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Conference back40::soapbox

Title:Soapbox. Just Soapbox.
Notice:No more new notes
Moderator:WAHOO::LEVESQUEONS
Created:Thu Nov 17 1994
Last Modified:Fri Jun 06 1997
Last Successful Update:Fri Jun 06 1997
Number of topics:862
Total number of notes:339684

216.0. "For Sale" by PNTAGN::WARRENFELTZR () Tue Dec 27 1994 16:02

    This topic is to list "For Sale" items that are really not for
    sale...read the next entry and you'll see what I mean.
    
    Ron
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216.1Slightly overbearing MILPNTAGN::WARRENFELTZRTue Dec 27 1994 16:055
    One overdone and extremely overbearing MIL-loves to be a live-in, in
    your face type...may mean well but is really mean!  Her daughter BTW
    would love for her to vacate the premises...
    
    ANY offer is automatically accepted.
216.2GRANPA::MWANNEMACHERyup, it's a watchamacallitTue Dec 27 1994 16:1611
    
    
    
    Pay me $5000 a month and I'll take her.
    
    I feel sorry for Lori.  She has to put up with both her mother and you. 
    Good thing she has Sarah around to keep her sane. :')
    
    
    
    
216.3PNTAGN::WARRENFELTZRTue Dec 27 1994 16:474
    Mikey;
    
    I talked to Lisa last week when I picked up the gift from Gene and she
    said "Thankfully, he's out for now!"
216.4:')GRANPA::MWANNEMACHERyup, it's a watchamacallitTue Dec 27 1994 16:522
    
    Your wit is as sharp as your belly, Ronald........
216.5PNTAGN::WARRENFELTZRTue Dec 27 1994 16:531
    yea, Mikey, but in your case, the truth really hurts!
216.6PNTAGN::WARRENFELTZRTue Dec 27 1994 16:563
    BTW, once I gave a look over to my wife, got up off the couch and went
    into my office for over 2 hours...luckily Mikey came over for a visit
    showing off his new collection
216.7WMOIS::GIROUARD_CTue Dec 27 1994 17:033
    My virginity (slightly used, but not used up).
    
    Chip
216.8POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of EcstacyTue Dec 27 1994 17:042
    
    Where's Nancy when you need her?
216.9HAAG::HAAGTue Dec 27 1994 17:151
    one box of rocky mountain oysters. i'm cleaning the fridge.
216.10Mmmmm, good.BSS::DEASONYearning to EarnTue Dec 27 1994 19:241
    <---- Great! how long have those things been hangin' around?
216.11GAVEL::JANDROWRaquelfTue Dec 27 1994 19:416
    
    cleaning the fridge??  that's a lot of bull...
    
    :>
    
    
216.12CSLALL::HENDERSONLearning to leanTue Dec 27 1994 19:494


 I think he's nuts
216.13JULIET::MORALES_NASweet Spirit's Gentle BreezeTue Dec 27 1994 20:024
    My local Sushi Chef was saying that he had some Rocky Mountain Oysters
    for sale... when queried a bit closer, he didn't know what they were!
    
    
216.14HAAG::HAAGTue Dec 27 1994 20:111
    the oysters have been sold. sorry folks.
216.15LJSRV2::KALIKOWSERVE&lt;a href=&quot;SURF_GLOBAL&quot;&gt;LOCAL&lt;/a&gt;Tue Dec 27 1994 23:231
    I would have thought you'd want to remain undescended to our level...
216.16HAAG::HAAGWed Dec 28 1994 02:241
    but dano, YOUR level got 'em.
216.17POLAR::RICHARDSONWed Dec 28 1994 03:2310
    A personality or two.
    
    Um. make it three.
    
    Glenn/Deirdre/Pamela/Franny/Ned/Dierdre/Anton/Sean/Alice/Jimi/Pauline/Rex/
    Nathan/Melanie/Ursula
    
    
    
    
216.19LJSRV2::KALIKOWSERVE&lt;a href=&quot;SURF_GLOBAL&quot;&gt;LOCAL&lt;/a&gt;Wed Dec 28 1994 08:374
    Thank all Gods 'e retained all 'is nappies for 'is private collection!
    
    Heiko ol' bean, methinks the ozone hole has got to ya.  :-)
    
216.20HBFDT2::SCHARNBERGSenior KodierwurstWed Dec 28 1994 09:042
    
    I won't adress this assumption prior to consulting my ozone lawyer.
216.21TROOA::COLLINSNothing wrong $100 wouldn't fix.Wed Dec 28 1994 11:468
    
    Glenn,
    
    Tell me more about Anton...sounds like he may be the kind of corporate,
    take-charge, go-getter personality I need!   :^)
    
    jc
    
216.22;-)CONSLT::MCBRIDEaspiring peasantWed Dec 28 1994 12:002
    How long will .18 stay with a <R.O.> in plain view?  Or are the box
    virtues for sale as well?  
216.23GAVEL::JANDROWRaquelfWed Dec 28 1994 12:494
    
    <--- i wondered the same thing, too, when i saw it...
    
    
216.24KERNEL::MVD03::newberypWed Dec 28 1994 13:041
algerian airline aeroplane parts for 737(slightly soiled)
216.25CSLALL::HENDERSONLearning to leanWed Dec 28 1994 13:119

 If you are talking about the plane in the recent hijacking, it was
 Air France and it was an A300, not 737.




Jim
216.26nertzCSSREG::BROWNKB1MZ FN42Wed Dec 28 1994 13:263
    re the mountain oysters, someone's getting mighty testy lately...
    
    
216.27KERNEL::MVD03::newberypWed Dec 28 1994 13:494
re 25
I was talking about the 737 which crashed in coventry last week,does 
anybody want to buy a power pylon?
		Paul
216.28CSLALL::HENDERSONLearning to leanWed Dec 28 1994 14:003

 Sorry...
216.29POLAR::RICHARDSONWed Dec 28 1994 14:011
    Anton is a silly person but certainly a self starter.
216.30HBFDT2::SCHARNBERGSenior KodierwurstThu Dec 29 1994 08:0233
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216.32POBOX::BATTISWhen in doubt, foul a freshmanThu Dec 29 1994 18:193
    
    One slight beaten up Democratic president, answers to slick, will
    accept best offer.
216.33USAT05::SANDERRMon Nov 27 1995 21:233
    not his reputation
    
    Not Roger
216.34Garth Brooks-Sat Jul 20THEMAX::SMITH_SI (neuter) my (catbutt)Wed Jul 03 1996 02:177
    For Sale:
    2 Garth Brooks Tickets
    Mcnichols Arena, Denver,CO
    Sec 18, Row R, Seats 5&6
    
    A steal at $50/each
    -ss
216.35CSLALL::HENDERSONEvery knee shall bowWed Jul 03 1996 02:183

 Dang..I have to wash my car that night.
216.36MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Wed Jul 03 1996 03:042
Who's Garth Brooks?

216.37CSC32::M_EVANSI'd rather be gardeningWed Jul 03 1996 03:051
    I think he has friends in low places.
216.38oxymoron: country musicSALEM::DODAA little too smart for a big dumb townWed Jul 03 1996 12:424
For a guy that grew up as a big KISS fan, he certainly has gone 
downhill...

daryll
216.39so thereHBAHBA::HAASmore madness, less horrorWed Jul 03 1996 14:093
>                          -< oxymoron: country music >-

You'll smoke a bong in hell for that one.
216.40SALEM::DODAA little too smart for a big dumb townWed Jul 03 1996 14:196
Yeah yeah yeah....

Go ahead and tell me that Joe Diffie is an accomplished 
musician...

daryll
216.41BUSY::SLABOUNTYCatch you later!!Wed Jul 03 1996 14:257
    
    	Hey, Garth is pretty good ... and Joe Diffie's "Third Rock from
    	the Sun" isn't 1/2 bad either.
    
    	But $50 each for tickets IS a steal ... and .34 is doing the
    	stealing.  8^)
    
216.42BULEAN::BANKSWed Jul 03 1996 14:282
Country Music: oxymoron, as stated before
Garth Brooks: As above, but minus the first three letters
216.43has its meritsHBAHBA::HAASmore madness, less horrorWed Jul 03 1996 14:343
re: country music.

At least you can drink beer while listening to it.
216.44BULEAN::BANKSWed Jul 03 1996 14:357
> At least you can drink beer while listening to it.

prolly explains why I've always found beer to be less appealing than equine
urine.

(Then again, I do make it a point to take my horse urine pill at least once
a day...)
216.45SMURF::BINDERErrabit quicquid errare potest.Wed Jul 03 1996 14:364
    .43
    
    I assure you, it is not necessary to be listening to country mu- mu-
    mus-  aw, crap, I can't say it, country noise in order to drink beer.
216.46now that's MerkinHBAHBA::HAASmore madness, less horrorWed Jul 03 1996 14:377
>> At least you can drink beer while listening to it.
>
>prolly explains why I've always found beer to be less appealing than equine
>urine.

I value your difference. I will fight to my death to defend your right to
drink equine urine.
216.47THEMAX::SMITH_SI (neuter) my (catbutt)Mon Jul 08 1996 21:387
    re .41
    
    Hey,
    
    I've seen these tickets going in the newspaper for $75/ea.
    I know I'll get rid of them.
    -ss
216.48ASIC::RANDOLPHTom R. N1OOQTue Jul 09 1996 16:5911
>           <<< Note 216.41 by BUSY::SLABOUNTY "Catch you later!!" >>>
    
>    	Hey, Garth is pretty good ... and Joe Diffie's "Third Rock from
>    	the Sun" isn't 1/2 bad either.

Heh heh... my wife and I listen to country stations off and on... we've
counted, so far, 5 songs with very nearly that exact same melody. Had 'em all
in memory once, but the only one I can remember right now is "Watermelon
Crawl".

I find country grates on my nerves after about 3 songs.
216.49THEMAX::SMITH_SI (neuter) my (catbutt)Tue Jul 09 1996 23:301
    It's not only C/W that shares melodys and familiarities.
216.50SMURF::BINDERErrabit quicquid errare potest.Wed Jul 10 1996 16:391
    C/W has melodies?
216.51THEMAX::SMITH_SHanover FistWed Jul 10 1996 22:111
    Yes it does.
216.52BIGQ::SILVAI'm out, therefore I amThu Jul 11 1996 13:403
	If it weren't for country music, the divorce rate would be lower. CM
made 	D I V O R C E   a household word!
216.53EST::RANDOLPHTom R. N1OOQThu Jul 11 1996 14:547
Perhaps I should clarify a bit...

We counted five currently popular, likely to be played on the same station on
the same day, songs with nearly the exact same melody.

I can do this for rock too, but none of them are currently popular, nor were
they released even within a year or two...
216.54NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Thu Jul 11 1996 15:031
For Sale, people, For Sale!
216.55THEMAX::SMITH_SHanover FistThu Jul 11 1996 21:091
    Maybe we need a C/W topic...
216.56BUSY::SLABOUNTYA swift kick in the butt - $1Thu Jul 11 1996 21:258
    
    	"What the world needs now,
    	 is a new Bill Ray Cyrus,
    	 so I can get you into my bed.
    	 What the word needs now,
    	 is another C/W singer,
    	 like I need a hole in my head."
    
216.57THEMAX::SMITH_SHanover FistThu Jul 11 1996 22:261
    maybe it's not a good idea then
216.58Coul'be valuable somedayMOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Thu Jul 18 1996 17:225
About a dozen and a half DIGITAL phone directories ranging from 1983 to 1991,
not a complete set.

Free to the first one to pick 'em up at my office.