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214.1 | | HAAG::HAAG | Rode hard. Put up wet. | Thu Dec 22 1994 17:01 | 1 |
| ....had a pet die and cry over it for days?
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214.2 | | HAAG::HAAG | Rode hard. Put up wet. | Thu Dec 22 1994 17:01 | 1 |
| ....polished your car so much you could see your reflection in it?
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214.3 | | CSC32::M_EVANS | My other car is a kirby | Thu Dec 22 1994 17:01 | 1 |
| Cried over your currnet prey before field dressing it?
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214.4 | | USAT02::WARRENFELTZR | | Thu Dec 22 1994 17:02 | 1 |
| wished Haag would just shut up?
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214.5 | | HAAG::HAAG | Rode hard. Put up wet. | Thu Dec 22 1994 17:02 | 2 |
| ....looked into a childs face and marvelled at the absolute trust they
have in you?
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214.6 | | HAAG::HAAG | Rode hard. Put up wet. | Thu Dec 22 1994 17:02 | 1 |
| ....walked hand in hand with someone you love on a warm open beach?
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214.7 | | HAAG::HAAG | Rode hard. Put up wet. | Thu Dec 22 1994 17:03 | 1 |
| ....seen close friends die before your very eyes?
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214.8 | | HAAG::HAAG | Rode hard. Put up wet. | Thu Dec 22 1994 17:04 | 2 |
| ....thrown tomatoes at the bullies driving down mainstreet? and scored
a direct hit and ran like hell?
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214.9 | | HAAG::HAAG | Rode hard. Put up wet. | Thu Dec 22 1994 17:05 | 1 |
| ....cried over leaving a loved one when being shipped off to war?
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214.10 | | HAAG::HAAG | Rode hard. Put up wet. | Thu Dec 22 1994 17:05 | 1 |
| ....been standing on a damn when it suddently gave way?
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214.11 | | USAT02::WARRENFELTZR | | Thu Dec 22 1994 17:06 | 2 |
| ...too bad yer just recycling the ones from the last box...I gnu ewe
didn't have an originality...
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214.12 | | HAAG::HAAG | Rode hard. Put up wet. | Thu Dec 22 1994 17:06 | 1 |
| ....poured gasoline on an ant pile, light it, and watch them fry?
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214.13 | | HAAG::HAAG | Rode hard. Put up wet. | Thu Dec 22 1994 17:07 | 2 |
| ....been so deeply and passionately in love you didn't think you could
live without the other?
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214.14 | | HAAG::HAAG | Rode hard. Put up wet. | Thu Dec 22 1994 17:07 | 1 |
| ....had a job where you went to the boss and just said "shove it"?
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214.15 | | HAAG::HAAG | Rode hard. Put up wet. | Thu Dec 22 1994 17:08 | 1 |
| ....ridden horse across immense prairies on a warm summer night?
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214.16 | | HAAG::HAAG | Rode hard. Put up wet. | Thu Dec 22 1994 17:09 | 1 |
| ....slept 24 hours straight thru?
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214.17 | | HAAG::HAAG | Rode hard. Put up wet. | Thu Dec 22 1994 17:09 | 1 |
| ....seen a battleship fire 16 inch guns?
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214.18 | | HAAG::HAAG | Rode hard. Put up wet. | Thu Dec 22 1994 17:09 | 1 |
| ....flown in a help at 150 knots at tree top level?
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214.19 | | HAAG::HAAG | Rode hard. Put up wet. | Thu Dec 22 1994 17:10 | 2 |
| ....had a dog and couldn't think of what to name him so you just called
him "dog"?
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214.20 | | BIGQ::SILVA | Nobody wants a Charlie in the Box! | Thu Dec 22 1994 17:10 | 6 |
| | <<< Note 214.14 by HAAG::HAAG "Rode hard. Put up wet." >>>
| ....had a job where you went to the boss and just said "shove it"?
is that one of blowness?
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214.21 | | HAAG::HAAG | Rode hard. Put up wet. | Thu Dec 22 1994 17:14 | 1 |
| ....watched the wild mustangs run free?
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214.22 | | CSLALL::HENDERSON | Learning to lean | Thu Dec 22 1994 17:14 | 4 |
|
Wondered what a "help" was, and how to fly one?
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214.23 | | HAAG::HAAG | Rode hard. Put up wet. | Thu Dec 22 1994 17:14 | 1 |
| .....had a bird fly by and crap on your nose?
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214.24 | | HAAG::HAAG | Rode hard. Put up wet. | Thu Dec 22 1994 17:14 | 1 |
| ....gotten chomped on by a snapping turtle?
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214.25 | | GMT1::TEEKEMA | The ultimate experiment gone bad !! | Thu Dec 22 1994 17:14 | 2 |
|
.......Watched Gene go off the deep end in the box.....
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214.26 | | HAAG::HAAG | Rode hard. Put up wet. | Thu Dec 22 1994 17:15 | 1 |
| ....placed your hand upon a nuclear bomb?
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214.27 | | HAAG::HAAG | Rode hard. Put up wet. | Thu Dec 22 1994 17:15 | 1 |
| ....been let down hard by somebody you thought you could trust?
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214.28 | | HAAG::HAAG | Rode hard. Put up wet. | Thu Dec 22 1994 17:16 | 1 |
| ....risked your life for someone else?
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214.29 | | HAAG::HAAG | Rode hard. Put up wet. | Thu Dec 22 1994 17:17 | 2 |
| ....said something stupid in a bar and 4 others just pound you? and
later realize you had every bit of it coming?
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214.30 | | HAAG::HAAG | Rode hard. Put up wet. | Thu Dec 22 1994 17:17 | 1 |
| ....spent big money on an impulse?
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214.31 | | HAAG::HAAG | Rode hard. Put up wet. | Thu Dec 22 1994 17:18 | 1 |
| ....been caught skinny dipping?
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214.32 | | GMT1::TEEKEMA | The ultimate experiment gone bad !! | Thu Dec 22 1994 17:18 | 2 |
|
............Danced with Glen.............
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214.33 | | HAAG::HAAG | Rode hard. Put up wet. | Thu Dec 22 1994 17:18 | 1 |
| ....caught rattlers alive?
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214.34 | | HAAG::HAAG | Rode hard. Put up wet. | Thu Dec 22 1994 17:19 | 1 |
| ....shot two antelope dead with one shot?
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214.35 | | GMT1::TEEKEMA | The ultimate experiment gone bad !! | Thu Dec 22 1994 17:19 | 2 |
|
...........Drank tee many martoonies
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214.36 | | HAAG::HAAG | Rode hard. Put up wet. | Thu Dec 22 1994 17:19 | 2 |
| .....raised baby rabbits and cried when the hound dog got in their cage
and killed them all?
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214.37 | | HAAG::HAAG | Rode hard. Put up wet. | Thu Dec 22 1994 17:19 | 1 |
| ....ate dog?
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214.38 | | GMT1::TEEKEMA | The ultimate experiment gone bad !! | Thu Dec 22 1994 17:20 | 3 |
|
..........Been so bored in your life ??
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214.39 | | GMT1::TEEKEMA | The ultimate experiment gone bad !! | Thu Dec 22 1994 17:20 | 2 |
|
..........been eaten by a dog ??
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214.40 | | ICS::VERMA | | Thu Dec 22 1994 17:20 | 3 |
|
had a slow day like Gene Haag is having one today.
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214.41 | | GMT1::TEEKEMA | The ultimate experiment gone bad !! | Thu Dec 22 1994 17:22 | 2 |
|
..............Wanted a drink at work so bad ????
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214.42 | | GMT1::TEEKEMA | The ultimate experiment gone bad !! | Thu Dec 22 1994 17:22 | 2 |
|
...........Needed a drink at work so bad ??
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214.43 | | GMT1::TEEKEMA | The ultimate experiment gone bad !! | Thu Dec 22 1994 17:23 | 2 |
|
..........been clueless ??????
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214.44 | | GMT1::TEEKEMA | The ultimate experiment gone bad !! | Thu Dec 22 1994 17:27 | 2 |
|
...........felt lost without the box ?????????
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214.45 | | GMT1::TEEKEMA | The ultimate experiment gone bad !! | Thu Dec 22 1994 17:27 | 2 |
|
.........been on a rampage ?????????
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214.46 | | GMT1::TEEKEMA | The ultimate experiment gone bad !! | Thu Dec 22 1994 17:28 | 2 |
|
.............had too much memory in your system ??
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214.47 | | GMT1::TEEKEMA | The ultimate experiment gone bad !! | Thu Dec 22 1994 17:28 | 2 |
|
...........seen a hundred bottles of beer on the wall ???
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214.48 | | CSLALL::HENDERSON | Learning to lean | Thu Dec 22 1994 17:35 | 3 |
|
Wished someone would just go away...
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214.49 | | GMT1::TEEKEMA | The ultimate experiment gone bad !! | Thu Dec 22 1994 17:37 | 2 |
|
........wished some folks would lighten up ??
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214.50 | | GAVEL::JANDROW | Raquelf | Thu Dec 22 1994 17:38 | 3 |
| ...been so bored you got totally depressed??
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214.51 | | CSLALL::HENDERSON | Learning to lean | Thu Dec 22 1994 17:39 | 3 |
|
Wished someone would just lighten up?
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214.52 | | GMT1::TEEKEMA | The ultimate experiment gone bad !! | Thu Dec 22 1994 17:39 | 2 |
|
..........enjoyed your vibrating pager.....???
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214.53 | | POWDML::LAUER | Love me in the LCoP | Thu Dec 22 1994 17:40 | 4 |
|
0-2 6 13-16 27 29 30 35 38-45 48-52 yes (especially 52).
3-5 5-10 12 17-19 21-26 28 31-34 36 37 46 47 no.
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214.54 | | TNPUBS::JONG | Once more dear friends into the breach | Thu Dec 22 1994 23:08 | 1 |
| Resigned...?
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214.55 | | MASALA::SNEIL | J.A.F.O | Thu Dec 22 1994 23:21 | 6 |
|
....sucked a used tampax dry.
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214.56 | Ferkel! | COVERT::COVERT | John R. Covert | Fri Dec 23 1994 00:00 | 1 |
| No. Demonstrate.
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214.57 | Where IS that stamp? | SECOP1::CLARK | | Fri Dec 23 1994 00:29 | 1 |
| wished you had the famous CRAP stamp of the Haagmeister.
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214.58 | BOAK | PAKORA::GMCKEE | | Fri Dec 23 1994 01:15 | 3 |
|
heard all this self adulation in a previous box...
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214.59 | | SCAPAS::GUINEO::MOORE | I'll have the rat-on-a-stick | Fri Dec 23 1994 05:47 | 4 |
|
"...been mellow."
No, Olivia Neutron-Bomb, I haven't. Now bugger off.
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214.60 | Have You | LUDWIG::JPROCTOR | Has anyone seen my AirGuitar? | Fri Dec 23 1994 09:24 | 2 |
|
Been able to come back to your wife after a war?
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214.61 | | POLAR::RICHARDSON | | Fri Dec 23 1994 12:48 | 1 |
| pulled your pants down in a court of law?
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214.62 | Impaired on the night shift? | TROOA::COLLINS | Ragwater, bitters, and blue ruin. | Fri Dec 23 1994 18:03 | 16 |
|
RE:
================================================================================
Note 214.55 Have you ever... 55 of 61
MASALA::SNEIL "J.A.F.O" 6 lines 22-DEC-1994 20:21
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
What the hell is the matter with you? Do you absolutely HAVE to post
crap like that? God...I can't remember *ever* hearing an adult say
anything that tasteless and stupid.
Next time you feel tempted, please take it to MASALA::TAMPON_JOKES.
Hope this helps!
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214.63 | reel em in | MASALA::GMCKEE | | Fri Dec 23 1994 21:01 | 7 |
|
Scott...
H L and S...
8-))
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214.64 | lighten up....it's Christmas. | PAKORA::SNEIL | J.A.F.O | Fri Dec 23 1994 21:05 | 15 |
|
re 62.
If that's the worst thing you've heard from an adult.......you must
have had a very sheltered life.
G.A.L.
SCott
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214.65 | Alas... | GAAS::BRAUCHER | | Fri Dec 23 1994 23:02 | 5 |
|
...worked at Digital into the middle of the night, knowing there's a
fair chance your efforts will make no difference, but just in case ?
bb
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214.66 | | KIRKTN::GMCKEE | | Fri Dec 23 1994 23:24 | 4 |
|
Yep...4 nights every other week.
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214.67 | | HAAG::HAAG | Rode hard. Put up wet. | Sat Dec 24 1994 01:13 | 6 |
| ....stretched 1/2 mile of barbed wire and had it snap...
POOOOOOOOOOOOOP....WHOOOOOOOOSHHH
and watched it come back at you?
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214.68 | | ANNECY::HUMAN | I came, I saw, I conked out | Mon Dec 26 1994 08:10 | 2 |
| woken up in the morning when it's quiet and think you may be the only
one alive on the planet?
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214.69 | | ANNECY::HUMAN | I came, I saw, I conked out | Mon Dec 26 1994 08:12 | 2 |
| wonder what crows shout at each other?
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214.70 | The answer is obvious, given .-1's #: | LJSRV2::KALIKOW | SERVE<a href="SURF_GLOBAL">LOCAL</a> | Mon Dec 26 1994 11:09 | 1 |
| SNARF! SNNNNAAAAAARRRRRFFF!!!
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214.71 | | TROOA::COLLINS | Ragwater, bitters, and blue ruin. | Mon Dec 26 1994 16:57 | 15 |
|
Note 214.64
>If that's the worst thing you've heard from an adult....you must
>have had a very sheltered life.
Could be.....or maybe I just hang with a better class of people.
>G.A.L.
Got a great one, thanks. Sorry 'bout yours.
jc
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214.72 | | DELNI::SHOOK | clinton has been newt-ralized | Tue Dec 27 1994 02:26 | 2 |
| ...wondered where this topic was going.
|
214.73 | | DELNI::SHOOK | clinton has been newt-ralized | Tue Dec 27 1994 02:30 | 2 |
| ...yelled "movie" in a crowded fire theatre.
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214.74 | | GAVEL::JANDROW | Raquelf | Tue Dec 27 1994 12:30 | 5 |
|
...been so mad at someone you just wanted to cry as you beat the pulp
out of her??
|
214.75 | | USAT05::BENSON | | Tue Dec 27 1994 16:43 | 4 |
|
have you ever wondered *why* it is beautiful?
jeff
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214.76 | | JULIET::MORALES_NA | Sweet Spirit's Gentle Breeze | Tue Dec 27 1994 16:48 | 1 |
| wished you were more than one person?
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214.77 | | CONSLT::MCBRIDE | aspiring peasant | Tue Dec 27 1994 16:52 | 3 |
| Ask Mr. Richardson AKA Glenn,Deirdre,Jimi,Pauline,Rex,Nathan,Melanie,Ursula
They know :-)
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214.78 | | PNTAGN::WARRENFELTZR | | Tue Dec 27 1994 16:53 | 2 |
| must be difficult getting a good opinion of oneself with multiple
personalities
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214.80 | re .75 jeff -- what's "it" in there? | LJSRV2::KALIKOW | SERVE<a href="SURF_GLOBAL">LOCAL</a> | Tue Dec 27 1994 17:39 | 1 |
|
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214.81 | | POLAR::RICHARDSON | | Wed Dec 28 1994 03:02 | 7 |
| Thanks a lot Brian, now we don't fit on one line. 8-\
Glenn/Deirdre/Pamela/Franny/Ned/Dierdre/Anton/Sean/Alice/Jimi/Pauline/Rex/
Nathan/Melanie/Ursula
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214.82 | HER BIGGEST FAN. | PAKORA::MACDONALD | Baywatch Gynaecologist | Wed Dec 28 1994 16:40 | 6 |
|
........wondered how Pamela Anderson fits into that swimsuit
in Baywatch.
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214.83 | | PAKORA::MACDONALD | Baywatch Gynaecologist | Wed Dec 28 1994 16:43 | 7 |
|
....wondered how Pamela Anderson gets OUT of that swimsuit..
MANY MANY TIMES!!!!!!
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214.84 | | JULIET::MORALES_NA | Sweet Spirit's Gentle Breeze | Wed Dec 28 1994 16:44 | 1 |
| how old some of the boxers are??? :-)
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214.85 | | POWDML::LAUER | Little Chamber of Ecstacy | Wed Dec 28 1994 16:45 | 2 |
|
...and what they look like?
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214.86 | | WMOIS::GIROUARD_C | | Wed Dec 28 1994 16:46 | 1 |
| ...maybe it's a water based paint. Got a hose?
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214.87 | | JULIET::MORALES_NA | Sweet Spirit's Gentle Breeze | Wed Dec 28 1994 16:50 | 3 |
| .86
worries me.... anybody know what he's talking about?
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214.88 | | WMOIS::GIROUARD_C | | Wed Dec 28 1994 16:51 | 6 |
| -.1 you need to read the string, then put the little story together
dear... :-)
Please don't make me worry you...
Chip
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214.89 | | JULIET::MORALES_NA | Sweet Spirit's Gentle Breeze | Wed Dec 28 1994 16:56 | 1 |
| felt like you were the only one who didn't "get it"?
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214.90 | 8^( | POWDML::LAUER | Little Chamber of Ecstacy | Wed Dec 28 1994 16:58 | 2 |
|
Naah, I NEVER get it. Never!
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214.91 | | CONSLT::MCBRIDE | aspiring peasant | Wed Dec 28 1994 17:02 | 13 |
| Only once but I got it eventually.
If I must....
Chip is eluding to the notion that the swimsuit on the tv person
mentioned in a recent reply may not have been made of fabric
but may in fact have been applied with a brush. In other words, so
tight it looks like it was painted on. Never having seen this show as
it would interrupt the 700 Club and VCRs are the devil's toy (allows
one to watch R rated tapes and such you know) I cannot vouch for the
lecherous suggestion above.
Brian
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214.92 | | CSLALL::HENDERSON | Learning to lean | Wed Dec 28 1994 17:02 | 6 |
|
RE .85
Some of us are quite good looking, thank you ;-)
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214.93 | | POLAR::RICHARDSON | | Wed Dec 28 1994 17:04 | 1 |
| Some of us have flabby white legs and diarrhea.
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214.94 | | WMOIS::GIROUARD_C | | Wed Dec 28 1994 17:12 | 4 |
| ... thanks Bri'. I too, only watch mass on Sunday mornings and
the 700 Club NOT!
Chip
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214.95 | | HAAG::HAAG | | Wed Dec 28 1994 17:14 | 3 |
| >>how old some of the boxers are??? :-)
42. and feeling really lucky i made it past 25.
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214.96 | .93 | POWDML::LAUER | Little Chamber of Ecstacy | Wed Dec 28 1994 17:14 | 2 |
|
Well! Thank you for sharing that with us.
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214.97 | | WMOIS::GIROUARD_C | | Wed Dec 28 1994 17:15 | 2 |
| You're the same age as me Gene? I thought you were much, much older
:-)
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214.98 | | HAAG::HAAG | | Wed Dec 28 1994 17:26 | 1 |
| COSSACK!!
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214.99 | | GRANPA::MWANNEMACHER | yup, it's a watchamacallit | Wed Dec 28 1994 17:51 | 4 |
|
He only looks much older. ;') Right you old faht?
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214.100 | ...snarfed? | POWDML::LAUER | Little Chamber of Ecstacy | Wed Dec 28 1994 17:52 | 1 |
|
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214.101 | | JULIET::MORALES_NA | Sweet Spirit's Gentle Breeze | Wed Dec 28 1994 18:18 | 3 |
| aaaarrrghhhh and I was hoping to get this one!
Congrats Deb... :-)
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214.102 | | GAVEL::JANDROW | Raquelf | Wed Dec 28 1994 18:19 | 8 |
|
...ever really cared how pamela anderson gets in or out of her
swimsuits, painted on or otherwise???
her attitude/ego is as big as her bra size...
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214.103 | | POLAR::RICHARDSON | | Wed Dec 28 1994 18:19 | 1 |
| .... tickled a man with flabby white legs and diarrhea?
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214.104 | pickled? | POWDML::LAUER | Little Chamber of Ecstacy | Wed Dec 28 1994 18:21 | 1 |
|
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214.105 | | DECLNE::REESE | ToreDown,I'mAlmostLevelW/theGround | Wed Dec 28 1994 19:15 | 4 |
| Don't be intimidated by Pam's, um, er bazoooms......miracle of
implants, ya know.
|
214.106 | | MPGS::MARKEY | AIBOHPHOBIA: Fear of Palindromes | Wed Dec 28 1994 19:16 | 1 |
| Heard a song you wrote on the radio...
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214.107 | | POWDML::LAUER | Little Chamber of Ecstacy | Wed Dec 28 1994 19:20 | 1 |
| I'd never deface my possessions like that, bri 8^).
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214.108 | | MPGS::MARKEY | AIBOHPHOBIA: Fear of Palindromes | Wed Dec 28 1994 19:21 | 1 |
| ... stood right next to a world class singer as they sang...
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214.109 | | MPGS::MARKEY | AIBOHPHOBIA: Fear of Palindromes | Wed Dec 28 1994 19:21 | 1 |
| ... played a pipe organ ...
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214.110 | | MPGS::MARKEY | AIBOHPHOBIA: Fear of Palindromes | Wed Dec 28 1994 19:23 | 2 |
| ... participated as someone picked from the audience to do something
moderately (or completely) goofy at an MGM theme park...
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214.111 | | MPGS::MARKEY | AIBOHPHOBIA: Fear of Palindromes | Wed Dec 28 1994 19:24 | 1 |
| ... watched a kid's face the first time they flew in an airplane...
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214.112 | | MPGS::MARKEY | AIBOHPHOBIA: Fear of Palindromes | Wed Dec 28 1994 19:25 | 1 |
| ... had your heart stop, even if just for a brief moment...
|
214.113 | | MPGS::MARKEY | AIBOHPHOBIA: Fear of Palindromes | Wed Dec 28 1994 19:29 | 1 |
| ... eaten Lobster Savannah at Loch Obre Cafe...
|
214.114 | | MPGS::MARKEY | AIBOHPHOBIA: Fear of Palindromes | Wed Dec 28 1994 19:29 | 1 |
| ... had high tea at the Waldorf Hotel in London...
|
214.115 | | MPGS::MARKEY | AIBOHPHOBIA: Fear of Palindromes | Wed Dec 28 1994 19:30 | 2 |
| ... shot the exact middle out of a target at 100 yds with a high
powered rifle...
|
214.116 | | MPGS::MARKEY | AIBOHPHOBIA: Fear of Palindromes | Wed Dec 28 1994 19:32 | 2 |
| ... felt the amazing whump of a bass guitar played through a stadium
amplification rig...
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214.117 | | MPGS::MARKEY | AIBOHPHOBIA: Fear of Palindromes | Wed Dec 28 1994 19:33 | 2 |
| ... kissed a man full on the lips just cause you knew it would piss
him off bigtime...
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214.118 | | JULIET::MORALES_NA | Sweet Spirit's Gentle Breeze | Wed Dec 28 1994 19:38 | 3 |
| .117
Nope nevah done that, haven't been there, don't wanna be! :-)
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214.119 | | POLAR::RICHARDSON | | Wed Dec 28 1994 19:51 | 3 |
| Oh yes you do!
That corset is coming off someday!
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214.120 | | TROOA::COLLINS | Nothing wrong $100 wouldn't fix. | Wed Dec 28 1994 19:53 | 4 |
|
GLENN! Not everyone is so anxious to shed their clothes in public
as you (et.al.) are.
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214.121 | | POLAR::RICHARDSON | | Wed Dec 28 1994 19:56 | 5 |
| I've never shed my clothes in public, I just pulled my pants down,
virtually of course.
Glenn/Deirdre/Pamela/Franny/Ned/Dierdre/Anton/Sean/Alice/Jimi/Pauline/Rex/
Nathan/Melanie/Ursula
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214.122 | Virtual Moon | TROOA::COLLINS | Nothing wrong $100 wouldn't fix. | Wed Dec 28 1994 19:57 | 1 |
|
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214.123 | | HAAG::HAAG | | Wed Dec 28 1994 19:59 | 3 |
| >>He only looks much older. ;') Right you old faht?
who you calling an old fart, you short fat git?
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214.124 | | HAAG::HAAG | | Wed Dec 28 1994 20:01 | 4 |
| >... shot the exact middle out of a target at 100 yds with a high
>powered rifle...
... at 400 yards..
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214.125 | | MPGS::MARKEY | AIBOHPHOBIA: Fear of Palindromes | Wed Dec 28 1994 20:04 | 4 |
| Oh it's only a virtual moon
Hanging over a flabby thigh...
-b
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214.126 | | CSC32::J_OPPELT | Plucky kind of a kid | Wed Dec 28 1994 20:12 | 5 |
| re .110
In the summer of 1993 on our trip to Disneyworld, I was picked by
Merlin the Magician to be the grown-up to try to pull King Arthur's
sword out of the stone at the noon show.
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214.127 | | GAVEL::JANDROW | Raquelf | Wed Dec 28 1994 20:22 | 9 |
| >>... participated as someone picked from the audience to do something
>> moderately (or completely) goofy at an MGM theme park...
yep...1990...in the 'sound effects' studio. dropped the chandelier in
the chevy chase/martin short skit. way off, tho...but it was really
fun.
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214.128 | | MPGS::MARKEY | AIBOHPHOBIA: Fear of Palindromes | Wed Dec 28 1994 20:25 | 8 |
| Hot damn! That was the same thing I did Raq! Except I was the "Foley
Artist" who walked on the gravel, wood and marble, closed the book,
struck the match, and did the "body fall".
My wife was in the TV show... she played "Ethel" in the I Love
Lucy Sketch where they stuff chocolates into their hat and apron...
-b
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214.129 | | MPGS::MARKEY | AIBOHPHOBIA: Fear of Palindromes | Wed Dec 28 1994 20:26 | 4 |
| Oh, BTW Raq. I have a present for you... I'll catch you via email
tomorrow or Friday. I have to leave now...
-b
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214.130 | | GAVEL::JANDROW | Raquelf | Wed Dec 28 1994 20:29 | 7 |
|
cool beans!!!
two of my friends that were with me that trip were picked to be the
fishermen in the tug boat studio...they got mighty soaked... :.
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214.131 | I'm a VERY caring person.. | KIRKTN::MACDONALD | Baywatch Gynaecologist | Thu Dec 29 1994 06:21 | 7 |
|
RE .102
Yes. I care EVERYDAY!!!!!!!!!!
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214.132 | | KIRKTN::MACDONALD | Baywatch Gynaecologist | Thu Dec 29 1994 06:37 | 6 |
|
....found a free gift in a cornflakes packet that is ACTUALLY
useful.
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214.133 | | HBFDT2::SCHARNBERG | Senior Kodierwurst | Thu Dec 29 1994 07:31 | 2 |
|
... quit smoking twice on the very same day ?
|
214.134 | | HBFDT2::SCHARNBERG | Senior Kodierwurst | Thu Dec 29 1994 07:32 | 2 |
| ... spat at someone ?
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214.135 | | HBFDT2::SCHARNBERG | Senior Kodierwurst | Thu Dec 29 1994 07:35 | 1 |
| ... been photographed while being nude ?
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214.136 | | HBFDT2::SCHARNBERG | Senior Kodierwurst | Thu Dec 29 1994 07:39 | 1 |
| ... been thrown into a river (fully dressed) ?
|
214.137 | | HBFDT2::SCHARNBERG | Senior Kodierwurst | Thu Dec 29 1994 07:39 | 1 |
| ... lied to yourself ?
|
214.138 | | HBFDT2::SCHARNBERG | Senior Kodierwurst | Thu Dec 29 1994 07:45 | 2 |
| ... stood on the 10m diving tower, to scared to jump but even more
afraid of the embarrasment of climbing down again ?
|
214.139 | | PAKORA::MACDONALD | Baywatch Gynaecologist | Thu Dec 29 1994 09:52 | 7 |
|
..wished the Coyote would catch and eat that ****ing Roadrunner!!
MEEP MEEP now ya sh*t........
|
214.140 | | LJSRV2::KALIKOW | Notes, NEWS: old; GroupWeb: NEW! | Thu Dec 29 1994 09:54 | 5 |
| ... it would lend a needful veneer of culture to his otherwise
depressing contributions to this Noble Forum.
Hope this helps...
|
214.141 | Lighten up KALIKOW.. | PAKORA::MACDONALD | Baywatch Gynaecologist | Thu Dec 29 1994 10:05 | 8 |
|
..wondered how some people ( especially to the noter above ) have
no sense of humor or imagination...
8^))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
|
214.142 | | HBFDT2::SCHARNBERG | Senior Kodierwurst | Thu Dec 29 1994 10:16 | 11 |
|
Humor is more than babes in bathsuits.
And Imagination is a task for the mind, not the behind. It's
more than spitting out scatology.
IMNSH
Heiko
|
214.143 | | WMOIS::GIROUARD_C | | Thu Dec 29 1994 10:38 | 2 |
| ...babes in bathing suits is serious business (unless your totally
clueless)
|
214.144 | | MASALA::MACDONALD | Baywatch Gynaecologist | Thu Dec 29 1994 10:41 | 10 |
|
re <<<<<<<<
Thanks for the support!!!!!!!!!!
P.S. You use your IMAGINATION for the babes in suits..
|
214.145 | | GAVEL::JANDROW | Raquelf | Thu Dec 29 1994 10:49 | 13 |
| >>> ... played a pipe organ ...
is that like the skin flute?? :>
>>..wondered how some people ( especially to the noter above ) have
>> no sense of humor or imagination...
did you ever thinq that maybe some people (especially the noter in
question) hasa sense of humor and an imagination on a much higher level
than your own?
|
214.146 | Thanks for the support!!!!!!!! | LJSRV2::KALIKOW | Notes, NEWS: old; GroupWeb: NEW! | Thu Dec 29 1994 10:49 | 1 |
| Dat's wot Pam sez to her suit, too...
|
214.147 | | WMOIS::GIROUARD_C | | Thu Dec 29 1994 10:51 | 1 |
| -.1 methinks it's t'other way 'round.
|
214.148 | | LJSRV2::KALIKOW | Notes, NEWS: old; GroupWeb: NEW! | Thu Dec 29 1994 10:53 | 4 |
| I'll have to check on that, next time I get the chance...
... in my DREAMS!!
|
214.149 | | WMOIS::GIROUARD_C | | Thu Dec 29 1994 10:54 | 1 |
| ... no, I'll do it and let you know. :-)
|
214.150 | | MASALA::MACDONALD | Baywatch Gynaecologist | Thu Dec 29 1994 11:02 | 12 |
|
Let me apologise to all those 'SUPERIOR' beings out there. Let me get
down on ma knees and beg for forgiveness. I did'nt know that GOD was
writing these notes!!
If your sense of humor is sooooooooooo high then why have I not even
tried to laugh at some of your " witty " notes.
From a LESSER being.....
|
214.151 | | GAVEL::JANDROW | Raquelf | Thu Dec 29 1994 11:21 | 4 |
|
i never said 'my' notes were witty...
|
214.152 | | POWDML::LAUER | Little Chamber of Ecstacy | Thu Dec 29 1994 11:23 | 3 |
|
Perhaps we should fix MACDONALD up with SCOTTK.
|
214.153 | | GAVEL::JANDROW | Raquelf | Thu Dec 29 1994 11:26 | 4 |
|
yeah right...with our luq, they'd find a way to breed...
|
214.154 | | WMOIS::GIROUARD_C | | Thu Dec 29 1994 11:28 | 1 |
| Raq... i find your notes very witty.
|
214.155 | | GAVEL::JANDROW | Raquelf | Thu Dec 29 1994 11:35 | 9 |
|
to quote a friend:
{simper}
:>
|
214.156 | I apologise. | PAKORA::MACDONALD | Baywatch Gynaecologist | Thu Dec 29 1994 12:32 | 9 |
|
Sorry Raq.
Slip of the finger..
Keith.
|
214.157 | | CONSLT::MCBRIDE | aspiring peasant | Thu Dec 29 1994 12:34 | 12 |
| RE: MASALA::MACDONALD
Stop grovelling. It is unseemly and demeaning to yourself. Wear your
lesserness with pride and revel in your lowly lot in life. Celebrate
your diversity even those around you would ridicule you for it. Hope
this helps. BTW, there are no deities in here though some will try to
pose as deific beings being semi-pious and all. Now, go sign in like a
good lad and let us tear your bio to shreds.
RE: Chip - You're not your as in you're welcome.
Brian
|
214.158 | Theres nothing quite like a Macdonald. | PAKORA::MACDONALD | Baywatch Gynaecologist | Thu Dec 29 1994 12:39 | 9 |
|
If I was'nt here today pi$$ing people off then you guys would'nt
have anything to talk about would ya!
You'd all be sitting at yer terminals bored stiff.
Us Scots have a reputation to keep. We all love a gid arguement.
|
214.159 | | WMOIS::GIROUARD_C | | Thu Dec 29 1994 12:41 | 1 |
| <-?
|
214.160 | | CONSLT::MCBRIDE | aspiring peasant | Thu Dec 29 1994 12:58 | 8 |
| For Chip's edification.....
<<< Note 214.143 by WMOIS::GIROUARD_C >>>
...babes in bathing suits is serious business (unless your totally
clueless) ^^^^
Brian :-)
|
214.161 | | WMOIS::GIROUARD_C | | Thu Dec 29 1994 13:18 | 1 |
| ...i'd rather be perusing Baywatch, er, PA's paint job.
|
214.162 | At least his spelling :-) | DECLNE::REESE | ToreDown,I'mAlmostLevelW/theGround | Thu Dec 29 1994 13:34 | 2 |
| That explains it, MacDonald's a wee scot :-)
|
214.163 | | MASALA::MACDONALD | Baywatch Gynaecologist | Thu Dec 29 1994 13:36 | 6 |
|
Wot!!!!! With a quarter pound under ma kilt , I think not!
Keith
|
214.164 | | MPGS::MARKEY | AIBOHPHOBIA: Fear of Palindromes | Thu Dec 29 1994 13:40 | 15 |
| >>> ... played a pipe organ ...
is that like the skin flute?? :>
Ouch. Well, I don't know for sure, seeing as skin flute is one
instrument that I _don't_ play, but I doubt it's anywhere near
the fun of playing a pipe organ. Quite frankly, the felling I
get banging out Bach's Fugue in Am on a five manual sixteen
ranker compares most favorably with any squirt the ol' flute
has ever had the pleasure of... and I guarantee you when I
get those 32' babies pumping at low frequency you would heartily
agree with me. More fun I tell you then a wait at Pizzaria
Uno.
-b
|
214.165 | | GAVEL::JANDROW | Raquelf | Thu Dec 29 1994 13:42 | 8 |
| >> but I doubt it's anywhere near the fun of playing a pipe organ.
maybe she's doing it wrong...
:>
|
214.166 | 8^o | POWDML::LAUER | Little Chamber of Ecstacy | Thu Dec 29 1994 13:43 | 5 |
|
NOTHING is more fun than a wait at Pizzeria Uno's. NOTHING. And I
have recent experience {ohhhh}.
|
214.167 | | MPGS::MARKEY | AIBOHPHOBIA: Fear of Palindromes | Thu Dec 29 1994 13:48 | 12 |
| Raq:
Well, you were originally talking about giving as opposed to getting.
Now gettings another story. Although lately, I've been learning the
lesson of Christmas. Namely it's supposed to be better to give than
to receive. Well, I've always been a very generous person in that
regard. At least to the 50% of the population that isn't configured
the same way I am. However, the receiving I'm afraid has gotten
rather sparse, and even with my overwhelming generosity, I'm finding
the giving rather lean as well. :-(
-b
|
214.168 | | MPGS::MARKEY | AIBOHPHOBIA: Fear of Palindromes | Thu Dec 29 1994 13:59 | 8 |
| >NOTHING is more fun than a wait at Pizzeria Uno's. NOTHING. And I
>have recent experience {ohhhh}.
An properly motivated ostinado in the bass register can produce the
same effect. Demonstrating this fact and watching the reaction has
to be one of the most pleasant experiences I've ever had... :-)
-b
|
214.169 | | GAVEL::JANDROW | Raquelf | Thu Dec 29 1994 14:05 | 5 |
|
-b...i am very sorry to hear that...but new years is coming
up...resolutions and all...ya nevah know... :>
|
214.170 | | POWDML::LAUER | Little Chamber of Ecstacy | Thu Dec 29 1994 14:19 | 4 |
|
.168
I'm feeling a bit titillated.
|
214.171 | Oh Dear | MPGS::MARKEY | AIBOHPHOBIA: Fear of Palindromes | Thu Dec 29 1994 14:39 | 1 |
|
|
214.172 | ostinade me, baby 8^) | POWDML::LAUER | Little Chamber of Ecstacy | Thu Dec 29 1994 14:45 | 1 |
|
|
214.173 | | MPGS::MARKEY | AIBOHPHOBIA: Fear of Palindromes | Thu Dec 29 1994 14:47 | 3 |
| Me 'n my organ will be right over.
-b
|
214.174 | | LJSRV2::KALIKOW | Notes, NEWS: old; GroupWeb: NEW! | Thu Dec 29 1994 14:59 | 1 |
| She alwayz was a sucker for a little Cantus Firmus...
|
214.175 | oh dear | POWDML::LAUER | Little Chamber of Ecstacy | Thu Dec 29 1994 15:02 | 1 |
|
|
214.176 | heh, heh, heh, heh, heh | DECLNE::REESE | ToreDown,I'mAlmostLevelW/theGround | Thu Dec 29 1994 15:17 | 1 |
|
|
214.177 | | POLAR::RICHARDSON | | Thu Dec 29 1994 15:25 | 1 |
| I'll be over with my organ grinder.
|
214.178 | | TROOA::COLLINS | Nothing wrong $100 wouldn't fix. | Thu Dec 29 1994 15:26 | 3 |
|
OWWWWWW!
|
214.179 | | POBOX::BATTIS | When in doubt, foul a freshman | Thu Dec 29 1994 18:37 | 2 |
|
jumped into a cactus naked?
|
214.180 | | POBOX::BATTIS | When in doubt, foul a freshman | Thu Dec 29 1994 18:37 | 2 |
|
jumped a cactus naked?
|
214.181 | | POBOX::BATTIS | When in doubt, foul a freshman | Thu Dec 29 1994 18:38 | 2 |
|
jumped a naked cactus?
|
214.182 | troubled | POWDML::LAUER | Little Chamber of Ecstacy | Thu Dec 29 1994 18:39 | 1 |
|
|
214.183 | | TROOA::COLLINS | Nothing wrong $100 wouldn't fix. | Thu Dec 29 1994 18:55 | 7 |
|
...found something you were looking for, in a
place you checked *at least* a dozen times?
(I swear, man, this sort of thing gives me the creeps! It's as
if God took it away and put it back just to drive me nuts.)
|
214.184 | | CONSLT::MCBRIDE | aspiring peasant | Thu Dec 29 1994 19:12 | 13 |
| It is called the law of temporary invisibility. Objects posess the
capability of becoming temporarily invisible. The phenomena occurs at
time of great stress like when you are late and need to find your car
keys which have conveniently hidden themselves in the middle of the
kitchen table. Wallets, badges, keys, money, small but important
widgets all are capable of this. Tools, while working on the car are
also quite susceptible. This is not the same as the missing sock
conundrum however. No, that is a temporal event where the fabric
of space and time become torn due to the localized gravity well created
from the rotational movements in your dryer. This renders the sock
permanently lost in the space/time continuum.
Brian
|
214.185 | | POLAR::RICHARDSON | | Thu Dec 29 1994 19:17 | 3 |
| So my dryer is actually some form of quantum singularity?
Wow.
|
214.186 | | TROOA::COLLINS | Nothing wrong $100 wouldn't fix. | Thu Dec 29 1994 19:18 | 3 |
|
If I put my kats in the dryer, will the same thing happen?
|
214.187 | | CSC32::J_OPPELT | Whatever happened to ADDATA? | Thu Dec 29 1994 19:19 | 1 |
| Only one of the pair.
|
214.188 | | GAVEL::JANDROW | brain cramp | Thu Dec 29 1994 19:29 | 23 |
|
>> ...found something you were looking for, in a
>> place you checked *at least* a dozen times?
oh boy...do i!!!! happened a few weeks ago with my wallet...checked
EVERYWHERE...the last place i remember having it was when i was
stuffing it under my seat before going into the gym (as i couldn't find
my gym bag, which had my lock on it...which was in the same place the
last time i looked for it...)...called all the stores i went
to....nothing...called the gym....nothing....tore the car inside and
out...the trunk too...nothing...tore the dining room area
apart....nothing...went back out to the car....nada...came back in and
went thru the living room and my room....nada...now i am going into a
panic cuz i had just renew my license and would be stuck with a
DUPLICATE for the next 5 years and couldn't remember all of the credit
cards i was going to have to cancel...and in a half-hearted attempt, i
went back out to the car...no luck...as i was getting out, my foot hit
something and there the damn thing was...
i don't know if i was more mad for losing it or for finding where i had
looked 3 times...
|
214.189 | | CONSLT::MCBRIDE | aspiring peasant | Thu Dec 29 1994 19:35 | 9 |
| Yes Glenn, it is. The dryer door is really the event horizon. Once
something enters, it is fair game. The rotational vortex must become
precisely aligned with the gravitational lines in order for the object,
usually a sock, to cross over. Very rare occurence but look at the
number of socks washed each and every day and the number of folks that
complain about missing one sock from the pair. Rare , but not unheard
of.
Brian
|
214.190 | | POLAR::RICHARDSON | | Thu Dec 29 1994 19:41 | 2 |
| Well then, I have something to do with the new variable phase inverter
and plasma conduit I got (er, recieved) for Christmas.
|
214.191 | | VMSNET::M_MACIOLEK | Four54 Camaro/Only way to fly | Thu Dec 29 1994 20:04 | 2 |
| Driven 160 MPH on a deserted public highway late at night, just to
see what it'll do?
|
214.192 | | POWDML::LAUER | Little Chamber of Ecstacy | Thu Dec 29 1994 20:09 | 2 |
|
What, the highway?
|
214.193 | | POLAR::RICHARDSON | | Thu Dec 29 1994 20:14 | 1 |
| No, the deserted public.
|
214.194 | | GAVEL::JANDROW | brain cramp | Thu Dec 29 1994 20:57 | 4 |
|
i'd rather be desserted...
|
214.195 | | MPGS::MARKEY | AIBOHPHOBIA: Fear of Palindromes | Thu Dec 29 1994 22:09 | 5 |
| > i'd rather be desserted...
I've heard tell of some very creative uses for whipped toppings... :-)
-b
|
214.196 | | MPGS::MARKEY | AIBOHPHOBIA: Fear of Palindromes | Thu Dec 29 1994 22:14 | 2 |
| ... totally chewed someone out over something only to find out they had
nothing to do with what you were mad about?
|
214.197 | | MPGS::MARKEY | AIBOHPHOBIA: Fear of Palindromes | Thu Dec 29 1994 22:17 | 2 |
| ... gotten a Christmas card from someone, complete with pictures of the
kiddies, and you had _no_ idea who they were and how you knew them?
|
214.198 | | MPGS::MARKEY | AIBOHPHOBIA: Fear of Palindromes | Thu Dec 29 1994 22:21 | 1 |
| ... visited Stonehenge and felt underwhelmed?
|
214.199 | | MPGS::MARKEY | AIBOHPHOBIA: Fear of Palindromes | Thu Dec 29 1994 22:22 | 1 |
| ... got your coat stuck in a revolving door?
|
214.200 | | MPGS::MARKEY | AIBOHPHOBIA: Fear of Palindromes | Thu Dec 29 1994 22:23 | 1 |
| ... eaten bugs and wild plants during survival training.
|
214.201 | Yuck | DNEAST::RICKER_STEVE | | Thu Dec 29 1994 22:43 | 2 |
| <------- YES, not that I care to recall it!
|
214.202 | | CSOA1::LEECH | annuit coeptis novus ordo seclorum | Fri Dec 30 1994 12:29 | 1 |
| ..."lost" your car keys, only to find out that you are holding them?
|
214.203 | | MASALA::MACDONALD | Baywatch Gynaecologist | Fri Dec 30 1994 12:40 | 5 |
|
.."Lost" your glasses, only to find your wearing them.
|
214.204 | | POWDML::LAUER | Little Chamber of Ecstacy | Fri Dec 30 1994 12:43 | 4 |
|
...lost your glasses, and then couldn't find them because you needed
your glasses to look for your glasses?
|
214.205 | | POLAR::RICHARDSON | | Fri Dec 30 1994 13:09 | 1 |
| This would trouble me.
|
214.206 | | POWDML::LAUER | Little Chamber of Ecstacy | Fri Dec 30 1994 13:16 | 2 |
|
It did.
|
214.207 | | POLAR::RICHARDSON | | Fri Dec 30 1994 13:39 | 9 |
| When? I've never needed glasses. Is there perhaps something I've
overlooked?
Glenn/Deirdre/Pamela/Franny/Ned/Dierdre/Anton/Sean/Alice/Jimi/Pauline/Rex/
Nathan/Melanie/Ursula
|
214.208 | | NETCAD::WOODFORD | Ok, 34 days now...... | Fri Dec 30 1994 13:40 | 10 |
|
RE: .204
Been there, done that.....
Terrie
|
214.209 | | POWDML::LAUER | Little Chamber of Ecstacy | Fri Dec 30 1994 13:45 | 2 |
|
Anton wears glasses. I've SEEN him. Don't try to fool us.
|
214.210 | | POLAR::RICHARDSON | | Fri Dec 30 1994 13:51 | 1 |
| And just how many of you are there?
|
214.211 | | POWDML::LAUER | Little Chamber of Ecstacy | Fri Dec 30 1994 14:06 | 2 |
|
OH NO. You can't rub your multiplicity off on me.
|
214.212 | Splish splash, hold the wax | CONSLT::MCBRIDE | aspiring peasant | Tue Jan 03 1995 13:35 | 9 |
| RE: 203
In a panic at the beach because I had lost my sunglasses. Asked my
friend if she had seen them and she burst out laughing. She then
proceeded to smudge my lens to give me a visual clue as to where they
may have been. I have felt dumber, once which brings me to my "have
you ever"...driven through the car wash with your window down?
Brian
|
214.213 | | SUBPAC::SADIN | caught in the 'net | Tue Jan 03 1995 13:40 | 6 |
|
woken up behind the wheel of your car while doing 70 down the
interstate and wondered "where the heck am I going?"...
|
214.214 | oooh...nice snarf | CSLALL::HENDERSON | Learning to lean | Tue Jan 03 1995 13:45 | 17 |
|
re .213
I did that ~20 years ago..when I woke up I was heading right for a
chain link fence, which thankfully was able to avoid and get back
on the road once I'd finished clipping off a few roadside markers..
Taught me a lot about drinking and driving, that did..
Jim
|
214.215 | | CSOA1::LEECH | annuit coeptis novus ordo seclorum | Tue Jan 03 1995 13:47 | 10 |
| re: .213
Been there done that...except I woke up heading into the median. I did
not snooze for the remaining 8.5 hours of my 10 hour trek.
Good thing there were no bridges close by. The nice little spin in the
wet grass of the median was a long one, and the grass flying over the
side of my car was not slowing me much. 8^)
-steve
|
214.216 | | CSOA1::LEECH | annuit coeptis novus ordo seclorum | Tue Jan 03 1995 13:48 | 1 |
| ....lost a neat snarf because you note was too wordy?
|
214.217 | | GMT1::TEEKEMA | The ultimate experiment gone bad !! | Tue Jan 03 1995 14:01 | 3 |
|
....Woken up behind your terminal at work wondering
what the heck you are doing here..............
|
214.218 | | WMOIS::FAFEL | Life is short. Play Dead. | Tue Jan 03 1995 14:27 | 5 |
| re:213
Done the same thing, only when I woke up it was in the ambulance.
|
214.219 | | GAVEL::JANDROW | brain cramp | Tue Jan 03 1995 15:26 | 11 |
|
>woken up behind the wheel of your car while doing 70 down the
>interstate and wondered "where the heck am I going?"...
something similar...i woke up and saw the guardrail a few inches to my
left and just a few seconds ago i was in the far right lane of a 3
lane highway...and no, i had not been drinking...route 495 is a
very long and boring stretch of road, especially at nite after a rather
long day at work...scared the you know what out of me...
|
214.220 | | MAIL1::CRANE | | Tue Jan 03 1995 15:31 | 3 |
| I have a sleep disorder and I found myself in situations simular to
those listed here...always scared the heck outa me.
|
214.221 | | CSLALL::HENDERSON | Learning to lean | Tue Jan 03 1995 15:33 | 11 |
|
Of course, there've been times when I was wide awake (I think), maybe
thinking about something and suddenly couldn't remember how I got in
the lane I was in..
Jim
|
214.222 | | WMOIS::GIROUARD_C | | Tue Jan 03 1995 15:39 | 2 |
| ... done that? me too! An aluminum light pole stopped me. Cost me
$375.00 back in '73.
|
214.223 | | GOOEY::JUDY | That's Ms. Bitch to you! | Tue Jan 03 1995 16:01 | 7 |
|
Glad (?) to see I'm not alone... I woke up when my
truck sideswiped the guardrail. Now when I'm too tired,
I pull over and close my eyes for 15 minutes or so. I
*never* wanna do that again....
|
214.224 | | MPGS::MARKEY | AIBOHPHOBIA: Fear of Palindromes | Tue Jan 03 1995 16:15 | 9 |
| ... spun out (ala 360 degrees) on route 9 in front of 2 lanes of
speeding traffic coming down a hill, didn't hit a thing, managed
to get your car under control, ended up going in the right
direction, continued on like nothing ever happened, and didn't
even $hit your pants?
Well, I did. Almost... :-) :-)
-b
|
214.225 | | CSLALL::HENDERSON | Learning to lean | Tue Jan 03 1995 16:19 | 10 |
|
I did something similar on 495 in a snowstorm...I stopped shaking by
the time I reached home some 30 mins later.
Jim
|
214.226 | | GAVEL::JANDROW | brain cramp | Tue Jan 03 1995 16:19 | 10 |
|
no, but i did spin out (sorta...tho it was only about 200 degrees) on
route 395, going up hill (bit of an incline), into the breakdown lane
(which you couldn't see cuz of all the snow, and thankfully i was in
the right-hand lane), during the morning rush...
it;s no fun seeing a bazillion cars coming AT you....
|
214.227 | Could be a lot of things Raq, it Depends on which one ya mean! | BIGQ::SILVA | Nobody wants a Charlie in the Box! | Tue Jan 03 1995 17:10 | 9 |
| | <<< Note 214.219 by GAVEL::JANDROW "brain cramp" >>>
| scared the you know what out of me...
No, what?
|
214.228 | This past season? | CONSLT::MCBRIDE | aspiring peasant | Tue Jan 03 1995 17:14 | 2 |
| ....locked your keys in the car with the engine running, in a loading
zone, at a ski area, on new years eve? :-(
|
214.229 | | BIGQ::SILVA | Nobody wants a Charlie in the Box! | Tue Jan 03 1995 17:15 | 14 |
|
My mother was coming home from work one day when she hit a small patch
of ice that was cleaverly hidden by some snow that had been falling. She
swent off the road up this small hill headed for a stone wall. She covered her
face and the car turned away from it back into the road (she was going up at an
angle) right towards a truck. Again her hands went up and the car straightened
out and she continued on. Before that trip she would drive in ANY type of
weather. Since that trip it has to be a clear sunny day in the winter if she
is going anywhere.
Glen
|
214.230 | | NOTIME::SACKS | Gerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085 | Tue Jan 03 1995 17:17 | 1 |
| The car turned away from her face?
|
214.231 | | PENUTS::DDESMAISONS | too few args | Tue Jan 03 1995 17:19 | 4 |
| >ice that was cleaverly hidden
you sure it wasn't haskelly hidden?
|
214.232 | | MPGS::MARKEY | AIBOHPHOBIA: Fear of Palindromes | Tue Jan 03 1995 17:19 | 1 |
| Who has icy cleavage?
|
214.233 | | POWDML::LAUER | Little Chamber of Ecstacy | Tue Jan 03 1995 17:21 | 2 |
|
Hmm...ever see the movie "Deadly Weapons"? Now THAT was cleavage.
|
214.234 | and watch that cleaver! | WECARE::GRIFFIN | John Griffin ZKO1-3/B31 381-1159 | Tue Jan 03 1995 17:21 | 1 |
| Clearly, covering her face does wonders for her road safety.
|
214.235 | | CSLALL::HENDERSON | Learning to lean | Tue Jan 03 1995 17:21 | 3 |
|
Maybe it was put there by an ice sculpter?
|
214.236 | | BIGQ::SILVA | Nobody wants a Charlie in the Box! | Tue Jan 03 1995 17:24 | 5 |
|
She put her hands up to cover her face!!!!! She got lucky, like someone
likes her up there or sumpin.... :-)
|
214.237 | | HAAG::HAAG | | Tue Jan 03 1995 17:36 | 1 |
| ...driven a motorcycle off a cliff into a lake?
|
214.238 | | POWDML::LAUER | Little Chamber of Ecstacy | Tue Jan 03 1995 17:36 | 5 |
|
P'raps God was saying "I guess I'll be nice to Mrs.Silva today; after all,
I DID give her Glen..."
8^)
|
214.239 | | GMT1::TEEKEMA | The ultimate experiment gone bad !! | Tue Jan 03 1995 17:37 | 5 |
|
>>Hmm...ever see the movie "Deadly Weapons"? Now THAT was cleavage.
That's how/where I want to die............%^)
|
214.240 | | MPGS::MARKEY | AIBOHPHOBIA: Fear of Palindromes | Tue Jan 03 1995 17:38 | 3 |
| What you thinking of running for Senate Gene?
-b
|
214.241 | | POLAR::RICHARDSON | | Tue Jan 03 1995 17:40 | 3 |
| All of this icey cleaver, brick wall, spin out stuff is frightening me.
Glenn
|
214.242 | | MPGS::MARKEY | AIBOHPHOBIA: Fear of Palindromes | Tue Jan 03 1995 17:41 | 1 |
| Which one?
|
214.243 | | BIGQ::SILVA | Nobody wants a Charlie in the Box! | Tue Jan 03 1995 17:58 | 7 |
| | <<< Note 214.238 by POWDML::LAUER "Little Chamber of Ecstacy" >>>
| P'raps God was saying "I guess I'll be nice to Mrs.Silva today; after all,
| I DID give her Glen..."
So that would be TWICE He was good to her. Ok, that makes sense!
|
214.244 | | HAAG::HAAG | | Tue Jan 03 1995 18:12 | 4 |
| >>What you thinking of running for Senate Gene?
nope. i'd "say" the wrong thing one time to many and the dimmicrits
would prolly try to off me.
|
214.245 | | GMT1::TEEKEMA | The ultimate experiment gone bad !! | Tue Jan 03 1995 18:14 | 7 |
|
I'd say that makes you perfect for the job Gene.
Look at the new speaker, he constantly spouts stuff
he has to appologize for later.
|
214.246 | | SOLVIT::KRAWIECKI | Zebras should be seen and not herd | Tue Jan 03 1995 18:23 | 5 |
|
<--------
Example???
|
214.247 | | GMT1::TEEKEMA | The ultimate experiment gone bad !! | Tue Jan 03 1995 18:28 | 13 |
|
re. .246
Oh no you don't. I will not get sucked into political
discussion, I will tell you right now I don't vote (they won't let me)
and don't have a clue as to who is who. I was merely taking a stab at
Gene who suggested he didn't have the skills to be politician.
To make a feable attempt at answering your question however;
Isn't Newt Gingrich the new guy and isn't he the one who will make
rather strong statements which he later has to retract or at least
re-word ??
|
214.248 | | HAAG::HAAG | | Tue Jan 03 1995 18:30 | 5 |
| >Isn't Newt Gingrich the new guy and isn't he the one who will make
>rather strong statements which he later has to retract or at least
>re-word ??
teeks. i think you have newt confused with our beloved president.
|
214.249 | | GMT1::TEEKEMA | The ultimate experiment gone bad !! | Tue Jan 03 1995 18:33 | 6 |
|
I wouldn't give Clinton that much credit.
Seriously, Isn't Newt the guy who makes terse statements
like " The President is an A...hole" and has to back peddle. Hothing
to do with if he is right or wrong.
|
214.250 | | CSC32::J_OPPELT | Whatever happened to ADDATA? | Tue Jan 03 1995 18:43 | 3 |
| re .249
No.
|
214.251 | | MOLAR::DELBALSO | I (spade) my (dogface) | Tue Jan 03 1995 19:43 | 2 |
| Why would anyone backpedal from such a statement?
|
214.252 | | GMT1::TEEKEMA | Tip toeing through the Tulips...... | Tue Jan 03 1995 19:45 | 4 |
|
Because of the way he said it.
Just not proper for a person in his position I guess.
|
214.253 | | POWDML::LAUER | Little Chamber of Ecstacy | Tue Jan 03 1995 20:22 | 3 |
|
...wanted something rather desperately and knew you could never have
it?
|
214.254 | | MPGS::MARKEY | AIBOHPHOBIA: Fear of Palindromes | Tue Jan 03 1995 20:22 | 1 |
| ... or had something and rather desperately didn't want it?
|
214.255 | | CONSLT::MCBRIDE | aspiring peasant | Tue Jan 03 1995 20:22 | 1 |
| yes :-(
|
214.256 | | POWDML::LAUER | Little Chamber of Ecstacy | Tue Jan 03 1995 20:23 | 2 |
|
ditto 8^p.
|
214.257 | | POLAR::RICHARDSON | | Tue Jan 03 1995 21:01 | 1 |
| Thritto 8-p.
|
214.258 | | CSLALL::HENDERSON | Learning to lean | Wed Jan 04 1995 00:56 | 6 |
|
quadritto
|
214.259 | | GIDDAY::BURT | A field of golden dandelions | Wed Jan 04 1995 01:05 | 1 |
| burrito
|
214.260 | Talk Hard | SNOFS1::DAVISM | And monkeys might fly outa my butt! | Wed Jan 04 1995 01:23 | 1 |
| No he left already
|
214.261 | | BIGQ::SILVA | Nobody wants a Charlie in the Box! | Wed Jan 04 1995 13:37 | 11 |
| | <<< Note 214.250 by CSC32::J_OPPELT "Whatever happened to ADDATA?" >>>
| re .249
| No.
Guess again Joe.... he called Hillary a bitch, and now won't address
it. His mother told all in an interview, and she LIKES him!
Glen
|
214.262 | | CSC32::J_OPPELT | Whatever happened to ADDATA? | Wed Jan 04 1995 17:55 | 8 |
| You're pathetic, Glen.
You're so desperate for trash that you'll latch onto this
journalistic garbage as if it has any meaning or value. I heard
on the radio at lunch that polls already show that Chung is
getting reamed by public opinion over this. You're welcome
to stick to her bandwagon if you wish, I suppose. It's right
up your alley anyway.
|
214.263 | | BIGQ::SILVA | Nobody wants a Charlie in the Box! | Wed Jan 04 1995 19:22 | 3 |
|
Why thank you Joseph.... I'm glad you approve
|
214.264 | | SOLVIT::KRAWIECKI | Zebras should be seen and not herd | Wed Jan 04 1995 19:26 | 6 |
|
<----------
You forgot to tell him "Bless you Joseph"... and that you'll pray for
him...
|
214.265 | And no, he didn't sneeze... | SOLVIT::KRAWIECKI | Zebras should be seen and not herd | Wed Jan 04 1995 19:26 | 1 |
|
|
214.266 | | BIGQ::SILVA | Nobody wants a Charlie in the Box! | Wed Jan 04 1995 19:26 | 4 |
|
Gee, do I really need to announce it everytime? I just can't do it?
Hmmm.....
|
214.267 | | POBOX::BATTIS | When in doubt, foul a freshman | Thu Jan 05 1995 17:08 | 2 |
|
taken off all your clothes, and jumped into a cactus?
|
214.268 | '' | POWDML::LAUER | Little Chamber of Ecstacy | Thu Jan 05 1995 17:11 | 3 |
|
I've done both of those, but not consecutively or even concurrently.
|
214.269 | | MPGS::MARKEY | I most definitely think I might | Thu Jan 05 1995 17:13 | 6 |
| >taken off all your clothes, and jumped into a cactus?
No, I'm afraid I haven't. It seems common sense intervened long
beforehand.
-b
|
214.270 | or even consciously? | USAT05::BENSON | | Thu Jan 05 1995 17:36 | 1 |
|
|
214.271 | | POBOX::BATTIS | When in doubt, foul a freshman | Fri Jan 06 1995 13:25 | 2 |
|
danced with wolverines
|
214.272 | | CONSLT::MCBRIDE | aspiring peasant | Fri Jan 06 1995 13:28 | 1 |
| <--- Yes, at the U of Mich. Weird folk too.
|
214.273 | | MASALA::DALEXANDER | My hovercraft is full of Eels | Sat Jan 07 1995 23:46 | 1 |
| ...kacked yersel.
|
214.274 | Give it to us Big Yin!!! | PAKORA::MACDONALD | Yer wurse than ma Maw!! | Sat Jan 07 1995 23:54 | 7 |
|
Dougz,
xplain " kacked " without being Set Hidden.
Keiff.
|
214.275 | | MASALA::DALEXANDER | My hovercraft is full of Eels | Sun Jan 08 1995 01:02 | 2 |
| Keiff,
It would take a better man than I to be able to do that.
|
214.276 | Only try this at home... | COVERT::COVERT | John R. Covert | Sun Jan 08 1995 01:02 | 4 |
| re .275
Yeah... I thot it was just gaz, but, unfortunately...
|
214.277 | | JULIET::MORALES_NA | Sweet Spirit's Gentle Breeze | Sun Jan 08 1995 01:22 | 2 |
| kissed your son goodnight, just to have him wipe it off so you'd have
to do it again?
|
214.278 | 8^) | POWDML::LAUER | Little Chamber of Warm Moist Rogering | Sun Jan 08 1995 03:31 | 7 |
|
Naah, I don't have any children.
Well, none that I know of, anyway. Ha! Ha!
|
214.279 | | SUBPAC::SADIN | caught in the 'net | Mon Jan 09 1995 10:21 | 4 |
|
mz. debra, I'm preggo and I believe it's yours...
|
214.280 | oh dear | POWDML::LAUER | Little Chamber of Warm Moist Rogering | Mon Jan 09 1995 11:09 | 1 |
|
|
214.281 | quite | SUBPAC::SADIN | caught in the 'net | Mon Jan 09 1995 11:50 | 1 |
|
|
214.282 | | POWDML::LAUER | Little Chamber of Warm Moist Rogering | Mon Jan 09 1995 11:52 | 2 |
|
That's what I get for spending time in the LCoWMR.
|
214.283 | | SUBPAC::SADIN | caught in the 'net | Mon Jan 09 1995 12:10 | 6 |
|
:*)
|
214.284 | | VMSNET::M_MACIOLEK | Four54 Camaro/Only way to fly | Tue Jan 10 1995 18:40 | 3 |
| > taken off all your clothes, and jumped into a cactus?
Hell, I never been drunk enough to do something that stupid.
|
214.285 | {ahem} | POWDML::LAUER | Little Chamber of WarmMoistRogering | Tue Jan 10 1995 19:51 | 5 |
|
<--BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA{gasp}HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
|
214.286 | Of course I heard this 2nd hand you know. | VMSNET::M_MACIOLEK | Four54 Camaro/Only way to fly | Tue Jan 10 1995 20:16 | 1 |
| er, you didn't look like a cactus to me. I know....
|
214.287 | | POWDML::LAUER | Little Chamber of WarmMoistRogering | Wed Jan 11 1995 02:58 | 4 |
|
I wuz NEVER nekkid that weekend.
I think.
|
214.288 | | POWDML::LAUER | Little Chamber of WarmMoistRogering | Wed Jan 11 1995 03:22 | 3 |
|
Anyway, it wasn't me you were trying to jump into, if you recall
correctly. There was, however, the fire, the lake, the tent...
|
214.289 | oh dear | POBOX::BATTIS | When in doubt, foul a freshman | Wed Jan 11 1995 14:47 | 1 |
|
|
214.290 | | POBOX::BATTIS | Contract Studmuffin | Mon Feb 20 1995 18:36 | 2 |
|
ridden in a hearse
|
214.291 | | POLAR::RICHARDSON | Ooo Ah silly me | Mon Feb 20 1995 18:43 | 1 |
| hidden on a nurse
|
214.292 | | MPGS::MARKEY | Calm down: it's only 1s and 0s | Mon Feb 20 1995 18:53 | 1 |
| ridden on a nurse :-)
|
214.293 | oh dear | POWDML::LAUER | Little Chamber of Fuzzy Faces | Mon Feb 20 1995 19:04 | 1 |
|
|
214.294 | | POBOX::BATTIS | Contract Studmuffin | Mon Feb 20 1995 19:27 | 3 |
|
cursed a nurse
|
214.295 | | SMURF::BINDER | vitam gustare | Mon Feb 20 1995 19:45 | 5 |
| .294
yes. for the next 20 seconds after one gave me valium iv as i was
being prepped for surgery under a general. after that, the nurse could
have cut my leg off with a bow saw and i wouldn't have cared.
|
214.296 | | CSLALL::HENDERSON | Friend will you be ready? | Mon Feb 20 1995 19:48 | 13 |
|
.294
You bet..a rather clumsy nurse, a urinary catheter and my, er, equipment
didn't get along well.
Jim
|
214.297 | | POLAR::RICHARDSON | Ooo Ah silly me | Mon Feb 20 1995 19:54 | 1 |
| She shafted you?
|
214.298 | | CSLALL::HENDERSON | Friend will you be ready? | Mon Feb 20 1995 19:58 | 4 |
|
well, that's one way to put it
|
214.299 | | POLAR::RICHARDSON | Ooo Ah silly me | Mon Feb 20 1995 20:09 | 1 |
| There is only one way to put it isn't there?
|
214.300 | OOUUUUCH snarf | CSLALL::HENDERSON | Friend will you be ready? | Mon Feb 20 1995 20:13 | 5 |
|
Precisely
|
214.301 | | POLAR::RICHARDSON | Ooo Ah silly me | Mon Feb 20 1995 20:22 | 1 |
| Well, she's probably a whiz at it by now....
|
214.302 | | REFINE::KOMAR | The karaoke master | Mon Feb 20 1995 20:24 | 3 |
| Now, now, gentlemen - mind your p's and q's
ME
|
214.303 | | GAVEL::JANDROW | brain cramp | Tue Feb 21 1995 10:40 | 7 |
|
they can mind their p's and i'll mind the q's, thankyouverymuch... :>
(and yes, deb, i know those apostraphes don't belong there...)
|
214.304 | apostrOphes 8^) | POWDML::LAUER | Little Chamber of Fuzzy Faces | Tue Feb 21 1995 12:00 | 1 |
|
|
214.305 | | BIGQ::SILVA | Squirrels R Me | Tue Feb 21 1995 12:30 | 7 |
| | <<< Note 214.290 by POBOX::BATTIS "Contract Studmuffin" >>>
| ridden in a hearse
I dated TWO people who worked for a mortuary..... so while I have never
ridden in a hearse, I have.... oh never mind....
|
214.306 | oh dear | POWDML::LAUER | Little Chamber of Fuzzy Faces | Tue Feb 21 1995 12:31 | 1 |
|
|
214.307 | As Capt. Kirk was wont to say: | LJSRV2::KALIKOW | Technology Hunter/Gatherer | Tue Feb 21 1995 12:35 | 2 |
| This Tribbles me.
|
214.308 | | POBOX::BATTIS | Contract Studmuffin | Tue Feb 21 1995 14:53 | 12 |
|
<< Note 214.290 by BIGQ::SILVA "Squirrels R Me"
! ridden in a hearse
<< I dated TWO people who worked for a mortuary.... so while I have
never ridden in a hearse. I have.... oh never mind
Glen, I don't know, that may may very well qualify as riding in a
hearse, if you know what I mean.
Mark
|
214.309 | | POLAR::RICHARDSON | Ooo Ah silly me | Tue Feb 21 1995 15:19 | 1 |
| slidden in a purse?
|
214.310 | | BIGQ::SILVA | Squirrels R Me | Tue Feb 21 1995 16:06 | 7 |
| | <<< Note 214.308 by POBOX::BATTIS "Contract Studmuffin" >>>
| Glen, I don't know, that may may very well qualify as riding in a
| hearse, if you know what I mean.
Mark, just to keep things clear..... he was alive. :-)
|
214.311 | | POBOX::BATTIS | Contract Studmuffin | Tue Feb 21 1995 17:18 | 3 |
|
Glen, thats a relief to know, though I'm sure there are better places
to do it than a hearse. :-)
|
214.312 | | BIGQ::SILVA | Squirrels R Me | Tue Feb 21 1995 17:42 | 9 |
| | <<< Note 214.311 by POBOX::BATTIS "Contract Studmuffin" >>>
| Glen, thats a relief to know, though I'm sure there are better places
| to do it than a hearse. :-)
If you do it over and over and over again in a hearse, does it become
rehearse?
|
214.313 | Get in? No thanks. | SUBPAC::JJENSEN | Jojo the Fishing Widow | Tue Feb 21 1995 17:49 | 7 |
| {groan}
I once had a hearse follow me for miles and miles on a
mostly deserted highway. The driver would change lanes
every time I did, and always stayed the same distance
behind me. I wondered whether it was an omen or
an episode of Twilight Zone.
|
214.314 | | POBOX::BATTIS | Contract Studmuffin | Tue Feb 21 1995 17:59 | 2 |
|
danced with a rhinocerous
|
214.315 | | POLAR::RICHARDSON | Ooo Ah silly me | Tue Feb 21 1995 18:02 | 1 |
| dances with aardvarks
|
214.316 | | BIGQ::SILVA | Squirrels R Me | Tue Feb 21 1995 18:04 | 3 |
|
I've danced with wolves......
|
214.317 | | POBOX::BATTIS | Contract Studmuffin | Tue Feb 21 1995 18:04 | 2 |
|
dances with leopards
|
214.318 | | POBOX::BATTIS | Contract Studmuffin | Tue Feb 21 1995 18:06 | 2 |
|
danced with Madonna
|
214.319 | | POBOX::BATTIS | Contract Studmuffin | Tue Feb 21 1995 18:06 | 2 |
|
danced with a one legged woman
|
214.320 | | BIGQ::SILVA | Squirrels R Me | Tue Feb 21 1995 18:09 | 3 |
|
I've danced with Peg many times
|
214.321 | | POBOX::BATTIS | Contract Studmuffin | Fri Feb 24 1995 13:07 | 2 |
|
danced with a cactus
|
214.322 | | POLAR::RICHARDSON | Ooo Ah silly me | Fri Feb 24 1995 13:12 | 2 |
| Were you a cactus in a previous life or did you just drink lots of
tequila?
|
214.323 | | POBOX::BATTIS | Contract Studmuffin | Fri Feb 24 1995 13:13 | 2 |
|
both
|
214.324 | | POLAR::RICHARDSON | Ooo Ah silly me | Fri Feb 24 1995 13:16 | 1 |
| I see your point.
|
214.325 | | CONSLT::MCBRIDE | aspiring peasant | Fri Feb 24 1995 13:17 | 1 |
| Not only that but he understands where you are coming from.
|
214.326 | | POLAR::RICHARDSON | Ooo Ah silly me | Fri Feb 24 1995 13:17 | 1 |
| Thanks little buddy.
|
214.327 | | POWDML::LAUER | Little Chamber of Fuzzy Faces | Fri Feb 24 1995 16:17 | 2 |
|
tequila...anyone up for body shots?
|
214.328 | | GAVEL::JANDROW | brain cramp | Fri Feb 24 1995 16:23 | 5 |
|
call the aussies!!!
:>
|
214.329 | | POLAR::RICHARDSON | Ooo Ah silly me | Fri Feb 24 1995 16:40 | 1 |
| Kamikazes!!!
|
214.330 | | BIGQ::SILVA | Squirrels R Me | Fri Feb 24 1995 16:43 | 3 |
|
Body shots??? YOU BET!!!! Great party favor them body shots r!
|
214.331 | | CONSLT::MCBRIDE | aspiring peasant | Fri Feb 24 1995 16:44 | 1 |
| call the posses
|
214.332 | | POLAR::RICHARDSON | Ooo Ah silly me | Fri Feb 24 1995 16:45 | 1 |
| Saul of Tarsus
|
214.333 | | POWDML::LAUER | Little Chamber of Fuzzy Faces | Fri Feb 24 1995 17:51 | 2 |
|
I could do kamikazes also. I think it's time for another {you know}.
|
214.334 | | POBOX::BATTIS | Contract Studmuffin | Fri Feb 24 1995 18:00 | 2 |
|
drank a kamikaze while flying a plane
|
214.335 | | SMURF::BINDER | vitam gustare | Fri Feb 24 1995 18:00 | 1 |
| drunk
|
214.336 | | MPGS::MARKEY | Mother is the invention of necessity | Fri Feb 24 1995 18:01 | 1 |
| nope, are you?
|
214.337 | | MOLAR::DELBALSO | I (spade) my (dogface) | Fri Feb 24 1995 18:03 | 1 |
| Want some rye? 'Course ya do.
|
214.338 | | POWDML::LAUER | Little Chamber of Fuzzy Faces | Fri Feb 24 1995 18:07 | 2 |
|
Boilermakers!
|
214.339 | | SMURF::BINDER | vitam gustare | Fri Feb 24 1995 18:08 | 3 |
| .337
here's to us
|
214.340 | | SUBPAC::JJENSEN | Jj the Alleged Fishing Widow | Fri Feb 24 1995 19:28 | 5 |
| Please remember: Two beers = two drinks
Shot'n'beer = one drink
Do not ask for two beers.
A double shot of vodka is OK, though.
|
214.341 | | POWDML::LAUER | Little Chamber of Fuzzy Faces | Fri Feb 24 1995 19:34 | 2 |
|
I'd like a double shot of my baby's love to go with that boilermaker.
|
214.342 | | MPGS::MARKEY | Mother is the invention of necessity | Fri Feb 24 1995 19:36 | 4 |
| I'd be afraid that a double shot of my baby's love would be
12 guage.
-b
|
214.343 | guage | POWDML::LAUER | Little Chamber of Fuzzy Faces | Fri Feb 24 1995 19:42 | 2 |
|
How do you pronounce that?
|
214.344 | | MPGS::MARKEY | Mother is the invention of necessity | Fri Feb 24 1995 19:44 | 1 |
| gayj, is that better? :-)
|
214.345 | | POLAR::RICHARDSON | Ooo Ah silly me | Fri Feb 24 1995 19:46 | 1 |
| Probably the same a gauge.
|
214.346 | | POWDML::LAUER | Little Chamber of Fuzzy Faces | Fri Feb 24 1995 19:50 | 3 |
|
I dunno; I was thinking "gwaaaj" somewhat along the lines of
"gwarrrgul".
|
214.347 | | MPGS::MARKEY | Mother is the invention of necessity | Fri Feb 24 1995 19:51 | 3 |
|
Well, Elmer hunted wabbits with a 12 qwaaaj.
|
214.348 | | MOLAR::DELBALSO | I (spade) my (dogface) | Fri Feb 24 1995 22:05 | 3 |
| re: .339
Who's like us?
|
214.349 | | SMURF::BINDER | vitam gustare | Mon Feb 27 1995 13:38 | 3 |
| .348
damn few!
|
214.350 | | MOLAR::DELBALSO | I (spade) my (dogface) | Mon Feb 27 1995 14:21 | 2 |
| And they're all dead.
|
214.351 | | POBOX::BATTIS | Contract Studmuffin | Tue Feb 28 1995 13:15 | 2 |
|
jumped into a vat of bananna pudding
|
214.352 | | CONSLT::MCBRIDE | aspiring peasant | Tue Feb 28 1995 13:21 | 1 |
| It depends, with or without the mixer going?
|
214.353 | | USCTR1::GHIGGINS | Oh Whoa Is Moe | Thu Mar 02 1995 17:03 | 2 |
|
with real banana chucks...?
|
214.354 | | CSLALL::HENDERSON | Friend will you be ready? | Thu Mar 02 1995 17:26 | 9 |
|
What are banana chucks? Are they like woodchucks
How much banana could a banana chuck chuck if a banana chuck could chuck
banana?
|
214.355 | | NOTIME::SACKS | Gerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085 | Thu Mar 02 1995 17:27 | 1 |
| The banana chuck is the part of the banana that holds the banana bit.
|
214.356 | | POBOX::BATTIS | Contract Studmuffin | Thu Mar 02 1995 19:35 | 2 |
|
you guys are driving me bananas with all this banana talk.
|
214.357 | | POLAR::RICHARDSON | Alleged Degirdification | Thu Mar 02 1995 19:43 | 1 |
| We're a crazy bunch.
|
214.358 | | CSLALL::HENDERSON | Friend will you be ready? | Thu Mar 02 1995 19:48 | 3 |
|
But we have appeal
|
214.359 | | BIGQ::SILVA | Squirrels R Me | Thu Mar 02 1995 20:16 | 3 |
|
At least we aren't the Brady Bunch
|
214.360 | | POBOX::BATTIS | Contract Studmuffin | Fri Mar 03 1995 11:45 | 2 |
|
Gorilla alert
|
214.361 | | POLAR::RICHARDSON | Alleged Degirdification | Fri Mar 03 1995 13:08 | 1 |
| Alert gorilla
|
214.362 | | CONSLT::MCBRIDE | aspiring peasant | Fri Mar 03 1995 13:18 | 1 |
| Assert vanilla
|
214.363 | | POWDML::LAUER | Little Chamber of Fuzzy Faces | Fri Mar 03 1995 13:18 | 3 |
|
A pert chinchilla
|
214.364 | Calif, that is | CSLALL::HENDERSON | Friend will you be ready? | Fri Mar 03 1995 13:27 | 4 |
|
Been to Chowchilla?
|
214.365 | His name is Ren | BIGQ::SILVA | Squirrels R Me | Fri Mar 03 1995 13:47 | 6 |
|
assault chihuahua
|
214.366 | | POBOX::BATTIS | Contract Studmuffin | Wed Mar 08 1995 15:32 | 2 |
|
bungee jumped in the buff
|
214.367 | | POBOX::BATTIS | Contract Studmuffin | Wed Mar 08 1995 15:33 | 2 |
|
roller skated in a buffalo herd
|
214.368 | | POLAR::RICHARDSON | Alleged Degirdification | Wed Mar 08 1995 15:37 | 1 |
| roller bladed into buffalo turd.
|
214.369 | | USAT05::BENSON | Eternal Weltanschauung | Wed Mar 08 1995 15:37 | 1 |
| ...slept naked with Glen Silva?
|
214.370 | | POLAR::RICHARDSON | Alleged Degirdification | Wed Mar 08 1995 15:38 | 22 |
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|
214.371 | | POBOX::BATTIS | Contract Studmuffin | Wed Mar 08 1995 15:40 | 2 |
|
a true brown noser
|
214.372 | Or a Berenstain Bear... | AMN1::RALTO | Gala 10th Year ECAD SW Anniversary | Wed Mar 08 1995 15:43 | 3 |
| What's that, Sonic the Hedgehog?
Chris
|
214.373 | chasing me around the box no less | USAT05::BENSON | Eternal Weltanschauung | Wed Mar 08 1995 15:44 | 4 |
|
I think its Hildegard.
jeff
|
214.374 | | POWDML::LAUER | Little Chamber of Fuzzy Faces | Wed Mar 08 1995 16:22 | 3 |
|
My friend Matt bungee-jumped nekkid in Australia. I've seen the video
8^o.
|
214.375 | | POLAR::RICHARDSON | Alleged Degirdification | Wed Mar 08 1995 16:26 | 6 |
| Exposing himself down under?
{flap flap slap} {ouch}
I wouldn't do it.
|
214.376 | | CONSLT::MCBRIDE | aspiring peasant | Wed Mar 08 1995 17:03 | 2 |
| Actually, from that position it would be up over. Either way, just hop
the cord doesn't get tangled in anything....
|
214.377 | | POLAR::RICHARDSON | Alleged Degirdification | Wed Mar 08 1995 17:07 | 1 |
| hop?
|
214.378 | | CONSLT::MCBRIDE | aspiring peasant | Wed Mar 08 1995 17:09 | 3 |
| Yeah hop. That's what happens when things get tangled in the cord. I
only lost an e this time. Could've been serious though. If it was
hoppy and the pp got caught, well you get the picture I am sure.
|
214.379 | | MPGS::MARKEY | Send John Thomas some doughnuts | Wed Mar 08 1995 17:12 | 3 |
|
... wished you'd shut up when you had the chance.
|
214.380 | | WAHOO::LEVESQUE | luxure et supplice | Wed Mar 08 1995 17:37 | 1 |
| often
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214.381 | | POBOX::BATTIS | Contract Studmuffin | Wed Mar 08 1995 19:28 | 1 |
| quacked up
|
214.382 | | BIGQ::SILVA | Squirrels R Me | Thu Mar 09 1995 16:56 | 6 |
| | <<< Note 214.366 by POBOX::BATTIS "Contract Studmuffin" >>>
| bungee jumped in the buff
Ask John Covert.
|
214.383 | | BIGQ::SILVA | Squirrels R Me | Thu Mar 09 1995 16:57 | 5 |
| | <<< Note 214.369 by USAT05::BENSON "Eternal Weltanschauung" >>>
| ...slept naked with Glen Silva?
I've done that!!! I've done that!!!! It felt so natural too. :-)
|
214.384 | | BIGQ::SILVA | Squirrels R Me | Thu Mar 09 1995 16:59 | 8 |
| | <<< Note 214.374 by POWDML::LAUER "Little Chamber of Fuzzy Faces" >>>
| My friend Matt bungee-jumped nekkid in Australia. I've seen the video 8^o.
Judging by the smiley at the end, I would have to wonder what he used
as the cord.... :-)
|
214.385 | | POBOX::BATTIS | Contract Studmuffin | Tue Mar 14 1995 11:40 | 2 |
|
been suckered into an encounter, when you wish you hadn't been.
|
214.386 | | POWDML::LAUER | Little Chamber of Fuzzy Faces | Tue Mar 14 1995 11:58 | 3 |
|
...would that be an encounter with a cactus, Mark luv?
|
214.387 | | POBOX::BATTIS | Contract Studmuffin | Tue Mar 14 1995 12:29 | 2 |
|
er no mz-debra, a blonde receptionist.
|
214.388 | | POWDML::LAUER | Little Chamber of Fuzzy Faces | Tue Mar 14 1995 12:38 | 2 |
|
I thought you liked her?
|
214.389 | | POBOX::BATTIS | Contract Studmuffin | Tue Mar 14 1995 12:50 | 2 |
|
I do, it was just not an enjoyable encounter, thats all.
|
214.390 | | BIGQ::SILVA | Squirrels R Me | Tue Mar 14 1995 13:22 | 4 |
|
You didn't try and use Brians test to see if she was a real blonde, did
you???
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214.391 | | POWDML::POLAR::RICHARDSON | can we have your liver then? | Tue Mar 14 1995 14:30 | 3 |
| She beat him at pool I think.
She's from the cue continuum.
|
214.392 | | SMURF::BINDER | vitam gustare | Tue Mar 14 1995 14:46 | 6 |
| .385
the ultimate of that was on chicago hope last eve. one of the doctors
meets a gorgeous chick, 20 mins later they're kissing, they eventually
end up in the sack, and later he learns that she used to be his hockey
teammate. andy had become annie...
|
214.393 | | MPGS::MARKEY | Send John Thomas some doughnuts | Tue Mar 14 1995 14:50 | 6 |
| >...end up in the sack, and later he learns that she used to be his
> hockey teammate. andy had become annie...
Apparently, he misunderstood when she said something about "puck".
-b
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214.394 | | SMURF::BINDER | vitam gustare | Tue Mar 14 1995 14:53 | 4 |
| nackshully, at the party where they met (again), they discussed how
he'd played hockey with her brother... she started getting serious
about him and decided she'd better come clean, as it were. really
pissed him off, though. "i'm a DOCTOR, dammit, how could i not know?"
|
214.395 | | POBOX::BATTIS | Contract Studmuffin | Tue Mar 14 1995 17:24 | 7 |
|
.391
er Glenn and 19 others :-) No she didn't beat me at pool yet, I doubt
we will be playing again in the near future.
Mark
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214.396 | | POWDML::POLAR::RICHARDSON | can we have your liver then? | Tue Mar 14 1995 17:27 | 3 |
| You don't have a clean slate in other words....
Chalk it up to experience.
|
214.397 | | POBOX::BATTIS | Contract Studmuffin | Tue Mar 14 1995 17:31 | 2 |
|
exactly
|
214.398 | | GRANPA::MWANNEMACHER | NRA member in good standing | Tue Mar 14 1995 17:32 | 3 |
|
Make sure you don't get racked....
|
214.399 | | CONSLT::MCBRIDE | aspiring peasant | Tue Mar 14 1995 17:41 | 1 |
| Smacked or
|
214.400 | | CONSLT::MCBRIDE | aspiring peasant | Tue Mar 14 1995 17:41 | 1 |
| SNARFED
|
214.401 | | POBOX::BATTIS | Contract Studmuffin | Tue Mar 14 1995 19:40 | 3 |
|
made an incredibly difficult bank shot using reverse english the length
of the table, then missed a chip shot.
|
214.402 | | TROOA::COLLINS | The Forest City Madman | Tue Mar 14 1995 19:49 | 5 |
|
Re: .401:
Oooooooooooo, I wanna shoot some stick with Mark!! :^)
|
214.403 | | POBOX::BATTIS | Contract Studmuffin | Thu Mar 16 1995 18:49 | 2 |
|
ambushed an armadillo
|
214.404 | Could even fool an OB-GYN | TINCUP::AGUE | DTN-592-4939, 719-598-3498(SSL) | Thu Mar 16 1995 23:59 | 9 |
| Regarding doctors and transgender operations...
In Trinidad, CO, about 100 south of here, is a small hospital with a
doctor that has made a great reputation transgendering people, mostly
male to female of course. A few months ago, I caught a TV interview
where he claimed that one of his former patients was now married to a
gynecologist that had no idea of his wife's history.
-- Jim
|
214.405 | | POBOX::BATTIS | Contract Studmuffin | Fri Mar 17 1995 18:32 | 2 |
|
drunk the juice of a cactus
|
214.406 | | CONSLT::MCBRIDE | aspiring peasant | Fri Mar 17 1995 18:35 | 2 |
| Yes, yes I have. Won't do it anymore though at least not in the form I
had it. Tequila and I aren't on speaking terms anymore.
|
214.407 | | POWDML::LAUER | Little Chamber of Fuzzy Faces | Sat Mar 18 1995 02:35 | 2 |
|
Oh, body shots. Body shots of tequila. I could do that.
|
214.408 | | SUBPAC::SADIN | One if by LAN, two if by C | Sat Mar 18 1995 09:04 | 5 |
|
squeeze my lemon ms. deb? it goes good with tequila....
|
214.409 | | POWDML::LAUER | Little Chamber of Fuzzy Faces | Sat Mar 18 1995 15:05 | 2 |
|
'til the juice runs down your leg.
|
214.410 | | SUBPAC::SADIN | One if by LAN, two if by C | Sat Mar 18 1995 19:34 | 5 |
|
'til I fall right outta bed.
|
214.411 | .409 was, imho, ... | LJSRV2::KALIKOW | TechnoCatalyst | Sat Mar 18 1995 21:17 | 2 |
| a classic MzDebIsm. You, m'dear, R 2 much!! :-)
|
214.412 | {simper} | POWDML::LAUER | Little Chamber of Fuzzy Faces | Sun Mar 19 1995 00:40 | 1 |
|
|
214.413 | | ROWLET::AINSLEY | Less than 150 kts. is TOO slow! | Sun Mar 19 1995 19:50 | 5 |
| re: .411
That's Led Zepplin and I believe the song is titled "The Lemon Song".
Bob
|
214.414 | However true that be, Bob, and I've no reason to doubt ye... | LJSRV2::KALIKOW | TechnoCatalyst | Sun Mar 19 1995 20:16 | 2 |
| ... context is everything -- and MzDeb is the mistress of context.
|
214.415 | | SUBPAC::SADIN | One if by LAN, two if by C | Sun Mar 19 1995 21:25 | 8 |
|
...got too close to a brush fire and singed your eyebrows and hair?
:)
jim (who burned a bit of brush today...and a bit of hair)
|
214.416 | | NOTIME::SACKS | Gerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085 | Mon Mar 20 1995 11:52 | 3 |
| > That's Led Zepplin and I believe the song is titled "The Lemon Song".
It predates Led Zeppelin by 40 or 50 years. It's an old blues lyric.
|
214.417 | Don't have the LP anymore, so I couldn't check the liner notes... | ROWLET::AINSLEY | Less than 150 kts. is TOO slow! | Mon Mar 20 1995 16:40 | 6 |
| re: .416
Thanks. I didn't know that. But given the heavy blues influence of the first
few Led Zep albums, I'm not surprised at all.
Bob
|
214.418 | | POBOX::BATTIS | Contract Studmuffin | Fri Mar 24 1995 12:48 | 2 |
|
jogged with a cheetah
|
214.419 | | SOLVIT::KRAWIECKI | Yap! Yap! Yap! Yap! Yap! Yap! Yap! | Fri Mar 24 1995 12:53 | 5 |
|
A cheetah doesn't jog... it sprints....
Musta been an old one...
|
214.420 | His last name was Rivera | BIGQ::SILVA | Squirrels R Me | Fri Mar 24 1995 13:32 | 12 |
| | <<< Note 214.418 by POBOX::BATTIS "Contract Studmuffin" >>>
| jogged with a cheetah
Wow... I can actually say yes to this. My ex had the nickname of
Cheetah & Chita. Cheetah for when he would run, and Chita for Chita Rivera.
Glen
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214.421 | Nature Ranger to the rescue of innocent misinformed children! | SMURF::BINDER | vitam gustare | Fri Mar 24 1995 13:38 | 7 |
| .419
> A cheetah doesn't jog... it sprints....
Oddly enough, cheetahs are like other creatures. They expend the
minumim amount of energy to do the job. They definitely do jog if
running isn't needed.
|
214.422 | | SOLVIT::KRAWIECKI | Yap! Yap! Yap! Yap! Yap! Yap! Yap! | Fri Mar 24 1995 15:30 | 6 |
|
<-------
Technically, Nature Ranger ;) They don't "jog" but lope...
|
214.423 | | SMURF::BINDER | vitam gustare | Fri Mar 24 1995 15:45 | 5 |
| .422
Technically, Andy, they do both. A lope is a 3-beated gait similar to
a canter. Cats do that. They also trot. "Jog" is a synonym for
"trot" except when one is referring to the trots.
|
214.424 | | POBOX::BATTIS | Contract Studmuffin | Fri Mar 24 1995 15:52 | 2 |
|
thank you Herr Binder, I have been vindicated.
|
214.425 | | SOLVIT::KRAWIECKI | Yap! Yap! Yap! Yap! Yap! Yap! Yap! | Fri Mar 24 1995 17:11 | 9 |
|
RE: .423
Okay.. okay!!!!! I know when I'm beaten!!! :) :)
I still don't think Mark can keep up with a cheetah no matter what it's
doing!!
:)
|
214.426 | | CONSLT::MCBRIDE | aspiring peasant | Fri Mar 24 1995 17:15 | 1 |
| A 427 Cobra could beat a Cheetah in it's day.
|
214.427 | | POBOX::BATTIS | Contract Studmuffin | Fri Mar 24 1995 18:11 | 4 |
|
well Brian, I'll pit my mongoose against your Cobra anyday.
Mark
|
214.428 | | BIGQ::SILVA | Squirrels R Me | Fri Mar 24 1995 18:31 | 7 |
| | <<< Note 214.427 by POBOX::BATTIS "Contract Studmuffin" >>>
| well Brian, I'll pit my mongoose against your Cobra anyday.
HEY! There will be no killing of Brian's snake in this file!
|
214.429 | | SUBPAC::SADIN | One if by LAN, two if by C | Sat Mar 25 1995 08:19 | 5 |
|
And I'll pit my 426Hemi 'cuda against all of ya!
;*)
|
214.430 | | ODIXIE::CIAROCHI | One Less Dog | Mon Mar 27 1995 03:34 | 1 |
| I've had the trots like a cheetah, if that counts...
|
214.431 | | GRANPA::MWANNEMACHER | NRA member in good standing | Mon Mar 27 1995 12:30 | 7 |
|
.429 Do you really have one Jim, or are you dreamin???????? IF you've
got one, I'll expect a ride when I get up there. :')
Mike
|
214.432 | | CONSLT::MCBRIDE | aspiring peasant | Mon Mar 27 1995 13:05 | 1 |
| Is that a dual quad or six pack set up?
|
214.433 | | SUBPAC::SADIN | One if by LAN, two if by C | Mon Mar 27 1995 13:59 | 9 |
|
I'm dreamin' gents I'm dreamin'! :) I would LOVE a hemi 'cuda, but
that ain't in the budget....:)
..and I'd rather a dual quad than a 6pack. :)
jim
|
214.434 | | GRANPA::MWANNEMACHER | NRA member in good standing | Mon Mar 27 1995 14:05 | 9 |
|
Yup, them thermo quads were wuite a carb way back when. I loved to
hear them secondaries kick in when you stomped on it.
Mike (who had the Carter thermoquad on his 69 Roadrunner 383 may it
rest in peace)
|
214.435 | | POBOX::BATTIS | Contract Studmuffin | Wed Mar 29 1995 18:47 | 2 |
|
jumped rope with an octupus.
|
214.436 | | CONSLT::MCBRIDE | aspiring peasant | Wed Mar 29 1995 19:26 | 2 |
| Wow, I'm getting a visual of this and it's, well frankly, it's
disturbing.
|
214.437 | | POBOX::BATTIS | Land shark,pool shark | Thu Mar 30 1995 20:29 | 2 |
|
hunted bear with a flamethrower
|
214.438 | | NOTIME::SACKS | Gerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085 | Thu Mar 30 1995 20:30 | 1 |
| Is POBOX about to go postal?
|
214.439 | | POBOX::BATTIS | Land shark,pool shark | Thu Mar 30 1995 20:31 | 2 |
|
partied with a porcupine
|
214.440 | | POBOX::BATTIS | Land shark,pool shark | Thu Mar 30 1995 20:33 | 2 |
|
played pool with a great white shark
|
214.441 | | PENUTS::DDESMAISONS | no, i'm aluminuming 'um, mum | Thu Mar 30 1995 20:34 | 5 |
|
>> played pool with a great white shark
you mean like minnesota fats?
|
214.442 | | NOTIME::SACKS | Gerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085 | Thu Mar 30 1995 20:35 | 2 |
| Di, are you implying that there are no great black pool sharks?
Where's Brandon?
|
214.443 | | POBOX::BATTIS | Land shark,pool shark | Thu Mar 30 1995 20:35 | 2 |
|
<--- er, yes
|
214.444 | | SOLVIT::KRAWIECKI | | Thu Mar 30 1995 21:05 | 4 |
|
Er.... seems like Mark's got this thing for beasts....
|
214.445 | | POLAR::RICHARDSON | Baloney Convalescence | Thu Mar 30 1995 21:36 | 1 |
| Offered a sacrifice to the Baloney God?
|
214.446 | | MPGS::MARKEY | The bottom end of Liquid Sanctuary | Thu Mar 30 1995 21:39 | 4 |
|
Um, no, but I've had a few people kneel to worship it...
|
214.447 | | POLAR::RICHARDSON | Baloney Convalescence | Thu Mar 30 1995 22:04 | 1 |
| What on earth are you talking about?!?!?!?!?
|
214.448 | | CSLALL::HENDERSON | Friend will you be ready? | Fri Mar 31 1995 02:55 | 10 |
|
Even I got that one (I think).
Jim
|
214.449 | | SUBPAC::SADIN | One if by LAN, two if by C | Fri Mar 31 1995 10:51 | 6 |
|
re: b
hehehehehe...good one brian. :)
|
214.450 | | POBOX::BATTIS | Land shark,pool shark | Fri Mar 31 1995 13:27 | 2 |
|
tangoed with a triceratops
|
214.451 | | POBOX::BATTIS | Land shark,pool shark | Fri Mar 31 1995 13:27 | 2 |
|
waltzed with a wallabee
|
214.452 | | BIGQ::SILVA | Squirrels R Me | Fri Mar 31 1995 13:41 | 7 |
| | <<< Note 214.446 by MPGS::MARKEY "The bottom end of Liquid Sanctuary" >>>
| Um, no, but I've had a few people kneel to worship it...
Brian, mirror reflections don't count. :-)
|
214.453 | | POLAR::RICHARDSON | Baloney Convalescence | Fri Mar 31 1995 14:51 | 1 |
| <----- This would take mind altering drugs to accomplish, I think.
|
214.454 | | BIGQ::SILVA | Squirrels R Me | Fri Mar 31 1995 15:09 | 7 |
| | <<< Note 214.453 by POLAR::RICHARDSON "Baloney Convalescence" >>>
| <----- This would take mind altering drugs to accomplish, I think.
Or a funhouse mirror....
|
214.455 | | POBOX::BATTIS | Land shark,pool shark | Fri Mar 31 1995 15:55 | 2 |
|
rumbaed with a ram
|
214.456 | | POBOX::BATTIS | Land shark,pool shark | Fri Mar 31 1995 15:57 | 2 |
|
lunched with a llama
|
214.457 | | POBOX::BATTIS | Land shark,pool shark | Fri Mar 31 1995 15:58 | 2 |
|
swung with a sloth
|
214.458 | | SOLVIT::KRAWIECKI | Yap!Yap!Yap!Yap!Yap!Yap!Yap! | Fri Mar 31 1995 16:30 | 3 |
|
"BATTIS"ed with a bat??
|
214.459 | | POBOX::BATTIS | Land shark,pool shark | Fri Mar 31 1995 19:40 | 2 |
|
chatted with a chimpanzee
|
214.460 | snarfed | POBOX::BATTIS | Land shark,pool shark | Fri Mar 31 1995 19:40 | 1 |
|
|
214.461 | | POBOX::BATTIS | Land shark,pool shark | Fri Mar 31 1995 19:49 | 2 |
|
golfed with a giraffe
|
214.462 | | BIGQ::SILVA | Squirrels R Me | Fri Mar 31 1995 19:51 | 3 |
|
I thought you were a man.... you should be hunting them dar creatures!
|
214.463 | | POBOX::BATTIS | Land shark,pool shark | Fri Mar 31 1995 20:06 | 2 |
|
harpooned a hippotamous
|
214.464 | | POLAR::RICHARDSON | Baloney Renewal | Fri Mar 31 1995 20:10 | 1 |
| tickled trout
|
214.465 | | BIGQ::SILVA | Squirrels R Me | Fri Mar 31 1995 20:12 | 2 |
|
yes..... just last night
|
214.466 | | POLAR::RICHARDSON | Baloney Renewal | Fri Mar 31 1995 20:15 | 1 |
| Angel Drawers, this troubles me.
|
214.467 | | TROOA::COLLINS | Pretzel Boy | Fri Mar 31 1995 20:17 | 3 |
|
...lloved a llama?
|
214.468 | | BIGQ::SILVA | Squirrels R Me | Fri Mar 31 1995 20:20 | 3 |
|
Glenn, why does it trouble you?
|
214.469 | | POLAR::RICHARDSON | Baloney Renewal | Fri Mar 31 1995 20:27 | 1 |
| .... pinched a pincer?
|
214.470 | | CONSLT::MCBRIDE | aspiring peasant | Fri Mar 31 1995 20:29 | 4 |
| pounced a pouncer
bounced a bouncer
punched a puncher
poacjed a poacher
|
214.471 | | POLAR::RICHARDSON | Baloney Renewal | Fri Mar 31 1995 20:42 | 1 |
| Well Angel Drawers, what kind of trout were you tickling?
|
214.472 | | POBOX::BATTIS | Land shark,pool shark | Fri Mar 31 1995 20:46 | 2 |
|
launched a lepeord
|
214.473 | | BIGQ::SILVA | Squirrels R Me | Sat Apr 01 1995 00:35 | 4 |
| | Well Angel Drawers, what kind of trout were you tickling?
A rainbow of course!!!!! Or was that Steve Trout the former Cub's
pitcher.... :-)
|
214.474 | | POBOX::BATTIS | Land shark,pool shark | Mon Apr 03 1995 12:51 | 6 |
|
After watching a special last night on cheetah's, they do indeed jog!!
The show never showed them running at full throttle, plus they are now
endangered. Less than 10,000 left, 1/4 to a 1/3rd live in India.
Mark
|
214.475 | lose the apostrophe | CSLALL::HENDERSON | Friend will you be ready? | Mon Apr 03 1995 13:00 | 4 |
|
|
214.476 | | POBOX::BATTIS | Land shark,pool shark | Mon Apr 03 1995 13:24 | 3 |
|
er Jim, the apostrophe is correct, more than one cheetah is plural,
hence the apostrophe..
|
214.477 | | PERFOM::LICEA_KANE | when it's comin' from the left | Mon Apr 03 1995 13:27 | 4 |
|
Stick with hoop's.
-mr. bill
|
214.478 | | POWDML::LAUER | Little Chamber of Fuzzy Faces | Mon Apr 03 1995 13:33 | 2 |
|
Mark, I'm appalled 8^(.
|
214.479 | public skule's product | WAHOO::LEVESQUE | luxure et supplice | Mon Apr 03 1995 13:46 | 3 |
| >more than one cheetah is plural, hence the apostrophe..
Then how do you indicate the possessive?
|
214.480 | | CSLALL::HENDERSON | Friend will you be ready? | Mon Apr 03 1995 13:57 | 12 |
|
re .476
With all due respect, sir, you are mistaken.
Jim
|
214.481 | Ask any 2 year old... | ROWLET::AINSLEY | Rest In Peace, Peter | Mon Apr 03 1995 14:11 | 5 |
| re: .479
> Then how do you indicate the possessive?
MINE! MINE! MINE!
|
214.482 | | CONSLT::MCBRIDE | aspiring peasant | Mon Apr 03 1995 14:18 | 1 |
| <----- Anudder Bwahahahaah!
|
214.483 | | POBOX::BATTIS | Land shark,pool shark | Mon Apr 03 1995 14:47 | 7 |
|
ok, ok I was wrong (head hung in shame). mr bill is correct, I will
stick to hoops.
Mark
cheetahs
|
214.484 | | POLAR::RICHARDSON | Designated Baloney | Mon Apr 03 1995 15:01 | 1 |
| We need more BATTIS'S in the world who will admit to misteak's.
|
214.485 | | CSLALL::HENDERSON | Friend will you be ready? | Mon Apr 03 1995 15:05 | 4 |
|
your right!
|
214.486 | (all of them!) | GAVEL::JANDROW | | Mon Apr 03 1995 16:19 | 10 |
|
.484
BITE YOUR TONGUE!!!!!!!
|
214.487 | | POLAR::RICHARDSON | Fan Club Baloney | Mon Apr 03 1995 16:41 | 1 |
| Yes 'em
|
214.488 | | POWDML::LAUER | Little Chamber of Fuzzy Faces | Mon Apr 03 1995 16:54 | 3 |
|
No! No! Let me ;^)!
|
214.489 | | POLAR::RICHARDSON | Fan Club Baloney | Mon Apr 03 1995 17:15 | 3 |
| Aaaaalllllrightythen!
8-o
|
214.490 | Talk Hard | SNOFS1::DAVISM | And monkeys might fly outa my butt! | Tue Apr 04 1995 03:34 | 5 |
| HYE - Fallen off a cliff, bounced off a large jagged rock, landed
in the ocean, got washed up by the tide onto a busy road, run over
by a bus and stood up and found the price tag still on your pants ?
Most annoying.
|
214.491 | | REFINE::KOMAR | Whoooo! Pig Suey | Tue Apr 04 1995 11:51 | 3 |
| I hate when that happens!
ME
|
214.492 | | BIGQ::SILVA | Diablo | Tue Apr 04 1995 14:11 | 3 |
|
Didn't that happen to Homer J. Simpson????
|
214.493 | | CALDEC::RAH | Might as well dance. | Tue Apr 04 1995 22:38 | 3 |
|
cheetahs have vacation homes in India?
|
214.494 | Talk Hard | SNOFS1::DAVISM | And monkeys might fly outa my butt! | Tue Apr 04 1995 23:06 | 1 |
| <--- Never did it.
|
214.495 | | POBOX::BATTIS | Land shark,pool shark | Wed Apr 05 1995 19:41 | 2 |
|
had a tough time saying, I'm sorry.
|
214.496 | | MPGS::MARKEY | The bottom end of Liquid Sanctuary | Wed Apr 05 1995 19:43 | 4 |
|
Don' worry Mark, I'm sure Raq will accept your apologies! :-) :-)
-b
|
214.497 | black patent leather, to mid thigh... | WAHOO::LEVESQUE | luxure et supplice | Wed Apr 05 1995 19:46 | 1 |
| After her boots are licked appropriately.
|
214.498 | | CONSLT::MCBRIDE | Reformatted to fit your screen | Wed Apr 05 1995 19:48 | 2 |
| Would that be the whole boot that needs to be licked? If so, I see a
rash of misbehaving coming on.
|
214.499 | | POBOX::BATTIS | Land shark,pool shark | Wed Apr 05 1995 19:49 | 6 |
|
-b good one :-) I was thinking of someone to whom I haven't spoken to
in two months, and now I can't even remember what it was that ticked
me off in the first place. I guess I should say it before, she beats
me to the punch.
|
214.500 | | WAHOO::LEVESQUE | luxure et supplice | Wed Apr 05 1995 19:49 | 1 |
| lady's choice
|
214.501 | | MPGS::MARKEY | The bottom end of Liquid Sanctuary | Wed Apr 05 1995 19:50 | 11 |
|
worked up a sweat at an orgy?
If so...
What was it like? :-) :-)
-b
|
214.502 | | MOLAR::DELBALSO | I (spade) my (dogface) | Wed Apr 05 1995 19:51 | 4 |
| > now I can't even remember what it was that ticked me off in the first place.
Did she pick on yer pool cue?
|
214.503 | | BIGQ::SILVA | Diablo | Wed Apr 05 1995 19:52 | 10 |
|
Brian Markey, do you really want me to give you an answer to your
question?????
I gotta have one first....
|
214.504 | | MPGS::MARKEY | The bottom end of Liquid Sanctuary | Wed Apr 05 1995 19:54 | 8 |
|
Actually, I went to an orgy once...
but I didn't like the puking part all that much... :-) :-) :-)
-b
|
214.505 | start walking | HBAHBA::HAAS | recurring recusancy | Wed Apr 05 1995 20:02 | 10 |
| re: .497
> After her boots are licked appropriately.
Speaking of boots, have you ever seen Nancy Sinatra nekid? She of made
for walking fame.
Supposedly she's showing all her talent in Playboy nexted Month.
TTom
|
214.506 | | NOTIME::SACKS | Gerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085 | Wed Apr 05 1995 20:03 | 1 |
| I hope those talents are better than her vocal talents.
|
214.507 | | GAVEL::JANDROW | | Wed Apr 05 1995 20:07 | 5 |
|
you'll be able to find out in next month's, um, "spread"...
|
214.508 | | NETCAD::WOODFORD | Spring'sSprung.SmurfetteSurfacesSoon. | Wed Apr 05 1995 20:08 | 11 |
|
HAHAHAHA! Raq! You're a laugh a minute today! :*)
Someone must have given you quite a boost!
Glad to see it!
:*)
terrie
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214.509 | | BIGQ::SILVA | Diablo | Wed Apr 05 1995 20:11 | 7 |
| | <<< Note 214.508 by NETCAD::WOODFORD "Spring'sSprung.SmurfetteSurfacesSoon." >>>
| Someone must have given you quite a boost!
I gave her some kind of curse..... sniff....
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214.510 | | MOLAR::DELBALSO | I (spade) my (dogface) | Wed Apr 05 1995 20:22 | 2 |
| Nancy Sinatra must be what, now? Pushing 55?
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214.511 | | MPGS::MARKEY | The bottom end of Liquid Sanctuary | Wed Apr 05 1995 20:23 | 5 |
| RE: "pushing 55"
Oh dear. This Playboy thing could be scary, couldn't it?
-b
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214.512 | | NOTIME::SACKS | Gerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085 | Wed Apr 05 1995 20:37 | 1 |
| She's probably about the same age as Raquel Welch and Jane Fonda.
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214.513 | | GAVEL::JANDROW | | Wed Apr 05 1995 21:09 | 9 |
|
i was just gonna say that...
and i don't know too many guys that would complain about gazing at
mz. welch being in the buff...ya nevah know, she might surprize you...
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214.514 | | BIGQ::SILVA | Diablo | Thu Apr 06 1995 02:38 | 3 |
|
raq... i might complain.....
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214.515 | | GAVEL::JANDROW | | Thu Apr 06 1995 12:09 | 6 |
|
yeahbut, no offense, but i don't you'd be one to by a playboy magazine
in the first place... :> ;>
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214.516 | bUy | BIGQ::SILVA | Diablo | Thu Apr 06 1995 13:43 | 1 |
| and i wouldn't bUy one either! :-)
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214.517 | | GAVEL::JANDROW | | Thu Apr 06 1995 14:20 | 4 |
|
typo....i assure you....but thank you for point it out... ;> ;> ;>
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214.518 | | BIGQ::SILVA | Diablo | Thu Apr 06 1995 14:22 | 1 |
| yvw
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214.519 | | POBOX::BATTIS | Land shark,pool shark | Thu Apr 13 1995 15:41 | 2 |
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hunted wild boar in Borneo
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214.520 | | POBOX::BATTIS | Land shark,pool shark | Thu Apr 13 1995 16:39 | 2 |
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eaten cinnamon buns with a cinnamon bear
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214.521 | | POBOX::BATTIS | Land shark,pool shark | Thu Apr 13 1995 16:41 | 2 |
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waxed a walrus
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214.522 | | POBOX::BATTIS | Land shark,pool shark | Thu Apr 13 1995 20:06 | 2 |
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played billiards with a babboon
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214.523 | | POBOX::BATTIS | Land shark,pool shark | Thu Apr 13 1995 20:15 | 2 |
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danced the watusi with a water buffalo
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214.524 | | POLAR::RICHARDSON | Special Fan Club Baloney | Thu Apr 13 1995 20:16 | 1 |
| Is there something wrong with the water in Lake Michigan?
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214.525 | | PENUTS::DDESMAISONS | no, i'm aluminuming 'um, mum | Thu Apr 13 1995 20:20 | 2 |
| you suppose that water broke too?
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214.526 | | POLAR::RICHARDSON | Special Fan Club Baloney | Thu Apr 13 1995 20:22 | 1 |
| 8^)
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214.527 | | CONSLT::MCBRIDE | Reformatted to fit your screen | Thu Apr 13 1995 20:25 | 4 |
| Pick either Erie or Ontario to be closer geographically speaking.
NNTTM
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214.528 | | POLAR::RICHARDSON | Special Fan Club Baloney | Thu Apr 13 1995 20:29 | 1 |
| closer to Chicago?
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214.529 | | CONSLT::MCBRIDE | Reformatted to fit your screen | Thu Apr 13 1995 20:32 | 1 |
| No, closer to buffalo.
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214.530 | | POLAR::RICHARDSON | Special Fan Club Baloney | Thu Apr 13 1995 20:36 | 1 |
| Battis is in Chicago is he not?
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214.531 | | POBOX::BATTIS | Land shark,pool shark | Fri Apr 14 1995 12:49 | 3 |
|
er, Glenn, I believe he is. Me thinks Brian was referring to my water
buffalo note. HTH
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214.532 | | POLAR::RICHARDSON | Special Fan Club Baloney | Fri Apr 14 1995 15:12 | 1 |
| Great Lakes! I'd better pay attention from Huron in.....
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214.533 | | SUBPAC::SADIN | One if by LAN, two if by C | Fri Apr 14 1995 16:10 | 3 |
|
That's kinda Erie to think about....
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214.534 | | CSLALL::HENDERSON | Friend will you be ready? | Fri Apr 14 1995 16:13 | 4 |
|
Far superior to other thoughts, however.
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214.535 | | GAAS::BRAUCHER | | Fri Apr 14 1995 17:58 | 4 |
|
Not what you Ottawant to think about, however...
bb
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214.536 | | POLAR::RICHARDSON | Special Fan Club Baloney | Fri Apr 14 1995 18:55 | 1 |
| 8^)
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214.537 | | POBOX::BATTIS | Land shark,pool shark | Fri Apr 14 1995 19:30 | 3 |
|
you are all to clever for me to keep up with. I bow in your general
direction.
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214.538 | | MOLAR::DELBALSO | I (spade) my (dogface) | Fri Apr 14 1995 19:32 | 2 |
| That could free up some of your time to Sing Along with Michigan.
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214.539 | | CSLALL::HENDERSON | Friend will you be ready? | Fri Apr 14 1995 19:39 | 2 |
|
I was wondering if you were going to state your opinion, Jack
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214.540 | | POBOX::BATTIS | Land shark,pool shark | Tue Apr 18 1995 18:17 | 2 |
|
ransacked with a raccoon
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214.541 | | POBOX::BATTIS | Land shark,pool shark | Tue Apr 18 1995 18:19 | 2 |
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drank wine coolers with a dingo
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214.542 | | POBOX::BATTIS | Land shark,pool shark | Tue Apr 18 1995 19:03 | 2 |
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raced a rattlesnake
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214.543 | or even a cacti - Talk Hard | SNOFS1::DAVISM | And monkeys might fly outa my butt! | Wed Apr 19 1995 01:29 | 1 |
| Arm wrestled a cactus.
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214.544 | | POBOX::BATTIS | Land shark,pool shark | Wed Apr 19 1995 13:12 | 5 |
|
Martin, while I've never arm wrestled a cactus, I have jumped into
a few.
Mark
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214.545 | | POBOX::BATTIS | Land shark,pool shark | Wed Apr 19 1995 16:26 | 2 |
|
seranaded a singer
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214.546 | | POBOX::BATTIS | Land shark,pool shark | Wed Apr 19 1995 19:47 | 2 |
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lassoed a bull snake
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214.547 | | BIGQ::SILVA | Diablo | Wed Apr 19 1995 20:24 | 1 |
| <---yes
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214.548 | Talk Hard | SNOFS1::DAVISM | And monkeys might fly outa my butt! | Thu Apr 20 1995 02:01 | 1 |
| Re .544 - OUCH!!! :^O
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214.549 | Talk Hard | SNOFS1::DAVISM | And monkeys might fly outa my butt! | Thu Apr 20 1995 02:02 | 1 |
| High fived a horse
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214.550 | | POBOX::BATTIS | Land shark,pool shark | Thu Apr 20 1995 12:19 | 2 |
|
high fived an octopus
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214.551 | | POLAR::RICHARDSON | Special Fan Club Baloney | Thu Apr 20 1995 12:39 | 1 |
| spanked a bottle of ketchup?
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214.552 | | POWDML::LAUER | Little Chamber of Fuzzy Faces | Thu Apr 20 1995 13:12 | 6 |
|
Not any more, since I learned how to make all the ketchup come down to
the neck of the bottle by holding the bottom in your hand and swinging
your arm around like a windmill.
This is frowned upon in most restaurants, tho.
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214.553 | | MOLAR::DELBALSO | I (spade) my (dogface) | Thu Apr 20 1995 13:44 | 6 |
| I've never been able to figure which is the more appropriate restaurant
behavior - the centrifugal catsup trick, or stacking all manner of
table periphernalia (salt and pepper shakers, catsup bottle, sugar
bowl, drinking glasses, silverware, red pepper shaker, etc.) like a
jackstraw tower.
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214.554 | | POWDML::LAUER | Little Chamber of Fuzzy Faces | Thu Apr 20 1995 13:59 | 2 |
|
Oh {heh} I do that stacking thing {blush} 8^).
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214.555 | | POBOX::BATTIS | Land shark,pool shark | Thu Apr 20 1995 14:43 | 2 |
|
gotten whiplash from a bull whip
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214.556 | | GAVEL::JANDROW | | Thu Apr 20 1995 15:15 | 13 |
|
jack...
i remember watching the hollywood squares a few years ago and there was
a question about the ketchup...according to miss manners, you should
NOT use your knife to get the ketchup out, nor should you shake the
bottle around...you are supposed to hold the bottle at an angle over
the target and wait...and wait...and wait...til the ketchup comes
out...
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214.557 | | POLAR::RICHARDSON | Special Fan Club Baloney | Thu Apr 20 1995 15:16 | 1 |
| Miss manners probably had a hard time finding a date.
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214.558 | | NOTIME::SACKS | Gerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085 | Thu Apr 20 1995 15:17 | 1 |
| That's why she's not Mrs. Manners.
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214.559 | | GAVEL::JANDROW | | Thu Apr 20 1995 15:19 | 6 |
|
%^>
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214.560 | | EVMS::MORONEY | Verbing weirds languages | Thu Apr 20 1995 22:37 | 3 |
| > This is frowned upon in most restaurants, tho.
Particularly if the cap isn't on the bottle...
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214.561 | Talk Hard | SNOFS1::DAVISM | And monkeys might fly outa my butt! | Thu Apr 20 1995 23:20 | 1 |
| Played chicken with Crocs!
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214.562 | | POLAR::RICHARDSON | Special Fan Club Baloney | Fri Apr 21 1995 00:18 | 1 |
| Call 1-800-GATOR-AID
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214.563 | Talk Hard | SNOFS1::DAVISM | And monkeys might fly outa my butt! | Fri Apr 21 1995 01:56 | 3 |
| Can't use the phone.....
You see I lost ! :*)
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214.564 | Madman 8^) | POWDML::LAUER | Little Chamber of Fuzzy Faces | Fri Apr 21 1995 02:33 | 1 |
|
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214.565 | Talk Hard | SNOFS1::DAVISM | And monkeys might fly outa my butt! | Fri Apr 21 1995 03:11 | 1 |
| halfmadman :*) I lost !!!!! :*)
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214.566 | | WMOIS::GIROUARD_C | | Fri Apr 21 1995 11:20 | 3 |
| spanked by Lynne?
Chip
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214.567 | | POBOX::BATTIS | Land shark,pool shark | Fri Apr 21 1995 13:13 | 2 |
|
played poker with a python
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214.568 | | POBOX::BATTIS | Land shark,pool shark | Fri Apr 21 1995 13:14 | 2 |
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played craps with a crocodile
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214.569 | | POBOX::BATTIS | Land shark,pool shark | Fri Apr 21 1995 13:15 | 2 |
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played jacks with a jaguar
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214.570 | | POBOX::BATTIS | Land shark,pool shark | Fri Apr 21 1995 13:15 | 2 |
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played monopoly with a mongoose
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214.571 | | POBOX::BATTIS | Land shark,pool shark | Fri Apr 21 1995 13:16 | 2 |
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played pinochle with a pachaderym
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214.572 | | POBOX::BATTIS | Land shark,pool shark | Fri Apr 21 1995 13:19 | 2 |
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played darts with a donkey
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214.573 | ...aasked aan aardvaark? | TROOA::COLLINS | From Sheilus to the Reefs of Kizmar | Fri Apr 21 1995 13:26 | 1 |
|
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214.574 | | POBOX::BATTIS | Land shark,pool shark | Fri Apr 21 1995 13:30 | 2 |
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watered a weasel
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214.575 | | WMOIS::GIROUARD_C | | Fri Apr 21 1995 13:40 | 1 |
| groomed a goose
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214.576 | | CALLME::MR_TOPAZ | | Fri Apr 21 1995 13:54 | 1 |
| goosed a groom
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214.577 | | POBOX::BATTIS | Land shark,pool shark | Fri Apr 21 1995 13:58 | 4 |
|
< goosed a groom
er no, but goosing a bride sounds like much more fun.
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214.578 | | POBOX::BATTIS | Land shark,pool shark | Fri Apr 21 1995 13:59 | 2 |
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out hustled an ocelot
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214.579 | | POBOX::BATTIS | Land shark,pool shark | Fri Apr 21 1995 14:00 | 2 |
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rocked with a ram
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214.580 | ...boffed a bride? | TROOA::COLLINS | From Sheilus to the Reefs of Kizmar | Fri Apr 21 1995 14:25 | 1 |
|
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214.581 | | WAHOO::LEVESQUE | luxure et supplice | Fri Apr 21 1995 14:33 | 1 |
| Sure hope so.
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214.582 | | POBOX::BATTIS | Land shark,pool shark | Fri Apr 21 1995 15:35 | 2 |
|
painted with a porcupine
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214.583 | | WMOIS::GIROUARD_C | | Fri Apr 21 1995 15:40 | 1 |
| pickled a platypus
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214.584 | | POBOX::BATTIS | Land shark,pool shark | Fri Apr 21 1995 15:51 | 2 |
|
pickled a pickeral
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214.585 | | POBOX::BATTIS | Land shark,pool shark | Fri Apr 21 1995 20:38 | 2 |
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played backgammon with a barracuda
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214.586 | | POBOX::BATTIS | Land shark,pool shark | Fri Apr 21 1995 20:39 | 2 |
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played hearts with a hyena
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214.587 | | POBOX::BATTIS | Land shark,pool shark | Fri Apr 21 1995 20:39 | 2 |
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did shots with a Siberian tiger
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214.589 | | POBOX::BATTIS | Land shark,pool shark | Fri Apr 21 1995 20:40 | 2 |
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played baccarat with a bengal
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214.590 | ...played with a platypus? | TROOA::COLLINS | From Sheilus to the Reefs of Kizmar | Fri Apr 21 1995 20:40 | 1 |
|
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214.591 | | BIGQ::SILVA | Diablo | Fri Apr 21 1995 20:40 | 8 |
| | <<< Note 214.586 by POBOX::BATTIS "Land shark,pool shark" >>>
| played hearts with a hyena
Yes! And boy did we laugh a lot that night!
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214.592 | | NETCAD::WOODFORD | I<--TheInfoWentDataWay-->I | Fri Apr 21 1995 20:42 | 10 |
|
RE: Last several....Mr. Battis, Do you think about this topic all day,
write notes, and then enter them all at the same time?
Inquiring minds and all that.....
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214.593 | | POBOX::BATTIS | Land shark,pool shark | Fri Apr 21 1995 20:46 | 5 |
|
Terrie, no they just come to me in bunches, kind of like bananas.
Do you not like animals???? Inquiring minds and all.
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214.594 | | NETCAD::WOODFORD | I<--TheInfoWentDataWay-->I | Fri Apr 21 1995 20:49 | 11 |
|
Oh no, I love them. I was just curious as to how much
time you needed in acquiring your ideas. :*)
Thanks ever so much.
Terrie
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214.595 | Talk Hard | SNOFS1::DAVISM | And monkeys might fly outa my butt! | Mon Apr 24 1995 00:29 | 1 |
| ....played 'Spin the Bottle' with a Shark.
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214.596 | Talk Hard | SNOFS1::DAVISM | And monkeys might fly outa my butt! | Mon Apr 24 1995 00:30 | 1 |
| ......played peanuts with a Piranna.
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214.597 | | SOLVIT::KRAWIECKI | Be vewy caweful of yapping zebwas | Mon Apr 24 1995 13:44 | 4 |
|
really, really ever "Talked Hard"???
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214.598 | | POBOX::BATTIS | Land shark,pool shark | Mon Apr 24 1995 15:37 | 2 |
|
played stickball with a seal
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214.599 | | POBOX::BATTIS | Land shark,pool shark | Mon Apr 24 1995 15:38 | 2 |
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played checkers with a cobra
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214.601 | | POBOX::BATTIS | Land shark,pool shark | Mon Apr 24 1995 15:38 | 2 |
|
snarfed with a simian
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214.600 | | BIGQ::SILVA | Diablo | Mon Apr 24 1995 15:38 | 1 |
| have you ever snarfed???
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214.602 | | 42344::CBH | Lager Lout | Mon Apr 24 1995 16:14 | 3 |
| ...shagged a sheep?
Chris.
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214.603 | | SOLVIT::KRAWIECKI | Be vewy caweful of yapping zebwas | Mon Apr 24 1995 17:08 | 4 |
|
Didn't know you could hit them that far....
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214.604 | | POBOX::BATTIS | Land shark,pool shark | Mon Apr 24 1995 20:27 | 2 |
|
watered a weasel
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214.605 | | WMOIS::GIROUARD_C | | Tue Apr 25 1995 15:58 | 1 |
| played craps with a crappie
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214.606 | | DECLNE::SHEPARD | Crashin' and Burnin' | Tue Apr 25 1995 17:24 | 1 |
| Rogered a Rabbitt
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214.607 | | POBOX::BATTIS | Land shark,pool shark | Tue Apr 25 1995 18:47 | 2 |
|
<------------- you'll have to ask mz_debra about that one.
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214.608 | | POWDML::LAUER | Little Chamber of Creamy Presents | Tue Apr 25 1995 21:10 | 3 |
|
So am I the expert on rabbits, or rogering 8^)?
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214.609 | | MPGS::MARKEY | The bottom end of Liquid Sanctuary | Tue Apr 25 1995 21:11 | 3 |
|
... same thing, really...
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214.610 | | 42344::CBH | Lager Lout | Tue Apr 25 1995 21:13 | 5 |
| > ... same thing, really...
er, not really. Or am I missing something?
Chris$bemused.
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214.611 | | POWDML::LAUER | Little Chamber of Creamy Presents | Tue Apr 25 1995 21:14 | 2 |
|
Haven't you ever heard the term "**** like bunnies" 8^)?
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214.612 | | POLAR::RICHARDSON | Special Fan Club Butt Tinkering | Tue Apr 25 1995 21:28 | 1 |
| Haven't you ever heard the term "**** like minks" 8^)?
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214.613 | ouch! | 42344::CBH | Lager Lout | Tue Apr 25 1995 21:29 | 0 |
214.614 | Talk Hard | SNOFS1::DAVISM | And monkeys might fly outa my butt! | Wed Apr 26 1995 02:37 | 1 |
| Ate marshmellows with a martian.
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214.615 | | POBOX::BATTIS | Land shark,pool shark | Wed Apr 26 1995 12:25 | 2 |
|
fished with a feret
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214.616 | | POBOX::BATTIS | Land shark,pool shark | Wed Apr 26 1995 12:25 | 2 |
|
played catch with a catfish
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214.617 | | POBOX::BATTIS | Land shark,pool shark | Wed Apr 26 1995 12:26 | 2 |
|
played golf with a giraffe
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214.618 | ferret | POWDML::LAUER | Little Chamber of Creamy Presents | Wed Apr 26 1995 13:07 | 1 |
|
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214.619 | thanks deb | POBOX::BATTIS | Land shark,pool shark | Wed Apr 26 1995 13:16 | 1 |
|
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214.620 | | BIGQ::SILVA | Diablo | Wed Apr 26 1995 16:21 | 6 |
|
| played golf with a giraffe
You don't gold with these babies.... ya hunt them!
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214.621 | | POBOX::BATTIS | Land shark,pool shark | Wed Apr 26 1995 19:11 | 2 |
|
your right Glen, I golf with them not gold with them.
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214.622 | | BIGQ::SILVA | Diablo | Wed Apr 26 1995 19:18 | 4 |
|
HAAAA!!!!! I've been doing that a lot lately. I sent out a thank-u and
caaled 2 people sue, when one was sarah. sigh..... nice thank you.....
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214.623 | | BUSY::SLABOUNTY | Trouble with a capital 'T' | Thu Apr 27 1995 14:35 | 3 |
|
... been to a Turkish prison?
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214.624 | | POBOX::BATTIS | Land shark,pool shark | Thu Apr 27 1995 16:14 | 2 |
|
picked a bad day to give up anphetamines
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214.625 | amphetamines | POWDML::LAUER | Little Chamber of Creamy Presents | Thu Apr 27 1995 17:21 | 1 |
|
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214.626 | | POBOX::BATTIS | Land shark,pool shark | Thu Apr 27 1995 19:13 | 2 |
|
thanks little buddy
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214.627 | | POBOX::BATTIS | Land shark,pool shark | Thu Apr 27 1995 20:32 | 2 |
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been whipsawed by a whip snake
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214.628 | | POBOX::BATTIS | Land shark,pool shark | Thu Apr 27 1995 20:33 | 2 |
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sat on a fence with a bob o link
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214.629 | | POBOX::BATTIS | Land shark,pool shark | Thu Apr 27 1995 20:33 | 2 |
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shot skeet with a skate
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214.630 | | POBOX::BATTIS | Land shark,pool shark | Thu Apr 27 1995 20:34 | 2 |
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had gun will travel
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214.631 | | WMOIS::GIROUARD_C | | Fri Apr 28 1995 10:46 | 1 |
| drawn polygrams with a polywog
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214.632 | | GAVEL::JANDROW | Green-Eyed Lady | Fri Apr 28 1995 12:24 | 10 |
|
...just wanted to throttle the person who runs a stop sign, nearly
hitting a car broadside, THEN, after that second car passes, cuts YOU
off, causing you to hit the brakes and swerve out of the way, almost
hitting another vehicle in the process, then drives 5 miles below the
speed limit??????
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214.633 | | STOWOA::JOLLIMORE | Dancing Madly Backwards | Fri Apr 28 1995 12:25 | 1 |
| <-- no. you?
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214.634 | | WMOIS::GIROUARD_C | | Fri Apr 28 1995 13:53 | 3 |
| i think i need a picture for that one :-)
Chip
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214.635 | | GAVEL::JANDROW | Green-Eyed Lady | Fri Apr 28 1995 16:24 | 5 |
|
well, next time, chip, i'll be sure to pick you up on my way to work...
:>
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214.636 | | SUBPAC::SADIN | One if by LAN, two if by C | Fri Apr 28 1995 17:32 | 14 |
|
> <<< Note 214.632 by GAVEL::JANDROW "Green-Eyed Lady" >>>
>
> ...just wanted to throttle the person who runs a stop sign, nearly
> hitting a car broadside, THEN, after that second car passes, cuts YOU
> off, causing you to hit the brakes and swerve out of the way, almost
> hitting another vehicle in the process, then drives 5 miles below the
> speed limit??????
That was you? oops.....%*}
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214.637 | | POBOX::BATTIS | Land shark,pool shark | Fri Apr 28 1995 20:32 | 2 |
|
yanked a tiger by the tail
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214.638 | | POBOX::BATTIS | Land shark,pool shark | Fri Apr 28 1995 20:32 | 2 |
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rollerskated in a buffalo herd
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214.639 | | CONSLT::MCBRIDE | Reformatted to fit your screen | Fri Apr 28 1995 20:32 | 1 |
| Yes, that's why they call me Lefty.
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214.640 | | POBOX::BATTIS | Land shark,pool shark | Fri Apr 28 1995 20:33 | 2 |
|
lassoed a lemur
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214.641 | | POBOX::BATTIS | Land shark,pool shark | Mon May 01 1995 12:42 | 2 |
|
walked with a wolf
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214.642 | | POBOX::BATTIS | Land shark,pool shark | Mon May 01 1995 12:42 | 2 |
|
shared sushi with a squid
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214.643 | | WMOIS::GIROUARD_C | | Mon May 01 1995 13:05 | 1 |
| sparred with a sparrow
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214.644 | | POLAR::RICHARDSON | Special Fan Club Butt Tinkering | Mon May 01 1995 15:07 | 1 |
| puked on a puffin.
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214.645 | | POWDML::CKELLY | Cute Li'l Rascal | Mon May 01 1995 16:48 | 1 |
| tanned a troll?
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214.646 | ...sparked a doob? | TROOA::COLLINS | Brakes just slow you down. | Mon May 01 1995 16:50 | 1 |
|
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214.647 | | MPGS::MARKEY | The bottom end of Liquid Sanctuary | Mon May 01 1995 16:51 | 5 |
| > -< ...sparked a doob? >-
Only when I forgot to clean the seeds out... :-)
-b
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214.648 | | GRANPA::MWANNEMACHER | NRA member in good standing | Mon May 01 1995 16:59 | 8 |
|
Entered a bunch of trite, inane comments into a notesfile and then sat
back and said, "boy, ain't I clever".
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214.649 | | CONSLT::MCBRIDE | Reformatted to fit your screen | Mon May 01 1995 17:01 | 1 |
| I can feel all the hands going up from here :-)
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214.650 | | PENUTS::DDESMAISONS | person B | Mon May 01 1995 17:02 | 3 |
|
.648 well it sounds like a fine idea, i must say. ;>
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214.651 | | TROOA::COLLINS | Brakes just slow you down. | Mon May 01 1995 17:16 | 3 |
|
Oh please please please Mr. Topaz please anagram .648 please!
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214.652 | | POLAR::RICHARDSON | Special Fan Club Butt Tinkering | Mon May 01 1995 17:19 | 1 |
| Behold, yet another noun has become a verb.
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214.653 | | CALLME::MR_TOPAZ | | Mon May 01 1995 17:43 | 5 |
| > ...of trite, inane comments
Anagram: Note: I'm often smart, nice
--Mr Topaz
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214.654 | | POBOX::BATTIS | Land shark,pool shark | Thu May 04 1995 14:48 | 3 |
|
thought that Bob Palmer would reply in Notes, not once, but twice
in a matter of days?
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214.655 | | SHRCTR::SIGEL | Takin' care of business and workin' overtime | Thu May 04 1995 14:57 | 1 |
| ....Been to Denny's at 4:00 am?
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214.656 | | CONSLT::MCBRIDE | Reformatted to fit your screen | Thu May 04 1995 14:59 | 1 |
| <----- Yes, too many times I'm afraid.
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214.657 | | POBOX::BATTIS | Land shark,pool shark | Thu May 04 1995 14:59 | 4 |
|
Yes, Lynne, I have. I've even eaten cheeseburgers there at 8:00 a.m.
Mark
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214.658 | | POWDML::LAUER | Little Chamber of Creamy Presents | Thu May 04 1995 15:13 | 4 |
|
I've been to Olga's Diner near Marlton, New Jersey, at 4:00am.
Does that count?
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214.659 | | POBOX::BATTIS | Land shark,pool shark | Thu May 04 1995 15:14 | 2 |
|
<----- close enough deb
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214.660 | | CSLALL::HENDERSON | Learning to lean | Thu May 04 1995 15:17 | 4 |
|
I've been to 21 eggs in Pasaaic NJ at 4AM..does that help?
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214.661 | | CONSLT::MCBRIDE | Reformatted to fit your screen | Thu May 04 1995 16:19 | 3 |
| No, because you cannot get an egg sunnyside up there.
|
214.662 | | CSLALL::HENDERSON | Learning to lean | Thu May 04 1995 16:23 | 5 |
|
yeah, but they make horrible omelets!
|
214.663 | | PCBUOA::LEFEBVRE | A Repo Man is always intense | Thu May 04 1995 17:16 | 4 |
| Dysart's Truck Stop on the north side of Bangah, Maine - fell asleep at
the counter at 4:00 AM.
Mark.
|
214.664 | | BIGQ::SILVA | Diablo | Thu May 04 1995 17:32 | 3 |
|
I wanna
|
214.665 | | BIGQ::SILVA | Diablo | Thu May 04 1995 17:32 | 3 |
|
cheap
|
214.666 | 666 | BIGQ::SILVA | Diablo | Thu May 04 1995 17:32 | 1 |
| devil snarf!!!!
|
214.667 | not surprised | OUTSRC::HEISER | the dumbing down of America | Thu May 04 1995 17:41 | 1 |
|
|
214.668 | | POLAR::RICHARDSON | Grim Falcon The Elf | Thu May 04 1995 17:51 | 2 |
| Yes, I have often not surprised people. Happens just about all day
long.
|
214.669 | | REFINE::KOMAR | The Barbarian | Thu May 04 1995 21:42 | 3 |
| ...karaoked with a koala?
ME
|
214.670 | | POWDML::LAUER | Little Chamber of Creamy Presents | Thu May 04 1995 21:59 | 3 |
|
...actually seen or heard the judge karaoke? Methinks that's another
good boxbash plan, along with the movie cinema in Clinton.
|
214.671 | where I saw my first movie | OUTSRC::HEISER | the dumbing down of America | Thu May 04 1995 22:01 | 1 |
| Is the Strand still open in Clinton?
|
214.672 | | CALDEC::RAH | an outlaw in town | Fri May 05 1995 00:46 | 3 |
|
hung out in front of the Fillmore West during a 1967 Moby Grape
concert?
|
214.673 | Talk Hard | SNOFS1::DAVISM | Happy Harry Hard On | Fri May 05 1995 01:01 | 4 |
| Wished you could buy Oreo cookies in Australia......
OREOS FOR EVER !!!!!! I want some.... I'm lonely without them
{getalife} but I am... My kingdon for an Oreo.
|
214.674 | anything else you miss? | TROOA::TEMPLETON | Built for Comfort not Speed | Fri May 05 1995 01:56 | 6 |
| Lets have a whip-around and send some Oreo's down under.
How big is your kingdom
:-)
|
214.675 | | CSLALL::HENDERSON | Learning to lean | Fri May 05 1995 01:57 | 20 |
|
> hung out in front of the Fillmore West during a 1967 Moby Grape
> concert?
Nit...Fillmore West was opened at the old Carousel Ballroom on July 5,
1968. Prior to that the shows were at the Fillmore Auditorium.
I did, however, hang out in front of the Fillmore West for Janis Joplin's
last show with Big Brother and the Holding Company..Most fun I've ever had
waiting in line &-/
Jim
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214.676 | Talk Hard | SNOFS1::DAVISM | Happy Harry Hard On | Fri May 05 1995 03:57 | 1 |
| My Kingdom is about 30' by 20' by 10'
|
214.677 | Boxbash next Wednesday? | REFINE::KOMAR | The Barbarian | Fri May 05 1995 12:44 | 4 |
| I go to karaoke every Wednesday at the Horseshoe Pub in Hudson. I will be
there until the 24th of this month.
Judge Komeyoke
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214.678 | | ROWLET::AINSLEY | Less than 150kts is TOO slow! | Fri May 05 1995 13:05 | 9 |
| re: .669
> ...karaoked with a koala?
>
> ME
No, but I've been kissed by a koala.
Bob
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214.679 | | POBOX::BATTIS | Land shark,pool shark | Fri May 05 1995 13:21 | 2 |
|
Bob, you are then indeed a very lucky man
|
214.680 | | POWDML::LAUER | Little Chamber of Creamy Presents | Fri May 05 1995 13:24 | 2 |
|
I've been kissed by a kiwi.
|
214.681 | | WMOIS::GIROUARD_C | | Fri May 05 1995 13:28 | 3 |
| a snake bit me in the lip when i was a young lad... (red racer)
Chip
|
214.682 | | POBOX::BATTIS | Land shark,pool shark | Fri May 05 1995 13:30 | 2 |
|
slithered with a snake
|
214.683 | :-) | ROWLET::AINSLEY | Less than 150kts is TOO slow! | Fri May 05 1995 13:33 | 5 |
| re: .680
Deb, How can a fruit kiss you????
Bob
|
214.684 | | POBOX::BATTIS | Land shark,pool shark | Fri May 05 1995 13:36 | 2 |
|
Bob, do you really want the answer to that?
|
214.685 | | ROWLET::AINSLEY | Less than 150kts is TOO slow! | Fri May 05 1995 13:37 | 1 |
| Yep.
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214.686 | | BIGQ::SILVA | Diablo | Fri May 05 1995 13:37 | 6 |
| | <<< Note 214.683 by ROWLET::AINSLEY "Less than 150kts is TOO slow!" >>>
| Deb, How can a fruit kiss you????
Bob, I would use my lips. :-)
|
214.687 | | BIGQ::SILVA | Diablo | Fri May 05 1995 13:38 | 7 |
|
Mr Judge sir.... we might just do that after next weeks practice. We
had a ball when we went last Friday after practice. Da place was hoppin!
Glen
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214.688 | It must be Friday! | ROWLET::AINSLEY | Less than 150kts is TOO slow! | Fri May 05 1995 13:39 | 5 |
| re: .686
Good one!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm glad I wasn't drinking anything at the time!
Bob
|
214.689 | | NOTIME::SACKS | Gerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085 | Fri May 05 1995 13:40 | 3 |
| > Good one!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm glad I wasn't drinking anything at the time!
You had sufficient warning.
|
214.690 | | POWDML::LAUER | Little Chamber of Creamy Presents | Fri May 05 1995 13:48 | 5 |
|
He isn't a fruit, he's from New Zealand!
Geesh, I have to explain everything here 8^).
|
214.692 | | BIGQ::SILVA | Diablo | Fri May 05 1995 13:56 | 9 |
| | <<< Note 214.690 by POWDML::LAUER "Little Chamber of Creamy Presents" >>>
| He isn't a fruit, he's from New Zealand!
No, I am a fruit and I am from MA. :-)
|
214.693 | | BIGQ::SILVA | Diablo | Fri May 05 1995 13:56 | 7 |
| | <<< Note 214.691 by CALLME::MR_TOPAZ >>>
| Anagram: Yup, I'd swill mouse.
Too funny!
|
214.695 | Boxers at the 'shoe | REFINE::KOMAR | The Barbarian | Fri May 05 1995 14:41 | 5 |
| What time do you guys normally get out of practice? Karaoke usually starts
around 8:00 - 8:30 on Wednesdays. If you look for me, I'm usually up front by the
stage with some other DECcies
ME
|
214.696 | | POWDML::LAUER | Little Chamber of Creamy Presents | Fri May 05 1995 14:44 | 2 |
|
Where is this place?
|
214.697 | | NOTIME::SACKS | Gerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085 | Fri May 05 1995 14:57 | 1 |
| thrown a Barbie on the barbie?
|
214.698 | | BIGQ::SILVA | Diablo | Fri May 05 1995 14:59 | 5 |
|
Practice gets done around dark, or 7:30-8:00.
|
214.699 | | STOWOA::JOLLIMORE | Dancing Madly Backwards | Fri May 05 1995 15:06 | 10 |
| The Horsehoe Pub is in Hudson.
Famous for their beer safari! (over 100 different beers!)
going there for lunch today :-)
take 117 to rt 85 into hudson, thru the rotary and
continue on 85, just over the river take a left onto South St.
Horshoe pub is ~100 yards on your right.
Jay
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214.700 | Snarf | STOWOA::JOLLIMORE | Dancing Madly Backwards | Fri May 05 1995 15:06 | 0 |
214.701 | {simper} | CSOA1::LEECH | | Fri May 05 1995 15:08 | 1 |
|
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214.702 | | MPGS::MARKEY | The bottom end of Liquid Sanctuary | Fri May 05 1995 15:13 | 33 |
|
A friend of mine had this band... they were a hard core
punk band who also did something known in the music biz
as "gb" (which stands for "general business"). This
essentially means weddings, social events, night club
stuff.
I never saw them do their gb thing, but they were a very
hard core, very raw, moshing, slamming kind of punk
band... with an almost profound lack of vocal skills.
They screamed, badly. I could never figure out how these
guys could do weddings. I mean, the bride cuts the cake,
the groom stabs the bride, the best man pukes on the
groom, you know, that sort of thing.
Anyway, they talked me into going to see them in a night
club once (this was before karaoke was big... probably
1983 or so.) The wore shirts, ties and jackets -- which
admirably covered up the thousands of tattoos they had --
had short hair anyway, and generally looked like real
human beans (although one of them still wore jack boots!).
As for the "vocal solution", they were calling people
out of the audience to sing... they were getting good
money (about $200 each) and didn't even have to hire
a vocalist... they had a full house of suckers to do it
for free!!! I thought to myself, "man, what a racket."
A karaoke dj isn't much different, except that whereas
my friends at least could play, he doesn't know how
to do $#!^. But he's still getting suckers to entertain
the masses for free. Oh well, it's your money.
-b
|
214.703 | | POWDML::LAUER | Little Chamber of Creamy Presents | Fri May 05 1995 15:20 | 2 |
|
100 beers!? This sounds like a plan to me. Yes it does.
|
214.704 | | STOWOA::JOLLIMORE | Dancing Madly Backwards | Fri May 05 1995 15:22 | 5 |
| and they give you a little punch card to track the ones you've
tried. you get prizes along the way (a t-shirt, etc) and you get
your name on the wall when you've tried them all.
a worthy goal, imo ;-) (only problem is Red Dog is on the menu)
|
214.705 | | COMICS::MCSKEANE | Cough red nose | Fri May 05 1995 15:30 | 12 |
| <<< Note 214.703 by POWDML::LAUER "Little Chamber of Creamy Presents
>100 beers!? This sounds like a plan to me. Yes it does.
They have a pizza place in Colorado Springs (Chicagos I think) where
they have the same sort of thing. Yes, they have a little card to which
they fill in and give prizes on the way.
A bottle of McEwans 5000 miles away from home was just to hard to
resist!!!!!
POL
|
214.706 | | SMURF::BINDER | Father, Son, and Holy Spigot | Fri May 05 1995 15:32 | 2 |
| Polie, you can find McEwans closer than Colorado. Last time I bought
it was right here in Cow Hampster.
|
214.707 | | CONSLT::MCBRIDE | Reformatted to fit your screen | Fri May 05 1995 16:13 | 2 |
| ....and at the local Kappy's in Fitchminster along with the others I
suspect as well.
|
214.708 | | BIGQ::SILVA | Diablo | Fri May 05 1995 16:43 | 6 |
| | <<< Note 214.703 by POWDML::LAUER "Little Chamber of Creamy Presents" >>>
| 100 beers!? This sounds like a plan to me. Yes it does.
Deb, can you handle 100 different types of boilermakers in one night?
|
214.709 | | POWDML::LAUER | Little Chamber of Creamy Presents | Fri May 05 1995 17:14 | 3 |
|
Well, perhaps not ALL 100 in one night, Glen, but I'm willing to give
it the old college try 8^).
|
214.710 | | NOTIME::SACKS | Gerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085 | Fri May 05 1995 17:17 | 1 |
| Deb, did you go to Boston College?
|
214.711 | | POWDML::LAUER | Little Chamber of Creamy Presents | Fri May 05 1995 17:20 | 6 |
|
Surely you jest 8^o!
I am an alumna of St. Lawrence University situated in beautiful
Canton, New York. In fact, reunion weekend is June 2-3-4 if anyone
would like me to bring them a souvenir 8^).
|
214.712 | | BIGQ::SILVA | Diablo | Fri May 05 1995 17:23 | 7 |
|
Alright Deb! Glad to see you will give it your best effort to do all
100 in a night! We'll need a big asprin for ya though!
Deb, a shot glass would be cool.... i collect them!
|
214.713 | | NOTIME::SACKS | Gerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085 | Fri May 05 1995 17:24 | 2 |
| Isn't that also a big drinking school? Not much else to do up there, and it
gets mighty cold in the winter.
|
214.715 | | POWDML::LAUER | Little Chamber of Creamy Presents | Fri May 05 1995 17:37 | 12 |
|
.712
Okey-dokey, a shot glass for Glen 8^).
.713
Exactly. Drinking, hockey, and greeks.
.714
Surely you jest! And have someone think I went to Sarah Lawrence?
|
214.716 | | STOWOA::JOLLIMORE | Dancing Madly Backwards | Fri May 05 1995 17:38 | 7 |
| corrections:
the Horseshoe pub *is* on South St, but South St is *before* you
cross the bridge, just past the rotary on rt 85.
And, Red Dog is *not* one of the 100 beers to complete the
safari.
|
214.717 | 8^) | POWDML::LAUER | Little Chamber of Creamy Presents | Fri May 05 1995 17:43 | 2 |
|
So when are we going?
|
214.718 | | STOWOA::JOLLIMORE | Dancing Madly Backwards | Fri May 05 1995 17:57 | 3 |
| :-)
anytime, i still have 96 beers to go!!
(They have a pretty good menu too. ;-)
|
214.719 | | REFINE::KOMAR | The Barbarian | Fri May 05 1995 18:59 | 3 |
| Wednesday night ... Judge Komar will even sing karaoke
ME
|
214.720 | | POBOX::BATTIS | Land shark,pool shark | Fri May 05 1995 19:02 | 7 |
|
mz_debra
An ashtray would be nice, I collect them. I know I am odd, or at least
I've been told.
Mark
|
214.721 | | TROOA::COLLINS | Shazzbot! | Fri May 05 1995 19:03 | 3 |
|
S'okay, Mark. Even I am odd.
|
214.722 | | CSOA1::LEECH | | Fri May 05 1995 20:06 | 4 |
| So, out of these 100 beers, how many are mass-produced American swill?
I'd hate to have to spend good money on Budweiser, Miller et-al just to
win some silly prize. 8^)
|
214.723 | Never tried either one, so I can't say it's NOT true, but... | CSC32::J_OPPELT | Whatever happened to ADDATA? | Fri May 05 1995 20:13 | 3 |
| Speaking of American Swill, I can't believe these Coors Cutter
(non-alcoholic beer) commercials that claim that Cutter beats
out Sam Adams in taste tests.
|
214.724 | | MPGS::MARKEY | The bottom end of Liquid Sanctuary | Fri May 05 1995 20:14 | 4 |
| RE: Coors
Amen... I hate that weasel wiz...
|
214.725 | Talk Hard | SNOFS1::DAVISM | Happy Harry Hard On | Mon May 08 1995 05:22 | 1 |
| re .690 - No I'm not ! :*)
|
214.726 | | POWDML::LAUER | Little Chamber of Creamy Presents | Mon May 08 1995 05:33 | 6 |
|
You're not what, a fruit? Or you're not from New Zealand? I knew
that 8^).
Martinluv, I've never kissed _you_! Altho if you taste like Oreos, I'm
willing to give it a try 8^o.
|
214.727 | | BIGQ::SILVA | Diablo | Mon May 08 1995 11:28 | 4 |
|
But Deb, if he tastes like oreo's, won't that mean his teeth are all
black????
|
214.728 | | CSOA1::LEECH | | Mon May 08 1995 12:58 | 12 |
| re: .723
I find this amazingly hard to believe, though I suppose it depends on
who was doing the taste-testing. If you are used to swill, the heavier
beers (meaning the ones that actually have flavor) may seem a bit
strong-flavored. If they only get a swallow of each, the one closest
to what you are used to may well win out.
I can't judge this personally, as I've never tried Coors Cutter.
-steve
|
214.729 | Talk Hard | SNOFS1::DAVISM | Happy Harry Hard On | Mon May 08 1995 23:15 | 4 |
| Re .726 - This is good !!!! :*)
Actually, it's more like a Zambuca taste at first and then comes that
distinct Oreo taste afterwards !!!!!!!! Pretty cool huh ?!!
|
214.730 | | POBOX::BATTIS | Land shark,pool shark | Tue May 09 1995 18:20 | 2 |
|
baited a barracuda
|
214.731 | | BIGQ::SILVA | Diablo | Tue May 09 1995 19:43 | 3 |
|
only dated one...
|
214.732 | | WAHOO::LEVESQUE | luxure et supplice | Wed May 10 1995 11:05 | 3 |
| >baited a barracuda
Yep. Caught it, too. :-)
|
214.733 | Talk Hard | SNOFS1::DAVISM | Happy Harry Hard On | Wed May 10 1995 23:42 | 3 |
| The barra from hell mate... the barra from hell!
Gawd I can't stand that pathetic commercial.
|
214.734 | | POLAR::RICHARDSON | Repetitive Fan Club Napping | Thu Jun 01 1995 20:15 | 1 |
| ... sat on a black toilet seat that had shoe polish on it?
|
214.735 | | BUSY::SLABOUNTY | Trouble with a capital 'T' | Thu Jun 01 1995 20:58 | 5 |
|
Yup ... got a speck of white shoe polish on my leg.
8^)
|
214.736 | | BIGQ::SILVA | Diablo | Fri Jun 02 1995 13:54 | 3 |
|
shawn.... that wasn't shoe polish.... :-)
|
214.737 | | POLAR::RICHARDSON | Repetitive Fan Club Napping | Fri Jun 02 1995 13:54 | 1 |
| oh dear.
|
214.738 | | BUSY::SLABOUNTY | Trouble with a capital 'T' | Fri Jun 02 1995 14:54 | 5 |
|
Geez, gotta be careful what you say in here, eh?
8^)
|
214.739 | | WMOIS::GIROUARD_C | | Mon Jun 05 1995 12:14 | 8 |
| re; toilet seat... no, but a guy i used to work with (Bill Worrall)
said he came home one day. his wife had painted the toilet seat black
and didn't tell him. he was p.o.'d for about 2 years over that one.
still makes me laugh (of course, Bill because of who he was and the
way he'd relate the story.
Chip
|
214.740 | | POBOX::BATTIS | Land shark,pool shark | Mon Jun 05 1995 13:17 | 2 |
|
made love in an elevator
|
214.743 | farm kid 101 | TAMDNO::WHITMAN | the 2nd Amendment assures the rest | Mon Jun 05 1995 13:49 | 4 |
| ...told your kid not to touch an electric fence, and then watch them
deliberately defy you....
Makes believers out of the little darlings...
|
214.744 | | COVERT::COVERT | John R. Covert | Mon Jun 05 1995 18:12 | 1 |
| Wot about peeing on one?
|
214.745 | close | TAMDNO::WHITMAN | the 2nd Amendment assures the rest | Mon Jun 05 1995 19:29 | 5 |
| <Wot about peeing on one?
saw a dog do that once
only once;-)
|
214.746 | | POBOX::BATTIS | have pool cue, will travel | Fri Jun 09 1995 13:21 | 2 |
|
ogled an octopus
|
214.747 | | POBOX::BATTIS | have pool cue, will travel | Fri Jun 09 1995 13:21 | 2 |
|
prayed with a praying mantis
|
214.748 | | CSOA1::LEECH | | Fri Jun 09 1995 13:24 | 1 |
| jogged with jellyfish
|
214.749 | | POBOX::BATTIS | have pool cue, will travel | Fri Jun 09 1995 13:25 | 2 |
|
lassoed a leopard
|
214.750 | | POBOX::BATTIS | have pool cue, will travel | Fri Jun 09 1995 13:26 | 2 |
|
danced with a dingo
|
214.751 | | POBOX::BATTIS | have pool cue, will travel | Fri Jun 09 1995 13:29 | 2 |
|
worshipped a whale
|
214.752 | | CONSLT::MCBRIDE | Reformatted to fit your screen | Fri Jun 09 1995 13:32 | 3 |
| Mark, you are recycling some of these. Please be more original in the
future.
|
214.753 | | POBOX::BATTIS | have pool cue, will travel | Fri Jun 09 1995 13:35 | 3 |
|
sorry Brian, couldn't re-read all of my other inane comments. Will try
harder in the future, promise.
|
214.754 | | CONSLT::MCBRIDE | Reformatted to fit your screen | Fri Jun 09 1995 13:37 | 2 |
| Thanks Mark, that's acceptable for now. We always enjoy original
inanity :-).
|
214.755 | | WAHOO::LEVESQUE | luxure et supplice | Fri Jun 09 1995 14:07 | 3 |
| >sorry Brian, couldn't re-read all of my other inane comments.
Which would be a herculean task indeed.
|
214.756 | :-) | POBOX::BATTIS | have pool cue, will travel | Fri Jun 09 1995 14:17 | 1 |
|
|
214.757 | | POBOX::BATTIS | have pool cue, will travel | Fri Jun 30 1995 19:59 | 2 |
|
replied just to see a new note entered?
|
214.758 | | POBOX::BATTIS | have pool cue, will travel | Fri Jun 30 1995 20:00 | 2 |
|
why yes, I believe I have
|
214.759 | | POBOX::BATTIS | have pool cue, will travel | Fri Jun 30 1995 20:00 | 2 |
|
good for you chap, now carry on, tut tut
|
214.760 | | TROOA::COLLINS | Cyberian Paganism | Mon Oct 23 1995 19:31 | 3 |
|
...discovered it was too late to say anything?
|
214.761 | | ACISS1::BATTIS | Life is not a dress rehearsal | Tue Oct 31 1995 14:38 | 2 |
|
yes
|
214.762 | | BUSY::SLABOUNTY | Career Opportunity Week at DEC | Tue Oct 31 1995 16:28 | 4 |
|
... had the urge to whistle Queen's "Fat Bottomed Girls" while
walking down the corridor?
|
214.763 | Just kidding!!!!!! | BIGQ::SILVA | Diablo | Tue Oct 31 1995 16:38 | 4 |
|
No one could ever do that you you, Shawn..... maybe that other
song....pencil neck geek.... :-)
|
214.764 | | MPGS::MARKEY | We're upping our standards; up yours | Wed Jan 10 1996 17:23 | 8 |
|
... sat in your office chair holding your portable cellular
phone, and spun slowly around so you could watch the little
bar graph change which indicates signal strength?
I know, it's a thrill a minute life I lead...
-b
|
214.765 | | BUSY::SLABOUNTY | Hypnotize me ... mesmerize me. | Wed Jan 10 1996 17:27 | 3 |
|
Brian, I'm speechless.
|
214.766 | 8^) | POWDML::HANGGELI | Little Chamber of Nightmares | Wed Jan 10 1996 17:57 | 4 |
|
Thank goodness!
|
214.767 | | BUSY::SLABOUNTY | Hypnotize me ... mesmerize me. | Wed Jan 10 1996 18:03 | 3 |
|
Fret not, dear ... for it's merely a temporary setback.
|
214.768 | | WAHOO::LEVESQUE | memory canyon | Thu Jan 11 1996 10:41 | 3 |
| I hereby declare Brian Markey to be a Master of Cheap Thrills.
Brian Markey, MCT. Yeah, that seems perfect. :-)
|
214.769 | | TROOA::COLLINS | The Universal Juvenile | Thu Jan 11 1996 11:45 | 3 |
|
We could give out a monthly Brian Markey Award...
|
214.770 | | BIGQ::SILVA | Benevolent 'pedagogues' of humanity | Thu Jan 11 1996 12:11 | 1 |
| <---unfortunately, the "we" you used won't include you....sniff....
|
214.771 | | MPGS::MARKEY | We're upping our standards; up yours | Thu Jan 11 1996 16:18 | 6 |
|
> I hereby declare Brian Markey to be a Master of Cheap Thrills.
Looking on the bright side, it is a step up from "The Penis Guy".
-b
|
214.772 | | BIGQ::SILVA | Benevolent 'pedagogues' of humanity | Thu Jan 11 1996 16:20 | 3 |
|
I liked it when you were the Penis Guy....swoon!
|
214.773 | | WAHOO::LEVESQUE | memory canyon | Thu Jan 11 1996 16:55 | 6 |
| >> I hereby declare Brian Markey to be a Master of Cheap Thrills.
>Looking on the bright side, it is a step up from "The Penis Guy".
Only a Master of Cheap Thrills can declare someone else to be a
Master of Cheap Thrills, so welcome to the fraternity!
|
214.774 | | POWDML::HANGGELI | Little Chamber of Nightmares | Thu Jan 11 1996 16:58 | 3 |
|
You'll NEVER not be The Penis Guy, Brian 8^).
|
214.775 | | MPGS::MARKEY | We're upping our standards; up yours | Thu Jan 11 1996 17:03 | 7 |
|
> You'll NEVER not be The Penis Guy, Brian 8^).
Now there's a comforting thought as I fade into the sunset
one week from tomorrow...
-b
|
214.776 | | GRANPA::MWANNEMACHER | be nice, be happy | Thu Jan 11 1996 17:04 | 2 |
|
I guess you'll be mounting up before you fade into the sunset, hey bri?
|
214.777 | | BUSY::SLABOUNTY | Don't like my p_n? 1-800-328-7448 | Thu Jan 11 1996 17:05 | 3 |
|
In the saddle, as erect as ever?
|
214.778 | Pommel this!!! | SOLVIT::KRAWIECKI | Rhubarb... celery gone bloodshot. | Thu Jan 11 1996 17:16 | 1 |
|
|
214.779 | | POLAR::RICHARDSON | Big Bag O' Passion | Thu Jan 11 1996 19:20 | 1 |
| <--- Is that your hobby?
|
214.780 | | SOLVIT::KRAWIECKI | Rhubarb... celery gone bloodshot. | Thu Jan 11 1996 19:55 | 7 |
|
>Is that your hobby?
No.. that was a quote from Dale Evans to Roy when he asked about taking
her for a ride on one of his Happy Trails...
|
214.781 | | UPSAR::ACISS1::BATTIS | Minnesota Fats, RIP | Mon Jan 22 1996 19:13 | 2 |
|
I'm stuffed with the thought.
|
214.782 | | GRANPA::MWANNEMACHER | be nice, be happy | Thu Jan 25 1996 17:11 | 8 |
| ...been gone, but not gone, and didn't really miss being gone?
timothy leary would be proud.
|