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Conference back40::soapbox

Title:Soapbox. Just Soapbox.
Notice:No more new notes
Moderator:WAHOO::LEVESQUEONS
Created:Thu Nov 17 1994
Last Modified:Fri Jun 06 1997
Last Successful Update:Fri Jun 06 1997
Number of topics:862
Total number of notes:339684

435.0. "Who Killed Mr. Burns???" by DASHER::RALSTON (Anagram: Lost hat on Mars) Mon May 22 1995 03:17

    OK, who killed Mongomery Burns?
    
    It couldn't have been Homer!
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435.1Talk Hard :*)SNOFS1::DAVISMHappy Harry Hard OnMon May 22 1995 03:461
    It was definitly Smithers !! (actually I haven't seen the episode yet)
435.2BIGQ::SILVADiabloMon May 22 1995 11:124

	I don't know.... the way Maggie was sucking on her pacifier, it had to
of been her!
435.3REFINE::KOMARThe BarbarianMon May 22 1995 11:503
I didn't do it, nobody saw me, can't prove anything.

ME
435.5ClownMAIL2::LEBIDOISMon May 22 1995 13:061
    It was Krusty.
435.6SHRCTR::SIGELTakin' care of business and workin' overtimeMon May 22 1995 13:351
    It was Itchy and Scratchy
435.7Will he step out of the shower next season?AMN1::RALTOIt's a small third world after allMon May 22 1995 13:543
    Is he really dead, or is it all just a dream?
    
    Chris
435.8Moving LampshadeODIXIE::ZOGRANYoungest one's walking - OH NO!Mon May 22 1995 14:023
    It was the dog.
    
    Dan
435.9POBOX::BATTISLand shark,pool sharkMon May 22 1995 14:332
    
    who cares, its a dumb show.
435.10CSOA1::LEECHMon May 22 1995 14:401
    He committed suicide...
435.11MIMS::LESSER_MWho invented liquid soap and why?Mon May 22 1995 19:236
    
    
    		It was Trapper and Hawkeye!!!!!!
    
    
    
435.12not yet seen itSNOFS2::ROBERTSONentropy requires no maintenanceMon May 22 1995 21:551
    or it was ren and stimpy ......
435.13AccidentalCSC32::J_OPPELTHe said, 'To blave...'Tue May 23 1995 19:221
    	It wasn't suicide, but it was self-inflicted.
435.14the dog did itLUDWIG::BINGWed May 24 1995 10:456
    
    It was self inflicted when mr burns tried to wrestle the gun from
    santas little helper (who had it in his mouth) after he dug it up in 
    the simpsons front yard. 
    
    Walt
435.15MKOTS3::RAUHI survived the Cruel SpaWed May 24 1995 13:381
    It could have been the guys from the Quicky Mart! 
435.16abdeilSTRATA::STILLSat Aug 12 1995 15:087
    I thinl it was abdeil.You know the little spy from albania. He came
    back for revenge.... 
    
    Never even saw the episode. 
    
    what happened????????????\
    
435.17DASHER::RALSTONIdontlikeitsojuststopit!!Mon Aug 14 1995 22:024
    A contest is starting soon that will place the caricature of the
    winning contestant, that is the one who guesses the killer and then has
    his/her name drawn, in one of the Simpson episodes. I hope Binder
    wins's.  :)  
435.18I don't do the Simpsons. Who's Mr. Burns?SMURF::BINDERNight's candles are burnt out.Tue Aug 15 1995 16:243
    .17
    
    You can't WIN if you don't ENTER.
435.19YSTRATA::STILLsky divers make a lasting impression :-oMon Sep 18 1995 04:279
    Just missed the episode of simpsons where we find out who shot him.
    Anyone know?????
    
    
    											
    ms
    
    
    
435.20THHHHHPPPPHHTTT !!!!SCAS01::GUINEO::MOOREHEY! All you mimes be quiet!Mon Sep 18 1995 05:181
    <-- Ted Kennedy ? or James Brady ?  
435.21GIDDAY::BURTDPD (tm)Mon Sep 18 1995 05:313
Cindy Brady?


435.22AIMHI::MARTINactually Rob Cashmon, NHPM::CASHMONMon Sep 18 1995 05:444
    
    Perhaps Marcia Brady, in revenge for getting hit on the nose
    with that football.
    
435.23Talk HardSNOFS1::DAVISMHappy Harry Hard OnMon Sep 18 1995 06:016
    Re .21
    
    You had to didn't you !! Just go ahead and remind me that the worst
    program on TV (except for Echo Point) is now back. Mind you as it
    replaces Echo Point, it has it's benifits. I'm still not watching
    it. No way.
435.24SUBPAC::SADINfrankly scallop, I don't give a clam!Mon Sep 18 1995 11:056
    
    
    	Maggie shot Mr. Burns.
    
    
    
435.25sckweek sckweek sckweekDRDAN::KALIKOWDIGITAL=DEC: ReClaim TheName&amp;Glory!Mon Sep 18 1995 11:082
            Was it that, or'd she just mis-attach & suck 'im dry?
    
435.26SUBPAC::SADINfrankly scallop, I don't give a clam!Mon Sep 18 1995 11:144
    
    	<snicker>
    
    
435.27CSLALL::HENDERSONI'd rather have JesusMon Sep 18 1995 13:214


 MARCIA MARCIA *MARCIA*!
435.28DRDAN::KALIKOWDIGITAL=DEC: ReClaim TheName&amp;Glory!Mon Sep 18 1995 15:294
    ... as in Stan Freberg's immortal "John & Marsha" sketch???  if so, 
    
    MAJOR "Oo-Er"!!s.... :-)
    
435.29BUSY::SLABOUNTYHoly rusted metal, Batman!Mon Sep 18 1995 15:385
    
    	That was a stupid sketch, IMO.
    
    	But "MARCIA MARCIA *MARCIA*" is from "The Brady Bunch".
    
435.30SX4GTO::OLSONDoug Olson, ISVETS Palo AltoMon Sep 18 1995 15:578
    mr burns, having been thwarted by smithers in an earlier attempt to
    steal candy from a baby, attempted to steal maggie's sucker while 
    she was sitting unattended (Homer and Marge guilty of felony child
    endangerment) in her carseat.  Burns' gun fell out of his holster,
    Maggie picked it up and shot the thief.  Gun and sucker fell under 
    the carseat.
    
    DougO
435.31.29> That was a stupid sketch, IMO.DRDAN::KALIKOWDIGITAL=DEC: ReClaim TheName&amp;Glory!Mon Sep 18 1995 16:1010
    Shawn you TWIT, by TODAY's standidds it may have been trivial in the
    extreeme.  But when it was done, it not only pushed the envelope, it
    stained it.  Let's have some respect for truly seminal work shall we???
    
    Sheesh.
    
    Kids these days.
    
    |-{:-)
    
435.32CSLALL::HENDERSONI'd rather have JesusMon Sep 18 1995 16:3713


 Speaking of Stan Freberg, a friend of mine loaned me a CD with a bunch of
 his sketches on them.  I loved them when I was a kid, and found myself
 chuckling while listening to them.


 Hmm...now that I think about it, I need to get that CD back to him.



 Jim
435.33BUSY::SLABOUNTYHoly rusted metal, Batman!Mon Sep 18 1995 17:004
    
    	Now, if you want to talk "Green Christmas", THAT was a master-
    	piece.
    
435.34CSLALL::HENDERSONI'd rather have JesusMon Sep 18 1995 17:1311




 I liked "The Yellow Rose of Texas" and "A wunnafull A wunnahfull"




 
435.35DASHER::RALSTONIdontlikeitsojuststopit!!Mon Sep 18 1995 18:181
    Doe!!
435.36TROOA::BUTKOVICHblink and I'm goneMon Sep 18 1995 19:211
    a deer, a female deer
435.37DPDMAI::GUINEO::MOOREHEY! All you mimes be quiet!Mon Sep 18 1995 19:431
    Ray, the drop-of-golden-sun, did it.
435.38BUSY::SLABOUNTYHoly rusted metal, Batman!Mon Sep 18 1995 19:583
    
    	I know for sure it wasn't mi.
    
435.39POLAR::RICHARDSONGAK of all tradesMon Sep 18 1995 19:591
    Fa! A likely story.
435.40TROOA::BUTKOVICHblink and I'm goneMon Sep 18 1995 20:001
    So you say!
435.41SCAS01::SODERSTROMBring on the CompetitionMon Sep 18 1995 20:223
    sol, a needle pulling thread!
    
    Or that might be soul,
435.42Now, back to our note subject in progress.DPDMAI::GUINEO::MOOREHEY! All you mimes be quiet!Mon Sep 18 1995 20:273
    Well, la-te-dah.
    
    Doe-ray-me-fah-so-lat-te-dah.
435.43Someone probably said this already... :-)DECWIN::RALTOAt the heart of the beastMon Sep 18 1995 21:013
    Someone killed George Burns?!
    
    Chris
435.44CSLALL::HENDERSONI'd rather have JesusMon Sep 18 1995 21:4813



 They didn't kill Gene Burns...he's coming back to Boston talk radio on 10/2.


 WKOX 1200AM (which has a signal that reaches from Boston to Cambridge :-/




 Jim
435.45Doe!!DASHER::RALSTONIdontlikeitsojuststopit!!Mon Sep 18 1995 21:561