches in much of the rest of central and eastern
massachusetts and northern connecticut including the cities of
boston...hartford and worcester.  the jackpot...10 to 20 inches will
probably occur in rhode island and most of southeast massachusetts
where 2 foot amounts are possible.  rain should limit snowfall on the
cape and islands but still 5 to 10 inches is expected there by
daybreak monday.

near blizzard conditions are forecast for the coast tonight and
monday morning when the heaviest snow and strongest wind coincide.
the coast from boston to chatham and newport rhode island will see
wind gusts between 50 and 60 mph.

light snow has started in new york city while scattered snow showers
were occurring on the cape.

the storm probably will not begin in earnest until between 1 and 4 pm
in hartford and providence reaching boston...worcester...springfield
between 4 and 8 pm.

if the storm tracks a little further northwest:
heavy snow could
back into the greenfield...manchester...jaffrey region of northwest
massachusetts and southwest new hampshire.

this may be a historic storm for parts of the mid atlantic states.

it certainly will be a major player in our lives here in southern new
england tonight and monday.  travel across southern new england to
and from new york city and cape cod should be completed by 5 pm
today.  major delays and cancellations of all sorts of activities are
anticipated for our region later tonight and monday morning.
this is probably a good time to make it easier for snow clearing
crews by moving your cars off the street or closer to the curb.  this
will allow rescue and special care vehicles to be able to reach those
most in need tomorrow.

please monitor your favorite radio or television for later statements
and updates on this storm.

                 ***********************
                 State extended forecast
                 ***********************
EXTENDED FORECAST:

TUESDAY:
a chance of snow showers.  lows 5 to 15 inland and 15 to
25 along the shore.  highs 25 to 35.

WEDNESDAY:
variable clouds.  lows 5 to 15 above inland and 15
to 25 coast.  highs 25 to 35.

THURSDAY:
a chance of snow showers.  low 15 to 25.  high 25 to
35.
548.340CBHVAX::CBHLager LoutSun Jan 07 1996 13:116
>eastern essex-eastern norfolk-suffolk-

East Anglia's moved over there?  If only!  (We'll keep the Adnams brewery 
though, TYVM)

Chris.
548.341COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertSun Jan 07 1996 21:06106
Snow wallops East, keeping people home and stalling truckers
----------------------------------------------------------------------------

(c) 1996 Copyright Nando.net
(c) 1996 Associated Press

(01 Sun, 1996 - 17:48:03 EST) One of the East's worst snowstorms in 70
years blew up blizzard conditions Sunday, piling up knee-deep snow that
shut down airports, made truckers give up and even closed the doors at
Wal-Mart. Thousands were without heat and light.

"We are stranded big-time," said Neva Runyon at remote Hardy in the hills of
eastern Kentucky. About 18 inches of snow was on the ground by midday and a
deputy had to hike to her house with a delivery of special formula for her
5-month-old son.

"We just didn't know it was going to get this bad," she said.

Thousands of travelers were stranded at airports, bus terminals and highway
rest stops. USAir said it canceled about 1,100 flights serving airports from
Washington north to Boston.

"We're stuck wherever we're at," said trucker Johnny Vollrath, idling his
big rig at a service station along Interstate 64 in West Virginia. "It's
real bad. ... We're stuck in the truck stop or the Kmart parking lot bored
to death."

States of emergency were declared in West Virginia, Virginia, Maryland and
New Jersey. Hundreds of National Guardsmen were sent out to help in
Virginia, Maryland and New Jersey.

The snow piled up as an intense low pressure area sucked in moisture from
the Atlantic and combined it with arctic cold. Blizzard and heavy snow
warnings were posted from Kentucky into Connecticut, the National Weather
Service said.

Western North Carolina had the heaviest snow by midday with 28 inches in
Avery County. One to 2 feet of snow fell by noon in southern West Virginia
with 3 feet possible by Monday morning.

Many of North Carolina's western counties were without electricity because
of sleet and freezing rain, and thousands of customers were blacked out in
southwestern Virginia.

Some southern West Virginia roads drifted over as fast as they could be
plowed, and could be closed for days, said highway worker James Lusk in
Mercer County. "The snow is just about too deep on these secondary roads for
trucks to push," he said.

More than 2 feet was likely in northern Virginia, Washington and Maryland.
There hadn't been that much snow in the area since January 1922, when 24.7
inches fell at Baltimore, the weather service said.

"This is almost the snowfall of the century," said Mike LaCivita of the
state emergency agency in Virginia.

Snow fell all the way south into Georgia and northern Alabama, where ice and
snow closed I-65 around Birmingham for hours during the morning.

A freight train derailed while plowing through drifts near Blacksburg, Va.
There was 18 to 20 inches of snow on the ground by late morning but the
cause of the derailment wasn't certain, said Norfolk Southern spokesman Bob
Auman. No one was injured.

Most airlines canceled or reduced Sunday flights into Washington, New York,
Philadelphia and Newark, and rerouted international flights. Washington's
National airport closed and Dulles had only one runway open; New York's
Kennedy and LaGuardia airports both closed.

The only planes that got out of Baltimore-Washington International during
the morning were two charter flights, headed to the Bahamas and Puerto
Vallarta, Mexico, said spokeswoman Adrian Walker-Pittman.

About 600 passengers were stranded at a Greyhound Lines Inc. bus terminal in
Richmond, Va., with some sleeping on buses. The Red Cross was asked to bring
in cots and blankets, said customer manager Floyd Miles.

Tractor-trailer rigs and buses were ordered off the West Virginia Turnpike
through the rugged southern part of the state and many voluntarily pulled
off other major highways.

"They're lined up out the parking lot and they're not letting anybody in
who's not refueling," said Kelly Smith, a cashier at a service station along
Interstate 64 in West Virginia's Putnam County.

While the main body of the storm was in the East, blowing snow halted travel
in parts of the Midwest.

Truckers filled the parking lot of a truck stop along I-70 south of New
Castle, Ind., said waitress Cathy Bray.

"And we've got some trucks stuck in our lot," she said. "They're going to
have to call a wrecker to get out of here."

Many shoppers rushed to stock up on supplies, but others had nowhere to go.
The Rouse Co. closed four of central Maryland's most popular malls, the
first time they were closed by weather, said spokeswoman Sari Alperstein.

All Home Depot stores in northern Virginia were closed and many Wal-Mart
stores also were dark. The Potomac Mills Mall in Prince William County --
the state's most popular tourist destination -- also was closed.

Some people tried to take the weather in stride.

"I'm getting tired of these storms. We get one this week, one next week, one
last week. I'm conditioned to them," said Richard Gindes in Malden, Mass.
548.342COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertSun Jan 07 1996 22:014
The part of this storm near NYC is currently dropping snow at the rate of
three to five inches an hour.

/john
548.343USAT02::SANDERRSun Jan 07 1996 23:089
    In MD, we're having the worst storm of my 42 years, and they're calling
    it the worst blizzard since the 1922 Knickerbocker Storm which was so
    named since the roof of the Knickerbocker Hotel in DC collapsed from
    the weight of the 30+ inches of snow.  We're looking at about 19" of
    snow, 12 degrees on the thermonmeter, 20-30 MPH gusts with wind chills
    estimated at 30-40 below zero.  I went out for 5 minutes about 15
    minutes ago to reshovel off some snow and take out the trash and my
    nose and face hurts so much from the wind and needle-like flakes.  The
    wife doesn't have cabin fever yet...
548.344Left coast weather reportSCCAT::SHERRILLMon Jan 08 1996 04:144
    
    
    Kind of cool here in the silly-con valley becouse of the fog. Went to
    Santa Cruz today and it was 70 degrees, what a nice day at the coast.
548.345SUBPAC::SADINFreedom isn't free.Mon Jan 08 1996 10:047
    
    	re: .344
    
    
    	PPPPPPBBBBBBBBBBLLLLLLLLLLTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!
    
    
548.346COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertMon Jan 08 1996 11:3635
Argh.  At 7:00, Pam came in and asked me to help her shovel.  "Help" means
do the shoveling; she's not allowed to lift snow.  But she's supposed to
be at the blood bank at 7:00, no matter what the weather.

Our plowing contractor  had cleared our driveway, and she was up at the
top, looking at a sea of ice pushed into the driveway from across the
intersection by the town plow.  (Not off the side of the plow; the town
plow had completely plowed our street down to the pavement and had pushed
eight by four by three feet of the crud that had been on the street for a
week into our driveway.)  I worked on it for about a half an hour; and then
told her to tell the hospital she would be in around 9:00.  Chopping and
chipping and dragging away briefcase sized blocks of ice was killing my back.

A neighbor with a plow came by.  "My fuel pump's broken, and I'm spewing
gasoline, and I have 40 people to plow out, but I'll do a little bit."
He pulled some of it out into the street with the back of his plow, and
I was able to finish the rest in about another fifteen minutes, about the
time when he came back by, fuel pump fixed, and plowed away the crud I
had been throwing out into the street.

As long as I was out, I decided to finish the shoveling.  The mailbox
area, which the town also plows in, was no problem; that was all stuff
off the side of the plow and nothing like what they had shoved into my
driveway.  Took about ten minutes.  Then all the rest of my walkways
only took another 15 minutes.  The snow is so light and fluffy that I
could push the shovel the entire length of the walkway without lifting it.

Just as I finished, the snow started coming down again, harder than ever
before, almost white-out conditions.  In fifteen minutes a full inch of
new snow has already fallen.

I came into work Sunday afternoon to pick up a few things I was working on.
I'm not going anywhere now that the blizzard seems to have finally arrived.

/john
548.347COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertMon Jan 08 1996 11:373
At 7:00 this morning, there was _no_snow_ in Amesbury and Haverhill.

/john
548.348POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of NightmaresMon Jan 08 1996 12:038
                         
    The snow wasn't falling too heavily until I passed 495 on Route 2
    heading East; from that point the road wasn't well plowed and I could
    hardly see the car in front of me until he finally turned on his
    lights.
    
    The wind is blowing like crazy 8^p.
    
548.349DASHER::RALSTONThe human mind is neuterMon Jan 08 1996 13:563
    You guys are sooooooooooo lucky, having such a nice snow filled winter.
    I wish I was there. This 52 degrees and all this sunshine in Colorado
    is a real drag!   :)
548.350CSC32::M_EVANScuddly as a cactusMon Jan 08 1996 13:583
    but it is a bit breezy today.  
    
    meg
548.351SMURF::WALTERSMon Jan 08 1996 13:591
    It's scuzzy abominable weather or weather an abominable scsi.
548.352Strange as it may seem...PSDV::SURRETTETheCluePhoneIsRinging,AndIt'sForYOU.Mon Jan 08 1996 14:0511
    
    For fear of ridicule I hate to admit this but...
    
    I *love* this weather.  And yes, I am in the
    greater Maynard area, not in sunny California
    or Florida.
    
    Walt
    
    
    
548.353SMURF::BINDEREis qui nos doment vescimur.Mon Jan 08 1996 14:062
    Yeah, Walt, I know whatcha mean.  This morning I've been enjoying
    watching the snow fall horizontally.
548.354SMURF::WALTERSMon Jan 08 1996 14:071
    It's time to get up, Dick.
548.355BUSY::SLABOUNTYJAFOMon Jan 08 1996 14:285
    
    	RE: Colin
    
    	8^)
    
548.356BUSY::SLABOUNTYJAFOMon Jan 08 1996 14:2927
    
    	Snow, snow and more snow.
    
    	I've shovelled the same areas around the house 3 times since I
    	got home at about 6:30 last night.
    
    	Took a ride to Wrentham [east of Franklin, for all you north-
    	ophiles] and made the mistake of using the Supra.  It had just
    	started flurrying when I left the house [2:15-2:30 yesterday
    	afternoon] and I should have taken a hint and used the Duster,
    	but I figured it wouldn't get bad until later.  Well, later
    	was about 5:45 when I drove back home.  Did maybe 25-35 all
    	the way, and had no problems ... had a little trouble start-
    	ing out a couple times, but a quick shift from 1-2 or even
    	2-3 was enough to get me going.
    
    	Took off to play pool, had an 8-ball tournament [that I won]
    	and couldn't stick around any longer to try and win more since
    	I had a headache that wouldn't quit ... so it was an early
    	night.
    
    	The roads aren't TOO bad if you take your time, but watch for
    	white-out problems, especially when behind trucks on the high-
    	way.  There were a few instances where I couldn't see a thing
    	[not even the outline of the truck in front of me] due to all
    	the snow blowing around.
    
548.357I just looked out the window -- another heavy cell coming throughCOVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertMon Jan 08 1996 15:437
Well, here in Acton we got another 7 1/2 inches between 8:30 and 11:45.

It does seem to be slowing down a bit, though.  I was out shoveling for
about 45 minutes, and there was only an inch at the place I started
when I got finished and came back there.

/john
548.358ACISS2::LEECHDia do bheatha.Mon Jan 08 1996 15:5110
    If we had gotten those big, fluffy flakes of snow (rather than the tiny
    flakes that we ended up with), we would have had about 4' of snow. 
    Instead, we only got a mere 15".  8^)
    
    I was amazed that those tiny flakes even accumulated, when the snow
    first began Saturday night- didn't seem like there was much to it at
    the time.
    
    
    -steve
548.359BUSY::SLABOUNTYJonathan Livingston SequelMon Jan 08 1996 16:096
    
    	With the wind blowing the snow all over the place, it's deceptive
    	as to the actual snowfall.  My car only had a dusting [incomplete
    	at that] after sitting all night, but we had to have gotten at
    	least 6" of snowfall.
    
548.360COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertMon Jan 08 1996 17:3911
I guess this message, received at 13:38, from the ZKO site human resources and
site facilities managers, means "we're not sending you home, but go if you
think you should."

  At the present time, there are no plans to close the ZKO site.
  However, we understand that road conditions are deteriorating rapidly,
  especially in southern and central Massachusetts.  Even in the Nashua area,
  roads are getting very slick.

  Please let your folks know so they can plan accordingly.

548.361BUSY::SLABOUNTYLes MiserablesMon Jan 08 1996 17:407
    
    	John, you forgot the P.S.:
    
    
    	P.S.  However, if you even consider leaving before 5:00, don't
    	      even bother coming back here, ever.
    
548.362POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of NightmaresMon Jan 08 1996 17:448
    
    They're not closing MSO, but we've been encouraged to leave early so we
    can make our commute during daylight hours.
    
    Fat lot of good that does me, having rehearsal tonight in Sudbury. 
    Right, John?  ...John?
    
    
548.363COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertMon Jan 08 1996 17:518
I'm really not sure about the rehearsal.  We've never cancelled one before.
Debbi Lustiber called me, and me reaction was "Cancel it?  What for?  The
snow is supposed to stop by mid-evening."  It's not up to me (even if I
were producer); it's really up to the directors, and especially Marion.
If she thinks she can make it, and needs to get started on the blocking,
I think there'll be a rehearsal.

/john
548.364BUSY::SLABOUNTYLes MiserablesMon Jan 08 1996 17:525
    
>If she thinks she can make it, and needs to get started on the blocking,
    
    	Good choice, I think.  The best offense is a good defense.
    
548.365COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertMon Jan 08 1996 17:5379
From some random WWWeb site in South-Central Pennsylvania:

                   --------------------------------------
                        Welcome to snowfall central!
                                -------------

     Here at (the newly created) snowfall central, we will keep you
     up-to-date on how much snow we are receiving here at my
     home in South-Central Pennsylvania. I (webmaster jon) will be
     updating this page about once an hour until it stops snowing
     (probably sometime Monday) or my electricity goes out or until my
     boss sees this (whichever happens first). By employing the very
     latest in snowfall-measuring technology (i have a yard stick
     jabbed into the snow on my front porch), i will be bringing you
     up-to-date snow measurements .

----------------------------------------------------------------------------
 I had to move the yardstick because it was in a bad place and not giving me
 correct readings. As of 8:00pm EST on Sunday, January 7, 1995 the readings
                           are now more accurate!
----------------------------------------------------------------------------
    The yardstick got buried! The following reading is as well as i could
                   measure it, but i think it's a bit low.
----------------------------------------------------------------------------

                As of 10:56am EST on Monday, January 8, 1996

                       about 40" (about forty inches)

             of snow has fallen on webmaster jon's front porch.

                   --------------------------------------
                             ~earlier readings~

----------------------------------------------------------------------------
   as of 3:01am EST on Monday, January 8, 1996 there was 31.9" of snow on
                        webmaster jon's front porch.
----------------------------------------------------------------------------
   as of 2:02am EST on Monday, January 8, 1996 there was 29.1" of snow on
                        webmaster jon's front porch.
----------------------------------------------------------------------------
   as of 1:05am EST on Monday, January 8, 1996 there was 27.3" of snow on
                        webmaster jon's front porch.
----------------------------------------------------------------------------
   as of 12:10am EST on Monday, January 8, 1996 there was 24.0" of snow on
                        webmaster jon's front porch.
----------------------------------------------------------------------------
   as of 11:03pm EST on Sunday, January 7, 1996 there was 21.5" of snow on
                        webmaster jon's front porch.
----------------------------------------------------------------------------
   as of 10:05pm EST on Sunday, January 7, 1996 there was 20.2" of snow on
                        webmaster jon's front porch.
----------------------------------------------------------------------------
   as of 9:04pm EST on Sunday, January 7, 1996 there was 19.0" of snow on
                        webmaster jon's front porch.
----------------------------------------------------------------------------
   as of 8:02pm EST on Sunday, January 7, 1996 there was 18.0" of snow on
                        webmaster jon's front porch.
----------------------------------------------------------------------------
  the readings from 4:57pm EST on Sunday, January 7, 1996 to 7:25pm EST on
   Sunday, January 7, 1996 are off by about 1" (one inch) or so because i
placed the yardstick beside a spot of shoveled-off sidewalk and all the snow
          blew away from the yardstick and down into the sidewalk.
----------------------------------------------------------------------------
   as of 7:25pm EST on Sunday, January 7, 1996 there was 15.5" of snow on
                        webmaster jon's front porch.
----------------------------------------------------------------------------
   as of 6:05pm EST on Sunday, January 7, 1996 there was 14.2" of snow on
                        webmaster jon's front porch.
----------------------------------------------------------------------------
   as of 4:57pm EST on Sunday, January 7, 1996 there was 13.2" of snow on
                        webmaster jon's front porch.
----------------------------------------------------------------------------
   as of 3:10pm EST on Sunday, January 7, 1996 there was 10.9" of snow on
                        webmaster jon's front porch.
----------------------------------------------------------------------------
   as of 2:54pm EST on Sunday, January 7, 1996 there was 10.7" of snow on
                        webmaster jon's front porch.
----------------------------------------------------------------------------
548.366BUSY::SLABOUNTYLes MiserablesMon Jan 08 1996 17:546
    
    	John, I'm not sure who's in more urgent need of a life ... him
    	for doing this in the 1st place or you for posting it.
    
    	[Or maybe even me for responding to it.]
    
548.367COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertMon Jan 08 1996 17:571
Rehearsal cancelled.
548.368BUSY::SLABOUNTYLes MiserablesMon Jan 08 1996 17:574
    
    	That settles that, Deb ... no rehearsal, so now you can work even
    	later than you'd planned.
    
548.369MPGS::MARKEYWe're upping our standards; up yoursMon Jan 08 1996 18:006
    
    Damn, and I was having the Swedish Women's team over tonight
    for practice in the 1996 Naked Olympics! Well, in my dreams
    anyway...
    
    -b
548.370TROOA::COLLINSIn the dead heat of Time...Mon Jan 08 1996 18:013
    
    The Swedish Women's __________ team?
    
548.371BUSY::SLABOUNTYLes MiserablesMon Jan 08 1996 18:038
    
    	Joan, the apostrophe is correct, if that was your point.
    
    	If not, and you're just wondering what sport these women excel
    	in, and knowing Brian ...I don't think he's too fussy about that.
    
    	8^)
    
548.372TROOA::COLLINSIn the dead heat of Time...Mon Jan 08 1996 18:203
    
    The apostrophe was not my point.
    
548.373POLAR::RICHARDSONBig Bag O' PassionMon Jan 08 1996 18:251
    uh oh, now he's ticked.
548.374SMURF::WALTERSMon Jan 08 1996 18:282
    It's either the caret or the tick around here.
    
548.375snow accumulationSUBPAC::SADINFreedom isn't free.Mon Jan 08 1996 18:42112
NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE TAUNTON MA
110 PM EST MON JAN 8 1996
The following is a list of snow accumulation amounts from southern
New england and southern new hampshire received at nwsfo taunton for
Sunday and monday (jan 7-8) snowstorm.
...Only reports since 9 am on jan 8 have been included...
Thanks to all the agencies and observers/media for filing reports
With us.  this product is available on our home page:
Http://bristol.ll.mit.edu/
                      Time           amount     
                      Of report      in inches
**** eastern massachusetts ****
Essex county:
Gloucester            1130 am         12.0
Middlesex county:
Wakefield             1245 pm         16.4
Hopkinton             1140 am         14.3
East woburn           1125 am         10.5
Reading               1100 am          8.0
Burlington            1010 am          8.0
Woburn                 910 am          7.5
Suffolk county:
Boston (logan airport)   noon         13.6     27 inches on ground
Norfolk county:
Cohasset              1140 am         14.0     hvy snow
Bristol county:
Taunton (nwsfo box)   1250 pm         15.5     23 inches on ground
New bedford             noon          23.0
N. fairhaven            noon          22.3
Mansfield               noon          15.7
N. dartmouth          1100 am         20.0
Acushnet              1100 am         14.3
Easton                1010 am         14.3
Plymouth county:
Onset                   noon          18.0
Marshfield            1000 am         13.0
Barnstable county:
Harwichport           1240 pm         18.0
S. dennis               noon          14.0
E. falmouth             noon          14.0
Dukes county:
Tisbury               1120 am         12.5
Edgartown              930 am         14.0
Nantucket county:
**** central massachusetts****
Worcester county:
N. grafton            1220 pm         12.0
Worcester             1145 am         11.0
Westboro              1120 am          6.0
Boylston              1045 am         13.0
**** western massachusetts **** 
Franklin county:
Leverett               955 am         10.0   27 inches on ground
Greenfield             910 am          5.0
Hampshire county:
Southampton           1100 am         15.0
Belchertown            910 am         13.0
Hampden county:
W. granville           100 pm         21.0   43 inches on ground
Monson                1240 pm         16.0   30 inches on ground
Springfield           1100 am         16.0
Agawam                1100 am         15.0
Chicopee              1100 am         15.0
East longmeadow       1100 am         16.0
Hampden                945 am         12.0
Westfield              910 am         11.0
**** rhode island ****
Providence county:
Cumberland            1245 am         18.0    snow and sleet 18 deg
N. smithfield         1215 pm         22.0
Foster                1100 am         24.0
Woonsocket            1100 am         13.5
Johnston              1030 am         19.0
North foster          1000 am         11.0    26 inches on ground
Providence (downtown)  920 am         14.0
Cranston (edgewood)    905 am         20.0
Kent county:
T.f. green arpt         noon          20.5    2-3 ft drifts
West warwick           900 am         19.5
Washington county:
Block island          1000 am         14.0
Bristol county:
Newport county:
Tiverton              1135 am         12.0
Middletown            1020 am         17.0
**** connecticut ****
Hartford county:
Bradley int'l airport  100 pm         17.3     30 inches on ground
Wethersfield          1240 pm         15.0     spotter report  
Glastonbury           1240 pm         12.0
Farmington              noon          13.0     20 deg, hvy snow
Wethersfield            noon          12.0     dot report
Avon                    noon          12.5     20 deg, hvy snow
East granby             noon          14.0     21 deg, hvy snow
East hartford         1110 am         14.0
Tolland county:
Union                   noon          12.3     18 deg, lgt snow
Vernon                  noon          13.5     18 deg, hvy snow
Mansfield               noon          16.0     24 deg, lgt snow
Windham county:
Putnam                  noon          15.5     20 deg, lgt snow
**** southern new hampshire ****
Cheshire county:
Jaffrey               1220 am         12.0              
Hillsborough county:
Manchester            1125 am          1.0
Amherst               1115 am          1.5      mdt snow
Hollis                1110 am          5.0      hvy snow
Bedford               1100 am          1.0      hvy snow
Cullen

548.376ACISS1::BATTIStwo cans short of a 6 packMon Jan 08 1996 18:493
    
    well I feel sorry for all you ne snow bunnies out there. We got around
    an inch or 2. Supposed to hit 35 tomorrow. happy happy joy joy
548.377COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertMon Jan 08 1996 19:3116
Well, that's it for shoveling for today.

I just shoveled another six inches, for a total of about 18 today.

Not counting all the stuff at the mailbox; this time I had to dig
through a snowbank higher than my head to get out to the street.
To dig out the mailbox I had to shovel it all twice, because the
snowbank is now higher in that area than I can throw snow, so I had
to throw it down the street and then shovel it back out of the street.

I'm probably going to have to get out the wheelbarrow, since its supposed
to snow again Tuesday night (not much, but there's nowhere to put it
anymore) and another significant (not this big, but significant) storm
on Friday.

/john
548.378SUBPAC::SADINFreedom isn't free.Mon Jan 08 1996 19:345
    
    
    	keep it coming....:)
    
    
548.379POLAR::RICHARDSONBig Bag O' PassionMon Jan 08 1996 19:343
    A snow bank higher than your head?!? Wow, must be nearly 5 feet!
    
    ;^)
548.380MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Mon Jan 08 1996 19:403
The Man With The Front-End Loader hasn't shown up yet. Sometimes he
shows up around 11PM. Sometimes he shows up at 5:30 AM. When he gets
here, he gets here.
548.381BIGQ::SILVABenevolent 'pedagogues' of humanityMon Jan 08 1996 20:436

	Tabloid Weather.... WHY?????


Glen
548.382USAT02::SANDERRMon Jan 08 1996 20:455
    In Bowie, MD, the final count was 27" with snow drifts over 5' plus. 
    It snowed a record 41 hours continuous for us and the 27" is also a
    record, as is the one day total of 19".
    
    This is by far worse than the Blizzard of 66, imho.
548.383The worst blizzard to hit the East Coast in 70 yearsCOVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertMon Jan 08 1996 20:5814
Well, it's not over here yet.

They've been looking for a record to break all day.

We've gotten about 19 inches, so it won't break the 24 inch record from
the blizzard of 78.

But we have more than the previous record of 30 inches of snow on the ground
now (from this and previous storms) and that's a record which wasn't broken
by the blizzard of '78.

So the forecasters are happy.  We've got a new record.

/john
548.384SUBPAC::SADINFreedom isn't free.Mon Jan 08 1996 21:146
    
    
    	still snowing/drifting like crazy in Hudson MA.
    
    
    
548.385CSLALL::HENDERSONPraise His name I am freeMon Jan 08 1996 21:277


 Up here in Derry, NH we got about 10-12 inches.  Was coming down pretty hard
 for a while this morning and afternoon.

 And, we have another one coming at the end of the week!
548.386POLAR::RICHARDSONBig Bag O' PassionMon Jan 08 1996 22:013
    Gee, all of these storms have just missed the Ottawa area.
    
    8^)
548.387Stupid friggin northeastern wintersMOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Mon Jan 08 1996 23:3412
OK.

Plowman came back to "finetune" the driveway/yard.

I now have some snow piles in excess of 12 feet in height.

He says he's heard that there may be as many as two more storms before next
week this time.

If anyone has any Florida/Alabama/Mississippi/Louisiana property that 
they'd be willing to exchange for a 3-bedroom post-and-beam on 20+ secluded 
New Hampshire acres, please send Email.
548.388It will create lots of solid, immovable iceCOVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertMon Jan 08 1996 23:468
Yep.  The same two storms I mentioned.  Tuesday night/Wednesday will be
just a dusting (I guess at this point anything under three inches is a
dusting) and is a 50% probability.  Friday and Saturday another big storm
is expected.  The nastiest news about the Friday/Saturday storm is that
it might be partly rain.  With this much snow on the ground, rain will
really make a mess.

/john
548.389Winter's from hell - 92/3 and 93/4 weren't this badMOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Mon Jan 08 1996 23:536
>The nastiest news about the Friday/Saturday storm 
>is that it might be partly rain.

The saving grace is that if it rains, I can at least go out and lie on top
of the snow and ice with my mouth open and potentially drown.

548.390BIGQ::SILVABenevolent 'pedagogues' of humanityTue Jan 09 1996 00:435
| <<< Note 548.385 by CSLALL::HENDERSON "Praise His name I am free" >>>

| And, we have another one coming at the end of the week!

	Oh good! More Tabloid Weather!
548.391BIGQ::SILVABenevolent 'pedagogues' of humanityTue Jan 09 1996 00:456
| <<< Note 548.389 by MOLAR::DELBALSO "I (spade) my (dogface)" >>>

| The saving grace is that if it rains, I can at least go out and lie on top
| of the snow and ice with my mouth open and potentially drown.

	<grin>....but I do sense a hint of seriousness.... ;-)
548.392BIGQ::SILVABenevolent 'pedagogues' of humanityTue Jan 09 1996 00:5018

	The snow plows are just doing their job. So when I got to my car
	this evening, it was ok that the snow was buried up to my roof. 

	The snow plows are just doing their job. After I finally get the 
	entire car dug out, I mean, we're talking throwing the last shovel 
	full, a plow came by to snow me back in.

	The snow plows are just doing their job. After I finally get my 
	car completely dug out, for the 2nd time, AND again, the last 
	shovel full, a plow came by to snow me back in. 

	The plows are just doing their job. If I keep saying that, maybe 
	I will believe it. :-(


	Glen
548.393You need to have their full attentionMOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Tue Jan 09 1996 00:543
Do you suppose that if you'd been standing by the side of the car brandishing
a weapon upon the return of the plow, they might have afforded you a wider 
berth, Glen?
548.394BIGQ::SILVABenevolent 'pedagogues' of humanityTue Jan 09 1996 01:057

	The couldn't go any further out to the left (not Left). I was standing
in front of my car, not moving. :-)


Glen
548.395Never understood how that city was designedMOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Tue Jan 09 1996 01:132
One of those narrow ancient Boston streets?

548.396GIDDAY::BURTDPD (tm)Tue Jan 09 1996 01:174
Where do they go during summer?  Do they get converted into swords?


\C
548.397POLAR::RICHARDSONBig Bag O' PassionTue Jan 09 1996 02:081
    Chele, this troubles me.
548.398TROOA::COLLINSIn the dead heat of Time...Tue Jan 09 1996 02:243
    
    "Durn thing gets stuck in the dab-gum snow!"
    
548.399SCASS1::EDITEX::MOOREALittleOfMazePassagesTwistyTue Jan 09 1996 02:577
    .387
    
    Jack,
    
    What ? No Texas ? With it's 104+ degree summers.
    
    ;^)
548.400SCASS1::EDITEX::MOOREGetOuttaMyChairTue Jan 09 1996 03:462
    
    Snarfs blowing sideways in 12 foot piles.
548.401BIGQ::SILVABenevolent 'pedagogues' of humanityTue Jan 09 1996 11:5111
| <<< Note 548.395 by MOLAR::DELBALSO "I (spade) my (dogface)" >>>

| One of those narrow ancient Boston streets?

	No, just a one way street, which means people part on both sides of the
road. I desperately tried to get a parking spot on the left side, as they plow
everything over to the right. But none were available whenever I would look for
one this past weekend.


Glen
548.402BIGQ::SILVABenevolent 'pedagogues' of humanityTue Jan 09 1996 11:515
| <<< Note 548.396 by GIDDAY::BURT "DPD (tm)" >>>

| Where do they go during summer?  Do they get converted into swords?

	I'd like to do that to them now....
548.403BIGQ::SILVABenevolent 'pedagogues' of humanityTue Jan 09 1996 11:524

	I am SO OVER winter! I want SPRING NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW SNAP! whew.... I
fell much better now....
548.404POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of NightmaresTue Jan 09 1996 12:325
    
    The snow piles along my driveway are also higher than my head now 8^/. 
    I'm going to have to go and redistribute snow at some point before the
    next storm.
    
548.405Height of nonsense! ;*) SPEZKO::FRASERMobius Loop; see other sideTue Jan 09 1996 12:3912
>     <<< Note 548.404 by POWDML::HANGGELI "Little Chamber of Nightmares" >>>
    
>    The snow piles along my driveway are also higher than my head now 8^/. 
>    I'm going to have to go and redistribute snow at some point before the
>    next storm.
        
        You've got 4 feet 3 inches of snow, Deb?
        
        &y
        
    

548.4068^)POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of NightmaresTue Jan 09 1996 12:5521
    
    Oh, ho ho ho.  Anyway, it's been done.  But:
    
                         
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548.407ACISS1::BATTIStwo cans short of a 6 packTue Jan 09 1996 13:072
    
    that looked to be about 8" give or take.
548.408ACISS2::LEECHDia do bheatha.Tue Jan 09 1996 13:1710
    Got a "dusting" of snow this morning, just in time for rush hour.  Glad
    I caught the traffic report before venturing out. 
    
    The dusting was 1-2" (which would normally be called a good snow in
    these parts, but is hardly noticed with 15" of snow already on the ground).
    Did make for a fun commute, though, judgeing by the number of reported
    accidents.  
    
    
    -steve
548.409SMURF::BINDEREis qui nos doment vescimur.Tue Jan 09 1996 13:219
    Overheard on the stairs coming into ZK this morning:
    
        "Some guy on the radio said all the New Englanders who panic-bought
        and hoarded bread ought to take that day-old bread and feed the
        birds."
    
    Pfui.  New Englandahs doan't panic buy.  We bought what we'd need ahead
    o' time.  It's them damn immigrant forrinahs crowdin' the stoah aisles
    when the snow stahts fallin', the fools.
548.410BUSY::SLABOUNTYWould you like a McDolphin, sir?Tue Jan 09 1996 13:347
    
    	Dug the Supra out of the snow last night ... what a pain.  But
    	I drove it today, and it's pretty close to completely clean,
    	so it was worth the effort.
    
    	But I am sick of shovelling.
    
548.411ACISS2::LEECHDia do bheatha.Tue Jan 09 1996 13:4014
    re: .409
    
    They DO panic buy here in Cincy.  You should see the grocerty
    stores after the hyper weather-guy forcasts doom and gloom snowfalls.
    
    You'd think that folks expect to get snowed in for a couple of months,
    judgeing by how high the food is stacked in their shopping carts.
    
    [and to put this into perspective, after record snowfalls this weekend,
    folks were asked not to venture out for a whole 1 DAY- after this, the
    main roads were in fairly good shape]
    
    
    -steve 
548.412MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Tue Jan 09 1996 13:4510
re: Panic buying

I've never understood the concept, myself. I've always got a refrigerator,
freezer and cupboards stuffed with plenty of food. As I don't drink
milk and I usually make my own bread, I've pretty much always got at least
a few weeks worth of food in the house at any given time.

Do many people have cupboards typically so bare that they can't get by for
several days without fresh provisions?

548.413SUBPAC::SADINFreedom isn't free.Tue Jan 09 1996 13:576
    
    	My thoughts exactly. I have at least a week or two worth of food
    at all times.
    
    
    jim
548.414SUBSYS::NEUMYERLove is a dirty jobTue Jan 09 1996 13:576
    
    	Heard an interesting comment on this today. Person n the radio said
    something to the effect that most of us have enough body fat to survive
    for a few days anyway.
    
    ed
548.415TROOA::COLLINSIn the dead heat of Time...Tue Jan 09 1996 14:025
    
    A normal (read "overweight" ;^) North American should take about
    30-60 days to starve to death.  Thirst can take a life somewhat
    quicker (5-7 days?).
    
548.416SMURF::WALTERSTue Jan 09 1996 14:031
    Thirst?  With all that snow to eat?
548.417BUSY::SLABOUNTYWould you like a McDolphin, sir?Tue Jan 09 1996 14:147
    
    	RE: Joan
    
    	How about those of us who are about 15-20 pounds underweight?
    
    	[Madman, keep those shelves stocked!!  8^)]
    
548.418BIGQ::SILVABenevolent 'pedagogues' of humanityTue Jan 09 1996 14:164

	Deb, if you show a little leg, maybe some nice plow man will stop and
help. :-)
548.419BIGQ::SILVABenevolent 'pedagogues' of humanityTue Jan 09 1996 14:1919
| <<< Note 548.412 by MOLAR::DELBALSO "I (spade) my (dogface)" >>>


| and I usually make my own bread, 

	We must talk! I've been looking for some good bread recipes. I've only
made bread once, but want to do it right this time. :-)

| I've pretty much always got at least a few weeks worth of food in the house 
| at any given time.

	Yeah... that Spam lasts forever......

	One thing I always wonder is if people panic buy, fill those
refridgerators and all, and the power goes out.... what goes through their
minds? :-)


Glen
548.420TROOA::COLLINSIn the dead heat of Time...Tue Jan 09 1996 14:206
    
    Call Mister Plow
    That's my name
    That name again
    Is Mister Plow
    
548.421BIGQ::SILVABenevolent 'pedagogues' of humanityTue Jan 09 1996 14:207
| <<< Note 548.415 by TROOA::COLLINS "In the dead heat of Time..." >>>


| Thirst can take a life somewhat quicker (5-7 days?).

	There's plenty of snow to do away with thirst....but stay away from
that yellow stuff...
548.422CSC32::P_SOGet those shoes off your head!Tue Jan 09 1996 14:3911
    
    Glen,
    
    If the power goes out and your refrigerator is stocked, you 
    simply put the food on the front porch and hope the dogs
    stay away.
    
    Hope this helps,
    Pam
    
    (a non-panic-shopper)
548.423SMURF::BINDEREis qui nos doment vescimur.Tue Jan 09 1996 14:395
548.424BUSY::SLABOUNTYGo Go Gophers watch them go go go!Tue Jan 09 1996 14:405
    
    	Glen, you should buy non-perishables if possible, and try not to
    	stock up on more perishables than you plan on using should the
    	power go out.
    
548.425SMURF::BINDEREis qui nos doment vescimur.Tue Jan 09 1996 14:425
    I did a little bit of figuring, and nearest I can guess we could get by
    for the better part of a month without electricity, water, gas, or any
    way to go anywhere except between the house and barn.  Goldfish would
    probably not make it, however; they'd have it rough when their aquarium
    froze solid.
548.426SMURF::WALTERSTue Jan 09 1996 14:451
    Survivalists in Nashua.  Film at 11.
548.427BUSY::SLABOUNTYGo Go Gophers watch them go go go!Tue Jan 09 1996 14:466
    
    	How many goldfish?
    
    	If you run out of food, they just might be enough to get you
    	to the beginning of the next month.
    
548.428BIGQ::SILVABenevolent 'pedagogues' of humanityTue Jan 09 1996 14:497
| <<< Note 548.422 by CSC32::P_SO "Get those shoes off your head!" >>>


| If the power goes out and your refrigerator is stocked, you simply put the 
| food on the front porch and hope the dogs stay away.

	In Boston it would be the homeless, not dogs....
548.429PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BTue Jan 09 1996 14:557
   .420   Plowman does the driveway where I live.
	  That's really his last name - Plowman.


   thanks for asking.

548.430TROOA::COLLINSIn the dead heat of Time...Tue Jan 09 1996 15:143
    
    "Oh, the sander and the plowman should be friends..."
    
548.431WAHOO::LEVESQUEmemory canyonTue Jan 09 1996 15:141
    philosophers and Plowman, each must know his part
548.432SMURF::BINDEREis qui nos doment vescimur.Tue Jan 09 1996 15:162
    The plooboy laddies,
    Are a' the go.
548.433USAT05::SANDERRTue Jan 09 1996 15:228
    Since I don't have work today, I went out to expand on the 30" path I
    made yesterday in the 2 foot plus snow...now it started to come down
    like gangbusters again;  this was supposed to be a Clipper, but 1.5 hrs
    and 2 inches later, it's still snowing like crazy.
    
    Anyone have a good idea on how to remove snow over top my garage; it's
    shingled, a slope of about 20 degrees and drifts over 3 foot in
    spots...I am starting to worry.
548.434MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Tue Jan 09 1996 15:252
Roof rake, !Roger.

548.435SMURF::BINDEREis qui nos doment vescimur.Tue Jan 09 1996 15:256
    .433
    
    Use a snow rake.  Failing a snow rake, given that you live in the
    tropics, stand on a ladder and drag the snow off with a rake or a
    shovel of some sort.  Better it should be on the ground than that
    the roof should cave in.
548.436USAT05::SANDERRTue Jan 09 1996 15:282
    Thanks, gents, I'm out to the wild and snowy...and like I told the
    wife, that thump won't be Santa Claus!
548.437BUSY::SLABOUNTYLolly^3 get your adverbs here.Tue Jan 09 1996 15:283
    
    	Take out your garden hose and blast all the snow off the roof.
    
548.438SMURF::MSCANLONa ferret on the barco-loungerTue Jan 09 1996 16:0612
    I have run out of places to put snow.  I can't throw it 
    any higher over my head than I am now.  On a bright note,
    the snowblower ran for 20 minutes or so before the carburetor
    caught fire.  Perhaps we will yet have it running by spring....
    
    The people plowing our street have also run out of places to 
    put snow, and now, as a result you have to make a 6 point turn
    to back the F250 out of the driveway.  On a bright note, the
    F250 is running again, and came in mighty handy yesterday, as 
    I had to be at work....
    
    
548.439Where can we put the snow????DECLNE::REESEMy REALITY check bouncedTue Jan 09 1996 16:236
    Glenn (Richardson),
    
    Ya'll better hurry up and get some of those bags ya'll use in Canada
    to bag yer snow out to the 'boxers in the NE ;-}
    
    
548.440MPGS::MARKEYWe're upping our standards; up yoursTue Jan 09 1996 16:267
    
    My above-ground pool has blended-in with the show drifts. Most
    people would not even suspect there is a pool there... If I'm
    lucky and sell my house in time, I might never see that pool
    again...
    
    -b
548.441POLAR::RICHARDSONBig Bag O' PassionTue Jan 09 1996 16:321
    They sell snowbags in Brattleboro VT.
548.442love those stormsCOOKIE::MUNNSdaveTue Jan 09 1996 17:194
    News on the east coast storm reminds me of the big one in '68 that caused 
    my family to migrate from Chicago -> Florida.  Snow drifts buried fences, 
    cars, and reached to our 2nd story bedroom window.  No work, no school.  
    My Dad & I hiked to the grocery store and stocked our sled with essentials. 
548.443SUBPAC::SADINFreedom isn't free.Tue Jan 09 1996 18:236
    
    	Where is it snowing again? I don't see anything outside here in
    Hudson MA.
    
    
    jim
548.444BUSY::SLABOUNTYEnjoy what you doTue Jan 09 1996 18:243
    
    	OK, who said it was snowing again/still?
    
548.445BIGQ::SILVABenevolent 'pedagogues' of humanityTue Jan 09 1996 18:267

	Jim, they put sunny pictures on the windows yesterday when they sent
everyone home early. This way no one will ever be able to leave early again!



548.446POLAR::RICHARDSONBig Bag O' PassionTue Jan 09 1996 18:352
    The dusting we were supposed to get today is turning into a bit of a
    sanding right now.
548.447COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertTue Jan 09 1996 18:389
It's snowing again in Washington, D.C.; they're expecting another 3-5 inches,
which is enough to close that city down even without the 20 they've already
gotten.

We're supposed to get another 1-3 in Boston tonight, and then another
significant storm all day Friday and Saturday, which may be partially
rain, depending on the storm track.

/john
548.448MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Tue Jan 09 1996 18:434
>It's snowing again in Washington, D.C.; they're expecting another 3-5 inches,

That must explain why we ain't heard from Mikey today.

548.449SCASS1::BARBER_Afla fla floleyTue Jan 09 1996 18:451
    I'm really getting tired of hearing about all this snow...
548.450POLAR::RICHARDSONBig Bag O' PassionTue Jan 09 1996 18:501
    Looking forward to April?
548.451DECLNE::REESEMy REALITY check bouncedTue Jan 09 1996 18:506
    MadMike just appeared and said he made out OK during storm; had
    no trouble getting out (obviously).
    
    Hmmm, he had a short hair cut and wasn't sporting his NRA hat;
    hmmmm another TTWA.
    
548.452POLAR::RICHARDSONBig Bag O' PassionTue Jan 09 1996 18:521
    Why didn't he cut the long hair?
548.453SCASS1::BARBER_Afla fla floleyTue Jan 09 1996 18:549
    re: Glenn
    
    Yes, I'm looking forward to me...  8)
    
    No really, it's not fair that 1/3 of the country is bombarded with snow
    and the other 2/3 rarely sees it.  I can't remember the last White
    Christmas in Texas...  
    
    'pril
548.454ACISS1::BATTIStwo cans short of a 6 packTue Jan 09 1996 19:066
    
    .442
    
    Winter of 67 had the big snowstorm in Chicago. 79 wasn't bad either.
    
    Mark
548.455BIGQ::SILVABenevolent 'pedagogues' of humanityTue Jan 09 1996 19:396
| <<< Note 548.450 by POLAR::RICHARDSON "Big Bag O' Passion" >>>

| Looking forward to April?


	Sure.... no more snow for the rest of the year! APRIL FOOLS! :-)
548.456BUSY::SLABOUNTYOn with the body countTue Jan 09 1996 19:424
    
    	April fools some of the people some of the time,
    	but she can't fool all of the people all of the time.
    
548.457SCASS1::BARBER_Afla fla floleyTue Jan 09 1996 19:431
    8)
548.458POLAR::RICHARDSONBig Bag O' PassionTue Jan 09 1996 19:481
    April may fool you without you knowing.
548.459SCASS1::BARBER_Afla fla floleyTue Jan 09 1996 19:511
    how deep...
548.460BUSY::SLABOUNTYOn with the body countTue Jan 09 1996 19:528
    
    	April, there's a fine line between genius and insanity.
    
    	But in Glenn's case, it's not exactly a photo-finish situation,
    	if you know what I mean.
    
    	8^)
    
548.461POLAR::RICHARDSONBig Bag O' PassionTue Jan 09 1996 19:541
    Is that some sort of insult there?
548.462BUSY::SLABOUNTYOn with the body countTue Jan 09 1996 19:563
    
    	Hmmm ... sorry about that.  I guess it was somewhat ambiguous.
    
548.463SCASS1::BARBER_Afla fla floleyTue Jan 09 1996 19:571
    Sorry Shawn, I have no idea what you mean.  
548.464SMURF::BINDEREis qui nos doment vescimur.Tue Jan 09 1996 19:581
    Shawn could mean one thing, or he could mean something else.
548.465POLAR::RICHARDSONBig Bag O' PassionTue Jan 09 1996 20:011
    I'll take his statement as is.
548.466USAT02::SANDERRTue Jan 09 1996 23:535
    Jack:
    
    The DEC offices in DC were closed Monday and Tuesday; therefore no
    Mikey.  He's out with his snowblower earning some mad money for the
    spring yahd sales!
548.467COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertWed Jan 10 1996 03:178
Well, it's snowing again out there.

1-3 inches overnight with another 1-2 inches during the day on
Wednesday.

Then there's the bigger Friday/Saturday storm.

/john
548.468WMOIS::GIROUARD_CWed Jan 10 1996 09:121
    now they're talking as much as 8" in Nashua...
548.469USAT05::SANDERRWed Jan 10 1996 10:205
    At 6AM the DC news said the next big storm coming tommorrow night into
    Friday leaves a window of opportunity {going to the grocery store}
    today and tommorrow.
    
    
548.470COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertWed Jan 10 1996 10:261
Mebbe that's why DC city and U.S. gummint offices are closed again today.
548.471MAIL1::CRANEWed Jan 10 1996 11:013
    This wonderful (NOT) storm has left about 31" in my driveway...now I`m
    told there will be another 10" Fri/Sat. Well speaking for myself I`m
    sick and tired of it all.
548.472WMOIS::GIROUARD_CWed Jan 10 1996 11:221
    -1 you're speaking for me too!
548.473ACISS2::LEECHDia do bheatha.Wed Jan 10 1996 11:303
    More snow heading our way tomorrow, 2-4".  You guys out east are really
    gonna get walluped though, if the forcasters have a clue.  Something to
    look forward to, eh?  8^)
548.474COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertWed Jan 10 1996 11:4112
I just gave up on trying to get the car up the driveway, and with great
difficulty put it back into the garage.

I had a 9:00 meeting; but apparently others are having trouble getting
in as well; I just got mail cancelling it.

Back in August I made an appointment for a check-up today (yes, this
was the earliest possible appointment for someone not deathly ill).
I'll probably have to walk the two miles to the doctor's office (after
making sure that he's in).

/john
548.475CSLALL::HENDERSONPraise His name I am freeWed Jan 10 1996 12:3910


 I got up early to head into work to catch up on stuff as I haven't been
 here for 3 days.  Took me 2 hours and I got here the time I usually do :-(




 Jim
548.476Global warming is actually the cause of this snowCOVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertWed Jan 10 1996 12:497
As of this morning, the official total January snowfall at Boston was
32.2".  The previous record was 35.9", set in 1978.  Will we break it
today, or not until tomorrow or Friday?

The season total as of this morning was 60.4"; the record was 96.3" (1993-94).

/john
548.477Another day in the fiftiesTINCUP::AGUEhttp://www.usa.net/~agueWed Jan 10 1996 12:517
    You guys back east really got to get your snowstorms organized.  Here
    in Colorado this winter, negligible snow has landed in the front range
    cities whee we don't want it anyway, and lots of it (almost 100 inches
    in the past week) has been dumped up in the ski areas and mountains
    where we do want it.
    
    -- Jim
548.478DASHER::RALSTONThe human mind is neuterWed Jan 10 1996 13:024
    Yea Jim, I really miss the snow------NOT. 
    
    I'm thinkin bout alls yous easterners while I stands in the bright
    sunshine, close to 60 degrees.
548.479COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertWed Jan 10 1996 13:037
I've gotta get someone with a front-loader down to the bottom of my driveway
to lift out the mountain that's spreading over the end and making it
impossible to get a running start up the hill.  (It's sort of J-shaped,
with the garage at the short end of the J, and the long end going uphill
towards the middle of an intersection.)

/john
548.480POLAR::RICHARDSONBig Bag O' PassionWed Jan 10 1996 13:074
    You should install a winch at the top of your driveway and let it pull
    your car up.

    hth
548.481COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertWed Jan 10 1996 13:096
There have been times where I've gotten so stuck trying to get out that I've
actually had to do that.  Really.  But the friend who had the winch doesn't
have it anymore (and is also still in a snit because he didn't get the part
he wanted in Princess Ida).

/john
548.482low tech solutionWAHOO::LEVESQUEmemory canyonWed Jan 10 1996 13:101
    Get a bucket of sand.
548.483COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertWed Jan 10 1996 13:111
Yeah, the kitty litter's getting a bit expensive.
548.484SMURF::BINDEREis qui nos doment vescimur.Wed Jan 10 1996 13:132
    Keep a shovel in the car.  I used mine only this past Monday, when
    fetching my wife from the unplowed Pheasant Lane Mall parking lot.
548.485COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertWed Jan 10 1996 13:153
Front loader is arranged for.  About $40.

/john
548.486MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Wed Jan 10 1996 13:188
> Front loader is arranged for.  About $40.

HOLY SMOKES!!! Things are _EXPENSIVE_ down there!!!

The guy that clears my quarter-mile driveway plus parking/turn-around
area down here by the house uses a front end loader and only charges
me $25 per storm!

548.487SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIRhubarb... celery gone bloodshot.Wed Jan 10 1996 13:247
    
    
    That's because he uses a turnip truck, Jack....
    
    
    :)
    
548.488SMURF::MSCANLONa ferret on the barco-loungerWed Jan 10 1996 14:446
    Well, I just received mail from someone containing an
    updated forecast - the band of heavy snow which was suppose
    to affect the coast has moved inland.  New estimates for
    Southern New Hampshire were on the order of 10-12 inches.
    
    Please, someone tell me this is wrong...... :-(
548.489USAT05::SANDERRWed Jan 10 1996 14:552
    I heard thhse winches didn't want to work under 70 degrees...sumthin'
    about NOW preventing them from doing this  :-)
548.490COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertWed Jan 10 1996 15:3469
Weather Conditions at 12 PM EST on 10 JAN 96 for Boston, MA.
Temp(F)    Humidity(%)    Wind(mph)    Pressure(in)    Weather
========================================================================
   26          81%          NNW at 18       29.68      light snow

EASTERN NORFOLK-SOUTHEAST MIDDLESEX-SUFFOLK-
INCLUDING THE CITIES OF...CAMBRIDGE...WALTHAM...WOBURN...BOSTON...
QUINCY
1101 AM EST WED JAN 10 1996

 ..WINTER STORM WARNING THROUGH EARLY TONIGHT...
 THIS AFTERNOON...OCCASIONAL SNOW.  ACCUMULATION THROUGH SUNSET OF 4
TO 7 INCHES.  HIGH 25 TO 30.  NORTH WIND 10 TO 20 MPH INCREASING TO
15 TO 25 MPH.
 TONIGHT...WINDY WITH SNOW ENDING JUST AFTER MIDNIGHT WITH TOTAL
ACCUMULATION OF 5 TO 8 INCHES.  DRIFTING SNOW. CLEARING TOWARD
MORNING.  LOW 15 TO 20.  NORTH WIND 20 TO 30 MPH BECOMING NORTHWEST
15 TO 25 MPH LATE.
 THURSDAY...MOSTLY SUNNY.  HIGH AROUND 30.


                 ************************
                 Winter weather statement
                 ************************

WINTER STORM WARNING AND ADVISORY STATEMENT
NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE TAUNTON MA
1100 AM EST WED JAN 10 1996

 ..THE WINTER STORM WARNING HAS BEEN EXPANDED TO INCLUDE BOSTON...BUT
HAS BEEN CANCELLED OVER NANTUCKET AND MARTHAS VINEYARD...

THE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE HAS EXPANDED THE WINTER STORM WARNING TO
COVER SUFFOLK COUNTY...EASTERN NORFOLK COUNTY...AND THE REMAINDER OF
MIDDLESEX COUNTY.  THIS INCLUDES THE CITIES OF BOSTON...WOBURN...AND
QUINCY.  ACCUMULATIONS OF 4 TO 7 INCHES ARE EXPECTED BY SUNSET WITH
AN ADDITIONAL INCH OR TWO POSSIBLE EARLY TONIGHT.  

MEANWHILE...THE WARNING HAS BEEN CANCELLED FOR MARTHAS VINEYARD AND
NANTUCKET.  SNOW SHOWERS THIS AFTERNOON MAY LEAVE AN INCH OR TWO OF
SNOW IN THESE AREAS...BUT HEAVIER ACCUMULATIONS ARE NO LONGER
EXPECTED.

A SNOW ADVISORY CONTINUES FOR THE REMAINING NORTHERN TWO THIRDS OF
THE BAY STATE...ROUGHLY ALONG AND NORTH OF THE TURNPIKE.  TOTAL
ACCUMULATIONS OF 2 TO 4 INCHES ARE EXPECTED...WITH LOCALLY HEAVIER
AMOUNTS POSSIBLE NEAR WORCESTER.

IF YOU LIVE IN THESE AREAS AND NEED TO DRIVE THIS AFTERNOON...
ESPECIALLY DURING THE EVENING COMMUTE...LEAVE EARLY AND DRIVE WITH
CAUTION.

WTB 



                 ***********************
                 State extended forecast
                 ***********************
 EXTENDED FORECAST...
 FRIDAY...SNOW LIKELY LATE EXCEPT RAIN OR SNOW LIKELY ALONG THE
COAST.  LOWS ZERO TO 15 ABOVE INLAND AND TEENS TO LOWER 20S COAST.
HIGHS 25 TO 35.
 SATURDAY...CHANCE OF SNOW OR RAIN OTHERWISE PARTIAL CLEARING AND
WINDY LATE.  LOWS IN THE 20S.  HIGHS 25 TO 35.
 SUNDAY...FAIR.  LOWS 15 TO 25.  HIGHS 25 TO 35.
   The National Weather Service data is provided by the University of Michigan
Weather Underground project, National Science Foundation-funded Unidata project,
and Alden Electronics, Inc., and is for non-commercial use only.
548.491COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertWed Jan 10 1996 15:3634
Weather Conditions at 12 PM EST on 10 JAN 96 for Manchester, NH.
Temp(F)    Humidity(%)    Wind(mph)    Pressure(in)    Weather
========================================================================
   23          95%          NNE at 13       N/A      moderate snow

CHESHIRE-HILLSBOROUGH-
INCLUDING THE CITIES OF...JAFFREY...KEENE...MANCHESTER...NASHUA
1102 AM EST WED JAN 10 1996

 ..WINTER STORM WARNING THIS AFTERNOON...
 THIS AFTERNOON...OCCASIONAL SNOW WITH TOTAL ACCUMULATION BY SUNSET
OF 4 TO 7 INCHES.  HIGH 20 TO 25.  NORTH WIND 10 TO 20 MPH.
 TONIGHT...FLURRIES EARLY OTHERWISE CLEARING.  LOW ZERO TO 5 ABOVE.
NORTH WIND 10 TO 20 MPH DIMINISHING LATE.
 THURSDAY...MOSTLY SUNNY.  HIGH AROUND 25.



                 ***********************

                 State extended forecast

                 ***********************

 EXTENDED FORECAST
 FRIDAY...FAIR.  LOW ZERO TO 15 BELOW NORTH AND ZERO TO 15 ABOVE SOUTH.
HIGH AROUND 20 NORTH AND IN THE 20S SOUTH.
 SATURDAY...SNOW LIKELY.  LOW ZERO TO 10 ABOVE NORTH AND 10 TO 20
SOUTH.  HIGH IN THE 20S NORTH AND UPPER 20S TO LOWER 30S SOUTH.
 SUNDAY...FAIR.  LOW ZERO TO 15 BELOW NORTH AND ZERO TO 15 ABOVE SOUTH.
HIGH 5 TO 15 NORTH AND 15 TO 25 SOUTH.
   The National Weather Service data is provided by the University of Michigan
Weather Underground project, National Science Foundation-funded Unidata project,
and Alden Electronics, Inc., and is for non-commercial use only.
548.492.....SWAM1::MEUSE_DAWed Jan 10 1996 15:409
    
    called my friends in salem mfg. 
    they sound absolutely miserable.
    
    friend in d.c. can't get milk and eggs since the grocery store
    hasn't received any.
    
    Dave
    
548.493WAHOO::LEVESQUEmemory canyonWed Jan 10 1996 15:421
    well we here in networks engineering are only relatively miserable.
548.494BIGQ::SILVABenevolent 'pedagogues' of humanityWed Jan 10 1996 15:434

	The last storm cost 2 million in Boston. 21 million for NY. I hate
freakin snow!
548.495EDSCLU::JAYAKUMARWed Jan 10 1996 15:5717
	I wish another big storm hits northeast this weekend, another major
blizzard middle of next week, another record breaking noreaster next weekend,
and another severe one middle of....

	... week after week till it get to 400 inches of snow by April

	... winter after winter for another ten years..! 

	... get hit by one in the heat of summer every July


to the point that everyone here should get sick of this place and migrate 
en-masse to the warm more tolerable south/west, say Texas/Florida/LA. 

	Or I could just do that right now..! and why wait till the real-estate
soars up astronomically in rural Florida..! -):
548.496MPGS::MARKEYWe're upping our standards; up yoursWed Jan 10 1996 16:1421
    
    At the end of the street I live on, the snow is piled so high,
    I cannot see over it (and I'm a bit over 6' in height). The
    other side of the main road has no houses at all or streets
    which intersect it, but since it would make perfect sense to
    put the snow there, the plow drivers don't. As we all know, to
    get  a job driving a plow, one must take a test which proves
    his/her lack of ability to apply reason and common sense to any
    problem...
    
    I had to get out of my car, look to see if anything was coming,
    and then jump back in the car... not that I'm lazy, I'd be
    willing to do that indefinitely, but I know other people
    won't, and SOMEONE is going to end up getting smacked because
    they think the way to check if anything is coming is to stick
    the nose of their car out far enough to see...
    
    So tonight, when I get home, I'm going to get a shovel and
    head up the street to shovel down the mound as best I can...
    
    -b
548.497best news I've had all dayWAHOO::LEVESQUEmemory canyonWed Jan 10 1996 16:216
    Speaking of shoveling down mounds- I have two monsters at the end of my
    driveway. Both over 6 feet high. I was prepared to climb the mounds and
    shovel them down tonight, because it's becoming increasingly difficult
    to shovel the end of my driveway. My wife called at noon to let me know
    that the guy whose land we now own sent one of his workers by with
    heavy equipment and they knocked the mounds back. Hooray!
548.498come on downSWAM1::MEUSE_DAWed Jan 10 1996 16:2312
    
    re. 495
    
    well...you can come out here to southern calif, it's around 80 degrees
    right now.
    
    but many would depart soon after one of our nice 6.0 earthshakers.
    
    ya just can't win with mother nature.
    
    Dave
    
548.499DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Wed Jan 10 1996 16:2511
    
    
    	Well I probably wouldn't be able to see the street from
    	my living room windows if it weren't for the DPW clearing
    	the snow out from the last storm.  There's only 4-5' from
    	my window to the street and the windows are only a couple
    	feet from the ground (if that).  Hopefully they'll do that
    	again after Saturday's storm.  Though I don't look forward
    	to being woken up at 6 am. on Sunday from the noise of the
    	front loaders.......
    
548.500BUSY::SLABOUNTYSupra = idiot driver magnetWed Jan 10 1996 16:343
    
    	500 snowy replies.
    
548.501"Neutral" is not enough!DECWIN::RALTOClinto Barada NiktoWed Jan 10 1996 16:4719
    A man in our church (whose daughter is in my son's Sunday School
    class) had a bad encounter with his snowblower during one of the
    late-December snowstorms.
    
    He'd recently moved to Masachusetts from Texas, and is apparently
    experiencing his first real winter.  His snowblower clogged and got
    jammed.  He put the machine in neutral, and reached in with his hand to
    clear the jam from the "thrower" stage.  Unfortunately, putting it in
    neutral only stops the big lower "chopper" blade from turning, but the
    "thrower" mechanism was still engaged (and jammed).
    
    When his hand cleared the snow/ice, he lost one entire finger and
    most of two others.  Worse yet, it was his dominant (writing, etc.)
    hand.  Two other men were in the emergency room on the same night
    with similar snowblower-related injuries.
    
    Be careful out there!
    
    Chris
548.502MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Wed Jan 10 1996 16:535
While I feel sorry for all of the men who spent time in the emergency
room due to lost fingers, I really wonder how much sense it takes to
realize that you shouldn't put body parts anywhere near the business
end of an empowered piece of power equipment.

548.503Another "don't rush" lesson for the kidsDECWIN::RALTOClinto Barada NiktoWed Jan 10 1996 17:097
    I know, I had the same reaction.  And even if "neutral" did happen
    to disengage the "thrower" stage (or whatever it's called; I only
    have a little single-stage blower), I'd *still* shut the damned
    thing off before inserting anything, and even then it wouldn't be
    a body part.  I've never met a machine that I could trust...
    
    Chris
548.504SMURF::BINDEREis qui nos doment vescimur.Wed Jan 10 1996 17:439
    Neutral on my snowthrower desn't disengage the snowthrower attachment
    at all - it just removes power from the wheels.  Everything at the
    front end just keeps right on spinning.
    
    But then my snowthrower is 22 years old, having been built before the
    cradle-to-grave crowd in the CPSC passed laws saying that homeowners
    need not have brains.  I'll keep using this machine until it falls
    apart - and then I'll probably patch it up and use it some more.  I've
    already re-engined it once.
548.505BIGQ::SILVABenevolent 'pedagogues' of humanityWed Jan 10 1996 18:255

	The damn weather cancels a meeting I was supposed to have tonight. To
think I came in today because of this meeting. I had a doctors appointment in
the morning. Grrrrrrr..... Mother Nature has got to be brought to court!
548.506belongs in TTLTEVMS::MORONEYOperation Foot BulletWed Jan 10 1996 18:5110
re .479:

>I've gotta get someone with a front-loader down to the bottom of my driveway
>to lift out the mountain that's spreading over the end and making it
>impossible to get a running start up the hill.  (It's sort of J-shaped,

Yesterday at about 6:00 AM a front end loader showed up at my place, cleaned
up after the last pass of the plow and knocked back the 2 6' high piles
at either side of the driveway, then left.  Still not sure who it was although
I believe it was my tax $ at work.
548.507I always wondered...SHRCTR::PJOHNSONaut disce, aut discedeWed Jan 10 1996 19:187
Speaking of winter, and snow, and plowed snow...

Why is it that Boston has such a huge problem figuring out where to
put all of the snow? Is there really something wrong with dropping it
in the ocean to their right, open 24 hours-a-day?

Pete
548.508NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Wed Jan 10 1996 19:211
Trucking snow to the ocean is much more expensive than pushing it somewhere.
548.509MPGS::MARKEYWe're upping our standards; up yoursWed Jan 10 1996 19:219
  > Why is it that Boston has such a huge problem figuring out where to
  > put all of the snow? Is there really something wrong with dropping it
  > in the ocean to their right, open 24 hours-a-day?
    
    Believe it or not, it is illegal to do so under the act of
    congress which gave us the money to clean up Bawston Habah.
    There you have you it, environmentalism in action.
    
    -b
548.510BIGQ::SILVABenevolent 'pedagogues' of humanityWed Jan 10 1996 19:2913

	Brian, that's because the salt that is in the snow is not good for the
water, the asphalt, the rocks, and whatever trash gets put into piles of snow.
That is why they don't dump it into the habor. Although this past week one
trucking company did do that, and were fined.

	As far as where they can put it goes.... they gave dumping areas, but
it is expensive to do. What they need to do is post something in every
neighborhood that they're coming by on such and such a day, between the housr
of such and such, and that they must have their cars off the street, or be
towed. This way they can plow right down to the sidewalks. Of course that will
be expensive as well. :-) But it would make me happy! :-)
548.511NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Wed Jan 10 1996 19:311
They do dump snow into the harbor in NYC.
548.512SMURF::WALTERSWed Jan 10 1996 19:341
    There you go Glen, If you want your asphalt, swim in NYC haabaaa.
548.513EVMS::MORONEYOperation Foot BulletWed Jan 10 1996 19:3410
re .510:

>	Brian, that's because the salt that is in the snow is not good for the
>water, the asphalt, the rocks, and whatever trash gets put into piles of snow.

Well you certainly don't want to let any salt get into the ocean!


Maynard doesn't seem to have any problem with dumping snow into the river
there (or at least they didn't a couple years ago).
548.514SHRCTR::PJOHNSONaut disce, aut discedeWed Jan 10 1996 21:1715
Sounds similar to it being environmentally unfriendly by burying
torn-up asphalt if you re-do your driveway. I mean, if asphalt is so
bad for the earth, why is it OK to use it for roads? Isn't that
equivalent to burying it?

I don't think a little salt would hurt the ocean, either. Navy (for
that matter, all) ships dump their refuse there, and isn't some trash
barged out to sea from land and dumped? I think it's an example of
over-reaction and over-regulation.

Don't get me wrong: I don't think it's good to dump trash in the
ocean. I just think that categorizing snow as hazardous or toxic is
beyond reasonable.

Pete
548.515POLAR::RICHARDSONBig Bag O' PassionWed Jan 10 1996 21:264
    Well Pete, Montreal used to dump snow into the St. Lawrence river, but
    it polluted the river so badly, they had to stop the practice. You're
    essentially taking not only the road salt, but all of the dirt off the
    streets and dumping it into the water. It's not good.
548.516COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertWed Jan 10 1996 22:4213
>>I've gotta get someone with a front-loader down to the bottom of my driveway
>>to lift out the mountain that's spreading over the end and making it
>>impossible to get a running start up the hill.  (It's sort of J-shaped,
>
>Yesterday at about 6:00 AM a front end loader showed up at my place, cleaned
>up after the last pass of the plow and knocked back the 2 6' high piles
>at either side of the driveway, then left.  Still not sure who it was although
>I believe it was my tax $ at work.

That happened here, too, at the top of my driveway.  But the bottom is 150
feet from the road, and the town is not likely to do anything about it.

/john
548.517Rotary Snow JackCOVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertThu Jan 11 1996 00:0027
548.518EVMS::MORONEYOperation Foot BulletThu Jan 11 1996 01:037
re .509:

Turns out the MA dept of environment conservation will allow them to dump snow
into the ocean, but "only as a last resort", according to the Glob.

Maybe they want to protect the salt water ocean from the fresh water snow
(they didn't get a chance to salt much)
548.519MAIL1::CRANEThu Jan 11 1996 09:457
    It is normally illegal to dump snow in any of the bays, rivers,
    harbours in N.Y./N.J. arae but because a state of emergency was
    declared they were able to dump the snow into the ocean, rivers, bays
    etc, etc.
    
    If caught driving in the snow you were fined $100.00 and points on your
    licence.
548.520SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIRhubarb... celery gone bloodshot.Thu Jan 11 1996 11:3110
    
    
    <------
    
    >If caught driving in the snow you were fined $100.00 and points on
    >your licence.
    
    
    Ahhh yes... the land of the free and the home of the brave...
    
548.521BIGQ::SILVABenevolent 'pedagogues' of humanityThu Jan 11 1996 12:024
The Atlanta Braves?

	The Sox trade for Wil Cordero yesterday. He is only 24 years old, and
will play 2nd base. Of course he has a tear in his throwing shoulder.....
548.522ACISS2::LEECHDia do bheatha.Thu Jan 11 1996 12:027
    It's snowing again.  Predicted 4-7" here (of course, they also
    predicted it wouldn't start snowing until later this evening- they
    missed by about 12 hours or so).  My car has a nice white layer on it 
    already.
    
    I imagine this same storm will dump a foot or so on the east coast. 
    8^)
548.523CSC32::M_EVANScuddly as a cactusThu Jan 11 1996 12:0213
    there minor other miserable nasties in plowed snow, like motor oil
    gasoline, antifreeze and whatever other chemicals people dump on the
    road.  This also gets picked up in the snow when a road is plowed. 
    Salt is not so much the issue as this other stuff.  Now if we could
    make cars and bikes that didn't leak oil, slough tire compounds onto
    the pavement, or otherwise spew noxious substances on the roads then
    there could be a reasonable arguement about where it winds up.  Yew, I
    know if this stuff melts suddenly it will wind up in your rivers and
    ocean with no treatment, but I think the hope is that it will thaw
    slowly enough for the water to leach through the ground, (actually a
    not bad filter) or to hit the storm sewers where I would imagin it goes
    somewhere for at least minimal treatment.  
    
548.524SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIRhubarb... celery gone bloodshot.Thu Jan 11 1996 12:127
    
    re: .521
    
    Atta boy!!!! Don't let reading comprehension ever stand in your way!!!!
    
    Oh? You were trying to be quippy???   Never mind....
    
548.525BIGQ::SILVABenevolent 'pedagogues' of humanityThu Jan 11 1996 12:177

	Andy, I think deep down inside (very very deep), hidden behind the
anger that runs fluid in your veins, you like me. 


Glen
548.526COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertThu Jan 11 1996 12:1936
Weather Conditions at 6 AM EST on 11 JAN 96 for Boston, MA.
Temp(F)    Humidity(%)    Wind(mph)    Pressure(in)    Weather
========================================================================
   16          61%          WNW at 14       30.06      Clear

EASTERN ESSEX-EASTERN NORFOLK-SOUTHEAST MIDDLESEX-SUFFOLK-
INCLUDING THE CITIES OF...GLOUCESTER...LYNN...SALEM...CAMBRIDGE...
WALTHAM...WOBURN...BOSTON...QUINCY
418 AM EST THU JAN 11 1996

 ..WINTER STORM WATCH FRIDAY AFTERNOON...
 TODAY...SUNNY BUT SOME HIGH CLOUDINESS LATE.  HIGH 30 TO 35.  A
BRISK NORTHWEST WIND OF 15 TO 25 MPH DIMINISHING THIS AFTERNOON.
 TONIGHT...INCREASING CLOUDS.  LOW AROUND 20.  LIGHT WIND.
 FRIDAY...SNOW DEVELOPING DURING MIDDAY MAY BECOME HEAVY TOWARD
EVENING AS A BRISK NORTHEAST WIND DEVELOPS.  HIGH 30 TO 35.



                 ***********************

                 State extended forecast

                 ***********************

 EXTENDED FORECAST...
 FRIDAY NIGHT...SNOW...POSSIBLY HEAVY.  SNOW OR A MIX WITH SLEET AND
RAIN ALONG THE COAST.  LOWS 25 TO 35. 
 SATURDAY...CHANCE OF SNOW OR DRIZZLE EARLY THEN PARTIAL CLEARING AND
BECOMING WINDY FOR A TIME.  HIGHS 30 TO 40. 
 SUNDAY...CHANCE OF SNOW SHOWERS.  LOWS 15 TO 25.  HIGHS 25 TO 35.
 MONDAY...FAIR.  LOWS ZERO TO 10 ABOVE.  HIGHS 20 TO 30. 
   The National Weather Service data is provided by the University of Michigan
Weather Underground project, National Science Foundation-funded Unidata project,
and Alden Electronics, Inc., and is for non-commercial use only.
548.527MAIL1::CRANEThu Jan 11 1996 12:192
    .522
    Where is "here"?
548.528BIGQ::SILVABenevolent 'pedagogues' of humanityThu Jan 11 1996 12:203

	Cincinnati, I believe
548.529MAIL1::CRANEThu Jan 11 1996 12:243
    .528
    Thanks, now I know how (roughly) long it will take to hit here in
    northern N.J. 
548.530COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertThu Jan 11 1996 12:24127
Weather Conditions at 9 AM EST on 11 JAN 96 for Cincinnati, OH.
Temp(F)    Humidity(%)    Wind(mph)    Pressure(in)    Weather
========================================================================
   19          84%         EAST at 10       30.07      Overcast

BROWN-BUTLER-CLERMONT-CLINTON-HAMILTON-HIGHLAND-WARREN-
INCLUDING THE CITIES OF...WILMINGTON...CINCINNATI
408 AM EST THU JAN 11 1996

 ..HEAVY SNOW WARNING THIS AFTERNOON AND TONIGHT...
 TODAY...SNOW DEVELOPING. SNOW COULD BE HEAVY THIS AFTERNOON. SNOW
ACCUMULATING AROUND 2 INCHES. HIGH NEAR 30. SOUTHEAST WINDS 10 TO 15
MPH. CHANCE OF SNOW IS 100 PERCENT.
 TONIGHT...SNOW DECREASING. SNOW ACCUMULATING AROUND 2 INCHES WITH A
STORM TOTAL AROUND 4 INCHES. LOW 20 TO 25. WINDS BECOMING NORTHWEST AT
10 TO 15 MPH. CHANCE OF SNOW IS NEAR 100 PERCENT.
 FRIDAY...MOSTLY CLOUDY WITH A HIGH IN THE LOWER 30S.


                 *************************
                 Special weather statement
                 *************************
058-059-066-073>075-080-111700-

SPECIAL WEATHER STATEMENT...CORRECTION...
NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE WILMINGTON OH
510 AM EST THU JAN 11 1996

 ..A HEAVY SNOW WARNING IS IN EFFECT FOR SOUTHWEST OHIO AND NORTHERN
KENTUCKY THIS AFTERNOON AND TONIGHT...

 ..A SNOW ADVISORY IS IN EFFECT FOR CENTRAL OHIO AND SOUTHEAST INDIANA
THIS AFTERNOON AND TONIGHT...

A STORM MOVING OUT OF THE MIDDLE PART OF THE COUNTRY WILL MOVE TO
KENTUCKY BY THIS EVENING. THIS STORM WILL SPREAD LIGHT SNOW INTO
SOUTHEAST INDIANA.. SOUTHWEST OHIO.. AND NORTHERN KENTUCKY DURING THE
MORNING HOURS.  HOWEVER... SNOW WILL CONTINUE TO DEVELOP ACROSS THE REST
OF WEST CENTRAL SOUTHERN OHIO AND NORTHERN KENTUCKY THIS AFTERNOON.
SNOW ACCUMULATION BY NOON ARE EXPECTED TO BE AN INCH OR LESS WITH
HIGHER AMOUNTS OF 3 TO 4" EXPECTED IN NORTHERN KENTUCKY/SOUTH OHIO BY
EVENING.. AND POSSIBLY HIGHER AMOUNTS INTO SOUTHEAST INDIANA. THE SNOW
WILL END WEST TO EAST BEFORE MIDNIGHT TONIGHT.


ROAD CONDITIONS WILL DETERIORATE AFTER MIDDAY WITH HAZARDOUS DRIVING
CONDITIONS EXPECTED FOR THE AFTERNOON RUSH HOUR.  BE PREPARED TO TAKE
EXTRA TIME TO ARRIVE AT YOUR DESTINATION DURING THE AFTERNOON AND
EVENING HOURS.  STAY TUNED TO YOUR LOCAL MEDIA AND NOAA WEATHER 
RADIO FOR FURTHER UPDATES ON THIS STORM SYSTEM.


 ..CORRECTED FOR HEADER...

MANOUSOS




                 ************************
                 Winter weather statement
                 ************************
HEAVY SNOW WARNING/SNOW ADVISORY
NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE CLEVELAND OH
420 AM EST THU JAN 11 1996

THE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE HAS ISSUED A HEAVY SNOW WARNING FOR THIS
AFTERNOON AND TONIGHT FOR THE FOLLOWING COUNTIES:

IN OHIO:

ADAMS                    BROWN                    BUTLER
CLERMONT                 CLINTON                  FAYETTE
GREENE                   HAMILTON                 HIGHLAND
MONTGOMERY               PIKE                     PREBLE
ROSS                     SCIOTO                   WARREN

A SNOW ADVISORY HAS ALSO BEEN ISSUED FOR THIS AFTERNOON AND TONIGHT FOR
THE FOLLOWING COUNTIES: 

IN OHIO:
     
CHAMPAIGN                CLARK                    DARKE
DELAWARE                 FAIRFIELD                FRANKLIN
HOCKING                  LICKING                  MADISON
MIAMI                    PICKAWAY                 UNION
  
A LOW PRESSURE SYSTEM OVER THE MISSOURI VALLEY WILL TRACK TO THE EAST
TODAY...REACHING THE TENNESSEE VALLEY BY THIS EVENING.  THIS LOW WILL
MIGRATE TO THE MID ATLANTIC COAST TONIGHT.

TO THE NORTH AND EAST OF THIS LOW...SNOW WILL SPREAD INTO THE OHIO
VALLEY LATE THIS MORNING AND THEN INTENSIFY DURING THE AFTERNOON.  SNOW
ACCUMULATIONS BY EVENING WILL BE 1 TO 2 INCHES OVER WEST CENTRAL AND
SOUTHWEST OHIO AND AROUND AN INCH ACROSS CENTRAL OHIO.

SNOW...POSSIBLY HEAVY AT TIMES...WILL CONTINUE TONIGHT.  TOTAL STORM
ACCUMULATIONS WILL RANGE FROM 2 TO 3 INCHES ACROSS WEST CENTRAL AND
CENTAL OHIO TO AROUND 4 INCHES OVER SOUTHWEST OHIO.  
 
IF YOU PLAN TO TRAVEL TODAY OR TONIGHT...STAY TUNED TO NOAA WEATHER
RADIO OR THE LOCAL MEDIA FOR THE LASTEST WEATHER INFORMATION.   

BARJENBRUCH



                 ***********************
                 State extended forecast
                 ***********************
 EXTENDED FORECAST...
 FRIDAY NIGHT...A CHANCE OF SNOW OR FREEZING DRIZZLE. LOWS IN THE 20S.
 SATURDAY...MOSTLY CLOUDY SOUTH. A CHANCE OF SNOW OR FREEZING
DRIZZLE NORTH. HIGHS FROM THE LOWER 30S NORTHEAST TO AROUND 40
SOUTH.
 SUNDAY...CHANCE OF SNOW NORTH. DRY ELSEWHERE. LOWS IN THE MID 20S
TO LOWER 30S.  HIGHS FROM THE LOWER 30S NORTHEAST TO THE LOWER 40S
SOUTH.
 MONDAY...DRY. LOWS 15 TO 20 NORTH AND 25 TO 30 SOUTH. HIGHS 30 TO 35
NORTH AND LOWER 40S SOUTH.

KIELTYKA


   The National Weather Service data is provided by the University of Michigan
Weather Underground project, National Science Foundation-funded Unidata project,
and Alden Electronics, Inc., and is for non-commercial use only.
548.531BOXORN::HAYSSome things are worth dying forThu Jan 11 1996 12:256
Don't like the snow?

Move to Alaska.  They haven't had hardly any.


Phil
548.532COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertThu Jan 11 1996 12:267
>    Thanks, now I know how (roughly) long it will take to hit here in
>    northern N.J. 

I think this storm is supposed to take the long route, going south first,
to pick up more power and moisture, and then head up the coast.

/john
548.533POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of NightmaresThu Jan 11 1996 12:285
    
    .531
    
    Confusing use of negative alert.
    
548.534MAIL1::CRANEThu Jan 11 1996 12:284
    .532
    Yep, its headed south first then head up the coast. Should pick up
    stength and dump lots more snow for here. Should see first flake (snow
    that is) before I leave for work about 5:00 a.m. 
548.535COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertThu Jan 11 1996 12:31115
Weather Conditions at 9 AM EST on 11 JAN 96 for Newark, NJ.
Temp(F)    Humidity(%)    Wind(mph)    Pressure(in)    Weather
========================================================================
   18          56%          NNW at 11       30.22      N/A

CORRECTED
HUDSON-
400 AM EST THU JAN 11 1996

 TODAY...PARTLY SUNNY. HIGH AROUND 30. WIND NORTHWEST 10 TO 15 MPH
THIS MORNING DIMINISHING TO AROUND 10 MPH DURING THE AFTERNOON.
 TONIGHT...THICKENING CLOUDINESS WITH A 30 PERCENT CHANCE OF SNOW
TOWARD MORNING. LOW IN THE MID 20S. WIND NORTHEAST 5 TO 10 MPH.
 FRIDAY...CLOUDY WITH SNOW DEVELOPING. SNOW WILL MIX WITH SLEET
AND FREEZING RAIN DURING THE AFTERNOON. HIGH IN THE LOWER 30S. CHANCE
OF PRECIPITATION 80 PERCENT.


                 *************************
                 Special weather statement
                 *************************

SPECIAL WEATHER STATEMENT AND WEATHER MAP DISCUSSION FOR EXTREME
SOUTHEASTERN NEW YORK...NORTHEASTERN NEW JERSEY AND
SOUTHERN CONNECTICUT...CORRECTED
NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE NEW YORK NY
420 AM EST THU JAN 11 1996

 ..ANOTHER WINTER STORM MAY BE HEADED FOR THE TRI-STATE REGION
FRIDAY...

LOW PRESSURE DEVELOPING ALONG THE SOUTHEAST COAST FRIDAY MORNING WILL
MOVE NORTHEAST...BRINGING WITH IT ANOTHER ROUND OF WINTERY WEATHER
FOR THE AREA.

HIGH CLOUDINESS WILL INCREASE DURING THE DAY TODAY AS WEAK HIGH
PRESSURE BUILDS ACROSS THE REGION FROM UPSTATE NEW YORK. TEMPERATURES
TODAY WILL CONTINUE BELOW NORMAL AS NORTHWEST WINDS DIMINISH DURING
THE MORNING INTO THE AFTERNOON HOURS.

THE HIGH WILL MOVE INTO NEW ENGLAND TONIGHT AS LOW PRESSURE OVER THE
SOUTHEAST UNITED STATES STARTS TO FORM. CLOUDS WILL THICKEN OVERNIGHT
IN RESPONSE TO THE DEVELOPING LOW. LIGHT SNOW WILL DEVELOP FROM
SOUTHWEST TO NORTHEAST DURING THE OVERNIGHT...POSSIBLY REACHING THE
REGION BEFORE MORNING. TEMPERATURES OVERNIGHT WILL DROP BELOW
FREEZING IN ALL AREAS AS WINDS BECOME LIGHT.

THE WEATHER PICTURE FOR FRIDAY IS STILL SOMEWHAT UNCERTAIN. TWO
POSSIBLE TRACKS FOR THE STORM ARE INDICATED...EACH WITH VERY 
DIFFERENT IMPACTS FOR THE REGION. 

IF THE STORM HUGS THE COAST...AN EAST WIND WILL ALLOW MILDER AIR FROM
THE OCEAN TO FILTER INTO NEW YORK CITY AND LONG ISLAND. THIS WOULD
CHANGE THE SNOW TO SLEET AND FREEZING RAIN...AND POSSIBLY EVEN RAIN
OVER THE TWIN FORKS REGION OF LONG ISLAND...DURING THE AFTERNOON. AN
ACCUMULATION OF SNOW WOULD THEN BE FOLLOWED BY SOME ICING...BEFORE
ANY CHANGE TO RAIN COULD OCCUR.

WELL INLAND...SNOW DEVELOPING IN THE MORNING WOULD MIX WITH SLEET 
AND FREEZING RAIN LATE IN THE DAY...WITH A FEW INCHES OF SNOW
POSSIBLE BEFORE A MIX.

IF THE STORM MOVES SOUTH OF THE REGION...THE COLDER AIR WOULD BE ABLE
TO REMAIN IN PLACE OVER THE REGION...BUT PRECIPITATION AMOUNTS WOULD
BE LESS. THE HEAVIEST PRECIPITATION WOULD FALL ACROSS THE CENTRAL AND
SOUTHERN NEW JERSEY WITH LIGHTER SNOWFALL AMOUNTS ACROSS OUR REGION.

IN ANY EVENT...THE HEAVIEST OF THE PRECIPITATION WILL ARRIVE IN THE
REGION DURING THE AFTERNOON FRIDAY INTO FRIDAY NIGHT. SINCE
TEMPERATURES ACROSS THE REGION WILL BE CLOSE TO OR EVEN ABOVE
FREEZING...ANY SNOW THAT FALLS WILL BE WET...ADDING WEIGHT TO
STRUCTURES ALREADY CARRYING A LARGE AMOUNT OF SNOW. ANY ICE THAT
ACCUMULATES WOULD ONLY AGGRAVATE THE SITUATION.

AS THE LOW DEVELOPS FURTHER LATE FRIDAY AND FRIDAY NIGHT...THE
PRECIPITATION WOULD REMAIN A MIX AND EVEN RAIN CLOSE TO THE COAST...
WITH A MIX OF SNOW...SLEET AND FREEZING RAIN WELL INLAND.

AS IS THE CASE WITH MOST COASTAL STORMS....THE EXACT TRACK OF THE
STORM AND ITS FINAL STRENGTH WILL DETERMINE THE AMOUNT AND TYPE OF
WINTERY PRECIPITATION. IN ADDITION...THE PROXIMITY OF THE STORM TO
THE COAST WILL ALSO RAISE THE POSSIBILITY OF WINDY CONDITIONS...
ESPECIALLY ALONG THE COAST...WHERE SOME BEACH EROSION IS POSSIBLE
LATE FRIDAY AND FRIDAY NIGHT.

LISTEN TO NOAA WEATHER RADIO...THE VOICE OF THE NATIONAL WEATHER
SERVICE...OR COMMERCIAL TELEVISION OR RADIO FOR FURTHER UPDATES AND
POSSIBLE WINTER STORM WATCHES FOR THE PENDING WINTER WEATHER FRIDAY.

HAYES



                 ***********************
                 State extended forecast
                 ***********************
 EXTENDED FORECAST...

 FRIDAY NIGHT...A WINTRY MIX ALONG THE COAST...SNOW INLAND. LOWS
FROM THE MID 20S INLAND TO AROUND 30 NEAR THE COAST.
 SATURDAY...A WINTRY MIX ALONG THE COAST...SNOW INLAND. 
PRECIPITATION ENDING DURING THE DAY. HIGHS FROM THE UPPER 20S INLAND
TO LOWER 30S NEAR THE COAST.
 SUNDAY...FAIR. LOWS 15 TO 25. HIGHS 25 TO 35.
 MONDAY...PARTLY CLOUDY AND COLDER. LOWS 5 TO 15 ABOVE. HIGHS IN THE
20S.

HAYES



   The National Weather Service data is provided by the University of Michigan
Weather Underground project, National Science Foundation-funded Unidata project,
and Alden Electronics, Inc., and is for non-commercial use only.
548.536BIGQ::SILVABenevolent 'pedagogues' of humanityThu Jan 11 1996 12:334

	John, why not just log into the weather page? Then you could post the
radar image as well! :-)
548.537WAHOO::LEVESQUEmemory canyonThu Jan 11 1996 12:423
    >They haven't had hardly any.
    
     So they've had a lot, then?
548.538SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIRhubarb... celery gone bloodshot.Thu Jan 11 1996 12:435
    
    <------
    
    So wouldn't I....
    
548.539NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Thu Jan 11 1996 12:505
re .523:

Lots of cities don't have separate storm sewers, so a quick melt overwhelms
the treatment plants.  I think those that do have separate storm sewers
don't treat the effluent thereof.
548.540ACISS2::LEECHDia do bheatha.Thu Jan 11 1996 12:556
    Seems that I jumped the gun a bit.  Though we got about an inch of snow
    this morning, it was only a "rogue" snow cloud that got us.  The real
    storm is still to the west, but will be here tonight (I assume at rush
    hour).  So, the weather man wasn't off by 12 hours after all.  8^)
    
    -steve
548.54180 degrees and boringSWAM1::MEUSE_DAThu Jan 11 1996 14:5812
    
    out here in L.A. they called the current approching storm..
    
    "The monster snow storm"
    
    typical Hollywood.
    
    stock up on beer.
    
    Dave
    
    
548.542BOXORN::HAYSSome things are worth dying forThu Jan 11 1996 15:3611
RE:  assorted.

Don't like the snow?

Move to Alaska.  They have had very little snow this winter.

==================================================================
Better?


Phil
548.5438^)POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of NightmaresThu Jan 11 1996 15:573
    
    phew!
    
548.544CNTROL::JENNISONA turkey and some mistletoeThu Jan 11 1996 16:1916
    
    	I don't mind the snow, though I did mind the fact that
    	work was not closed on Monday.  I did not have fun driving
    	to and from work in the blizzard, especially with a non-functional
    	driver's side windshield wiper.
    
    	We succumbed to Monday's storm and paid to have our driveway
    	plowed.  This guy even came back on Tuesday with his snowblower
    	to get what he couldn't push with his plow (snow drifts by the
    	driveway were already over 4 feet high).
    
    	Shoveling last night was easy enough, except that I had to throw
    	the snow onto six-foot snowbanks.  I even managed to find my
    	mail box again!
    
    	
548.545BIGQ::SILVABenevolent 'pedagogues' of humanityThu Jan 11 1996 16:212
	Karen, was your mailbox where you left it? Or did the regular plows
bring it down the street? :-)
548.546and it ain't the meat....GRANPA::MWANNEMACHERbe nice, be happyThu Jan 11 1996 16:424
    
    
    
    It ain't the heat, it's the humidity...........
548.547How much is "very little" snow in Alaska?SHRCTR::PJOHNSONaut disce, aut discedeThu Jan 11 1996 17:460
548.548NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Thu Jan 11 1996 17:492
According to my friends in Fairbanks, they really don't get much snow there.
Of course, whatever they get sticks around because it's so cold.
548.549SMURF::WALTERSThu Jan 11 1996 17:521
    So this winter you've dug less Fairbanks?
548.550LANDO::OLIVER_Blooking for her hand in the snowThu Jan 11 1996 17:543
    .549
    
    he's unbelievable.
548.551SMURF::WALTERSThu Jan 11 1996 17:551
    Unbearable too.
548.552BUSY::SLABOUNTYDon't like my p_n? 1-800-328-7448Thu Jan 11 1996 18:146
    
    	It's gotta be a conspiracy ... all these people working in synch
    	with Colin so he gets most of the witty replies.
    
    	No one can be that funny all by himself.
    	
548.553SMURF::BINDEREis qui nos doment vescimur.Thu Jan 11 1996 18:181
    It's a call-in show.
548.554SMURF::WALTERSThu Jan 11 1996 19:141
    I've never had so many straight men before.
548.555ACISS1::BATTIStwo cans short of a 6 packThu Jan 11 1996 19:182
    
    <------ Glen wishes he had said that!
548.556fema is on the roadSWAM1::MEUSE_DAThu Jan 11 1996 19:3611
    
    clinton is offering fema help to all the states that apply to help get 
    unsnowed.
    
    he didn't mention Mass or New Hampshire, as having requested
    assistance.
    
    Maryland..New York...etc.
    
    
    
548.557COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertThu Jan 11 1996 19:376
I doubt that Mass & NH have considered the recent storms to be beyond what
they can handle.

Beyond what was budgeted, but not beyond handling capacity.

/john
548.558Where's the mana help?DECWIN::RALTOClinto Barada NiktoThu Jan 11 1996 19:3912
    >> clinton is offering fema help...
    
    Oh yeah?... Well, I say let the men shovel too!
    
    
    >> he didn't mention Mass or New Hampshire, as having requested
    >> assistance.
    
    Wait'll he tries to come up here for another vacation then... he'll
    have to bring his shovel, after he rinses it off that is.
    
    Chris
548.559BIGQ::SILVABenevolent 'pedagogues' of humanityThu Jan 11 1996 20:043

	Mark... you are correct, sir!
548.560WAHOO::LEVESQUEmemory canyonFri Jan 12 1996 10:573
    >I've never had so many straight men before.
    
     This a quote from Melissa Etheridge?
548.561SMURF::WALTERSFri Jan 12 1996 11:461
    All right! All right!  I'll send her a dollar too.
548.562ACISS1::BATTIStwo cans short of a 6 packFri Jan 12 1996 12:082
    
    <------  you should take lessons from POL, Colin.
548.563USAT02::SANDERRFri Jan 12 1996 12:1011
    Snowing like gangbusters in DC, almost whitout conditions, forecasted
    just revised upwards to possibly 10" before changing to ice/sleet/rain
    mid-afternoon.  Glad we decided to stay home today.  DC metro has only
    about 70% of its trains running, the road conditions in the district
    are deplorable and they're out of money and manpower, and the MD road
    conditions are worsening with many accidents reported.  There is no
    place to put the snow, and the government officials are looking at
    hauling it away.  Haven't seen a 5 day forecast, but a few days in the
    40's would be very welcome!
    
    NR
548.564ACISS1::BATTIStwo cans short of a 6 packFri Jan 12 1996 12:183
    
    after new england gets hit again this weekend, they are supposed to see
    50 by Monday, that is, if the weather people are correct for a change.
548.565CONSLT::MCBRIDEpack light, keep low, move fast, reload oftenFri Jan 12 1996 12:203
    We are supposed to see 40's tomorrow and Sunday and 0 to 10 on Monday. 
    Next week will be frrreeezzzzinggg
    
548.566POLAR::RICHARDSONBig Bag O' PassionFri Jan 12 1996 13:164
    Heard on the news last night that Ottawa has had a total of 6 feet of
    snow so far this season!
    
    {gwargle}
548.567COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertFri Jan 12 1996 13:2185
Weather Conditions at 9 AM EST on 12 JAN 96 for Boston, MA.
Temp(F)    Humidity(%)    Wind(mph)    Pressure(in)    Weather
========================================================================
   24          74%           NE at 10       30.12      Overcast

EASTERN NORFOLK-SUFFOLK-
INCLUDING THE CITIES OF...BOSTON...QUINCY
439 AM EST FRI JAN 12 1996

 ..WINTER STORM WARNING THIS AFTERNOON THROUGH SATURDAY MORNING...
 TODAY...CLOUDY WITH SNOW DEVELOPING DURING THE AFTERNOON.  AN INCH
OR TWO ACCUMULATION POSSIBLE BY EVENING.  HIGH AROUND 30.  EAST WIND
INCREASING TO 10 TO 20 MPH.
 TONIGHT...SNOW...HEAVY AT TIMES WITH ADDITIONAL ACCUMULATIONS THEN
THE SNOW CHANGING TO RAIN OR FREEZING RAIN.  WINDY.  POSSIBLE
FLOODING IN POOR DRAINAGE AREAS.  TEMPERATURES RISING TO THE MID 30S.
EAST WIND 15 TO 20 MPH.
 SATURDAY...RAIN OR FREEZING RAIN ENDING.  CLOUDY AND BRISK.  HIGH 35
TO 40.



                 ************************

                 Winter weather statement

                 ************************


WINTER STORM WARNING...CORRECTION
NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE TAUNTON MA
630 AM EST FRI JAN 12 1996

 ..A WINTER STORM WARNING IS IN EFFECT THIS AFTERNOON THROUGH
SATURDAY MORNING FOR ALL OF RHODE ISLAND...ALL OF MASSACHUSETTS
EXCEPT THE BERKSHIRES....AND ALL OF NORTHERN CONNECTICUT EXCEPT
LITCHFIELD COUNTY...

 ..A WINTER STORM WATCH CONTINUES IN EFFECT TONIGHT AND SATURDAY
MORNING FOR SOUTHWESTERN AND SOUTH CENTRAL NEW HAMPSHIRE...

SNOW WILL DEVELOP THIS AFTERNOON OVER SOUTHERN NEW ENGLAND..AND THIS
EVENING OVER SOUTH WESTERN AND SOUTH CENTRAL NEW HAMPSHIRE.  THE SNOW
WILL BECOME HEAVY AT TIMES LATE THIS AFTERNOON...AND MUCH OF TONIGHT
OVER INLAND AREAS.  THE HEAVIEST SNOW WILL PROBABLY OCCUR BETWEEN 5
PM TODAY AND 5 AM SATURDAY WHEN 6 INCHES OR MORE SHOULD FALL WEST OF
INTERSTATE 495 IN MASSACHUSETTS AND ACROSS PARTS OF NORTHERN RHODE
ISLAND AND NORTHERN CONNECTICUT.  A MIXTURE OF SLEET SNOW AND
FREEZING RAIN OVER INLAND SECTIONS IS POSSIBLE AFTER MIDNIGHT.

ACROSS EASTERN MASSACHUSETTS AND SOUTHERN RHODE ISLAND...THE SNOW
WILL CHANCE TO SLEET AND THEN FREEZING RAIN OR PLAIN RAIN.  BEFORE
THE CHANGEOVER...THE SNOWFALL IN THIS AREA WILL RANGE FROM PERHAPS AN
INCH OR TWO ACROSS CAPE COD....TO PERHAPS 4 OR 5 INCHES IN
NORTHEASTERN MASSACHUSETTS.

THE CHANGEOVER TO RAIN WILL CREATE ADDITIONAL PROBLEMS.  THE WEIGHT
OF THE RAIN ADDED TO THE SNOW ON ROOF TOPS WILL PRODUCE HIGH WEIGHT
LOADS ON ROOFS.  THE RAIN AND SNOW MELT COULD CAUSE STREET FLOODING
AND FLOODING IN OTHER POOR DRAINAGE AREAS BECAUSE MANY STORM DRAINS
ARE PLUGGED WITH SNOW.  IF TEMPERATURES STAY BELOW FREEZING THROUGH
TONIGHT...FREEZING RAIN WILL MAKE TRAVELLING TREACHEROUS AT BEST.

LOW PRESSURE DEVELOPING OVER SOUTH CAROLINA THIS MORNING WILL
STEADILY INTENSIFY AS IT MOVES TO NEAR DELAWARE BAY THIS
EVENING...AND ACROSS EASTERN MASSACHUSETTS TONIGHT.

JRS...CORRECTION FOR MASS MEDIA HEADING DATE/TIME




                 ***********************

                 State extended forecast

                 ***********************

 EXTENDED FORECAST...
 SUNDAY...CHANCE OF SNOW SHOWERS.  LOWS 15 TO 25.  HIGHS 25 TO 35.
 MONDAY...CHANCE OF SNOW SHOWERS.  LOWS 10 TO 20.  HIGHS 20 TO 30.
 TUESDAY...FAIR.  LOWS 5 TO 15.  HIGHS MAINLY IN THE 20S.
   The National Weather Service data is provided by the University of Michigan
Weather Underground project, National Science Foundation-funded Unidata project,
and Alden Electronics, Inc., and is for non-commercial use only.
548.568Just rubbing it in :)DASHER::RALSTONThe human mind is neuterFri Jan 12 1996 13:381
    Forcast for Colorado Springs, Sunny, 63 degrees.
548.569COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertFri Jan 12 1996 13:4040
Weather Conditions at 9 AM EST on 12 JAN 96 for Manchester, NH.
Temp(F)    Humidity(%)    Wind(mph)    Pressure(in)    Weather
========================================================================
   9          91%           NE at 6       N/A      Overcast

CHESHIRE-HILLSBOROUGH-
INCLUDING THE CITIES OF...JAFFREY...KEENE...MANCHESTER...NASHUA
440 AM EST FRI JAN 12 1996

 ..WINTER STORM WATCH TONIGHT AND SATURDAY...
 TODAY...CLOUDY.  SNOW DEVELOPING BY EVENING WITH AN INCH OR LESS
ACCUMULATION.  HIGH AROUND 25.  WIND BECOMING NORTHEAST 5 TO 15 MPH.
CHANCE OF SNOW 80 PERCENT.
 TONIGHT...SNOW...HEAVY AT TIMES WITH ADDITIONAL ACCUMULATIONS.
THE SNOW MAY MIX WITH SLEET AT TIMES.  LOW 20 TO 25.  NORTHEAST WIND
15 TO 20 MPH.
 SATURDAY...SNOW OR SLEET ENDING.  CLOUDY AND BRISK.  HIGH 30 TO 35.


                 ***********************
                 State extended forecast
                 ***********************
 EXTENDED FORECAST
 SUNDAY...FLURRIES NORTH AND FAIR SKIES SOUTH.  WINDY AND COLD.  LOWS 5
BELOW TO 5 ABOVE NORTH AND 5 TO 15 ABOVE SOUTH.  HIGHS IN THE TEENS
NORTH AND 20S SOUTH.
 MONDAY...FLURRIES NORTH AND FAIR SKIES SOUTH.  COLD.  LOWS 10 TO 25
BELOW NORTH AND 5 ABOVE TO 10 BELOW SOUTH.  HIGHS 5 BELOW TO 5 ABOVE
NORTH AND 5 TO 15 ABOVE SOUTH.
 TUESDAY...FLURRIES NORTH AND FAIR SKIES SOUTH.  COLD.  LOWS 10 TO 25
BELOW NORTH AND 5 ABOVE TO 10 BELOW SOUTH.  HIGHS ZERO TO 10 ABOVE
NORTH AND 10 TO 20 SOUTH.

TEB



   The National Weather Service data is provided by the University of Michigan
Weather Underground project, National Science Foundation-funded Unidata project,
and Alden Electronics, Inc., and is for non-commercial use only.
548.570POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of NightmaresFri Jan 12 1996 13:487
    
    Re this heavy load on roofs and collapsing stuff:  My roof is rather 
    snow-covered, considering that it's well insulated.  I've heard people 
    say that if you have a good enough pitch to your roof you don't need to 
    worry about it collapsing under the load.  My query is, what's a good
    enough pitch?
    
548.571BUSY::SLABOUNTYDon't like my p_n? 1-800-328-7448Fri Jan 12 1996 13:513
    
    	89.5 degrees.
    
548.572SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIRhubarb... celery gone bloodshot.Fri Jan 12 1996 14:036
    
    >My query is, what's a good enough pitch?
    
    
    high C ?????
    
548.573POLAR::RICHARDSONBig Bag O' PassionFri Jan 12 1996 14:051
    That's an orange drink isn't it?
548.574TROOA::COLLINSToronto TontoFri Jan 12 1996 14:065
    
    >My query is, what's a good enough pitch?
    
    A pitch sufficient to preclude structural problems.
    
548.575SMURF::BINDEREis qui nos doment vescimur.Fri Jan 12 1996 14:103
    > My query is, what's a good enough pitch?
    
    Pretty much anything that Nolan Ryan ever threw.
548.576POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of NightmaresFri Jan 12 1996 14:114
    
    I hate ALL of you.
    
    
548.577BIGQ::SILVABenevolent 'pedagogues' of humanityFri Jan 12 1996 14:112
	Our roof has a pitch to it, but it's basically flat looking. Hope it
holds.....
548.578TROOA::COLLINSToronto TontoFri Jan 12 1996 14:145
548.579WAHOO::LEVESQUEmemory canyonFri Jan 12 1996 14:143
    >My query is, what's a good enough pitch?
    
    pine
548.580POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of NightmaresFri Jan 12 1996 14:2112
    
    Finally, a couple of intelligent answers 8^).
    
    Of course, now that I HAVE these answers, I realize that I have NO
    FLIPPIN' IDEA how one determines the pitch of one's roof.
    
    {sigh}
    
    Can I stand back a ways (on the ground, of course) and hold one of those 
    plastic angle jobbies I used in geometry class up to it?  I don't need
    to actually climb out onto it, do I?  I'd kill myself for sure.
    
548.581SMURF::BINDEREis qui nos doment vescimur.Fri Jan 12 1996 14:254
    .580
    
    YEs, you can stand back a ways from the end of the roof and line up a
    protractor with it for an optical estimate.
548.582BUSY::SLABOUNTYDon't like my p_n? 1-800-328-7448Fri Jan 12 1996 14:258
    
    	Strange, but it will work:
    
    	Use the "angle thingie" [protractor] and a level.  Put the angle
    	thingie upside down on the level and try and hold the level nice
    	and, well, level.  8^)  Put the center of the angle thingie at
    	the point of the roof and see what angle the roof is sloped at.
    
548.584POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of NightmaresFri Jan 12 1996 14:294
    
    Thank you, both of you.  Protractor, that's it 8^).
    
    
548.585TROOA::COLLINSToronto TontoFri Jan 12 1996 14:295
    
    Deb,
    
    If the pitch isn't good enough, are you gonna change it?  :^)
    
548.586POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of NightmaresFri Jan 12 1996 14:305
    
    If it isn't good enuf, I'm gonna be raking the roof, I guess!
    
    Why didn't I buy a condo 8^)?
    
548.587BIGQ::SILVABenevolent 'pedagogues' of humanityFri Jan 12 1996 14:3010
| <<< Note 548.575 by SMURF::BINDER "Eis qui nos doment vescimur." >>>

| Pretty much anything that Nolan Ryan ever threw.

	Didn't he have a couple of 200 walk seasons? True, he blew away 300+ as
well, but still, 200+ is a lot of walks. Add in hits, and he wasn't always so
perfect.


Glen
548.588Measuring roof pitchNETCAD::FORSBERGNIPG, Hub Products GroupFri Jan 12 1996 14:3117
    Can you get up into the attic?                          
    
    If so and you can measure:
    
         -  the height of the peak
         -  the horizontal distance from the peak to the eave
            (which should be half of the width of the house)
    
    ...you can measure the pitch (or the slope) of the roof.
    
    Pitch is usually expressed as vertical rise in inches per horizontal
    foot.  A roof at an angle of 45 degrees from horizontal rises 12 
    inches per horizontal foot so its pitch would be expressed as 12-inch.
    A roof at an angle of 30 degrees from horizontal has about a seven-
    inch pitch.
    
    HTH
548.589BIGQ::SILVABenevolent 'pedagogues' of humanityFri Jan 12 1996 14:317
| <<< Note 548.584 by POWDML::HANGGELI "Little Chamber of Nightmares" >>>


| Thank you, both of you.  Protractor, that's it 8^).

	Maybe Dick has one in his pocket he can lend you... ;-)

548.590SMURF::WALTERSFri Jan 12 1996 14:3211
    
    If you can get in your attic with a tape and a plumbline (bit of metal
    on a string), take an measurement of the first rafter from an
    arbitrary point A to the corner where it meets the first joist.
    Drop a plumbline from point A to the top of the first joist and
    mark point B on the joist.  Measure from point B to the corner
    and you have a right-angled triangle.  Calculate the pitch of the
    hypotenuse (rafter) from that.
    
    
     
548.591POLAR::RICHARDSONBig Bag O' PassionFri Jan 12 1996 14:321
    He threw a lot of wild pitches too. Knuckle balls tend to do that.
548.592BUSY::SLABOUNTYDon't like my p_n? 1-800-328-7448Fri Jan 12 1996 14:323
    
    	I'd hate to imagine what the pitch would be for a 90 degree angle.
    
548.593SMURF::BINDEREis qui nos doment vescimur.Fri Jan 12 1996 14:333
    .587
    
    Didn't I say "pretty much"?  Is that phrase foreign to you?
548.594BIGQ::SILVABenevolent 'pedagogues' of humanityFri Jan 12 1996 14:336
| <<< Note 548.586 by POWDML::HANGGELI "Little Chamber of Nightmares" >>>


| Why didn't I buy a condo 8^)?

	Cuz you thought one day you might want to sell and move somewhere else?
548.595SMURF::WALTERSFri Jan 12 1996 14:341
    This Knuckle Balls, he Mark Battis' dental hygenist or sumpth'n?
548.596BUSY::SLABOUNTYDon't like my p_n? 1-800-328-7448Fri Jan 12 1996 14:344
    
    	Deb, just call the guy who built the house and ask him "Hey, BTW,
    	what's the pitch of my roof, anyways??".
    
548.597SMURF::BINDEREis qui nos doment vescimur.Fri Jan 12 1996 14:355
    .591
    
    Ryan wasn't a knuckleballer.  You're thinking of Phil Niekro, or maybe
    Hoyt Wilhelm.  Or that second-year kid who twirled for the Bosox last
    summer.
548.598BUSY::SLABOUNTYDon't like my p_n? 1-800-328-7448Fri Jan 12 1996 14:367
    
    	Wakefield was the Red Sox guy.
    
    	Ryan was a fastball pitcher all the way.  What'd he have, 8 or 9
    	no-hitters in his career?  Or was that Koufax, and Ryan had 5 or
    	6?
    
548.599EVMS::MORONEYOperation Foot BulletFri Jan 12 1996 14:389
548.600BIGQ::SILVABenevolent 'pedagogues' of humanityFri Jan 12 1996 14:385
| <<< Note 548.591 by POLAR::RICHARDSON "Big Bag O' Passion" >>>

| He threw a lot of wild pitches too. Knuckle balls tend to do that.

	When did Ryan throw a knuckleball?
548.601POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of NightmaresFri Jan 12 1996 14:3917
    
    I can get into the attic.  Is this what you mean:
    
                 ^
    		/|\
               / |  \
              /  |    \
             /   |      \                <-- it's a saltbox
            /    |        \
           /_____|__________\
    
    with the "|" line being the height of the peak measurement I should
    take?  Is the peak to eave measurement the "_" lines?
                                               
    Once I have these measurements, what's the formula?  I suppose this is
    more accurate than the protractor idea?
    
548.602OK, who's smart?SHRCTR::PJOHNSONaut disce, aut discedeFri Jan 12 1996 14:421
              What is the "angle of repose" for snow?
548.603TROOA::COLLINSToronto TontoFri Jan 12 1996 14:436
    
                             
    >  -< OK, who's smart? >-
    
    Would you believe...?
    
548.604MPGS::MARKEYWe're upping our standards; up yoursFri Jan 12 1996 14:4412
    
    The formula! The formula! Poor Pythagoros is having a toss as
    we speak! :-)

    The Formula is: the length of the hypotenuse squared is the
    sum of the square of the adjacent sides; which should, in my
    humble opinion, be tattooed on the buttocks at birth.

    Also, note that since you have a saltbox, you need to measure
    three sides and do the calculation twice...
    
    -b
548.605WAHOO::LEVESQUEmemory canyonFri Jan 12 1996 14:446
>I suspect "good enough pitch" is such that the snow tends to slide off
>rather than accumulate, 
    
     That's not the sole consideration. After all, few houses fit the
    description. Consider the normal force on a flat roof. Now put the same
    quantity of snow on a pitched roof, and calculate the normal force.
548.606EVMS::MORONEYOperation Foot BulletFri Jan 12 1996 14:4516
    
                 ^
    		/|\
               / |  \
              /  |    \
             /   |      \                <-- it's a saltbox
            /    |        \
           /_____|________A_\
    
Seems in your case Angle A is most important.  The other half of the
roof is steeper so the problem area, if any, would be this side.  Easiest
way to measure the angle is hang a string with a weight from a rafter
(or use the vertical bar you show if it's real) and put the "mark" of the
protractor at the intersection of the rafter and string, flat edge along
rafter.  Subtract the number from 90 and you have Angle A.  Or measure Angle
A directly if you can get in there.
548.607WAHOO::LEVESQUEmemory canyonFri Jan 12 1996 14:464
    >Also, note that since you have a saltbox, you need to measure
    >three sides and do the calculation twice...
    
     Start with the shallower pitch, and if it's ok, then you're done.
548.608I find a 9 pitch to be sufficient ...BRITE::FYFEUse it up, wear it out, make it do, or do without.Fri Jan 12 1996 14:4712
Having recently had a house built I remember the discussion with my builder
on roof pitch. He wanted to build a 6/12 roof which would allow the roofers
to walk the roof and save a few $$$ on roofing costs. (I suspect that is why
we see so many low pitched roofs around here).

I insisted on a 9/12 pitch, which the roofers could not walk (because it was
too steep).

Given the snow we are getting this year I beleive I made the right decision.

Doug.
548.609TROOA::COLLINSToronto TontoFri Jan 12 1996 14:486
    
    TTWA:
    
    Would any builder erect a house in the NE on which the roof
    was insufficient to withstand snow accumulation?
    
548.610PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BFri Jan 12 1996 14:565
   .604  Pythagoras

	nnttm

548.611BRITE::FYFEUse it up, wear it out, make it do, or do without.Fri Jan 12 1996 14:577
 >   Would any builder erect a house in the NE on which the roof
 >   was insufficient to withstand snow accumulation?
 
  I'm sure there are some. The question is, would the town inspectors let
  him get away with it?

  Doug.
548.612EVMS::MORONEYOperation Foot BulletFri Jan 12 1996 15:0115
re .609:  Slimy ones might try.

re .605:

Now that I think about it, you're right.

--

re MzDeb:  What's probably more important than the angle is the cross ties that
attach the lower ends of the rafters.  Usually they're the same as the ceiling
beams.  If you have trusses, even better.

One winter, when I was a kid, a house up the street had a flat roof after a
heavy wet snow.  A few minutes earlier it had a normal roof.  The rafters
weren't properly nailed in to the ceiling beams/cross ties.
548.613ACISS1::BATTIStwo cans short of a 6 packFri Jan 12 1996 15:122
    
    er deb, just rake the snow off of the roof. hth nnttm
548.614MPGS::MARKEYWe're upping our standards; up yoursFri Jan 12 1996 15:169
    
    I ended up paying someone to do the snow-rake thing at my
    house. After doing a bit of it at my father's house I
    said "fornicate this" (well, not really, but...) and decided
    I'd rather pay someone... in fact, the guy's coming back
    again this afternoon to do a little more work at clearing
    the downspouts of ice...
    
    -b
548.615CRONIC::BOURGOINEFri Jan 12 1996 15:2025
>>CHESHIRE-HILLSBOROUGH-
>>INCLUDING THE CITIES OF...JAFFREY...KEENE...MANCHESTER...NASHUA
>>440 AM EST FRI JAN 12 1996

>> ..WINTER STORM WATCH TONIGHT AND SATURDAY...
>> TODAY...CLOUDY.  SNOW DEVELOPING BY EVENING WITH AN INCH OR LESS
>>ACCUMULATION.  HIGH AROUND 25.  WIND BECOMING NORTHEAST 5 TO 15 MPH.
>>CHANCE OF SNOW 80 PERCENT.
>> TONIGHT...SNOW...HEAVY AT TIMES WITH ADDITIONAL ACCUMULATIONS.
>>THE SNOW MAY MIX WITH SLEET AT TIMES.  LOW 20 TO 25.  NORTHEAST WIND
>>15 TO 20 MPH.
>> SATURDAY...SNOW OR SLEET ENDING.  CLOUDY AND BRISK.  HIGH 30 TO 35.

	
	What?????   

		inch or less accululation

			__AND__
 
	TONIGHT...SNOW...HEAVY AT TIMES WITH ADDITIONAL ACCUMULATIONS.



	Oh....wait  - this is New England......that explains it!!!
548.616USAT02::SANDERRFri Jan 12 1996 15:557
    Sandy Koufax has 4 no-hitters; one perfect game.  Nolan Ryan had 6
    no-hittres, no perfect games.  Koufax' win/loss % will put him among
    the best 5 pitchers of all-time.  Ryan's a nice guy, and I wish he
    pitched for some better teams, but his fastball was all he had going
    for him; his win/loss % isn't that impressive.  He'll still get many
    votes for the HoF due to his ability to strikeout.  He did lead the NL
    two years straight in BBs.
548.617monster heat waveSWAM1::MEUSE_DAFri Jan 12 1996 16:0811
    
    Current Weather Conditions 10:11am
    __________________________
    
    Southern California.
    
    i dare not say.
    
    
    
    
548.618SMURF::WALTERSFri Jan 12 1996 16:1412
    
    The formula is 
    
    	Tan A = y/x
    
    Where A = angle of pitch
          x = length of side adjacent to angle A
    	  y = length of side opposite angle A
    
    (Now, tell me that you don't have log tables tattoed on your bumb.)
    
                                     
548.619POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of NightmaresFri Jan 12 1996 16:146
    
    .612
    
    Oh jeez.  What's a rafter, a cross-tie, a truss?
    
    
548.620BUSY::SLABOUNTYDon't like my p_n? 1-800-328-7448Fri Jan 12 1996 16:187
    
    	Deb, do I have to explain EVERYTHING to you?
    
    	Just use the protractor and level method, huh?
    
    	8^)
    
548.621BIGQ::SILVABenevolent 'pedagogues' of humanityFri Jan 12 1996 16:1811

	Errr..... Nolan had an 8-16 record one year, and that was the only
thing that kept him from winning the Cy Young award. Cuz he led in every other
catagory. I believe it was 1986. For him to win so many games, and have a few
stinker teams inbetween, he is a good pitcher. Yes, he did walk too many
people. :-)  And.... in his later years, he developed one hell of a curveball. 



Glen
548.622NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Fri Jan 12 1996 16:361
The Winter of '95/'96, people, The Winter of '95/'96!
548.623BUSY::SLABOUNTYDon't like my p_n? 1-800-328-7448Fri Jan 12 1996 16:4710
    
    	To keep Gerald happy:
    
    	It's snowing at MRO, and has been for at least 1/2 hour now.
    
    
    	To get him pissed off again:
    
    	Nolan Ryan has always impressed me, for the most part.
    
548.624COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertFri Jan 12 1996 16:501
And now it's snowing at ZKO, and has been for I don't know how long.
548.625NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Fri Jan 12 1996 16:523
re .623:

Yeah, Nolan could sure throw a mean snowball.
548.626POWDML::DOUGANFri Jan 12 1996 16:5510
    The whole discussion of roof pitches, tans and arctans is moot!  The
    construction and insulation of the roof are major factors.  There are
    lots of flat roofs or mansard roofs with minimal pitch that are just
    fine, having been built to stand the load.  Insulation matters as well
    - if the house is well insulated there will be minimal ice dams and the
    snow will slide off, if the house is very badly insulated there will be
    no problem because it melts as soon as it lands. 
    
    Axel
    	the Australian snow expert
548.627What a nice commute this will beAMN1::RALTOClinto Barada NiktoFri Jan 12 1996 16:586
>> And now it's snowing at ZKO, and has been for I don't know how long.
    
    No more than 20 minutes, because I was out 20 minutes ago and it
    wasn't snowing then.
    
    Chris
548.628BOXORN::HAYSSome things are worth dying forFri Jan 12 1996 17:009
RE: 548.617 by SWAM1::MEUSE_DA

Long Beach has clear skies,  temperature of 77 F,  with a west wind at 3 mph
according to the National Weather Service.

Why do you dare not say???  ;-)


Phil
548.629thank you jet streamSWAM1::MEUSE_DAFri Jan 12 1996 17:2213
    
    -1
    
    cause those back east don't want to hear it. mentioned it to a 
    friend in Salem, she went silent.
    
    34 degrees and snow, vs. 89 degrees and blue ski, shorts, BBQ and
    beer.
    
    Dave
    
    
    
548.630ACISS1::BATTIStwo cans short of a 6 packFri Jan 12 1996 18:122
    
    gee Dave, you can drink beer at work, lucky you.
548.631....SWAM1::MEUSE_DAFri Jan 12 1996 18:5711
    
    -1
    
    i probably could today. nobody is here today.
    it's a customer site and they get Fridays off.
    
    nah...better wait until later.
    
    might fall asleep.
    
    
548.632ACISS2::LEECHDia do bheatha.Fri Jan 12 1996 18:572
    Where's that warm air they keep talking about?  It's colder today than
    it was yesterday.  
548.633EVMS::MORONEYOperation Foot BulletFri Jan 12 1996 19:0136
re .619:

>    .612
    
>    Oh jeez.  What's a rafter,

A board.

> a cross-tie, 

Another board.

> a truss?
    
Several boards nailed together funny.



Seriously, a rafter is the boards (usually around 2" by 6" or 8") that support
the plywood that is the roof deck.  The sloped lines in your picture.

The cross ties are boards that connect the lower ends of the rafters on
opposite sides together, the bottom of the triangle in your diagram.  In
most houses they coincide with the attic floor support/ceiling support for
the floor below.  Without them, weight (snow) will tend to push the roof flat
and force the outside walls apart.  Perhaps you've seen older houses with the
roof sagging in the middle. 

Trusses are boards nailed together in triangular patterns for strength, kind of
hard to show in ascii.  Think of some older steel bridges which have a bunch of
girders on each side of the road.  I think the bridge in Ayer (Main St.)
between Ayer center and the rotary, over the railroad tracks, is one you may be
familiar with since it's close to you. 

    

548.634POLAR::RICHARDSONBig Bag O' PassionFri Jan 12 1996 19:021
    Boy, home owners talk about boooooring stuff.
548.63543GMC::KEITHDr. DeuceFri Jan 12 1996 19:057
    My front (cape) roof is 45 degrees (12:12) and the snow does NOT slide
    off.
    
    There is no way she can tell if the load is too great other than
    listening. If it starts making noises, get OUT!
    
    Steve
548.636EVMS::MORONEYOperation Foot BulletFri Jan 12 1996 19:1115
548.637ACISS1::BATTIStwo cans short of a 6 packFri Jan 12 1996 19:112
    
    well Steve, that is one *smart* roof you've got there.
548.638CSLALL::HENDERSONPraise His name I am freeFri Jan 12 1996 19:189

 I arranged to have someone clear off my ex's roof.  The guy spent 2 hours
 up there clearing the ice/snow off.  Only charged her $75 vs the 200 he
 normally charges.



 Jim
548.639ACISS1::BATTIStwo cans short of a 6 packFri Jan 12 1996 19:202
    
    <---- that was nice of you Jim. :-)
548.640CSLALL::HENDERSONPraise His name I am freeFri Jan 12 1996 19:263

 I'm the best ex-husband she ever had ;-)
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548.642BUSY::SLABOUNTYDon't like my p_n? 1-800-328-7448Fri Jan 12 1996 20:2413
    
    	It's snowing pretty good here at MRO.
    
    	495S looks to be moving atabout 30MPH or so, or was as of about
    	10 minutes ago.
    
    	I sure picked the wrong day to drive the Supra to work, and I
    	always pick the wrong day to leave my gloves in the car [when
    	there's snow that needs to be cleared from the windows].
    
    	I'm just kinda hangin' out and waiting for some of the loonies
    	to get off the roads so I can have some fun.
    
548.643BUSY::SLABOUNTYDon't like my p_n? 1-800-328-7448Fri Jan 12 1996 21:298
    
    	I also picked the wrong day to decide to wear the western
    	boots instead of my Thinsulated Macks ... especially since
    	I park about 1/4 mile away from the door, and these heels
    	are far from user friendly on slippery surfaces.
    
    	Well, I'm outta here.  Have a good w'end, everybody.
    
548.644TRLIAN::MIRAB1::REITHOne Size Doesn't Fit AllFri Jan 12 1996 23:167
    
    
    > I sure picked the wrong day to drive the Supra to work,
    
    I sure picked the wrong day to give up amphetemines.
    
    
548.645POLAR::RICHARDSONBig Bag O' PassionSat Jan 13 1996 00:231
    I sure picked the wrong day to quit sniffing glue.
548.646MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Sat Jan 13 1996 00:2328
re: .633, Madman
>>    Oh jeez.  What's a rafter,
>A board.
>> a cross-tie, 
>Another board.
>> a truss?
>Several boards nailed together funny.

Ackshually, a'course, it depends upon the construction style of the house.

In my case, with the post-and-beam, The rafters are 8"x8" timbers which
extend from the ridge to the hip wall. The cross-ties are 6"x6" timbers
which run at 45 deg. (or 135 deg., if you prefer) to the rafters and "tie"
pairs together. The trusses don't exist, but there _are_ 4"x6" purlins
which run at 90 deg. to the rafters to tie sets together. All nicely pegged.
None likely to be thought of as "boards".

The rafters sit atop 8"x10" header beams at the top of the hip walls, beneath 
which the wall studding lies, so the lousy ice dams can't release their mess 
into the walls. (Though it _will_ come directly through the roof boards if it 
doesn't drip out the soffits first.)

Good construction, but I still worry about the weight of all this damn snow.
There's gotta be three feet in depth of it above where I can reach with the
roof rake.

A few days in the upper thirties would be a godsend.

548.647POLAR::RICHARDSONBig Bag O' PassionSat Jan 13 1996 00:299
    I'm riveted!

    This is so fascinating!!!


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    huh? uh wah?
548.648CSLALL::HENDERSONWe shall behold Him!Sat Jan 13 1996 00:3910


 Driving north on 93 tonight was a real ball.  Took me 1.75 hours to go
 22 miles.  I went one stretch of about 10 of those miles not getting out
 of 1st gear.



 Jim
548.649New snow measured in the drivewayCOVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertSat Jan 13 1996 00:415
	Gak.  Another 7 inches so far.

	It seems to be starting to change over from snow to sleet.

548.650CSLALL::HENDERSONWe shall behold Him!Sat Jan 13 1996 00:4611


 I'm guessing about 5 inches here in Derry NH.  Does not appear to be 
 any form of precipitation at the moment.  I look outside at the fence
 that surrounds the pool..less than 1 foot of the fence is visible and
 it is about a 4 foot fence.



 Jim
548.651POLAR::RICHARDSONBig Bag O' PassionSat Jan 13 1996 00:513
    That means there could be 3 feet of snow out by your fence!
    
    nnttm
548.652POLAR::RICHARDSONBig Bag O' PassionSat Jan 13 1996 00:581
    I just got back from skating on the Grand Canal. Good weather for it.
548.653MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Sat Jan 13 1996 01:0817
Spitbrook Road to Amherst Street on the Everett took a grand total of
70 minutes tonight (4 to 5:10) - I think that's around 6-8 miles - unsure.

The ride from there was uneventful until I headed up the hillier roads
in Mont Vernon and found the lightweight vehicles with "all weather"
tires sitting smack dab in the center of the inclines unable to move.
Curiously, they generally had their backup lights on, so I expect their 
plans were to back into the snow banks on either side of the road, as
they had little or no control over their vehicles (mostly front wheel
drives from what I could see of the five of them at various points.)

I kept plodding along in the 2.5 ton boat with the studded snows on the
back and made it all the way up to 850 feet above sea level.

Of course, I'll never get out again tomorrow until the plowman shows up,
but my plans are nil, anyway.

548.654POLAR::RICHARDSONBig Bag O' PassionSat Jan 13 1996 01:133
    You planned on staying home by the wood stove, you hermit!

    You're expecting the grim reaper tomorrow?
548.655MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Sat Jan 13 1996 01:198
>    You planned on staying home by the wood stove, you hermit!

You betcha.

>    You're expecting the grim reaper tomorrow?

I doubt that he'd be able to make it down the driveway.

548.656POLAR::RICHARDSONGlennbertSat Jan 13 1996 01:201
    Ah, lucky Jack, he cheats death again.
548.657CSLALL::HENDERSONWe shall behold Him!Sat Jan 13 1996 02:417
>    That means there could be 3 feet of snow out by your fence!
    
>    nnttm


 Oh, but I must!
548.658USAT05::SANDERRSat Jan 13 1996 10:426
    I am glad I was able to get the 3+ feet of drifting snow off my garage
    roof.  One side fell in the driveway which I had to reshovel.  The
    other side fell between the house and the garage.  I got up this
    morning and I see some water seepage along the one wall near est the
    garage...guess its back outside moving some more snow I already moved
    once before  :-(
548.659Very wet, heavy stuffCOVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertSat Jan 13 1996 19:285
The 7 or so inches of new snow was worse than the 20 from the Blizzard.

Took me three hours to shovel away.

/john
548.660More snow possible on Wednesday...COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertSun Jan 14 1996 03:3116
A lot of people were asking me about WWWeb Weather links and where I had
been getting the info I had posted.

I've updated my home page:     http://www.ultra.net/~covert/

to make the weather sites much more accessible.  Most of them are now
right on the main page, but there _are_more_ if you click on the
bookmark file link.  There are all sorts of other tweaks to the lists
of links, as well.

My internal page is at http://bulova.zko.dec.com/people/john_covert.html
(click on "interesting links" to get the same list as on UltraNet).  We
need to upgrade the freeware Httpd server on Bulova to a commercial version
so that it doesn't wedge out quite so often.

/john
548.661BIGQ::SILVABenevolent 'pedagogues' of humanitySun Jan 14 1996 18:497

	I left work on Friday, and it was snowing pretty good. By the time I
got home, it was raining pretty good. Of course the roof that had one third of
it replaced was leaking in the same spot again. GRRRRR.... my bed was soaked...
I am so damn tired of winter. Of course, just when I had calmed down from it
all, relaxing, watching tv, the electricity went out. GRRRRRRR
548.662SUBPAC::SADINFreedom isn't free.Sun Jan 14 1996 19:035
    
    
    	Smile Glen....life's wonderful....
    
    
548.663ACISS2::LEECHDia do bheatha.Mon Jan 15 1996 11:223
    Thanks to a bit of warmer air yesterday, we've gotten rid of about 7-8"
    of this retched white stuff.   Should all be gone by the end of the
    week.  Good riddance, I say.
548.664WAHOO::LEVESQUEmemory canyonMon Jan 15 1996 11:282
    If you could possibly be rid of all your snow inside of a week, then
    you have nothing to whine about.
548.665BIGQ::SILVABenevolent 'pedagogues' of humanityMon Jan 15 1996 11:338
| <<< Note 548.662 by SUBPAC::SADIN "Freedom isn't free." >>>



| Smile Glen....life's wonderful....


	GRRRRR!!!!! :-)
548.666BIGQ::SILVABenevolent 'pedagogues' of humanityMon Jan 15 1996 11:331
	Winter devil snarf!!!!!
548.667Not a bad winter at all...ROWLET::AINSLEYLess than 150 kts. is TOO slow!Mon Jan 15 1996 11:3711
    What a wonderful weekend!!!!!!!!!!!  It was in the high-70s, so on
    Saturday, Marina and I put the bikes on the Yak rack and drove to Lake
    Texoma on the Texas-Oklahoma border.  We rode around enjoying the
    weather and watching some boats out on the lake.  On the way back,
    there was a spectacular sunset that made the sky look like it was
    boiling with fire.  Sunday was almost as nice as Saturday, so we went
    out and rode again.  We both got a light sunburn.  Marina misses New
    England, but admitted that she REALLY enjoyed this weather.  I think it
    is supposed to last through at least mid-week.
    
    Bob
548.668BIGQ::SILVABenevolent 'pedagogues' of humanityMon Jan 15 1996 11:381
<---Bob..... I hate you!!! :-)
548.669BIGQ::SILVABenevolent 'pedagogues' of humanityMon Jan 15 1996 11:381
snow angels 69 snarf!
548.670BUSY::SLABOUNTYDon't like my p_n? 1-800-328-7448Mon Jan 15 1996 12:4723
    
    	Took me about 1.5 hours to get home Friday night, with the Supra.
    	495S was moving at 25-35MPH, and I stayed with the flow, always
    	in the right lane [except for moving over to pass 1 or 2 cars].
    
    	The road was a mess, and possibly hadn't been plowed yet when
    	I got to it [6:45 or so?], so the snow ruts were giving me a bit
    	of a hard time in places.  Then it started raining right around
    	the Hopkinton line, and turned all the accumulated snow to mush,
    	and that was worse than the snow ruts.
    
    	There were 2 cars broken down on the off-ramp in Hopkinton, and
    	a 3rd broke down right in front of me [the State Police were al-
    	ready on the way down to attend to the 1st 2, so I called them
    	and informed them that they now had a 3rd].  I had the scanner
    	on, and apparently a 4th broke down on the same ramp a short
    	time later.  My guess is that they were kicking all that slush
    	onto their distributors and stalling the vehicles.
    
    	Lots of traffic, moving very slowly [I almost passed a guy in a
    	LeBaron on the back roads in Hopkinton who was doing 20MPH and
    	very much in my way, but I changed my mind].
    
548.671WAHOO::LEVESQUEmemory canyonMon Jan 15 1996 13:064
    That's why I left at 2:45. It "only" took me an hour to get home to
    Hudson, NH from Littleton, MA (21.2 miles), but that was partially due
    to finding some less traveled backroads by which to bypass the worst of
    the northbound traffic on 3A in Hudson (notorious for backups).
548.672BUSY::SLABOUNTYDon't like my p_n? 1-800-328-7448Mon Jan 15 1996 13:169
    
    	My 1.5 hours is almost exactly twice as long as it usually takes.
    
    	I was going to leave between 4 and 4:30 or so, but I figured I'd
    	get stuck in even more traffic due to everyone else leaving at
    	the same time, and I definitely didn't want to leave between 5
    	and 5:30, so I hung around for awhile and let some of the bozos
    	get off the roads 1st.
    
548.673USAT02::SANDERRMon Jan 15 1996 19:583
    I finally got the ice damn off the one downspout against the wall that
    was leaking.  Hopefully, this 'should' solve that problem.  Forecast by
    end of the week is near 50 with rain...betcha there be flood warnings.
548.674BUSY::SLABOUNTYDon't like my p_n? 1-800-328-7448Mon Jan 15 1996 20:0213
    
    	I climbed up on the roof Saturday afternoon and shovelled the
    	snow within about 5' from the edge, front and back.  Then I
    	took a plastic snow shovel and "pried" the 1.5' or so of ice
    	off to give the rest of the snow somewhere to drip off when it
    	had melted.
    
    	What a pain, but it looks much better now.  Of course, all that
    	snow had to go somewhere as I threw it off the roof, and that
    	somewhere happened to be on the 30'x14' deck off the back of the
    	house, which I had shovelled earlier.  So I had to shovel it
    	off again.
    
548.675BIGQ::SILVABenevolent 'pedagogues' of humanityMon Jan 15 1996 20:058

	Oh yeah.... the landlady was on the roof yesterday, chopping the ice
with a sharp object! EEEK!



Glen
548.676BUSY::SLABOUNTYDon't like my p_n? 1-800-328-7448Mon Jan 15 1996 20:095
    
    	Don't you have a leak in the roof now?
    
    	Hmmmm.
    
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548.678BIGQ::SILVABenevolent 'pedagogues' of humanityMon Jan 15 1996 20:318
| <<< Note 548.676 by BUSY::SLABOUNTY "Don't like my p_n? 1-800-328-7448" >>>


| Don't you have a leak in the roof now?

	It was there BEFORE she did it. I'm sure she helped stop the leak... uh
huh.....

548.679MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Mon Jan 15 1996 22:136
>    	took a plastic snow shovel and "pried" the 1.5' or so of ice
>    	off to give the rest of the snow somewhere to drip off when it
>    	had melted.

How much shingle left on that edge of the roof, Shawn?

548.680POLAR::RICHARDSONGlennbertMon Jan 15 1996 22:3310
548.681SUBPAC::SADINFreedom isn't free.Tue Jan 16 1996 10:164
    
    Ack! I hate when that happens....
    
    
548.682GRANPA::MWANNEMACHERbe nice, be happyTue Jan 16 1996 10:1812
    
    A lot of people I know had snow dam problems including me and my folks. 
    I was up on three roofs this past week shovelling snow off the roof
    because of water leaking in the house.  By removing about 33' up from
    the gutters, the leaking has ceased in all instances I am aware of.
    
    
    The news critters here are in overdrive, trying to find things for
    everyone to worry about with the weather conditions, from ice on the
    roads to leaky basements.  
    
    Mike
548.683CONSLT::MCBRIDEpack light, keep low, move fast, reload oftenTue Jan 16 1996 11:165
    At least we are going to get a reprieve this week.  Temps nearing 60 by
    Friday.  The bumper crop of snow will turn into raging torents of road 
    slush and turn the roadways into waterways as the drains are either
    clogged or covered by snow.  At least my driveway will become visible
    again, I hope.
548.684SUBPAC::SADINFreedom isn't free.Tue Jan 16 1996 11:356
548.685CONSLT::MCBRIDEpack light, keep low, move fast, reload oftenTue Jan 16 1996 11:402
    Thursday is supposed to rain,freezing rain, and or sleet.  Wait until
    Friday.
548.686SUBPAC::SADINFreedom isn't free.Tue Jan 16 1996 11:477
    
    
    	Yeah, but WBCN is supposedly having a free-ski at Wachusett Mtn
    from 5am - 10am (along with free breakfast). I'll bring my raincoat. :)
    
    
    jim
548.687ACISS2::LEECHDia do bheatha.Tue Jan 16 1996 12:0311
    It's supposed to be in the 50's tomorrow here in Cincy. 
    
    No wonder everyone's getting sick around here.  30 on Friday, 20's on
    Saturday, 50's Sunday, low 30's Monday, 30's today, 50's tomorrow, 30's 
    Thursday, 20's Friday, etc.
    
    MAKE UP YOUR MIND ALREADY.  Warm or cold, warm or cold!!!  One or the
    other!!!!!   Eesh.  My sinuses are going nutso.
    
    
    sleep-deprived and feeling generally bad -steve 
548.688WMOIS::GIROUARD_CTue Jan 16 1996 12:241
    Glen, your landlady's name isn't Mrs. Bates, is it?
548.689BIGQ::SILVABenevolent 'pedagogues' of humanityTue Jan 16 1996 12:273

	heh heh.... no, Chip, it isn't. :-)
548.690BUSY::SLABOUNTYDon't like my p_n? 1-800-328-7448Tue Jan 16 1996 13:1614
    
    	RE: Jack
    
    	I only chipped a couple small corners off the shingles, which is
    	well worth the trouble of replacing them come spring, if need be.
    	I shovelled down towards the edge of the roof, so I wasn't rip-
    	ping the shingles off the roof.
    
    	RE: Mike W.
    
    	You've got some big roofs down there, going back 33' from the edge.
    
    	8^)
    
548.691GRANPA::MWANNEMACHERbe nice, be happyTue Jan 16 1996 13:198
    
    
    
    Yup, and that's just the guest quarters, Shawn.  :')
    
    
    
    
548.692EST::RANDOLPHTom R. N1OOQTue Jan 16 1996 17:2213
548.693NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Tue Jan 16 1996 17:241
548.694BULEAN::BANKSTue Jan 16 1996 17:245
It's due to the bistable mode of weather reporting.

If it's cold or snowing, then the wind-chill is reported as being about
-58F.  If the sun's out, then it's a record breaking heat-spell.  If it's
spring or fall, they just extend the sports reporting.
548.695EST::RANDOLPHTom R. N1OOQTue Jan 16 1996 17:484
548.696Supposed to end by week end :-(DECLNE::REESEMy REALITY check bouncedTue Jan 16 1996 21:253
    60+ degrees in Atlanta last three days :-)
    
    
548.697POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of Tear-Off BottomsWed Jan 17 1996 03:165
    
    Black ice on Route 2 tonight.  I saw 4 crashed cars, one of them an
    Isuzu on its side 8^/.
    
    
548.698WAHOO::LEVESQUEmemory canyonWed Jan 17 1996 10:365
    Plenty of black ice this morning. My neighbor was taking his bags out
    to the limo this morning when he landed on his keister on his front
    steps.
    
    Saw a couple of cars planted in snowbanks on the way in.
548.699ROWLET::AINSLEYLess than 150 kts. is TOO slow!Wed Jan 17 1996 11:393
    High 70's today, 17 for a low tomorrow night:-(  Yuck!
    
    Bob
548.700SUBPAC::SADINFreedom isn't free.Wed Jan 17 1996 11:455
    
    	290 was closed at 6:00am this morning. Fun detour...(NOT)
    
    
    
548.701MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Wed Jan 17 1996 12:049
Confusion abounds.

When I left Mont Vernon at 7:30 the temp was 42 F. It feels at least
that warm here at ZKO.

When I was on Amherst Street, roughly halfway between on a N/S axis,
the thermometers were reading 25 F and people were sliding into everything
in sight.

548.702ACISS2::LEECHDia do bheatha.Wed Jan 17 1996 12:474
    High of 49 today, and in the upper 50's tomorrow.  Cool.  Looks like
    the first forcast I saw the other day has since changed.
    
    It'll be cold this weekend, though.  Ick.
548.703WAHOO::LEVESQUEmemory canyonWed Jan 17 1996 13:064
    When I left Hudson at 6:00 this morning, it was 18 degrees. It was in
    the mid to upper 30s in Littleton, at least, by the time I arrived
    around 7. Seems like a sharp temperature contrast as the warm front
    moves in.
548.704ACISS1::BATTIStwo cans short of a 6 packWed Jan 17 1996 14:514
    
    .697
    
    deb, at least it wasn't you on your side. :-)
548.705BUSY::SLABOUNTYDon't like my p_n? 1-800-328-7448Wed Jan 17 1996 15:045
    
    	Wait, an Isuzu?  Isn't that a 4WD?
    
    	I thought those things were unstoppable??  [He asks innocently]
    
548.706BIGQ::SILVABenevolent 'pedagogues' of humanityWed Jan 17 1996 15:2115

	I was watching tabloid weather this morning on channel 7. they went on
how it was going to be icy for all day, as the temps were not going to go up,
but down. They talked about how this was the worst ice storm in years (gee,
last year we had a doozy of one, both in February AND December). I flipped over
to calmer tv 4, and they said the warm air was making it's way in, and things
would be improving, shortly. 

	I have noticed that channel 7 seems to blow up every storm that is out
there more than any other station. I have decided to never watch channel 7 news
anymore. Tabloid weather is so damn ridiculous. 


Glen
548.707I needed thisMOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Wed Jan 17 1996 15:233
Well, I just took a brief walk outside in the sunshine in my shirtsleeves
and it's gotta be high forties at least out there.

548.708TROOA::BUTKOVICHI come in peaceWed Jan 17 1996 16:206
    After the very mild night experienced by Toronto, I can now actually
    see patches of grass showing through the snow on my lawn. 
    Unfortunately, I can also see the result of having one big dog living
    with me full time and one medium sized dog who is at my house at lease
    one night a week... eeewwww... that first spring clean up is ALWAYS the
    worst!!
548.709BUSY::SLABOUNTYDon't like my p_n? 1-800-328-7448Wed Jan 17 1996 16:497
    
    >with me full time and one medium sized dog who is at my house at lease
    >one night a week... eeewwww... that first spring clean up is ALWAYS the
    
    
    	That's one lease I'd definitely consider cancelling.
    
548.710SUBPAC::SADINFreedom isn't free.Wed Jan 17 1996 17:426
548.711BIGQ::SILVABenevolent 'pedagogues' of humanityWed Jan 17 1996 17:438
548.712SUBPAC::SADINFreedom isn't free.Wed Jan 17 1996 17:537
    
    
    	It was on the side of a house, so I'm sure it was seeing a bit of
    sun. It's still pretty cloudy tho'...
    
    
    jim
548.713USAT05::SANDERRWed Jan 17 1996 17:582
    I fell yesterday morning on some black ice; ripped up a good pair of
    slacks and bruised my left knee...still swollen this AM
548.714Warmer tomorrow, maybe 55, with 30% chance of rainCOVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertWed Jan 17 1996 18:213
It's more like about 46 degrees.

/john
548.715BIGHOG::PERCIVALI'm the NRA,USPSA/IPSC,NROI-ROWed Jan 17 1996 18:329

	Well we finally got some snow in the Springs. Snowed for all
	of 10 minutes and then stopped. Probably should leave early
	because of the lousy road conditions.

	;-)

Jim
548.716SUBPAC::SADINFreedom isn't free.Wed Jan 17 1996 18:35371
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   Winds from the SW (240 degs) at 14 mph.
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ABUS31 KBOS 171630 
RWSBOS

NEW ENGLAND FORECAST AND WEATHER STORY
NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE TAUNTON MA
1130 AM EST WED JAN 17 1996

THIS AFTERNOON...IT WILL BE MOSTLY CLOUDY WITH DRIZZLE AND FOG
PREVAILING ACROSS MOST OF NEW ENGLAND.  TEMPERATURES WILL CONTINUE TO
RISE WITH HIGHS RANGING FROM THE 30S ACROSS THE FAR NORTH...TO NEAR 50
DEGREES ACROSS SOUTH COASTAL SOUTHERN NEW ENGLAND.

TONIGHT...IT WILL BE CLOUDY WITH AREAS OF DRIZZLE AND FOG ACROSS ALL
OF THE SIX STATE REGION.  SOME FREEZING DRIZZLE IS POSSIBLE OVER THE
LOW LYING COLDER SECTIONS OF MAINE AND NEW HAMPSHIRE.  LOWS WILL RANGE
FROM THE 20S NORTH...TO THE 30S AND 40S CENTRAL AND SOUTH.

THURSDAY...CLOUDY SKIES WILL PREVAIL ACROSS NORTHERN NEW ENGLAND AGAIN
WITH SOME PATCHY FOG AND DRIZZLE.  IT WILL BE MOSTLY CLOUDY OVER
SOUTHERN NEW ENGLAND WITH A CHANCE OF RAIN.  TEMPERATURES WILL RISE
INTO THE 30S AND 40S NORTH...TO THE MID 40S TO MID 50S OVER VERMONT
AND SOUTHERN NEW ENGLAND.

A WARM FRONT ACROSS EXTREME NORTHERN NEW ENGLAND WILL CONTINUE TO MOVE
NORTHWARD INTO CANADA TODAY.  A COLD FRONT WILL STRETCH FROM MICHIGAN
TO MISSISSIPPI ON THURSDAY.  A SERIES OF LOW PRESSURE SYSTEMS ALONG
THIS FRONT WILL HELP PUSH MILDER AIR ACROSS NEW ENGLAND THROUGH
FRIDAY.

STRAUSS


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097 
ABUS31 KBOS 171630 
RWSBOS

NEW ENGLAND FORECAST AND WEATHER STORY
NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE TAUNTON MA
1130 AM EST WED JAN 17 1996

THIS AFTERNOON...IT WILL BE MOSTLY CLOUDY WITH DRIZZLE AND FOG
PREVAILING ACROSS MOST OF NEW ENGLAND.  TEMPERATURES WILL CONTINUE TO
RISE WITH HIGHS RANGING FROM THE 30S ACROSS THE FAR NORTH...TO NEAR 50
DEGREES ACROSS SOUTH COASTAL SOUTHERN NEW ENGLAND.

TONIGHT...IT WILL BE CLOUDY WITH AREAS OF DRIZZLE AND FOG ACROSS ALL
OF THE SIX STATE REGION.  SOME FREEZING DRIZZLE IS POSSIBLE OVER THE
LOW LYING COLDER SECTIONS OF MAINE AND NEW HAMPSHIRE.  LOWS WILL RANGE
FROM THE 20S NORTH...TO THE 30S AND 40S CENTRAL AND SOUTH.

THURSDAY...CLOUDY SKIES WILL PREVAIL ACROSS NORTHERN NEW ENGLAND AGAIN
WITH SOME PATCHY FOG AND DRIZZLE.  IT WILL BE MOSTLY CLOUDY OVER
SOUTHERN NEW ENGLAND WITH A CHANCE OF RAIN.  TEMPERATURES WILL RISE
INTO THE 30S AND 40S NORTH...TO THE MID 40S TO MID 50S OVER VERMONT
AND SOUTHERN NEW ENGLAND.

A WARM FRONT ACROSS EXTREME NORTHERN NEW ENGLAND WILL CONTINUE TO MOVE
NORTHWARD INTO CANADA TODAY.  A COLD FRONT WILL STRETCH FROM MICHIGAN
TO MISSISSIPPI ON THURSDAY.  A SERIES OF LOW PRESSURE SYSTEMS ALONG
THIS FRONT WILL HELP PUSH MILDER AIR ACROSS NEW ENGLAND THROUGH
FRIDAY.

STRAUSS


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FPUS5 KBOS 171715 AMD
ZFPMA 

MASSACHUSETTS ZONE FORECASTS...UPDATED
NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE TAUNTON MA
1215 PM EST WED JAN 17 1996

MAZ007-014>016-019-180200-
UPDATED
EASTERN ESSEX-EASTERN NORFOLK-EASTERN PLYMOUTH-SOUTHEAST MIDDLESEX-
SUFFOLK-
INCLUDING THE CITIES OF...GLOUCESTER...LYNN...SALEM...CAMBRIDGE...
WALTHAM...WOBURN...BOSTON...QUINCY...COHASSET...PLYMOUTH
1215 PM EST WED JAN 17 1996

.THIS AFTERNOON...MOSTLY CLOUDY AND MILDER WITH AREAS OF FOG AND
DRIZZLE.  HIGH 45 TO 50.  SOUTHWEST WIND 10 TO 20 MPH.
.TONIGHT...CLOUDY WITH DENSE FOG.  LOW 40 TO 45.  LIGHT SOUTHWEST
WIND.
.THURSDAY...MOSTLY CLOUDY AND MILD.  A 30 PERCENT CHANCE OF RAIN.
AREAS OF FOG.  HIGH 50 TO 55.

$$

MAZ004>006-180200-
UPDATED
NORTHERN WORCESTER-WESTERN ESSEX-WESTERN MIDDLESEX-
INCLUDING THE CITIES OF...FITCHBURG...GARDNER...CONCORD...LOWELL...
FRAMINGHAM...HAVERHILL...LAWRENCE
1215 PM EST WED JAN 17 1996

.THIS AFTERNOON...MOSTLY CLOUDY AND MILD.  HIGH 50 TO 55.  SOUTHWEST
WIND AROUND 10 MPH.
.TONIGHT...CLOUDY WITH DENSE FOG.  LOW 35 TO 40.  LIGHT SOUTHWEST
WIND.
.THURSDAY...MOSTLY CLOUDY AND MILD.  A 30 PERCENT CHANCE OF RAIN.
AREAS OF FOG.  HIGH 45 TO 50.

$$

MAZ002-003-008>010-180200-
UPDATED
EASTERN FRANKLIN-EASTERN HAMPSHIRE-WESTERN FRANKLIN-WESTERN HAMPDEN-
WESTERN HAMPSHIRE-
INCLUDING THE CITIES OF...SHELBURNE...GREENFIELD...CHESTERFIELD...
BLANDFORD...AMHERST...NORTHAMPTON
1215 PM EST WED JAN 17 1996

.THIS AFTERNOON...VARIABLY CLOUDY AND MILD.  HIGH NEAR 50.  SOUTHWEST
WIND AROUND 10 MPH.
.TONIGHT...CLOUDY WITH DENSE FOG.  LOW NEAR 35.   LIGHT SOUTHWEST
WIND.
.THURSDAY...MOSTLY CLOUDY AND MILD.  A 30 PERCENT CHANCE OF RAIN.
AREAS OF FOG.  HIGH 40 TO 45.

$$

MAZ011-012-180200-
UPDATED
EASTERN HAMPDEN-SOUTHERN WORCESTER-
INCLUDING THE CITIES OF...HOLYOKE...SPRINGFIELD...WORCESTER
1215 PM EST WED JAN 17 1996

.THIS AFTERNOON...VARIABLY CLOUDY AND MILD.  HIGH AROUND 50.
SOUTHWEST WIND 10 TO 15 MPH.
.TONIGHT...CLOUDY AND FOGGY.  LOW NEAR 35.  LIGHT SOUTHWEST WIND.
.THURSDAY...MOSTLY CLOUDY AND MILD.  A 30 PERCENT CHANCE OF RAIN.
AREAS OF FOG.  HIGH NEAR 50.

$$

MAZ013-017-018-180200-
UPDATED
NORTHERN BRISTOL-WESTERN NORFOLK-WESTERN PLYMOUTH-
INCLUDING THE CITIES OF...FOXBORO...NORWOOD...ATTLEBORO...TAUNTON...
BROCKTON
1215 PM EST WED JAN 17 1996

.THIS AFTERNOON...MOSTLY CLOUDY AND MILD.  HIGH AROUND 50.  SOUTHWEST
WIND 10 TO 15 MPH.
.TONIGHT...CLOUDY WITH DENSE FOG.  LOWS 35 TO 40.  LIGHT SOUTHWEST
WIND.
.THURSDAY...MOSTLY CLOUDY AND MILD.  A 30 PERCENT CHANCE OF RAIN.
AREAS OF FOG.  HIGH 50 TO 55.

$$

MAZ020>024-180200-
BARNSTABLE...CAPE COD-DUKES...MARTHAS VINEYARD-NANTUCKET-
SOUTHERN BRISTOL-SOUTHERN PLYMOUTH-
INCLUDING THE CITIES OF...FALL RIVER...NEW BEDFORD...WAREHAM
1215 PM EST WED JAN 17 1996

.THIS AFTERNOON...CLOUDY...BREEZY AND MILDER WITH AREAS OF
DENSE FOG AND DRIZZLE.  HIGH 45 TO 50.  SOUTH WIND 15 TO 25 MPH.
.TONIGHT...CLOUDY AND FOGGY.  LOW 40 TO 45.  LIGHT SOUTHWEST WIND.
.THURSDAY...MOSTLY CLOUDY AND MILD.  A 30 PERCENT CHANCE OF RAIN.
AREAS OF FOG.  HIGH 45 TO 50.

$$

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CSUS2 KBOS 171206 COR
CLIBOS
CLIMATOLOGICAL SUMMARY FOR BOSTON MA
NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE TAUNTON MA...COR HEATING DEGREE DAYS
706 AM EST WED JAN 17 1996


...TEMPERATURE...

HIGH YESTERDAY... 36
LOW YESTERDAY.... 11
MEAN TEMPERATURE. 24          DEPARTURE FROM NORMAL...MINUS 5

NORMAL HIGH FOR TODAY.....36
NORMAL LOW FOR TODAY......21
RECORD HIGH FOR TODAY.... 59 SET IN 1913
RECORD LOW FOR TODAY..... -4 SET IN 1907

...DEGREE DAY DATA...

HEATING
YESTERDAY...  41
MONTH....... 645
SEASON......2683           DEPARTURE.....PLUS 147

...SNOWFALL...
YESTERDAY...TRACE
MONTH....... 36.9
SEASON...... 65.1

...PRECIPITATION IN INCHES...

YESTERDAY...............TRACE
TOTAL FOR THE MONTH..... 4.04
NORMAL MONTH TO DATE.... 1.82
TOTAL FOR THE YEAR...... 4.04
NORMAL YEAR TO DATE..... 1.82

...WIND DATA...

FASTEST 2-MIN WIND YESTERDAY.............16 MPH
PEAK WIND GUST YESTERDAY.................22 MPH FROM THE N

...ASTRONOMICAL DATA...
SUNRISE TODAY......710 AM EST
SUNSET TODAY.......439 PM EST
SUNRISE TOMORROW...709 AM EST
SUNSET TOMORROW....440 PM EST

...END...


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CSUS2 KBOS 171236 AMD
CLIBOS
CLIMATOLOGICAL REPORT FOR BOSTON MA
NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE TAUNTON MA
732 AM EST WED JAN 17 1996...CORRECTED MONTHLY AND SEASONAL HDD...
...JAN 12 MAX WAS 39 DEGREES...

...TEMPERATURE...

HIGH YESTERDAY... 36
LOW YESTERDAY.... 11
MEAN TEMPERATURE. 24          DEPARTURE FROM NORMAL...MINUS 5

NORMAL HIGH FOR TODAY.....36
NORMAL LOW FOR TODAY......21
RECORD HIGH FOR TODAY.... 59 SET IN 1913
RECORD LOW FOR TODAY..... -4 SET IN 1907

...DEGREE DAY DATA...

HEATING
YESTERDAY...  41
MONTH....... 644
SEASON......2682           DEPARTURE.....PLUS 146

...SNOWFALL...
YESTERDAY...TRACE
MONTH....... 36.9
SEASON...... 65.1

...PRECIPITATION IN INCHES...

YESTERDAY...............TRACE
TOTAL FOR THE MONTH..... 4.04
NORMAL MONTH TO DATE.... 1.82
TOTAL FOR THE YEAR...... 4.04
NORMAL YEAR TO DATE..... 1.82

...WIND DATA...

FASTEST 2-MIN WIND YESTERDAY.............16 MPH
PEAK WIND GUST YESTERDAY.................22 MPH FROM THE N

...ASTRONOMICAL DATA...
SUNRISE TODAY......710 AM EST
SUNSET TODAY.......439 PM EST
SUNRISE TOMORROW...709 AM EST
SUNSET TOMORROW....440 PM EST

...END...


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FPUS1 KBOS 171721 AMD
SFPMA 
MAZALL-CTZALL-RIZALL-172200-

STATE FORECAST FOR SOUTHERN NEW ENGLAND...UPDATED
NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE TAUNTON MA
1220 PM EST WED JAN 17 1996

.THIS AFTERNOON...VARIABLY CLOUDY AND MILD WITH AREAS OF FOG AND
DRIZZLE IN COASTAL AREAS.  HIGHS 45 TO 55.
.TONIGHT...CLOUDY WITH DENSE FOG.  LOWS IN THE 30S TO LOWER 40S.
.THURSDAY...MOSTLY CLOUDY WITH A CHANCE OF RAIN.  AREAS OF FOG. HIGHS
45 TO 55.

.EXTENDED FORECAST...
.FRIDAY...CHANCE OF RAIN.  MILD.  LOWS IN THE UPPER 30S AND 40S.
HIGHS IN THE 50S.
.SATURDAY...CHANCE OF RAIN EARLY...THEN TURNING COLDER.  LOWS IN THE
30S TO MID 40S.  HIGHS 35 TO 45. 
.SUNDAY...FAIR AND MUCH COLDER.  LOWS IN THE TEENS TO LOWER 20S. 
HIGHS IN THE 20S TO NEAR 30.$$



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548.717DECLNE::REESEMy REALITY check bouncedWed Jan 17 1996 20:0613
    Chris,
    
    If you feed your dogs dry dog food it tends to exist the dog just
    sightly softer than it entered.  After a good rain the stuff tends
    to dissipate on its own.  If you're feeding the dog people food
    or meat products, then the result is euuuuuuuuuuwwwwwwwwwwww ;-)
    
    
    BTW, weather in Atlanta was overcast yesterday, but I had my
    patio door open until almost 10PM (then it started to chill down
    rather rapidly).
    
    
548.718GIDDAY::BURTDPD (tm)Wed Jan 17 1996 20:214
25 degrees and sunny in Sydney today. Rather nice after 2 days of 22 degrees & 
overcast.

\C
548.719POLAR::RICHARDSONGlennbertWed Jan 17 1996 20:241
    Oh ya? Well, I can watch Due South tomorrow night!
548.720Big dill...SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIZebras.. doomed to extinctionWed Jan 17 1996 20:251
    
548.721GIDDAY::BURTDPD (tm)Wed Jan 17 1996 20:393
Glenn, you cad!

\C
548.722POLAR::RICHARDSONGlennbertWed Jan 17 1996 20:561
    Well, you have all the good weather!
548.723TROOA::trp669.tro.dec.com::ChrisI come in peaceWed Jan 17 1996 20:582
Not that anyone cares... but I feed my dog(s) both wet and dry food! 
(However *no* people food) They live exciting lives, yes they do....
548.724Hey there, big boy.....DECLNE::REESEMy REALITY check bouncedWed Jan 17 1996 21:264
    Ah yes, Due South, one of my favs (and my dogs just luv
    Diefenbacher) :-)
    
    
548.725GIDDAY::BURTDPD (tm)Wed Jan 17 1996 21:371
grumble grumble grumble
548.726MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Thu Jan 18 1996 01:154
My recording thermo (probe on south side of house) registered 54.6 F today!

Lost a LOT of snow off the roof.

548.727MAIL1::CRANEThu Jan 18 1996 09:564
    What do you folks do about work if a State of Emergency is put into
    place? That was one of the issues (I think) when they closed this
    facility. If you were caught driving it was $100.00 (up to $300.00)
    ticket.
548.728USAT02::SANDERRThu Jan 18 1996 09:585
    Many felt Marion Barry was 'reformed' when he came outta prison and
    retook the mayoralty in DC...buzz WRONG!  Local TV investigators
    uncover evidence that Barry had streets of his political foes remain
    unplowed when other streets, like Barry's and some associates, were
    bare to the pavement with curb parking and two-way traffic...
548.729MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Thu Jan 18 1996 10:2411
That reminds me -

I was talking to my sister in Downingtown, PA this last week when the big
storms hit (and most of PA was shut down). She said that the reports they
heard on the Phildelphia news said that the city was clearing only main
streets.

Can anyone corroborate that? Doesn't the city stand big liability for
fire loss etc. if they don't keep all streets, including side streets,
open?

548.730ACISS1::BATTIStwo cans short of a 6 packThu Jan 18 1996 12:053
    
    Chele, only 25 degrees??? Good god, I thought it was summer time down
    in the land of Oz.
548.731CONSLT::MCBRIDEpack light, keep low, move fast, reload oftenThu Jan 18 1996 12:116
    What do you expect NR?  He is a politician just like any other that is
    going to look favorably upon those that count.  His enemies I am sure
    are not in that category.  I call that life in the food chain but if
    you choose to call it corruption, so be it.  
    
    Brian
548.732WAHOO::LEVESQUEmemory canyonThu Jan 18 1996 12:562
    Oh, come on. Even his opponents pay their taxes. They have a right to
    expect the services they pay for.
548.733ACISS2::LEECHDia do bheatha.Thu Jan 18 1996 13:055
    High of 61 today (it was 54 when I left for work this morning).  What a
    nice day (though I could do without the 20MPH winds).  
    
    This is a short break in winter, though, as the low tonight is 26, and
    the high tomorrow is 27.  Ick.
548.734CONSLT::MCBRIDEpack light, keep low, move fast, reload oftenThu Jan 18 1996 13:119
    Yup, they do.  The way I read it was that his allies were getting
    special treatment and the rest of the population wasn't.  They got
    their streets plowed but not to the same level as one of his allies. 
    BFD.  The fact that this occurs is not solely attributable to
    Marion Barry.  Give us something juicy to villify him with.  Has he 
    been skimming money?  Has been playing junior chemist?  Has he been 
    in a porn movie lately?  
    
    Brian
548.735WAHOO::LEVESQUEmemory canyonThu Jan 18 1996 13:207
    >The way I read it was that his allies were getting
    >special treatment and the rest of the population wasn't.  
    
     Oh, well that's different than targeting streets where your opponents
    live to be denied services. If that's all it was it's a fact of life,
    and occurs just about everywhere. Hardly anything to pitch a hue and
    cry about.
548.736NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Thu Jan 18 1996 13:354
In 1975 I moved to the block where the boss of the Bronx political machine 
had lived.  We had garbage collection 5 or 6 days a week, and our street was
plowed immaculately.  A while later, they must have realized he was dead,
because our services became like everybody else's.
548.737POLAR::RICHARDSONGlennbertThu Jan 18 1996 13:385
    What nonsense.
    
    I've never heard of this kind of stuff in Canada.
    
    What a bunch of brown nosers down there.
548.738ROWLET::AINSLEYLess than 150 kts. is TOO slow!Thu Jan 18 1996 14:264
    In less than 12 hours, it went from being in the 70's yesterday to 22
    with a wind chill of -12 and snow flurries today.  Yuk:-(
    
    Bob
548.739CONSLT::MCBRIDEpack light, keep low, move fast, reload oftenThu Jan 18 1996 14:302
    Somewhere in KS the temp dropped 30 degrees in 9 minutes yesterday! 
    Youch!
548.740GRANPA::MWANNEMACHERbe nice, be happyThu Jan 18 1996 14:304
    
    
    Welcome to the real world, Bob.  Hey, did Marina give you my message?
    ;')
548.741DECLNE::REESEMy REALITY check bouncedThu Jan 18 1996 14:5710
    Yup Bob,
    
    Same thing is supposed to happen to Atlanta (did you HAVE to ship
    that weather our way)? :-)
    
    This afternoon we were told to expect heavy rain and thunderstorms,
    possibly with strong wind gusts.  Then they said to expect the
    temps to drop dramatically :-(
    
    
548.742ROWLET::AINSLEYLess than 150 kts. is TOO slow!Thu Jan 18 1996 15:057
    re: .740
    
>Hey, did Marina give you my message?  ;')
    
    Yep.  And I'm glad SHE delivered it instead of you :-)
    
    Bob
548.743TROOA::BUTKOVICHI come in peaceThu Jan 18 1996 16:012
    This weather is wacky... expected high (18C?) today will break all records
    for Jan 18th in Toronto
548.744ACISS1::BATTIStwo cans short of a 6 packThu Jan 18 1996 16:282
    
    <---- what is that in F??
548.745SMURF::WALTERSThu Jan 18 1996 16:321
    Listen carefully, and I'll try to hum it.
548.746BUSY::SLABOUNTYDon't like my p_n? 1-800-328-7448Thu Jan 18 1996 16:395
    
    	64.4
    
    	C*1.8 + 32
    
548.747USAT02::HALLRThu Jan 18 1996 16:598
    re:
    
    bARRY IN dc
    
    I saw the same thing on the local news...a lady complained her street
    was never touched but the mayor's was down to the pavement...she said
    the same thing as Yahoo::Levesque did..."I pay taxes too, if the
    mayor's street is clean, mine is supposed to be also."
548.748;pLANDO::OLIVER_Bmz morality sez...Thu Jan 18 1996 17:011
    that yahoo, levesque.  always being quoted.
548.749WAHOO::LEVESQUEmemory canyonThu Jan 18 1996 17:041
    grrrrrr.
548.750TROOA::BUTKOVICHI come in peaceThu Jan 18 1996 17:523
    I don't think it will make it up to 18 today - I just got back from
    lunch and the news said it was 13 (approx 56F) which, although very
    nice, I don't believe is a new record.
548.751EST::RANDOLPHTom R. N1OOQThu Jan 18 1996 18:2217
>                      <<< Note 548.747 by USAT02::HALLR >>>
>    I saw the same thing on the local news...a lady complained her street
>    was never touched but the mayor's was down to the pavement...

Well, I'll third it.

We live on a little back-woodsy street up in the remotest corner of
Worcester. Remember the big storm two winters ago? Our street didn't get
plowed for 3 days. This year, usually toward the end of the day after the big
snow dumps.

Those who know Worcester will note that Salisbury St. and vicinity was not
snowbound for anywhere near that long...

Funny, our street is also a potholed, weatherbeaten, quasi-jeep trail, on
which I once made better time on my 10-speed, uphill, than the car next to
me. Not so the above mentioned area.
548.752New career opportunities ;-}DECLNE::REESEMy REALITY check bouncedThu Jan 18 1996 18:344
    Look on the positive side Mark, if ya ever decide to leave DEC
    you can always run for mayor of DC.  You know one lady who will
    vote for ya :-)
    
548.753COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertThu Jan 18 1996 18:556
>    What do you folks do about work if a State of Emergency is put into
>    place?

Then DEC would close facilities.

/john
548.754CSC was so new in '82, we didn't even have vending machinesDECLNE::REESEMy REALITY check bouncedThu Jan 18 1996 21:2711
    /john,
    
    I don't think they'd close the CSCs totally.  We would revert to
    our emergency back-up plans; typically in the past this has 
    resulted in some of the poor souls already at work having to remain
    (because they can't get out ala "SnowJam of '82").  
    
    Some groups who do not have a 24 x 7 obligation might not be avail-
    able; lots of support folks work from home so the customers might
    not suffer to much.
    
548.755POLAR::RICHARDSONGlennbertThu Jan 18 1996 23:241
    About a foot of snow has melted so far. Incredible change.
548.756POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of Tear-Off BottomsFri Jan 19 1996 00:227
    
    The 6'+ snowpiles around my driveway are now less than 5'.
    
    The fog was killer tho.  Quite a few times on my way home I wasn't 100%
    sure where the edge of the road was 8^p.
    
    
548.757CSLALL::HENDERSONWe shall behold Him!Fri Jan 19 1996 01:419

 Killer fog, indeed..I haven't seen fog like what I encountered tonigh
 in many a year..at least since the days I used to spend a lot of time
 in Central California.



 Jim
548.758MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Fri Jan 19 1996 02:298
>    About a foot of snow has melted

???

A foot?

How much is that?

548.759driving by brailleWAHOO::LEVESQUEmemory canyonFri Jan 19 1996 10:213
    Yeah, the fog was major league this morning, too. reminded me of a few
    times on the atlantic coast when the fog rolled in off the water. You
    can't see jack.
548.760GRANPA::MWANNEMACHERbe nice, be happyFri Jan 19 1996 10:439
    
    
    Fog was NASTY this morning, thick as pea soup in some spots.  Could
    make a Hitchcock movie with the way things looked.  Also, it was a
    balmy 60 degrees this am, but by the ride home it's supposed to be in
    the 20's with snow a fallin.
    
    
    
548.761SMURF::WALTERSFri Jan 19 1996 11:442
    <- "The Fog" was a horror flick.  It's plot has left an indelible blank 
    on my mind though.
548.762GAVEL::JANDROWPartly To Mostly BlondeFri Jan 19 1996 11:516
    
    >> reminded me of a few times on the atlantic coast when the fog rolled
    >> in off the water. You can't see jack.
    
    maybe that's because he doesn't live on the coast...
    
548.763CONSLT::MCBRIDEpack light, keep low, move fast, reload oftenFri Jan 19 1996 11:571
    You don't need to see Jack, he looks like the dude on Friends.  
548.764ACISS2::LEECHDia do bheatha.Fri Jan 19 1996 12:3814
    61 degrees and windy yesterday, 10 degrees and windy this morning.  The
    good news is that it will get all the way up to 14 degrees today, the
    bad news is that it will drop to single digits tonight with no break
    from this accursed wind.
    
    Current wind chill is -23 F.
    
    The weather man was wrong again.  It didn't drop 30 degrees like it was
    supposed to, it dropped 50(!) degrees since last night.  I hate winter,
    I hate Ohio, and I hate wind (which is conspicuously absent in the heat
    of the summer).
    
    
    -steve (grumpy) 
548.765POLAR::RICHARDSONGlennbertFri Jan 19 1996 12:446
    I love pea soup.
    
    8^q
    
    Well, I'd say about 30 cm of snow has melted up here. Now we have room
    for another storm.
548.766WAHOO::LEVESQUEmemory canyonFri Jan 19 1996 12:463
    >I love pea soup.
    
     Figures. :-)
548.767ACISS1::BATTIStwo cans short of a 6 packFri Jan 19 1996 12:585
    
    .760
    
    Mikey, that was our weather yesterday. this morning it was 1 above with
    -30 -40 below wind chills. God, I love Chicago weather.
548.768SMURF::BINDEREis qui nos doment vescimur.Fri Jan 19 1996 13:143
    .761
    
    Ronco Apostrophe Remover alert!
548.769SMURF::WALTERSFri Jan 19 1996 13:212
    Eek! Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.
    
548.770SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIZebras.. doomed to extinctionFri Jan 19 1996 15:564
    
    
    Hurt that much... did it????
    
548.771SMURF::WALTERSFri Jan 19 1996 15:582
    It's like pulling out nose hairs and catching your willy in a zipper at
    the same time.
548.772BUSY::SLABOUNTYDon't like my p_n? 1-800-328-7448Fri Jan 19 1996 20:243
    
    	That's not as bad as catching your nose hairs in a zipper, I bet.
    
548.773POLAR::RICHARDSONGlennbertFri Jan 19 1996 20:273
    It's snowing up here!
    
    Quite heavily!
548.774Don't put yer woolies away just yetDECLNE::REESEMy REALITY check bouncedFri Jan 19 1996 20:4412
    Enjoy the balmy weather while ye may; Atlanta's weather is moving
    nawth and we're freezing our everloving butts off!!
    
    Was 60 degrees yesterday, by last night started to cool down,
    tornado watch through the night, thunder and lightening until
    1AM and woke up to 18 degrees this AM :-(
    
    Had to use my blow dryer to open my front screen door and my car
    door.  Wind gusts were so bad I thought Cleo the Geo would go
    airborne on the ride in.
    
    
548.775MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Fri Jan 19 1996 23:575
re: Glenn

With any sort of luck, we're not going to get any of that in the near
future. My condolences.

548.776POLAR::RICHARDSONGlennbertSat Jan 20 1996 02:092
    It was such a rapid drop in temperature, that my car doors were frozen
    shut. I had to crawl in through the hatch to get into my car. 8^p
548.777UPSAR::POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of Tear-Off BottomsSat Jan 20 1996 02:289
    
    Oh, dear!
    
    The rain and fog were incredible on the way home.  It was pouring so
    hard that even the fast speed on the wipers couldn't keep up with it.
    The wind was blowing the rain and fog back and forth across the road. 
    People were actually off the road, crashed into snowbanks.
    
    Yikes.
548.778MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Sat Jan 20 1996 02:3614
The fog blowing in the wind was especially interesting tonight.

Of course, it was 50+ when I got home, and it's only 24 now, so that's
the end of that.

At least in the morning, the slush in the driveway will be frozen solid to
provide some traction, as opposed to its state this AM when I needed to have
Triple-A pull me up the last 1/8, mile 50 feet at a time (length of the winch
cable.)

On the lighter side, the warm spell was sufficient to melt all of the snow 
and ice from the roof.


548.779XEDON::JENSENSat Jan 20 1996 02:444
    Spouse was 'sposed to fly from Los Angeles to Bawstin today.
    Made it as far as Indianapolis.
    
    Bad, bad, naughty winter.
548.780UPSAR::POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of Tear-Off BottomsSat Jan 20 1996 03:014
    
    Keith?
    
    
548.781TROOA::TEMPLETONNo sugar addedSat Jan 20 1996 03:0410
    Left for work this morning in almost spring like weather, raining, foggy
    and warm.
    
    Came home to-night, walking into a gale force wind, sleet, rain and snow.
    
    
    It may warm up to freezing to-morrow.
    
                                       
    You,ve got to love this country
548.782COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertSat Jan 20 1996 07:4115
That fog's funny stuff.

I didn't see any of it, and I had to drive from ZKO to the part of
Acton near Littleton after work, then back to ZKO again around 9PM
and then back home to Acton.

But my wife had met me after work and said that on the side of Acton
we live on, near Concord, the fog was fierce at 7:30.  It was all
gone by the time I got back home at 10.

It doesn't seem to have rained as much as they said it would; my
basement's not flooding.  And the snow flurries don't seem to have
appeared.  It's about 28 out now.

/john
548.783BIGQ::SILVABenevolent 'pedagogues' of humanitySat Jan 20 1996 11:506

	I got home expecting to find the drip in the ceiling to have started up
again. But not a drop.... yup.... it was good that they replaced a 3rd of the
roof... NOT! When we get snow again, the drip will return. That is unless she
has someone look at the brick work....
548.784Its probably just a glitch...OTOOA::CROOK&quot;my cat is in the doghouse...&quot;Sat Jan 20 1996 12:3626
    we had a 'melt-down' this week, it went from -20C to +12C and a
    lot of the white stuff turned to water. This is my 3rd winter in
    a house with a 'leaky' basement but I was ready this time, a SPARE
    sump pump, spare electical cords, spare hoses. The  pump only
    started early Friday morning. Here's my sad tale,
    7:10 basement/cellar is bone dry, pump is pumping, coffee is
         hot, life is good
    7:15 a brilliant blue light shines on my morning paper. I watch
         the hydro pole 1/4 mile from the house more or less, 'blow-up'.
         Kids scream, dogs bark...
    7:15:01 lights go out
    7:15:02  pump stops pumping
    7:15:03  the HUGE hole in my plan comes to mind. Its an electrical
             pump Brian, That was an electrical failure...
    7:16  creep down to (formerly dry) basement, its already got a layer
          of water in it. Pump is (as expected) resting comfortably in
          rising water.
    ...
    10:00 power restored (Thanks Arnprior hydro). Basement has 4 inches of
          water, NOthing damaged but a bit of mess. Could have been a lot
          worse.
    
    12 hours later, temp has dropped to -14C and I won't need a pump again
         until April and that was probably the only electrical outage we'll
         have all year! arg, Whatever can go wrong...
    
548.785POLAR::RICHARDSONGlennbertSat Jan 20 1996 16:371
    That's what you get for living up the line.
548.786XEDON::JENSENSat Jan 20 1996 22:553
    Spouse eventually returns to Massachusetts, via Indianapolis
    and Philadelphia.  USAir is one cruel carrier.
    
548.787SX4GTO::OLSONDBTC Palo AltoSun Jan 21 1996 02:4012
    3 massive disk storage cabinets full of a terabyte of very much needed
    disks were delayed in DAYTON, of all the stupid places to put down last
    night between Colorado and California, and consequently our vastly
    overpriced overnight delivery is not yet here.  Blast them for idiocy,
    blast our contracted shipper for subcontracting with such LOSERS.  This
    after the same carrier put a turbolaser on a truck in the local area
    yesterday morning which was still on their truck late last night, never
    having bothered to come by here to drop it off.  So the turbolaser was
    late by a day, the disks are late by a day- now I have to get field
    service spun up *again* for more weekend work.  Joy.
    
    DougO
548.788POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of Tear-Off BottomsSun Jan 21 1996 17:004
    
    It's snowing lightly in Shirley.
    
    
548.789SUBPAC::SADINFreedom isn't free.Sun Jan 21 1996 18:046
    
    
    	....and in Hudson.
    
    
    
548.790SUBPAC::SADINFreedom isn't free.Sun Jan 21 1996 18:5812
    'Blizzard of 96' damages: $585 million
    
    NEW YORK - The four-day ''Blizzard of 96'' caused an
    estimated $585 million in insured-property damage, bad enough
    for only fifth-worst in the last 30 years of winter storm losses,
    insurers said Thursday. The Jan. 6-9 storm rampaged through
    17 states in the Ohio Valley, the mid-Atlantic states and the
    Northeast, dumping record amounts of snow. The president
    designated nine states as disaster areas. In terms of losses, last
    week's storm ranked behind 1994, with losses of $800 million;
    1993, $1.75 billion; 1992, $650 million; and 1983, $880 million.
    
548.791And the winter isn't over yet :-(DECLNE::REESEMy REALITY check bouncedMon Jan 22 1996 14:4426
    The "melt-down" hit my family in Wyoming Valley, PA big time.
    
    I turned on CNN Saturday morning to see a clip of the mandatory
    evacuation of Wilkes-Barre.  Half my family lives on the W-B side
    of the Susquehanna and the remainder of my family lives on the
    other side.
    
    I have one aunt and uncle that I knew were on high ground.  Couldn't
    reach my sister or 99 year old grandfather.  Spent the entire day
    trying to locate and waiting to hear where everyone was.  I was
    a bit upset that my grandfather was the only one who wound up in a
    shelter, but local authorities prevented my uncle from getting him
    saying the bridges across the river were unsafe (closed).
    
    My sister didn't wait for the mandatory evacuation; spent all day
    Friday moving her new furniture up to the second floor (although 
    they knew flood waters reached second floor in '72). She and her
    hubby, dog & cat drove to my niece's in Scranton.
    
    The aunt that I thought safe wound up having her condo condemned
    (she sold her home after '72 flood and moved to higher ground).
    Seems water from Pocono raceway picked up speed going downhill,
    tunneled underground and created huge sinkhole under 33 condos.
    All were condemned :-(  Various cousins etc. lost furnaces, anything
    in their basements and one cousin had both his cars washed away.
    
548.792CONSLT::MCBRIDEpack light, keep low, move fast, reload oftenMon Jan 22 1996 15:411
    Ouch!  Sorry to hear about their loss.  
548.793MAIL1::CRANEMon Jan 22 1996 15:534
    I hope everything works out for them/you. I was out most of Friday
    night pumping out basements...it sure was a mess. 
    
    
548.794BIGQ::SILVABenevolent 'pedagogues' of humanityMon Jan 22 1996 16:4912

	You know, you think a ton of snow, you think of rain to wash it all
away and make things cool again, but when you don't live in an area that
floods, you never even dream of that as an option. Sorry to hear about the
loss. I saw the gov on the Today show this morning. Clinton's person only
allowed 6 counties to be put under aid. After the gov spoke to Clinton, Clinton
said when he sends someone out to actually look at everything, more counties
will be added. 


Glen
548.795Wot a mess!!!DECLNE::REESEMy REALITY check bouncedMon Jan 22 1996 21:0535
    Glen,
    
    The Susquehanna River is a silly stream most of the time (in summer
    you can walk across it in places and not get your knees wet).  The
    river used to flood with great regularity until the Army Corps of
    Engineers built 36' dikes after the "big flood" of 1936 (I have
    a picture of my Mom in a row boat on main street in Plymouth) :-)
    A lot of coal silt from the mines has built up on the river bottom;
    I don't know why the state doesn't try dredging this out in summer
    so the river will be able to contain a sudden thaw or a rainy spring.
    
    However, the river starts around Binghamton, NY....so you add all
    the snow folks got up river of Wyoming Valley and it isn't a pretty
    picture.  When I spoke to my uncle Herb Saturday about 9AM the 
    waters were at 32.5', by noon it was up to 34', it crested later
    that afternoon at 36'.....  Those homes within a mile of so of
    the river common took on a lot of water.  Fortunately, my sister
    hasn't sustained any damage.  However, they are expecting more rain,
    so she said they set up their bed, but they are leaving everything
    else in the attic and upstairs until they're sure the danger is
    over.
    
    I noticed by yesterday, the CNN reports were focusing on Harrisburg
    and western parts of the state that had started to flood.  I agree
    with the gov, there are more than 6 counties that will need a LOT of
    help. If the winter weather returns to normal, freezing will set back
    in; I imagine it will be a nightmare for those who must replace fur-
    naces and pipes etc.
    
    
    Fortunately, all my relatives have kept up their flood insurance, so
    those that suffered losses will be fully covered; but thinking back
    to the flood of '72 after Hurricaine Agnes, the emotional toll is
    enormous.  You can replace "things", but pictures and other possessions
    of sentimental value can never be replaced.
548.796CONSLT::MCBRIDEpack light, keep low, move fast, reload oftenMon Jan 22 1996 21:132
    The Susquehanna starts much further to the West.  Wasn't it the same
    river that flooded Corning, NY in 1972?  
548.797GENRAL::RALSTONFugitive from the law of averagesMon Jan 22 1996 21:211
I remember going through Elmira, NY after that flood. What a mess!
548.798Where's the Ark?DECLNE::REESEMy REALITY check bouncedMon Jan 22 1996 22:025
    I don't know exactly where in NY state the Susquehanna starts;
    CNN said Binghamton, so I was going by that.
    
    No matter how you look at it; it's not fun living down stream :-)
    
548.799BIGQ::SILVABenevolent 'pedagogues' of humanityTue Jan 23 1996 00:257
| <<< Note 548.798 by DECLNE::REESE "My REALITY check bounced" >>>

| I don't know exactly where in NY state the Susquehanna starts;


	It starts at the hat company

548.800BIGQ::SILVABenevolent 'pedagogues' of humanityTue Jan 23 1996 00:251
winter snarf!
548.801COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertTue Jan 23 1996 03:2817
>    The Susquehanna starts much further to the West.

No, actually, it starts much farther to the east and North of Binghamton.

It starts at Cooperstown on Otsego Lake, which is just south of U.S. 20
about 50 miles from Albany.

From there it goes through Oneonta and Sidney, dips down into Pennsylvania
and then back into New York to go through Binghamton, Owego, and heads
definitively into Pennsylvania at Sayre.

It doesn't go through Corning.

There's also a West Branch of the Susquehanna in central Pennsylvania, but
it doesn't go anywhere near New York.

/john
548.802GRANPA::MWANNEMACHERbe nice, be happyTue Jan 23 1996 09:5210
    
    
    Glad to hear the kin is alright, Karen.  The losses are hard, but they
    can be replaced.  My wife's 2 aunts and uncles went through the same
    thing a few years back, they are in West Virginia.  I remember seeing
    things like cows in trees in one part of the state.  Talk about strange
    and eerie.
    
    
    Mike  
548.803MAIL1::CRANETue Jan 23 1996 10:282
    The Susquehanna Hat Company was in Paterson, N.J. The same place Lou
    Costello lived. (He went to school with my Mother.)
548.804BIGQ::SILVABenevolent 'pedagogues' of humanityTue Jan 23 1996 11:486
| <<< Note 548.803 by MAIL1::CRANE >>>

| The Susquehanna Hat Company was in Paterson, N.J. The same place Lou
| Costello lived. (He went to school with my Mother.)

	Really????? That's cool. Was she good friends with him?
548.805CONSLT::MCBRIDEpack light, keep low, move fast, reload oftenTue Jan 23 1996 11:563
    Thanks /John, I could have sworn the river running through my brother's
    back yard was the Susquehanna.  I know it at least empties into it.  Oh
    well.  
548.806GENRAL::RALSTONFugitive from the law of averagesTue Jan 23 1996 13:325
I may be mistaken, but somewhere along the NY and Penn. border the Susquehanna 
and another river (the Chemung, or something like that) intersect. This is 
somewhere between Binghamton and Elmira. The Chemung is what flooded back in 72.
The affects can still be seen on some of the old buildings. The economy in
Elmira has never gotten back on track.
548.807CONSLT::MCBRIDEpack light, keep low, move fast, reload oftenTue Jan 23 1996 14:025
    That's it!  The Chemung.  The dike works run through the center of
    Corning and several low lying communities to the West.  You can still 
    see the high water marks on the buildings.  Millions of dollars in 
    irreplaceable artifacts were lost in the flood at the Corning museum. 
    It is quite a place to visit BTW.    
548.808GENRAL::RALSTONFugitive from the law of averagesTue Jan 23 1996 14:095
I had a meeting back in 1989 in Horseheads, NY (Hardinge Bro.), a suburb of 
Elmira. I was amazed at the economy and the run down look of the area. I asked 
about it and was told that the flood in 1972 destroyed many businesses and much 
of the industry. Corning got back on it's feet, as did Binghamton, but Elmira 
seems like a dead place to this day. Besides the fact that the weather sucks!
548.809MAIL1::CRANETue Jan 23 1996 14:392
    .803
    Yes, right up until his death. 
548.810DECLNE::REESEMy REALITY check bouncedTue Jan 23 1996 14:4847
    Tom,
    
    Wyoming Valley calls itself "The Valley With a Heart".  I can
    remember watching my in-laws using snow shovels to shovel mud out
    their front door after Hurricane Agnes dumped on the area in '72.
    
    The emotional toll was enormous.  My Mom came to stay with me after
    allowing her sister and brother to move their families into her 
    home while they repaired their own.  She brought newspapers and
    a lot of local info not seen anywhere else.  Health professionals
    mentioned the enormously high rate of heart attacks once people
    were allowed back to see what was left of their homes.  In later
    months suicide rates were up also.
    
    Somehow most people always pull out of it.  Wilkes-Barre and
    Johnstown seem to "trade-off" years when one of those areas suffers
    severe flooding.  I can guarantee right now, anyone needing
    assistance will receive the first helping hand from the folks
    from Johnstown; FEMA will arrive eventually.  Johnstown took a hit
    just a few years ago, folks from the Valley were the first to 
    arrive with supplies and hands ready to work.  Both areas have been
    through this so often, the people know first-hand exactly what 
    supplies will be in greatest demand.
    
    Both areas can count on the Amish to arrive and pitch in.  Government
    assistance is necessary, but the emotional support from people who
    have gone through this before means much more in the long run.
    
    I finally got through to my aunt last night; her condo has been
    condemned, there will be no repairs.  All she lost was in the basement
    and downstairs family room.  They were able to hire a moving van to
    get the rest of their stuff out.  Of the 33 condos in her neighborhood,
    only 3 families had flood insurance.  She said it broke her heart to
    see neighbors coming back from seeing their insurance companies after
    find out that their homeowners policies would not cover the damage.
    Now with the buildings being condemned, these people are facing a
    double whammy; they have lost everything (some folk's upper floors
    fell through to the basement), they still have their mortages on the
    condo to pay and they'll get no help from their insurance.  Truly
    sad :-(
    
    FWIW, this area was NOT considered part of the flood plain, so
    flood insurance was not required to acquire a mortgage.  My aunt
    said her insurance agent thought she was a bit paranoid keeping flood
    coverage on her policy, needless to say she's greatly relieved that
    she played it cautious.
    
548.811BUSY::SLABOUNTYDon't like my p_n? 1-800-328-7448Tue Jan 23 1996 14:546
    
    	Hey, hey ... if you wanna reminisce about '72 then why not start
    	a "Winter of '72/'73" note?
    
    	8^)
    
548.812DECLNE::REESEMy REALITY check bouncedTue Jan 23 1996 15:182
    Because the flood of '72 occurred in June, Shawn ;-}
    
548.813BUSY::SLABOUNTYDon't like my p_n? 1-800-328-7448Tue Jan 23 1996 15:203
    
    	Wow, now my head REALLY hurts.
    
548.814BIGQ::SILVABenevolent 'pedagogues' of humanityTue Jan 23 1996 16:175
                      <<< Note 548.809 by MAIL1::CRANE >>>
| Yes, right up until his death. 

	Wow..... I know someone electronically, who is related to someone who
actually was good friends with a famous, but now, dead person. Cool!
548.815SCASS1::BARBER_Agot milk?Tue Jan 23 1996 16:221
    eh?
548.816GRANPA::MWANNEMACHERbe nice, be happyTue Jan 23 1996 16:292
    
    oh
548.817SCASS1::BARBER_Agot milk?Tue Jan 23 1996 16:341
    uh-oh.
548.818CONSLT::MCBRIDEpack light, keep low, move fast, reload oftenTue Jan 23 1996 16:352
    Ah hah!
    
548.819SCASS1::BARBER_Agot milk?Tue Jan 23 1996 16:401
    Huh-uh.
548.820MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Tue Jan 23 1996 16:412
Unh-uh.

548.821BUSY::SLABOUNTYDon't like my p_n? 1-800-328-7448Tue Jan 23 1996 16:423
    
    	Oooh-eee-oooh-ahh-ahh
    
548.822MAIL1::CRANETue Jan 23 1996 16:432
    Both parties are deceased now. I still have some old baseball stuff
    that he passed out to the neighborhood kids though.
548.823SCASS1::BARBER_Agot milk?Tue Jan 23 1996 16:521
    yoo hoo
548.824GRANPA::MWANNEMACHERbe nice, be happyThu Feb 01 1996 11:029
    
    
    Well, we're bracing for another storm here in the DC area.  Anywhere
    from 8-20 inches of the white stuff depending on who you listen to. 
    And I was supposed to go out to Western Maryland today to be the
    godfather of my 1 month old neice....look like we won't make it :'(.
    
    
    Mike
548.825SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIToo many politicians, not enough warriors.Thu Feb 01 1996 12:037
    
    
    <-------
    
    {snicker}
    
    And Slick and Newt think they know how to shut down the government!!!
548.826ACISS2::LEECHDia do bheatha.Thu Feb 01 1996 12:046
    It was a nice cozy 9 degrees F this morning.  Luckily, the weather will
    be changing shortly.  Snow today & tonight, and by Monday,
    it will be -5 F when I leave for work (but the good news is that it
    will warm up to +5 F by that afternoon).
    
    Global warming, my butt.
548.827BUSY::SLABOUNTYDon't like my p_n? 1-800-328-7448Thu Feb 01 1996 14:594
    
    	We're supposed to be getting some snow this w'end, I guess.  May-
    	be 10".
    
548.828WAHOO::LEVESQUEmemory canyonThu Feb 01 1996 15:122
    Unlikely. They delivered the snowblower this morning, hence the snowy
    part of winter is over. :-)
548.829BUSY::SLABOUNTYDon't like my p_n? 1-800-328-7448Thu Feb 01 1996 15:316
    
    	Thanks, Doc.
    
    	Our lawn could use a little water ... would you mind washing your
    	car to ensure a big rainstorm the next day?
    
548.830send cash, checks or MOs to meWAHOO::LEVESQUEmemory canyonThu Feb 01 1996 15:411
    No problem.
548.831BIGQ::SILVABenevolent 'pedagogues' of humanityThu Feb 01 1996 15:584

	Shawn...where did you hear 10" from? The radio stations that have the
exclusive color radar?
548.832NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Thu Feb 01 1996 15:583
>	Shawn...where did you hear 10" from? 

Prolly a male forecaster.
548.833BUSY::SLABOUNTYDon't like my p_n? 1-800-328-7448Thu Feb 01 1996 16:013
    
    	Second-hand info.
    
548.834CSLALL::HENDERSONWe shall behold Him!Thu Feb 01 1996 16:049

 3-6" is what I've heard.





 Jim
548.835POLAR::RICHARDSONCaptain DunselThu Feb 01 1996 16:061
    Depends on what he's lookin' at eh?
548.836ACISS1::BATTISpool shooting son of a gunThu Feb 01 1996 16:094
    
    <<<<< 3-6" is what I've heard.
    
    no, no, no Jim. Everyone has at least 8". hth
548.837DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Thu Feb 01 1996 16:1827
	** Got this in the mail this morning **


 To: All Male Employees 
 From: I.R.S Service Center 
 RE: Notice of increase in tax payments 

The only thing that the I.R.S.  has not taxed yet is your penis.  This is due
to the fact that 40% of the time it is hanging around unemployed, 20% of the
time it is p***ed off, 30% of the time it is hard up and 10% of the time it
is in the hole.  On top of that, it has 2 dependants and they are both nuts.
Effective January 1, 1997 your penis will be taxed according to size. 

  The categories are as follows: 
               10 - 12 inches          Luxury Tax      $30.00 
                8 - 10                 Pole Tax         25.00 
                5 - 8                  Privilege Tax    15.00 
                4 - 5                  Nuisance Tax      3.00 
  Males exceeding 12" must file under capital gains. 

NOTE: Anyone under 4" is eligible for a refund.  
PLEASE DO NOT ASK FOR AN EXTENSION! 

                                 Sincerely, 
                                 Pecker Checker 
                                 I.R.S 

548.838MAIL1::CRANEThu Feb 01 1996 16:202
    	I`m safe then because we are suppose to get 6"-12". I`m just a
    	little concerned over how the taxes will effect me!!
548.839TRLIAN::MIRAB1::REITHIf it's worth doing, it's worth overdoingThu Feb 01 1996 16:223
    > 3-6" is what I've heard.
    
    The female weather people are report 3-6", the male say 8-10"
548.840BIGQ::SILVABenevolent 'pedagogues' of humanityThu Feb 01 1996 16:403

	Hey.... it just hit me what the 3-6 inches means.... limp=3.... ;-)
548.841BIGQ::MARCHANDThu Feb 01 1996 16:433
    
       hmmmm   limp=3   that means you limp because 3 toes are broken..... 
    I know you don't have 6 toes on one foot. (or do you?) 
548.842POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of Tear-Off BottomsFri Feb 02 1996 12:214
    
    What time does P.Phil do his thing?  I'm ready for winter to be over.
    
    
548.843CONSLT::MCBRIDEpack light, keep low, move fast, reload oftenFri Feb 02 1996 12:251
    It's over, he saw his shadow.  Winter will last until July.  
548.844POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of Tear-Off BottomsFri Feb 02 1996 12:264
    
    Oh, feh 8^p.
    
    
548.845ACISS1::BATTISpool shooting son of a gunFri Feb 02 1996 12:482
    
    winter will end at the end of February, I have decreed it so.
548.846in CamelotHBAHBA::HAASslightly relatedFri Feb 02 1996 12:502
	"The winter is forbidden 'til December
	And exits March the second on the dot."
548.847by order summer lingers through September...POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of Tear-Off BottomsFri Feb 02 1996 12:511
    
548.848in CamelotACISS1::BATTISpool shooting son of a gunFri Feb 02 1996 13:001
    
548.849I know it gives a person pauseHBAHBA::HAASslightly relatedFri Feb 02 1996 13:060
548.850but in Camelot, those are the legal lawsPOWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of Tear-Off BottomsFri Feb 02 1996 13:061
    
548.851SMURF::WALTERSFri Feb 02 1996 13:091
    I have to push the pram-a-lot.
548.852ACISS1::BATTISpool shooting son of a gunFri Feb 02 1996 13:352
    
    <---- hey you, quit ruining our song...
548.853July and August cannot be too hotHBAHBA::HAASslightly relatedFri Feb 02 1996 13:390
548.854CSC32::M_EVANScuddly as a cactusFri Feb 02 1996 13:445
    Expected high today in C Springs to be betwee -5 F and 0 F.
    
    Windchill warning as the factor is about -25 F.  Baby its cold outside!
    
    meg
548.855BUSY::SLABOUNTYDon't like my p_n? 1-800-328-7448Fri Feb 02 1996 13:446
    
    	Ruining the song??
    
    	Judging by the lyrics, I'd say the song was ruined from the beg-
    	inning.
    
548.856in short there's simply notPOWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of Tear-Off BottomsFri Feb 02 1996 14:021
    
548.857a more congenial spotACISS1::BATTISpool shooting son of a gunFri Feb 02 1996 14:052
    
    
548.858for happy ever afteringHBAHBA::HAASslightly relatedFri Feb 02 1996 14:080
548.859than here in CamelotACISS1::BATTISpool shooting son of a gunFri Feb 02 1996 14:111
    
548.860SMURF::WALTERSFri Feb 02 1996 14:121
    It's only a model.
548.861SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIToo many politicians, not enough warriors.Fri Feb 02 1996 14:157
    
    Anybody see "Non Sequitur" today????
    
    
    
    Really... really funny!!!
    
548.862ACISS1::BATTISpool shooting son of a gunFri Feb 02 1996 15:332
    
    we need a new song to sing, any suggestions???
548.863_Walking 'round in women's underwear_HBAHBA::HAASslightly relatedFri Feb 02 1996 15:360
548.864ACISS1::BATTISpool shooting son of a gunFri Feb 02 1996 15:402
    
    <--- how did you know?
548.865BUSY::SLABOUNTYDon't like my p_n? 1-800-328-7448Fri Feb 02 1996 15:444
    
    	"Well, it's 40 below,
    	 got a heater in my truck ..."
    
548.866the rose goes in the front, big guyHBAHBA::HAASslightly relatedFri Feb 02 1996 15:470
548.867GAVEL::JANDROWPartly To Mostly BlondeFri Feb 02 1996 15:554
    
    well, andy, why don't you fill us in (so to speak)....
    
    
548.868SMURF::BINDERManus Celer DeiFri Feb 02 1996 16:115
    .867
    
    Guy pushing a snowthrower, coming out the exhaust chute is snow and a
    chuck whose shadow is clearly visible below him.  Words something like
    "An easy call for Punxsutawney Phil."
548.8698-69SCASS1::BARBER_Ai was up above itFri Feb 02 1996 16:201
     
548.870SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIToo many politicians, not enough warriors.Fri Feb 02 1996 16:3713
    
    
    Thanks Dick...  that was close but, and I hope you don't mind me adding
    this...
    
    The guys is saying:
    
    "Looks like six more weeks of winter."
    
    and the caption at the bottom reads:
    
     Easy read on Groundhog Day..
    
548.871BIGQ::SILVABenevolent 'pedagogues' of humanityFri Feb 02 1996 16:416

	How can they say that there will be 6 more weeks of winter? One, when
he came out, it was just becoming light, and two.... THEY HAVE THE STINKIN
LIGHTS ON FULL BLAST WHEN HE COMES OUT! So of course he will see his shadow!
Turn the lights off and let winter be over, already! :-)
548.872ACISS2::LEECHDia do bheatha.Fri Feb 02 1996 17:0514
    I hate to say this, being positively disposed towards animals in
    general, but THIS GROUNDHOG MUST DIE!!!  I slow, tortuous, miserable
    death.  I don't want to see two more DAYS of winter, much less two more
    weeks.  Let's kill the groundhog and be done with it.
    
    The high temp. for the next 4 days has already been reached
    here in Cincinnati (which was 10), and it's expected to be below zero
    more than not until Tuesday/Wednesday.  Wind chill is easily -15 to
    -25 (it was -18 this morning, without near the breeze we have
    currently), which my fingers will attest to- having suffered grievously
    while putting needed air pressure in my sagging front tires. 
    
    
    -steve 
548.873SMURF::MSCANLONa ferret on the barco-loungerFri Feb 02 1996 17:461
    Lynch the rodent.
548.874ACISS1::BATTISpool shooting son of a gunFri Feb 02 1996 18:003
    
    <-----  well Steve your weather is mild compared to ours, but fear not
    I'm sending it your way in 2-3 days.
548.875run!!!SCASS1::BARBER_Ai was up above itFri Feb 02 1996 20:455
    FREE THE GROUNDHOG !!
    
    You sickos!
    
    8-P
548.876CONSLT::MCBRIDEpack light, keep low, move fast, reload oftenFri Feb 02 1996 20:541
    Save the Skeet!  
548.877BIGQ::SILVABenevolent 'pedagogues' of humanityFri Feb 02 1996 21:041
<---but bury the skat
548.878CSC32::M_EVANScuddly as a cactusFri Feb 02 1996 22:488
    Happy Imbolc!
    
    we burned the mistletoe from the solstice in a symbolic desire for
    spring.
    
    we are 1/2 wy ther now!
    
    meg
548.879It's coldTROOA::TEMPLETONNo sugar addedSat Feb 03 1996 02:2914
    If Candlemas be fair, two winters will there be this year.
    
    I don't know what the weather was like in Scotland to-day, but our
    groundhog did not see it's shadow.
    
    Of course this is not going to help for the next three or four days.
    
    To-morrow 1F with a wind chill making it feel like -19F and colder than
    that for the next three days.
    
    And if I get one more bulb catalogue in the mail, I will explode, how
    dare they keep teasing me this way?
    
    joan
548.880POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of Tear-Off BottomsSat Feb 03 1996 02:323
    
    It started snowing at about 11:00 here in Shirley 8^/.
    
548.881CSC32::M_EVANScuddly as a cactusSat Feb 03 1996 02:3614
    sky is clear, but it is the coldest it has beenin 7 years here.
    
    Two neighbors called asking for blow dryers, space heaters and
    anything else they could use to thaw pipes and keep them thawed.  This
    is one disadvantage of living in older homes where plumbing and
    insulation are afterthoughts.  so far the old-fashioned "drip drip
    drip" method has kept us flowing.  7 years ago, I nursed a broken
    service line through March and spent eostare weekend and the next week
    digging up my and the neighbors yard to replace my ancient service
    line.  
    
    
    
    meg
548.882POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of Tear-Off BottomsMon Feb 05 1996 02:204
    
    It's absolutely effing FREEZING.  1 year ago this weekend my pipes
    froze 8^/.  I hope it doesn't happen again.
    
548.883BIGQ::SILVABenevolent 'pedagogues' of humanityMon Feb 05 1996 02:537
| <<< Note 548.882 by POWDML::HANGGELI "Little Chamber of Tear-Off Bottoms" >>>


| 1 year ago this weekend my pipes froze 8^/.  I hope it doesn't happen again.

	Deb, ya gotta get out more.....or invite the oil man in....;-)

548.884SUBPAC::SADINFreedom isn't free.Mon Feb 05 1996 10:135
548.885ACISS2::LEECHDia do bheatha.Mon Feb 05 1996 11:353
    High today of 25 F!  A veritable heat wave.  Time to get out the spring 
    clothes.  Of course, that didn't really help matters this morning,
    since it was still minus-something when I left for work.
548.886GRANPA::MWANNEMACHERbe nice, be happyMon Feb 05 1996 11:364
    
    
    
    Suppposed to be pushing 50 here by weeks end.
548.887Weird weather in DallasROWLET::AINSLEYLess than 150 kts. is TOO slow!Mon Feb 05 1996 11:3811
    Friday we tied the record low for the date, some single digit temp,
    which had been set back in 1994.  A year ago Friday, we set the record
    high for the date, 83 degrees.  So, in three years, we've gone from
    record low to record high and back to record low.
    
    And BTW, Marina finally admitted it was 'bitterly cold' out:-)
    
    It was 24 with a wind chill of zero this morning, should be in the 60's
    tomorrow and 70's by the weekend!
    
    Bob
548.888ACISS1::BATTISpool shooting son of a gunMon Feb 05 1996 11:424
    
    It is going to be 23 today and 30 tomorrow, break out the suntan
    lotion!! Looks like east coast is getting our artic blast that we just
    finished with. You too will come to hate it, as I did.
548.889WAHOO::LEVESQUEmemory canyonMon Feb 05 1996 11:432
548.890BIGQ::SILVABenevolent 'pedagogues' of humanityMon Feb 05 1996 11:528

	I went to volleyball last night...in shorts. What was weird is even
though it was cold out, it didn't seem to bother me. Now this must mean that
either I am a very warm person, or I am much colder than last nights temps!


Glen
548.891WAHOO::LEVESQUEmemory canyonMon Feb 05 1996 12:211
    <== no brain, no pain
548.892ACISS2::LEECHDia do bheatha.Mon Feb 05 1996 12:271
    We set a new record low last night... -11 F.  
548.893CSLALL::HENDERSONWe shall behold Him!Mon Feb 05 1996 12:308

 According to the temp gauge on a bank in downtown Derry, it was 
 89 degrees this morning.  It felt a bit cooler than that, though.



Jim
548.894ACISS2::LEECHDia do bheatha.Mon Feb 05 1996 12:313
    -1
    
    Must have been the wind...
548.895all relative...GAAS::BRAUCHERWelcome to ParadiseMon Feb 05 1996 12:434
    
      Would that be Kelvin ?
    
      bb
548.89620263::BINDERManus Celer DeiMon Feb 05 1996 13:411
548.897GENRAL::RALSTONFugitive from the law of averagesMon Feb 05 1996 13:441
Forcast for Colorado Springs today is sunny and 55. I can live with that!
548.898SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIToo many politicians, not enough warriors.Mon Feb 05 1996 19:266
    
    
    Metal cap on the bird feeder stuck to my fingers this ayem...
    
    Ouch!!
    
548.899BUSY::SLABOUNTYDon't like my p_n? 1-800-328-7448Mon Feb 05 1996 19:283
    
    	Let 'em eat cake.
    
548.900LANDO::OLIVER_Bmz morality sez...Mon Feb 05 1996 19:391
    gloves, birdman, gloves!
548.901SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIToo many politicians, not enough warriors.Mon Feb 05 1996 19:5212
    
    
    >gloves, birdman, gloves!
    
    Well... what I did was try and see if they'd land in my hand again, and
    I needed it to be sans glove...
    
    They wouldn't, so I proceeded to fill the feeders without first donning
    said glove...
    
    Ouch!
    
548.902LANDO::OLIVER_Bmz morality sez...Mon Feb 05 1996 20:001
    careful, sweetie.
548.903SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIToo many politicians, not enough warriors.Mon Feb 05 1996 20:0415
    
    
    >careful, sweetie.
    
    it was their fault actually...
    
    3-4 of them were sitting on the wire above my head chirping away, to
    the tune of...
    
    "Well... come on!! Hurry up!! We don't have all day!!"  :) :)
    
    I was hurrying to satisfy their insatiable pig-like hunger!!
    
    :)
    
548.904When will winter end:-(TROOA::TEMPLETONNo sugar addedTue Feb 06 1996 00:036
    I always keep one extra feeder in the house so I can hang a full one
    out in the morning before I leave, it stops me from fumbling around in
    the dark, and, of course, getting my hands cold.
    
    
    joan
548.905GRANPA::MWANNEMACHERhave you seen my peewee?Tue Feb 06 1996 09:226
    
    
    Day before yesterday they were saying 48 by Friday, by last night it
    was down to 38.........
    
    
548.906ROWLET::AINSLEYLess than 150 kts. is TOO slow!Tue Feb 06 1996 11:203
    Now the weather forecasters are saying the 80's by the weekend!!!!
    
    Bob
548.907:)SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIToo many politicians, not enough warriors.Tue Feb 06 1996 11:3213
    
    re: .904
    
    joan
    
    Hmmmm... sounds like a good idea... Although, being the sucker that I
    am for these little pigs, I'd probably hang that one out too!! :)
    
    I bought new feeders last year to replace the older ones, so guess
    what? They're all still out there... new, old, suet, feed on the
    ground... 
    
                  I JUST CAN'T STOP MYSELF!!!!!!!!!!!!
548.908ACISS1::BATTISpool shooting son of a gunTue Feb 06 1996 12:224
    
    I see the east coast is now getting the same artic freeze we in the
    midwest had for a week+. I feel sorry for you frozen new englander's,
    but I'm sure Glenn and company are enjoying your predictment.
548.909CSLALL::HENDERSONWe shall behold Him!Tue Feb 06 1996 12:249

 I don't think we had it near as bad as you folks in the Midwest.





 Jim
548.910GENRAL::RALSTONFugitive from the law of averagesTue Feb 06 1996 13:031
Last week -5, this week 70. go figure!
548.911POLAR::RICHARDSONI sawer thatTue Feb 06 1996 13:101
548.912DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Tue Feb 06 1996 13:2711
    
    	Andy,
    
    	Wanna send some of 'em over to my place?  I haven't seen any
    	birds at my feeders in weeks.  Maybe it has something to do
    	with the stray cat(s) living under the house.
    
    	re: Bob
    
    	Ahem.......  stuff it Bob.  =)
    
548.913SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIToo many politicians, not enough warriors.Tue Feb 06 1996 13:3415
    
    
    Judy...
    
    It's been a funny year with the birds... I can't believe how
    territorial they are!!
    
     One side of my house has 4 feeders and the ground stuff and they're
    there sometimes and not other times..
    
     The other side of the house (not 50 ft. away) has two feeders and
    there hasn't been one bird there since the first snow-fall...
    
      I've gone through less than half the seed I did last year...
    
548.914DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Tue Feb 06 1996 13:376
    
    
    	Theory around here has been that even the diehards that
    	don't usually fly south decided that it was way too
    	{bleep} cold this year and headed for the warmer climate.
    
548.915HANNAH::MODICAJourneyman NoterTue Feb 06 1996 13:517
    
    	Behind my house, the bird feeder is attracting more
    	birds than ever, even grossbeaks and woodpeckers.
    	Do you use sunflower seeds and keep it filled
    	regularly?
    
    						Hank
548.916SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIToo many politicians, not enough warriors.Tue Feb 06 1996 13:5316
    
    <-----
    
    {snicker}
    
    
    You haven't been keeping up with my "exploits"... :) :)
    
    This past fall, the guy at my local Agway did a double-take when I
    filled out the order form for black-oil sunflower seeds...
    
     Seems he had to ask me whether I meant 100 lbs. rather than the 1,000
    lbs. I put down on the form...
    
    :)
    
548.917SUBPAC::SADINFreedom isn't free.Tue Feb 06 1996 13:585
548.918ACISS2::LEECHDia do bheatha.Tue Feb 06 1996 14:082
    It was a whopping 8 F this morning.  If it gets any warmer, I'll have
    to dig out the summer clothes.
548.919DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Tue Feb 06 1996 16:0411
    
    
    	It was 17 on my way in this morning.  I was wondering if
    	I should have brought along my sunscreen.
    
    	BTW - if I even *once* complain about the heat/humidity this
    	summer, anyone in here has permission to personally come over
    	to my office and smack me in the head.
    
    	=)
    
548.920SCASS1::BARBER_AThat weren't no easy thaingTue Feb 06 1996 16:051
    It's now 52 degrees in Dallas.
548.921BIGQ::SILVABenevolent 'pedagogues' of humanityTue Feb 06 1996 16:277

	JJ....anyone who would touch the pretty hair on your head in a manner
that is not complimentry (to you), should be shot. So no, not one boxer will
harm your pretty little head this summer. 

	How big is your boyfriend again???? :-)
548.922ACISS1::BATTISpool shooting son of a gunTue Feb 06 1996 16:313
    
    fear not JJ, I will be glad to help you out. though the 1,000 miles may
    be a bit of a problem logistically speaking.
548.923DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Tue Feb 06 1996 16:436
    
    
    	Glen,
    
    	Actually, he's not a big guy.  Smaller than me actually.
    	
548.924SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIToo many politicians, not enough warriors.Tue Feb 06 1996 16:465
    
    But he wears extra-large t-shirts!!
    
    :)
    
548.925WMOIS::GIROUARD_CTue Feb 06 1996 16:521
    i've always heard size doesn't matter anyway.
548.926ACISS1::BATTISpool shooting son of a gunTue Feb 06 1996 16:524
    
    .923
    
    I had a witty comeback for that one, but I'll refrain.
548.927GRANPA::MWANNEMACHERhave you seen my peewee?Tue Feb 06 1996 16:564
    
    
    
    Looks like I'll have to plan a trip to visit April and Bob.....
548.928BUSY::SLABOUNTYDon't like my p_n? 1-800-328-7448Tue Feb 06 1996 17:016
    
    >i've always heard size doesn't matter anyway.
    
    
    	Yeah, but why don't you ever hear a female say it?
    
548.929BIGQ::SILVABenevolent 'pedagogues' of humanityTue Feb 06 1996 17:036
| <<< Note 548.923 by DECWIN::JUDY "That's *Ms. Bitch* to you!" >>>


| Actually, he's not a big guy.  Smaller than me actually.

	I guess you just make him out to be bigger! :-)  He certainly is lucky!
548.930BIGQ::SILVABenevolent 'pedagogues' of humanityTue Feb 06 1996 17:036
| <<< Note 548.928 by BUSY::SLABOUNTY "Don't like my p_n? 1-800-328-7448" >>>


| Yeah, but why don't you ever hear a female say it?

	They say it if they love you.....
548.931DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Tue Feb 06 1996 18:217
    
    
    	Glen,
    
    	He makes up for his small stature in everything else.  =)
    
    	
548.932BIGQ::SILVABenevolent 'pedagogues' of humanityTue Feb 06 1996 18:342
548.933DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Tue Feb 06 1996 19:185
    
    
    	Dunno.......  someone will have to have a 'box party
    	or something.  =)
    
548.934POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of Tear-Off BottomsTue Feb 06 1996 19:193
    
    Did someone say...
    
548.935BUSY::SLABOUNTYDon't like my p_n? 1-800-328-7448Tue Feb 06 1996 19:246
    
    	OK, Deb, hurry up with whatever extravagant ASCII graphics you're
    	about to bestow upon us, eh?
    
    	The suspense is more than I can bear.
    
548.936POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of Tear-Off BottomsTue Feb 06 1996 19:283
    
    How do you keep an !@#$%^& in suspense?
    
548.937See other side.. see other side...SOLVIT::KRAWIECKILess politicians, more warriorsTue Feb 06 1996 19:301
    
548.938BUSY::SLABOUNTYDon't like my p_n? 1-800-328-7448Tue Feb 06 1996 19:325
    
    	RE: Deb
    
    	I'm busy ... I'll tell you tomorrow.
    
548.939BIGQ::SILVABenevolent 'pedagogues' of humanityTue Feb 06 1996 19:393

	Deb's Winter Box Bash perhaps???? 
548.940BUSY::SLABOUNTYDon't like my p_n? 1-800-328-7448Wed Feb 14 1996 19:103
    
    	It's REALLY snowing out there.
    
548.941ROWLET::AINSLEYLess than 150 kts. is TOO slow!Wed Feb 14 1996 19:113
    It's REALLY sunny and in the 70's out there.
    
    Bob
548.942CBHVAX::CBHBe kind to Andrea 'coz she's daftWed Feb 14 1996 19:217
Oh, bugger off.

It's alternating between being snowy, rainy, and sunny, alongside rapid 
fluctuations between bloody freezing and quite warm, here.  Still, that's the 
English weather for you, I suppose.

Chris.
548.943Salary continuation is NOT an incentive!!DECLNE::REESEMy REALITY check bouncedWed Feb 14 1996 21:049
    Would ya'll object if I take the contents of this topic and mail
    it to our newest genious VP who wants to move DEC-SALE to 
    Massachusetts (and to his staff who can't understand why we are not
    leaping at the chance)? :-)
    
    
    Only kidding!
    
    
548.944POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of ValentinesThu Feb 15 1996 00:4310
    
    It snowed from about 8am to 8pm here 8^p.  Only took me an hour to
    shovel the driveway, though - I must be getting better at this.
    
    I can think of quite a few other things I'd rather be getting better
    at, but such is life.
    
    8^p
    
    
548.945SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIHe's no lackey!! He's a toady!!Thu Feb 15 1996 12:035
    
    <-----
    
    Were any parts of your body really, really ice-cold after shoveling???
    
548.946POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of ValentinesThu Feb 15 1996 12:104
    
    Not the part I especially wanted, no 8^).
    
    
548.947ROWLET::AINSLEYLess than 150 kts. is TOO slow!Thu Feb 15 1996 12:148
    re: .942
    
    I'm sorry.  I was incorrect.  It was 83 degrees yesterday afternoon.
    
    Of course, it's going to be 29 tonight...must be trying to get me ready
    for MRO next week:-(
    
    Bob
548.948Winter? What's that?BSS::PROCTOR_RKeybored...Thu Feb 15 1996 12:478
    once again, for the third year in a row Colorado has had no winter on
    the east side of the mountains.
    
    My out-of-state (spelled Californian) neighbors LOVE it! They want all
    their friends to move here!
    
    *8( *8( *8( *8( *8( *8( *8( *8( *8( *8( *8( *8( *8( *8( *8( *8( *8( *8(
    
548.949CSC32::M_EVANScuddly as a cactusThu Feb 15 1996 19:405
    Wait until March.  That's when the snows should hit.  I am hoping to
    get some serious foundation work done on the house in April, so chances
    are the ground will refreeze soon and stay that way through June.
    
    meg
548.950A mild hint. subtle, yet endearing. come on march!BSS::PROCTOR_RKeybored...Thu Feb 15 1996 19:4511
    >> Wait until March.
    
    Yeah, but remember the last year(s)... nothing.
    
    maybe I should tell the neighbors to invite all their budds up for a
    beach party on march 19th
    
    
    MY BIRTHDAY.  Get that? MY BIRTHDAY!
    
    hint. hint. hint. hint. hint. hint. hint. hint.
548.951Few problems can't be solved by suitable use of high explosives.EVMS::MORONEYNever underestimate the power of human stupidityThu Feb 15 1996 19:488
re .949:

Use dynamite.  Enough dynamite will take care of the frozen ground.

Oh, if the dynamite damages the foundation, no problem, you already
have someone there to fix the foundation!

HTH, NNTTM, YMMV, QRZ, XYZZY.
548.952Breakfast time!BSS::PROCTOR_RKeybored...Thu Feb 15 1996 19:5110
    >> -< Few problems can't be solved by suitable use of high explosives.>-
    
    
    (no oklahoma city jokes here, please)
    
    
    I tried M80's on dried oatmeal.
    
    no soap. the oatmeal stayed. I left.
    
548.953PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BThu Feb 15 1996 19:536
><<< Note 548.951 by EVMS::MORONEY "Never underestimate the power of human stupidity" >>>

>> XYZZY.

  aagagagag.

548.954fess upTROOA::TEMPLETONNo sugar addedFri Feb 16 1996 01:527
    -3
    
    Put that ( with all the TRUE data) in the birthday note and we may get
    the hint :-)
    
    
    joan
548.955COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertFri Feb 16 1996 16:454
wow

it's really snowing out there

548.956LANDO::OLIVER_Btools are our friendsFri Feb 16 1996 16:491
    gee, it's really snowing.  i mean, it's snowing.
548.957CONSLT::MCBRIDEKeep hands &amp; feet inside ride at all timesFri Feb 16 1996 16:534
    yes, it most certainly is :-/.  I do get to torment one of my cellmates 
    though.  He is leaving for yurp to go skiing for a week and I keep 
    reminding how much it is snowing and how little chance he has of the 
    plane taking off this evening.  
548.958CSLALL::HENDERSONWe shall behold Him!Fri Feb 16 1996 16:558

 coming down rather steadily here.




 Jim
548.959BUSY::SLABOUNTYDon't like my p_n? 1-800-328-7448Fri Feb 16 1996 16:565
    
    	Snowing somewhat heavily in Marlboro right now.
    
    	Started within the last 1/2 hour.
    
548.960POLAR::RICHARDSONI sawer thatFri Feb 16 1996 16:581
    It's nice and sunny here.
548.961LANDO::OLIVER_Btools are our friendsFri Feb 16 1996 16:582
    brian, being such a ski enthusiast, why is it that you
    hate the winter?  i thought you people loved wintertime.
548.962MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Fri Feb 16 1996 17:124
>    It's nice and sunny here.

Yes, but when it's 97 degrees below zero, what good does it do you?

548.963SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIHe's no lackey!! He's a toady!!Fri Feb 16 1996 17:216
    
    
    Hmmm... Bonnie?? You been reading my mind??
    
    I was thinking the same thing this ayem...
    
548.964SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIHe's no lackey!! He's a toady!!Fri Feb 16 1996 17:227
    
    re: .960
    
    > It's nice and sunny here.
    
    Well then.. there ya go!!! Now's the time to get at the radiator!!
    
548.965CONSLT::MCBRIDEKeep hands &amp; feet inside ride at all timesFri Feb 16 1996 17:2913
    I ski to pass the time and it provides a social outlet.  Racing adds 
    an extra dimension to the sport and provides some additional excitement.  
    Not to mention that I get paid to do it on the weekends and they give me 
    a snappy uniform to wear.  I ski for free (locally) and as a professional, 
    my equipment costs me about half of retail so the expense is minimal.  
    It's not a bad gig actually but I hate the snow and all the inconvenience 
    it brings with it.  Being drawn to the outdoors, I have to make a 
    reluctant peace with the season but I don't have to like it.  I guess if I 
    did not have to drive anywhere, ever, it might be more tolerable as the 
    cold does not bother me as much as the perpetually sloppy road conditions 
    including my driveway.  
    
    Brian	
548.966LANDO::OLIVER_Btools are our friendsFri Feb 16 1996 17:362
    brian, i give you a lot of credit for getting out there
    by being involved in a winter sport.      
548.967USAT02::HALLRCome to the Throne of GraceFri Feb 16 1996 19:493
    Been snowing in MD for a good 14 hrs and we have about 13" with drifts
    up to 4 feet.  My commute of 35 minutes took over 2.5 hrs.  I think I
    ready for the crocuses to croak (or something like that!
548.968See http://www.erols.com/tvn/COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertFri Feb 16 1996 20:293
Really?  Over in Arlington/Fairfax there's only about 5 inches so far.

/john
548.969BIGQ::SILVABenevolent 'pedagogues' of humanityFri Feb 16 1996 20:503

	Winter blues snarf
548.970USAT05::HALLRCome to the Throne of GraceSat Feb 17 1996 00:233
    The storm has developed off the East Coast with spots on the Eastern
    Shore getting as much as 18 inches.  We're close to the Bay and
    officially at Annapolis their at 16.  
548.971OK what did we do to anger you this time?TROOA::TEMPLETONNo sugar addedSat Feb 17 1996 01:4810
    Glenn,
    
    Yes it's sunny
    
    but it's damn cold.
    
    And why the H+ll were those birds so darn cheerful at 6:30 this
    morning? do they know something we don't know?
    
    It's about time to have a very serious talk with Mother Nature.
548.972POLAR::RICHARDSONI sawer thatSat Feb 17 1996 02:571
    The days are getting considerably longer. 
548.973POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of The Counter KingSat Feb 17 1996 05:5312
    
    The roads are pretty slippery right about now.  Route 2 was deserted on
    my way home, luckily, so I was able to drive slowly and not die.
    
    It doesn't look as if we got that much snow in Shirley, really.  The
    driveway needs shoveling, but I was able to get in without any problem,
    and the snow wasn't over the top of my boots, so it can wait 8^).
    I'd say 5 to 6 inches.  My boots are the 7" Beans.
    
    (I know everyone was dying to know that 8^))
    
    
548.974USAT02::HALLRCome to the Throne of GraceSat Feb 17 1996 11:083
    Forecast is for cold today, another clipper moving thru this evening
    with snow showers, then hopefully by this time next weekend, highs in
    da 50's!!!
548.975BOXORN::HAYSSome things are worth dying forMon Feb 19 1996 01:407
    Temperature for Monday is forcast at 85 F.  Not at home in New
    Hampshire,  in Baytown TX.
    
    
    Enjoy the cold.
    
    Phil
548.976ACISS2::LEECHDia do bheatha.Mon Feb 19 1996 11:293
    High today of 48.  High tomorrow of 56.  
    
    Maybe I should move this note to TTL topic.  
548.977MAIL1::CRANEMon Feb 19 1996 11:371
    Leave it alone...we wouldn`t want to jinx this nice weather.
548.978BUSY::SLABOUNTYDon't like my p_n? 1-800-328-7448Mon Feb 19 1996 12:434
    
    	I left MRO at about 6:45-7:00 Friday and blasted down 495S at a-
    	bout 65-70.  No problems.
    
548.979BIGQ::SILVABenevolent 'pedagogues' of humanityMon Feb 19 1996 13:171
<-----blasted at 65-70? 
548.980BUSY::SLABOUNTYDon't like my p_n? 1-800-328-7448Mon Feb 19 1996 13:226
    
    	On a snowy road, yes, that's "blasting".
    
    	55-65 would have been "cruising", 45-55 would have been "slow-
    	poking", etc.
    
548.981BIGQ::SILVABenevolent 'pedagogues' of humanityMon Feb 19 1996 13:313
	I guess 45-55 is for me...cuz I'm a slow-poker....


548.982DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Mon Feb 19 1996 13:4710
    
    
    	Well I almost put a dent in the car I"ve only had for
    	4 months.  Woman in front of me tried to take a right
    	turn and didn't make it.  I had to hit the brakes and
    	cut the wheel sharply to the right to avoid hitting 
    	her.  Missed her by about 8".  {bleepin'} winter.......
    
    	JJ
    
548.983BIGQ::SILVABenevolent 'pedagogues' of humanityMon Feb 19 1996 13:494

	Don't blame winter on your poor driving skills.... (ok, I'm ducking
right now!)
548.984SCASS1::BARBER_Acatch a groove and let it flowMon Feb 19 1996 14:003
    8P
    
    That was for JJ.
548.985DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Mon Feb 19 1996 14:058
    
    
    	Thanks 'pril !!
    
    	re: Glen
    
    	=(  and I thought you liked me.  harumph.
    
548.986POLAR::RICHARDSONI sawer thatMon Feb 19 1996 14:103
    Judy, your eyes are too close together and you appear to be squinting.

    Perhaps this is affecting your driving skills?
548.987BUSY::SLABOUNTYDon't like my p_n? 1-800-328-7448Mon Feb 19 1996 14:345
    
    	JJ, you were obviously following too closely.
    
    	8^)
    
548.988BIGQ::SILVABenevolent 'pedagogues' of humanityMon Feb 19 1996 14:453

	JJ, of course I like you. :-)
548.989DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Mon Feb 19 1996 16:4214
    
    
    	Re:  Glenn
    
    	No they're not.  =)
    
    	re: Shawn
    
    	No, I wasn't.  =)
    
    	re: Glen
    
    	Umm...... well, ok.  =)
    
548.990POLAR::RICHARDSONI sawer thatMon Feb 19 1996 16:523
    Your P-N is most misleading JJ.

    8^)
548.991DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Mon Feb 19 1996 16:595
    
    
    
    	{Ssssh!  it's a secret!}  =)
    
548.992BUSY::SLABOUNTYDon't like my p_n? 1-800-328-7448Mon Feb 19 1996 17:0915
    
    	RE: JJ
    
    	Well, let's examine the sequence of events leading up to your
    	"almost accident":
    
    	Car in front of you is turning, but misses turn because [s]he
    	is going too fast for the conditions.
    
    	You, seeing that said car missed turn, finally decide to slow
    	down, and almost hit him/her because you are going too fast for
    	the conditions.
    
    	Yup, I'd say you were following too close.
    
548.993DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Mon Feb 19 1996 17:5711
    
    
    	I was over two car lengths away and going about 25
    	MPH in what is normally a 35MPH zone.  After she slid and
    	stopped, she didn't move or attempt to get out of the way.
    	You can say what you want, *I* know how I drive in the snow.
    	I never drive too fast for the conditions, even when I had
    	the 4WD.  I'm paranoid about winter driving and am usually
    	one of those people that goes a bit too slow and irritates
    	other drivers who would prefer to go faster.
    
548.994DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Mon Feb 19 1996 17:5910
    
    
    	Oh and she wasn't going too fast for the conditions 
    	either.  In fact, a half mile before all this happened,
    	some moron passed her on the right (in what could be 
    	taken as the 'breakdown lane') in a Blazer/Bronco.  Nashua
    	wasn't very good about plowing in this storm and there was
    	quite a bit of that 'greasy' snow on the streets, that's
    	what caused the problems.
    
548.995BUSY::SLABOUNTYDon't like my p_n? 1-800-328-7448Mon Feb 19 1996 18:1310
    
    	Well it's good to hear that you were over 2 car lengths behind
    	at 25MPH ... although that's the recommended distance for driv-
    	ing on dry roads.
    
    	Sure, you know how to drive in snow, but have you learned how
    	to stop in snow?
    
    	8^)
    
548.996CONSLT::MCBRIDEKeep hands &amp; feet inside ride at all timesMon Feb 19 1996 18:262
    A better, no, the best distance to keep between you and the car in front
    is two seconds worth of road.  
548.997POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of The Counter KingMon Feb 19 1996 18:284
    
    In the winter, would those be sloppy seconds?
    
    
548.998CONSLT::MCBRIDEKeep hands &amp; feet inside ride at all timesMon Feb 19 1996 18:302
    Yes, I believe they would, in a fashion if not on the true sense of the
    meaning.  
548.999BUSY::SLABOUNTYDon't like my p_n? 1-800-328-7448Mon Feb 19 1996 18:337
    
    	RE: Brian
    
    	OK, so that works out to about 37 feet at 25MPH, or maybe an
    	average of 3 car lengths.  So JJ was way too close, even for
    	dry roads.
    
548.1000BUSY::SLABOUNTYDon't like my p_n? 1-800-328-7448Mon Feb 19 1996 18:333
    
    	1000 replies!!
    
548.1001DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Mon Feb 19 1996 18:545
    
    
    	Ok, I give up.  I'm a hazardous driver in the snow.
    
    	
548.1002BUSY::SLABOUNTYDon't like my p_n? 1-800-328-7448Mon Feb 19 1996 19:005
    
    	Glad to see you've finally come to your senses.
    
    	8^)
    
548.1003BIGQ::SILVABenevolent 'pedagogues' of humanityMon Feb 19 1996 19:063

	Why Judy, I think you're an excellent driver in the snow. :-)
548.1004CONSLT::MCBRIDEKeep hands &amp; feet inside ride at all timesMon Feb 19 1996 19:071
    Allegedly, Judy, only allegedly.  :-)
548.1005POLAR::RICHARDSONI sawer thatMon Feb 19 1996 19:092
    Judy, with those squinting eyes so close together, you seem to be doing
    just fine.
548.1006BIGQ::SILVABenevolent 'pedagogues' of humanityMon Feb 19 1996 19:142
	JJ need glasses?
548.1007SCASS1::BARBER_Acatch a groove and let it flowMon Feb 19 1996 19:211
    No he means her =).
548.1008ACISS2::LEECHDia do bheatha.Mon Feb 19 1996 19:337
    I must have spoiled the warm front by bragging about it ahead of time. 
    I doubt it got past the upper 30's today, and is now cooling off.  In
    fact, it is mid-upper 30's and is cloudy and wet.  Bluuurrgh.
    
    56 tomorrow?  I'll believe it when I feel it.
    
    Winter inhales at high velocity.
548.1009Will it ever end?TROOA::TEMPLETONNo sugar addedMon Feb 19 1996 23:528
    They say there is a chance of freezing rain in the morning, the one
    thing in winter I really hate.
    
    I only have a five minute walk to the bus stop but it could be a very
    interesting five minutes :-(
    
    
    joan
548.1010SCASS1::BARBER_ADingaDingDangMyDangaLongLingLongMon Feb 19 1996 23:563
    I don't see anything interesting about that.
    
    8)
548.1011MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Tue Feb 20 1996 01:422
Don your ice-spikes before leaving the house, Joan.

548.1012ACISS2::LEECHDia do bheatha.Tue Feb 20 1996 12:473
    It's still wet, but it was 44 when I left for work this morning.  High
    today of 59.  High tomorrow near 70.  COOL!  I don't care if it does
    rain all week.
548.1013DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Tue Feb 20 1996 13:056
    
    	re: a few back
    
    	Yup....... blind as a bat.  Good thing I wear contact
    	lenses.  =)
    
548.1014I didn't THINK so! ;-)CLYDE::KOWALEWICZ_Mjust a slob like one of usTue Feb 20 1996 14:5210
548.1015POLAR::RICHARDSONTrembling LiverTue Feb 20 1996 15:561
    Um, oooh, somebody took something I said and twisted it around!
548.1016DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Tue Feb 20 1996 16:195
    
    
    	Definitely a Ms.  I get so annoyed when telemarketers call
    	and automatically assume I'm a Mrs.   One of these days 
    	I *am* going to say "I'm sorry, my mother doesn't live here."
548.1017BUSY::SLABOUNTYDon't like my p_n? 1-800-328-7448Wed Feb 21 1996 17:133
    
    	It's REALLY raining out there.
    
548.1018POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of The Counter KingWed Feb 21 1996 17:179
    
    {trot trot trot}  
    
    {gaze}
    
    {trot trot trot}  
    
    Not here.  Just foggy up the wazoo.
    
548.1019BUSY::SLABOUNTYDon't like my p_n? 1-800-328-7448Wed Feb 21 1996 17:486
    
    >Not here.  Just foggy up the wazoo.
    
    
    	I'm sure there's a cure for that, Deb.
    
548.1020SPEZKO::FRASERMobius Loop; see other sideWed Feb 21 1996 18:204
        Cobwebs, maybe?

        
548.1021SCASS1::BARBER_ADingaDingDangMyDangaLongLingLongThu Feb 22 1996 14:213
    It's 82 and climbing in Dallas.
    
    And only 10:20 am.
548.1022POLAR::RICHARDSONTrembling LiverThu Feb 22 1996 14:271
    {grumble}
548.1023POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of The Counter KingThu Feb 22 1996 14:433
548.1024BUSY::SLABOUNTYDon't like my p_n? 1-800-328-7448Thu Feb 22 1996 14:433
    
    	What's that in Kelvin, anyways?
    
548.1025You should hear me when they all after 9PM!!DECLNE::REESEMy REALITY check bouncedFri Feb 23 1996 20:1712
    Judy,
    
    Apparently I have a "young sounding" voice; when telemarketers ask
    to speak to Mrs. Reese or my mother I tell them the truth "my mother
    is dead".  Stops 'em cold every time!!
    
    Olin Mills is a pest calling every few months telling me about special
    offers for family portraits that I've 'won'.  Depending on my mood I've
    told them I'm an orphan (true) or my family consists of 4 poodles, does
    their offer extend to my furry family :-)
    
    
548.1026And they wonder why I won't move to PRM, duh!!DECLNE::REESEMy REALITY check bouncedFri Feb 23 1996 20:184
    Winter is on the wane......is beaUtiful here!! 75+ degrees and my
    daffydils are poppin' up, yeah!!!!
    
    
548.1027MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Sat Feb 24 1996 00:003
I envy you, Karen. At least another 5 (or more) weeks till my daffodils
even sprout, up here.

548.1028POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of The Counter KingSat Feb 24 1996 05:533
    
    Daffodils 8^/!
                 
548.1029Supposed to freeze by weekend, arrrrrrgggghhhh!!DECLNE::REESEMy REALITY check bouncedTue Feb 27 1996 16:404
    Deb,
    
    You might plant daffodils, I planted daffydils ;-)
    
548.1030POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of The Counter KingTue Feb 27 1996 16:4911
    
    I did plant daffodil bulbs last year 8^).  They haven't managed to peek
    up from under the snow yet 8^p.
    
    What I was really hoping is that SOMEONE would contact health services
    here (223-8171) and have daffodils delivered to me during the first
    week of spring.  Just $5.  Someone.  
    
    8^)
    
    
548.1031MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Tue Feb 27 1996 16:553
>             -< Supposed to freeze by weekend, arrrrrrgggghhhh!! >-

Freezing temps in GA in early March and you don't want to move to New England?
548.1032POLAR::RICHARDSONHindskits VelvetTue Feb 27 1996 17:131
    I planted halogen bulbs and now I'm giddy with anticipation.
548.1033However, the cooler the winter, the better the dogwoodsDECLNE::REESEMy REALITY check bouncedTue Feb 27 1996 21:0612
    DelBlasto,
    
    This weather is very much out of character for Georgia weather.
    Today it's 75+ degrees....some sort of weather front will be moving
    thru (probably from the North Pole) by this weekend, so we've been
    told to expect sleet and possibly snow.
    
    I can remember many years when I started working on my tan in March.
    In March you might not want to go into the swimming pool, but the
    sun is definitely warm enough to provide the rays for a golden tan ;-)
    
    
548.1034ACISS2::LEECHDia do bheatha.Wed Feb 28 1996 12:372
    From 70F yesterday, to 30-something this morning, to low 20's this
    afternoon.  BAN COLD FRONTS!!! (until summer)
548.1035GIDDAY::BURTDPD (tm)Fri Mar 01 1996 03:524
Today is the first day of Autumn.
Some of the oaks are already turning.


548.1036SOLVIT::KRAWIECKILord of the Turnip TruckFri Mar 01 1996 12:049
    
    
    >Today is the first day of Autumn.
    
    Beg pardon??
    
    I know you folks are all upside down, but I assumed we all had the same
    sun, moon and Earth...
    
548.1037ACISS2::LEECHDia do bheatha.Fri Mar 01 1996 12:2719
    I hate winter.  It's costing me a small forture. 
    
    If I get another three-digit electric bill, I'm moving to a warmer
    climate.   There's no way in hell I should have a three-digit elctric
    bill in my small hovel, when I keep the damn thermostat set on 62; 58
    when I leave the house in the morning, and I'm never home before 8pm.  
    
    This sucks.  Two months in a row!  I could heat a large house for 
    what I'm paying to heat my one-bedroom town house.
    
    What makes no damn sense is that I run the a/c all the time in the summer 
    and don't have a bill half the size as my heating bill (I have electric 
    heat and air). 
    
    GRRRRrrrrr....  I'll be moving before next winter.  You can count on
    it.
    
    
    -steve 
548.1038ROWLET::AINSLEYLess than 150 kts. is TOO slow!Fri Mar 01 1996 12:575
    Well, we managed to miss most of the bad weather.  San Antonio and
    Austin got hit instead.  60's and 70's this weekend.  Now if the wind
    stays below 25 kts, I'll be able to ride.
    
    Bob
548.1039POLAR::RICHARDSONRoger?Fri Mar 01 1996 13:032
    Well Steve, I live in the land of the ice and snow and I never have a 3
    digit heating bill, thanks to the efficiency and good value of natural gas.
548.1040GENRAL::RALSTONFugitive from the law of averagesFri Mar 01 1996 13:145
   
    >Today is the first day of Autumn.

Huh???  It's still winter her in the northern hemp. You live on Mercury 
or sumthin?
548.1041DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Fri Mar 01 1996 13:295
    
    
    	20 days till the first day of spring....... and if all goes
    	well I'll be celebratin' it in my new digs............  =)
    
548.1042ACISS1::BATTISpool shooting son of a gunFri Mar 01 1996 14:055
    
    .1037
    
    well steve, yet another point for Mr. Topaz, on why Ohio sucks.
    Move to Florida or Arizona, they never see 3 digit heating bills.
548.1043yeahbut they got the 3 digit A.C. billsHBAHBA::HAASleap jeerFri Mar 01 1996 14:070
548.1044POLAR::RICHARDSONRoger?Fri Mar 01 1996 14:112
    If it wasn't for ac, there'd be nobody living there, just like it was
    before ac was widely available.
548.1045SOLVIT::KRAWIECKILord of the Turnip TruckFri Mar 01 1996 14:136
    
    Gosh!!
    
    
    
    How did the Seminoles ever survive!!!
548.1046Figured I'd save someone the trouble..SOLVIT::KRAWIECKILord of the Turnip TruckFri Mar 01 1996 14:134
    
    I know... I know...
    
    They did survive.. until the white man came along...
548.1047POLAR::RICHARDSONRoger?Fri Mar 01 1996 14:162
    Well, there wasn't 17 million of them was there? Which is the current
    population of Florida.
548.1048NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Fri Mar 01 1996 14:545
>    Well Steve, I live in the land of the ice and snow and I never have a 3
>    digit heating bill, thanks to the efficiency and good value of natural gas.

Since you live in Canada, where the dollar is worth about as much as the
Romanian leu, you prolly have 6 digit heating bills.
548.1049SMURF::BINDERManus Celer DeiFri Mar 01 1996 15:2328
548.1050BUSY::SLABOUNTYDon't like my p_n? 1-800-328-7448Fri Mar 01 1996 15:335
    
    	RE: Tom
    
    	'chele lives in Australia.
    
548.1051MKOTS3::JMARTINMadison...5'2'' 95 lbs.Fri Mar 01 1996 15:421
    Very good diagram except the earth revolves clockwise!
548.1052e=mc2BSS::PROCTOR_RA wallet full of onesFri Mar 01 1996 15:434
re: 1049
thank you Mr. Science Guy.

Can I go outside and play now?
548.1053CONSLT::MCBRIDEKeep hands &amp; feet inside ride at all timesFri Mar 01 1996 15:441
    I thought the Sun rotated around the Earth.
548.1054GENRAL::RALSTONFugitive from the law of averagesFri Mar 01 1996 15:461
I thought the earth was flat
548.1055Just your head...SOLVIT::KRAWIECKILord of the Turnip TruckFri Mar 01 1996 15:481
    
548.1056POLAR::RICHARDSONRoger?Fri Mar 01 1996 16:0811
    Oddly enough Gerald, I've been doing an awful lot of comparison between
    Canadian and US prices. Even with our taxes, the only things that are
    really noticeably more expensive here than there are alcohol (spirits
    mostly) and gasoline.  Electricity is cheap here, anywhere from 5 to 8
    cents per Kwh, and natural gas is very cheap, as we have lots. I am
    making a straight dollar for dollar comparison here, no conversion.
    Redmond's Three Minute Miracle is cheaper in the US. 8^)

    If you want enjoy an affordable summertime vacation, I would recommend
    you bring your US dollars up here, which are worth 1.35. You'll be
    surprised how far your money will go.
548.1057NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Fri Mar 01 1996 16:126
>    If you want enjoy an affordable summertime vacation, I would recommend
>    you bring your US dollars up here, which are worth 1.35. You'll be
>    surprised how far your money will go.

Did a winter vacation in Montreal a couple of years ago, enjoyed it very much.
Much nicer than Chisinau or Bucharest.
548.1058SMURF::BINDERManus Celer DeiFri Mar 01 1996 16:163
    .1051
    
    No, it doesn't.
548.1059MKOTS3::JMARTINMadison...5'2'' 95 lbs.Fri Mar 01 1996 16:225
    Are you sure?  I believe you but I always thought Mercury was the only
    planet that revolved counterclockwise and the orbit of Neptune crossed
    over pluto once every so many thousands of years due to its elipse.
    
    Old Lost in Space fan!
548.1060MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Fri Mar 01 1996 16:274
re:               <<< Note 548.1056 by POLAR::RICHARDSON "Roger?" >>>

How much for a jar of Miracle Whip, though?

548.1061Or a good cigar??SOLVIT::KRAWIECKILord of the Turnip TruckFri Mar 01 1996 16:301
    
548.1062SMURF::BINDERManus Celer DeiFri Mar 01 1996 16:366
    .1059
    
    Yes, Jack, I'm sure.  All of the known planets revolve
    counterclockwise.  Pluto's orbit does not lie in the ecliptic, and it
    is also highly eccentric, such that it cuts inside the more nearly
    circular orbit of Neptune.
548.1063EVMS::MORONEYIn the beginning there was nothing, which exploded...Fri Mar 01 1996 16:399
re .1051, .1058, .1059:

It does if you view it from the South Pole.

re .1040:

The "first day of {spring,summer,autumn,winter} on the {equinox,solstice}"
definition is bogus.  I guess Australia doesn't have the same stupid TV
weathermen the US does.
548.1064hmmmm.BSS::PROCTOR_RA wallet full of onesFri Mar 01 1996 16:415
    > Pluto's orbit does not lie in the ecliptic, and it
        is also highly eccentric.
    
    I suggest you take a look at the other 'boxers hereabouts and ask if
    Pluto is the only body that's sorta... 'centric.
548.1065POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of The Counter KingFri Mar 01 1996 16:507
    
    .1061
    
    About $13, just like New Hampshire cigars, but they're *Cuban* cigars 8^).
                                                         
    
    
548.1066POLAR::RICHARDSONRoger?Fri Mar 01 1996 17:111
    13 canadian dollars I might add.
548.1067Source : World AlmanacGAAS::BRAUCHERWelcome to ParadiseFri Mar 01 1996 17:1712
    
    re, .1062 - not quite right.  All but Venus are counterclockwise.
               Venus is clockwise, and very slow - 117.4 Earth Days.
    
               Also, Uranus is only "clockwise" because we claim it is.
             The Uranian year is 84 earth years, and it spins fast, once
             every 16.8 hours.  However, the Uranian North pole kies 98
             degrees from its orbital plane.  It's seasons are thus the
             most extreme in the solar system.  At the north pole of
             Uranus, one the sun sets, it will be for 42 years.
    
             bb
548.1068BUSY::SLABOUNTYDon't like my p_n? 1-800-328-7448Fri Mar 01 1996 17:195
    
    	When the sun comes out after 42 years, how long is it out for?
    
    	42 years?
    
548.1069PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BFri Mar 01 1996 17:203
  .1067  wait - all but venus are counterclockwise, but uranus is
	 "clockwise".  this does not compute.
548.1070but I digressHBAHBA::HAASleap jeerFri Mar 01 1996 17:215
>               Also, Uranus is only "clockwise" because we claim it is.

Don't be tellin us which way ours has to swing.

It's a matter of choice. It's not immoral. SOs should have benefits.
548.1071COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertFri Mar 01 1996 17:2421
>The "first day of {spring,summer,autumn,winter} on the {equinox,solstice}"
>definition is bogus.  I guess Australia doesn't have the same stupid TV
>weathermen the US does.

Who says it's bogus?

If you look up "autumn" in the G.C. Merriam Webster's unabridged dictionary,
which lists definitions in order of longest usage, you will find:

	1a: The season between summer and winter reckoned astronomically
	    as extending from the September equinox to the December solstice.
	 b: The season comprising the months of September, October, and
	    November, also called "fall".
	 c: [British] The season comprising the months of August, September,
	    and October.
	 d: The season reckoned astronomically in the southern hemisphere
	    from the March equinox to the June solstice.

So, you see, autumn begins for Chele whenever she wants it to begin.

/john
548.1072meant "counterclockwise"GAAS::BRAUCHERWelcome to ParadiseFri Mar 01 1996 17:347
    
      Sorry - I meant that, with Uranus tipped over the way it is, it
     is arbitrary which is the "north" pole - NEITHER Uranian pole points
     to the "North" pole of the ecliptic, of the sun, or of the Earth.  
     If we called it the "south" pole, the rotation is the opposite.
    
      bb
548.1073SOLVIT::KRAWIECKILord of the Turnip TruckFri Mar 01 1996 17:378
    
    re: .1066
    
    >13 canadian dollars I might add.
    
    So that's ... what?  $2.50 American?
    
    
548.1074maybe a couple of W.Va. cigars...HBAHBA::HAASleap jeerFri Mar 01 1996 17:380
548.1075BUSY::SLABOUNTYDon't like my p_n? 1-800-328-7448Fri Mar 01 1996 17:393
    
    	$17 American or so, I believe.
    
548.1076POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of The Counter KingFri Mar 01 1996 17:423
    
    Other direction, Shawn.  
    
548.1077BUSY::SLABOUNTYDon't like my p_n? 1-800-328-7448Fri Mar 01 1996 17:467
    
    	You know, I thought I did that wrong but for some reason I
    	was having a hard time reasoning it out.
    
    	I was thinking $1 US was $.75 CDN or so, but I guess it's the
    	opposite, so $13 CDN would be about $10 US.
    
548.1078POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of The Counter KingFri Mar 01 1996 17:516
    
    Ooh, you explained that to YOURSELF!
    
    8^)
    
    
548.1079ACISS1::BATTISpool shooting son of a gunFri Mar 01 1996 17:572
    
    <---- bwahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
548.1080EVMS::MORONEYIn the beginning there was nothing, which exploded...Fri Mar 01 1996 17:599
re .1067:

You are talking about the rotation direction (which way the planet spins on its
axis)  .1062 was talking about revolution direction, which way they go around
the sun.  All planets revolve ccw.  Most rotate ccw as well.  Venus rotates
"backwards" (clockwise), and Uranus (and apparently Pluto, as well) rotate
"sideways".

re .1071:  Figures that definition has made it into the dictionary by now.
548.1081BUSY::SLABOUNTYDon't like my p_n? 1-800-328-7448Fri Mar 01 1996 17:596
    
    	Hey, who better to reason a problem out with than yourself?
    
    	Even if you're wrong, and you're right, you'll never admit that
    	to yourself and you'll get along with yourself very well.
    
548.1082sureGAAS::BRAUCHERWelcome to ParadiseFri Mar 01 1996 18:076
    
    re, .1080 - oh, sorry.  Of course, yes, they all revolve around
     the sun counterclockwise.  They mostly spin, rotate, revolve on
     their axis counterclockwise, except as we both said.
    
      bb
548.1083POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of The Counter KingSun Mar 03 1996 15:5415
    
    !@#$%^&*()_+ winter.  !@#$%^&*()_+ snow.
    
    I shoveled last night when I got home, as it had snowed all day.
    When I got up this morning, it had snowed again during the night so I
    shoveled again.
    After I showered and had breakfast, I looked out the window and it was
    snowing AGAIN.  Right now it's snowing hard and blowing like crazy.  I
    can hardly see across the street.
    
    I'VE HAD IT!
    
    The driveway is once again completely white.  I'm going to get a
    flamethrower and clear it next time, I swear.
    
548.1084SCASS1::BARBER_ASmelly cat, it's not your faultSun Mar 03 1996 15:593
    I guess now wouldn't be a good time to mention that...
    
    Um, nevermind.  8)
548.1085SUBPAC::SADINFreedom isn't free.Sun Mar 03 1996 16:214
    
    	I can get you a really good deal on a used flame thrower.
    
    
548.1086GIDDAY::BURTDPD (tm)Sun Mar 03 1996 22:2411
Autumn day 4 - cool, overcast, wet - I believe the technical term is "icky".

Most of Australia is still running on Daylight Savings time (the decision is 
made by individual state governments).  Various databases which hadn't been 
updated to reflect the extension to DS had their virtual knickers in a twist & 
a bunch of machines decided to change their times automagically. Many snarly 
people in the office this morning.

\C


548.1087BUSY::SLABOUNTYDon't like my p_n? 1-800-328-7448Mon Mar 04 1996 12:565
    
    	RE: Jim
    
    	Is there a 5-day waiting period on those things?
    
548.1088ROWLET::AINSLEYLess than 150 kts. is TOO slow!Mon Mar 04 1996 13:017
    re: .1084
    
    'pril, you aren't going to tell Mz Debra about the beautiful, sunny,
    mid-70's day we had yesterday?  I enjoyed it, but did get my face
    sunburnt at the Fort Worth Zoo yesterday.
    
    Bob
548.1089DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Mon Mar 04 1996 13:4213
    
    
    	re: Bob
    
    
    	pppppppppppfffffffffffftttttttttthhhhhhhhhhh!
    
    	We're supposed to be getting more snow tomorrow (3-5") and
    	then an ice storm on Thursday.
    
    
    	BLAH!
    
548.1090a tepid 65 in NC todayHBAHBA::HAASleap jeerMon Mar 04 1996 13:420
548.1091ROWLET::AINSLEYLess than 150 kts. is TOO slow!Mon Mar 04 1996 13:599
    re: .1089
    
    Judy, don't worry about it.  I may be back up there next week, which
    means that it will be wonderful in Texas and wonderful (by N.E.
    standards) in Mass, just like the last time I was there.  The bad news
    is that what N.E. considers to be wonderful weather for March does not
    match what I consider wonderful weather for March.
    
    Bob
548.1092POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of The Counter KingMon Mar 04 1996 14:0711
    
    I have completely had it with this !@#$%^&*()_+ weather, completely.
    
    I am DONE enjoying winter.
    
    I AM DONE!
    
    I am NOT shoveling again.  I will drive over the !@#$%^&*()_+ stuff in
    4WD and if I get stuck I will GO BACK INSIDE AND NOT COME OUT AGAIN.
    
    
548.1093MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Mon Mar 04 1996 14:082
Punxatawney Deb, they call her.

548.1094USAT02::HALLRGod loves even you!Mon Mar 04 1996 14:091
    hey Deb, wanna PARTY!
548.1095LANDO::OLIVER_Btools are our friendsMon Mar 04 1996 14:103
    are we really in for an ice storm on thursday?
    
    this is too much.
548.1096USAT02::HALLRGod loves even you!Mon Mar 04 1996 14:161
    'posed to be in the 50's by Thursday in MD
548.1097ACISS1::BATTISpool shooting son of a gunMon Mar 04 1996 15:534
    
    .1092
    
    why deb, don't sugarcoat it, tell us *how* you really feel.
548.1098BUSY::SLABOUNTYDon't like my p_n? 1-800-328-7448Mon Mar 04 1996 15:565
    
    	MEA
    
    	[Misplaced Emphasis Alert]
    
548.1099SCASS1::BARBER_ASmelly cat, it's not your faultMon Mar 04 1996 16:351
    -1 agagagaga
548.1100MKOTS3::JMARTINMadison...5'2'' 95 lbs.Mon Mar 04 1996 16:391
    Prime number with two zeros after it snarf!
548.1101BUSY::SLABOUNTYDon't like my p_n? 1-800-328-7448Mon Mar 04 1996 17:003
    
    	Binary unluckily-numbered reply?
    
548.1102Winter, please go awayTROOA::TEMPLETONSomedays are golden...and then:-)Tue Mar 05 1996 01:0313
    To-night, snow, high winds, white outs.
    
    
    To-morrow morning, freezing rain.
    
    
    To-morrow afternoon, rain
    
    
    I agree with you Deb.
    
    
    joan
548.1103POLAR::RICHARDSONWalloping Web Snappers!Tue Mar 05 1996 01:542
    In 4 months, you'll all be complaining about the heat. Except for me. I
    never complain about the heat. Never, never, never.
548.1104with fervorHBAHBA::HAASfloor,chair,couch,bedTue Mar 05 1996 12:589
Wail, I like my cold things cold and my hot things hot.

Ideally, I'd have a winter house in the north and a summer one in the
south. I ain't figgered exactly where the north one will be but I've
narrowed summer down to Cayman of Abaco.

Course, I'm counting on winning the lott'ry.

TTom
548.1105BUSY::SLABOUNTYDon't like my p_n? 1-800-328-7448Tue Mar 05 1996 17:357
    
    	Glenn, it's not the heat, it's the humidity.
    
    
    	It was REALLY snowing this morning.  And I'd rather not know
    	what it was like in Texas, thank you.
    
548.1106SCASS1::BARBER_ASmelly cat, it's not your faultTue Mar 05 1996 18:101
    8)  Okay, then.
548.1107SCASS1::SODERSTROMBring on the CompetitionTue Mar 05 1996 18:531
    Then let me tell you, it's 82 right now.
548.1108BUSY::SLABOUNTYDon't like my p_n? 1-800-328-7448Tue Mar 05 1996 19:008
    
    	Dean, quiet down.
    
    	I'd laugh if they extradited you to Uxbridge for unpaid parking
    	tickets or something trivial like that.
    
    	8^)
    
548.1109CNTROL::JENNISONJoin me in glad adorationTue Mar 05 1996 19:365
    
    	As far as I can tell, it's not precipitating here in Hudson, MA
    	at the moment.
    
    	
548.1110BIGQ::SILVABenevolent 'pedagogues' of humanityTue Mar 05 1996 19:392
<---but you can see the little rain droplets in the snow. so at least it's warm
    enough that if it did percipitate, it would be rain. 
548.1111CONSLT::MCBRIDEKeep hands &amp; feet inside ride at all timesTue Mar 05 1996 19:431
    Precipitate hth.
548.1112BUSY::SLABOUNTYDon't like my p_n? 1-800-328-7448Tue Mar 05 1996 19:446
    
    	So if there were snow flakes in the puddles, it'd be cold enough
    	that if it did precipitate, it'd be snow?
    
    	It was raining for awhile here in Marlboro.
    
548.1113BIGHOG::PERCIVALI'm the NRA,USPSA/IPSC,NROI-ROWed Mar 06 1996 06:5312
  <<< Note 548.1105 by BUSY::SLABOUNTY "Don't like my p_n? 1-800-328-7448" >>>

    
>    	It was REALLY snowing this morning.  And I'd rather not know
>    	what it was like in Texas, thank you.
    
	How about what it's like in Singapore? Lows at night are running in
	high 70s, during the day it's getting up into the high 90s.

	;-)

Jim
548.1114CSC32::M_EVANSIt doesn't get better than......Wed Mar 06 1996 11:3416
    First really greasy roads of the winter season in CO.  About 4 inches
    of wet snow over 1/4 inch of ice.  The city plows, in their infinite
    wisdom, have plowed down to the ice in places and not sanded.  I am
    glad that I drove in before amature hours starts.  while it is
    entertaining to watch people learn to drive on snow and ice, I don't
    like being out there with them while they learn.  This town even
    flumoxes people who learned to drive in snowy conditions elsewhere, as
    we have less than 1/2 th plows needed for a twon of 100K, and the metro
    area is about 350K now, the theory of the road crews seems to be that
    if it is snowy you should just stay home, and sand is something to be
    doled out by the teaspoonful at corners, as it is a preceiouus
    substance.
    
    However, the fire danger should be sharply reduced by this storm.\
    
    meg
548.1115BUSY::SLABOUNTYDon't like my p_n? 1-800-328-7448Wed Mar 06 1996 13:2011
    
    	We got snow and rain yesterday, then the temperature dropped to
    	about 20 overnight and everything froze.  Well, I say everything,
    	but for some reason the roads didn't freeze ... or they weren't
    	frozen when I left at 8:30 this morning.  The cars were covered
    	in ice.
    
    	The only icy pavement I encountered this morning was Results
    	Way, the road leading up to MRO1/2 and Fidelity.  A sheet of ice
    	all the way up.
    
548.1116DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Wed Mar 06 1996 13:2410
    
    
    	Blah......  I repeat.......  BLAH!!
    
    
    	They sanded the heck out the road leading to ZKO.  The rest
    	of the roads were pretty good coming in to work this morning.
    	I'm worried about 10:30 tonite when I get out of school and
    	the freezing rain/sleet mess is coming down.
    
548.1117ACISS2::LEECHDia do bheatha.Wed Mar 06 1996 13:478
    I'm tired of winter.  It was nice (but wet) yesterday, now the high
    today is 40ish, and the low tonight of 30 is the high for tomorrow.  It
    gets worse from there.  Ick.  I repeat:  ICK!
    
    Cold, snowy tonight and tomorrow.  I repeat again:  ICK!!!  Currently,
    it's raining (ick).
    
    Winter just *will not* go away.  Bluuuurgh.
548.1118POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of The Counter KingWed Mar 06 1996 13:518
    
    I'm so cold 8^(.  And I'm wearing a blazer.  Everyone else looks
    comfortable except for me.
    
    I should have brought a sweater also 8^/.
    
    I'm not a happy camper today.
    
548.1119NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Wed Mar 06 1996 13:561
Deb, winter camping is rough.
548.1120POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of The Counter KingWed Mar 06 1996 14:003
    
    I'm going to build a campfire in my cube soon.
    
548.1121NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Wed Mar 06 1996 14:212
Be careful if you burn excess equipment.  Remove the picture tube from the
VT100s before you throw them on the fire.
548.1122just shoot 'emHBAHBA::HAASfloor,chair,couch,bedWed Mar 06 1996 14:210
548.1123BIGQ::SILVABenevolent 'pedagogues' of humanityWed Mar 06 1996 14:3112
| <<< Note 548.1118 by POWDML::HANGGELI "Little Chamber of The Counter King" >>>


| I'm so cold 8^(.  And I'm wearing a blazer.  

	No wonder you're cold. Next time wear an Explorer. :-)

	Btw, I'm wearing my Tick T-shirt. I'm quite warm.


Glen

548.1124yeah, Deb, be a TrooperHBAHBA::HAASfloor,chair,couch,bedWed Mar 06 1996 14:360
548.1125NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Wed Mar 06 1996 14:361
Careful, Glen.  You could get Lyme disease.
548.1126BIGQ::SILVABenevolent 'pedagogues' of humanityWed Mar 06 1996 14:373
                                      

	Villain! Stop your EVIL ways!
548.1127CONSLT::MCBRIDEKeep hands &amp; feet inside ride at all timesThu Mar 07 1996 14:172
    Heard on the radio that we can expect up to 15" from this next storm
    today/tonight.  
548.1128we need new expressions for this stuffGAAS::BRAUCHERWelcome to ParadiseThu Mar 07 1996 14:185
    
      It's started here - seems to br rain with a grainy consistency.
     Sort of mushy sleet.
    
      bb
548.1129BUSY::SLABOUNTYDon't like my p_n? 1-800-328-7448Thu Mar 07 1996 14:216
    
    	Brian, is this the start of it, or is this the end of the last
    	storm?
    
    	And when will this 15" storm end?
    
548.1130CONSLT::MCBRIDEKeep hands &amp; feet inside ride at all timesThu Mar 07 1996 14:211
    Sky ca-ca.  
548.1131CONSLT::MCBRIDEKeep hands &amp; feet inside ride at all timesThu Mar 07 1996 14:256
    It's the start Shawn.  A new series of systems were converging with the
    meteorlogical event horizon predicted to be right above Uxbridge, MA. 
    You are doomed.  
    
    Seriously, it's the beginning of the next major precipitation. 
    Supposed to last through tomorrow.  
548.1132ROWLET::AINSLEYLess than 150 kts. is TOO slow!Thu Mar 07 1996 14:348
    Good. Get it out of its system before I get there!
    
    We are supposed to have rather chilly weather (it was 24 with a wind
    chill of -7 this morning) until Monday, when it will go back up into
    the 70's.  The pattern is repeating itself.  If so, y'all can look
    forward to 40's and 50's with rain, next week.
    
    Bob
548.1133MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Thu Mar 07 1996 14:532
It's global worming that's responsible, I tell you.

548.1134NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Thu Mar 07 1996 14:581
Jack, what do you think of physician-assisted vermicide?
548.1135LANDO::OLIVER_Btools are our friendsThu Mar 07 1996 14:581
    good gawd, hope i can fly outta logan on sunday.  
548.1136ROWLET::AINSLEYLess than 150 kts. is TOO slow!Thu Mar 07 1996 15:056
    Lucky you.  I've got to fly INTO Logan on Sunday:-(
    
    I like the people I've met there, but the weather at this time of year
    sucks big time.
    
    Bob
548.1137POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of The Counter KingFri Mar 08 1996 00:0115
    
    When I got home 4:30ish (they sprung us early) there wuz about 8"
    inches of new snow at my house.
    
    I just looked out a few minutes ago and there appears to be another 4"
    or so on top of that.
    
    Bluuuuurrrrrrggggggghhhhhh!
    
    Thank goodness for 4WD.  I'm just going to drive over the whole mess
    tomorrow.  I'm done with shoveling, and I haven't found a flame thrower
    yet.
    
    
                                                            
548.1138BIGQ::SILVABenevolent 'pedagogues' of humanityFri Mar 08 1996 00:058
| <<< Note 548.1137 by POWDML::HANGGELI "Little Chamber of The Counter King" >>>


| I'm done with shoveling, and I haven't found a flame thrower yet.


	FINE! DON'T INVITE ME OVER! Hmmmphhh!

548.1139POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of The Counter KingFri Mar 08 1996 00:096
    
    Oh, that's right - I forgot you were on the softball team 8^).
    
    And I still have some squash in my freezer that belongs to you 8^)).
    
    
548.1140COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertFri Mar 08 1996 00:106
It's supposed to snow continuously from now through some time late
tomorrow.

Any early bets on which DEC facilities will officially close?

/john
548.1141ENOUGH!!!!MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Fri Mar 08 1996 00:319
TTH:

    This is NOT going to be a good mud season upcoming. As of ten days ago
    when the ground was 50% (or more) bare and the frost was beginning to 
    leave the earth, I had hopes, but no more, with at least (as of now)
    another 15 inches to deal with.

-19 deg. F and still snowing like hell in Mont Vernon

548.1142POLAR::RICHARDSONAlrighty, bye bye then.Fri Mar 08 1996 00:361
    No snow up here. In Canada. The Great White North.
548.1143GIDDAY::BURTDPD (tm)Fri Mar 08 1996 00:385
No snow here either.

Amazing, isn't it?

\C
548.1144POLAR::RICHARDSONAlrighty, bye bye then.Fri Mar 08 1996 00:421
    I'm telling you, Australia and Canada are very similar!
548.1145:-)USAT05::HALLRGod loves even you!Fri Mar 08 1996 05:294
    Starting to snow here and the winds have picked up and the WC is well
    below 0, although my friend Jack has really got it tuff in
    comparision...Jack, just put another log on the fire, fry up another
    canful of spam, and watch it from inside.
548.1146TKTVFS::NEMOTOno facts; only interpretationsFri Mar 08 1996 07:274
No snow here Japan, er.. Tokyo, either.  Little rain is causing a shortage
of water supply.  Perhaps we soon have to buy a mountain of water bottles 
from the US that might help the trade inbalance.
548.1147BIGQ::SILVABenevolent 'pedagogues' of humanityFri Mar 08 1996 09:1512
| <<< Note 548.1139 by POWDML::HANGGELI "Little Chamber of The Counter King" >>>


| Oh, that's right - I forgot you were on the softball team 8^).

	And da Flames are a throwin....

| And I still have some squash in my freezer that belongs to you 8^)).

	You know, I was going to add that, but wasn't sure if you would have
remembered. I mean, I didn't even remember to take it on that day! :-)

548.1148BIGQ::SILVABenevolent 'pedagogues' of humanityFri Mar 08 1996 09:165
| <<< Note 548.1142 by POLAR::RICHARDSON "Alrighty, bye bye then." >>>

| No snow up here. In Canada. The Great White North.

	Glenn, is Canada the home of the KKK?
548.1149BIGQ::SILVABenevolent 'pedagogues' of humanityFri Mar 08 1996 09:175
| <<< Note 548.1144 by POLAR::RICHARDSON "Alrighty, bye bye then." >>>

| I'm telling you, Australia and Canada are very similar!

	You mean besides the stolen accents from other countries? :-)
548.1150POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of The Counter KingFri Mar 08 1996 12:0017
    
    There was just about a foot of new snow in my driveway this morning.
    
    I shoveled the steps outside of the kitchen, down to the concrete
    apron, and a little path out to my car.
    
    I brushed off my car.
    
    I put my car in 4WD and I drove over all the rest of the new snow.
    
    I am NOT shoveling the driveway any more.  I am done with winter.  It's 
    almost spring.
    
    I, frankly, am in deep denial.
    
    
                                                             
548.1151CSC32::M_EVANSIt doesn't get better than......Fri Mar 08 1996 12:046
    1/2 inch of dry-fluffy stuff and it is cold outside.  However the temps
    are expected to be back into the high 50's by the end of the weekend. 
    If I didn't have to pick my mother up from the hospital today (with any
    luck) I would be revelling in this weather and begging for more snow.  
    
    meg
548.1152BIGQ::SILVABenevolent 'pedagogues' of humanityFri Mar 08 1996 12:1518
| <<< Note 548.1150 by POWDML::HANGGELI "Little Chamber of The Counter King" >>>


| I shoveled the steps outside of the kitchen, down to the concrete
| apron, and a little path out to my car.

	At least we FINALLY know who wears the apron in that family! The
concrete!

| I brushed off my car.

	Don't you think it's cruel to give your car the brush off?

| I, frankly, am in deep denial.

	And in deep snow with about a foot of the new stuff.....


548.1153CNTROL::JENNISONJoin me in glad adorationFri Mar 08 1996 12:3916
    
    	My daughter's preschool had a delayed opening this morning.
    
    	What a pain!  The roads were plenty clear, the kids are
    	transported by their parents, and we have to pay whether
    	they are open or closed!  With opening scheduled at
    	10:30 (and a message asking us to "please call before	
    	then to see if weather conditions have caused further delays"),
    	I ended up bringing her to the babysitter.   Nah, we
    	couldn't use that extra $25.
    
    	(Let it be known that I don't mind the snow - it's kinda fun.  I
    	just don't like having to pay for a service that I'm not
    	receiving.)
    
    
548.1154ACISS2::LEECHDia do bheatha.Fri Mar 08 1996 13:1118
    Cold here.  It nearing spring, it shouldn't be 10F, with a wind-chill
    well below zero.  This sucks. 
    
    The highs over the next few days will be below freezing, the lows in
    the single digits to teens.  Here comes another three-digit electric
    bill.  <insert various grumbling noises and curses>
    
    So far, old man winter and his groudhog buddy are nowhere to be found. 
    But their days are numbered...yes, they will soon feel the  hot 
    grasp of death that they so desperately deserve.  [melodramatic, no?  8^)]
    
    Oh well, it gives me something to complain about.  8^)
    
    Things could be worse, we could have a foot of snow on the ground. 
    That would make me extremely unhappy, it would.
    
    
    -steve
548.1155the new champeen - 96GAAS::BRAUCHERWelcome to ParadiseFri Mar 08 1996 13:264
    
      This is now a record winter snowfall in Boston.  About 100 inches.
    
      bb
548.1156COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertFri Mar 08 1996 16:424
And it's not over yet; last year (the previous record year) March was the
snowiest month.

/john
548.1157WAHOO::LEVESQUEthe dangerous typeFri Mar 08 1996 16:421
    The previous record year was 93/94.
548.1159CNTROL::JENNISONJoin me in glad adorationFri Mar 08 1996 17:004
    
    	Bzzzt.  Previous record was Winter '93-'94
    
    
548.1160BUSY::SLABOUNTYDon't like my p_n? 1-800-328-7448Fri Mar 08 1996 17:0413
    
    	Yeah, we got hardly anything in 94/95.
    
    	I know because I didn't drive the Duster too often ... 4,300
    	miles from August-August.  I was able to drive the VW almost
    	all the time until January, and the Supra almost all the time
    	after that.
    
    	I've driven the Duster for the past 3 days straight ... it's
    	blown my target average this week for sure.  150 miles is the
    	max I like to drive it [7,500/year], and I'm already at 200+
    	this week.
    
548.1161SCASS1::BARBER_AGet back in the bag!Fri Mar 08 1996 17:241
    Snow.  What's that??
548.1162BUSY::SLABOUNTYDon't like my p_n? 1-800-328-7448Fri Mar 08 1996 17:294
    
    	It's the white substance that DOESN'T equate to "having a good
    	time".
    
548.1163SCASS1::BARBER_AGet back in the bag!Fri Mar 08 1996 17:331
    Oh, lucky me!
548.1164COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertFri Mar 08 1996 19:3612
I need someone to shovel out my walkways.

Driveway gets done by a plowing contractor.

I usually do the walkways (usually takes about 45 minutes with this
much snow, including the mailbox area), but I'm not going to risk a
slowing of my recovery from what ails me by working out in the show.

Where does one get a teenager willing to do a little work for about
$10 bucks?

/john
548.1165don't deny it, live it upCOOKIE::MUNNSdaveFri Mar 08 1996 20:1212
    I found a way to not feel so cold and miserable this winter.  I have
    been biking to work every day and for some reason, working up a healthy
    sweat counteracts the snow, ice, clouds, wind, mud, ....  I just get 
    used to wiping out on ice patches, running through snow drifts, getting
    coated in mud.  The washing machine is getting a little more of a workout
    too.
    
    Colorado Springs is not getting their usual snow amounts this year but the
    biggies - March & April are not over yet.
    
    I suppose you pilgrims in the north east could XC ski with the 
    accumulating snow.
548.1166MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Fri Mar 08 1996 20:126
re:        <<< Note 548.1141 by MOLAR::DELBALSO "I (spade) my (dogface)" >>>
>        -19 deg. F and still snowing like hell in Mont Vernon
	 ^
Um, that_| was just supposed to be extraneous punctuation, not a minus sign.


548.1167By the time I get to Phoenix you'll still be shovling ;-)DECLNE::REESEMy REALITY check bouncedFri Mar 08 1996 23:104
    Thanks folks, ya'll are making my DEC-SALE withdrawal symptoms a
    tad more tolerable ;-)
    
    
548.1168POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of French HeatersSat Mar 09 1996 03:019
    
    When I got home from rehearsal the town plows had filled in the end of
    my driveway with a waist high wall of solid chunky snow 8^p.
    
    I couldn't even 4WD over it.  Got stuck 8^p and had to shovel myself
    out, back into the road, and shovel it all away.
    
    Bluuurrrgh, uuuuuugh, barf, ick, 8^(, 8^/, 8^p.
    
548.1169USAT02::HALLRGod loves even you!Sat Mar 09 1996 18:168
    
    
    I'll shovel for you Deb, it'll cost ya though..... :')
    
    signed,
    
    and old friend
    
548.1170COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertSat Mar 09 1996 20:147
We left a note for the paperboy, and he called up and has shovelled the walk.

Might use him again in the future.

Ten SuzyB's he earned.

/john
548.1171USAT02::HALLRGod loves even you!Sat Mar 09 1996 20:166
    .1169
    
    Who was that using my account..."an old friend"...can only be one fat
    ild faht I know...
    
    Ron
548.1172GENRAL::RALSTONFugitive from the law of averagesMon Mar 11 1996 14:253
70 yesterday, close to 70 today in Colorado. 

Is winter over?     RIGHT!!!
548.1173spring sprungGAAS::BRAUCHERWelcome to ParadiseWed Mar 20 1996 12:034
    
      It's over !
    
      bb
548.1174MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Sat Mar 23 1996 12:034
No it ain't.

It's 29.8 deg. F and it's snowing.

548.1175GIDDAY::BURTDPD (tm)Sun Mar 24 1996 22:404
Nearly managed to get sunburned on the w/end.
It's still warm enough to swim in an unheated pool.

\C
548.1176ACIS04::LEECHDia do bheatha.Mon Mar 25 1996 11:365
    After a beeeaaaautiful day yesterday, we now have wind and storm
    warnings.  Not only that, but it will go from 60 F this morning to 22 F
    tonight.  Ick.
    
    Winter will NOT go away, and I find this most aggrivating.
548.1177WAHOO::LEVESQUEcontents under pressureMon Mar 25 1996 11:381
    aggravating
548.1178ACIS04::LEECHDia do bheatha.Mon Mar 25 1996 12:241
    <--- yeah, that too...
548.1179ACISS1::BATTISA few cards short of a full deckMon Mar 25 1996 13:133
    
    well we wind gusts up to 50 mph today. plus it is 38 and falling to
    10 by tonight. I agree with Steve, it is not spring yet.
548.1180DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Mon Mar 25 1996 14:085
    
    
    	Today is gorgeous.  But it's gonna be back down in the 40's	
    	by Wednesday.  blah.
    
548.118143GMC::KEITHDr. DeuceMon Mar 25 1996 15:501
    I took the chains and plow off of my plow truck. It must be spring...
548.1182what'll ya call it now?HBAHBA::HAASfloor,chair,couch,bedMon Mar 25 1996 15:510
548.1183BUSY::SLABOUNTYShe never told me she was a mimeMon Mar 25 1996 15:535
    
    	RE: .1181
    
    	No, it must be time for it to snow again.  8^)
    
548.1184CSC32::M_EVANSIt doesn't get better than......Mon Mar 25 1996 17:031
    springtime in CO Springs generally means snow, snow and more snow.  
548.1185GIDDAY::BURTDPD (tm)Tue Mar 26 1996 00:024
It's been in the mid 20s for nearly a fortnight now.  Sydney seems to have 
found its lost summer.
Autumn is normally pretty nice, but this is lovely!

548.1186ACISS2::LEECHDia do bheatha.Tue Mar 26 1996 12:341
    Mid 20's?  Heck, it IS warm there.  It's only in the low 20's here (F).
548.1187Uphill... both ways!!!SOLVIT::KRAWIECKItumble to remove burrsTue Mar 26 1996 12:431
    
548.1188...in six feet of snow...ACISS2::LEECHDia do bheatha.Tue Mar 26 1996 13:371
    
548.1189EST::RANDOLPHTom R. N1OOQWed Mar 27 1996 18:502
Picked up a tick on my luchtime walk... fugly little critters.
Winter is definitely over.
548.1190ACISS1::BATTISA few cards short of a full deckWed Mar 27 1996 19:012
    
    <-- but, but they make such good pets. paper trained and all.
548.1191ACISS2::LEECHDia do bheatha.Wed Mar 27 1996 19:049
    <--- No, Winter is still very much here (as the 20 F temp this morning
    told me, along with the 15 MPH wind), the tick was likely fooled by the
    calendar...he will be dead in the next hard freeze.  We are due at
    least one more freeze before Spring finally gets here.
    
    But you are right, they are fugly little critters.  If you're lucky,
    most of them were fooled by the calendar; that way, a whole bunch can
    be killed in the next hard freeze, leaving that many fewer to bug you
    when Spring gets here.
548.1192MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Wed Mar 27 1996 19:464
Although, when you've got darn near an infinite number of the little
critters, even if millions of them freeze their fugly tushes off, you'll
still have darn near an infinite number of them.

548.1193BIGQ::SILVAMr. LogoWed Mar 27 1996 20:015

	I saw one of those wooly mamoth catapilla's last night.....walking
across the floor of the HLO1/2 tunnel. I think it came in from the broken but
plastic taped glass in the tunnel.
548.1194BSS::PROCTOR_RUnmarried Childless Head of HouseholdWed Mar 27 1996 22:576
    >     <<< Note 548.1189 by EST::RANDOLPH "Tom R. N1OOQ" >>>
    
    > Picked up a tick on my luchtime walk...
    
    was it the offer of $50 or the dinner and a movie that won the tick's
    heart?
548.1195BIGQ::SILVAMr. LogoWed Mar 27 1996 23:205
| <<< Note 548.1189 by EST::RANDOLPH "Tom R. N1OOQ" >>>

| Picked up a tick on my luchtime walk... fugly little critters.

	Little? The Tick is HUGE, and blue, and strong, but not too smart.
548.1196MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Thu Mar 28 1996 00:055
> The Tick is HUGE, and blue, and strong, but not too smart.

Hey! What is that, anyway? That sounds like this thing that Taco Bell
is promoting. Where's it come from?

548.1197SCASS1::BARBER_Anod nod bang flip twirl twirlThu Mar 28 1996 00:242
    It's a cartoon too I believe.  There's some big hoopla going on over
    this Tick guy...
548.1198DOH!POWDML::BUCKLEYThu Mar 28 1996 11:149
RE: .1189
    
>Picked up a tick on my luchtime walk... fugly little critters.
>Winter is definitely over.
    
    Silly me ... I read the above as "Picked up a trick on my lunchtime 
    walk..."  Then said, "hey, that note wasn't written by glen silva?!"
    
    8^)
548.1199ACISS2::LEECHDia do bheatha.Thu Mar 28 1996 11:475
    The Tick (tm) is a comic book character turned cartoon star.  FWIW, the
    cartoon does a good job of transfering the comic-book persona to
    cartoon.  
    
    Beware the ninja hedge!
548.1200POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of Full Body FrisksThu Mar 28 1996 11:483
    
    The radio guy said to expect snow tonight 8^p.
    
548.1201POWDML::BUCKLEYThu Mar 28 1996 11:541
    -1 mizzed a snarf!
548.1202POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of Full Body FrisksThu Mar 28 1996 11:593
    
    I just didn't crow about it 8^).
    
548.1203another opportunity by the waysideWAHOO::LEVESQUEcontents under pressureThu Mar 28 1996 12:503
    > -1 mizzed a snarf!
    
     That's on par with "missing" an opportunity to announce flatulence.
548.1204BIGQ::SILVAMr. LogoThu Mar 28 1996 15:3240
	The Tick is definitely the funniest parody around. They definitely go
after the major super heros. 

American Maid:  She is a parody on Wonder Woman. Where WW would throw her
	        tiara, AM throws her shoes! In one episode everyone was in
	        horror because she had to throw both of them once!

Deflator Mouse: This is a parody on Batman. This guy is built like Batman, has
		a costume like batman, but is pretty much scared of battle. He
		likes to think himself as a womanizer. 

Sewer Erchant:  Not sure if there is a super hero parody for this one, but he 
		talks just like the Rainman....oh yeah, oh yeah...not good.....


	Then there are a few lesser known ones like the fantastic 4, etc....

	The Tick's sidekick is a moth. His name is Auther. He is kind of pugy,
and not much of a fighter. He lets the Tick live in his apartment for free. 


	The funniest thing I ever heard on it was when this flower dude was
talking to his two assistance about a job he wanted done. The assistance were
female bees. The flower dude said:

	You girls will go.......

The bees said:

	bzzzzwomen..... 


	And the time this other kid transformed the Tick into a two headed
small bird who could only speak high school french! 

	I guess if you don't expect it, it's very funny. :-)



Glen
548.1205MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Fri Mar 29 1996 08:326
TTLT:

    Nary a snowflake.

    So far, at least.

548.1206WMOIS::GIROUARD_CFri Mar 29 1996 08:461
    i say let's embalm the Winter of '95/'96 and get on with Spring!
548.1207TROOA::BUTKOVICHI am NOT a wind stealer!Thu Apr 04 1996 21:228
    It has been snowing constantly for the past two days and the ground is
    completely covered in white crap AGAIN!
    
    I, for one, would welcome the green house effect to take place any time
    now!
    
    I don't think my Aussie visitors (arriving next Sat) are going to be
    too thrilled. =B-(
548.1208POLAR::RICHARDSONAlrighty, bye bye then.Thu Apr 04 1996 21:272
    Many scientists believe that global warming will be the cause of the
    next ice age.
548.1209TROOA::BUTKOVICHI am NOT a wind stealer!Thu Apr 04 1996 21:321
   <---  I guess they were right!
548.1210POLAR::RICHARDSONAlrighty, bye bye then.Thu Apr 04 1996 21:331
    If they are, we won't be able to live here.
548.1211MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Fri Apr 05 1996 02:405
That's a real bummer, Chris.

(BTW, I finished using up the last of that roll of film I had in Toronto
 at the &y bash this evening.)

548.1212ACISS2::LEECHextremistFri Apr 05 1996 12:268
    It's snowing here today...that makes two days this week it has snowed. 
    The highs for the weekend are in the low 40's.  Gotta love spring...at
    least when it finally gets here.
    
    I told everyone that spring wouldn't arrive for a couple more weeks,
    that was two weeks ago.  Unfortunately, even I underestimated the 
    stubborness of old-man winter, who is now over two weeks late in
    leaving.
548.1213ACISS1::BATTISChicago Bulls-1996 world champsFri Apr 05 1996 12:364
    
    _Lucky_ Jack, could I possibly persuade you, bribe you, etc.. to make
    an extra copy for me on the toronto bash?? It seems mz_debra's photo's
    had an accident, and I was looking forward to seeing them.
548.1214ACISS2::LEECHextremistFri Apr 05 1996 12:512
    I wouldn't mind a copy of a few photos, myself.  It would be nice to
    put a face to some names.  I'm willing to bribe, as well.  8^) 
548.1215TROOA::BUTKOVICHI am NOT a wind stealer!Fri Apr 05 1996 17:256
    me too, me too!  I was too busy to take pictures and keep forgetting to
    ask !Joan if he had a camera that night.
    
    Merci buckets,
    
    Chris
548.1216ACISS1::BATTISChicago Bulls-1996 world champsFri Apr 05 1996 18:553
    
    you know, if it wasn't for lucky jack, i might never see what my fellow
    canadien boxers look like. listening, deb?
548.1217POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of Full Body FrisksFri Apr 05 1996 19:006
    
    Hey, I thought I was your hero 8^)!
    
    You can see Glenn at http://www.zk3.dec.com/~binder/soapbox/glenn.html
    .
    
548.1218BIGQ::SILVAMr. LogoFri Apr 05 1996 19:224

	But unfortunately you only get to see no personality that way.... but
at least you get to see how cute he is. 
548.1219ACISS1::BATTISChicago Bulls-1996 world champsFri Apr 05 1996 20:294
    
    sorry glen, i'm more into the mz-debra's than the glenns. oh, i do
    not have access to the internet. we are the step children of MCS, and
    as such, don't count.
548.1220BIGQ::SILVAMr. LogoFri Apr 05 1996 20:317

	One doesn't have to be "into" Glenn to admire his good looks. I mean,
I'm not "into" Mz_Deb, but I find her very beautiful. 


Glen
548.1221MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Fri Apr 05 1996 21:144
Should the photographs turn out well, I shall scan them on my fine machine at
home and submit blotch-free images on diskette to Mr. Binder for linking into
the Soapbox homepage.

548.1222MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Sun Apr 07 1996 11:233
TTHT:
	It's snowing _again_!

548.1223POLAR::RICHARDSONAlrighty, bye bye then.Sun Apr 07 1996 15:151
    Not here, in the great white north.
548.1224BIGQ::SILVAMr. LogoSun Apr 07 1996 19:065
| <<< Note 548.1223 by POLAR::RICHARDSON "Alrighty, bye bye then." >>>

| Not here, in the great white north.

	Is Canada prejudiced?
548.1225POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of Full Body FrisksSun Apr 07 1996 23:233
    
    It's flippin' snowing here, too 8^p.
    
548.1226SUBPAC::SADINFreedom isn't free.Sun Apr 07 1996 23:293
    
    
    	let it snow let it snow let it snow....:)
548.1227POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of Full Body FrisksMon Apr 08 1996 00:294
    
    <---- SHADDAP YOU!
    
    
548.1228Spring, what's that?TROOA::TEMPLETONOneortheotherMon Apr 08 1996 00:3812
    It snowed all day here, it looks like a Christmas card out there,
    again.
    
    
    
    Don't worry Glenn, you are going to get it, it's moving in you
    direction :-)
    
    With any luck, we might go all the way up to 50F by thursday. 
    
    
    joan
548.1229CSLALL::HENDERSONIt is finishedMon Apr 08 1996 00:545



 It's beginning to look a lot like  Christmas...
548.1230MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Mon Apr 08 1996 10:338
Eeeeeeeuuuuuuuw.

It's really ugly out there this AM.

About 6 inches of heavy wet junk.

I'm with Deb - I ain't shovelin'.

548.1231WMOIS::GIROUARD_CMon Apr 08 1996 10:331
    it's baaaaaaaack...
548.1232ALPHAZ::HARNEYJohn A HarneyMon Apr 08 1996 10:575
    My mother called yesterday, and told me she heard we were getting
    a visit from the Nor'Easter Bunny.  Funny lady.  Ha Ha.

    \john
548.1233WAHOO::LEVESQUEput the opening in backMon Apr 08 1996 11:072
    They say another 2-4" of accumulation are expected between now and
    wednesday. What crappy weather. Send it back to Cincinnatti.
548.1234SUBPAC::SADINFreedom isn't free.Mon Apr 08 1996 11:116
    
    	I had 6" of snow in the driveway this morning. The ol' Escort just
    chugged on through...:*)
    
    
    jim
548.1235ACISS2::LEECHextremistMon Apr 08 1996 12:1916
    .1233
    
    I TOLD you... I WARNED you, but would you listen?  Nooo, you said it
    was spring.  8^)
    
    The good news is that by Thursday, it is supposed to warm up (HA! I've
    heard that one before) here in the Ohio Valley, but not before it snows
    today and probably tomorrow.  At least no accumulation is expected.
    
    You folk out east can expect lows in the teens/low 20's tonight (we
    were down to 19 Sat. night), and lows in the 20's tomorrow, if our
    weather continues to make its way east.
    
    Admit it, folks, I was right!  It is NOT spring...no, not at all.  Lows
    in the 20's and highs in the low 40's sounds like winter to me. 
    Everyone jumped the gun with that 'spring' topic...yup.
548.1236Winter.....GO AWAYTROOA::TEMPLETONOneortheotherMon Apr 08 1996 12:275
    It was 10F here this morning but at least the sun is shining.
    
    
    
    joan
548.1237Ask Algore about global warming...CSSREG::BROWNCommon Sense Isn'tMon Apr 08 1996 12:381
    Must be all that global warming, that brings us this endless sn*w...
548.1238;')POWDML::BUCKLEYMon Apr 08 1996 12:521
    I blame this snow on JJ!
548.1239BIGQ::SILVAMr. LogoMon Apr 08 1996 12:553

	I don't think JJ uses Aquanet......
548.1240DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Mon Apr 08 1996 13:569
    
    
    	Yer right I don't.  =)
    
    	And Buck...... there's no *way* this is my fault.  I *hate*
    	snow......... one more winter like this and I'm packing everything
    	up and moving to AZ.
    
    
548.1241BUSY::SLABOUNTYFUBARMon Apr 08 1996 14:236
    
    	We got 6-7" in Uxbridge, and WAAF says we might get another 6"
    	Tuesday/Wednesday.
    
    	Yuck.
    
548.1242CSLALL::HENDERSONIt is finishedMon Apr 08 1996 14:323

 "walking in a winter wonderland..."
548.1243SUBPAC::SADINFreedom isn't free.Mon Apr 08 1996 14:335
    
    
    	"sleigh bells ring, are you listenin'?"
    
    
548.1244MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Mon Apr 08 1996 14:374
> "walking in a winter wonderland..."

Di still has that good parking space, Jim?

548.1245when we finally say goodnight...POWDML::BUCKLEYMon Apr 08 1996 15:001
    Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow...
548.1246SUBPAC::SADINFreedom isn't free.Mon Apr 08 1996 15:045
    
    
    	re: .1244
    
    	:*)
548.1247CSLALL::HENDERSONIt is finishedMon Apr 08 1996 15:2413
>> "walking in a winter wonderland..."

>Di still has that good parking space, Jim?



 I believe that with the onset of spring, di has to walk like the rest of
us common folk.



Jim
548.1248WAHOO::LEVESQUEput the opening in backMon Apr 08 1996 15:311
    That'll start when, in a couple of months?
548.1249CSC32::M_EVANSIt's the foodchain, stupidMon Apr 08 1996 16:145
    Spring is definitely here in Colorado.  Snow and 25 F one day 75 F the
    next.  After the gardens get tilled (today hopefully) rain or more snow
    would really be a welcome addition for a few days.
    
    meg
548.1250COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertTue Apr 09 1996 04:4013
What?

And I didn't tell my plowman that I was out of town.

And I'm supposed to fly back to Boston on Valujet Wednesday night.

Into a snowstorm?  Arriving after 10pm?  Wash my clothes and then fly
out at 9:30 the next morning to Europe (with a two hour check-in
requirement)?

Is this for real?  My father dies but _I_ go to hell.

/john
548.1251SCASS1::EDITEX::MOOREGetOuttaMyChairTue Apr 09 1996 04:476
    
    /john
    
    Tell Lucky Jack to go over there with his shovel.
    
    
548.1252ACISS1::BATTISChicago Bulls-1996 world champsTue Apr 09 1996 12:484
    
    Quit your whining about the weather people. You CHOSE to live in gawd
    awful New England, so deal with it. Chicago, on the other hand is sunny
    and 45 today. 55 tomorrow and upper 60's rest of week.
548.1253BIGQ::SILVAMr. LogoTue Apr 09 1996 12:504
548.12544470::POLAR::RICHARDSONAlrighty, bye bye then.Tue Apr 09 1996 17:171
    I neve whine about the weather people. Just the weather.
548.1255ACISS1::BATTISChicago Bulls-1996 world champsTue Apr 09 1996 18:012
    
    <---- you think I would have learned by now, but no.
548.1256BUSY::SLABOUNTYAs you wishTue Apr 09 1996 21:394
    
    	I think I speak for all of us when I say that you will most
    	probably never learn.
    
548.1257POWDML::HANGGELIHigh Maintenance HoneyWed Apr 10 1996 01:573
    
    It's snowing in Shirley as we speak.
    
548.1258MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Wed Apr 10 1996 02:036
Well, I'm going to go to bed and it will have all stopped and melted
prior to my awakening in the morning.

As a matter of fact, I'm taking off these rose colored glasses right
this moment.

548.1259POWDML::HANGGELIHigh Maintenance HoneyWed Apr 10 1996 02:074
    
    I'm just going to have another martini, and then I won't be ABLE to see
    the snow 8^).
    
548.1260GIDDAY::BURTS.I.S.Wed Apr 10 1996 02:083
How's Laverne?


548.1261COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertWed Apr 10 1996 02:156
So, is this snow supposed to stop by Wednesday evening?

Is any more predicted for Thursday evening (when the plane I'm supposed
to take Friday morning will come into Boston) or Friday morning?

/john
548.1262WELKIN::ADOERFERHi-yo Server, away!Wed Apr 10 1996 07:341
    yes. No, should be in the 50s-60s
548.1263BIGQ::SILVAMr. LogoWed Apr 10 1996 10:217
| <<< Note 548.1259 by POWDML::HANGGELI "High Maintenance Honey" >>>


| I'm just going to have another martini, and then I won't be ABLE to see
| the snow 8^).

	Has it helped the headache?
548.1264BIGQ::SILVAMr. LogoWed Apr 10 1996 10:2210
| <<< Note 548.1258 by MOLAR::DELBALSO "I (spade) my (dogface)" >>>


| As a matter of fact, I'm taking off these rose colored glasses right
| this moment.

	Jack, I destroyed mine a long time ago. I am happy to see that you
still have yours, though.

Glen
548.1265BIGQ::SILVAMr. LogoWed Apr 10 1996 10:2310
| <<< Note 548.1261 by COVERT::COVERT "John R. Covert" >>>

| So, is this snow supposed to stop by Wednesday evening?

	By noontime today, I believe.

| Is any more predicted for Thursday evening (when the plane I'm supposed
| to take Friday morning will come into Boston) or Friday morning?

	Sunny and warm(er).
548.1266At least we have pow...MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Wed Apr 10 1996 10:334
At least a fresh foot of that crap out there this AM.

This is depressing as all hell.

548.1267WMOIS::GIROUARD_CWed Apr 10 1996 10:394
    just a reminder Mr. Battis... whining is a Constitional right protected
    by {mumble} amendment or one of those. so leave us alone!
    
    
548.1268Flying in at 22:20 tonight, ValuJet willingCOVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertWed Apr 10 1996 11:157
>At least a fresh foot of that crap out there this AM.

Yeah, but you live on top of a mountain.

What's it like inside 495, such as in Maynard?

/john
548.1269COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertWed Apr 10 1996 11:257
BTW, snow in April is not at all uncommon in Boston...

I have my beard because of a 3-day power outage as the result of a
snowstorm the end of April (after all the leaves were out) back in
82 or 83.

/john
548.1270WAHOO::LEVESQUEbut mama, that's where the fun isWed Apr 10 1996 11:341
    There's about 6 inches on the ground in Littleton, /john.
548.1271SUBPAC::SADINFreedom isn't free.Wed Apr 10 1996 11:344
    
    	12" on the ground in Rutland. 
    
    
548.1272How much is new and how much is left from Monday?COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertWed Apr 10 1996 11:374
>Rutland

You live in Cooksterville?

548.1273BOXORN::HAYSSome things are worth dying forWed Apr 10 1996 11:4214
RE: 548.1268 by COVERT::COVERT "John R. Covert"

About 6 inches right now in Merrimack NH.  Forecast last night was for 6-12
for everywhere except higher elevations (which might get twice as much) and
the Cape and Islands.  Supposed to stop by this afternoon.  Should have the
airport cleaned up well before 10:20PM,  not so sure about airport backlog.

Best of luck with the airlines.  


And take time to remember.


Phil
548.1274WAHOO::LEVESQUEbut mama, that's where the fun isWed Apr 10 1996 11:531
    15"+ at Wachusett Mtn. 
548.1275POWDML::HANGGELIHigh Maintenance HoneyWed Apr 10 1996 13:014
    
    I'd say Maynard/Acton has about 6".  There's about 1' in Shirley, but
    the roads are clear all the way in.
    
548.1276SUBPAC::SADINFreedom isn't free.Wed Apr 10 1996 13:148
    
    
    	re: cooksterville
    
    	I live in Rutland MA....I think 'cooksterville' is in VT...
    
    
    
548.1277CNTROL::JENNISONCrown Him with many crownsWed Apr 10 1996 13:489
    
    	Hubby guesstimated about 8 inches of new snow on the driveway
    	this morning.  He's my new hero.  He shoveled us out ;-)
    
    	Snow tapering off until it ends at noontime.  
    
    	John, I wouldn't expect coming into Boston to be a big issue
    	once the snow stops mid-day.
    
548.1278TROOA::BUTKOVICHI am NOT a wind stealer!Wed Apr 10 1996 14:505
    it's beautiful and springlike here in Toronto - you lot must be getting
    the snow we had on Sunday - and you can keep it!!
    
    Last night I took the flannel sheets off the bed and exchanged them for
    cotton - I am ever the optimist.
548.1279DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Wed Apr 10 1996 14:586
    
    
    	re: Jim
    
    	Nope.  Pete is in Rutland MA.  Yer neighbors.  =)
    
548.1280GRANPA::KBRENNANWed Apr 10 1996 15:246
    
    
    
    Must be the greenhouse effect.
    
    
548.1281MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Wed Apr 10 1996 15:462
It's still snowing heavily.

548.1282GAVEL::JANDROWi think, therefore i have a headacheWed Apr 10 1996 15:464
    
    thanks, jj...i was looking forward to correcting the cheekster.... :>:>
    
    
548.1283WAHOO::LEVESQUEbut mama, that's where the fun isWed Apr 10 1996 15:544
>It's still snowing heavily.
    
    At least the line where it changes from snow to a mix has moved from
    Jersey to Connecticut (as of 10 am local time.)
548.1284WAHOO::LEVESQUEbut mama, that's where the fun isWed Apr 10 1996 15:582
    This is the sixth consecutive month during which we experienced frozen
    crystalline precipitation. :-(
548.1285SUBPAC::SADINFreedom isn't free.Wed Apr 10 1996 15:596
    
    
    	wow, another Rutland type person around here. Scary...:)
    
    
    jim
548.1286MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Wed Apr 10 1996 16:003
Actually, it's the seventh consecutive month in Mont Vernon, Doctah - he had
some minor snow flurries in October up here.

548.1287MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Wed Apr 10 1996 16:023
And I sure hope it doesn't turn out like the spring of '87 when we had
18 inches the first week in May.

548.1288BIGHOG::PERCIVALI'm the NRA,USPSA/IPSC,NROI-ROWed Apr 10 1996 16:4810

	It would be cruel to mention that the forecast for the Springs
	today is "sunny with a high of 77 degrees".

	So I won't.

	;-)

Jim
548.1289ACISS1::BATTISChicago Bulls-1996 world champsWed Apr 10 1996 16:542
    
    sunny and 55 in chicago, 70's tomorrow and friday.
548.1290SMURF::MSCANLONa ferret on the barco-loungerWed Apr 10 1996 17:176
    It is supposed to be warm here on Friday.  I'd say there was about
    8-10" of snow on the ground in Merrimack, NH when I left this morning.
    It is still snowing in Nashua.  My snowdrops will now have the
    distinction of blooming under the snow where I cannot see them :-(
    
    
548.1291ACISS2::LEECHextremistWed Apr 10 1996 17:494
    Looks like I will finally get to migrate to the Spring topic.  It is 50
    today (maybe a tad higher) and is supposed to be 70 tomorrow.
    
    Winter is *finally* coming to a close.  Yippie!
548.1292MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Wed Apr 10 1996 17:525
Well, Steve, as an update to .1281, two hours later and it's STILL snowing
heavily here. I'm guessing we've accumulated at least another four inches
since then. I'm going to wait until it stops before I go out with the
yardstick and take the official measurement.

548.1293POWDML::HANGGELIHigh Maintenance HoneyWed Apr 10 1996 17:543
    
    Until it stops?  IF it effing stops.
    
548.1294WAHOO::LEVESQUEbut mama, that's where the fun isWed Apr 10 1996 17:583
    It's now snowing moderately in Littleton. Nowhere near the virtual
    white-out conditions of the last couple of hours, but still at a
    respectable clip.
548.1295follow the bouncing ball ?GAAS::BRAUCHERWelcome to ParadiseWed Apr 10 1996 17:594
    
      Oh the weather outside is frightful...
    
      bb
548.12968^)ACISS2::LEECHextremistWed Apr 10 1996 18:101
    And folks scoffed when I said winter is still here.  Ha.  HA HA!!
548.1297GAVEL::JANDROWi think, therefore i have a headacheWed Apr 10 1996 18:105
    
    i think you are treading on thin ice there, leechman...
    
    ;>
    
548.1298CSLALL::HENDERSONEvery knee shall bowWed Apr 10 1996 18:123

 coming down rather steadily here at DAS
548.1299WAHOO::LEVESQUEbut mama, that's where the fun isWed Apr 10 1996 18:402
    just be glad you aren't within arm's reach, Steve. You'd be hanging by
    your black belt. :-)
548.1300spring-cow snarf...ACISS2::LEECHextremistWed Apr 10 1996 18:539
    
			  (__)
                          (00)
                   /-------\/ 
                  / |     || \ 
                 *  ||W---|| Snarf. 
                    ~~    ~~  

    
548.1301BUSY::SLABOUNTYCatch you later!!Wed Apr 10 1996 18:563
    
    	About 15" in Uxbridge.
    
548.1302ACISS2::LEECHextremistWed Apr 10 1996 18:572
    Look on the bright side; it shouldn't take longer than a week to
    melt...assuming that it stops snowing eventually.  8^)
548.1303WAHOO::LEVESQUEbut mama, that's where the fun isWed Apr 10 1996 19:101
    It's stopped in Littleton.
548.1304BUSY::SLABOUNTYConsume feces and expire.Wed Apr 10 1996 19:244
    
    	It appeared to have stopped in Marlboro, but then it started
    	flurrying again.
    
548.1305MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Wed Apr 10 1996 19:568
Still snowing in Mont Vernon, though not quite as heavily as most of the
day (probably 75% of the earlier rate). I went out to measure the depth 
anyway, as the temp is up to 34 now and it's starting to compress.

16 inches out in the open.

26 inches in front of my door where the wind sweeps it off the roof.

548.1306ACISS1::BATTISChicago Bulls-1996 world champsWed Apr 10 1996 19:573
    
    no snow in chicago, just high 50's. did I tell you it's going to
    be 70 tomorrow?
548.1307CNTROL::JENNISONCrown Him with many crownsWed Apr 10 1996 20:109
    
    	Of course, it still is Spring, regardless of that white stuff
    	on the ground (and Steve Leech's protestations to the contrary).
    
    	'Course, the weather people weren't even close in their predictions
    	of a noon end to the snow.  Hey, if it's gonna keep snowing, it
    	could at least snow until evening, so I don't have to work tonight
    ;-)
    
548.1308CASDOC::HEBERTCaptain BlighWed Apr 10 1996 20:3511
I had maybe a foot of heavy, wet stuff, with slush underneath. It might
have rained at some time early this morning.

Made a mess of my lawn. The ground under the snow is no longer frozen,
and where I drove the tractor to clear the snow the tires dug up the
grass and topsoil. I do this all winter long with no problem when it's
all frozen, but the last few mild weeks allowed the topsoil to thaw.

Bummer.

Art
548.1309CONSLT::MCBRIDEIdleness, the holiday of foolsWed Apr 10 1996 20:415
    I knew this one was coming.  I called it several weeks ago when folks
    were saying how glad they were that Winter was over.  Well, now it is. 
    We will now slip into our usual pattern of gradually milder temps.  We
    can now all breathe a collective sigh of releif.  You heard it hear
    first.  
548.1310CONSLT::MCBRIDEIdleness, the holiday of foolsWed Apr 10 1996 20:411
    Er, here.
548.1311ACISS2::LEECHextremistWed Apr 10 1996 20:443
    We will have about two weeks of nice weather here (prolly wet, though),
    then the hot and humid weather starts.  Gotta love the Ohio Valley
    (not).
548.1312EDITEX::MOOREGetOuttaMyChairWed Apr 10 1996 21:047
    
    75 and gorgeous here in Dallas.
    
    AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH !
    
    HTH.
    
548.1313POLAR::RICHARDSONAlrighty, bye bye then.Wed Apr 10 1996 21:511
    No snow in Ottawa. In fact, it's almost all gone.
548.1314MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Wed Apr 10 1996 23:174
Even with the massive snow amounts this week, there's no getting around it -

	Blackflies in three weeks.

548.1315BIGQ::SILVAMr. LogoThu Apr 11 1996 00:575
| <<< Note 548.1314 by MOLAR::DELBALSO "I (spade) my (dogface)" >>>

| Blackflies in three weeks.

	Hmmm... BRING ON MORE SNOW! :-)
548.1316BSS::SMITH_SThu Apr 11 1996 00:593
       Not much winter back here (cxo).  It's actually pretty hot.  But I'm
    sure that'll change this weekend.
    -ss
548.1317WAHOO::LEVESQUEbut mama, that's where the fun isThu Apr 11 1996 10:513
    Only about 3" of slush left in Hudson, NH. Supposed to be in the upper
    40s today, with plenty of wind. Oughtta take quite a bite out of the
    remaining snow.
548.1318ACISS2::LEECHextremistThu Apr 11 1996 12:262
    Sun is out today, with a high in the low 70's...I will now move to the
    Spring topic. 
548.1319USAT02::HALLRGod loves even you!Thu Apr 11 1996 12:411
    Sun is out expected near 70, time to go golfing finally.
548.1320BIGQ::SILVAMr. LogoThu Apr 11 1996 13:059

	Went out this morning expecting to have to take a bunch of time
cleaning my car off. But as it turns out, all I had to do was one swipe across
the windshield. For once the day after the storm didn't get me upset.



Glen