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Title:Soapbox. Just Soapbox.
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Moderator:WAHOO::LEVESQUEONS
Created:Thu Nov 17 1994
Last Modified:Fri Jun 06 1997
Last Successful Update:Fri Jun 06 1997
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160.0. "bored?" by KERNEL::MVD03::newberyp () Thu Dec 08 1994 15:56

Any ideas on what can be done to ease the boredom on my early/late shifts I 
read all my pc magazines about 3 times(well looked at the pictures)	


		paul zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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160.1GMT1::TEEKEMAMs Jones created Barney..Thu Dec 08 1994 15:593
	Start LOTS of basenotes in the box and then read all
the witty responses the next day !!!!!
160.2i can see (sheep)clearly nowKERNEL::MVD03::newberypThu Dec 08 1994 16:095
now thats an idea ,just gotta think of some witty subjects,i know one 
hundred and one things you can do with modelling clay in an office 
enviroment.nah ,i'll go back to caffine

		paul
160.3CSLALL::HENDERSONLearning to leanThu Dec 08 1994 16:133

 Get another job, maybe?
160.4AIMHI::RAUHI survived the Cruel SpaThu Dec 08 1994 16:492
    A lead insertion machine....oooh... say a .45 magnum.. Hold barell
    between teeth and tough. Squeeze 2 fast ones..:)
160.5CALDEC::RAHthe truth is out there.Thu Dec 08 1994 16:542
    
    not funny, assuming that was joking.
160.6KERNEL::MVD03::newberypThu Dec 08 1994 16:595
re last 2
are you a close friend of jon "the psyhco" cos he's in to guns in big way
       Paul	
p.s I thought it was funney,though I'd have to be a good shot because I'd 
probably miss my  brain.
160.7HAAG::HAAGRode hard. Put up wet.Thu Dec 08 1994 17:427
    re .0
    
    what nonsense. with a little intuition and a few rightly placed
    questions you could be in a position to learn LOTS of new things about
    things that interest you. perhaps even learn a little technology. some
    of it is very accessable and very good these days. all it takes is for
    one to get off their butt and put forth a bit of initiative.
160.8Not a timed event, however...GAAS::BRAUCHERThu Dec 08 1994 17:578
    
     It's an intelligence test.  There are people who, given access to
    the computer resources you do, would find a path to success in life.
    They pass.
    
     There are others who are just bored by it all.  They fail.
    
      bb
160.9HAAG::HAAGRode hard. Put up wet.Thu Dec 08 1994 18:578
Note 160.8 by GAAS::BRAUCHER
    
    >It's an intelligence test.  There are people who, given access to
    >the computer resources you do, would find a path to success in life.
    >They pass.
    >There are others who are just bored by it all.  They fail.
    
    part of that there natural selection process.
160.10EnviormentsAIMHI::RAUHI survived the Cruel SpaThu Dec 08 1994 19:432
    .5 Sorry you fail to see the gallow humor in it.:) Then again, I have
    been around may who have this sick humor as I do.:) 
160.11un fair judgementKERNEL::MVD03::newberypFri Dec 09 1994 07:018
re:8
are you sugesting that I,m lazy,as I can't find any thing worth while to 
occupy my mind.As you do not know me or the life style I lead ,If you were 
indeed judging me I feel this was unfair judgement.
When I wrote this note it was meant to be taken in a tongue in cheek way 
and not to seriousley.

			Paul
160.12SUBURB::COOKSHalf Man,Half BiscuitFri Dec 09 1994 11:338
    Oh dear. A classic new boy response to a soapbox taunt.
    
    A better way to respond would be "why would I want to be a boring
    techno dweeb like you lot? I`ve got better things to do - like
    drink beer and have a wank".
    
    Or something like that.
    
160.13GO On MY SONSUBURB::DUHIGRFri Dec 09 1994 11:473
    re.12
    
    YES!!!  One up to the Suburb Boys.
160.14KERNEL::MVD03::newberypFri Dec 09 1994 12:446
re.12
i like that one must remember that one almost made a new boy smile.
re.13
ever thought having something orginal to say?	
   		
I am not so bored now ,I'd be over the moon if I had some beer
160.15ha!SUBURB::DUHIGRFri Dec 09 1994 15:202
    re.14
    I got lots of beer and it all ours....Loaner
160.16KERNEL::MVD03::newberypFri Dec 09 1994 15:302
re.last
what beer you got???
160.17Talk HardSNOC02::MACKENZIEKo...ex-SUBURB::DAVISMMon Dec 12 1994 01:125
    re - Newboy.
    
    Don't show off, with your new found interest.
    
    :^)
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A rather uneventful day.

Chris.
160.19CBHVAX::CBHLager LoutMon Jan 22 1996 20:381
I'm bored, again.
160.20funny that ..CSC32::PRICEMon Jan 22 1996 20:5313
    
    
    
    Me too.
    
    
    	I often have things to do, but nothing that motivates me.
    
    I call my "terminal attack of apathy", happens about once a month.
    
    
    
    Conrod
160.21BUSY::SLABOUNTYDon't like my p_n? 1-800-328-7448Mon Jan 22 1996 20:594
    
    	Maybe you could have a 2nd penis surgically attached to yourself
    	and get it pierced.
    
160.22CBHVAX::CBHLager LoutMon Jan 22 1996 21:017
>    	Maybe you could have a 2nd penis surgically attached to yourself
>    	and get it pierced.

surely you mean `get it bored'?  Or was that the joke... I'm so bored it'd 
probably just pass me by, anyway...

Chris.
160.23POLAR::RICHARDSONCaptain DunselMon Jan 22 1996 21:031
    Have a gander at your legs.
160.24BUSY::SLABOUNTYDon't like my p_n? 1-800-328-7448Mon Jan 22 1996 21:037
    
    	Excellent choice of words.
    
    	And notice .20 is signed "Conrod"?  Is that a Freudian slip, or
    	is his name really "Conrod"?  Not that I care, anyways ... I'll
    	call him "Conrad" because I like the sound of it better.
    
160.25SMURF::WALTERSMon Jan 22 1996 21:185
    Shawn,  you really need to update your p_n to:
    
    	"Don't like my pronunciation? 1-800-328-7448"
                                     
    
160.26GENRAL::RALSTONFugitive from the law of averagesMon Jan 22 1996 21:188
    >	I often have things to do, but nothing that motivates me.
    >
    >I call my "terminal attack of apathy", happens about once a month.
  
Your lucky. It happens to me on an hourly basis!

...Tom
160.27BUSY::SLABOUNTYDon't like my p_n? 1-800-328-7448Mon Jan 22 1996 21:193
    
    	Your lucky, my lucky.  What's the difference?
    
160.28BUSY::SLABOUNTYDon't like my p_n? 1-800-328-7448Mon Jan 22 1996 21:208
    
    	Colin, I should update my p_n to
    
    	"328-7448"
    
    
    	8^)
    
160.29GENRAL::RALSTONFugitive from the law of averagesMon Jan 22 1996 21:234
  
    	>Your lucky, my lucky.  What's the difference?
    
:), sorry, you're lucky. I often make that mistake.
160.30NicknameCSC32::PRICETue Jan 23 1996 17:125
    
    
    re .24, it's not a freudian slip, it's my wife's nickname for me,
    perhaps it's because of my interest in engines and metal  !
    Conrod