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Conference back40::soapbox

Title:Soapbox. Just Soapbox.
Notice:No more new notes
Moderator:WAHOO::LEVESQUEONS
Created:Thu Nov 17 1994
Last Modified:Fri Jun 06 1997
Last Successful Update:Fri Jun 06 1997
Number of topics:862
Total number of notes:339684

358.0. "Pout Registration" by POLAR::RICHARDSON (KFC and tandem potty tricks) Thu Mar 23 1995 14:03

    Register all pouts here.
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358.1WAHOO::LEVESQUEluxure et suppliceThu Mar 23 1995 14:261
    :-(
358.2CSLALL::HENDERSONFriend will you be ready?Thu Mar 23 1995 14:304


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358.3CSOA1::LEECHGo Hogs!Thu Mar 23 1995 14:322
    Isn't a TTHT topic enough?  If I want to pout, I'll pout in there.  Oh
    wait, but that's *whining*, isn't it?  Never mind.
358.4RDGE44::ALEUC8Thu Mar 23 1995 14:395
    .3
    
    trust you to split hairs
    
    ric
358.5NETCAD::WOODFORDPracticing Passive AgressionThu Mar 23 1995 14:409
    
    
    
    8*{
    
    
    
    Terrie
    
358.6TROOA::COLLINSIons in the ether...Thu Mar 23 1995 14:413
    
    :-Q
    
358.7CSLALL::HENDERSONFriend will you be ready?Thu Mar 23 1995 14:484


 =:-O
358.8MKOTS3::JMARTINYou-Had-Forty-Years!!!Thu Mar 23 1995 14:521
    I have to go to the bathroom and I'm on hold with a customer!
358.9SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIYap! Yap! Yap! Yap! Yap! Yap! Yap!Thu Mar 23 1995 15:007
    
    
     Jack...
    
     You always set yourself up like that??
    
    You know somebody (guess who?) is gonna nail you about it!!!
358.10MKOTS3::JMARTINYou-Had-Forty-Years!!!Thu Mar 23 1995 15:038
    Yes...I can just hear it now...
    
    Jack me boy...if you had thought ahead and prepared yourself, you
    wouldn't be in this predicament.  Better yet, if you had pushed harder
    this morning you wouldn't be utilizing company utilities and wasting
    Digital money by flushing the toilet.  Can you actually prove you have
    to go to the bathroom, or are you just talking out of your mile wide to
    make us feel sorry for you?
358.11GAVEL::JANDROWThu Mar 23 1995 15:415
    
    
    %^,<
    
    
358.12NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Thu Mar 23 1995 15:441
Raq, what happened to the left side of your mustache?
358.13RDGE44::ALEUC8Thu Mar 23 1995 15:443
    }|^(
    
    ric
358.14GAVEL::JANDROWThu Mar 23 1995 15:455
    
    
    that's a tear, silly...i was pouting...
    
    
358.15NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Thu Mar 23 1995 15:471
ric, I like your wraparound shades, but you need a new toupee.
358.16POLAR::RICHARDSONKFC and tandem potty tricksThu Mar 23 1995 15:471
    Um, your tear was coming out of your nostril?
358.17RDGE44::ALEUC8Thu Mar 23 1995 15:555
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    those ain't wraparounds, it's cos i'm Chinese
    
    ric
358.18GAVEL::JANDROWThu Mar 23 1995 16:025
    
    
    no...glennetc...it was just sliding down my face...
    
    
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358.20Poutine DigestionTROOA::COLLINSIons in the ether...Thu Mar 23 1995 20:071
    
358.21The only good poutWREATH::SNIDERBecause that's the way it IS!Thu Mar 23 1995 20:1012
    How about a ....
    
    
    Hornpout (he he)
    
    
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358.22SWAM2::SMITH_MAThu Mar 23 1995 21:101
    It's my pouty and I'll pout if I want to.
358.23POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of Fuzzy FacesFri Mar 24 1995 04:261
    	8^/
358.24BIGQ::SILVASquirrels R MeFri Mar 24 1995 13:284


	:'-(
358.25POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of NightmaresThu May 02 1996 00:395
    
    
    		8,^{
    
    
358.26BSS::PROCTOR_RFozil makes three, and ChooChoo makes FOUR!Thu May 02 1996 00:496
    
    
    
    
    	#:{
    
358.27TROOA::BUTKOVICHI am NOT a wind stealer!Thu May 02 1996 04:133
    
    
    		=B-(
358.28WAHOO::LEVESQUEa legend begins at its endThu May 02 1996 11:481
    :^<
358.29SOLVIT::KRAWIECKItumble to remove jerksThu May 02 1996 13:341
    *B'I
358.30BUSY::SLABOUNTYYour mother has an outie!!Thu May 02 1996 13:535
    
    	Has this topic been "blessed" yet?
    
    	Long overdue, if not.
    
358.31For your comfort and enjoyment...CBHVAX::CBHMr. CreosoteThu May 02 1996 14:3015
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358.32BSS::PROCTOR_RFozil's 3; Chooch makes 4!Thu May 02 1996 15:417
    I just got a letter from the Department Of Pouts;
    
    Everybody who registered a pout in this thread owes the DOP $40.
    
    Make checks payable to Bob Proctor; Rep. of the Dept. of Pouts.
    
    MS CX03, 1/I10
358.33Hey buddy....VMSNET::M_MACIOLEKFour54 Camaro/Only way to flyThu May 02 1996 16:3316
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358.34SMURF::BINDERUva uvam vivendo variatThu May 02 1996 16:391
    Now *that* is a pout!
358.35EDITEX::MOOREGetOuttaMyChairFri May 03 1996 06:095
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    Pay the Proctorologist $40. Why pout over it ?
    
    
358.36BSS::PROCTOR_RFozil's 3; Chooch makes 4!Fri May 03 1996 13:421
    {sound of cash register drawer slamming shut}