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392.1 | | COVERT::COVERT | John R. Covert | Wed Apr 19 1995 04:33 | 5 |
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...put food into your mouth with a knife.
[sole exception: cheese]
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392.2 | | COVERT::COVERT | John R. Covert | Wed Apr 19 1995 04:34 | 3 |
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...shun the common cup at a Moscow soft drink machine.
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392.3 | | COVERT::COVERT | John R. Covert | Wed Apr 19 1995 04:38 | 3 |
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... leave Soapbox in a huff.
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392.4 | Talk Hard | SNOFS1::DAVISM | And monkeys might fly outa my butt! | Wed Apr 19 1995 05:45 | 1 |
| ... leave the toilet seat up !
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392.5 | Talk Hard | SNOFS1::DAVISM | And monkeys might fly outa my butt! | Wed Apr 19 1995 05:47 | 3 |
| ... squeeze the toothpaste in the middle of the tube.
... wake me up at night.. unless for a very good reason :*)
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392.6 | Talk Hard | SNOFS1::DAVISM | And monkeys might fly outa my butt! | Wed Apr 19 1995 06:04 | 1 |
| ... stop
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392.7 | | GIDDAY::BURT | Let us reason together | Wed Apr 19 1995 06:08 | 7 |
| ... drink tomato juice spiders, especially with vegemite on icecream.
Chele
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392.8 | | SUBPAC::SADIN | One if by LAN, two if by C | Wed Apr 19 1995 09:14 | 7 |
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....come to work at 4am after leaving at 8pm the previous evening
{yawn}...
jim
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392.9 | | POBOX::BATTIS | Land shark,pool shark | Wed Apr 19 1995 12:54 | 2 |
|
spank a monkey
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392.10 | | BIGQ::SILVA | Diablo | Wed Apr 19 1995 13:19 | 1 |
| say the word Religion in here
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392.11 | | GAVEL::JANDROW | | Wed Apr 19 1995 13:39 | 4 |
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...put others down or call them names (or have hissy fits) just because
they don't believe things exactly the way you do...
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392.12 | ! | MKOTS3::FLATHERS | | Wed Apr 19 1995 13:50 | 5 |
| Moon a cop from a car window in heavy traffic !
( I actually saw that happen about 12 years ago ...)
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392.13 | or is it 90 % ? | MKOTS3::FLATHERS | | Wed Apr 19 1995 13:57 | 7 |
| hey Raq,,,
I think you're talking about 80 % of the general population !!!
kinda sad huh ?
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392.14 | | BIGQ::SILVA | Diablo | Wed Apr 19 1995 14:05 | 8 |
| | <<< Note 392.11 by GAVEL::JANDROW >>>
| ...put others down or call them names (or have hissy fits) just because
| they don't believe things exactly the way you do...
WHAT DO YOU MEAN??? I don't agree with this at ALL! I don't believe you
said that! Man that pisses me off!!!!! :-)
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392.15 | | MKOTS3::JMARTIN | You-Had-Forty-Years!!! | Wed Apr 19 1995 15:08 | 2 |
| Call somebody an uncircumscribed Philistine when they in fact might be
circumscribed!
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392.16 | | PENUTS::DDESMAISONS | person B | Wed Apr 19 1995 15:09 | 3 |
|
.15 you can tell by the circles they hang out in.
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392.17 | | LANDO::OLIVER_B | | Wed Apr 19 1995 15:09 | 1 |
| uncircumscribed???
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392.18 | | SOLVIT::KRAWIECKI | Be vewy caweful of yapping zebwas | Wed Apr 19 1995 15:17 | 3 |
|
I think Jack's a /nasser wannabe...
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392.19 | more like norm crosby though | PENUTS::DDESMAISONS | person B | Wed Apr 19 1995 15:20 | 6 |
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>> I think Jack's a /nasser wannabe...
\nasser
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392.20 | | BIGQ::SILVA | Diablo | Wed Apr 19 1995 15:20 | 3 |
|
Hey Andy, does that mean it's wrong to be that??? :-)
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392.21 | as bad as ::BENSON ??? | RDGE44::ALEUC8 | | Wed Apr 19 1995 15:33 | 3 |
| who is/was this \nasser chap?
ric
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392.22 | | WAHOO::LEVESQUE | luxure et supplice | Wed Apr 19 1995 15:35 | 1 |
| re: .21 a noddlehead, er, noodlehead.
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392.23 | | PENUTS::DDESMAISONS | person B | Wed Apr 19 1995 15:40 | 3 |
|
doodlehead
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392.24 | | CSC32::D_STUART | | Wed Apr 19 1995 15:53 | 2 |
| watch it yall or you'll get panned
\hope this helps
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392.25 | Member of the Pox Olymp | HBFDT1::SCHARNBERG | Senior Kodierwurst | Wed Apr 19 1995 15:56 | 5 |
|
Better not miss with him.
I spell checked
\hope this helps
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392.26 | | POWDML::LAUER | Little Chamber of Fuzzy Faces | Wed Apr 19 1995 16:00 | 5 |
|
Ate a gyro with extra souse and a large cook to go.
Did his laundry with pin sole.
I miss him 8^).
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392.27 | | SALEM::MREX | | Wed Apr 19 1995 16:08 | 3 |
|
..........ask personal questions.
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392.28 | | LANDO::OLIVER_B | | Wed Apr 19 1995 16:12 | 1 |
| \nasser is a comedic genius. An original.
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392.29 | | MKOTS3::JMARTIN | You-Had-Forty-Years!!! | Wed Apr 19 1995 16:14 | 8 |
| ZZ SALEM::MREX 3 lines
ZZ 19-APR-1995 12:08
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
ZZ ..........ask personal questions.
What religion are you?
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392.30 | | WAHOO::LEVESQUE | luxure et supplice | Wed Apr 19 1995 16:23 | 3 |
| >comedic genius.
An overused term if ever I heard one.
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392.31 | | TROOA::TRP109::Chris | dedicated sybarite | Wed Apr 19 1995 16:27 | 4 |
| \nasser and gene also had a *hilarious* chess match in the last version of
soapbox.... that one had me going for days :,*)
Didn't he also have some story about cooking turkey??
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392.32 | | NETCAD::WOODFORD | I<--TheInfoWentDataWay-->I | Wed Apr 19 1995 16:29 | 13 |
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re: \nasser and cooking turkey....
Yes, he did! BWAHAHAHAHA :*) Thanks for bringing
that memory to the front of my brain! That one was
quite a classic! :*)
Terrie
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392.33 | | POBOX::BATTIS | Land shark,pool shark | Wed Apr 19 1995 16:32 | 2 |
|
whack someone upside the head with a 2x4
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392.34 | | POBOX::BATTIS | Land shark,pool shark | Wed Apr 19 1995 16:33 | 2 |
|
this /nasser was he a ballplayer or something?
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392.35 | | LANDO::OLIVER_B | | Wed Apr 19 1995 16:48 | 9 |
| > >comedic genius.
> An overused term if ever I heard one.
Who else used this term? And how frequently?
It's wrong to say that it's an overused term.
Have any evidence that it's overused?
Even the tiniest scintilla?
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392.36 | | POWDML::LAUER | Little Chamber of Fuzzy Faces | Wed Apr 19 1995 17:06 | 2 |
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Chris, Ter: See 148.0.
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392.37 | Sounds like a good separate topic | AMN1::RALTO | Made with 65% post consumer waste | Wed Apr 19 1995 17:09 | 22 |
| Can't say it's been overused in this particular forum, but here's
a partial list of people that I've heard referred to as comedic
geniuses countless times in the various media:
Charlie Chaplin
Buster Keaton
Groucho Marx
Curly Howard
Milton Berle
Sid Caesar
Lucille Ball
Jerry Lewis
Ernie Kovacs
Dick Van Dyke
Johnny Carson
John Belushi
David Letterman
And probably countless others that I'll think of later. Some of them
were/are geniuses, and others have good publicity agents.
Chris
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392.38 | | MKOTS3::JMARTIN | You-Had-Forty-Years!!! | Wed Apr 19 1995 17:20 | 1 |
| Lucille Ball was just annoying and noisy!
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392.39 | | BIGQ::SILVA | Diablo | Wed Apr 19 1995 17:24 | 1 |
| she was all red, too!
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392.40 | | MPGS::MARKEY | The bottom end of Liquid Sanctuary | Wed Apr 19 1995 17:27 | 5 |
| > she was all red, too!
How do you know, you didn't give her the test, did you? :-)
-b
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392.41 | | LANDO::OLIVER_B | | Wed Apr 19 1995 17:38 | 4 |
| >Lucille Ball was just annoying and noisy!
Yes, and so is/was Jerry Lewis. I never understood
why the French adore him so. God, he's awful. (IMO)
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392.42 | | WMOIS::GIROUARD_C | | Wed Apr 19 1995 17:48 | 7 |
| did you mean to say she's all d-e-a-d???
:-)
i know, i know...
Chip
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392.43 | | MKOTS3::JMARTIN | You-Had-Forty-Years!!! | Wed Apr 19 1995 17:48 | 9 |
| Simple. The French are annoying too.
I understand that in Paris they actually have contests to see who can
be the most annoying.
No actually, this was taken from a movie called Crazy People...starring
Dudley Moore.
-Jack
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392.44 | | MKOTS3::JMARTIN | You-Had-Forty-Years!!! | Wed Apr 19 1995 17:48 | 1 |
| Please insert smiley face on the last reply!
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392.45 | | POBOX::BATTIS | Land shark,pool shark | Wed Apr 19 1995 17:51 | 2 |
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Can't Jack, I didn't write the note.
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392.46 | | MKOTS3::JMARTIN | You-Had-Forty-Years!!! | Wed Apr 19 1995 17:52 | 1 |
| How you do it??
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392.47 | | LANDO::OLIVER_B | | Wed Apr 19 1995 17:53 | 1 |
| It's wrong to insert smiley faces after the fact.
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392.48 | | MKOTS3::JMARTIN | You-Had-Forty-Years!!! | Wed Apr 19 1995 17:58 | 1 |
| bumber!
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392.49 | | POLAR::RICHARDSON | Special Fan Club Baloney | Wed Apr 19 1995 18:02 | 1 |
| uhhhhh sorry. (tm)
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392.50 | | MKOTS3::JMARTIN | You-Had-Forty-Years!!! | Wed Apr 19 1995 18:37 | 1 |
| Thank you for your synsytyvyty (with the tm and all that!)
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392.51 | | MKOTS3::MACFAWN | My mother warned me about you... | Thu Apr 20 1995 16:45 | 13 |
| It's wrong to:
Ask a pregnant woman if "it was planned".
Swear during a parent/teacher conference.
Tell your hairdresser to "just cut it".
Tell your husband you had a dream you were having a lusty love affair
with ___________.(Insert anyone's name but your husbands)
Gail
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392.52 | | CSC32::M_EVANS | proud counter-culture McGovernik | Thu Apr 20 1995 16:52 | 6 |
| IWT
ask the mother of three wonderfuls daughters if she isn't going to try
for a boy sometime soon.
meg
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392.53 | | RDGE44::ALEUC8 | | Thu Apr 20 1995 16:52 | 5 |
| ... judge
but it's *so* hard not to!
ric
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392.54 | | RDGE44::ALEUC8 | | Thu Apr 20 1995 17:01 | 5 |
| hey i just thought ...
"it's wrong to judge" - isn't this a bit of a contradiction?
ric
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392.56 | 64-bit toilet | MKOTS3::FLATHERS | | Thu Apr 20 1995 19:06 | 7 |
| .55 ,,, oohh,, and that can get messy late at night if ya forget it's
down !!!!
We need Alpha-based toilets !!! Person walks into the bathroom,,,
and the toilet auto-detects your gender + offers you a magazine !!!
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392.57 | | POLAR::RICHARDSON | Special Fan Club Baloney | Thu Apr 20 1995 19:10 | 1 |
| What if you need a clip?
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392.58 | | MKOTS3::FLATHERS | | Thu Apr 20 1995 19:11 | 4 |
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go hunting for dear......in a bank lobby !
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392.59 | in detail ! | MKOTS3::FLATHERS | | Thu Apr 20 1995 19:13 | 4 |
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.......tell your parents about your sex life over Sunday dinner.
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392.60 | ? | MKOTS3::FLATHERS | | Thu Apr 20 1995 19:14 | 2 |
| did someone spike my coffee ????
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392.61 | | GRANPA::MWANNEMACHER | NRA member in good standing | Thu Apr 20 1995 19:14 | 8 |
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RE: .51
Tell us what you know about the last one on your list, Gail. ;')
Mike
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392.62 | | POLAR::RICHARDSON | Special Fan Club Baloney | Thu Apr 20 1995 19:18 | 1 |
| How does one hunt dear?
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392.63 | | MKOTS3::FLATHERS | | Thu Apr 20 1995 19:22 | 7 |
| > How does one hunt dear?
You squatt down motionless.....from 4:00am untilll.........
just watchout for the bank lobby cameras....
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392.64 | yup | MKOTS3::FLATHERS | | Thu Apr 20 1995 19:23 | 6 |
|
oh that's right.....typo freaks live here....
"deer"
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392.65 | | MPGS::MARKEY | The bottom end of Liquid Sanctuary | Thu Apr 20 1995 19:24 | 5 |
|
I've been known to hunt dear at various Worcester area
watering holes! :-) :-)
-b
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392.66 | | MKOTS3::FLATHERS | | Thu Apr 20 1995 20:01 | 8 |
| .65,,,
What pickup line do ya use ????
"Hey babe, want-ta see my rifle?"
:^)
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392.67 | | MKOTS3::FLATHERS | | Thu Apr 20 1995 20:06 | 6 |
| It's wrong too.........
spend too much time in the BOX.
oh well......backtowork
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392.68 | aint life grand | TROOA::TEMPLETON | | Fri Apr 21 1995 02:09 | 7 |
| enjoy it
even if you know it is wrong to, too, two, oh heck,
also
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392.69 | Talk Hard | SNOFS1::DAVISM | And monkeys might fly outa my butt! | Fri Apr 21 1995 02:13 | 1 |
| Snarf!
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392.70 | | WMOIS::GIROUARD_C | | Fri Apr 21 1995 11:15 | 3 |
| pee into the wind...
Chip
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392.71 | | MKOTS3::MACFAWN | My mother warned me about you... | Fri Apr 21 1995 12:53 | 11 |
| re: .61
Mike,
Don't get your hopes up...it wasn't you I was dreaming about. As a
matter of fact, the last "affair" dream I had, I didn't even know who
this guy was. (Maybe it WAS you? 8*} ) I can tell you one thing
though...God was he HOT!
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392.72 | | WMOIS::GIROUARD_C | | Fri Apr 21 1995 12:57 | 3 |
| -1 get a room! :-)
Chip
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392.73 | | POBOX::BATTIS | Land shark,pool shark | Fri Apr 21 1995 13:28 | 2 |
|
tug on Superman's cape
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392.74 | | POBOX::BATTIS | Land shark,pool shark | Fri Apr 21 1995 13:28 | 2 |
|
spit into the wind
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392.75 | | POBOX::BATTIS | Land shark,pool shark | Fri Apr 21 1995 13:29 | 2 |
|
mess around with Jim
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392.76 | | SOLVIT::KRAWIECKI | Be vewy caweful of yapping zebwas | Fri Apr 21 1995 13:38 | 8 |
|
RE:
Last bunch of 10 or so...
Are you sure they're all "It's wrong to.." ??
Or just plain "stupid"...
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392.77 | | GAVEL::JANDROW | | Fri Apr 21 1995 13:41 | 7 |
|
you forgot
"pull the mask off of the ol' lone ranger..."
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392.78 | | WMOIS::GIROUARD_C | | Fri Apr 21 1995 13:42 | 3 |
| it's all relative, Andy...
Chip
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392.79 | | RDGE44::ALEUC8 | | Fri Apr 21 1995 13:43 | 9 |
| .78
hahahahahaha
8^)
better hope ::BENSON don't read dat
ric
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392.80 | Who's? | SOLVIT::KRAWIECKI | Be vewy caweful of yapping zebwas | Fri Apr 21 1995 13:44 | 4 |
|
We talkin' about relatives???
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392.81 | | GAVEL::JANDROW | | Fri Apr 21 1995 13:44 | 4 |
|
i am NOT related...
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392.82 | | WMOIS::GIROUARD_C | | Fri Apr 21 1995 13:44 | 3 |
| ::BENSON's I guess...
Chip
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392.83 | | POBOX::BATTIS | Land shark,pool shark | Fri Apr 21 1995 14:02 | 2 |
|
thanks raq, I knew i was forgetting one of the lines
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392.84 | It's wrong to... | LANDO::OLIVER_B | | Fri Apr 21 1995 14:14 | 1 |
| ...tell someone how they should think and live.
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392.85 | 8^) | POWDML::BUCKLEY | | Fri Apr 21 1995 16:14 | 1 |
| think Witches are cool!
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392.86 | | SUBURB::COOKS | Half Man,Half Biscuit | Fri Apr 21 1995 16:47 | 5 |
| Count every penny when purchasing something in a shop. (I hope all
wimmin reading this take note).
To leave behind an unfinished drink.
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392.87 | INCOMING!!!!! | SOLVIT::KRAWIECKI | Be vewy caweful of yapping zebwas | Fri Apr 21 1995 16:56 | 4 |
|
> (I hope all wimmin reading this take note).
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392.88 | | PENUTS::DDESMAISONS | person B | Fri Apr 21 1995 16:58 | 5 |
|
.86 preposterous. what's wrong with leaving behind an
unfinished drink? it's the cleverest thing to do
with it.
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392.89 | | LANDO::OLIVER_B | | Fri Apr 21 1995 17:06 | 2 |
| ...to nose mine when you're stopped at a traffic light.
(hope all myn reading this take note.)
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392.90 | eeeeeeeeeewwwwwww!!! | SOLVIT::KRAWIECKI | Be vewy caweful of yapping zebwas | Fri Apr 21 1995 17:11 | 1 |
|
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392.91 | | WAHOO::LEVESQUE | luxure et supplice | Fri Apr 21 1995 17:15 | 3 |
| >to nose mine
To nose your what? Since when has nose become a verb? :-)
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392.92 | | POLAR::RICHARDSON | Special Fan Club Baloney | Fri Apr 21 1995 17:18 | 1 |
| He nose what he means.
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392.94 | | WAHOO::LEVESQUE | luxure et supplice | Fri Apr 21 1995 17:22 | 3 |
| rhetorical question n. A question to which no answer is expected.
p591, AHD
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392.95 | | WAHOO::LEVESQUE | luxure et supplice | Fri Apr 21 1995 17:22 | 1 |
| IWT: answer rhetorical questions
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392.97 | %^> | GAVEL::JANDROW | | Fri Apr 21 1995 17:29 | 9 |
|
<---
i think i recognized all those obscenities... :> :> :>
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392.98 | | LANDO::OLIVER_B | | Fri Apr 21 1995 17:30 | 2 |
| A nose is a nose is a nose.
To mine is to mine is to mine.
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392.99 | | WAHOO::LEVESQUE | luxure et supplice | Fri Apr 21 1995 17:34 | 1 |
| Whassamatta, Donnie? Did I hurt your feelings? Awww. I'm sorry.
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392.100 | | CSLALL::HENDERSON | Learning to lean | Fri Apr 21 1995 17:36 | 4 |
|
Pass up a snarf!
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392.101 | | TROOA::COLLINS | From Sheilus to the Reefs of Kizmar | Fri Apr 21 1995 17:42 | 3 |
|
...start a tradition of post-snarfing.
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392.102 | | SOLVIT::KRAWIECKI | Be vewy caweful of yapping zebwas | Fri Apr 21 1995 17:59 | 5 |
|
You Canucks always were a little slow....
;)
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392.103 | | TROOA::COLLINS | From Sheilus to the Reefs of Kizmar | Fri Apr 21 1995 18:01 | 3 |
|
The cold makes us sluggish and docile. :^)
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392.104 | Yuck! | ODIXIE::ZOGRAN | Youngest one's walking - OH NO! | Fri Apr 21 1995 18:25 | 9 |
| You can pick your friends.
You can pick your nose.
Can you pick your friends nose?
HTH
Dan
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392.105 | | GAVEL::JANDROW | | Fri Apr 21 1995 18:28 | 5 |
|
depends on how well you know your friend... :> :>
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392.106 | | SOLVIT::KRAWIECKI | Be vewy caweful of yapping zebwas | Fri Apr 21 1995 19:32 | 4 |
|
Is that anything like sucking toes???
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392.107 | | POWDML::LAUER | Little Chamber of Fuzzy Faces | Fri Apr 21 1995 19:41 | 4 |
|
omigawd
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392.108 | | POLAR::RICHARDSON | Special Fan Club Butt Tinkering | Fri Apr 21 1995 19:49 | 1 |
| 8^@
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392.109 | | BIGQ::SILVA | Diablo | Fri Apr 21 1995 19:55 | 1 |
| ....sing the song Popsicle Toes?
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392.110 | | POWDML::LAUER | Little Chamber of Fuzzy Faces | Fri Apr 21 1995 19:59 | 2 |
|
<-- YES. YES. It is terribly wrong to sing the song "Popsicle Toes".
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392.111 | | BIGQ::SILVA | Diablo | Fri Apr 21 1995 20:19 | 3 |
|
If only I could remember the words.....
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392.112 | i _like_ that song | PENUTS::DDESMAISONS | person B | Fri Apr 21 1995 20:20 | 6 |
|
You've got the nicest North America
This sailor ever saw;
I'd like to feel your warm Brazil and touch your
Panama...
|
392.113 | | COVERT::COVERT | John R. Covert | Fri Apr 21 1995 20:21 | 1 |
| Into hats, is he?
|
392.114 | | SHRCTR::SIGEL | Takin' care of business and workin' overtime | Fri Apr 21 1995 20:22 | 4 |
| tell someone they can't cook when they go all out to make you a big
dinner and none of the food has any taste. You cant tell them cause
they will never invite you to another dinner which means you dont have
to cook ;-}
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392.115 | | POBOX::BATTIS | Land shark,pool shark | Fri Apr 21 1995 20:37 | 3 |
|
er Lynne, I take it you had to eat this "food" right?? Just bring
along some Maalox.
|
392.116 | | CSC32::C_BENNETT | | Tue Apr 25 1995 19:02 | 2 |
| bomb a Federal Building...
|
392.117 | | BUSY::SLABOUNTY | Trouble with a capital 'T' | Tue Apr 25 1995 19:15 | 6 |
|
No, it's only wrong to bomb a federal building with federal
employees inside.
A building full of civilians is fair game.
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392.118 | | SOLVIT::KRAWIECKI | Be vewy caweful of yapping zebwas | Tue Apr 25 1995 19:34 | 4 |
|
"alleged" civilians...
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392.119 | | POLAR::RICHARDSON | Special Fan Club Butt Tinkering | Tue Apr 25 1995 19:35 | 1 |
| guilty civilians are always fair game.
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392.120 | | CONSLT::MCBRIDE | Reformatted to fit your screen | Fri Apr 28 1995 18:45 | 15 |
| To try to fool mother nature.
Put oil in your bell housing.
Put sugar in one's gas tank.
Chew gum loudly.
Talk with your mouth full.
Interrupt someone when they are talking.
Yank a tiger's tail.
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392.121 | | CSOA1::LEECH | | Fri Apr 28 1995 20:18 | 12 |
| Tug on Superman's cape..
Spit into the wind..
Pull the mask of the Lone Ranger...
Mess around with Jim.
[strange, but these all popped into my head at the same time 8^) ]
-steve
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392.122 | | REFINE::KOMAR | The Barbarian | Fri Apr 28 1995 20:28 | 3 |
| I wonder why. :-)
ME
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392.123 | | BUSY::SLABOUNTY | Trouble with a capital 'T' | Fri Apr 28 1995 20:32 | 7 |
|
Geez, 2 days after the 1st softball practice of the season, here
I am sore as anything and can hardly move ... and I haven't stop-
ped laughing all day!!
Now cut that out!!
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392.124 | | MOLAR::DELBALSO | I (spade) my (dogface) | Fri Apr 28 1995 20:36 | 3 |
| . . . reuse letters in an anagram more frequently than they appear in the
original word.
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392.125 | | CALDEC::RAH | an outlaw in town | Fri Apr 28 1995 23:27 | 2 |
|
crotch Cam Neely with a hockey stick
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392.127 | | 42344::CBH | Lager Lout | Mon May 01 1995 12:30 | 6 |
| I think people should be more creative with anagrams, and extend the
mere jumbling up of letters by adding and removing some, for example:
Conservative MP = complete and utter tosser.
Chris.
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392.128 | Fertilizer bomb .NE. brief blitz for me | MOLAR::DELBALSO | I (spade) my (dogface) | Mon May 01 1995 14:37 | 7 |
| re: .126
Tsk. Tsk. Thought I noticed an extra "f" in 393.684. Oh, well, maybe
you just borrowed it from another one where it hadn't been used . . .
:^)
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392.130 | | DASHER::RALSTON | anagram: mortal snot | Mon May 01 1995 16:17 | 5 |
| >I dunno, must be the software
That's what I figured. :)
...Tom
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392.131 | | NOTIME::SACKS | Gerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085 | Mon May 01 1995 16:25 | 1 |
| It's the wetware.
|
392.133 | | POBOX::BATTIS | Land shark,pool shark | Mon May 01 1995 18:48 | 4 |
|
> Mr. Topaz
Anagram: Zap mort
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392.134 | | 42344::CBH | Lager Lout | Mon May 01 1995 18:51 | 3 |
| Been there, done that...
Chris$sarky.
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392.135 | | LANDO::OLIVER_B | | Mon May 01 1995 19:04 | 1 |
| It's wrong to have been there and done that.
|
392.136 | | JULIET::MORALES_NA | Sweet Spirit's Gentle Breeze | Mon May 01 1995 19:11 | 1 |
| Been there done that! :-) And I did it first!
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392.137 | | DASHER::RALSTON | Anagram: Lost hat on Mars | Mon May 01 1995 20:03 | 5 |
| >Anagram: Lost hat on Mars
I like it!
...Tom
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392.138 | | SPEZKO::FRASER | Mobius Loop; see other side | Mon May 01 1995 20:26 | 4 |
| Mr Don Topaz
Anagram: Mozart Pond
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392.139 | | POLAR::RICHARDSON | Shiver me chambers | Mon May 01 1995 20:54 | 3 |
| Mister Andy Fraser
Anagram: randy sister farmer
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392.140 | | GAVEL::JANDROW | Green-Eyed Lady | Mon May 01 1995 21:12 | 4 |
|
no offense, tom, but i like mortal snot better... ;> ;> ;>
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392.141 | :*) | SPEZKO::FRASER | Mobius Loop; see other side | Mon May 01 1995 21:18 | 4 |
| GRichardson
Anagram: Groins Chard
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392.142 | 8^) | POLAR::RICHARDSON | Creamy Present Chamber Deliveries | Mon May 01 1995 21:21 | 3 |
| Andy Fraser
Anagram: Arse Nad Fry
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392.144 | Talk Hard | SNOFS1::DAVISM | Happy Harry Hard On | Thu Aug 31 1995 04:40 | 9 |
| be blunt on the phone to fellow boxers ! I didn't realise at the time,
so I guess I can get away with it :*)
I called to speak to someone earlier and a boxer answered, I wasn't
paying attention at the time and didn't realise until I was put through
to the bloke I wanted to talk to. I wasn't in a very good mood with
someone... errr..... (innocent smile) :*}
Sorry Chele.
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392.145 | | GIDDAY::BURT | DPD (tm) | Thu Aug 31 1995 04:44 | 5 |
| *I* forgive you Martin
- it's been interesting listening to the commentary on the
subject you haven't mentioned.
Chele
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392.146 | Talk Hard | SNOFS1::DAVISM | Happy Harry Hard On | Thu Aug 31 1995 04:50 | 5 |
| Ya mean you ear-wigged the conversation ?? :*)
Or has there been words said at that end of the building !! I'm
innocent that's all I can say. It's other parts of a certain
revenue incremental team that have been causing problems !!!
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392.147 | | GIDDAY::BURT | DPD (tm) | Thu Aug 31 1995 05:32 | 4 |
| There have been words - some of them can even be used in polite company!
Chele
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392.148 | Talk Hard | SNOFS1::DAVISM | Happy Harry Hard On | Thu Aug 31 1995 05:43 | 2 |
| Don't beieve a word of it (unless it was nice things about me!). Only I
know the unbiased truth.
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392.149 | | GIDDAY::BURT | DPD (tm) | Thu Aug 31 1995 22:34 | 3 |
| Sure - you and the Tooth Fairy.
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392.150 | Talk Hard | SNOFS1::DAVISM | Happy Harry Hard On | Fri Sep 01 1995 03:46 | 1 |
| Cowwect !!
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392.151 | | BIGQ::SILVA | Diablo | Fri Sep 01 1995 11:21 | 7 |
| | <<< Note 392.149 by GIDDAY::BURT "DPD (tm)" >>>
| Sure - you and the Tooth Fairy.
HEY! The tooth Fairy is a good friend of mine....so I will talk to him
and get the dirt on Martin! :-)
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392.152 | Talk Hard | SNOFS1::DAVISM | Happy Harry Hard On | Mon Sep 04 1995 01:12 | 1 |
| Hey pal, there ain't no dirt on me !! :*)
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392.153 | | BIGQ::SILVA | Diablo | Mon Sep 04 1995 14:41 | 1 |
| <---- I like a man who showers reguarly! :-)
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392.154 | | TROOA::COLLINS | Computer Room of the Damned | Fri Oct 06 1995 18:24 | 3 |
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...be naked.
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392.155 | | POLAR::RICHARDSON | Pettin' & Sofa Settin' | Fri Oct 06 1995 18:51 | 1 |
| ... be bare naked.
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392.156 | | BIGQ::SILVA | Diablo | Fri Oct 06 1995 20:01 | 1 |
| to cry naked
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392.157 | | WAHOO::LEVESQUE | sunlight held together by water | Mon Oct 09 1995 11:56 | 1 |
| be alone and naked.
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392.158 | | POLAR::RICHARDSON | Pettin' & Sofa Settin' | Mon Oct 09 1995 16:24 | 1 |
| So, I have to shower with someone?
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392.159 | | WAHOO::LEVESQUE | sunlight held together by water | Mon Oct 09 1995 16:25 | 1 |
| Absolutely. Conserve water!
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392.160 | | POLAR::RICHARDSON | Pettin' & Sofa Settin' | Mon Oct 09 1995 18:59 | 2 |
| And what about sharing flushes? Or is that going too far? Not that I
always go potty naked.
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392.161 | | BIGQ::SILVA | Diablo | Mon Oct 09 1995 19:00 | 3 |
|
Glenn, if you have been in an outhouse, you have shared. :-)
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392.162 | | POLAR::RICHARDSON | Pettin' & Sofa Settin' | Mon Oct 09 1995 19:22 | 1 |
| A flushing outhouse?
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392.163 | | MPGS::MARKEY | Manly yes, but I like it too | Mon Oct 09 1995 19:22 | 10 |
| > And what about sharing flushes? Or is that going too far? Not that I
> always go potty naked.
Not sure where I heard this (maybe I read it in wacky news
briefs), but somewhere there was a case of a guy who was
arrested hiding in "the pit" of an outhouse; he liked to
get in there and watch wimmins go to the bathroom from
what he considered to be the ideal vantage point.
-b
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392.164 | | BUSY::SLABOUNTY | A swift kick in the butt - $1 | Mon Oct 09 1995 19:27 | 3 |
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Eeeeeeeyyyyyuuuuuuuwwwww!!
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392.165 | | POLAR::RICHARDSON | Pettin' & Sofa Settin' | Mon Oct 09 1995 19:40 | 2 |
| After I read stuff like that I am relieved to know that I am nearly
sane.
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