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Conference back40::soapbox

Title:Soapbox. Just Soapbox.
Notice:No more new notes
Moderator:WAHOO::LEVESQUEONS
Created:Thu Nov 17 1994
Last Modified:Fri Jun 06 1997
Last Successful Update:Fri Jun 06 1997
Number of topics:862
Total number of notes:339684

193.0. "TeleDildonics" by LJSRV2::KALIKOW (SERVE<a href="SURF_GLOBAL">LOCAL</a>) Sat Dec 17 1994 22:17

    Friend of mine came to my cubie the other day and sez "Dan, I just
    heard of a place out in CyberSpace where they have live tele-
    conferencing in the nude."  
    
    I looked at him for an instant and replied "Well, if live nude tele-
    conferencing is here NOW, can TeleDildonics be far behind?"
    
    Discuss.
    
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193.1LJSRV2::KALIKOWSERVE<a href="SURF_GLOBAL">LOCAL</a>Sat Dec 17 1994 22:2015
    I was discussing this concept with my oldest buddy last nite in Palo
    Alto, and he suggested that one might do well to keep a weather eye out
    for new ventures in this space, so as to get in on the ground floor.
    
    He suggested that a likely company to be formed to first create and
    then exploit this marketplace would be "Genital Electric."
    
    I felt that since there is likely to be the requirement for transducers
    to be able to change shape and size to achieve the requisite Bod Rate,
    that the name was far more likely to be "Genital Erectric."
    
    Your thoughts?  
    
    |-{:-)
    
193.2COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertSat Dec 17 1994 23:091
Cybersexual perverts.
193.3LJSRV2::KALIKOWSERVE<a href="SURF_GLOBAL">LOCAL</a>Sun Dec 18 1994 02:461
    noted.  Next?
193.4SMURF::BINDERvitam gustareSun Dec 18 1994 16:0916
    sorry, drdan.  but...
    
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193.5LJSRV2::KALIKOWSERVE<a href="SURF_GLOBAL">LOCAL</a>Sun Dec 18 1994 16:571
    thankew for the honor, Sensei...  :-)  Guess I best wipe meself off...
193.6certifiable dano 'ol beanHAAG::HAAGRode hard. Put up wet.Sun Dec 18 1994 20:2115
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193.7I've seen itTINCUP::AGUEDTN-592-4939, 719-598-3498(SSL)Sun Dec 18 1994 21:586
    didn't the character played by Denise Crosby in the early episodes of
    Star Trek Next Generation have one.  I think she called it 
    
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193.8oh dearPOWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of PerditionSun Dec 18 1994 23:181
    
193.9LJSRV2::KALIKOWSERVE<a href="SURF_GLOBAL">LOCAL</a>Mon Dec 19 1994 00:236
    Well there it is then.  I have been shat in judgement on, by two of our
    most esteamed 'BoxJudges.  I hang me 'ead in shame.
    
    !NOT!
    
    |-{:-)
193.10HAAG::HAAGRode hard. Put up wet.Mon Dec 19 1994 01:033
    shat?
    
    ain't that a R.O? darch woulda hung my hide for that one for sure.
193.11LJSRV2::KALIKOWSERVE<a href="SURF_GLOBAL">LOCAL</a>Mon Dec 19 1994 01:288
    O goodness gracious.  That typo, plus the allusion to steam arising
    therefrom.  One might think it were intentional.  Fortunately I yam
    sure that our esteemed 'BoxMods will understand and not delete the
    occasional accidentally infelicitous and misinterpretable fumblefinger. 
    Yes I yam sure.
    
    |-{:-)
    
193.12Talk HardSNOC02::MACKENZIEKo...ex-SUBURB::DAVISMMon Dec 19 1994 01:301
    Hello !
193.13LJSRV2::KALIKOWSERVE<a href="SURF_GLOBAL">LOCAL</a>Mon Dec 19 1994 01:331
     Hello mate.  Why do your words appear upside-down on my termulator?
193.14HAAG::HAAGRode hard. Put up wet.Mon Dec 19 1994 01:344
    >>occasional accidentally infelicitous and misinterpretable fumblefinger. 
    
    gawd. there's more furiners in the 'box by the day. dano, please speak
    murican.
193.15HAAG::HAAGRode hard. Put up wet.Mon Dec 19 1994 01:411
    outta here. a legendary run on the tundra is the making.
193.16Fashion Tip fer Gene:LJSRV2::KALIKOWSERVE<a href="SURF_GLOBAL">LOCAL</a>Mon Dec 19 1994 01:503
    Wear the ram's-fur hat & jacket.  Itz cold out there on the tundra &
    as a further feature the ewes get fooled until it's too late.  HTH.
    
193.17Talk HardSNOC02::MACKENZIEKo...ex-SUBURB::DAVISMMon Dec 19 1994 01:573
    re .13
    
    Clever that isn't it !!! :^)
193.18USAT02::WARRENFELTZRMon Dec 19 1994 09:542
    gene's got a suit that make him look like a sheep in wolf's
    clothing...if only he could get close enuf :-)
193.19SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIZebras should be seen and not herdMon Dec 19 1994 15:586
    
    RE: .12
    
     Gotta wonder about someone who puts more words in his title than in
    the same reply....
    
193.20Talk HardSNOC02::MACKENZIEKo...ex-SUBURB::DAVISMMon Dec 19 1994 19:591
    Gotta love me.
193.21Don't sprain your arm...SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIZebras should be seen and not herdMon Dec 19 1994 21:121
    
193.22[ahem}GAVEL::JANDROWbrain crampMon Dec 19 1994 21:346
    
    <---
    
    HEEEEEHEEEEEHEEEEEEEEHEEEEEBBBWWWWWWWHHHHHhAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA...
    
    
193.23Talk HardSNOC02::MACKENZIEKo...ex-SUBURB::DAVISMMon Dec 19 1994 22:323
    Hey that, actually made me chuckle !!
    
    
193.24SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIZebras should be seen and not herdMon Dec 19 1994 22:4411
    
    RE: .22
    
    Ahem??
    
    I of course meant for him not do so whilst patting himself on the
    back... 
    
     Did your "ahem" mean the same thing or did you have something else in
    mind??
    
193.25... or something else in hand?LJSRV2::KALIKOWSERVE&lt;a href=&quot;SURF_GLOBAL&quot;&gt;LOCAL&lt;/a&gt;Mon Dec 19 1994 23:351
    
193.26SCAPAS::GUINEO::MOOREI'll have the rat-on-a-stickWed Dec 21 1994 03:475
    
    "She's got V.D.
     Vibrator Dependency...put two-twenty on the money, honey."
    
    --- Mojo Nixon
193.27BUSY::SLABAn imagine burning in her mind ...Tue Mar 18 1997 04:323
    
    	This is a vulgar topic.
    
193.28SX4GTO::OLSONDBTC Palo AltoTue Mar 18 1997 23:055
    vulgar?
    
    *you* should *wish* you had the wit to coin a phrase so apt.
    
    DougO
193.29COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertWed Mar 19 1997 04:253
	See .2

193.30BUSY::SLABBuzzword BingoWed Mar 19 1997 04:333
    
    	You have your agenda, and I have mine.
    
193.31COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertWed Mar 19 1997 05:153
	Agenda Diversity.  It's what makes America g-r-r-r-r-r-eat!

193.32BUSY::SLABCan you hear the drums, Fernando?Wed Mar 19 1997 11:013
    
    	Yup, we're a bunch of flakes.
    
193.33BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.ziplink.net/~glen/decplus/Wed Mar 19 1997 13:191
corn?