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Title:Soapbox. Just Soapbox.
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Moderator:WAHOO::LEVESQUEONS
Created:Thu Nov 17 1994
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466.0. "Lawn Care" by MOLAR::DELBALSO (I (spade) my (dogface)) Tue Jun 20 1995 22:43

Have at it.

I'll start.

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466.1MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Tue Jun 20 1995 22:454
A partially dull rotary mower cuts better than a sharp reel mower if
you have any sort of mixture of grasses in your lawn, especially if
it's been allowed to overgrow.

466.2MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Tue Jun 20 1995 23:022
Besides which, reel mowers are much more difficult to press into double
duty as hedge trimmers.
466.3TROOA::COLLINSThe Seal Of DisapprovalTue Jun 20 1995 23:064
    
    How about those electric mowers with no wheels...the ones that hover
    on a cushion of air...are they cool, or what?
    
466.4MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Tue Jun 20 1995 23:073
I haven't seen one of those in years. Do they still make them, John?
Betcha they'd make good hedge trimmers . . . 

466.5TROOA::COLLINSThe Seal Of DisapprovalTue Jun 20 1995 23:096
    
    I don't think they make them any more...but I saw a guy using one just
    the other day.  It seemed to be working well for him, and appeared to
    be especially convenient since he had a small and awkwardly-designed
    front yard.
    
466.6POLAR::RICHARDSONThe Otter Of OpprobriousnessWed Jun 21 1995 01:233
    I heard of two guys who each lost fingers on one hand by trying to trim
    a hedge by lifting a lawn mower to it. They shouldn't have gripped it
    there.
466.7TINCUP::AGUEDTN-592-4939, 719-598-3498(SSL)Wed Jun 21 1995 01:396
    My 23 year-old autistic son, who is quite similar to "Rainman", mows
    our yard.  He uses a pattern similar to drawing an asterisk without
    lifting the pencil from the paper.  When he gets done, there are no
    lines left in the yard.  Quite a nice job.
    
    -- Jim
466.8Cordless electricDOCTP::KELLERSpprt smlr gvt. http://www.lp.org/lp/lp.htmlWed Jun 21 1995 10:3621
>         <<< Note 466.3 by TROOA::COLLINS "The Seal Of Disapproval" >>>
>
>    
>    How about those electric mowers with no wheels...the ones that hover
>    on a cushion of air...are they cool, or what?
 

I don't have one that rides on air but I do have a cordless electric 
mulching mower that I love.  It does an excellent job on the lawn and it's 
quiet and I never have to rake. One handed height adjustment of the cutting 
blade makes the change from a spring cut to a summer cut a breeze.  If I 
let the grass get too long I do have to take two days to cut the it, but 
that's ok.

I get about an hour and a half on a charge (an hour if the grass is really 
long). It recharges 75% in four hours and 100% in 24 hours.

Gotta love it...

geoff   

466.9WMOIS::GIROUARD_CWed Jun 21 1995 10:511
    i hate caring for my lawn, period!
466.10CONSLT::MCBRIDEReformatted to fit your screenWed Jun 21 1995 12:3916
    Kill your lawn.  Plant low maintenance, climate correct, indigenous
    shrubs, and other plantings.  Use your leaves, shredded from last year 
    as mulch around the bases.  Do not put lawn trimmings, leave or branches 
    and twigs curbside for pick up unless your town has a well run composting
    program where you can pick up the mulch next year to use in your yard. 
    Do not burn them.  
    
    Collect rainwater from your roof using barrels obtained from a variety
    of sources. Very Fine in Central MA for instance has used once,
    polyethylene barrels that make perfect rain collection devices.  Use
    this water for plantings versus city water or water from your well. 
    This is the politically correct and surprisingly low maintenance way to
    a beautifully landscaped yard with virtually no lawn to mow.  See also
    Xeriscape techniques.  
    
    Brian
466.11LANDO::OLIVER_BWed Jun 21 1995 13:291
Brian, what are Xeriscape techniques?
466.12BIGQ::SILVADiabloWed Jun 21 1995 13:434

	Chip, don't do anything to it. Add a bunch of dirt and make a bike
trail out of it. 
466.13CONSLT::MCBRIDEReformatted to fit your screenWed Jun 21 1995 14:0230
    In part, xeriscaping is using indigenous plants that commonly found in
    your region or even only in your neck of the woods.  They are low
    maintenance by virtue of being able to thrive given the local soil
    composition and weather patterns.  It avoids introducing plants that
    are foreign to the area and require soil alterations, high maintenance 
    fertilizing and waterings etc.  I believe it also makes use of the 
    available topography of the land for the most part and not stripping, 
    levelling, filling what is there and altering the natural drainage and 
    soil composition.  
    
    Examples would be to not try to plant a lawn in Pheonix AZ but opt for 
    low water consumption plants like succulents instead.  In New England,
    rock gardens, evergreens and hardwoods can be used effectively.  If
    your house was built in an old farm area, use plants that are common to
    the region and try to restore what was there prior.  
    
    The problem lies in that many folks want a lush, green, manicured lawn 
    and all the trimmings versus what is/was there to begin with.  This 
    puts a tremendous strain on the local ecology as it introduces new pests,
    chemicals to control them, uses scarce water resources etc.  Since
    many/most people either do not use a mulching mower or refuse to
    compost, the resultant yard waste goes to a land fill contributing a
    significant amount of unnecessary waste by volume to already
    overburdened disposal facilities in some areas.  This waste along with 
    your everyday garbage will still be there long after you and I are 
    pushing up the daisies so to speak.  If you must have the green lush
    lawn so many folks desire, limit the area and use low impact fertilizers 
    and home concoctions.  
    
    Brian 
466.15LANDO::OLIVER_BWed Jun 21 1995 14:1810
.13

This makes perfect sense.  Why spend half your weekend
forcing unnatural grass to grow?  

As far as gardens go, I'm trying out Ruth Stout's no-work
method.  A deep mulch of hay and last year's leaves are 
layered over the entire garden area.  This helps retain
moisture and prevents weed growth.  As the mulch rots it
fertilizes the soil.  It seems to be working great.
466.16LANDO::OLIVER_BWed Jun 21 1995 14:204
>You forgot Poison Ivy!  This is a plant that is UN-F***ING KILLABLE !

Try Round-Up.  I've had absolutely fabulous results.  Dries the stuff
up in a few days.
466.17SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIBe vewy caweful of yapping zebwasWed Jun 21 1995 14:225
    
    re: .15
    
    What time of the year is this done?
    
466.18born to mowHANNAH::MODICAJourneyman NoterWed Jun 21 1995 14:2315
    
    Ah yes, lawns...a topic near and dear to my heart.
    
    I love to mow and the place I have requires about 5-6 hours to
    mow it all. About 1.5 acres all told separated into different sections.
    Never fertilize or use chemicals. I do have a rider but prefer to
    do most with a hand mower. It's great exercise.
    
    Re: poison ivy....indeed. We're surrounded and it's a constant battle.
    Kids and wife get it a lot but it seems I can roll in it and it
    just doesn't bother me. 
    
    The other enemy we are surrounded with is bittersweet. These vines
    grow at an incredible rate and strangle trees. After battling
    this for the last few years, all we have managed is a stalemate.
466.19GRANPA::MWANNEMACHERNRA memberWed Jun 21 1995 14:2913
    
    
    Hank, be careful about the fact that you don't get it.  This can change
    (if the guy in this story was telling the truth).  When I worked on a
    golf course, there was this other guy who worked there, Jack (no, not
    Martin or Delbalso).  He said that he didn't get poison ivy.  He even
    took the leaves and rubbed it all over his arms and face to prove the
    fact.  He was out for a week with a terrible case of PI.  
    
    When everyone is a sleepin, poison ivy goes a creepin all
    arou..ou..ou..ound.
    
    
466.20The never ending lawn battleTLE::PERAROWed Jun 21 1995 14:2910
    
    Ahhhhhhhh, we must have been mad I tell you when we extended our
    back lot out!!! :>)  
    
    Watch out when you use Round-up, it will kill anything and everything
    it comes in contact with, but we use it on our wall to fight the PI and
    it seems to work great!
    
    Mary
    
466.21LANDO::OLIVER_BWed Jun 21 1995 14:338
Andy, I applied an 8-inch deep hay/leaf mulch last October.
By spring, the mulch was compressed to about 2 inches.

When planting, you push back the mulch and set the seed
or plant in the small cleared area.  After the plant is
established, you recover the cleared area with the mulch.
No weeds.  And whenever weeds do pop up, you simply bend
them over and cover them with more mulch.
466.22SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIBe vewy caweful of yapping zebwasWed Jun 21 1995 14:3427
    
    Funny story....
    
     I live in a large, old Victorian style building that was converted to
    apartments. We live in the back apartment, which was re-furbished by
    the land-lady when she lived there. She bought another home with her SO
    and we basically take care of the place (mowing, minor maintenance,
    snow shoveling..etc.) for a reduced rent.
    
      There are two condo complexes in either side of us (our place is on
    the corner), and it seems a landscaping/lawn maintenance firm was hired
    by these other two complexes to take care of all their lawn care needs.
    What has happened (I assume) is that the firm thinks we are part of the
    package and has been doing our place for the last three weeks!! It's
    done during the day while no one is home so we have no idea who to
    contact to have them stop (I even left out a large sign out back to
    have them call me.. no one has repsonded). I called the land-lady to
    make sure it wasn't her hiring these guys and shw knows nothing about
    it...
    
      It's really amazing! We come home from work on Friday afternoon, and
    the yard is done (quite large too!! About 3/4 acre)!!
    
     What to do... what to do!!
    
     :)
    
466.23MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Wed Jun 21 1995 14:353
Yer gonna need an ocean
Of calomine lotion.

466.24SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIBe vewy caweful of yapping zebwasWed Jun 21 1995 14:379
    
    re: .21
    
    Thanks much... will try it this Fall...
    
    BTW.... was it hay or straw that you used? I understand you are to use
    one and not the other as one goes to seed.... but for the life of me,
    I can't remember which one...
    
466.25WAHOO::LEVESQUEMr BlisterWed Jun 21 1995 14:382
     If yer gonna feed something, use hay. If yer gonna grow something, use
    straw. (At least that's what the old timer said to me.)
466.26Hay is normally timothy, alfalfa or cloverMOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Wed Jun 21 1995 14:394
Hay includes seed and is used for fodder. Straw is the shaft/stalk left after
grain (oats, wheat, etc.) has been harvested,is generally free of seed, and
is used for mulch and bedding.

466.14DEVLPR::DKILLORANM1A - The choice of champions !Wed Jun 21 1995 14:4014
    > New England,
    > rock gardens, evergreens and hardwoods can be used effectively.
    
    You forgot Poison Ivy!  This is a plant that is UN-FORKING KILLABLE !
    I've been trying to get rid of this one patch of it for nearly four
    years.  
    
    but all this aside, if you want truely low maintainance,
    PAVE OVER THE WHOLE FLIPPING PATCH OF LAND, AND PAINT IT GREEN ! !
    
    Just a suggestion ! ! !   :-)
    
    :-)
    Dan
466.27LANDO::OLIVER_BWed Jun 21 1995 14:423
Ruth says use either hay or straw.  It doesn't matter
cuz the 8-inch depth of the mulch will prevent any 
"to seed" problems.
466.28Don't use hayTLE::PERAROWed Jun 21 1995 14:435
    
    I'd stay away from using hay, it will go to seed.  
    
    Mary
    
466.29DEVLPR::DKILLORANM1A - The choice of champions !Wed Jun 21 1995 14:5310
    Believe it or not, I've been using Round-Up.  I can bash the PI down to
    one small patch, but the FORKING (thanks mark) thing will not die!  I
    tried digging it up last year, and dug down about 18-20" and low an
    behold there was a ROOT like you would not believe ! had to be 2 1/2 "
    in diameter at least.  It went even further underground.  I hacked off
    the root about 10" underground, and guess what I was last weekend....
    you got it the DARN thing was back !
    
    :-[
    Dan
466.30DEVLPR::DKILLORANM1A - The choice of champions !Wed Jun 21 1995 14:546
    guess what I was last weekend....
    
    Read:
    guess what I saw last weekend....
    
    Dan
466.31CNTROL::JENNISONRevive us, Oh LordWed Jun 21 1995 14:599
	Mike, my sister did that once, too.

	She believed she was not allergic to PI, and took a leaf and
	rubbed it on her hand (wrote her initials!).

	She got it.

	
466.32SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIBe vewy caweful of yapping zebwasWed Jun 21 1995 15:007
    
    re: Poison Ivy...
    
     I've used a strong solution of salt water poured directly on the root.
    Yes, it'll kill most everything around it, but will eventually leach
    out and away....
    
466.33GRANPA::MWANNEMACHERNRA memberWed Jun 21 1995 15:006
    
    
    Roundup needs to be applied to the leaves as this is how the chemical
    is absorbed into the plant.
    
    
466.34HANNAH::MODICAJourneyman NoterWed Jun 21 1995 15:047
    
    Thanks for the tips on poison ivy.
    Though I don't seem to get it, I still take precautions.
    I can't see tempting mother nature. (It is still mother nature isn't
    it?)
    
    						Hank
466.35Watch out for the birdsTLE::PERAROWed Jun 21 1995 15:078
    
    I also heard that bleach or chloring solution will work if your not
    into dumping toxic chemicals into your yard.
    
    Every read those bottles?? 
    
    Mary
    
466.36NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Wed Jun 21 1995 15:151
Um, bleach _is_ a toxic chemical.
466.37DASHER::RALSTONcantwejustbenicetoeachother?:)Wed Jun 21 1995 15:215
    How come some botanist hasn't developed a grass that grows to 3" and
    stops, never has to be mowed and needs little to no watering or
    fertilizer. I be willing to spent thousand of $$$$$. I hate lawns!
    
    ...Tom
466.38CONSLT::MCBRIDEReformatted to fit your screenWed Jun 21 1995 15:223
    re: .30
    
    You were a newt last week but you got better?  
466.39LANDO::OLIVER_BWed Jun 21 1995 15:268
A small nuclear explosion will knock those PI suckers
into next week.

Spray the Round-Up on the leaves..the stuff goes right
to the root system.  

Has anyone else had a squirrel problem this year?  I've
been overrun with squirrels and they're driving me nuts.
466.40DEVLPR::DKILLORANM1A - The choice of champions !Wed Jun 21 1995 15:326
    Squirrels are easy to dispose of.  Try a 5mm Sheridan air rifle.  It's
    quite, and tremendously effective.  It also will not penetrate the roof
    of a house, an important feature in an urban setting.

    BTW I was using the Round-Up on the leaves, still didn't do the thing
    in!
466.41CONSLT::MCBRIDEReformatted to fit your screenWed Jun 21 1995 15:3818
    RE: Poison Ivy....
    
    My ex and I went camping up in Maine one summer in better days, to a
    lovely little campground on Orr's Island.  We were warned that there
    was a whole bunch of poison ivy in the area but neither of us new what
    it looked like.  Well we got up in the AM to enjoy the sunrise up on
    the bluff overlooking the sound.  There we were sitting in our lawn
    chairs sipping tea and coffee just enjoying the morning.  A couple of
    folks strolled by in greeting I gave them a friendly warning that ther
    was poison ivy in the area and they may want to be on the lookout. 
    They glanced at each other briefly and turned to us and in unison,
    informed us we were sitting in it.  I was more than a little embarrased
    since this was the same patch of "grass" we had used the previous
    evening for an al fresco encounter of the personal kind, with blanket. 
    No itching was a good sign but I would not want to push it by rolling
    in it, again.  
    
    Brian
466.42LANDO::OLIVER_BWed Jun 21 1995 15:398
>    BTW I was using the Round-Up on the leaves, still didn't do the thing
    in!

Must be the Mother of All PI plants.

>Try a 5mm Sheridan air rifle.

Hey, that's what I'm using!   But they keep coming and coming and coming.
466.43DEVLPR::DKILLORANM1A - The choice of champions !Wed Jun 21 1995 15:4713
    > But they keep coming and coming and coming.
    
    That must be one tough varmit !
    
    I've killed so many of the bahstad I've lost count.  But it does make
    an interesting way to pass the summer afternoons and evenings.
    
    Remember, go for a body shot, stop being such a wise guy and trying for
    the head !
    
    :-)
    Dan
    
466.44LANDO::OLIVER_BWed Jun 21 1995 15:511
I was thinking about trying to spray them with Round-Up.
466.45DEVLPR::DKILLORANM1A - The choice of champions !Wed Jun 21 1995 15:525
    If you do that you will not be able to use the tails for fly fishing,
    and that would be a darn shame !
    
    :-)
    Dan
466.46GRANPA::MWANNEMACHERNRA memberWed Jun 21 1995 16:125
    
    
    Don't have a squirrel problem in my yard.  The dog took care of the
    varmit.
    
466.47Chipmunks TLE::PERAROWed Jun 21 1995 16:176
    
    Chipmunks are my problem. Stone walls are lovely, but a haven for those
    little critters.  I have two that zip up and down that wall all day
    long, and are chasing my birds!
    
    
466.48MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Wed Jun 21 1995 16:334
Since Heather came home from school with her cat, the chipmunk/red-squirrel/
mouse/mole/vole population around the yard and decreased substantially.

Now, if the cat'd just quit biting ME . . . .
466.49DECWET::LOWEBruce Lowe, DECwest Eng., DTN 548-8910Wed Jun 21 1995 16:5224
re: round-up
Here in the Seattle area, we have blackberry bushes from hell! Similar to the
way they grow in the Atlanta area, but they grow much bigger and faster. Like
kudzu. I've had a heck of a time getting rid of it in our yard. Tried cutting
it and digging out these huge root clumps, but you always leave a little and
it comes back.

Tried Round-up, but I've found it works best by letting the pest plant get 
really big, then soaking the sucker down. It really absorbs a large quantity
that way and kills it dead, dead, dead, roots, runners and all. Working on the
pests when they are small doesn't work as well, it keeps coming back. A similar
approach should work for PI, when I lived in ATL, it used to get huge if left
alone. Apply on a day when you are not expecting rain for a few days. A second
coating a week later seems to really do it in (can you tell my hatred for
blackberries knows no bounds?).

BTW, I used to be afraid of the stuff, till we had a dog who was having some
problems with a toxic sickness of some kind (turns out a neighbor was poisoning
coyotes). I asked the vet if it could be the Round-up, and he said it is a
plant hormone, and animals can practically drink it straight with no ill 
effects (a slight stretch at least, I'm sure).

Anyone else have problems with moles? Not the kind that leave little
tunnel-humps, but the kind that push up big mounds of dirt.
466.50GRANPA::MWANNEMACHERNRA memberWed Jun 21 1995 17:047
    
    
    The LD50 value of Roundup is fairly low compared to that of other over
    the counter pesticides.  When it forst came on the market it was a
    restricted pesticide and noone could figure out why.
    
    Mike
466.51NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Wed Jun 21 1995 17:054
>Since Heather came home from school with her cat, the chipmunk/red-squirrel/
>mouse/mole/vole population around the yard and decreased substantially.

Heather chases varmints?
466.52PI KillerICS::CHRISBELLWed Jun 21 1995 17:1332
    RE: poison ivy problem...
    
    I had a patch of this crap in my back yard that was trying to take over
    an oak tree.  I tried a few things and like always, it came right back. 
    But I was at my local garden center one day and I noticed this stuff on
    the rack made by the Ortho people.  It was called Poison Ivy Killer. 
    What you do is got to the plants, cut the stalk and then spray this
    "killer" on the cut.  I did this 3 years ago and I checked the spot a
    few weeks ago and it still hasn't come back.  WARNING: WHEN YOU ARE
    DOING THIS MAKE SURE YOU ARE WEARING A CRUMMY LONG SLEAVED SHIRT AND
    LONG PANTS AND GLOVES!!!
    
    Also I have sprayed it with commercial weed killer, I work part time
    for a friend who has a landscape co.  And this spray will kill the
    leaves and dry out the stalks.  Takes about a month for the stalks to
    dry out.  Than I take an iron rake and hard rake the stalks, and this
    spot still has no PI growing.  
    
    But this PI stuff is super smart, it will travel underground for long
    distances and than appear.  Unless you get down and start yanking out
    the runner roots, it will eventually appear some place yet.  But this
    is the way I treat the lousy stuff and I no longer have a problem with
    it.
    
    RE: The dull rotary mower blade to the sharp reel mower theory.  
    	Make sure your blade is sharp, a dull rotary blade tends to tear
    	grass instead of cutting it and this in turn will tend to kill the
    	grass.  I sharpen my rotary blades about 4 or 5 times a year.  Not
    	razor sharp but just a nice clean edge on them.  I use a dremel
    	grinding stone and a file.
    
    Chris.....
466.53WMOIS::GIROUARD_CWed Jun 21 1995 17:351
    hey Glen, that's a great idea! Whaddya think Brian?
466.54CONSLT::MCBRIDEReformatted to fit your screenWed Jun 21 1995 18:321
    Glen had a great idea?  I think that is wonderful.  What was it anyway?
466.55SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIBe vewy caweful of yapping zebwasWed Jun 21 1995 18:404
    
    
    Something about a sabbatical from the Box????
    
466.56Southern WeedsVMSNET::M_MACIOLEKFour54 Camaro/Only way to flyWed Jun 21 1995 19:428
    Flippin' yankees, beefin' about poison ivy.  I got that too, but you
    don't have...
    
    
    
    ** KUDZU **  
    
    Try killing this stuff.
466.57GRANPA::MWANNEMACHERNRA memberWed Jun 21 1995 19:454
    
    
    I also like the folks who want to add bamboo to their landscape and it
    takes over their whole yard.
466.58CSC32::M_EVANSproud counter-culture McGovernikWed Jun 21 1995 20:304
    But Mike,
    
    Kudzu is at least edible, you can use parts of it as a soup thickener. 
    I certainly wouldn't want to try that with poison ivy.
466.59OOTOOL::CHELSEAMostly harmless.Wed Jun 21 1995 22:151
    Kudzu can be used for cattle feed.  Buy a cow.
466.60POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of PasshionThu Jun 22 1995 02:2210
    
    
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466.61CSC32::J_OPPELTHe said, 'To blave...'Thu Jun 22 1995 02:395
    	Cow manure (fresh fromn the cow) is too large and lumpy to be
    	an effective fertilizer.  Horse too.
    
    	LLama droppings are just button-sized.  Could be an effective
    	option!
466.62POLAR::RICHARDSONWhirly Twirly NapsThu Jun 22 1995 11:1310
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466.63WMOIS::GIROUARD_CThu Jun 22 1995 11:491
    spreading Fernando Llama on your lawn just seems a bit weird to me...
466.64POLAR::RICHARDSONWhirly Twirly NapsThu Jun 22 1995 11:551
    Alpaca my bags if they start doing that here.
466.65SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIBe vewy caweful of yapping zebwasThu Jun 22 1995 12:3914
    
    re: .61
    
    Joe,
    
    > Cow manure (fresh fromn the cow) is too large and lumpy to be
    >an effective fertilizer.  Horse too.
    
    That's why I have a 55 gallon drum to make a nice thick brew. Once
    every four days or so, I stir up the manure from the bottom and water
    each vegetable plant seperately...  They love it!!
    
    Andy
    
466.66POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of PasshionThu Jun 22 1995 12:414
    
    uh-b-b-bleah!
    
    8^)
466.67WAHOO::LEVESQUEMr BlisterThu Jun 22 1995 12:433
    re: .65
    
     And it doubles as an aftershave, eh, Andy? :-)
466.68:)SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIBe vewy caweful of yapping zebwasThu Jun 22 1995 13:114
    
    <------
    Sick pup!!!
    
466.69WAHOO::LEVESQUEMr BlisterThu Jun 22 1995 13:151
    No wonder you have to shave twice a day. :-)
466.70NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Thu Jun 22 1995 13:233
re .69:

Agagagagagagagagagag!
466.71:)SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIBe vewy caweful of yapping zebwasThu Jun 22 1995 13:406
    
    re: .69
    
    
    Sick pup!!!!!!!!
    
466.72EST::RANDOLPHTom R. N1OOQTue Jun 27 1995 19:487
Hey, ever see a yard where someone went crazy with the "Roundup"? Last year
there was one yard on my commute that looked like someone cookie-cuttered out
a 1/4 acre of the nice green grass and put down some nice dead straw.

They must have thought it would kill ONLY the weeds...

Or maybe they got sick of mowing. Can't say I blame 'em.
466.73OOTOOL::CHELSEAMostly harmless.Tue Jun 27 1995 20:033
    I killed off my whole front lawn last year with Roundup.  It had been
    invaded by puky-looking non-grass things.  Now it's part grass and part
    clover, which is not puky-looking, so I'll keep it.
466.74CSC32::J_OPPELTHe said, 'To blave...'Tue Jun 27 1995 21:323
    	Clover is a great lawn plant.  It is soft on the feet, doesn't
    	grow very tall (depending on type) and is often less allergenic
    	than grass for some hay fever sufferers.
466.75TROOA::COLLINSMy hovercraft is full of eels.Thu Jun 29 1995 16:314
    
    So...how 'bout those gas-powered leaf/grass blowers?  Are they the
    lazy man's blighted contribution to the aural landscape, or what?
    
466.76DECWET::LOWEBruce Lowe, DECwest Eng., DTN 548-8910Thu Jun 29 1995 17:101
<--------- They make the world's most irritating noise!
466.77CONSLT::MCBRIDEReformatted to fit your screenThu Jun 29 1995 17:112
    They sound like someone chewing gumn loudly?  Another reason not to get
    one...
466.78NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Thu Jun 29 1995 17:111
More annoying than whiners in the 'box?
466.79TROOA::COLLINSMy hovercraft is full of eels.Thu Jun 29 1995 17:134
    
    My only consolation is that the users of such devices might
    suffer permanent hearing damage.
    
466.81CNTROL::JENNISONRevive us, Oh LordThu Jun 29 1995 18:037
	Box o' whine ?

	Box o' wine ?

	Boit de cabernet ?

466.82MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Fri Jun 30 1995 00:547
Last year I bought a gas powered trimmer with a blade (as well as a line)
because I needed to trim saplings along my quarter-mile driveway. I
bought one of the Ryobi Trimmer-Plus (TM) models. This year, Home Depot
had a sale on a bunch of other attachments you can interchange on this
thing (cultivator, blower, vaccum) so I got them to go with it.

I'm now equipped to annoy anyone, anywhere, anytime, for any reason.
466.83TROOA::COLLINSMy hovercraft is full of eels.Fri Jun 30 1995 12:145
    
    I'll get you for this, El Delbalso, I'll get you!!
    
    <shakes fist>
    
466.84Who needs a feather duster.....GRANPA::MWANNEMACHERNRA memberFri Jun 30 1995 12:227
    
    
    
    Been thinking about one of them, JACK.  I Like the blower attachment (I
    know ooh-er and all), make cleanup in and outside a snap. :')
    
    
466.85TROOA::COLLINSMy hovercraft is full of eels.Fri Jun 30 1995 12:243
    
    <glower>
    
466.86DEVLPR::DKILLORANM1A - The choice of champions !Fri Jun 30 1995 12:4414
         <<< Note 466.82 by MOLAR::DELBALSO "I (spade) my (dogface)" >>>

> Last year I bought a gas powered trimmer with a blade (as well as a line)
> because I needed to trim saplings along my quarter-mile driveway. I
> bought one of the Ryobi Trimmer-Plus (TM) models. This year, Home Depot
> had a sale on a bunch of other attachments you can interchange on this
> thing (cultivator, blower, vaccum) so I got them to go with it.
    
    Treeeemmer..... We ain't got no treeeemmer...... 
    WE DON' NEEEED NOO STINKIN' TREEEEEMMMMERRR ! ! ! !
    <grrrr>
    
    :-)
    Dan
466.87How are the attachments?TLE::PERAROFri Jun 30 1995 18:2010
    
    How are the attachments for the Ryobi?? Been looking at the
    cultivator attachment to do some light garden stuff. 
    
    We bought one last year also, does wonders in the yard, but boy, that 
    thing could be dangerous!!!  That trimmer line comes out, and if your 
    feet are in the wrong place, will give you a good slapping!  
    
    Mary
                                         
466.88NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Fri Jun 30 1995 18:241
Um, you're supposed to wear shoes when you use a string trimmer.
466.89Combat dutyTLE::PERAROFri Jun 30 1995 18:289
    
    Hey, I don't do the yard work!!   That's a man thing.  :>)
    
    My husband looks like he is going out for combat, between the gloves,
    the goggles, the work boots, and the ear plugs he has in.
    
    Mary
    
    
466.90GRANPA::MWANNEMACHERNRA memberFri Jun 30 1995 18:323
    
    
    I understand the double wind on the Ryobi is a bit of a pain.  
466.91MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Fri Jun 30 1995 19:258
>    the double wind on the Ryobi

Que est que c'est? (sp?)

Mary,
    To be perfectly honest, I have yet to use any of the attachments. Hopefully
this weekend will change that, after which I will report back.

466.92SMURF::BINDERFather, Son, and Holy SpigotFri Jun 30 1995 19:293
    Qu'est-ce que c'est?
    
    NNTTM.
466.93GRANPA::MWANNEMACHERNRA memberFri Jun 30 1995 19:307
    
    
    As I understand it, the Ryobi has two strings which come out of the
    head instead of just one.  My neighbor told me that the setup is a bit
    of a pain in the tail.
    
    Mike
466.94SMURF::BINDERFather, Son, and Holy SpigotFri Jun 30 1995 19:301
    Don't use it on your tail.
466.95GRANPA::MWANNEMACHERNRA memberFri Jun 30 1995 19:311
    Thanks, dear abby.
466.96CNTROL::JENNISONRevive us, Oh LordWed Jul 05 1995 17:584
	Hey, Mary, *I* married that guy!

	
466.97Any feedback?TLE::PERAROThu Jul 06 1995 17:235
    
    Any reports on the Ryobi attachments??
    
    Mary
    
466.98NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Thu Jul 06 1995 17:361
The Ryobi Attachments is a Robert Ludlam novel.
466.99CONSLT::MCBRIDEReformatted to fit your screenThu Jul 06 1995 17:551
    Ludlum, NNTTM etc...
466.100Snarf careCBHVAX::CBHLager LoutThu Jul 06 1995 18:050
466.101MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Thu Jul 06 1995 19:303
Um - sorry, Mary. Instead of trying out the Ryobi atachments as
planned, I chose to veg out a lot this weekend. Maybe next week.

466.102MPGS::MARKEYThe bottom end of Liquid SanctuaryThu Jul 06 1995 19:349
    Whatever happened to the good old days of vacuum cleaners with
    a bazillion attachments? When I was growing up, my mother had
    a "Kirby" vacuum cleaner and it had a carpet washing attachment
    and even a paint sprayer! Not that she ever used any of the
    more esoteric ones, but it sure was neat owning a device that
    could simultaneously ruin the carpet _and_ clean it!!

    -b
466.103SMURF::BINDERFather, Son, and Holy SpigotThu Jul 06 1995 19:3715
466.104EST::RANDOLPHTom R. N1OOQWed Jul 12 1995 20:525
Hey, anyone got any creative "kill the moles" stories?

Not that it matters that much that the little creepers have infected the back
yard - it's a rented house... but if it involves little work and much beer, I
might be persuaded...
466.105Used Cat LitterDECWET::MPETERSONMax OverheadWed Jul 12 1995 22:059
We dump our used cat-litter in their holes.  Haven't seen any evidence of
moles in over two years.  Before that our back lawn was routinely plowed
by the little buggers.

My mother-in-law found (and bought) some thumpers (No! not the "box" kind - The
Dune kind) and keeps 'em running night and day.  Must drive the moles away.
Works on me too.  [:-)

/mtp
466.106DEVLPR::DKILLORANJack Martin - Wanted Dead or AliveWed Jul 12 1995 22:3112
    
    Regarding moles.....

    A friend had ground hogs.  We found the best way was to run a hose
    down the hole and flood the little buggers out.  When they stick their
    heads out, blast the little bastages..... a .22 will do just fine, but
    try to make it a nice one shot kill, other wise they try to backtrack
    REAL QUICK, and you second or third shot may cost you a hose....

    HTH
    :-)
    Dan
466.107WMOIS::GIROUARD_CThu Jul 13 1995 10:021
    my cat is effective... we find his gifts on the deck now and then :-)
466.108DEVLPR::DKILLORANJack Martin - Wanted Dead or AliveThu Jul 13 1995 11:559
    
    <-----
    Now THAT is ONE TOUGH CAT!

    Most of the ground hogs I've seen would out weigh the typical cat by a
    good 20%.....

    :-)
    Dan
466.109whack-a-moleSMURF::WALTERSThu Jul 13 1995 12:274
    
    Clear the earth from a fresh mound & fire a shotgun into the
    hole.  The concussion travels along the tunnels for many yards
    and kills the little buggers.
466.110save the culturally enriched moles!SPSEG::COVINGTONThu Jul 13 1995 12:319
    I guess the PC people aren't here yet this AM...
    
    Telling us how the moles were there first, and we imperialist lawn-care
    people are threatening (eliminating, really) their long-standing mole
    heritage and culture and how they have every right to live under the
    ground...after all, don't we live on top of it?
    
    (P.S. An empty CO2 cartridge half-filled with FFFF gives a nice
    concussion, too.)
466.111economicsSMURF::WALTERSThu Jul 13 1995 12:374
    
    Don't get me wrong, I like moles and would normally defend their right
    to liberty, happiness and the pursuit of worms.  However, I come from a
    farming community and moles are a nuisance. 
466.112CHEFS::STRATFORDSSouth of HellThu Jul 13 1995 12:436
    You could always fire tear gas into the hole and then send a team of
    crack troops in after them. This technique has been proven highly
    effective by the French military. Of course, this should always take
    place in someone elses backyard.
    
    Stuart
466.113SPSEG::COVINGTONThu Jul 13 1995 12:461
    <------ a good chuckle from that one
466.114EST::RANDOLPHTom R. N1OOQThu Jul 13 1995 14:224
Hmm... the empty CO2 cartridge idea has merit, but I guess I'll try the cat
litter plan. Fills in the holes at the same time...

The neighbors are only about 30' away, so anything fun (loud) is out.
466.115WMOIS::GIROUARD_CThu Jul 13 1995 16:443
    you bet Dan. we have to feed that sucker with a whip and a chair!
    
    moles, Dan, moles...
466.117DECWET::LOWEBruce Lowe, DECwest Eng., DTN 548-8910Thu Jul 13 1995 17:1919
Warning: Non-PC alert:

I've been trying the gasoline treatment, with some mixed success. 

Uncover a series of holes, pour some gasoline in, especially in the uphill
ones. Wait a couple of minutes and let the vapors penetrate and light it off.
If things are right, you get a nice
FFFFFFSSSSSHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
through the holes, and they all light up. Let 'em burn a minute, then put it
out and cover them up.

Not sure if the concussion kills them, or the vapors/combustion gases. If you
can treat a complete series of holes, they stay gone for a while. If you can't
get to the whole system, they come back right away. Also, the petrochemicals
in the ground can't be good, it would be nice to find something more effective.
Thinking about trying oxy/acetylene (more bang, less pollution). The cat litter
sounds good, but we have no cats (5 dogs, and one of them LOVES cats - one with
each meal). Tried asking about the thumpers, but no one around here has heard 
of them. Traps haven't worked.
466.118Napalm didn't work in VietnamDECWET::MPETERSONMax OverheadThu Jul 13 1995 17:535
...and probably won't for you either.  But this whole issue begs a larger
question:  I wonder what would have happened if we had dropped cat poop on the
VC/NVA instead of jellied gas?

/mtp
466.119CSC32::J_OPPELTWanna see my scar?Thu Jul 13 1995 19:012
    	I heard somewhere that they'll ingest chewing gum dropped into
    	their holes, and the gum will kill them.
466.120MPGS::MARKEYThe bottom end of Liquid SanctuaryThu Jul 13 1995 19:044
    
    Yes, but 4 out of 5 grounds keepers prefer sugarless gum.
    
    -b
466.121CSLALL::HENDERSONLearning to leanThu Jul 13 1995 19:144


 That's 4 out 5 groundskeepers who chew gum..
466.116MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Fri Jul 14 1995 11:126
>    moles, Dan, moles...

As Gerald suggests -
 
 Mexican restaurants, Chip, Mexican restaurants...

466.122DEVLPR::DKILLORANJack Martin - RIPFri Jul 14 1995 12:415
    
    These are all insightful notes, but when ya get right down to it, 
    it just ain't as much fun as blasting the little bastages.... :-)

    Dan
466.123COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertMon Jul 24 1995 22:0113
466.124MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Tue Jul 25 1995 00:125
Yeabut, hell, /john, my nearest neighbor is a quarter mile away so
who'm I gonna bother?

:^)

466.125POLAR::RICHARDSONPainful But YummyTue Jul 25 1995 01:131
    <---- See what I mean? How lucky can a man get?
466.126LJSRV2::KALIKOWHi-ho! Yow! I'm surfing Arpanet!Tue Jul 25 1995 02:088
    Mais NON -- he WANTS to bother someone wiv his weedwacker, but 
    
    SHOCK HORROR!!
    
    by a stroke of ROTTEN LUCK there is NO ONE near enough.
    
    Thus endeth the legend of Lucky Jack.
    
466.127MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Tue Jul 25 1995 02:442
It's my understanding that it can't be put to death that easily, Dan'l.

466.128Aggh, the suburbs, I love em:')TROOA::TEMPLETONWill wonders never cease!!!Tue Jul 25 1995 03:158
    Your all lucky, around here we have a building boom, everyone is
    renovating, now on a Sunday morning, you do not wake up to the sound of
    birds and lawnmowers, just hammers and saws.
    
    Even the Crows can't drown out the noise.
    
    
    joan
466.129Summertime, and the livin' is easyMKOTS3::CASHMONa kind of human gom jabbarTue Jul 25 1995 08:4619
    
    You folks get no sympathy from me.  Since I work all night, I sleep
    during the day.  Try to sleep, I should say.  I think one of my
    neighbors goes up on his roof with a hammer just to drive me nuts.
    
    BANGBANGBANG!!!
    
    "Groannn, what was that?"  I listen, everything is quiet.  Five minutes
    go by.  I start to fall asleep again.
    
    BANGBANGBANG!!!
    
    "Aaaaarrrggghh, not again..."  Ten more minutes go by.
    
    BANGBANGBANG!!!
    
    And people wonder why I have bags under my eyes.